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Speaker: Hello, everybody, and welcome to Rocket Ajax. This is the Internet's most explosive comic book and pop culture podcast. We are your hosts. My name is Chris Sims. With me, as always, is Matt Wilson.
Speaker: That's right. Here I am. And I have a question for you, Chris. I would love to hear it. Now... I gotta preface this in a couple ways. Worrisome, but okay.
Speaker: One, I'm not sure. I'm trying to recall if this is a question you have previously asked. If so, my apologies. i likely will not remember.
Speaker: Two, this is not a question I came up with. This is a question that ah Ben Gully, our mutual friend Ben Gully, asked both myself and my friend Sean Boggess over the weekend. ah Because Ben was in town for my birthday.
Speaker: ah i had ah I had a bowling party. It was it was lovely. Love that for you.
Speaker: Here's Ben's question. And this is the bit the question that Ben has started asking everybody. Okay. If you were to speedrun video game, what game would it be?
Speaker: o Start to finish. i mean, there are lots of different types of speedrunning, but yeah, let's say let's say any percent completion.
Speaker: I think... Literally the only one I could do, and I couldn't do it as fast as anyone who was a speedrunner. i mean, I think most people will caveat their answer that way. Yeah.
Speaker: But I think the only one I would have like a reasonable shot at doing is Super Mario World. that's a good That's a good choice. That's a very good choice. I might could do Symphony of the Night. ah but yeah I mean, the thing is, I'm not actually good at video games, so I spend a lot of time grinding. Right. In in your Castlevania, I just know Symphony of the Night so well.
Speaker: Back and forth, that i could probably yeah. like I might have a good chance that. like Same with Super Mario World. i had a like The summer that I was 13, it's like the only thing i did.
Speaker: Yeah, I played a lot of Super Mario World 2, but I never like tried to do it quickly. yeah um My knee-jerk answer, you you would think I would say Punch-Out, but that is wrong. Because despite how much I have played Punch-Out in my life, I have never unassisted beaten Mike Tyson or Mr. Dream.
Speaker: yeah it's just I just can't do it. Punch-Out! That's a game of timing. Of speedrunning. So many Summoning Salt videos are about Punch-Out!
Speaker: it's just not I can't do those frame-perfect inputs that you have to be able to do for that. but the two that i are the the My response was Mega Man 2. That's good one.
Speaker: that's a good one And honestly, once you get the Metal Blade, you get it from Metal Man first, you can pretty much blow through a lot of that game.
Speaker: Yeah, I i played Mega Man 2 so much in in my youth that I feel like it's almost muscle memory with that game at this point. Although, in hindsight, I maybe would have said Super Mario Bros. 3.
Speaker: Yeah, Mario 3, because like I know where the warp whistles are. Right. Still, to this day. Same. And I'm pretty good at Mario 3. So I feel like that might be one I could do.
Speaker: Yeah, and yeah Mario 3 would be a very achievable, i could beat it in a respectable time. nothing Nothing close to an actual speedrun. What's the best? I don't know what the Bowser fight is like in Mario 2. Oh, that's where he's jumping. That's where he's jumping. And he's got bricks underneath him. Yeah, and you just gotta have him jump through the bricks down.
Speaker: i could I could maybe do that one in a like decent amount of time. Like a normal person amount of time. Yeah, yeah. It's interesting that, in hindsight, the first thing I said as soon as Ben asked was Mega Man 2.
Speaker: Yeah. I mean, that's that's a a tough one, though, because like... Here's the thing. I love Mega Man 2. I think Mega Man 2 is great. think it's the the phenomenal game. i have always... Maybe I'm better at them now, but when I was a kid, I could not do the disappearing blocks.
Speaker: Ah, yeah. Like, one million percent... like Now, if I had you there, my boy, my road dog, my bestie, and you were holding, I think it was um down and B on the player two ah controller, and I could just get the super jump?
Speaker: Yeah. then i could I could easily. But I mean, that's Matt-assisted. That's an any percent Matt-assisted speedrun. I was pretty good at the disappearing blocks, but not in Mega Man 1, only in Mega Man 2. Mega Man 1, the timing is really weird. Mega Man 1 is harsh.
Speaker: Yeah. I just realized, though, that my answer should be Metal Gear Solid, because that is the the game that I have actually attempted to speedrun in my life. Now, could you do a Bloodborne or ah ah like ah a Dark Souls? Because I know you like those.
Speaker: I haven't played Dark Souls enough. I've only played Dark Souls through one time. Maybe Bloodborne. Maybe. if If I'm really like on my game, i could maybe try to speedrun it. But I have played through Metal Gear Solid as quickly as possible and done it in a relatively short amount of time. So that probably ought to be my answer. Anyway, we have a great show for everybody this week. Did you like how we just answered a question?
Speaker: We're going to do more of that. A question that technically came from a listener? That's right. We're going to be answering more listener questions a little bit later in the show. But before we get to that, we do have some business to take care of.
Speaker: The first piece of business, Chris, is thanking our newest supporters over on Patreon. That's right, Matt. No, these the people who want to help the show out. The people that I am very thankful for at this point in time, as we ah cruise on through month six of unemployment for your boy, they want to help out the show. They want to support me and Matt. They want to help us to keep doing all the fun things that we do, the side projects, the... specials that we do every month, like Every Story Ever and Comics Catch Up.
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Speaker: The sole place where you can buy all of your favorite Australian exports like Vegemite, Tim Tams, Kangaroo Jerky, Bluey DVDs, Knifey Spoonie play sets, incredibly racist immigration detention policies, and Crowded House t-shirts.
Speaker: Crowded House is from New Zealand, but they always claim New Zealand stuff in Australia that they like. I looked up Koala Blue, because I am unfamiliar with this.
Speaker: And the like top result is the Wikipedia page for Olivia Newton-John. Okay. Because one of the photos on there is Olivia Newton-John at the opening of a Koala Blue store in 1988. see.
Speaker: i see so They must have all closed
Speaker: since then. I mean, presumably. Yeah. But maybe Olivia Newton-John can come to this one that's ah down at 772 Gimmick Street, where we can get... I bet they've got um <unk>s Crowded House.
Speaker: They've got Crowded House. ah Who else do we have? Straits? Dire Straits. i don't think I think Dire Straits American. ah ah Men Without Hats?
Speaker: ah remember thought I mean, obviously, yeah. um
Speaker: I feel like there's a big... Kylie Minogue. Oh, Kylie Minogue, of course. Honestly, one of the all-timers, Kylie Minogue. Yeah. ah the new Wait...
Speaker: Men Without Hats ah was... at Work is who I meant. Men Without Hats is Canadian. ah Men at Work is who I meant. um Also, the new Supergirl... Oh, ACDC.
Speaker: ACDC is Australian. Yeah, they're Australian. um The new Supergirl is Australian. ah Oh, good for her. Yeah. ah Lots of good stuff from from down there.
Speaker: It's a shame that I guess Australia exploded and sent her to Earth.
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Speaker: All right. With that, Chris, now that we have thanked our wonderful Patreon supporters, it's time for some checks and recs. What do you say? Let's do
Speaker: it. Chris, what would do you like to check in with this week? Matt, as you know, ah well first and First of all, I want to say, Matt, you celebrated your birthday last week. I did. One week ago today, if people are listening to this on the day that it goes up, less than a week ago today for us here in the past.
Speaker: And I do have a present for you. But it has, I keep checking, I ordered this thing a while back. but it has not shipped to me yet.
Speaker: And it needs to ship to me before I can send it to you. Ain't that the way it always goes. No, I do. I am tempted to just be like, do you want me to tell you what it is? But I think you will enjoy opening it as a surprise. Yeah, I don't want you to tell me what it is. I would like to to to be surprised. Yeah.
Speaker: I just want you to know, hang hang on one second.
Speaker: I'll tell you, i feel guilty, Matt. Don't. It's fine. i I'm perfectly fine getting a slightly delayed gift. It just extends the experience. I ordered this thing on June 2nd.
Speaker: Hmm. Oh, Nicole Kidman, also Australian. not Not a musical act. No. ah neither is Neither is Millie Alcock, the new Supergirl.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. Is that her name? That is her name, yeah. Why are those... the The super family got some weird names. I don't know, maybe that's mean. I shouldn't be mean. I shouldn't judge people based on their names. I i'm not like i liked um David Cornswit. It's just like I've never heard that name before.
Speaker: Don't be mean to sweat and cock. See, Matt? They're very famous and successful. We could do it. I mean, I guess.
Speaker: I guess. I mean, you know he's Superman. he's He can probably... You can probably ticker take a few a joke or two. Anyway, Matt, i always want to live in a world more like the one I see in Batman comics, except for all the murdering.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, that's a good exception. I think very obviously anti-murder, anti-being murdered, pro-riddle, pro-jokes, but anti-murder.
Speaker: generally speaking. But what I mean by that is I want to live in a world that looks like Batman. You know? I want to live in a world where ah where a a coffee shop will have a giant working pot of hot coffee that pours into a cup on the roof.
