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Ep. 8 Door Busters

S1 E8 · Lets Play Pretend
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They beat the spiders and made it to Arthur's parents shop what comes next for our teens? Will they make it to the hideout? Listen in and find out! 

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Introduction and Mental Health Awareness

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00:00:06
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If you or someone that you know is suffering from any mental health issues, please reach out.
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It's as simple as picking up your telephone and dialing 988 to reach a suicide prevention hotline.
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Or if you're the kind of person like me that does not like to talk on the phone, text 988.
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There is somebody there 24-7.
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And if you don't want to reach out to a stranger, you have friends and family that are always there for you.
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Please, if you are suffering from any of these, reach out.
00:00:43
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You matter.
00:00:44
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Cody's laughing, so it's good.

Playful Banter and Pregnancy Cravings

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Let's play pretend Let's play pretend
00:01:15
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Hello everybody and welcome back to Let's Play Pretend.
00:01:19
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I am Jordan.
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I am your DM.
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I am your GM.
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I am your keeper, your handler, your host, and the kitty cat says meow.
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Isn't that right, Nick?
00:01:36
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I would say that the cow says moo.
00:01:39
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The cow does indeed say moo.
00:01:41
Speaker
Can you keep the train rolling, Breck?
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It's Ryan, actually, and the pig goes oink.
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Alright, pig says oink.
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Arthur, do you know any animal noises?
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Well, actually, technically the duck goes quack.
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The duck does go, yeah, okay, alright.
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Also, what the funk is happening?
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I don't know.
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I have no idea.
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Samantha, do you have an animal sound that you would like to share with everybody?
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The horse says nay.
00:02:16
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OK, but in reality, this is Melanie and I'm out of pinwheels already.
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What?
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Oh, you just got those like 10 minutes before we started recording.
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There were a pregnancy craving.
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And they're gone.
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And it's gone.
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I guess I really shouldn't be surprised.
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She has defeated those pinwheels.
00:02:46
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She did.
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She 100% did.
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She goes, hey, you need to try one of these because this is what a veggie pizza tastes like.
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And I had one.
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I was like, oh yeah, that's pretty good.
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And now they're fucking gone.
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Golly, I can't wait to try one more.
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Right?
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Nope.
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Oh, right.
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Right.
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I have a pregnant woman in the house.
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I was lucky I got my yakisoba the other day.
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What the hell is that?
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Yeah, that tastes like disgusting.
00:03:12
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It's delicious.
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I love yakisoba.
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It normally is very delicious, but I have been having so many aversions that it's not even funny.
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Well, you have a weird teriyaki beef one, too.
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Yeah, that one still tasted bland as shit today.
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of beef.
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Coincidentally, I literally just picked one of those up today because I had never had one before.

Food Discussions and Episode Recap

00:03:34
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One of the yakisoba?
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Yeah, I got the spicy beef one, I believe.
00:03:39
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Oh, dude, you made a mistake.
00:03:42
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You gotta go to Woodman's.
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You have to get the cheese one.
00:03:49
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Fucking game changer.
00:03:51
Speaker
What?
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Speaker
Like macaroni and cheese ramen?
00:03:54
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Pretty much.
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Gross.
00:03:56
Speaker
I mean, I've seen the cup versions of that, the cheese ramen, but like, if I'm gonna do that, I'll just do Velveeta cups.
00:04:04
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Oh no, dude, Yakisoba's a whole different thing.
00:04:07
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I don't know what Yakisoba is, and at this point I'm too afraid of it.
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It's okay.
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So think about your like ramen.
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Oh, I love it.
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But it comes in like a plastic bowl.
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You fill it up with water.
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You throw it in the microwave for four minutes.
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You add the cheese.
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You mix it up.
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You eat it.
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It's cheesy noodles.
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Speaker
Oh, so we had a bougie ramen.
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Speaker
Is that what you're saying?
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No, it's more of a piece of cheese.
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Yeah.
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Hold on.
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We got to take this to a different level.
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At what point does adding just cheese sauce to ramen noodles make it bougie?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Cheese powder.
00:04:42
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You're not helping your own case?
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Dude, it's fucking delicious.
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I mean, for 89 cents a pack, come on.
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I mean, I'm just... Does anybody else have anything they want to say before we recap?
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Let's play pretend.
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Yeah, pretend.
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Play.
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Let's.
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Okay, so you guys ready for this amazingly long recap that I have planned for you?
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I'm waiting.
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Alright.
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Alright, here we go.
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So, last episode.
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You guys saw some spiders and you walked into some spider webs and then spiders trapped you.
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And then you killed the spiders and you walked into Arthur's family's shop and you got some supplies and you saw Arthur's father in the mirror.
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And that was the whole last episode.
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That's where we're starting now.
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Okay.
00:05:38
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To be fair, I said that the intro should be a little bit shorter, but what the fuck?
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Okay.
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But I just listened to the last episode.
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What did I miss?
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All of the emotional trauma.
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All of the emotional trauma.
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We fucking shot a flamethrower at the spider.
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We did.
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We fucking crushed it with some giant rock.
00:06:01
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All of the highbrot energy and Sam shit in her pants.
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Yeah, Sam definitely canonically shit her pants.
00:06:07
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I don't care what the edit has said.
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The edit has left it in.
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Great.
00:06:13
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Yeah, it has left bits and pieces of it in.
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Bits and pieces.
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Yes.
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It was a good recap.
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I enjoyed that.
00:06:22
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I made a rock weapon.
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before all you did is the kingdom.
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So, so it's funny because, um, Arthur did make this rock weapon out of a baseball bat and his, you know, said rock duct taping it to the bat after already telling Ryan that he can't swing a sledgehammer and has basically made his own sledgehammer.
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Yeah.
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I can't swing a sledgehammer, but I can sling a bat rock.
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No problem.
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Guys, guys,
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Yes.
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I just made a realization.
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What's your realization?

Sam's Birthday and Missing Persons Mystery

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It is Sam's birthday today.
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Speaker
You made her birthday May 21st?
00:07:02
Speaker
Yes, I did.
00:07:05
Speaker
Oh, well.
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Happy birthday, Sam.
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I will try not to kill you today.
00:07:08
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Happy birthday to you.
00:07:15
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Notice the try in that sentence.
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Yeah.
00:07:18
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I guess there's a little peek behind the curtain for everybody, too.
00:07:20
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We're recording this on May 21st.
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So I will leave this in the edit.
00:07:26
Speaker
Do it.
00:07:27
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Fucking do it.
00:07:29
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Do it.
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Let people know.
00:07:32
Speaker
Kind of hard to find a kick in between right now.
00:07:36
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That's true.
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But hey, you know what?
00:07:39
Speaker
You guys are at a place that has Bigfoot jerky.
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And Sasquatch mace.
00:07:50
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Let's not put that on it.
00:07:53
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Yeah, that probably wouldn't be good on a cake.
00:07:56
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I don't think it'd be good, period.
00:07:59
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Exactly.
00:08:00
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We never know.
00:08:02
Speaker
Wait, who knows?
00:08:03
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The Bigfoot might not like sweet things.
00:08:07
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The Sasquatch mace might be sweet just to drive away the Bigfoot.
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We don't know.
00:08:11
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It's cinnamon flavor.
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Gross.
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But cinnamon is spicy.
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So don't get it in your eyes.
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You'll be all right.
00:08:20
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:22
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All right.
00:08:23
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So yes, last episode ended with Arthur looking into a mirror and seeing Frank looking back at him.
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And he called you guys over to take a look.
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And that is where the episode ended.
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So what do y'all want to do?
00:08:38
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I'll swear.
00:08:39
Speaker
Still, uh, we're still looking at the mirror, right?
00:08:45
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So I would have looked at my father.
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Speaker
What do I see?
00:08:49
Speaker
What is it that you're trying to look for?
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Speaker
Just to see like what he's doing or how he looks or what are you trying to do?
00:08:56
Speaker
Does he have like a scar or like any type of damage on his face?
00:09:02
Speaker
Like we attack the smiling bitches or is this a different situation?
00:09:06
Speaker
Nope.
00:09:06
Speaker
He looks just like you've always known your father to look.
00:09:11
Speaker
Brian is going to reach out and knock on the mirror.
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Okay.
00:09:14
Speaker
Does anything happen?
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Speaker
Nothing happens.
00:09:18
Speaker
Is it like bad?
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Speaker
Is it?
00:09:23
Speaker
Is it like he's just like looking in the mirror?
00:09:25
Speaker
Does he have a like sad look on his face?
00:09:28
Speaker
Is he on the phone?
00:09:30
Speaker
Like, does he react to me saying dad?
00:09:33
Speaker
He does not react to you saying dad, but he does look.
00:09:37
Speaker
He is on the phone.
00:09:40
Speaker
He does look like he has lost a couple nights of sleep.
00:09:44
Speaker
Now, you guys are all looking.
00:09:45
Speaker
I want you to give me a search check.
00:09:50
Speaker
I got a 38 on a 40.
00:09:51
Speaker
Okay.
00:09:51
Speaker
I got a 37 on a 42.
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Speaker
I got a 36 out of 20.
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Speaker
Okay.
00:09:52
Speaker
33 out of 20.

