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C2 Fallen ☁︎Goblin Brothers Inc.☁︎ Episode 14
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The party is over, and the mystery is just beginning. Will Ina and Murphi start to uncover what they need to do to start getting back up to the Citadel?
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Transcript
Rave Chaos and Panic
00:00:43
Speaker
um okay so it's been a while so where we last left off um we went to a rave And ah not the solace solace solace was there to have a good time and to have just, you know, party a little bit because y'all have taken all of the parties away from her. And ah she does not like that. So she wanted to have fun, have a little party. And unfortunately, the world did not want to join her on that.
00:01:20
Speaker
um Ina got distracted immediately by seeing Mars at said rave, and then had a conversation with Mars about falling in love with Solus. And then Ina got very upset for some reason with Solus about it, like Solus was the problem. And Solus was like, I just live here.
00:01:42
Speaker
so um it that So after after they had a fun little fight, which they did, because Sola Zenida did in fact have a little spat. Would it be us if our characters didn't fight at least once a campaign?
00:01:58
Speaker
um We panned over to Murphy and I gave Murphy a few chances to like actually talk to people and then they didn't take it. So we played in the corner for a bit. And then I put the bunch of spotlights on Murphy and then Murphy had a panic attack. So, you know, we're thriving here. We're doing a great time.
Missed Opportunities and Food Trucks
00:02:23
Speaker
um At the very end, we were eating food at food trucks and vibing and surviving. But now you guys need to figure out what the fuck the next step is for you to get all of these tokens from all of these gods so y'all can go home. And one of those ways you could have done that was talking to people at this goddamn rave. Y'all didn't talk to anybody. no So we're about to figure some shit out. ah Let's go.
00:02:54
Speaker
Listen, I'm just saying, Ina was nervous that we were gonna be trapped in there forever, so.
00:03:06
Speaker
I mean, I don't even have to try to defend Murphy. I feel like it's valid, you know? Yeah, and then Ina's priority was explaining to Solas about why she was upset, which she did. There was a reason.
00:03:23
Speaker
have sourced into shit. I know, but in Ina's mind, it turned into a dark place for a hot second.
00:03:33
Speaker
OK, so we're we finished eating. Did we go home and sleep? Are we sleeping? Yeah, we're back in the
Solas's Housing Aspirations
00:03:41
Speaker
apartment. You guys have noticed that there have been like newspaper clippings on Solace's um count on Solace's like kitchen table of like looking for three bedroom apartments.
00:03:58
Speaker
Wow. She doesn't want to live with us anymore, huh? No, she's fine, but she doesn't want to be in a studio apartment with you two. I mean, that's why she said three bedroom apartments. I know, I'm making a- I'm making a show, guys. The joke didn't land. I'm making a show. It didn't land, it didn't land. I know, I know. Okay, okay. Have you tried just being better at comedy?
00:04:28
Speaker
ah No, because I'm depressed. Oh, OK.
Ina's Morning Ritual and Goggles
00:04:34
Speaker
OK, so I feel like, you know, wakes up at the butt crack of dawn like she normally does. She goes downstairs to the lovely bakery where she has her beautiful friends and then she gets some more baked goods. She brings them upstairs. She then starts the cleaning ritual and singing show tunes. She goes to work.
00:04:59
Speaker
do you guys have any um did any of you guys ever give a proper look to the goggles or did you just put them on no we remember i took them to pippin and pippin explained what the goggles were okay so you just and yeah I'm just saying if you guys actually just like paid attention and were looking at said goggles. No, and then um Murphy put them on and then the goggles showed where Murphy needed to go and it led to Ina, but hold on, let me look at my notes about why it was, why he was, why they were looking for me.
00:05:42
Speaker
No, it was I went to I put on the goggles and it showed me the memorandum temple. No, you went into the memorial temple and then the and then memorial said, actually, you need to go this way. And then you followed it to Ina's feet. And that was before the rave.
00:06:01
Speaker
And that's when I was singing show tunes and vacuuming and you were like, you know, actually you ruin it wasn't. So Zoe, as someone who just edited that episode, you were not singing show tunes. You were singing fantasy renditions of famous pop songs. I was. Yeah. I just want to have fun. That sort of shit. Perfect.
00:06:25
Speaker
So, yes. um OK, so none of you have taken the time to just like study said goggles. You've just put them on and other than talking with Pippin about them. OK. And Pippin just basically explained that they show you what you you want to find the most. And when I use them, it was about the tokens. And then on the map and the one library, it showed us all of them, but one.
00:06:54
Speaker
because you said that one was gonna be a secret. Yep. Okay, so you're doing your morning ritual. where is the Where are the goggles right now? I gave them to Murphy. So Murphy currently owns the goggles.
00:07:08
Speaker
Yeah, before we went to the rave, I'm pretty sure I left them at the apartment. Yeah. OK, but where where am apartment are they like? are I feel like Murphy would have just left them on the counter. OK, that's like in the middle of the cleaning spree. Inna is her curious. What did we call it again? The intrusive thoughts check.
00:07:29
Speaker
I would like to roll an intrusive thought check. Yeah sure, you can have your fucking perspective to that. Do you have perspectives being? Do that shit. Your perception. I thought we did it as an intelligence.
00:07:45
Speaker
Fine. Do an intelligence. I don't know. I don't remember shit. I just know that we did. We did that. That was really funny. Okay. ah She probably does the intrusive thought that's a six, a two, makes an eight, a nine, and then plus intelligence or perception, it's still a plus one. So a 10.
00:08:05
Speaker
Great, great, great. You had to beat a 14. So what did Eena do? So the intrusive thought is she sees Murphy sleeping on the big bed with Solas. She looks back over at the goggles. She looks back over at Murphy. She looks back over at the goggles.
Ina's Apartment Adventure
00:08:23
Speaker
We then see an anime version of Eena going like, like, should I do it? Should I not do it? And then she's and then just like intrusive thought activates and then she gets like this evil little look and so she Snatches them and she runs downstairs and she like is gonna be like, okay I'm gonna slowly put these on now and so she then puts them on but then she does it in a way where like the goggles slap her in the eyeballs
00:08:56
Speaker
Because she's only worn them once. Does she successfully get them on at all or no? Yes, but they smack her in the face first. What is Ina's current thing that she wants the most right now, you think?
00:09:16
Speaker
I think since it's the day afterwards, she is thinking about the best way to make Solas happy.
00:09:30
Speaker
So the goggles glow a soft pink. o And they sort of have like this satiny pink ribbon sheen to them as a line sort of sort of like the same thing that happened with Murphy where a line is now on the floor following the path.
00:09:58
Speaker
Um, if you follow said path, it will take you to a very cute, it's a very cute, um,
00:10:14
Speaker
apartment complex, like rental area, where
00:10:25
Speaker
They do ah apartment complexes and townhomes. So they have like pastel. They have like a line of like pastel townhomes that are just a that are just like right, right across from the docks of ah the axis. OK.
00:10:45
Speaker
i You know, then. I feel like Ina's now putting together clippings of three bedroom apartments leading me to town home. Because I imagine the whole time she's walking, you know how people walk upright? I imagine she is bent 90 degrees and following that line and not looking at her. sir Meanwhile, flashback to when Murphy was following the Mortems line, and they would get distracted and they would just be like, ah shit, where's the line?
00:11:21
Speaker
That line you were very much, ah I just came to play. Why am I walking back to Sola's house? i I feel like whatever if I if I lost the line that Mortem was doing, this would just be like a like a ghostly neon sign that I'm working on. So I'm like, it's over here.
Goggles Lead to Emotional Insights
00:11:40
Speaker
How could you lose the line? It's like the Mario part. You're going the wrong direction. Turn around the ball. You are the successor of Robantis. What are we doing right now? You see one of the Mortems like followers or children.
00:11:56
Speaker
It's just like, pops up in front of me like, mm-mm. No, it's even funny. So Sense of Immortum, canonically, just ah doesn't have children. She has sisters of the final sleep. They would just be creepy, short girls, just in robes. Like, no face, just full robe. With like, you know, the guy at the soccer game, at least I think it's a soccer game with his like arms folded over his chest and he's just shaking his head like, no. Yeah. But did you just see robed head shaking, no. Think of a disappointed grim reaper. That's what would be going on. Perfect. Excellent. Yes. You said they they look like little girls like with robes. Well, it's not like shorties. like there's a lot There's a few obviously that are tall, but I like thinking of them just like short grim reapers. I think it'd be fun.
00:12:52
Speaker
I was imagining like the, I don't know if you know anything about Bioshock, but like the nope the kids from Bioshock, they're called little sisters. They have like these glowing eyes and like their skin is gray. And they basically just follow you around the entire game. Shut up, shut up. I'm about to move my neck. Everyone shut up for like half a second. Why? Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:23
Speaker
My head's actually a hooded cloak. Yeah, you gotta make it for a hooded girl. Costco has a hooded blanket, and we're going to Costco tomorrow, and there's a good chance I'm buying a hooded blanket. Honestly, you should. Let's see. Okay, so Ina, Detective Ina is now putting on her intelligence hat, and she is... I can't take any fucking seriously. What are you talking about?
00:13:50
Speaker
yeah I'm sorry, I can't take momentum seriously. um I am a sister of the final sleep. Fuck you. ah So, ena Detective Ina is putting the pieces together and she goes, oh, and she marches in and then is there like a management office?
00:14:13
Speaker
Yeah, that's basically where the line took you to is said management office. So then Ina walks in and she has the goggles still on her face.
00:14:33
Speaker
crazy this fucking looks, because Ina walks in, I imagine she's wearing like, you know, like the outfits that like painters wear when they're painting? Yeah, the smocks. Yeah, like the, like the, it's like a jumpsuit smock. Oh, yeah, okay. She's wearing that and then she's wearing like rubber booties.
