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Prank Fails, No Pants & Fake ID Fiascos
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In this episode of Tuck Your Shirt In, we’re talking all things awkward, ridiculous, and downright unbelievable.
🎉 Pranks that seriously backfired
🩲 The nightmare of forgetting your underwear (yes, really)
🪪 Fake ID stories that didn't fool anyone
It’s a chaotic mix of cringe and comedy, as we unpack the moments that made us want to disappear into the floor. If you’ve ever had an embarrassing moment you'd rather forget — this one’s for you.
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00:00:04
Speaker
Hey everyone, welcome back to Tuck Your Shirting, a podcast where we dig up the stories that would send the school board running. We're bringing you tales from every corner of the classroom, from students, teachers and even the class pet.
00:00:16
Speaker
you're tuned in to Tuck Your Shirt In with me, John Hassan, my brother, Luke Hassan, and our producer, and the only guy who still gets detention, Scott Burrows. And before we dive in, we just want to say a thank you to everyone listening, who's checking out our YouTube, which seems to be very popular.
00:00:32
Speaker
You can follow us on our socials at Tuck Your Shirt In pod. We're on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and make sure to send us your stories as well.
00:00:43
Speaker
We are loving the stories sent in. But we want more. We want to hear all the awkward stories, the funny stories and the stories that would embarrass your grandma. So, yeah.
00:00:55
Speaker
On the back of what John said, let's get into it.
00:01:03
Speaker
Specifically the grandmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think mums care as much nowadays. But don't tell my mum anything. Yeah. I was speaking to mum the other day about and ah she was, a she'd listened to episode two, Luke, and she was a bit like, oh, I didn't know that about Luke.
00:01:20
Speaker
yeah Yeah. Yeah. She just said that to me as well. u It's horrible. I did out some ah some bits and pieces.
00:01:33
Speaker
Don't worry, plenty more. oh It's going to be a good one, this one, isn't it? Yeah.
00:01:44
Speaker
Oh, man. Maybe you can go instead this week, John. Nah, it's all right. heard you've got a goal mine. Who went last week? I can't even remember. It's been a while. Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:55
Speaker
last time remember it's been a while yeah Oh, mine are going to be disgusting, but yeah, that's fine. That seems to go down well with the listeners.
00:02:07
Speaker
So I'll take that. I'll take a hit. Um, if you John, I know you've been there. Oh, me? Well, um I've been keeping up the gym and that's a reoccurring theme, had a bit of an incident.
00:02:21
Speaker
Um, I went to the gym the other day, got, you know, it was good session to be fair, really good workout. Um, but I'd, actually forgotten my towel to shower because I was quite sweaty.
00:02:36
Speaker
I did go ask if they had a towel at the reception. or I'm not stupid. um But they hadn't got any on sale, which I think would be a good thing to sell really or to rent out. so luckily I'd ah'd ah ah take a hoodie with me in the mornings when I go. It's like 6am.
00:02:52
Speaker
So I just had to use my um hoodie to dry myself. I just turned it inside out and like gave myself a good rub down. so That does not sound enjoyable.
00:03:04
Speaker
It's not the first time I've done that as well. but so when did you realise that you'd forgotten the towel? as When I got into the changing room after the session. see yeah So you hadn't had a shower or anything at that point?
00:03:16
Speaker
No. No, he realised when he went to blow his nose and thought... I haven't got my towel to blow my nose.
00:03:27
Speaker
ah Yeah, so I had to have a... um a a hoodie, a hoodie towel dry, but it's fine. You know, the hoodie goes a bit gross and you sort to be tactical with like a bit of a sleeve for like one pit and then like the hood for your face. That's quite good. Cause it's quite fitting.
00:03:44
Speaker
You can use a reverse hood. Um, and then some, you know, and then your bottom bits, your bits and your, you're looking at me so blankly.
00:03:57
Speaker
i just don't i does he try and normalize it every time you do something strange you try and make it seem like that's the obvious thing to do just don't know how to feel about these situations you keep getting yourself into um but that wasn't all actually ah i I like to get my bits and pieces out once I've tried to know what I'm going to put on. Oh, that sounded so much worse. I like to get my bits and pieces out.
00:04:25
Speaker
I just like to just walk around my bits and pieces hanging out. I like to wear it out, you know, make sure everything's... I do. Well, I have to because I didn't forget my towel. Oh, my God. But I'd also forgotten my boxer shorts as well.
00:04:40
Speaker
um And they definitely don't sell boxer shorts. I know that. Did you check? I did check. No, I didn't check. yeah I didn't check. You bought outfits and pieces hanging. You don't sell boxer shorts. I didn't want to get my trousers on yet because they weren't dry. No, I didn't go out.