Basement Strategy and Creative Solutions

00:10:03
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33 out of 20.
00:10:04
Speaker
Okay.
00:10:05
Speaker
I'm not going to make you guys take off your headsets because this is a minuscule thing that they would just tell you about anyway.
00:10:13
Speaker
But I will say, Ned and Ryan, in the background behind Frank, you see your pictures, all four of your pictures, on almost what looks like missing persons posters.
00:10:31
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Hey, y'all, do you see that?
00:10:33
Speaker
Look behind him, over his shoulder.
00:10:37
Speaker
That's us.
00:10:38
Speaker
You used a really shitty picture for me.
00:10:43
Speaker
Man, we've only been here for a little while.
00:10:47
Speaker
Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:48
Speaker
After everything we've seen, the concept of it being a little longer out there than in here is the dark part that's messing you up?
00:10:58
Speaker
I mean, a whole lot of this is messing me up, but this is something I can stitch together pretty quick.
00:11:03
Speaker
Ryan, give me a history check.
00:11:04
Speaker
Oh boy.
00:11:10
Speaker
That is a 99 on an 11.
00:11:13
Speaker
Oh my God.
00:11:17
Speaker
So you're just not going to, you're just not going to know the little bit of information that I was going to give you just a little bit of fluff, but I will roll me a D4.
00:11:29
Speaker
Two.
00:11:31
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Gain two sanity.
00:11:33
Speaker
not expecting that okay so you guys were just pointing out to everybody else that there are pictures ryan and oh god no no you go right ahead man because i don't see a date on there can you see like how long maybe we've been gone uh maybe and ryan's gonna try to look at it he's also gonna look around the store and see if like maybe he can see out a window if it's like messed up outside or not whoever looks pretty normal
00:12:02
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Like outside the mirror?
00:12:05
Speaker
Like outside the window of the storefront through the mirror?
00:12:11
Speaker
Give me a 50-50.
00:12:11
Speaker
50-50.
00:12:11
Speaker
Nope.
00:12:12
Speaker
96.
00:12:13
Speaker
All right.
00:12:20
Speaker
The mirror is not faced away that you can see a window.
00:12:23
Speaker
Can I see the dates on the wanting posters at all?
00:12:27
Speaker
Or would that be too far away?
00:12:29
Speaker
It'd be too far away.
00:12:31
Speaker
Okay.
00:12:32
Speaker
Arthur, can you move that mirror?
00:12:34
Speaker
Yeah, let me try.
00:12:35
Speaker
Can I try moving the mirror?
00:12:39
Speaker
Yeah, your mirror moves, but the image on the other side of the mirror does not.
00:12:44
Speaker
Damn.
00:12:45
Speaker
Damn, I was really hoping maybe we could get a different angle if you were able to move it.
00:12:49
Speaker
Can we hear what Arthur's dad is saying?
00:12:53
Speaker
Currently, he's not saying anything.
00:12:55
Speaker
It looks like he is on hold because he is... He's looking upset, but you don't see his mouth moving at all or anything.
00:13:03
Speaker
And actually, at that moment, he... I will say you hear the ding of the door open, and he quickly puts his phone away and turns to face a customer.
00:13:14
Speaker
And he walks out of view.
00:13:16
Speaker
How big is the mirror?
00:13:17
Speaker
It's like your average mirror.
00:13:18
Speaker
Like, it's got like...
00:13:22
Speaker
Bigfoot, I think I described it last time as like it has Bigfoot on the outside so like you could take your picture with Bigfoot sort of thing.
00:13:31
Speaker
But it would be where it is stationed in the store.
00:13:36
Speaker
It's more on the far side of the counter, like away from the front door.
00:13:43
Speaker
And it's more facing the back of the store.
00:13:46
Speaker
But to answer your question, how big is the mirror?
00:13:48
Speaker
About waist up.
00:13:50
Speaker
I'm going to guess we're going to try and bring this with us, right?
00:13:53
Speaker
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
00:13:55
Speaker
If it doesn't matter how you move it, the angle stays the same.
00:13:59
Speaker
I feel like we should bring this in a way.
00:14:02
Speaker
Well, if it's this mirror doing this, are other mirrors going to do the same?
00:14:08
Speaker
Is this, uh, is my parents' shop in good condition?
00:14:12
Speaker
Like, uh, compared like the, uh, treehouse was?
00:14:17
Speaker
I, I honestly, I forgot.
00:14:18
Speaker
Yes.
00:14:19
Speaker
Okay, maybe it's only in those areas.
00:14:22
Speaker
You want to try and carry this mirror all the way to the safehouse?
00:14:28
Speaker
No, but like, maybe like a shard of it?
00:14:31
Speaker
That, that could work.
00:14:33
Speaker
Yeah, but how are you only going to get a shard big enough to see through and not just tiny fragments?
00:14:38
Speaker
We gotta break it the right way.
00:14:41
Speaker
We also run the risk of what if we break it and we lose all sight altogether?
00:14:45
Speaker
Well, I can barely hold this rock stick.
00:14:48
Speaker
I don't think I can hold that as well.
00:14:50
Speaker
Probably best off just leaving it here.
00:14:52
Speaker
I mean, it's not going to get messed with.
00:14:55
Speaker
I think that's the right of it.
00:14:57
Speaker
If we find more mirrors like this somewhere else in the world, maybe we can find one that's not in an important place like your dad and your mom's shop.
00:15:05
Speaker
So why don't we just let's leave this here.
00:15:09
Speaker
Sam, you were telling us Ashley feels like she's in some danger.
00:15:12
Speaker
I really feel like we need to hurry up and get out of here.
00:15:14
Speaker
Everybody got everything that they need.
00:15:17
Speaker
I want to take one last look around the shop before we leave.
00:15:20
Speaker
All right, Arthur, what was it that you want to look for?
00:15:24
Speaker
I guess any more like rations.
00:15:27
Speaker
We don't know when we're going to find more fresh food and shit like that.
00:15:31
Speaker
As fresh as Sasquatch brand jerky candy.
00:15:35
Speaker
I don't know how fresh this food is.
00:15:39
Speaker
It's got like your typical stuff.
00:15:41
Speaker
I mean, you can find a couple candy bars.
00:15:43
Speaker
You can find some bags of chips.
00:15:44
Speaker
You can find some bottles of water.
00:15:47
Speaker
I stuff them all in a bag.
00:15:50
Speaker
Okay.
00:15:50
Speaker
Um.
00:15:51
Speaker
I take some of the stuff I'm also in his bag that I'm carrying.
00:15:55
Speaker
Sam already did all that.
00:15:58
Speaker
Yeah, we're taking it all now.
00:16:01
Speaker
All that you can carry.
00:16:02
Speaker
Perfect.
00:16:03
Speaker
And with Arthur being a weak weakling, that's like a bag of chips and half a bottle of water, right?
00:16:08
Speaker
Well, I'll carry what I can carry and then my friends will carry my burden.
00:16:15
Speaker
So it's like that old saying, like, see where there was only one pair of footprints, that was me carrying you because you're a fucking weak bitch, right?
