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Speaker: Yeah, sideways is probably fine. like Yeah. very Right. It's not very bright.
Speaker: This is the You Like That Pig Pig Draft. with your host, Mobile Andy from Texas.
Speaker: Let me show you my face. Hi guys, I'm Mobile Andy from Texas. Joining me as always is Jeff. And our... previous two champions uh matt And Cody.
Speaker: Welcome, everybody.
Speaker: Bye.
Speaker: Jeff, who won who won the year before these two?
Speaker: I think it was. Phil? Yeah, I think so too. Okay guys, here's what's going on. uh the Um.
Speaker: every Every year. Starting last year. Uh... We've... We've allowed everyone to pick their draft position.
Speaker: Um, based on how they finished last season. Thanks. 7 through 14 are already locked. They're based on where everyone finished and the... postseason. And pics.
Speaker: Pick picks. I'm sorry. Pick picks one through six. are determined. Bye. um this lottery we're doing. Thank you. For the crickets. So.
Speaker: Without further ado. um Last place finisher was Tom. So Tom is going to have... Um, Four cards in. the Lotto.
Speaker: So... Brynn, please. Tom is number six. Okay? Nice. And then Zach. was the second to last finisher. So Zach is going to have ah Three cards in the lotto.
Speaker: Zach is number... 5.
Speaker: Well... then Then the next three teams were all tied. For. Uh... but All tied with the same record, so they all get two cards.
Speaker: So we got two cards for... Tim is number four. Fill is number three. Jeff, you're number two. Alright.
Speaker: And Matt, you were you finished in... um What? Nice.
Speaker: Help me with the math. You finished in... you know, the best out of the worst. So you get one. you're You're the ace, buddy.
Speaker: How do you feel about that?
Speaker: Matt, any comment on only having one card in the lotto?
Speaker: I've got no comment. I'm the number one. I did it. Okay. So, um we're so grateful to have impartial observers here. ah Cody.
Speaker: Cody. as the impartial observer. um Because. He's already getting the last pick pick. I'm the partial observer. you are You are partial and Jeff is partial, so we'll balance there. Brynn, if you could please...
Speaker: ah So I'm going to shuffle these up. These cards... Do do do do do.
Speaker: I'll give everyone the chance to complain. Uh... before I start drawing. But hopefully... You're happy with... I've shuffled them.
Speaker: Now do I do I turn one and burn one or do I just Cut. Maybe I should cut.
Speaker: Cody? You play cards. Cut. Cut. Alright. Here we go, guys. so Uh... Tom is six. Zach is five. Tim is four. Phil is three.
Speaker: Jeff is two and Matt is one. Here comes the cut. Ready? Jeff, we got a drum roll? the We do.
Speaker: Jeff, I knew it was going to happen. We've got to pick, pick, pick. Yeah. I'm so glad you guys are here. ah Jeff, being card number two, is the first pick pick. Congratulations Jeff.
Speaker: Wow. a Exciting. It is exciting. Jeff, you're on the clock. You got 24 hours.
Speaker: Everyone has 24 hours to decide what pick they want. All right. Terminal please.
Speaker: Phil! ah he is That's a pick pick. Pick. Phil gets the second pick. Congratulations Phil. Nice work. Nice work.
Speaker: All right, here we go. Tick numbers. Pick pick number three.
Speaker: Sorry, it's not Phil. Oh, Phil. is now go go double up Doesn't double. You don't double up. You don't pick. no phone Nope.
Speaker: All right, again. Drumroll.
Speaker: Whoa, Matt
Speaker: Are you guys on the edge of your seat? Howdy.
Speaker: Edge of the bed, same thing. Hey, it's a anywhere you place it is a seat, right? This is a bunch of...
Speaker: Um, sure. Okay, okay. Here we go.
Speaker: Alright. So... um Yeah, drumroll. Here we go.
Speaker: Four is Tim. Congratulations, Tim. You are a pick pick pick.
Speaker: Now I'm Tim, Tim. a Tim, talk. Tim talked to you into these ah these new headphones, right?
Speaker: Are they bad? No, they're good. You're good All right, drum roll. Please, we're looking for... Hi there, Zach. Five or Tom.
Speaker: So Tom had the most cards and he's going to get the last spot. ha Ooh. Zarkov 5. I'm going to lose. Tom, I swear your cards were there. Maybe I didn't shuffle well.
Speaker: Oh. Tom will never watch this. So guys, that is the end. of the lotto. Um, The first pick pick, Jeff.
Speaker: Second. Phil. Third. Nah. Fourth. Tim. Fifth. Zack and Six. Tom. Followed by... Jared at seven. Ecom at 8.
Speaker: Funker at nine. Cammin' at ten. Yours truly at 11. Tegger at 12. Braum the Destroyer at 13. and Cody at 14.
Speaker: You guys. It's going to be a great season. Thanks everyone for tuning in.
Speaker: Have fun guys. Have a good night This is the You Invite That Pig Pig Draft. with your host, Mobile Andy from Texas.
Speaker: Thanks for witnessing that.
