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A Solid 4 Beer Thoughts White Elephant 2024
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We did it again! Every year we have our White Elephant gift exchange...always a good time and though we like to think the gifts are unexpected, we never stray too far off of what we have talked about over the previous few weeks, months, years. Tom demonstrated gift giving to Jeff, we had orange cinnamon rolls, spritz cookies, and egg nog. We determined that alcohol in egg nog makes it better (DUH!). We finish strong with a couple jokes of the week with Brett. A good time to put you in the holiday spirit! Drink up!
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Audience Engagement on Social Media
00:00:03
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A solid four beer thoughts. Papa Coldwell, and hit interactive with us on YouTube, Facebook, X, or Instagram. Musical beer cans. That's what that was. Because... Because Link likes to play with his can.
Holiday Traditions and Snacks
00:00:23
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Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. You hoes.
00:00:29
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It's since that time of season or year or whatever. White elephant, solid four beer thoughts. We do this every year and every year it's always entertaining to say the very least. So we'll be getting into that and we'll talk about the next couple of weeks as
Eggnog Opinions and Associations
00:00:47
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a matter of fact. We'll tell you about that a little bit later, but we have some Christmas snacks. Thanks for providing snacks Thomas.
00:00:56
Speaker
I want to keep you guys' bellies full. I love snacks. Yeah, snacks are good. So we've been, the last few weeks I've mentioned over some past episodes, the orange cinnamon rolls. So we do have some of those here that you can't see them on the camera right now, but Jeff will fix that for you. There you go. That's them. So everybody's been eating on those a little bit. And then we, you know, Brett and Link have talked about the old eggnog. So
00:01:22
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Yeah, man. Actually, yeah, pop that dude open, get you some eggnog going. Get that up in you. You'll notice the bottle of rum back here. I already shook it. I just shook it just before I took the... I untwisted the cap a little bit so that... You're gonna like this, it's rich and creamy. Rich and creamy.
00:01:40
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My favorite time everybody likes rich and creamy eggnog anyhow so we'll be doing the white elephant thing and all that good stuff and These guys these guys don't know it and they're gonna give me shit for this but also It's it's fine don't smell it just taste
00:02:04
Speaker
I love eggnog. Don't fill the cup. No, it'll hurt my belly. That's too much. You want to cut it? Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. I should probably take some lactate or something. Yeah.
00:02:18
Speaker
I love eggnog. Quit smilin' it and just take a taste. Stop. No, you stop. I taste. No, you stop. No, you stop. I smell bourbon, I smell wine, I smell rum, I smell everything before I taste. This smells like alcohol. It does have a bourbon-y smell. It does have a, that's why alcohol mixes so well with it. You're waiting on me? Okay, I was waiting on you. Here we go. Alright. It's good. It's gonna taste better than it smells.
00:02:48
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It's like liquid pudding. Okay. Tell me that's bad. I'm not telling you it's bad. Okay. See, it's okay. I think as a kid, the last time I had it, I seriously think I was like a teenager. Right. And I thought it was the most disgusting thing
Holiday Treats and Caloric Jokes
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I've ever had. A half a cup of this thing, 170 calories. Oh yeah. It's full on all the, all this stuff right there.
00:03:17
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It's got some, uh, some cinnamon, some nutmeg. That's how you make it. I couldn't tell if that was leftovers from the rolls or not. No. Eggnog usually has cinnamon and nutmeg in it made with egg yolks. Exactly how I made my turkey gravy. And heavy cream.
00:03:41
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You know what? I'm pleasantly surprised. I will say that. I don't think I could drink a full cup. If you eat one of these cookies and drink it, you'll feel like Santa Claus. Hang on. So I'll feel like 300 pounds? Yes. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. I thought you guys were talking in code. No. No, it will make you feel like Santa Claus. Oh, ho, ho, ho. All right, I might put rum in this bitch though. Yeah, go ahead. Put it over. Now that we've had some, let's go.
00:04:10
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So there you go. You just want to make sure you would drink it. I actually might buy some for Christmas Eve now. It is good Yeah, and right now at Kroger you can get it and it's not short-dated. So that's So like that's good till December 31st. Usually you saw my man just pull that off and lick it. I'm done with the eggnog no time. I licked it after I wiped it off. I didn't lick my finger before I wiped it off. I didn't drink from the jug.
00:04:36
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I think Dirty Sanchez came in to play this somehow. Not really sure what that is, but I think that might be close, Tom. Alright, so last week...
Thoughtful Gift-Giving Strategies
00:04:46
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Electric steamer? Eggnog steamer? Last week we were talking about gift giving and Jeff said he wasn't very good at it.
00:04:56
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And we were we kind of talked about that a little bit and that sometimes you just got to pay attention Over time and then just buy things as you think about them. So Look at these two. It's not empty
00:05:12
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I wasn't sure anything was coming. Barely. He barely got a drop. Well, okay. He doesn't have very much. It looks like me. I knew I had to pee drinking all night. So even though, even though we didn't plan this, I did buy each of you something.
00:05:31
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But this was not overly last minute. This was stuff that over the course of this year has been a conversation at some point or something I thought about. So you guys do have to open these. The new job must be going well, huh? I think I spent a total of like $25 here. So we have to buy him lunch tomorrow. They look more impressive than they really are. Well, thank you, sir. Thank you, Tommy. You're welcome.
00:06:00
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One of those awkward times like I didn't get you anything. I don't expect anything. That's not why I give people gifts I don't that's not how I roll. All right, we're going one at a time, right? Yeah Because you feel an obligation you always do you're happy what do you need? Maybe it's the nog timer. Yeah
00:06:24
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Well, Jeff, you can't stop mid-present. Yeah, no kidding. He needed... I thought somebody else was going up. He needed egg yolk to finish his opening.
Humorous Gift Exchange
00:06:36
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Ooh, Tommy! It's a panda licorice. Open that, open it up. Look at these things. Is that just the box? No, it's really... Open those dudes up. Is your dick in there? It's the size of a horse cock. Okay, hang on. Look at the, look at the, hold one of those things. Look at that thing.
