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Ep. 19 Dark Depths
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All of the teens go down de hole!!!!!!!! Where will they land? Will NoBody make a return laughing the whole time? Join us and see!
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Show Introduction and Hosts
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Let's Play Pretend is an explicit podcast with subject matter that may be disturbing to some listeners.
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Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
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Let's play pretend!
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Let's play pretend!
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Let's play pretend!
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Yeah!
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Hello everybody and welcome back to Let's Play Pretend.
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My name is Jordan Derringer.
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I am your DM, GM, keeper, handler and host.
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And I have with me as always, Mr. Nick Barnett.
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Ned Dolaran, I got a little haiku that I wrote for y'all today.
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I am on the deck.
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Oh, bother?
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Where did it go?
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Nobody?
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Right.
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That's that's a thing.
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I mean, kudos.
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Good job.
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That was very talented.
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I could not have fucking done that.
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I am sorry.
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The DM you're trying to reach has left the building.
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That means we'll live.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sure you will.
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We finally won.
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I also have with me, as always, Mr. Breck Black.
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Ryan Winchester.
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I'm not a poet, and nobody knows it.
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So...
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you think that we all we all think you're a poet if nobody knows that he's not then yeah that's what i'm getting out of that yes right now seems like you have some poems to tell us i think it went over everybody's head didn't it breck a little bit yeah you said you're not a poet and nobody knows it right yeah yeah which means everybody thinks you're a poet
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I mean, I understand the rhyme.
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Like, I get that.
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What's the point to derail the intro?
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No, the point is I made a new friend and I had to talk about it.
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Oh, we're smart here.
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I am leaving.
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I'm done.
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This episode is a short one.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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I also have with me, as always, Mr. Matt Check.
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Hey, I'll be playing Arthur Gooseberg.
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And I know it doesn't seem like anyone's doing a little fact, but I thought of one definitely not on the spot.
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Arthur Gooseberg has the entire planet of Tatooine made in Minecraft.
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What the fuck is Tatooine?
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from the Star Wars.
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Oh my God, Melanie.
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I swear to God.
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If we have one more frickin' Nirvana moment, I'm gonna disown you as my sister.
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I didn't
Character Introductions and Humorous Anecdotes
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know that was the name of the planet, all right?
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Yes, Tatooine is a planet in Star Wars.
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Yeah.
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And last but certainly not least, I have with me as always my wonderful wife, Mrs. Melanie Derringer.
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You can say it.
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The naive, doesn't know pop culture shit.
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Felony Derringer.
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I'm not.
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No.
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I play Samantha Williams and I'm currently looking at a giant spider in the corner of my living room.
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So good.
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Oh, that sucks.
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That's for Kurt Cobain.
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Shut the fuck up.
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I seriously didn't know who it was.
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All right.
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Call me out in front of millions of people.
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Yep.
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Whatever.
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Millions and millions and billions of the 15 people that listen to our show.
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That's being generous.
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We love all 15 of you.
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We love and appreciate all 15 of you.
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Okay, we don't count, okay?
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Hey, there's at least one in Sweden.
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There we have a listener in Sweden?
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Yes.
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Hello, Sweden!
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Hello.
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Leave a comment down below.
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Let us know your name.
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We'll talk about you every episode.
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Please.
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Yeah, we'll shout you out.
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Be happy to.
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All right.
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That was the most ominous.
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We'll be happy to.
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Well, I was going to run.
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You better run.
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The ominous music means it's a recap
Recap of Previous Episode
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time.
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Yay.
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So a lot happened in the last episode, but as far as recapping, not a lot happened in the last episode.
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You guys started off in the barn.
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You were talking to older Samantha when you got that text saying, don't go to Ashley's house.
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And you were trying to figure out who it was that was texting you.
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The only way you could get them to respond at first was by sending GIFs of Garfield.
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You know, like any respectable thing would reply to.
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Yeah, like any normal adult would have a conversation like.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I would 100% have a conversation with you guys, Justin Garfield Gifts.
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So you end up texting this person back, and from across the barn, you hear a phone go off.
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And you look over, and you see this thing, gray skin, crouched over,
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You guys see it just hanging out there watching
Exploration at Ashley's House
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you.
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Nightmare fuel.
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For those of you who are wondering, my inspiration for this creature was the monster from Mortuary Assistant.
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So for anyone listening that wants a visual about that, go ahead and type in Mortuary Assistant.
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Google look up images.
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You'll see it.
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Or don't.
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You'll see it.
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I suggest that you don't look it up unless you want to have nightmares.
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That was my inspiration anyway.
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So you guys called him nobody because he said he goes by many names, but Evil Chris was not one of them.
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So Ryan decided nobody was his name.
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He was fine with that.
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He talked to you guys for a little bit.
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Very childish in nature.
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And that was about the whole episode.
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You guys were talking to him and just kind of getting some information.
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And then he decided to embrace you all and the biggest hug you've ever had in your entire life.
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Puts all your previous cuddle puddles to shame.
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And teleported you guys to Ashley's house.
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At which point you walked in, explored a little bit, didn't really find much of interest in
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Until I think it was Ned that came to the conclusion that Ashley's room and Chris's room are not where you guys spent a majority of your time.
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It was out on the deck.
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So you go out and you look around on the deck.
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Someone ends up bumping into one of the tiki torches, which causes the entire deck to disappear from underneath you.
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Kind of just flips open like a trap door.
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And you guys start plummeting.
Trapdoor Incident
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And that's where we are now.
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So...
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Here's what I want from you guys.
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I need a dexterity check from every single one of you.
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We're just going to start this episode off with a roll.
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Oh, I thought you were just going to be like, I need everybody to start screaming because I'm going to kill you.
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That comes later.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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67 on a 65.
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Excellent.
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Excellent.
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Yeah, sure it is.
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56 on a 50.
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Excellent.
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Oh no.
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56 on an 80.
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Okay.
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I got a 77 on a 75.
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Oh no.
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Okay.
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Um, so you're falling, you're falling, you're falling.
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just as you are wondering how, how far are we falling?
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Just as your minds start comprehending that, you hit the ground.
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So what I want from you guys is, Arthur, you are going to land and you kind of pitch forward.
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And for some ungodly reason, you are able to roll out of it.
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So you're gonna take no damage.
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Nailed it.
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Melanie, you were the only one that crit failed, right?
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Well, that crit failed.
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77, that's a crit fail.
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Fuck.
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Sure.
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Breck and Nick, you guys didn't crit fail?
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Nope, just a fail.
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Yeah, just a regular fail.
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You guys roll me a d4.
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Melanie, you automatically take four points of damage.
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Oh, shit.
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One.
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Where am I down?
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Where's my... How many hit points?
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Four.
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Okay, is that terrible?
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Ryan is also taking four.
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Oof.
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So we'll say that Ryan and Samantha were the ones standing closest to each other, and when they fell, they both hit at the same time and fell into each other, smacked your heads into each other.
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And then...
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Okay.
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Older Samantha rolled a 44 on a 60, so she's fine.
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She basically superhero poses at the end of it.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Superhero landing.
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God, that's terrible for the knees.
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Okay, so you are all on the ground.
