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🎬 The Ultimate Movie Duo Showdown! 🍿 Who's the Greatest Duo of All Time?
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🎬🍿 The Ultimate Movie Duo Showdown is HERE! 🍿🎬 From legendary partners to unforgettable friendships, we're settling the debate: Who is the greatest movie duo of all time? 🤔🔥 Will it be Shrek & Donkey, Riggs & Murtaugh, Han Solo & Chewbacca, Woody & Buzz, or another iconic pair? We break down the chemistry, the laughs, the action, and the moments that made these duos legendary. 💥 Watch the episode, then join the conversation! 👇 Tell us in the comments: Who is YOUR ultimate movie duo? 🎙️ Don't forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share with your fellow movie buffs! #CertifiedGervais #Podcast #MovieDuo #MovieDebate #MoviePodcast #FilmFans #Movies #Cinema #PopCulture #MovieNight #Shrek #HanSolo #BuzzLightyear #ActionMovies #ComedyMovies #MovieLovers #YouTubePodcast #Entertainment #FilmDiscussion #WhoWins 🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/5577841415618560
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Transcript
Podcast Introduction and Platforms
00:00:43
Speaker
Hello everyone, is me as always, Stephen Jarvis, and with me as always is... Alyssa Jarvis. And we are the Certified Jarvis Podcast. We are live on YouTube.
00:00:54
Speaker
But if you can't watch the live, go head over to Spotify or even YouTube at Certified Jarvis. And you know what? You'll find replays. Because everyone loves replays. Am I right?
00:01:09
Speaker
So... Because my wife kind of said she wants to run the thing tonight. And I'm fine with that because she picked the topic again this week. So you know what? I'm gonna follow her role this time.
00:01:22
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And hopefully, you know, no long, awkward, solemn silences followed by long, awkward, solemn silences. So Alyssa, it's in your court.
Introduction to Ultimate Movie Duos
00:01:33
Speaker
So tonight we're talking about the ultimate movie duos.
00:01:38
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So let's kick things off with comedy because I think this category is going to divide us right away.
00:01:51
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When you think of movie duos that make you laugh every single time, who comes to mind first?
00:02:04
Speaker
God, that that is a very divisive answer. And I probably said that word wrong. But you know what? We're going to go with it because, you know, kind of like Monday Nitro and the in the 90s.
00:02:15
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We're live. We're uncooked. We're uncensored. yeah. But, um yeah God. ah So for comedy, there are so many ways I could go with this.
00:02:28
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You know, I could go animated. I could go Shrek and Donkey.
Favorite Comedy Duos: Shrek & Donkey, Tommy Boy
00:02:33
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action i could go lee and tucker from um rush hour or carter carter sorry it's been a while since i've seen that movie um or i could go um craig and smoky from friday you know there's so many or you could even go um
00:03:00
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48 hours. It had Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte in it. I can't remember their characters' names, but it could go with those two. You know, you could go any which way with this, but I'm going to have to go
00:03:14
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Thomas Callahan and Richard from Tommy Boy.
00:03:23
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That's a solid pick. Who are you going with? geez.
00:03:32
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I have to stick with... Some people might say it's a classic movie, but I don't think it's that classic of a movie.
00:03:45
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I have to go with the dumb and dumber. Oh, Lloyd and Harry and Lloyd? Yep, Harry and Lloyd.
00:03:58
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so So why are you picking Harry and Lloyd?
Iconic Scenes: Dumb and Dumber
00:04:01
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It's a great pick. Don't get me wrong. Because when I think of comedy, all I can think about is when Harry and Lloyd are speeding along and the iconic scene of when they get pulled over and the cop drinks his drinks Harry's piss. or no No, it's Lloyd. like like
00:04:34
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I mean, I don't know how another scene can top that. Pull over. No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
00:04:45
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And see, my favorite... though oh If my dad was here, he'd tell you that isn't the most iconic scene to him. The most iconic scene to him is when Harry's fucking on the shitter.
00:04:59
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cracking his guts out. Right, and that and I think that's another really strong scene within the movie. and And the funny part about it is Jeff Daniels wasn't even originally supposed to be Harry.
00:05:14
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They were going to have Harland Williams, the cop that drinks the pee. He originally was supposed to star alongside Jim Carrey, but Jim Carrey said, you know, no disrespect to Harland, but he's like, no, we need to have someone that can play kind of loose with...