Speaker: Which is why I was very excited last weekend to go to an annual event here in beautiful Minneapolis where I met up with our friend Benjamin Bertie ah recent ah Twin Cities import, Benjamin Burney, to go see a giant pencil get sharpened.
Speaker: There is a giant pencil in South Minneapolis. It is it on a Lake of the Isles. It is a sculpture that was ah a wind-damaged oak re-sculpted into a 20-foot tall, 32-inch diameter number two pencil.
Speaker: And on the first Saturday in June, they sharpen it. They have a giant sharpener. ah they They do a whole thing. And this year, David Reese was their professional pencil sharpener.
Speaker: David Reese. A man who's ah whose television show, Going Deep, changed my life. Because it changed the way I tie my shoes. So I was very excited.
Speaker: ah There was a performance from the University of of Minnesota marching band. There was a music. There were people giving out pencils, um handing them, not throwing them into the crowd, which, solid choice, because they were sharpened.
Speaker: all That had like the date and of the event, great souvenirs. Did make me want to go get ah like custom pencils priced for in case we ever do something that would require that.
Speaker: But what will always stick with me is that there was a speech prior to the sharpening of the pencil where they let the crowd vote on whether they would sharpen the pencil or leave it dull.
Speaker: Because dull pencil, that doesn't create any problems. ah But a sharp pencil, sharp enough to pierce heaven itself, can stand against anything. And I will always remember that because I thought I was going to go live in a Batman world for a minute, but instead I lived it in a world where anime was real.
Speaker: Right, yes. And that was very exciting. but I had a great time watching a giant pencil get sharpened. The the crowds were out. It was really fun. If your community has something like fun and silly that they do, do't do it! Because I did feel... i i felt nice and energized. I mean, I felt mentally nice and energized. I felt physically like I had stood outside in the sun for like two hours, and then I came home and played video games in bed.
Speaker: ah But, generally, felt pretty energized by the sharpening of the pencil. Matt, what have you been up with? Well, Chris, as we discussed, um it was my birthday last week.
Speaker: And as I mentioned, i had a bowling party for my birthday. And I am considering the potential of really getting back into bowling.
Speaker: Okay. When I was in college... Ben Gully and i used to go bowling every Friday. We had a routine. We would go... like i would drive to the college he went to, which was half away half an hour away from mine.
Speaker: And we would go to a bowling alley and we would bowl. probably Usually like two games each. And ah then we would do a ritual where we walked through the arcade and said the same jokes about all the games in the arcade. Yeah.
Speaker: One of them was, look at those graphics. They're like PlayStation 1 graphics. And this was in 2003, so it was extra funny. There's literally nothing more you and Bengali than every week Making these same jokes.
Speaker: Yes. ah And then it was a ritual. Then we would go to a diner called Jan's House and eat dinner. And it was always the same thing. We'd always order the same thing, including ah chocolate cream pie.
Speaker: Nice. And then we would go see a movie. That was what we did every Friday. And because of that, I got pretty good at bowling. Like... you know You practice something enough. You do something enough times. You do it every week. You get pretty good at it. I bought my own bowling ball, my my ball, which I named Night Shocker 2. I bought it from a thrift store, so it has someone else's initials on it, and the finger holes didn't fit when I first bought it. It was also too heavy. didn't buy
Speaker: Because i saw it at a thrift store I was like, I want this bowling ball and I bought it. Now it fits pretty well and it's not too heavy, but it is a heavy ball. It's like a 15 or 16 pound ball.
Speaker: And so I started using that ball, getting used to it. um I wasn't very good with it to start, but I got better. And I still have some of those bowling skills. And I feel like if I...
Speaker: really kept at it, and got back into it, like I could be good. like and Maybe I could even join a league and stuff. i i just i wonder if I should. i wonder if I should. I also have lots of bowling superstitions.
Speaker: okay ah Such as, I cannot celebrate a strike. That... It feels psychologically revealing. Yeah. If I celebrate a strike, it will jinx me and I will do poorly um for the rest of the game.
Speaker: Okay. If I get a split, I have to laugh. And um if I... so like go right between the pins in a split.
Speaker: I have to do like the field goal symbol. ah like there Ben knows all of these um because we used to do these all the time. If you leave one pin, you've got to say, he's flipping you off.
Speaker: um there's There's all kinds of ah little little superstitions like that that I have with bowling and is the only thing I'm superstitious about. So, listeners, why don't you let me know if you think I should get back into bowling and do it more regularly because it is like a so ah semi-athletic endeavor that I'm, one, actually pretty good at and, two, have done a lot of. So, ah yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: let's Now, li bit what is what's what's holding you back? making you like, what's making you feel like like what's the debate here Well, ah for a long time, the the issue was expense. Like I didn't want to go bowling and, and have to pay. and like, there's nowhere you can go bowling for free.
Speaker: Like bowling is not like tennis. Like you could just go play tennis at a tennis court. Right. But like, or like pickleball, which so many people do now, but like bowling, unless you are quite rich and have a bowling alley in your house, you have to pay to do it.
Speaker: Um, Which has always kind of prevented me from you know doing it super regularly. Also, if I would probably have to go like it was going to go practice, I'd probably have to go do it by myself.
Speaker: Which is not the most fun thing in the world, but like I don't hate doing things like that by myself either. Yeah. So those are the those are the things holding me back, I would say. Cost, and I would probably have to do it mostly by myself.
Speaker: Until I joined a league or something. Okay. Okay. Well, weigh in. Yeah, weigh in. Weigh in, folks. Determine Matt's fate. That's right. ah All right.
Speaker: Time for some recommendations. What do you have to recommend, Chris? Matt... This is a recommendation for the people, but also specifically a recommendation for you.
Speaker: the five blu i I think you've made this recommendation directly to me before this, yeah in fact. Yes. ah to To the point where like I almost... I was like, well, i I like the birthday present that I got for Matt. I could keep it and just get you this. And that is Mina the Hollower.
Speaker: ah The new game from Yacht Club Games, the studio that made Hollow Knight. And Hollow Knight, or not Hollow Knight, sorry, Shovel Knight, different Knight. New video game from Yacht Club Games, the developers of Shovel Knight. And if you played Shovel Knight, you will know that it was basically like, what if we made DuckTales for the Nintendo, but now?
Speaker: And that resulted in a great game. Mina the Hollower is that same studio saying, okay, what if we made Link's Awakening now?
Speaker: yeah yeah When I talked about how much I liked it on Blue Skies, someone told me that they ah had heard that it was like Bloodborne, which at the time I didn't really get.
Speaker: Because it was really like, it's very much Zelda, specifically a Link's Awakening. In most respects. ah But as I continue playing it, I feel like that there's a little bit of Souls-like in it.
Speaker: In that you have like a limited healing item. that ah you can use and you can get more of as the game progresses. And if you die without ah what is called in the game a spark, but which is essentially your lives, oh then you lose the currency that you use for leveling up and and buying items.
Speaker: ah But both of those, I think, are actually like way more forgiving than they are generally in a Souls-like. Even like a like ah ah like a retro Souls-like, like a Souls-like Metroidvania or whatever.
Speaker: And there's also, if you don't care about like getting your Chivos or whatever, there's also a very robust suite of ah assist options. But what i think where I think that comes from is the vibes.
Speaker: Well, the title the title is kind of a giveaway. ah Hollowing is not a thing in in Bloodborne per se, but it is a Souls term.
Speaker: ah in In the first Dark Souls, you are the hollowed. ah In this game, that refers to um you can dig underground. Oh, okay. Which is is the name of that. But yeah, I i feel like i know enough about ah Dark Souls to know about ah ah that aspect of it.
Speaker: yeah But Matt, it's so good. i'm i'm very I'm very interested in playing it. I do want to play it as soon as I can. yeah i i i need you to play it because I need to talk to someone at length about how much I loved it.
Speaker: okay It's very much like I described it as being very post-Tunic ah and oh post... Anyway, I described it as being very post-Tunic in that like pretty much everything you can do in the game, you can do at the start of the game.
Speaker: Like, there's sub-weapons, and there's items that you get that'll make certain things easier, and that are necessary for particular puzzles.
Speaker: But most of the things that you get just make it either easier to do something, or possible to do it in a slightly different way. you thinking it Were you thinking of Animal Well? Animal Well, yes, thank you. yeah ah there is a like There is sort of a prescribed order of how of where you should go to do things, and you know there's really no reason to not follow that. But I did some some mild... oh not I mean, not really sequence breaking, because again, it's very open-worldy, but I think I did things out of the prescribed order late in the game.
Speaker: um But a lot of the like puzzles and... little bits and pieces that make it really interesting and fun make sense.
Speaker: Like, that they they follow a logic that the game has, and it's just really, really good and fun to play. oh I loved it. I think it's probably my oh favorite game of the year, and it may even ah be my favorite game of the past two years that in which you spend bones as currency.
Speaker: um up there with Hades 2. The bones are their money. The bones are their money. Up, yeah but not out. shit ah So yes, get Mina the Hollower, you especially, but also you, listener, because I think it's a really phenomenal game and a an an amazing like follow-up to oh Shovel Knight.
