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A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts - College Championship Game
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Football, football, football. Last weekend we had NFL Playoffs, then we had Notre Dame trying to pull off the big win. We talk about it of course, because we are dudes and we talk sports. Also, is chili a soup? Lynk has this week in history and Brett delivers a joke of the week that you will share and we even got a listener email! You should email us right now! 4solidbeers@gmail.com!
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Engage with Us Online
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A solid four beer thoughts. Pop a cold one and get interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. Oh my God, it's so damn cold outside. When did that happen?
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I think today it was minus three, five. I never got out of single digits. Yeah, it was ridiculous. I woke up this morning and I was like, what the actual hell? What is it now? Minus one. One, I think. They said it might get down to minus 10. No, no. Screw that shit. It is the middle of January. Yeah, it is. It is, but it usually doesn't get... I don't think it's ever been this cold. Like frigid. Minus two right now. Minus two.
Listener Appreciation
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we're solid beers at gmail.com if you want to send us an email reminds me we did get an email we'll talk about that yep a legit email it wasn't no seriously we did and it wasn't a family spam you're not in the key no no it's not oh my god we gotta fix the cameras point camera no we got a legit for real email last week January 18th
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We're a solid four beer thoughts. Is that a lot different than minus one? No, not a damn bit. I'm just telling you what it is.
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And it said more more and it said Tom you can read well now I'm out again Yeah, I am I know I keep pointing this way going Jeff. Keep going. Hello boys
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I haven't been listening for a bit, no reason other than I haven't had any long drives and have been flying everywhere. Anyway, had a good long seven hours each way drive last week and took the opportunity to catch up on the show. Thanks for continuing to put it out.
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I know not put out there put it out put it out. Okay, you guys always make me laugh And I appreciate everyone's thoughts and back and forth keep it up gentlemen I'm sending this email mostly because Tom mentioned that you Not too many people email you at all and damn it you deserve emails. Oh, there we go. Keep up the good work. Mr. David Harris
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Nice, and I am not kidding you Dave's good friend, but totally unsolicited completely out of the blue So Dave will hear this then and David will hear this again in six months. It sounds like yeah If he could start his next email with deer penthouse, that would be awesome You're not gonna believe this but These four guys put out once again. I mean put it out once again
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So yeah, so we got an email. Look at that. So everybody else should email us. FourSolidBeers at gmail.com. It takes no time at all to send an email these days. You can even have ChatGPT write it for you and it'll be even easier. It's a late Christmas miracle.
Cold Weather Woes
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Wow, so tonight we're probably gonna talk about that football game that was, we're probably gonna talk about the other football games that were, and we will intentionally not talk about anything else, except for- What do you mean? Is chili a soup. Correct. We gotta have that discussion. We will have that discussion. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Oh yeah. I'm not prepared man, I'm already prepared. No, you're prepared, you're ready to go. You put the gloves on as soon as the conversation came up. What are you talking about?
00:03:25
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anyhow so uh...
00:03:34
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They got Jeff turned off the fan. By the end of this, I won't be able to feel my toes. I just want to point out the fact that Jeff's current wife suggested he bring that space heater down here, which he declined. I said there's enough hot air blowing around. That was exactly what you said. The second part of that is then she said, if you're not going to take it downstairs, then take it back to the bedroom. So it's back there.
00:04:02
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Keep her warm. I think Jeff was just trying not to move the space heater at all. He's protesting everywhere It was gonna go
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It's just so cold that the damn heat pump, it cannot keep up. It is, I get 62 degrees in this house and my thermostat is at 67. Oh, that's lovely. So it just, it can't keep up with it. 67, dang. That's just to keep it. I'm good with that. Like normal. No, I mean normal, it's like 68 or 69. Okay. But for some stupid reason in my mind, I'm thinking, man, if I put it at 68 or 69, it's really going to be working overtime. It does work extra in 69.
00:04:38
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Sometimes it's hard to see. Sometimes hearing is impaired as well. All kinds of shit that goes wrong at 69.
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But thankfully, it looks like the temperature's gonna break and we'll be up in the high 30s on Friday. That will be a heat wave. I'm rocking a Speedo next week to the podcast. I'm actually doing all right right now in your air-conditioned basement. Yes, it's not bad. I still have my work clothes on, so no joke, I have thermal, I have Long John pants on, I have a Long John shirt and another shirt.
00:05:19
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It might not. Oh yeah. He's going to be a hot mess. They're going to melt like frosty. The snowman, I think. Am I the only one with hard now? I know I'm, I'm comfortable. 100%. All right. Jeff. Yes. How was your weekend?
00:05:37
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It was good. Didn't do a lot. Friday, usual thing. Saturday, not much. And Sunday, not much. Perfect. Yes, yes, yes. How could it be better? It was kind of nice to have just a boring old weekend. Nothing wrong with that at all. Nope. It felt good, actually.
00:05:53
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How about you, Lincoln?
Weekend Recap
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Anything good over the weekend? A little work. We call it our Christmas party. Oh, yeah. But it's I call it the end of year party. But there you go. But there's a couple of people like, hey, well, Merry Christmas. I was like, what? What? No, no. I agree. You can't.
00:06:12
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Did anybody dress dress up in Christmas? No, no, no ugly sweaters or anything else. I said you can't do you can't do that late. You know, no naughty elf outfits or anything. Oh, we've got a, uh, we got to go to my current wife's Christmas party this Saturday. What? See, I don't know. That is a month afterwards. It needs to be a new name. That's becoming fairly common. Is it really just because of the expense of around that time? Yeah. That makes sense. Availability and availability of the going. Yep.
00:06:39
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That's true. If you book it in the middle of December, it's like, well, I've got six other things I need to do that night. So yeah, I think that's, that's a lot of it, at least for us. And it was a, it was a choice by them to go, everybody's busy through December. So we'll let you guys do all of your family shit and then everybody should be good. Yep. Second week of January or whatever.
Eskimo Pie History
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I'm with you though. Call it call it a year or something. Yeah.
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Little Ruth's Chris action Same place that we've been to the last three years for me now. So well, so yeah good stuff Good stuff. You've been there three years three and a half years. I've been there. Oh, yes crazy June. Yeah, June was my three. No, it's crazy. Are they still employing him? He's been he's been doing that almost as long as we've been doing this podcast. Yeah
00:07:26
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I'll be damned. I'm sure he's put in a good year's worth of balance on those three and a half years. At least. At least. Anyway. And then next month, where are you guys going for New Year's Eve? Yes, got it. Yup. Oh, Kurt Wipes out of town? No. Yeah.
