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Episode 211: 1ST TASTE OF EPISODE #211: “This Episode Has Been De-classified”

S5 E211 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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M&Ms Controversy Overview

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Now I recently mentioned how M&Ms came out with lesbian Ms, fat Ms, and joked how artists might have a hard time illustrating a trans M. Well, the corporate geniuses who get paid to think about ways to f**k up chocolate have now put a halt on all this

Maya Rudolph Takes Over as Spokeswoman

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commie crap.
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The makers of M&Ms announced Monday that the company's candy-coated mascots will take an indefinite leave of absence replaced by a new spokeswoman, actor Maya

Mascot Design Changes and Public Reaction

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Rudolph.
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The decision follows a controversy last year when the company sought to refresh the look of its M&M characters, replacing the candy's tan, flesh-toned arms and legs with ones that match their shell

Inside Story: Employee's Bar Anecdote

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colors.
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I can just picture some amateur from M&M Mars having a drink at a bar trying to hit on a woman.
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You know how M&Ms have matching legs to their bodies?
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That was me.
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You're welcome.
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So you want to get out of here?

Candy Design: A Polarizing Issue

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Here's where, if I was on the board, I fire everyone.
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Even a candy shoes can be polarizing, which was the last thing M&M's wanted since we're all about bringing people together.
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Now you're just trying to piss me off!