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I just ignored it because he's trying to be Deadpool, so... References!
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I was going to say, yeah, it was a Deadpool reference.
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So you guys are all on the ground, and I need everyone to roll...
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63 on a 27.
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I may be injured, but I am alert.
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Ryan is not.
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86 on a 67.
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40 on a 42.
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36 on a 68.
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Okay.
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So...
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Ned, you kind of sprained your ankle a little bit.
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Ryan, you are just sprawled out on the ground after colliding with Samantha.
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Samantha and Arthur and older Samantha
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I'll notice that you are in, you are surrounded, you're in the circular cell.
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You are surrounded by iron bars and on the walls are torches.
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Are the torches lit?
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Yes.
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That is where your light is coming from, is from these torches.
Escape Attempt from Circular Cell
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Okay.
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How many torches is like a long pathway?
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So you, the cell is circular.
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The room around you is circular.
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You got about 10 feet between the cell and the wall.
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And you've got probably eight torches around the wall.
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Ryan is just going to lay there groaning.
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Oh, God.
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Come on, buddy.
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Hop on up, hop on up.
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And I'm going to put my arm out to try and help Ryan up.
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Come on up my ass.
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Oh, fuck that hurt.
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Oh, freezing.
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Can you not come up each other's asses, please?
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phrasing at this point.
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I don't really care about the phrasing.
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I'm just going to I'm going to take a nap here.
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Stay awake.
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You know what?
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That's a good call.
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That's Ryan, roll me a constitution check.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, you're the one that brought this into existence.
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Aha, it's a 66 on an 85.
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I was going to say his silence is deafening.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I thought he was going to say he failed it.
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66 on 85, that's a crit success.
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So I'm going to say, one, you're able to stay awake.
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Two, you don't have a concussion.
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Woo!
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And the silence was because I looked at it, I thought it said 96, and I thought I was fucked.
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Yeah.
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If I look straight up, can I see the red sky of the in-between?
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If you look straight up, you see a sliver of red as the deck closes above you.
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Hey, Sam, either of you?
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Question.
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When the fuck did Ashley build a trapdoor?
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As far as I know, there's never been a trapdoor under her deck.
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We've never asked.
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This wasn't here last time I was here.
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Did you touch the tiki torches?
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Well, you know what?
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I can't say I went and touched every one of them, no.
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Well, then you got lucky.
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Something just doesn't feel right about this.
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Oh, now you think something doesn't feel right?
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Wait, now?
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Now it doesn't feel right?
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Not... Okay.
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You have to remember, I've been here for over five years.
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I've kind of gotten used to how this world works.
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This world doesn't work like this.
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This isn't right.
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Something's not right.
00:15:09
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What do you mean it doesn't work like this?
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Things don't just appear like this.
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Like, yeah, we have the monsters.
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We have the like you guys, you guys just randomly appeared, but like this, this something's not right.
00:15:30
Speaker
Are you sure this is something that Negachrist didn't do?
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How would he do it in such a short time?
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He's an evil entity.
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How do you know his powers?
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You know, you don't know what he can do.
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I guess.
00:15:51
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Anyway, let's stop focusing on that.
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We need to get out of here.
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You said there was a cell door?
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Yes, there is a cell door.
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Ryan is going to kind of pick himself up and then go press his face to the bars to see if he can see anything in the hallway.
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You can't see a hallway.
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What do I see?
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There's a circular room around you with eight torches on the wall.
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There is a door to a hallway, but the door to the hallway is closed.
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And there's no window?
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Nope.
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Are the torches... Go ahead.
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I was going to say it's just a wooden door.
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Are the torches in, like, arm's length away?
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Like, can we reach them?
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No, the wall is about 10 feet off of the cell.
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I open the door.
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You most certainly do not.
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It is locked.
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Damn it.
00:16:48
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I hit the door with my tire.
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Not this again.
00:16:56
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You hit the door with your tire iron.
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It makes a very unsatisfying thong and nothing happens.
00:17:04
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Well, I tried.
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I text nobody.
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You look at your phone, you have no signal down here.
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I try anyway.
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Instantly comes up, message failed.
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Well, I tried getting a hold of nobody, everybody, since he can hear phones and shit.
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So, I don't know.
00:17:28
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I just texted him that we need help.
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Hopefully he shows up at some point.
00:17:34
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Is there an equivalent of like a perception check I can do?
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Alertness.
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You can do alertness.
00:17:40
Speaker
What about a search?
00:17:40
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You can do a search or you could do... You can't do SIGINT.
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I'm just going to try a search.
00:17:49
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It's not going to work because it's only a 23.
00:17:51
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But I'm basically just looking to see if there's any like any inclination of how to get out of this room.
00:18:02
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Can I give her, like, advantage on that if I use the flashlight that we have so that we have even more light to look around?
00:18:10
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Yeah, you know what?
00:18:10
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Sure.
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I like that.
00:18:11
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Okay, so how does that work?
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So you roll the 10 spot twice.
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You take whichever one is more advantageous for you.
Puzzle Discovery
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Well, neither one is going to work because the first one was a 46, the second one was a 96.
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So I see jack shit.
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Oof.
00:18:31
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As they do this, Ryan is going to try to peek under the bottom of the door using his flashlight to try to light it up.
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Okay.
00:18:41
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I'm going to say roll me a search at disadvantage because the crack at the bottom of the door is only about two inches and you are 10 feet away from it.
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10 feet away.
00:18:52
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So there's like a pit between us and the wall?
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No, it's just a circular room.
00:18:58
Speaker
But you're saying you want to look under the door, like, out into the hallway, right?
00:19:02
Speaker
Yeah.
00:19:03
Speaker
Yeah, that is ten feet away from the cage.
00:19:09
Speaker
Oh, we're in a cage.
00:19:10
Speaker
I missed that part.
00:19:11
Speaker
I feel dumb.
00:19:12
Speaker
You're in a, well, I've been saying cell, like a jail cell, but yes.
00:19:17
Speaker
You are in a circle surrounded by iron bars.
00:19:23
Speaker
Is there like a spot where the door, like the gate would open, like a lockable door on this circular cell?
00:19:33
Speaker
Yes.
00:19:34
Speaker
Can I try using my pocket knife to lock this?
00:19:38
Speaker
Let's let Breck's thing resolve first.
00:19:40
Speaker
Yeah, let's let Breck resolve first.
00:19:42
Speaker
Well, I didn't realize we were like 10 feet away from the door, so I don't think I'm going to try that.
00:19:48
Speaker
Oh, okay.
00:19:49
Speaker
I thought I was going to be able to get up to the door and look under it.
00:19:53
Speaker
Oh, no.
00:19:55
Speaker
You are too far away for that.
00:19:56
Speaker
Okay, so you want to try to lockpick.
00:20:02
Speaker
Let's see.
00:20:05
Speaker
Ooh, okay.
00:20:06
Speaker
Roll me a criminology.
00:20:09
Speaker
Criminology?
00:20:10
Speaker
Well, that's going to be a fail.
00:20:12
Speaker
Maybe a luck.
00:20:15
Speaker
Yeah.
