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Running in Bin Bags
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Scott’s out here running in bin bags 🏃♂️🗑️ (yep, you read that right), John shares the story of a very messy night at the student union 🍻🎉, and Luke… well, Luke’s questioning all his life choices 🤔😅.
From dodgy fitness hacks to wild nights out, we’re unpacking it all — no filter, no shame, just laughs and a bit of confusion.
🎧 Hit play and come along for the ride. It’s a mess, but it’s our kind of mess.
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Podcast Introduction
00:00:02
Speaker
Hey everyone, welcome to Took Your Shirting, the podcast where we uncover the silliest and most scandalous school stories. We'll hear from both the students' and teachers' perspectives of the scandals.
Meet the Hosts
00:00:15
Speaker
You're listening to Took Your Shirting with me, John Hassan, my brother Luke Hassan, and our producer and a man who still goes for jogs in bin bags, Scott Burrows.
00:00:29
Speaker
what i mean What an introduction that is. Thanks very much for that, John. The bin bag man. from From the script it it said, insert funny. So hopefully that was funny. I like that. i was really good.
00:00:42
Speaker
um We'll come back that, I think. I think we'll come back to that one. The listeners don't need to know the whole story just yet on that. Nah, it's fine. How you doing? Had good weeks?
00:00:54
Speaker
Yeah, not bad, thank you. about yourself? Yeah, it's been all right. It's been all right. Yeah, yeah. um and Anyone want to give a any updates from anything we've been
New Pets: Tree Frogs
00:01:05
Speaker
getting up to?
00:01:05
Speaker
I think I'll go this week. It's been a very pet-related week this week for for for myself. um Start of the week, we've... Got some new tree frogs called Odin and Vulcan, which quite, know, Norse gods.
00:01:23
Speaker
Nice. Names into tiny little tree frogs. um Scott, um now, I don't know, but are tree frogs native to the ah Scandinavian region?
00:01:35
Speaker
i don I wouldn't say so. Or is it more that they embody the the spirit Of a true Norse. Again, I'm not sure i' not sure that was really thought about when the naming process kind of took place, I think. I'll redact my statement.
00:01:54
Speaker
I think we just kind of went, what of what are good names for tree frogs? and yeah, we both just went Odin, Vulcan. I think Thor was thrown in there. Yeah.
00:02:06
Speaker
Yeah, Freya, Fenrir, we're all thrown around. It feels like you were only considering Norse names. Yeah, it does feel like that, doesn't it? Was it just any other names like Froggy, Lucky, Kermit? We didn't have Kermit. We did have...
00:02:24
Speaker
Oh, I can't remember. We did have... um Neil? like ha and Like Hop and something else. and Sounds pretty classic to me. Yeah, that you know, I don't want to be boring. I want yeah i wanted to stick to a theme.
00:02:39
Speaker
Fair enough. So we went with Odin Vulcan. So yeah, we've got got two little tree frogs. They're very cute. They're absolutely lethal. I don't know if you've ever seen... tree frogs hunt. Obviously, we have to give them like live crickets and stuff. um But they are... They're so vicious.
00:02:58
Speaker
like They just leap and just take these poor... like One bite, just this cricket's just minding its own little business and just... Chomp. Gone. Doesn't exist anymore. It's crazy.
00:03:11
Speaker
and so and It's so... It's brutal. I feel really bad for the crickets, to be honest. It's horrifying. Yeah, it really Did you know you had to feed them crickets when you got them? Yeah, we did we did know. I didn't realise... I didn't realise how brutal it would be. I've never had, like... um reptiles or amphibians or anything like that. you buy the like boxes of crickets from pets at home? is where When we used to have, we used to have a couple of geckos, I only fed them once and it was so traumatic for me. Oh my God.
00:03:39
Speaker
As soon as you open that box, there's just like hundreds of crickets trying to jump out. It's horrible. Oh my God. Yeah, so we... We tend to like open the corner of a box and then let them fall into another box. And then one of the like the other person or whoever's not holding the box of crickets will just put the lid on once like five or six are in.
00:03:58
Speaker
it's ah It's insane, though. like You feel so bad. It is horrible. you've got You've got to be careful as well, because in our old house, Alexa dropped a whole box once. Oh, Jesus. Everywhere. I don't think we ever found them all, really. laura's Laura's dad. So when Laura was growing up, she used to have... um She used to have ah a like lizards and stuff like that.
