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A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts - Football Playoffs 2025
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We talk about NFL Playoffs, our amazing inability to hit a parlay under any circumstances, and of course whatever else comes to mind. Be sure to shoot us an email and let us know what you want to hear! 4solidbeers@gmail.com
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Podcast Introduction and Social Media
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A solid four beer thoughts. Papa Cold One and get interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. Wow, there's no beers opening. There's no clock running. I don't even know if we're even really here. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running. Oh, the clock's running
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It's amazing we're even on YouTube, but we are. Here we are. It's a solid four of beer thoughts. Thanks for taking time out of your busy life and making us a part of it. It's on.
Weekend Recap and Football Plans
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What are you doing over there? Rough start to the new year for me. OK. Tonight we're going to talk about the weekend that was and probably talk about the football that was, I'm assuming. Playoffs! Playoffs!
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Anyhow, all that and more. What's it called? Super Wild Card Weekend? Is that new? Yeah, probably. That's really what it's called? Yeah, that's what they called it. That's how they had it labeled. Yeah. Super Wild Card Weekend.
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Whatever. We'll sell you the whole seat. Said it was Wayne's voice. Sorry, that was an off air. That's going to be a good radio talk. Great. I just, I just love them. Anyhow, um, so don't forget, uh, solid four.com. You can check us out there and if you want to send us money, we are open.
00:01:35
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to that concept. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. We haven't talked about a beer sponsor in a while, but maybe that's why we haven't had one in a while. I think it's time for somebody to step up. It's a new year, new face, new time, and a new pocketbook. It's tax deductible, I'm pretty sure. Yes, absolutely. I mean, we are clearly a not-for-profit. Yes. So I can give you a piece of paper.
Super Wild Card Weekend Discussion
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I know a notary. Anyhow. How's that notary business doing, Tommy? Yeah, Tom.
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I don't have time for that. You don't have time to answer that question? No, I don't have time to do it. I've got a job. That's what it sounded like. That's the problem. I'd love to do it. I'd love to
Jeff's Birthday Weekend Trip
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do more of it. But I have to go to work every day.
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Maybe we should talk about things we'd love to do more of. Next week's episode. We could talk about it this week. I'm not prepared. I got things up in some people's names. There was a suggestion that what's something you're going to do different in 2025, that might be fun. Oh yeah. That would probably be fun just off the cuff without putting any great thought in. Oh, I can go now. Yeah, see? But we'll get to that anyhow. Yeah, we will.
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Jeff? Yes, sir. How was your weekend? It was good. And my birthday weekend! You got the best, probably birthday gift, sorry, outside of a couple things. Talk about with Link here. Best birthday gift you could get. Yeah, so we flew up to Michigan with some friends and the kids that went up there with us, the boys. Awesome. Yeah, so I was fine with skiing. Well, I didn't go skiing. I went to the slopes.
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But Shay and I and our girlfriend, Shay's girlfriend didn't go skiing.
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Uh, but the boys and no, not, no, not, not, not, not sure what that means. He'll tell you a story. So Jim, my buddy and the two boys, they went skiing. Of course they're, you know, the whole time I you're a pussy, you know, you need to go ski. I'm like, dude, you know, it was like four inches of snow. It's, it's, it, they made a lot of snow, which means it's going to be icy. It's going to be harder than, than soft snow. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not falling on fricking ice and separating the shoulder or
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tearing up a knee or any of that, I'm too old for this shit. So me, Jerry, and Jay, we decide we're gonna go to the zoo bar. And we're just gonna start. I'm sorry, the what? It's called the zoo bar. ZOO bar. Nice little bar up there. Is that a wild animal running free? Is that a workout thing? I've heard of Zumba. Kind of sort of. You do workout up there. Your liver gets a hell of a workout.
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So the boys are all out skiing. They come in after their four or five hour run and we're feeling pretty good at this point in time, the three of us. And so it's time to leave. It's about six o'clock, whatever. On your swatch watch. Uh-huh. We go to leave and it's a big ass parking lot, massive. There's a bunch of people there, decent skiing weather. While I'm walking down the stairs, no problem. You got to walk down this little incline.
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Well, I lost my balance, I guess. I thought you were going with Virginia. Got it. I started doing the sideways crab walk. And she goes, where are you going? I'm like, I can't stop. I can't stop. And the slope wasn't that steep. I mean, it was steep, but it wasn't that steep. And I went down. Down goes Frazier. And the only thing I had on was a sweatshirt like that. I didn't have a ski jacket on or anything. It was warmer up there than it was down here.
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And I'm laying in the snow, and Shae's over the top of me, she goes, and I'm laughing my ass off. I cannot stop laughing. I mean, I'm belly laughing. That's what being drunk will do for you. Because he didn't scrape his face on concrete. He got snow. I didn't bust my teeth or anything. So she goes, will you get up? People are looking at you.
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Wow. You're embarrassing the family. Yes, I will. So yeah, so outside of that, um, that was funny. That was a good little laugh and something to talk about all weekend made a snow angel and didn't plan on it.
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So no, then couldn't go snowmobiling because they didn't have enough snow up there, believe it or not. This is all way up by the UP. Yep. They're getting it now. Jim texted me, buddy that owns the house and took us up there Monday morning at nine o'clock. He said they got 10 inches of snow from the time we left till nine o'clock Monday morning. Wow. Did you turn around and go back?
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about it. I guarantee he's going up there this weekend.
Tom's Fantasy Football League Tales
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Some people go to Chicago two times in two days. That wasn't the birthday gift I thought you would mention though.
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I didn't know her name. Yes, yes, yes. Thursday night. Yes. Yeah. That was fun. The bar was, had a decent little crowd in there and, um, yeah, it was good to see him get to win. It's going to be a tough road to hoe next Monday, but you know, that's why they play the game. So one last quick story. So we flew up there. It's a seven, seven and a half hour car ride under normal conditions. Plane ride, plane flight is usually hour and a half.
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The way up there, it took us right at 56 minutes, because we had a tailwind, 60 mile an hour tailwind. Man, you cut a third? The way back, we had 120 mile headwind. Took us an hour and 40 minutes. At the same speed, at the same everything, same altitude. And boy, are his arms tired. Yes, yes. I had to flap extra on.
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All right, so if you had your choice, head or tail? Yeah, I'd take a little head. You wouldn't take a little tail? Yes, I would. So no, it's just amazing that there's that much... He sounds undecided. That much air speed or wind speed up there, that high where you're flying, that could affect your time that much.
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Cool. Yeah. How about you, Link? Did you fall down over the weekend? I don't think so. Good job. No, we saw the Southern Irish twin, her boyfriend. It was his birthday. Oh, this is just to have a birthday.