00:20:17
Speaker
Oh, 10%.
00:20:19
Speaker
70 out of 10.
00:20:21
Speaker
Why can't I use decks?
00:20:23
Speaker
You could burn 60 luck if you wanted to.
00:20:26
Speaker
No, that'd be stupid.
00:20:27
Speaker
Okay.
00:20:29
Speaker
Hey, Arthur, do me a favor.
00:20:30
Speaker
Hold this.
00:20:30
Speaker
Hold the flashlight.
00:20:32
Speaker
Can I try to pick the lock?
00:20:34
Speaker
I'm guessing you have a high criminology, don't you?
00:20:37
Speaker
Is that what I get to roll?
00:20:38
Speaker
Yeah, I guess.
00:20:40
Speaker
That would be what you would roll, yes.
00:20:42
Speaker
37 on a 50.
00:20:47
Speaker
Okay, yep.
00:20:48
Speaker
You hear a click and the door creaks open.
00:20:52
Speaker
That's good you did that because Sam's next move is to try and climb the cage.
00:20:57
Speaker
Yeah, I don't think we can handle another impervious door.
00:21:00
Speaker
Arthur, you had it right.
00:21:02
Speaker
All you had to do was turn it to the left, not the right.
00:21:06
Speaker
Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
00:21:07
Speaker
It's kind of the same way with unlocking doors, too.
00:21:11
Speaker
Wow, you're really good at crying.
00:21:14
Speaker
Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:21:17
Speaker
Ned just pushes the door open.
00:21:22
Speaker
The cell door open.
00:21:23
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:24
Speaker
I will let you decide.
00:21:26
Speaker
Are you going to push it open or are you going to slowly push it open?
00:21:29
Speaker
Such a loaded question.
00:21:36
Speaker
Just regular, you know, you walk to your front of your house and you just open the door.
00:21:42
Speaker
So not slow, not fast.
00:21:43
Speaker
Just half fast.
00:21:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:46
Speaker
Half fast, the cell door makes an unimaginable creak as you open it.
00:21:56
Speaker
Creak!
00:21:57
Speaker
Yep.
00:21:59
Speaker
Just like that.
00:22:01
Speaker
Whenever we need a creaky door, Nick, I want you to put in that sound.
00:22:07
Speaker
Can I get it again?
00:22:09
Speaker
Matt saying creak!
00:22:11
Speaker
That's what I want.
00:22:13
Speaker
I can save that file for you if you'd like.
00:22:17
Speaker
Quick, everyone, fam!
00:22:19
Speaker
It'll be like our PTPP moment.
00:22:21
Speaker
Ring, ring, ring, ring.
00:22:23
Speaker
Ring, ring!
00:22:25
Speaker
Okay, so you guys are able to get out into the outer circle of this room.
00:22:32
Speaker
The ring of this room, if you will.
00:22:34
Speaker
So the door swings open.
00:22:35
Speaker
Like I said, it's very loud.
00:22:38
Speaker
But you guys are in the outer ring.
00:22:41
Speaker
You're able to get out of the cell.
00:22:43
Speaker
I'm going to grab one of the torches.
00:22:46
Speaker
Same.
00:22:46
Speaker
You can't.
00:22:47
Speaker
Oh.
00:22:49
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:49
Speaker
They're high up on the walls.
00:22:52
Speaker
I jump and grab.
00:22:53
Speaker
I do a backflip and grab.
00:22:57
Speaker
I watch the nonsense.
00:22:58
Speaker
I was going to say, you have no idea how much I want to call for an athletics and then you guys fail it for you to take more damage.
00:23:07
Speaker
There's no such thing as another.
00:23:09
Speaker
Dang it.
00:23:13
Speaker
I just rolled it just to be, you know, funny.
00:23:16
Speaker
God damn it.
00:23:17
Speaker
Hang on.
00:23:18
Speaker
Wait, what would athletics be under?
00:23:20
Speaker
It's underneath the artillery above bureaucracy.
00:23:24
Speaker
There it is.
00:23:25
Speaker
I rolled a 39 on a 50, bitch.
00:23:26
Speaker
I technically rolled a 26 on a 31.
00:23:28
Speaker
Yeah.
00:23:37
Speaker
Okay.
00:23:38
Speaker
So, Samantha, you jump up and your fingers are able to graze the bottom of the torch.
00:23:43
Speaker
No, no, no.
00:23:45
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:47
Speaker
You're lucky I'm being that generous.
00:23:52
Speaker
Arthur, I didn't know you could do a backflip.
00:23:55
Speaker
Neither did I. Arthur, you did a backflip, but instead of landing on your feet, you landed, for all intents and purposes, superhero pose.
00:24:06
Speaker
I meant to do that.
00:24:07
Speaker
That looked really hard on your knees, Arthur.
00:24:10
Speaker
Are you good?
00:24:11
Speaker
Yeah.
00:24:12
Speaker
Yep.
00:24:13
Speaker
Definitely didn't hurt.
00:24:14
Speaker
Brian is going to go try the wooden door.
00:24:18
Speaker
You walk up to the wooden door and it's one of those where, you know, it goes flat along the ground and then it's got a rounded top is basically what I'm getting at.
00:24:28
Speaker
It goes up, goes rounded, comes back down.
00:24:31
Speaker
You don't see a handle.
00:24:34
Speaker
He pushes on it.
00:24:35
Speaker
Kick it.
00:24:36
Speaker
It doesn't move.
00:24:38
Speaker
Hey, that's my job.
00:24:39
Speaker
It doesn't move.
00:24:41
Speaker
He's going to pull out his knife and stab it into the door and try to pull it.
00:24:46
Speaker
Give me a strength check.
00:24:48
Speaker
Oh, I don't know if I'm good at that.
00:24:55
Speaker
No, that doesn't matter.
00:24:56
Speaker
It's a 16 on a 75.
00:24:59
Speaker
Oh, so you're better at that than you thought you were.
00:25:01
Speaker
Yes.
00:25:02
Speaker
Yes.
00:25:03
Speaker
Okay, you are able to embed your knife into the door and you start to pull on it and your hand slips off the handle and you stumble backwards.
00:25:15
Speaker
You don't fall or anything, but you got embedded into the door enough that you would be able to open it if it would open.
00:25:23
Speaker
Sam is gonna kind of start running her fingers along the wall and like kind of just push it.
00:25:30
Speaker
Is it like a brick room we're in?
00:25:32
Speaker
Yeah, it looks like you're in like a castle at this point.
00:25:36
Speaker
So she's gonna start like kind of pushing on stones to see if any of them are loose to see if maybe there's like something like a secret passage or something that she has to push.
00:25:49
Speaker
Smart.
00:25:50
Speaker
Okay.
00:25:51
Speaker
I see Sam doing that, and I also... Arthur's gonna try as well.
00:25:55
Speaker
Okay.
00:25:56
Speaker
Ryan is gonna go collect his knife.
00:25:58
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:00
Speaker
I won't make you roll strength of that one.
00:26:01
Speaker
You can just pull that back out.
00:26:06
Speaker
Samantha and Arthur each roll me a search.
00:26:10
Speaker
Fuck.
