GHOSTING DA EX MACHINA with Ryan Ghosting aka "Mark" aka The Ghost of Semi-Boyfriends Past

Alright, fine, tardiness has always been a friend of mine. I'm leaving my life in your hands. People say that I am blind. Risking it all on a podcast, because as we have long established, it is a universal cry for help. Never you mind those naysayers for today, is the day, that we unleash the ol' ghosting episode. Featuring an exclusive interview with the one and the only, Ryan Ghosting, also known as one of my non-ex-boyfriend boyfriends (they're all exactly the same so it really doesn't matter which one). For further confusion, let's call him "Mark" during the course of this tell-all interview. He tells us: why ghosts ghost, how ghosts ghost, when ghosts ghost, what do ghosts want, and THE question of questions: when a person ghosts you, do they really care? (Spoiler: it's not great for humans with a bloody, beating, feeling heart). Here's the Shyamalan truth of it all - since this interview was conducted, "Ryan Ghostfart"/Current Zombie from "The Farting Dead"/"The Last of Farts"/"World War F(art)"/"I Fart Legend" and so on, once again, vanished into that good and cowardly night like the fart in the wind that he so truly is, therefore, it is unfinished. Fear not! Unreliable, inconsistent and disappointing men are as common as zombies in a zombie apocalypse so we are well prepared to "PIVOT!". Meet Lucinda aka "Binger" (only I call her that and she does not like it at all) and Cheryl aka "Che" (accurately pronounced "Shay", not "Chae", which is how I've been pronouncing her name for the last thirty years). I'm a great friend, I know. They'll be sticking around so you'll see them around the way. For now, let's stick to some good ol' Ghostbustin'! Warning: episode contains extremely savage "callin it like they see it truths" from our featured guests and the weekly idiocy you now expect from me, the same ol' G. Please listen, like, rate, subscribe, review cause does it matter? Apparently yes, yes it does. And join all your/my current friends, former lovers, future enemies and eventual strangers who you have no recollection of ever knowing who have all congregated on the following platforms: @mariadoesntgetit (Instant Telegrams), @mariadoesntgetit (The Telephone Book of Faces), and of course, @MMdoesntgetit (Elon's Rockin' Robin). Or, if you are so inclined, you may win over my heart by writing me a personal letter and electronically mailing it to burningtrashfire@gmail.com. OR, if you're Romeo and the dice was loaded from the start ready for some woo-ing, make me a Spotify playlist. Now you have all the secrets to my heart. Enjoy listening to the secrets of my past. It's funny, but then sad. An old fashioned, classic Manero. See you next week, friend.