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Speaker: Yo, yo, yo, what up, friends? YES! It has been way. Two! LONG! over. eight weeks. over Two. Much.
Speaker: Sis, you've seen... this dynamic Duo right here. and We have a show. that you we knew we you know before before our different situations Took us.
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Speaker: evisceration. I am the sports professor. That's my brother, Hot Take Jake. And on this program, just to remind you, we are going to talk. all sorts of topics. Sports. Entertainment. culture and otherwise and we cannot agree and we must go at each other's Dome pieces. with every piece of lyrical uh barbary that we got got going on from our brains For your entertainment.
Speaker: By the way. As always, must tell you. This is all jokes, people. So if we say something that you feel may have offended you. Your ass. Very often. Your ass. Or if you think.
Speaker: that you're a celebrity that we called out you want to Maybe. uh get us for defamation just remember you can't because this is all for comedic Purpose is, we're just too... comedians and entertainers. trying to entertain y 'all Puck asses. So get ready as we kick this bad boy off. But first, it's been two months. How you been, Hot Pig Jake?
Speaker: I mean, I'm not as good as you, man. I saw you travel in the world for like a good four weeks straight. The hell were you doing? Yeah, chasing tail in different cities different countries. I couldn't believe it oohoo Not only just chasing, baby.
Speaker: but conquering tail in different cities let's go ahead ah Last trick Willie would say, let's talk about it. Bye. Ya boi - No, actually, that's not! Talk about it. Talk about it. what what happens...
Speaker: Ames. Rio. what happens in Amsterdam! What happens in Ireland? What happens in the six in Toronto?
Speaker: those things stay there i don't just go kiss and tell my friend all right the real story should be that the real story should be that uh shaving beard you got that makes you look like a 12 year old boy right now Thank you, Jake.
Speaker: you know what i never i'm not supposed to agree with you on this program but right there I am going to agree. I hate. not having a beard i accidentally messed up while i was trying to shave And so I had to shave off the beard and I just didn't want the solo. uh hitler musta i should have said that that is a little must we used to call it that in the military because you gotta keep it here The mustache. So I just shaved it all off because I was in Rio. And I was like, well, maybe it'll make me look a little younger for the chicas. And I can tell you.
Speaker: It worked just perfectly. Oh, my gosh. By the way, I'm fresh off the trip to Rio. Hopefully it was bought on board.
Speaker: Hey, I'm fresh on the trip from Rio, baby. I went to Rio for to to cover the Cowboys and Ravens game in Brazil. And it was... Uh... Amazing.
Speaker: That's good. That's great That was a fucking game to watch. That was a damn good It was an amazing game, brother. The best game that I could have asked for as a neutral fan covering the game. It was definitely the best game I could have asked for.
Speaker: Uh, but yeah. i had to i was I was also watching my Raiders on the... on my telephone as they were whooping up on the Saints. That being said, Just like I'm about to. Whoop up on your ass. Just like I whooped up on those...
Speaker: Rio de Janeiro. Brazil Latinas. all weekend while I was there. ah It's time for me to kick. That. Ass. Let's go. First topic up today, we are talking NFL.
Speaker: Who is the best? Team. of the first Quarter. So. Obviously. when looking at your standings. We have some teams.
Speaker: that are obviously four and oh so Those teams include, or three, no, excuse me. The Buffalo Bills. I got ahead of myself thinking about my Raiders. My Raiders!
Speaker: The Raiders. The Queefs, the Kansas City Queefs. Shout out my brother Mark. Y 'all go check out the Arrowhead Chiefs podcast. I was on there the other day. Teaching them. Lessons! On the game of football. I love y 'all. Minnesota 3 -0.
Speaker: You got... San Francisco! 3 -0. So that gives us a total of six teams. That are 3 -0, Jake. Who's the best team? of the
Speaker: Well, first off, I will not ever and you know this for a fact, will ever say anybody from the AFC West. I'm not saying anybody from the AFC West.
Speaker: mm -hmm
Speaker: Uh -oh, did we lose, Jake? I think we lost. Jake, all right, you know I know how to carry a joke. Showtime goes on. Look! While he's gone, I'll tell you mine. My, oh, here he is. He's back. He's back like he never left. The heck, man? Right when I was about to go cook.