00:07:45
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Yep, down in, I would say sunny Florida, but it hasn't been sunny for the last couple days she's been there. But yeah, she's between jobs. So last day was Friday of her old job. And this Monday is the first day of her new job. So she had a week off. She's on one down there. Her and one, two, three, three of her friends are down in Florida right now hanging out in the rain.
00:08:11
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Cool. Fine. So yeah, there you have it. Good times for everybody. Nice. How about you? Did a little wrestling? Yeah. Where were we at this weekend? We were at our conference tournament and we, um, somehow we, uh, are, are going to squeak out a 500 season somehow. Hey, there you go.
00:08:30
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I mean, we're just in a, we've had a lot of injuries, a little bit of down cycles, so, I don't know. Yeah, so that's what I did. And I've had pretty good attendance at Rookies lately. Yeah, it took Sunday off and tonight off, but I actually had a chance to go there. I just didn't make it. How many days in Rome would that have been? Well, it took Sunday off, Lord's Day. Okay, yes, yes, yes. Sometimes I do celebrate at Rookies Church. Had you gone Sunday? I think it'd be six. Holy cow.
00:09:11
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So I was at a little junior high wrestling tonight before I showed up here, chose my words properly there.
00:09:22
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Lynnhurst and I'll be damned if during the middle of the match. There isn't a bat loose in the gym Wow What is with you and flying things dude started out just kind of circling up top right whatever and you're like, okay
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Then he got I think probably got spooked. Yep started coming lower and lower it actually was at Like head level yeah head level three feet off the mat at some point Wow Wow trying to find a way out. Yep, or look for mosquitoes Yeah, it was uh, it's a good five minutes of infinity. Did you stand up and go? I know what to do
00:10:03
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Stand back, everyone. My guess is he opened up his wings and said, I'm Batman. That would have been awesome. That would have been really cool. That would have been awesome. So did you, I saw that the girls had the state finals, high school state finals in wrestling. Do you coach them also? I do not. Okay. That's a separate coach. Okay. Huh. Tommy. Cool. Um, yeah, we didn't do anything.
00:10:28
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Okay, well you need Jeff all weekend. All right, now it's time. Oh, we went to a movie. We went to a movie. What'd you say? Took the boy to a movie. I haven't been to a movie in a while either, and I'm sad that this is the one that it was.
00:10:44
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Sonic 3. Oh my gosh. Yeah 12. No, but the boys 14 Yeah, me and the wife we sat there. Oh, you know what I'd really like to go see this Sonic movies Let's go see a movie about a video game for a game that I've never played in my life Yeah, that'd be great. That's a porn about a vibe. They got away
00:11:09
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No, we went to the home show during the day on Saturday, and then we were talking. What should we do with the boy? Cause he was home. I forgot about the home show. I did nothing to home show in a movie. Home show in a movie. That was Saturday and then Sunday just typical wandered around looking for things. Yeah, whatever. Oh, so Sunday you did nothing. Yeah. Well, it was groceries, whatever, but yeah.
00:11:33
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That was it Nothing don't go see Sonic 3 Jim Carrey even though he plays two characters. Oh, he's man. Just makes it twice as bad So yeah, I didn't know he was back. He's been gone for movies. Yeah. Yeah He did I saw a thing about why he did it. He just enjoys that character. But uh, yeah the paycheck's probably not bad either
00:11:55
Speaker
No, probably not. But I mean, he plays two people and they both suck. So don't go see it. Anyhow, it's time for that. How's the popcorn time real quick? You know what? We didn't get it. What? We didn't get it. You didn't really go to a movie. We had dinner before the movie and don't care. You don't get popcorn. Gotcha.
00:12:24
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We had candy. I ate snow caps. Don't care. Hang on. You literally just said no room for popcorn, but I can download a box of snow caps. Always room for snow caps. You're full of shit.
00:12:40
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No, actually I was full of snow caps Actually upsets me a little bit Tom. Sorry. I'm sorry to fail you link back to this week in this week is your 1922
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the Eskimo pie is invented. Oh, that's a sexual position, right? Tom didn't eat that either. No. That's what they do in Alaska when it's frozen. Tom's never had an Alaskan Eskimo pie. I can't wait for them to do all the work. So I think, I think when I saw this, I was thinking of a moon pie.
00:13:29
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but uh no not a joke totally different i know i know that i was thinking of a moon pie thank you uh no i don't know what in iskimo pie i didn't either it basically is it is ice cream coated in chocolate it's like a Klondike bar yeah it's like a Klondike bar yeah kind of
00:13:49
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Invented by Christian Nelson, who partnered with Russell Stover, and yes, that Russell Stover. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name. The name.
00:14:16
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Look like an Eskimo shit. Do you know where you find those in the store? In the ice cream aisle, I'm assuming. Next to the fur pie. Wow. I didn't know those came cold. Sure. They can. You working them more? They're both in the Sacagawea aisle. So that was in 1922. The next year, Stover actually backed out of the partnership to start.
00:14:40
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his candy company that we know today. So then following year, Nelson, the inventor, he sold the company to the company who made the wrappers for the Eskimo Pie, which was the U.S. Foil Corporation today, now known as the Reynolds Metals Company. My goodness. Reynolds Wrap. All of that from an Eskimo Pie.
00:15:04
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And then the patent all messed up. So their patent basically was very vague. I wasn't going to really go into this part of it, but it was, it was so vague that the invention was actually the chocolate coating is what they said. But since the patent was so vague, they were spending $4,000 a day in 1922. Holy crap. Uh, 4,000 to about 50 grand in today's money.
00:15:34
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every day fighting legal fees, with legal fees fighting the fact that their patent, they own the patent to this particular chocolate coating ice cream. So it comes to copycats and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, that's our idea. And they're like, so your patent just said a ice cream substance with chocolate coating. It didn't say anything about how the coating, it was the recipe is what they were looking for.
00:16:01
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It's like, here's the recipe of the chocolate. Then how does melted chocolate not just melt the ice cream? So they didn't describe anything about the recipe. And so all these people started stealing all their shit. And so all the legal fees fighting that, they were like, we can't afford this. That's a million dollars a month.
00:16:23
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Yeah. So in today's terms, probably why they ended up selling the company so damn quick. Right. So wow. Interesting. So it was a square, like a Klondike bar. I think so. Does it still exist? No, I don't think so. I thought I know. I know. I know. I've never had one. I thought they existed. I'm with you. Would you say you thought it was like a moon pie thing or whatever? I thought that's what it was. That's what I thought as well. Yeah. That's that's what I pictured in my head when I was like, Oh, Eskimo pie. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway,
00:16:52
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Oh yeah. It was renamed Edie's pie in 2021. Sure. Was made in a response to the 2020 George Floyd protests. So it's no longer an Eskimo pie because we had to PC the name. Oh, I thought you meant 19. No. Oh, there's 1922. How does George get involved in this? Had to be renamed from Eskimo pie to Edie's pie. It's now done by Nestle.