00:14:55
Speaker
And she of course has like her wild crazy hair with like the white streak in it. And then she just has like these big goggles that I imagine make her eyes like 10 times bigger than what they are. And then she just walks in. She like takes out her money pouch, even though it's not, it has no money in it other than her her card. And she goes, I would like one application for this house please.
00:15:27
Speaker
OK, so the person across from the desk has a white button down shirt on. um Very muscular, large chest, but if you look behind him, it's the back half of a horse. I made it a centaur. Yes, I think it'd be fun. um That is a centaur realtor. um Perfect, yes.
00:15:55
Speaker
And then the slogan is we don't horse around with our prices. Um, he looks and just goes, we would need a credit check before pursuing any form of application. Okay. What do you need? And then she pulls out the card and she's assuming that's what it is. And she goes, yeah, no, like,
00:16:22
Speaker
I need your background with past rentals and anything that you have bought before. I need that number. ah
00:16:36
Speaker
um Well, ah I just now opened what is called, and then she puts in air quotes, a bank account.
00:17:05
Speaker
run a church? Question mark? We could do a credit check on the friend that has the apartment and her name, but we would need like proper
00:17:21
Speaker
like filing and also her consent to do so. Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Understanding Credit and Finances
00:17:28
Speaker
This is kind of like a surprise for them because currently we're living in their house rent free because we're all best friends. ah So is there a way for me to secretly do it even though I know they want to do this?
00:17:49
Speaker
I would need to see at least a... I need to see at least something on your bank account that proves that you have the funds in your account.
00:18:06
Speaker
Okay. ah So would she have been given at least at some point, like a bank statement, you know, like bank statements that get mailed to your house or whatever?
00:18:19
Speaker
You can go and get one ah because this is like your first month having it. It hasn't really like shown up yet. It wasn't like immediate.
00:18:31
Speaker
Yeah. And can we just assume so that we're not like constantly me going to the blacksmith shop and blah, blah, blah, blah. Can they just have it at one point? Just tell me how much you go within the week so we don't have to pee it out and then I'll tell you how much you've made. I think she goes on average maybe like three times a week if I'm being honest. Okay.
00:18:56
Speaker
Cause I think each time she goes, she's getting like, what? Like it was like but between like 350 and 500 villas every time, right? I forgot that I was muted because I have allergies and they're being annoying. So I was like, nevermind.
00:19:15
Speaker
I was trying to be funny and I was muted. Oh, that happens to us all. Yeah. I think she gets between like- It happens to me more often than most. I think she gets between like 250 and 500 fillas every time. Okay, within the three days that you have currently been this week alone, ah you made 850 fillas. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, 910 plus 850. That would be 1760.
00:19:52
Speaker
Okay. um I feel like I'm fucking rich because I can't even see every single number now. So.
00:20:04
Speaker
While you are talking to the. While you're talking ah to the basically leasing manager of these townhomes and apartments, um another person comes out of the back and there is that you for a moment and goes. Hi.
00:20:24
Speaker
Weren't you at the party last night? They're like a little now. Do I have like a direct line of sight of them or are they like in a different spot? You see a little pointy hat. I just love how hard Ali's trying to get us to like get information so we can move on.
00:21:02
Speaker
a very fun party. I thought it was pretty fun. No, because it was fun without what my friend Vincent taught me, which was consent. It was not fun on my account because it was forced fun. Okay.
00:21:20
Speaker
They don't know what happened. They have no idea. They think you're crazy right now. OK, so to be quite honest, and then I look at the you know looks at the centaur, ah do they have a name tag? Yeah, yeah it's this Carmichael. Perfect, excellent. Carmichael, is this going to affect me possibly getting a house? If I explain what happened yesterday at this party that I went to.
00:21:48
Speaker
No, that's nothing to do with your bank statements. Okay, perfect. ah
00:21:55
Speaker
So we went to this party that was the underground rave and it was called the under for some weird reason because it was underground and then it was in a cave that wasn't a cave and then there were it was pretty fun for a little bit and then there were drinks that for some reason heightened your emotions of certain things and named Tate and Tate is not on my friends list Tate was actually quite a dickhead of a person And they had this weird spray, and then when they said this, that it came straight from the McCarty Isles. And then all this stuff came out, and then it forced people to do things that they didn't want to do, and then they put a spotlight onto my friend Murphy, and then Murphy had a panic attack, which wasn't very nice, and then it made me have a fight with my friend Solas, but it feels like there's something going on with the McCarty Isles, even though my friends are saying like,
00:22:52
Speaker
yeah And I'm just like, no, of course I'm not. I'm trying to be a detective because now I have brain smarts. And then she points to the goggles because I found the goggles.
00:23:10
Speaker
about. It was a Hmm. So then Detective Ina goes, okay, so they don't, ah intellectual thoughts going on in her head. The people who went to the party do not remember what happens at said party.
00:23:28
Speaker
They had a great time. So then Ina goes, do you by chance know where the person named Tate is? I would like to have more words with them.
00:23:42
Speaker
Oh, who was Tate? The DJ from last night? Oh, I don't know them. I was just there to party. You're just there to party, okay. Am I asking the right questions, Kyle?
00:24:00
Speaker
You'll never let me see Murphy woke up, so I can't join you. No, I'm just asking Kyle. To be fair, Solas and Murphy are cuddling right now. You guys are late risers. Eno wakes up in the butt crack at dawn. This is probably like eight o'clock in the morning. This is happening. That's fair. Solas' alarm clock is about to go off in 30 minutes. We're cuddling right now. We are having the best time. We are living our lives. Should I ask any other questions, Kyle? We're kind of metagaming right now, but should I ask any other questions? I don't think it is metagaming, to be honest with you.
00:24:32
Speaker
Is there anything else that I should ask about? Because I can't think of anything other than like thinking about Tate while I'm wearing the goggles.
00:24:41
Speaker
and I feel like she is thinking about Tate while she has the goggles on, but this I'm not getting anywhere with this tiny person. I mean, that's probably the best option. OK, just because I feel like Ali is going to also be like, you could have asked so many other questions.
00:25:00
Speaker
Allie's constantly disappointed with how we play, but that's on her. Some days surprise me. And I'm just she's thinking about Tate, does the goggles change from the pink to something else?
00:25:22
Speaker
No, actually, they don't actually you nothing actually happens. It just sort of stays right there because you get a sense that the goggles are confused on where to place, where tape would be.
00:25:37
Speaker
turass Interresting. Okay, so then as Ina is doing this, She then looks at Carmichael, the beautiful centaur, and tells them, okay, so I will be right back. I need to go home and check the mail or go talk with my bank, and then I will give that statement to you. But first I need to go to a casino and talk with a boy named Tate.
00:26:07
Speaker
oh Okay, I will see you again. And Ina casually walks out the door and then starts running in a dead sprint.
Temple Visit and Goblin Lore
00:26:19
Speaker
And she's going like, where she so goggles don't know where the fuck Tate is. No. So what she is going to do, she's running back home to check the mail, see if there's anything in the mail for a big statement. Any mail?
00:26:42
Speaker
I'm not going to lie, I'm not looking at the camera, so I genuinely thought that ah you like crunched a chip right there. ah When you open it up, it's a lot of magazines that are just like vintage fashion and antiques and antiques in Astridale.
00:27:06
Speaker
um There isn't really anything else that looks like mostly junk mail. Okay, ah she stuffs it back in and now she runs over to her bank. She gets a statement from her bank. Okay. Runs back to the realtor's office. This is definitely just the end episode. She gives it to that person. And so now she thinks about, ah well, thinking about the map when you bring them back up again. was
00:27:41
Speaker
You know, doing this with the goggles on the entire time. Yep. I just needed that visual. That was it. That was all I needed. Thank you. OK, so Haddon. There is. Can you say directly on the map where I would be during this entire situation?
00:28:03
Speaker
If I can get to Roll 20, because I keep forgetting where it is on my tab, even though it says Roll 20. I won't talk about it. I love how we still have a question mark beside Alcindor for the amount of temples. I'm not changing it. That takes too much effort. I know. after ah You're probably like right in this corner, right across from the Memorial Temple. Oh, so we're not even that far from the house. Okay, so the closest temple for us has it. The town halls and apartments are like right off the docks right here, and they go to over here as well.
00:28:44
Speaker
OK, so I guess the closest one was right where we would have entered, right? That was right by the Silver Serpent, because that was the one where we sold the stuff, right?
00:28:58
Speaker
and What do you mean? Like when we first dropped, when we first dropped, guys, I imagine when you first dropped, you were at the Orsadian Beach. Yeah, and so then when we came up, we walked by the Silver Serpent, and then this was the first one we went to that I just circled in pink, right? Yes, that was the first that was the first um temple of Haddon, yes. That looks like to be the closest one to me, so that's where Ina is going to go.
00:29:29
Speaker
Okay. And investigative Ina is on the case. She's letting her friends sleep in. Murphy is now awake and making breakfast. Solas put on a baby tea with a little rainbow on it and ah a cute little plaid mini skirt and some cargo boots or whatever they're called, work boots. And she just looks at Murphy and she's just like, so last night was weird and I want to apologize again. I mean, it wasn't really your fault. I'm not going to blame you for that.
00:30:05
Speaker
Anything is that DJ's fault. Yeah, still sorry. um
00:30:13
Speaker
Yeah, OK. I might have to go to the antique shop, so I'm just I'm just letting you know now. Hmm, that's fine. I think I want to like just explore the city and go to the different temples today just to try to figure something out. OK.
