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TromBonus - 64 - Skalloween Spooktacular 2024
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Checkered Rob's Birthday comes but once a year, and always a round the spookiest season. Engineer Joey has decided HE will make the games and is ready to surprise Rob and Celine for a special games-only episode... but both are missing! Enter Jigska and his nemesis The Skabadook who have their own torturous plans but were thwarted by another new Ska Serial Killer on the scene. The games are flipped on their head as Joey pits the three against each other to seal the fate of the Skanking Sibs! It's the third Oops All Games Skalloween Spooktacular!
Host: Joey
Engineer: Joey
Editor: Cutman
Skassociate Producer: Chris Reeves of Ska Punk International
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Patreon: www.patreon.com/checkeredpast
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Transcript
Departure to Gamesville Rock City
00:00:00
Speaker
On this episode I call all aboard as the engineer of the birthday express on our way to gamesville rock city and this year I guarantee there aren't going to be any derailments on this week's checker past the scott cast
00:00:41
Speaker
What up Checkerheads and welcome to Checkup Pasta Scottcast with Selen and Rob, the show where a Dr. Ring-Ding, Skankenstein's, Monsters by Common Sense Kid, and a, ugh, watch out, she's the mummy, explore the history and impact of a different band each episode, and hope to bring in new fans along the way.
Planning Rob's Halloween Birthday
00:01:00
Speaker
I'm co-host with the Most Toast Engineer Joey, and I am...
00:01:05
Speaker
alone for some reason. I thought everybody was going to be here. So I guess the derailment thing that I just said was a little wacky, but I'm sure everyone will show up. We're going to play some games for Rob's birthday. It's going to be a good time. Also, I didn't want to do a birthday pun because I'm pretty sure I did one last year. And this year I want to do a Halloween pun because Rob, you know, has a Halloween birthday.
00:01:34
Speaker
Man, I really wish I knew where everybody was. Like, you're supposed to get birthday, Mr. President. Hello. I've come in. You again.
Jigsaw's Mysterious Intentions
00:01:51
Speaker
It's Jigsaw, guys. How are you doing? Hi, Jigsaw. I mean, it's a little bit just quieter here than normal. That's a little strange. I mean, no, Rob, I assume you have him.
00:02:03
Speaker
Oh, do I have something for Rob? No, no, I thought I'm going to I'm going to quarter hang and draw him. Classic Old West style. I really went out of my way. Found a horse and everything. Four horses, I guess, is what you need to hang drunk for people. Yeah, yeah, usually that's that's how it goes down in a quarter of my quarter horsing. I'll get the other three as I go. OK, so is Rob with the one horse right now?
00:02:32
Speaker
a No, he's supposed to be here. I've interrupted his birthday again, right? Like I did last year. Successfully came in, took him. This is not what happened last year.
00:02:42
Speaker
That is what happened last year, but he's not here now. What the fuck? What is going on? OK, well, you know, in that case, hu so Lynn, have I got a surprise for you? but She's not here either. What? Where's the lingo? Yeah, I don't know. Very strange. What? Joey? Yeah, I didn't realize this was going to be a Joey. ah Joey only seafood joint. But ah here we are, I guess. I mean, you're here.
00:03:12
Speaker
So yeah I suppose that's a two hander. Yeah. What's your ah history with Ska music? Your checkered past. Not fond. Got to say, whoa. Don't know. I kind of like those psychobili songs that we played a couple of years ago, but I'm not I can't say that it's for me. You know, still haven't warmed up. You haven't like listened to some Oingo, but I feel like Oingo Boing goes up ah up your alley. They do some ska. I like like the Simpsons theme song.
00:03:42
Speaker
Okay. I mean, that's not Scott. No, but it's Oingo Boingo, right? I mean, it's the guy from Oingo Boingo. Yeah. Were there other people in Oingo Boingo? What about the, I thought the elf dog had the whole thing.
Danny Elfman Solo Performance Debate
00:03:58
Speaker
Man, that'd be pretty sick if he was just a one man band and he was like dead man partying by himself. ah Dead man's party, not a dead band party. Am I right? but yeah I guess you are.
00:04:10
Speaker
Oh, wait a second. I think hello,
00:04:18
Speaker
hello Rob. I don't give a fuck about your birthday again. Oh, yeah that that's it's the great monster. The people's champ is here, but great. I see the fucking jigsaw is here again. What, how could this happen? I scab a Duke. I don't know how this could happen again. And I'm aware. Okay.
Scaba Yaga's Mystical Introduction
00:04:40
Speaker
Hold on. Scab a Duke. Do you know where Celine is? So then, no. Well, so then we'll be here. I'm here for Rob. Well, yeah, but like a whole new thing. I've got a whole album to play for him and I'm pretty sure he's here. Right. Cause the only other person that would have a magician,
00:05:00
Speaker
about jigsaw. What? What the hell? No, that's unfamiliar. Scary. Who are you? It is me. It is you you might have heard of scaba Yaga, but it is a scaba Yaga. ah This is very scary. Scaba Yaga.
00:05:21
Speaker
That's how you pronounce it? Scabayaga. Wow. Not scabayaga. What are you doing here? and Why are you so frightened? I'm the guardian of the forest. I fly in a mortar. I steal with a pesto. I use a broom to sweep away my thugs. I live in a little house. That's a lot of exposition. I turn your back and i actually yeah I actually only answer to the true and pure of heart.
00:05:49
Speaker
Oh, so I absolutely we will not fucking answer to jigs, God. That's for what? What? And every time you ask me, I feel like
Scabadook's Chaotic History
00:06:00
Speaker
we're going to get along here. I age one year. Every time you ask a question, every time you ask me and I answer, I age one year. So why do I not have a pure heart?