00:05:30
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my comedic timing and of course another iconic scene in dumb and dumber is when fucking lloyd runs through the airport and the guy's like sir you can't go in there and he shows the badge don't worry it's okay i'm a limo driver and just falls off the tarmac that's a great pick like with comedy there's so many great duos i mean you could even go tango and cash for action Right.
00:06:02
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You could go and Earl from Tremors. you you There's so many good ones. Right.
00:06:13
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um There's Brendan and Dale from Step Brothers. Oh, Brendan and Dale, yeah. Yeah, we we we could be here all day if we went down that One that I know people would bitch and moan if I don't say it.
00:06:34
Speaker
Riggs and Murtaugh. And that's my pick.
Chemistry in Lethal Weapon: Riggs & Murtaugh
00:06:39
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If I'm going straight up action, I'm going with Riggs and Murtaugh and I'll tell you why.
00:06:46
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Riggs in the very first movie is like Murtaugh's son. But yet, if you even though they're not family, it becomes that family dynamic because Murtaugh realizes when Riggs, after he helps the jumper down, and he realizes that he really is crazy, Murtaugh immediately protects Riggs.
00:07:14
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And I know there was, and I'm thankful, one of the times I will say I'm thankful for test audiences hating an ending.
00:07:24
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i don't think, had they killed the Riggs at the end of the second Lethal Weapon movie, I don't think you could have made any more sequels. You're right. Because at that point, you're tearing apart the duo.
00:07:35
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And, you know, having having Murtaugh, if they would have done that in three, being an alcoholic and all that, I just and I don't see it. Right. So cut kind of jumping back in to our.
00:07:51
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Best duos of all time. Talk, which duo. Or what duo comes to the top of your mind when you think of the best chemistry?
00:08:08
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Again, Riggs and Myrtle. and And there I would have to agree with you. I just think they just
00:08:18
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they just mesh so well. And I don't know that there has ever been another movie or at least another movie that I can think of that had that kind of between a duo.
00:08:36
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Now, underrated, i would say, a shakedown between Peter Weller and Sam Elliott. I would say that's not... Like, and you've heard me say this before. I believe that in an alternate timeline, that turned into a franchise.
00:08:55
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How that didn't... Even Tango and Cash could be underrated as well. Because that one, I feel, could have been another... You know, granted, Patrick Swayze was supposed to be cash, but then he dropped out due to his knees. And I think he ended up doing dirty dancing, I think, is why he dropped out of there. Maybe did Roadhouse. I'm not quite sure.
00:09:18
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But, yeah, like, they're, again, underrated. i would have to definitely say, um
00:09:30
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Peter Weller and Sam Elliott. Like, I love Sam Elliott and everything he's done. But yet... yeah And people say, well, why isn't he saying Roadhouse? Well, because honestly, it's like... Sam Elliott steals so many scenes.
00:09:48
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And like, Patrick Swayze was the ultimate badass in Emily. Yeah, okay. But honestly, it's like, without Sam Elliott being kind of like that father figure to his character...
00:09:58
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All it is is him screwing the doctor and then people beating the crap out of each other because they're bouncers and they can do it. Right. um And so back to our duos. Yep.
00:10:17
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What duo makes you laugh the hardest? That's another good one. Yeah.
00:10:31
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See, I can't even say a number one. they're they're It's like a tie for me. Okay, so then what what what are your top two asked on the list? Fuck, that's even worse.
00:10:42
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um a
00:10:48
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Riggs and Murtaugh. And...
00:10:53
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Harry and Lloyd. I, if, if you would have gave me four, Sam Elliott and Peter Weller show up on that. And, um,
00:11:04
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uh, I just said it before. Oh, Tango and Cash, but because he only gave me two.
00:11:14
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And those are the two I think who would be up there. Yeah, no, I would agree. um For me,
00:11:30
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i i think I would have to do Harry and Lloyd again on this one. um
00:11:39
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Just because i I don't think there's a second that I'm not laughing in that movie. um and And it really does come down to the duo. Yeah.
00:11:53
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ah
00:11:56
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And what movie duo do you quote the most?
00:12:08
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Harry and Lloyd. Okay. And for me, it would be Riggs and Myrta. Because I say all the time, I'm getting too old for this shit. Okay.
00:12:24
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Oh, just wait until we have kids, dear. Is there anything like me and my brother when we were little that that quote of yours will ring true.