00:06:54
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Those are all licorice sticks. Yeah, you could not. He's diving in already. You could not pay me to eat that box. Yeah, it is. Oh my gosh. Does it smell like, does it smell like Jagermeister?
00:07:06
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Yeah. Hey, is it good? That's the real shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To quote my good, good friend, Tom here, you could not pay me to eat that box. Fuck you. So I get from buying you. Thank you. You're welcome. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no time as you can take his back. You're right. You're right. Hey, I'm going to say I kept the receipts for that very reason with with Roman here.
00:07:33
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I might I might hook this up Christmas Eve so if you if you really want to amp it up You can put you can put rum or bourbon either one, but then Some whipped cream on top. Yeah. Yeah, it's always good, too
00:07:49
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It's like dessert. Do you ever warm it up? I don't know. I don't just so ask him for friend I know people that have drank it warm and they like it warm, but I just don't I like it cold So what is the the alcohol content to is it just a feel thing? Yeah, just throw some in there. I usually use two eggs one nog one shot of whiskey well because I have a problem I use a rocks glass and I'm about 50-50
00:08:20
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Yeah, good thing you don't have to assemble any toys. That does change things, by the way. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. It makes a big difference. They make a bourbon cream also. Oh, I've had that. A bourbon cream, I bet, would be fair. We had that at the Christmas party. Yeah. Oh, my God. They also. Well, there's also a rum cream. I didn't open that, but I got that, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:08:42
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All those, uh, creams, I guess I'll just go with it, are very tasty. I can see why Mary Mary like from Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to tie it back to Christmas. Sure you are. Sure you are. He's got a little religion over there.
00:09:00
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Did you see that basket of goodies we got, Kylie, for her birthday? Oh, yeah, I did. She seemed kind of excited about it. Yeah, it's a good effort. We got her a drink mixer recipe book, I guess you'd call it. A menagerie. So, and then a whole bunch of just different alcohols and stuff like that. Oh, sweet. Get them started early. My turn? Yeah, sure. All right, ready to go? Need some more eggnog.
00:09:31
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And it's not a trick box either. It really is that. A whiskey set. Dude. So check it out.
00:09:42
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I'm not kidding you guys, I did not spend a lot of money here. I really didn't. I don't feel bad at all. I'm going to enjoy every inch of this cock ring that you gave me. I had a budget and I stuck with it. It's a nice wooden box. That's what
Holiday Baking Plans
00:09:56
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impressed me the most for the price point. Now you could pay me to eat that box.
00:10:02
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Oh, OK. Holy shit. So look under the foam thing. It's got those ice rocks. The little ice rocks. Yeah. And then I get fancy. And you got fancy tongs. So this is for people, Jeff, who don't wash your hands after they go to the bathroom. They have to use the little tongs. I also could use those tongs. There you go. 3 a.m. bathroom. Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh.
00:10:29
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He's gonna dirty a glass. You're welcome. That's awesome. All right. Good call. Your ratio's off. Hey, Horatio. Hey, do you wrap these? No. Oh. Current wife. No? I came home from work today and it was all wrapped and ready to go. I'm curious who's a gift wrapper and who's not. I do wrap. I just did wrap these.
00:11:01
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That's one of the best Christmas movies there is The size isn't right we can fix up that is cool Tom
00:11:12
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for all the people listening. That's awesome. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. That is a vision quest shirt. The Thompson High warriors who like wants to rename. What do you want to rename them? The Titans? Something something T. Thompson's High Texans to the latest Institute of Titans.
00:11:34
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the fighting tits all right so we're off to a flight thank you tommy that's uh you're welcome that is very thoughtful and does reinforce your good gift skills yeah well every once in a while i'll hit something right um however whatever i do over the weekend where'd jeff go
00:11:51
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He's going to get you something now. He's like, hey, Jay, wrap that. He's down there. You know that one drawer? Yeah. Hey, where's, uh, where's those gift cards we have? Hey, uh, seriously, on that topic, do you guys have backup stuff like that? So funny, um, for little
Weekend Activities: Parties and Sports
00:12:10
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things. Yes.
00:12:11
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So like when the kids are like, oh, I want to get my teacher something. We do have various gift cards, small denomination, you know, 10 bucks, Starbucks, Sonic, I think we have on hand. We have Starbucks, Sonic, and then something else. I'm talking somebody shows up at your house that you like, Oh, I didn't know link was coming. No.
00:12:36
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I started doing that a lot. I started. No, we don't. We just don't do that. We're doing good. Nancy say that all the time. I know that was happening right now. Oh, there's your bird. We're lucky to get, um, yeah, there you go. Bourbon cream here. Put that in your, Oh, that'll add up. It's maple bourbon cream. Put that in your, in your pipe and smoke it. But, uh, we're not that good at that kind of stuff, but I think we're pretty good most of the time at getting, and we stress about it.
00:13:04
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with the kids and stuff to make sure we get them exactly what it is they're looking for. But what we used to do when we hosted the current wife's family for Christmas every year, we would have a couple of extras because we always did white elephant and somebody for some reason would never bring a gift, but they'd want to participate. Right. And you're like, well, wait a minute. That's not really how it works. Yeah. So we would buy
00:13:30
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two to three to four extra $20 gifts and I have them in the closet and go, here you go, dumb shit. You can be in the white elephant and then you get to take a gift home. You brought nothing. So anyway, we've done that a couple of times. I think if you have a big group that gets together all the time, you probably think about it more, but our family is so small that the likelihood of that scenario coming up
00:13:55
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Just thought doesn't enter your mind. Yeah Now my sister on the other hand, she probably keeps extra shit in her house all the time. Just yeah, she's that person I will actually There's some gifts I put on it free that I won't label Just in case a scenario for that reason That's right good idea And then you have to sit there though when the time comes go Which one I remember what's in this complete drizzled. Yeah, that's why it's much better
00:14:26
Speaker
Hey, Brett, this corset is not my size. I don't think this will fit me. Yeah. Tom said he could take care of the size of his room. Thank you for the pink mittens and scarf set. Oh, wow. Fantastic. Oh, I
Christmas Party Antics
00:14:45
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almost wore a Santa hat today. Oh, there you go. Got it. Awesome. So, yeah, I don't know. So, yeah, so anybody do anything fun over the weekend?