00:30:34
Speaker
Let me know if you need anything. We'll do. OK. OK, so what's breakfast before you leave? I'm making it. I said I got beautiful breakfast displayed out from the lovely ladies from downstairs. Stola grabs one of the pastries and goes, I think this is fine. Thank you. All right. I just want it has like it has like a giant bow on it and it says like in a giant note and like very much like third-grader And then for some reason, a skull emoji, Ina. No, that tracks the skull emoji. The skull emoji's correct, actually. Murphy's still going to make the French toast that they're making, but they're definitely taking the pastries with them, or at least one of them. Hell yeah.
00:31:32
Speaker
term on the pastries and the French toast. Um, I imagine this is at the point now where Ina is running by as they're getting ready and she's heading down to the temple. So she's running by. So, so all this walks out and she's just like, okay. You just see Ina like running.
00:31:55
Speaker
We confirmed that the, um, that the dude at the club, the DJ was Haddon, felt like a child of Haddon, right? Yes, because they said that they were and that's why Ina is going to one of the temples. Oh, that's what I was going to do.
00:32:12
Speaker
ah I feel like, so, okay. Just go with the same temple and just be like, whoa, what brought you here? Okay, so this is, actually I want it to be something even fucking funnier. Okay, so as Ina's running by and then I feel like as Solas is leaving and walking towards the shop, Ina is like running upstairs and she's like, hi, Solas, why Solas is running up the stairs? And then as Murphy's like getting ready to like flip like the French toast, ah you know, goes, yeah, come in with me, and then yanks him. And then you just like see like this funny, like, you know, like the funny little like, the woof. And then it's like a little like- You see like a silhouette cloud falls perfectly onto a plate.
00:33:06
Speaker
but since You know, I have to turn off the oven before we leave or the stove. I can't just leave that on. You know, then slowly marches back upstairs as she goes for once. I'm actually tired from all the running because she's only level three guys.
00:33:26
Speaker
Okay. um So Solas goes to the antique shop. Y'all are going to the first temple of Haddon. Yeah, I guess to the first one that we went to. So on the way, Ina is going to turn to fucking Murphy with the goggles still on her face.
00:33:49
Speaker
Murphy's unfazed. And Ina goes, I did something that I think is particularly sneaky of me this morning. Okay, what'd you do? I, as I accidentally dropped my dice. And it's now hidden underneath of my fucking desk, great all right? RIP. RIP dice. Find that dice again in three months? yeah No, I'm just gonna stick something underneath of it and smack it around until it comes out.
00:34:20
Speaker
um That's what she said. I was gonna say that's what she said. ah So Ina goes, so I put on the goggles, because I still feel really bad about what I said to Solis and made her upset the other night. And so I figured out what would make Solis really happy. And then it took me and I imagine at this point, we're walking by the townhouses as we're talking about this.
00:34:46
Speaker
And sola or I point at him and I go, I put in an application for a stick at a bigger house. Do you even have the things you need to do that? ah Yes, all they asked for was a credit check and seeing that I was making money. You don't have credit. I do because Solas opened what is called and then she puts in and air quotes a credit card and I never use it.
00:35:16
Speaker
That would just mean that you have zero credit. No. Because you have to use the credit card to build your credit. I did research on this. No. What number should I have? Ideally somewhere between 750 and 800.
00:35:46
Speaker
But that's like, i think it takes like years to get there. Ina thinks to herself, do I even know how to count that high?
00:35:57
Speaker
And then Ina goes, yes you do. You have an intelligence of one now, bitch. She can count. For every time the intelligence goes up by one, she can add 10 to the number that she can count to.
00:36:11
Speaker
What a sweet little baby child. No, she has an intelligence of one she can count to ten. What a sweet little baby child she is. And then she goes, anywho, so I was talking to someone who are actually went to the party last night and they don't remember anything. Well, yeah.
00:36:31
Speaker
Which is strange because we're able to remember everything. And Solas can remember everything. And I can assume your lovely boyfriend, Garret, can remember everything. Yeah, I haven't texted him yet just because I'm like a little embarrassed about that panic attack. There's nothing to be ah embarrassed about about a brain attack. I like the way you worded that way better.
00:36:57
Speaker
Oh yeah, remember that? I told, well, I don't think you were there during that, but I told Solus about all the times that Mars, before they were Mars, and they would have all the brain attacks all the time, and then as they were becoming Mars, they ended up having even more about it, and then it would cause all sorts of issues, and so then I would help them through it, and that's how I was able to help you get through one.
00:37:19
Speaker
Plus, it's a lot easier than just stabbing them repeatedly in the head.
00:37:26
Speaker
Yeah, I would think so. Yeah, because you can't fight your brain like that. You have to find other ways to fight. Anyway, so what what are we doing here? So I ended up finding out that the DJ from last night, the person who was in charge of all the weird myths and stuff, and they knew about the McCarty Isles, they said that they were one of Haddon's kids, and their name is Tate. So I figured we should go to one of the temples and then figure out where Tate is. Because as I was trying to think about Tate with the goggles on, and then she points to the goggles, I can't seem to find them.
00:38:02
Speaker
I mean, that makes sense because they're a child of Heaven, so they'd be able to hide. So, I'm thinking that if we go and we ask nicely around, someone would be able to point us in the right direction. We could do that. I was gonna just going to go to ah like the just the temple.
00:38:20
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I was going to do. We were going to go. There's at least four of them here and we can figure it out. And then if anything, we could try looking back at the place that we were yesterday because I remember how to get there. I mean, you have a plan. I don't. I was just saying I'm just going to the temple to see if a plan hatches. So I'm good following your plan. a My plans usually end in disasters. Not necessarily.
00:38:47
Speaker
but I don't think you're the one that caused that cave to collapse. I'm pretty sure that was me.
00:38:57
Speaker
Enos remembering all the times that crazy shit has happened and usually it's... Murphy's just trying to be nice.
00:39:10
Speaker
And she's like, eh, well, I guess that all comes with becoming smarter. So we're gonna go down to the one, cause the only one that I can remember us going to was the one when we first got here. I was down by that silver snakey place. And I also wanted to see if I could buy back my hair tie, my hair stickies.
00:39:34
Speaker
As a sold one. Oh yeah, cause we actually have money now. Yeah, I have a shit ton of money now. Uh, I have a job. Did you know that? Uh, somehow I didn't. i went lying world I work for my good friend Marco and I work as a blacksmith. And then also I've been making sure that all of our Cindy's temples have been working properly. And so far they are. They haven't been lazy. Uh, I don't know if I get any money from doing that, but I do get, I don't know. I made like 800 fillers this week.
00:40:09
Speaker
Nice. All I've been doing is helping out at the Robanthas Temple. Yeah, I don't think you really get paid for that. At least if you do, I haven't done anything official. I think I just volunteer. how How often are you there? Me? Yeah.
00:40:26
Speaker
How long have we been in the mortal plane? Like two weeks? i'm Like a month? It's been like two months now. Been like two months. I would say like after I found the romantus temple, um I would probably be there like once or twice a week. Okay. Actually no like three three times a week. You get 84 fillas every time you show up there to help out.
00:40:53
Speaker
Yeah, I feel like at the Alcindor temples, she doesn't earn any money from doing that because she's just keeping them in line. So 84 times, we'll say three times a week. So 252.
00:41:11
Speaker
Yeah, you have 252 extra fellows in that account of yours. OK, I'm adding it.
00:41:30
Speaker
Murphy had no clue that they had Murphy's bank account information. Just lots of new bank account. Oh, there's money in here. Yeah, pretty much. And I'm pretty sure. How much money you got, kid? I had $793 for those total. Sweet. We're getting rich, guys. We're getting rich. I know. Do we think, Kyle, would I have any use for the quartz aquamarine in the sea glass? What does that do?
00:41:59
Speaker
Uh, these were the chunks of rock that I found in that cave. Remember when we were getting the goggles? I mean, I feel like they would be important somewhere down the line, so it wouldn't hurt to keep them. Okay.
00:42:21
Speaker
Cause I was thinking, cause it's, they're just, it's just like, I don't want to have like excess. but I'll keep them, because I found three chunks, three large chunks of quartz aquamarine and sea glass. So one big chunk of each. And I have a shit ton of bushels of rosemary, sage, and basil.
00:42:44
Speaker
blue I literally have in the description, got a butt ton. Got a butt ton. Amazing. That actually reminds me, so at work, just off topic story, just a fast one.
00:42:59
Speaker
um At work, we have like our um staff lockers that we put our stuff in. And um when I got there, like when I first started, there were like these word magnets on them. So naturally, I found four of them that I put on my locker that somehow nobody has noticed yet. And it says, my strong but diamonds. Why?
00:43:28
Speaker
I put that on there like my second week and it's been like four months at this point, five months and nobody, nobody has noticed. yeah It's amazing.
00:43:39
Speaker
but My strong butt damage. I feel like Murphy like, cause they've had food but they haven't had a drink. So they're gonna like find a random like little coffee stand.
00:43:56
Speaker
I was going to say a little coffee cart because you know this entire world is built on food trucks, coffee carts, and food and food carts. I guess there's actually bistros in restaurants, but why? like yeah like i see i see I see a bistro. There's a line out the door. I see the coffee cart. The dude just like, hey, what's up? I'm like you.
00:44:16
Speaker
It's literally just the pretzel man with a giant mustache. No, it's his brother. Exactly. It's his brother. But we are convinced it it is the pretzel man. Is it his brother in the sense of like that one episode of Avatar the Last Airbender? Where it was the painted lady episode and the guy keeps putting on different hats and saying it's his brother. But like we're going to assume it's his actual brother. But in reality, we're just like, you're just the pretzel man with a giant mustache.