00:04:20
Speaker
um And her dad would often drop like locusts, like the big ones. yeah um And like the neighbours would like knock on the door and be like...
00:04:31
Speaker
Have you got locusts? like have you got rep Have you got reptiles or anything? yeah we keep hearingving you know we keep We keep getting into bed at night, house is quiet, and we're just hearing like what sound like locusts in the walls. So, yeah, I think we're we're trying to be really careful with it, um and fingers crossed that we don't have any ah have any issues.
Pet Grooming Misadventures
00:04:52
Speaker
I thought you were going to say my neighbour's not the door, and have you got locusts? Because our corn crop has produced it's very low yields this is Very low yields. Yeah, no, we haven't. Yeah, there's no, there's no nothing like that's happened yet, fingers crossed. um But yeah, so there was the, we bought frogs, and then also took Remus the groomer this week, and to the to the um groomer this week um Now, I've never taken Remus the groomer.
00:05:22
Speaker
Have you had to go to the police or anything? No, no. um But I've taken him to the groomer. And I've never taken a dog to the groomer. So I didn't realize it was very much like having our own haircut.
00:05:33
Speaker
So I opened the door like, oh yeah, I've got Remus. Oh yeah, have what do you want? And I just kind of stood blankly, expressionless. She was like, the usual, the teddy bear cut for a Cavapoo. And I was like...
00:05:48
Speaker
Sure, yeah. Didn't realize that you had to specify actually specify what you wanted. and So I was like, yeah, and baby le is maybe leave his mop on the top of his head a little bit longer um because he has like the little white patch on the top of his head.
00:06:06
Speaker
um So we've left that a little bit longer, but yeah, he looks, he's come away. He doesn't look like a, like a shaved chicken or anything like that. So she's done a very good job. Full shave. Full shave. I don't want any hair on him and no hair on him. Just get, get rid of all his hair. hairless coward he'd He'd look insane. Absolutely mental. But no, I think he'll be, i think he'll be a little bit happier as the, ah as it kind of gets closer to just the spring and the summer.
00:06:31
Speaker
Do you feed him locusts as well? Oh yeah, he loves them. Does he eat them? he hasn't. We've not had any escape yet. um butt I bet the cat would have them. Oh, the cat would. Yeah, the cats. They ever got out. like Jeepers is not ah she's not a hunter at all, unless it's... They eat the crickets.
00:06:47
Speaker
Oh yeah, like spiders. should see her with a spider. She's with spiders. Oh, it's horrifying. She doesn't... So like with spiders, she doesn't like... She does kill them eventually, but she like plays with it first.
00:07:02
Speaker
She's so demonic with it. She'll put a paw on it and like try it so it like tries to get away and it can't get away because a paw is obviously on top of it. And then she'll let it go and then she'll just like bat it around. And then eventually she'll just go,
00:07:15
Speaker
and just munch it and you just hear you just hear this poor like this horrible chopping of the of the cat's lips. It's horrible. But yeah, she does um she doesn' enjoy a spider. What about yourselves? have you Have you eaten the crickets yourself?
00:07:30
Speaker
No, i'm i'm i' you know i'm I'm partial to some ah to some strange foods. i have the ah I've heard heard it's the food of the future.
00:07:41
Speaker
Yeah. okay It's never raw it's endans meant to be very good, actually. yeah it's It's no raw chicken, though. so um ah yeah that's That's the main portion of your diet, isn't it? Oh, yeah. love raw chicken. Did you eat raw chicken? No.
00:07:54
Speaker
ah John? Well, I think Scott has a tendency to um ah get carried away and in debates and make things up. I think you've definitely done that in the past. um So when we were away, I think we were talking about how you can obviously steak pretty much raw.
00:08:14
Speaker
ah And then we were saying, but you can't really do it with white meat. And Scott immediately came up with, well, I eat raw chicken all the time.
00:08:24
Speaker
that was That was how that came about. yes and I've never forgotten it. Again, out of context, was talking about the fact that I have eaten raw chicken. I didn't get ill because my dad is not the best chef in the world and has made me many a portion of chicken that is ah a little bit uncooked in the middle. and I've got to honest, I think that's what John said. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
00:08:54
Speaker
that's That's just my own brain. Whenever I hear John talking, I just switch off. Because I know it's going to be incriminating, but yeah. Terrible. You and your dad have quite a funny relationship with food, don't you?