00:14:55
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Not a damn thing. Oh, good on you. And it was nice. We didn't do anything. Good. Had my cousin over that I haven't seen in a while on Sunday to watch that shitty ass Colts game. I missed the whole thing. Thank God. Feel good that you did. You invested your time wisely. Nice. Yes, you did. I saw bits and pieces. What was I? I was doing something. Oh, we were playing Euchre Sunday. That's what it was. Yeah. So no, we didn't watch any much better use your time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:24
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What about you, Linco? Anything? I can't think of anything we did. I'm sitting here racking my brain right now. You went to a Christmas party. You went to a Christmas party. Oh, shit. Jesus, Pete. I know. Yeah. I know it's already Thursday, so everybody's forgotten. Wednesday's so much better. The dumb thing is half of our weekends is always like two of us or three of us or whatever. We're all at the same damn place. Right. Yeah. You know? So anyway, yes, I did go to a Christmas party. Brett. Hey, Brett, how was your weekend?
00:15:53
Speaker
Have anything going on? I had a rough stretch with the old wrestling stuff, so I got liquored up Saturday night. At your Christmas party? Yes, I made a mature decision and hit the bottle to try to drown my sorrow. It went straight to the rock. What kind of bottle? What kind of bottle?
00:16:13
Speaker
The Coors Light Bottle. Oh, geez. They were well into it by the time I got there. Double digit times. I thought you actually. Oh, I did. I did a couple of shots of bourbon cream. OK. I don't think I did any other shots, but I mean, I don't know, man. You don't think you did. Hey, that's that pork you did. That's pretty good. I came out OK, didn't it? Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't get any. That's just because we were already full. Yeah. There's no one. There was food.
00:16:40
Speaker
Oh yeah, I didn't even see you. Hell, I didn't get there till 11. And by the way, I've had a pulled pork for like five straight launches. So that's what happens. That's how the kids in town kids. Yes. Uh, the big cat strolled in mid party on Saturday. And yeah, good, good, good times. Work Christmas party, Brett Christmas party. Euchre on Sunday. Where was the work Christmas party?
00:17:09
Speaker
ocean prime. So oysters, oysters and shrimps for appetizers and then you had a choice between salmon, a wagyu filet, or a chicken, something. What'd you go with? I actually went with the salmon and everybody said, why are you getting the salmon? That's what I was about ready to ask. So because current wife was getting the filet and I think she wouldn't eat it all. And the other option was chicken.
00:17:37
Speaker
Yeah, I think so. Somebody picked that? I don't know if anybody did, but... You can, right? I guarantee my sister-in-law... I will tell you, if you like salmon... I guarantee it. She was at the same Christmas party. I guarantee she took the chicken. Did she? I would guarantee it. If you're a salmon fan, the salmon was ridiculously delicious. It was fantastic.
00:17:57
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And Ocean Prime does a good job in general. Sure, sure.
White Elephant Gift Exchange
00:18:00
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Also funny story, I get there and everybody's having whatever their specialty drink is for the night and everything else and I'm looking across the bar, you know, looking for a rum, ha! Bottle of XO runs the Kappa up there in the corner and hadn't been opened. Oh shit. So we fixed that.
00:18:21
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It's an open bar. It was an open bar half a bottle of correct. You're exactly correct. I noticed that when we were leaving
00:18:33
Speaker
As you were Ubering now, that's what Amy done during. That's the best way to tell how much you drank right there. Absolutely. I started with a full bottle. I knew exactly how much I had had. Um, and surprising because she walked through your front door. I did. Okay. And then I went to Brett's and had a couple of beers and a couple of shots that I got bullied into. And uh, was that me? No. Oh good. It was another drunk person that lives in your house. Um, damn Matthew. No.
00:19:03
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but uh so yeah so then we got home and slept in and then wouldn't play juke or sunday hey you take mary too that's fine any fireworks at the uh work christmas party no no no no did you light off any fireworks no no no not at all not at all no it was everybody behaved it appeared i mean i don't i didn't
00:19:29
Speaker
You heard that you hear those horror stories about no not people just getting disgustingly drunk There is a great Christmas. I think it's called office Christmas party. Yeah, that's a pretty it's got some funny shit So one thing I learned early elf Jeff, but it's okay
00:19:45
Speaker
early in my professional work life is two things. Nobody gets promoted at the Christmas party. You said one, though. And nobody gets promoted after midnight. Yes. But a lot of people can lose their jobs. You didn't say nobody gets laid at the Christmas party. That's still on the table. So yeah, there you go.
00:20:08
Speaker
Alright, now it's time for this week in White Elephant. We substitute this. We're doing the White Elephant. I want to leave plenty of time for all the elephants. So there are four gifts behind the camera.
00:20:25
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Each of us have drawn a number before we started, so I will be going last. But somebody did draw number one, and number one is up. Or number 101. Then we labeled the gifts. And we labeled the gifts, one, two, three, and four. It is completely random. It is completely random. Yes. We just can't get our own, and we made sure of that on the draw. Well, it just worked out that way. Yeah, it did. It worked itself out like we thought it might. It's great when math works out properly. What's WKK? It doesn't just say white elephant.
00:20:56
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Oh, that's for somebody else. Again, Carl liked it. That's for somebody else. Oh, so this is from you, Tom? I believe so, yeah. I got two gifts from you. You did. Look at that. That's the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you. Who got number two?
00:21:10
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who does number two are we going to let him open that one first oh yeah i thought that's what we did yeah okay yeah that's fine yeah just fire away open her up yeah open it up and we decided no stealing or anything we're just gonna get what you get you get what you get you won't throw a fifth
00:21:33
Speaker
You guys can talk amongst yourselves. It's a dick. Oh, that would be quality. And she taped the box. Yeah, of course she did. That's what she does. Duct tape? I'm not a big... Those type of boxes? Yeah, I hate those boxes. The boxes you have to keep. Yeah, yeah, the lid's down. Hang on, Link. You gotta tell us what it is. It's a book. It's a book. Oh, you love reading. Yeah, I love reading.