00:16:25
Speaker
I was thinking more like Skyrim for like you have companions and you're sworn carrying my burden.
00:16:31
Speaker
You just load them down with all your shit?
00:16:33
Speaker
Yeah.
00:16:34
Speaker
I mean, we're friends.
00:16:35
Speaker
Don't you want chips and water?
00:16:37
Speaker
Yeah, that's fair.
00:16:39
Speaker
I'm sure that's the way Jesus said it, too.
00:16:42
Speaker
He did in this exact voice.
00:16:45
Speaker
Arthur, give me that big heavy bat that way you can carry all this stuff, man.
00:16:49
Speaker
Okay.
00:16:51
Speaker
Yeah, thanks, man.
00:16:53
Speaker
Careful, it swings like a bitch.
00:16:56
Speaker
No, you swing like a bitch.
00:17:02
Speaker
I mean, Arthur is the one that taped the rock to the side of the bat, so.
00:17:07
Speaker
Yeah.
00:17:10
Speaker
Look, man, you still got my knife.
00:17:13
Speaker
I'll take your
00:17:14
Speaker
goofy heavy bat but uh all right let's just go ahead and leave this mirror here for now we'll find a different one that works like this we'll shatter it we'll see what happens with it but i think we need to get to that movie theater if there's any chance of us finding ashley that's
00:17:28
Speaker
That's our best way out of here, isn't it?
00:17:30
Speaker
Yeah, but how do we get there without attracting any fucking walking water towers or shit like that?
00:17:37
Speaker
That's out there, man.
00:17:39
Speaker
Run.
00:17:40
Speaker
Besides that, how do we know it's actually Ashley there?
00:17:43
Speaker
Because we've already run into apostasers.
00:17:45
Speaker
And I don't know if you guys forgot, but she kind of cosplayed as an owl for a little bit.
00:18:00
Speaker
Oh my god.
00:18:04
Speaker
You're not wrong.
00:18:10
Speaker
I fucking love you, Brick.
00:18:12
Speaker
I'll have you know I've been sitting on that one for a couple episodes now.
00:18:17
Speaker
Oh my god, that's so fucking funny.
00:18:20
Speaker
That caught me so off guard.
00:18:23
Speaker
Be that as it may, we should still build stealthily.
00:18:27
Speaker
What if it is her?
00:18:28
Speaker
I mean, I'm willing to check it out, but we need to be careful about this because I don't know if the giant water tower or the giant spiders told you something, but most things want to kill us.
00:18:38
Speaker
Yeah, now we have saskatch mace.
00:18:41
Speaker
Maybe we'll do better.
00:18:43
Speaker
Yes, and the Grinners were able to literally hold it in place without touching us.
00:18:49
Speaker
So just trying to be cautious.
00:18:51
Speaker
I don't know if it's safer to take to the streets or if it's safer to go into the woods.
00:18:56
Speaker
I don't know if the woods is a good idea.
00:18:58
Speaker
Probably the streets.
00:19:00
Speaker
We can probably lose them in a couple of buildings if we need to run.
00:19:03
Speaker
At this point, you guys are a couple blocks into town now, so you would have to backtrack to get to the woods.
00:19:09
Speaker
I don't know about y'all, but I think we should just beeline straight there.
00:19:13
Speaker
Just power walking.
00:19:15
Speaker
If we see something coming, we try and just run and get there as quick as possible.
00:19:19
Speaker
They said it was a safe place.
00:19:20
Speaker
You got to go on to Lee, you got to see what?
00:19:24
Speaker
I don't know, man.
00:19:25
Speaker
We got to get somewhere.
00:19:27
Speaker
We got to get somewhere and we got to get there quick.
00:19:28
Speaker
Because if that really is her, I don't want her to be in danger.
00:19:31
Speaker
I don't think any of y'all do either.
00:19:33
Speaker
No, if she's really alive, we need to save her.
00:19:35
Speaker
I'm just saying, like, wouldn't be the weirdest thing we saw.
00:19:38
Speaker
Ryan does have a point.
00:19:42
Speaker
Samantha remembered something.
00:19:45
Speaker
Sticks her hand in her pocket and pulls out a ring and shows it to the group.
00:19:50
Speaker
She's like, if it really is Ashley, then she should know what this is.
00:19:55
Speaker
She should be able to tell me that this is her father's wedding ring, right?
00:20:01
Speaker
And that was the other elephant I wasn't going to mention in the room.
00:20:05
Speaker
If it is Ashley, do we still want to trust her?
00:20:10
Speaker
I mean, it's Ashley, right?
00:20:12
Speaker
I mean, I know she dragged us here, but... To be fair, Ryan and Samantha, you don't know whose ring it is.
00:20:21
Speaker
I thought you said it was her dad's.
00:20:23
Speaker
No, I told you that when you picked it up, it was too bloody and scorched to be able to discern any details out of it.
00:20:34
Speaker
Regardless, God, she should be able to tell us who's the ring this was.
00:20:39
Speaker
By the way, this is the first time you've showed Ned or Arthur the ring.
00:20:44
Speaker
Yeah, I know.
00:20:45
Speaker
It's because I just remembered it.
00:20:47
Speaker
That's not a bad idea.
00:20:48
Speaker
It...
00:20:50
Speaker
She obviously did the ritual so she would know where she found the finger and obviously left the ring on it.
00:20:56
Speaker
So, look, we got to get going.
00:20:59
Speaker
If this really is her, I don't want her blood on my hands because we stood here, Dodwin, for too long.
00:21:05
Speaker
That's true.
00:21:07
Speaker
So I'm going to go.
00:21:08
Speaker
Let's get out of here.
00:21:10
Speaker
If we're going, we're all going together.
00:21:12
Speaker
I like that idea.
00:21:13
Speaker
Yeah, I don't think we should split up anytime soon.
00:21:18
Speaker
No, no, I don't want to be alone.
00:21:20
Speaker
I promise you that.
00:21:21
Speaker
Speaking of being alone, did we want to set up that whole password thing that they talked about?
00:21:26
Speaker
It's not a bad idea.
00:21:28
Speaker
I thought it was carrots and hummus.
00:21:29
Speaker
Did we decide on that?
00:21:30
Speaker
I don't know.
00:21:31
Speaker
I mean, for right now, it'll work.
00:21:33
Speaker
So if we need to get to somebody, I'll come up to one of y'all and say, hey, I want carrots.
00:21:40
Speaker
What would be your response?
00:21:41
Speaker
With hummus?
00:21:42
Speaker
Hummus would sound nice.
00:21:44
Speaker
There you go.
00:21:45
Speaker
What are you, a fucking rabbit?
00:21:48
Speaker
Sorry.
00:21:50
Speaker
Chester, get the fuck out of here.
00:21:51
Speaker
You're not allowed in this podcast.
00:21:56
Speaker
Don't make me get a hold of Aaron when they get back from France.
00:21:58
Speaker
I'll make sure he records a segment for this.
00:22:02
Speaker
Hi, Ari.
00:22:03
Speaker
Chester.
00:22:03
Speaker
Hi, Ari.
00:22:06
Speaker
And she, uh, she woke up from her nap and now she is laying and trying to knock over the yittier night.
00:22:12
Speaker
Of course she is.
00:22:13
Speaker
I love that cat so much.
00:22:15
Speaker
All right, so we're gonna take off and we're just gonna beeline towards the movie theater right quickest route from here.
00:22:23
Speaker
Hang on, before you leave, you know how I'm a very generous god.
00:22:28
Speaker
You are?