Speaker: You knew I was about to talk about your sorry -ass ratings. I didn't do nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. You better come to the dark side, baby. You better say the Raiders are the best team. Look, I cannot wait this weekend to see both of y 'all beat each other up like the bums y 'all are and who I really believe.
Speaker: Not one of y 'all is the leader and the real... the division leader. That the Broncos will become as time will tell. But... There's one team I'm going to explain it, and I'm going to say it right now.
Speaker: In fact, if this was a four -game season... I think this team could win the Super Bowl finally. I'm going to go San Francisco 49ers. What, Cody? is playing elite. I'm not gonna hate.
Speaker: But boy, oh boy. The injuries are starting to pile. slowly but surely. And I don't understand it. I don't get it. Kyle.
Speaker: You got to find a way to stop playing these players so hard. Ah!
Speaker: Can you still hear me? Yes. Good. Okay, I'll make it sure. if Yeah, I did a little thing. As I was saying. In the end. I think the Niners are the first quarter winners, especially the dominant when they did week one.
Speaker: They then go on and destroy the Dolphins. Hey, shocker there. They then go on and go against the Cardinals, do the same thing there as well. They beat the Cardinals in a tough slate game.
Speaker: This weekend's going to be a time will tell thing. They got the Denver Broncos buddy. They do. oh here we go They got the Broncos this week. It's going to show us all. But as of right now.
Speaker: Brock Purdy is the MVP of the league. He's the one showing up and showing out. I hate to say it. it almost makes me want to throw up in my mouth because i have too many friends that are Niner fans.
Speaker: But I understand the truth. And I can't deny it. They're like... Joel Embiid. if the season's only 12 games long. That the 76ers could actually have a chance at winning the playoff winning a championship But I'll give it to them for right now.
Speaker: They're the first quarter. Best team in the league right now for what they've done. We got Bump. You know what's funny is that... We are not allowed to agree on this program, so I'm going to have to pick another team because...
Speaker: That was my thought. Exactly. I was like, man, if San Francisco... could stay uninjured. maybe move away from that substation that they claim is the electric is giving them like negative superpowers like a buggin Spider -Man bite or some shit.
Speaker: Uh... and I was going to say, man, they would be the best team in the league. So I kind of I agree with you there in that point. that injuries are really hampering them. from being the best. But since you chose them, And I didn't want to pick.
Speaker: The - I don't want to pick because I was thinking about this team too. I don't want to pick the... favorite the Buffalo Bills because ter everybody's salivating. frosting, glazing, and all sorts of ings.
Speaker: all over the Buffalo Bills. and Josh Allen. I ain't got time for that. So we only got one other place I can go. Because it damn sure ain't going to be the queefs. No, you know what it is!
Speaker: It is those. LOS! Vague! Right!
Speaker: a Y 'all should have lost last week. What are you talking about? Pew! Hmph! Hmph! Hey! Hmm! The Lost. Vegas. Raiders are the best.
Speaker: Three. And oh, team. In the league. No one expected us to be here. Ever. Even your ass. when when When the schedule came out.
Speaker: You. Tried to shit. on my Raiders. You! Tried to shit. are my Raiders. We came on this. Well... established program.
Speaker: And you said to me, No! Don't you dare. Don't you dare! Pick the Raiders. to make the playoffs. Don't you dare!
Speaker: Pick the Raiders. to make the playoffs. And I said, I am not. going to pick. the raiders to make the playoffs no no no i'm not gonna do that but what I will do.
Speaker: And I would like to remind you... of what was said. That day, my friend. So I'm going to bring up The receipts. Because that's how I do.
Speaker: on this program. Okay, so here are your receipts for everybody. Online. that didn't believe me when I said that I said this. Back in April, when the schedule was released.
Speaker: Um... Let's see. Let's go here if I can. Why is this not working? Okay. Hold on. I'm gonna get it up in a second. And I'm going to show you What I said. Because I predicted.
Speaker: That the Raiders. We're going to be. 4 -0 to start the season. Do you remember that, HiJJ? I know. You remember this.
