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A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts - Brett's Travelling, Oh Boy...
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Well Brett sat out this one, but we still pull it off. We talk about horrible people and examples of what we see on the regular. Tom gets into a near fight at the car wash of all places. Lynk has this week in history and Tom tries to pull off joke of the week, you will feel dirty afterward...
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Episode Introduction & Setup
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's all three of us. We've lost one. face hey i hey
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there all dr weve lost one the He's style. Boca? We have a problem. Is that only you have boca?
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Yeah. I'm not pretty sure yet. Man, that's got to suck. It'll work. Yeah. What's temperature down there? I mean, it's 50 here. It's got to be 70 and 80, don't you think?
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Hey, Google. What's the temperature on boca right now?
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Welcome what?
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And Raton for the public commodity. 20% chance it's going rained on. That's Brett's app. The other three of us right here with you. Aren't you glad? And Link, yeah link Jeff, and I can see the video.
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um Coordinated office tonight. So yeah that's ah it's a special night in honor of Brett's app since we all decided to gray enough but uh tonight we're going to talk about random things we don't know exactly what because we we poorly planned uh i'm pretty sure we're going to have it this week in history though and uh you know i know everybody loves it when i do this but i i guess i've got a joke of the week since brett's not here um it'll be a good one but uh you guys will give me hard time on my delivery so i'll i'll really focus and try not to screw it up
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Depends on how many beers
Weekend Adventures & Market Mishaps
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I have. Good luck, Todd. Good luck. Link's here, Jeff's here, and I'm here. And if Brett breaks free from his team beers, then maybe he'll call it in. but you know he's it wouldn't be the first time of us called into the podcast drunk ah um so you know that's yeah that's always a possible seat like i can't i can't hear you either time talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk there go to talk into them ah to have talked um
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that's what it is give it yeah talking into the money i all there yeah Yeah, you got to get close. Brett's hell of lot of short, remember? Yeah, no.
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um sad I'm closer. on There you go. That's how close you got to be right now. Yeah, now you're on it. Is this your first time? Yes. plus That's weird.
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Hey, Joe, a little bit. Don't forget, if you want to send us an email, you can't force all the beers at gmail.com. And always like us subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, leave comments, all that stuff. Yep.
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and And Jeff, are we going to start with link um i links? with links. Let's radio right to you. wow I didn't do anything super special this weekend. i did end up at ah Wilson's Farmer's Market again. I drove right by it. That's a hell of a hole for you. I right by it for work. gotcha. Drove right it for work.
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so So, yeah. Little pot pies. but Most of my family loves their chicken pot pies. Oh, chicken pot pies. They're homemade, but giant yeah yeah shredded pieces of chicken. Aren't they really? Oh, my God. I got two apple pies.
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home pi two i got two apple pies online Some pot pies, a lot ah lot of pot pies, yes. um you just starting You did a pie stop.
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I did a pie stop, yes. You got all the pie. Did you get fruit pie, hair pie, and... pie ah They were out of hair. They had minced meat, but no hair. ah Yeah, it was weird. That roast meat pie? It's usually the first thing to go, apparently.
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oh so Yeah, some apple butter, couple cow tails. Oh, my God, dude. A diet mountain dew. Yahoo! Did you get a Yahoo while you were there? I actually got something called... you get chocolate? No.
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On the sign, it was called a fry pie. Oh, yeah. It reminded me of the of the like that mcdonald the McDonald's cherry and apple pies. Yeah, yeah. But probably much better. yeah Oh, my God. Yes. 100% better. So, yeah. And then, so the weird thing was, thought there's like the predecessor to like the hostess fruit pies and not, I would go. I would go. I was first. I met where hostess got the idea. Cause I've been around. over right yeah flight play I thought you meant McDonald's. Maybe I'd never even heard of one until, Oh, i don't know about four hours ago. Oh, yeah. Okay. Good.
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And you didn't bring us any. no there's a couple little shopping shops that we stopped over in ohio and they've got those little fry pies yeah i've never even heard of them so then the thing was so i'm i'm taking my goodies out to my truck and i see a guy in the parking lot outside of his vehicle and he's eating something i'm like crap i haven't had lunch yet it's pushing two o'clock and i'm like Man, i am I am hungry, but all the stuff I got was frozen, except for the cow tails and the fry pie.
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so Fry pie, cow tail, lunch. like, wait a minute. They've got a little deli meat counter thing right so go back in there. you exam here's ah no here's Here's how the conversation goes.
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Hey, can help you, sir? Yeah. um Actually, I would like – can i get two pieces of the chicken? and It looks like some mashed potatoes there. He looked at me like I was a fucking alien.
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like he Like he had no flipping clue what to do. And I'm like – so he turns around, says something to a coworker. She looks at me like I'm a fucking alien. And I'm like – Hold on. What is going on? is this thought of I wanted two pieces of chicken. a mash tasers that ain't hard I'm like, i go, uh, and she goes, so what, what are you trying to do?
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and i i i My exact words were, I'm just, I'm just trying to order some lunch. And I didn't say it like Tom would say it. I said it like I would say it, like a nice guy. I mean, yeah. So I didn't – no condescension. even had a little smile on my face. was like, oh, I'm just trying to order some
Wedding Tales & Rehearsal Dinner Antics
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more, Sam. Here's what I need. Yes.
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And she goes, and right about that time, I look over on the wall to the side is a menu. yeah And she's kind of, point I go, oh, I said, him sorry, I was, what I do, she goes, we have two, three or four pieces.
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can order on my car And you get, and you get one side and it comes with a biscuit. i was like, okay, ah then give me the two piece. And she goes, well the side of mush potato which, which two, hey could you take on the fucking but which two pieces would you like?
