Introducing: GET IT. with CHERYL, LUCINDA & MARIA

Welcome people of the world! Thanks again for everybody round the joint tuning in. This week, in place of our usual interview episode, we are introducing you to our brand spankin' new "spin-off"/companion piece called GET IT. with Cheryl, Lucinda & Maria. (You'll remember them from the savage Kill Bill massacre on Ryan Ghosting). Each week, we'll be discussing the interview of the week and ask: does Maria finally get it? The answer is probably not - but fear not! Cheryl and Lucinda are here to help me GET. IT. Get it? If that sounds zzzz, don't worry, the M Night twist is that every episode will devolve into me fighting with Binger (Lucinda) about which movies are great and which are total garbage, which in turn will then devolve into us fighting over Inception and The Prestige. Super fun time and highly accessible and interesting to everyone, I know. Look, we'll also be talking about what's going on in the zeitgeist ok? Like this week, we're talking the Biebs and Selena Gomez. We call on our resident celeb gossip correspondent to fill us in on what's goin on there. She's got great intel and super credible sources. Ok, it's my Mom. And it is a disaster. More importantly, we talk about my most recent interview with Madam/Courtesan/Escort, Olivia LaRue and discover what we learned, when we listened. Regular interview show back next week and more GET IT of course! For now hit us on insta/fb @mariadoesntgetit and Twitter @MMdoesntgetit. Do you have an interesting story to tell that has left you thinking "yeah, i don't get it"? Email us at burningtrashfire@gmail.com and who knows! You might find yourself on the show, asking for advice from two sensible adults and one person pretending to be an adult but is more like a confused and panicked child that got lost at the mall. Enjoy this special intro ep to GET IT. Thanks, as always, for listening. (Welcome to the party, Cambodia, Thailand AND Mexico!)