THE EXTH NONSENSE (Part 1 of 2) with Max Jancar

In part one of this two part double episode, I chat with ExBack Coach, Break-Up Researcher and Relationship Advisor, Max Jancar, on all things regarding our Exes. Some of you hate your exes. Some of you have forgotten they existed. And some of you have been hitting up their pager and waiting for the landline to ring since 1993. Well wait no more! Cause we're here to find out EXactly what to do to get our EXes baX!!! I'm guessing you send 75 texts, 75 letters, 75 emails, 75 candy grams, hit all his socials and finish it off with some strong but subtle skywriting? We'll see what Max says. As for my own exes you ask? Well how dare you! My exes are mostly fine gentlemen who are never not in a revolving door of being "the best" and "the worst" guy so I have no idea what's going on with those foolios ever. It's always max feels to the max. (Disclaimer: The Crazies do not include Danny No Drama. I'm not gonna say who my other three exes are other than it's Ed, Kris and Dan. Everybody calm down, nobody is going to see or hear this or care about it).  Now, let's all hold hands and eat some ice cream as we journey through the return of the living dead. If you wanna say a thing, email us at burningtrashfire@gmail.com and if you are concerned about my mental state after this exercise, consider being a patron at www.patreon.com/mariadoesntgetit so that I can keep paying my therapist. Okay let's make some sense out of this Triple XXX nonsense. Follow us @mariadoesntgetit (IG/FB) and @MMdoesntgetit (Twitter).