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Which two pieces would you like? um Actually, okay, yeah sir joke here insert joke here. I said, actually, I would like ah breast in a i said two of the breasts is what I said. I'm a breast man. And she looked at me for and she hesitated and goes, you have charge you extra since you ordered two breasts. I go, that's fine. yeah just How much could it possibly be? What side do you want?
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Mashed potatoes. I'm like, we went around in a fucking circle. This is why I get that way. This is exactly why I get that way. A square dance just to get lunch at an Amish market. Because it's exactly what I told that guy. Two pieces chicken and fucking mashed potatoes. Oh, so you want the two-piece lunch with side of mashed potatoes. Yeah. Had I just said two-piece... Would you like your biscuit, too? Two-piece with some green beans, please? I just did not understand...
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how and why the little dance to get me some lunch at the Amish market. as it It made zero sense to me. I was shaking my head, but I, eh, whatever. what's the good like was fri chicken wasn't so It was juicy and it was good. It didn't have a lot of flavor. of The skin skinned it i mean skin was was yeah yeah crunchy and and good. and you know and it's just not real flavorful it it It was something.
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um um i don't like fried chicken breast any attitudetu I just don't. while they are so good I need the dark meat. Yeah, you do. i do. so anyway that's yeah ah Give me a thigh. literally went up US 31 and I was going to drive by it. yeah i'm like yeah I've got time. let's let's just why wouldn't you I've stopped in there a few times. Got a blown in cheese sandwich out of that deli. They'll make you a sandwich? Hell yeah.
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Oh, sure. I didn't know that. Well, because you didn't read the menu. Yeah. We've already established that. I was being B-rated about how I was ordering, Tom. This was like six, eight months ago. and and And if I remember correctly, vaguely remember, it was kind of a hassle just to order a bologna and cheese sandwich with mustard. Probably what on the menu.
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It was probably on the menu as sandwich was made of and a piece of cheese. Yes. But that is a cool little piece. A one-piece sandwich. Sure. Yeah, with a side of bread
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Got it. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Yeah, there you go yeah nothing nothing truly exciting. That's awesome. I didn't really do nothing. Yeah. Cool. Wedding on Saturday. How'd that go? Oh, it was the Catholic.
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Okay, another high mass. Oh, my gosh. Another hour long. and You've had two more of those than I want the rest of my life, right? Yeah, it was Shay and I, and then two sons, girlfriend, and daughter-in-law went.
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And the girls are not Catholic. The boys raised Catholic. So know they know the whole thing about the Mass. Riley's been to a couple weddings with us, Catholic weddings. And Maria, who's a Greek Orthodox, which is very similar to the Catholic Church faith and Christianity,
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And all that. So it's stand up, sit down, Neil. Stand up, sit down, Neil. Sure. You all know the things. Yeah, this is what I was complaining about last week when you talked about Catholicism. So yeah, it was it was gorgeous. You know, I got married in the church, Shane. I got married in 30 some odd years ago. Cool. Yeah, so then went to the reception at the Conservatory um over by and but one No, that's an observatory, which I learned.
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Conservatory over there at 34th Dandy Trail and 34th. Oh, okay. So where you turn right down and went to the apartment, you would not even know it's back there.
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Trust me, it's there, Laco. Eagle Creek. Yeah, yeah, you drive back here and it's a big conservatory, big glass building. So yeah, was that was a lot of fun. Yeah, cool. That was it, huh? What's that? That was it. That was the wedding. and Well, Friday you went to Rookie's Boat. No, no, no, Friday we helped with a rehearsal dinner. Oh my God.
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Yeah, so we – And rookies didn't burn down? that was No, but they lost money that night, Tom. They lost money. but So, yeah, that our our friends, that were their daughter was getting married. They said, hey, help us with that. Yeah, we'll help you. and Go to Portillo's in Avon.
00:10:51
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Yeah. That's where they ordered their food from. Huh. Shay and I pull up there. And Jerry said there's going to 60 to 70 of us here at a rehearsal dinner. got a lot of family coming in from Puerto Rico this and the other seat.
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And if I didn't have the expedition with that big ass, it filled the back of my
Confrontations & Societal Reflections
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expedition. All the effing food. crap Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, it was good. It was very good. And it was.
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and And now, ah five days later, does your ex-fet is still smell? Yes. portte yes corte rose speaking And that's a good smell. yeah but that's that That brings a joy to my heart. Sunday, went and watched the IU game at the club. My brother-in-law came in from out of town. Cool.
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watched that. It was a good weekend. Awesome. What about you, Tommy? I thought I was going have a quiet Saturday, just hanging out with my current wife shopping. Dropped her off at Kohl's and went to go get the car washed, to which I...
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Got threatened with an ass beating. By your wife? That took an ugly turn real fast. But yeah, other than that. What happened? So I dropped the current wife and and girl off at Kohl's so they could go in and do some shopping. and And of course, you know, with the weather, cars are dirty.
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So I said, hey, I'll go to the car wash. yeah Well, and it wasn't. So I was like, even better. So I get in line and there was already somebody who had paid waiting and another person was paying when I pulled in. So I would have been essentially the third car. So the car that should have been the second car actually cut in front of the car that should have been in the first car.
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But anyhow, so long story short, somebody decided that they didn't want alternate lanes. Guy pulls in after all three of us were already moving towards the car wash and he pays and then he starts trying to wedge his way in.
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to which I did but what i I think any normal reasonable person would do is honk as opposed to getting hit um as he was trying to wedge his BMW, and to which I was greeted with a single-finger salute and a fuck you asshole.
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um Yeah, it was a good time. um To which I threw my hands up in the air, and I'm like, Why am I the bad guy? What are we doing here? This what never understand.
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And this is where it all goes sideways because it escalated into him getting out of his car and screaming at me. Oh my gosh. um Calling me in a hole and he was going to beat my ass and all that good stuff. So you don't have time to wait long. Correct.
