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BONUS! Ep. #298: “DON’T: Act Like / Pull a / Vote For  Commiela Harris!” image

BONUS! Ep. #298: “DON’T: Act Like / Pull a / Vote For Commiela Harris!”

S6 E298 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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THIS WEEK:*

  1. Everyday things of which Amateur Nation is complacent and/or silent”.
  2. Hey, amateurs: How’s “weird” working out for ya? Daddy’s gonna tell you amateurs what your parents didn’t or won’t.
  3. “This Week in Distractions to the Election”!

*On “A la Carte”:* One of the best “a la carte” menus in a long time featuring, “solar power is not the future”, “brand ambassadors”, and complaining about the current generation by the older generation is as old as time itself.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* An, “it would be funny if it weren’t true” example of how propaganda works, a child knows what Commiela Harris is all about, and an IG account nails it in identifying amateurs just like are found in my book.

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Transcript

Introduction to Unconventional Modifications

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How's weird working out

Style vs. Attention-Seeking

00:00:02
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for you? Multiple piercings on the face and body, tats on the body and face, horns, nose rings, gauged ears, antlers, any color hair that doesn't exist in

Judgment Based on Appearance

00:00:11
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nature. There's a difference between coming up with your own style and going out of your way to be a spectacle.
00:00:16
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And no, no one should be

Critique of Extreme Modifications

00:00:18
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judged on their appearance. And you, remarkably, won a job. After all, what the hell good are the four-plus years your parents paid for in college?

Mocking Non-Conforming Lifestyles

00:00:24
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But I don't know or haven't seen one green-haired, multiple-pierced, face-tatted, often gender-confused, pasty-white, poorly-dressed amateur that wasn't a complete biological and social f*** up. You look like a semi-truck full of safety pins crashed into a Sherman-Williams store. And don't forget that stellar personality that mumbles, survives on Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, and Anxiety Meds 24-7, needs 200 days off a year because they're part of an LMNOP community.

Employability of Non-Traditional Looks

00:00:49
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Not to mention you need your own designated safe space because you identify as a cat, and you want to work at my company? But now that face you're too ugly, you look like...