00:17:17
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And Edie is a suburb of Minneapolis, correct? Is that what it's named? Edie? Couldn't say that part. Joseph Edie, co-founder of Dryer's company that markets it. So Nestle's part of Dryer's. I mean, it's essentially just a chocolate covered ice cream on a stick. Yeah.
00:17:44
Speaker
I agree. So it isn't like a Klondike bar. I thought it was more like a Klondike bar. Yeah, but I thought it was more like just the square like Klondike bar. So we've all learned something. How about that?
Apple Macintosh Introduction
00:17:55
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This was initially 1984. The first Apple Macintosh goes on sale. Original price, $24.95.
00:18:02
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not dollars twenty four hundred ninety five dollars approximately seventy six hundred dollars today if you wanted to buy one of those well that's what that that's what twenty five hundred equates to a hundred and twenty eight k of ram
00:18:21
Speaker
I can't even relate to how nothing that is. That's just crazy. First advertised during the third quarter of the 1984 Super Bowl. I think I got a disc in here that's probably that. Yes, a tiny little guard.
00:18:37
Speaker
The ad cost 900 grand for a one-minute ad and it was directed by Ridley Scott. Oh really? Over 70,000 were sold in the first four months That was in so January of 84 in September of 84 they launched the Macintosh 512 K so they doubled the K's and They don't triple him because
00:19:08
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Discontinue in October 1985 there you go
00:19:16
Speaker
You're not mentioning your birthday this weekend? 1969? That's just a day. This Thursday, the 23rd. Yeah, this Thursday, the 23rd. Kurt Wipes gone. I will ask everybody to pause in their day and take a moment for Uncle Link. Shoot him a text. Pour a little out for him and happy birthday and all that good stuff. Don't pour anything out. Always that beer. Not always that.
00:19:42
Speaker
It'll freeze and then you'll slip on it. No, it's going to be 30 degrees by then. It'll be great. Sure, sure. It'll be perfect weather. Exactly. So that brings us to the meat of the matter. And here we are. So football over the weekend. We'll start about a... So is anybody else surprised that the commanders are...
00:20:02
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Yeah. I mean, really? Yeah. We talked about it last week. They were playing with house money. I mean, that's been the whole conversation all week and I was shocked. Yeah. I mean, they were, they were a what 63 yard field goal away from not being in the playoffs. They were a hail Mary away by a dumb ass Chicago bears player from not being in the playoffs. They took advantage of it. They're playing good ball. Didn't they even hit a kick off the upright that scooted in to make it. Yeah.
00:20:32
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Yep. Yep. Yeah. They did. I mean, they're, they're living a charmed life right now. And I gotta tell you, Jayden Daniels, man, that he's pretty good. He's pretty poised for a rookie, poised for a rookie difference though. We're seeing, cause we've, we've made the AR comparison. Yep. Yep. He played, I believe five years as a starter in college, just like Bowdings. Bowdings actually might've been six year starter. I think he was. Yeah.
00:20:55
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And those guys had fairly successful seasons because they played 50 more college games. But I'm with you for a rookie even because you're seeing the best of the best and to still be making it happen. That's kind of cool. Hopefully the weather's good up in Philly this Sunday.
00:21:19
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Yeah, it should be a good game. They're not afraid of anything. They're not afraid of anything. It sucks, though. I wanted the Lions. Yeah, me too. I was all about the Lions. Oh, yeah. But the Lions next year are gonna... You never know, man. You never know, year to year. I mean, they're gonna lose both their coordinators.
00:21:35
Speaker
Yeah, they'll lose their coordinators. But that's, you know, as long as you get the horses. Probably lost 16 people in injury. Yeah, that is that. Yeah, they're defensive. Their defensive side of the ball was just shredded. Yeah. And no matter how good your coach is, or how good your offense. Sure. I mean, golf, did some golf-like things there late in the, late in the game, so. Right. They doomed them. For sure. All right, so the Bills and the Ravens, Mark Andrews, good catch, man.
00:22:05
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of the
00:22:24
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like somebody posted the clips and like scary how close they were man it's the same boy yeah and he had a fumble earlier in that game yeah yeah that's only the second one of his career yeah first fumble since like 2019 yeah 2019 it's not a really faulting for that dude you're a professional you got your hands on the ball and i mean really it was right in his hands
00:22:47
Speaker
But I don't understand why people start going for two so early in the game. It's a new trend. When that happened because they did not get their first two point conversion that they went for. Correct.
00:23:02
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had they kicked the extra point, I think that was middle of the third quarter, still a lot of time left. You know, your two point conversions either potentially to win the game or to tie the game. But then, I mean, Buffalo still has a minute 30, whatever. But yeah, I don't know why you go for two that early. Along the same line I've noticed, especially this year,
00:23:25
Speaker
A lot of, hey, you're in 100% field goal range, which to me is an easy three points nowadays. Seems like it. And then they go for it. I mean, down in the red zone, they're like, no. And they're like, Oh, the statistics say you should go for 80% of the time. You should go for it. It's like, whatever, dude, take the points. Yeah. And then I had, we have watched the game of both current wife and I look each other at the end of the game and go, uh, if they'd only kick that field goal.
00:23:52
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then yeah, they would not be in this position to need a touchdown with 38 seconds left. All they could do is a field goal to win the game. But yeah. 100%. And that's, it's happened a lot this season. And I mean, there's been a lot of games decided by a missed field goal here or a non field goal attempt taken or what have you. Well, the one thing that I heard over and over again on sports radio is
00:24:17
Speaker
Analytics is great. It's fine. It's all that happy horseshit, but it analytics does not take in The feel of the game at that at that point in time analytics doesn't care that you know You've got some momentum going or the other team's got momentum going it doesn't factor any of that shit And that's really no emotion coach needs to come in and say hey listen You know geek over here telling me to do this right the feel of the game is telling me to do this
00:24:42
Speaker
We're on the five yard line and we've just made three attempts at it and we didn't get anywhere. Maybe we just get our three points and be safe here. And I know we'll talk about this later, but I think we saw that exact same thing last night in the championship game when he went to kick that field goal to make it a two score game game, two score game. And I'm sitting there thinking, sitting there watching with my son and Che and I'm like, what the fuck is he doing?