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but But you have time to get out your car. got time to kick your ass, buddy. That's what I would have pointed out to him. and You're in such a fucking hurry. So, wait a minute. So then he gets back in his car and he tries to wedge his way in again.
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To which I did the only logical thing again and honk at him. To which now he's really pissed off. So he yeah gets out of his car again. are you kidding me? Where are the employees at this point? Oh, they scatter. Hang on.
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there were There were three of them there when we were all paying and everything. They're 16-year-old kids. Are you on the side of Northfield? Like you're not around the corner. in Carmel. i'm in car Michigan 106. I'm on an over-flight. It's probably path. but sorry where where the Where the car washes are a little more expensive. That's all the same for me. Douchebags are a lot douchey.
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so So now he gets out of his car and he walks all the way over to my car and I roll down the window and again, in the cussing, the screaming, the I'm going to beat your ass. Sure. I said, dude.
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You're cutting in front of all of these people. So what, motherfucker? Oh, great. Here we go. so And I was like, yeah and he's like, get out, I'll beat you. And so he's sticking his hand in my window doing the point thing.
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And so I just started rolling up the window, and his hand starts coming up. And I just ignored it. I laughed at him. i was like I mean, it's a grown-ass man. This is not, and this is what I couldn't get over, and but this is,
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And I hate to say this, but this is today's society. Yeah. That is the answer for everything. Me, me, me, me, me. If I don't get my way, the only solution to that is to be a bigger asshole than I was from the first point where I didn't get my way.
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And so because I didn't get my way, my only solution is to beat your ass. Yeah. this is Or attempt to. Or attempt to. And I wasn't going to, I'm not going to fight some guy that's at a car wash. First of all, because who's going to do that? Everybody's got stuff to do today.
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Second of all, this is why people get shot. Correct. Oh, yeah. That's a bold move on that talk sucker part. Because when he jumped out of his car, the first thing I thought was, find a gun he doesn't have a gun. Oh, yeah.
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Because I didn't have my gun. And all of a sudden, when all this was over and i got the got picked up the current wife and got the girl and everything else, the first thing I said to my wife was, I'm going to have to start packing everywhere I go.
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just for peace of mind. Yeah. Because... Because if they've got... Because if he would have started firing, all I could do was hide in my car. Just sit there. I was stuck, right? I didn't have any way to protect myself.
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And that's a scary thought for me. Oh, yeah. Because... That to me is the way it is now. Right. But I didn't grow up that way I didn't, ah you know, you, you used to just laugh at people and punch in the face or they walk away and get pissed off.
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The thing is, he should also be thinking that before he gets dumb shit ass out of the car ye and she starts threatening you. He didn't know what you have in that car. Sticking his finger in your face in the car. Yeah.
00:16:27
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Officer, I didn't know if that was a gun. I didn't know if you ever know what that was a knife coming at me, so I the one. I don't know what he was doing. Yeah, he was coming at me. put a bullet right between his eyes. I didn't know what he had. So Colonel Wife says, i don't think you would have the courage To kill somebody. And I said, okay, no, no maybe not.
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But I guarantee you he'd get shot. yeah Now, whether that – Whether it ain't for the leg or the How that goes is how that goes. my goal would not be to kill somebody, obviously. so but You'd be surprised at how quick people start to reevaluate their choices once they see a weapon. and not major point you don't even have to yeah You don't even have to fire it. And so hopefully that will be enough to deter the stupidity. But you don't know.
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You just don't know. and How's the saying go? The worst thing in not having a gun to defend yourself is having a gun and not having it on you. Yes. And I thought about that, Tom. I've got one here at home.
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I don't want travel with it. I don't. But what's funny is when we travel, I always take it. I don't even think I take it everywhere we go. I don't even think if we're going to, if we're going to go to Florida and go on vacation, all that, do all that kind of stuff. I always have it with me.
Media Discussion: 'Zero Day' on Netflix
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that's ah Day to day, I just don't care because I just don't think about it. yeah If I'm going to, if I know when I leave the house in the morning that I'm going to a sketchy part of town, I just throw it in my truck. yeah And even sometimes the sales guy who's going to go with me and be there with me, he asks me, hey, man, hey, hey can you can you bring that tomorrow? We're we're going to be in a sketchy part of town. Yep.
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But going up to nicer part of town, I don't even think to take it. But ah maybe I should just i look keep it in the truck all the love the house Saturday thinking I was going to Carmel and Castle. Why do I need – yeah.
00:18:19
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I'm going to the mall, right? like What do I need? How about instead of a deadly force gun, how about just a douchebag gun? Something that you could shoot. thought it would more funny if had pepper spray, honestly. That would have been fantastic. There you're talking.
00:18:32
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Is that – That's a non-lethal self-defense. yeah pepper spris amazing He'd have been laying on the ground for a while. I've thought about buying pepper spray. I think it's a good investment. I really have. I think it's a good investment.
00:18:44
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Hang on. So can you keep that in the car when it gets like 100 degrees out and ah it's like 180 inside of your car? Is that thing going to explode? so and or bullet or I'm sure you can investigate that yeah yeah and find out.
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Or like how cold it needs to get before. I know that there's, for women, there's the churnal packs that you put on your purse. Put them on their purse or on a key chain. On your finger you're walking. On the what? On the purse. Okay.
00:19:10
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On the purse. Interesting. yeah I bet a lot of them would like to put them on their... Yeah. away from that. protect I'm sorry. Sorry for that four times already.
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I realized last week, I said it like eight times. I don't know what my I'm
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fucking idiot i you know not and sorry for f core i've said it four times already the i i realized last week i said it like eight times i don't know what my deal is now we play a little and it is just enough i' mom said apparently um When I grow up, want to be e seaeman and and have a Hey, on a brighter note, if you have Netflix, oh watched watch Zero Day.
