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WHO WINS Championships? NBA Finals š Knicks vs Spurs | NFL š LA Rams + Myles Garrett (TOTAL EVISCERATION)
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BALL & BUDS NEW SHOW š„ TOTAL EVISCERATION šÆ Hot Take Jake vs Sports Professor
TOPICS: NBA Finals - Who needs championship more knicks or spurs?
OKC Thunder OUT - Need to make a big splash and what?
NFL Myles Garrett Traded to LA Rams = Championship?
More Impact - AJ Brown to Patriots or Odell Beckham to Giants?
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Transcript
Introduction & Show Setup
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You can't pretend, now get ready for the show.
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Yo, yo, yo, what up, friends? Welcome back to another edition of Ball and Bud's Total Invisceration. Yes, indeed, it is your host, the sports professor. And as always, on this chaotic program, I go up against my nemesis, Hot Take Jake. What's good, brother?
00:00:40
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What up, buddy? Are you ready to get the that your ass whooped today? Ready to get them teeth clapped? am. ah Wow. First of all, i know we have talked about this plenty of times.
00:00:51
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When you first started, it was smack that ass. Now you're going to clap my cheeks, bro. I'm going to need you to calm down. going to need you to pause on every damn thing you're saying. I'm also going to need you to go get some headphones because you got a lot of background.
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00:01:58
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Shout out to Canteen. Bottom line sports flow and and Hot Rod over there doing a great job. Shout out to y'all brothers. Keep it up. um All right. So now we got Hot Take back. Looks like we got some. Oh, no. Still getting some feedback. i get feedback Still getting feedback. A lot of feedback, bro. Yeah.
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Do you have anything on? do you have Are you watching? There you go. Oh, that might be a Okay. It was because you were listening to it. Oh, No, I listen that listened to us on the meta things.
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My bad, bro. That's okay. That's okay. Give us the view. But also, don't let it overpower our sound. Yeah, I'm trying to hear us. I make sure that I sound great. Okay, let's go, man. Let's go.
00:02:41
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Yeah, yeah. now Let's do this. So anyways, welcome in,
NBA Finals Preview: Knicks vs Spurs
00:02:44
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y'all. If you've never seen Total Evisceration, you are in for a show. Let's get straight to the topics. First of all, today, NBA Finals are on in just about...
00:02:54
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Two hours, hour and a half here tonight. The New York Knicks versus the San Antonio Spurs. The New York Knicks won game one on Wednesday. Now, as some background, because I don't need to use this as a point of mine, but the New York Knicks, last time they played in the finals, was in 1999
00:03:19
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Yes, the San Antonio Spurs. So we have a rematch of 99 when the Spurs won, which means the Knicks did it win then.
00:03:29
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No, because the Knicks have not won since 1973. That being said, this question is still being asked because Jake is a bum-ass Spurs fan, so we have to ask this question. Jake, who's in need of the championship more, your Spurs or the New York Knickerbockers?
00:03:45
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I know everybody wants to see the Knicks win. Flumish. Be great. I got Knicks fans telling me they're rioting as soon as they win the championship.
00:03:56
Speaker
Ah, ah, riot boys. Destiny is in our way and let me tell you why. It's not necessarily the Spurs that needs this championship more.
00:04:07
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It's your bum ass Michael Jordan fans. Why Wimby needs this championship more. And let me tell you. Oh, yeah, I'm about to tell you. See, the thing about a GOAT conversation, you know what I always hear? He's 6-0, Jake.
00:04:24
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He's 6-0. He never dies. yeah That matters. That matters. and That matters. and is shit so That matters. of them And I believe the future goal of the NBA has to win and make sure that disgusting because somehow when LeBron lost his championships, y'all used that against him so badly, even though he made probably two times more as much finals.
00:04:54
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as what Jordan did. But since y'all throw that against my guy's name, I know Wimby has to come out on a different type of level. And he has to understand in about five to 10 years when he's on a dynasty run, and I hear Jordan fans screaming if he would somehow lose this series,
00:05:13
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He still lost to the Knicks. Even though Michael Jordan at 22 wasn't sniffing shit. Practically couldn't do the damn thing in the East against the Larry Bird Celtics. Never beat them.
00:05:27
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Against an Isaiah Thomas Piston Whiston. The tough of them. Come bad boys. You know what happened. So, bro, look, no, no, let me stop you.
00:05:39
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Let me stop you right there. Because first of all, that is going off of the assumption that Wemby is going to be anything. And we don't know that yet. Does he have the trajectory and the potential to be one of the greatest of all time? Of course he does. Because of his size, because of his skill set, because of the things that he can do on the court as a big man.
00:06:02
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for big men But that does that mean that he is going to have this best GOAT of all time career, Hall of Fame career? No, it doesn't. Look at what happened to Yao Ming.