Exploring a Suspicious Theater

00:22:31
Speaker
Bitch, you have said I am a generous god how many times during this fucking podcast, Matt?
00:22:41
Speaker
Fine, I won't give you the freebie I was going to give you guys.
00:22:47
Speaker
Go on your way.
00:22:48
Speaker
I didn't piss you off.
00:22:49
Speaker
Do I get the freebie?
00:22:52
Speaker
I see you raising your hand, Arthur.
00:22:54
Speaker
Put that fucking hand down.
00:22:55
Speaker
I don't know how.
00:22:57
Speaker
Gift shops.
00:22:58
Speaker
They have a lot of cool knickknacks and cool kind of stuff, right?
00:23:00
Speaker
Yeah.
00:23:01
Speaker
Yeah.
00:23:02
Speaker
You know what gift shops usually have?
00:23:04
Speaker
What?
00:23:05
Speaker
I was going to say pocket knives with people's names engraved on them.
00:23:07
Speaker
Okay, well, Sam then grabs a knife with her name on it.
00:23:12
Speaker
Oh, we could get so many pocket knives.
00:23:14
Speaker
Yes, you can all add a pocket knife to your inventory.
00:23:17
Speaker
Yes.
00:23:18
Speaker
Arthur, give me my grandpa's knife back.
00:23:19
Speaker
But then I can duel with you.
00:23:22
Speaker
Then grab two of them.
00:23:22
Speaker
I don't care if it's got your name on it.
00:23:24
Speaker
Give me my grandpa's knife back.
00:23:26
Speaker
All right.
00:23:27
Speaker
Thank you.
00:23:28
Speaker
Arthur, you are only able to find the name Artie.
00:23:32
Speaker
I take it begrudgingly.
00:23:33
Speaker
I'm just kidding.
00:23:34
Speaker
You can find Arthur.
00:23:35
Speaker
I take both Artie and Arthur.
00:23:37
Speaker
Our weapons, we need to move.
00:23:43
Speaker
Sam's right.
00:23:44
Speaker
Let's get out of here.
00:23:44
Speaker
All right, let's move.
00:23:46
Speaker
Who's taking charge?
00:23:47
Speaker
That would be me.
00:23:48
Speaker
I know where I'm going.
00:23:50
Speaker
That it.
00:23:51
Speaker
Yeah, by the way, how's that map coming along, Ryan?
00:23:55
Speaker
Great.
00:23:56
Speaker
Better than the one you made.
00:24:00
Speaker
Two episodes in a row I get burned on the map.
00:24:03
Speaker
Well, hopefully the map shows up someday.
00:24:06
Speaker
Yeah, you know, episode 80, 90, you'll have a map.
00:24:09
Speaker
That'll be fine.
00:24:10
Speaker
Excellent.
00:24:11
Speaker
I don't want to call me a liar on episode 90.
00:24:14
Speaker
Go ahead.
00:24:15
Speaker
Oh, no, you go right ahead.
00:24:15
Speaker
You had a bit.
00:24:16
Speaker
I had something serious.
00:24:17
Speaker
I like your bits better than that.
00:24:19
Speaker
I was going to say, we'll make sure to bury the map with your body.
00:24:23
Speaker
On his tombstone, all he wanted was a map.
00:24:26
Speaker
Loving brother, son, father, and map wanter.
00:24:35
Speaker
Oy vey.
00:24:36
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, Dora has always taught you that if you need the map, you just say map three times.
00:24:42
Speaker
Don't get the map left.
00:24:46
Speaker
Copyright, copyright.
00:24:47
Speaker
No.
00:24:47
Speaker
No, you don't.
00:24:49
Speaker
That's why I stopped.
00:24:51
Speaker
No.
00:24:52
Speaker
Sorry to tell you, Matt, Dora fucking lied.
00:24:57
Speaker
I got some phone calls to me.
00:24:58
Speaker
Sanity.
00:24:58
Speaker
Sanity.
00:25:03
Speaker
All right, let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:25:07
Speaker
I'm waiting on you guys to move.
00:25:09
Speaker
Well, let's all go to the lobby.
00:25:16
Speaker
That's what Ryan was thinking when he walked face first into a spider web.
00:25:19
Speaker
It was.
00:25:20
Speaker
As we go, Ryan is going to take point and keep his spear out in front of him specifically to not walk into another spider web.
00:25:26
Speaker
That's probably smart.
00:25:27
Speaker
Who's watching Ryan six?
00:25:30
Speaker
Y'all I'll stay in the back.
00:25:31
Speaker
Just Sam, go ahead and just like Sam will follow after Ryan.
00:25:35
Speaker
Yeah, there we go.
00:25:37
Speaker
I'll watch behind us.
00:25:38
Speaker
But if anybody sees anything, just say run.
00:25:41
Speaker
We got to book it.
00:25:41
Speaker
We got to try and get there and
00:25:43
Speaker
I don't really think that we can take another fight today.
00:25:46
Speaker
Do we still have the fave thrower?
00:25:47
Speaker
Yeah, but I'd rather not use it all up in, you know, two hours.
00:25:52
Speaker
Fair enough.
00:25:52
Speaker
Um, actually, give me a minute.
00:25:56
Speaker
Because you guys were actually in the gift shop for a while searching around and just kind of getting your bearings.
00:26:04
Speaker
Everyone roll a d6.
00:26:04
Speaker
You didn't tell us we needed two sixes.
00:26:07
Speaker
Right.
00:26:07
Speaker
You're a monster.
00:26:12
Speaker
I pulled all of my dice out.
00:26:14
Speaker
I was going to say, you just bring the heart fucking D&D set.
00:26:17
Speaker
I did.
00:26:18
Speaker
I did.
00:26:19
Speaker
I rolled a four.
00:26:20
Speaker
Two.
00:26:21
Speaker
Two.
00:26:21
Speaker
Sorry, I skipped the order already.
00:26:23
Speaker
I rolled a thousand.
00:26:24
Speaker
Perfect.
00:26:27
Speaker
I rolled a three.
00:26:30
Speaker
So whatever you guys rolled, you can gain that much health back.
00:26:34
Speaker
You basically took like a long rest.
00:26:36
Speaker
I am back to full.
00:26:38
Speaker
If I didn't take any fucking damage...
00:26:43
Speaker
Can I get sanity back?
00:26:45
Speaker
No.
00:26:48
Speaker
Roll me a 50-50.
00:26:49
Speaker
I thought you were going to ask for like temp HP.
00:26:52
Speaker
No.
00:26:53
Speaker
Can we all roll this 50-50 check?
00:26:56
Speaker
53.
00:26:56
Speaker
Then no, you cannot.
00:27:01
Speaker
That's odd.
00:27:02
Speaker
And no, because you had taken damage.
00:27:05
Speaker
Actually, the only damage I took is when I fell out of the treehouse.
00:27:10
Speaker
And that was still damage.
00:27:11
Speaker
Yeah.
00:27:12
Speaker
Ow.
00:27:14
Speaker
All right, let's go.
00:27:15
Speaker
I'll watch our six.
00:27:16
Speaker
I'll keep an eye out while we walk.
00:27:18
Speaker
Clop, clop, clop, clop.
00:27:20
Speaker
Of all the words you could use, you go with clop.
00:27:27
Speaker
It's about the third or fourth time I've done it, too.
00:27:29
Speaker
And this is the only time I am well aware because I have the thought every time you do it.
00:27:33
Speaker
Okay, we're walking.
00:27:35
Speaker
Yeah, we're waiting for you to describe it now, God.
00:27:37
Speaker
Yeah, I know.
00:27:38
Speaker
I was yawning.
00:27:40
Speaker
I didn't want to, you know, yawn in the mic, trying to have good mic etiquette, Samantha.
00:27:46
Speaker
Well, Samantha's getting impatient, God.
00:27:48
Speaker
Samantha, a thunderstorm comes in and lightning strikes you.
00:27:53
Speaker
I want you to take 10d10 damage.
00:27:56
Speaker
No!
00:27:58
Speaker
I'm dead!
00:28:00
Speaker
Even if it took a million amount of damage, it would still be like that one else.
00:28:05
Speaker
Yeah, if you rolled fucking ones for all of it.
00:28:08
Speaker
Okay, so you guys are walking through the city.
00:28:11
Speaker
Things are seeming kind of uneventful right now.
00:28:14
Speaker
You left Cryptid Crafts and you're making your way to the movie theater, which luckily does have a way around the outskirts, so that way you don't have to go into the nest that Lance and Charlotte told you guys about.
00:28:31
Speaker
And you're making your way along...
00:28:35
Speaker