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Zero Day. Yep. I have to write it down. What is it, Tommy? I always forget. I always forget what people tell me. always forget what the name of the the shows are. Always. It's about one day where all technology, electricity, everything shuts down for 60 seconds.
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Bunch of people die, and nobody can figure out who is behind it. Please, let me watch that. Yeah. Oh, it's because when you find out who's behind it. Not even an hour? No. 60 seconds. 60 seconds. Because. And people die.
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All the power, all the technology, everything shut off. So forplane for one minute, airplanes, trains, transportation. Automobiles. Automobiles. Planes, trains. Yep. John Candy dies. No. No. Damn it.
00:20:44
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um so everything shuts down for 60 seconds like 3,000 people die they enlist the help of the previous a previous president who was very popular to help get to the bottom of it he's got all this baggage to whatever it doesn't matter called zero day it's called zero day but it's it's a good watch because when you get to the bottom of who was behind it you're like both done wow that could fucking really happen So, yeah. So, yeah. It's kind of... Why would yeah what I want to watch that?
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ah Why wouldn't you? it It's got De Niro in it, man. oh well fox theres And he actually plays a pretty good role. So, yeah. So, there you go. That'd be one reason not to watch it, was all I was going to say. He does a good job.
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So, it was good. It's a good watch. Angela Bassett's in it. like her. Okay. You wouldn't like the fact that she's the president, but she is the president. Why would I not like that?
History Segment: Failed Hanging & National Parks
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Because she doesn't do it very good. I didn't think her acting in the show was that good.
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And I know how critical you are of like just any movie, except for weird movies that you randomly like. Unlike classics like Elf that have no humor. Here it is late February. We're still talking about Elf. I'm happy I wrote Marches right around the corner. It is.
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Marches right around the corner. You know it's coming up in a couple of weeks, don't you? The most important day of the year. St. Paddy's Day? Just put that in your hat. St. Paddy's Day? No, it's not for public part of the show.
00:22:31
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will settle and come So I got kind of a version here, boys. In history, 1885, convicted murderer is sentenced to death by hanging, but he is spared from that death.
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And I will tell you why. Exeter, England. A man named John Lee, he's 19 years old, convicted of murdering the lady who he worked for, who apparently was not a very nice person. oh In fact, if they had car washers back in 1885, I'm sure she would have gotten out of her her horse carriage.
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And and youll the other person behind him punched the horse in the face. so like can please exist ah so So during the hanging at the gallows, the lever was pulled. ah The release door beneath them never opened.
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but So they check shit out. go okay. Take two. Pull the lever. No release door. Doesn't go. Wow. Third time, the exact same thing happened. No way. All right.
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We give up. ah So after after three attempts, the authorities ah decided that the reason for the malfunction was an act of God. Mm-hmm. So sends the dude. Wow.
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They removed him from death row. That was in 1885. 1907, 22 years later, he is finally released from prison. Wow.
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So he gets released. And this was in England? Yeah. exeter england this sounds more like the u.s justice so after after 1916 his whereabouts are somewhat confusing but researchers actually discovered that he died in the united states in 1945 that dude lived till 1945 uh under the name of james lee his original name was john lee 2009 and two thousand nine his This fucker's still around? Oh, my God. Holy shit. Thank you for interrupting. But in 2009, his gravestone was actually located at Forest Home Cemetery in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Wow. No kidding. Kind of crazy. um so done crazy So dude got away with murder. Murder. Not once. Not twice. Yeah. three Hang him. Hang him until he's dead. Anyway.
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So it was 1885. Did they say what was horrible about the woman he murdered? No, it's just the story just kind of said she she she was not a nice, a very nice person. He probably just kind of was kind of was over her.
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and ah better there was it was It was all circumstantial evidence also. So he, you know, no murder weapon, no this, no that. She was beaten to death, and he was thinking, like, the the house next to her ah her, her house on the property, whatever, whatever. And they're like oh, you had to have done it. He's like, dude, don't know.
00:25:31
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What? Wasn't me. So anyway, he claimed his innocence, but went to the gallows anyway. hu be that be a rat Lived a half-life, not a full life. but ah eighteen seventy s 1872, Yellowstone becomes America's first national park.
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So the weird thing is, This week, I realized, 1872, Yellowstone becomes a national park. 1919, Grand Canyon is designated as a national park. 1929, Grand Teton National Park is established. big debts All this week.
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Wow. In different different years and different years different years, but all this
Road Rage & Driving Behavior
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week. Mike, is that a coincidence? Did they do that? Go, oh, well, we just dedicated Yellowstone this week. Let's do it the same day or the same week. I didn't realize if it's the exact same day.
00:26:21
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I don't think it was, but um anyway, but so largest national parks in America all Alaska. Did it just coincide with the bill that got passed to establish national parks? I don't know.
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They're all different years. Just happened to be the same week in February. Interesting. Must be a notable week or something. Or when Congress got together to you be. So top top four largest national parks as far as acreage goes?
00:26:49
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Denali. ah That is number three at 4.7 million acres. That's number three. you're You're not going to know the other two because I had never even heard of them. But they're both also in Alaska. And they're national parks. Top four. They're national parks. Really? I searched largest national parks in America.
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so Okay. what i mean Wrangel St. Elias sure is eight but over 8 million acres. Was there just last month? gate Gates of the Arctic is acres.
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And the Denali is only like four, four and a half cat. My Alaska a little before. So anyway, all four in Alaska, cause it's gigantically large, but anyway, that's about it.