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Yeah, he just did it a couple, like two days ago. Yes, he did. Just have a birthday. Yeah. Oh, weren't you guys in Cicero? Oh, that was her birthday. Her birthday. That's right. Okay. All right. That was in October. I get so confused with all these birthdays. Yes. And we had, yeah. And then we had another one the day after Christmas and then next week and blockies. Is that dude from Southern Ireland as well? He's from Southern Mexico. Way from Southwest Ireland.
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So
Pins Visit and Game Quality
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anyway, yeah, we went downtown to the garage. A bunch of places to eat stuff down there. It's a good spot. It's a good spot. A lot of different options for everybody. And then when I walked from street to Penn's, I think is what it's called. I think that place is going downhill. A lot. Really? I mean, they've got a duck pen bowling.
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But then all of the other games just...
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Eh. Have they been abused and not well taken care of? Yes. A hundred percent. Is it like the other pins, the pins out in Brownsburg, they got all the arcade games and the racing games or? No, not like that. No. The one at Brownsburg, way nicer. Okay. Okay. Because it's brand new for one. So pins and pinheads are not the same. Not the same. Okay. Okay. So there's, there's heads, there's pins and there's pinheads. Gotcha. And tails. Tails. There's tails. Don't forget that. Would you rather have a head or tail?
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It's like pins mechanical I think is what its whole name is yeah, and they've got just like different games you can play they got giant jinga giant jinga Giant tic-tac-toe all kinds of stuff oversized so that you can do it as a group yeah That one time we were there it was it was a good time Yeah
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Maybe it wasn't Celebrate his birthday watching football First Jeff is
Basketball and Historical Trivia
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making notes to himself It's almost like he cares, but I know that nothing to do with the podcast It's something I gotta do tomorrow
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Masterbate starts with an M. Just so you know. Minister S-T-U-R. Anyway. Anyhow. Oh, it's not E-R? How about you, Brett? Oh, a lot of wrestling. A little junior high wrestling tonight. Lynhurst Wrestling drove a minibus through a little bit of snow. Spent the night in what the kids think is a haunted mansion in Richmond, Indiana. So it was cool.
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Cool, do you have any? So why do they think that? It's very, it is listed as a mansion. It has, I think, 10 bedrooms. Yeah. Is it off Williamsburg Pike? I don't know. The first exit? It's like South 15th
Cryonics Discussion
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Street, something like that. Did somebody read something online? It has very eclectic, non-matching artwork. Like a couple of pictures are creepy.
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They're like, that's two little kids there. And one of the little kids looks like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And his eyes are. His eyes are following. And it just. So did you have a paranormal experience?
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Uh, no. Oh, okay. I mean, I, no. I did not. The reason I asked which exit, because there was a, there was a same asylum state house out there off that first exit. It's a big ass mansion. So the reason I don't know, because I didn't get off of an exit, we went to Centerville high school, which is about eight miles away. And we just drove. So I know you didn't have a paranormal experience. Did you have a normal pair experience?
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No, I was with a bunch of high school kids, so everything was good. Everything was good and legal. Everything was legal. Of course it was fine. You quantify that. Wow. No wrestlers were hurt in the making of this podcast.
00:12:13
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That's fantastic. Okay. Wow. I didn't do anything exciting except, uh, go to Mooresville, Indiana. Yep. On purpose. That's silly. To play with your wayness? Nope.
00:12:28
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Well you didn't go there to eat. The one fantasy football league that I am in, we always have an end of season party and we all get together and drink and give out the awards and vote on rules for next year.
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drink some more, and then eat, and then drink some more, and pretty much. Is this at a person's house, right? Yeah. He's moved to Mooresville, so we were in Mooresville, and then we went and hit a couple bars. What's the loser? What's the punishment? Because that's becoming an infamous thing. So the loser in our league is a beer bitch. Now, one of the big votes we had, the winner of the previous year at the draft brought the trophy,
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And when he left the draft, he was taking the trophy with him. Because he gets to keep it and left it on top of the car and didn't realize it, so it shattered in the street. So it was repaired and now is going to become the beer bitch trophy because we got a new trophy that's not in 47 pieces. So one of the votes was whether or not we plate all the previous beer bitches onto the trophy. So yeah, we're working on that.
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But uh, yeah just fun fantasy football stuff. It's a new trophy is impressive. It's a jelly. No, it's a giant bronze football Yeah, I got a picture so I'll show it to you. But yeah, it's it's a very impressive trophy But yeah, it's crazy the industries that start like the fantasy stuff and then the other industries that start because of that yeah, and that was one thing that we talked a we've talked a lot about this year because we're all old guys, but I
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We've all played fantasy football before Yahoo, right? Before CBS Sports and before all of that, back when you put it on a board and everybody, somebody was keeping track of that shit.
00:14:22
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I don't know I was never a commissioner ever and I couldn't imagine how much work does go into that Hell you barely even won any games let alone be commissioner time. I'm sure it's a good point. That's not true. I did. Okay the trades I'm talking back then just like you were this is a long time ago, huh? But yeah, yep, so it's good things but then Sunday I sat and I
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Didn't do a lot because I was underslapped and overhung. Well, I've never been overhung.
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Underhung and overslept before took it over took took it easy Sunday and woke up Monday not feeling well, so I took a day I don't think I was hungover yesterday.
NFL Playoffs Analysis
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I truly did not feel of course I didn't sleep good Sunday, and I was hot and cold and I don't know I think I had a little something that just came and went Okay, but the day before I
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I'm just trying to, all day Sunday I was just kind of out of it and I couldn't determine if that was lack of sleep or over drinking. Monday it was definitely just not feeling good today. You rallied and here you are. Here I am.
00:15:36
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I haven't had anything to drink. I haven't had anything to drink since Saturday. Or at least Sunday morning about 2. Funny time. Me too. Imagine that. Anyhow. Now it's time for that ever-popular part of the show.
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As we can history 1844 University of Notre Dame receives its charter from the state of Indiana speaking Notre Dame this weekend. So that was a pro. Wow. That's interesting. I assume Notre Dame was the oldest school in Indiana. It is not. Okay. What is the oldest Indiana's 1820?
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There you go. I know for a fact that that's what it started. I would bet Tom's under hung in my house that Indian is 1820. I bet you're right. 1819 and half in 366 days. It was a September of eight. It was a leap year that year. And I can't believe you don't know this.
00:16:41
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It's at 1820. No, no, the oldest university in Indiana. It might be in his state. It hits a little close to home. Handover 1827.