00:44:47
Speaker
Um, no, it's actually his brother because his brother works nights for the pretzels and his other and he works mornings for the coffee. Oh my God. Could we see like different ones and they're all just having different forms of facial hair? They're different variants. yeah can do Can I do a perception check to see how many of the pretzel guys siblings there are? Can we at least have like lore knowledge? All right, Allie.
00:45:17
Speaker
Roll a d20 for this. Let's see how many fucking siblings this dude has. Yeah, that's... Okay. Let me see if I can roll my perception d'ing. He has nine siblings. Perfect! He has nine. How many... I still want to do the perception check to see how many are out and about right now. Right now you can only see the one. I'm telling you right now, you don't have to do the check. Damn. I mean, I rolled horrible anyway. I only have one that has like a Fu Manchu.
00:45:47
Speaker
Please, dear God. Yes, I go up to the I go up to the coffee guy and I'm like, Hey, are you like the same guy or related to the pretzel guy? Oh, my brother. Yeah. Oh, OK. Are you sure he's like a brother or is this like you put like you put on a mustache and act like a brother? OK, does he do that at all? No. There's none of them you have any brothers?
00:46:17
Speaker
That's a lot of, so you all look like the exact same. Yeah, we're goblins. Hmm. Okay, interesting. um I'll take like just a regular mocha coffee. Okay, here. throughout Do I pay for it? How much money have you given my brother?
00:46:40
Speaker
i look at I look at, you know, I don't know, if she's the one that usually pays him.
00:46:55
Speaker
Yes. Give it. I pull out the punch card and then as we hand it over, it's goblin bros. It's like the goblin bros and it has all nine of them have their faces on the punch card. Pretzel and bros. This is a free coffee. Thanks.
00:47:17
Speaker
um Wait, so the punch cards are universal? No, so if you get nine pretzels from the cart, and you you get nine pretzels, and you punch them out, and then you give the card to me, you get a free coffee. Oh, we've easily gotten like probably 30 pretzels from your brother. I bought 50 the other day.
00:47:44
Speaker
this recording session is the fact that Zoe's camera is off.
00:48:12
Speaker
yeah it How does he react to buying 50 in one go? I think he took like 30 left, do you she starts listing off all like 8 other friends.
00:48:38
Speaker
I remember the number 30, but I remembered it wrong. Yeah, that was a fun time. That was the first night that we went to the sake place.
00:48:54
Speaker
Do you have a punch card for your coffee that like I get nine coffees and then get something else from one of your brothers? He gives you one, he punches that one and goes, this one gets you gelato.
00:49:07
Speaker
I know that we're supposed to be finding someone right now, but like, what do your full mountain man beard? No mustache.
00:49:29
Speaker
So, hold on, we got pretzels, we got gelato, we got coffee, what else, mean that's three, we got six more. I need to know this information. We have popcorn,
00:49:43
Speaker
and they have collectible popcorn buckets with the popcorn. Okay, where's that brother? Because I want to buy some popcorn from him at some point. You're not immediately thinking about the popcorn brother with the goggles on.
00:50:04
Speaker
temple of Haddon by the university? This isn't how I thought we would get here, but here we are. um a yeah yeah Then we have then we had the bagel, bro. He just made bagels. And then walks around. Oh, I would fuck up a bagel right now. He does have homemade cream cheese? That shit fucks.
00:50:24
Speaker
oh Whoa, OK. You know, think about the bagel guy. Think about the bagel guy.
Murphy's Spiritual Reflection
00:50:30
Speaker
He is not out and about yet. OK, he's like a late morning guy. That was Remy for a hot second.
00:50:57
Speaker
Can we please say that there's one that's a churro guy? Yeah, I was going to say, there can be a churro guy, there can also be the muffin man because we're already here. and the gu Okay, so the muffin man, we need two more. and so you need know You know how cut these food carts usually have like you know the umbrellas above them? They're all like they're they're all i either have the umbrellas or it's like a little hut on a cart sort of situation.
00:51:23
Speaker
So like are the names of these individual carts like we see the pretzel guy and that's just the name of his business is pretzel guy and then this is coffee guy and then we see like popcorn guy but then deep to the muffin guy and his is hard actually says a goblin guys ink so
00:51:45
Speaker
And then the catchphrase is goblin food since whatever date they for the last one? Can it be a hot dog one? Yeah, there can be a hot dog one. And then the last one's going to be a taco cart, because why not?
00:52:11
Speaker
Oh, hell yeah. okay But not like the tacos that don't taste like tacos. And they have one singular sister.
00:52:23
Speaker
She's not part of the business at all. She's not part of the ink. No. She's a vineyard up in Celestia. Exactly. She's like, I run a multinational vineyard.
00:52:37
Speaker
And then her brothers are just like, we sell food from carts. She's like a fucking multi-millionaire. Not to say that goblin guys aren't multi-millionaires, but they're just different. Goblin guys are billionaires, but they're secret billionaires.
00:52:57
Speaker
Hold on, I have to message Scott. I have to write down all of this lore for me because I simply don't. Hold on, I'm writing it down. Pretzel guy's brother. So there's Pretzel guy. So we have bagel popcorn, coffee, pretzel, churro muffin. Hot dog. Hot dog. And then tacos. Tacos. So we need one more. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. We still need one more?
00:53:23
Speaker
Yeah, because Charles Muffin is a- Smoothie. Can there be a smoothie guy? Oh my gosh, and this is the one. Oh, fuck yeah. This is the youngest one, because all of them are related. Because like this is the one who's like, okay guys, I'm coming up with my idea for the cart, because this is like a thing that everyone does, and then they're like- Coming up. Okay, okay, okay. We're all food-based except for Coffee Guy, but Coffee Guy also sells like other things that are coffee-related, and then this one goes,
00:53:53
Speaker
Think about it, smoothies. And they're like, aha. I see. The smoothie guy is definitely like, he's got a man bun, total health nut. And then for some weird reason, smoothie bowl that is the one that cannot grow that smooth breast that is the one that cannot grow the facial hair.
00:54:20
Speaker
You walk up and he's like, sub. And all of the other brothers are bald, but this is the one that has hair. Yeah. Why are we playing so much lore into this? Because this is It's not just that. We needed something. Because I think before we had the, what what was it in the last campaign we had? It was fucking a few ah future fill in the blank.
00:54:50
Speaker
No, it was when we went to the, um what was the fucking Dreamland called? I bacon guy. This is our bacon guy. We're going to talk about them now and forget they exist in 10 episodes. No, we're not because we're always on the lookout for pretzel guy.
00:55:11
Speaker
So after that fun nine brother goblin goblin guy ink lore. One sister, yeah one sister.
00:55:28
Speaker
Do you guys go into the temple? Yes. When you walk in, there is. like I'm going to start putting pulling out NPCs are that like aren't really like playable characters or playable races in the game because i I just want to add more flavor. That's fine. That makes sense. um what you see when I didn't think you could play a goblin anyway.
00:56:01
Speaker
You can. You can play a goblin in fantasy age, but not yeah dragon age. So if we ever need to do alternate characters for any yeah reason, I'm doing that one.
00:56:12
Speaker
um So when when you walk in, um unlike the deer folk that you walked into the first time you went in here, um what you see is um a beautiful very petite looking girl who has very delicate wings coming out of her back and she looks like she is putting things away and reorganizing things within the sort of like pawn shop establishment. Yeah, because remember the first time we walk in, it's the pawn shop part.
00:56:52
Speaker
And then like in the back, it's like a hodgepodge of like casino or other shit that goes on in the back, but we never saw it. I turned to Ina and I'm like, all right, what are we doing here? Okay, so either we're here to fine-take and talk with him about what was going on with the McCarty Isles, or, and then she nods her head towards winged person, or we could ask them about it, or we could try to talk to Haddon themselves, but I don't think that's gonna work considering I can't get in touch with my, with Alcinda, and I think you can talk to Robantis.
00:57:29
Speaker
No, I can't, I mean, I was for, I was able to for like a hot second, but like, I can try. Okay, so if we want- Since I've actually like interacted with Haddon at one point. Okay, so do you want to talk to them? Yeah, I can, I mean, if by them you mean Haddon, I can try and- I was talking to the- I said the messenger. I was talking about the person with the wings.
00:57:55
Speaker
If you try to talk to them first and figure out where we could go if we needed to talk to Haddon, because I don't want to just sit down in the middle of the floor, that would be rude.
00:58:06
Speaker
Yeah, sure, I'll do that. Ina is standing behind Murphy this whole time. as Are you like, are you like intimidated by the wings or something? Like what's happening? No, I just am not good at talking with people apparently. I mean, you do fine. No, because I made soulless upset.
00:58:27
Speaker
I don't think, we can talk about that later, but I don't think that's
00:58:44
Speaker
We can definitely talk about that later. Okay. Because we don't have time for now. No. Okay, so Murphy's gonna walk up to the winged person and say,
00:58:55
Speaker
I just want to say I really love your wings. Like, they look real nice. Thank you. I'm rolling an intrusive thought check. I'm good. Sorry. I'm rolling an intrusive thought check. I have to beat a 14, right? What'd you get? A 9.
00:59:22
Speaker
Don't you have like inspiration or something you can use? I have stunt points, but I feel like, you know, let's not use it in this moment. I mean, listen, if there's ever a reason to use stunt points. Because Ina is not going to do something stupid. She's just going to... How many stunt points do you have? I have nine.
00:59:39
Speaker
Well, then why don't you use one? Because I think this would be really fucking funny. That's why. Okay. I love you all the way. You guys, Murphy's moving away from the wings and is like about to like ask very nicely, like, oh, la, la, la, la, la. Ina then bursts out, I really like And then she covers her mouth really quickly.