00:06:16
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Yao Ming was 7'6", got hurt, and dan ended up not having. a Hall of Fame career. So even though he was great, he ended up not having a Hall of Fame career and not winning all these championships that you're already projecting on Wemby. You can't project that. it is way too early. He's way too young. Like you said, even Michael Jordan, at his age, was still in college because you had to be. Wemby's lucky enough to be in a time where you don't have to be. But the fact of the matter is, what? Omar, hold on What?
Wemby's Legacy vs Michael Jordan
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If he wins a championship this year, who's the second best player on that team? Everybody needed a number two. Who's his two? You can have three rookies. You got three number twos. You got three number twos. just got guys that just came out of high school eating some pizza for lunch. They weren't even going in and couldn't even a afford fucking shit, man. What are you talking about? He's playing with high schoolers right now and he's doing this. How dare you, Omar?
00:07:15
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The disrespect of De'Aaron Fox and Stephon Castle. De'Aaron Fox needs to get off this damn team. If he misses another damn three, I'm done with his ass. Come on, man.
00:07:27
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Look, it doesn't matter because the question was, you big dummy, who needs it more? And it's clear that the Spurs don't need it more. It's been 53 years. When he needs it for his GOAT conversation, Omar. Get that out of your head. Let him win one first before you start talking about six. Bro, God forbid an injury. I don't want to because I want to see him be one of the greatest ever because I love watching him play. And I'm not a Spurs fan, so I would never wish anything. I pray that he never has an injury at all.
00:07:59
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But the fact of the matter is you play in a full contact ā not full contact, not football. But in a contact sport where injuries can happen, especially in basketball, you make the wrong turn. He has a lot of lengthy limbs. Like you can hurt anything at any point in time. So the fact the matter is you can't even say that he needs it now because he may not even get to that point. But if you're saying he needs it now because he may never get to that point, that I could understand. The Knicks.
00:08:23
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are the ones that watch it more because the Knicks haven't won a title since 73 when people were still watching TV on tube televisions, my friend. People were still watching on them big-ass televisions that don't nobody has no more. People were cooking on the stove. It wasn't even microwaves invented. We even have the World Wide Web.
00:08:44
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My friend, we couldn't even get on to OnlyFans to look at some ta-tas. No, we had to go on Skinamax and try to look between the staticky static on the pay-per-view channels that you're not supposed to be watching. That's what we had to do back in the day. And that's how long it was since the Knicks won a championship. The Knicks need to win. The Spurs have won five titles, count five, since the last time they beat the Knicks in 99.
00:09:11
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The New York Knicks are not relevant. They should as you said, ah storm the streets, because this is the biggest thing that's ever happened to them and ever will happen to them, because they ain't never gonna win another championship again. So I hope my boy Jason Aponte, who ain't watching, I hope my boy dia ah D Martin is watching, y'all Knicks fans. I hope all y'all Knicks fans are watching, because you better hope, oh, that you win this one, because if you don't win this one, Knicks,
00:09:44
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Y'all, they never, never, never winning again. And Jake, look, Wemby, he's got 15 years. So need and want are two different things. Wemby's got a whole career.
00:10:04
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Knicks have been waiting a whole lifetime for this. You know I'm saying? The Knicks are asking, yeah you know what is a good analogy for this? The Knicks are asking for dessert on top of their five championships. Yo ass is the Knicks. I mean, ah the Spurs are asking for dessert.
00:10:22
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The Knicks are just asking for food at this point. They just need some scraps on the table because the Knicks suck. And I am a Celtics fan that loves watching the Knicks drink their salty knickerbocker tears. And just like them and just like you, that's been totally awesome.
00:10:42
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ofviscerating I bet you it's hurting you right now because you either are rooting for the Knicks or your arch nemesis or you're rooting for me to win and gloat about what my team is. It's got to suck for you today, don't it?
00:10:53
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yeah Oh, yeah, that's right, Peach. Thank you. Shout out to Peach and Canteen and AP, Alan Perala is tuning in. Says he's watching or he's in San Antonio. Yeah, that's right. He told me he got a ticket to the game as a Knicks fan in San Antonio. Boy, you better hope the Knicks win. You better hope the Knicks win because they are going tear your ass up. in san antonio shout out to shane beats uh for thank you for tuning in but anyways nah man for real the knicks need it more i think everybody knows that i think uh but i do ah see what you are saying and i do understand that if wendy is ever to catch jordan then he needs to start now he's gonna exceed it don't you worry okay that's complete how many hot takes do you have today by the way
00:11:38
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I got one now. All right, cool. That's fine. No worries. All right, let's
Oklahoma City Thunder: Roster & Strategy Analysis
00:11:42
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move it on to our next ah topic here. Staying in the NBA, the Oklahoma City Thunder lost to the aforementioned Spurs.
00:11:54
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Do the off Oklahoma City Thunder need a big-time offseason acquisition? And if so, what do they need to do? Or you can go the opposite and say they should do nothing. What do you think? I'll take Jake.