00:16:53
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That's not true, Indiana's 1820. I'm just telling you what this says. I said the oldest university in Indiana. Hanover is college as well, not university, but I don't know what the difference is. Yeah, so this says the first university in Indiana was Vinescence. What year? 1801. Yeah. It was founded as Jefferson Academy. Oh, the Jack. Yeah. Yep. Yep. The fighting me offs.
00:17:21
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What else you got, Linko?
Super Wild Card Weekend Analysis
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1828, was I? I use 1820, Tom. This, we're gonna straight 1861. The flush toilet is patented. What? Yeah, 1821. Really? 1861. By whom? Anybody know this? John Crapper. It's John. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually Thomas. Tom Crapper. His cousin. Yep.
00:17:44
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Billy Crapper actually had the design, but Thomas was the one who got that. It's called a John though, I thought because that dude's name was John. I got Thomas here, I don't know if Tom looked that up. And the Crapper, I mean people call it a Crapper. There wasn't even... Septic takes. Indoor plumbing for a bunch of people at that point. Man's way the hell ahead of us, Thomas.
00:18:06
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Way ahead of us shit the Elon Musk of the 1860s Tom Indian is 80. Yeah the shit together The Coca-Cola Company is incorporated in Atlanta, Georgia 1889
College Basketball and Notre Dame Success
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originally known as the Pemberton medicine company
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This is what that started out as. Jesus Pemberton. The Soviet history of 1920, the worst decision in all of American history ever, the 18th Amendment, goes into effect.
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That wasn't sure where we were going here. Which prohibited the production, the importation, transportation, and the sale of alcoholic beverages. Repealed 1933 with the 21st Amendment. So 13 years for that shit. So next week in history is going to be the rise of all the underground
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Yeah. Cause that's right. Yeah. I mean, that's all that did when you prohibited the sale of alcohol. That's all that did is you created a new crime factor. Okay. So if, if they went to that now, like I would have to find a source. Oh yeah. I'm not that well connected. I'm saying I can make it at home now. I mean, now all, I mean,
00:19:30
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Honestly, there are so many books and amateurs are making beer. Also gonna guess that's illegal though. Well, yeah, but that's what they were doing back then. They were making it illegally. I'd rather you get busted with the equipment I could just buy from you. I'm willing to give you some extra money for you to get up. That's where bootlegging all came from. Now there's so much knowledge out there. There's just a larger number of people that know how to make it.
00:20:00
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I don't even know how to make a gravy for Christmas dinner. Yes you do. You do now. Thanks to us. Actually I've kind of forgotten.
00:20:10
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I know there was flour in there. Grease flour milk, that's all you need. Grease flour milk. You can use butter if you have to. And stir like a son of a bitch. Keep stirring. Okay, this week is actually 1930. Mickey Mouse comic strip first appears. Am I? By 1931, that next year published in 60 newspapers across the US and 20 newspapers around the world and other countries. Uh, this week is actually 1952. The Today Show debuts on NBC. Really?
00:20:40
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73 years on TV. It's tied for the fifth longest-running American TV show. Who are the original hosts? The original host was Dave Garraway, since you asked. Oh, yeah. Brett Gumbel. So it's tied with the Hallmark Hall of Fame and the Victory Hour.
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for fifth spot who's who's who's who's three four victory hour there's four three two what's the hallmark hall of fame yeah four three two is basically the hallmark channel now oh is what it is so one two three four are music and the spoken
Podcast Wrap-up and Final Remarks
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word
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75 years. So the number five was 73 years. I hate this according to the interwebs. I'm telling you. Um, CBS evening news was 76 years. That's number three. Finally meet the press. Okay. 77 years meet the depressed.
00:21:37
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NFL on NBC is a top spot according to Wikipedia 85 years that it has been on NFL on NBC has been on since what the 40s. That's what it says 85 years. That's what I said
00:21:56
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According to Wikipedia, I double check. That could be this week in history, unless you guys want to hear about the first person to ever be cryonically preserved. I do. Yes, I do. Do you? Definitely. What the hell else do we have to talk about?
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1967, Dr. James Bedford becomes the first person to ever basically be frozen in hopes to be resuscitated at a later date. He was age 73, had terminal cancer, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There were two previous attempts.
00:22:32
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at creating what I call human popsicles, and they were unsuccessful. As of 2023, there are approximately 500 people who are currently preserved using cryonics and over 4,000 people who are signed up.
00:22:49
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Oh, so there's a waiting list to be frozen? So there's actually a place where they've got frozen people? You could sign up and be like, hey, when I die, yeah, cryonically frees me. But if you're already dead, I thought you'd do that before you die.
00:23:04
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You are still alive, you can't, there are 4,000 people who are currently alive who say when I die, freeze my hands. Freeze me? For what purpose? Hopefully, technology. Technology catches up. Yes, that's the thing. And you'll be. You've seen that movie somehow. I thought they freeze them when they're still alive. That's called murder time. Yeah, that is called murder. It's called murder. Mr. Kevorkian. Kevorkian, yeah.
00:23:30
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signs up for that. Okay, so I was going to celebrate my birthday. You know, but I decided to get me in the freezer. So when you're like ninety seven, right next to the ice cream cake beer, this dude was seventy three. I can't be colder than that. Like I said, he contacted the president of the Cryonic Society of California.
00:23:50
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New technology at the time. As soon as he passed away, the doctors then had approximately seven minutes to then put on artificial respiration to keep his oxygen flowing to his brain.
00:24:09
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And then they put in dimethyl sulfoxide. Sure. Oh yeah. You got some of that up in the fridge. Yeah, you do. I keep it at the house. Pumped it into his veins and what that does, it replaced the blood and it protected his organs from freezing. Placed him in a metal-tubed capsule.
00:24:27
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Which interestingly enough created by a wig maker from How big I mean that's gotta fit the body Yeah, and then they freeze them using liquid and liquid nitrogen nitrogen. Do you think I would get a cheaper price because my capsule be smaller? Yeah
00:24:47
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And then they spin you around and they'll send a few drawers. Bring that thermos over here for this guy. If you could imagine, that was 58 years ago. Wow. Wow. Wow. Fold him in half. Once he thaws out, he'll fall. Just like Mr. Beanz.
00:25:16
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It's like Mr. Deeds the movie when his uncle pops out of the casket. Dang on, you have seen Mr. Deeds. Oh yeah, many times. This was 1967. I couldn't get this guy figured out, man. Think how much money that that company, wherever they're freezing them and wherever they're freezing these other bodies, how much money that takes annually to keep them frozen. Apparently there's four companies. There's three in the United States and one in, I think it's Russia. I think you got to pay that up front.