00:06:13
Speaker
yeah I think you know you look inside you look in a fucking mirror good guy, and you ask yourself that fucking question I'm not fucking aging a year to fucking answer your dumbass so Don't let him Play the game Statements only I think my accent is contagious. I mean, iger one and I'm the one with the little games here, personally. I thought we were going to be playing games with Robin Saloon today. But Scabadook, Scabadook, I'm interested in. Yeah, Scabadook's a good guy. From what I can tell, he's true and pure of heart. I do feel we're on the same page here, but I'm still pretty confused where Rob is because that's right I'm not even here to do. I just want to take Rob
00:07:03
Speaker
to listen to 3-Eleven's Voyager and that's it. Oh, 3-Eleven's Voyager. Which one's that one? That's the other one that Felty produced that Rob keeps shitting on. Oh, right. They're in the chicken house.
00:07:21
Speaker
Chicken and the chicken. house What's a chicken out in the house? The drop insulin. I put them in the house. of them yeah um both yeah There's a little house in the woods. Okay. You see, you know, you know, you know about the house in the woods. Hey, little house, little house. Turn your back, your front to me.
00:07:41
Speaker
Those are the birds to get into chicken house. Robinson and went to chicken house. They said the words, they go into chicken house, house with chicken feet, and they are there now until I can prove that they are true and pure of heart. So they're just hanging out like eating KFC? i i They might be. I don't know if Uber eats. I haven't had luck with it. They'd have to know the code. Maybe churches.
00:08:08
Speaker
I guess if you put on the notes and Uber eats the phrase, if they can get past the bone fence and the three horses they pass. Like putting all the info so they can get into your apartment. First you walk to the forest and you see a white guy. I mean, you could just ask them to leave it outside the bone fence. That's not a big deal. You just leave it outside.
00:08:25
Speaker
I just say like, leave it outside the door. That's actually pretty, but then how, how does Rob and Celine get out of house to bone fence to get food? Yeah. That's a good idea. How do they get out of that house? That's a great question. They asked me like all of my. And the house is spinning, so they might be throwing up. Not a good idea. Do you ask yourself a question and you answer? Absolutely not. No. No. Okay. I am only 13. So be careful. Oh wow. Okay.
00:08:52
Speaker
i So from what I know, so you were like nine when you showed up. Yeah, yeah yes. Wow. Okay. that Wait, you were. Wait, you were nine when you showed up. Yeah, at least. Wow. Okay. it Now you're like 15.
00:09:10
Speaker
at least How old can you be? Like how old can you go? I need you to stop asking me questions. ok so
High-Stakes Game Challenge
00:09:15
Speaker
and This is is going to get rough when we get into the games. That's why I'm freely giving you so much information. So you don't have to ask me. I'm giving you the information. I'm assuming you're going to ask. And when I lay down at night, my nose is so big it touches the ceiling.
00:09:33
Speaker
Oh, wow. It is pretty big. Wow. I mean, I am having to like bob and weave around that schnauze ears when you're talking to me. But yeah, OK. I will eat you. I'm not above cannibalism. I need you all. Are you like but in our game now? Are you like, you know, killing people in the woods? Is that your whole deal? but Because that's kind of like our. if If they cross me, if I don't like them, if I change my mind after helping them, if they yeah if they don't do the tasks that I set out for them and they bail on tasks. That's a dinner. That's how you do it, Juice Guy. You don't even know. do it You don't even know. I get it. um yeah these old know he's no yoga these yeah These young kids, I vibe with them, right? I'm on fleek like these kids.
00:10:21
Speaker
I don't think I know these guys. I'm Gen Alpha. I don't think either of these guys have killed very many people, to be honest. I might be the only one who's actually eaten and killed people. Okay, let's hear about it. Who have you killed? Let's hear about it. Yeah. What about all these questions? You trying to age me? What is going on? I asked a statement. I said, let's hear about it. I didn't ask a question. Let's hear about it. Okay. yeah I'm being respectful. No, thank you very much.
00:10:43
Speaker
Well, at one point, you know, there is this hero and he, you know, he comes to the woods and he sees a white horse and a guy dressed in white. And he's like, oh, that's weird. And then there's a red horse and a guy dressed in red. And he's like, that's kind of what you're doing. Then there's a black horse and a guy dressed in black. And then night falls and he comes up to me yeah and I didn't like the cut of his jib.
00:11:08
Speaker
So I cooked them and ate them but like lot lot of courts like that. Sometimes people, I give them tasks and they don't fulfill the tasks and I have no choice. after I have nothing but somebody who holds up that end of the bargain. So if I say you don't do, you do thing, you don't do a thing, I eat you. Like I'm going to eat you. so you're kind of like a boss you're kind of like do this job or you get fired from life hey they come to me i'm just in the woods in chicken hut they're the ones who get told to come to scabayaga okay i'm at least 20 right now oh wow i am in need of three more horses for a project i'm working on can i have that red black and white horse you're talking about you think i mean to throw up the people on the horses that's ah that's in the fabric of time
00:11:58
Speaker
don don Don't even play into that. I have a question though. I'm so sorry that it's a question. um What is your opinion on the Rainforest Cafe?
Rainforest Cafe Quirkiness
00:12:08
Speaker
That's very important to me. Stunning. I love it. I love it. I'm a guardian of the forest. I also like the rainforest. And I think what they do is they really get people to think about the forest. And they think, right wow, it is it is really nice. And all these animals, they're good. what Do you prefer the animals? You know what's good news is that or you you don't have to order off the kids menu after today.
00:12:32
Speaker
That will be nice. I think I can get into the bar after today. I think I can get one of those delicious cocktails on that infamous cafe menu. Take home a cup? Like thunderstorm or animatronic animals? That's a question.
00:12:48
Speaker
I know, but I got to know the answer. well What's your favorite? I can tell you a story. Sure. Please. So one day there is a hero and he's driving through the forest. Okay. And so he goes and there's a white horse. And he's like, that's pretty weird. um nice He goes a little further. He sees a red horse with a person dressed in red.
00:13:15
Speaker
And he's like, that's pretty crazy. and He goes to the end and it's a black horse. First interest in black night falls. And then he gets to my house and I don't like the cut of his chips, so I eat him. And ah that night it was a beautiful thunderstorm and I'll never forget it. So that I love thunderstorms. Sweet. I got to say this. I think like I think I have some hero energy. I could easily go through these three horses. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
00:13:46
Speaker
You may like the cut of my jib though. I'm not sure, but I think you definitely don't like your jib. I have no interest in cutting it. I know think we have the worst jib of all time. I like Scuba Duke though. Scuba Duke's got something. You know, I met him one time, like in real life. That's true. That's true. We met when I was on my East Coast lecture tour.