01:00:06
Speaker
Murphy's head is just in their hand. covering her face. She just smiles and goes, Thank you. I'm technically a fairy, but I also have some pixie heritage. Ina then says through her muffled up ah hands over her face, she goes, I'm gonna like, cover it. So it kind of sounds like this. So the audio doesn't sound really bad. But ina goes, I'm so sorry. I suffer from what my friend called Vincent tells me his word vomit.
01:00:38
Speaker
That's fine. You didn't say anything disrespectful. I try not to.
01:00:46
Speaker
The only reason I'm, I turned to Ina and I'm like, the only reason I'm covering my face right now is like, they're chuckling a little bit. like That was so impulsive, but like kind of sweet too. I'm sorry. I they love noise.
01:01:05
Speaker
that's That's not a bad thing. You ain't gotta be ashamed of that. I just had a flashback to GenCon. I did the same thing. I just had a flashback with GenCon. Oh boy. every five feet I would be bestowing a compliment to someone or a group of people.
01:01:29
Speaker
Or were you an elbow your way through a crowd to just be like, hey, I like your cosplay? Legitimately, though, when I i needed to tell that Keyleth that they looked good. No, what was so funny about it was you were freaking out, and Kyle and I were so confused for like the longest time. I was like, why are you freaking out like this? And all of a sudden, you were just like, I was like, wait, is this your first, first one of these things? And you went, yeah. And Kyle and I went, oh.
01:02:08
Speaker
sitting there and he's like, oh my God, stop talking. Oh my God, Will. Will is me. Will was like, stop it. He's like, you're drawing attention to us. And I'm like, I don't care.
01:02:21
Speaker
You just see me at Gen Con, Will! I legitimately told him, I was like, this was me every five seconds at Gen Con.
01:02:31
Speaker
OK. Anyway, so murphys Murphy's going to turn back around and be like, do you have like an altar to Haddon or something nearby? Because like, it's one of those days where I just feel like I need to I need to pray a little bit, you know.
01:02:50
Speaker
Ena pokes Murphy in the back. Ask about Tate. Pokes Murphy in the back again. I'm ignoring Ena. So there is, it's past the casino. It kind of looks a little bit rough back there. Not a lot of people pray. They sort of like give their thanks to Haddon in the way of winnings within, you know, like gambling and like trickery and stuff like that. But but there is like a small area in the back that has like just like a quiet spot if you wanna just try and commune with them. Yeah, I mean, that's more or less what I'm looking for. I've been having some rough time and I need some guidance, you know? Yeah, no problem. I don't know how good Haddon will be at guidance. It's not really their shtick. I would suggest maybe going more with Robanthis or like another, probably actually Paz. Paz would probably be really good for that.
01:03:50
Speaker
ah Believe it or not, I've tried both of them already, and it's been silent, so I'm just trying to find one that, you know. Have you been able to talk with Haddon at all? Peanut pipes up from the back. Me? Yes. I don't commute with the gods like that, if that makes sense. So you don't try to talk with your dad at all?
01:04:21
Speaker
No. Interesting. Ina writes this down in her Detective Ina notebook.
01:04:31
Speaker
Anyway, um also, I was wondering if you knew anybody by the name of Tate Tate, probably a DJ or like does DJ and like on the side. I'm sorry, the name isn't familiar to me.
01:04:49
Speaker
That's fine. It's just one of those like, you know, misconnections at a club. and No, it totally makes sense. If you met them at a club, you would try a hat and temple. That makes sense. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, cool. Thank you. um I'll go see what I can do. Have you had anything and, you know, like shove certain herself in front of Murphy for a second? She's like waving bye to Murphy.
01:05:16
Speaker
Have you heard anything about the, and then Ina brings up her Detective Ina notebook, the McCarty Isles? I mean,
01:05:27
Speaker
they're the McCarty Isles or the Isles. Have you heard anything about the weird storms or the mists that come out of them? I mean, storms happen, especially around here.
01:05:44
Speaker
I'm sorry, I'm not really sure what you're getting at. Ina turns to Murphy and she goes, uh, well, that's all I got. I'll be honest with you. I was looking at my phone to try to see if Garak responded. Um, I didn't hear a word you said. I asked you about the McCarty Isles and this lovely person knows nothing. That's fine.
01:06:04
Speaker
I'm not gonna expect everybody to know everything about everything. Should we try to? I mean, there's some cruises that can take you to the McCarty Isles if you're looking to go to the McCarty Isles. Cruises? But. Cruise sounds expensive. What's up, cruises? They're definitely not cheap. They're definitely not cheap. There is one cruise line that's on the relatively cheaper side, but there's like caveats to it. Okay.
01:06:33
Speaker
I love conditions on my entertainment. Ina writes down the word caveat, but misspells it and then puts question marks by it and then puts ask Pippin about it. Yeah, she spells it really, really bad. And then she writes beside it, ask Pippin later. murphy Murphy like glances over at the notebook, grabs the notebook and spells it correctly and just looked at them.
01:07:00
Speaker
Just looks at Ina. Points to the correct spelling. ah so And she goes, oh, I thought it was a cute.
01:07:13
Speaker
No. Anyway, I'm going to go do my thing. Ina, if you want to stay here and look around, unless you want to come and try to do it yourself. I do a quick searching check to see if I see my other obsidian tiny sword. It is not there.
01:07:34
Speaker
you know I forget what I sold off. You sold your necklace. Oh, do I, do I, look do I see it? Did you look for it? I mean, yeah, I can. Perception C. Yeah, sure. Whoa, that's a 15 and a six on the santa. It's no longer there either. Darn.
01:07:59
Speaker
ah One more question for you just before I leave. um I was here before and like in a tough spot, sold a necklace, um and I described what the necklace looked like.
01:08:11
Speaker
Um, do you happen to know like what happened to it or somebody bought it or something? Um, well, if it was on loan and we were just holding it, then it shouldn't have just been sold like that. I'm sorry if it was. That's not our program. That's okay. Wait a minute. I don't think you actually sold it. We took it to, spot we took it to Soul List to try to sell.
01:08:38
Speaker
Oh, we, I was the one that sold something and I gave you 50 fellas. I went back in my, uh, thing to look, cause I was like, wait a minute, let me double check. I didn't want to say wrong information. That's fair.
01:08:57
Speaker
Okay, I'm gonna make my way back to the altar now. and they yaw um Yeah, Murphy's gonna like kind of nod and just thank them and then go. When you go back, it looks like a seedy little, ah because like ah like it's like all slot machines. There's like some people doing cards in the back, but it doesn't look like a clean like party because you know, this place looks grungy is But it has like old like arcade 90s flooring, which you know hasn't been properly cleaned in a while. um but So go ahead, go ahead. But there is a door in the back that leads to the room that you are looking for. So while Murphy goes and does that, Ina's going to ask the lovely pixie chick about the cruise with the caveats. OK.
01:09:52
Speaker
that now no longer has a Q in front of it, but with a C. ah Do you want to um do your thing first or you want me to do my thing first? No, because I always lead this shit. Murphy, you get to lead by once. OK, I open the door, I go to the altar that's in there, and I assume it's like a little rundown, little altar type thing. Yeah, it's it's like a little room and it has sort of like
01:10:23
Speaker
It's instead of it having just like the normal like candle lit like a lot of these have had or like having like a full spiritual like like sort of space to it. It's sort of like dark has a very dim illuminated light to it. There is one area to sit on the floor in the center and that's that's really it. When you close the door it's like noise canceling so there's no longer noise of the casino or anything.
01:10:54
Speaker
oh cool. Murphy's gonna like, sort of take a deep breath and try to relax a little bit once it gets quiet. You do notice when you get in there and you do sit on the floor, there is a little spot right in front of the floor that says offerings to Haddon. And you can assume that's for people to put fillas on.
01:11:13
Speaker
Yeah. OK, I'm having like Murphy's having like memories of their time with Haddon where they would like do um card games with each other and then um they would also like get up to shenanigans together. Like Murphy would help them with their schemes a little bit, you know. So they're they're going to throw ten villas on the yeah on the altar.
01:11:43
Speaker
Just be like, we did so much. That's all you're getting from me. Do you remember? Are you there? Do you remember me at all? So as is that's their way of starting it, goddamn, this goddamn car alarm won't fucking stop. So.
01:12:03
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um so
01:12:07
Speaker
ah So it takes a moment And then suddenly you feel, I won't say you feel warm all over, it's kind of like a different, almost vibrating sensation.
01:12:21
Speaker
um Very much genie from Aladdin, like it it's the best way, like the vibes that are going on right now. um You can't hear them, but you kind of have this strong feeling of them being able to listen or hear from you if they so choose. Right. Like I can like I can I don't hear what they're saying, but I can like feel responses. Yeah. OK, I'm going to be like, all right, I assume that weird feeling is you chiming in. How have you been? You've been good. and It's been like, what, 100 years?
01:13:08
Speaker
Um, you... Damn, I forget how old Murphy is sometimes. I know. You feel almost what feels like tapping of like, just like almost like very light tapping, just like um on the shoulder area of you. Is that supposed to be like kind of like an affirmative, like a yeah, it's been a long time. It's I'm fucking with you right now. How you doing?
01:13:36
Speaker
just relax yeah right doing doing the same shit you did before. Classic. um Okay, two questions for you. Don't ask me why I'm down here. It's very long story. I'm sure you've heard about it anyway. Because you can't hear his responses. But you can feel this in your way say I don't care.