00:26:12
Speaker
God damn it.
00:26:15
Speaker
What a great roll.
00:26:16
Speaker
Yeah, same.
00:26:17
Speaker
I got a 53 out of a 23.
00:26:19
Speaker
64 out of 23.
00:26:21
Speaker
Ryan, seeing them kind of just poking at the same part of the wall is going to start looking at the wall as well.
00:26:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:29
Speaker
You can also roll me a search if you would like.
00:26:35
Speaker
32 on a 44.
00:26:36
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:37
Speaker
Before I resolve that, Ned, what are you doing?
00:26:40
Speaker
I imagine I'm just kind of going back into the room and picking up the rock bat that I left on the floor.
00:26:49
Speaker
You know, this might be able to break that door open.
00:26:52
Speaker
Ned, I also want you to roll me a search.
00:26:55
Speaker
Sure.
00:26:57
Speaker
I got a 79 on a 40.
00:26:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:27:01
Speaker
You did not notice anything either.
00:27:04
Speaker
Ryan, as you're walking around, you notice that there is a brick that is a slightly different color than the rest of them.
00:27:12
Speaker
He is going to push on it.
00:27:14
Speaker
Okay.
00:27:14
Speaker
You push on it, and it slides into the wall, hangs out there for a second, and then slides back out.
00:27:21
Speaker
Nothing happens.
00:27:22
Speaker
Do I see any more bricks the same color?
00:27:26
Speaker
No, you do not.
00:27:28
Speaker
Hmm.
00:27:29
Speaker
Well, guys, I found a brick that moves and it goes in and out, but it doesn't seem to do anything.
00:27:35
Speaker
Anyone else see anything?
00:27:36
Speaker
Clearly not.
00:27:38
Speaker
Yeah.
00:27:41
Speaker
I'll let you guys roll on alertness now.
00:27:45
Speaker
Now that he's pointed it out, I'll let the three of you roll on alertness.
00:27:48
Speaker
009 on a 27.
00:27:48
Speaker
You said alertness?
00:27:49
Speaker
Yes.
00:27:49
Speaker
34 out of a 68.
00:27:59
Speaker
92 out of 42.
00:28:02
Speaker
Okay.
00:28:03
Speaker
Ned, you are still inside the cell.
00:28:06
Speaker
You notice that there is one piece of the stone that is the floor that is a slightly different color.
00:28:16
Speaker
And Samantha, as you are looking around the room, you notice that one of the torches is...
00:28:24
Speaker
is so they're all held up on, like, you know, those braces that hold a torch to a wall.
00:28:31
Speaker
They're all like a dark metal color, except for one is gold.
00:28:35
Speaker
But I can't reach it, so why does it matter?
00:28:38
Speaker
Maybe the short person shouldn't be doing things.
00:28:40
Speaker
Who said she's the shortest?
00:28:42
Speaker
Pretty sure Arthur's shorter than she is.
00:28:44
Speaker
I'm pretty sure Ned is like 6'7".
00:28:48
Speaker
He's only 6'1".
00:28:50
Speaker
Ned, boost me up onto your shoulders.
00:28:52
Speaker
Hold on, hold on now.
00:28:54
Speaker
I'm going to take the rock bat that I went in there to get, and I'm going to push down on that stone on the ground with the rock bat.
00:29:01
Speaker
That way I can stay away from it.
00:29:03
Speaker
So you're going to set the rock bat on the stone?
00:29:06
Speaker
I'm going to kind of like keep my hand on the pommel of the bat so that I can push down on it.
00:29:12
Speaker
Okay, so you're just trying to push the button but give yourself distance.
00:29:17
Speaker
Correct.
00:29:17
Speaker
In case it springs a trap.
00:29:19
Speaker
Exactly.
00:29:19
Speaker
Okay.
00:29:20
Speaker
Gotcha.
00:29:21
Speaker
Yeah, it does the same thing.
00:29:22
Speaker
It goes in, waits a second, and then lifts back up.
00:29:25
Speaker
So I think we have to do them at the same time.
00:29:28
Speaker
Yeah, still better safe than sorry.
00:29:30
Speaker
Ryan seeing that and seeing, I'm assuming you pointed out the torch on the wall?
00:29:35
Speaker
Yep, sure.
00:29:37
Speaker
I really did.
00:29:37
Speaker
Ryan seeing those, it goes, how much you guys want to bet there's one more we got to find for Arthur?
00:29:46
Speaker
But I'm short.
00:29:47
Speaker
How the fuck am I supposed to reach that?
00:29:49
Speaker
Well, I mean, you could come here and press the brick and I can grab the torch.
00:29:55
Speaker
Just a thought.
00:29:57
Speaker
Yeah, you're right.
00:30:00
Speaker
You're right.
00:30:00
Speaker
So she'll walk over to Ryan to trade places with him.
00:30:04
Speaker
Okay.
00:30:05
Speaker
Okay.
00:30:06
Speaker
Ryan is going to go and try to help Arthur find his button or lever or whatever.
00:30:12
Speaker
Arthur's just fumbling around the walls.
00:30:14
Speaker
I got it.
00:30:15
Speaker
I got it.
00:30:16
Speaker
Okay.
00:30:21
Speaker
We could at least just try the three that we got for right now.
00:30:24
Speaker
This might not be something to do with Chris.
00:30:28
Speaker
Ryan is just going to look at Ned and just be like, you're really going to say that?
00:30:35
Speaker
Man, you're getting on my nerves lately.
00:30:36
Speaker
I know it's weird in here.
00:30:38
Speaker
Just try it.
00:30:38
Speaker
Go pull the damn torch down, and I'm going to push the button down and just hold it.
00:30:43
Speaker
It does not allow you to just hold it.
00:30:45
Speaker
It doesn't?
00:30:47
Speaker
Nope.
00:30:47
Speaker
It goes down, and then after a few seconds, it forces it back up.
00:30:51
Speaker
Damn.
00:30:51
Speaker
I thought I was stronger than that.
00:30:53
Speaker
Ryan is going to roll his eyes and go over the torch and goes on three, I guess.
00:30:58
Speaker
Sounds good.
00:30:59
Speaker
And Ryan is going to climb up the wall and pull the torch.
00:31:02
Speaker
Sam will push the hang on hang on let's resolve that how do you plan on climbing the wall Spider-Man
00:31:11
Speaker
He is going to climb the bricks.
00:31:15
Speaker
If that's not possible, he's going to wedge his knife in the bricks near his feet to give himself like a good six inches lift.
00:31:22
Speaker
And you're referring to the souvenir pocket knife that you got from Cryptid Crafts, yes?
00:31:29
Speaker
No, I'm referring to Ryan's knife he's had since the beginning.
00:31:33
Speaker
That is a fixed blade knife.
00:31:34
Speaker
Oh, I forgot you had that.
00:31:36
Speaker
Thank you, DM, or keeper, handler, whatever you want.
00:31:40
Speaker
I was going to say, or you could, you know, have Arthur either sit on your shoulders or you sit on his shoulders.
00:31:46
Speaker
That would also help.
00:31:48
Speaker
Nah, Spider-Man.