just fine surprisingly enough there's there's nothing nothing happening the walk is actually quite peaceful no more spiders no more webs no more no more nothing i said we capitalize on this and fucking keep walking do we make it to the movie theater then i was saying does the city look aged like everything else yes yep city looks aged okay
00:28:59
Speaker
You got, think about a zombie apocalypse.
00:29:02
Speaker
Like you got windows smashed out.
00:29:04
Speaker
You got cars on fire.
00:29:05
Speaker
Everything looks a hundred years old.
00:29:09
Speaker
Yeah.
00:29:10
Speaker
The city looks like shit.
00:29:12
Speaker
Uh, God, Ned is going to be taking some of them, their gift cards he's got.
00:29:17
Speaker
And while we're walking, I'm going to be dragging them across the sides of the buildings and whatnot to try and sharpen the edge of them.
00:29:25
Speaker
You trying to make ninja stars?
00:29:27
Speaker
No, I'm just, I'm trying to just sharpen the edge of them.
00:29:30
Speaker
I mean, it's not much, but fuck, I'm afraid.
00:29:34
Speaker
Well, no shit, Sherlock.
00:29:36
Speaker
Right, so I'll take whatever I can get.
00:29:38
Speaker
Just because I got a couple knives, I'd like to keep them and I could, you know, whip these around or something like that.
00:29:43
Speaker
Roll me a d10.
00:29:46
Speaker
I do have one of them out.
00:29:48
Speaker
I would hope so.
00:29:49
Speaker
I got a five.
00:29:50
Speaker
That is how many gift cards you have.
00:29:51
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just gonna kind of like drag them across the
00:29:55
Speaker
sides of the buildings and whatnot, whatever I can to try and put some sort of jagged or sharp edge on these cards.
00:30:04
Speaker
Give me a luck check five times in a row.
00:30:07
Speaker
24, 68, 33, one,
00:30:25
Speaker
And 87.
00:30:26
Speaker
And what's your luck?
00:30:27
Speaker
My luck is... Wrong tab.
00:30:31
Speaker
God bless me.
00:30:32
Speaker
85.
00:30:32
Speaker
Okay, so two of them sharpen perfectly.
00:30:39
Speaker
Like, you feel like fucking Gambit from X-Men when, like, you could throw those with such accuracy.
00:30:47
Speaker
Two of them are a little...
00:30:51
Speaker
A little rough around the edges and one of them as you're trying to sharpen it snaps.
00:30:59
Speaker
Sounds good to me.
00:31:01
Speaker
Thank you, benevolence.
00:31:03
Speaker
Oh, you're welcome.
00:31:06
Speaker
To answer your question, Matt, and your question, Melanie, yes, you guys are able to make it to the movie theater with no problems.
00:31:15
Speaker
How does the movie theater look?
00:31:17
Speaker
Like old or new?
00:31:20
Speaker
The outside of it looks decrepit.
00:31:22
Speaker
You guys are not inside yet.
00:31:24
Speaker
Okay.
00:31:25
Speaker
What do you guys think?
00:31:26
Speaker
Front door?
00:31:27
Speaker
Back?
00:31:29
Speaker
Sam, you got the key.
00:31:31
Speaker
Let's go try it and see if we can't get in there.
00:31:34
Speaker
Uh, yeah, Sam takes the key off her underneck and goes to try the front door.
00:31:41
Speaker
Okay, the key slides right into the lock and you're able to unlock it.
00:31:45
Speaker
Sweet.
00:31:45
Speaker
She opens the door and holds it open and kind of motions for them to quickly get inside.
00:31:51
Speaker
Everybody roll me a sanity check as you walk in and the inside of the building looks fine.
00:32:05
Speaker
32 out of 68.
00:32:06
Speaker
Oh, fuck.
00:32:06
Speaker
65.
00:32:06
Speaker
Oh, fuck.
00:32:07
Speaker
I will look up this list every fucking time.
00:32:15
Speaker
66 on a 65.
00:32:15
Speaker
Oh, no.
00:32:15
Speaker
65 on a 47.
00:32:15
Speaker
45 out of 69.
00:32:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:32:16
Speaker
Ned and Samantha take nothing.
00:32:33
Speaker
Arthur and Ryan take one.
00:32:35
Speaker
Even on a crit fail, it was only a zero one.
00:32:38
Speaker
So you guys are getting a little bit used to this whole some things are shitty, some things aren't.
00:32:44
Speaker
So outside of the building looked like ancient and the inside looks like it's always been.
00:32:50
Speaker
That's the only reason I called for sanity is because this one building has both.
00:32:54
Speaker
Man, this is getting weird, guys.
00:32:55
Speaker
This is getting real weird.
00:32:57
Speaker
Again, it's just now getting weird.
00:32:59
Speaker
Come on.
00:33:00
Speaker
It keeps getting weirder.
00:33:02
Speaker
Honestly, this is the least weird thing we've come across.
00:33:05
Speaker
Is everyone inside?
00:33:07
Speaker
Yes.
00:33:07
Speaker
Well, I mean, assuming everybody followed you.
00:33:10
Speaker
Yeah.
00:33:10
Speaker
I went in.
00:33:11
Speaker
Yeah.
00:33:12
Speaker
All right.
00:33:12
Speaker
So after they all get inside, Sam closes the door quickly and relocks it and puts the key back around her neck.
00:33:19
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:20
Speaker
So as you guys walk in, you walk into the box office area where you would buy your tickets.
00:33:27
Speaker
And right behind there is the concession area.
00:33:31
Speaker
And you guys, the craziest thing happens.
00:33:35
Speaker
And I swear it's the best thing that's happened since you guys found yourself in this crazy world.
00:33:40
Speaker
You hear the popcorn popping and you can smell the fresh popcorn being made.
00:33:49
Speaker
That's suspicious.
00:33:51
Speaker
Oh, man.
00:33:53
Speaker
Are there people inside?
00:33:54
Speaker
So what?
00:33:56
Speaker
Someone said, oh, man, someone said something else.
00:33:58
Speaker
What now?
00:33:59
Speaker
That shit gets stuck in my retainer, but it smells so good.
00:34:02
Speaker
No, guys, that's suspicious.
00:34:06
Speaker
Very.
00:34:07
Speaker
Yeah, you're not wrong, but I ain't gonna lie, man.
00:34:10
Speaker
I ain't got popcorn on the brain.
00:34:11
Speaker
I got Ashley on the brain, and she said she was somewhere in here, and even a mimic, I don't see how they would have her phone, like, her phone and our phone numbers and know to text us.
00:34:23
Speaker
So...
00:34:25
Speaker
Sam, do you have any idea?
00:34:26
Speaker
Did she say anything about where she was in this here building?
00:34:31
Speaker
Sam is not paying attention and she's trying to get a hold of Ashley by sending her a message saying, hey, we finally made it to the movie theater.
00:34:41
Speaker
Where are you?
00:34:42
Speaker
Why don't you just call her?
00:34:45
Speaker
I've tried calling her multiple times and it just goes straight to voicemail.
00:34:51
Speaker
Does it not ring?
00:34:53
Speaker
No, straight to voicemail.
00:34:55
Speaker
I want to look around.
00:34:56
Speaker
I just want to see if I can find another mirror like in my parents establishment.
00:35:02
Speaker
I will say you do not see another mirror.
00:35:05
Speaker
Ryan is going to walk up to the like box office thing and just bang the bottom of his spear on like the counter or something and then just wait and see if anything happens.
00:35:12
Speaker
If anything reacts.
00:35:14
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:15
Speaker
So you tried to send a text to Ashley.
00:35:19
Speaker
What did it say?
00:35:20
Speaker
It said we're here.
00:35:22
Speaker
Where are you?
00:35:23
Speaker
I believe.
00:35:23
Speaker
Yeah.
00:35:25
Speaker
Yep.
00:35:25
Speaker
Takes a minute, but the text does go through.
00:35:28
Speaker
Do you want this to be a closed scene?
00:35:30
Speaker
Or are you kind of doing this in front of everybody?
00:35:33
Speaker
I'm doing it in front of everyone.
00:35:35
Speaker
Okay, perfect.
00:35:36
Speaker
You get a text back saying that she's still in the storeroom in the basement.

