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Trying to figure out the draft yet again. Some mics are turned on and some aren't.
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Awaiting Japan Update
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ah We're still going to get Japanese update.
Draft Anticipation: Jack Olson and Aaron
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Jack Olson at the yeah Golden Gophers football going to Aaron. We'll see if he's able to make the first pick. Do you guys think he's gonna... Do you think that is off the board? And the second pick? Who did that? Where's my filter? Oh, yes. Congratulations, Cameron.
Livestream Dynamics: Tom and Nick Tucker
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You guys really aren't dragging things out, are you?
Unscripted Conversations and Nostalgia
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Tom's live, but Nick Tucker is not. Hey, we're not actually like doing a show. You guys can all talk. I was just. and so eight Why recording that? Because last year it was.
00:01:31
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When he sips his tea. Shut your mouth. Oh, man. I'll tell you why, Mike. Because last year was gold. ah Gold. We're never going to get that gold again. We know it. But we're going to record it for posterity. OK? Just in case. Just in case.
Vikings' Performance and Young Player Cuts
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So we got the, what is this? We got the next rank. Oh, rank. Got JJ. Nice. I didn't get any Vikings last year, so I got to jump on it this year. Considering he might be the only one who'll do any good this year. Yeah. You guys see that the Mormon missile was cut? I'm surprised they did that. Yeah. He's so young.
Impact of Player Injuries
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Give him a chance. Give him a chance on the bench.
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It's hurt a lot though. Oh, does he? Got hurt a couple times last year. He could have got more time favorable situation. I mean, that's how, what's his pace past or not got in there.
Matt’s Mysterious Absence
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Right.
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anyone know why Anyone know why Matt was here for like all the pre-show and then he bailed before the draft? Bad Wi-Fi? Yeah, isn't he like up in the, ah or where Santa lives? It's gone. Rainer?
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la Where who lives?
Wi-Fi Woes and Team Name Confusion
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steptic I thought he's like up in some, uh, super Northern like tiny town up north. Matt Maxa. Yeah. I have no idea, but I know that i thought i remember if you have any questions about, Hey, Matt, where do you live? I live in Rainier, Minnesota.
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Thank you. Yes. In fact, i right next to Canada. So I went, I went to Canada today, just swung in and had to take care of some paperwork. Canada is like almost like the North Pole. Come on. Basically. yeah You were right. I was jeopardy in canada i was just saying you live next to Santa Claus. So. Yeah, it's funny because I could hear ah all of you and see all of you, but apparently I disappeared because of my shitty Wi-Fi. Welcome back. Yeah. Good to be here.
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d x bugs ache Who's d x bugs ache? It's Kurt. It's Kurt. It's Cody nav's we I gotta to get him into this chat here if we can It looks like he's live, right I, for one, am excited i for one i'm excited to have to decode Kurt's team names again. I just got it the first time around. I have no idea what those are. Well, I thought it was a wrestling thing because it started with DX.
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no Right, right. It's like, oh, for fox's sake, I guess, what was the idea. Or did you glad left the draft? That's not good. That's that's Matt, right? Oh, sure. Yeah.
Draft Strategies and Quarterback Advice
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And he's gone again. He's in and out. it He's back. He's back. He's back. He's good. Yeah, he's coming up on this double pick too.
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Okay. My rank in the next game. Gives his question. What's going on up there? Does anybody have a different strategy this year because we have a smaller bench? Asking for a friend. I don't know enough to have a strategy. All the quarterbacks. so Everyone comes to you.
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But you gotta pay a lot of attention. for a friend with opponent waste temperature That was just asking for it there. Jeff, Jeff, on the on the spot.
Rookie Discussions and Team Logo Humor
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and taylorther lindo shit Matt made his picks, with us.
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Come on. I mean, Marvin Harrison Jr. is a rookie. Why is he so high?
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du You guys pick him. I think he's like the only wide receiver on Arizona. They really only have one shot. He's probably to get double teamed, but hey, that's your strategy.
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Okay, Cody's up. Otherwise known as Seahawk Tua. That's pretty fun. Bringing some class. Bringing some class to this league. Yeah, I was looking at his ah logo and noticed there's a report logo button and I think they added it just for his. I don't know. I've never seen that before. What is it? I almost pushed it.
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that's Quacktack. Is that like a Spider-Man thing? I can't really...
Sound Drops and Existential Queries with Jeff
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Oh boy. That stuff is a lot going on there.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna look at any further.
00:08:25
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Nice. Nice, Jeffrey. Jeff's not talking because he's actually trying to run this show. That was a well timed audio drop there, Jeffrey. Should we just start saying random things and see if Jeff can keep up?
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Kurt, ladies and gentlemen, Kurt has entered the chat. Five, four, three, two, one, fire.
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Kurt, can you hear us? Yeah, can you hear me? You know. All right.
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If you have headphones, it would be better for you than
Kurt's Strategy and Draft Humor
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possibly for us.
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Kurt, ladies and gentlemen, is keeping the seat warm for our once and future champion, Phil, who is lost at sea. Oh, hey, there he is. Hey, Kurt.
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There he is. What happened to my second? to Oh, I gave it up. Nevermind. No, it's good. Breeze was a good, a good move. I didn't do it. Somebody else did it for me. That's why it's so good. Kurt, how's it feel to be back? You made one pick. It's good. I went running back because I heard they're good. Yeah.
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ah
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Jeffrey went with a receiver. oh I assume he also heard that they're good. You never know.
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And you know what that means. Nice microphone, Jeff. It's really big.
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Jeff can't talk for some reason. shut click
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he He can only communicate through ah sound drops. He's bumblebee. It's always easy to remember and hard to forget. Thanks, guys. He's bumblebee, right? Right. Bumblebee. Good soldier. He was.
00:11:15
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Should we start asking Jeff random questions, see if he has the sound bite for it? Like the match? Jeff, what's your favorite color? please
00:11:28
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Bollocks. That's my favorite color. I think it's gotta be more existential, these questions. You know? Jeff, describe the state of your marriage.
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um
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it's good
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Oh shit, I think I'm gonna end up with cup again. plays this
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Do it. They're legal now. peace
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Kurt, it's good to have you back. Thanks for sitting in this season. It only made sense. Oh, yep, yep.
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Zach is on the clock. He has two picks back to back or as we'll call them in this instance Zach to Zach so Who's he gonna go? what
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love
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I don't like not good. Getting older. Tell that to my back.