00:12:40
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And ah what duo do you think could survive without their counterpart?
Could Duos Survive Alone?
00:12:51
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Even though they did this in the sequels, I would say Val and Earl.
00:12:58
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And I curse Kevin Bacon in a way for this. um I know he wanted to do Apollo 13, but at the same time, like Tremors 2, the whole reason why it went direct to video was because Kevin Bacon wasn't in it.
00:13:21
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Like you needed to have, and and that's not shitting on Fred Ward, who is in this. You know me. i'm I love Fred Ward. I think he was a great actor.
00:13:33
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Definitely missed. um And I'm not shitting on Michael Gross as Bert. I think Michael Gross took that franchise and...
00:13:45
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Even though there is a lot of shitty sequels, he was the main key factor that kept people wanting to watch it. i I think Netflix and sci-fi dropped the ball with the Kevin Bacon show that was supposed to bring Kevin Bacon back.
00:14:02
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And then supposedly they were in talks of getting Fred Ward to come back. And then... Amazon didn't know what to do with it. And Syfy was like, well, we already did a so TV show of Tremors. We're not going to it again. So I think Val and Earl, because honestly, Earl or Fred Ward had to carry two.
00:14:25
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Yeah. You had Burton there and then you had Grady, but I mean, you didn't have Reba McIntyre. You didn't have Val. You didn't have um Rhonda. Right. Right.
00:14:39
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You didn't have Heather. I mean, you you had Earl and Bert. That was about it from the main characters of the first one. Sure.
00:14:51
Speaker
I think for me, it would probably be Shrek and Donkey. I know Donkey is like attached at the hip of Shrek, but I think Shrek definitely could live without Donkey.
00:15:07
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Oh, I think there's many times where he tried it.
00:15:12
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he yeah He tried it. Donkey! He tried it. He tried so hard. Yeah. ah And kind of continuing on with with our duos.
00:15:30
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What duo do you think has aged the best?
00:15:37
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um Until we get lethal weapon 5 I can't really say riggs and Murtaugh. But with Danny Glover's Alzheimer's diagnosis. i They need to hurry up and make 5 already.
00:15:51
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um
00:16:02
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There really isn't many duos that have.
Duos That Aged Well: Super Troopers, Tommy Boy
00:16:05
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I mean, we waited they waited too long to do a Dumb and Dumber sequel.
00:16:19
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Now we're getting Rush Hour 4 or whatever is going to the next Rush Hour movie.
00:16:29
Speaker
God, I can't even really answer that. Because we haven't seen trekfi Shrek 5, Shrek 5, which is 5 or 6, whichever one's coming out. The one before that, I don't think we've seen either.
00:16:44
Speaker
No, it's on Peacock. We gotta watch it. Oh, sorry. This is probably going to be one of the dumbest ones, but I think I'm going to have to go Super Troopers, even though they waited so long to do a sequel to that one, too.
00:16:58
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But I think they still pulled it off in the end, though. Well, it's I think the reason why I'm going with them is it's the same guys. right all All three movies have the same character group of characters from O'Hagan to Farva.
00:17:14
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Right. Which, God help Ramathorn in this one. For me... um for me
00:17:25
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I'm thinking of it a little bit differently than you did. So I'm not thinking of it in sense of... of...
00:17:39
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sequels. I'm thinking of it more so longevity of the movie. And how relevant it still is.
00:17:51
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For me, i say it's Tommy Boy. Yeah.
00:17:58
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Although it, I don't believe it's had a sequel, correct? No. hell no. Okay. So it didn't have a sequel, but all the time when I am in conversations with different people,
00:18:19
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Somehow that becomes up. So that tells me that it is still relevant and tells me that it did age fairly well.
00:18:32
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um And I mean, who doesn't love Tommy boy, especially with a board in the face?
00:18:46
Speaker
Well, mean, I could say who doesn't, but, you know, then we'd be giving them props for their bullshit. So I ain't going to say the name.
00:18:56
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But I do i do agree. i And, you know, people can shit on Chris Farley as much as they want.
Chris Farley's Career Trajectory
00:19:02
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They could say, oh, he was only funny because he died or he's only relevant because he died young. No.
00:19:07
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the That guy, like, if he didn't OD, you know, and I agree with my dad on this, if he didn't OD, he would have grownups.