00:22:01
Speaker
What's the name of the book the name of the book is it's what's by Brad Gossi? Yeah, if you if you know him, he's a pretty good author. Yeah Children's books doesn't he's famous for these? Yeah, they're kind of children's books. Yeah, apparently but this one here the name of the book is your mom is
00:22:21
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and it's a name uh the name is uh first name Sharon well they got that part right uh second name Cox okay your mama Sharon Cox do you want to read it you want to read a couple pages i think you should i don't know why we wouldn't that's good to me current wife and i barely got through it
00:22:40
Speaker
Honestly, oh cuz it's that funny. Oh, that's a lot of words there link. Oh, that's better So the first page here is your mom is Sharon Cox
00:22:53
Speaker
She goes on lots of dates. This is like a... It's story time. Sharon Cox. I know what I'm getting my mom for Christmas now. She never discriminates. So apparently she dates a lot of different people. Oh, that's good. Not to discriminate. Sharon Cox makes other women so mad because Sharon Cox pulls all the gigachads.
00:23:19
Speaker
Yeah, that's some, I don't know, that's some... Well, it rhymes with mad. That's Dr. Seuss right there, yeah. Okay. What was the word? You couldn't find something else to rhyme with mad? Gigachad. How about she blows your dad? That wouldn't be a children's story at that point.
00:23:38
Speaker
You don't know it's up to you They're at one point sharing cocks like are his other titles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Yes. Yeah coupons for him in there STDs and you that's learn about inbreeding with donkey bear
00:24:01
Speaker
Santa's little humper Solid mom runs trains Not that good I'm not that good just to make shit up like that so is that on your phone is this the
00:24:20
Speaker
I almost bought that book, I kid you not. No kidding? Well that was the book I was looking at when I found that one. How do you think I know this clown's name? Yeah. Hey, what do you think Mike Hunt smells like? Oh yeah, I almost bought that one too. Apparently it smells like fish. Yeah, there's two Mike Hunt books. References? Yeah. He has two different books.
00:24:42
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Okay. There we go. There we go. My gun also smells like something else. Who has number two? Number two. Number two? Number two. Number two? Anybody. Paging number two. Paging number two. Which one's number two? The black? The black? Yes.
00:24:59
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Yeah, that's from you, right? Yes, it is. Awesome. This gift is so apropos. Uh-oh. It couldn't have landed to a more perfect person. Uh-oh. And he's trying to put something in the box. And he's pumping it. Yes. I don't shake my packages. I stick my package in the package to see what's in there.
00:25:25
Speaker
So, deep probe. It's nice wrapping paper. It is nice wrapping paper. Santa with the ring. Did you wrap this, Jeff? Awesome box. Love the box. Yes, I did wrap this. I was asked this earlier this week about wrapping presents. I'm actually okay wrapping presents. I know a lot of males to be completely stereotypical. They're like, what the hell? So I think that's why gift bags were in there. Yep. Probably. Most likely.
00:25:53
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I'm okay wrapping presents. I used to wrap them all the time. Hell, for my job, I wrapped packages all the time. Oh, my gosh. Look at that. Oh, my gosh. Oh, this is nice. Yeah, look at those. These are beautiful. Those are classic. What is that? I had to describe mine. Sorry, elf slippers. I held them up for the camera, but I forget where. Yeah. These are these are these are buttes.
00:26:20
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Clark. I got the large ones, but since you want, I didn't know if I, you can take them back at small to mediums. Yeah, I think they're not condoms. It's not like it's a magnum. It's not a magnum. Those are beautiful. Those are beautiful. I went to Spencer's today. That's where I found them. I've been in Spencer's. Yes. And there's one up at castle. Huh?
00:26:46
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And you'll go in there and laugh your ass off like you did. I think you're still one in Greenwood. You said a peri-crossy? I'm gonna have to hit that up this weekend. That sounds like a good place to just blow a bunch of money. Find some extra gifts. There were several gifts that I had in my hand getting ready to purchase and put them back on the shelf and find something funnier and put it back on the shelf.
00:27:09
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rubber chicken t-shirts and rubber chicken. There was a couple of blankets in there that were pretty. Did you have an elf? Did you have an elf in your hand at one point and then put him back on the shelf? I had an elf on the shelf. Okay. Got it. Got it. Hilarious. In the back of the room was where all the butt plugs and donuts were.
00:27:28
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You better check. Is there an extra gift in it? Is there something else in the box? Yeah, check the bottom of the box here. Oh, those are solid. Those are solid. Who's got the three spot? You've got three. You're three.
00:27:44
Speaker
One two four three Looks like it's a bowling ball. Hey, so so there's there's tissue paper that that put together and it's in layers Layers no, not really nothing. There's no mess. Oh, so it nothing's gonna jump out at you. It's all good Snaking about
00:28:18
Speaker
The beer nuts bar mix is if you haven't had that that's just very good. That's very good So first first thing here what we got So candy candy candy like Halloween candy bag candy, but it's all suckers though, right? It's candy candy
00:28:42
Speaker
There's a theme. Candy canes are next. Candy canes? Candy canes. And then candy canes. And syrup. Is syrup down there? Yes, it has to be. The funny thing is, they don't sell candy corn. So what'd you get, Jeff? Just corn. A bag of frozen corn. They don't sell syrup. They don't sell candy corn.
00:29:12
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Yeah, so Jeff you won't get this No, you'd have to watch elf. Well, hey, there's another leg keep going keep going keep going The corn is is there a ball the corn is kind of I die
00:29:36
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It's actually in there so Open that up. It's it's actually in yeah, if you got DVD player and oh, you know the glasses on either Dude, you just hang on open that back up
00:29:49
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Paul. Yeah. Oh, it's totally fine. Now we're talking. He's like, Oh yeah. Now we're talking. He would have taken that up and throwing that thing in the trash before we walked out the door. Now go get your bottle of dick, the door. There you go. Thank you.