00:04:57
Speaker
But I had a quite an important like ah day session to get to at work. So I thought I definitely can't go without any boxers on. um So I had to go home first to get boxers, which did might be quite late. You could have just gone home and had a shower at home.
00:05:11
Speaker
you didn't have to go through the or hoodie in the first place. Yeah, I guess that would be. That's also a possibility. ah But I didn't realise about the boxers at that point.
00:05:23
Speaker
Yeah, so these things happen. um I haven't forgotten my boxers since, which is good news. I'm picturing that Bear Grylls meme, like improvise, adapt.
00:05:35
Speaker
You know, I should just nicked someone else's boxers out their bag.
00:05:41
Speaker
Oh gosh. quite i feel like your gym is just going to go like massive decline in numbers of people going every week and it's all going to be going because of you Like you'll go to it. We'll be like in in a year's time, we'll be talking about like, Oh, Luke has the gym going. Oh yeah. It's closed. My, uh, the gym I used to go to.
00:06:00
Speaker
Incidents of boxer theft. is it
00:06:05
Speaker
Uh, yeah. So that, that was my, that was my week at the gym. ah John, you've been to I know you did a gig the other night. How'd it go? Yeah, was all right. I've done quite a few since we last spoke.
00:06:16
Speaker
How have you? Where else have you been? I can't remember when we last did chat, but... um I've done, don't really know how much detail to go into. I probably just should have talked about the most recent one. or should ah Yeah, go done it just tell us the most recent one.
00:06:32
Speaker
Yeah, so i did one on um Thursday in in Bearwood and it was with the guy ah whose comedy course I did ah year ago. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:43
Speaker
So that was nice to see him again. It's sort of almost a year since I did the course. So, um But yeah, I got there and it was it was all the regulars in there.
00:06:54
Speaker
um But I think the average age was quite high. I don't think there was a person in there under the age of about 55, I think. That was probably the youngest person in there, which made for an interesting audience. But...
00:07:06
Speaker
They were really nice. They were really good fun. um oh And the other people on were great as well. ah Yeah. So, yeah, it's nice because it was an actual pro night this time. So there's a decent audience in, not like the ah usual open mic. So, yeah, it's good.
00:07:23
Speaker
Did you get to to you Reform UK humour? Yeah, I turned it into a bit of a far-right rally. That's how my gigs tend to go. You get them all on your side. Yeah, they were quite old and, you know, the old people tend to... Yeah. I like this blue head.
00:07:43
Speaker
Blue head? they wouldn't like the blue head. No, no, no. Blue eyes, blonde hair. Yeah. Boy. He was actually saying all the right things. All three of us on the lineup were blonde haired and blue eyed actually coincidentally. Maybe they thought they were coming to something else.
00:08:02
Speaker
Is this the by-election?
00:08:07
Speaker
yeah I mean, it was like it was on the day of the elections as well, wasn't it? That's... Oh, was it? Quite the coincidence, yeah. yeah Oh, you have you did your job. Oh, yeah. You well. You did.
00:08:20
Speaker
I'd probably come straight from the ballot box, and oh or went straight thereafter, either or, yeah. and Nice, nice. How about you, Scott? Anything going on? I went to Thorpe Park earlier this week. Oh, yeah. It was good fun.
00:08:35
Speaker
Which was... Yeah, it's quite it was fairly quiet. We had a few queues, but nothing too major. um But yeah, it was good fun. It was really it was really warm.
00:08:46
Speaker
It was oh yeah so, so warm. And the like that park just seems to have like no shade unless you're actually in the ride. And it's just, ah, it was horrible. But really enjoyed it. It was great because we did like the water rides to start with. um So we I was just drenched for like the whole day. But kind of that kept me cool for most of the day. It was your birthday, wasn't it?
00:09:10
Speaker
Yeah, was my birthday. It was my birthday. God. On the 26th, whenever that was. yeah and sat i think it was the Saturday. um So, yeah, it was kind of like a nice little birthday treat. We yeah drove down. we took both took half a day on the Monday.
00:09:24
Speaker
um drove down and spent like three hours and then stayed in the ah like the accommodation on site of Thorpe Park. Yeah, so they've got these little like shipping containers.
00:09:36
Speaker
Are sure you weren't being transported? Transported somewhere, no. Or taken? They were, what's the best way to describe it?
00:09:49
Speaker
i would They were cozy. They were really cozy. and There wasn't a lot of space in them. and But Laura's brother and his partner came down as well. Did they get taken?
00:10:00
Speaker
No, no, they managed to survive as well. But we're all in this we're all in this same ah same little room. um And it was oh yeah it was a squeeze. It was a it was a squeeze. and I would definitely suggest if you do it again, just ah if if anyone was to do it, just, yeah.
