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Ep. 154 The Deepway to Hell - Bellum Draconis
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A Hell Gate has opened, a demon arises, how will the Undying Champions survive?
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Intro written and produced by Joseph McDade
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Transcript
00:00:00
Speaker
I can do. Can I just ask? um I'm going to restart that because I just realized I coughed. ah all my six yeah Let me just clear let me just clear my throat. Old bastard.
00:00:16
Speaker
am. Hold on. Hawking it up in the sink every fucking morning. You didn't just realise. You saw our collective expression. Yeah, it's like, oh shit, what did I do? Oh, that's right. That's what I did. Nasty. Nasty boy. Nasty boy.
Introduction to the Game
00:00:57
Speaker
Hello everyone and welcome to this last episode of the Fellowship of the Tabletop, Ben and the live play 5E 2024 D&D podcast set in the magical homebrew world of Aerith in the kingdom of Dralak. Joining you for this epic battle episode we have... Willy plays the Dragobon Druid Balvalkon.
00:01:13
Speaker
We're all going to die down here. Peebie, he plays the rules consultant human cleric Emron. Let's smite some demons! The Granny Smith pie-smashing edgelord Callum, who pays the war-forged Shartafist at Alpha.
00:01:26
Speaker
Is it too late to go back inside? Ian, who pays the tiefling war-saurant Nyx Carell. It's never too late to go back inside. Darren, who plays the half-orc barbarian Tharax Hunjari. ah My name is Mark and I am playing the human blade singer Seth Farrereva.
00:01:41
Speaker
And my last, but my no means least is the whimsy weaver. I've done that once to ignore it. Fuck. I didn't highlight it. Why haven't I highlighted it? It's here somewhere. I'm going to, da fuck. Where's all gone? Dungeon Master Gunny. No, engineer engineer.
00:01:58
Speaker
Yay! Enigma Engineer, Executor of Exhilaration, the Enforcer of the Eerie, the Embodiment of Excitement, the Excreeter, Exonerator, and Pube Clegg Executor, Dungeon Master Danny. Yes, I'm all of those. Worth the way. Old Gal is ah sat watching this all through an orb and and gives us a fucking
Chaos Unfolds: Assassins & Creatures
00:02:19
Speaker
recap so we can get to it. Go! Go!
00:02:22
Speaker
Through the fire and the flames we carry on. The minds of Alpha and Sith are being red and the gnomes transform into ah the heroes and be like, stay alive, Emron.
00:02:34
Speaker
And then chaos. The calvashari assassins of Shadow Men are here to kill. There's lions and thugs and Andosphinxes. Oh, my. Barl and Seth both take out a lion. Tharok says, run, bitches. And Sparrowhawk yeets himself out of there and Nyx follows. Lion corpses become Andosphinxes.
00:02:48
Speaker
It's all pretty fucking... up there's more fleeing there's more smacking ghostwing takes on his dragon form it turns out that fire damage converts them into these ando sphinxes which is pretty fucked up alpha goes all full-on clone can can and starts blasting some bitches and the tide is turning in our favor the undying champions finally leave the fucking room kenard seals himself and the baddies in so that the group can escape and then sebastian's all like need to get to goldview shit folks And then Seth's little shit monkey opens the door to find a hell gate and demons and a fucking big old lobster demon goat thing with Prego all chained up kinky shit above a hell gate. And he's like, save me.
00:03:25
Speaker
And he gets dropped in. Let's go. You find yourself in this alleyway where this one time um
00:03:35
Speaker
bard of many different hats that is Prego the Majestic. you have endured an ever-changing relationship and connection to, has just begged you for help before being dropped into hell.
00:03:55
Speaker
Evening is setting. When you last breathed fresh air, it was just early afternoon. You were in that meeting for a fair few hours. And you'll just see the sun setting light catching the top of the temple of Akiva in the distance.
00:04:16
Speaker
In this small courtyard, however, in this alleyway, you stand amongst detritus of broken down furniture, of a number of corpses that have been disintegrated from beggars and slaves.
Combat in the Courtyard
00:04:34
Speaker
Ahead of you, however, two gold-faced, gold-armoured, plated demons, and this giant, four-armed, goat-skulled demon stands ready to charge.
00:04:52
Speaker
Before you do anything, I need everyone to roll initiative, please. Back to that fucking combat. Hell yeah. Oh, thank fuck for that. That was... Shit. Son of a bitch.
00:05:05
Speaker
Son of a mother...
00:05:15
Speaker
Okay. Has everyone rolled before I auto-initiate? Danny, can I use my heroic inspiration to re-roll my initiative roll, please? You may. Thank you.
00:05:28
Speaker
19. Ooh, that was good re-roll. Thank you. So, top of the round. It is the large demon's turn. Followed by Emron, followed by Nyx, followed by Seth, followed by the pair of the smaller gold-faced, gold-plated demons.
00:05:47
Speaker
Followed by Tharok, followed by Sparrowhawk, though he can't be seen, then Baal, then Alpha. Yes, Baal. um Because I get to roll with advantage, I think it's it's not quite come through properly on D&D Beyond because my advantage roll came up with a 21 on the initiative check.
00:06:05
Speaker
The first roll was a 10, the second was 21.
00:06:11
Speaker
I also had a roll of 30 on my... What was your new roll, please? 21 is my roll. Thank you. Yeah, it doesn't doesn't do well with advantage on initiative rolls, does it? No, it doesn't. I just found that. So 30. All
00:06:27
Speaker
all right.
00:06:31
Speaker
so Apparently this is the new initiative order. Is this right? M1's not on there. Emron's right at the bottom. Emron's last, which he won't be with a 19. No, I won't be with a 19. You can manually override me.
00:06:41
Speaker
Can everyone just give me their scores again? Because Will has messed this up. Sorry. God damn it, Will. Both Wills. Hey, look, Heroic Inspiration, re-roll. Alpha.
00:06:52
Speaker
Five. Thank you. Baal. 21. Thank you. like you Emron. 19. Thank you. Nyx. 15. Thank you.
00:07:04
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Seth. 14. Thank you. Daruk. 11. Thank you. This is probably how we should just done it. Right. of round. It is the creature's turn. It is going to let out this almighty whale as it screeches echo around the alleyways around you.
00:07:23
Speaker
And it's just going to point a finger At you, Alpha. And anyone who speaks Infernal going... Fuck's sake! Anyone who speaks Infernal will hear... She's mine. now And can you confirm your hit points for me, please, Alpha?
00:07:44
Speaker
Oh, shit. You're like 600, haven't you, I think I'm supposed say? 50. 50? 5-0? 5-0. five zero Great. You are hit by power word stun, and you are stunned, friend. Counterspell.
00:07:57
Speaker
Oh! Ooh! Yes! Now it's con save, isn't it? Yeah, con save. Well, be fair, at least you don't lose the spell slot. Level 3.
00:08:11
Speaker
So you should on the spell have an attack slash save con, and then it'll say number. 14, yeah.
00:08:24
Speaker
me Rolled a 19. o Suck it, Mr. Krabs. Thick. I tried. i appreciate it. Love you. Good try. Very good try.
00:08:35
Speaker
ah Alpha, you're stunned. and
00:08:41
Speaker
You must take a constitution saving throw at the end of each turn to try and break it. And then it's going stampede like a raging brute directly from towards you, Alpha, and it's going to use one of its hands just to knock Emron square in the face.
00:09:00
Speaker
This is like being hit by a medicine ball-sized fist directly into your face, Emron. Does A? 24 hit you.
00:09:16
Speaker
Just, yeah.
00:09:22
Speaker
You take nine points of bludgeoning damage as you're just struck with this fist. Cool. Thank you very much. Next up, it is Baal. Cool.
00:09:34
Speaker
Bart's going see this thing lumbering forwards. Eyes going to shoot sideways. He's going to say, because he speaks infernal as well, so he knows exactly what's going on, he'll say out loud in common, no, she's fucking not.
00:09:45
Speaker
And he's going to send his wildfire spirit darting as a bonus action towards Alpha, um and he can get there. How high up is the rooftop out of interest? About 80 feet.
00:09:58
Speaker
Cool.
Magical Maneuvers and Powers
00:09:59
Speaker
Okay. That will alter what I will do. But I will do the fiery teleportation to Alpha and Emron because they're both going to be within feet of ah five feet of this wildfire spirit.
00:10:14
Speaker
and just teleport them 15 feet um as his bonus action, probably onto the table to the south. so they Because he can't get them... the ah the Ideally, it would be up onto one of the roofs nearby, but he can't get them that high.
00:10:27
Speaker
ah so he's just basically teleporting them hopefully out of range of this thing. um So 15 feet to the south would be near-ish to where the table is. I probably wouldn't put him right next to this big, horrible, awful demon thing.
00:10:40
Speaker
um But that's the intention of the bonus action. get those things away it was alpha and emerald uh if they're both within five feet of each other they are yes they are yeah yeah you're able to just pull on the other side of that flattened table in front of you cool cool which leaves behind a small kind of fiery explosion i need a dex save um from the creature if it's within five feet of the wildfire spirit it will be okay it rolls a seven fails and takes seven points of fire damage.
00:11:12
Speaker
Thank you very much. Does it look like it... No, no, that's just my bonus action. Does it look like it takes that damage? Absolutely not. but like it Just a breeze of wind hit it. I've a really specific meme in my head and i don't know how i'm going to be able to describe it. Has anyone seen the T-Rex doing stand-up comedy meme where it says something and then the the joke falls flat and there's a trickle, a bead of sweat down its face like and it's got a finger gun towards the audience. That's Pyle right now.
00:11:43
Speaker
A bead of sweat. ah But he is going to turn his attention to the two other awful nasties there um and... with that fire not necessarily working out, what he's going to do is he's going to see the wood all around, shattered all around him, and he's going to slam his hand into the floor and erupting um beneath the two bad guys, nearer to that the the hell portal nasty thing.
00:12:09
Speaker
It's just these tangling vines that sprout up out of the floor. I'm casting Entangle on them, um so I need them both to make a strength save for me. Absolutely. And I'll draw it on the map for you where I'm intending to do it
00:12:23
Speaker
The one to the north rolled 23. The one to the south rolled another 11. Okay, 11 fails. 23 is successful. um So the one that failed is now restrained. And as these as these vines basically wrap up and around it, ah it can take an action to to make another strength check to to get out of it.
00:12:43
Speaker
um The other one is just in difficult terrain. yeah So that's his action. um And then just for his movement, what Baal's going to do is he's going to... Do I have any inkling as to where Sebastian would be? Because and he's invisible, obviously.