00:19:19
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Adam Sandler even said grownups would have been a made a lot, of a lot sooner had Chris Farley not died. No offense. No, I'm not. I know a person will hate me for saying this because we talked about on their bullshit back in the day, but Kevin James, yes, he had a career or he has a career, but he wouldn't have been in grownups.
00:19:46
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It would have been Farley. all Right. At least as Lemons off, it would have been Farley. Right. Because it would have been the group from SNL. It wouldn't have been fucking, well, we gotta we don't have Farley, so we gotta take someone else, you know? it's That doesn't happen.
00:20:04
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Right. Well, if if you think about it, the typical Chris Farley movie was making fun of his weight. Oh,
00:20:15
Speaker
And size. And Grown Ups, Lamontsoft's character is making fun of weight, making fun of size. So it really was role that was probably meant for Chris Farley. Oh, there's no probably about it.
00:20:37
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that Any interview you look up, Adam Sandler said, he's like, we would have had Grown Ups a lot sooner had that not happened. Like, ah People don't realize like they shit on what Shrek was going to become because Farley was they seen some image early test images of it.
00:20:56
Speaker
Like, no, what we were going to get with Shrek was the same shit we got with Mike Myers. It just they. so And that's the thing that pisses me off with people is they see one fucking thing and it's like, oh, well, that's what Shrek was going to become. Like it was going to be a dark comedy with Chris Farley. It's like, no anyone that's even Mike Myers had said the movie was done.
00:21:21
Speaker
It's just Chris had to film a few more lines and that would have been it. Right. And you know, it's one. I knew I was going to remember this duo when we were talking about like Murtaugh and all that.
00:21:38
Speaker
Another underrated one that I would really say is Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren and, um,
00:21:47
Speaker
What is that? Not big trouble and. Big showdown or showdown in little Tokyo or something like ah that dynamic.
00:22:02
Speaker
Like, whoever thought Brandon Lee was going to be funny? And the one thing that... The most quotable part in that movie is he's telling Dolph Lundgren's character, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
00:22:16
Speaker
And Dolph Lundgren's kind of taken back by, it like, thanks.
00:22:23
Speaker
Like, and people fucking shit on that. And, again, that's just another thing that people do is, like... They see Brandon Lee and they're like, oh, if he ain't kicking the shit out of people like his dad did, fuck the guy. And like, no.
00:22:37
Speaker
Brandon Lee, I think, he was another one that had not shown his range yet. Like, people quote The the Crow. And yet, no. Like, there was... No. Like, the reason The Crow was brought up so much is because he died in that movie.
00:22:58
Speaker
Or he was tragically killed that But yet, look at some of the other movies where he's showing his range, where he's literally... Again, the one with Dolph Lundgren when they're getting zapped on the table and he's like, hey, fucker, you forgot to baste us.
00:23:15
Speaker
physical but ah And it's like, really? Like, people literally... it I don't know what it is in Hollywood, but we lost some of the greatest entertainers in the 90s.
00:23:32
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And, you know, who knows, Brandon Lee, if he was still alive today after the Crow movie was made, if, you know, his tragic death didn't happen on that or the accident didn't happen on that. Who knows? He may have given up acting after that.
00:23:48
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Right. And became, he he even said in the hit one of his last interviews, he's like, well, after this movie's done, I got to go to Mexico, got to marry my wife and then make a bunch of babies with her.
00:24:00
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And who knows? He'd have probably been done. i mean, Chris Farley could have been the same way, you know? I mean, Chris Farley was... Chris Farley was a hell of a ladies man. Like a lot of people be like, oh, he was great with hookers. It's like, yeah, but behind the scenes, like there was a woman there. It's just, she had to deal with the party boy.
00:24:22
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Right.
00:24:25
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Um, so kind of, kind of moving on here.
Popular Duos We Dislike
00:24:30
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Yep. Sorry. No, you're perfectly fine. Um,
00:24:37
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is there a duel That everyone loves. That you just don't.
00:24:53
Speaker
Key and Peele.
00:24:56
Speaker
Really? i just... I never got into them.
00:25:02
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I would have to say... Key and Peele to me is
00:25:09
Speaker
I would say 50-50 because some of their stuff I do really like, I do find really funny. And then other stuff I felt did fall kind of flat.
00:25:22
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um
00:25:26
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But who...
00:25:31
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Who would I Hmm...
00:25:47
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This one's a tough one for me because i typically don't watch stuff that I'm not a fan of. I would probably
00:25:59
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with...