00:12:10
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I don't think they have anything they can do. I don't care if they get Giannis. I don't care if they bring back ah Michael Jordan himself of 28 years old. They're not going to do anything to stop Wimby.
00:12:22
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Wimby is now the foreseeable future of the lockdown of the West Conference. I'm telling you right now. It's about to be angry and dangerous. Let me tell you something. SGA at best is going to be Brandon Roy.
00:12:34
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And you know who Brandon Roy is. and Why do you keep you? right, no, no, hold on one second. Before we- His his ceiling is Brandon Roy, because I'm telling you right now, I'm telling you right now, Omar.
00:12:47
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In the end, I think after this season is done, they're going to go back into the NBA. The NBA guys. Why do we do this show? Those guys upstairs are going to go up there and talk and say, hey, guys, we got to stop giving these easy-ass flopping things. And when we start going against it, they're going to find something wrong.
00:13:03
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And once that's that's figured out, it's over, Omar. That dude becomes a shell of himself, and he's Brandon Roy at best. i told you this before this is gonna be the one take you're gonna say damn jake this age like fine wine in the grind come on man i know you know that know what you know what first of all let me turn the music down for a second let me turn the music down for a second let me talk to you real quick let me uh let me as la knight would say let me talk to him yeah uh if you ever Come on this program again besmirch the great name of Brandon Dwayne Roy Sr. Okay? You keep talking mad shit about Brandon Roy. This ain't the first time. This ain't the second time. You've been taking stray shots at Brandon Roy since we were on the bottom line of sports.
00:13:55
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You've been calling Kevin Durant Brandon Roy, which is already crazy. No, no. no he I called Kevin Durant an ah an underrated Rudy Gay. Okay, that's crazy. I did hate on Brandon Roy, too. that's And you knew that, too. And you know I'm right about that, too, because he amounted... No, oh you're not.
00:14:12
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SGA has already won two MVPs in one championship. He's already heads and tails past what Brandon Roy was. But even then, Brandon Roy wasn't a horrible player. You're acting like Brandon Roy was a horrible player. He was a good player.
00:14:25
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So first of all, don't shit on Brandon Roy. He was a good player. Second of all, SGA has already passed that. So how can his ceiling then be Brandon Roy? Talk to me about that. I'm talking about Brandon Roy had a good career of about three to five years, and after that, went.
00:14:41
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That's what I mean by sga is going to have the SGA is just lucky enough, dude, to be the MVP because everybody loves him falling down. He knows how to fall with fall with grace and throw a ball up and hopefully it shoots in the basket.
00:14:55
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He's done nothing. Has he done anything that changed your lives? Is he a top 50 player in NBA all time? I don't think so. I mean, no, but he hasn't been in the league long enough. That's not that's not 75 NBA player all time.
00:15:09
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Probably not. he's He's only been in the league three years, bro. And he's already had two or five years, had two MVPs and when one um one championship. I mean, I would say he's top 100 of all time. I would probably say that.
00:15:22
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I think I could name 100 players better than him. Possibly. Okay. i get i've It's possible. That's not the point, though. The point is that he hasn't been in the league long enough to get that high.
00:15:33
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But the other point is that, again, he has won two MVPs one championship as the leading star on that team.
00:15:43
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Jake, you don't win a championship as the number one and two MVPs. in this league if you're not a great player. As we talked about when he won back-to-back MVPs, it's only been done eight times. And those eight players are at the top of the top, the pantheon of the greats. And so if you were going to tell me that someone has the accolades of the greatest players of all time within his first five seasons, it's going to somehow all of a sudden fall off a clip and become Brandon Roy, even though he can't, Because, again, he's already won two MVPs. He's going to change the rules on him.
00:16:22
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And what happens then, Omar, when he's flopping doesn't work? and He still has two had championships and MVP. He could retire now and be a Hall of Famer. See, that's what that that's the that's the problem with y'all.
00:16:36
Speaker
Y'all throw anybody in the Hall of Fame nowadays. I'm not saying he's li shit and not saying he's a goat. i say there's a gra man He won two MVPs, bro. He won two MVPs. It's so hard to win an MVP in the NBA. He lucked out.
00:16:48
Speaker
And you know it, too. What do you think they should do then? You think they can't? In all of the 90s, we know Michael Jordan was the best player in the 90s, and he should have won every year. But they kept giving it to scrubs like Charles Barkley and shit. So you're just proving my point. Well, hold on That's the only reason SGA won, because Joker should have won those years.
00:17:07
Speaker
Just like when LeBron should have won. SGA should have won two years ago when Joker won, so I don't want to hear that. No, of course he would. out of here with that. Hey, bro, gosh, stop slobbing that guy's knob, please. I'm not. I don't even care about SGA that much. I agree with you. He pushes off.