00:12:58
Speaker
You'd have to make a more dedicated check for that. Yeah, no stress. I'm not going to be able to do that. Balthier's going to move himself away from the big demon thing. He's concentrating on this spell. He's going to clamber up, if he can, onto the detritus to the south, if that is clamberable.
00:13:13
Speaker
um But that's his intention. moving Yeah, that's also difficult terrain, where there's sort of stacks of... Yeah, ahll but I'll be able to get onto it then um with my full movement. That's me. I'll draw in the area on the map now. Perfect. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. Next up is Emron.
00:13:30
Speaker
Cool. Emron's going to look to Seth and be like... Let's do this. And then he's going to raise his hammer in the air and in a Ludo's name. And he's going to jump. And as he jumps, these wings sprout from his back.
00:13:46
Speaker
And he he he sort of lifts into the air and he's going to bring his hammer, slapping into this um big fucking demon.
00:13:56
Speaker
It's what i'm going to do.
00:14:00
Speaker
Does start singing Pink Pony Club as he does?
00:14:04
Speaker
That's a 26 to hit. It hits. Thanks. like I want to keep on flabbing. So it takes 12 points of bludgeoning damage.
00:14:16
Speaker
Is that magical or non-magical? ah Does my Earthshaker deal magical damage? Magical. Yes. It then deal takes one point of force damage.
00:14:27
Speaker
Yep. And then is it ah more than one size bigger than me? It is a large creature. You are medium. So it's one size. buts so so So it's less than... So it's so it still counts.
00:14:41
Speaker
It's going to get pushed back ah five feet. Okay. So it's already backed against the building. So so it's going to go... Let me just check. You can either slightly east or slightly west.
00:14:57
Speaker
Yeah, it's going to go slightly east. Okay. Thank you very much. And then... Can it please? I'm going to use my weapon mastery. I'm going to use topple.
00:15:08
Speaker
ah Can it make a contribution saving throw, please? It can.
00:15:17
Speaker
Yeah, okay, that passes out, think. Little bitch. um Okay. ah um Let me just double check. There's anything else I can do because I did want to check, but I think
00:15:33
Speaker
Action Surge is a bonus action, maybe.
00:15:39
Speaker
I think it is. I think you can just do it. on Oh, yeah, no, it is. just That's it. So, cool. going to use my Action Surge to make another attack against... Oh, sorry, Danny.
00:15:51
Speaker
It also takes three Radiant damage from me in Angel form. Thank you. Sorry. And then now I'm going to make another attack against it um with my Hammer using Action Surge.
00:16:07
Speaker
That's a 16 to hit. Misses. you just Your hammer hits, but the the hide is so thick you just don't hit cleanly. Cool. um That's fine.
00:16:19
Speaker
and That is the end of my game. Thank you very much. Next up is the Nyx Corral. The Nyx Corral is going to Shifty to the left of Baal. So to he's following the kind of the wreckage of the buildings left of where we exited from the library and make care himself 30 feet away from the golden uh, night, the nearest one to him, which will be left to the hell portal where bars put the trap down.
00:16:50
Speaker
Um, and then when I'm 30 feet right away away, um Nix's horns are going to just spike up with purple energy as he puts both hands to the horns in his head.
00:17:04
Speaker
And from there, it seems like this orb is ah cast in between both his palms and he'll just slam that orb into the ground and watch it goes straight towards the um the golden knight
Spellcasting and Combat Tricks
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Speaker
on the left as he casts chromatic orb. and the one that's The one that's entangled.
00:17:24
Speaker
The one that's entangled. Yeah. so a one So as the orb reaches the entanglements, will almost become one with the entanglements around the feet of that ah enemy. And then it will just spark and pulse as ah I roll to hit and hopefully do some damage.
00:17:42
Speaker
I'm going to choose
00:17:46
Speaker
thunder damage for it if it works. Okay. It's restrained, so you get advantage on that one. That's really good. but but but
00:18:00
Speaker
So with advantage, that is a 16 to hit.
00:18:06
Speaker
Meets and beats. Woo! Okay. 3d8 of thunder damage. If I roll, yes, get in. That thing's going to jump. Seven points of thunder damage. Two of those rolls were two. So it's going to make a 30 foot jump to its friend as the orb then dissipates from the vines and travels almost underneath. You see this purple energy kind of travel the 30 feet between the two and it hits the um the person again. Hopefully. Do I get vantage on that one as well?
00:18:38
Speaker
It's not. Not in the next one.
00:18:42
Speaker
Not on the next one. not on the next one. I fucked up then. What roll came first? Because I just auto or i did it. Bear with.
00:18:53
Speaker
ah ah No, I'll do it again. Rehash.
00:19:00
Speaker
Okay, cool. 19. That hits. Yes. If you get another double, does that mean it jumps again? Yeah.
00:19:13
Speaker
But I don't get it that time. 14 points of thunder damage on that son of a bitch. And it's done it's done on the jump. Awesome. Thank you so much. Anything else for your turn?
00:19:24
Speaker
ah Yeah, under my breath, but loud enough for our group to hear. Don't make a fucking attack. Just out loud. That's for Sparrowhawk.
00:19:38
Speaker
Not Sparrowhawk. Yeah, Sparrowhawk. All right.
00:19:43
Speaker
It's Seth Farroweaver.
00:19:46
Speaker
cricks' neck hand down black red mist of the shadow blade appears third level in his hand he takes two steps forward and stay up at this demon goat that stands before him and a slight smile es out of the left side of his face As he ducks and then takes two big fucking hits against this creature. The first one of which is going to be 23 to hit. The second one is 24 to hit.
00:20:16
Speaker
Both hit. Fuck yeah. So the first one is 16 points of psychic damage. The second one is currently 17 points of psychic damage to 33 points of psychic damage in total.
00:20:31
Speaker
And he lands at the feet of this creature after taking two big slices out of his fucking legs, midsection, wherever it can duck and weave its way in. And Nithravar still kind of sat almost in a little pocket pouch inside. And every time he gets close, he vibrates even more with timidity.
00:20:46
Speaker
um But Seth is undeterred. Thank you. The end of my turn. The end. Sick. Good hits. Powerful hits. A fine hit. It is the Meragon, the devil that is not entangled turn.
00:21:03
Speaker
And you said it's difficult terrain. That's how you pronounce that thing. That's right, yeah. It says difficult terrain. Right. It has enough movement to advance Emron.
00:21:16
Speaker
Emron. And with its halberd drawn, it is going to take three strikes directly at you, help Emron. It's 10 feet away, so it's it's not in your five-foot reach. It's using its reach ability on the weapon because it can't quite get up close to five feet.
00:21:33
Speaker
But how do you like these apples? answer that call Callum's here. She's got an erection. Nifrha's not the only thing quivering now.
00:21:47
Speaker
It's a 15, an 18, and a 24 to hit. ah The last one is the only one that hits. Okay, great. Thank you. Wow. We'll take... 11 points of slashing damage.
00:22:06
Speaker
Cool. and out That is that guy's turn. Next up, it is the one that is restrained. Crossbow in hand, it is going to fire directly at you, Nyx Corell, the Chromatic Master, with its heavy crossbow. Say again.
00:22:28
Speaker
Disadvantage, because it's restrained. Yes, absolutely.
00:22:32
Speaker
With disadvantage, it is a 17. Misses. As you watch as this bolt the size of Seth's sword just comes flying past your face and is impaled but in the the side of the the the building beside you.
00:22:50
Speaker
Okay. And he's using action to break the restraint. Is that right? ah Yeah, yeah, that's right. yeah Great, okay. And that is all it is going to do.
00:23:02
Speaker
That's all it's going to do. ah We are on to Tharok Sanjari. Tharok, your turn. Question, has it been 10 minutes since we were inside the... No, no, about 90 seconds to 2 minutes are best. Fabulous, I'm still raging then, so...
00:23:18
Speaker
Farok is going to weigh up the battlefield and he's going to see that Emron is compromised. So he's going to sprint over to the Meragon that is attacking Emron.
00:23:33
Speaker
As he sprints, the... the flame tongue is going to come up from over his back. And just as it comes over and as it reaches, just as if it's over his shoulder blade and starts to come down to being in front of his face, the blade is just going to ignite in flames.
00:23:48
Speaker
And what Farok is going to do is he's just going to swing twice at this Meridon that is attacking Emron. Okay.
00:24:04
Speaker
First one of the 23 to hit. Dang. Hits.
00:24:11
Speaker
It takes five points of slashing damage. Magical and non-magical. Magical.
00:24:18
Speaker
Thank you. And then on top of that, it takes 11 points of fire damage.
00:24:26
Speaker
Thank you. He will then swing again.
00:24:32
Speaker
It's time for a 15 to hit. That misses. Okay. So yeah, what Farrakh will do is he'll come in and he'll cleave in first time as this creature is focusing on Emron with the flame tongue.
00:24:45
Speaker
And as the flames bite and the embers spit out, he'll pull out and he'll probably catch the halberd on the second go. So there's a clash of steel. And then and that's the end of as your strike makes contact, it sort of winces in the first impact of it. And as the flames sort of follow through, that wince just turns to a grin and it smiles Deep, deep, deep in your soul, Therok Sonjari.
00:25:10
Speaker
But that's the end of his turn. That will be fun. It's Sparrowhawk's turn. I'm going to remove him from the map um because you cannot see him. But Seth, you will hear in your mind and in your ear at the same time because he's close enough to say it.
00:25:28
Speaker
What do I do?
00:25:36
Speaker
the end of his turn.
00:25:38
Speaker
Alpha. Constitution saving throw, please. you want to try to resist your stun. Can i just ask, Danny, I'm assuming we're using the new rules for stunned. I believe, yes, we are. Okay.
00:25:51
Speaker
I can still move under new rules. Even though I'm incapacitated, for some strange reason, I can still have movement. Is that from your book of bullshit, Callum?
00:26:03
Speaker
No, no, the old stun stops you from moving. The new one technically doesn't unless I pass the power word stun effect. No, you're correct. You're correct. Yeah, for some reason. i guess It makes no sense. yeah I'm going to agree. It makes no sense. But I can still move.
00:26:19
Speaker
So I'm fucking backing off from big, scary goat man as much as I can. I'm going to put myself down next to Baal. Great. Put a fucking target on our backs. No, just Baal. Just Baal. Perfect. Perfect. I'm staying near the man that's got lots of healing and can attack from a distance.
00:26:38
Speaker
But yes, aside from that, I will make a constitution saving throw, please. 23. shit.
00:26:47
Speaker
Yep, you are no longer stunned, but you've lost that turn. yeah Yeah, it's at the end of the turn. So nothing else I will do. Great. As the round ends, there's a brief moment of quiet.