Speaker: Matt, what would you like to recommend? My recommendation, Chris, is also a game, but it's not a a sort of indie game like Mina the Hollower is. it's a It is a AAA, sleek, big-budget title from IO Interactive.
Speaker: It is 007 First Light, which is a largely good game. I would probably, if I were you know on a what site doing a review,
Speaker: giving it a grade, it would probably be a B+. plus Here's why. It has a lot of elements of games that I really like. It is developed by IO Interactive. It's developed by the same studio that made those Hitman games that I love so, so dear.
Speaker: And there are big parts of First Light that feel like those Hitman games, where you kind of sit down in a location as this like you know secret agent, and you've got to find your way inside, you've got to sneak around, you can put on a disguise,
Speaker: There are like all these you know different ways to kind of achieve your goal, whatever it may be. you know In Hitman, it's always to take out certain targets.
Speaker: In 007 First Light, it is a little bit different. like You have you know various different missions that you're expected to carry out. The difference is, and and you know I kind of was hoping for the game to just be Hitman with James Bond, um but instead it is some Hitman parts and then some like Uncharted parts where it's fully action and you're doing a lot of fist fighting and you're doing a lot of shooting. And of course you're going to be doing that as James Bond, but the shooting parts I don't really like that much.
Speaker: um Or they're they're just not for me, I guess. It's a lot of getting behind cover, waiting for the right moment, popping out and shooting. If you get get shots just a few times, you're dead. like it is It is pretty unforgiving about that, at least on the... like normal and of difficulty. um So it is a lot of just like kneeling behind cover.
Speaker: I find that kind of shooting mechanic like a little bit tedious. um And there's there's like a you know a mechanic where you like can run from one cover to the next while still crouching and that sort of thing. But I much prefer the stuff where you're like sneaking around and like taking down enemies.
Speaker: There's a little bit of like Batman Arkham Asylum in this too, which there's also a little bit of in Hitman. um But I much prefer the kind of... like spy stuff to the action stuff in the game.
Speaker: The other thing that I think is worth mentioning, which I'm not saying this is something good or bad. It is just the state of video games in 2026. This is very much the Sony's Marvel's Spider-Man PS4 for James Bond.
Speaker: do Do you know what I mean when I say that, Chris? I mean, To me, that just sounds good. I mean, yes. ah I mean, in a lot of ways, it's good. But what I specifically mean is, in Sony's Marvel Spider-Man for the PS4, it is not recognizably any Spider-Man from any movie or animated thing or anything else. It is specifically ah you know a developer making their own Spider-Man, even down to him having like his own costume. They
Speaker: they cast an actor to play this role, and he's their Spider-Man. He is their... Video game Spider-Man. um The Insomniac Spider-Man. This is very much the IO Interactive James Bond. He's like 26 years old.
Speaker: okay He doesn't look like any other James Bond. he's He's kind of like James Bond Jr. And so the James Bond Jr. theme song was going through my head the whole time I was playing it. But he's like young, he wears leather jackets. There's no times where he's wearing suits and tuxedos and stuff. but like And he's like, fuck martinis.
Speaker: He's very lad-coated. Oh, there's a scene where he... sport This is a bit of a spoiler. There's a scene where it's like, here, try this martini.
Speaker: Kind of like what happened to Daniel Craig, but it's not a Vesper in the game. um But like... he's very lad coded this James Bond. He's calling everybody mate. It's, it's, it's weird to hear James Bond be just telling like a lad, which is what this James Bond is. Uh, it's, he's very like Jen Z James Bond, which is, you know, it's fine. um it's just, it's a little strict.
Speaker: Patrick Gibson is the actor who plays him. Um, But he's good. like He's good as Bond and and believable. um The other thing about the game is 40% of it is training.
Speaker: Because it is it is literally Bond getting recruited. like You start and he's in the Air Force. And he gets recruited and then he goes through... Wait, in the Air Force? Not the Navy?
Speaker: He's in the Air Force, yeah. Interesting. interesting um He's in the Air Force, he gets recruited, and he goes through the whole... like training basic training basic training process. He he like has a whole class of future 007s that he meets.
Speaker: and like he He gets into the the stuff from there. One other thing I will mention. um Lord have mercy. Every James Bond story in the last 25 years so have been about him going rogue.
Speaker: man This one is too. Okay, like that's the first thing you've said that's made me not want to play it. Yeah. Because like he can't always go rogue. It happens so much. If he always goes rogue, then that's not that's not really going rogue.
Speaker: after After Casino Royale, it's every Daniel Craig movie. Yeah, man, got to do his job sometimes. But I like it. I like the story of the game. I think it sets up this James Bond well for future games.
Speaker: um it's just It's not quite as good as I wanted it to be, but it is very good. So it is still going to be my recommendation. 007 First Light.
Speaker: All right, Chris, those are our checks and recs, which means it's time to talk about some comics. Let's do it.
Speaker: The Texture's Choice winner for this week is Avengers Armageddon number one. This is the start of the Chip Zdarsky run on Avengers.
Speaker: Interestingly, there is a legacy number on the cover that says this is number 803. Despite this book not just being called Avengers. Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker: It's little weird. like I don't know why this wouldn't just be Avengers number one. Or Avengers Armageddon number one, which is technically the title. but yeah we Yeah. say If it's going to be Avengers number 803, why isn't it just Avengers number one?
Speaker: Why isn't it just Avengers number 803? Like, why is it the story called Armageddon? I i don't know. But it's it's by Chip, um with art by Delio Diaz and Frank Alpizar. Yeah.
Speaker: um And it is a really good-looking comic book. like The art in this, I thought, was really, really good. um Like, super... I don't know, modern, high-quality comics is what it felt like to really liked the look of it. ah Lots of great action, lots of great oh character stuff. like like Everybody looks like they should.
Speaker: Yeah, very much so. Which like. ah So from the from Jump Street, the bad guy of this book is Red Hulk, is Thunderbolt Ross, who has taken over Latveria and renamed it New America.
Speaker: Which is hilarious. ah like That's one of the things that we we texted each other, is I sent the location caption, Democracy City, New America, formerly Doomsday Latveria. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. um And everybody in the world wants to stop him. Everybody in the world thinks that ah General Ross has crossed the line taking over Latveria. But they also are telling – the UN n is telling the Avengers, don't get involved. Let us just do it this time.
Speaker: And so like James Bond, they've got to go rogue. They've got to go rogue. um So, yeah, Tony Stark – because they're all the Avengers are furious because – Thunderbolt Ross in Captain America. this Interestingly, this Avengers run is a direct continuation of Chip's Captain America run, which is also still going on.
Speaker: um But Thunderbolt Ross put Steve Rogers in a coma. And so um they are furious and want to go kick his ass.
Speaker: And so they bring in Captain America 2001,
Speaker: ah to to be part of the new Avengers team, despite him being like the loosest of cannons. Yeah, like to the point where he like shows up, when they go get him, he is attacking the Pentagon to destroy a super so super soldier program. Yeah, because he doesn't want anybody else to be made into a super soldier. Because he he knows how hard it is. Yeah, um which, this really, really completes the I guess not like not the metaphor, but like the comparison of him being like a modern John Walker.
Speaker: yeah In that like he is a guy who was meant to be Captain America, who failed at being Captain America, and then... ah like he is going to stick around as a different guy.
Speaker: Yeah, David Colton is is his name. he he ah he's he's more he's He's got a darker vibe to him than John Walker, even though John Walker murdered a lot of people. um yeah because Because he's the 9-11 cab, he's got that vibe about him. The post-9-11 cab.
Speaker: Yeah. ah Also, one other thing I've got to mention here, the way Tony Stark is drawn in this comic... um He looks like young millennial and or Gen Z Tony Stark, and it sent me.
Speaker: You think looks like Teen Tony? He doesn't look like Teen Tony, but he looks like he's like you know in his mid to late 20s and has a mustache. And so he looks like that fucking – he looks like Benson Boone. Yeah.
Speaker: i I texted you and Bonito. He looks like he's about to do a backflip a piano. Not incorrect. Yeah. Just weird how we get older, but they don't.
Speaker: ah What, comic book characters? Yeah. I mean, yeah, bud, that's gonna happen. that's That's why we have the Dark Knight Returns.
Speaker: ah But good, a good start to Chip's Avengers run, I think. ah Yeah, like, really interesting stuff. um Like, it's... The thing about a lot of the stuff that Chip does is, when he's doing, like, straight superhero comics, it's almost really funny.
Speaker: Like, Democracy City, New America. That's fucking funny. It's funny. It's really funny. this isn't like a comedy book. ah And I think that like that comes through in a lot of what's going on. I mean, when Spider-Man's talking, it's funny.
Speaker: Yeah, when Spider-Man's showing up being like, hey, I do not want to go commit a war crime. I do not want to go rogue. And Tony Stark goes, okay, well, if Steve asked you to do this, would you? And Spider-Man was like, yeah.
