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Speaker: Boy, this new Apple iPhone update is really good. I'm down to just 14 steps to delete photos now. No sh**. Famous potatoes. That's on every Idaho license plate. For consideration, add the words and common sense as Idaho becomes the first state in America to ban schools from using people's preferred pronouns. Any questions? Good. Get out. Speaking of pronouns, he said for the first time ever, hating it, a former high school teacher who was previously fired for refusing to acknowledge the pronouns of a student who identified as transgendered received a $575 ,000 settlement from the Virginia School Board. He made this statement. Hey, fuck you. And fuck you. I'm kidding. He did not say that. But I bet he thought it.
Speaker: In the latest Trump assassination attempt news, it turns out that Thomas Crook and Ryan Ralph both have appeared in BlackRock commercials. It's more of a conspiracy.