01:14:01
Speaker
I suppose if he wouldn't care that Tate was down here, then he wouldn't care that I'm down here. I snuck my business, so I'm not going to ask. right
01:14:11
Speaker
OK, so first question, um do you know Tate and do you know where he is? I'm just looking for like one tap for yes, two tap for no. One of the fellas that you put on the altar sort of
01:14:31
Speaker
stands up vertically and then spins and then turns around two heads. Is that supposed to be a yes? Nothing happens. I'll take that as a yes. Is there a way you can tell me where he is or where you think he might be? Because I got questions for him. The coin flips again to tails.
01:14:57
Speaker
I'll take that as a no. OK, I figure with the limited communication, you can't really tell me specific, so that's fair. OK, second question. ah What is going on, man? Like there's so much happening, and there's storms. We're down here against our will. like Weirdly enough, you see something being written out in the dust under you that just says L.O.L.
01:15:29
Speaker
Zoe remind me what I'm talking to Haddon for again. To talk about what's going on with the McCarty Isles. Like why are there storms and the weird mist? And then I guess like Haddon is the one that we're looking for for the next token. Okay. Oh, okay. So I really quick kind of Murphy's going to summarize what happened in the tunnels and like that the the the Haddon part of the tunnel and then the Izmin part of the tunnel. OK. And then Haddon Murphy's going to be like, yeah, so all of that happened, which led us to this thing called the McCarty Isles, which I don't know nothing about. But apparently there's like some huge storms happening around there. But it's an important spot we need to get to. Like, is there any help you can offer with this?
01:16:23
Speaker
You say McCarty Isles and like the dust, the LOL goes away, but it just says me. Is there like a main a main temple to you over there or what? Nothing.
01:16:41
Speaker
OK. Love your cryptic answers. Done this to me for like a hundred years now. What you don't love it see, Murphy, is fucking... Haddon up in the Citadel in a spinny chair just going, this is fun!
01:17:00
Speaker
yeah This is great! Murphy does chuckle a little bit. This is it's made me be like, couldn't you give them more like actual answers? Why?
01:17:15
Speaker
I'm going on their little adventure. They never get out of here. This is fun.
01:17:22
Speaker
You could have grown at least more than me. You ain't never had fun like me, though. So it's been walked away. OK, I got two last questions. One of them is quick. One of them is maybe not up to you to answer on the second one.
01:17:38
Speaker
um Me as the player immediately forgot the question. Nice. That's amazing. I love that my ADHD meds have not taken effect yet. Good news. You've only been on this for one hour. Have you asked about the token yet? Which token? If where his token might be, where their token might be.
01:18:05
Speaker
Oh, no, I have not um because they're talking. I don't remember what the question I was going to ask was, but I'll substitute it for that one. um We have the token that is mean, right? It's the goggles. OK. And that's the only token we have. Yeah, we need. So there were i explain other things that popped up, but there's not or there's technically nine, but we only saw the locations for eight of them.
01:18:32
Speaker
Um, so there's Aliaq, we can assume there's 10 tokens total, right? Because of the nine that we were supposed to see, but we only saw eight. Like yes we, I got a sense. So there's 10 in total. So we can only assume that one of the ones is in the McCarty Isles and that's probably the one for Haddon. Yeah.
01:18:55
Speaker
I'm assuming by me, you mean that since we already have the Ismeen token, sorry, there's a motorcycle driving by. I don't know if you hear that, Haddon. I want one. In universe in-uni-universe loud car drives by. Somehow in ah in a silent room, I hear it.
01:19:18
Speaker
um I assume since we already have the Izmin token that you mean by me that the ah year token is on the McCarty Isles. It's underlying to me. Yeah, I would take that as a yes. And then the storms are supposed to protect that because, you know, you don't want people readily just taking your token.
01:19:42
Speaker
Nothing. just Just a smiley face.
01:19:48
Speaker
yeah Just ah just a really crude drawing of a smiley face a That's a smiley face. That's right. Like a stick smiley face. It's writing a rocket penis. Yeah. Classic as ever. um And then last question, how's good old Bob doing? Because like I imagine he's freaking out big time.
01:20:13
Speaker
um A smiley face does show up, but it's with the X eyes. Oh, yeah, so he's not having a good time, huh?
01:20:29
Speaker
All right, cool. I don't think I got anything else for you. Thanks for the non-answers. Appreciate it. We know where to go now. um Within your mind's eye, you just feel a little, little hand hard.
01:20:45
Speaker
I imagine Haddon is dressed like one of those, like like like a pinstripe suit with a fedora. I'm happy that's where you came from. Like a Zeus dude. I am going, in my head, full Aladdin. Like, they're just... Full Aladdin. Full just opens the best puffy pants. Cartoon, obviously. Sweet. Perfect. Excellent.
01:21:09
Speaker
ah This is a question for Kyle. Do you think Robant what like, because I as soon as I had the heard the x eyes, this is what I was thinking. What if a band this is dying? And that's why he's freaking out? Because you're not there to take over. So what would happen if a band this dies and you're not there?
01:21:32
Speaker
Isn't Romantus one of like the older gods too? Romantus is the oldest one and he's about to retire. And we can only assume that means he's going to the extra moon where the of it where the triple goddesses are. like We can assume that's what it is. But what if he's not retiring? What if he's dying?
01:21:53
Speaker
and that's why And that's why the plants are not doing what they need to do. You know what I mean? Like what is gonna happen if we don't get there in time? Probably like the stability of the world will start cracking. Or one of your fucking awful siblings takes over. True. True. oh See, that's what I thought of because it's like, okay, like Ally would be the bad bitch who would kill off a god. and
01:22:26
Speaker
Why would I make Alcindor the bad guy? That's just too predictable. No, I'm saying like you would be the bad bitch who would kill off a god. I never said anything about Alcindor. I was talking strictly about Robantis.
01:22:39
Speaker
What are you trying to say here, Allie? I don't think El Cinder has anything to do with it, to be honest with you. I think El Cinder is just- She just fucking mentioned El Cinder and I was talking nothing about it. Yeah, and I said, why would El Cinder be the bad guy? That's too predictable. Yeah, I was about to say, what if there's someone else who's being the bad guy and it's- It's definitely not happening. You know what I mean?
01:23:07
Speaker
What else i i'm actually playing hadon now his brain is just in here and there's not if to make it look like Alcindor is the one who is at fault? You know what I mean? Like what if they're trying to pin it all on making it look like it's Alcindor's fault?
01:23:26
Speaker
I suppose if anybody would have the answers for that, it would be a memorial, but we saw how well that went. What if Robanthus dies and it makes it look like it's Alcindor, one of Alcindor's children's fault, and then with you missing and me missing, it makes it look like this was plans. You know what I mean? It's true. Jesus Christ.
01:23:51
Speaker
One of the children of paths.
01:23:55
Speaker
There are also no thoughts, just vibes. All right. Well, thanks, Haddon. Wish I could say it was fun talking to you again. I love being fucked with. Clearly. Just a drawing of a middle finger with a smiley face on the nail. Yeah, right. I love being the most unhelpful I possibly can be. That was that was both me and him, both me and them. Weirdly enough, Murphy heard that.
01:24:34
Speaker
Murphy just is like, right and then leaves. Oh, by the way, when you leave, you notice the ten fellows you took disappear.
01:24:49
Speaker
You better put that to good user. I swear to God. and Made it rain in his office. They made it rain in their office. It's like a bunch of them. Lovely. Just a tiny amount of rain. It's more of a sprinkle. So I did my thing. So it's your turn for your sleep.
01:25:10
Speaker
All right, ah as Murphy is walking away and heading into the seedy looking back area of there, I turn to the nice fairy person that I never caught the name for. Do they have a name tag? They do not have a name tag. They don't believe in name tags in this place. assume is my friend now. You mentioned something about a cool cruise.
01:25:41
Speaker
um yeah If you're looking to go to the McCarty Isles, there's a few of them. How much is a regular cruise? The regular ones are normally around 1,000 to 1,500 fillas per person because they're like luxury. I could afford one of those for myself.
01:26:07
Speaker
Okay. yeah. I mean, I'm not a travel expert. I just need to make that a hundred. Uh, who would I talk to about that?
01:26:30
Speaker
um That would probably be the Discovery Cruise Lines that are like a few few buildings down. um They do a lot of travel stuff. Ena immediately thinks about the Discovery discovery Lodge, the Discovery Place.
01:26:58
Speaker
But yeah, you can you can go there. OK, thank you. Do you know anybody who bought by chance the really cool sword hairpin that was made from obsidian? Oh, yeah. um Someone came in. It was weird. We don't see a lot of them from around here. So it was it was very much like ah we noted it right away. It looks like one of the sisters from the final sleep up in Memorial Temple actually got that.
01:27:41
Speaker
Ina has this face, obviously, like my camera is off for the day. ah But she has this face where like her eyes are narrowed and it's like her detective face and she's scribbling furiously in her notebook, like, why? Like question mark, question mark. Mamortum, question mark. And then she's drawing arrows back and forth. And then she goes, talk to Murphy.
01:28:09
Speaker
Is there anything else I can help you with? Is there anything you need to know? ah Murphy, Kyle, is there anything that I would need to ask this lovely person?
01:28:25
Speaker
that we can think of. I've been knowing, like we know that we needed to talk with the travel agency. um Oh, do you know what the name of that cruise line is so that when I go talk to the travel agency, it's gonna be easy? Yeah, I believe that one's called historical or Rona port, the axis cruise line.
01:28:51
Speaker
just Ina furiously writing. Yeah, that's what I was literally doing. And then Detective Ina goes, also, do you have anything that would be considered cool or magical or any kind of thing that would be useful for adventuring?