00:25:10
Speaker
But I heard something today again on talk radio. Guy said, you know at that time, they ran the ball three times and they got nothing. Maybe he knew that there was no way in hell they were going to score a touchdown on that play. So it's just, yep, yep. Analytics are great, but yeah. It changes things. Link's got stats. It's not stats. I always liked the little,
00:25:39
Speaker
Not necessarily stats, but you know, this is the first time in history. And when they put them up, I pause the TV. So one was Jalen Hertz was the first quarterback to win four straight postseason home starts.
00:25:56
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with under 200 yards passing in each of the games. Yeah.
Jalen Hurts Debate
00:26:00
Speaker
Wow. They talked a lot about that today. When you're running back runs for 200, you don't necessarily need to throw. Yeah, exactly. Oh, and how about he did not go down this time when he was running free. They were talking today. I forget what I was listening to. It may have been ESPN radio.
00:26:20
Speaker
that uh the folks in Philly are really questioning Jalen hurts because If he can't see if he's not putting up more yards than that. Is he the quarterback you want? I'm like he wins. He wins football game. Shut up Yeah, and I was like what it what they're really having those conversations in Philly really he won with Saquon and yeah Yeah, so I'm like, what are we talking about here? It's great
00:26:45
Speaker
But yeah, that's apparently folks in Philly are like questioning him as their quarterback. Get him out of town, feed him to Andy. Yeah, we'll take him. So the other thing I've got is Buffalo. I saw that Buffalo is the only team in NFL history with 30 or more passing touchdowns and 30 or more rushing touchdowns also. Really? The only one ever in the history of the NFL. Huh? Huh? That's impressive. In the regular season. I'm curious what the Lions had this year.
00:27:15
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They had to be close to that. Apparently not that. No, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drive has to be close with running backs ahead. Well, hell, not only that, they were putting up some serious points in the beginning of the year. Video game numbers. Yeah. Yep, yep. For sure. There you go. So then the big game last night, Notre Dame and Ohio State.
00:27:35
Speaker
Link was angry most of the evening last night, I could tell by his text messages. Sometimes with Link you gotta read between the lines, sometimes you just gotta read the words. Yeah, sometimes the word fuck you really means fuck you. Sometimes the words are just out there, no lines at all. Link, the lifelong Notre Dame fan that he is, was not happy last night, but. How do you disappear for two quarters? Like they'd literally, I mean. How do you come out lit up
00:28:04
Speaker
The 10, 10 o'clock score, 10 minute drive, your first play or your first drive, 10 minutes of your score touchdown. Look like you are going to dominate the game, but at least be 100% competitive. You control your, your, the nature of your game when you're on offense. That's what they look like for 10 minutes. And then, then what? Nothing for two more. So do you have those stats? The, the, uh, how many plays they ran after that first drive in the first half?
00:28:33
Speaker
No, I didn't, but it was like nine plays. He was too pissed off at that point. The rest of the first half. Well, I mean, Ohio State obviously put eight in the box and said throw the fucking ball. That's how you're going to beat us. You didn't even get a first down by penalty.
00:28:53
Speaker
I mean I did like speaking of penalties I did like the fact that it wasn't an over officiated game right you know it was they let they let him play and they did they I mean they called that first holding penalty so what what I was talking about in that text so I sent a text after Notre Dame got called for a holding penalty and
00:29:13
Speaker
And Ryan Day and the Ohio State fans have been bitching. Blocky has been bitching. We have not. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Our defense has not been gotten a holding call on another team when they're on for this many days or this many games.
00:29:31
Speaker
There's like there's no way no way with Jack Sawyer and how good our defense is no way They couldn't have been called for holding penalty. I was like, okay. Okay. Jack Sawyer is my favorite rush song. Yes That's a good one So it is
00:29:48
Speaker
Sorry, my voice was getting a little weird there, but I was just kind of tired about it. And then Ryan Day, of course, sends something to the SEC commissioner and the Big Ten commissioner, bitching about no holding calls. And then the first.
00:30:05
Speaker
thing, you know, Hey, I didn't know history. I was like, sort of put it together by the Tony freaking kidding me. Oh, anyway. So I was kind of pissed off about that because he was being a whiny little bitch about not getting a holding call. It was like, Oh, looky there. And I get, you could hear the Ohio state fans kind of jeering. Hey, thanks a lot. Finally. Yeah.
00:30:29
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It's been now we have to start our account clock over now. It's been this many days since we've got a holding penalty Can I tell you I hate the days? Stat yeah anyway before for football. I mean yeah
00:30:44
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Is it five games? Is it 500 days? I mean, give me a real stat that makes sense to me, not it's been 226 days. Well, hell, they don't play 180 of those days, right? You're playing 16 weeks. Oh, God. Ohio State fans are the most insufferable fans there are out there. And I know we got a few that listen, but I've got family members that are OSU fans also.
00:31:10
Speaker
We could have gone up. Yeah, I do. Actually, when I graduated from here, we were going to go up to local watering hole and watch it for the first half. But I heard there were several issue fans going to be, there was only two. That's why I like going to the bar. That's why I like going to bars and watch. That'd probably be a fight. Yeah.
00:31:26
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No, it was... I heard that somebody was getting a whole table that were OSU fans. It looked like they're from the chairs. It had to be two people. Gotcha. That's what I just... Yeah, I almost prefer just to kind of sit at home and quiet and watch a game there. Going out with... Because you've always got that one or two A-holes that are like, that's my team and I'm going to let them know about it.
00:31:53
Speaker
It kind of goes back to the conversation we had a couple months ago about fans or players who are celebrating and that type of stuff. It's different. You have an opposing fan right next to you in the stands. And every time his team scores, he stands up and cheers. But then you have another fan. Every time his team does something, he points to the other guy and goes,
00:32:21
Speaker
Screw you, my team just did that. There's a total difference between in your face and I'm just cheering for my team. So anyway. I saw something, did the Eagles play the Rams at some point? Was it the Green Bay game with the daughter in the stands?
00:32:40
Speaker
This dude from Philly ended up calling her an ugly or disgusting drop the C-box. See you next Tuesday. Just be rating her. She's just sitting there watching the game. Who knows what was said before? Agree. You don't know the history in the context.
00:33:02
Speaker
Yeah. Who does that, man? Rumor is he got... He did. I didn't follow up because I know what I read, but I don't know that I trust the source. Correct, correct, correct. That the Eagles yanked his season tickets from. And the article I read said that he got fired from his job.