00:27:01
Speaker
You just hear the scraping of chains on the roof above you.
00:27:07
Speaker
As one of the devils that was suspending Prego moments ago, ah similar one of it ah appears on the rooftop and these chains just drape down into the alleyway.
00:27:20
Speaker
Top the round, however, it is the Glabrizu's turn. like please The Glabrizu is going to see four of you, three of you, in its vicinity.
00:27:34
Speaker
and it's just going to smile. And as it sort of unfurls and flexes its whole body, there's two giant pincers have a very large reach on them, unfurl first, and these smaller human-sized sort of arms begin to pummel underneath. It's going to unleash its multi-attack, which has four hits.
00:27:52
Speaker
One on Seth was a fist. One on Emron is a fist. However, there's going to be a pincer on Tharox and Jari, and there's going to be a pincer on Sparrowhawk, because this creature knows exactly where Sparrowhawk is.
00:28:06
Speaker
Motherfucker!
00:28:10
Speaker
Seth, you're about to get punched in the face for a 23 to hit. it's
00:28:21
Speaker
You take... I'm dead. Eight points of bludgeoning damage. Cool, thank you. Emron, you're about to get punched. I can take it. For an 11 to hit. Takes on the chin like a champ.
00:28:35
Speaker
Tharok will do you first. You are going to...
00:28:42
Speaker
Be hit for... Ooh, 22. Yeah, that hits.
00:28:51
Speaker
ah You are currently grappled, and you are going to sustain... piercing damage as this claw just goes through your core and rips you into... Has that been halved?
00:29:07
Speaker
It has not been halved. thank Man, I fucking miss Barbarian. andliche do this whole day Can you check the rules of invisibility, please, Nyx? Yeah, absolutely. If the target is sustains any damage.
00:29:19
Speaker
ah So, it all it says is a creature you touch has the invisible condition until the spell ends. The spell ends early, immediately after the target makes an attack roll, deals damage or casts a spell. Doesn't say anything about having damage dealt to it.
00:29:36
Speaker
Thank you. Fuck. Hence why Nick said, some don't fucking do anything. Did Sparrowhawk gain advantage for his initiative role?
00:29:48
Speaker
he was invisible? ah Yeah. Okay.
00:29:53
Speaker
ah I can post-Humas Lee do that. It's right. I was just curious. I didn't play at the time. Was Sparrowhawk grappled or he just swung at him?
00:30:06
Speaker
Both claws are now suspended in the air. You can see in one of them, Tharok is being lifted. And the other claw is doing the exact same thing, but you just can't see. there's There seems to be just air in the pizza.
00:30:19
Speaker
Fuck Maybe bits of blood. And maybe bits of blood. If any of you are close enough to perceive that. Just a heads up, he's got five extra hit points because of the aid spell from from last week.
00:30:30
Speaker
Hopefully that makes a difference. Thank you very much. They're not temp, they're just extra hit points. Well, Balvalcon, it's your turn. Cool. Okay.
Demon Assault Intensifies
00:30:41
Speaker
i this chain ah This chain devil has appeared, what on this 80-foot roof?
00:30:45
Speaker
Yes, you just see these like chains just drape over and hit the ground at the top of it. It's just like a human figure, but imagine there's no flesh and it just swirls of black chain with a fiery core in the middle. Cool.
00:30:58
Speaker
And are all the roofs nearby equally? Yeah. Yeah. Everything in this district was kind of built at once. o
00:31:08
Speaker
and ba with ah with Alpha right next to Baal he's just going to say to him Alfredo, if they come to you, I'm getting you up and out of here.
00:31:19
Speaker
Just make sure you're by my side if it gets real. And he is going to change entirely what his plan was going to be. He's still going to kind of scoot himself backwards a little bit on top of this terrain, whatever it is behind, because he's concentrating um on this spell.
00:31:38
Speaker
And what he's going to do is he is going to kind of...
00:31:44
Speaker
He's going to try and calm himself. He's going to try and calm himself down and he is going to try to channel the feelings of his brood mother, but not in the traditional sense, more through memory, more through the connection that he's felt most likely since Valkyraeth has kind of been there and the impact that she's had on him as well.
00:32:12
Speaker
And swirling in his chest is this kind of almost like white light somewhat. And it makes its way out to his hand and he's just going to hold his hand forwards.
00:32:23
Speaker
And it's just going to this mote of light is just going to beam from his hand forwards towards the ah big guy. And what he's doing is he's casting Starry Wisp and for the first time.
00:32:36
Speaker
And this Starry Wisp, it's a 19 to hit. That will hit. Awesome. um Is going to splatter into this guy for 11 points of radiant damage.
00:32:51
Speaker
um And... until the end of my next turn, that target is going to emit a dim light and basically stops it from being able to turn invisible. Not that that was his intention at all. It's just that this is the the only damage type that Baal has that is not fire based.
00:33:08
Speaker
So it's, yeah, radiant damage is that kind of blast in seeing obviously the effect that that the fire has had previously. That's his action. um His bonus action.
00:33:19
Speaker
Is Baal going to know? He knows that Sebastian's invisible. I've got a relatively high perception, but I'm putting this down to you, Danny. Do you think Bile would be able to ascertain from where he is now that Sebastian is in the the second claw?
00:33:44
Speaker
think your passive perception's high enough to think but's that's likely. Pieces it together. He's he's relatively wise. um Okay. So what he'll do is he'll have the wildfire spirit for his bonus action, dart up towards the second hand, and fiery teleportation 15 feet away from and back to the ground.
00:34:05
Speaker
um ah Sebastian, he's obviously got to be willing. and let Oh, let me just read the wording of the spell, because if it says someone that you can see, obviously that means that I can't do that at all. Correct. um And so I wouldn't.
00:34:18
Speaker
But... ah No, no, no, that's not the right one. I'm sorry, I'm looking through this. I should know this. I've used this far too many times, but no, apparently not. I'm still shit.
00:34:30
Speaker
ah Each willing creature of your choice within five feet of it. Okay. Yes. doesn't say anything about me having to see it. Awesome. it well So what you'd effectively see is, aszz he's kind of as I've described it before, the mouth of this grows impossibly large and just engulfs the hand.
00:34:47
Speaker
And hopefully Sebastian that's within it and teleports him out. um So I need another saving throw. Although there's no point if it doesn't take damage from it, there's there's no point in it taking that making that saving throw. um And if no one's within five feet of that explosion, then they won't have to. i'll do the same though. I want you to roll your damage, please.
00:35:03
Speaker
heal Oh, because I'm healing the fucking bitch. Because healing it. It's a a dex 15 to avoid all damage. And once again, I've rolled max, which is nine points of fire damage. You've rolled 12.
00:35:15
Speaker
Cool, he fails and he he takes, inverted commas, nine points of fire damage. Thank you very much. Yes, but hopefully Sebastian is is back down on the ground. Healing the wrong side, Baal.
00:35:28
Speaker
You're fighting fire with literal fire. He wasn't, and then he is. Is that the end of your turn? Yeah, that's me. i can do Okay, Emron, you're up.
00:35:40
Speaker
I'm going to smash it. ah Yeah, Emron's, he's the an angel form, this golden radiance coming from him. ah Wings there. taking this hit from this Meragon that Tharok was engaging.
00:35:51
Speaker
um How old tall is the big goat demon? He's about seven feet taller than you. Okay. So I was just trying to think about whether I can get out range of rain to the Meragon's little halvi bit of like I'm just going hit this big demon thing with my hammer again.
00:36:12
Speaker
Keep it simple.
00:36:19
Speaker
That's a 26 to hit. That hits.
00:36:27
Speaker
It takes 12 points of magical bludgeoning damage. Thank you. It also takes... Four points of Force Damage.
00:36:38
Speaker
Thank you. And three points of Radiant Damage.
00:36:42
Speaker
Thank you. And then with my bonus action, Emron will ah say, Iludo will be with me, and I'm going to cast Healing Word on myself. Nice. Because I'm down to less than half hit points.
00:36:53
Speaker
Nice.
00:36:57
Speaker
Anything else? You get smashed. Yeah, unless it's going to counter that. No, I'm going to give myself 12 points of healing back. Thank you. Mixed Corral. He's going to, after that successful Chromatic orb is going to dip back into the sorcerer pocket. So one hand is grasping old girl's orb and it starts to crackle with energy, almost like there's something contained within it, just waiting to burst out. And so he's going to take that energy and with his free hand, jut out to the Meragon directly in front of him, the closest one, and cast Sorcerer's Burst, taking the energy from the orb.
00:37:34
Speaker
And is is a plus six to hit 16 that's gonna fucking do it the one that's entangled The one that's entangled again, yeah. Yeah, 16 hits. um Yeah, it's the closest one to Nyx.
00:37:52
Speaker
That's 2d8. If I roll it, no, I don't. Seven points of thunder damage. As the as the energy starts to reach the Meragon, it starts to decide what kind of element it becomes. And in typical Nyx fashion, two strikes of thunder hit that motherfucker.
00:38:11
Speaker
Nice. End of my go. Thank you very much. Seth Ferrariva.
00:38:19
Speaker
I'm going to smack it with my sword. But first, you do notice, Emron, well, just Emron, really, because Theric's being garrotted at the moment. and Emron, you do hear some weird little noises coming from Nithravar, kind of like the dirge singing but kind of i think think jim from uh friday night dinners like that coming from the pocket he's trying to but he can't seth's like smacking his pocket like willing him on but he's unable to do it for for flavor he's trying to cast um uh blade song but nithravel's not playing ball so he's not going to get that
00:39:00
Speaker
Saves him his bonus action though, which he's going to use to his it again. so I'm going to take a bunch of hits against the creature, starting with my Shadow Blade first of all, which the first hit is a 15 to hit.
00:39:13
Speaker
Misses. Second one is 17 hit. Hits. hits I'm then going to use my heroic inspiration to re-roll that first one to a nice, sexy 11 to hit, which I have to use.
00:39:28
Speaker
Yes, thank you. Cool, good stuff. ah So I'll just take the 17 to begin with, though. That is going to be 17 points of ah um psychic damage. Then with the the scimitar of wounding, I'm going to roll out 19 hit.
00:39:43
Speaker
that hits so the first bit of damage here is all uh slashing damage at seven points of slashing damage with a follow up 2d6 of necrotic damage to three points of necrotic damage as well breaking it down just in case they have yes different factors appreciate it and there please everyone do that Yeah, that is all the damage he can do.