00:09:07
Speaker
I hear you are. Oh God, no. Both of them like to drink straight out of the milk carton or orange juice carton. Oh God. i one If one of them's ever ill, the other one's going to be ill just a little bit later is ah it quite often what happens.
00:09:21
Speaker
Again, one time, one time, I drank out of the orange juice carton last. I got ill because my dad hadn't been very well. didn't realise he'd drank out of the orange carton juice earlier in the week.
00:09:34
Speaker
There was like a tiny little bit left. I'm like, I'm not going to dirty a glass for this Didn't realise he'd drank from it. And then, yeah, was horrendously ill the rest of the week. Oh, it's the sole purpose of a glass.
00:09:46
Speaker
It's to be drunk out of. Yeah, but when there was like mouthful, maybe two mouthfuls left, I was like, don't want dirty it. It's fine. I didn't want to wash it up.
00:09:59
Speaker
This was when I was much younger. I've learned my lessons since that point. It's not something I do anymore. The shared drink. It's probably because of the raw chicken, to be fair. Eating that and then drinking that.
00:10:10
Speaker
Yeah. so It's not good it's not a good combo. Don't do that, folks. Having the shared the shared drink out of the fridge. Lips all round the top of it as well. A bit of back walking there as well. Just give it a lick round the... before you go.
00:10:28
Speaker
Really mark your own territory. We'll move on now. That was my week. Somehow we've got to that. But there you go. Sorry, we we jumped all over that, Scott. Sorry.
00:10:42
Speaker
Right. Oh, hang on. you I saw that callback to the start. Jumped around. Tree frogs. Fantastic. I really like that callback. Okay, let's move on then.
University Visit Adventure
00:10:57
Speaker
So, who's bringing us a story this week? Is it me? I think it's me. Okay. That's okay. Yeah. um Right. Now, you've both probably heard shortened version of this story before.
00:11:09
Speaker
um But... This will be a little bit more detailed. So I'll try and avoid using the people's names um if I can. so But I'll use the main name of of of the person who went to visit. So our friend, um I'll just use his first name, Mike.
00:11:28
Speaker
We went to visit him every year when he was at uni for his birthday. uh each year was unique um but this second year we went to visit him was the the most eventful i would say uh so we arrived the two of us went up um let's call them nigel and roger uh accompanied me up to visit mike 255 year old chattsy joe It's a common theme in John's life, just spending time with 50-year-old men in the comedy club. He's done it from a very young age.
00:12:05
Speaker
this the Grimers you went to see, Scott? Yeah, yeah. different Different type of groomers, these ones, though. um So as i say, yeah was ah this was his second year at uni. So we'd have been 19. He'd have been turning 20.
00:12:21
Speaker
And it's, you know, in second year, it's when you let start to live off campus. So they'd got their own house, Mike and a few of his uni friends. I hadn't met many of them. I can't really remember most of their names.
00:12:32
Speaker
ah We arrived. Mike was there wearing a full gray like grey, light grey tracksuit. um And we met one of his friends who I remember, they they called him Ainsley um because the story was apparently looked like Ainsley Harriot.
00:12:49
Speaker
Okay. The only characteristic he shared with Ainsley Harriot is that he was black. um Other than that, he didn't really look classic stereotype. Did he like this nickname? He was happy with the nickname. He seemed to be anyway. Was he a good cook?
00:13:03
Speaker
don't know about that. He never cooked for me. He might have been. He just talks about peppers all the time. yeah like i fair Carry on. but yeah So we got there um and we obviously planned to go out. We were going to go to the students' union.
00:13:17
Speaker
We had a bit of pre-drinks. ah Mike, whilst he was at uni, was quite a heavy drinker. He may not probably doesn't mind me ah saying this. he His pre-drinks, he drank a whole bottle of Southern Comfort straight out the bottle.
00:13:32
Speaker
not really a pre-drinks. That's like an whole a whole drinks. As we know, Mike is is a very big guy. um And after he had the Southern Comfort, he wanted to get something to eat and he was still wearing his grey tracksuit.
00:13:45
Speaker
So he put on his like work shoes, which are some smart shoes. and Just to look completely unhinged. Yeah. And walked to the shop. i can't remember what he was buying, to be honest. It was just some sort of snack to eat. Probably raw chicken.