Speaker: Don't try to lie! and echo I remember you wishing. I remember you wishing. You didn't have much of a conviction in April. You were kind of hoping...
Speaker: and begging and maybe pleading a little. I remember that. Go ahead Go ahead. I'm giving you your flowers. See? Look! I'm not going to let you sit here and try to disrespect me.
Speaker: on this tremendous show. called total evisceration even though that's the point of this show is to be disrespectful. I am going to show everybody so they can judge for themselves. on this TV show here.
Speaker: to see what I said. So let's go ahead. and take a little look back. Yeah, April. This was when the schedule were released, people. The schedule was really, this was. Six months ago. when I said this.
Speaker: This damn thing don't go. Go. Why is it not working? Go! Play! Why are you not playing? Why are you not? Got that. Why are you not playing?
Speaker: Play the damn video. Oh, now you want to act up. It feels like a lie. It feels like the line, guys. It doesn't want to give me my flowers. Oh, here it is. Here it is.
Speaker: here it is
Speaker: Wait for it! Wait for this, Jake! Wait for this Jake!
Speaker: Oh my gosh. You really pulled it off! You pulled up! That long wishing well. and begging for elves.
Speaker: even know. ICON 5! Hey, no! to start the season. And you know what, Jake? Look at how horrible those patsies are playing. Drake may play impossibly worse. Then Bo Nix. I don't know. We'll find out in a second in our quarterback time controversy. But you see it. I predicted not only 4 -0 for her, THE READING! Bye, guys.
Speaker: But I predicted 5 -0. So when we beat the Chiefs, the Queefs this week. In the Patsies next week, I want you. Yeah. Get down! On your head and knees!
Speaker: And bow to me! as the greatest! And the most... Awesome! Sports knowledge! professor ever. Get out of here.
Speaker: Hey! yay You're lucky right now. But I promise you. you're You're like the Cowboys, bro. There's always such hope. And then when it when you really want it,
Speaker: It's gonna fucking dry out. You got Kirk Cousins. Remember that. Remember that. And you know what I'ma do? I'm going to call and remind you. Every time.
Speaker: we win When we win this Sunday, I'm going to hit you up. I'm actually rooting for you! I'm actually rooting for you! Bet you are. Bet you are. I'm actually rooting for you.
Speaker: No one's... is rooting for you. And your bum -ass pick. The only thing they're rooting for you, buddy. is that you've been Totally. Eviscerating!
Speaker: We got our first total of inspiration after two months It is high take, Jake, because there's no denying. There's no denying the Raiders. are the best.
Speaker: team. in the first quarter Especially the best story, too. They should have lost to the Saints. Amen. The Saints lost that game. This... The Saints lost that game, Omar. You know that. you know You know what? that you know what i'm I'm sure you've heard this.
Speaker: being from Ah. Texas. Chaos! The only thing... That matters when it's close. His ha - his uh, his uh, horseshoes! and hand grenades, my friend. So get out of here. with that bullshit. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. I know I said that incorrectly, but I don't care.
Speaker: Doesn't matter. Let's move it on! Next topic of the day, make sure y 'all are subscribed to Ball and Budge. B -A -L -L -A -N -D B -U -D -S here on youtube handy qr code up to the top Take you to our...
Speaker: social medias. is our NFL quarterback hot seat. Yes! there If you saw any given sacrifice, shout out to the best. football game show. on Earth. Check it out. every week at ball and buds make sure you smash that notification bell because it's a different day different time every week Last night we had AP. bobby g and wild card it was a tremendous show We do debates.
Speaker: trivia and game picks so make sure you check it out but anyways We talked about this subject last night. And there are some quarterbacks in the NFL right now, young quarterbacks, that are not.
Speaker: playing up to their potential, including CJ Stroud. Jordan Love. Jaden Daniels, albeit by injury. um You also have...
Speaker: We talked about on the show the other options that we we had there. We're Hot Cake Jakes. Bo Nix, we had Justin Herbert. we had um Who were the other ones? I don't know how you say Bo Nix. Cam Ward. we had so We had seven quarterbacks in total.