00:30:08
Speaker
Wow. That's awesome. That's well played. So yeah, I could, I, uh, I went up and down all three candy isles that Walmart has. Not one bag of candy corn. Not this time of year. No, I knew I wasn't going to find it. So I was like, what the hell? I was like, uh, I'll just do like a bag of M&Ms or something like that. And I was like, fuck it. No, I'm actually going to get a bag of corn.
00:30:33
Speaker
So yeah, there you go. Thank you. Bag of corn. That's hilarious. Jeff, those are the four basic food groups. Is that what they told you? From El. Yeah. Yes. Watch the syrup. Yeah, watch the syrup. That's awesome. There's a gift card on the bottom of that syrup. And the fact that he drew the note before that bag, I was like, this is freaking awesome because he's going to have no fucking clue. When you said layers and that first one came out, I'm like, I don't get the sucker part.
00:31:03
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No, the other bag of candy. The candy. Yes. Got it. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. That's nice. Nice. So me, huh? Yep. Tommy fourth and final package. Yeah, there's layers to this, but it's not connected to anything. Oh my.
00:31:28
Speaker
People are like onions, Tom. They have layers. Peel back the layers. Give them that one.
00:31:36
Speaker
There's like there's like multiple openings getting ready to happen. Oh, look at that. Well, it's a good start. We're off with a small bottle of rum. Yeah. So there's nothing wrong with that. Let's go down like this. That's what do you mean? Because Tommy loves rum. Well, just the elf was for Jeff. It didn't quite go down that way. But this is this is the quintessential gift of the whole package. But Brett also got me a book written by like reading around here, written by Dr. Brian Torres.
00:32:06
Speaker
How to live with a small penis It's actually a good read it's a short read but it's a good one sure so I know Brian's dad Apparently you just write your own notes Wow so when you're done, it's an autobiography notepad Actually almost wrote the first page for you
00:32:39
Speaker
But good news, there is a place in the beginning where you can put your name and how to get in touch with you in case you misplace it somewhere. It can be returned to you easily. That's hilarious. Just put that out on your desk at work. Take it on a sales call. Unfortunately, I still have a small penis.
00:32:57
Speaker
And it just keeps getting better. Oh my! Dang! More liquor. So because of our split, I had to get one rum in one. Just in case. There you go. So now you can try eggnog with whiskey. Yeah. Okay. You can compare and contrast.
00:33:13
Speaker
But now there's, well this is gonna take a minute. I thought about that same idea, by the way. Oh, splitting the alcohols? Because we've got a rum connoisseur, bourbon guys, beer guys. I was like, how do you do that? Like if I get a bottle of bourbon, not everybody's gonna like it. I got my own Spiderman. Dude, why did I not pick number four? Look at that, right?
00:33:39
Speaker
Wow. Same. You got the web slinger last year, I believe. He did. Man, I can't wait to open this one. This will always be better. Actually, forget with it. Oh, no, no. Yeah, you'll have to. This will take some figuring out. Uh oh. I know what this is now. Okay. What do we got there, Tom? This is a children's toy. So we start with that. It's in a box. It's a children's toy in a box. Yep. Okay. Take the parts out here. Let's see what we got. The box is kind of...
00:34:08
Speaker
Yeah, the boxes, I think the box is from China. Pretty sure. Based on the cost of the toy, I think it's all from China, honestly. It's a man in a boat. Here we go. Oh no. It's for ages six and under. It's what every six year old needs is a man in a boat. A little man in a boat.
00:34:33
Speaker
Oh no. It literally is a little rubber man. It's a little rubber man. What's in the cup? Uh oh, what happened? Oh boy. The video froze. Oh good. That's okay. Well in the cup here though, I think it's an outlet. The audio's still going, but this video we're seeing is frozen, but I think it's still going. Yeah, it's probably going. Anyhow. I think like you can dress them up and stuff. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Can you shave it? Can you shave it?
00:35:00
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It did not come with a razor. I don't think Oh hang on that's his that's his body right there. Wow that Yeah, this is his body. No. No in there that goes in I think What
00:35:26
Speaker
You gotta figure this out Tommy. Apparently I'm too old for this toy. There's no directions sir. There are no instructions. Well you got the point, it's a man in the boat. Yeah we got a man in the boat. And you found him, you found the man in the boat. Hey congratulations Tom. Woo hoo. That's not your strength as we've established this year, but good job. Ta da. On numerous occasions. Maybe 2025 will be better in that category. Whatever. There's always tomorrow. Dude that stuff is, I like that burpee. There's one more stuff. You're supposed to refrigerate this? Holy cow. I put mine in the freezer.
00:35:54
Speaker
Freezer. One more. What's alcohol? It's good and cold. Bourbon cream's not all alcohol, though, right? Yeah, it's a little bit of cream. Oh, you need some whipping cream. Mini basketball pong. Bounce the ball, sink the shot, drink the cup. There you go. So I really tried to get that. Wow, that's cool. We talked on one episode about toys. Remember that basket game that had the ping pong ball? Oh, yeah. Yes.
00:36:21
Speaker
Kind of pricey on eBay. Was it really? Yeah, I can imagine. So that's a close second. Well, thanks, Brett. That was a very thoughtful and impressive bag of tricks. Good job, fellas. Pulled down the lever, the ping pong ball shot. Oh, yeah. Six different shots on each side. So I was watching something last week, maybe over the weekend. Do you remember that game? It was a wooden board, and it kind of had side walls on it, and you had a little top.
00:36:48
Speaker
that you wound a string around, and you stood up little men, little wooden pieces on each side. You pulled the string, and the top spun around. That's a Jewish game, Jeff. It is Hanukkah, isn't it? Dreidel, a little Dreidel. And whoever knocked down the most, nope, I'll have to Google it. Yeah, you will. I don't... You don't remember? I remember something called battling tops.
00:37:14
Speaker
where you pulled the string, you put it in, pulled the top. I mean, it literally was just a top and then they went spinning and whoever spun and was still spinning. There's a different version of that that came out when Matthew was in that age. I loved, I loved that. I mean, that was, that was one of my favorite games as a kid. What's it called, Jeff?
00:37:37
Speaker
That is, that's not what I'm talking about, but that's battling. And we have that also. Yeah. That was a plastic version of it. The one I was talking about was wooden and it, yeah, I'm done trying to get it. Yeah. But I do remember that link. It's a great story. Yeah, it is great story.