00:33:22
Speaker
really yeah he works for that's the article I read that's what I read again I don't know if I believe that I know that they they the company because they are a DEI company they are they are they're an equity you know what you know blah blah blah blah whoops yeah exactly inclusion and they did post something that he was their lead trainer yeah
00:33:46
Speaker
vice president of HR. It was either that Sunday night or Monday morning they posted something on their website we are aware of you know Mr. Smith's actions blah blah blah blah blah we will address it yada yada how do you how do people how do people find out where this guy works I think it's probably fairly easy.
00:34:06
Speaker
blows up on social media like that, somebody knows and saw it, and you know, that's just one of those things. It's kind of like having an only fan site, eventually everybody's gonna know. How do you know that, Tom? I don't know. That's what they say. I'm getting one for us, I'm getting one for us. Great. Which is with the name like a solid four, it's got to get some level of following. I don't want to be screwed by a thousand dudes, just saying.
00:34:29
Speaker
Like the only you just take three I mean What's the difference between? Lincoln three I'm off joke of the week
00:34:46
Speaker
I screwed it up because it didn't start within Utah. In Utah, how many dicks can Link take? Yeah. Three jokes. There you go. But yeah, so now, I mean, is his day's job safe over there now? I mean, he did, he did win an actual title, but he did not beat Michigan. And, you know, that's how fanatic those, he's going down into the anals of Ohio state. I think it's anals. Anals is back to three jokes in a day.
00:35:15
Speaker
It's aimless for this purpose. And that's the thing I kept thinking in my head. Earlier this year, everybody was talking about, Oh, is he going to be able to keep his jobs? Five weeks ago, they were done with him. And now all of a sudden he's on a short list of magnificent men from the Ohio state university. What the fuck?
00:35:36
Speaker
what have you done for me lately? Exactly. So it's the clock starts over next year. I mean, really at Michigan next year, they're going to be right back at it and be pissed off at him. I mean, that's at the end of the day, the guy wins football games, but this is the first national championship for that school in 14 years. I think it's 2014, 2014, 2014. Okay. So the one that's like 30 years, 17. So give or take. But I mean,
00:36:04
Speaker
I'm still not eating that ice cream pie. And they spent how much money in NIL money? So I took a screenshot of the graphic of who reportedly spent the most money on NIL. Strange coincidence, a lot of those guys were in the
00:36:24
Speaker
playoffs this year. Imagine that. They said that freshman wide receiver though might get half of that next year. Jeremiah Smith. 10-0. Might get 10-0 a year. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. The other cool stat I saw, I don't know if you saw it. And he's going to be a second year player. Yeah. So Notre Dame's won how many championships? They won 16 or something like that. Every Notre Dame coach that's won a championship, they did it in their third year as a head coach.
00:36:54
Speaker
All of them, Lou Holtz, Leahy, going back to Newt Rockne, Percedion, all of them, Dantavine, they all did it in their third year, and coincidentally, Brian, yeah, Rudy, Brian, who's the LSU coach?
00:37:10
Speaker
Kelly took him their third year. He got beat Alabama and Marcus Freeman was in his third year and took him to a championship. Oh, he's a great dude. Holy crap. Notre Dame is going to be good for a while. Somebody come snatches it.
00:37:29
Speaker
Well, recruiting is a big part of it. That's changed with NIL. But I can't imagine a school, A, that has money, B, has a freaking world-class education, and C, has a dude like that, that I'm sure players can really relate to and want to play for. Oh, man. Yeah, I think they might be in the running for a bit.
00:37:50
Speaker
Again, Jeff, you talked about last week or the week before when they announced, when they brought him into the locker room, when they announced he was going to be their next coach. And I saw that clip. I think they played on college game day, maybe. And I saw that clip again this weekend that you were talking about. And it is. I mean, it all looked 100% genuine. Oh, yeah. They were all super happy that that guy was our coach. So I mean, of course, they're going to respond to him and his coaching style.
00:38:20
Speaker
But they still have the academic standard. They will not give up on that academic standard. And nor should they. Nor should they. Good on them. It's tough. Especially in today's college football climate, that's good. I was going to say, I think it's easier to coach smart athletes. I don't know if that's necessarily true or not. It doesn't hurt. I think it does make a difference at times.
00:38:49
Speaker
All right, so now the- Can I talk more football? Sure. You can talk all the football you like. I really don't want to because this topic now, I was indifferent about this topic for years and now I'm absolutely pissed about it.
Chiefs Fans Frustration
00:39:03
Speaker
The Chiefs can suck off. We didn't talk about that, nor did we talk about the line. My goodness. Yeah, that was terrible. So we were talking about OSU fans and how insufferable they are and all that stuff.
00:39:16
Speaker
There are a couple of guys in my fantasy football league that are Kansas City Chiefs fans. For how long? They've always been. Ever since Taylor Smith showed up for that first game. They went through the losing seasons and they've been fans for years.
00:39:35
Speaker
Okay, okay. Do they know Christian? Okoye one of them one of them is actually from Kansas City, so any Dawson smoking so Anyhow, you probably so So on in our chats every time somebody makes a comment about the Chiefs
00:39:51
Speaker
they're just like oh yeah there are 100 reasons why oh that's not true blah blah blah and I said you know this is like talking politics with people that don't agree yeah you're both fucking right so shut up yeah um and that's and that's what it turns into and they're they're like oh Patrick Mahomes can do no wrong and look at this you know and they start
00:40:11
Speaker
playing back clips from when he wasn't actually hit but a penalty was thrown you know look at all this stuff he has to go through and no no no and i'm like the fuck you talking about he has to go through what does he have to go through being being top of his game and being an elite quarterback so now he has to be protected like a fucking china doll yeah that you're playing football man he does um
00:40:35
Speaker
Well, I don't know if you saw the article he does wear protection when he's in a three-way with Travis and as well Yeah, well the biggest I think the flop was warmer know where any of that shit is Why the fuck you doing that is at home say you're but you're you're Patrick Mahomes. Come on. Let's not let's not do that Let's not turn this into the NBA game
00:40:56
Speaker
That's what it looks like when he does that when he flops like it even even the calls and I love that that my two guys came together that I could almost see in real time. It looks what it is. Yeah, correct. I can give you a couple of those but there's there's always the roughing the quarterback call where he sort of made differences in that game.
00:41:24
Speaker
Those caused me big differences in that game. This afternoon when I was listening to the radio, they were interviewing Dean Blandino. And they were talking specifically. He's an ex-NFL ref. And he was the vice president. So they're talking to him and he said, he doesn't want to talk about Patrick Mahomes anymore because he's exhausted. But there is truth to the fact that
00:41:53
Speaker
Elite quarterbacks know how to play the refs. So they do think like the flop. Because they know at certain angles, they may not actually see the exact contact. So is he good at that? Hands down, probably one of the best. And that's how some of that does happen.