00:14:10
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, he he came on the pod. ah He was dressed very well. And then he lost all his clothes from what I remember. Well, yeah, what happens is I i'll appear somewhere and then like, just disappeared like, like in a cartoon or something like leader clothes behind. I have like 30 different outfits. Okay. Do they all involve capes?
00:14:32
Speaker
Well, yeah, it's the same outfit. Like, I'm not going to just keep the same thing. If it works, you don't have to change it. But, you know, but this hero wears one keep. Yeah, it's true.
00:14:46
Speaker
Keeps them identified. The cape is not like necessary. I don't have a cape on right now because it's casual. It's Sunday. But, um, The cape is very important for public appearances. so in the church in a cape sorry ru like stupid boy that church in a cavee You think I'm gonna go to church? Get out of here. Unless you're talking about the Rainforest Cafe which is where I go to worship.
00:15:10
Speaker
I mean, I do play to, you know, the underworld often. Okay. So you're like like an Osteo area, an Osteo area. I don't know what that is. Like where there's bone bone churches. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Like osteoporosis, but ah you a you area instead. No. And I will take a year on that to tell you.
00:15:32
Speaker
she okay yeah well Okay, well well okay and we need to I would like to know if Robinson are true and pure of heart and I believe that if we play these games and whoever becomes the victor, perhaps they will be set free. Okay, so if if we play games. Yes, everyone but Jigsaw if they win.
00:15:57
Speaker
Wait, what is what? Everyone butt jigs on. If if if you or the Scabadook win, you'll set them free, is what you're saying. And but but what if Jigsaw wins? Yeah, Jigsaw wins. Whatever. then He could do whatever he wants with Robin. So he got that little chicken house and take them away. yeah Got to get the horses. But I could win all in one trip. This is awesome. OK, but when will Rob listen to Voyager if I win? but Immediately, I'm pretty sure.
00:16:26
Speaker
Okay, great. And that's fair ideal. Let's do it. Also, I was going to say, like, we might be able to trick him. If if you come on the show and you pick 311 as your band, you might be able to get him to listen to a whole bunch of 311. You know, I'm pretty busy, but i you know, we might be able to work that out. we We could talk about that. We'll see how the games go. Last time, it didn't go that great. And um I still have nightmares, but so it's not here. So it's probably going to go better.
00:16:53
Speaker
therely but if There's any games about games about ah drugs and songs or whatever it was yeah yeah show That's why I'm worried about the true and pure of you know so much about drugs she didn't know why she knows so much about drugs What's your issue with Rob as far as her? good Have you met them? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I know. Yes. That's obvious. i was a year Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. easily i yeah Also, they take it when you can capture them. Pardon. How did they take it when you captured them? They were pretty cool about it. They were like a little confused, but they're all, you know, them they're pretty, they're pretty open minded. They're down for an adventure. Um,
00:17:39
Speaker
I got to say this about Rob and Scott Badou can back me up on this. This is where we probably agree. ah He makes a pretty shitty a victim. He doesn't seem to like play into it very well. Just kind of go with it. I don't really have an opinion on that. I wasn't there most of the time. I just kind of set up my boombox on loop and then just came here. So, you know, I don't know. It's really fixated on the three horses.
00:18:04
Speaker
Really fixated on the three horses. Yeah wouldn't let him go He's really busy thinking about that and not barfing in the chicken, huh? No, he's not a puker Not a puker I had to clean up so much puke last year when I went back there was so much puke the horses of It could be that he ran out of puke. Just puked it all out. That's true. And maybe he was barfing for you so much, Scavaduke, because he just dislikes felt his production so much. I just truly don't understand that. It's so perfect. You know, what do you call your fans? look Don't have a yaga heads, little more paws up, little monsters.
00:18:50
Speaker
I think somebody else uses no im british shirts pass up little mans is kabaaga okay yeah but they you' been around for a while so you might predate i mean now was that I
00:19:16
Speaker
All right, so rough so Jigsaw in the player seat. You are in the player seat. People remember were asking for it. Remember, you're the one. Well, I'm probably here. Jigsaw Jigsaw. Yeah, you're the one who who's really in the hot seat here because you've got to win if you want to draw in quarter.
Box Office vs. Streaming Game
00:19:40
Speaker
Well, I'm coming to win. Don't you worry. OK. OK. So this first game is called From the Screen to Your Stereo. And it is...
00:19:53
Speaker
uh in this game players will be given a movie name and will buzz in or say ska or their name uh to guess if the box office or streaming numbers of a given movie are bigger so either the box office numbers of the movie or the biggest song from that movie oh shit all musicals good one i like okay so ah it's so cause you don't have a song look I don't have a song. I just have good names, just good names for all my games, no songs. Um, so the first part is going to be, you're going to guess whether the streaming number or the box office number is higher, right? Then the players will be given the lower number and have to guess how much higher the bigger number is.
00:20:49
Speaker
And whoever, it's like a closest without going over type of situation. Okay. I think I got it. little little con it did but whatever its It's good though. Once we get the first one, you'll, you'll have a pretty good idea of what's going on. Okay. Whatever you say. Let me just, let me just say that. but man So period I'm to give you the name of movie and you're going to buzz in and tell me which is higher the box office or the streaming numbers. That part I get. Okay. Got it. Here it comes.
00:21:20
Speaker
Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Jigsaw. All right, Jigsaw, what do you think? The song. You think the song is a higher number than these streams? You are incorrect, my friend. Oh, you're not really my friend. You were incorrect. my enemy yeah I got really excited for a second. yeah does Is there a steel option? Can out can we steal?
00:21:44
Speaker
Uh, yeah, I mean, Scott was on it before. So it's just whoever gets it. there so many fucks up Yeah, sure. if These games are good. Go go for it. Okay. Well, the movie has more. Okay. yeah So how'd you know? So the number of streams that the song has is three point two million. Okay. Give me a guess on how much the box office was.
