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Speaker: How's weird working out for you? Multiple piercings on the face and body, tats on the body and face, horns, nose rings, gauged ears, antlers, any color hair that doesn't exist in nature. There's a difference between coming up with your own style and going out of your way to be a spectacle.
Speaker: And no, no one should be judged on their appearance. And you, remarkably, won a job. After all, what the hell good are the four -plus years your parents paid for in college? But I don't know or haven't seen one green -haired, multiple -pierced, face -tatted, often gender -confused, pasty -white, poorly -dressed amateur that wasn't a complete biological and social f*** up. You look like a semi -truck full of safety pins crashed into a Sherman -Williams store. And don't forget that stellar personality that mumbles, survives on Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, and Anxiety Meds 24 -7, needs 200 days off a year because they're part of an LMNOP community. Not to mention you need your own designated safe space because you identify as a cat, and you want to work at my company? But now that face you're too ugly, you look like...