00:42:17
Speaker
because they just don't have an angle to see it any way other than how that reaction looks. So sometimes we see stuff watching it on TV that they don't have the advantage of seeing at that time on some of those calls because you can't throw, you can't, you can't throw a red flag on every single penalty card. So probably be throwing it.
00:42:37
Speaker
So no, the, you can't, you can't get a replay challenge. So things can't be challenging. So that's, and that's where, you know, everybody gets all wigged out. Well, kind of is what it is. Well, the, the other thing is when he fakes going out of bounds and then, then continues to run, you know, just, just whack the son of a bit, just take the 15 yard penalty. I mean, I think we've talked about that a couple of weeks ago.
00:43:04
Speaker
So here's if you hit him inbound and carry him out, you don't get a penalty. Well, hang on. Silence on the floor. This has never happened. This is the fourth time hadn't happened this year. New Year to me, maybe two weeks in a row. He actually wrote a note down last week or something about anal sex.
00:43:25
Speaker
That's not the only man's girl. And then I wrote White Castles down there. So this guy, if I want to... Nothing like White Castles and Anal. Is that what you're saying? I was like, what the hell? That should be the name of your self-titled podcast. White Castles and Anal.
00:43:45
Speaker
You know, for just $21 a month, we can do two podcasts. Don't mix up the words, though. Like, if you say, like, White Anal Castle, just don't do that. That's my safe word.
00:44:01
Speaker
It's not Eskimo Pie? I thought it was Eskimo Pie. No, I'd eat that. So this guy I follow on the Twitters, he said, and he follows the NFL shit, he said, I saw a crazy stat yesterday on ESPN that I could not believe. This is from Warren Sharp, by the way. The last four years over the Chiefs, 11 playoff games, zero games, the Chiefs had more penalties. 10 games, the opponents had more penalties.
00:44:30
Speaker
So then he goes on to compare them against other teams that have played, but zero games have the Chiefs had more penalties in the last 11 playoff games. That's pretty steady. The stat I don't have prepared because I didn't realize I was going to bitch about this was Patrick Mahomes has the most interceptions erased by penalty over the last however long he's been playing by like 50.
00:44:55
Speaker
Holy shit. Wow. That's crazy. That's a lot. So one of those, um, one of those guys in my chat with fantasy football, he said, well, look up the stats. Uh, Kansas city is one of the most penalized teams and you know what they're the most penalized for.
00:45:11
Speaker
offsides. Yes. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, so that, does that really count in that penalty? I mean, come on. Yeah. The first game of the season, if you remember, they were first game of the season that left tackle got called 28 times for, for illegal procedure. I'm going to say not true. The penalties were against Baltimore for that originally.
00:45:35
Speaker
They called like Forum Baltimore Chiefs opener, right? They called like Forum on Baltimore's opening drive and like one of them on the Chiefs. I know this because this was part of the penalty stuff that people are reposting. They're like, look, lined up exactly the same way as what you just called. I don't know, man, I'm just sick of it. Even I think when the announcers was like... Was it Romo? Sorry, not Color Commentary. Romo hates problems.
00:46:04
Speaker
I think it was one of the analysts in the studio. It's like these guys are the Patriots as far as calls go. Here's what I hate when they when they bring out a new rule like the offensive line needs to all be lined up on the offensive line.
00:46:22
Speaker
I hate, and you see it for the first, I don't know, maybe two or three weeks, called several times, and then it literally disappears. Then by week five or six, you never, it just, it goes away. I mean, hell, weeks 16, 17, 18.
00:46:41
Speaker
It's like that rule doesn't even exist anymore. Unless they pull it out at the random ass obscure time, you know, like, where's that been for 12 weeks? Yes. It's like, where the hell's that been? It should be, if it's a rule, make it a freaking rule and call it every time. I mean, you could call holding on every plate. Okay, then call it on every plate. Call it on every plate. And maybe... Then you'll stop holding. Maybe NFL play will be a little bit different from moving forward. Maybe. You start calling freaking holding when it's holding and people will stop.
00:47:10
Speaker
I mean, I don't know what to tell you. So, yeah, the hip drop tackle was this year's point of emphasis rule. I'm not sure I watched one game. No, it doesn't happen all the time, but I see it. There was plenty of opportunities. What's the games? The hip drop when they, when they go and tackle them and they, the defender see into their legs and falls on the back of their legs. Yeah. I didn't see a call. Yeah. I didn't, I, but there's been instances where it happened. I didn't see it called at all.
00:47:35
Speaker
I will say to the official influencing thing Like even at my lowest of low levels we can barely win matches you can point out things go right this guy has a tendency Whatever. Yep when we roll out of the pocket left, you know that guy holds every time he rolls to his left or something like that so you can
00:47:57
Speaker
put emphasis on, hey, look for this. Right. I'm sure all the coaches do that. You have to just pass. Yeah. They only got one call out of it, right? But it was their first holding against them in 265 days, 32 hours. Yes.
00:48:19
Speaker
Anyway 25 minutes. Yeah, so we were talking before so I've got an Ohio you said you have some in your family I've got an Ohio State fan that lives in my house and so we talked about a pre-record button but But yeah, I mean it was the worst case scenario me being a Notre Dame fan and being a Buckeye fan and converting my
00:48:43
Speaker
Daughter my northern Irish twin into one too. She's gone to the dog. Yes. Yes So anyway, but yeah, they they decided it would be more fun to go to a bar And I think the bar was like an Ohio State hosted and we're gonna host Ohio State fans or whatever And so yeah, they actually drove up to a bar because they thought it'd be more fun and
00:49:06
Speaker
to watch with their people. I'm like, okay. So I literally sat in the dark in my family room with my robe thrown open. Yeah, it was all the way. It was all the way open. So we did not talk about the Washington.
00:49:24
Speaker
Detroit game, did we? I thought it was pregame. Wow. I think with a comment was made that I hope they do well. He's a very poised quarterback. Uh, we talked about that. He played five seasons. Nick played in six. I mean, here's, I am surprised. Yeah.
00:49:53
Speaker
Jeff, Jeff, listen up. I'm not even finished my first beer. Jeff, listen up. Here we go. Save this for White Castle and Analynx. The White Anal Castle? The name of my new band. We're going to change fifth beer thought to White Castle and Analynx.
00:50:07
Speaker
Washington super surprised. I mean, I'm it's somebody for that. It's somebody new. They haven't been there in a while. It's, you know, something different to watch. And I they're they're fun to watch. They are. I mean, I don't have a local kid. I can't. Damn it. Have them play L.A. or something. I can't. I would love to see that game as the championship game this weekend. No, I can't find a reason not to like agree. You know, and I'm like, OK, yeah, sure. I could root for them. They just change owners.