00:37:53
Speaker
Reminded me of my Ute. Reminded you of your Ute. Tom's trying to fix YouTube. I don't think we're going to get it. I'm also getting feedback that it's not live anymore and kicking people out. Wow, somebody is watching live? Yeah, there was somebody watching live. Wow. Sorry, Tom. Yeah, it was her. Nice job wrapping the presents, though. Good job.
00:38:17
Speaker
Good, good work, good work. Anyhow, so, so that part's over, so. Is your Christmas shopping done? Everybody done? Negative. Negative. I'm almost never done, meaning historically I've always been a couple days before, I'm always out on Christmas Eve buying something. Now things have changed over the years, you don't have to do that.
00:38:39
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Yeah, yeah, I mean you get stuff delivered on Christmas Eve, right? No, not a big deal But I still go out just as a tradition and I buy at least one thing every Christmas Eve. Yep. Yep. Is this a bourbon cream in this cup? What is something somebody I didn't put I thought I finished mine. I Don't know Tom you're fine. I don't think I want to drink that I
00:39:06
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That's your cup. I know that's why I was questioning it. I didn't put anything in it. It's the rum. I poured rum into it, Tom. Oh, you poured rum at it. A while ago. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, that's fine.
00:39:18
Speaker
No worries. Looks like the precursor to the turkey gravy I made. If it's salty, I'm gonna be really upset. Anyhow. Or really happy. One of those two. You might be sharing cocks before the night. No, not at all. You want me to read you a bedtime story, Tom?
00:39:40
Speaker
So you asked a question about are you done? Yeah, and I'm kind of with you, Brad. I like going out the last day just to get something, just to say I was out on the last day, because that's usually the way I always did it, was waited till the last.
00:39:54
Speaker
Now that the kids are older, you know, Shay does most of the shopping for them and the girls, their spouses and girlfriends, so that makes it easy on me. I do get a few things. I'm sure you hate it. I do not like going out. It's the crowds. There's so many people out just getting last minute stuff.
00:40:16
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if if
00:40:33
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Oh, maybe this, maybe that, you know, I see something and I'm like, yeah, I think that
Holiday Shopping Habits
00:40:38
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works. Boom. Easy. You know, done. Or you know what you're going for. Anyhow, you've already, I'm going here to get this. And on Christmas Eve, so are 90% of the other people that are out there because they know what they're getting. They're getting it. They're getting the fuck out because they're
00:40:57
Speaker
all the wandering around and being in awe. You don't have time. You don't have time. Time's up. You got to get home, cook dinner, go to church, whatever. I did have the Menards experience today, by the way. 10 a.m. I walked in there. Had to just pick up a few things.
00:41:13
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They had three lines open and probably 10 people in each line. You never know with that place. So as soon as I got my stuff, I turn around and lady goes, opening up on five. Five happened to be right in front of me. Of course. How deep in line were you?
00:41:30
Speaker
I wasn't even in line yet. I was buying some tools. So I was right there by the register. I was turned and looked. I was like, God damn it. So as soon as I grabbed it, he turned around, it opened up and I was like, you gotta go. Somebody's got one item. So I was easy in easy out. Yeah.
00:41:47
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I'll say with with the Christmas Eve thing with me. I could easily knock out eight to ten people In a couple hours stretch skin then go pass them in line
00:42:03
Speaker
Just knock them out. Take care of buying presents for eight to 10 people. Uh, get home, get them wrapped. You know, they just sat it down. It worked, but now I don't do it, but there's always, I don't know. I spend too much Christmas, but I like it. It's not, it's not, I don't feel like it's forced. Okay. Every year we say we're not going to spend as much this year as we did last year. And every year we seem to spend more. It's how it goes.
00:42:30
Speaker
just the way it works. And I think it's because we're poorly planning the whole experience. So really, what do you mean by that? We had a whole conversation about it. Um, actually last night, well, we didn't know me and her wife did. Oh, oh, sorry to share. Well, we just don't, we don't plan. We don't plan the go shopping for Christmas event.
00:42:52
Speaker
And then we're last minute, and then sometimes we just buy stuff because, well, this kid got this and this and this kid didn't get this and this and so. And he'd get as close as possible, but I don't know. We just, and. So you bought jacks and baguette M&Ms and wrapped them all individually? But it was also, the other conversation was when the kids were little,
00:43:20
Speaker
So much easier because you can just find random toys. Oh, that's fine. They'll love it. And they did, you know, that would be, it was fantastic. But as they get older, they get a little bit more selective and it makes it a little bit more challenging. I love it.
00:43:41
Speaker
but those years where sand is still a thing. Yep. That's magic. Yeah. That's the best. It is. And that, I mean, that's, and I think that's part of it too. It changes when that's, when that changes in your house, you know, when, when that's not part of it anymore, that does make it a little bit different. So, but yeah, we try to, we do our best, you know, we'll be shopping Sunday.
00:44:07
Speaker
But by Sunday, we will be done. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to Spencer's this weekend. If you go Saturday, give me a heads up. I'm wrestling Saturday. Oh, that's right. There's a bunch of football on Saturday, too. There's football tomorrow also. All right, so who does a holiday baking?
Baking Traditions and Sharing
00:44:28
Speaker
Cookies and snacks. She'll do it on Sunday. You guys load up and take stuff around. You still do that? I do. Five or six people that we hit consistently every year and we were actually just talking about that over the weekend. I said, when are you gonna do the bacon? She goes, probably Sunday. And that'll be all frickin' day. She'll be doing it. I'll be doing it Saturday. Well hit me up. You'll be wrestling.
00:44:57
Speaker
Or he would come over. Make cookies, drink rum. He knows how to make gravy. I've already forgotten the ingredients. I know one of them is flour. One of them is the daffodil off of Leprechaun's ass. You didn't just have that laying around? Are you kidding me? I put it right next to the Shamrock testicles.