Urgency and Chaotic Escape Attempt

00:35:40
Speaker
And that whatever is in here is getting closer.
00:35:44
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:44
Speaker
Sam just texts back, we are on our way...
00:35:48
Speaker
And then she looks to everybody else and goes, she's in the basement.
00:35:51
Speaker
We need to get down there now.
00:35:52
Speaker
She said there's something down there with her and it's getting closer to her.
00:35:56
Speaker
Melanie, give me a history check.
00:36:00
Speaker
Fuck.
00:36:02
Speaker
Actually, you know what?
00:36:03
Speaker
Was that sound to her?
00:36:06
Speaker
The new sound effects?
00:36:07
Speaker
That was not me.
00:36:08
Speaker
I want that, though.
00:36:10
Speaker
All of you can give me a history check.
00:36:13
Speaker
Whistling through my lip and teeth.
00:36:15
Speaker
Oh my god.
00:36:22
Speaker
36 on a 40.
00:36:22
Speaker
Oh no.
00:36:22
Speaker
Oh no.
00:36:22
Speaker
Wait your turn.
00:36:24
Speaker
I got an 11 on an 11.
00:36:26
Speaker
Nice.
00:36:27
Speaker
I will never do that again.
00:36:29
Speaker
I got an 83 on a 40.
00:36:31
Speaker
I got a crit fail.
00:36:51
Speaker
What'd you get?
00:36:51
Speaker
100?
00:36:51
Speaker
Yeah.
00:36:51
Speaker
Oof.
00:36:56
Speaker
Be happy that you wasted your crit fail on a relatively non-important roll.
00:37:04
Speaker
Because that was basically just saying you and Arthur are both like, yeah, let's go for the basement.
00:37:10
Speaker
While Ned and Ryan are both like, wait, this place has a fucking basement?
00:37:16
Speaker
We've never seen a basement to this place before.
00:37:19
Speaker
Uh, hey guys.
00:37:21
Speaker
What basement?
00:37:23
Speaker
The basement she's in.
00:37:26
Speaker
This place ain't got a basement, man.
00:37:28
Speaker
What?
00:37:29
Speaker
Everybody's got a basement.
00:37:31
Speaker
What is this, Texas?
00:37:33
Speaker
I didn't say it didn't have a basement.
00:37:36
Speaker
I said you guys have never seen a basement.
00:37:39
Speaker
You've never seen a way to the basement.
00:37:41
Speaker
Not that it didn't have one.
00:37:44
Speaker
Sam pulls up the picture on her phone and just shows it to them.
00:37:48
Speaker
She showed me.
00:37:50
Speaker
It looks like a basement.
00:37:51
Speaker
She says she's in the basement.
00:37:53
Speaker
There's something down there.
00:37:54
Speaker
We need to go.
00:37:55
Speaker
Okay, that's great.
00:37:57
Speaker
But if we don't know where to get down to the basement, we can't split up.
00:38:03
Speaker
That's the last thing we want to do.
00:38:05
Speaker
I'm sure there's a stairwell somewhere.
00:38:08
Speaker
I mean, either way, it seems like we probably got a wholesome ass with this.
00:38:12
Speaker
Look, let's just do the good old maze trick.
00:38:15
Speaker
Stay on the wall.
00:38:16
Speaker
Keep your left hand next to the wall.
00:38:18
Speaker
Follow that until we find a doorway or something until we find a way to get wherever the hell she might be.
00:38:25
Speaker
But we got to go.
00:38:29
Speaker
Can we try that trick after going into the employee-only area?
00:38:32
Speaker
Because that's probably going to be a little bit closer than going through the whole theater.
00:38:35
Speaker
Man, that's why I like you.
00:38:37
Speaker
You got them smart brains.
00:38:38
Speaker
Something like that.
00:38:43
Speaker
Hey, you got me beat, man.
00:38:46
Speaker
You got them smart brains.
00:38:50
Speaker
Samantha takes charge and heads for the employee-only area.
00:38:54
Speaker
I follow her.
00:38:55
Speaker
All right, let's go.
00:38:56
Speaker
You guys walk across the lobby, which again, you know, smells like fresh popcorn.
00:39:03
Speaker
Dude, get your siren song out of here.
00:39:06
Speaker
Dude, I fucking love popcorn.
00:39:09
Speaker
It sounds so good.
00:39:11
Speaker
I'm legitimately sad.
00:39:13
Speaker
I was trying to get popcorn today and I went to go to the box.
00:39:17
Speaker
I was out of popcorn.
00:39:18
Speaker
So you guys make your way across the lobby and get to the door and the door is locked.
00:39:24
Speaker
Samantha just starts hitting it like the doorknob with her tire iron.
00:39:29
Speaker
I kick it.
00:39:31
Speaker
We could always try the key we have.
00:39:33
Speaker
That's what I was thinking.
00:39:34
Speaker
Let's stop getting ferro, guys.
00:39:37
Speaker
Holy shit.
00:39:39
Speaker
Sam, you keep hitting that.
00:39:40
Speaker
I'm going to kick it.
00:39:41
Speaker
You're going to knock the lock loose.
00:39:43
Speaker
All right, ready?
00:39:43
Speaker
Here we go.
00:39:47
Speaker
Brack, curl me a d4.
00:39:49
Speaker
Why are the crazy people the smart one here?
00:39:52
Speaker
I don't know.
00:39:55
Speaker
That's a two.
00:39:57
Speaker
Gain two sanity back, please.
00:40:02
Speaker
I am legitimately over here rubbing my temples.
00:40:05
Speaker
So can I kick the door?
00:40:08
Speaker
I'll try to stop him.
00:40:10
Speaker
I kick the door.
00:40:12
Speaker
Oh my god.
00:40:17
Speaker
Shoot, I'm fucking kingy.
00:40:22
Speaker
Roll me unarmed.
00:40:24
Speaker
Rolling you unarmed.
00:40:25
Speaker
27 out of 50.
00:40:32
Speaker
Roll me damage.
00:40:35
Speaker
How much damage do I deal with a kick?
00:40:39
Speaker
Oh man.
00:40:40
Speaker
What is unarmed?
00:40:41
Speaker
This is gonna be an editing nightmare.
00:40:48
Speaker
You did this.
00:40:50
Speaker
Just know.
00:40:51
Speaker
You fucking did this.
00:40:53
Speaker
We literally are responsible.
00:40:55
Speaker
What else to die?
00:40:57
Speaker
I did so.
00:41:02
Speaker
So you said D4?
00:41:03
Speaker
Yeah, just make it a D4 because I don't feel like scrolling until I find it.
00:41:09
Speaker
Jordan, that's a four.
00:41:12
Speaker
Or sorry, keeper, handler, host, ghost, boss, pelt.
00:41:17
Speaker
Cat goes meow.
00:41:21
Speaker
Cow goes moo.
00:41:24
Speaker
Yeah, so you do four damage to the door, not enough to kick it open.
00:41:30
Speaker
Ryan, you want to give it a kick?
00:41:33
Speaker
I'd rather use a key.
00:41:38
Speaker
Sam whacked the thing with a tire iron.
00:41:39
Speaker
I don't know if that's going to work.
00:41:42
Speaker
God damn it.
00:41:42
Speaker
Can I send him a key from Sam and use it?
00:41:46
Speaker
You know what?
00:41:47
Speaker
You're right.
00:41:47
Speaker
Sam did hit it with the tire iron.
00:41:50
Speaker
Sam, I also want you to roll me melee weapons.
00:41:55
Speaker
Which is?
00:41:57
Speaker
Melee weapons.
00:41:59
Speaker
No, wait.
00:41:59
Speaker
Oh, and that's the D10s.
00:42:03
Speaker
The D100, yeah.
00:42:05
Speaker
I'm dying over here.
00:42:06
Speaker
Hold on.
00:42:08
Speaker
That is a 24 out of 29.
00:42:11
Speaker
Roll damage.
00:42:13
Speaker
Hold on.
00:42:13
Speaker
Our god is so upset.
00:42:16
Speaker
It's a door, guys.
00:42:17
Speaker
I think he's more just disappointed.
00:42:18
Speaker
It's a door.
00:42:19
Speaker
It's...
00:42:22
Speaker
This is the D&D scenario up, down, left and right.
00:42:25
Speaker
Yeah, I said it was a door.
00:42:27
Speaker
It's a door.
00:42:28
Speaker
We have a fucking kitchen.
00:42:30
Speaker
We don't know that it works.
00:42:33
Speaker
Your tire iron does your tire iron does a D8.
00:42:36
Speaker
Oh, well, now I'm going to find a D8.
00:42:42
Speaker
Is this a D8?
00:42:44
Speaker
This is a D8.
00:42:46
Speaker
This is why you love it, Jordan.
00:42:48
Speaker
Yes.
00:42:49
Speaker
Yes.
00:42:52
Speaker
Yes.
00:42:53
Speaker
Do I break the handle?
00:42:54
Speaker
Uh-huh.
00:42:56
Speaker
Do I break it off?
00:42:58
Speaker
Does the door swing open?
00:43:01
Speaker
Yes!
00:43:03
Speaker
Uh-huh.
00:43:08
Speaker
Sam just pushes the door open and looks at Ryan like, I don't need no fucking key.
00:43:15
Speaker
I got your key right here.
00:43:19
Speaker
Ryan looks at you, looks at the door and just holds up a hand for a high five without looking for you at you.
00:43:26
Speaker
She gives him a high five.
00:43:30
Speaker
For future reference, yes, that key was going to work on that door.
00:43:33
Speaker
Nice.
00:43:35
Speaker
So now we have a useless key and a hallway with no door.
00:43:45
Speaker
It's got a Doc Martin footprint and no handle.
00:43:49
Speaker
I feel accomplished.
00:43:52
Speaker
I'm glad you do.
00:43:54
Speaker
I high-five Sam.
00:43:56
Speaker
I high-five him right back.
00:43:58
Speaker
You guys are changing.
00:44:00
Speaker
It's a fucking moron.
00:44:04
Speaker
Well, to be fair, I didn't change at all.
00:44:14
Speaker
Jordan, give us a click for a laugh break.
00:44:19
Speaker
Please, because I gotta pee so bad.
00:44:21
Speaker
Oh my god.
00:44:31
Speaker
Hello everybody, Jenkins here, your number one cheeseball aficionado, here to remind you that you can use the hashtag LPPpod to get a hold of us.
00:44:42
Speaker
Well, get a hold of me, I'll be the only one searching it.
00:44:45
Speaker
Either way, perhaps depending on what you say, I may shout it out in the next episodes mid-roll, or a couple episodes down the way whenever I feel like getting to it.
00:44:54
Speaker
Either way, I think our teens have caught their breath.
00:44:57
Speaker
I'll see you in two weeks.
00:45:03
Speaker
Okay, so as you swing down with the tire iron and give Ryan a high five, you feel the cold metal of the key uselessly.
00:45:15
Speaker
And Ned.
00:45:17
Speaker
You feel the cold metal of the key just uselessly sitting against you at this point.
00:45:29
Speaker
And you guys go into the employee only area in the back room.
00:45:32
Speaker
All right, y'all, let's see if we can't find some sort of way down.
00:45:37
Speaker
There's gotta be something down below.
00:45:41
Speaker
I am so defeated at this point.
00:45:44
Speaker
Is there another door around here that maybe these psychopaths aren't break down?
00:45:50
Speaker
Yeah, I'm gonna start looking for some sort of exit or entry hatch somewhere.
00:45:57
Speaker
Something that goes down.
00:46:00
Speaker
So as you guys walk into the back room, you see that there is another door that is unlocked.
00:46:06
Speaker
It's open.
00:46:09
Speaker
How do we know that?
00:46:10
Speaker
We can't be sure.
00:46:11
Speaker
You might as well attack it.
00:46:13
Speaker
That leads you behind the concession area.
00:46:17
Speaker
Like, it's the area that would go out in, like, behind the counter.
00:46:21
Speaker
And then you see another, what would be hallway further behind that.
00:46:26
Speaker
Like, so they're like parallel hallways almost.
00:46:29
Speaker