01:29:10
Speaker
um so because Ina's now going to start getting adventures back right. I have these potion holsters, but the best ones to like go and get like potions from is probably like the healers over in Absalom's or however you say her name, Absalomarpaz.
01:29:29
Speaker
Um, probably get some potions from over there. That would probably help you. Um, I also have this and she turns around. She's like, this was just brought in. And it's like a genuine leather, like backpack. It's like really nicely made. Like this was just brought in like a few days ago. I don't know if you need bags or anything.
01:29:57
Speaker
They are offering me a potions halter and a leather backpack, right? Mm-hmm. OK. The potions halter holds four po for full potions, by the way. For potions. OK. So then I ask, is there anything special about the backpack?
01:30:15
Speaker
um There's some cool pockets on the inside and there's some cool little crystal rechargers if you have anything that needs charging crystal wise. At that point Murphy walks out and is like pockets on the inside is something I don't know what it is but pockets on the inside you need to buy it like immediately.
01:30:41
Speaker
Well, I'm also also Murphy, you would clock the crystal rechargers and good news. Your gun needs that shit. Mm hmm. OK, so how much for the backpack and for the potions holster? Um, you really nice. Let's.
01:31:09
Speaker
I'll get them to you for 63 fillers. For 63 fillers for both? Yeah. Sure, why not? And I... You weren't joking, you weren't mean, so you get them for a discount. Oh, I didn't know that you got discounts. I won the last mean hadn't followers. So then that would be...
01:31:32
Speaker
60, 90, that would be 693 that I have. So 1,693. Okay, I put on the- What did Allie do this series? Oh, she taught them how to balance their finances.
01:31:45
Speaker
I already know how to balance finances. We just didn't- I don't. We just didn't need any use of keeping- Fucking fucking Godzilla's right now. We didn't- I'm not actually buying it. We didn't need to keep track of money in the last campaign because I literally was Money Bags McGee and I paid for everything. We had endless money.
Strategizing for Combat Gear
01:32:08
Speaker
I don't care about weight, I care about money. So I bought those. I'm gonna shit.
01:32:15
Speaker
Kyle, would it make more sense for Murphy to have the backpack since they need the charging things for your gun? Probably. And just because like I'm not going to be in the middle of combat a lot, like my just like kind of a side thing, I always plan Murphy to be like off to the side, like shooting them apart. Yeah, like a distance person.
01:32:39
Speaker
Basically, and you're going to be in the middle of combat, so I don't want the backpack to get fucked up. And then also, do we think you or Solas would be better with the potions holder? Because if I'm the one with the potions, then we're all fucked if I go down. It's probably Solas. Yeah. And is Alia Solas quick? Is she fast as fuck?
01:33:16
Speaker
Do we know? Would you describe her as quick? My speed is 14. Okay, my speed is 16. It's my speed. I was about to say, if anything, Murphy, you're the fastest. My speed is 16 as well. Okay, and then I also have the running feet, so I'm technically quick.
01:33:38
Speaker
um I mean, I can I can hold on to it just since I'm gonna be like in the distance. because I don't know what if we do get into a fight. I don't know what solace is combat style and then out of character alley. Is there any other place where I would buy like adventuring gear that's not with Marco? Like, is there anything that where we would get like cool shit?
01:33:59
Speaker
What exactly cool shit are you trying to find? Like you know like the typical like D and&D shit where like you would go and get to buy like special items and stuff like that other than like this place. Oh yeah like a like a fucking fantasy Costco. Yeah like the fantasy Costco. There might be one the McCarty Isles you don't know.
01:34:17
Speaker
Okay. ah So there's yeah there's nowhere else there's beennna be there's nowhere else in the city though. Like I want us to be prepared for when we get there. Yeah. If there's going to be a shop, it'll be on a half an island. Okay. And then they said that there was the potion lady like right down the street, right? Yeah.
01:34:35
Speaker
Okay, so would you guys do that healer before so you know? Okay, yeah so we don't have to do like a whole interaction and this potion holster holds up to four potions, you said? Yep. Okay, so do you think we should just buy four healing potions?
01:34:54
Speaker
Kyle? Probably. Because the way that I know that Allie said that she's going to be nice and we can heal like overnight, right? Yeah. Unless you get like something, so unless we get something serious happen to us. Yeah, you reset. Well, I mean, isn't that isn't that how that typically works, though? It's like a long rest. but Not in Dragon Age or Fantasy Age.
01:35:20
Speaker
ah You would roll like hit dice essentially to heal back up or it's like equivalent to like your constitution. So like it's gets rough. um But Ali's being nice. um But I'm saying like in case Solas doesn't have like healing magic, would Ali like the equivalent of like a healing potion heal like a major wounds?
01:35:44
Speaker
Because I feel like, and I never liked this in D and&D either. It would help the major wounds, it won't heal them completely. Yeah, but it would help like with the healing process. Because I feel like if you got like your fucking like side cut open, it never made sense to me in D and&D why that would heal overnight. You know what I mean? Yeah. Without penalties. But I feel like this would help take the penalties away. Yes. So we charge up on four healing potions. How much does that cost?
01:36:17
Speaker
Money. How much money does a healing potion cost? I keep putting away these D100, like the percentile dice, like I don't need them and I've been using them this entire time. I'm just like, I don't need this anymore. How much does a healing potion cost? It costs.
01:36:41
Speaker
andland They cost fillas, each at least this batch. Okay. So that means they could change. So it's 37 times four. I can't do math that quickly. Uh, seven times four equals 28, eight carry the four or two four times three is 12 plus 14. So yeah. 148. I literally just finished. You were doing that. I just whipped out my calculator. Okay. So then can you do a 693 minus 148? Cause I'm not doing the fucking math.
01:37:15
Speaker
I'm too hungry for that shit. What was it? 693 minus 148. 693 minus 148. Uh, 545. 545. Okay. And then I can imagine like, I could get all of the other stuff from like Alcindors temples for free, right? Yeah. So like,
01:37:42
Speaker
I'll look up basic adventuring gear and I'll put it in the equipment section for me. And then Kyle, you just got to make sure that you put the backpack in your inventory. And then I'll have the equipment stuff like under my inventory and then we'll just say that it's in that backpack. And then we'll give the potion holster to Solas when we see them again.
01:38:12
Speaker
with the potions. OK, so. Do you guys go over to the travel area? Yeah.
Cruise Planning and Logistics
01:38:25
Speaker
How many potions was it? It was four healing potions.
01:38:31
Speaker
OK. And now you have a cool po potion holster. Hell yeah.
01:38:39
Speaker
um yes i would say we go okay um When you get in there, ah the decor is very much ah ships everywhere and it's very nautical. And there's like ocean, bad ocean wallpaper on the walls and everything. And everyone has those really dorky ah uniforms on. You know which ones I'm talking about. I don't need to explain them. um And they just go, there's like a little elf at the front that's just like, hey, how can I help you?
01:39:14
Speaker
Hi, we're here to set up a cruise for three people on the historical Arona port cruise line. Oh yeah, that one is an interesting one. Yeah, let's totally, let's go look into that. Why do people keep saying it's interesting? So the fun part about the historical Arona port access cruise line is They do a little bit of historical reenactments throughout the boat. Oh my God, I fucking but sounds kind of fun fucking love
01:39:56
Speaker
This has Bobby written all over it. right So um the boat doesn't only go to the McCarty Isles, it also goes to Gria and Stolai and then back to the Arona port, but you can choose whatever port to get off at. um But the rule is you have to be and a part of all the historical nature on the ship while you're on it.
01:40:26
Speaker
Okay, cruise lines if you aren't comfortable with that. There's other cruise lines, I promise. ah No, that's fine. I'm best friends with someone named Marco and they do what is called bopping all the time. And I'm used to that. Oh, okay. Okay. As long as there's some background in it, because they can be a lot.
01:40:49
Speaker
Marco's pretty cool, so I feel like this person will also be pretty cool. I mean, it's not just one person. It's an entire ship. You know what? It's fine. Um, so...
01:41:01
Speaker
The ah cost of the tickets from just like from Arona to the McCarty Isles in general is 350 fillas each because it's not really that popular of a cruise line, if you can imagine. That's fine. So 350 times three.
01:41:29
Speaker
da da Five, 15, three times three is nine, 10, that'd be 1,000, five on, no, that's too much. What was it, 350 times three? 350 times three, so five, 15,
01:41:49
Speaker
carried the night. That would be 1050. 1050. I was right. I was like, Jesus Christ, that's too much in my head. So 1050. So I look over at ah Murphy. I'm just like, currently I have 1545 but I'm also trying to get the house with Solace. I mean, also like I can pay my own You know? Okay. ah And I feel like Solas might be able to pay her own. Yes, but Solas is in here right now.
01:42:23
Speaker
No, but you can pay Solas's and then Solas might be able to pay that. That's true. And maybe Solas would really like going on a cruise. Yeah, I just don't think we should mention that the cruise is iffy.
01:42:37
Speaker
Why? This sounds like it's going to be a fun time. I think Solas would have a lot of fun. For sure. I don't think Solas is going to feel that way. Why? It sounds like it's a party all the time. And they like the party.
01:42:51
Speaker
Oh, there's definitely a lot of rum drinks on the cruise, but you have to
01:43:03
Speaker
She likes to drink a lot, and so Solas also likes to drink a lot. I'm just building in lore for Ally, and Ally is like, yep, I'm just gonna roll with it. I just kind of nod, and I'm like, yeah, fine, whatever. We can just do it now, get it over with, and then. I slap down 700 fillas, because that's what's gonna cost for 350 a person.