00:14:00
Speaker
Probably. Or cooked looked chicken breast was Mike's usual go-to. Very possible. um But anyway, yeah, so he'd had a lot to pre-drink, think sort of getting to the point of. And we'd we'd all drank a bit.
00:14:14
Speaker
So we arrived at the the union, the the four of us. Yeah. Mike continued to drink at the union. He was buying shots and all sorts. And ah at one point we turned around and Mike was very angrily walking across the sort dance floor, looking at someone. We didn't know what had happened.
00:14:35
Speaker
So, Nigel, Roger and myself all tried to hold him back. It was sort of like something out of a um a TV show. We were all just sliding backwards because of the size of Mike, as you know, he's a big, strong guy. Jeez, yeah. Usually the nicest man of all time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. um But obviously, was, you know, he was more Southern comfort than than man at this point. Yeah.
00:14:58
Speaker
um And we were swiftly ah removed from the Students' Union ah by the security guards at this point, ah quite rightly. As we went outside, there was this very drunk Irish guy.
00:15:14
Speaker
he yeah He challenged Nigel to a slapping contest. I don't think that's not a normal thing, obviously. That's not thing. It might be an island. Maybe it is. Maybe it If it is, please let us know. yeah He said, you want a slapping contest? And he was quite drunk, this guy. And ah Nigel was drunk, but but pretty sober.
00:15:34
Speaker
And he was like, yeah, sure. And this guy would literally tap tap Nigel on the face. And then Nigel slapped him so hard. It was was actually quite horrible. This went on for absolutely ages until eventually one of the bouncers came over and said, I've been watching you for about 20 minutes, guys. You're going to have to move on.
00:15:53
Speaker
This is ridiculous now. So we carried on to the front. And ah there was this girl who was being carried out by two of her friends um and she'd got a black bin bag wrapped around ah the back of her, like around her waist.
00:16:10
Speaker
Oh, Scott, you know this sort of stuff. You know black bin bags, don't you? Oh, yeah. mean, I've only ever used them for running. and So just to make you sweat more. Yeah. I say I use them. My dad would force me to use them. Again, a strange es strangeng strange relationship. Oh, it's another sob story, John. It's another sob story. Come on, move on. let Get off of This bin bag blew away and we could then see that how a skirt had sort of reversed and was now over her like belly.
00:16:43
Speaker
So like bum hurt, basically. Oh, God. She was wearing like a thong. Oh, no, poor thing. And it was at this point that Roger, you're the other person in the story, who was also very drunk, ran ran past behind her and slapped her on the bum.
00:17:01
Speaker
Oh, God. That slap must have sort of caused some sort of issue internally. She immediately started pissing down her leg. ah And then what followed that was she started to...
00:17:17
Speaker
poo herself oh my god because she was wearing a thong um it sort of was uh split down the middle split down the middle oh jesus christ um i know it was it was it was quite horrendous scene um and then her friends grabbed the bin bag to cover her again they were trying to get her into a taxi i don't know if they managed to get her in uh they covered her up obviously this bin bag would have been covered in all sorts and i think they did get her in but then the bin bag blew away again um Oh, no.
00:17:48
Speaker
Roger had missed all of this after the slap. He was... don't know what he was doing. And he then found the bin bag on the floor and picked it up, not realising what had happened. Oh, no. ah So his his hands were probably covered in, yeah know, some bodily fluids. Instant karma there.
00:18:06
Speaker
Instant karma for him. He... say e We were like, put it down. It's covered in shit. And he was like, what are talking about? He was like having none of it. And we were like, you stink. And he was getting quite angry ah to the point where he just fuck
00:18:27
Speaker
ah You're having me on, you're having me on. Really aggressive. Yeah. ah And then we we just walked back home after that. But only only yeah Nigel and I actually were sober enough to remember the whole thing.
00:18:41
Speaker
um i think it was at that point that I rang yourself, Luke, I think. uh to sort of recount what just happened i couldn't quite believe it oh god yeah i think yeah i think you were with your like oh your uni oh yeah oh god yes i remember this now i just remember being on the phone and you were all just like laughing back oh yeah i'll put you on speakerphone yeah let's listen to what listen to what john's just going through it was one of the most unbelievably bizarre things i've ever seen Yeah, but that's that's about it really. Nothing else. Thank you. but i've got i mean i've got some I've got some questions. Yeah, feel free.