00:26:06
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ah i would probably go with um
00:26:21
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Um, I would probably go with, like, um Jay and Silent Bob.
00:26:29
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Oof.
00:26:32
Speaker
That you don't like? ah don't like.
00:26:37
Speaker
I know, you you love those movies, but... Again, stoner comedy. But so is Um... buh, buh, buh, um...
00:26:53
Speaker
Holy shit, I shouldn't be blanking on this. um There's so many of them. I mean, you had... In the 70s, you had Cheech and Chong. Which, another underrated comedy duo.
00:27:07
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And that... That everybody... I'm just not... Yeah. um Yeah, you gotta... I mean... Fuck, there's so many good ones.
00:27:19
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Different forms of stoner movies. Oh, yeah. Super Troopers is technically a stoner movie. Yeah. But I love that movie.
00:27:32
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Well... That I don't love the stoner genre. There's just times where it's too much. I just feel like with, like, the Cheech and Chong, the Jay and Silent Bob, the... Harold and Kumar. Yeah. Gerald and Kumar.
00:27:56
Speaker
I just feel like those movies just don't ever have much of a storyline to me. Oh, no, that's 100%.
00:28:05
Speaker
Super Troopers seems to have somewhat of a storyline. It makes somewhat sense. Where...
00:28:15
Speaker
In, like, Jay Silent Bob, etc. I feel like... It's haphazardly put together and they're all baked beyond...
00:28:32
Speaker
beyond brain cells.
00:28:37
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I got one for you. I know that you were leading the show, but I got one for you. Go for it. Best Gene Wilder
00:28:51
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duo. So best person that was pitted together with Gene Wilder. This one could go one of two ways.
00:29:04
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Oh, I got think on this one. um
00:29:12
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Best Gene Wilder duos.
00:29:18
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Um.
00:29:22
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You know, I don't know that I've seen enough of his movies. And that's my fault, folks. That is my fault, 100%.
00:29:34
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But. The only movies that I can think of that I've seen with him is. um um Blazing Cells. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, not Charlie.
00:29:51
Speaker
That's what I mean. no Don't bring Johnny Depp into this shit. God, I hated that one. And um Blazing Saddles. that's That's the only two movies that I can think of.
00:30:06
Speaker
I think it's Tide. i think it's him and Cleavon Little from Blazing Saddles.
00:30:14
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Especially the one where they steal the robes from the Ku Klux Klan. Hey boys, look what I got over here. Where the white women at?
00:30:26
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Um, him. ah I wish I could remember his name, but him and the guy who played Igor and young Frankenstein. Another great Mel Brooks movie.
00:30:40
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Um, And him and Richard Pryor, those ones were like Hear No Evil, See No Evil, where Richard Pryor plays the blind guy and Gene Wilder plays the deaf guy.
00:30:58
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Like, they both went to... Well, Gene Wilder, I do believe, he went to, like, an institute for people with death, that were deaf, and wanted to learn how they were able to do things. Because he didn't want to, you know, shit on people like that. And that's why I love Gene Wilder.
00:31:20
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Like, oh my god, I could do a podcast episode on him alone. um to Well... One duo that I wish we would have gotten more with, and I'm sure we did, I just haven't seen all the movies with him and her in it, but him and Gilda Radner.
00:31:38
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I think... I am... so ah I think the world lost out on such an amazing talent with her. And she should have... She's another one that deserved to be a parent.
00:31:53
Speaker
Because, I mean, her and Jean were two of the greatest... couples of that time like she had just come out of snl as one of the very first group of snl like the originals and you know them two being in love and her dying later of cancer i mean you gotta to give gene props for going through all that shit like I mean he was he had a big career she was she was reaching that big career when all this happened and yeah I i think with Gene Wilder you could have put him with literally anyone and I think it would have worked as long as they were both comedy orientated actors sure
00:32:45
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so kind of moving on here yep If you had been told that you can only keep one comedy duo forever and every other comedy duo disappeared, who are you saving?
Favorite Duo to Keep: Riggs & Murtaugh
00:33:12
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Riggs and Murtaugh. Damn it. That's who I was going to say to. Although, i would also put in Murtaugh and...
00:33:28
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Leo. Oh my god.
00:33:36
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like Murtaugh wanted to kill Leo. And the favorite scene of theirs, Lethal Weapon 2, when they're in the... when the when they're in the um Ah, what would you call that? Would you call it the ah embassy or whatever?