01:43:30
Speaker
Yeah, and I slapped on my three fifteen and I am now down to four hundred thirty three. And now down to eight hundred forty five. ah She puts in all of your information. I'm not going to RP like the like all your information that she needs to get you the tickets. But she goes, OK, what day were you guys looking at going? And what's your what's your soonest?
01:43:53
Speaker
Yeah, what's what's your what's your soonest? We have one departing at the end of the week this week. It's like Sunday. That'll give me more time to work. That'll give me time and I would be able to talk with Marco about me not being able to work for a bit. And so I could get that done.
01:44:12
Speaker
Yeah, and then I can pack my stuff, my all of my like three things that I need to pack. And then I could get us some supplies, and then you could get your armor ready, and then I could get solace ready, and then maybe we might be able to hear back from the apartment agency, and we could get ourselves a nice little townhouse.
01:44:33
Speaker
I mean, I don't think the townhouse is gonna happen that quickly. You don't know that. No, I don't, but like, You have to think positively, Murphy. I think realistically. Oh, mid days. Good. That sounds perfect. It works for us. And I slap the money down. I find it hilarious also that it's ah on a Sunday and then we are recording on a Sunday. Yeah, because it's literally essential literally next week and we record next week at midday. And that is when all of our bitches. All of our tutu. Yeah.
01:45:11
Speaker
OK, so the day comes to a relative close. Are you guys planning on doing anything else? ah I think I'm just going to like call Garak and just tell him, like, hey, ah yeah I'm going on a cruise well on Sunday.
01:45:32
Speaker
ah Yeah, it's going to be an interesting one. We basically like role play a character and it's like a historical cruise. you you went You went the cheap route, got the historical cruise in you. We don't have a lot of money. No, listen, I understand. It's very good if you need to get somewhere quickly. I get it. Fair enough. um Also, since we leave on Sunday, I don't know how long I'm going to be gone. So do you want to like
01:46:03
Speaker
hang out at some point before we leave. Yeah, let's get some coffee. Let's go and get some lunch or something. I would totally love to do that. I was thinking more like stay in and like watch a movie or something like that. OK, we'll figure out details later, but like, yeah, we can do that for sure. You see Murphy is like if he is looking at Murphy, which I don't know if they are. You can order a hood hutch.
01:46:31
Speaker
If he is looking at Murphy Murphy's like kind of blushing and like, you know looking down and like smile is like two feet like Staring into you with those giant goggles still on her face and she's just nodding her head like Yeah, what so what happens with the with like Murphy when I'm thinking of Garak and I'm like all happy and cutesy yeah described that like ah yeah Are you wearing the goggles No, Ina is, but like, does my aura change? No, no, I don't see stuff like that. It only tells you what I like, what you as the wearer wants. OK, so Ina is trying to figure out why Murphy's acting like that. I'm nodding my head because I'm seeing this like play out and Ina's like, yes.
01:47:19
Speaker
Because she doesn't get to see romance all the time, so she's watching and she's taking notes. Murphy has no clue you're watching. Well, it's fairly fucking obvious because you're seeing a person out of the corner of your eye with gigantic ass looking eyeballs writing furiously in a notebook. No, Murphy is completely engrossed in the conversation. Does not does not see you by duties. All right. garre um We'll figure out a day. I'll talk to you later, I guess. See you then.
01:47:49
Speaker
See ya. And then Murphy's gonna like close the phone and do a little like smile and like look up at Ina and be like, what are you staring at? Nothing! And then she shoves the Detective Ina notebook away.
01:48:04
Speaker
where he's just like, all right, we should get going because we got to let solo snow and yes, you know, everything like that. And you would also I think, before we go back, would you like to meet my friend Marco real quick and see if you would like to. Sure. But I also I forgot one thing and then I fill Ina in on how that happened conversation. went Oh, so it basically he gave me a lot of non-answers. So I kind of figured it out as she pulls out her notebook and she's flipping through all the endless pages that are in this notebook, because if fucking Oswald has a pocket, snack pocket, I have an endless notebook. ah She's flipping through her notes. She goes, if it doesn't break the world, I don't care. ah No, but like you let the pocket break the world at the end, though. I thought it was funny.
01:48:55
Speaker
it was So she's flipping through and she goes, ah, so it sounds like ah my one prediction was correct that Haddon did have something to do with the McCarty Isles with that little shitbag named Tate. And they
01:49:17
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I assume because he underlined the word me when I asked him if his token was there. Also, he drew like three dicks. I don't know what that means. Clearly, that means that they're a dick. yeah I think that just means that he's got like a child mind and he thinks it's funny. Which to be fair, it is to an extent, but like.
01:49:40
Speaker
That's weird. Read the room, you know? Yeah. and Meanwhile Haddon's up there listening to this conversation like, I don't give a shit. It's funny. All right. So we need to go and I'm going to tell my friend, I want you to at least meet my friend Marco once before we leave. And then you could see if there's anything else that you might need from there or I could build you anything that you might need real quick.
01:50:03
Speaker
And then I also got to tell Marco that I am leaving and I need... What is it called when you need to go take a break? It's a long period of time and you're going somewhere. pt You need to use... How much PTO do you have? What's PTO? o i paid and Paid time off.
01:50:24
Speaker
Cause like in the downtime that we've had, I've been doing some research on this world and it turns out if you work a job, you're entitled to some level of like paid time off. None of the job is completely made off of commission, bitches. Yeah, I was about to say, I don't think I get that. That's unfortunate. I think it's just that Parker just gives me money for some reason after I make stuff.
01:50:49
Speaker
Oh, shoot. I got to let the rabbant this temple. No, I won't be around for it. I also got to tell the Alcindor temple. Because last thing I need is for them to come back in the fighting again. OK, so how about this? You go to your temple. I go to mine and then we meet at Marcus. I also got to pick up some adventuring gear from all the Alcindor temples that we're going to need for our trip. And then I'll go talk with Marco.
01:51:14
Speaker
OK. Are we going to role play this or like what are we doing? I'm not role playing the Alcindor stuff because it's just like literally me walking in, commanding shit, taking stuff I need and walking out. I'm going to say y'all meet up it with Marco and do that. Yeah. Yeah. You did everything you needed to do. I'm also really hungry and my hands are starting to shake. Well, then we can just we can role play the Marco stuff next time. I mean, if you want to. I mean, it'll be quick.
01:51:45
Speaker
You know, it's just role-playing the Marco stuff, then go onto the boat and then Bobby comes in. You can cut that last part out. Could we say that that's what we do throughout the week? yeah And then I tell Marco on the last day, like literally. Before we end, how do you guys end up telling Solas about this trip? Oh yeah, we can role-play that. Let's role-play that.
01:52:07
Speaker
I just so so clean up because you know bus in to the shop and she goes we're going a yeah I wouldn't get your hopes up we're going on the lame crew they have room It's it's literally the only way we can get to the islands for not like a thousand bucks each. So fair. I get it. I get it. What? I'm going to need to take time off. How long? I don't know. I have my sister deal with it. We leave. OK. Yeah, we leave next Sunday. and well We're going to be stopping by.
01:53:02
Speaker
We're going to be stopping by in his friend's Marco Marco place, whatever, just to like grab some gear before we can get there from outside this place. Well, you can get your stuff from outside. I can get a lot of stuff. Really? Yeah, they listen to whatever I say. Fair enough. They're kind of dumb. I think they have the intelligence of zero. Then you have an intelligence of one. Exactly.
01:53:45
Speaker
one thing I'm going to recommend, Ina, is tell him on the first day that you go to work so that way he's got time to prepare and cover, like, find the coverage for the ship. There's nobody. It's literally just me.
01:53:58
Speaker
That's what happens when you work. That's what happens when you work on commission.
01:54:12
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01:54:20
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Hey, hi, hello, friends. Thank you so much for tuning in on this week's episode of Dice Drop Fallen.
Promotion and Shopping Humor
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Sorry, I'm looking like while you all are doing this, I'm kind of shopping. And I just found this. a Godzilla thing. kiberly Of course you did. You don't need to spend $75 on that. It's only second. Plus, it's not going to arrive until April. but so It's practically free.
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so it's we't afraid
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for real Okay, so it is September 22nd as we are recording this It will not show up until April So let's do some math. Let's say it is and so let's say it arrives like mid April, right? So let's say I'm looking at like, let's say it doesn't arrive until like April 13th, which is a Sunday. So let's say or like, you know what, let's be generous. Let's say April 15th or 16th, because most things for some weird reason arrive on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Okay, so let's say
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It costs exactly twenty or seventy five dollars. Right. And then how much for shipping? Actually, let me find out how much it's going to be. OK, perfect. Watch me fucking girl math. It is to practically three. We don't need to finish this episode. It's fine. No, we actually don't. We're fine. We can we can go shopping for the rest of it. Do you guys want to see pictures of Keith from the Try Guys last night?
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Did he do another one of those, like, Keith eats everything? Yeah, I was at it. Oh, is that where you went? Yeah, we got the live show. Nice. 75. Okay, let's be real. If you pay $5 a week for this bad boy, it's free by January 5th.
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Well, I'm still figuring out shipping. And technically, if you buy something in one month and it doesn't get to you until another month later, that's practically free. It pretty much is, because at that point you get the you get your paycheck. Exactly. It's already paid off by now, bud. So that's how I grow math this shit. I can grow math anything. I also don't know what country this is. Oh, shipping is like eight dollars. Yeah, so it's practically free.
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You pay $5 now, it's already at your house. Okay, are we? So with shipping and processing and sales tax added on, it's $91.56. Yeah, so by the time, even with the extra $5 a week, it's still not April by the time that it's paid off. It's practically $5. I see no flaw. There's no flaw to this.
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Anywho,
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please leave listen anywho ah no, this is the button. This is the blooper button. Anywho, so.