00:31:50
Speaker
I don't know if I trust Arthur to hold me up, and I don't know if I trust Arthur near the fire, so... Both valid.
00:31:55
Speaker
That's fair.
00:31:57
Speaker
Okay, roll me athletics then.
00:32:00
Speaker
All right.
00:32:04
Speaker
I'm kind of good at that.
00:32:06
Speaker
I should have opened.
00:32:11
Speaker
Oh, no, wait, wait.
00:32:12
Speaker
Okay, I'm good.
00:32:14
Speaker
No, that's still a fail, but it's better.
00:32:17
Speaker
That is a 66 on a 60.
00:32:19
Speaker
Oh, wait, no, that's not a fail.
00:32:21
Speaker
That's still a fail.
00:32:25
Speaker
I thought it was a 99.
00:32:25
Speaker
That's still in the crypt.
00:32:29
Speaker
So it doesn't get any better.
00:32:30
Speaker
Does not get any better, no.
00:32:32
Speaker
Um, ah, what the hell.
00:32:33
Speaker
I'll burn the sixth luck to not kill myself.
00:32:36
Speaker
Oh, you weren't going to kill yourself.
00:32:38
Speaker
I was just going to make it.
00:32:39
Speaker
So in my head, you were going to try and like run up the wall, basically.
00:32:45
Speaker
And then, you know, grab onto the thing and let your body weight pull it down is what I figured in my head you were going to do.
00:32:53
Speaker
With a crit fail, I was just going to make your foot slip and you go face first into the brick.
00:32:59
Speaker
I feel like that's worth spending the luck on to not have to kill myself afterwards.
00:33:04
Speaker
From embarrassment.
00:33:08
Speaker
Okay, yeah, you can burn six luck.
00:33:10
Speaker
Oh, that's funny.
00:33:13
Speaker
Okay, so my solution to the puzzle was two people were going to get that torch.
00:33:20
Speaker
Anyway, so yes.
00:33:23
Speaker
You guys all hit him at the same time, and the door makes a click and just very slightly swings open.
00:33:34
Speaker
Ryan is just going to hang off the torch for a second, just sigh to himself and be like, okay, Ned, you get one.
00:33:42
Speaker
I've had a couple.
00:33:44
Speaker
That's debatable.
00:33:48
Speaker
I'm gonna walk over to Ryan and just kind of put my hand up.
00:33:52
Speaker
Come on, I'll help you down.
00:33:54
Speaker
You already fell on your ankle once.
00:33:58
Speaker
Yeah, Ryan's gonna take the hand and drop down.
00:34:00
Speaker
All right, you guys are able to get Ryan down without taking any more damage.
00:34:05
Speaker
Can I swing the rock bat and try and get one of the other torches off of its holder?
00:34:11
Speaker
You can try, yes.
00:34:15
Speaker
I swear to God, if you drop it on my ass.
00:34:16
Speaker
Just go over there.
00:34:18
Speaker
Go in the corner if you're worried about it falling on you.
00:34:19
Speaker
But I think I'll be all right.
00:34:22
Speaker
What could possibly go wrong?
00:34:24
Speaker
Athletics, I assume.
00:34:26
Speaker
Unarmed combat.
00:34:28
Speaker
Oh, that's even better.
00:34:30
Speaker
I mean, we'll see.
00:34:34
Speaker
Nope.
00:34:36
Speaker
That's an 88 on a 50, buddy.
00:34:37
Speaker
Another crit fail.
00:34:40
Speaker
You swing the rock bat up at the torch, and it is way more solidly in the wall than you thought it was.
00:34:51
Speaker
And you know how torches kind of sit at that 45-degree angle?
00:34:54
Speaker
Yeah.
00:34:56
Speaker
The rock gets wedged in between the torch and the wall, and the bat snaps.
00:35:01
Speaker
Oh, no.
00:35:01
Speaker
My creation.
00:35:02
Speaker
My creation.
00:35:04
Speaker
I mean, instead of hitting him with it now, you could just always stab.
00:35:08
Speaker
True.
00:35:09
Speaker
It's going to do less damage now, though.
00:35:11
Speaker
Hey, Chris might be a vampire.
00:35:13
Speaker
Yeah, he could sharpen it.
00:35:15
Speaker
Have you heard him go blah, blah, blah yet, though?
00:35:18
Speaker
Don't say blah, blah, blah.
00:35:21
Speaker
That's pretty stereotypical.
00:35:23
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
00:35:26
Speaker
All right.
00:35:28
Speaker
Well, I guess we're leaving top of the bat there.
00:35:30
Speaker
Let's, uh, who wants to go first?
00:35:34
Speaker
Not it.
00:35:35
Speaker
Sure.
00:35:36
Speaker
Ryan is going to approach the door and standing to the side of it, swing it open.
00:35:43
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:44
Speaker
So just kind of like you have your back to the wall and with your right hand, you just kind of push it open.
00:35:50
Speaker
Sort of thing.
00:35:51
Speaker
Yeah.
00:35:51
Speaker
He's not going to, he's not going to open it all the way, but he's going to open enough to see if there's anything on the other side.
00:35:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:59
Speaker
You open it.
00:36:00
Speaker
And on the other side is just a hallway.
00:36:04
Speaker
Same, like, brick pattern as the rest of it?
00:36:07
Speaker
Torches as well?
00:36:08
Speaker
Yes.
00:36:09
Speaker
But in the hallway, you see two doors on either side of the hall.
00:36:17
Speaker
And at the end of the hall, you see a bigger version of the door that you just walked through.
00:36:22
Speaker
So it's one with a rounded top, but it's a split doorway.
00:36:26
Speaker
So it's two doors.
00:36:28
Speaker
And around it...
00:36:30
Speaker
are four unlit torches.
00:36:33
Speaker
How high up are those?
00:36:35
Speaker
Well, guys.
00:36:36
Speaker
What'd you say, Matt?
00:36:37
Speaker
How high up are those torches?
00:36:39
Speaker
They're pretty high up.
00:36:40
Speaker
Ryan is gonna just kind of stare down the hallway for a second and then turn around and be like, anybody else feel like we're in a dungeon from a video game?
00:36:50
Speaker
Yes.
00:36:50
Speaker
Oh yeah.
00:36:51
Speaker
Okay.
00:36:51
Speaker
I want y'all to roll me alertness.
00:36:54
Speaker
Oh boy.
00:36:57
Speaker
Oh.
00:36:58
Speaker
Oh shit.
00:37:02
Speaker
004 on a 27.
00:37:03
Speaker
I'm alert tonight.
00:37:06
Speaker
I'm not.
00:37:08
Speaker
48 on a 67.
00:37:09
Speaker
Matt.
00:37:11
Speaker
65 out of 42.
00:37:12
Speaker
95 out of 68.
00:37:14
Speaker
Okay.
00:37:17
Speaker
So, Arthur and Sam don't realize this, but Ned and Ryan kind of right at the same time realize...
Samantha's Mysterious Disappearance
00:37:31
Speaker
You guys fell into this pit with five people.
00:37:34
Speaker
There's only four people right now.
00:37:36
Speaker
But she was talking to us in the cell.
00:37:38
Speaker
She was.