00:33:53
Speaker
when you anyone When the guy's like, but you're black. yeah yeah Yeah. You are. he is. course I'm black.
00:34:05
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I love just how he says that. Like, of course I am. all So, we're in agreement on that one.
00:34:18
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i I just I I love Lloyd and Harry but yeah like out of every one of those ones we talked about tonight it's got to be Riggs and Murtaugh because I don't think anyone knew what they had with Riggs or with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover like that could have just been a rehash of 48 hours instead of you know, Nick Nolte, the white cop, and Eddie Murphy's character was the convict in the show, or in that movie.
00:34:52
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You know, you could add Murtaugh playing that grizzled old veteran that was like, I ain't gonna deal with this fucking rookie. Right. Like, who's this guy? And then instead he just says, I'm too old for this shit and puts up with this shit.
00:35:06
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He had to. Because, I mean, ah Riggs needed that, though. Right. And that's like, and anyone could, ah anyone could ask me like, what movie am am I looking forward to the most as a legacy sequel? And Alyssa will tell you, Lethal Weapon 5. I hope it gets made.
00:35:27
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I really hope it gets made because Danny is in such, with his alltime Alzheimer's diagnosis, i I don't know how many more years you're going to have left before, you know, he's got to do like what Bruce Willis did.
00:35:43
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Right. You know, where you're not going to remember your lines and all that stuff. So it's like. And again, Bruce Willis, that would have been him with him in the Die Hard series with him and Powell in the first one.
00:35:56
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um Him and the.
00:36:03
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Him and one of the airport employees in the second movie, and then him and Zeus in the Die Hard with the Vengeance.
00:36:14
Speaker
and oh one duo that i'm surprised you didn't say and it's from your least favorite director ever and that is from pulp fiction um god what is their character's names vince's john travolta in the movie um
00:36:40
Speaker
What is sam elli ert sam elliot Samuel Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction's name?
00:36:49
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Well, you're trying to figure that out. The reason I didn't mention them is because I haven't watched polch Pulp Fiction because I don't like the writer's way of writing. good Well, I mean...
00:37:10
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so their own Jules Winfield is his name in that movie. I was surprised you didn't say that just based off you never you don't like Quentin Tarantino. i was like ah As soon as you agreed with me on something that you didn't like, i was like, damn, she ain't even saying Pulp Fiction? Like, what the fuck?
00:37:31
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but I don't know the characters in Pulp Fiction, so... I shot Marvin... see you can eat but like those movies.
00:37:44
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think you don't have to like the movie, but if you watch the movie for like some of the dynamic between um Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, i think you would I think you'd like that part of it.
00:37:59
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Especially when he shoots Marvin in the face on accident. And he's like, what the fuck was... but Sam Jackson's... man, that guy... I don't think there's been a movie where he hasn't had like a tirade of him just going off, swearing, and using every MF-er throughout the whole thing. Right. And that's why I love the movie, because it's... it You know...
00:38:26
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Quentin Tarantino, I do agree. he It's an acquired taste with how he writes his stories, and it's backwards. But, you know, at the same time, like, without Quentin Tarantino, John Travolta doesn't have a career revival. Yeah.
00:38:48
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You don't get, you won't hear, our generation would have never heard some of the music that got re-brought up in that movie. Like, um
00:39:01
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let's stay together. A great song for its time gets brought back and in Pulp Fiction, which Quentin Tarantino, I don't give a fuck. You can shit on him all you want. Guy knows music.
00:39:13
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Good, because I'm going to shit on him. Forever. Catch us next Friday where Alyssa has a one-hour rant of how much she hates Quentin Tarantino. Sad thing is, that's going to be an episode one day.
00:39:27
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And I'm just going have to... so I'm going to be sitting there tied up in the chair while she's got... I got duct tape all around my mouth and she's just going be like, you're You're just going to see Steven tied up, duct taped, and she's just going to spend a whole hour shitting on Quentin Tarantino.
00:39:43
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It's going to happen.
00:39:48
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um getting Getting back to our duos, though.
00:39:53
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What duo do you think would be the most fun to road trip with?
Most Fun Road Trip Duo: Harry & Lloyd
00:40:14
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Harry and Lloyd. I would have to say the same. Because the for me, they're such a wild card. You don't know what's going to happen. And I think that is half the fun of a road trip. Just...