00:25:44
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Yeah, but how long? There's gotta be recurring. Well, who's paying the bill? The families. The surviving family trust fund thing. And then if that runs out, then basically if the families decide afterwards and they're like, uh, yeah, you're not using my inheritance to keep Papaw. He's thawing. He's thawing right now. He's thawing. You better hurry up. You better hurry up that technology. It's gonna be like Frosty stuck in the greenhouse.
00:26:19
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Oh, my God. That's it. That's a Hallmark Christmas movie. All right. So football over the weekend. So let's start with the big game Thursday. Yeah, that was impressive. Right. I mean, Notre Dame held on very strongly and pretty much dominated that thing. Right.
00:26:43
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Not on the scoreboard, but I mean, they physically, yeah. Yeah, physically. So what was your big takeaway from that game? Mike, I'll go ahead. Were you surprised? Were you? Not necessarily. I mean, from watching enough college football this year, my big takeaway, which we kind of talked about it before we hit the record button.
00:27:09
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zero receptions for the Penn State wide receiver. That's crazy. And according to some pundit online, whatever, some talking head. He's good. Joel Clatt is who it is. According to him, my coworker said,
00:27:24
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He stated that was the first time ever in college football, ever, that zero receptions for wide receivers. I mean, since they kept keeping stats, right? Sure. Who knows, whatever. But there's, that's unreal. So anyway, yeah. So obviously this weekend, my worst case scenario. So Notre Dame wins Thursday, Friday, Ohio state wins.
00:27:50
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blocky. So you come to my house to watch the game? Well, yeah. That was some conversation, yes, for sure. Or you could send Blocky to the house. I think, so last I talked to them, they were talking about actually driving over to Columbus, Ohio. As they should. And watch the game over there. In a bar or whatever. Blocky drive now, I'm going to send you 10 bucks for gas.
00:28:16
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So yeah, they were talking about doing that. If not that, I mean, yeah, we'll figure it out. But we decided that it was because I've been a Notre Dame fan since I was in what, the second or third grade, grew up a little Catholic boy, of course, for Notre Dame. And I just, it's just kind of the way it works.
00:28:38
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Not molested. As far as I know. As far as I know. That's different week's topic. Yeah, same thing. Worst case scenario for my house, my current house situation. Yes. And so we'll get it figured out. But yeah, but we decided, yes, we're all adults.
00:28:57
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But something's going to get said. There's going to be a controversial call. There's going to be something at some point where somebody's going to get mad about something, even though we're all like, you know, whatever, whatever. So I brought it up and said, let's not watch the game together. Probably not a good idea. So why don't you take your ass over to Columbus, Ohio? And since three hours a day,
00:29:23
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They decided because they thought it'd be a good atmosphere that you know, that's where that's where their their peeps are their fans and stuff like that. So yep So yeah in the northern Irish She now has I know it's disappointing loyalty there that she should not have fuck I gear so here's the thing that kind of and I've told them this this kind of this kind of pisses me off and
00:29:47
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I've tried to get her to be just a sports fan. I sat with her. She was in the room watching football. I tried to explain it to her. She was a cheerleader going through middle school and into high school and just never showed any interest. And then all of a sudden,
00:30:08
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Now she knows the fucking names of the players. She knows the plays. She knows the coach. She knows the nickel D. I was like, are you freaking? She walked up with like Ohio state sweat pants on a couple months ago. She's got a hat shirt. Damn it. All of this. I was like, I tried. I was like, I tried as a father as a side note to the zero catch thing. Both of their receivers transferred at the end of the game.
00:30:38
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Or were they forced out? Like for real? I'm out of here. From like savings to checking? Just transferred some money? Harrison Wallace and Omari Evans had zero catches after the game both Wallace and Evans transferred to other schools. They tapped out.
00:30:55
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Okay. Good for them. Hey Google. Good job. No, I'm not asking. I can't figure out when I, you was founded, but that's cool. 1820 as Indiana seminary was changed. Indiana university in 1820 seminary was sexual, sexual back then. No, actually it wasn't. Yeah, it was. It has semen right in it. Tom seminary with an eye. You can't spell seminary without seminary.
00:31:25
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There's an area on the end. So anyway, yep, there you go. Hoping for a good game Monday. Yeah, it should be.
00:31:35
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I think it will be. Was it currently Ohio State minus eight and a half? That's the last I saw. I think it's slap in the face. It started at nine and a half. No, no games got some injuries. They do what you were saying. They're beat up. There are defensive lines, beat up their offensive line. They're down their best player. They've also beat two fairly decent teams. They're the only team. I don't know, three if you factor in IU. To beat a top five team every month of the year.
00:32:03
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They'd be more top five teams than anybody this year ball ball. We go on stats and all that shit Well, it's that it the best stat that I heard or the best Thing that I here's what I knew Notre Dame was gonna win the game Was it the press conference on Tuesday game was on Thursday between the two head coaches?
00:32:20
Speaker
And James Franklin is sitting there talking about Notre Dame. And the head coach of Notre Dame is sitting right next to him, as close as you and I. And he's talking down to this dude. Like he's fucking 12 years old. I mean, Marcus Freeman. Really? Like what'd he say?
00:32:36
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Watch the interview. He's talking about how they haven't watched it and I'm not going to but just talking down to him Like like he's you know, you're you're you're down here. I'm up here. I've been around this a lot longer than you Oh, it's totally degrading. Was that when he was talking about every school need to be in a conference? Yes But there were a couple other kind of sending remarks and I'm sitting there going you fucking cocksucker
00:33:01
Speaker
James Franklin is a dick and I've always thought he was a dick and he can't win the big game and It's even more proven now that he can't win the big game and I thought right then and there Mark Freeman's he's not gonna be on the field to kick your ass But those players are going to I actually think Marcus Freeman could kick anybody. I don't disagree The one thing I'm not a Notre Dame hater. I'm not over the top but
00:33:25
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Once they beat IU and I'm like, Oh, okay. And like, I would love to see Notre Dame win for you guys. That would be fantastic. But I don't have anything to dislike Notre Dame. So I'm all in like, okay, come on, let's go. Let's figure this out. Indiana school. But, but I mean, we've talked on a couple of weeks ago that I can't do that for Purdue and Purdue can't do that for Indiana, but Purdue can do it for Notre Dame and Indiana. Right.