00:10:19
Speaker
Stop at a hotel. stop at a hotel or take but the only the only benefit was it like it did have aircon and stuff so actually on those days where it was really warm we did turn the aircon off and after about 20 minutes I was absolutely dying I was like turn it back on turn it back couldn't it it's nice to get sweat on though sometimes don't see Yeah, no, it was it was lovely. We had a great time and it was nice to, ah it was a good experience. I'd never been to Thorpe Park. I'd done Alton Towers and Drayton Manor. It's well good, man. It's like Alton Towers, but ah condensed into like a small little area.
00:10:52
Speaker
I also enjoyed the fact that there aren't that many kids rides. So there weren't that many like really young kids. Yeah, it's quite it's quite intense stuff, isn't it? I think me and John went with ah our friends Vince and Cal. um years ago that was a really hot day as well yeah we've got we look like the in-betweeners in the photos oh yeah we do like in-betweeners actually maybe we can add that to socials for this episode that's a good idea that's a good idea actually yeah it's a good way of ah oh ah so yeah that's a ah good idea I can i can ah put your face onto like Vince or Cal
00:11:27
Speaker
I'd like to get Vince and Cal on here actually i think they'd be good interesting guests I'm sure they've got some stories yeah well I do actually yeah Vince um I was trying to get a story off Vince because I won't give it away on here but it's it's when we found his shoe filled with blood on a slight gate.
00:11:46
Speaker
That was when I came to visit you. I wanted him to come and tell it because I was trying to piece it together, but I was like, I can't quite remember what happened, but that was the start of the story. And I was like, this is awful.
00:11:58
Speaker
ah It was full of blood. ah It's like Alan Partridge when he gets stuck on the gate.
00:12:06
Speaker
Damn. Damn. butla Okay, so it's my turn this week. As we said at the head of the episode, um you know i might need to put my glasses on for this.
00:12:23
Speaker
So umve I've got some notes written down to prepared. ah So this is a part of the episode where we relive the, um ah I'd say for this on the fun and the horror from our previous years in education, in life, exploring things.
00:12:45
Speaker
are adolescents this one um for the listeners is another story with my school friends so if you've if you listen to previous episodes you know how those trips usually end um there's no um swiss role on this one luckily but uh well we'll just see what happens won't we ah allla I'll well go into it. I'll take you through the journey we had on our first proper um lads holiday to Newquay.
00:13:18
Speaker
So um on the back of Ross on Y, um the next year we thought like we need to venture out a little bit further. And I think Newquay is a popular one, isn't it, for like all 16-year-olds? It's like ah like a coming-of-age place to go.
00:13:33
Speaker
and We started off right by... going to the old Birmingham coach station. Do do you two remember that? The old Birmingham coach station? Not really, I don't think so. If I paint a description for you.
00:13:46
Speaker
um So it's a bit like, imagine like Breaking Bad, like cinematography, so like really grim. um And then imagine like strip lighting, like you'd have in...
00:13:58
Speaker
ah like our school from like a maths room and and cross that with a crack den. That is the old Birmingham coach station. Absolutely the grimmest place in the world.
00:14:09
Speaker
um So we all got a coach down Sanuki, met there and that was a ah really nice grim start to the holiday. um I can't quite remember what happened on the coach in all honesty, and but I can't imagine the toilet was up to any good with a group of another like 20, 16 year olds.
00:14:28
Speaker
So we stayed at an under 18s hostel, which is a bit of party hostel. So no over 18s could stay there. So couldn't be any bad stuff happening. It was ran by middle-aged Austrian man.
00:14:43
Speaker
He had quite a strong um Austrian accent. What was his name? You remember? I can't remember his name. i can't remember it. um But if he, I mean, if he's listening, if he ever gets listened to this, I would like to speak to him again.
00:14:57
Speaker
was just an odd, he was a nice guy, actually. And he like got involved with us. ah Seems weird now, doesn't it? But he was a nice dude. Um, it had like, uh, a downstairs of a little social room with like a pool table, um a telly and a DVD player and a CD player, which you could have your own music on and stuff.
00:15:17
Speaker
Uh, and there's a few other groups of people there, which is quite nice. Um, of course, I think the first night we got there, um we went out to get some drinks and in preparation for this holiday, um we thought, Oh, if we want to get some drinks, we're going to have to be able to get IDs and Um, so we can go to the co-op and buy them and get to a bar.
00:15:39
Speaker
So we had done prior preparation with this. I think with my friend, um, who got them, I think a few of us got these IDs from fake ID.com. Um, I'm not sure that exists now.
00:15:52
Speaker
but I remember having to go into the post office, getting passport photos, ah sending them off, and then returning us with a national UK ID. Yeah, they weren't like, because they weren't driving licenses or passports. Not driving licenses, it's an ID. Because I remember you could use even like, yeah, you could use like student cards to like ID for your age, couldn't you?