Speaker: and And look, Tony Stark is very understanding about that. He's like, look, we'd all we'd go into hell for for Cap, we know. yeah ah But if you want to sit this one out, it's okay.
Speaker: Yeah. Which, you know, this ain't Spider-Man's job. do No, no. I gotta say, when post-911 Cap shows up and gets his new costume and is kind of the sentry, I guess, that's a wild moment.
Speaker: Well, there's there's a part in this where he's just like floating. And it's like, how's he doing that? And then you realize that Tony Stark gave him an arc reactor. Yeah, but then he shows up in a cape with a glowing star on his chest. It's wild. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. I liked this a lot. So ah well we'll see how it goes from here.
Speaker: ah Next up, let's talk about Absolute Catwoman number one, um which is by Scott Snyder and Che Grayson with art by Bengal or Bengal.
Speaker: ah Either way, I'm not exactly sure how to say it, but the art is Bengal. yeah um Either way, the art looks really good in this.
Speaker: And um from Jump Street, this book is like... hey, here's somebody who looks like regular Catwoman, or Catwoman from 20 years ago.
Speaker: And that ain't Catwoman. Yeah. This Catwoman has a robot tail, and a motorcycle the that turns into a robot tiger.
Speaker: Yes. like I love the motorcycle that turns into a robot tiger, Matt. Yeah. um The gimmick of this is kind of that Selena here is still from kind of like humble beginnings. Yeah, she talks about being – specifically, she's a Cuban immigrant.
Speaker: Yeah, who who grew up in foster homes. and And it was during that time she met Holly. And so Holly is instantly a character in this.
Speaker: And like they were friends as as teenagers, but then Holly like disappeared for a while. um And this is when she shows back up. But this is Selina the present.
Speaker: it's ah It's her 25th birthday, and she is extraordinarily rich. She is Bruce Wayne rich. Yeah, because she has stolen everything. And she used to have a crew.
Speaker: Right, and they were the all the women in the you know regular DC-looking Catwoman costumes. um The Darwin Cook-looking Catwoman costumes. Yeah. yeah um But I think this is a really fun take on Catwoman. The notion of like she's the rich one, she's the kind of Bruce Wayne figure, and she's about to retire at age 25. She just turned 25, and she's like, ah yeah, I'm going to retire from being Catwoman.
Speaker: um But she gets pulled back in. Yeah. At 25? Yeah. um Very fun stuff. Can she come out of retirement for one last go? 25?
Speaker: at twenty point five Yeah. There's also like a kind of like ah ah ah James Bond-ish globetrotting element to this. Yeah. It's like all the stuff that you... i mean I think you've really hit the nail on the head. It's Catwoman doing all the Batman stuff.
Speaker: Yeah. Which is really cool and interesting, and and I really like that setup. ah But you know she's also you know a thief who's dealing with thieves and murderers and and you know trying to stop Holly from getting kidnapped and has a motorcycle that turns into a robot tiger.
Speaker: Yeah. Really fun. Really, really good. You honestly love to see that. um The Absolute Line has not missed yet, despite all of this expansion.
Speaker: um they're still They're still doing well. One last book that you read, Chris, that I did not read because I didn't watch this show when I was a kid is Mask No. 1, the newest part of the Energon universe.
Speaker: Yes. By Dan Waters with Pi Par. And you did not watch Mask when you were a kid. No. Buddy, do you know who did watch Mask? I know you did. i know you did.
Speaker: Yeah. I watched the hell out of Mask. like like Mask was what i was into when I was like four ah I wasn't into Transformers, and and I really got into G.I. i Joe as an adult, oddly enough.
Speaker: But this mask? Boy, that that's my shit. the i don't like cars that turn into robots. I like cars that turn into other kinds of vehicles. The Mobile Armored Strike Command. Yes.
Speaker: yeah With a K. For some reason. Yeah. But the the reason like i I wanted to check this out wasn't just because had nostalgia for literally 40 years ago when I was watching Mask.
Speaker: ah Also, it's that it was Dan Waters who I've really liked on other books, ah particularly like the Batman stuff that he did that we talked about here on the show.
Speaker: Batman Dark Patterns, yeah. Dark Patterns! Yeah. Yeah. Where Batman was like, Oi! What's all this then? What's happening to those pensioners?
Speaker: Blimey! I gotta become a bat, innit? This is Patreon money dropping even as we speak. ah But I really liked his stuff, and you know if i if I liked him on one thing that I've been into since I was four, maybe I'll like him on this thing.
Speaker: And I gotta say, I did really enjoy it. I think this is a fun ah setup for what's going on in ah the Inter-John universe. I like the idea of Miles Mayhem as somebody who believes every conspiracy theory, and so finding out that aliens were real and are among us in disguise broke his brain. I think that's a really good premise.
Speaker: ah i I still like all the mask vehicles. And I like the idea of like General Flagg showing up and trying to recruit him to work for G.I. Joe and him being like, no, like the government turned on me.
Speaker: like i'm not going to come back and work for you. But I am going to go do mask stuff with my car that can fly. my eighties Mustang. ah So yeah, really fun first issue. I'm ah i'm looking forward to ah reliving the nostalgia.
Speaker: Speaking of reliving things, I bet we're going to get asked about some nostalgic ah topics once we start taking some listener questions here in a second.
Speaker: Almost certainly, Matt, and it's very exciting.
Speaker: Chris, our first question comes to us from our Discord. And it is from Yesterday Night, who asks, Matt, did you ever get back into blueprints after your stream playthrough?
Speaker: um The answer to that is, i kept playing it after I finished streaming it and nearly 100% of think there were some things like... i think there were some things like The thing where you had to like finish the house within ah an hour or 15 minutes or something like that, that I did not finish.
Speaker: ah Because it just it was such a luck of the draw kind of thing that I i just kind of gave up on getting all of those trophies in the game, but um I did play it a whole lot and a whole lot more and got a lot of the extra stuff. So I did.
Speaker: Yesterday night also asks, did chris Chris's love of puzzles ever get you into blueprints? I have not played. I think you would like it. I think you would have fun playing it.
Speaker: It is entirely possible. It is a real like
Speaker: puzzle box kind of game that I think you would enjoy. ah Just like getting in and figuring out.
Speaker: RattlesnakeKate on our Discord wants to know, would you rather get $100,000 now or have no fall damage? Ooh, now that's a great question. Because I have said before, like I think the fear of heights, I don't think...
Speaker: That should even be considered like a fear. That's just like that's reasonable. right That is reasonable, yes. You should absolutely be afraid of heights. It depends on how high you are and how safe you are at the height, but yes.
Speaker: um women You're never that safe. Well, if you're just like so on a building looking down, you're probably fine. ah lot lot of lot of big talk.
Speaker: Here from Matt Wilson. If you're parachuting, yeah, be be afraid. But I mean, like, I know as a hesitation, I'm taking the money.
Speaker: I'll probably take the money. But, well, I mean, I feel like, now Matt, you live in a ranch style home.
Speaker: it's so It's a single level home, yes. a single floor. I live in a house with stairs, and I have fallen down those stairs. And that's unpleasant.
Speaker: It's a rarity that that happens, but it has happened. So any like any impact from any height, no damage.
Speaker: that's That's tough. I am unemployed. I think I would take the money. Yeah, yeah. i'd like I don't think... how How many injuries from falls have you had?
Speaker: None. Yeah, in recent years. But I know people who have had injuries from falls recently, and so, like, you know, yeah I could... i i could but An ounce of prevention, Matt, is worth $100,000. That's true, but, like... That's the perfect amount of money, too, for this question, because, like, yeah that's a good amount of money.
Speaker: But also, like... but It's not so much that it's like a total no-brainer, because was a million, it's a total no-brainer. If I'd take but if i still I still think I'd take the 100k. 10,000 has got me thinking about maybe I would be better off not taking any fall damage. The main problem here is that I cannot think of an easy way to turn being able to fall long distances into money.
Speaker: I'm sure you could. um I'm sure you could. I mean, yeah. like i could I could go do indie wrestling. i mean, you could be a stuntman.
Speaker: I guess, but like I don't want to move to California.
Speaker: think I think currently I would take the money, but what a great what a great question. that's If we were still doing this or that, that's a great one. That's a great this or that, yeah. Alright, here's our first question from Blue Sky. It's from Boozen Comics on Blue Sky.
Speaker: Boozen Comics has a couple parts to this question. I'm just going to read the first one. Okay, what if $5,000? But you get like three. You get like three...
Speaker: but you get like three
Speaker: you get like three Like, you can fall any distance. Three times? And not get hurt. Yeah. Three times. And it'll it won't be like like evil je like Evil Genie rules. like It's actually like three times where you would be injured.
Speaker: You're fine.
Speaker: As opposed to the 100k? As opposed to the 100k. Like, if it's five grand or three free falls. Oh, I see what you're saying. I would maybe take the three free falls as over five grand.