00:27:31
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That's all I got. boys's all you got that's is wi as All right. So when we talked about the crazy that happened to me on a Saturday, how often throughout your average everyday week,
00:27:48
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Do you see people just behaving in a way that you're like, what in the actual fight? I'm glad you asked him. Daily basis. I'm glad you asked. Okay.
00:27:59
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Just happened to be on the way home today. On the interstate. Yes. A guy was mad. yeah i believe most day I was on the interstate. There's a semi in front of us.
00:28:10
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I'm car number two. He's car number three. I know there's at least one more car behind them We're all on the fast lane because the semi had to get over because there was a car either getting on there, whatever. Right.
00:28:21
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So it looked like the semi was going to go past this pickup truck that was in the slow lane. All of a sudden, the pickup truck kind of finds his gas pedal but for some strange reason. Hammers it.
00:28:32
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and and start And kind of starts going a little bit faster. So the guy behind me in his big, giant pickup truck. goes, oh, well, if that guy's going to speed up, I'm going to get in the slow lane and I'm going around all this bullshit. right And of course, I'm like, you know, my brain just... I'm in my work truck.
00:28:48
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i i drive little differently. In your work truck, you have to. I drive a little differently my work truck. name I have honked at people when they are are either coming in my lane or they 100% cut me off or whatever.
00:29:00
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You're not aggressively driving. I am not. i am not. But this guy 100% was. yeah And I saw the whole thing happen. So... The semi, as soon as the first pickup truck gets out of his way, he puts a signal on and gets gets over. and It's like, I'm getting out of everybody's way. right Well, Mr. Truck behind me, and like he is is almost up.
00:29:23
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It looks like the semi kind of sort of cut him off only because he started going like 95 miles an hour to get up there. Right. And so now he's mad. Well, I'm what I think is a safe distance. So now the car in front of me is the first car in the fast lane. I now car number two.
00:29:42
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ah Mr. Truck, who wanted wanted to go faster. He wants you to move. oh but Yeah, he wanted me to move, and was he was coming over into my lane no matter if I was moving or not.
00:29:54
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God, what's the wrong with people? He cut his steering wheel and was probably, like, literally no joke, about three feet from my car were going, like, 70 miles per hour. Yeah.
00:30:07
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on the interstate. And I 100% later, i I hit my brakes so hard. I was the way home from Wilson's Farmers Market. Did I talk about? All your pot pies are on the floorboard. Two bags of pot pies went on to the floor. That's how hard I hit brakes.
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and And also, there's a car behind me. yeah I don't know how close, but I'm sure he stole the whole... but So then I'm like... So then we get off ah the Brownsburg exit there.
00:30:35
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He's turning left, I'm turning right. We're the first cars in line. I literally... I was like, I don't care if I'm a work truck or not. I rolled my window down and I just gave him the hands like, yeah hey man, what what hit the fuck? I didn't even say anything.
00:30:49
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I just put my hands up in the air like, what the hell was that? his His windows were tinted just enough. I know he looked over at me, and I could see him doing something.
00:31:01
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When I first laid on the horn, when he very first did it, he was kind of like pointing up to at the the semi, like, it's his fault. It's his fault. And I'm like, you didn't have to – Cause potential accident because you're pissed off.
00:31:17
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Be pissed off at that. slide but That's fine. vote us Slow down. Slow down. Now you're putting all of us in jeopardy right because you're, you're mad. I just, i don't know. that so Things like that.
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And now I don't know what he was doing when I was like, Hey, what the fuck was that? Right. And gave him that motion. Right. He may have been just, he may have been flipping me off. He may been screaming at me. don't even know. Cause he didn't roll his window down.
00:31:40
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The fact he didn't roll his window down told me that he was like, he knew he was wrong. Yeah. Because ah if he didn't care, he would have rolled his window down and be like, hey, you. yeah he would ah i wast a justifying it Yeah. Yes.
00:31:52
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But anyway. But like Jeff said, I mean. It's all the time. It's all the time now. All the time. Every day. Every day. I drive. A lot. Probably 50,000 miles a year, 45 to 50,000 miles a year. Right. Most of it interstate driving.
00:32:06
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Right. So I've just about seen it all. Done it all. Probably kind of been the asshole, but also have seen a lot of assholes out there on the road. And it's just, it's...
00:32:17
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It's mind-boggling that people do not – you're going down the highway at 75, 80 miles an hour. You're not paying attention to your surroundings. That's the biggest thing. So that semi, sitting in that left-hand lane, holding up traffic, doing 70 miles an hour, granted it's the speed limit, but who the fuck does 70 miles an hour on the interstate?
00:32:38
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People got places to go, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Everybody's the hurry. State law says if if if you've got to be in the slow lane – Unless you are passing vehicles. He had to get over because there was a pickup truck. and that was coming Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he he wasn't like going around him like one an hour at a time.
00:32:58
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like There was a guy coming on and he's like, okay, let me be nice and get over and let you. And then that pickup truck just didn't accelerate fast enough at first. Right. But then he did, and then that's what kind of caused the whole thing. it's It's just amazing to me that it has become such a, what I want to do is the most important thing. And in a situation where you're driving a couple of thousand couple thousand pounds of metal around at a high rate of speed,
00:33:25
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Everybody always seems surprised when her shit gets broke, wrecked, hit something, and it's never anybody's fault, right? But at those speeds, Tom, people lose lives. Exactly. that's That's the part I think people don't think about. it I had it happen just a few weeks ago.
00:33:41
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i was i was in the fast lane behind a bunch of slow people, and you couldn't get over it because there were people in the next lane. So you're just kind of stuck there, and there's a guy behind me.
00:33:53
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um Camaro or whatever. I don't know. Something. Dodge Charger. With headlights on top of his hood. Creeping up and it' slowing down. Creeping up. And I'm just like, what are you even doing? what what are you trying None of us can go anywhere. If you could go around me, you would. But you cannot. So...
