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Its tradeshow seasson
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Be careful out there!!!!
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Transcript
Introduction to Trade Show Experiences
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Baker Plbg
I got a lot of flack about the my three rules that i ah concocted all by myself easily a decade ago, and that's from experience over the last 30 years of dealing with the trade and the trade shows.
00:00:12
Baker Plbg
And if you guys don't know or have forgotten, number one, someone's literally going to – I did say someone will puke in the pool. Not every place has a pool, but someone's going to puke in a public place, guaranteed, and embarrass themselves and have to, you know, because they've over-consumed – Number two is two idiots are going to get into a fight with the old liquid courage going and, ah you know, some playful banter that turns into insults, which turns into fisticuffs is also an absolute guarantee.
Refining the Rules of Engagement
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Baker Plbg
And if you guys know, then, you know, and the last one I may have to refine to you the 2025 standard.
00:00:50
Baker Plbg
Someone's going to try and bang your wife. um not everybody brings their wives and now we know why is because i should i should amend those and put like, you know, there's the there's the top three and then there's the sub columns A, B, and C. And so what you should do it I'm here to to provide you the opportunity to avoid the pitfalls and and um the landmines that await you when you go to the trade show, which apparently is now to have like some weird trade so trade show trist, some weird threesome or foursome or what some orgy.
Survival Guide for Trade Shows in Vegas
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Baker Plbg
So here's my new rules, particularly because it's in Las Vegas, Sin City this year. ah Number one, make sure you bring protection.
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Baker Plbg
ah Number two, ah make sure you're tested afterwards. like you know what ah What stays in Vegas does not stay in Vegas, particularly if you get an STD. And I'm not calling an STI because that is some pussy shit.
00:01:54
Baker Plbg
If you get a sexually transmitted disease and bring that home to your significant other, good luck with the rest of your life. And number three, and probably the most important, and if you know, ah you know, leave your effing cell phones and your cameras at the door.
Industry Icons or Inappropriate Behaviors?
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Baker Plbg
Who in their right mind brings ah photography equipment into a situation like that? You guys are literally the stupidest mother effers on the planet.
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Baker Plbg
and And, you know, I'm not going to name names. Not yet.
Final Thoughts on Staying Safe
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Baker Plbg
the people that do that are literally, that have done that and are doing that and are participating in that, are literally trying to present themselves as ah professional and and icons of the industry that young people can look up to and emulate.
00:02:52
Baker Plbg
And that's what you're doing? Dude, you are dumbass guy. It's ridiculous. Anyway, be safe out there. It's a crazy world. Those are my thoughts, not yours. Trade edition, trade show edition.
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Baker Plbg
I'm out.