00:16:14
Speaker
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, if if anyone doesn't know, yeah, there's a time um around 2008, i where ID wasn't really like a thing so much, like no one really cared. Like as long as you had something with your name, when we said the correct date of birth, it didn't really matter.
00:16:30
Speaker
After that, they like cracked down, didn't they, and started doing the American thing? They bought all the Think 20, think it started up to Think 21 or something like that. Yeah, that was all it, and you had to show your license to a lot of places. Yeah, that thing didn't exist then.
00:16:47
Speaker
um So we'd got them in prepared. I remember the first time trying to use went into the co-op. And we were buying like crates of beer. Like it's really obvious. Like we didn't just get like a couple of beers. We were buying like four or five crates, bottles of Southern Comfort for vodka.
00:17:00
Speaker
And she's like, oh, we got ID. And we just showed them these things. We're like shaking with nerves. Like, oh my God. And we're pretending like we weren't with each other. Like clearly we were. ah All at these like checkouts. she's like, oh yeah, that's fine. No problem. What are you doing tonight? Yeah, i just going to see the wife. ah Probably have a little night.
00:17:19
Speaker
you have a day yeah Were you having a house party? We looked so young. not Really, really young. ah But it worked. So that was our our first foray into fake IDs and cheating the system.
00:17:32
Speaker
I think the first night was a big night of just a blowout. And I think it was the first night i drank Southern Comfort and I just spewed all into the loo. Absolutely violent. I've never drank Southern Comfort to this day.
00:17:45
Speaker
Yeah. But that that gives you a sort of like outline of where this holiday was going. So I'm just going to go through some of the things that happened because just a lot happened on this holiday.
00:17:57
Speaker
um And it seems it doesn't seem real, but it is. It's a little bit worse than in between us, I think. So I think the first night we got a poker set out and the Austrian man came to join us.
00:18:09
Speaker
um And he was... He was telling us um about his life and what he's been doing. I think he used to teach skiing. I think in the off season, he kept going in the off season. We've been skiing and he goes skiing when it's winter.
00:18:25
Speaker
um But I don't know where he learned English or ah he had great English, but he just swore at really inappropriate things all the time. He'd be like, yeah, he went skiing in the fucking off season.
00:18:37
Speaker
And oh, right. um All right. Is that? okay, he must have just said it by mistake and then he'd be like, oh let's play some fucking poker, everything he said was just inappropriate he swore um yeah that was dead weird, and then he said the previous group who had been there, I think a couple of weeks before, had bought industrial cans of baked beans and just covered the floor in it and made a bean like lava floor, not if the floor is lava but it's beans just like industrial cans of baked beans from like Costco or Macro
00:19:10
Speaker
um I don't really know where... Does macro still exist? Well, it did then, I can tell you that. um I don't know if it exists. It's probably Costco now, isn't it? Yeah, but an odd thing to do, just making a floor of lava beans.
00:19:28
Speaker
Good idea, actually. It was giving me some idea. I think, should we go and get some beans?
00:19:33
Speaker
I um i think, ah and then I think the first or second, i think probably the second night, we tried to um go to one of the clubs. and The club then was Tall Trees. I don't think it's there anymore. I think it got knocked down.
00:19:50
Speaker
um But again, like clubs didn't care how old you were really, as long you had something or you just lied about your age. i went And went in, it was a big phone party. Yeah. And it it was really cool. And I think um we, it was also when like laughing gas was legal and they sold it in clubs and you could pay like a couple of quid and have a laughing gas balloon.
00:20:14
Speaker
know it's like very illegal now. I remember. Yeah, i remember those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like available and you could just buy them. And I remember we were having like loads of laughing gas and that was like, that was absolutely wild.
00:20:27
Speaker
And this big phone party was happening. i remember we were like dancing all in the phone and i think had like a sexy snog with someone. um Could have been a boy, could have been a girl. could Covered in foam. Probably.
00:20:45
Speaker
ah You've had a phone party before. Yeah, i just I just remember... I don't really remember the phone party. I just remember feeling how I felt the next day. Like, you just get... Oh, I just felt... No, I just felt disgusting. Yeah.
00:20:58
Speaker
I And I felt so ill. Had, like, proper... profit like three I think one of the only ones i ever went to was in my freshers week at uni. And it was just, ah like, the whole week after that was just, like, freshers flew. Oh, yeah. It spread around in the moisture. heat Oh, God.
00:21:16
Speaker
Felt so ill after that. Like, still out every night till, like, 4am. Yeah. you know tree Maybe that didn't help. Oh, God. Yeah. But I swear that was, every everyone says the same about, like, phone parties.
00:21:27
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I couldn't breathe. Like, I just remember, like, starting to choke. I was like, eh, eh. just breathing in foam. I'm going to die. ah But I know um we had, a you know, they use it though they still take pictures in clubs, but they took pictures in clubs and you could buy them like laminated, a little laminated photo.