00:17:22
Speaker
he He gets to the foul line way too much. He gets way too many. I agree. I i agree. used to you were in bed with Jason Tatum. The way you're sucking on this guy, bro, something else to me. I'm just calling a spade a spade.
00:17:35
Speaker
Hey, don't you worry. I am always on the jockstrap of any Boston Celtics. So let me let me just let that be known right now. JB, JT, Red Auerbach, Larry Bird. I'm on the jock. I'm hanging on to Paul Pierce. jockstrap. Riding that truth everywhere. Pause. Not like that.
00:17:53
Speaker
But what do you think Oklahoma should do then? You think they can't do anything? They just stay put and not do anything? No, because I think right now more than ever, They need to make a big... Look, Chet's got to go.
00:18:06
Speaker
But at the same time, you can't get old Giannis, who's a shell of himself now. Giannis is not as good as what he used to be. shell of himself. He had a horrible team in Milwaukee the past few years. He ain't no damn shell of himself. one thing I know... What? the one thing I know, Omar...
00:18:21
Speaker
He does not stretch the floor and SGA needs a stretch floor to look decent. I'm telling you right now. That's a decent point. He don't stretch the floor. He don't stretch the floor. So all these OKC fans are saying, we're going to get Giannis to go against Wemby.
00:18:37
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They're going to look like dumbasses because- Well, no, defensively, defensively, he is going to be able to handle Wemby in the post. He'll be able to defend Wemby in the post. You can destroy the greatest defensive player of all time like that.
00:18:51
Speaker
The way that Wemby is, he is on track to be known as the greatest defensive player of all time. His defense is his offense at the same time. Do you see how many times people run in? I've seen people go run in with the dribble inside and then they'll run right back out because they're so scared of Wemby's arms.
00:19:09
Speaker
Well, you're gonna be the shape wa you're going to be the same way with Giannis as well. Giannis is very lengthy as well. And yeah, look, I agree. anybody ever been afraid Giannis? I agree. Look, maybe Giannis has not, ah ah you know, doesn't have the ability to stretch the floor like you would like to have.
00:19:27
Speaker
Maybe even if you had put like a Wemby and SGA together, that would be a tremendous pairing. We can't do that. But at this point in time, you're right about one thing, and that's that they have to get rid of either Chet Holmgren or Jalen Williams to get under the second apron luxury tax.
00:19:46
Speaker
And so if you have to if you have to do that anyways, why not trade Chet and the like the the boatload of picks that you still have for eight years out and go get a Giannis and put a Giannis, SGA, and J. Will together. J. Will can move out and shoot a three from time to time and hope that that, yes, not conventional,
00:20:10
Speaker
uh duo maybe unconventional but could still be very functional you would have a good defensive twin towers uh then you could have yes yannis would sometimes clog up the paint for sga's drives i do agree with that but move out the damn way work together jason jason tatum and jaylen brown proved that two superstars with the same skill skill set can achieve a common goal which is winning the championship i think yannis sda could do it as Well.
00:20:40
Speaker
Last point real quick. All I'm going to say is this, and this ain't my hot take, but I will say this like nothing. Yes. SGA will not sniff another championship for at least five years.
00:20:52
Speaker
It's going to take five years for OKC to get to the next championship. I'm telling you right now, Wimby's about to hit his prime. It's about to get scared. Because I don't think that's true. Just because I don't think that the Thunder do what I'm saying. I don't think they actually go trade for Giannis. Yes, they do need to make a trade because they have to get rid of Chet or J-Well either way because of the luxury tax or they can stay over the luxury tax.
00:21:16
Speaker
But I think it's better for them to do what you're saying and build a team around them. Build the depth of that chart. Get some three-point shooters on that team aside from Case and Wallace. You know what I'm saying? ah get And Caruso. Just build some more pieces and I think they can compete with San Antonio. Is San Antonio the better team probably going forward right now? As it's looking, yeah. I think they do at bra right now just because of the youth have a better team. But The Thunder are by no means any slouch and will still be competing with the Spurs for the next five to ten years in the West as long as SGA and Wemby are around.
00:21:59
Speaker
Shoutout Canteen says Giannis to the Thunder. Hey, I mean, I think they should try it. Why not? Why not? You got to do something to come combat Wemby. I agree with Jake on that. All right. nick Make sure you hit that like button if you're watching. Make sure you subscribe at Ball & Buds, B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S on YouTube. And let's go on to our football topics.
NFL Trade Discussions: Rams and Patriots
00:22:22
Speaker
Yes, the NFL, the Los Angelino Rams trading. for miles garrett from the browns trading their promising star pass rusher jared verse along with picks jake do you believe that the los angeles rams trade for miles garrett will bring them another championship and remember the super bowl is in la this year so they could be the first team to ever win it twice in their home stadium what say you
00:22:59
Speaker
Look, you know one thing I love about the NFL in June, and I'm glad Denver hasn't been heard of this. What I've noticed every time, Omar, usually around May or June, we always have the paper Super Bowl.