00:13:22
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My daughter is in the other room. This is Tyler Swift. And she was screaming. Hi, sweetie. I'm scared of life because she doesn't want to grow old and die. She's sick. Got all that from Taylor Swift. I don't knowt know listen funny she's listening to and didn't know that she was so hardcore. Well, I could have sworn you said Tyler Swift, so I was scared of him. Yeah.
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or tailor the guy. yeah Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he just picked who I was going to pick. and yes Oh yeah. You thought you could probably re-sort your order then, since now you're all thrown off. Yeah. You should sort by Fumbles Lost. Oh, it's like a Jersey number. Jersey number is what I'm calling it. Sort by two point conversions. Take everybody who's going to get the most two point conversions. that could be all I am throwing off, but I'm not a champagne drunk like I was last time.
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um
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It's still a celebration. which So you were about to go receiver, Kamen, and you went quarterback. No, I was about to go, uh, quarterback. and Um, but didn't you do say, Oh,
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oh I thought you, I heard you say I'm going to get Cooper again. That's what I'm responding to. No, no, no, no. Okay. Well, Zach's out. Zach left the job.
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Who's going to be the worst team in the NFC North this year?
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so I'll give you one hand. I'm seeing them in London.
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Yeah, you can mash that song up with. My heart will go on if you do it.
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grow And. All right, we have a good go way back and then you. put on
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Kurt, you know, after you do that mashup, if you start it at the third Lion Roar of Wizard of Oz, it's going on your head. It's insane.
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but Also, if you play it backwards, it says that John is dead. Yeah. Why would you do that?
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morbid curiosity.
00:16:59
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That's the definition of morbid curiosity, isn't it? Morbidity. Morbid. Have you guys heard of this? though No, no, no. Do you guys think that, you know, that's part of the reason that Paul, I almost said Paul's the last surviving beetle. Sorry, Ringo.
00:17:22
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Never mind. But Paul probably will be. And the whole Paul is dead thing? Yeah, I think it just gave him powers.
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That's my TED Talk. Thank you.
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people put to on will thank pull down oh
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have a what
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So other Nick is at a game that isn't starting until, didn't start until 8 30. That's crazy. We're not going to see him today. I'm pretty confident.
00:18:24
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you're talking the Yeah. The Marine. The Marine. He was the Marine before John's what? Okay. Oh, it looks like he's in and out.
00:18:39
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Yeah, i think I think he's coaching and and drafting at the same time. or Something like that. Nice. i was I was ready to put the kid to bed you know occasionally checking to see if it was my turn to draft. Going back to the... I didn't have to go do that, but I was ready to do it.
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so
00:19:03
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Yeah, it's good that we started at 830 because we've had some technical difficulties. I mean, take Matt, for instance. Oh, Christ, it's my turn. Matt, come back.
00:19:18
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Mattie, come back. He's in the draft. I don't want to draft somebody who I don't want to win in real life either.
00:19:34
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cris
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oh No, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Look, his night owls. Andy. Jared? What? I just noticed my, um, it looks like the keepers are already in. Mine is not. Uh Jeff? Seriously? Are you serious? I don't see it on air. We double-checked this. Oh.
00:20:02
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No, yeah, he's on there. You you gave him to someone else. oh So I think you should aggressively start accusing ah fake news. us Wait a second. Wait.
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Oh, yeah are there picks out of order? Because it says... What are you saying? hu I don't know what I'm saying. Okay. Gather yourself. So, okay. So I'm looking at the like results page on here. Oh, but I don't, dude, I don't know what I'm saying. Okay.
00:20:47
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I have no idea. Were there pick swaps? Because I thought there were no pick swaps last year, so all of our picks should be in normal order right now. Yeah, because of you. That's why. Look in the mirror. Yeah. Look in the mirror. We're bringing them back.
00:21:03
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we're bringing a back We are. i'm I'm going to fire off at least five trade proposals to net. You better do it in the next, you know, a couple of minutes. Why don't you start doing draft pick trades right now?
00:21:21
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Okay. So we talked, Jeff and I talked about this offline and we're, we're not reinstated. Once Phil dropped out for one season, yeah we decided not to reinstate draft pick trades.
00:21:59
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What have you done? um I saved your life. i You were too fixated on fantasy. You won twice in three years. You had to be stopped. I had to save you from yourself. I just i just don't understand why they're out of order when I'm looking at this.
00:22:32
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What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Like on the, okay. On the results page, uh, on the app, like if you, if you are like the, where it's a big grid, right? Like all the teams, like if you look down there, like the, the keepers are filled in, but they're not under the person that they're going to go to.
00:23:00
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What's your team name? You sound like you got peanut butter in your mouth. I'm improved, he's nuts. Thank you for saying it out loud. Thank you. Thank you for making me say that out loud. I'm looking at draft results and I see round nine, you gave up the the eighth pick of the round for Zae Flowers.
00:23:20
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Oh, see, on on mine, that's over under Kuznog at the 9-1. But then it says, like, a little arrow improved these nuts. I don't know, dude. I don't know. You can have a serious conversation and reference your own team name throughout.
00:23:47
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Hey, if it's working, it's working. So good. It's a positive message. That's true. Does anyone understand my silly name? No. Good. but Keep it that way. Nick,
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nick Nick, you're in, you're underwater. Nick. I don't know why. He wrapped his microphone in a sweater. Hello, hello, hello. Oh, that's way better. That's better. Well, we couldn't we couldn't understand the silly team name last time, so we need hints. We need guidance. Hey, why would I keep you around? Why would I keep you around? Why would I keep you around? Why would I keep you around?
00:24:46
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i don't know why maybe you allowed Maybe he should drop a dance every week. We'll narrow it in. like this mor idea Okay. I want to know. build I'll build all this up to this. Let's not even conjecture about that now. It's not worth our time. This is worth our time. I think it's worth it. I want to know.
00:25:16
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So I got fucks sake, of course. Yeah, I guess that's it. But the DX, you're not a wrestling fan. Yeah. Andy, can you tone down the Texas an accent a little bit? It's hard to understand you. Yeah. It's just that the native accent of yours is just too much. Are you?
00:26:11
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Because that would be a lie, a lie, lie, lie. Just a big old lie, the lies, the lies. A big old Texas lie, the size of a Texas lie. And no one and would
00:26:39
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So Blake was doing a local radio station thing. And I called in and requested that song, the extended version.