00:21:45
Speaker
And our friend Dave Burton still has the photo in his wallet and he carries it around still. Awesome. I might see if I can get that picture as well, actually. That might be a good one. I could do like a few, like a post, like a board, like a little holiday mood board.
00:22:01
Speaker
I could do that as like the cover maybe for the YouTube. Yeah, I'll put it in the Discord as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, God. Actually, that's a quite a bad image. Oh, I'll show you another time. I'll just remember what's in it.
00:22:13
Speaker
um Yeah, so wild, man. You know, there's 16-year-old kids. I couldn't imagine like sending my 16-year-old to do this sort of stuff. What else did we get up to? we are There was a Burger King, so we spent a lot of the time at Burger King. Mostly all our meals were at Burger King.
00:22:29
Speaker
um ah where JJ got banned from the Burger King because he was so drunk. One of like the three times I've ever seen him actually like drunk beyond these memes. JJ's one of the most like composed people normally. I know. composed.
00:22:44
Speaker
He just kept trying to go into all of the areas and sort of closed off for cleaning and he just kept going. it And then he was crawling under the gate as they were shutting it. Just living in memories of that. No, no, I want a whopper.
00:22:56
Speaker
I want a whopper. A double. I want a double whopper. A double whopper. And he just kept saying it like a toddler. And then when we got back to the ah to the the hostel, we were playing pool.
00:23:08
Speaker
ah and we were trying to play against each other. And then he just started potting the black into the white. said, no, mate, it's not that way around. And he was just like adamantly convinced because just shut up.
00:23:20
Speaker
It's, it's the black into the white. You idiot. just wouldn't stop. I've just never seen him that drunk before. um That have been the worst impression of JJ I've ever heard. It's close enough. It's close enough.
00:23:37
Speaker
Oh, yeah. gas I'm just going through all my notes. There's so many like crazy things. Um, what did we do? i think that night as well, I was, I woke up really early, like five or 6 AM.
00:23:50
Speaker
Um, I got this smell, this like awful, awful smell. And it's still, it's still like, um you know, and you can just remember a smell like really distinctly and it smelled like, um, you know, in sewage leaks.
00:24:05
Speaker
Yeah. Sewer leaks, but I could smell, was like, oh man, something, I think like pipes are broken or something. there's something wrong with the pipes. Went in to check and it... and you know Do you know Joff? I'm just going say his name. No one will know he is.
00:24:19
Speaker
um And he'd just taken a massive dump. And he's like, oh yeah, sorry, that was me. was like, oh my God! i thought there was a sewerage problem. Honestly, i have not to this day smelt something as bad as that. Like, truly, he's alive still, isn't he? But what was coming out of him...
00:24:40
Speaker
It was like, Lee, I felt, I don't know. Yeah, that that's that that's torn me up pretty badly. That one's stuck with me. That one's ah that one still hurt me. um I'll go on.
00:24:52
Speaker
I think we did some exploring one night. I know this more story, just like loads of little anecdotes. but i think we went It's good. We for a bit of an explore one night. I think we couldn't get into some clubs so far. Let's go to the beach. That'll be a good idea.
00:25:06
Speaker
Along the way, I think we found a trolley. You used to get a lot more trolleys out and about, didn't you? know he said those They don't have those magnetic locks like they do now. ah Or coins, I guess. you cut It's hard to rob trolleys when you haven't.
00:25:18
Speaker
Cash doesn't exist. um So then we found a trolley and we thought, oh, it would be a good idea. We get all the empty crates we've drank, ah light them on fire ah and just push it down a ramp onto the beach. That would be a good idea.
00:25:30
Speaker
I think very jackass. Um, uh, we just lit this trolley on fire. I think some of us were jumping on it and then we just rode it all the way down to the beach in Nuka. If into the beach in Nuka, it's like really high up, like really low down from the seawall.
00:25:43
Speaker
How do you light a trolley on fire? With all the, uh, crates of crates of cardboard in it. Ah, right. Okay. Yeah. It's like this massive like bonfire threw it down. And I guess we didn't really think that people might be down there.
00:25:57
Speaker
Um, And it went all way to the bottom. Luckily, everyone was fine. No one was hurt. I think someone rode it all way to the bottom. But then ah there was some sort of... Whilst it was on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was on fire.
00:26:11
Speaker
So stupid. I know, it's so stupid. When we got down there, there was like campfires going on and people were like singing with acoustic guitars. And then we sort of just joined in them. So it went from this like really extreme like...