00:40:05
Speaker
He's then, for flavor more than anything, going to scuttle around the edge of the creature so that I know it doesn't give me flanking. It's not a thing, but just Emron on one side, Seth on the other, and surrounding it, trying to, don't know, split its attention.
00:40:19
Speaker
I know it's not a thing. It's just a flavor. That's me, Dem. Great. Thank you very much. ah It is the unbound Meragon's turn. and it is going to almost like a flourish, move its Halbar from its right hand side onto its left hand side, tuck it in tight into its shoulder, and it's going to head down, charge directly at Alpha, invoking Tharok opportunity attack from you. What have equipped, Tharok?
00:40:47
Speaker
Isn't Tharok grappled? He's grappled, but that won't stop him from attacking. i What weapon do you have equipped? I have the flametongue equipped. Okay, fine. it um So, yes, if you want to, opportunity attack is possible.
00:41:02
Speaker
I can't dismiss those flames until my turn, and I'm aware it smiled at me after I hit it with flames, so I don't want to heal it. So, no, I'm not going to take that off attack opportunity. Okay.
00:41:13
Speaker
In which case, Alpha, you're about to get three hits from the Halbert. Ah, shit. 19, 21, natural 20. No, no. ah twenty one a natural twenty no Oh, fuck.
00:41:27
Speaker
Every single one hits. mean, you've got quite a high AC for a sorcerer, to be fair. That'll piss it. I've just realized I could have healed it, but i have sentinel, so I could stopped that fucking moving. but Oh, wait. No, hang on. I'll look at the wrong thing. i'm going to cast shield.
00:41:40
Speaker
I can cast shield. um I can spells. That protects you from the first two, but not the crit. Yes, I can protect the gate to the first two, but not the crit. Okay. Okay.
00:41:59
Speaker
Oh, man. ah that's it. There's a lot of rolling going off. The silence is killing me. It's not loads. It's not loads. Not like this. Not like this. It's 21 points. Sorry, 20 points of slashing damage.
00:42:14
Speaker
Could have been worse. Taking out the can, man. Next Ryan. attack Next Ryan is just going to go, and does PowerWide kill hit your armor class? Yeah. and But that would have been pretty lethal, I imagine, if all three hit.
00:42:27
Speaker
Oh my god, yes. Yeah, that was a good shield, man. it's good shield ah Great. Thank you so much for me. The Miragon is bound again. Sticking to its crossbow is going to take another shot at you, Nyx Carell.
00:42:43
Speaker
I don't want it to. For a juicy 19. Is that with disadvantage? Oh. A juicy 19. Oh, oh I don't want it to.
00:42:55
Speaker
Um, uh, ba-ba-da. Ooh-ba. Ooh-ba. Ooh-ba. Ooh, do I want to fucking... We don't like fire. Fire, they like. They like fire.
00:43:10
Speaker
I'm going to hit it. Take it. Give it to me. Give it to me. ah You take 12 points of piercing damage as this giant bolt hits you straight through the arm. Yeah, mistake. Total mistake. Shouldn't have done that. That was a bad choice on my part.
00:43:24
Speaker
Fun times for Nyx. You also need to concentration check on your invisibility spell. Motherfucker!
00:43:31
Speaker
That's great shout. Sorry. No. Is that just a straight D20? It's a con save. It is a con save. Thank you. q co ah That's a nine. He pops back into view.
00:43:47
Speaker
You all look as right beneath the wildfire spirit is an unconscious sparrowhawk bleeding out from the gut.
Rage and Rescue Efforts
00:43:59
Speaker
Man, am I glad that fucking failed. Jesus Christ, almost killed him again. He could have died without us. Fucking hell, Nyx. Jesus. How many rounds has he had? He's only had one death save. He's only had one. His turn is after Therox, and Therox is right now. Therox, if you wish to escape your grapple, you can, but you you also have actions available to you. Fuck me.
00:44:21
Speaker
Oh my God. Oh.
00:44:28
Speaker
yeah muted there You're muted, You're muted.
00:44:33
Speaker
Farrok, as soon as he sees Sebastian fall on the floor, hes he would just let out this, ra and he's just going to use his arms to just prise this claw open, or attempt to anyway.
00:44:46
Speaker
and So I will roll for that. Go for it. I'm raging, so this is an advantage.
00:44:56
Speaker
That's a 19 to try and rip himself free. You break out of the grapple. And what Farrakh is then going to do is he's going to sprint over. I can't do anything to heal Sebastian because I've just used an action.
00:45:08
Speaker
um And he's going to put himself between the best he can do, which is put himself between Sparrowhawk and the Meridun and Alpha. And he's just going to scream, fight me at this Meridun.
00:45:22
Speaker
And that's all he can do this turn because he'll have to use his bonus action to extend his rage.
00:45:30
Speaker
Make an Attimulation check.
00:45:35
Speaker
This I also get to make an advantage, because while I'm Raging, I can do it as a Strength
00:45:46
Speaker
check. 25. Great. Thank you. ah It is Sparrowhawk's turn. Sparrowhawk is going to make a Death Save.
00:45:58
Speaker
It is now... Alpha's turn. So we can res him if he dies. Yeah. um Question for Emron, just quickly.
00:46:10
Speaker
Do you know when you bought all those health potions? Yep. Did you actually give everybody one or were you being really pissy about it? I was being really pissy about it. Everyone else was being bitches. So i I did give them out to me and Seth because some of you were being bitches about it.
00:46:24
Speaker
Okay, fine. Go fuck yourself, Callum. Consequences, bitch. ah Right. Okay. um I have no way to heal. Right.
00:46:37
Speaker
Okay. I'm going to move
00:46:40
Speaker
around to the north around the Meragon. move around to the north around the marraagonng um to Sparrowhawk.
00:46:53
Speaker
I don't actually know this for the new ones. I'm assuming I can still do like a medicine check to try and stabilize. yeah Because I want to do that. I want to do that.
00:47:05
Speaker
Go for it. I have a minus one to medicine. And I roll a 15. Stabilized. Awesome. like Good job, man. Fucking A. Good job. Right.
00:47:17
Speaker
Okay. um I'm going to check. Do I have line of sight on any of these roofs that are around us? I mean, you can see Do you have eyes?
00:47:30
Speaker
the the Like the awnings of the underside of the roof. But I can't see on top of the roof. They're 80 feet above you. You'd need a neck 85 feet length.
00:47:42
Speaker
if you have Go gadget neck. yeah ah do It's not just my dick that extends. go Go gadget giraffe neck.
00:47:55
Speaker
It's quite a flat city. If you're hoping for some kind of hill.
00:48:03
Speaker
Not quite that. What I'm going to do then... um I don't know if i can do all of this with what I have left. Basically, I want to try and grab Sparrowhawk, now that it's stabilized. You're going in King Kong, aren't you?
00:48:18
Speaker
And I'm going to Thunderstep the fuck out of there, carrying Sparrowhawk. Now, ideally, I wanted to try and take him on top of one of the roots, but if that's not... too tall, yeah.
00:48:30
Speaker
Yeah, if that's too tall, I have 90 feet worth of movement, so I can actually take him to the other side of the hell pit. Mm-hmm. um just well, well way out the way. Yeah, closer to the point that they wanted him to be. I like it.
00:48:43
Speaker
I'm just away from fucking everything right now. um so I want to kind of take him to other side. Well, i've still got a view of everything that's going off, but me and Sparrowhawk are just well away from everybody at the moment.
00:48:55
Speaker
Okay. So it's more so if you let me pick him up. Can you do that as an action, being as you've got, you've used your action to stabilize him? Thunderstep is a bonus action? It is. I have metamagic and I can use two sorcery points to turn Thunderstep into a bonus action for it.
00:49:10
Speaker
Tell the listeners, Colin. I'm getting there, Will. You can't rush me. It doesn't work like that. Yeah, he's not wrong, though. You need to tell the listeners. yeah Yeah, he's not wrong. He's edging the rules out.
00:49:22
Speaker
Yeah, I am. So I can do it as a bonus action for Thunderstep. yeah So if you'll let me pick him up and get the fuck out of there. ye My understanding of Thundership is that Therok and Miragon are going to take damage. They are, and I do apologize there, Darren, but I don't have don't think I have enough movement to drag him out of the
00:49:44
Speaker
I am very, very sorry, but I'm just trying to Sparrowhawk out of there. So we're just going to Thundership over there, and this the only time really I want damage to not be very good.
00:49:55
Speaker
Oh, it's actually a con-saving throw. Okay, cool.
00:50:01
Speaker
and and So that's 19 for the Maragon. Darren? Darren, saving throw. Yeah, I'm rolling it.
00:50:12
Speaker
There's a wildfire spirit effect by that as well. 15 for Farrakh. ah Meet to meet, so you're only going to take half damage anyway. Oh, this is when I roll well. So 23.
00:50:25
Speaker
So both of you take half damage and then Tharok, you take half damage again. Can you roll the Walfire Spirit? That's only physical. If it's lightning, he's got to take the full half. It's fucking hell, Ian, knowing a rule. Holy shit. I know. He knows barbarians. barbarian shit, man.
00:50:39
Speaker
He's on point. That's true. It's like the ABC books of D&D playing a barbarian. Perfect. and i even Even that for you, dude, I'm impressed. Thanks, man. He was straight on it. What was half the damage again? Sorry, Callum.
00:50:52
Speaker
We're in 11, rounded down. Yeah, I'll die. So 11's half, or...? 11's already been halved. Okay, cool, thank you Although you... I'm fine, Wildfire Spirit gets hit. What was your constitution saving throw?
00:51:05
Speaker
Do you make one for the Wildfire Spirit, or does it just hit? Yeah, the Wildfire Spirit made one, it was like 20-something. so Oh, yeah, yeah, so 11 points of thunder damage. Yep.
00:51:15
Speaker
Cool. It takes it. Awesome. I'm actually out for now. I'm on the other side of the hell pit. That's everything I can do. Thank you. Bottom of the round is the chain devil's turn.
00:51:28
Speaker
So the chain devil is going to kind of lean out off the, keep saying awning of the roof. like What do you call the lip of a roof?
00:51:39
Speaker
A lip. A lip? Great. Call it that. Gutter. Gutter. Past the gutter if the gutter were on its building. And just kind of levitates there because the chains are kind of keeping it held up and propelled to this building.
00:51:50
Speaker
And then like the longest sleeves you've ever seen on a person, it is just going to flick its right arm. And this chain with a hook at the end is going to peer straight through the chest of the meragon that is um ah entangled.
00:52:08
Speaker
And then the line is going to get taut. And then the devil is going to almost like a grappling hook itself into the Maragon. The Maragon is going to sustain some damage from that, but it's using that to kind of tether itself forward, leaving behind this other long chain from its other arm back on the roof.