Speaker: Okay. Interesting. Interesting. All right. Sorry. can Continue on with the next question. Okay. Again, this is from Boozen Comics. Vision has his fans, but isn't everybody's fave. Red Tornado a ain't ever getting over.
Speaker: Who's your favorite robot in comics? Okay, so Robot Man's not a robot.
Speaker: I mean, he is. no and mean He's got he's got he's got a human mind. Yeah. do oh I mean, does that make him an android? What does that make him? a cyborg? ah Technically, it would make him a cyborg.
Speaker: We're talking yesau and fully metal. Fully metal. Fully robot. I mean, ah Vision's in android like i think he an an android, but an android's a kind of robot.
Speaker: I mean, I'll tell you who the best robot in comics is. Easy, hands down. G.I. i Robot. He hates Nazis. G.I. Robot's pretty good. He does super hate Nazis. And that's pretty good.
Speaker: Yeah. I'm having a hard time thinking of robots who are actually robots in comics. like Machine Man's a robot? a i I guess. but she I mean, Machine Man's pretty good.
Speaker: Jocasta's a robot? Yeah. The original Human Torch?
Speaker: It's weird that he was a robot when he has like a name. Yeah. He's a robot named Jim Hammond. Jim Hammond, but he is a robot. That's so weird. He is absolutely a robot. And you want to talk about Nazis? He might be the best one because he burnt Hitler to death. He burnt Hitler to And Hitler was like, no!
Speaker: No! Don't tell them that don't tell them though Human would Torch killed me! Lying with his dying breath. Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker: Do the metal men count? The metal men are robots. They have responsometers. But those are are machines that that emulate human brains. Like data.
Speaker: Awesome Andy? It's a robot. Osmani's pretty good. Osmani did not kill Hitler. The thing is, you've got to find someone who's better than the guy who burned Hitler to death. Yeah, I mean, I feel like i feel like youre not it's kind of between the original Human Torch and G.I. Robot. because yeah Because they they killed they killed Nazis. But the thing is, I don't really want to read more stories about the original Human Torch. You know?
Speaker: I love that he's he's out there and that he burned Hitler to death in a fire and Hitler pissed his pants and went, No! like I love that, but if like Jim Hammond, the Human Torch number one came out tomorrow, I'd be like, well, well who's on it?
Speaker: you know yeah i mean i i'm I'm not buying a lot of Invaders comics. yeah It's just not not what I'm really into. so who What robot do you think is the most interesting?
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: Jeez. I mean, G.I. Robot, I feel like there is more stories there are more stories to tell with G.I. Robot.
Speaker: That's true. The Metal Men, I guess. do Do you have a favorite Metal Man? ah Not really. I like the Metal Men all as a group. Yeah. like Because they are like very much one-note characters in their original ah form. Yeah.
Speaker: Like, Robert Kaniger did not write deep characters. Also, I believe created a G.I. Robot. oh Could be wrong on that. don't Don't quote me. Look that up. Look it up.
Speaker: But, maybe. oh So, yeah, i like the I like all of them as a group. But, like... I mean, can are we including the Transformers?
Speaker: The Transformers are robots. yeah And i don like I do like some of them.
Speaker: ah like ah like Swerve. like Swerve a lot. ah did i did like you know i I ended up really liking Optimus Prime in that James Roberts run.
Speaker: Yeah, i would I would say of them, Swerve's definitely my favorite. Okay. Okay. I'm sticking with G.I. Robot, I think. I like G.I. Robot.
Speaker: I mean, Atomic Robo is pretty good. Atomic Robo is pretty good. Yeah. Alright, here's ah another question from Discord. Cole Slaw wants to know, if Greg Turkington really bulked up, could he play Bret Hart in a movie?
Speaker: Maybe. Maybe. um i think... I don't think he'd be playing Bret Hart in like 1995. Man, I'm looking at Greg Turkington right now.
Speaker: Yeah. that's That's mean to Brett.
Speaker: Like, you you and I are not, like... you said they said They said if he bulked up. But look... um so Look at his face! i Like, I'm not trying to be mean to Greg Turkington.
Speaker: He looks like what he looks like. Ant-Man's own Greg Turkington. But, like, you and I are not the biggest Brett fans, but we got it. you We both got to admit, he was a fucking stud, dude.
Speaker: He was a handsome fella. Yeah, he was a handsome fella. Yeah, man. I mean, that's that's why he cheated on his wife so much. That's had so many sunny days. Yeah. yeah Although yeah he he didn't actually have ah sunny days, you know.
Speaker: ah I mean, he sure denied it. He sure denied it. Well, well what what happened was, it was Sean and and Bulldog. Poor Chris Candido. Yeah.
Speaker: Matt, Matt, Matt, look at this motherfucker. I know what Greg Tarkington looks like. I just watched the ah the ah On Cinema at the Cinema Oscar special like last week. I'm not saying look at Greg Tarkington. I know you know what he looks like.
Speaker: I'm saying maybe you haven't seen fucking Bret the Hitman Hart lately. like i I know what Brett looks like. I know what Brett looks like. Fucking stud, man.
Speaker: Heart Foundation era Brett. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I think maybe he could pull it off if he's playing like a later era Brett.
Speaker: Chris is is is insulted on Brett's behalf. there is no... like I'm looking at Brett now. And honestly, he's like... You know, one million years old, I think.
Speaker: Vince and Sean were gay. like That, Brett, is still yeah better looking than Greg Turkington. The person who plays you in a movie should not be not hotter than you.
Speaker: i mean, that's a great point. that's a great point ah Ultimate Nick on Discord says, y'all think a Spawn movie made by David Lynch would have been good?
Speaker: was that in the Was that possible? Or is this just a flight of fancy? like I am now ah searching Spawn David Lynch. because it like was Was this talked about? Was this the thought of?
Speaker: Or is this just something you think would be cool? ah here's Here's what I'll say about this. I'm not particularly interested in seeing the Spawn movie directed by David Lynch.
Speaker: I am extremely interested in hearing the score to the Spawn movie by Angelo Badalamenti. And or Trent Reznor, depending on when David Lynch made would have made it.
Speaker: ah i would I would absolutely... Here's here's what I'll say. It would be a better Spawn movie than the Spawn movie we got.
Speaker: Which I fell asleep during. i would I would still put Michael Jai White in it, though. Yes. He was not the problem with that movie. Nor was John Leguizamo. But ah that movie bored me to sleep. I fell asleep watching Spawn. And I was i was like 14. was like the age you should be to be watching Spawn. And I fell asleep.
Speaker: So like, take that as you will.
Speaker: Like... I don't know if licensed films were where David Lynch's talent was best applied. I mean... i don't love his Dune. i I like David Lynch's Dune a lot, but like... mean, it's fine.
Speaker: i have I have a lot of like strong ah associations with it and memories of it, but like it it's nonsense yeah as a story because it crams that whole book into one movie.
Speaker: Yeah. But, um yeah, like, I mean, he wasn't making anything licensed, until like I don't think he made any other licensed properties. like I mean, he made The Elephant Man, which was a biopic, and he made The Straight Story, which was based on a true story. but I mean, if look, if we're going to do a this or that, I would much rather have Todd McFarlane's adaptation of Mulholland Drive.
Speaker: ah Now if think could imagine what that would be. Yeah, I think that would be great. While we're on the David Lynch kick, Pedro Valor wants to know, we know Matt likes Twin Peaks, but does Chris? Yes.
Speaker: And has Matt read the two books by David Frost? ah If so, what did you think? Or Mark Frost, not David Frost. just fucking dropped Angelo Badalamenti by name on your ass.
Speaker: That's true, you did. Like, it twinmp Peaks. I have read those books by Mark Frost. I think they are good. i um enjoyed... I think I listened to them both as audiobooks.
Speaker: And I like them. I think they are absolutely side projects and feel that way.
Speaker: And totally unnecessary to enjoy Twin Peaks or Twin Peaks The Return. And... ah and
Speaker: Perhaps even non-canonical, because like in hindsight, I feel like there's maybe stuff in The Return that contradicts at least one of those books. um But um they are fun. They're they're very like alien conspiracy theory, so they're way more on the Mark Frost side of things than the David Lynch side of things. But I do like them.
Speaker: i I forget what they're even called. But ah yeah, I remember being really into them when they came out, whenever that was. ah David L. on our Discord wants to know... Lynch? No, no we're we're off of David Lynch now. um David L. wants to know, what wrestler who is not already taking a stab at screen acting do you think would be the best at it?
Speaker: o Interesting. I mean, a lot of the ones that immediately come to mind, I'm realizing, have done it. yeah like MJF has done it. Mercedes-Benz has done it.
Speaker: I mean, Tony Storm. Oh, wait. Tony Storm's done it. Shit. What Tony Storm in? Tony Storm was in Queen of the Ring. That feels like it's not really a stretch.
Speaker: It that wasn't really a stretch. I think Tony Storm could do a lot more in acting, and I hope that she does. ah But yeah, she I think she played Mildred Burke in Queen of the Ring.
Speaker: let me so Let me see who she played. ah But yeah, she was in that one movie, at least. ah Has Orange Cassidy been in any movies?