00:50:36
Speaker
They changed ownership. They forced the old owner out because he was a fucking asshole after 25, 30 years and one playoff appearance. They bring in new ownership and within two years they're in the NFC championship. They're a legit team. They are just a hundred percent a legit strong football team. Lucky to be there.
00:51:01
Speaker
Yeah, and I think I don't think make it ever entered a year in Recent history where anybody even took them seriously. I mean really it was like oh, yeah, Washington But now I mean they've they've definitely proven themselves this year at five wins. Yeah. Yeah This is the thing that pisses me off
00:51:24
Speaker
What's that, Lakeo? This is one of the things. What's that? We're in a goddamn parlay, and Vegas is wrong all the goddamn time, and I don't know why I'm goddamn betting. I'm going after Lake... Who the fuck are these experts? The people that, uh...
00:51:39
Speaker
And what do they know? What do they know? They don't know shit. Because every time I bet on something and I'm like, oh, well, the experts say this should happen. It never fucking happens. Never happens. Or, or five out of those six things happened. And I'm like, well, the experts said that so and so was going to score like 18 touchdowns in this game today. And Emily scored 17. And he had like five yards on two carries and was on the sideline for some strange reason. So much to talk about here. Anyway.
00:52:09
Speaker
Who the hell was Notre Dame's running back last night? They said he was banked out. But Jadarian Price, they have two cats running back. No, that's not one. They didn't use hardly any of them at all. Nor can they throw the ball. Actually, I think Notre Dame went in the locker room at the end of the first quarter and didn't come out till the beginning of the fourth quarter. I'm pretty sure. That's what it seemed like. Got abducted by aliens while there was a locker room. So here's some stats. I'm going to have you guys guess. OK.
00:52:36
Speaker
in the
00:52:59
Speaker
So you can texture fantasy football fans friends and lovers the Kansas City Arizona and the LA Chargers 5.4 penalties per game. Oh fewest penalties It goes all the way up to the New York Jets at number 32 at 8.1 per game. There's a sloppy football. Mm-hmm. So to the to the Vegas thing
00:53:23
Speaker
What's the, uh, the line on that chief's game was nine and a half, right? Uh, yes. And it's 23 to 12 with 14 seconds left. Yes. The chiefs on their own, what 20? Yeah. 15, 20 somewhere around there. No timeouts left for the other team. Correct. 14 seconds left in the game sport down. They need to punt the ball. Mm-hmm.
00:53:44
Speaker
Somehow they decide to take a safety that only chews up like four seconds. So they still have to punt the ball. But without a rush. Yeah, without a rush. What, worst case, what happens? You win, they block the punt, they score a touchdown. You win the game 23 to 20. If they get a two point conversion.
00:54:03
Speaker
but then they can onside. Yeah. I know what you're saying. That's inexplicable to me. And that really, so that took the spread from 11 to nine to nine. Yeah. Yeah. I just, that's a very interesting call. All I'm saying, I hear you and I hear things like this all the time, but there's no way that that many people and that many players can think of something like that and go, whoa, hang on, hang on, hang on. I have an idea. Let's take a safety and uh, just takes one.
00:54:32
Speaker
There's no way there's no way that shit like that. Okay. And there's, there's no way you probably thought Pete Rose would bet on baseball or an NBA ref would throw a game or call a file that influences a game. The bottom line. I'm just saying that is one of the weirdest calls that it just doesn't make sense to me. It really does. Well, it surprised me last night pregame. Did we talk about the Notre Dame game yet?
00:55:00
Speaker
It surprised me pre-game last night. This is what happens when he Googles during the show. He forgets where he's at. If you guys saw it, Marcus Freeman actually mentioned the point spread.
00:55:14
Speaker
He said that we are not, not exactly, hey, we're eight and a half point dogs, but he did mention something to the effect of a lot of people think we're eight and a half point dogs in this or something to that effect. And I'm like, I said to Jake, I go, did he just mentioned the Vegas line? He should have because I would have, I would have put that on my fucking bulletin board. And I would have, I bet he did. I guarantee. Yeah. They think they're nine point. Well, now what it turned out to be there, they actually weren't that good. So I mean,
00:55:43
Speaker
But, but I would have used that as, yeah, bulletin board fodder for sure. And, uh, and been like, Hey, uh, yeah, they think they're, uh, score and a half better than us. I guess my point being link goes, I didn't think coaches looked at that shit. You know, they always say, no, we don't care what the, you know, we don't care what the line, you know,
00:56:02
Speaker
That would be what they say. We're taking care of our own house. I think there's coaches speak and sometimes you're saying something just to get a reaction and I think there's what you think. And I think coaches are usually probably pretty good at mixing the two so people don't know. The part that I found even more interesting about that safety
00:56:24
Speaker
was whoever was calling the game said, that's going to raise. I forget how it said. That's going to raise some questions or interesting call. That's in Vegas or whatever. A lot of people are going to be are looking at that, that play something like that. Yeah. The announcers sure as hell know about it.
00:56:41
Speaker
Because every once in a while, something like that will happen and they'll say something. Now you can't know. I mean, there's no way you don't know because they do it before every game. It's everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Against the spread. Against the spread. Yeah. There's whole shows that you're going to win. If you listen now, Michaels call a football game. You pretty much know who he's betting on. He's one of them. Yeah.
00:57:06
Speaker
All right, so before we get into joke of the week, is chili a soup?
00:57:12
Speaker
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Come on, man. Chili's chili. You can't, you can't do it. Soup soup. It's cold. And I still won't eat. It's called chili. It's actually called chili soup, but I mean, you can't ask Jeff to research that as well. I'll be gone for 10 minutes. It's in the soup family. It's a type of soup. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, what sets different soups because the consistency for me,
00:57:39
Speaker
And I know chili, I've had chili that is less meaty and more soupy. I don't like those chilies. I like the thicker, the hamburger with a little bit of, yeah. A little bit of tomato juice. That's the way I make it. Yeah, your chili's good.
00:57:56
Speaker
Do you put spaghetti? No, I do not. Do you put macaroni in it? Oh, hell no. Her wife does. She does pasta. I boil some macaroni for those in my house. I prefer macaroni in it, but I do not want macaroni in my chili. If you're telling me chili and tomato soup are in the same soup family, I'm going to call bullshit on them. They're cousins. Yeah, they're cousins, Tom. Not Kentucky cousins either. They're like distant cousins. They're in the same family. What do you put in your chili?