00:19:16
Speaker
Firstly, when... all of this is unfolding. Are you just stood in the street just watching it happen? Just like, cause I can just imagine it like slow motion.
00:19:29
Speaker
It's so disgusting, but you just don't want to take your eyes off it. I mean, the whole the whole thing probably actually happened quite quickly. Um, but yeah, it did feel like very surreal. It almost felt like it was like a dream. Like, like what the hell is going on here? Um, Oh God.
00:19:44
Speaker
It doesn't sound real. it just it sounds It sounds mental and yeah of also awful. it's Absolutely awful. its It's not something I've ever forgotten. As say, I was 19, so it's like 12 years ago.
00:20:00
Speaker
It's drilled into your memory now. memory It's quite a sight seeing someone say poo in a thong. of of I can't believe the thong just split it down the middle.
00:20:11
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. And now it's something you probably just pay for on OnlyFans now. There you go. It's come full circle. is that Is that you trying to ah trying to put but out your OnlyFans?
00:20:23
Speaker
Yeah, if you do want to catch me. I'm reading ah history documentary books, but turning the pages with my toes. Oh, God.
00:20:35
Speaker
The way he said it was so seductive as well. Have I cut my toenails? No, I haven't. Have I washed my feet all week? No, no it depends on what the person that's for. I'm...
00:20:49
Speaker
very grateful for the support and I like to take people's needs on board. That is, can't, don't think I can look at Luke for the rest of the podcast. John, secondly, her, right.
00:21:02
Speaker
So like we've, surely we've all been in a taxi where you are really drunk or something's happened and they are not like that taxi driver is not having you in their car because they know they're going to spoil it.
00:21:15
Speaker
Like, Did he not go, o probably best not to take this? i can't ah can't really remember, but i was yeah I'm sort of thinking that. surely It's probably all okay now. was all in the bag.
00:21:27
Speaker
wow it's It's all over ah roger Roger's hands. It's all over Roger.
00:21:33
Speaker
All nice and clean.
00:21:36
Speaker
I've never tried to clean myself off with a bin bag. I can't imagine it being the most efficient. I can only talk from a sweat perspective. It keeps going kind of just makes it it kind of makes everything go everywhere.
00:21:48
Speaker
If you're not wearing boxer briefs, though, as well, nothing's keeping it in. It's coming straight out. Yeah. You're probably quite good good to go, aren't you? But it's going to be all over that, all over the thong. I guess you could lose that.
00:22:01
Speaker
Lose that. And then you're fine. It's still all over your legs. It's still all over your legs. 50-50, I'd say. I think...
00:22:10
Speaker
i think I can safely say she wouldn't be in my taxi after that. like No, no. I'm not taking her. Maybe just hadn't seen it.
00:22:21
Speaker
He might not have, to be fair. He definitely smells it. He let her in and was like, oh God, what have I done? yeah So that that poor woman, obviously, i have had quite a night. Although she probably doesn't remember herself. well no Hopefully her friends were kind, I imagine. the next Feels cleared out the next day. Oh, my tummy feels good now.
00:22:41
Speaker
There's no way your friends like let you forget that. she's ah she's Two things have happened there. Either she's had to live with it to this day, or she's found herself a new friendship circle that have no idea about it. Yeah.
00:22:52
Speaker
Fair enough. And if you're listening to the podcast, please get in touch with us because we would love to hear your side of the story of it. yeah not By chance, someone.
00:23:05
Speaker
If you want to press charges against Roger, please do. Have we had any emails this week?
Listener Stories: Ben Coleman
00:23:19
Speaker
We have. We've got a couple. Um... So we've actually had a friend of the pod come into contact. So I think, John, I think you you know quite well. and Ben?
00:23:31
Speaker
Yes, ah Ben. Ben Coleman. sure you won't mind me using your full name. Yeah, I've met him um a couple of times. He's great. He's a stand-up comic as well. He does like musical comedy.
00:23:42
Speaker
and Can we give him a shout out? Yeah. So his name's Ben Coleman. He runs a monthly night ah called Crash Test Comedy, mostly. And he's got a podcast himself as well called um Had an Idea Podcast.