00:52:28
Speaker
Just roll the Maragon's damage. but It was willing, so it took it.
00:52:36
Speaker
And then with this very long line of chain, it's going to like shake it in a wave-like fashion until it sort of forms the rigidity of a whip.
00:52:48
Speaker
And you just see this 200-foot chain swirl over the roof of the battlefield, over the into the sky, and lands behind Sparrowhawk and Alpha.
Hellish Challenges
00:53:01
Speaker
And it begins to slowly contort like a snake. Please don't move my flame flaming portal. That's a accident. I'm sorry. was trying to put... I was trying to... it. The chain is going to contort like a snake around you, Alpha, and you are grappled.
00:53:19
Speaker
Oh, for fuck's sake, Alpha. The fucking hell! Yep. Bastard paperweight. Why should you... Top of the round, don't you? The Glabrizu.
00:53:31
Speaker
Seth Faraheva behind it. Everyone in front of it. What's it going to do? Well, first it's going to cast a spell. It is going to cast a spell that's only going to affect. No, it is going to just about reach Tharok, Nyx, and Bal Valkon.
00:53:45
Speaker
I need all of you, please, who I've just mentioned, to make a... Count to spell. not no ah say A wisdom saving throw, but go on if you want to. I'm doing it.
00:53:57
Speaker
counterspell on that as nix recognizes and hears the uh the magical incarnations of the words he's gonna just summon forward and try and break the spell and wrestle all that spell kind of mentally in the air and he's just kind of break it that's uh 14 on a con saving throw 14 yeah i rolled a 14 you got 14 So you want a wisdom saving and throw, do you? It's tight. It's tight.
00:54:28
Speaker
yeah I need a wisdom saving throw from those folks, please. Not Emron and Seth, just to check. No, this is a ranged spell.
00:54:40
Speaker
Fucking burning my shit! No, it's a good idea then, next. Well done, you're useful. Good luck. um I don't know if I'm being useful. I'm trying. Tharok, what did you get? 14. Bal, what did you get?
00:54:52
Speaker
26. Nyx, what'd you get? nineteen 19. Okay. Barrel and Nyx, you're fine. Tharok, you are confused. And on the start of your turn, you'll find out what happens. Okay?
00:55:04
Speaker
Thank you. And then with its fists, it's just going to punch Seth and it's going to punch Emron because ah you are still in its reach. So, Seth, does a 21 hit you?
00:55:17
Speaker
Shield. No, it doesn't hit you.
00:55:21
Speaker
uh emron does a 14 hit you no takes it on the armor and be like we're tanking this bitch all right tank away best day of your life yeah best day of my life cool uh so bal was just the last thing he said to alpha was like make sure if you're in trouble get close to me and then alpha just
00:55:46
Speaker
to the other side of the fucking map. Terribly sorry. um Can't even see about how far away he is. Bile for a second is just going to go, what the fuck? And he's he's struggling with what to do. He's going to just basically pipe up and say, we need a plan. We need a fucking plan. um And
00:56:06
Speaker
I think I'm going to drop concentration on the Entangle spell. Okay. because it's i mean it's it's useful because it's there for that that other guy. um But yeah, just as a free action, he's going to drop it because he needs to concentrate on some big boy things now.
00:56:24
Speaker
And what he's going to do is he's going to breathe fire down into his arms, ah both hands throw it down to the floor beneath him, and a 30-foot aura of vitality is going to ah swirl beneath him And immediately pumps seven points of healing into the most injured-looking person within 30 feet. And I don't know whether if where I am.
00:56:50
Speaker
I'm assuming that's Emron. Oh, no, Tharix has taken a big old fucking whack as well, hasn't he? Nyx, I think, was mostly fine. ah i i mean, i I'm guessing that it would be... because Tharix can take a beating there That's the thing.
00:57:08
Speaker
Nick, how bad is Nix looking? Nix is not so happy about having a fucking harpoon put through his arm. Oh yeah, he got harpooned, that's true. And Baal would have seen that. And I think, because I'm assuming Baal is raised a little bit where he is, 30 feet is just outside of the range of Emron.
00:57:24
Speaker
So, yeah, won't able to... I'm a table. That's true. That's very true. No one penetrates Nix Baal. Is Emron within 30 feet the range? Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:37
Speaker
Danny, would you say Emron's within 30 foot? Sorry, I was distracted by Mark's comment. Sorry. What did you say? If Emron's within 30 foot, it's going to Emron because he knows that everyone's taken. Emron is just on the cusp of 30 foot, yeah.
00:57:49
Speaker
Yeah, okay. Yep, seven points of healing to Emron. Thanks, babe. As Baal starts concentrating. Don't you call him, babe. No worries, babe. You back off. Yeah, you heard. On this spell, it makes sense to move the wildfast spirit, but what Baal is going to do...
00:58:05
Speaker
is he's going to steal... I should have done this first. Fucking idiot. What fucking idiot. idiot Well, I've said it now. and He's going to activate his Cape of Exploding Flight.
00:58:22
Speaker
Yeah, boy. He's going to steal some fire in to ignite his cape. It means he's going to take damage, which means he's got to make a con save.
00:58:32
Speaker
Which means I'm a fucking idiot. I think it's just a single D8, isn't it? A fire damage. So let's see what that is. He gives himself three points of fire damage, which is already halved because he's resistant.
00:58:45
Speaker
I've now got to make a con save. Okay. Don't roll shit. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Phew. At advantage, I maintain concentration on the third level spell that I already fucking fucked to. Your wildfire spirit disappears, as does Tharok's flame tongue enchantment.
00:59:03
Speaker
So immediately it just absorbs in the wildfire spirit? Yep. Every source of flame within 30-foot radius. Does include the fire pit game? Not 30 feet. Ah. ah I should have done it. Imagine that.
00:59:17
Speaker
But Theric, your flametongue is no longer inflamed. Okay. I've now got myself 60 feet of movement. Flight. So he's going to get himself ah off the ground 30...
00:59:38
Speaker
10 feet off the ground, he's flying himself for now into line of sight of ah Alpha. Okay. So kind of other side of Tharok, but the a good... Did I say 10 feet off the ground?
00:59:50
Speaker
About 10 or 15 feet off the ground. I'd say 15, actually. 15 feet off the ground over Tharok's shoulder so he can see the entirety of the battlefield now um or where his friends all currently are.
01:00:02
Speaker
but Thank you. Emron, your turn. Lovely. I'm going to play some cards. No, I'm going to hit the Glabrizu with my hammer. With my maul, sorry.
01:00:19
Speaker
Go for it.
01:00:23
Speaker
That's a 21 to hit. 21. 21. That is 11 points of
01:00:31
Speaker
ah that is eleven points of ah magical bludgeoning damage. Thank you. Followed by ah four points of force damage.
01:00:44
Speaker
Thank you. And three points of radiant damage. Thank you. And then could it please make a constitution saving throw? It can.
01:00:55
Speaker
It rolled a natural one. It is now prone. I've knocked it onto its ass. What up, man? Fuck yeah. It also needs to make another one of those. If it's a spell, confusion, it's cast because that's concentration. Ooh, girl. Is that against the total damage? that they Yes. My total damage 11, 14, 17 points of damage. It rolled a 22 on its concentration check.
01:01:20
Speaker
Okay. But yeah, that thing is now prone. So attack to the advantage, Seth. Knock it on his ass. Thank you kindly, my man. How sassy are you, Emron, and you it are you channeling again, Tioir?
01:01:34
Speaker
Or is it your channel Emron?
01:01:38
Speaker
What you mean? Right now. that is Well, Tilwell's not saying anything. i This is pure Emeron right now. I love the sound. Are we on to Nyx? Yes, that's the end of my game. Next Best day of your life.
01:01:50
Speaker
As Nyx just forwards one hand an almost Iron Man Reigns style, ode to Reigns as this crackling... force energy starts to emanate around nix's horns and it shoots down his left hand as he juts out at the same time iron man style bang for eldritch blast at the merigon that he's been fighting this whole fucking time he wants to see this motherfucking the one that's been shooting you with the The one that just got hit with the Chain of Doom.
01:02:18
Speaker
That's a 20 to hit. hits ah So that is going to be not-so-sexy three points of force damage. But that's okay, because with more crackling energy hitting around the other horn and his other hand jutting out for an Iron Man hit for another Eldritch Blast just because of the pure levels for a 19 to hit.
01:02:35
Speaker
So he's going for some more force damage on this, which is only going to be two points. So five points damage in total, which is force. But he's going hold his ground and just kind of stand there with both hands out. Almost if there's a smoking effect, he's just going to look at them and just rub his hands to together and go, why didn't that cause more damage? What the fuck is going on?
01:02:53
Speaker
That's my go. Nice. Seth.
01:02:57
Speaker
Time to make full use of that prone mother proner. I'm go for my three attacks against this motherfucker. So the first one is going to be a 21 to hit.
01:03:10
Speaker
Hits. And that's going to be a grand total of 13 points of psychic damage. The second one is going to be either... Still concentrating on that one. Second one, fuck, I rolled two fives.
01:03:24
Speaker
So 12 to hit for the second attack on the Shadow Blade. The third one is with the Scimitar of Wounding is either a dirty, dirty 20 or I'll take the 22. Thank you kindly, sir.
01:03:37
Speaker
that's then going to be eight points of natural non-magical slashing damage, followed up by two d six of necrotic, which is five points of necrotic damage. This wheel and woe of blades coming in.
01:03:50
Speaker
And again, he's trying to convince Nithravar to sing this dirge. And finally, he ah he still just starts and then stops again. And unfortunately, there's no, there's no, he can't activate blade song.
01:04:05
Speaker
I just, you know, the, the, the, the blade of the, the, the wounding weapon does do, because it's a magical weapon. It does do magical damage. It's magical damage. Sorry. Not it's normal damage. Well, I was saying non-magical.
01:04:18
Speaker
Yeah. It's just, because some, slash some things are resistant non-magical versions of things. Yeah. Just worth you knowing. Sorry. Yep. Totally right. Sorry. Misread that. Oh, fact that in a second ah Darren he has a super high con stat unfortunately so it's still concentrating on that okay it's what it is That's the end of my turn.
01:04:43
Speaker
End of your turn. Thank you very much. Okay, the Miragon that was shouted at by you is going to fall for your taunt, Tharok, and is going to wail on you as you requested. Three strikes with its halberd is hit,
01:05:05
Speaker
a fifteen hit and an eighteen hit but And this. First one hits. Just first one. Yep. to For nine points of slashing damage, which you may half, that is that one's turn. The one that is currently impaled by the chain devil and was is locked in this back and forth between nicks is going to, now that it's free, is going to charge at you with its harpoon. Friends! Friends!