00:26:52
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Nice. don't know if Blake ever heard about it or got it, but he didn't play it. Were you on the air when you said that? No, no, it was just... Okay. Well, it's 2024. It was a text message. know You don't actually call it. Oh. Oh. But that's what they requested was... They asked you to text the line. I had no idea.
00:27:32
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A big oh Texas event. Oh, hell I used to win a bunch of shit on the radio. How do you do that now? Do you just eat the 20th texter? Dude, ask ask Cody when he gets here. That kid has won so much crap off the freaking like radio contest. I don't know how he does it. It's because he's a painter, man. He he can just listen to the radio. Yeah, we'll keep trying.
00:28:04
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Hey, Matt, say hi to Kurt. Hi, Kurt. Hello. How's everyone? Kurt doesn't have a headset, so everyone's got to get real quiet when Kurt starts talking. Kind of like you? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
00:28:25
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Jared, you've made enemies with Cody already. Congratulations. Oh, really? What did I do? He said he had Deebo, Waddle, and Andrews, one, two, three in his queue, and they all disappeared. and I don't think I drafted any of those guys. No, you must have drafted in all of them. Yeah, I got Waddle.
00:28:52
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I took... How is Alvin Kamara the top RB? Ugh.
00:29:01
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Did you, uh, resort your... No. I'm legit this time. Just try it. jade Did you sort by age? I'm not. I'm giving Alvin a tomorrow. He's a... Alvin is also first in the alphabet. Yeah. I learned from my mistakes. What was that about? Oh, Jeffrey, can you...
00:29:31
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You traded your 6th round.
00:30:01
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Thanks, Jeff. I don't know what that was, but...
00:30:30
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Uh, yeah. God, last year's draft was just the best, wasn't it? Feel free. That was an open-ended contract. Damn it. Sounds like it. And I stand by it. Hey, I wasn't here a while ago. Can I ask about Joe Flacco being drafted? Joe Flacco was drafted? Who drafted Joe Flacco? Are we coming? No. Whoever the fuck is Bugs.
00:31:28
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I got it. Why is that bad? Why is that bad? Joe Flacco's the skeleton of a person. You just drafted the Tales from the Crypt guy.
00:31:52
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No, he's rigged high. I mean, he's <unk>s the backup in Indy, so that's pretty high. He's in the NFL, I guess. He's the backup? Something's
00:32:18
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Kurt. are you all draft are you Are you drafting on a computer, Kurt? I am, but I thought you was a good pick. Why did I think all that? So you should you should be sorting probably by like, how strong are you? On scale of one to Spicoli.
00:32:42
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ah This might be a number of Spicoli's. still Let's put the Spicoli to the so the third. Nut. And his name is John Cena!
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Nut.
00:33:13
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kurt hart Kurt, how are you sorting? There's multiple columns. I just clicked the the position. you know and Nice search for Joe Flacco.
00:33:25
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This is just my quarterback. I thought they ranked him the... I thought they sorted him by the... Matt, I appreciate you pointing that out. is think I think last year it was Thunker. That point started started to to figure out my draft strategy was... but Maybe not so good.
00:33:51
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it It takes village. It takes a village. Man. The problem with alphabetical was that like they were weird picks, but they were played. Yeah. got got that like I got, I got Aaron Jones and Adam Phelan. Like it made sense. Amari Cooper. Yep. Yeah. Maybe that's indicative of my favorite in a bill.
00:34:24
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Sorted by first name is really weird. Wouldn't you say? In a sport scenario? They didn't call you Jarrett on the football field. They called you Lundquist. No, they called me Easy easy Touchdown because I was ah very bad at covering people.
00:34:43
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yeah a Minus six is what they called you.
00:34:50
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um Ah, you took the guy I wanted. Okay, so now I gotta think. Hey, Jared, just take whoever Cody wants, please. Okay, I'll look at what Cody has drafted. Yep. That's a great idea.
00:35:12
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a Real quick. real quick ah what course What is Cody's team name? He is Seahawk Tua. fihac to okay So he's already got a quarterback, so he's probably looking for a wide receiver. I don't want either of those guys. oh Well, it's worth a shot. Jeff, Cody's your friend? Damn. Oh, Cody is b Brian's brother-in-law. And Brian is my brother-in-law. Cody, you understand the connection here.
00:35:51
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In-law twice removed. Yeah, he's my in-law twice removed. That's right. So, Brian, is he your... Your... Like, your sister? Is it your sister? No. No, he's my wife's brother. Wife's brother. Got it. Okay. Yes. I'm just trying to track things.
00:36:19
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I'm, I'm his sister's husband. You. Yeah. Yeah. Sister's husband is Andy. hey This is hard to follow. You're wait. Now you're fucking me up. There's a lot going on. yeah Joking aside, who's Cody?
00:36:38
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Can we get a quick family tree? I'm just a little confused. I'll draw it out for you.
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but
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Anyway, hopefully Cody can join us to defend himself at some point. There's no attack. I just want to know who he is. He's Brian's wife's brother. Feel free to attack. It's okay. ah Well, now I can, because I know I'm attacking.
00:37:14
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ThunkersX asking if he drafted Brock Purdy.
00:37:21
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Told me you drafted Joe Flacco. I think that's going to be the gap of the year. I'm glad that's not me. I told him he got Flacco.
00:37:43
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How do I sort it by rank? I would suggest X rank.
00:37:51
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Do you, do you see X rank, Kurt? Click on that. So the smallest, the smaller numbers should be on top. you know that part ah You don't want big numbers. You want small numbers. Yup. Yup. Kurt. I'm going to stall here. Here's better. Did you?
00:38:25
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Brian, are you seeing the screen? Brian? Yeah, what? Jeff's been flashing a message on the screen. You might want to take notes. Jeff, could you please do it again? I saw the, I saw the family tree one. Okay, good. Did you write it down? What are you guys seeing? I don't see shit. What? They write it down. There, there it is. There it is. Why would I have, this is my family. Why would I write it down?
00:38:55
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I thought you were getting confused. Everybody else write this down. Yeah. There will be a quiz later.
00:39:07
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Because it's your sister's husband. Yes. Yep. Yes. You got it, Jerry. Good. Just want to make sure I was caught up. Yep, you're caught up. All right, let's see how we quiz.
00:39:29
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Sorry. Oh, guys, my pick is coming up. Oh, shit. Do you want to trade it away?
00:39:39
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Maybe. What you got? Can we execute trades during the draft? I'm not really that interested in round seven. So what do you got?
00:39:54
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a Hey, Nick, I think you got to fix your microphone again. I keep hearing his voice. Some of these crackle it.