00:40:31
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just
00:40:34
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driving and letting fate decide.
00:40:43
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just love... Which we need to do a review of Dumb and Dumber.
00:40:49
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Coming to an episode near you. Coming to a certified Jarvis near you. um Just to be... I'll quote that movie, that whole fucking thing.
00:41:03
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Yes, yes you could. I want to go to a place called Espel. I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes. We found that duo.
00:41:20
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So let's find another duo. What duo would you never want living next door?
00:41:38
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What duo would I want not living next door? Um...
00:41:56
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Um... it just And gentlemen, that this is live music coming straight from Stephen's brain. Yeah. It's mostly what my brain is like every day.
00:42:07
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um duo i wouldn't want to live next to i would have to say cheech and chong oh my god that was the exact one i was gonna pick because it just huh what's your reasoning it just get old fast
00:42:33
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Right. i I think for me, not only that, but just the constant smell that would be
00:42:50
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in our vicinity. I don't think I could handle it. Yeah.
00:42:57
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But not only that, but some of the ah stuff that Cheech wears, or rather doesn't wear, um
00:43:10
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he he he would be the one I would expect outside in the front yard, bare-ass naked with a vacuum, vacuuming his grass. I know another one I wouldn't want to live next to is fucking Clark and Cousin... ah God, what the fuck is his name in that movie?
00:43:32
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Cousin Eddie. Oh, I don't think I would want to live next to Cousin Eddie, period. Like, no, both him and if if if Ellen ever came to her senses and divorced Clark and they would have made a movie where him and Eddie had to live together. I know. I don't think I could have made it through that movie.
00:43:59
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Right. Granted, I'm not really much of a Chevy Chase fan, but he he had his movies. Like, he he had his movies. Right. um So, moving on to the next question. Okay.
00:44:15
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Which duo or duo movie have, do you think we have watched the most together?
Most Watched Duo Movies Together
00:44:30
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I think that's kind of a split.
00:44:34
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Because, I mean, we've probably watched Tommy Boy... Lethal Weapon...
00:44:46
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and I'm blanking on the other ones. But I think we've seen those two the most.
00:44:55
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I think it's Tommy Boy and Lethal Weapon. And for me... I think the ones the two that we have seen the most together would probably be lethal weapon and I'm
00:45:16
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um umm um um dumb and dumber That's isn't that what he said no, he's a Tommy boy Oh, yeah. Dumb and Dumber. Sorry.
00:45:28
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Yeah. Those three would probably be again, it would be a three way tie. Right. Because we love stupid comedy. Right.
00:45:42
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All
00:45:45
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of those three.
00:45:49
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If we could never watch one of them again, what one would you say? Like we couldn't watch again.
00:46:01
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so like I'm picking one that. Out of the three. That we could. That would be the only ones we would go to. Or the ones that we would never go to again. No so of of those three. That we just listed.
00:46:14
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Yeah. Which one of those three. Would. Would you give up. So like we could never watch it again.
00:46:30
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Tommy Boy.
00:46:33
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um I can't give up. I can't give up dairy Dumb and Dumber or Lethal Weapon. Right.
00:46:44
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I just i couldn't.
00:46:49
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I kind of put myself in a corner with this one. Because I really don't want to give up Tommy Boy. But at the same time.
00:47:03
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I don't want to necessarily give up Dumb and Dumber either. See? I put as number one. So that one is completely off the table for me.
00:47:16
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um But I think think at the end of the day, i would still keep Tommy Boy.
00:47:28
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Yeah. I mean, that was such a loaded question. as I feel like I have seen Dumb and Dumber more than I have seen Tommy Boy.
00:47:42
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So i I just feel better giving up a movie that I have seen more than one that I haven't seen quite as much. Yeah.
00:47:54
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So because we're coming to near the end of the show, out of all the duos we've talked about, You can only keep one. Out of all the duos.
00:48:07
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All the rest of them. You never ever. It's like that thing from Men in Black. Where. They zap you. And the only one you can ever remember. Who are you going with?
00:48:20
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Hmm.
00:48:30
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The only one I could ever keep. Oh, shit.
00:48:45
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I think I would have to say Lethal Weapon. Fuck, same. Yeah. ah Same. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we are happily married. Well, that's one of the reasons.
00:49:00
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The other reasons, Alyssa has two of them.