01:05:38
Speaker
And you are going to take these three strikes. You're have a drink first though, right? I've got a bottomless mug. I mean, you take a drink, I'll take a drink. Three strikes on the drink, right?
01:05:48
Speaker
20, 12, and 25. Wow. wow Well, two of those hit. Two hit. I bumped my fucking reaction already. For 21 points damage.
01:06:01
Speaker
Goddamn.
01:06:10
Speaker
That's cool. He's right close up into my face now, right? What's his breath smell like? Ash. Ash! Ash. going to smell like ass when I'm done with him. Yeah, buddy. You know it.
01:06:24
Speaker
Theroux Sanjari, you are confused. ah Can you roll d10, please? Sure. Oh, shit. It's like Pokemon. He's going to start hurting himself or the trainer.
01:06:42
Speaker
Seven. The creature uses action to make a melee attack and attack against a randomly determined creature within its reach. There's no creature within its reach. The creature does nothing this turn.
01:06:53
Speaker
You have two creatures within your reach. Oh, you're flying. I'm flying 15 feet up, my guy. And you are not... aware what What are you wielding? mean I'm wielding us a longsword.
01:07:06
Speaker
A longsword. Perfect. Looks like you only have one choice, the Maragon. So... ah me Go for it if you wish to. I'm so confused. but I do. Yeah. ah That's a 16 to hit.
01:07:21
Speaker
That meets and beats.
01:07:26
Speaker
Six points of flashing damage on the first hit. Magical. Thank you.
01:07:35
Speaker
Second one's only a 12 to hit. That's fine. um I also don't think you get a second one because the confusion says a melee attack. um Okay. Yeah, then there's another. Cool. um You can now make a wisdom save. Let's try and break it. Yep. 16.
01:07:58
Speaker
Is the DC. You are no longer confused.
01:08:04
Speaker
Now that is the end of your turn. Sparrowhawk is stable, um but is unconscious. Alpha, your turn. You are currently restrained.
01:08:17
Speaker
i thought I was grappled. Sorry, i think I misspoke. You're restrained. Do-do-do. that way
01:08:26
Speaker
Okay, cool. That doesn't really change anything that I was going to do. So, lovely. Yeah. yeah Alpha, even though he's restrained, he can still like control the energy flowing through him. So, there's going to be a build-up of electrifying sparks starting to fly off of him, and I'm going to activate my innate sorcery ability.
01:08:47
Speaker
So, increases my spell save, and I have advantage on attack rolls of any sorcerer spells I cast. And... This energy that's accumulating, you' going to he was going to try and build it all together and shoot out a lightning bolt directly from him for two. And then in a panic, he's seen Baal kind of come directly into line of sight. So he's kind of going to ball it up.
01:09:10
Speaker
um And they're going to do a level two chromatic orb against the chain devil ah instead. The one that's got him restrained. Get your own fucking spell.
01:09:23
Speaker
and I do. I got it from the princess. um So roll to hit. Oh, thank God I have advantage because that was a natural one.
01:09:33
Speaker
Come man fell on, man. So plus one, 16 to hit. have meats and beets. Lovely. And this is all going to be thunder damage. Yes. I got 21 points of thunder damage.
01:09:49
Speaker
on that and i got two sevens in the damage as well so it can link to the merigon that uh is currently charged nix as well nice um come on come on um that one was only gonna 15 oh that one's juicy 23 hit that hit o that one's a dutyicy twenty three to hit that will hit
01:10:16
Speaker
Oh, I rolled 26 points of thunder damage. Nice. don't know about what I said. You can cast it better than I can. That was nice. A bit of juicy damage there. um You smashed it at a third level by chance.
01:10:31
Speaker
That was second level. Fucking hell, what you rolling? Lies.
01:10:42
Speaker
forty eight yes it's forty eight are mine
01:10:48
Speaker
If he closes his eyes, it says 44. What level are you casting it? In a second. Oh, that'd be why. All right, cool.
01:10:56
Speaker
Okay, awesome. Yeah, that's everything I can do. Is he dead? Not from the sounds of it, no. um yeah Yeah, sorry. No, that's everything I can do. I'm still going to hang back with Sparrowhawk at the moment. I'm just trying to protect him as much as what I can do, as well as myself.
01:11:15
Speaker
Whilst being entirely wrapped up in chains. yeah Yeah, not the best idea, but there you Spin round real quick. Is that the end of your turn, Alpha? Yes.
01:11:25
Speaker
So, like a rattlesnake, your sort of feet to chest are kind of entirely wrapped in the chains that this devil is, from one hand, wrapped around you.
01:11:41
Speaker
And the devil just walks into the portal and falls.
01:11:50
Speaker
And seconds later, you're tugged through. yeah isis We're going to go to hell.
01:12:04
Speaker
Prego, I'm coming. Top the round. It's the Galbrizu's turn.
01:12:11
Speaker
And still prone, it's just going to help itself back up to its feet again.
01:12:19
Speaker
And it looks far less aggressive now. Oh, fuck.
01:12:25
Speaker
And it's going to walk.
01:12:27
Speaker
Take opportunity tax from both of you if you wish to. After you, please, i everyone. After you. After you. 21. Hits. takes... ah
01:12:40
Speaker
twenty one
01:12:43
Speaker
hits it t
01:12:48
Speaker
12 points of bludgeoning damage of of ah magical bludgeoning damage. It takes three points of ah force damage. ah It takes three points of radiant damage.
01:13:00
Speaker
And then it needs to make... Because I can still i believe I can still use topple. Okay. It needs to make a con saving throw. Otherwise, it's falling on its ass again.
01:13:11
Speaker
It's falling on its ass again. Yes. Because the DC is... Yeah. Yeah. So cool. So it's way through its movement. Yep. Go get it, Seth. 23 to hit. so It hasn't... he No, yes. It would have invoked opportunity, despite the fact.
01:13:27
Speaker
Go for it. And it's an advantage, don't forget, Seth. 23 to hit. io twenty three hits oh right Let me just roll, just in case. ah critical Nope, no that's a two. 23 to hit, and then 13 points of psychic damage.
01:13:40
Speaker
Psychic, thank you. PSY. As everyone hits it, it's going to be like, ah said, stay down. fuck Yeah. Unable to move, it will make its attack still, despite being a disadvantage.
01:13:53
Speaker
It has multi-attack. It is going to punch you both and pincy you both. It's going to attempt to do both a disadvantage. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. i'll use two dice for this. ah Starting with a punch first on you, Emron. seven.
01:14:15
Speaker
No. And then the pincy.
01:14:20
Speaker
23. Oh, just.
01:14:24
Speaker
You're going to take with that pincer.
01:14:29
Speaker
For 22 points of bludgeoning damage and you are grappled. Seth, the punch first. 16. Misses. The pincer. 20. 20.
01:14:43
Speaker
twenty
01:14:46
Speaker
I can't take the damage. ah Let's go shield ah so it misses. Okay. Thank you very much. ah That is all it can do on its turn.
01:14:58
Speaker
oh your turn.
01:15:01
Speaker
Has Alpha been... Is he completely gone? like how Because I'm 15 feet up. is he kind of Is he already just completely plunged down and into said pit? Is he falling into pit? is it like what he's had a full Because it's a new round, he's had a full round of falling.
01:15:21
Speaker
um With it being on that thing's...
01:15:30
Speaker
Bala's going to just shout, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! fuck And he is going to fly the full 45 feet to get to the edge of the pit.
01:15:43
Speaker
ah At the edge of the pit, is he able to see a falling alpha? ah
01:15:50
Speaker
No.
01:15:53
Speaker
Because it as you sort of peer in, it's clear it's not a pit, it's a portal. Hmm. So it drops a small amount, 20, 25 feet, and then it's like a flat, glowing, amber plane.
01:16:12
Speaker
That makes sense. It does. Also, I forgot, at the top of my turn, I get to do the healing to someone within 30 feet, so that would happen before he could even move. It's been Theron, Emron, or Nyx.
01:16:24
Speaker
I mean, Emron's just taken a massive beating, hasn't he, again? I know that Nyx has as well, but I don't, I think, I don't know who's taking the bigger beating, to be honest.
01:16:38
Speaker
ah The last one was on Emron, so this one be Nyx. Fair. Yeah. Sorry, my guy. That is 10 points of healing initially to Nyx before I even and disappear off.
01:16:52
Speaker
It's taken me about 45 feet to get 15 feet above portal.
01:17:05
Speaker
Action dash.
01:17:12
Speaker
15 feet of movement speed to get down to surface level, an extra 15 feet to get into portal.
The Dark Chamber and Infernal Dangers
01:17:17
Speaker
That leaves me with 45 feet of movement speed.
01:17:22
Speaker
With my action used.
01:17:25
Speaker
Okay. On the other side of the portal, am I able to see what what am I able to see?
01:17:35
Speaker
Well, that will have to wait till your next turn. Emron. Oh, go on. As in that'll have... the Because that's that's just his movement. I've still got stuff I can do on my turn. Sure, no, no, you're right.
01:17:51
Speaker
So, you submerge through about a five-foot crust of just glowing, intense heat before you come out in this dark, dark chamber.
01:18:09
Speaker
Onyx-like stone, like that obsidian, that sheer black, glassy-glossy stone fills this very demonic hall that has all of these inscriptions in Infernal written everywhere. There are a series of these different gates in this chamber.
01:18:27
Speaker
and two, three dozen you spy from your position, it's still like a 30-foot drop to the floor. And as you scan to the floor immediately below you, you can just see Alpha in chains, taut at the floor, and this creature slowly getting back to its feet again.
01:18:47
Speaker
There is an intense layer of heat here, even for you. And what's more alarming, perhaps, is the fact that you're feeling weaker and weaker every second, split second that you're in that space.
01:19:05
Speaker
Hard to see out of this chamber, but it kind of spans for about 40 foot in every direction. And as I say, there are these other hell gates there.
01:19:17
Speaker
There doesn't seem to be anyone else currently in this space other than that chain devil and alpha flat on the floor.
01:19:31
Speaker
Still got flight speed.
01:19:36
Speaker
I can get the 30 foot down to the floor and within five foot of both of them, but my action is gone. ah
01:19:48
Speaker
He's no longer restrained. He's free. Okay. But he's wrapped up in chains still, or he's there without... He's like there on the floor. The chains are like broken around him.
01:20:01
Speaker
Right, okay.