00:34:10
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You know how that goes. That line next to you, the guy behind you can take advantage of that before you can. yeah So he gets in that lane. Then he goes over another lane and he just hammers. I mean, he was, he probably went from 70 to a hundred and I'm just like, really?
00:34:26
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What, what does that do? What, what does that prove? What, how does that make any sense at any point? Because you're, you're not gaining anything. And then lo and behold,
00:34:37
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Two miles later, I'm passing him because he's stuck behind all these other cocksuckers that are going, you know, and I never change speed, right? So I just don't get it why people are so aggressive when it comes to driving.
00:34:51
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now. you know I know it's been going on for a while, but it just seems to be progressively getting worse and worse and worse. We reduce the number of cops, so they they they're not sitting out patrolling on interstates watching. When's the last time you saw a a A city cop tagging and and tagging speeders.
00:35:15
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When's the last city? I see state on the interstate. State troopers do. These state troopers do. Carmel had them all down couple days ago. sometimes yeah We were going up there.
00:35:28
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Oh, du ah dude, I did do something this weekend. Sorry. I was like, when were we going up there? Oh, yeah. Saturday night. ah Went out to dinner up in Cicero a Saturday night. Of course you did. ah I counted them. There were seven between 465 and Wilson's. Yeah, did just just before Wilson's.
00:35:46
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Yeah. I do sit up there a bunch. yeah But point to me is, I don't know if we discussed this earlier, it's common curse. I mean, like I said, I drive all the time. I'm a fast driver.
00:35:57
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I am. Can be aggressive sometimes, but not nearly as aggressive as I was 10 years ago. because Yes. You know what? Who fucking cares? If this car gets ahead of me, I don't give a shit. He's a minute ahead me. Who cares? Like I said, 10, 15 years ago, son bitch, I'm going tap you over and run your ass over.
00:36:19
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but I think it's it's very similar to making comments on and social media on the internet. It's a very faceless thing. Now, yeah driving's a little more because you see that person. Right.
00:36:30
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Yeah, but that but they don't care that person that's the asshole is in his little cocoon and thinks he's safe in there. Yes. it And usually, not use sometimes the windows are tinted. Like I said today, the guy's window. I couldn't even see him. So it's it's it is, I'm only going to be next to this person for maybe five or ten seconds, and then they're going to be out of my life.
00:36:50
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And I don't give a shit about that person. I just don't care. that' Not me. It's them saying that. yeah the yeah The other part that amazes me, we kind of touched on this earlier, people are now shooting people over road rage on the interstate driving down the interstate car wash rage yeah exactly people people are actually shooting at people because they don't like what you did yeah driving down the interstate and and forget Think about that when I honk at people too. yeah All the time. Every time I honk. Honestly, I think that motivates me to not be as aggressive when I'm driving because i don't i don't know who I'm going to honk at and get pissed off and want to take a shot.
00:37:33
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yeah You just don't know. You never know. Nowadays, you don't. And that's that's the sad part about it. Like about every fourth or fifth time I honk, I'm like, yeah oh, shit. Yeah. i don't know I don't know what that person... i mean They could be crazy enough to to slow down, roll their window down, and shoot my tires out. exactly Who knows?
00:37:50
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People are idiots, man. They really are. so what's What's the craziest thing, if you think about it recently, um don't you don't have to dig back like the last 10 years. what's the Because mine was just Saturday. That's the craziest thing that's happened to me in months.
00:38:04
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um What's the craziest thing you've seen? and It doesn't have to just be road rage. It could be just in general where people didn't get their way and the argument just didn't seem to equate to what was really going on.
Customer Behavior: Hotel Overreaction
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we We were in New York about a year ago. ah very My wife had a conference, so I just went to – actually, I did go to work. I was working that week kind of a roundabout way for that conference.
00:38:32
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We're in a very nice hotel, downtown New York. We could see Rockefeller Center from our window of our that upgraded suite and in the hotel. um We went down. So there's actually two check-in desks.
00:38:48
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There's one for the common folk. And then there's one for people like us going into the highway into the high road. the high thats the way of The whales. You know what I'm saying?
00:38:59
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The whales were coming in. The people who were there because their company's famous. Get out the red carpet. I tell you what, that's another story for that event. We were getting off of the elevator.
00:39:13
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And there was a lady berating the guy behind the check-in desk and a manager because oh my god here we go somebody had thrown a cardboard box that was outside of her hotel room in the hallway.
00:39:29
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Somebody grabbed it and got rid of it. And she needed that box to ship something. And she was, when I say berating, we all, but we like i literally stopped. And i was like, what the hell is going on right now?
00:39:45
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and And I heard enough of the story that I realized it was over a cardboard box that was in the hallway. it wasn't even like It wasn't even in her room. They went and cleaned her room and took the box. And the manager even said, ma'am, I'm sorry, it was in the hallway. They thought it was trash.
00:40:07
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Well, I need that box back. And he goes, no, it was hers. It was in the fucking hallway. There probably was 10 other people who were going down and complain that there's trash in the hallway. And it needs to be picked up.
00:40:27
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So, oh my gosh. And he's like, well, I can take you back and look at and she's like, I want that box. and he goes, I can't promise you we're going to find that box. I just, i just, stuff like that.
00:40:41
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I'm like, give me a box. Any box will do. I mean, if that's me, if that's me and I needed that box, I turn that around and go, I'm the dumb ass who put it out in the hallway. So I'm almost apologizing to them going, Hey, I'm really sorry to make you have to do this, but I actually just need that. I don't need that box. I just need, do you have a box I can have? yeah And I'm apologizing to them. right she was ripping them a new one because of ah buck cardboard boss a box. A cardboard box.
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Are you kidding me?