00:40:09
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Yeah, I think Garoppolo is a backup.
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some
00:40:20
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Kurt, what did you do, buddy? Playing the long game here. Oh, no. Kurt, no. You've got two back-ups. so I know how to do it. Hold on. I've got of rain. I know.
00:40:45
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Kurt and Garoppolo suspended. So there's that as well. He's, he's suspended. Oh, man. Kurt, no. How did that happen? Well, his X strength starts with a 2000.
00:41:03
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two 2000.
00:41:13
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ah
00:41:16
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I need to go mix another drink. Do you have time? Yeah, I'm up in 100 picks. No, you're not. You're up in 2 picks. Monday Garfield? Mm, hell, 20 picks. Nope, you're up next. I would i would wait.
00:41:38
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No. Matt. Is Matt the president? Matt, you're up. I'm up. I'm Garfield.
00:41:47
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No, Jeff's the present. Jeff's always the present. Matt's my thing. Let's all live in the present, guys. Jeff, you got a room?
00:42:02
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Jeff, why do you keep moving your mouth and I don't hear you? Do you know that we don't hear you? You're just trying to fuck with me? I literally have not heard Jeff's voice this entire experience.
00:42:18
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so
00:42:23
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And that might be an artistic choice that I respect.
00:42:30
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Are you talking, Jeff? Because nobody hears you. No, I'm not talking. It's like the worst. It was an artistic choice. What'd you say, Mike?
00:42:53
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Did somebody send Orgene to do the orange one? beside I hear it too. Dude, I think that's my dog.
00:43:04
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good
00:43:07
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Yeah. What's up, Potato? Brian, I have a 14-year-old dog, and he snores, and I work from home sometimes.
00:43:21
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Like people bring it up during meetings. It's hilarious. Yes, now that you mention it, I have had that happen too.
00:43:34
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I always forget about it. It's like white noise. right We've got two two pugs and a bulldog. And so it's just like constant snoring and snoring around here.
00:43:46
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I mean, the snoring blends in. The farting is what... is Right. For sure. Yeah, I never realized how much my dogs fart until I started working from home.
00:44:03
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And, you know, they want to be right next to you. so Yes, definitely.
00:44:16
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excuse aish So it looks like Zach's on the clock and he's on auto draft and it's counting all the way down. I don't know. He's going to get a Christian Kirk. It looks like, Oh,
00:44:37
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Pollard. Okay. and We must've, must've set a queue. Hey Maxo, where did you get your glassware? I picked this up at Goodwill.
00:44:49
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text You know, I actually got mine from my brother-in-law, who was a pressure fan. Shit, you guys have the same glass. Cheers. Well, cheers, Mike. Nice, Jeff. Our skull, I guess.
00:45:08
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but He would have kept playing it. There we go. are
00:45:18
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I don't know. What the fuck is Zach doing?
00:45:25
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What'd you say? What the fuck is Zach doing? Or is this... Auto-drafting. That number is always easy to remember and hard to forget. it Thanks, guys. 6-1-1-2. 2-9-3. 6-U-6-3-5. Now it says he's joined the draft.
00:45:50
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A little bit late there, buddy. But, but he didn't pick up Christian Kirk. Who joined the draft? It said Zach joined the draft right after he made his second pick. Fucking God, all these souls.
00:46:03
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oh yeah Was that a mistake? No, it was just, I'm not excited about it. He was mediocre three years ago.
00:46:20
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okay The kids call that mid, I think. Yep. He's mid. What are you eating, Mike?
00:46:34
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Cheers, Mike. AI segment. There it is.
00:46:49
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So what I'm hearing is that I need to fix my microphone situation before I record an episode. Is that correct? No, you're fine. It sounds pretty good right now. Yeah. It's not going to hold up there for like the last hour or so. Okay. Thanks. It was something better than mine. Your microphone sounds fine. is You're just speaking through soundbites.
00:47:22
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No, it was just, it was just turned off. Oh, okay. That makes sense. detail Anybody going into any Vikings games this year? but It's a possibility.
00:47:45
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or My oldest son and I were talking about going to maybe the Atlanta game.
00:47:52
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is that a home game It is, yeah. So you could cheer on any ah visiting quarterback in particular, Matt? Right, right, right. You know, something like that. all right How are you going to approach that if you didn't go?
00:48:12
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Honestly, I still don't have a bill. Yeah, I don't really care. I was happy that he's gone. I was never the biggest. Cousins van I'm with you. I'm not like mad or sad or Yeah, like or happy I guess it it is what It is what it is. I did think it was really funny when they when Atlanta drafted penis though. Oh, that was hilarious Hilarious
00:48:54
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We'll see. I used to go to an away game every year and thought about maybe doing that again. But yeah, that's sort of our routine is we pick an away a game every year. Um, and then we're, we're big, uh, golden ice fans. So we, we do the same thing for our hockey because we kind of do like okay two trips every year away. Right on.
00:49:23
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Yeah, I used to. I did away Vikings games for like 10 years in a row. And then last year me and my oldest son went to Denver because the wolves or the wild played the abs one night and then the wolves were out there playing the Nuggets the next night. So nice. Last year, the stars aligned and in the same week,
00:49:46
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ah The Golden Knights played the Capitals, and the Vikings played the of Washington football team, whatever, and and within the same, like, ah days. So we caught two games in one trip. It was it was pretty pretty fun. Yeah, that that is fun, still. Sports.
00:50:18
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Jeff, sound bite. What is your name? It doesn't matter what your name is. I was hoping for like a... ten on i don't know and marjuana Not quite yet, but close enough. Yeah, golf club. Golf club.
00:50:50
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See how to it.
00:50:54
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We love you, Cody Craig. Thanks for being you.
00:51:21
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Pause for rebuttal.
00:51:28
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muted in Matt, have you been playing fantasy all these years? Fantasy football? Yeah. How many leagues are you in now? My wife asked me that earlier. I honestly don't know. Oh my gosh. That's correct.
00:51:51
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gosh Are you FF4?
00:51:57
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Am I a who? I'm not going to repeat it because I actually didn't like that. As soon as it left my lips, I didn't like it. Are you saying he says yes to everybody? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I actually back out of leagues every year and then somehow get invited to more than I could tell you about it. They keep pulling you back in. Am I right? Yeah. I blame, I blame my oldest son because he is a, I don't know. He's obsessed. He's a son of a... Clearly, yeah. Is it a son of a maxa? I guess so, yeah.