01:20:05
Speaker
With my action gone, is it like is this is this this chain devil you're talking about, it looks like it's kind of getting to its feet and Biles just darted, dived, bombed down with these these wings.
01:20:16
Speaker
um Do I have the opportunity to try to scoop Alpha at all? Sure, absolutely. Because i if I worked it out in my head correctly, I should have about 10 feet of flight speed left.
01:20:31
Speaker
I'll allow you to get down to his level and hold him. Okay, that's exactly what I want to do. Get down to his level, hold him, and then with my bonus action, um I want to
01:20:50
Speaker
resummon the Wildfire Spirit. Okay. Five feet in front of this chain devil facing it. So there's this explosion and this golden flaming wyvern.
01:21:01
Speaker
kind of wings wide in front of it. And that's all I've got. That's all I can do. I mean, arguably it needs to make a dex save.
01:21:12
Speaker
and It will fail because it's prone. Disadvantaged is prone? Disadvantaged because it's prone. Seven. Yeah, that fails.
01:21:24
Speaker
So it would, if it can, take nine points of fire damage.
01:21:31
Speaker
Take nine something. Okay. Anything else have you done? There's nothing I can do. Movement action, bonus action is done. But moment he's got alpha scooped, his eyes are kind of darting upwards as well.
01:21:43
Speaker
Emron, it's not clear from your positioning if you've even seen any of that happen because you're you're facing and you've knocked down this deep this devil. So what would you like to do? Is it an action to break the grapple? Yes.
01:21:56
Speaker
Okay. ah Fuck that shit. I'm just going to keep whaling on I can. um um there's there's yeah cause long As long as I'm attacking it, there's no disadvantages there. Correct. cool ah yeah I'm going to keep hitting the yeah the big demon.
01:22:12
Speaker
Add advantage. 28. One off a crit. That will hit. Thank you.
01:22:25
Speaker
It takes 8 points of magical bludgeoning damage. thank you Followed by... one point of Force Damage, and three points of Radiant Damage.
01:22:38
Speaker
Thank you. It's another shipping forecast. Yeah. It's probably on really low health. You're about finish it off, Seth. yeah Anything else for your turn? And then as a bonus action, ah I'm going to summon my Spiritual Weapon, Curza Cam.
01:22:58
Speaker
Great. And the split weapon is going to appear next to the Glabidoo and attack it. Go for it. Add advantage because it's still prone.
01:23:09
Speaker
That's a 22 to hit. That'll hit.
01:23:13
Speaker
It takes five points of force damage. it Thank you very much.
01:23:19
Speaker
Anything else for the return? That's it. I'm waiting on this bitch. Nyx Corral face to face with a Maragon that's slashing you to shit. Yeah. Am I aware of what's happened with Baal flying off? Difficult to say, because it around the corner of that building, you haven't really seen.
01:23:35
Speaker
Okay. Um... Hmm...
01:23:43
Speaker
But I know that Galbrizu, the big demon motherfucker, has got my two guys pincered, yeah? Just Emron pincered at the moment. and Seth resisted it.
01:23:55
Speaker
He's also lying on the floor. Yeah, but that's where we want it to be, right? Yep. This is good. Okay, so Nyx is going to... He's getting smacked, but he he got that kind of wave of healing from Baal, so he's feeling a little more pep in his step as he's going to clasp both hands together to almost initiate some sort of um bonus action, if you will, like metamagic style as he submerges two sorcery points together.
01:24:24
Speaker
And he's going to... use quicken spell to cast hold person on your man, Glasbrew. Let's fucking go.
01:24:37
Speaker
i need a wisdom save and throw 14. It's surely not a humanoid and therefore can't have hold person cast on Rolled a... Is it a humanoid? Seven.
01:24:48
Speaker
Is it a humanoid? yeah what's the little old monsterer isn't it if It's a it? Hold person won't work on it. Even monsters limited. Motherfucker!
01:25:01
Speaker
It's a shame. i don't play by the rules. Because he fucking did a seven.
01:25:06
Speaker
Spell has no effect. Cool. So that spell's dissipated. um Thankfully, because it was quickened, it will go as a bonus, but that's fucked up my spell slots. ah So...
01:25:17
Speaker
yeah Just with Nyx's dumbass mind not knowing his spells properly, he's just going to spaff that spell out. ah But afterwards, because he's unaware that that spell kind of... The whole monster would have worked, unfortunately. Nah.
01:25:32
Speaker
He's a aware that the spell went. He's just not aware that it didn't work. So he's going to brandish out his moon-touched dagger.
01:25:44
Speaker
and take on the Meragon inside. But instead of slashing out straight away, ah his moon touch dagger kind of almost disappears behind Nyx's free hand as this kind of purplish green. It starts purple and it turns to this green kind of ah mist, almost as if you hear the souls of dead, like, ha um coat the blade as he then instead of making a slashing attack he just goes to touch the throat um for a 26 on chilled touched
01:26:18
Speaker
ah hits That was a crit. He's crit on it. Oh shit, he's crit on hill ah chill touch. um Yeah, so he's channeled the chill of the grave, making a melee spell attack with a target within range, and it's 2d10 of necrotic damage.
01:26:35
Speaker
What do I do with the whole like... It was 10 necrotic. 20 points of necrotic. Nice. Fuck yeah yeah. Because you crit on the attack roll, yeah. You you did use quicken spell.
01:26:48
Speaker
Yeah. Quicken spell to use hold person. gotcha Cantrip to use as my main attack. Cool, cool. I did that right, right? You did it all right. Yeah. Apart from the wrong spell. Yeah, because a hold monster is now a creature, which means it can be anything.
01:27:06
Speaker
yeah Anything else with your turn, Nyx? No, that's everything he can do.
Final Blows and Continuing Struggles
01:27:10
Speaker
Thank you. Seth.
01:27:13
Speaker
Seth's going to what Seth does best. Hit shit. So we're going to go for two more attacks um on the downed creature. just going to get my rolls up. that I tried to make it do advantage, but it didn't really give that for me then. Okay. I'll take the 19 to hit.
01:27:31
Speaker
That will hit. With a nice tasty 16 points of psychic damage, followed up by... how did the first Rob... Describe that strike to me. Oh, yeah. Damn it. I was so close.
01:27:44
Speaker
it's It's a really slow one. He's going to walk up. And as it's down, every time it gets up, Emron's just twatting it down. It collapses again. It gets back up, down, collapses again.
01:27:56
Speaker
And while that's happening, Seth's been attacking, but for flavor, he's walked around the front of this creature. And the last time free it comes down, Emron's still held in the claw, but nearby. He's just going to get the um shadow blade twisted round. So it's blade facing down and very slowly push this blade in between the eyes until the entire blade disappears within it and then just twist at the last minute.
01:28:19
Speaker
And, um, if that is our final blow, which I'm hoping it is, otherwise this is all just fucking flavor for nothing. Thank you. Next attack. Um, uh, as it falls limp, he kind yanks the blade out. Um, and then we'll use whatever bonus action slash attack. I got technically, got two attacks for that.
01:28:36
Speaker
Um, I'd use the rest of the attack and the rest of my movement to surprise Emron from the rigor mortis claw that will slowly form around him if indeed the creature, the demon stays and just kind of free him up.
01:28:48
Speaker
i'm I'm imagining same as Emron, we've been too engrossed in this thing. I ain't got a fucking clue what's going on with, with, uh, Baal and with Alpha. So he'll be taking his sweet time and just enjoying the fucking kill. I think your, your concern is the fact that Sparrowhawk is like on the floor flat, ah the other side of a demon portal. But yes yes, then he'll remember that.
01:29:09
Speaker
Yeah. We'll do a little fist bump. That was, that was a sick kill. And then we'll go and um save the world. Yeah. But yes, the Glabriseru stays in situ. doesn't like dissipate into ash or anything like that, is but it's flat.
01:29:22
Speaker
You've got movement? ah Yeah, do. I would then, oh we would make ways over towards... um To where Seth, no, I'm Seth.
01:29:34
Speaker
Oh, I'm all shook up. Where Sparrowhawk is as far as I can, and which is going be about 30 feet of movement after helping him run free himself. And start sprinting over towards where Sparrowhawk has bamfed to somehow. Not really sure how, but anyway, it's happened.
01:29:49
Speaker
Nice. Okay, it's Maragon's turn. Nyx Correll, this one's going to wail at you again. Hold on, are you telling me that my boys have managed to kill the super but big bad and all I've done is go one-on-one with this Meragon and so far...
01:30:08
Speaker
It ain't going well. It's all right. I'm going to come and help him. I feel you. I feel you. Oh, shit. Sorry. Wait, wait. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I know i said for flavor. Fuck the flavor. He's going to go. um Sorry. He's going running past. Emron, you get yourself out the claw. Sorry, dude. um Running. Sorry. It's retcon. As he's running past, I'm within range of the Meragon that's near to where Farrakh is.
01:30:30
Speaker
I have two attacks with the Shadow Blade. The second one is a throw. I'm within 20 feet, so I can just... if if if you'll let me retcon Danny slightly, roll an attack to hit that thing from distance.
01:30:41
Speaker
The shadow blade will get um dissipated after doing it. That's a 25 to hit.
01:30:48
Speaker
Fuck it. Do it, man. Kill him. With 17 points of shadow damage. ah Sorry, psychic damage. The one that's engaged with Tharok. Sorry, the one that's engaged with... Correct. Tharok. That's only one I can't get to make this one.
01:31:00
Speaker
Yeah. Drive-by. Okay. And then Farrakh, you see this blade slap, slap into the side of his head in one side, at the other, and then dissipate out. But you see all this smoke kind of leaking down its face as the blade now has dissipated.
01:31:17
Speaker
Nice. Sorry for jumping on that. but That's okay. I've already rolled three strikes that Nyx is going to receive. Yay! It was a 12. It was an 11.
01:31:28
Speaker
And it was a crit. Okay, that's fine. That's cool. we We're cool with the crit. That's the one that will hit. ah e and do The do their thing. The crit is for 19 points of slashing damage.
01:31:46
Speaker
Okay. ah The other Meragon is going to continue on Eutherok as you goaded it so aggressively. It is a 7...
01:31:58
Speaker
It is a 20 non-natural. Hits. And a 24. Two hits. Oh, that's low. Six points of slashing damage and six points of slashing damage. 12 points in total. I'll half that down to six.
01:32:15
Speaker
That is their turn. Tharok, you are straight up. Farrakh is just going to, as he takes those bits, he he's now just like, just he's now his normal voice, which is a bit like this, has just become something very fucking angry.