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: I bet that would be fun.
Speaker: it's It's a very particular kind of live theater. Right. And it's tough to, like, the people who are best at it It's like how people don't consider Jackie Chan to be a particularly good actor, even though no one's given more to the business
Speaker: than Jackie Chan. And I will split Jackie Chan have an Oscar, and that's how you know the Oscars are bullshit. Well, yes. ah Jackie Chan is not known so much for his drama, but he he has given it all given his all to to many roles. Yeah, man.
Speaker: So it's hard to think about like who I really like you know telling a story in that particular way. like I don't think Jon Moxley would be a particularly good film actor.
Speaker: No, because Jon Moxley is... And know that because I've seen him in a movie. Yeah, Jon Moxley is who he he is. Yeah. um yeah But yes, it is it's watching, ah what was it, 13 Rounds? Yeah.
Speaker: twelve ah Twelve rounds to lockdown. Yeah. ah Very fun, because he it is so hard for him to act. Okay, I was wrong. She did not play Mildred Burke. Mildred Burke, that movie was about Mildred Burke.
Speaker: And so the lead actress, who was ah the the woman from Arrow, um she played Mildred Burke.
Speaker: And Toni Storm was... ah Clara Mortensen. um But she she was an old-timey women's wrestler, so... you know Again, not a huge stretch for her I do think... um I don't know if he'd be good at it now, but like there was certainly a time when I think William Regal would have been... like William Regal has an amazing presence and is very good at at delivering lines, at doing comedy, at like physically...
Speaker: like You would never think he was as tall as he is, because he was always like you know there was always a little bit of sniveling m his performance, so he didn't stand up straight for 30 years.
Speaker: i think I think he'd be a ah really good ah comedic actor. Or or like like he could be a ah Dean Wormer type.
Speaker: yeah Yeah, I could see that. I could definitely see that.
Speaker: Huh. Like, if if i'm if I'm going to the other side of the street,
Speaker: like I could imagine Sami Zayn being an entertaining, especially comedic actor. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: Like, I think he'd do a good job yeah in in yeah certain roles. Yeah, it's tough, because like I think about the people that I like I mean, Hangman Page, if he's good at acting at all, he should be in movies.
Speaker: like Because he has an incredible presence. and i mean, it's a shame that Westerns don't really get made anymore. I mean, every now and then.
Speaker: Every now and then, yeah. so you know He's, ah again, fucking stud. Oh, yeah. I mean, absolute stud, that guy. While we're still talking about wrestlers, Chris, our good buddy Ben Gully has a question that is based on a conversation he and I had last weekend.
Speaker: Okay. Which is, can you even imagine what it would be like if a wrestler had a podcast? Oh, I bet it would be great. I bet they'd be like, these young guys, these young guys, they're doing too much.
Speaker: but You know they don't think they'd really supportive? They don't know how to sell, is what they would be saying. they' probably i mean i'm Surely they'd be like, at least things are better for them backstage, and there aren't like a lot of guns and real hard street drugs.
Speaker: I bet they'd be like, I hate the word botch.
Speaker: Why are these fans always saying that was a botch?
Speaker: I bet they'd be platforming a lot of, uh, pseudoscientists. I bet people, I bet you'd never think, oh, I guess there's a good reason that guy didn't really talk too much over the course of like a 25 year career.
Speaker: And you thought he was like holding back on a bunch of stuff, but it turns out he's just not very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I, I, it's interesting. It's an interesting thought, uh,
Speaker: thought exercise. what What pro wrestler who doesn't have a podcast would you actually listen to? Man, that is a good question. Because the ones I used to listen to, I do not listen to anymore. i mean, I guess that they don't exist anymore because I i really only really listen to the Steve Austin show.
Speaker: And that's over. That's not happening anymore. Like, it's the Steve Austin did some really interesting stuff on the show. like His commentary yeah ah like commentary tracks on his WrestleMania 13 match. like Those are great to listen to and kind of like get his perspective on how all that stuff was put together. like those are Those are phenomenal.
Speaker: I can't imagine listening to that show weekly. you know well it was always weird when he did an interview. tighten it
Speaker: Well, yeah, it would be that kind of thing, or it would be like just like whoever he was interviewing. If they were younger than him, it would be them fanning out at him. Yeah. because So it would be like, why aren't they interviewing you, man?
Speaker: But like if it was somebody his age, or like a peer of his, it would be a lot of just kind of like going down memory lane memory lane, which was fun to listen to.
Speaker: yeah Or it would be like him and Jon Moxley, which is... A painfully awkward. every Every one of those, once it started being on like the wwe WWE Network, that show was over.
Speaker: Yeah. it's like It's weird because like there's so many there's like so many interesting stories in professional wrestling. I think that's why Art of Wrestling was like kind of the gold standard for so long. It's because like people would come on and they would have interesting stories to tell.
Speaker: I'll tell you, like the the first person that comes to mind when I think of like who doesn't have a podcast, who i'd I'd like to hear have a podcast or talk, is Eddie Kingston. But i would be willing to bet money that Eddie Kingston's podcast is not what I would want it to be.
Speaker: Probably not. Because like I've been huge fans of people who have then had podcasts, and then I listened to their podcasts. And it was like one of the most – listening to Hannibal Buress' podcast was one of the worst moments I ever had. Because that show, I thought it was just going to be like him like being funny or talking about comedy or whatever. But a lot of it was just like him being like, I want to buy property.
Speaker: Like, oh my god, I don't want to hear you talk about that. I mean, look, that is the way that you established in our original wealth. Well, it was ah particularly like, I want to buy property and rent it out and be a landlord. And it's like, what are you talking about, man?
Speaker: Yeah, I don't, like, I don't, like, I know William Regal had a podcast. I never listened to it. But, like, I know that dude's got, like, a million interesting stories. Yeah.
Speaker: And from what I've heard, they did not really come up on the show. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, like, Cole Cabana, actually a really good interviewer. Yeah. cool The Art of Wrestling probably was the best wrestling podcast yeah in hindsight. Like, so many of the wrestling podcasts that there are now are on the, like – ah Bruce Prichard model, where it's like, here's a show you were part of. Somebody's going to prompt you with questions so you can talk about it.
Speaker: And you might not actually know, so you might bullshit your way through an answer. And like, I listened to the Eric Bischoff one for a few episodes and then had to quit. Because like... touch on eight three weeks Yeah, he bullshitted his way through so many answers. I had to listen to the Starrcade 97 one.
Speaker: and All about how Sting didn't look good. He didn't have a tan. Oh, we couldn't... he we had to We had to change things, because he didn't he came in, he didn't have a tan. And he seemed to have a bad attitude. It's like, fuck off, man. We all know what you did for your buddy Hulk Hogan. Yeah, man. I can't think of anybody... i mean, like, I...
Speaker: I think I would rather hear a podcast by like commentators. like I think Excalibur would probably do like a good you good podcast. Yeah, and he could talk about old PWG stuff, so that would be interesting.
Speaker: Or like you know I think i think he he could probably do like really good ah interviews. yeah Yeah. You know what? I was talking about him on Blue Sky, because he's one of my nicest ah celebrity encounters that I've ever had.
Speaker: I bet if you gave fucking Seamus a podcast, I bet he could pull it off. Seamus does have a YouTube show. It's mostly about like working out, though, right? It's about working out, which what he seems to be most interested in. yeah Well, I mean, yeah, look at him.
Speaker: um All right, here's our next question. Barely Sushi wants to know, both of you are well-versed in the art of professional wrestling. You may know the answer to this question that's bugged me for years. If a wrestler with a prosthetic is in a tag match,
Speaker: And his ah its partner is being beaten up with throwing their partse prosthetic to their partner count as a tag. No, and I can tell you why.
Speaker: Okay. Because the prosthetic is not holding the tag rope. But, ah okay, other way around. What if they're in the ring?
Speaker: What if they're not the one in the corner, but they're the one in the ring? If they're the one in the ring, I don't think they could throw the prosthetic, but I think they could reach with the prosthetic. Like hold it in their other hand? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that happened in a Zach Gowen match.
Speaker: Okay. But like on the outside, it's it' they don't talk about it. There's so many rules to professional wrestling they don't fucking talk about. But you have to hold the tag rope, which is a rope attached to the corner turnbuckle.
Speaker: If there is a tag rope, you have to hold the tag rope. i mean they're almost always is. In WWE. In WWE, yeah. In WWE. In other promotions, tag ropes are sometimes there, sometimes not. but ah But yeah, the tag rope is supposed to be there. And you're supposed to be like, a so whether there's a tag rope or not, you're supposed to be like a certain distance away from the turnbuckle. And if you're further than that, you can't tag.
Speaker: Yeah. And so by throwing a prosthetic into the ring... if it's no longer connected to the larger mass of the body, then it it's not in the proper position for a legal tag.
Speaker: Yeah. Now, I do think it would be interesting, like, if you're doing lucha rules, which luchador tag team matches, um you don't need to make a tag. All you need to do is get out of the ring. So if you roll out of the ring on any side, your partner can come in. So I wonder...