Like, the behind the counter is one hallway and then...
00:46:32
Speaker
On the other side of the wall is another hall where they keep all of the storage that they need for that night, not the excess for what they would need later.
00:46:40
Speaker
And you guys do see another door that looks like it would lead downstairs.
00:46:48
Speaker
With what looks like... Well, you haven't gotten to it yet, have ya?
00:46:53
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:54
Speaker
But next to that door, you see what looks like a dumb waiter.
00:46:58
Speaker
Like the up and down sort of mechanism?
00:47:01
Speaker
Yes.
00:47:02
Speaker
Or a really dumb waiter.
00:47:05
Speaker
It's a movie theater.
00:47:06
Speaker
This ain't one of them fancy ones where they bring you beer and steaks and shit.
00:47:10
Speaker
Sorry, sir.
00:47:11
Speaker
I'm kind of stupid.
00:47:16
Speaker
That's kind of dumb waiter I was making that joke.
00:47:20
Speaker
Oh my.
00:47:20
Speaker
All right, Jenkins.
00:47:22
Speaker
No, it's like the up and down mechanism.
00:47:25
Speaker
Okay.
00:47:28
Speaker
So basically they would put stuff from the downstairs storage into it to go up to where they need it to be ready for the mail.
00:47:36
Speaker
You said there was a door that leads downstairs as well?
00:47:41
Speaker
Yes.
00:47:42
Speaker
Sam goes to try the door.
00:47:44
Speaker
I'm almost afraid to say this, but roll me a 50-50.
00:47:50
Speaker
What do I do that with?
00:47:52
Speaker
D100.
00:47:53
Speaker
Ned begins shaking his foot.
00:48:00
Speaker
It's a 56.
00:48:03
Speaker
59.
00:48:06
Speaker
As they go towards the door, Ryan turns around and starts looking for a fire extinguisher.
00:48:14
Speaker
You're basically in the kitchen area of the concession.
00:48:17
Speaker
So yeah, you find one pretty readily available.
00:48:19
Speaker
How big is it?
00:48:20
Speaker
Is it like a full sized one or like one of the small ones?
00:48:24
Speaker
Like one of the small ones.
00:48:25
Speaker
All right.
00:48:26
Speaker
Ryan grabs that stuff set in his duffel bag.
00:48:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:48:31
Speaker
And then turns around to see if they're done with the door.
00:48:34
Speaker
Samantha, key works.
00:48:36
Speaker
Okay, so she turns the key and pushes the door open.
00:48:41
Speaker
I wonder if that would have worked for the other door, too.
00:48:45
Speaker
I'm not talking to you.
00:48:49
Speaker
I wasn't talking to you.
00:48:50
Speaker
I was saying it to everybody.
00:48:52
Speaker
Ryan just starts down the stairs.
00:48:54
Speaker
Yeah, likewise.
00:48:56
Speaker
Yeah, same.
00:48:58
Speaker
As you guys make it about halfway down the stairs, you realize there are no lights on down here.
00:49:04
Speaker
Well, I do remember that didn't somebody grab a couple of them like novelty flashlights from the shop?
00:49:11
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
00:49:11
Speaker
Arthur's.
00:49:13
Speaker
I think we all did.
00:49:14
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:15
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:15
Speaker
You all have a flashlight.
00:49:17
Speaker
All right.
00:49:19
Speaker
Light them up.
00:49:22
Speaker
Click.
00:49:24
Speaker
Click.
00:49:25
Speaker
Click.
00:49:28
Speaker
I see you got one of the ones with bad batteries.
00:49:31
Speaker
I'm sorry.
00:49:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:36
Speaker
Oh, that one's been sitting there for a while.
00:49:37
Speaker
Here, I grab an extra one.
00:49:39
Speaker
Here, have this one.
00:49:40
Speaker
This is Donna.
00:49:42
Speaker
Click.
00:49:43
Speaker
The flashlights didn't have fucking names on them.
00:49:50
Speaker
So you guys turn on your flashlights and head the rest of the way down the stairs and you find yourselves in the basement.
00:50:00
Speaker
And it is dark down here.
00:50:03
Speaker
Sam just starts calling out Ashley's name.
00:50:06
Speaker
Uh, I'm gonna try and cover her mouth.
00:50:09
Speaker
Okay?
00:50:09
Speaker
Ryan just... Ryan just talks normally, you guys already kicked in a door.
00:50:14
Speaker
They know we're here.
00:50:15
Speaker
There's no hiding.
00:50:17
Speaker
I was just gonna stare into the darkness.
00:50:20
Speaker
Hopefully nothing terrifying comes out from us alerting them about our position, essentially.
00:50:27
Speaker
To be fair, you kicked in a door on the first floor.
00:50:30
Speaker
Um...
00:50:31
Speaker
Ned, roll me dex to see if you can cover her mouth before she's able to shout.
00:50:36
Speaker
Or bite you.
00:50:38
Speaker
I'll take the bite.
00:50:40
Speaker
On a dex, I got a 34 on a 65.
00:50:44
Speaker
Okay, you are able to cover her mouth, and as you do that, as you hear her muffled, like, I want everyone to roll me an alertness check.
00:51:05
Speaker
I dropped a dice one second.
00:51:07
Speaker
I got a 60 on a 26.
00:51:11
Speaker
Fuck, man.
00:51:11
Speaker
I've been doing that.
00:51:14
Speaker
It's a 54 on a 65.
00:51:17
Speaker
I got an 84 on a 31.
00:51:21
Speaker
I got a 26 out of 68.
00:51:24
Speaker
Okay, so Ned and Arthur did not hear this.
00:51:29
Speaker
You know what?
00:51:30
Speaker
Ned and Arthur, take off your headphones.
00:51:32
Speaker
Okay.
00:51:34
Speaker
Da-da-da!
00:51:41
Speaker
So as Ned covers your mouth, Samantha, you and Ryan are able to hear off in the distance what sounds like footsteps.
00:51:54
Speaker
And just like Ashley's text said to you, the footsteps almost sound impossible.
00:52:06
Speaker
Because the thing that is making these footsteps would have to be upwards of a thousand pounds in order to make these footsteps as loud and as heavy as they are sounding.
00:52:23
Speaker
Can you tell?
00:52:25
Speaker
Go ahead.
00:52:25
Speaker
I was just going to say, you can tell they're off a ways and it's dark, but you can tell they are definitely...
00:52:34
Speaker
purposeful and they are definitely searching.
00:52:38
Speaker
Are they moving towards us or are they moving away from us?
00:52:43
Speaker
You cannot tell.
00:52:44
Speaker
And obviously Ryan, you can hear this too.
00:52:47
Speaker
Yeah, do they sound like super heavy or like someone's trying to stomp on purpose?
00:52:53
Speaker
Sounds like they're super heavy.
00:52:55
Speaker
Like it sounds like the person or thing is walking normally, but they're just that heavy.
00:53:01
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:02
Speaker
So the room we're in, is it like a hallway or whatever?
00:53:06
Speaker
Yeah, you're kind of down at the end of the stairs and...
00:53:11
Speaker
There's a wall in front of you with a hall going off on either side.
00:53:15
Speaker
Splitting up would not be a good option.
00:53:18
Speaker
No.
00:53:18
Speaker
And I kind of can't talk to him right now because my mouth is covered by somebody's asshole hand.
00:53:24
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:53:26
Speaker
I mean, if you bite- But that is what you guys- Oh, go ahead.
00:53:30
Speaker
I was just gonna make a joke.
00:53:31
Speaker
Like, if you bite him, he kind of deserves it, so.
00:53:34
Speaker
Yeah, he does.
00:53:34
Speaker
I'm gonna say, I'm either going to bite or lick him.
00:53:36
Speaker
I haven't decided yet.
00:53:38
Speaker
Ha ha.
00:53:39
Speaker
But that is what you guys hear, and I am going to get the other two back here unless you want to do something else real quick.
00:53:46
Speaker
Uh, no.
00:53:47
Speaker
Uh, no.
00:53:47
Speaker
We're good.
00:53:48
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:48
Speaker
The whole group is back together down in the basement of the movie theater.
00:53:57
Speaker
So as...
00:54:02
Speaker
You throw your hand over Samantha's mouth.
00:54:05
Speaker
You glance over to Ryan, Ned, and you see confusion.
00:54:15
Speaker
But then you also see he almost looks pale and a look of almost like realization hit his face.
00:54:27
Speaker
Ryan.
00:54:29
Speaker
What's wrong, man?
00:54:29
Speaker
You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:54:30
Speaker
Come on, man.
00:54:31
Speaker
We gotta get moving.
00:54:32
Speaker
We gotta find Ashley.
00:54:34
Speaker
Before Ryan can say anything, Samantha sticks her tongue out and licks Ned's hand like Lilo licks Nani's arm in Lilo and Stitch.
00:54:42
Speaker
That is disgusting.
00:54:47
Speaker
What the fuck?
00:54:49
Speaker
Don't put your hand over my mouth again.
00:54:55
Speaker
Ryan and Samantha Ryan and Samantha what you guys heard stops what's going on Sam looks at Ryan there's something big down here we need to not attract it should we keep our flashlight on did you see something
00:55:23
Speaker
We heard it.
00:55:24
Speaker
So be quiet.
00:55:27
Speaker
Yeah, we need to be quiet.
00:55:29
Speaker
Maybe just keep your hand over your flashlight.
00:55:33
Speaker
So it kind of dims it a little bit because there's something big down here.
00:55:35
Speaker
Yeah, I don't see anything like what I hear anything.
00:55:41
Speaker
It stopped moving when you guys were loud.
00:55:44
Speaker
Samantha and Ryan.
00:55:46
Speaker
Yeah, it's heading towards you.
00:55:49
Speaker
Like quickly.
00:55:51
Speaker
Not quickly, same pace, but it's getting louder.
00:55:55
Speaker
Do we know if it's coming from the left or the right?
00:55:58
Speaker
It is coming from the left.
00:56:02
Speaker
We need to go down the right hallway like now.
00:56:03
Speaker
All right, you guys go first.
00:56:06
Speaker
I'll bring up the back.
00:56:07
Speaker
Go, go, go, go, go.
00:56:09
Speaker
Go.
00:56:09
Speaker
I trust you.
00:56:12
Speaker
She starts pushing the boys along.
00:56:15
Speaker
I move.
00:56:16
Speaker
I'm moving.
00:56:18
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:18
Speaker
How are you guys holding your flashlights?
00:56:20
Speaker
I have my, like, uh, holding it up and having my hand cup the light so my hand's basically glowing.
00:56:28
Speaker
I turned off my flashlight.
00:56:29
Speaker
I'll move in the dark.
00:56:32
Speaker
So Sam turned hers off, too.
00:56:35
Speaker
Oh, if I look around, everyone turns their flashlights off.
00:56:37
Speaker
I'll turn mine off.
00:56:38
Speaker
I don't want to be the awkward guy.
00:56:42
Speaker
If all four of you turn your flashlights off, you are going to be in pitch black.
00:56:47
Speaker
Ryan is not going to turn his off, and he's going to let them get a little further ahead to try to give them some room.
00:56:54
Speaker
So he's going to try to draw it to himself.