00:33:51
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Marcus Freeman is nothing but freaking class. Oh, yeah at the end of the game They said something and I hate I hate when it happens this way You're the first black something to do something And he's like, I don't want to take anything away from these kids. Yeah
00:34:08
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didn't even really address what was said. I'm like, damn, man, that dude is legit. And what Ohio State fans love to point out, he's an Ohio State grad. He played football for him. Anyway. He used to play for the Colts for a season, I believe. Did he? Yep. I think all season, he's always been very composed. And I think that's the most impressive part.
00:34:36
Speaker
He doesn't let emotion show. I mean, obviously when he's coaching, you see him get a little excited about stuff, but in the interviews and every time they talk to him, he is always just like Mr. Even keel all the time. And that's, that's incredibly rare, which
00:34:53
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I mean, I think that plays in his favor a lot. If he's really that calm and cool all the time, that's why he gets through to those kids. Yeah. Well, I think we talked about it a little bit last week also that as a game manager last year, he's lacking some games that he shit the bed, which, you know, as a second year coach, that's going to happen this year.
00:35:13
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outside of the northern Illinois, you know, that is what it is. But he turned it around after that. He took that negative, getting beat by a team he had no business getting beat by, taking it all the way to the national title game. So we'll see. No matter what happens, I think it's a win for another game. No matter how it ends up. Injuries, no injuries. I mean, you know, they don't make excuses. They made it to the championship game and the teams they played didn't.
00:35:41
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Their best defensive player did not play last game. Correct. And he got hurt the previous game before that. So he didn't play most of the Georgia game either. Oh, he missed Georgia game altogether. He got hurt at the end of the IU game. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he's missed last two. Okay.
00:35:58
Speaker
And everybody likes to point out, well, Georgia didn't have Carson Beck. They're starting to... They're second stringer. College Game Day made it sound like that guy could start at any college anywhere else. He broke all of... Probably could. Shoot. What's the Jacksonville Jaguars? New Rockney. Trevor Lawrence. He broke all of Trevor Lawrence's Georgia high school state records. That's how good this dude is.
00:36:25
Speaker
And Trevor Lawrence is playing in the NFL, starting. So I mean, the guy's good. He wasn't good enough, obviously, to beat out Carson Beck. But honestly, I don't think Carson Beck was all that great. I didn't know. Dude's going now to, what, USC to pay for, like, $18 million or whatever the frigate is. He's training. Yeah, he's training for like $4 million or so. Let's do it.
00:36:48
Speaker
Um, so he's sticking around another year, but, uh, but yeah, I mean, so that, uh, Gunner Stockton cool name. Is that a football quarterback? Gunner Stockton. He's going to be an NFL roster. Notre Dame's defense looks good. I mean, whatever. And they've got some injuries on the line, but everybody's got injuries. So.
00:37:09
Speaker
I just think they rise to the occasion. They step up. They figured it out. The best thing I like about next Monday's game is I like the college national basketball game. This is going to kick off about 7.30 or 7.45, not 9.30 in the evening, where you got to stay until midnight to watch the whole game. Is that your actual birthday, Lincoln? You can get to a calendar. No, that's it. 23rd? Yeah, the game's on the 20th.
00:37:37
Speaker
Current wife is actually going to be out of town all next week. She's leaving Monday. She'll be gone for my birthday for the second year in a row. Last year is because of work. And this year... She hates you? I think so, yeah.
00:37:56
Speaker
You probably need to plan a trip around here. So she missed our anniversary last year too. I was like, I think you're trying to get out of some wifely duties. That's what it sounds like to me. I told you that the other day. So extra stamp licking for Valentine's day. Sounds like it's going to happen. Yep. So yeah, this one, this, she's going to be in between jobs. She had a week in between the job. She's quitting. She's quitting the hand.
00:38:25
Speaker
Great. She'll have the, uh, starting, yeah, starting to blow a week later, the above job she's over with, but the below job, uh, she's yeah. That's on hold for a little bit. Just for a week that she'll be back. So yeah, she'll get you on January 24th. Got it. So anybody watching NFL games? I did. I watched all of them. All of them. I did most of all. You seem disappointed in yourself. There's no, you didn't.
00:38:55
Speaker
Yeah, that's a little frustration there. It sounds like a little financial frustration. First one was very frustrating because I just didn't see that. Which one was the first Texans Texans Texans. I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Yeah, that was Texas chargers chargers. Sorry. I got the LA team screwed up. It charges through chargers. That was unbelievable. Yep.
00:39:18
Speaker
I just didn't see that coming. Well, the Houston defense family showed up. Oh, yeah. They haven't been there all year. And that's, that was the part that I couldn't get my head around was that, Oh, all of a sudden it's just a disaster. And so that game was disappointing Steelers game. I don't think it was a surprise. If anybody was surprised at that outcome, I would question whether they've been paying attention.
00:39:39
Speaker
Mike Tomlin? I think they should have played better. Tomlin gets to the playoffs every year. And they do. Again, you talk about not winning the big game. I mean, they just can't, they just can't get over the hump. Six years or seven years. He's won two Super Bowls. He hasn't missed the playoffs since he's been a coach, has he?
00:39:59
Speaker
I think what's that? He hasn't missed the playoffs since he's been. Yes. Yes. He hasn't been below 500. Yeah. Oh, okay. He said he had one season where 16 game, he was eight and eight, but that's incredible by it. So it absolutely is. I know that's your least favorite game. I just don't like it. I think Colts fans would sign up for that tomorrow.
00:40:19
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Oh, I'd sign up for it tomorrow. Well, to losing the first round of playoffs. Absolutely. We talked about this. We got back from wrestling, went and watched a guy coach with is a Chargers fan watching that game. And we went through that whole conversation. Would you rather get here and get they didn't get blown out, but they kind of did. Oh, they got handled pretty well by a pretty damn good team. Yeah. But it's like, would you rather get there and step on your dick or.
00:40:49
Speaker
in that top five draft pick level. And it's like, I don't know. But the fun and the excitement that leads up to a playoff game is a good thing. When you look at that, Washington Redskins victory that they had was at Sunday nights. A lot of people watch it. So that the team owners were down there. They haven't been to playoffs in
00:41:18
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The worst piece of shit owner there forever. They finally got new ownership a couple years ago But the owners Including Magic Johnson, who's was that league forced was that was that a league forced change of owners kind of sort? Yeah Kind of sort of yeah, cuz he had some sexual harassment charges and just a general all-around dick
00:41:39
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But those team owners were standing outside the locker room with a bunch of other people when those players were coming off field hugging them You know that's cool and Terry McClellan their badass wide receiver went to Cathedral Who I met a couple really yeah, I didn't realize that I said you mentioned that once before in Ohio State Yep, he's a badass. That's right. He's a very lost track of them
00:42:04
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I hate him in fantasy football because he's either big or zero. Oh, he's big. Mr. Football in Indiana, when a kid from Italy finished second to him. So I got to sit around at a table at one of the high school awards and talk to him a little bit. Very nice kid. What you see on TV is what I saw when I met him. They always say he's a legit kid. So he's jumping up, catching passes at this dinner? Yes, absolutely. That's crazy. That's pretty cool.