00:49:09
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And the other reason, I can't say, because, you know, we're trying to be somewhat adult. Well, I mean, we are adult-rated podcasts, so... But I think that was a great episode.
00:49:22
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I kind of fucked it up every now and then. But you know what? That's what you get here at Certified Jarvis. I think added great content to it. so And that's what you get here at Certified Jarvis. You get Alyssa, who is the one that's, you know, the brains, the smarts, the sexy. And then you get me that's a congeable mess. I mean, fuck, I look like Joel Cocker if I was going through another cocaine binge.
00:49:50
Speaker
Not that I do drugs, okay? Calm down, people. But that's worst thing I'd ever have done. than Then I'm good. But thank you all for joining us. um
00:50:04
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We do kind of have an announcement. You know, if this does well, then, you know, Alyssa takes over and I just go about my day. No. ah Me and Alyssa don't see each other as host, co-host. We are in this together.
00:50:23
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And if we make it, we make it. If we don't, we don't. and As long as we're doing it together, that's all that matters.
00:50:32
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So... On top of that, we want to thank everyone for coming to the show tonight. Sorry it was kind of a conjubble mess by me again.
00:50:43
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But you know what? If you enjoy this content, please, please hit that like button. Hit the follow button. Comment. Even if you're like, hey, you know, you guys kind of have something good going on, but Steven needs to leave.
00:50:59
Speaker
We understand that. Then it's just Alyssa doing the show. And let's be honest, that would be better. i don't know about that. you You carry a lot of the conversation here. I might lead it, but you carry it.
00:51:12
Speaker
And if you're not following us, go follow us on TikTok. Go follow us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook.
00:51:24
Speaker
And also coming soon, we will have our very own spinoff called Certified Jarvis Gaming Channel on Twitch. So go follow that. Like you're going to see me gaming on there. You're going to see Alyssa gaming how we were even coming up with like a couples channel for gaming where it's going to be us and some of our friends are have, you know, that are married.
00:51:50
Speaker
Some that aren't, you know, because we're not going to just do ones that's just married people. Um, And you know what? Come watch us every Friday.
Future Podcast Plans and Thank You
00:52:01
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And if we don't have a show coming up on ah on a Friday, we will tell you that same week that we do an episode.
00:52:11
Speaker
And another announcement, which I don't know if Alyssa wants me to spoil this. No, we're not pregnant yet. Calm down, people. But. We are talking with our very own very, very, very first guest.
00:52:28
Speaker
We're trying to dot some T's, cross some lowercase J's, if you so if you will. Wayne's World 2 reference. But we're going to have a guest soon.
00:52:39
Speaker
We don't know if it's going be next week or the week after, but it's going to be soon and we can't wait to announce it. Like I said, we just got to We got to get with their people and they got to get with our people. Like we're hard to get, like, we're not just gonna, you we're not like some network out there that just takes anyone.
00:53:01
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we We actually want good conversation. We want people of substance. As Mark always tells me, true but go check out some of our friends that are also podcasters. That being Mark and Brian over at talking shit.
00:53:19
Speaker
You can find them on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Instagram,
00:53:28
Speaker
Even on Spotify, all other podcast platforms out there, they are a great bunch of guys. Go check out Good Real Hunting, another great show. If you're into art or people that draw or paint, go check out Elfie.
00:53:45
Speaker
She's another great one of our friends, great content creator. I've known her since middle school. Great, great content creator over on TikTok. And if you're looking for a gaming channel that has it all, go check out Kazan Gaming TTV.
00:54:03
Speaker
And I'll even put the link in the description if anyone wants check him out. Him and his wife, Koala, do such a great job over there. Such great friends.
00:54:14
Speaker
And you know what? We'd be remissed if we didn't talk about one for bunch of friends that we missed. And that's Salty Dalty and Cheyenne. Like, we miss you guys. We need to get you on the podcast. We need you back on Twitter or or on Twitch because you know what? you You made us laugh. You made us cry. and let's be honest.
00:54:35
Speaker
I kind of made Dalton come a few times, but we won't talk about that because, you know, i signed an NDA for that. So. Damn it. You just broke that. Shit. Dalton. Don't come after me. I'm sorry. He's in Colorado. I'm fine.
00:54:52
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um But that's us from certified Jarvis. I'm Steven. That's Alyssa. And you know what? Alyssa, do you have anything you want to say?
00:55:04
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don't. Don't. I think you wrapped it up quite wonderfully. Play that