00:23:57
Speaker
So I'm sure whatever he's written, I know you look after the emails. We don't get to see them before the pod. I'm sure it'll be funny. So I'm looking forward it. just to double check, I was just trying to find his socials. Now, this isn't the same Ben Coleman who's the Labour MP for Chelsea and Fulham, is it?
00:24:11
Speaker
It is. It's the very same. Oh, no way. No, it's not. I was like like, there's no way. There's no way, surely. Right. Okay. fer Oh, right. I think I've got him.
00:24:25
Speaker
Let me get let Let's give him some love. Let's give him some love. I think...
00:24:31
Speaker
No, carry on, Scott. so um I've got loads of different Ben Coleman's here. Oh, keep looking. Ben sent us say um he sent us a lot of, ah ah well, three stories he sent through. and They're fairly short.
00:24:45
Speaker
They're more like anecdotes than I'd say they were proper full-fledged stories. So I might just cover a couple of them and hope for the best. so um One second, Scott. Sorry, all the animals have broken in.
00:24:56
Speaker
Okay, I'll let Oh, no, we've got an animal umsec disaster. like right Alexa!
00:25:05
Speaker
Lex! That's his wife's name, by the way, not the AI assistant. We're just going to cut this, aren't we? I imagine. All right, fair enough. Oh God, I could just see Ron causing chaos.
00:25:17
Speaker
ah Ben Coleman needs to be found easy. Oh, I think I've got it actually. Yeah, I've got i he's like it. like if you He came up on YouTube for me quite easily. Yeah, I've got him here.
00:25:28
Speaker
It's IamBenColeman.com. Easy. You're back. Okay, but I'll go again. Cool. So yeah, Ben sent us ah a few anecdotes which are quite funny. So I'm going to talk you through um so through a couple of his stories. um So the first one and that he does was in primary school.
00:25:55
Speaker
where, as I'm sure we've all we've all done before, of the classic prank of pulling the chair back as someone's about to sit down, always hilarious, um always is funny until someone gets hurt, which you unfortunate and unfortunately for Ben, in this situation,
00:26:12
Speaker
ah ah may ah don't he hasn't stated whether he had a bit of a crush on the girl, but she fell backwards and hit her head. and so obviously was sent to the head teacher's office, and But as he walked out the room, he thought it was a really good idea to grab his exercise book.
00:26:29
Speaker
And when the head teacher asked why he'd been sent to ah to see to see him, Ben said, it was for good work. So he showed the head teacher um his exercise book and all the good work that he'd completed. And obviously, as a head teacher, he'd been on the wiser, um who then escorted him back to class and showed ben ah Ben's book to all of the ah all of the class and said what brilliant what brilliant work and how they should be more like him. yeah
00:27:01
Speaker
And at the end of the day, Ben was ah ben was leaving school. And as the polite young man he was, um he held the door open for someone. as As the headteacher called over, well done, Ben.
00:27:15
Speaker
Isn't holding a door open nicer than pushing a girl off a chair? So obviously had been in the staff room and and kind of thrown under the bus by the teacher.
00:27:26
Speaker
ah so But fortunately, don't think he got into too much trouble for that. ah got to be careful with what you do. i But I mean, for a primary school kid to go in with that quick fire thinking of I'm going to take my exercise book, that is like, that is some next level thinking. I'm very impressed with that.
00:27:46
Speaker
i think that's just the moulding of the young brain and the cylinders firing all the time, aren't they? So he's just it's just he's got the situation, he's thinking, oh God, I need to do something. just comes to you.
00:27:56
Speaker
just comes to you. It's a genius. Absolutely genius. When the teacher's talking about it, they're probably like, this kid's clever. We can't tell him off for that. sure like and like he's done He's done really well there to ah to pull that out the bag last second.
00:28:12
Speaker
Yeah, one of those scenarios where you're just impressed. and and Great story. um And then the second one, ah he we now move forward to secondary school where Ben had an IT teacher who was fairly relaxed and always let them, you know, he was a fairly hardworking student, so always kind of let them have some fun because they completed the work. They were quite good with light computers and stuff.
00:28:37
Speaker
And they used to pull little pranks on each other's on each other and should The teacher would often get them back and stuff like that. um And one day, Ben decided ah to while she was out of the room, to hide her keys, her car keys, this is, in an empty box and left a riddle on a desk for her to find them.