00:45:26
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the the
00:45:38
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primary primary bros thing oh yeah yeah it's it's legit yeah how you do it well um i'm not sure what you mean i cook it okay i don't know if you got put it on a grill and cook it i don't i don't i have the i've gone to the flat top so i don't have an enclosure gotcha
00:45:59
Speaker
Gotcha. I don't know if that matters, but it sounds like bad. Do you still go up north? Uh, no, not anymore. No, no family used to do. I mean, Christmas Eve was a huge deal. I mean, the whole family would show up as a party. You literally stayed. There was a host family, whoever was hosting, you stayed at their house all night long. And we stayed up till
00:46:27
Speaker
three o'clock in the morning. And this was back when we had young kids, right? They were up early and ready to go. And we, we were, uh, yeah, we would, we would stay up and, uh, and I literally drink till two or three in the morning. So fun times. And then, uh, then get up and then you're blurry eyed the next morning. Did you have to assemble anything?
00:46:52
Speaker
Yeah, sometimes. I'm serious. Sometimes we did. I think my patience would be. We're just up chit-chatting. Some people would go to bed, some people wouldn't. But no, we haven't probably since COVID, I think, is really what ruined everything. And then we got into our own thing. And your own kids. Yeah, we just instead of driving up and then driving back, because it's like a 40-minute drive.
00:47:18
Speaker
And you've got to haul all the gifts. Driving up again the next day? We're like, nah. Screw that. So, Christmas Eve, depending on their schedule, current wife's family does their Christmas on Christmas Eve so that everybody can disperse and do their own thing on Christmas Day.
00:47:37
Speaker
So we're gonna go over there. Yeah, so So yeah, that happens like every of the year because Every other year they go up to Chicago. Mm-hmm. So what their family family in Chicago family here in so Every of the year they flip-flop. Yeah, so this year they're in town So we'll be over there Christmas Eve and you're you rockin the Scotch. I'm gonna
00:47:59
Speaker
Uh, I'm sure I'll probably, probably grab some scotch, take it over there. Why wouldn't I? That, uh, that, that is definitely, that's a tradition and I usually take a picture of my, uh, my, my dad's scotch glass and, uh, send it out to the family and go, here you go. Yep. So yeah, that, uh, that definitely, that definitely, yeah. I'll be, I'll be throwing out some solid. Yeah, man. Cool. Awesome.
00:48:26
Speaker
But yeah, we, uh, my, my family talked about making cookies as well. So the Northern Irish toy, so we make a lot of stuff. She's making cookies two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. She's decorating your porch. She's a very good little Baker. So we makings a labor of love. It really is. It's not like cooking or, you know, throwing on a pot of chili. It's,
00:48:46
Speaker
So we do, we'll do, uh, so like these little spritz cookies, we'll do, what's that mean? That's just the type of cookie it is. Um, thank you. That's all. There's no, it doesn't mean anything. You put it in a little cookie. Why is it called a certain flavor? Butter cookie. It's a butter cookie with almond and why did you say that? Because they're called spritz cookies. Um,
00:49:17
Speaker
So so we'll make We'll make about Fuck yeah, they are Well yeah, there's press Jeff Geez OP It has to do with how you make because you put them in a cookie press and you shoot them out of a gun When to get the shape, that's why they call it that It's got different shapes, you can do trees, you can do trees, you can do wreaths You kind of twist it Do you have a butt plug attachment for that? No, why would you have that?
00:49:44
Speaker
Well, it's cuz you said that's different shapes Tom people eat this. Why would you stick it in your ass? Well, no, that's weird. I mean Nobody's eating a tree in real life. Come on, man. Well, no givens that shit
00:49:59
Speaker
My goodness, anyhow, so we probably make, I don't know, seven or eight dozen of those things. We'll need a treat, but then we'll have Buckeyes, we'll have chocolate-covered pretzels and raisins and stuff and things. That's awesome. Yeah, we'll have all that stuff, and then the kids. You and Amy do that together? Oh, hell no. I do. That was a serious question. She's usually picking herself up off the bottom of the stairs, Jeff. She doesn't have time to bake. Her arm can't stir.
00:50:27
Speaker
She doesn't get involved. But the girl, now that the girl's older, she does. And what was funny was we made this batch. We just made one batch the other night, and the boy comes home from school, I guess yesterday, and starts to get in the cookies, and the girl's like, get out of those. And he's like, what? And he had open one of his M&Ms instead. He goes, what are you talking about? She goes, those are for other people. And they're not. We just made one batch so that we had some cookies around.
00:50:57
Speaker
So they were for us? Yeah, they're for whoever. Oh, I got more. If you're the baker, you make the rules. Yeah, exactly. No, she was just doing it to be a dick to her brother. I mean, that's all that is, and that's okay. A dictator? Yeah, exactly. So it's all good. Yeah, but we'll do a whole bunch of shit, and then we take it out to the neighbors and all that good, and then we make sure we have plenty around our house for ourselves. So while you're going to the neighbor right across the street, you can pick up the fireworks that are left on 4th of July. He's burnt, Carl.
00:51:25
Speaker
Look, they're not the planes trains and automobiles car. Yeah, I think I already got him. I think we're good It's all good All right, fellas. So do we have a I have a joke of the week. We do have a holiday theme joke It wasn't but I have one stored up just in case anybody asked Tom just asked
00:51:49
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, somebody actually literally my desk. I thought it might happen. So here we go. We planned it. Here's joke of the week. This isn't the joke I was going with, but it is. It is Christmas themed. So since you asked since you asked, do I need to get a dump button? No, we're going to explain. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do we want to do that first?
00:52:13
Speaker
What are we explaining? We're gonna take a couple weeks off. Yeah, our schedule. Yeah, we're taking a couple weeks off. Christmas and New Year's are middle of the week. We always record middle of the week. So, and with the thought that we would rather spend time with our families and talk to 12 people. A third of those people sitting at this table. We've decided we're gonna take a couple weeks off, but
00:52:43
Speaker
What we will do is throw up a couple of old episodes in case somebody wants to catch up on a, you know, I'll, I'll pick a couple gyms to fill the space. So we will have something available.