00:52:53
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How's your son?
00:52:57
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What's that? How old is your son? My oldest is 22 and my youngest is 20. Nice. So yeah, you know, it was a lot of work when I was really young and now it's fantastic.
00:53:20
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but the
00:53:42
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So yeah, they both live on their own. and
00:53:51
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Well, that's actually um impressive. The trend these days is the kids hanging out at home indefinitely. Yeah, well, I i moved 300 miles north, told them they were welcome to come with me. Oh. That'll do it.
00:54:12
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yeah
00:54:35
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So who else here plays only one fantasy league?
00:54:40
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i was my at At my peak, I was at three, yes now I'm down to one. good Oh, you're down to one? Yep. Wow. We know you have plenty of options when choosing fantasy. from
00:55:03
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We thank you for choosing ours. We're delighted. Play one at maximum intensity. That's the key. Or you could play one at low intensity, which is what I do now.
00:55:22
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Minimum, really. I just counted and I've got eight. Wow. How many apps, Matt?
00:55:33
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It used to be, my rule was I would only do Yahoo Leads. And now almost everything's moved to Sleeper. Sleeper? Yeah. We don't know anything about this. I didn't deal with it. Nick knows Sleeper. It's a lot more robust. I mean, nick I wouldn't know nothing about it, but I've got kids. They tell me what to do.
00:56:01
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But yeah, and then I've got two more that I'm supposed to be in that are new this year that I'm half on. ah each so And I have no idea what platform there. And how are you half half managing the team? Well, we haven't drafted yet. I'll figure that out. I think we're supposed to draft.
00:56:25
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One of them Monday night and one of them Tuesday night. Those are much more complicated because you have to get up and go to the bar to get there to the draft. Yeah.
00:56:37
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is Is Sleeper a good app? It is, yeah. It took me a long time to, but not a long time, but it took me a while to figure out because there's so much more going on. but And I was so used to the Yahoo app.
00:56:54
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Yeah, I don't know if we can all handle more going on. We used to have how many bench positions?
00:57:05
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Six? That's a solid six. Okay. So we lost two bench positions. Got it. All right. I'm coming up on a double pick, so and I'm on a strategic. You can't triple pick a double pick.
00:57:25
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So keep that in mind.
00:57:36
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Nick, what do you think of the sleeper app? I think it's pretty easy to organize it. um The league itself I'm in, though, is Wade. It's a 32 team league.
00:57:49
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And you can only have one quarterback, one receiver. yeah I mean, you can only start one quarterback, one receiver, one running back, one tight end, you know, one of each. And you can literally only have one quarterback on your team. By the time you get to any backup players for running back and receiver, it's really just lottery picks. So it really is about your draft. If you don't have a great draft, some of your players could hear a lottery pick.
00:58:17
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Yeah. So, I mean, I like the app for that. It's just not a traditional league. So I'm not getting the full experience a normal app would give you, but from what I've seen of it, what I play on it, I like it. Would you guys do a defense before a kicker? ah Yeah. Yeah. I normally do. Okay.
00:58:42
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thinking it I thought that i thought the the adage was defense before a quicker kicker never sicker. okay Kicker before tight end and your points will never end. hello Okay, should I do a defense first or a kicker? Give a third tight end. I wouldn't pick any of them yet. okay ah you I wouldn't pick either of them yet.
00:59:10
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Yeah, nothing. me say hello I agree. I'm never pretending to be good at this. Hi Ezra. A little guy's here. i' playing you fancy football podcast oh Oh! Ezra, what's up? Ezra, there's a band that thinks they're better than you.
00:59:35
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look Hello, small child. But they're less than Jake. and
00:59:44
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let's sit don't Don't do a defense at this point. so Follow your heart. Did Ezra say he misses me? That's what I heard. Don't go in there. Ezra! Ezra!
01:00:05
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they said my team is better than me Mike are you playing the guitar?
01:00:25
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this i watched no but we're sure we're happy pass oh even or
01:00:50
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Wow. Well, too bad Brian went muted because that was adorable.
01:00:57
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My electric i can guitar shut my camera off as opposed to muted accidentally. I would have preferred ah the other soul to see. No, we we would have have rather seen you.
01:01:16
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we didn't know here Yeah, we didn't know if Jeff was playing a sound bite. yeah Your screen is dark. And then we hear some metal licks. What are we supposed to think? Huh? Oh dear.
01:01:42
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So Kurt, is any of this starting to get familiar? Yeah, I get it now. I mean, I guess I should have familiarized myself with the interface first. I really didn't have much time. Yeah. To do it. And I thought they would sort it by, you know, how good they were to start off with like the other time, but fuck it. I'll try to recover a little bit with the next few picks. A lot of shit happens during the league anyway with injuries and what have you. Yeah. Gd it all so much.
01:02:17
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I'll float you some good trades. Thanks.
01:02:23
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Yeah, Brian's always helpful with trades. scar I mean, Hey, to be fair, I think I helped other people more than I helped myself. that' Yes, you were trying to be fair. That's true. I just have buyer's report.
01:02:45
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Every time I agree to a trade, I regret it immediately. And every time someone else agrees to a trade with you, I regret it immediately.
01:02:58
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meeting
01:03:10
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Brian, is there any chance of a Cody sighting as we're in the ninth round? Dude, I don't know. Okay. Am I my brother's keeper? Yes, I thought you were. I don't know. I only got one kid to worry about. He's got four. So.
01:03:41
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a little busier over at their house. Yeah, it's insanity.
01:03:50
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Sorry. Uh, good luck Jeff. You know, you got some options here. Phone app. Oh, thanks Jeff. That was going to be my pick.
01:04:11
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Oh, you're welcome. back but For those of you listening at home, might might Jeff took Keon Coleman. so weekss before jarron What's to be the the big rivalry this year?
01:04:29
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Last year it was the fake rivalry between between Brian and I. you know In true WWF style.
01:04:41
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This would be a Jarrett and Jeff. Jeff Jarrett.
01:04:56
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Tim Hall, I think you should go as Jeff Jarrett for Halloween. What do you think, Tim? Tim. Tim. That's breaking news coming out of... You like that Okay. All right. Breaking news. This just came in from headquarters.
01:05:34
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come Wow. That just came in from headquarters. Can you believe it?
01:05:40
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I love headquarters. Yeah. Me too.