00:26:24
Speaker
violence metal music playing to just sing and come by ah around a fire. so So different in the space like five minutes. Uh, yeah, that was real nice. Um,
00:26:35
Speaker
I think we we tried to do a fishing trip one day as well. So, I mean, this is like this is literally just the in-betweeners, I think. I think maybe they were just following us around. It's the in-betweeners mixed with Gavin and Stacey. It is a isn't it? You've got like the phone party from Gavin and Stacey. The fishing trip. Yeah, it's exactly. It's very true. Mixing the jackass stunts like you've been doing as well. We're very millennial.
00:27:00
Speaker
um Went for a fishing trip. However, we thought, what would be a good idea is to have a big, full English breakfast before we go out on the fishing trip. I think we'd had a bite, and we actually were late for the boat, so we had to all run. like We'd literally just finished eating, got in this boat to go fishing, got out to sea, and I was like, I am feeling very, very queasy right now.
00:27:22
Speaker
While the others were like, catching mackerel. I thought, oh no, it's I'm going to go. I'm going to go. ah leant over the side, started horrifically throwing off. And then like a whole fried egg came out my nose.
00:27:34
Speaker
Like it hadn't even been chewed. I think it had either like recoagulated in my stomach and come back up. And was like a whole massive fried egg, like straight out.
00:27:47
Speaker
Oh, that was horrifying. Yeah. I can feel like, you know, the little fried bits on the bottom of an egg. I can feel that touching my nose as it came out. I don't think... that's That's me off eggs for life.
00:28:01
Speaker
I don't think they can re-coagulate. think you must have just swallowed it whole. I think that's it. Yeah, just vacuumed it. I sucked that down. Yeah. yeah Yeah, that was a bad one. That was. That was a bad sick.
00:28:14
Speaker
ah So that was the second or third time was sick that holiday. ah ah Yeah, I'm not keen on fishing. to be honest, nowadays. Anyway, yeah. And then, what else did we do?
00:28:26
Speaker
I met this this other couple were staying there. They must have been like 17 or about to turn 18. This other couple? As though you were a couple? I think there was a couple of people and this couple were there. And I ah i think they'd been on the fishing trip as well.
00:28:40
Speaker
Like, hey, dude, you're really cool. I really like your vibe. like and and i And they were like, oh do you want to come and have a smoke with us? and like, okay, sure. we were right around the corner of these like garages and we're smoking, um, some of the Mary Jane.
00:28:56
Speaker
And then they were like, oh, do you want to, you come and cook this fish with us as well? So just went back to the kitchen. You could, you could cook your own stuff at this place as well. And they were just cooking this fish. yeah um So i' get into weird i came into weird situations.
00:29:11
Speaker
Was it just you and this couple? Yeah. So weird. So weird. I mean, why why were you like, why when they ask you, are you just like, yeah, I'm going to join. Yeah, this seems like a good idea. I'm like... I'm just a yes, man. like I like to say yes to life. I like to...
00:29:29
Speaker
take life with you know with both hands i'm just um i'm just picturing the scene of you just stood in the kitchen king with her just the three of you cooking a fish it's saying anything you're talking while they just stood there chatting away and they're like oh yeah really like your vibe man you yeah i really like your outfit it's really cool was like is it i don't know I'm 16. don't know what's going on.
00:29:53
Speaker
ah yeah I don't think I ate the fish in the I was like, I want to give it a miss.
00:30:00
Speaker
I was there while they were cooking it. um Then I think we just descend the winds got really picked up one day. We thought, oh, bodyboarding would be a good idea. Because Nuki waves are pretty big, aren't they, sometimes?
00:30:12
Speaker
They're showing the winds out. It was getting like six feet. They're taller than us. So, yeah, it's probably, it's got to be six feet, hasn't it, at least? um And we're doing it quite late. I don't think we'd clocked like the tide was coming in.
00:30:24
Speaker
So we're really going for it. And like, it was really the best fun ever had, like doing bodyboarding because we can't surf. um And it was really sending us back and having the best time ever.
00:30:36
Speaker
And then like, we realized, oh no, there's like all our stuff's in this little cove. And then we got like trapped in the cove because the tide was like pounding, like the tide was coming and pounding back.
00:30:47
Speaker
And we thought, oh, it's okay. There's some stairs over there. We'll be fine. And like, and we look up and like, oh no, the stairs got like barbed wire all over it. And it's all like locked with big padlocks. It's like, oh God. And we're like, oh no, we're going to be out on the news, aren't we? Like 14, I just found dead trapped in a nukie cove.
00:31:03
Speaker
Because that's something that happens, isn't it? Like, this stuff really happens. So, like, we had to sort like, cling to the rocks and, like, work our way back around into ah onto, like, the main beach where you could get, like, back up to the seawall.
00:31:15
Speaker
And we just, slipping. We were just, like, scraping our legs and our toes on all these sharp rocks. And with the sea, just, like, pounding you. Because we did try and, like, swim out a bit, but you just couldn't because it was so strong.