Speaker: if If you had, if again, to use the Zach Gowen example, if you had a prosthetic leg and you threw your leg out, could your partner's leg then come in?
Speaker: Now this is an interesting question. don't know how that would be useful, but i do but i I do think that would have to come down to the individual referee.
Speaker: Yeah. ah Much to think about on that one. Much to think about. ah The Boss Dog, Patrick O'Duffy, on Discord, asks, As doctor as known Doctor Who dislikers, or at least disinteresters, disinteresterss um i wouldn't call myself a Doctor Who disliker. I have not watched it in quite a few years, though.
Speaker: I think it would have to like provoke an emotion for me to like or dislike it. What's your pitch for taking it over now that it needs new showrunners? I wouldn't.
Speaker: you You wouldn't even try. Well, I mean, I do need a job, so if if they come asking, I'll take it. Yeah, okay. Let's let's say the Beeb comes to you and says, Chris, give us your Doctor Who pitch.
Speaker: What do you got?
Speaker: mean, I don't.
Speaker: I honestly, it's it's tough. Because, like, we here's what you have to have. Time travel and space travel. Yeah. And then beyond that, I don't really feel, like, everything else, like, I feel like the stuff with Gallifrey and, like... I mean, I think you've got to have the TARDIS and you've got to have a companion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah But like all the stuff that like exists is like Doctor Who continuity, I think is what really drags it down.
Speaker: Like the worst thing about Doctor Who was that there are so many episodes where instead of like doing a thing, the doctor will just tell somebody to like go read his Wikipedia entry and they'll be like, oh, we don't want to mess with this guy.
Speaker: Oh yeah, that was the very first Matt Smith episode. Yeah, that fucking sucks, dude. The very the very first Matt Smith episode is like, look at all the stuff I've done. And so the aliens go away.
Speaker: Yeah, man. That fucking sucks. Wolf. Here's what I would pitch for a new Doctor Who. um An anthology series.
Speaker: Where it's – throw season arcs out the window. Absolutely. A million percent. like like It was novel and and kind of fun in the first few seasons of the the ah Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant stuff.
Speaker: But it got really bogged down under its own weight during the Matt Smith period. And that's when a lot of people jumped off, like me, where it was like, up its own ass. Like it was all about itself.
Speaker: Right. Like, like it, it, it became like, it, it, it ate itself essentially. And so I would toss out so season arcs.
Speaker: I would even toss out having a single actor play the doctor, like throughout the season, I would do an anthology where you get different actors to play the Doctor and Companion and have it take place in different eras of like when the Doctor was operating.
Speaker: So not only is it time travel, but it's like not even the Doctor at set certain like modern times. So who like would you have like any consistent actors, or would it be like a different Doctor a different Companion every time?
Speaker: I mean, in my in my head, it's a different Doctor different Companion every time, but... like you know I know Doctor Who fans are going to be like, well, what number Doctor are they? And all of that kind of stuff. And I'm not interested in that.
Speaker: you're You're throwing the Doctor into hyper time. yeah all Yeah. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm putting the Doctor into hyper time. I know that they care about like, well, this is the 13th. The Doctor only has x number of reincarnations. I think it was 13, and they have exceeded that. yeah but um But like, you know, like...
Speaker: Either that, or it's got to be a thing where like you take it back to the beginning. um I think what I would do is instead of like a single Doctor and a companion, I would give like the Doctor like a whole crew.
Speaker: like so Team Doctor. A whole bunch of people with like you know different... like They could even even be like you know different kinds of alien or human or whatever.
Speaker: TARDIS could be... the tardi could be like i get I get that it's iconic because it's like an old, weird British thing, but like it ah it doesn't necessarily have to look like a like a blue police phone box. like It could look like a like a weird whale-shaped spaceship or something.
Speaker: And they could like go around the galaxy, and you know sometimes the episode would focus on Data, or sometimes the episode would focus on Geordi. Or sometimes the episode would focus on Riker. You know? like That would be a good show. like Very episodic. So the Doctor's like a captain.
Speaker: Doctor's more like a captain. fact, I would probably call him Captain. and so Okay. Yeah. I see where you're going with this. I like this idea. I like this idea. yeah That would be a good show.
Speaker: Four or five of its seven seasons.
Speaker: ah Yeah, yeah. Much to think about. Much to think about. I jokingly said on Blue Sky that I would um do a prequel series where the doctor is getting his PhD in time. Where he's like, you know, a young man. Good joke.
Speaker: But the more I think about it, the more you could actually do that. The more that that's like a viable modern television show. I don't know. I just like...
Speaker: i I think the best episodes of that show are like weird, high-concept space adventures. Or history adventures. Or history adventures. And like I think they should do more of that.
Speaker: Yeah. But I think what I care about with regards to storytelling and what people who like Doctor Who care about is very different. ah ah Okay, our next question is from Kral on our Discord, who says, how many patrons would it take for you to read all of One Piece?
Speaker: I read fucking 400 chapters of it, man. Let's have let's say ah I will read one chapter of One Piece for every paid patron.
Speaker: Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. the How many chapters of One Piece are there?
Speaker: And to read it all, we need a patron for every chapter, which is over a thousand. Yeah. Right? I think I've read as many chapters, probably more chapters than we have had paid patrons at the moment.
Speaker: So. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker: Let's see. It's up to volume That's not counting... like The weird stuff where it's like volume 4 million or whatever.
Speaker: i don't even know about volume 4 million. I know about DC 1 million. I know about that as well. There are 1166 chapters of One Piece.
Speaker: Yeah. Get us 1166 chapters of patrons on Patreon. And yeah I'll do it. Yeah, there you go. Because it's got to get good again at some point. Done and dusted.
Speaker: done Because it's really good for a minute.
Speaker: Let's see, back to Blue Sky. ah Devin McCullen on Blue Sky wants to know, which superhero is really into trains? in
Speaker: The obvious answer here is Batman.
Speaker: do you i don't I don't know, does he have time to be really into trains? I mean, he certainly knows everything about them. Well, yes, he's really into everything in that regard. Yeah.
Speaker: But I think if there's if there's one dude that we know who kind of hyper-focuses on some things... Yeah. ah who like Who would be a trained hobbyist?
Speaker: It would have to be, like... It's got to be somebody with disposable income. so Somebody with disposable income. So Spider-Man's out. Spider-Man's out. But it's got to be somebody who's, like, nerdy.
Speaker: Yeah, but not so not so smart that it's like they're going to be inventing stuff. you know You know, they would invent their own train that no fuel. if they invent their own train, I think that would be... What's what's more into trains than inventing a train?
Speaker: I guess that's a good point. um
Speaker: I feel like maybe it's going to probably be a Marvel character. Oh, interesting. Okay. like I don't feel like... like and my my thought was My thought was a pre-Identity Crisis Ralph Dibny.
Speaker: That's a good call. That's a really good call. I think you might have nailed it on that one.
Speaker: But which Marvel character were you thinking of? I don't know. like i just feel like It seems like a thing a Marvel character would be... like Like, Reed's definitely into trains. But Reed's into, like, a million things. So it's not like... I feel like Reed feels like he doesn't have time to, like, have a like a model train set. Yeah. you know like if Like, Reed could, he would build a space train.
Speaker: Absolutely. sure absolutely Like, Tony Stark's not into trains, because I think those are he probably considers those to be, like, old technology. Old-fashioned, Yeah. yeah
Speaker: Cap, it doesn't seem like it would be his thing. don't know. This is this is tough.
Speaker: like I feel like it's got to be kind of like a second stringer. I don't think any of the A-list superheroes are going to be doing that. guys see So what what range of character are you thinking? I mean like a Ralph Dibny. Like a Plastic Man. like like a ah disney But who in the Marvel Universe? Are we talking like Dark Hawk? we talking like Nova?
Speaker: it I mean, neither of them. But the on their level, ah I think it would probably need to be an older guy. Or somebody who like is coded as older.
Speaker: okay So like... Like if he had the money and resources D-Man... Might really like a train.
Speaker: Matt, I think you nailed it on both counts on this one. Wow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Well, maybe maybe, maybe, maybe, well, I was going to say maybe Matt Murdock would like a train, but maybe not. You know, you know, who's into trains?
Speaker: Jarvis. Oh, fuck yeah. He surely is. Jarvis is a full train spotter. That's a train guy. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. That's a good call.
Speaker: Okay. Here's our next question. It's from Mike Sterling on Blue Sky. Will there ever be a Superman video game better than the one for the Atari 2600? Probably not. think...
Speaker: probably not
Speaker: i think that the 1989 Taito Superman arcade game is pretty good. The beat-em-up, yeah. you have the one The one where second-player Superman is just like ah like reverse colors.
Speaker: It's like red and silver. It's like red and silver, yeah. yeah yeah I remember playing that game a lot, like on trips to the beach. well you know You'd go to the beach, and there'd be an arcade like at the beach, and you'd just...