00:42:32
Speaker
So, I mean, just to see their excitement, the owners' excitement, and they're like, we want a playoff game. That's cool shit. I mean... It's good for the city. It's good for the game. When you go that long, that's like winning the Super Bowl. You know, it really is. Even though it's first round. Now they're on house money. Yeah, we'll see what happens. When I go to Detroit. But you never know. Never know.
00:42:56
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crazier thing. So I watched very little football. I saw zero plays of the Ohio state game because we were wrestling. Um, a couple of clips on Instagram the next day, nothing Saturday until Saturday night at rookies. I saw on what chargers, um, Texans Sunday.
00:43:20
Speaker
took like a two and a half hour nap during that first game okay I woke up the game was over you're tired I went to sleep before halftime I think I woke up like I have no idea who won this I gotta look this up so freakin Philadelphia Eagles game yeah yeah
00:43:41
Speaker
Uh, so who else got, uh, F'd in the A because Saquon Barkley broke through the line and the, uh, in the, the second secondary, we're up two scores. I don't need to score. Let me just slide here and we'll kill the clock. Well, he hadn't scored a touchdown yet. It was going to be a 65 yard touchdown run. Hell yeah. It was going to be for sure. Yeah. There was no two ways about it. Uh, yeah.
00:44:09
Speaker
So you had him as an anytime touchdown yours truly had him as an anytime touchdown. Uh, I had, I had hit bad beat. I had a seven leg parlay and I had hit five already from the day before. So this was carried over from the day before. Right. This is a weekend.
00:44:26
Speaker
What were the five? Were they all any time touchdown scorers? No. Because that pays. I had Derek Henry any time. I had the Ravens winning a money line. James Cook any time. Buffalo Bill's money line. I had Josh Jacobs for the merchant.
00:44:46
Speaker
for Green Bay to score any time and Saquon Barkley to score any time. And then Kyron Williams to score any time last night, which he did on Monday night. So that's the only leg that didn't hit. How much, how much you put down in this? It was a $10, no sweat bet. And it was going to pay like $850. I was going to $550. I go $290. It's plus 1600 is what it was. So it was about 175, 180, give or take on a $10 bet.
00:45:16
Speaker
I would expect it more than so yeah, but anyway the I mean the fact that you know it's still that hurts a buck 70 Cash out option on a no sweat. No you don't know it well if you do it takes it takes like that Yeah, it takes that off of there, so I get my $10 a pack. Yeah, but still So were you watching that live
00:45:37
Speaker
No, I didn't know it was too. So yeah, then I had a one, two, three, I had a, I had a four teamer. I needed a Josh Allen to run in a touchdown. He threw for a couple touchdowns. So yeah, that was, that was plus 1800. I think that was a, uh,
00:45:55
Speaker
$2 bet I would have won like 40 bucks on that one So yeah, two different parlays this weekend lost just because of what very similar to our betting I think I took our betting and just kind of put it on myself and it's like I'll come up one short again Okay, so at the beginning of that bills game the way it started anybody sit here and go Oh the bills are gonna shit the bed
00:46:17
Speaker
I don't think I saw that game late. Yeah, I tuned into that way. Is that your sleep? It was a rough was that I was like, oh my god Yeah, yeah, this is not gonna go well now they I mean they righted the ship obviously one but
00:46:33
Speaker
I was very much wondering if this was going to end up being like a Friday, like Denver. That was the first game, but that was all Denver scored the rest of the game. Oh, okay. I remember this shit out of it, but I mean, it took Buffalo a minute to get going. I fell asleep shortly after Sean, Sean Payton calls a fake punt. Uh,
00:47:00
Speaker
I didn't see it. I didn't see it. And then of course they have to bring up Sean Payton and his special teams. Guess what play that they show. Yep. Yeah. And I'm like, F you guys. Kendra Wilkins. I still think that was a bad call on the official's part. You think so? I do. I think the Colts had the ball originally. Hmm.
00:47:26
Speaker
But anyway, so. Anyhow. Okay, another bucket. Then last night, that game was an ass beatin'. An ass beatin'. And I didn't see that coming. Sam Garneau was not better. He got sacked nine times. It was nine when I went to bed. And I went to bed before the fourth quarter.
00:47:50
Speaker
because I was like, I am not watching the records. I'm just not. I watch most of that game. And I was like, how does that happen? And they were talking about it at one point. He hadn't been sacked.
00:48:03
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Five times all season six. Minnesota's 14 and two. Yeah. 14, 17 and three. Yeah. 14 and three. Yeah. 14 and three. So they were the ones who played Detroit week 18 to see who won. On the division and got home field advantage and a bye. Correct. The other team.
00:48:23
Speaker
had an away game, which was Minnesota. So they go away and get pretty much their ass handed to them. Turns out they shit to bed twice in LA. And they had to move the game to Arizona because of the wildfires. And LA showed up bigger. I mean, there were shit out of Minnesota fans there too. There were. There were a lot, but I mean, yelling refs, you suck a couple of different times. So.
00:48:47
Speaker
But yeah, I was surprised at that game last night. I expected Minnesota actually win, but I certainly never thought it was gonna be as lopsided as it turned out to be. That's 100% sure. But anyhow... Anybody know how high you did tonight?
00:49:03
Speaker
Speaking of well, they were living there before we came down at home. I'm pretty sure they lost by close to 30 This is bad. Oh, it's terrible. It is basketball before we came down here. I'm sorry for the switch, but I know It's horrendous so the people know clarifying probably a good idea, but thank you the last two games They've got the shit kicked at them. They've got the fifth largest and I just can't figure it out. No, I
00:49:24
Speaker
What do you gotta go in college basketball college? I'll tell you why I'm going back to Marcus Freeman here. Mm-hmm is I think there's a There's a connection there somehow there's something about that dude that his players love and there's something like I've started not following him but seeing more stuff come up because I've clicked on stuff he's part of and
00:49:45
Speaker
All the stuff he says is all golden, right? I mean, he does the right thing. Like I was actually standing about five feet from him at a high school football game this year. Didn't even know he's there because he's that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Look at me. Look at me. Yeah.
00:50:05
Speaker
Yes, he wasn't with four bodyguards. He was with one other dude and that was he didn't say a word, right? Wasn't like, hey, I need this and that. And I don't know, man, I the more I see him get asked questions that he's uncomfortable answering.