00:22:14
Speaker
Um, okay. So it'll be a higher number than 3.2 million. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh, let's go with seven mill. Okay. Seven mill. Anybody else want to take a guess? We're going highest without going over.
00:22:32
Speaker
Closest without going over just how many streams the movie has on what? Box office money the headwig in the angry inch me. Yep. I think a bomb didn't it? Yeah, I just it's a cult classic. That's what I don't know the street sky you much of a film buff Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I would consider myself a bit of it. Here's some of my favorite movies the Joker Joker Foley I do Do you like the second one? I thought you wouldn't because it's not as it's still pretty and so.
00:23:07
Speaker
All right, monsters fully ado. yeah Seven fucking million and one. I don't fucking go. OK. Jigska, do you have a guess? Five. Man, you guys all suck at this.
00:23:21
Speaker
There was ah the actual streaming or sorry, box office number was 3.6 million. Just a hair was going to be like not much higher. But yeah, it it surprisingly ah very close in numbers, which is pretty wild. But that is a newer movie and hasn't had a whole lot of time to accumulate stuff. And we don't get to hear the song. No, there's no. OK. Oh, I have the title of the song. It is Origin of Love.
00:23:49
Speaker
That is the number one streaming song from that movie. ah so Okay, so no points. Nobody nobody got that one. Okay. Hey, come on now. Scuba Yaga. Scuba Yaga. Scuba Yaga. Scuba Yaga. Come on now. I'm trying to run a game here. All right. The next ah movie is The Blues Brothers. Jigsaw. All right, Jigsaw. The movie. The box office. You think the box office is bigger than the streaming numbers?
00:24:19
Speaker
You are correct. okay the box office or sorry The streaming numbers, ah everybody needs somebody to love, which is apparently the number one song from that movie, was 71.6 million.
00:24:34
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's like not that high, surprisingly. ah But the box office is higher than that. What do you think the box office draw was for that film? Scuba Yaga does not make numbers in this way. Scuba Yaga has a fucking clue. One hundo. Okay. You're on the board with one hundo. R rated movie in the 80s. I don't know what they were making. 100 mil, right? I truly don't know. One nighthood one less than that.
00:25:04
Speaker
well yes One less. One less. So million. That's the source. No, there's 99.99 million. Yes. Scabbadook. The conversion rate between box office and streams is real confusing to me. There's just a lot going on. and Yeah, the math ain't math. I think I'm just gonna, I think I'm gonna say 80 mil.
00:25:31
Speaker
80 mil. Yeah. Okay. The actual box office numbers were $115.2 million. It's a jigsaw. It's a jigsaw here.
00:25:43
Speaker
rock i do brother robin in What's he going to do if he wins? You know what's another movie I really like blues brothers 2000. Okay. This next one is another cult classic. We have the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
00:26:00
Speaker
skyarddu
00:26:05
Speaker
I think you should name the number one song. Take a stab in the dark. Well, is it time warp? It is the time warp. It is the time warp. That is incorrect. So I guess Boxkaba Yaga, the box office. The number of streams for the song is 78.9 million. That's it? Oh, wow. Yeah, I thought it was way higher. Me too, when I found this information. So the box office number will be higher than that. 200 million.
00:26:47
Speaker
Oh yeah, that's a solid guess. 80. 80. 80 million? Yeah. Okay. So we have 200 million. ah Because it's 500. 500 million. No, 200. Go back to 200. Okay. Because I don't know think it's counting. I don't think it's counting the shadow cast. Okay. but Okay, so we have 200. Even though boxoffice.com said to all. I can only go in the middle 110.
00:27:16
Speaker
Okay, uh, Scabbadook, you get the point on that one. The actual number is $115.7 million. dollars ah so cross a cast I just don't think they make a lot of money. they they do If it's every year and they sell in Edmonton alone, they do like four shows a year. Are you from Edmonton?
00:27:37
Speaker
Yes. of wow I think yeah tony of a cave of the cave in the Mill Creek ravine. Just come hang out. I don't think so. i don't I think I'll be busy that day.
00:27:49
Speaker
no no we'll chill like i have worry no i i I have a feeling I'll be busy. Like if I'm walking my dog and you're walking your dog, like I might wave, but that's about it. Oh, that's cool. Do you have a dog? That's cool.
00:28:03
Speaker
Thank you. We really keep him to play. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing it again. So the next. Is that what this is? It is. The next movie is The Phantom of the Opera. And I'm sure I'll give you the title track. That's the name of the song is The Phantom of the Opera. ah So which which ah is higher, the streaming numbers or the box office? See, this one would almost be more. Oh.
00:28:32
Speaker
Go ahead. Go ahead. You are going to go. No, I was just shitting on Joey. You can answer. Thank you. Well, I have a query before I say. OK. Cover your ears. So which version of the movie is this? Aren't there more than one 2007 one? Yeah, this would be the 2007 one for sure. OK. Streams. I'm going streams. OK.
00:28:58
Speaker
That is incorrect. God damn it. shit It's the box office. It is the box office. Now, the number of streams is sixty nine point eight million. What? Yeah, there was a crazy low number for Brightman, right? People don't want to listen to the song.
00:29:18
Speaker
ah I don't know if I clicked it and I was like, what the fuck? that I've heard this song a gajillion times. I have no idea how it's. I bet you. I bet you. I bet you. Because the cast recording is probably. higher Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's thinking. Maybe that's what I'm thinking, because you're a fan of the opera's choice, because there is like, you know, like filmed parts of the like cast. There's like two different versions. of So you look like the soundtrack?
00:29:47
Speaker
Yeah, that's the movie soundtrack. The official soundtrack, the OST of the 2007 movie. Yes. OK. Well, no wonder it's lower. Jesus Christ. yeah yeah that ah so joe frustrating everybody but goba yogaga I like I'm in the torture chamber right now. but jo Box office, I guess. Okay. What's your box office? Guess number number. What was the number of streams? 69.8 million. Okay. I guess 115 million. 115 as a solid guess.
00:30:24
Speaker
Do we have any other guesses? 70. 70. 70. Okay. And? 200. 200. I think it did good. You think it did good? like nothing think I think the movie did good, yeah. It did okay. It did 154 points. Son of bitch. So it is scummy yaga. And I'm going to do the one with the craziest numbers.