00:31:26
Speaker
And we eventually got back. Yeah, man, that was wild, but that was so much fun. and And I think like one of the last nights, um I was in a mood for some reason. I don't know why. they and think someone used my phone to prank call someone and I was just in a debt really big mood and they're like, oh, we're going up for Sevilla. was like, I'm not going.
00:31:44
Speaker
i was just being a bit a real nerd. and i so I'm not going. I'm not going to uns staying with the couple. I'm eating somewhere. LAUGHTER
00:31:54
Speaker
I'm going somewhere else. And then I think me and JJ nearly got into a fight. He's like, no, you're not. You're coming with us. Stop being weird. But I think was a bit weirder when was a bit younger.
00:32:05
Speaker
I'm not weird now. Yeah, it's all solid now. Anyway, so that was kind of like the holiday. um So just a series of like ah random events.
00:32:16
Speaker
um Pretty fun. Gotta say pretty fun. don't remember a lot of it, but that's what i do remember. had to piece this together through a few different people asking, like what happened on this holiday?
00:32:27
Speaker
um Yeah, but that's what happened anyway. So I hope you enjoyed that, everyone. um Scott, John, any thoughts on that one there? ah Yeah, it sounds sounds like they're living up to their animals' reputation, aren't they? Yeah, it sounds like classic Luke story, really. Yeah.
00:32:46
Speaker
yeah maybe yeah Maybe me and John on the next episode will talk you through ah talk through our lads holiday to Kavos. Oh, that'll be good. act That'd be nice. thought We can break that down.
00:32:57
Speaker
I think it's good now. It's the summer as well. It like really fits in. Yeah, fits the vibe well. And I noticed every one of Luke's stories involves some sort of toilet incident. I don't think there's one without it. I know, they all do. And that's even in just his normal weekly update. Yeah, that's his weekly update. Every week ends up talking about going the toilet.
00:33:20
Speaker
yeah Yeah, pretty much. I know. um Yeah, so... Enjoy listeners. that's ah That's my friend, the animals. I did text Jay, actually. He texted me that I didn't listen to the podcast.
00:33:32
Speaker
And I said, we were animals, weren't we? was just like, ha ha, yes. Yes. really were. He was talking about getting, uh, Mr. Martin on. was like, I don't know if it would be appropriate to have him on as a guest.
00:33:45
Speaker
I'm scared of what he'll say. Um, be heavily edited episode. Yeah. Redacted. so i Maybe we'll leave that one. Took your shirt and redacted. We'll, uh, start, start aside.
00:33:57
Speaker
ah Yeah. A second, a second episode. wellll We'll launch the Patreon soon and it can be a Patreon episode so you don't get cancelled. Okay. Um, um
00:34:12
Speaker
Do you want to do an email this week, Scott? or should we we Because we with this episode is quite a long one. Yeah, I've got quite a quick one. if we want to yeah let's let you click on oh so Let's do a quick one then. Oh, cat's butt.
00:34:22
Speaker
Cat bum. Yeah, I was going to say. let Let's do a quick one then. She's gone. ah Yeah, i'll I'll get started. and Let me get comfortable. There we go. Yeah, so this one is from Stee. So thank you, Stee, for writing in to us. Thanks, Stee.
00:34:40
Speaker
And Stee went to as school and was a few years, he's actually in my sister's year, um and he's actually married to my sister now, which is kind of crazy. and So, Stee used to have quite a good relationship with the English teacher and they used to play pranks on her like fairly often. and I won't name names because i'm not I can't remember which English teacher it was and he hasn't written it down for me. Wait, did they think they had a good relationship?
00:35:10
Speaker
yeah they used to they used to play pranks on her and she used to take it quite well and it was quite like they used to have like some friendly friendly back and forth yeah um between her and the whole class um so uh the one like they used to hide her pens for the law for the whiteboard um like turn her uh pencil case inside out and put the stuff back inside it and zip it up or nice inside out. like Yeah. i like those petty things.
00:35:41
Speaker
Petty little pranks and stuff like that. Um, and then one afternoon they went into their English lesson. It was that time of year of like coursework was due. So like teachers stressed.
00:35:53
Speaker
Um, and she was like, no one's done it. So I think, and Steve thought it was a really good idea. Usually the classroom was locked, but before he went in, they went into the classroom.
00:36:04
Speaker
ah They were like lining up so outside. She wasn't there yet. ah Because we used to have like two bells, didn't we? Like one to signify like, okay, start heading in. And then another one that was like, Oh, that rings bell.
00:36:17
Speaker
Yeah. And then another one that was like going to the classroom. So the first bell rang and like everyone would start heading towards classrooms. And Steve thought it was a really good idea to go and hide in the cupboard. and was going to jump out when she did the register.