00:29:01
Speaker
However, unbeknownst to Ben, his friend took the note and threw it in the bin. So this teacher had no idea where these keys were, had no way of finding it.
00:29:15
Speaker
Ben, none the wiser, is sat in one of his afternoon lessons. where she stormed in, completely ignoring the class, completely ignoring the teacher, and just said, Ben Coleman, I have just wasted half an hour looking for my keys, and I've missed my lunch.
00:29:32
Speaker
One of these days, I'm going to kill you. my God. And then stormed off down the corridor, giving death threats out men as she went.
00:29:46
Speaker
So you can imagine her absolute rage. and That would be really frustrating to what i have to deal with that. kill you. i'm going to kill you. I think she'd have enjoyed it if she did find the riddle. Do think that was the problem? think Yeah, I think i think that's that's better's the key.
00:30:03
Speaker
I think he does go on to say that she took it she took it well and once it was all kind of described to her. But even so, that is... I mean, that is absolutely evil to to do more from Ben's friend, actually, than than anyone. High risk, high reward situation, isn't it?
00:30:22
Speaker
A fantastic story, nonetheless. That reminds me a little bit, scott i don't know if you remember this. um We had a supply teacher in maths. And we were meant to have some tests.
00:30:34
Speaker
Oh, yeah. i wrote Yeah, I know exactly what you're referring to. One one of the one of the guys in our class, was in we were in the classroom before the supply teacher came in. He hid the tests in one of the drawers.
00:30:46
Speaker
And the supply teacher came in baffled, went out and got... Another teacher's a come in. and he was like looking for them, just all so baffled. Like, where are these tests? i think the teacher I think the teacher who came in had put the tests, had like printed them off.
00:31:00
Speaker
Yeah, and put them there. and so So he obviously knew they were in the room somewhere or had been taken. And he was like, he he just went mental, didn't he? He was where are the tests? And he was meant to be teaching the class himself as well, obviously. Oh, great. Eventually, the the guy that hit them said,
00:31:19
Speaker
Oh, have you tried looking in that drawer? yeah I immediately pulled them out and he just into loads of trouble. Like, what have you doing? Well, I guess it's like those things, you know, the serial killer returns to the scene of the crime. Yeah, it's not it's name it's no good if you're not caught for it, is it?
00:31:37
Speaker
he he could have just He could have just left it and just got on a way with it none of us would have had to do the tests. Yeah. But you you want them to know it was you, don't you? Yeah. yeah i also remember sitting those tests in that lesson.
00:31:48
Speaker
And like obviously you're you're in you're meant to be in test conditions and everyone laughing. And people were just like saying the answers to questions out loud. It was like, question four, answer's 23.
00:32:00
Speaker
just remember people doing that or like coughing like question two like really badly really obviously and the teacher just being like who said that who was that like but because it's a because it's a supply teacher there was just no there's no like she can't really give you detention and can't really um you know tell you off that that that badly really so you kind of get away with it a little bit more Don't become a supply teacher is what the moral of the story is. Moral of the story. I think from yeah from most ah from most occasions as supply teachers, I think my and they struggle in most classrooms.
00:32:39
Speaker
Yeah, it sounds like it when we just give them absolute horrible time. It's funny for us. right um so let me be ah let me give Ben's um website out because I found him it's IamBenColeman.com I mean we can't get any easier than that that is very simple IamBenColeman.com so please go and get show him some love because they're very funny and he's been very kind in writing us in some lovely little anecdotes there so thank you very much
00:33:10
Speaker
Thank you very much, Ben. Thanks, Ben. Right. That brings us to the end of the pod this week. um I've just got a text. I've got to go and deal with a Poon army. um So wish me luck. We almost got through a week of Luke talking not about Poon. I know. It's not mine. It's someone else's. That's just how it goes.
00:33:30
Speaker
All right. Well, thanks ever so much. Please write in your stories to tuckyousherinpod at gmail.com. We'll drop our Discord link in the description so you can chat to us there. um And maybe we'll start a pod poo chat um where you can share your... Send in any poo-based stories. no yeah any poo-based stories would be nice as well, actually. Oh, God. I don't want to read through those. It's so special. No, Scott will like to read through those.
00:33:57
Speaker
He's actually requested it on our potty chat, ah potty watch, that chat. Potty watch. Yeah. Right. See you soon. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.