00:50:23
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, sure
00:50:42
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I mean, all of us IU basketball fans, hoped an IU alum, all of that would work out. Probably a donator. Just not. Yeah, it ain't gonna work out. I'm not connecting the dots, man. It's not. Makes you respect what Tom Creed did there a hell of a lot more. Correct, correct. Yep, and they ran his house out on a rail after winning two Big Ten championships. Yep, yep, yep.
00:51:08
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Whoa, get it out, baby. Jeff did make a note for the podcast. Oh, it wasn't for tomorrow. The biggest sporting event. Does that say skunky? It does. Does it say what? It says skunky on that side of the line is skunky.
00:51:24
Speaker
We're gonna read what's on the other side though. Okay. What's on the biggest sport event? I don't know if you could call this a sporting event or not Tom. Did you guys hear about that girl? That girl. That only fans girl that got railed by a thousand guys in a 24 hour period. What? Well, come on. You know, I don't think it's a sporting event, but it's kind of a sporting event. At that point, I think after 500 you can classify it as that.
00:51:54
Speaker
Who's the Guinness guy that had to sit there over 500 that's a cock fighting Billy Billy Guinness
00:52:03
Speaker
Literally that she's an OnlyFans girl. I don't know what country she was from or whatever, but it was on social media. So I know what a country looks like now. It's about as big as China. She's making enough money on her channel for retirement. Who knows? In that 24 hours. So evidently there was a girl a month or two ago. She went viral. A thousand. And she did a hundred.
00:52:30
Speaker
Foul she didn't say she said in 24 24 hour period what yeah, what why is one every 41 seconds? Oh Come on No one come on
00:52:47
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So, so does, uh, where do you find, where do you find a thousand guys? Number one is my first question. Well, and are you just, uh, in and out of completion? Yeah, I'm assuming 41 seconds. I mean, I mean, Jesus, after a thousand guys, you need a 55 gallon barrel. How much time since somebody, somebody sitting there going times up, get out. Yeah. I don't know a lot of the details. Hold on. I'm just getting my rhythm here. Yeah.
00:53:23
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So, first of all, she had to stay up. She had to take a break. Stay awake, sorry, stay awake, they had to stay up. Well, no, she didn't really have to be awake for that, did she? Well, I think that might border into maybe felon territory, I'm not sure. Oh, not a captain, no consent. But you gotta be awake for like 20 hours in a day. That's rough, just starting there.
00:53:44
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Okay, so there's 1,440 minutes in a day.
00:53:50
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I'm gonna guess some drug use was probably involved. But anyway, yeah, it was on Twitter. How about that? Riding that train high on cocaine. Daddy's proud. Daddy's gotta be proud. Is that Casey Jones? Yes. Grateful dude. Anyhow, wow. How many minutes did you say were in the day?
00:54:15
Speaker
1,440, if I did math. So divide that by 1,000. Divided by 60. Okay, so I'm doing 24 hours to 60 minutes. That's 1,440. Divided by 1,000 dudes. You can't figure out that you can't divide 1,440 by 1,000, dude. Well, it's 1.4. You think? Math was never my song.
00:54:45
Speaker
So is that 1.44? Betting is your job. Yes, it's 1.44. He took the zeroes out. Fuck you all up. Yes. Yeah. How about that? Boy, um, that's the note. You wrote down like 20 minutes ago. Just weird news. I'm more. I'm more. We're wondering, where do you get that kind of Twitter? Oh, of course it's on Twitter. That's whatever it's called. I'm wondering why you would want to be 1000.
00:55:15
Speaker
Was that a record breaker? I have no idea. I guarantee you number 1000 was the most excited guy to be there because he's eight 80. He fell in. Right? I wouldn't be. I think, I think the two most excited people, number one, number one, number 1000, all the dudes in the middle. Whatever. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
00:55:42
Speaker
That's the stuff that logistics involved yes But hang on forget forget all that forget all that
00:55:55
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Jeff took a piece of paper and a pen and wrote this down 20 minutes ago, 20, 30 minutes ago, so he would remember to tell me. And covered it up with, this is something I've got to do tomorrow. I've got to be 1001. New broadcast tomorrow. Just a few little tidbits on one X. You've done like three pieces of research period on this podcast in three years. Yeah, in the last three years. Do you guys want to know her name?
00:56:21
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now for her name is Stacey Melons.
00:56:32
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Sure it is. Okay. Well, only fans go by who claims to have just finished sleeping with a thousand men in a day. First of all, there was no sleeping involved. No. Well, what? Well, you say fuck banging. Yeah, I think fucked. Then people were just banging this horse in a world record for hoary. She has raised the bar. That's, that's ridiculous. Wow. Yeah, you're right. Some dad's pretty proud somewhere. Mm-hmm.
00:57:00
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Yup. Or he's rolling around in his cryonics tube. Capsule. Well, I can't come back now. I can't come back now. Will somebody unplug me please? Somebody get me out of here.
00:57:20
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So somebody's telling their story at some point in a bar that I was number 586 in this train of a thousand. This one person responded on X and he goes, I was number 59. I thought she loved me. I thought we had something there for about 41 seconds. I thought she was the one. We connected in more ways than one.
00:57:50
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really just one way Wow so Brett that brings us to that part of the show okay so I do it's not good I'll just start there and I'm thinking of changing it based on the story that Jeff just told
00:58:10
Speaker
but train joke or a thousand college dudes walk into a bar in Utah? I don't know. I do think I'm buying that book. Your mom runs train. All right. Sorry. We got to stall for a minute where I find it. Okay. Cause I'm going to screw up the delivery.
00:58:35
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No, no talks talk amongst yourselves Talk about what it's like to be number 422 and then I can't even on that person run. I I think I would just be disgusted and what all was going on Yeah, okay, because you're gonna stand in that line of a thousand guys and you're gonna be like that guys No, that's not how it go for me be like yeah, I'm not that guy yeah
00:59:06
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She ain't gonna even feel this 41 seconds. I'm gonna need to take three turns for her to feel anything here. Give no meaning to the word to pump chump. Yeah. So I'm going to fill time here while I'm scrolling. Okay. Alrighty. The big cat started a new sport. Okay. Called broom ball.
00:59:36
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Broomball I believe I would have never similar to curling No, is this on ESPN 8 the ocho eyes? Okay has to be
00:59:46
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You would know, because you made up on this. I probably have it on my list. Lies and rules. It looks like it's played on a sheet of ice. I don't know if it really is a sheet of ice. Yeah. Almost like an indoor soccer field, because a smaller hockey rink. So there's goals. With goals. But the goals are not outset. They're inset into the boards. Yeah, yeah. And they have. Like indoor soccer.