00:30:53
Speaker
Okay. I thought I'd be on Jigsaw's side, but then. It's fair. ah The Greatest Showman is a very popular music. Music. Scabayaga. Streams. Streams. You are correct, Scabayaga. Yeah. That song was a hit. Yeah. Scabayaga. Yeah. People fucking love to listen to The Greatest Show. See, this was a good choice. Okay. So, The Greatest Showman made 459 milli at the box office.
00:31:20
Speaker
What do you think the streaming numbers are like? Yeah. Fucking Baz Luhrmann, eh? 500 million. 500 million, Scabayoga. What do we got? I'm going to go 600 and 10 mil. Okay. No one's ever done this before. A b-b-billion. Whoa, that is... I don't think anyone's even said it like that before either. That's crazy. I wouldn't know. I've never listed a show.
00:31:48
Speaker
Jigsaw gets the point. What about my other stuff? So he gets all I don't know. You get the first point. OK. And he gets the other point. One point. Oh, three billion streams for rewrite the stars. I've listened to the show before and I know sometimes you like to ignore the women and not give them points. You got the point. You got it. Wow. But who is the winner, Joey? Uh, Jigsaw edged out the other two by one point.
00:32:18
Speaker
I usually say I'm an edge. kaba du We got to we got to figure I guess like I don't know why now I'm kind of rooting for Celine and Rob. I was like kind of neutral on them. But now I hate Jigsaw so much that I need him to lose. That's of course Jigsaw was able to do the best of the most confusing game. Jigsaw loves this kind of shit. You know, what I'm going to do one more bonus one that's not a musical ah and it is Goldfinger, the movie Goldfinger versus the song, the band Goldfinger's biggest streaming song, Superman.
00:32:54
Speaker
which yeah I'm going to say it right now. Just tell us the answer. yeah yeah Yes, please. think please Okay. ah The Superman was streamed more than the box office for the 007 film Goldfinger. Sick. You know what? The box office was 51.2 million Goldfingers. Superman has gone ah almost 150 million streams, which is holy cow. That's a lot. it is People love Goldfinger. Yeah. Or do you think it's just badly putting it on on like different devices in his house? I bet he can afford a lot of devices. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I wonder. I think it's in the production contract that you have to loop some Goldfinger during the production of the album.
00:33:39
Speaker
That sounds right. that's That would make sense. That's how you unlock the auto tune. You have to like play a Goldfinger song like 10 times to unlock the good auto tune when you're working with Feldy. Yeah, like that's like he's kind of like Diddy, but instead of SA, he makes you just listen to Goldfinger.
00:33:56
Speaker
who whoa
00:34:01
Speaker
I've been to a lot of Diddy stuff on YouTube. Why don't you put Diddy in the chicken hut? I wish. She did say she's an editor. The feds won't give him up.
00:34:20
Speaker
Give him up. Yeah, I've been trying to offer bail. They said no bail. Well, you can't tell him you want to bail him out. Yeah. And then I'm going to put him in the house. What is this? A modern Batman movie? There's no bail. Oh, brother. Oh, brother. I kind of like that one. So your original plan was for Diddy and you settle for Selena, Rob?
00:34:43
Speaker
Yes. That's a step down. That's all the only ones I could get. They're the only ones who fell for the bit. ah Okay, that that does. that track track They had saw the horses and they just kind of kept going where the horses went.
00:34:59
Speaker
You know, like Joey. Sorry. So we take a break. Oh, yeah. Jigsaw really likes to have the show rolling. Well, he's he's on. He's he's watching the clock. I thought it was all evil, but you know what? All right. and We're going to take a break. And when we come back for games.
Guess the Horror Villains' Ages Game
00:35:28
Speaker
Welcome back. Check our heads. It's ah engineer Joey here with three maniacal killers or one of them who is maniacally killed to who I am a little bit wary of actually having killed. killed did they find Any murder. I killed a zoo. It's cannon perforated knife to the neck. We're not doing that again. You know, it's true. Everyone yeah i said I'm dying. ah That hurts.
00:35:55
Speaker
The words of a dying person. Right. It's on the tombstone of Kazuzu out at her. I'm dead. ah So, yeah, we're moving on to the next game here. um And it is much less confusing than the last game. Perfect. And it is called how old are they?
00:36:14
Speaker
How old are they? yep I don't even know how old I am at this point. I know. That's why it's such a fitting game. I'm so glad they came up with it. And everyone on this list is a horror villain. Okay. So better we go players will be given a horror villain and we'll have to guess their age closest without going over against the point.
00:36:36
Speaker
Well, I like this one. This is fun. Yeah, this is okay. This is our game. It's pretty easy, right? I'm into it. Good game, Joey. Good game. Thanks. Thanks. We'll see how it goes. Alan. Much better. Much better. So the first, the first name that I have on my list here from the Hellraiser series of films is Pinhead.
00:37:00
Speaker
Maybe we'll just go around the circle here. just How old are are they? How old are they? Pinhead? Yep. Closest without going over. Wasn't he some sort of fetish alien? He he wears some fetish gear. but I believe he's in hell. I don't know if he's an alien. I think he's like a... Pretty sure they're an alien. He's a cenobite. Yeah. Or no, maybe from hell. I think he's from hell. Fetish being. Yeah.
00:37:22
Speaker
How old do you think? Canonical age, right? Not the age of the actor, the age of the villain themselves. The age of the character as we speak in 2024, the age of the character in 2024. Seems like 300. 300? 300 is a solid guess. How about you? Actually, I changed my mind. Oh, okay. 600, 500, 400, 400, 400, 400, and one. 401.
00:37:50
Speaker
You got 420 420 locked in final answer final final answer final answer. Okay. Jigsaw ageless. Oh Okay, trying to break the system here. I see. Okay youre ageless. You still have an age. Mel me is no age but he's still been on and I like as a being for a certain amount of time.
