Transcript
Speaker: Welcome to My American Hero. This program is brought to you by POS Podcast Productions. Here is Katie Burgess reading her 2024 Reddit review of Tula City, Utah.
Speaker: I wonder if the people of Tulo City, Utah know they live in a shithole. How can they stomach the rotten egg smell that blows in from the not so great salt lake? It boggles my mind why anyone would want to live in such a foul smelling place.
Speaker: Even if you're willing to hide indoors, Tulo City will still grind you down with its slow internet speeds. I was told 10 Mbps is the max for this stench bucket of a town.
Speaker: WTF Tulo, I read the schools are terrible here too. I wonder if the school's sucking has something to do with the awful internet or the daily noxious smells. The children of Tualo City are swimming upstream in my opinion.
Speaker: And 27 restaurants my ass. Does anyone think Del Taco, Carl's Jr., Arby's, Subway, A&W, Domino's, Burger King, Papa Murphy's, KFC, and McDonald's are real restaurants?
Speaker: How about Starbucks, Papa John's, Popeye's, Little Caesars, Crumble Cookie, Wendy's, or the town grocery store? Yep, the Tuilo City government lists its grocery store as a restaurant because it makes sandwiches in the deli.
Speaker: WTF Tuilo? After four days in this land of stank, I've concluded there are only seven legitimate restaurants, eight if you count Applebee's. Is there some kind of Mormon commandment against decent food?
Speaker: The bottom line is, you'd have to be an American hero to survive in Tuolo City.