01:05:48
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Tim, can you hear me? I can. Just choosing that, too. Wow, what's up? Don't sound so enthused. Hey, buddy, I can totally hear you, bud. I don't want to talk. What's going on? What's up with the finger? That's much better. Was that so? Yeah, it was, because I clapped my hands, and that did hurt my finger. Thank you.
01:06:11
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Tim, are you angry? I'm always angry. That's a secret, Captain. Good, good. Let it flow.
01:06:23
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Makes you powerful. Something, something. Yeah, my finger, I like have a separated tendon or something in my hand. I don't remember exactly what the doctor said. So it's all messed up. That was dumb. Yeah, it was really stupid.
01:06:39
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Hey, how's your guys' lower back? Mine is killing me. Hey, I know we're doing it all. You're all of my age. I just, just a ah poll out to everybody. Like, you're lower back. and How's it doing?
01:06:56
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Yeah. Okay. It's the upper back and my knees, my knees are starting to hurt. Yeah. My knees are going. My, uh, my neck is causing me a couple of pinched nerves, ah lower it back, but I can stretch it out. I do good stretch. You know, back is fine. It's all lower back, man. It's just killing me. able to trendund there Shoulders Yeah.
01:07:22
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yeah If I don't sleep in just the right position, my back hurts all the next day. Unlike when you're in your 20s and you're like sleeping on a brick. That's fine. I think sleeping on a brick would be better on a solid surface with a brick. It would probably be better for my back.
01:07:45
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Getting old. Fucking sex. Better than the alternative. Right. Oh, okay no. Die.
01:08:06
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Louder for the people in the back. Oh. Oh, man.
01:08:21
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Orangey glad my, Orangey glad my stole my pig. Kurt's drive Joe Montana.
01:08:33
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You guys want to know the worst part about how you feel it right now? According to my, uh, my grandpa who lived until he was 98. It's not going to get any better. right This is the best that you're ever going to feel right now.
01:08:57
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100%. 10 years from now, you'll be like, oh, man, I wish that I was like I was in with my early memory. That was good.
01:09:12
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Remember when that lower back pain allowed me to move a little? For sure. No, i've I have no delusions of it. It's just... Oh shit, it's me. I didn't even realize that.
01:09:45
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Tim is on the clock. Clocking. Clocking. Fuck, I don't know, man.
01:09:59
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Good Tim. Was it, though? who and to To streamline things, are you going to go from five questions down to like two? No, the podcast is only five questions.
01:10:13
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sure We're renaming it. That's correct. Didn't last year you guys talk about how you were going to streamline and cut down the podcast and there were still like two and a half hour long episodes? They did, and I believe the episode that they talked about it was three hours long.
01:10:38
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We had to explain it to you Cretans. To you can understand.
01:10:47
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And I know you all listen to every second of it at regular speed. Yeah. I can't understand you that fast. problem
01:10:59
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That's it. with a tra Dial that back. So it's the goal this year to fix it in post. You're going to go through and just be much more sophisticated in your editing. Jeff, did we ever use? I believe Jeff wants all that work to do.
01:11:18
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Try to get it down to a tight six feet. Okay, i don't I don't remember if we ever used this or not. Jeff, correct me. We got a picture of Andy as a toddler with a cowboy hat on a horse. Did we use that? Yeah, it ah it was the the episode art.
01:11:47
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What? I don't remember this. I don't remember this. Go to Spotify and check it out. It's huge. We didn't use it.
01:11:58
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sheba I went to Japan and I asked those guys like, Hey. They've got t-shirts with his face on it.
01:12:15
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is it mean is me
01:12:27
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you Yeah, he's literally a baby on a horse with a cowboy hat. Like a real picture, not photoshopped or anything. That's how I spend my entire youth. That we got from Andy's mom behind his back.
01:12:49
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That's fantastic. had iowa I hope we used it. I don't know if we did. I can't remember. use it Week 11. Guys, I've seen that picture before. Okay. We tried some shit with AI. It didn't work out.
01:13:08
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sure
01:13:11
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It's true. It did not work out. Well, AI is one year stronger now, so right we're we're in trouble. But we didn't need it. that That's my point.
01:13:31
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I don't know why she helped you two against me. yeah um She was pretty pretty excited to do it. yeah I was going to say, I bet she was. There was no resistance. There was no like, hey, let me roll this by Andy. Nope.
01:13:55
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Speaking of mothers, we played My Mother-in-Law, the Andy Francine born and raised in Texas song. And she listened to the whole thing. And you know what she said at the end? but She had no idea. She said, but you weren't born in Texas.
01:14:18
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ah sounds of i So i i i play I hit play again on the song because clearly she didn't listen the first time. I thought she was going to suggest that Bren leave you immediately because you were born in Texas. Right. Because i'm living ah I was living a lie. Right. It's all a lie.
01:14:52
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okay Brent thought I was a Minnesota mountain man. Come to realize that I have a picture on a horse with a cowboy hat on. So you know what that means. It's a lie. 100% Texas. A Texas lie. Big Texas lie. As big as a Texas lie.
01:15:15
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in Doesn't he say the lie-iest of lies? but Something like that. And like that dog snorer is like just forever in the background.
01:15:29
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He's got to like mix that into a song.
01:15:35
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No, we heard this already. We heard this already. We heard this already.
01:16:26
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a
01:16:33
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with the dog snore. Yep. I was going to say that dog didn't even wake up to that. Right.
01:16:43
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Brian, are you putting the microphone right up to the dog or? No, I'm just, I'm still wearing it. I thought maybe you like put the headset on the dog. Oh, there's like multiple dogs. Nope.
01:17:07
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He doesn't like it. Well, now I woke him up. He didn't like it. He's like, let me go back to sleep, Dad. Taysim Hill. He's coming up.
01:17:24
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Do you guys remember when Taysim Hill scored 33 points in the game? I do. It convinced me to pick him up.
01:17:36
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I figured you'd only know his name if it was Aesom Hill. Man. I've grown, Matt. I've grown. From that fateful day.
01:18:01
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Oh, we all only have two picks left.
01:18:06
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Pickers are going fast. Two picks. Oh, man. Yeah, what do I do? What do I do? What do I Quarterbacks. I don't have a running back. It's a viable flex position per year. the Yeah, that sucks.
01:18:31
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Andy threw around some interesting things.
01:18:37
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I don't know. Who's aggressively typing?
01:18:48
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thank you
01:18:54
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Who's mad at their keyboard? My keyboard is just very clicky. I'm trying to make a cowboy version of Andy.
01:19:07
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using his LinkedIn profile picture. I'd love to see it.