01:32:29
Speaker
And what he's going to do is he's just going to just snarling now as his blood and the Meriden's blood. Probably the only slight distinct that the Meriden's blood is darker is the only thing that can distinct what's Farrakh's and what's the Meriden's. And he's just going to wheel back, pull down the sword and just swing at it twice. Nice.
01:32:53
Speaker
That's an 18 to hit. Hits.
01:32:58
Speaker
That's 8 points of magical slashing damage. Thank you.
01:33:04
Speaker
go for the second hit.
01:33:07
Speaker
That's a 16 to hit. Hits.
01:33:12
Speaker
That is 5 points of magical slashing damage. Perfect. Thank you so much. It's still standing, but it's looking very, very weak. I am really nerfed by the fact I can't use the flametongue in its natural way.
01:33:26
Speaker
You might have also saved out Alpha, though.
01:33:30
Speaker
Imagine building an entire character around fire. yeah And then we have to go into the hells. Sparrowhawk's turn, but Sparrowhawk is incapacitated.
01:33:41
Speaker
Alpha, you have fallen into the hells and been scooped up by your angelic-like friend. there anything you want to
Escape and Aftermath
01:33:48
Speaker
do? You're hovering about five feet in the air.
01:33:51
Speaker
Come on, my guy. well Put your fucking jetpack on. Get your boosters out. Come hold on, man. Come on, it's time. It's fucking time. on It's time, Alpha. Retcon. Retcon when M1 built you the fucking rocket boosters. Come on. It's the Jetsons.
01:34:09
Speaker
His name's Alpha. It's like R2-D2 has more stuff in the prequels than the actual original films. These old jet boosters come out. is Squirt that oil, my guy.
01:34:22
Speaker
Thunderstep, you son of a bitch. Come on. i and it It's to a point. I can only step up, and if I don't step up, I'm going to fall back fucking down anyway.
01:34:34
Speaker
uh no the only thing i can do gonna chromatic orb the fucking chain devil that's still around go for it um i'm still gonna be hitting with thunder damage this one's only a first level uh though for 17 to hit on that one just 17 hits this one is only 3d8 seventeen hits this one is only three d eight
01:35:00
Speaker
17 points of thunder damage. Sick-ass damage, that is. I got two eights on that one. That's ready to bounce as well. It's anyone else. is, but there's no other targets. There is no other targets. So it's just going to fiddle. That you know of.
01:35:14
Speaker
That I know of. Do you need to know them? um It's a future question, not right now, but... I need to know that they they're there. Okay, great.
01:35:26
Speaker
The orb leaps to a different target of my choice, so I'm obviously picking it. Okay. Two things happen. Two things. One, you release this chromatic orb and this thunderous blast hits the chain devil and it disintegrates.
01:35:47
Speaker
Second, you unleash the sound of thunder inside this chamber.
01:35:56
Speaker
and lights along the wall turn a very, very, very neon green as this whole room lights up in a second.
01:36:12
Speaker
End of your round, Alpha. You've just woken up hell. Fucking ACDC is just playing on the fucking speakers, isn't They're sleeping, bitch. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Top the round. Yeah, ah just ah just for it, I think I'm going to bask, not bask, I'm going embrace the like neon lights of all this focus, turn to Baal.
01:36:34
Speaker
Can we go, please? Baal, top of the round, it's your turn.
01:36:41
Speaker
Oh, for fuck's sake! And he's going to face up and 60 feet up in the air, um aim to try and get back through ah Portal. And you will.
01:36:53
Speaker
Amazing. You will get back onto this plane. Amazing. Bursting through. oh also, sorry, at the beginning of the round, um automatically Alpha receives the healing because he's the only one that needs to and Baal hasn't taken a single hit this fight because he's an absolute don.
01:37:11
Speaker
So and just slip that into conversation. You get three points of healing. You lucky, lucky robot, you. i And yeah, he is going to burst up and he's actually, through fear, through energy, through whatever it is, he's actually going to be dashing.
01:37:30
Speaker
So he's got 120 feet. And when he gets through portal... 45 still to play with. yeah Cool.
01:37:41
Speaker
Yes. So it's 30 feet to the portal, 15 feet to ground level. Mm-hmm. That puts him to 45. Plus five-foot crust of the portal itself.
01:37:52
Speaker
Cool. He'll be 65 feet up in the air then. 65 feet. As he bursts up through wings aflame, alpha within his arms. ah The wildfire spirit is in the hells.
01:38:05
Speaker
um And can move 30 feet? Did you say the portal was 30 feet as well? Can you check the rules if it's in another plane of existence?
01:38:16
Speaker
Yes. i Well, yeah, Will, can you check that for me? Is that I'll do a quick one. Yeah, if wouldn't mind. ah Yeah, so as Bile kind of bursts through the sky, flaming Alpha within his arms there, kind of not in like a cradling pose, literally in ah a grab him and go pose.
01:38:34
Speaker
And he's gonna look down and just say, the fuck are you doing? Don't give yourself to the fucking enemy. And then looking around, he'll survey the battlefield um for the first time and see,
01:38:47
Speaker
that it's somewhat going in their favor. ah But he is, like I said, a good 50 feet or so up in the air with Alpha for this turn. That was his action. His bonus action is is entirely dependent on Wildfire Spirit.
01:39:02
Speaker
um And if I can't do anything with it, it has to take ah the the dodge action if I can't com command it. um But that will be determined by, hopefully, Will's quick search.
01:39:14
Speaker
Do you have to be... Does it have to be a verbal command? It obeys your command. doesn't say anything about verbal. I feel like I'm just going to house for all this. It's on a different plane of existence. You can't control it.
01:39:28
Speaker
It's gone. It's been. More research is required. Yeah. and Yeah. As you re-enter, ah both of you, one
01:39:40
Speaker
One notable thing about Alpha kind of kicks in. You go limp Alpha. You lose everything. You are completely incapacitated. And Bal is like carrying an absolute dead weight.
01:39:55
Speaker
But for the purpose of combat, for all it is, Callum, you have zero HP. You are stable, but you you cannot act. Just saying Nyx never goes limp.
01:40:08
Speaker
ah Never, ever. All you see is complete darkness at this point, Alpha. Okay. Top of the round. No, sorry. Second, Emron. There are two Merigons on the field still.
01:40:23
Speaker
You're muted, my friend. Emron Seimbabwe burst through with Alpha. Didn't realize they'd disappeared. Went, okay. Seth, look after Sparrow Orc.
01:40:36
Speaker
And then Emron's going to charge and he can look over and see Nyx is probably a little bit worse for wear. And he's going to barrel over and have at the Meragon that is fighting Nyx.
01:40:49
Speaker
um You will take ah opportunity attack from the one that is square Yes, he's got a reach weapon. Okay, cool. For 19 to hit. Yeah, misses. Okay, carry on. Cool.
01:41:02
Speaker
What's that like? What's it like being good? That Meragon, that's a 21 to hit. Hits.
01:41:12
Speaker
That's 14 points of bludgeoning damage. It is destroyed on your strike. Twats it out of the universe. Cool. Nick's field emasculated right now. Nick's is halfway between being relieved and emasculated. Bit aroused? Twats
Vision and Reflection
01:41:30
Speaker
it.
01:41:30
Speaker
Red nisses it. It's just a constant though. And then on my bonus action, my kill the one hammer will come in and attack the other one. Go for it.
01:41:48
Speaker
to hit. ah That hits. And that's 10 points of force damage. Thank you very much. Twats it one. It is Nyx Karel's turn.
01:42:01
Speaker
Yeah, not going to lie, Emron. ah You saw Nyx like fucking from that hit. He went not down, but as close to down as he can be. So he is a bloody mess to him.
01:42:14
Speaker
Yeah. this angel just appeared from out nowhere to save his goddamn life. um And as he kind of looks up gracefully and just watches as you then go and attack the one closest to Tharok, just kind of does side i for fuck's sake and just pushes a weak hand out and casts Eldritch Blast at the one near Tharok.
01:42:41
Speaker
Let's fucking try it. That's a 23. Hits. hits That's one point of force damage. I'd love who had killed it.
01:42:52
Speaker
good It's hurt. He shakes his hand goes, for fuck's sake, and he juts it out again for a 21.
01:43:04
Speaker
Hits. And it's five points of force damage towards his face. How do you want to do this? ah Blow his fucking face. What the fuck?
01:43:15
Speaker
to Yeah, do i want it, Nick. I want it like the face hits back and explodes and the body just falls to the ground as one solid, stiff, meaty movement just down like a weight as Nyx drops his hand on his head. just He's got one point left of HP.
01:43:37
Speaker
One more than that guy. And as that Maragon falls the floor lifeless...
01:43:48
Speaker
There are no possible threats on the battlefield. Below you, Baal, the portal begins to just reform and restructure into very broken cobbled street.
01:44:12
Speaker
A few seconds before Alpha, you... you begin to see an image in this darkness that you find yourself in.
01:44:25
Speaker
You see this
01:44:28
Speaker
colossal creature, four-legged, an incredibly long barbed tail, but then a torso that looks much like the creatures you've just fought.
01:44:43
Speaker
But this thing is the size of a dragon. but with the face that has two jaws, two mouthpieces embedded within it, two rows of six horns, black as night in this dark green skin.
01:45:03
Speaker
And these eyes with these yellow, eyes these black eyes with these white irises and these yellow pupils, the size of melons.
01:45:17
Speaker
holding this enormous lance across its body. This thing could fell cities just by walking through it. This is a colossus.
01:45:32
Speaker
And in its hand, it's holding your stone. where it stood is the ruin
01:45:48
Speaker
of Scorch Helm.
01:45:59
Speaker
It is the demon lord, Tolkelon, in all of his glory.
01:46:11
Speaker
And you wake.
01:46:14
Speaker
And that is where we're going to end this week's episode of the Fellowship of the Table Talk. Bellum Draconis. I welcome my new demon overlords. where wanna to be That is two.
01:46:25
Speaker
intense motherfucking episodes right there. Didn't think we were going make it through with Alpha still with us then. going to lie. We can make a new one. Where they want to take me again? can I sit on the lip and dangle my three feet in? Is that okay? Go for another dive.
01:46:42
Speaker
Baal put out the stops there. My God. Yeah, man. It's the only time Baal pulls out.
01:46:49
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01:47:36
Speaker
Until next time. What was that Callum? Total Party Thrills and that very fucking was. ah that's he just killed his end he killed his one line he looks forward to time ruining it literally ruining it rko right out of nowhere yeah rko'd me this is not gonna be a limp ending that was that was um calum do you want to do the farewell farewell mostly spoke all episode you