00:37:40
Speaker
Did she just fucking disappear?
00:37:42
Speaker
She did.
00:37:44
Speaker
What the hell?
00:37:45
Speaker
Do you guys remember when I had you all roll alertness or search or something and you all failed?
00:37:54
Speaker
Oh.
00:37:57
Speaker
Shit.
00:37:58
Speaker
No, I don't remember this, and this was only like five minutes ago.
00:38:02
Speaker
Well, you're pregnant.
00:38:03
Speaker
You get a pass.
00:38:07
Speaker
Where's Sam?
00:38:08
Speaker
I'm right here.
00:38:09
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:10
Speaker
Other Sam.
00:38:12
Speaker
She was just here.
00:38:13
Speaker
I want to look around.
00:38:15
Speaker
Is there like a, did she, any of her belongings like dropped near us or anything like that?
00:38:22
Speaker
Yeah, I'll say her cowboy hat is on the ground.
00:38:25
Speaker
I snatched that bitch.
00:38:26
Speaker
Ryan is gonna... Ryan is gonna go over to where it is and start searching like the ground and stuff inside the cell.
00:38:34
Speaker
See if there's any like trap door or anything.
00:38:37
Speaker
It is on the outer ring.
00:38:39
Speaker
So like she left the cell, but it's on the outer ring on the floor.
00:38:44
Speaker
He's still going to look at the wall and the floor and anything to see if she went somewhere.
00:38:49
Speaker
You don't find anything.
00:38:52
Speaker
Ryan, look up to make sure she's not hanging from the ceiling.
00:38:57
Speaker
I was just about to do that.
00:38:58
Speaker
Ryan flicks on his flashlight and points it up to see if he can see anything.
00:39:05
Speaker
Nope.
00:39:06
Speaker
Absolutely not.
00:39:06
Speaker
Okay, that's good.
00:39:08
Speaker
I don't pull out a big old description about a hanged fucking person.
00:39:14
Speaker
Plot twist, she's dead.
00:39:16
Speaker
No, that's like three episodes from now.
00:39:19
Speaker
Spoilers.
00:39:20
Speaker
Yeah, spoilers.
00:39:22
Speaker
Come on.
00:39:22
Speaker
I'm kidding.
00:39:23
Speaker
It could be two.
00:39:24
Speaker
Depending if you're feeling spicy or not.
00:39:27
Speaker
Well, whatever you do, don't keep us hanging.
00:39:34
Speaker
Noose comes from the ceiling and wraps her on Arthur's neck.
00:39:36
Speaker
No, no!
00:39:40
Speaker
So yes, you guys notice that Samantha is gone.
00:39:44
Speaker
Well?
00:39:45
Speaker
Um, that's not good.
00:39:47
Speaker
It's not good.
00:39:48
Speaker
You're correct.
00:39:49
Speaker
I think we ought to try and hurry up out of here.
00:39:54
Speaker
Yeah, I agree.
00:39:56
Speaker
Yeah, but also everybody stay real close to each other.
00:40:00
Speaker
We don't need anybody else disappearing.
00:40:03
Speaker
Sam is going to walk the hallway, but like stay like on the side.
00:40:09
Speaker
She doesn't trust the middle.
00:40:10
Speaker
So she's like walking pretty close to the wall with like her hand, pretty much grazing the wall at all times.
00:40:17
Speaker
Oh, OK.
00:40:17
Speaker
All right.
00:40:19
Speaker
Nothing happens.
00:40:21
Speaker
That's just for her own protection to make sure, you know, there's no traps in the fucking middle of the goddamn hallway.
00:40:27
Speaker
Have you ever played a video game, Melanie?
00:40:30
Speaker
Too many.
00:40:32
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:32
Speaker
There's no traps in this part.
00:40:35
Speaker
I don't trust you, so... This is like your little hub area.
00:40:38
Speaker
I don't trust you.
00:40:39
Speaker
Okay.
00:40:40
Speaker
I touched the save stone.
00:40:42
Speaker
Oh.
00:40:47
Speaker
Yeah, I forgot I disabled those for this playthrough.
00:40:50
Speaker
You guys are playing on hardcore mode.
00:40:52
Speaker
All right, Ryan runs over to the wall and jumps against it until he clips through and speed runs off.
00:40:59
Speaker
I'm a better game designer than that.
00:41:01
Speaker
My walls are solid.
00:41:03
Speaker
I ain't no Bethesda over here.
00:41:04
Speaker
Cheat codes.
00:41:06
Speaker
That's what they all say.
00:41:09
Speaker
I'm going to go right behind Sam if she's staying on the wall.
00:41:12
Speaker
I want to be pretty close to her in case something does happen.
00:41:16
Speaker
Yeah, I follow.
00:41:18
Speaker
Okay.
00:41:20
Speaker
You guys, are you going to the big door?
00:41:23
Speaker
Yes, we are going to the big door.
00:41:25
Speaker
Ryan's going to stop in between the two doors on the sides and just kind of wait there for him.
00:41:30
Speaker
So there's two on each side, so there's four doors total.
00:41:33
Speaker
And then the big door at the end.
00:41:35
Speaker
Oh.
00:41:35
Speaker
Are there any markings on the doors?
00:41:37
Speaker
You just see torches above each door.
00:41:41
Speaker
And they're unlit?
00:41:42
Speaker
No, the torches above the doors in the hall are lit.
00:41:46
Speaker
The torches above the big door are not.
00:41:49
Speaker
Can I reach it?
00:41:50
Speaker
You said they were just normal-sized doors, right?
00:41:52
Speaker
They're normal-sized doors, yeah, but they're still secured to the wall like the last ones were.
Creepy Surgical Room Discovery
00:41:57
Speaker
Do they have handles?
00:41:59
Speaker
The torches?
00:42:00
Speaker
No, the doors.
00:42:02
Speaker
Yeah, the doors have handles.
00:42:04
Speaker
I try one of the doors.
00:42:06
Speaker
It swings open.
00:42:08
Speaker
That was too easy.
00:42:09
Speaker
I don't like it.
00:42:11
Speaker
Sam, go ahead.
00:42:13
Speaker
I was about to say, that shows you've played a lot of games.
00:42:16
Speaker
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:17
Speaker
I'm sorry.
00:42:18
Speaker
Let me let me redo that.
00:42:19
Speaker
It swings open.
00:42:20
Speaker
And in the upper right of your vision, you see a little spinning circle.
00:42:25
Speaker
Out of saying.
00:42:28
Speaker
Sam is going to grab out her flashlight from her bag and kind of shine it into the room.
00:42:33
Speaker
There is no need to shine your flashlight into this room because of the door you opened is almost blinding.
00:42:41
Speaker
It is a bright white room.
00:42:44
Speaker
That's disturbing.
00:42:45
Speaker
Is there anything in the room that we can see?
00:42:49
Speaker
Do I need to roll something?
00:42:52
Speaker
From in the hallway, basically what you can tell is this room almost looks surgical.
00:43:03
Speaker
You see a table in the middle of the room with a body on it.
00:43:11
Speaker
surrounded by medical instruments.