Encounter with Danger and Cliffhanger Ending

00:56:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:57
Speaker
All right.
00:56:58
Speaker
Let's go.
00:56:58
Speaker
Let's go.
00:56:59
Speaker
Let's go.
00:57:00
Speaker
I don't know what the hell y'all saw or y'all heard, but apparently we got to get out of here.
00:57:05
Speaker
So, Ryan, Ryan, you got to douse that light.
00:57:10
Speaker
Maybe we can hide.
00:57:12
Speaker
You guys keep going.
00:57:14
Speaker
Find Ashley.
00:57:15
Speaker
What do you mean?
00:57:16
Speaker
What?
00:57:16
Speaker
What do you mean?
00:57:19
Speaker
I'll just be a couple of steps behind you guys.
00:57:21
Speaker
Just keep going.
00:57:23
Speaker
Do not lose sight of us.
00:57:26
Speaker
That's the plan.
00:57:27
Speaker
Just keep going.
00:57:31
Speaker
Sam begrudgingly goes.
00:57:34
Speaker
She doesn't like leaving somebody behind.
00:57:36
Speaker
He's keeping up with you guys.
00:57:40
Speaker
He's just a couple of steps behind, like kind of walking backwards.
00:57:46
Speaker
Ned is going to, as Sam said she was going to go, I keep my head on her back and I feel as she kind of exits, my arm extends all the way and she's moving forward away from us.
00:58:01
Speaker
I'm gonna go ahead and stay back.
00:58:04
Speaker
Ryan, we can't let there be too much space, man.
00:58:07
Speaker
I'll stay back here with you.
00:58:08
Speaker
I don't know what the hell you heard or what the hell you saw, but something got you spooked.
00:58:13
Speaker
Yeah, that's why I... They can go, but I'm gonna make sure that you keep coming with us.
00:58:19
Speaker
You ain't doing no stupid bravery bullshit.
00:58:22
Speaker
Oh, yeah, fuck that.
00:58:23
Speaker
Ryan, it's getting closer.
00:58:25
Speaker
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:58:26
Speaker
I grab him by the wrist and I start pulling him like, we gotta keep pace.
00:58:31
Speaker
Yeah, that's fine, but we've got to find Ashley and get out of here first.
00:58:34
Speaker
So, you know, let's go.
00:58:37
Speaker
All right, let's find a spot.
00:58:39
Speaker
You can tell us all about it.
00:58:40
Speaker
Let's get out of here.
00:58:41
Speaker
Okay.
00:58:43
Speaker
As you guys are going down the hallway, you are taking... It's one single hallway.
00:58:49
Speaker
It's got left turns, right turns.
00:58:51
Speaker
There's no more T intersections like what you guys came down to.
00:58:55
Speaker
And you guys are found in the hallway, and you are on a long stretch of hall.
00:59:02
Speaker
and Melanie and Matt take off your headphones.
00:59:07
Speaker
Oh boy.
00:59:17
Speaker
As the other two turn the hallway and you guys are a couple paces behind, you are just getting to the point.
00:59:23
Speaker
You're at this long stretch of hallway and you are getting to just the point where you are about to turn.
00:59:29
Speaker
And from Ryan's light, you guys are able to see a creature walk basically to the other end of the hall.
00:59:38
Speaker
And it, for all, for what you guys can tell, it is, it's impossible.
00:59:46
Speaker
It's humanoid.
00:59:49
Speaker
Looks like a person.
00:59:52
Speaker
But it looks like a person that is about nine feet tall.
00:59:57
Speaker
And it is built so muscular.
01:00:04
Speaker
Not quite bodybuilder status, but it's huge.
01:00:09
Speaker
And it's big enough that it almost has to duck as it's walking through.
01:00:15
Speaker
and the first thing you guys see walk into frame is the giant combat boots that it's wearing which is making the loud echoing walking sound that you guys are hearing and you see it's dressed like a person it's got black pants it's got a black shirt but it it's like i said it's like nine feet tall
01:00:42
Speaker
And its eyes are the thing that really... They're what's sticking with you.
01:00:51
Speaker
Because even though it's not looking directly at you, you can still see the side profile of it.
01:00:57
Speaker
And its eyes are completely white.
01:01:00
Speaker
There are no pupils to the eyes.
01:01:03
Speaker
As of right this second, it has not seen you guys as you turn the corner.
01:01:07
Speaker
But you saw it.
01:01:10
Speaker
And you know it's chasing you.
01:01:13
Speaker
And with that, I'm going to get everybody else back real quick.
01:01:15
Speaker
Okay, so as I was saying, Arthur and Samantha, you guys are twisting and turning, and you went through this long stretch of hallway, and you guys turn, and you look behind you, and...
01:01:43
Speaker
Ned and Ryan are both staring down the hallway and not moving.
01:01:53
Speaker
Almost like they are frozen in place from horror, not from what the Grinners did.
01:02:03
Speaker
Ryan grabs Ned and just shoves him backwards as fast as he can and then pulls out a candle that he has, lights it, and just sets it on the ground and starts shoving everyone forward.
01:02:16
Speaker
Go, go, go, go, go.
01:02:18
Speaker
Ryan ain't wrong.
01:02:19
Speaker
Ryan ain't wrong.
01:02:19
Speaker
Let's go.
01:02:20
Speaker
Let's go.
01:02:21
Speaker
I'm not trying to be quiet.
01:02:23
Speaker
We got to go.
01:02:25
Speaker
You're not trying to be quiet.
01:02:27
Speaker
Okay.
01:02:29
Speaker
Since you're not trying to be quiet, you notice that the footsteps are picking up in pace.
01:02:33
Speaker
Find a door.
01:02:34
Speaker
Find a door.
01:02:35
Speaker
Get in there and shut it.
01:02:37
Speaker
Ryan, let's go.
01:02:38
Speaker
Get up here.
01:02:41
Speaker
You guys are going down this pitch black hallway you're running and...
01:02:47
Speaker
You hear these footsteps behind you are starting to pick up the pace to basically keep time with you.
01:02:55
Speaker
And as you're running, you see on your right hand side, underneath the door, there's a light.
01:03:07
Speaker
The door opens and as you open the door, the hallway gets absolutely flooded with light.
01:03:17
Speaker
I'm guessing you all go in?
01:03:20
Speaker
Yeah.
01:03:21
Speaker
Yes.
01:03:22
Speaker
Yeah.
01:03:23
Speaker
Ryan, okay.
01:03:24
Speaker
I was gonna say I need confirmation.
01:03:26
Speaker
I was thinking.
01:03:29
Speaker
You all go inside.
01:03:30
Speaker
The door is slammed shut behind you.
01:03:33
Speaker
Is anyone going to do anything to try and bar the door?
01:03:38
Speaker
Is there anything in the room?
01:03:39
Speaker
My ass.
01:03:43
Speaker
You guys could find something real quick to throw in front of the door.
01:03:47
Speaker
Does it open into the room or out into the hallway?
01:03:50
Speaker
It opens into the room.
01:03:52
Speaker
What is in the room?
01:03:53
Speaker
Like, what kind of room did we get into?
01:03:56
Speaker
Well, see, that's the fun thing.
01:03:59
Speaker
I was hoping in a blind panic that you would just...
01:04:03
Speaker
you would just try and bar the door, but you guys burst in or burst the doors open.
01:04:09
Speaker
You file in, you turn around, close the doors, you turn around to face the room and you are face to face with a man holding a gun pointed right at you.
01:04:18
Speaker
Honestly, this isn't so bad.
01:04:28
Speaker
Let's Play Pretend is me, Nick Barnett, as Ned Dolaran.
01:04:31
Speaker
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01:04:33
Speaker
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01:04:35
Speaker
Melanie Daringer as Samantha Williams.
01:04:37
Speaker
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01:04:42
Speaker
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01:04:43
Speaker
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01:04:45
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01:04:50
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01:04:52
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01:05:04
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