01:19:38
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After this you guys want to play some Rocket League.
01:19:45
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What are you guys playing these days? and Anybody playing something good? I play NHL with my son. That's about it.
01:20:01
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and its thattro I got back into Age of Empires 2 this last year. Oh wow. That's a, that's a throwback. Yeah, dude, there's like a thriving like online community. that is old flame pretty cool computer Right now. Cool. So the lamb.
01:20:32
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So what? Cult of the lamb it's it's okay. It's kind of like if Animal crossing were satanic So just animal crossing satanic animal crossing but and overtly I'm not convinced but it's okay. It's what I'm playing now. I
01:21:03
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I play a lot of the match game with a six-year-old and then with a two-year-old. I don't recommend it.
01:21:14
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Like matching shapes? Just the Disney Clubhouse pictures. So if you know who Cuckoo Loco is, it helps.
01:21:25
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but
01:21:30
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oh
01:21:33
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you know Before school starts, I always go throwback. So I'm replaying the Mass Effect trilogy as we speak. oh nice I Mass Effect 2 and had an absolute blast. It's always nice to have nostalgia right around this time of the year.
01:21:55
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I wouldn't renegade hardcore straight out the gate. he help Pretty much pure renegade. And then i I filled in the rest of it.
01:22:07
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how about chi car what are you playing never Well, I'm back on Metroid now because I never finished Metroid Prime 2 and I have an opportunity now to play this one and then Prime 3 and then play Prime 4 when it comes out next year. So that's my grand plan. I love it so much. It's such a fun game.
01:22:38
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Brutal. I love how brutal it is. Saving's a problem. Yeah. It's good. I'm not sure it's pretty tame compared to a Doom game or something. Well, yeah, I suppose. The Souls games are really unforgiving, too. I tried Demon's Souls for a long time. and Yeah, it was hard, but I just didn't think it was fun enough to overcome the hardness. Maybe the maybe Dark Souls is better. I think maybe those might be more playable, as it were.
01:23:21
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But for a Nintendo game, Metroid's pretty unforgiving on the scale. Yeah, Nintendo games are a little tamer. Right. Which is fine.
01:23:36
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I don't need a blood and guts all the time, right?
01:23:45
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Just part of the time. I'm, I'm, I'm playing a lot of house flipper. we after Fucking okay like something. I didn't want to push you Andy, but I really want to know where you're at, man. Like,
01:24:06
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What's going on? We're, we're trying to, there's a few more things we need to to remedy before we can take photos to put a listing up. You haven't even listed it? Okay. So I'm going to tell you something that happened to me. I had a buyer that came in at asking price.
01:24:33
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And then I hired the most, the biggest asshole house inspector that wrote up everything and anything that he could find. And his company name was called like, uh, Brooks and Chinese or something. It was supposed to be like some like play on boards. Like he was going to get it everything that he could possibly get.
01:25:02
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Hold on, I have to... Oh god, I can't do Aaron Rodgers. Fuck you, Aaron Rodgers.
01:25:15
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who um ah Hey, Kanger, you should turn your camera back on so I can take a screenshot. Oh, are we doing a group photo? Tell us when. So we can, like, smile. I have a gang sign.
01:25:30
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OK, now, hey, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, smile. What? but Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's that? Kurt, we're taking a picture. Take a picture. Oh, hell.
01:25:42
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ah
01:26:02
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Jeff, Jeff is taking a screenshot of us. Jeff, do you have all this on there? I still can't hear Jeff much of the time. Now. Can anyone hear Jeff? Yeah, there you are.
01:26:26
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Call him the count. One. Look how bassy. One, two, three. Whoa. That was really good, Jeff. You must have labeled your sound bar. Some of them. Yeah.
01:26:52
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Oh shit. 14 teams is crazy. Yeah. how was Yeah, you get down to some not great players by the time you get down here. Well, we're only taking, we're taking 186 players instead of 182 because we dropped the bench. So they should be equally as bad.
01:27:21
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<unk> where This is where you find the Sam Laportas and then hold on to them for the next six seasons.
01:27:32
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Jeff crushed that pick and he he had a lot of time to consider his picks in the later rounds because he only had picks in the later rounds.
01:27:46
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Yeah, actually, Jeff had the best um the best opportunity to potentially land the keeper for for years to come. Yes, he did. Optimize my pick trades.
01:28:01
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yeah stuck ah
01:28:06
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So yes, we'll probably bring pick trades back next year with the caveat that, you know, counter offers are okay.
01:28:21
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and current week maybe Can we somehow incorporate a middle finger to any and offer that Brian gives? Is that like a but again like an automatic thing? Like, I don't care what offers, like whatever it is. Like look at a today's like a vacation kind of thing, where it vacation replies. Like, like a surprise. Cam still butt hurt.
01:29:08
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I'm just glad you had the podcast so I know what's going on. I'll catch all these references.
01:29:18
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I wish we could add all of the super fans of You Like That fantasy. Yeah, but yeah the Japanese are sleeping right now. They could never attend. but They could never attend the live draft.
01:29:38
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Oh, dear. Oh, man. It's almost on the team. It's good drive. I think we're good. I think I think you guys are screwed. Good. I. Yeah. OK. Andy, you are facilitate like a how's everybody feel thing or.
01:30:00
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How's everybody feel about the draft? I feel like I'm not done drafting. How about you chill the fuck out?
01:30:13
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That's good. Hey, is Matt's video frozen for anyone else? Because that was Baller, the way he delivered that line. He's just stone face still for me. Yeah, I see the same. No, he's fine. Oh, he's fine? Yeah, move. Wow. Yeah, he's good. Wow. Okay.
01:30:40
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Well, that was awesome for me. That was fucking classic. I mean, for all I know, Matt is the snoring dog. It could be. yeah My wife calls me that, actually.
01:30:57
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Well, the dog's name is Potato. So there you go, Matt. Another nickname. I've been called worse. All right. I feel great about my last pick.
01:31:11
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So,
01:31:16
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let's let's all look at, Kurt, there's a couple things you should make. Oh wow, yeah, nice. Kurt, we're doing a free agent budget now. Good. So you got $100 to spend on free agents for the season, okay? It's not real money.
01:31:38
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but you're bidding against other people. So when you go to find an actual quarterback who's playing this week, you're probably pretty safe to bid $0.
