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PATREON FREE PREVIEW Ep 109: The Fly (1986)
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Here's a little clip of our newest Patrons only episode for Halloween Horrorfest available at patreon.com/worsepeople
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Introduction & Character's Messy State
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Speaker
But he does make jokes during all this. Like, he's gross, he's melting, he's got what looks like jizz all over his shirt, but it's his, we find out it's his, like, enzyme. that yeah It's his vomit.
Proposal to Record a Show
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Speaker
And he's like, record me. We'll have to make a show out of this. But before he does that, he's talking to her and he's like, the the computer didn't know the difference and and it made it us and we hadn't even met yet.
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Speaker
Yeah.
Performance Compared to Shatner
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Speaker
My gold bloom is becoming Shatner, but it's yeah. Well, there's just less charming gold blue, but he's also doing a very skittish performance here. So it is kind of Shatner. It's all over the place. And he is. I love his performance because it's got all the
Donut Incident & Humor
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Speaker
the goo and stuff. But yeah, he's doing the twitching and he's like,
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Speaker
His movie is lie going everywhere. and Yeah, it's it's good. I mean, he's doing a wonderful performance. He picks up a donut and he's like, she's like, you're going to eat that donut. And he's like, sure am. who yeah And just pukes jizz all over the. ah Did you want a bite? And I love it because he's like, oh, that's disgusting, isn't it?
Ear Falling Off & Reactions
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Speaker
And then his ear falls off. It's like, maybe that's worse. No, no, that's disgusting. And she's just absolutely horrified because she's in love with this guy. She's not that horrified because she gives him a hug and I'm sorry. If if I was melting and came to
Debate on Hugging a Melting Person
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Speaker
say. I don't want to hug you now and it's not because of who you are it's because of who I am. it If your ear falls off I don't want to touch you. If your mother's ear fell off and then she started crying would you hug her?
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Speaker
Is she dying? And she's in this position look right now because my first thought is leprosy. and Yeah. Hugging a leper. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Jesus, dude, I'm. Yeah, it takes way longer than three days for him to come back.
Modern Twist on Jesus' Miracles
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Speaker
Because that's the whole thing in the Bible, right? Jesus went and hung out with a bunch of lepers. He didn't just hang out with them. He cured them, dude. Yeah.
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Speaker
They were chillin' first. You guys had great stories growing up. I didn't have stories like that. As Jesus passed around a joint and he was tired of getting it back with lips on it, so he cured them. This is actually not working out for my relationship. You know what? Cured, cured, cured, cured. And you don't get leprosy, and you don't get leprosy, and you don't
Blood into Wine Joke
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Speaker
get leprosy. I cured that one, but I accidentally turned his blood into wine, so he's not alive, but he's pretty drunk. But I learned in a new trick, guys. so Let's drink some wine. Check under your seats. It's your index finger.
Advising to Leave Melting Person
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Speaker
it's a opposable thumbs guys you're welcome
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Speaker
ah She goes back to ah Potter damn the third gets and he's like dude bail on this motherfucker like yeah this is not good I can't quit him. He's got a great line. I don't know if you guys heard it because like we said something at this point, but it was also a trailer
Comparison to Typhoid Mary
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Speaker
line. So yeah, she's like, she's like, but he's a great man. And dada duh he's like, yeah. And I'm sure typhoid Mary was ah a pleasant person, too, if you saw her socially. but She was. She got tested and came up negative every time. So she didn't know that she was passing on that disease.
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Speaker
ah But he's like, you know what? I can make some money off this. Go and film him some more. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. I don't believe you. Go film. yeah let me Let me see it. Yeah. I'm not going to go there. oh god He's watching it.
Filming the Character & Children's Book Idea
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Speaker
He's watching it. Yeah. Like that's what you showed? That's what you showed people?
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Speaker
ah That was actually really funny when she was filming him doing the the vomit donuts Because he's sitting down and he's like you need to film this for like posterity kids are gonna love this But he he said said he's like, all right kids. So you want to see how I eat? Well, because yeah he said at the very least it'll make a fun children's book. Yeah The the Brundle fly but he literally says it there. He's like, all right kids yeah