00:23:11
Speaker
That means everybody's looking at the rosters. Oh, man, it's like they're about to win it all. I promise you more than ever, the paper Super Bowls are my favorite because when it doesn't happen, I'm going to be laughing in everybody's face.
00:23:26
Speaker
I don't even think they're a top two team in the NFC. They will not be standing in the top two of the NFC Championship. No, no, no. They're not a top two team in the NFC Championship. I thought you were going to say not a playoff team. I was about to say. No, no, no. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
00:23:43
Speaker
um But i do believe. that Jalen Hurts is on us. Boy, is he on a tear. And that'll get us into next topic here soon. But he's going to be on a tear this year. I think Jalen Hurts is out to prove something.
00:23:56
Speaker
I think Seattle has something to defend. I think those two teams are my one and two of the NFC. I'll put the Rams third, but do not make me not believe that there's a guy out there in Lambeau Field.
00:24:10
Speaker
Mr. J Love Lies. J Love Lies. That is not ready. That is not ready for a championship run. Boy, oh boy, we're having celebrations at bum ass Caleb Williams and his gross ass fingernails on the Madden cover. i don't even know if I want to buy Madden this year because of that bullshit. Wait, is he really?
00:24:29
Speaker
He's on there with the fingernails? Yes, all mine, you know? Yes. So he's on there just holding his fingers up like an idiot. But it's funny because everybody has forgotten about JLL.
00:24:41
Speaker
And one thing I know about JLL, he's got something to prove. And remember, he should have beat the Bears last year in the playoffs. Remember that. The Bears got lucky on some bullshit.
00:24:52
Speaker
So I'm telling you right now and more than ever, JLOVE LIVE is here to stomp something. They're my surprise team this year. I think they're going to scare a lot of people. Get out of here. yeah that's That is ridiculous. I do agree.
00:25:06
Speaker
no actually, it's not ridiculous. I take that back. I was to say your argument was ridiculous. The J-Love live part, I agree with you. i think say I think the Green Bay Packers are a Super Bowl contending team in the next few years. Maybe not this year because they took a step back.
00:25:20
Speaker
I don't know because they took a step back last year and they have to get back. to the championship first before you can go the Super Bowl, I believe. But I do think that they could get to the championship game this year if everything falls right and J-Love continues to grow.
00:25:33
Speaker
But that's not the point because they ain't going to be there because the Rams will be one of the top two in the NFC Championship and the Rams will represent the NFC in the NFL Super Bowl because, Jake, I was going to save this line for last.
00:25:51
Speaker
This was going to be my backbreaker for you. But the Rams, you don't trade for Miles Garrett unless you expect to win a championship. They already have a championship quarterback.
00:26:06
Speaker
They already have a championship coach. They got one of the best defenses in football. They're wide receivers. One led the league in touchdowns, and one was a triple crown winner a couple years ago. He's going in the best shape of his life after getting healthy.
00:26:21
Speaker
You add Miles Garrett in, you are adding the most disruptive defensive player in the league this side of Micah Parsons since Aaron Donald played for the Rams.
00:26:34
Speaker
So how going to tell me that the Rams ain't going to make the Super Bowl? Because one thing I know, One thing I've always known is Matthew Stafford. is it are we in 2009?
00:26:46
Speaker
Did I forget something? No, no, no, no, no. matthew said no oh No, sir. No, sir. You've been riding. You've been riding Matt Stafford's jock.
00:26:57
Speaker
Since the bottom line days. I remember you used to ride that thing like a rodeo. You was on that thing like damn. Like D'Angelo. Pause. You've been on Matt Stauffer. You've been throwing ring around the Rosie on his ah his ah on his member. So I don't want to hear nothing like that. Get out of here. Don't you dare shit on Matt Stauffer when you've been loving up on him this whole time.
00:27:18
Speaker
When you have a championship quarterback. don't think he has enough to win all. Remember, they play the AFC West this year, and they have to face their division, which I think is the toughest division in the NFC. So you're telling me they face my bum-ass Raiders, they face your bum-ass Broncos with no Bo Nix. Yeah, say that. I mean, if Bo Nix is even healthy, we'll see. You're crazy. Boy is slinging and banging right now. Don't do that.
00:27:42
Speaker
Is he? Okay. All right. Let's see. Miles Garrett, great addition. That's Cleveland will be shit. Canteen says, I don't know if they'll be shit. They're going be shit anyways. And they suck, but they're building for the future. Right. Exactly.
00:27:54
Speaker
I agree with that. um Says Rams in the bowl. Let's go. That's why I'm saying. Look, when you put it down, right? The Rams... Lost every all of their not all of it, but they lost a lot of defensive impact.