00:52:56
Speaker
However, we're not gonna do anything live for a couple of weeks, and then after we get after New Year's, that week after, we'll be back at it. January 8th? Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, be the 8th. It does feel like January 8th. I think Pat McAfee is gonna be our first guest of 2025. Well, that'd be fucking awesome. Did we secure him? We're working on it. Oh, okay. Well, we secure that, let me know, so we can promote it in plenty of time.
Christmas and New Year Plans
00:53:19
Speaker
Our listenership will skyrocket. We thought it was gonna be Signetty, but he's hopefully still coaching it. Sorry Notre Dame fans. Fingers crossed.
00:53:27
Speaker
We didn't talk about that at all. Jeff, did you want to talk about that before we joke of the weekend? How about that, one of the most prestigious schools, football schools in the country? Yep. Yeah, Notre Dame gets to play them. One of the most small.
00:53:45
Speaker
good one. Notre Dame is the host of them. And the most losingest program ever in NCAA history are playing in the first ever playoff game at Notre Dame stadium. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's, that's pretty cool. Notre Dame football fan. I'm, I'm like a Notre Dame football fan. I you basketball fan, but there's, if you don't understand, if you're from the state of Indiana,
00:54:11
Speaker
You can be a Purdue fan and a Notre Dame football fan. Purdue basketball, yes. Yeah, Purdue basketball, Notre Dame football. IU basketball, Notre Dame football, but you can't be, Purdue and IU can't cross track. They can't, yeah. So because Notre Dame is the program, football program in the state forever, there's a ton of kind of split loyalties. Yep, yep, yep. And somebody asked me over the weekend, well, who you gonna be rooting for? I said, well, root for Notre Dame.
00:54:40
Speaker
I said, but to be honest with you, I can't lose. I mean, I'm not going to be upset. It's not like they're playing USC or Michigan or some other turd school. If IU wins, I've actually, it's financially beneficial to me if IU wins. Of course.
00:54:58
Speaker
Yeah. Bet that I placed months ago, but I mean, I'm guessing it's going to be a great game. Um, and how, how cool for the state, how cool for IU, how cool for Notre Dame.
00:55:16
Speaker
And honestly, winning this game for IU would be fucking giant. That takes that whole program to another level. And this isn't even we're not even talking about a national championship game. We're just talking about essentially a play in game to to go on that. I mean, that's life changing for that university.
00:55:37
Speaker
And one of the coolest things about it is it's Friday night. I know the other ones on Saturday, that'll be the only game on at that time, but the only game on Friday night. So that's the cool thing about it. And for all you college football fans, so college game day is going to be at Notre Dame.
00:55:57
Speaker
they're going to air like at what, three or four o'clock? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about? Is that what you're talking about?
00:56:27
Speaker
Hey, Sharon, Sharon Cox also might be a comment on that. Yeah, that's page eight of your book. I don't think you haven't got there yet. That's her favorite baseball game. It was a double header.
00:56:43
Speaker
Thomas the little man in the boat guy might have something to say about it. He is bald, Jeff, now that you asked that question earlier. He didn't come with a razor, but he just came bald. Hilarious. There we go. Weird. I'm going to try to... Hey, do they have Christmas in Utah? I'm just wondering. Mormons?
00:57:03
Speaker
I don't know, I'm just asking these crazy that you asked that. I actually don't think they do. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. So our story starts in Utah, where three men, three men die on Christmas Eve. Three wise men?
00:57:19
Speaker
No, just three men. They died on Christmas Eve, so they're not smart. Wise men made it through. They're Mormon morons. It's not just one man, it's more men. There's three of them. The three wise men were at the Frankincense and Murr store prior to...
00:57:38
Speaker
So they live they live there was no shoe in Utah. There was no shoe captain frankincense and murr store alright, so in Utah Three men die on Christmas Eve. Okay, so you know it goes great story They get to the pearly gates right who's there st. Peter sure Pete my man
00:57:56
Speaker
Um, probably not the proper greeting that he wants if you want in I bet but listen to the rest of the story and it might unfold Because nobody's gonna greeting like that. He's probably like, oh my gosh, this is so refreshing link Go right to the front of the line buddy. Do I know you? Yeah We we played on your central softball team with a suit I was the right fielder Pete A solid four podcast Pete you you know, you know who I am
00:58:23
Speaker
So Peter says hey, you've got to have something that represents or symbolizes Christmas on you to get in all right, so I'm not gonna read it as it's written. I'll say this man from Utah. Yep Has a lighter on him says this symbolizes a Christmas candle St. Peter says yep, you're good. Okay Actually have to change this back to country so because the last one anyway so
00:58:55
Speaker
A German guy jingles his keys and says, hey, these are sleigh bells. Nein. Nein. Nein. Nein sleigh bells. Nein. Peter lets him in. He said Peter says Guten Tag and he says, yeah, he says good. There's two. Two for two. So to represent my country of origin, Irishman pulls out a G string and a bra. No shit lately.
00:59:18
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and a
00:59:40
Speaker
Like, Christmas carols? Oh, you just didn't find it funny. Should I have gone with the other joke? He gets a reprieve here, Tommy. I actually thought that was... I liked it. That's not bad. What's wrong with that joke? I thought it was good. I liked it. Okay, so the joke I was going with here, and you guys get to participate here. In Utah, we turn a blonde upside down, so blonde standing on her head. What do you call her?
01:00:09
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A blonde, sorry, again, in Utah. In Utah. Blonde. Flipped on her head. What do you call her? Blonde flippers. I'm glad I don't have to guess because I would never have any clue. Blonde. I did not get that. That's funny now. Oh, shit. Okay, hang on. Two in the pink.
01:00:39
Speaker
Blonde flipped on her head. In Utah, Tom, of course. Of course. What do you call blonde flipped on her head? Yeah. Well, Merry Christmas to all. It's a brunette with bad breath. Wow.
01:00:58
Speaker
Merry Christmas. We're going to take a couple of weeks off, but then we'll be back to do it again. Don't forget. You can always send us an email for solid beers at gmail.com until, uh, next time I'm Tom Merry Christmas. All I'm Jeff. See you next year. St. Nicholas.
01:01:18
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You survived another episode.
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01:01:21
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