00:43:14
Speaker
And on the far side of the room, you see an unlit torch.
00:43:21
Speaker
Um, guys, there's someone in here.
00:43:25
Speaker
Do they look to be breathing at all?
00:43:27
Speaker
I'm not close enough to look.
00:43:29
Speaker
I was just saying, Sam just takes like a small step into the room to like try and get a better look to see if their chest is rising.
00:43:38
Speaker
Ryan is going to stop her for sure.
00:43:41
Speaker
Okay.
00:43:42
Speaker
So Sam tries to step in.
00:43:44
Speaker
Ryan stops her from stepping in.
00:43:46
Speaker
And he just pulls her back a little bit and just shuts the door.
00:43:49
Speaker
And I was like, well, we'll deal with that in a minute.
00:43:52
Speaker
Maybe there's a less creepy room, please.
00:43:55
Speaker
Yeah, but what if that thing comes to life if it is dead?
00:43:58
Speaker
You know, you make a good point.
00:44:00
Speaker
And Ryan just sits against the door and is like, all right, open a different door.
00:44:04
Speaker
Okay.
00:44:06
Speaker
Arthur, you're the lucky one.
00:44:07
Speaker
You picked the next door.
00:44:08
Speaker
God.
00:44:09
Speaker
So one second.
00:44:11
Speaker
Which door was that?
00:44:12
Speaker
Yeah, I was actually just about to ask Samantha, which door was it that you opened?
00:44:17
Speaker
So there was two on either side and then one big one?
00:44:20
Speaker
Yes.
00:44:20
Speaker
So she would open the first door on the left.
00:44:24
Speaker
first door on the left so the one the door on the left closer to the door that you guys entered from correct okay you said the left yes arthur's gonna open the other door on the left the other door on the left okay you open the other door on the left
00:44:43
Speaker
And are you going to step in or are you going to take a look?
00:44:46
Speaker
I'm going to take a look.
00:44:47
Speaker
Okay.
00:44:48
Speaker
You see that there is a small catwalk and there is another small catwalk on the other side of the room.
00:44:58
Speaker
And in between the two catwalks is a giant pool of water.
00:45:05
Speaker
And on the other catwalk up above is another unlit torch.
00:45:12
Speaker
I don't like this room.
00:45:15
Speaker
Oh man.
00:45:16
Speaker
Okay, close that door.
00:45:18
Speaker
Let's open another one.
00:45:19
Speaker
I kind of want to see what all this is before we make a decision.
00:45:23
Speaker
Hold on.
00:45:24
Speaker
Before that happens, hey Sam?
00:45:26
Speaker
Yes?
00:45:27
Speaker
Can you go open the door on the right side?
00:45:30
Speaker
Why can't you open it?
00:45:32
Speaker
I opened the one with the creepy body on the table.
00:45:35
Speaker
Yeah, I just, I want to check something.
00:45:39
Speaker
Or Arthur, if you want to open a door on the right side, I just want to see something real quick.
00:45:44
Speaker
Oh, fine.
00:45:46
Speaker
Arthur opens the second door on the right.
00:45:50
Speaker
So the door further in.
00:45:52
Speaker
You see, as you open the door, that there is another long hallway.
00:45:58
Speaker
Okay.
00:46:00
Speaker
And down this hallway, on either side, there are statues of different animals.
00:46:07
Speaker
Don't do it.
00:46:08
Speaker
That's a trap.
00:46:10
Speaker
And at the very end of the hall is another unlit torch.
00:46:15
Speaker
Are the torches above the doors that we're going into currently lit?
00:46:19
Speaker
Yes.
00:46:20
Speaker
Okay, I have an idea.
00:46:23
Speaker
I have candles.
00:46:26
Speaker
We could make a human, like...
00:46:30
Speaker
tower and the person on the top lights the candles or lights the uh the torches using the lit candle on the big door so we don't have to go into any of these terrifying rooms that god spent hours building oh we're gonna scooby-doo totem pole yeah honestly if that works i feel like i got gypped ryan you gonna open your door you still don't open a fucking door
00:47:00
Speaker
I wanted to make sure it wasn't just gonna be the same door or the same room, depending on who opened the door.
00:47:06
Speaker
Ryan will get up and open the first door on the right.
00:47:09
Speaker
First door on the right, you open the door.
00:47:13
Speaker
There is, of course, on the other end of the room, an unlit torch.
00:47:17
Speaker
And the room is absolutely covered in spider webs.
Spider Web Room Challenge
00:47:22
Speaker
Oh, fuck no.
00:47:23
Speaker
I mean, to be fair, and Ryan pulls out his Zippo, he's like, this room seems kind of easy.
00:47:30
Speaker
And he closes the door.
00:47:32
Speaker
Let's make a decision before we do anything weird.
00:47:35
Speaker
I am not going in that room with the fucking spiders.
00:47:39
Speaker
Neither am I. I'm just going to set it on fire.
00:47:41
Speaker
Any objections?
00:47:42
Speaker
Nope.
00:47:44
Speaker
Nah.
00:47:45
Speaker
You want my lighter too?
00:47:45
Speaker
You want my candle?
00:47:48
Speaker
Nah.
00:47:49
Speaker
And he pulls out the axe can.
00:47:51
Speaker
I think I got this.
00:47:53
Speaker
So is this the first room we're doing?
00:47:56
Speaker
Yeah, fuck it.
00:47:58
Speaker
You're pretty confident, man.
00:47:59
Speaker
I trust you.
00:48:00
Speaker
Sam is having a minor panic attack.
00:48:03
Speaker
Sam, you sit in the back.
00:48:05
Speaker
Especially because that's one of your fucking fears.
00:48:08
Speaker
Yeah, I kind of figured that's what these doors are.
00:48:11
Speaker
The water is Arthur's figure.
00:48:13
Speaker
To be 100% fair, I didn't even take fears into consideration for these.
00:48:18
Speaker
Oh, no.
00:48:19
Speaker
Are you serious?
00:48:19
Speaker
I was like, these are connecting.
00:48:22
Speaker
But now that you mention that, yeah, I think the only one that's not connected to anyone is the animal.
00:48:29
Speaker
Horseshit.
00:48:30
Speaker
Statues.
00:48:31
Speaker
Horseshit.
00:48:31
Speaker
Oh, is that one connected to you?
00:48:33
Speaker
Yeah.
00:48:34
Speaker
Oh, my God.
00:48:35
Speaker
No way.
00:48:38
Speaker
I mean, nothing's really connected to Ryan.
00:48:41
Speaker
Isn't there?
00:48:42
Speaker
Is there or is there not a dead body on the table?
00:48:45
Speaker
Oh.
00:48:48
Speaker
To be 100% fair, I did not mean to link these to your phobias.
00:48:54
Speaker
And I'm so happy that it went that way.
00:48:57
Speaker
That is great.
00:48:59
Speaker
I like when God's happy.
00:49:00
Speaker
Uh-huh.
00:49:03
Speaker
He's a little too happy about our fears.
00:49:08
Speaker
I'm just happy how coincidental that ended up.
00:49:10
Speaker
Hey, Arthur.
00:49:12
Speaker
Do you want to take the axe and the lighter and I'll take the statues?