00:36:30
Speaker
ah So in the in the in these in the English classrooms, we used to have these little like just like so little storage cupboard, wasn't it? and So we went and got into the cupboard. and came into the ah She came into the room, she got the class in,
00:36:44
Speaker
And it was one of those periods of time where she she was just getting really frustrated because they haven't done the coursework. So she started the lesson off with like an absolute bollocking to the class. Wait, so he's in the cupboard at this time? And he's in the cupboard at this time. Oh my God, that is horrible. He's going to jump. oh, oh. ah yeah So he was like, he was waiting for the, he was waiting for the register to be done. Usually that's how she starts every lesson.
00:37:11
Speaker
Like he knows that's how she starts every lesson. He's waiting for it. It hasn't come. She's just gone straight into the bollocking of the coursework. So she's like losing a shit with people.
00:37:23
Speaker
After about 20 minutes, she's still not got to it. And Steve's like, I don't know what to do here. I don't know when to come out. like He lets the main bollocking go. ah ah he's like, I'm just going to i'm just goingnna have to go out. Just slip out, yeah. so That's what he did. He just opened the cupboard and slipped out halfway through. like She's still bollocking about the coursework. And he just like slides out, goes and sits down. Oh, no.
00:37:52
Speaker
like Apparently, like he says that the whole room just stopped. He's trying to do it like really stealthily, um but couldn't and had to sit down ah and just yeah just like managed to get his way to a seat.
00:38:09
Speaker
like and Everyone's just in shock that this has happened sort of thing. No one's laughing. Everyone's just deadpan. Teachers just dead staring into his seat.
00:38:20
Speaker
ah And then he's like, sorry, miss. I can't deal with what just happened. I'm not sure what was. In that situation, I genuinely think just, I'm just like, oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah, that's brilliant.
00:38:34
Speaker
in that situation i genuinely think i just i've just like ah for fuck's sake yeah if A real real prank gone wrong. but Yeah. Blink out. ah Sorry. Oh, it's horrible. ah so awkward.
00:38:51
Speaker
Yeah, he was ah he was explaining this to me the other day and he was like, i'm going to put it in writing and send it in in the email. and That's really, I think that's one of the best. So good. So funny. love that. I can really like empathize.
00:39:03
Speaker
yeah I really wanted to like, I really wanted to like have that on camera because I just think it's one of those situations that I think if you like, if you had to watch it live, know, Oh yeah, that'd be a really good sketch. That'd be a great sketch.
00:39:16
Speaker
It literally sounds like, I could just imagine, like you say, the teacher can't comprehend what's happening. Why has he come out the cupboard? And also the rest of the class as well are just like, what? He's been in there for ages? You'd just think he was away though, wouldn't you? Yeah, I know. He'd be like, oh, Stephen's not here today. Did class not know he was there either?
00:39:35
Speaker
they they They did. it was in It was in the afternoon. So like or are like a few of his mates knew and they were just waiting for it. guess they didn't tell anyone else. They were just waiting for the... Because she just came in. like Usually, he said like every week it was like in register. yeah Well, she should have done the register to be fair. Yeah, she should have done. It's a, you know, after lunch legal requirement.
00:39:57
Speaker
But yeah, she... yeah It's like that episode of Always Sunny where they're hiding in the closet and they're just like... walk out in the end. I don't know how we can walk out.
00:40:08
Speaker
That's so mad. That's really good. That's one of the best ones we've had. That's a really good story. When he told me I was howling, when I read it earlier in the week, I was howling. I was like, yes, that is ah that is prime content.
00:40:21
Speaker
Oh, I'm so glad you put that one on this week. That that is amazing. Thank you. Thank you very much, Steve. That might get the gold award. That's up there. We'll have to do a review at the end of the series of our like top... Rank of stories.
00:40:34
Speaker
Rank of stories. That was awesome. Right. ah Well, while we better cut it off because we've done a 40 minute of this time of me like rambling through my Nuki story. That's good. It's good. it's good people People want it longer. That's the reviews we've had. Okay. Fair enough.
00:40:48
Speaker
um Well, thank you everyone for listening. And yeah, do make sure to follow us on our socials, get and get ah engaged with us, interact with us. we We like to do a little um hello on the socials as well. I know John did one this week, so thank you very much um for...
00:41:06
Speaker
Sort of talking about me. and a funny little story about me, John. um It could have been one about yourself, really, couldn't it? ah So if you go to our our socials, you'll find out ah what he was talking about.
00:41:21
Speaker
It's at tookyourshirtingpod.com. um And if you do have a story for us, you can drop it into our socials or send it to tuckyourshirtinpod at gmail.com and our producer Scott will sift through those and um read that out on air, hopefully.
00:41:38
Speaker
So thank you ever so much for joining us this week and we'll see you soon. Check out the episode notes for all of our links and we'll catch on the next one.
00:41:49
Speaker
Bye. Bye. Goodbye.