00:58:26
Speaker
Meat beans no no I mean after it's made oh no chili powder nothing okay? So we we do cheese probably cuz of my heritage Irish chili at my house, so I put me dick in my chair And sour cream and cheese
00:58:54
Speaker
Sour cream and cheese. I think that's it. Make sure you get the order correct. And if you've got oyster drivers, those are awesome. Sour cream didn't come from your dick. Thank you. What else? Chili has cheese and sour cream. Some people put peanut butter in it. What? Gross. Interesting. They do. If I'm out, I usually say yes, add cheese. But if I'm at home, the way I eat my chili,
00:59:22
Speaker
is I get a pack of saltine crackers, and I butter each one. I butter each one, and then I put a spoonful on top of a cracker, and I shove the whole thing in my mouth. That's how I eat my chili. So I do something similar, except with Ritz and peanut butter. And my dog? Yeah. So I eat peanut butter sandwiches and chili all the time. Really? Yeah. Four crackers of peanut butter and chili, yeah.
00:59:52
Speaker
Well the way I eat mine is like my White Castle, shove it up my ass. Back to White Castles and Anal. Coming up on White Castles and Anal? How do you eat your slider?
01:00:07
Speaker
I think that I think the peanut butter sandwich thing goes back to school because what school you always You always got a peanut butter half. That's it.
Is Chili a Soup or Stew?
01:00:16
Speaker
Yeah, that's the only thing I can equate it to because we did this day I Still it's always a peanut butter sandwich and chili, but You're saying the sandwich you dip it in the chili or but so you don't put the peanut butter directly in it
01:00:30
Speaker
No, I don't. Okay. I've seen people put peanut butter and chill. That sounds intriguing. I might, I might have to try that. I don't know why, but I've never tried it. Yeah. Peanut butter on a hamburger or cheeseburger. Yes. Actually, everybody says it's pretty good. Never had that either. They're messy as hell. Somewhere up in Purdue. There's a West Lafayette. There there's a triple X.
01:00:51
Speaker
I don't know. I don't know how it's called. There's a restaurant out there that does it up there, so everybody that goes to Purdue knows about it. That burger's good. It's messy, though. It's good. Yeah. Brewburger, it's got one. Do they? So it's considered a stew by the first five things that show up on Google. Okay. Stew a soup, then? No, no, no, no. They make that distinction.
01:01:10
Speaker
Stu is not a soup, because it's chunky. Chunky bisque. Bisque? Bisque is a soup. No, it's a bisque. It's a bisque. Bisque is not a soup. How can bisque be a soup? Is it because of viscosity? It's biscosity. It's viscosity.
01:01:31
Speaker
A bisque is a thick, thick cream soup that you can stick your dick in. Stick your dick in. So that's the consistency for me if chili makes it not a soup. Correct. And that's the way I like chili. I don't like it running like a tomato soup. Some soup that's thick though. Well, can't there? Isn't there? I think we're getting into the bisque category there. Yeah. Um, I don't know. Beer cheese soup is a hot dog. Ooh, that's,
01:02:00
Speaker
I haven't made that in a while, but that's pretty good. But do people actually just eat beer cheese soup, or are they dipping stuff into it like fondue? Yeah, that's how I do it. Pretzels. Probably. But I've never seen any jelly sandwiches. That'd be weird. No, I know. Just because you had peanut butter sandwich earlier. I don't know about all that. Okay, so then there's a hot dog sandwich.
01:02:21
Speaker
No, no, no way. Hot dog's a hot dog. Absolutely. So I agreed with you on the soup thing, Tom. I think I think I'm going to go. Hot dog's not.
Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
01:02:28
Speaker
I don't, I don't know. It's not. The argument is it's between two pieces of bread. Yes. That's a convenience way of eating a hot dog. That's what you can't, you can't put all that shit on a hot dog and eat it with your hand. If you don't have it in something, a holder, and it only makes sense that that holder be edible as well. So no, it's not a sandwich. What are you eating with your hand?
01:02:51
Speaker
hot dogs, wiener, but hamburgers, the sandwich. Ooh, but that's a different kind of bond.
01:03:03
Speaker
You know, the worst way to eat a hot dog though is on just white bread. No, that's the best way to eat a hot dog. Oh, you kidding me. It sticks to the... Oh, it's terrible. We had to do it as kids quite a bit. As a kid, yeah. We're out of buns. You gotta just use a piece of bread. Oh, you're like, I'm here with this bullshit experience. Come on. You had to put a corner to corner. White trash lunch. What's wrong with that? You had to lay it down and the bread opens up and then it cracks. I suppose you never do white trash garlic bread either, do you?
01:03:32
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What's that? Is that with government cheese? No, you just take regular bread and you put butter and garlic on it and throw it in the oven. Oh, that's I've done that. I've done that with hamburger. That's white. Yeah. Yeah. So we used to do when I was a kid because we never bought like no real garlic bread. Did they sell real garlic? Yeah, that is what I called garlic bread back in the day. A hot dog bun with butter and garlic.
01:03:58
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I mean, if you really want to up your game though, do that with the whole Jimmy John's day old bread. That'd be good. Not a fan of the Wayne rules. Yeah. But with garlic butter on them, they're delicious. They're so good. So good. Anyhow, are we doing? Well, now I guess we've got to that point in the show where it's time for joke of the week.
01:04:21
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I'm struggling with it. I had three. I thought we're pretty good this week. Okay, so you got a joke this week? What I've realized they're kind of seasonal ish meaning
01:04:33
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Like, one is one of your favorite holidays, Link, for eating. Uh, Super Bowl. Thanksgiving. Super Bowl weekend. No, the week after. Got it. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm going to try to hold on to them and wait till the, like, one St. Patrick's Day specific. Sure. Of course. Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you? So the one I really want to do, but I don't even want it to. St. Patrick's Day doesn't have anything to do with chili and Utah.
01:05:04
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In Utah dip in your when I stuck my dick in my chili in Utah Hey, did we talk about the bills good? So this joke of the week I'm just preparing you it's not gonna be as good because the other three are much more fun with this so There's so much seasonal. I mean once the judge of the funniness Well, you have to wait until st. Patrick's day Wow
01:05:31
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Okay, so I'm going with this okay in Utah Tom. I don't know if you know this You probably do or you're gonna act like you do That is a place where they found a lot of dinosaur remains Okay Did you have dysentery
01:06:03
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In Utah, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Cue the music. It's like a lot of puss we're out of here. Wow. Aren't you glad you didn't pay for that? Yes. Yes, I am glad. We'll do it again next week, whether you like it or not. I'm Tom. I'm Jeff. Yeah, you.
01:06:27
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