00:28:07
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When I aforementioned Aaron Donald retired, they ah they lost that game wrecker. They lost that double team magnet. But now with Miles Garrett, they get that back.
00:28:18
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You don't even need to replace Aaron Donald. He is. Aaron Donald 2.0. He is going to be able to do all Aaron Donald does it more. And yeah, he's on the outside. So he can make even a little bit more of an impact than Aaron Donald did on the inside.
00:28:34
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And Stafford is still good enough. He's healthy. They just paid him $55 million dollars new contract. You think McVay is going to give him a new $55 million dollars contract if he ain't good enough to win a Super Bowl? Hell no. And he doesn't have to be Superman. He just needs to be Matthew Stafford and not even Rams Matthew Stafford. He just has to be the Lions Matthew Stafford to win a championship with this Rams team.
00:28:59
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ah who Who's unbeatable in the NFC? Jake, it's wide open. The Eagles, the Lions, the Packers, it's wide open, bro. Philadelphia. No, it's wide open. Philadelphia don't run nothing right now. Yeah. They got a chance. They're a good team, but they ain't no dynasty running in the NFC right now.
00:29:19
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I don't want to see them in the Super Bowl. Denver's making but don't want to see them. And how about this? You know how I'm about to totally eviscerate you right now? Go ahead. Ask me how.
00:29:30
Speaker
How? Not only is Myles Garrett going to be there, but i mentioned someone earlier who And you better know the aforementioned Aaron Donald is watching and is saying, oh, I'm coming back to the Rams and we're going win another championship.
00:29:52
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And if you put Miles Garrett and Aaron Donald on the same defense, that defense is illegal in 48 out of 52 states, my friend.
00:30:03
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So you and... 85 82 states we got 50 buddy oh shit i did what a dumbass hey sorry i know you're from puerto rico it never became a state chill out over there gosh yo history lesson from the sports professor Yo! I ban you from having a computer on your damn name. I don't know why said 52. That's crazy. 52. Where did I get 52 from? That's crazy.
00:30:42
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It don't matter. It don't matter. It's still illegal in many states, just like your arguments on this show are. so But yeah, for 40 out of 52 states, i was have I know Jake was about to be totally eviscerated on that subject, but for that, I can't. I have been totally eviscerated because apparently I can't count the number of states in the United States America. This idiot, man. This idiot.
00:31:11
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Hey, you're enjoying the show, make sure you hit that like button for us. ah Make sure you subscribe to Ball and Buds. B-A-L-L-A-N-D-B-U-D-S. Moving into our last topic of the day, another football topic, a fun one here.
00:31:26
Speaker
Who will have the bigger impact? A.J. Brown, who was traded to the New England Patriots, or Odell Beckham? what What did you say, Omar? Yeah, i you heard me right.
00:31:40
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Odell Beckham Jr. returning to the New York Giants after, has it been, seven years or something like that? Odell, Malik, neighbors on the same team?
00:31:52
Speaker
I mean, talk my eyes. let's do i guess I guess he's your bigger impact. Is that what you're saying here? You're damn right he is. You think I want AJ Brown's sorry ass? The man's over there jealous because his side pieces are screwing another other players in the Philadelphia Eagle locker room.
00:32:08
Speaker
You think I give a shit about AJ Brown's sorry ass? Hey, it's a good riddance and goodbye to his ass. I'm telling you right now, that's why Jalen Hurts is going to be 10 times better the quarterback this season. Because he got to deal with that crybaby that's over there reading a book about... how to get a bigger dick.
00:32:24
Speaker
My bad, as i was saying, I'm done hearing this shit about him. He's straight trash. He was crying about Hassan Reddit. Sorry, piece of trash. Let me tell you something about Odell. He got championship in him.
00:32:34
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I told you, this team is a sleeper team in there. I think that they're about to do the unthinkable and at least get to the divisional round. I think there will be four teams in the divisional round.
00:32:48
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Packers, Giants, ah Rams, and Seahawks. That's why I think we're about to see a very dangerous year from Odell Mr. Beckham.
00:33:01
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One thing I know about Bended Like Beckham, he's going to the unthinkable, bro. Him and Malik Nabors, a one-two punch. I think Jackson Dart stars like no other. I think John Harbaugh will help this team of...
00:33:14
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elevate so high. This team is going to challenge the Eagles for that top spot. I got a good feeling. We got a good one could be 13 and four. The other could be 14 and three.
00:33:26
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That's how good these two teams are about to become and they deal with each other. yeah I'm telling you right now, Omar. you get someone police Someone please clip that. Someone clip that. This fool just had the unmitigated gall to say that the New York Giants were going to be either or 14-3. Bro, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. There ain't no way that the Giants even make the playoffs, bro. They might not even win nine games, much less 14. Bro, 14 games for the Giants? Are you kidding me?