Daylight Savings Time Debate
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Wow. Stuff like that. Stuff like that. i don't and I don't get it. I don't know that I've ever – not that I can recall quickly. Right. douch yeah You are a little bit older than us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Douchebag. That'll all come to you while you're youre ready for bed tonight. I'm sure I've seen it, Tom. I mean, go to a restaurant, go to go to wherever and see the way. Oh, my gosh. Just to tie it into that. Just to see the way people treat it it is people other people. That's what bothers me. I mean, that's, you know, we're all human beings. We're all we're all trying to, I think most of us are trying to do the same things and be better people and, you know,
00:41:47
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get to a certain place but you you don't need to step on my head to get there right yeah and i don't not catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar you know you do 100 don't disagree so what else do we have to talk about boys so uh so uh so uh that's not here well brett's not brett's not here he usually carries at least 15 minutes of our conversation easily easily That's all right. He would have another story. Travel for work every once in while. you know It happens. It does happen.
00:42:24
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but He is drinking beer somewhere, so that's that's a good thing. he's got So Daylight Savings Time is coming up here. Oh, I like it. it. couple i like it I like it. i do, too.
00:42:35
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I like the changing of the time. and Why? I don't care about the changing of the time. can't we just stay the same all the time? No. Because we used to. Yeah. And it didn't. it yeah That didn't work out. Why doesn't it work? fucked up the cows in the fields. The cows don't care. Yes, they do.
00:42:49
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Cows do not tell time. was a stay on New York time instead of Chicago time. I don't mind the day. I saw an interesting graphic that if we stayed the same time year round that we are on, I believe when it springs forward. Yeah, when it springs forward.
00:43:13
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Um, sunrise would be at like 5 15 AM and sunset would be forty nine something. Right. and if And if we, if we stay on the times where we're at, at the fallback, the sunrise, um, is like six something in the sunset was at eight 15.
00:43:40
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And I remember as a kid, 4th of July. And this is why this is why it sticks out in my mind. Fireworks didn't start. Fireworks started earlier than they do now. Started at 10 instead of 10. Yeah. So now fireworks don't get going until 10 o'clock. So you're like midnight, 1 a.m. m by the time you're doing fireworks. the east of How big is your display? Well, it depends on how many neighbors I set on fire.
00:44:04
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But... yeah how many cars can go back to the episode around like so you talking about that um but there i just i distinctly remember that and also i remember as a kid going to the drive-in in the summer and it wasn't such a late it wasn't as late a night as it is now right you'd go to the drive we were kids so we obviously we still fall asleep as we get home. Always fall asleep during the second movie. Exactly.
00:44:32
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But now, thats if it's... I was a kid. Jeff, thank you. If it's two movies, then as a kid, now, you're not getting home to like 2 a.m. um Right? So you're... that Those are the things I think about.
00:44:46
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There's no drive-in that take your kids to. Oh, yeah. We just went last summer. It's got four screens, I Four screens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So those are the things I think about because the rest of it, I could really give a shit, ah you know, and as somebody who gets up every day at like five 30 in the morning, I don't care what time i
Seasonal Changes & Daily Routines
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don't give a shit. If the sun's up I don really could care less, but I just remember, I just don't, I don't, I don't understand the why behind it. I know why they said the why behind it.
00:45:21
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I just don't necessarily agree with it. And I would take that a step further and say, if we were going to stick with a time all year, why aren't we on central time? Why aren't we?
00:45:33
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I don't know, but why aren't we? It doesn't make any sense. Cause in the, in the height of summer, Eastern time, nine 30, it's still fairly light out for two, two, three weeks.
00:45:47
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Yeah. Yeah. Central time in the winter, It is dark until 9, 9.30 in the morning. That's dull. Maybe not that late. A little exaggeration.
00:46:01
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But it's close to 9 o'clock. But it's like that here now. Winter's already, for some, depressing enough. I love winter. But for some, it's depressing enough. could do with that and then to to have darkness until the morning,
00:46:15
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let's That's a lot. Yeah. I wish winter was like a month. maybe Maybe six weeks at the most. Can we change the seasons? I would like winter to be for Christmas month and then maybe half of January and then let's get on with spring.
00:46:31
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Yeah, I'm over it Because there ain't shit going on after that, right? Nothing else matters. Yep. Because we we have the lull, right? Yeah. We were up the bar on Sunday watching the IU game. Family, you know, the regular's up there, and they's like it was a decent day.
00:46:45
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You knew that Monday was going to be like 60-something, maybe. ye And everybody was just like, yeah, we can't wait. I know. it oh yeah know We go to the golf course. oh yeah That's why i love the changing of the season. What was it I saw today? Some of the golf courses posted the opening days, February 27th. Eagle Creek was. And I was like, wow.
00:47:04
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like I got an email from the golf course. So, yeah. All excited about it. For sure. I mean, it changes attitude. Big time. I think it does. people the The winter blues?
00:47:17
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Yeah. It's a thing. Because you don't, you just, at the end of the day, you get home, it's dark. You don't feel like doing anything because it's dark. And then you're like,
00:47:29
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Oh, it's seven o'clock and it looks like a midnight outside. And you're like, Oh, well, I can't go to bed right now because I'll be up at 3am. I just got done. I just got done with supper. And, uh, if I, if I go to bed at this hour, tomorrow will be an extra long day. So you gotta, you gotta kind of figure it out as you go. But yeah, I don't know. I just, uh, I, I don't, I don't think we should have ever changed. i don't think we've ever, ever should have gone to the,
00:47:57
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whole daylight savings time to spring forward and fall back. I think we should have just left shit alone. a I, uh, I liked it. Um, I, I think I liked it because when I was, uh, running, like jogging a lot, I used to jog five, five days a week easily, uh, morning and evening sometimes. Okay.
