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Speaker: Satan's fill -in guide, George, I told my plastic surgeon, make me look like the moon, Soros, is buying 200 radio stations in America. I'm sure the news will be super unbiased. Then, speaking of the man on the moon, his inherently evil son, Alex, hosted tampon Tim Walls in his New York City home. It's a nice combo of weird and evil. Time to go rewatch Eyes Wide Shut. Now off to Commie, where they're tackling the tough issues. Canceling subscriptions will now be a one -click snap under new law. Emperor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law banning plastic bags at grocery stores. Nothing was mentioned about the several thousand products in the grocery stores made out of plastic or the carts. or the indoor signage, or the name tags, as long as pet owners have no way of disposing of their pets' crap. In, I assume that was already a thing news, the U .S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals recently ruled that illegals do not have the right to bear arms. Phew, for a second there, I thought I was living in a declining communist society.