00:33:59
Speaker
That's ridiculous. They're not even going to be above the Cowboys or the Eagles. So you can get that shit the hell up out of here. Wow. You cannot agree with that. You cannot agree with them having 13, 14 wins. um um That is not agreeable. What does Alicia Keys say? Think about this.
00:34:16
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The Knicks are doing their thing. Oh, okay. he's said good at seven He said 10 and 7. I could even give them 10 and 7. No, no, no, no, no. Think about that, Omar. the kniel out of your thing The Knicks are doing their thing. The Yankees are about to win the MLB. This is a New York year. I just need the Knicks to lose.
00:34:32
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I think it's already happy that they are at least made the the championship. But one thing Alicia Keys always does, and our boy, I got to sing it for us. in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
00:34:46
Speaker
Come on, Omar. And we know for a fact the Giants are changing the history. There ain't no damn way anybody's looking at the Jets thinking that something's gonna happen over there.
00:34:57
Speaker
We know for a fact the Giants are gonna do what needs to be done. Get your ass back on camera. Get your ass back on camera. You know that.
00:35:08
Speaker
Bro. Okay. No, you know what? I need to turn the music down. and need to turn the music down for a second. So, Kanteen, last week, last episode, whenever that was, two weeks ago, like Jake said Jake had the nerve to come on live television and lie all the beautiful people about how he was the last elimination on American Idol.
00:35:36
Speaker
It's season 16, episode 22. am never going to forget that you said this. And that motherfucker just proved two seconds ago that not only was he not on American Idol with that trash ass baby raccoon crying voice that he just had. Not only was he on American Idol, but he was on America's most tone deaf squirrels in America. fucking nation. What the was that, bro? That was, don't ever do that again. That was the hobos. You almost broke my eardrums, fool. You almost broke my damn eardrums, bro. I have two people already texting me saying I sounded like Alicia. Don't do that.
00:36:17
Speaker
That's two people that just randomly DM me and said, dude, you sound like Alicia Keys. Okay. No, first of all, no one is randomly DMing you. You just made that up.
00:36:32
Speaker
and And second of all, if one of them, his name is Mrs. Montoya, that don't count because she just want hide your head up. Okay. Get out of here with that crap. And I don't, you know what? I don't even know where I went because he doesn't make me forget everything. I'll get you back on track. I guess because Odell, you don't believe in Odell. You must believe in AJ Brown then. Well, this is what I'm going to say to you, and I'm going to tie it all together, even with your little New York thing right there. I'm to tie it all together for you right here, right now. First of all, the Patriots need a number one QB for Drake May to develop, and A.J. Brown is still a number one that provides separation, a red zone threat, and a reliable wide receiver that can catch the ball when it's thrown to him.
00:37:17
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Did he have drops with the Eagles and Hurts? Sure, but that was more on both of them in the connection than it was necessarily on him. And you said A.J. Brown is washed? Bro, Odell is 33 years old, bro. A.J. Brown is still elite. A.J. Brown is a physical freak, a number one, still in his prime. Odell is 33, washed up, multiple injuries, ACLs, no production, ain't even...
00:37:43
Speaker
Been on a team lately, and I think he was signed to the Ravens last year. What the hell did he do there? Not a damn thing. Everybody talking about he going to change. He didn't change shit.
00:37:55
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Odell is nothing but nostalgia. A.J. Brown can help change the New England Patriots franchise from helping them with the wide receiver that they need. AJ Brown is a football player.
00:38:11
Speaker
Odell Beckham is a social media influencer. Odell moves content. AJ Brown moves the chains, baby. All right? Odell Beckham wins the social media headlines. AJ Brown wins games. Okay? Okay.
00:38:34
Speaker
Odell Beckham Jr. is a memory from the past of the Giants trying to rekindle an old flicker of a flame when A.J. Brown is a grenade of a weapon.
00:38:50
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And you know what the last thing I'm to say about this? The only reason it will have a bigger impact in New York is because I think that this Odell Beckham signing ā does do a lot for New York City. I do, Jake.
00:39:06
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I'm with you. I think Odell signing does a tremendous part for the city of New York, especially right now when they're trying to win the championship.
00:39:17
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Why? Why is it so good for New York that they may now have Odell Beckham Jr. in New York when they're trying to win a championship, Jake? Why? Why?
00:39:28
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Why? Well, because now that you got... Odell Beckham Jr., and Carl Anthony Towns in the same city, the zesty besties are back together, baby. And the zestiness of Odell will power the zestiness of Kat to a championship. And you and all of the Drake fans and their zestiness have been totally obfuscated.
00:40:02
Speaker
clip that you like that you like that no i got i got a cat i got a cat odell and jake shot at one time right i got all three of them at once get out of here the zesty besties tell them canteen i made it up tell them the sports professor was the one that made it up i just thought of it the zesty besties baby Get out of here, man. That was Dale. That was the snail. My bad, snail. I thought that Canteen because he's been only one commenting. Snail, my brother the snail. Hey, tell everybody your boy made it up.