00:48:20
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it It depends on what day, whatever, whatever, how far I had to go, this if it was a weekend or weekday, whatever. Weekdays usually was ah towards the and end of the – is in the evening usually.
00:48:32
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And if I came home – And for whatever reason, ate dinner first. no And now the dinner's got you know, now it's got to get through the system and digest. I can't go running it right away.
00:48:43
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But when it was light out until frigging 10 o'clock at night, you you jogging it I had all kind i had whole kinds of time right to get out and i'm still in daylight And I don't have to jog. I have jogged at night many – I don't jog anymore. But when I did, many, many nights I was in the dark.
00:49:01
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and it's And I hate jogging because you can't see the little crack on the sidewalk. You can't see the freaking dog that's coming, waiting for you and out of the bushes and one want to your ankles off.
00:49:13
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i i And so that was one of the reasons why I was okay with with daylight savings and in the summer, for sure. right um Just because it gave me more sunlight time. See, this is how Link and I are different.
00:49:26
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when When it's daylight that long. this the only way? Well, this is one of many. but Blank's more worried about exercise. I'm more worried about... When you barbecue? Yeah, when you barbecue.
00:49:37
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um I like having later nights because then when I get home from work, I can cook on the grill. h And I do enjoy that. However, I also lose track of time and I'm like, well...
00:49:50
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It's frigging, it's like ten thirty are like three in the afternoon. out here yeah yeah It's too early for supper. It's like eight 30 daddy. Can you put the food on? But, but I, it just, I think it just screws you up.
00:50:04
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And that's, you know, i I don't know. I think we should just leave this shit alone. I'm pretty sure after two and a half, almost three months, pretty sure my grill misses me. Oh, i well, mine misses me less because I cooked some ribs just a couple weeks ago. I used to grill all through the winter, like all through the winter. And this winter, with you.
00:50:24
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Because there's been snow on the ground. It's been snow. It's been so cold. It's been shit-ass cold. And you're right. i don't think I've touched my grill for at least two months. I made for the weekend.
00:50:37
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And I was so pissed off because it was so cold and I was messing with the fire nonstop just to keep it. Cause I don't do the gas grill stuff. You guys know that, but but even on I justra to you just, yeah, you just can't keep the heat up and when you do ribs on the smoker, it's a six hour process. And if that heat drops and goes up, it's just a pain in the ass. But I mean, the ribs are good, but this is a lot of work in the summertime.
00:51:05
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No big deal. Yeah. It's just not that much. Plus, you can enjoy that beer sitting on the porch in the summer. I can sit outside and I can watch the food play. In winter, you're throwing the food on the effing grill and getting your ass inside. In and out. In and out. Yeah.
00:51:18
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For sure. Yeah. It's a bit's a big difference. Our backyard is so frigging muddy right now. Oh. Trash. Yeah. With four dogs in the house. Yep. Yep. ah we We mopped the floor and within, i don't know, an hour and a half, the floor's dog paws all over them again. Hey, newsflash. You don't need four dogs for that problem. One will do.
00:51:39
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Okay. ah multiply that like by four and yeah, just imagine. You got to keep a towel by the door. because You got to clean everybody's feet when they come in and all that fun stuff. Yeah.
00:51:51
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When four them come in at the same time, yeah it's have fun sixty year pauls have have fun trying to get them all corralled and
Conclusion & Joke of the Week
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stopped. no you know no You wait there. you. wouldn no wait no you no no Not hey, you. You pay attention to one of them.
00:52:07
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You get them corralled, but as soon as you start wiping paws off, The other three are like, what the fuck am I standing here for? yeah I'm out of here. I'm not doing this. Yeah, the treat cabinet's over there. I'm i'm walking all over the kitchen. I know where I'm at. You know, so anyway.
00:52:22
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That's hilarious. Yeah, gotcha. Wow. All right, so. Now it it's time for. Uh-oh.
00:52:31
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joke joke joke okay so i do have a joke of the week oh here we go all right tom and you know hey don't screw this up if you perform this well brett kicked out a joke whoa now you can forget that there's no way there's no way so but but in brett's absence we do want to make sure we do preface this with and Pour one out for our homie. In Utah.
00:52:59
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Oh, yeah. What? Okay. In Utah. He never says that. I know. What's Utah got to do with this? confuses me every time, Tom. um oh How is parking a car okay like finding a girlfriend?
00:53:15
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Parking a car like finding a girlfriend. Because no matter how you park. Mm-hmm. You're going to be wrong. Somebody is always yelling at you to get out of the way. Maybe.
00:53:27
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That's not bad. I don't know. That's not bad. No. oh No matter how you drive. That's nothing to do with driving. If you back in, like parallel parking.
00:53:41
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No. That's nothing to do with that. I guess it could. Okay. Okay. Can we hear the joke again? oh yeah last time jeff Jeff likes to hear it one more time.
00:53:52
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In Utah. Yep. Yes. Got it. How is parking a car yep like finding a girlfriend? Finding a girlfriend. How's it? No idea. Let's hit it.
00:54:05
A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts
Do it. If all the good ones are taken, you stick it in the disabled note. Nobody notices.
00:54:18
A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts
Look him. The guy that uses C word is like, has nothing to say. Wow. Who? Me? No, him. Holy shit. Holy shit. Brett, you're safe. and fight I'm hiding my face from the camera right now.
00:54:37
A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts
This might be incriminating. Oh, my God. It's another episode of a song. I need to take a shower. Tom is pretty fucking funny. Brett's invoked a... I hope he enjoys listening back on Brett, hurry back.
00:54:50
A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts
Until next week, I'm Tom. Blake. Stephen Honky. Wow. You survived another episode. Send us an email at at gmail.com for show ideas and input.
00:55:04
A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts
Until next week, she lives.