00:38:12
Speaker
I mean, that's that's some philosophy you're discussing, right? There's coming this time. I know. So ageless. All right. Scabbadook. What do we got? Oh, precious. I wrote. Yep. I'm going with a baby one. What a baby. What a baby one. Game record game.
00:38:32
Speaker
Yep. Uh, I gotta say widow baby widow, baby. How old is pinhead? Pinhead is 137 years old. He just this year, 2024 celebrate his 137th birthday. We told baby, it's just a little baby. Okay. You know? All right. All right. Um, so it is.
00:38:52
Speaker
So um my next one on the list is ah another. This is a heavy hitter. You guys will recognize Jason Voorhees of the Friday, the 13th series kind of giving like regular middle aged man kind of thing. OK, but did he say come back or something? Wasn't it the mom?
00:39:12
Speaker
I thought the mom was the killer in the first movie. sir Yeah. I mean, it's like 40 years old. So too bad, but I haven't got around to it.
00:39:27
Speaker
well Okay. Like as of 2024, as of 2020 is what, what birthday did he celebrate this year? 2024. He's still alive, technically. and I don't would have came out in the 80s. And he's probably like, what, 30 in the 80s? So plus another 40. I don't guess he's about like 75. 75. We locked in final answers. 75. 75. Jigsaw. 60.
00:40:00
Speaker
sixty a little bit younger. Just just creeping up on getting that. Between 60 and 75 is my guess. Technically, yeah. OK, OK. And Scott Duke. I'm not going to do the same thing again, but I truly believe younger than 60. OK, why? Let's just go like 48.
00:40:23
Speaker
Little baby one. Oh, OK. Oh, 48. Scubba, you got what me? You are correct. He is 78 years old. I was very close. I don't know math. You were really good motherfuckers. I was fucking solid logic. Fucking good point if you get it right on. I hate math, but I don't know the answer. I love math when I know the answer.
00:40:48
Speaker
I like this added rule that Scabadook, Scabadook gave you. If you get bang on, I'll give you an extra point. Okay, so next one is the other guy, Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare on Elm Street series. I actually don't know what his deal is. So he got burned and then what? How did he get? He was a pedophile. He was a pedophile, got burned to death. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Because he was a piece of shit, yeah. So how did he get into people's dreams?
00:41:17
Speaker
That side i that I'm not too sure. I think it's just so shitty. It's a weird pedophile in the 80s again. I was probably pretty similar. Did we end him at some point? Did he celebrate a birthday or has he died? ah He's still celebrating birthdays. He looks out in dreams. and Right. Right. Even though he was killed, we're still saying he's still alive. Yeah, like I mean, he's a weird thing. Yeah, I feel like he's probably 40 in the 80s. I'm going to go 80.
00:41:46
Speaker
OK. 80 80 is your final answer, Scabayago. 80. Scabayago got 79. 79. 79. OK. Jigska? 90. OK. I thought he was an old guy. Similar logic. Similar logic. He's in there. OK. Yeah. OK. Scabadook? 92. Mm. Wow. Well, unfortunately. Please tell me between 90 and 91. Nobody gets the first time. How old is he? He is 82.
00:42:16
Speaker
Mm. Just you were just barely over 70. I said 79. Yeah, she said 79. I said 79. Oh, sorry. yeah I thought you said it. I thought you said 80. No, my fucking math is fucking on it. Yeah, by like a couple of years. it might Yeah, my bad. Sorry. like Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I accept your apology, but at least you can fucking do say I'm sorry.
00:42:41
Speaker
All right. It's OK. It's canonical that engineer Joey hates women and does not listen to them and hates when they win games. Sure. That's a true fact. That's the one thing I know. you Make a hat or a shirt or something that says that is the true villain of this episode.
00:43:00
Speaker
on an episode with three serial killers, the real villain. We thought we knew how to torture people, but yet it's fucking engine of Joey with these games and specifically engineered to torture us. Yeah, that's man. It's like I was taking a taking a pain. Hanging out with Jigsaw too much. Yeah, you're giving a real Jigsaw energy this this app. All right. ah Next one.
00:43:29
Speaker
Pennywise, not the band, but the character from it. Tim Curry? Either or. Actually, they both. both the same they're They're both technically the same age. Technically. Yeah, because from the book. OK. Yeah. So the book was written. Is that more closer to 70s? I believe so. So probably clown but again, probably probably 25, 30 years old. I actually don't know the story of Pennywise when he's a clown. And then he was like, oh, I'm sick of this shit. I maybe terrorize kids. But then wasn't there a child or I've never seen it. um'm I've never ah maybe when I was a kid, but I haven't seen the new or it either. But that's that's OK. You still got to make a guess. Right.
00:44:21
Speaker
83. Okay, 83. Jigsaw, do you have a guess for Pennywise from it? 87. You're of our Lord, 87. All right. And Scabadook. Okay, so I feel like they've both gone too high. So I'm going back to the little baby Pennywise, one. Little baby Pennywise, one?
00:44:47
Speaker
so sorry are you said eighty three eighty three eighty six eighty seven and widow baby Pennywise jigsaw Kate takes this one the actual age of Pennywise is eight billion five hundred million two thousand sixteen. What? Actually, yeah, he actually was before the Big Bang. And he is ah like an evil presence that started like when the universe did. Because he's actually a clown. Right. That's just one of the forms. Yeah, that's right. OK. Now I'm remembering. So yeah, all crazy it's all kind of the other. That's pretty not to say that's too evil for me.
00:45:27
Speaker
yeah that's crazy that's crazy that's evil as hell i expect to die eventually yeah that's it that's something's coming i got is scared of right like that's that's old that's musty man that's as old as he gets yeah uh okay so uh next up i thought the year of our lord was 1987 Nope, it's eight billion and a half years ago, apparently. Jigsaw's a fucking liar. OK, maybe maybe this guy is a little closer to like y'all's thing, I guess, because he's a serial killer. I'm kind of offended by that.