Speaker: go to it and play like find one game to play for an hour. yeah I played that Superman arcade game at the beach. I think like Superman is an inherently nearly impossible character to do a video game about. It's tough. The best superhero video games are about Spider-Man and Batman.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah i mean Notoriously, one of the worst games ever made is a Superman game. Yeah, but there were a lot of issues with that one.
Speaker: Yes. There were a lot of issues beyond it being about Superman. I mean... I mean, it's just a poorly made game. Yeah. It's just a ah very poorly made video game. And it's like... Like... Games about having superpowers. Like, your Infamuses, your Crackdowns, your Saints Row Like...
Speaker: like there's always like a defined limit to what you what like can do. And Superman by his nature is a character that like, his limits are kind of like, like, so i mean, they're pretty big, you know, like, unless you come up with some kind of conceit that would nerf his abilities, like Superman 64's, uh, kryptonite cloud, which is immediately going to be read as cheating.
Speaker: like Even you know the the the Dragon Ball game, Kakarot, that I like so much. um like Dragon Ball, at least, is a franchise where like somebody's stronger than Goku shows up and they fight.
Speaker: And that's every Dragon Ball story. With Superman, it's like very different. like Superman's a great narrative character. I don't know if he's a great interactive character, because...
Speaker: If you make him as powerful as he is, then your options are unlimited and you can't be hurt. i Well, I think there are ways to get around that in a video game. It's just the developers who have made the games haven't come up with great ways to do it.
Speaker: Yeah. But I mean, if you talk about, you know... I mean, what one way to do it is like have somebody other than Superman be the one in danger. Like, if Superman doesn't beat up all the bad guys, then they're going to go...
Speaker: like drop Jimmy into the ocean or whatever, you know, like, yeah, but it's not like it, but it's not hard for Superman to beat up the bad guys. Right. Yeah. It's just busy work.
Speaker: That's, I mean, fair point. Apparently at the start of Sony's Marvel Spider-Man for the PlayStation four remastered for the PlayStation five, like at the start of that game, he can jump 30 feet in the air, pick up heavy stuff, and,
Speaker: oh You know, fight guys, swing on webs, web people up, like all the stuff that you think Spider-Man can do. So your progression is like, you know, getting more gadgets or getting like a little bit better at stuff.
Speaker: With Superman, where do you go? And I'm not saying that it has to have like RPG level up mechanics, but we've got those in Batman and and Spider-Man games. So they're kind of like a a staple of the superhero video game genre.
Speaker: so if If you start Superman where Superman is, where do you go?
Speaker: Yeah, i mean, it's a great point. Apparently there has not been a Superman game in 20 years. Yeah. i don't I don't think anyone can figure it out. The last Superman game was a tie-in to Superman Returns. yeah like Superman has been in other games, like ensemble games, like the you know the Injustice games. Yeah, he sure is. Or Mortal Kombat stuff, but ah knots not a solo Superman game since 2006. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, i think he's I think he's tough to figure out. I think the reason you see the success with Spider-Man and Batman is because even though narratively Batman has no vulnerabilities, in practical terms, he does. He can be beaten up by thugs, yeah. Yeah, if Batman gets shot a bunch with a machine gun and dies, you won't be like, oh, well, that's not what Batman's like. You know, Spider-Man gets shot with a machine gun and dies.
Speaker: then you're like, yeah, okay. If Superman gets shot with a machine gun and dies, you're like, what the fuck? I mean, but by the same token, there's a Wolverine game coming out, and Wolverine is... virtuer is is... is... like, nigh-invincible.
Speaker: Yeah, but he still has limitations. Yeah. Like, he can heal. but I mean... But if you blow his head up, it's gonna take a while. Blow his head off, it's gonna take a while for it to grow back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah ah
Speaker: Nonetheless, i'm and i'm I'm curious about that Wolverine game. I don't know how much, how into it I am. but yeah And also, Superman as a character isn't going to like, you know, isn't like the Hulk where you're going to have fun like smashing up the city in big fights.
Speaker: you know You actually kind of don't want to do that if you're Superman. yeah I don't know, man. Seems tough to me. If really want me to think about it, hire me.
Speaker: Hot Spring Summer wants to know, what's the Marvel comic about this New York Knicks final run finals run going to be like? i I don't think there's going to be one, but I would be curious to see the Spider-Man comic about the Knicks winning the championship.
Speaker: think You think Spidey's into the Knicks? He would have to be. i don't think he'd be a Mets fan. Well, he's canonically a baseball guy. He's canonically a Mets fan, for sure. But...
Speaker: but there isn't There isn't a basketball team in Queens. The Nets are in Brooklyn, and the Knicks are in Manhattan. Yeah, and and so if he's into a basketball team, it would be it would be the Knicks, because Peter lives in Manhattan.
Speaker: I think it would be in the Knicks, yeah. But like do you think he's into basketball?
Speaker: I don't think he's not into basketball. think he would get into the the fever of the Knicks right now. Probably. Hmm.
Speaker: like Even if he didn't watch it he if he doesn't watch it during the regular season, he couldn't help but be like excited.
Speaker: i just feel like i feel like Peter can't really be into a team that wins. Well, the Knicks only recently have started winning. I guess so. That's true. um but but okay but if Okay, if Peter's not the big Knicks fan in Marvel Comics, who is?
Speaker: Matt?
Speaker: No. I think Daredevil would maybe be into basketball. I think the shoe squeaking would be great on him. That'd be a lot for him.
Speaker: ah I bet Frank loves the Knicks. Frank probably loves the Knicks. Yeah. yeah yeah He's an old school Madison Square Garden kind of guy. Yeah.
Speaker: who are like okay Who are the other like big, big New York Marvel characters? I mean, many of them. Many of them, yeah. oh Who lives in New York? ah Dark Hawk?
Speaker: Dark Hawk would be in the Knicks. Dark Hawk probably likes the Knicks, yeah. I don't count the X-Men, because they're upstate. They're in Westchester, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Which is like just outside the city. I know, but... Which is very funny to me. When I was a kid, I thought it was like way far away.
Speaker: Yeah, it's interesting. i like I don't think there's going to be like a Marvel New York Knicks tie-in championship comic, but... i think I think what would happen is somebody would have to try and stop the Knicks, and it would probably be... Kingpin could be trying the the kingpin could be like trying to Make a bunch of money on sports betting.
Speaker: With his new app, DraftKingpin. Yeah, DraftKingpin. I love that. i love that. um like Is Steve into basketball? I think no. I don't think Steve's a basketball guy.
Speaker: steve Steve's almost certainly like a baseball fan. He's a baseball guy. Yeah. like Was the NBA a thing when Steve was alive the first time? No.
Speaker: No. Yeah. I mean, i think i mean he's probably watched a couple games. He's probably watched a couple games. Tony might really like the Knicks. Yeah, maybe. But, like, I know he's a New York guy but he's, like, he strikes me as as, like, not being as tied to New York as the other characters.
Speaker: Like, he's lived out West a bunch. he He has lived in other places, yeah. yeah He has lived in other places. But Jan really likes the Knicks. Jan and Hank, they're going together. They're sitting courtside.
Speaker: Shrinking down. Flying into MFG. Yeah. ah I don't know. Fun to think about, but I don't i don't know how realistic it is to think that that's what happened. yeah I think this might be have to have to be our last question. It's from Gene Selassie on our Discord.
Speaker: Was there a noticeable different quality between Mark Waid's initial Captain America run and his post-Heroes Reborn return to the book? Okay, I don't i haven't read the Heroes Return, Mark Waid, Ron Garney, Captain America in a while, but I remember at the time loving it.
Speaker: oh Here's what I'll say. Yes, there is a different quality. It's still pretty good. It's still good.
Speaker: if the The big thing that happens in that hero's return run is that Cap loses his shield. He loses his shield and it gets broken. And so he has to start, you he starts using this like energy shield. Which can also be a staff.
Speaker: Yeah, which is kind of stupid. Like, that part is not great. But there's really fun stuff in that run. Like, super fun stuff in that run. I think the energy shield's fine.
Speaker: it's It's, you know...
Speaker: if I think he had the um like the the World War shield-shaped shield for a while, too. Yeah, he's got that for a while.
Speaker: I think he has that first, and then he gets the energy shield, and then he gets his regular shield back. There's a lot of Sharon Carter stuff in that run. There's a really fun Skrulls story arc.
Speaker: in In my memory, it's very good. Now, you have not read that since 1998, right? No, I haven't read it since 1998, 1999. I do, like again, in my memory, it is the Well, no, it's not the best of the Heroes Return books because there was the Kurt Busiek Avengers run.
Speaker: That was the best of the Heroes Return books, for sure. Well, ah oh when we finish up ah Mench Squad, and we start in on Waiting for a Hero,
Speaker: everybody will find out. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. ah Thanks to everybody who sent in questions. I know we there were a lot we didn't get to which is You know, how it goes. It's how it goes, folks. ah but ah But thanks for sending in your questions. We will be back next week with another episode. If you would like to get in touch with us and send us listener questions, there are a few different ways to do that.
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