00:40:39
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The zesty besties, baby. I don't know where it came from, but it sounds good. Odell and Cat going to the championship together. Thank you all for tuning in. We really appreciate it. Make sure you subscribe to Ball and Buds, B-A-L-L-A-N-D, B-U-D-S on YouTube as well. Follow on Instagram, handy QR code up there at the top. Hit that. That'll take you to our link tree where you can find all of our social medias as well. Hit that like button whether watching now or on the replay. Really helps us out in the algorithm. And hit that notification bell when you know we go live. I will be back next week.
00:41:11
Speaker
ah with Maybe we'll do another total evisceration because we actually skipped a week there. We'll see, possibly. But I do have a baseball next week show will be on, and then I'm going to try to do another one with my pops, the poppy and professor, Seminolemente. So we'll see what happens, but stay tuned. Smash that notification bell. Jake, tell them what you got for them before we get out of here.
00:41:32
Speaker
Well, I'm to agree with my heart take of the day. Yes. I was studying this, and I've been looking. And I know people are going to say, you're such a hater. You're such a hater. No, I'm not. I'm being a realist.
00:41:46
Speaker
And I really looked at it, and I think it's for the betterment. Remember when Tom Brady, his second season after he, it was after the Bucs won the Super Bowl the year after. he he didn't have any He didn't have any wherewithal with Bruce Arians anymore.
00:42:06
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something tells me omar i was looking at the chiefs schedule it doesn't look good for them at all this season dale are you watching snail is the chiefs fan is he still watching absolutely dale you're good you a buckle up for this bro i hate to say this i think at the end of this season they will miss the playoffs i think they're gonna go about six to seven wins tops what i'm really looking at it omar i'm looking at this schedule it's scary not only that i'm gonna add this in I think Bruce Arians, how he was moved to the side as a side position to be, oh we'll move you to football operations just to get you out of there.
00:42:45
Speaker
I think this is Andy Reid's last season. I think behind closed doors they fire him, but they quote unquote move him to a football operations position after this. I think it's over.
00:42:56
Speaker
I think the dynasty officially closes after this year. um Patrick Mahomes ends up being now a top 10 QB instead of a top five. And I think we end up seeing the fall of the Chiefs. We saw the rise.
00:43:09
Speaker
But now we're watching the fall. it reminds me of WCW, the rise and fall of WCW. We're watching it live, guys, the rise and fall of the Kansas City Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes will no longer be a top five QB in the league after this season.
00:43:22
Speaker
And and ah Andy Reid will no longer be in charge of the head coach position of the Kansas City Chiefs. I can't wait. I can't wait. You're going to, know what, Omar? I think you're going to even think about it and be like, you know Jake? That sounds correct.
00:43:37
Speaker
no you're racist No, it sounds stupid. You just said that the Kansas City Chiefs were going six to seven wins. As long as Mahomes is healthy, and and yes, yeah granted, he's still not going to start the season healthy.
00:43:50
Speaker
So that might be the only reason they suck is if he's not healthy for the season. And then, yes, I could see that happening. But if he's healthy, if it's this season or next season or the 10 seasons after that, as long as...
00:44:01
Speaker
I mean, if you ever, bro, as long as Patrick LaVon Mahomes is in the league, you will not besmirch his name of ah of what is going to be a first ballot Hall of Fame quarterback. And I hate the Chiefs. And I don't like Patrick Mahomes. But I even know that Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback we've seen play this game. What's number one saying, Omar?
00:44:23
Speaker
To kill a Chief, you need a bow. We got one. Don't do that. You know better. You know better. That's actually pretty good. That's actually pretty good. Little Cowboys and Indians, I see what you did there. You're damn right. All right.
00:44:38
Speaker
Whatever. Your Broncos are still going to suck next year. That was your hot take of the day. Flip that. Brother, what else do got to say them before we get out of here? Oh, hey, man. Shout out, guys. I know I had a bunch of DMs telling me when or where the hell we're going to be on. My bad. I was working crazy, and then Omar had to work crazy, so we were just busy as hell.
00:44:57
Speaker
But we will be back next week. Much love. Let's go crazy, man. It's going to be great. Yes, sir. Hey, shout out to Hopefully when we come back, the Spurs win it all. Shit, man. tired of this shit.
00:45:08
Speaker
Well, that won't be next week. It'll be a couple, unless unless the Spurs were to win the next four. No, it wouldn't even be that. Anyways, that'd be two weeks from now. I hope they're up then. They're up 2-1 by the time we talk.
00:45:20
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Thank you all for tuning in. We really appreciate it Hit that like button. Make sure you subscribe to Ball and Buds. I'm going to hit the country music festival and talk to some ladies. Yeah. so midge We said hi.
00:45:34
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but yeah my