00:46:10
Speaker
Give me why he's not like supernatural. You guys are all a little bit super. Well, not Jigsaw anyway. He kills people. He kills people. Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs. How old is that guy? Um, like today Hannibal Lecter's birthday was today. How old would he be? And he's still alive. Yeah. Okay. So in the nineties, I guess he was fucking what 50 or 45. So I don't know. They're all aging similar. ah I was probably a billion-year-old one. 80, right? He was literally a guy. He was a guy. Yeah. He was like a dude. He was not in dreams. Anthony Hopkins in the fucking 90s, correct? Yep. Early 90s. Yep. And or it's like 20, 24, 30 years. ah I don't fucking know, like 70 fucking two. 70 fucking two. 100 fucking zero. Okay, 100 fucking zero.
00:47:10
Speaker
Uh, 80. Scabbadook. You got this one. Nice. How old does this happen? 91. 91. He's just a regular dude being 91 in 2024. Uh. So it would have been closer to 60 in the nineties, I guess. Yeah, I guess so. And plus I think that movie was set like earlier than it actually came out too. Cause I think Manhunter is actually supposed to be in the seventies or something like that. I think for a game, you're supposed to have reasons. Yeah, like I researched their any good, not their lore. OK. All right. I got one more. time I got one more of this one. The xenomorph from Alien. Oh, the alien from the mother, I guess. The first one, the first alien, movie first alien, just the first alien movie. Well, I do. I am friends with the H.R. Deaker.
00:48:03
Speaker
I can tell. find z the off Yes, of course. You guys are from the same city. but yeah Yes, we come from a similar region. His ancestry didn't move out to Alberta, but, you know, we we keep we kept in touch. RIP, man. Fucking hot IP, I guess. I don't know. He's probably a weirdo. But anyway, you know, one of those friends you about don't really want to know too much about. He made the xenomorph a little too sexy.
00:48:29
Speaker
I mean, that was his whole thing. He was like, I wanted to be scary, but kind of sexy. Um, but it's okay. The microphone he made, how old that alien from alien in 2024. How long does it take like a, but from the baby alien that comes out of the stomach? Like how long does it take for that baby to get big? That is a good question. And something that you would need to know to answer this question. I feel like weirdly young.
00:48:53
Speaker
I feel like weirdly young. How? 20. OK. 24. Wait, today or negative 20. I don't know, because it it's in the future. So I'm going to have a birthday now. Yeah, wait. That's what I'm. the But oh, yeah, I see you're doing a trick. So minus 20 is my guess. OK, Scott, but Duke, what the fuck are you going to say? Scott, Duke? Absolute zero. I don't know. Yeah. yeah Yeah, ah I'd say the Jigsaw's closest, because it is in the future. That was my trick question. But also, Xenomorph was under 24 hours. That's how old it was before it died. See, that's what I was asking. I'm like, OK, I think it goes fast from baby alien to Xenomorph. We all know were dancing around. Yeah, yeah. The whole concept, yeah. So that this game, Scabadook, or Sorinotska, yeah, Scabadook, Scabadook won this one.
00:49:51
Speaker
No, I don't, I don't acknowledge. Finally. It's true. Redemptions. All fucking. Yes. All right. The next game we're going pro here, guys. Are you ready for.
00:50:07
Speaker
is It. Cake. In this game, I have 12 sound clips that I will play. that's fun Each person gets four clips. And all you got to do is examine the sound clip from a distance and tell me, is it a ah Maybe let's do a rock, paper, scissors between the three of you to see who goes
Is It Cake? Sound Challenge
00:50:37
Speaker
first. We'll see. How about you just pick somebody? All right. there's No way. We're all. it's read about You go first. Sounds good. All right. Here we go. Is it cake? Absolutely not. Yes. No. boom
00:50:53
Speaker
but but um Yes. Jigsaw. Jigsaw likes cake. Is that canonical? You are correct. I feel like it's been brought up before. Love cake. Big fan. Yeah. Love cake. All right. Scuba Duke, are you ready? I was born ready for this. Not really, but I'm ready. Here we go. Scrambled eggs. Is it cake? Scuba Yaga loves that song.
00:51:20
Speaker
It's not cake. It's not cake. Oh, okay. That is correct. That is correct. All right. Are you ready? All right. Here we go.
00:51:37
Speaker
It is cake. Oh, it is cake. You guys are pretty good at this game. So Jigsaw, are you ready for your second clue? Yeah, I'm ready. OK, here we go.
00:51:52
Speaker
Oh, that's Rihanna and Chris Brown. Is it cake? wait a second it's good when is it cake there's no parameters around is it cake is it cake the only question is the only question it is cake then yes it is cake it's not cake you are correct it is yes you want to try it make you my bitch scavadook here we go here's your second clip cantalo
00:52:24
Speaker
I actually don't know what that is. Do you need to hear that again? I mean, I do. Oh, for an answer, no, but I want to. Okay, here we go. Cantaloupes. What is that from?
00:52:38
Speaker
It is from my man Snoop. Fruit Juice by Snooply. Snoop? Yeah. Not cake. Not cake, that is correct. No, it's cantaloupes. Cantaloupes is not cake. Cantaloupes is not cake. All right.
00:52:53
Speaker
Scubby Yaga, are you ready? I'm paused up. Here we go. That sounds like cake. You are correct. That is cake. Where was cake? As a cake superstar, I know. Jigsaw, I believe you are next. Here we go. I need that again. but That one was a little tougher to hear.
00:53:19
Speaker
That sounds like cake. It sounds like cake. I'm going to say yes, cake. It is indeed cake. What is it? Sorry, I know why, but you got it. It is cake. What's the story with that sound bite? That one is from MacArthur Park.
00:53:39
Speaker
What is that? Someone left the cake out in the rain, you know? No. ah Do you know the Jurassic Park song by Weird Al? No. Okay. Well, it's the song it's the Jurassic Park song by Weird Al, but the original. Okay. And it's a cake. All brand new information. That's crazy. I've never heard that before. I'm not a Weird Al head like you. I just kind of like some songs. I'm a cherry pickin' daddy. That's fair. Scabadook, here we go. You ready? Ready. All dressed in chips. Something like chips.
00:54:09
Speaker
Not okay. That is not okay. Is that a Canadian band? Is an old-dressed Canadian? It is a Canadian band. It is actually chemo treats from Edmonton. I was like, old-dressed tips. That sounds very Canadian. ah Yeah, it's a, it is. Scabadook. Sorry. Scabayaga. Thank you. but the Similar starting syllables. Scabayaga. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, here we go.