00:49:17
Speaker
Sure.
00:49:18
Speaker
I mean, they all sound like fucking terrible rooms, but I'll take this shitty one as well.
00:49:24
Speaker
Yeah, just if they do attack, I don't want you getting all banged up.
00:49:30
Speaker
I appreciate that.
00:49:31
Speaker
Thanks for giving me the spider room.
00:49:35
Speaker
I mean, do you want the water?
00:49:39
Speaker
Well, then there we go.
00:49:40
Speaker
Look, these all suck, but we got to figure this out one way or another.
00:49:44
Speaker
Let's get these spiderwebs burnt.
00:49:48
Speaker
And then Ryan pauses.
00:49:49
Speaker
Um, anybody got any ideas how the torch is light?
00:49:52
Speaker
Because I'm assuming setting them on fire is not going to work.
00:49:56
Speaker
We haven't tried it.
00:49:57
Speaker
I mean, you're not wrong.
00:49:59
Speaker
Maybe it's just a matter of getting to the end of the room.
00:50:03
Speaker
You could be onto something.
00:50:05
Speaker
It could be a fetch quest.
00:50:06
Speaker
Collect four torches.
00:50:07
Speaker
Okay.
00:50:08
Speaker
Okay.
00:50:10
Speaker
I guess, but then the thing in the white room, like, is it going to come after whoever goes in there or what?
00:50:17
Speaker
Are we all supposed to go in the rooms ourselves to get the torches lit?
00:50:22
Speaker
Oh, excuse me.
00:50:23
Speaker
Nobody's going in a room when someone else is in another room.
00:50:25
Speaker
Absolutely not.
00:50:26
Speaker
That is exactly how we lose people.
00:50:30
Speaker
One of us will go in one room.
00:50:31
Speaker
The rest of us will stay at the door.
00:50:32
Speaker
The rooms are all big enough that all four of you could go in at the same time.
00:50:38
Speaker
Yeah, but then you'd trap us in a room.
00:50:40
Speaker
We're not that dumb.
00:50:42
Speaker
Yeah, just trap one of us in a room.
00:50:45
Speaker
Yeah, kinda.
00:50:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:50:46
Speaker
I mean, gonna try to hold the door open, but yeah.
00:50:49
Speaker
All right, Arthur, go light some spiders on fire.
00:50:52
Speaker
Why'd I have to go first?
00:50:54
Speaker
I mean, I'll go first if you don't want to set shit on fire.
00:50:57
Speaker
I'm just scared I'm gonna be locked in.
00:51:01
Speaker
We'll hold the door open.
00:51:01
Speaker
You'll be okay.
00:51:04
Speaker
And I mean, if it does shut, you just set everything up but you on fire.
00:51:08
Speaker
All right.
00:51:09
Speaker
Yeah, set everything but you on fire in a room that is completely surrounded by flammable things.
00:51:15
Speaker
That sounds super easy.
00:51:17
Speaker
He's going to come out of that room looking like Freddy fucking Kruger.
00:51:19
Speaker
Gross.
00:51:22
Speaker
All right, fine.
00:51:24
Speaker
Open the door.
00:51:25
Speaker
Start lighting stuff on fire from out here where you're in the hallway.
00:51:29
Speaker
No, I'm liking that idea.
00:51:31
Speaker
And Arthur starts shaking the axe can.
00:51:34
Speaker
Wait, hold on.
00:51:36
Speaker
Ryan's the only one who can spray the axe can.
00:51:39
Speaker
Ryan is the only one that can spray the axe can.
00:51:42
Speaker
It does look pretty old.
00:51:45
Speaker
Brian just pauses and goes.
00:51:48
Speaker
How did you even get this to work?
00:51:49
Speaker
I was hoping it would just work.
00:51:52
Speaker
Fucking.
00:51:53
Speaker
He just snashes out of your hands.
00:51:54
Speaker
And it's like, I really don't want to go in there.
00:51:59
Speaker
I don't want to be on fire again.
00:52:00
Speaker
That was not fun the first time.
00:52:01
Speaker
Don't worry.
00:52:01
Speaker
We'll hold the door for you.
00:52:09
Speaker
Ryan gives him a half-hearted glare and then just kind of raises a hand for a high five.
00:52:14
Speaker
Give him a high five.
00:52:16
Speaker
Sam just walks over and pats Ryan on the shoulder and then steps back.
00:52:21
Speaker
So Ryan is going to open the door to the spider room.
00:52:26
Speaker
How wide is this room?
00:52:28
Speaker
Probably 30, 40 feet wide, another 25 feet deep.
00:52:34
Speaker
It's a decent sized room.
00:52:35
Speaker
And how thick are the spider webs?
00:52:37
Speaker
Oh, they thick.
00:52:38
Speaker
You can see them everywhere?
00:52:39
Speaker
They thick, boy.
00:52:40
Speaker
Or enough you can't see the floor thick?
00:52:43
Speaker
Like, the room is white.
00:52:47
Speaker
And yes, it is thick web.
00:52:50
Speaker
As in, like, there were some big spiders that spun these webs.
00:52:55
Speaker
And last question, is there anything strung across the room?
00:52:59
Speaker
Or is it just covering the walls, floor, and ceiling?
00:53:03
Speaker
No, just covering the walls, floor, and ceiling.
00:53:06
Speaker
There's not any, like, how you guys walked into a web.
00:53:10
Speaker
There's none of that.
00:53:12
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:13
Speaker
Ryan is going to start with a test puff of fire on the spiderwebs on the floor closest to the door while still standing in the hallway slash doorway.
00:53:24
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:25
Speaker
You take a test puff of fire, and it works just as well as you would expect it to.
00:53:31
Speaker
You know, you got your lighter, you got your axe, you spray it.
00:53:34
Speaker
Big plume of fire real quick, and as soon as it hits the threshold for the door, the fire dissipates and is gone.
00:53:41
Speaker
Ryan just stares at that and goes, oh, motherfucker.
00:53:46
Speaker
Do you want me to go in with you?
00:53:48
Speaker
No, no, hold on.
00:53:49
Speaker
Ryan is going to put his hands past the doorway and try a puff of fire.
00:53:54
Speaker
You put your hand past the doorway and in front of your eyes, you see what everyone else sees when they look at the ax can.
00:54:05
Speaker
What, nothing?
00:54:06
Speaker
Ryan pulls the ax can back.
00:54:08
Speaker
You pull it back and it looks fine.
00:54:11
Speaker
Okay, now I see why you guys say it shouldn't work.
00:54:15
Speaker
It looks old as shit in that room.
00:54:18
Speaker
Yeah, that room.
00:54:22
Speaker
You guys are holding the door open, right?
00:54:24
Speaker
You got that?
00:54:26
Speaker
I'll stand right here.
00:54:27
Speaker
I won't even move.
00:54:28
Speaker
If it's going to shut, it's going to shut on me.
Conclusion and Technical Difficulties
00:54:31
Speaker
Hey everybody, Nick here.
00:54:32
Speaker
Little technical difficulties at the end of that recording, but it left off in a wonderful spot.
00:54:36
Speaker
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