01:31:55
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because we don't have room. No one has room to pick up more quarterbacks. You're probably fine now, but when two QBs get injured in the same week, then you have to outbid somebody. Okay. Or you realize, Hey, I have both backups on my bench. So now you're the richest guy in fantasy land. Maybe that's the play here. Staffing is going to hurt this week and Garoppolo is going to crush it.
01:32:26
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Stanford will go. Aaron Rodgers on the bit. and Where's Scarapolo? L.A. Rams. Okay.
01:32:38
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start but
01:32:43
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okay That's, uh, oh yeah. And who's, who's Flacco backing up? Is there anything you yeah is everything we see now on drafted? Yeah.
01:32:56
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Can I yeah start picking so pieces or? There's some big sandal guys are still Yeah, one just free ages to open up. Now, but you got a bid. So the guy everyone's on waivers now. So if you are regretting any choices,
01:33:26
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no So we're just looking at Kurt's lineup. He's the new Dave. He's got fucking four quarterbacks here, huh? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That was the year I had the strategy to draft a QB really late because if everyone, even if everyone got one early, I'd still be fine. And then Dave picked up five.
01:33:54
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Great. Quick story, Adam Thielen story. i My wife and I went to see that the Vikings in Carolina. Adam Thielen was still a Viking. And they were practicing in the end zone that we bought our tickets. And he looked right at me, arm cocked, ready to throw the ball.
01:34:24
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I'm wearing a er ah ah Chris Carter jersey that I always wear to every Vikings game. And he pulled the ball back and he looked somewhere else in the ah crowd and tossed it.
01:34:43
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it So close that playing catch with Adam Thielen. So here i to say you were super excited when he went to Carolina. I was. He was a bass. I mean, he's, I'm a homer. So I'm, I'm a super fan of Adam Thielen. I'm just looking at him. He's, we, nobody drafted him.
01:35:09
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Anyways. He was on the Vikings at that point. Yeah. Was that a, was that a commentary on Chris Carter? president honest I always wear my Chris Carter jersey when I go to the Vikings games.
01:35:24
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So why didn't he throw you the ball, Kamen? Because I wasn't wearing his jersey. His jersey? Yes. Selfish prick. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. I saw him make eye contact with me, look down at my number, and then move on.
01:35:49
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So. Wow. But he still has my look.
01:35:56
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Anyways.
01:35:59
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Jeff, did I fuck up the, did I fuck up something about our league? Why don't I see like, oh no, there it is. Okay, okay. Week one. Let's see. Do we got any, do we got any match-ups in the house? Do we got any match-ups? We got, ah we got Monday Garfield versus Improve D's nuts. Matt and Brian, you got anything to say? Oh. On Monday Garfield.
01:36:28
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Oh, you're Monday Garfield. Fuck. Oh shit. Matt. I'm orange. You're glad. Well, I was going to slap around the new guy, but I guess I'll have to slap around an old guy. Oh, don't get too excited. That sounds like you're a prostitute. How much does that cost? I'm not, um I'm not paying for my stuff, right? Hell no.
01:36:54
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yeah
01:36:57
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You're gonna slap that shit around I'd rather just play with your dogs That's the boyfriend experience Let me try this again next we got night owls versus to net and but that's Jared versus Ekam. Yeah, is that right? I
01:37:27
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All right, guys, you got anything to say?
01:37:32
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yeah Good land luck, Ecom. What? but so They both agree. Good luck, Ecom. Just so you guys know, Mike is projected to win by four points. That's it. And?
01:37:54
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Who else we got? Oh, we got actual orange uglad. I know who that is now versus DX fugs ache. That's right. Kurt and Matt, you're going head to head this week. Yeah. How does that make you feel? I mean, I think you should start Garoppolo.
01:38:19
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dar That's a good break out. Yeah. Vikes are going to win it all. is all Yeah, Kurt, you're gonna be fine. You'll you'll be able to pick up some players, no problem. Nah, don't worry at all.
01:38:38
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Um, so you guys should all listen to the next show. I think Jeff's going to post this one, but you were here so we don't expect you to listen. That's for, you know, Cody, Nick, Tom, Zach. They can listen to this.
01:38:56
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and but and show offg grids The draft already out, Andy. Did you look? No, I didn't look. Good night, everybody. i'm face her da the Kurt, you want to hear your grade? No, especially.
01:39:13
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You logged off. See you bye. That's a good approach. i like it
01:39:26
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Jeff, can you tell us about the grades? um Yeah, coming in at the top. What? Top two grades. Yahoo can suck. With A-pluses are the two guys that were semi-auto drafting. the The Lance Corporal and Kuznog got the A-pluses. Oh, they pleased the Yahoo gods with the auto draft. So you're saying that the the computer graded the computer really great? Yeah. Shocking.
01:39:55
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Wow. Okay. Do we have any non-computer, Grace? My report card said these nuts might be in for a rough side ride this season.
01:40:17
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Wow.
01:40:24
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wow
01:40:27
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yeah
01:40:30
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It's all just so stupid. Who cares? rough
01:40:39
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Yeah, so, um, you know, Kurt did get an F, but, uh, Oh, I love you buddy. But you know, Nick left because he didn't want to hear about his D minus.
01:40:57
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i was reading and that's too Six of us got these. Lord. Oh, Nick, you got a D-minus? Yep. I like Kurt's previous. Let's go from, I guess... Hey, uh... Let's go from bottom to top. Did, uh... Did anybody read the recap for Kurt? please With a projected record of 0, 14, and 0.
01:41:26
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ah um Where do you see that? You have to click on their name. You can see the recap. Yeah, so you're on draft. A comedy of errors. Let me click on their name.
01:41:48
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I got a Y plus. What the fuck does that mean? You? I don't know. He got an A minus. Oh, ah Y plus is like if you pay for Yahoo plus.
01:42:04
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oh i can that That's not your grade. That'd be cool though. If they went all the way to Y, then Kurt's F wouldn't look so bad.
01:42:27
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Hey, one plus. All right.
01:42:34
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All right. I got to work tomorrow. So I should probably go. Hey, just so you guys know, spoiler alert on the first official show, we're going to talk about all the rule changes. And one of the things we're doing this year is you play against the median score for the league as well. So if you win your head to head matchup, use me you get a point.
01:42:56
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And if you beat the median score, you get a point. So if you are in the top, you know, like we saw often last year, the top two teams, out the top two teams played each other, right? And then someone walked away with the L. Thank you.
01:43:17
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um So now instead, you yes, you still lose, it but if you beat the median score, you get a point. So you kind of, does that make any sense? Jeff, that's better than me.