00:54:39
Speaker
Yes, cake. It's a birthday cake. Are you sure you need to hear it again? Sure. Birthday cake. Birthday cake. So, yeah, I guess it's cake. What I said earlier. Birthday cake. Birthday cake. Birthday cake. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about birthday cake. Yes. Jigsaw. Here you go. It sounds about fucking. Yeah. Oh, sex on the beach. But it's also cake. All right.
00:55:10
Speaker
Uh, so I got, you got that correct. I think second last clip here. Everyone got all of them correct. Everyone is gone. This is crazy. Everyone's got all these correct. Uh, Scott, that's like cake. okay that's's it is it is good cakes song It's good. good. And our final clip. Here we go.
00:55:42
Speaker
Not cake. It's not cake. That is correct. Well, you guys tied on that game. Well, that's why I know. But me and Scott, the two car on same team puts ah puts Jigsaw behind the team here. So unfortunately, the odds were stacked against him. I don't think Jigsaw is going to be able to murder Rob this year. I am unless unless not are we can't combine. It's just whoever gets the most points.
00:56:12
Speaker
That's on the Game Master. Oh, no, I don't want my partner and her brother to die. So, so, yeah. Well, that's that's nice of you. Right. You can see now how this was rigged against me in a very serious way because you want these people to to live. Well, I mean, the games were designed for non-murders. What do we do with the um What do we do with the Robin Celine? Well, I'd like to at least play Voyager for about one time. Like if I had to go through all this at least one listen to Voyager, so at least I could listen to it because I haven't listened to it since yesterday.
00:56:54
Speaker
Should we get get a whole day? Should we get them? I mean, if you want to go to the chicken hut and let them out. I mean, only you can do this. I don't know what a chicken hut is. We just met today. It's a hut with chicken legs. It's actually just right up back. Oh, but did you brought it? laure are Are they just here? I hear this whole thing. Well, no, I have to let go. out I like have to go out a little bit. Like, I mean, if they're really listening, maybe, but okay. Well, yeah, go get them. Okay.
00:57:25
Speaker
Hi guys! Hey, so what's going on? ah I mean, I just threw up a bunch. I've been in a spinning chicken hut. Isn't that fucking nuts? Yeah, that scaba yaga. Me and Rob saw these like sick ass horses and we had to fucking know obviously. And there was one horse and there was another horse and there was a third horse. And then all of a sudden we were out of fucking spinning in a chicken hut.
00:57:45
Speaker
I was literally thinking about the horses the entire time I was in there. yeah Could not get them out of my head. Like to wear all white on a white horse, all red on a red horse. How often have you seen a red horse?
00:57:58
Speaker
Well, I never have to think about it. Well, back on a black horse, that's metal as hell. I got it. I have a question, though. Rob, are the horses still there? Yeah, yeah, the horses should still be there. OK, I got to go, guys. I got a place to be this. I don't I don't want him getting too comfortable near Michael. You know, I go for you. What's up real quick before you go, Jigsaw? Fuck you.
00:58:28
Speaker
stop i already really like you to i loves that Yeah, that's very funny. Uh, yeah, I can't leave him mal alone. I'm, I'm going to go. All right. Uh, it's got scummy. Thank you for coming. Yes. i guess it was Let's hang out sometime. Um, and we'll hang out like vibes way. well vibe but to Yeah. Y'all should go to the rainforest cafe.
00:58:51
Speaker
Hell fucking yes. I'm of age now. We can fucking crush some cocktails. Fucking I love drinks that are mostly ice and sugar and berry any alcohol like that is my shit. So yes, we should fucking go. Hell yeah. And also it's the best when you like take a little bit of an edible before you go and you can just like vibe out with the monkeys so we can just get into that.
00:59:15
Speaker
Well yeah, bye bye with the monkeys. Hell yeah, fucking bye bye with the monkeys. Oh yeah, that's- Some people say they're monkeying around. Oh hey Rob, good to see you. Fuck you too. OK, goodbye. Yeah, I saw you were here. So what was Joey like running this whole show? Yeah, it was kind of a fucking framework to be honest. OK, I'm going to get out here too. Goodbye. I feel I don't want to stay, stay, stay, stay. All right. Did you do the new 311? Oh, yeah, of course. We'll listen to it like six times. It's great.
00:59:55
Speaker
I miss the, the, the feldy production, but it's still pretty good. Return to form for sure. That sounds about right. That tracks. I'm just saying like Jigsaw and this other, the scabayaga lady that just kidnapped us. They're they're both gone. Scabadook, you're the only one here, I guess. ah We're going to close up the episode. ah Do you want to plug anything? Oh, that all me. Oh, baby. so I mean, you know, the.
01:00:24
Speaker
The Rainforest Cafe has great food. I would suggest stopping by there. Nice. The menu is great. They've got lots of different cocktails. um I would suggest the New 311 album. That's very good. um They self-released it, I believe. I can't remember, to be honest with you. I'm pretty sure they did. But if they really wanted to choose a label, they probably would have chose Scott Bung International because they have lots of other really cool stuff that I hear. but Yeah, Scott Bung is fucking rad. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. I think they're on Instagram.
01:00:56
Speaker
Yeah. Twitter. That's true. They got merch. They got cool bands on their label and you can buy stuff from them, right? Yeah,
Scottpunk International Promotions
01:01:05
Speaker
that's right. Yeah, that's right. Their fourth anniversary is literally this week when you're listening to this probably tomorrow. Yeah, new merch. They have stuff they just announced and they're going to announce. And I don't know. I seem like I know a lot about that label, but I don't actually because I'm into 311. So, yeah, 311 Rainforest Cafe. And maybe if you want to check something out,
01:01:26
Speaker
Scottpunk International Records. They got cool hoodie. They got cool hoodies and stuff. They got cool hoodie. Scottpunk International. They got cool hoodie. Cool hoodie. Yeah, it's true. Well, thanks for listening to Check Your Past,
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01:01:40
Speaker
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01:01:52
Speaker
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