01:00:16
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They have a broom to move a ball down the court and shoot on goal. How big is the ball? Are we talking basketball size or are we talking baseball size? I'd say dodge ball size. Dodge ball-ish.
01:00:28
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OK. Yeah. And you're watching this at the bar the other night on a live live meet. Well, it's an overhead shot, so we can't really tell. Yeah. So regular shoes on rubber type shoes, skates. That's like regular shoes. The rules that they have, at least at Michigan Tech, is you cannot wear any wear to improve your attraction. Makes sense. And apparently the ball is heavy. OK.
01:00:57
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I don't know what that means. Well, it's heavy plastic, like a medicine type heavy ball. So you don't, but you got to be able to hit it with a broom. Yeah, true. So it's actually been around for a long time. Well, I haven't done the research early 20th century, you know, started at 18 in 1820 at Indiana University. Actually, it was their first sport first recorded game in North America took place in Saskatchewan in 1909. Oh,
01:01:27
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Crazy. So, uh, he's, uh, ooh, he started playing about 30 men's skill tonight. So are there, uh, leagues up there or is he just like a kind of intramuralish fraternity versus fraternity type stuff? Okay. So according to Wikipedia, there's actually organized
01:01:50
Speaker
Oh, I want to try this. It looks awesome as hell. I'm completely serious about that. I want to make this happen. Maybe that could be a dad's day weekend. There is a governing body, the International Federation of Broom Ball Associations. Of course there is. Is there a hall of fame, Tom?
01:02:08
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I haven't got there yet. Yeah, I'm gonna be in it. Olympic no, Paralympic no, world game no. Always wanted to be in a Hall of Fame. Not true. It can be played on snow or ice.
01:02:23
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there you go you find a joke yet they're scrolling hey jokey joker son I cannot so what this is embarrassing to admit but what's coming up is all pictures of potential bets of people think who people think a social media is scoring touchdowns and stuff turns out they're not right
01:02:47
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Uh, they're right about every single one of them except one. Except one. Yeah. They go six for seven. So in the United States, broom ball is played at the following educational institutions, Boston university, Carrollton college, university of Chicago, Iowa state, MIT, Miami, Michigan state, Michigan technological university university in Nebraska. University of Notre Dame. Nice. Huh?
01:03:16
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Princeton, Rochester Institute of Technology, University of Texas at Austin, Beto, house Beto. How state doesn't have a broom ball data. According to this list, they do not. There you go. Yeah. There's even a version called Moscow broom ball.
01:03:34
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slightly different rules. They have automatic weapons. Yeah, they say they shoot you if you score. All right, I'm going with this joke because I can't find it. I can't find it. But it's interesting that they play it in Texas. That makes no sense. So I don't know if this surface is eyes like I'm guessing. Matthew's eyes are snow. Matthew's rank is outdoors. It's it's not an insight.
01:04:04
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which that just adds to. I would assume Texas has indoor rinks, right? They've got to have an indoor rink, but most of those schools on there are somewhere where they get wintery. Cold, yeah. Yeah, Texas doesn't belong on that list. No, not at all. Technically, it gets wintery everywhere. It's winter in Texas right now, too. Yeah, but it's a different kind of winter. No, I'd agree. It's a dry cold. Oh, Texas shut down because of it. Yes, yes. All right, here you go. This week's sponsor, Joke of the Week,
01:04:35
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No, we have a sponsor. We do not. Maybe next week. What's the difference? I thought maybe Pat McAfee was sponsoring it. He's coming on next week. He's gotten back to me. Ghosted. What's the difference between a peeping Tom, Wayness. I'm sorry. That's not how the joke goes. Oh, he left Tom.
01:04:57
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In Utah. In Utah. This makes what? Now we're tracking, now we're tracking. In Utah, what's the difference between a peeping Tom Wayness in a pickpocket? In Utah, the difference between a peeping Tom Wayness in a pickpocket?
01:05:18
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I'm gonna fill some time with broom ball stats while you all think about it do it the broom in The official broom a broom ball is made by a blind man on the corner
01:05:29
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You pay a nickel for a dog? Do you have a dog? Does he go door to door? The dog actually is the one who makes the change. Hey brother, can you spare a dime? I'll give you a hundred dollars for all those brooms and you get my dollar. I've always wondered how that works. You know there's somebody that's taken advantage. There's somebody who's been an asshole to a blind person. Hey man, I just gave you a hundred.
01:05:57
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Can I make change? I need some more brooms. This guy just made me $80 to take two brooms from him. That's weird. It feels like a one dollar bill. That's a hundred. Wow. It's a hundred. I'm pretty sure it's a Franklin. Yup. Cause he lost a Notre Dame. One sees it, one feels it.
01:06:16
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Oh, hang on. Oh, we're not making fun of that. No, we're back to the job. The blind man is not the blind man. They used to knock on our door every summer. Oh, okay. Okay. I see where you, I see what you did there. That's good. That's not the answer I'm going with. So, uh, Jeff, Jeff, the bad part is the punch line. I don't have here. So I'm going from memory. I think I'll get it right. No, I was saying, Jeff, usually you say, can you repeat the question? Can you repeat the question, please?
01:06:48
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In Utah, what's the difference between a peeping Tom and wayness? Which is now Thomas is throwing me off Okay, so in Utah, what's the difference between a peeping Tom in the pickpocket and what you say mr. Mr. Tom? He said grabs it oh
01:07:11
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Takes it. I ain't got nothing now. Did she ever like a roll of decks of numbers now serving number 322 Wow had to write Who stands in line naked? It's like at the right way You know what sadly
01:07:33
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I guarantee you there were a shit ton of people perverts that paid to watch that. She made a shit ton of money off of being a whore. They're probably 5,000 people that signed up. I want to know if somebody watched all 24 hours. Was it 24 hours though? Who knows? I don't know. We're guessing. I'm just telling you in a day. Tom, I told you I took a two and a half hour nap on Sunday.
01:08:00
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It's pretty tight. See, you'd have missed a lot of fucking if you were taking a nap. It's pretty tight. It's exhausting watching this go down. So the answer, in Utah, the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket, a pickpocket snatches watches.
01:08:31
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That's pretty good. Yeah, there you go. So does that mean a pig being Tom watches Snatches? Is that what you're saying? No, I don't think so. That's not what he said. He didn't say that, Tom. You said that. That's another episode of the Solid 4 Beer Thoughts. Thanks for being here with us. We do appreciate you.
01:08:49
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