IT’S GETTING HOTWIFE IN HERRE with “Synthea”

Salutations! On today's show, I'm talking to "Synthea". She's married, she's female, she's in her 60's and they're swingers! Shock and awe. Yeah, yeah, cause you're all a bunch of virgins. What do I know about swinging? About as much as I know about swimming. Look, did I once grab the last tether from an elderly woman while snorkeling in open water? Am I currently alive and churning out podcast episodes? We're losing focus people. The point is, today, we're asking: what's a hotwife?, how does swinging even work exactly?, why am I scared of sex?, what am I not scared of? and honestly though - when it comes down to it, what are we all really looking for? Let's talk about sex, baby (and other things too, ya pervs!). This is Synthea's story, today, on I DON'T GET IT, with me. Thanks for listening. And please consider helping the show out and be a patron at www.patreon.com/mariadoesntgetit and follow us @mariadoesntgetit (IG/FB) and @MMdoesntgetit (Twitter).