Transcript
Speaker: Now I recently mentioned how M&Ms came out with lesbian Ms, fat Ms, and joked how artists might have a hard time illustrating a trans M. Well, the corporate geniuses who get paid to think about ways to f**k up chocolate have now put a halt on all this commie crap.
Speaker: The makers of M&Ms announced Monday that the company's candy-coated mascots will take an indefinite leave of absence replaced by a new spokeswoman, actor Maya Rudolph.
Speaker: The decision follows a controversy last year when the company sought to refresh the look of its M&M characters, replacing the candy's tan, flesh-toned arms and legs with ones that match their shell colors.
Speaker: I can just picture some amateur from M&M Mars having a drink at a bar trying to hit on a woman.
Speaker: You know how M&Ms have matching legs to their bodies?
Speaker: That was me.
Speaker: You're welcome.
Speaker: So you want to get out of here?
Speaker: Here's where, if I was on the board, I fire everyone.
Speaker: Even a candy shoes can be polarizing, which was the last thing M&M's wanted since we're all about bringing people together.
Speaker: Now you're just trying to piss me off!