Speaker: that we offered up. as young ah Jordan Love was another one. that we had in there that are young, struggling quarterbacks. right now. Ciao! We are going to pick each a quarterback.
Speaker: that is on The hot sheet. Hot cake, Jake! Who is your quarterback that is on the hot seat? First off, don't ever throw Bo Nix's name in there because let me tell you something.
Speaker: Omar, if I die tomorrow... I want you to bury me in a Bo Nicks jersey because I might just come back for what he's done. Every time that boy looks like he's down. He shows back up.
Speaker: Don't you dare put that boy in the same sentence. with those trash can quarterbacks. that don't haven't done a damn thing. this year. Don't do that! He just went head to head.
Speaker: with the best offense in the afc and against the best ah offense in the nfc and beat them both So stop it! Yeah Yeah! Point game! That's a yeah! Yeah, shut up, man.
Speaker: As I was saying after being... rudely. and horrifyingly Interrupted! What is happening right now? Aye. And I said, hey.
Speaker: you know what hold on let me get this right i need to make sure my eyes and ears are get yeah you're about to get ready for this one Mmm. First off, it's a double whammy. Hey, Jim Harbaugh.
Speaker: You proud of that decision you made? No, no, no, no. Think about this. We're talking about quarterbacks. But a year prior, We went up to Jim Harbaugh and said, can you fix this team, this Denver Broncos team?
Speaker: who is in shambles. With that Russell Wilson contract. He absolutely said, fuck y 'all. Excuse my language, but he straight up said it. What? We're on total distortion. That is true.
Speaker: He said, fuck y 'all. And I'm done. I'm not dealing with y 'all stay at michigan one more year and this idiot goes and waits for a whole other year. to pick that wannabe Showstopping quarterback that everybody's been telling me.
Speaker: It's his own line! It's his couch! Five receivers? Every damn year, it's a new excuse. Guess what? Let me tell you something, bro.
Speaker: I had girlfriend after girlfriend that just said, hey man, you're too big. At times. Right. I had to figure it out. It was just me. It was just to me! Okay.
Speaker: That's the whole point! And in the end, Omar. It's just... Justin. Herbert, bro. It's just Justin Herbert. I'm gonna call a spade a spade! Hey, and we know what I meant by just too big.
Speaker: Easy big fella. Easy. As I was saying. Justin Herbert is the reason for this mess. And boy oh boy. Is he so such shit right now?
Speaker: It's embarrassing what he's going through. Let me tell you something. How in the hell? Do you have a week one and two schedule lined up? The NFL took care of it.
Speaker: I don't care what you say. The NFL took care of him completely with that damn week one and week two schedule. To go and play the the the God awful. Cardinals. To make me absolutely think that the Cardinals are something.
Speaker: because they beat him. I said, yo, i was over there thinking all the cardinals are for real it ah They were trash. Then the week after. To go against your damn Raiders.
Speaker: to go against your damn Raiders. And look that shitty too? Oh my gosh, it was horrific. It was horrific. Piss me off. But you know what?
Speaker: Herbert. You did it to yourself. Because now you went against the Bills and you didn't do nothing. He could... In fact, Josh Allen gave you five turnovers. And you still couldn't get the job done?
Speaker: You still couldn't get the job done. Just slap in the face man. You're an embarrassment to the league. You're an embarrassment to the team. And now Harbaugh is questioning.
Speaker: How embarrassing is this, Omar? The same guy that made Tua... Tongue of Aloha! That no slowing arm. Quarterback. Look like a magician. And that look like Joe Montana.
Speaker: His years. To make him look that great for that long, Omar. And yet somehow he gets this idiot Justin Herbert. and can't do a damn thing? It's embarrassing, Omar.
Speaker: It's embarrassing. Herbert should be an asset member. You want to talk about hot takes? What did I say a year ago? I said a year ago. That Herbert. and hardball will not last.
Speaker: And we're seeing it live. And in the end, By the end of this year, One's gotta go. And if they're smart... I sent Herbert right now. If they're smart.
Speaker: But the Chargers are going to charger it up and fire another head coach. for this wannabe quarterback. Boy, he's got a hot -ass what girl hotass girlfriend. But I think he's too busy sleeping with her ass than worrying about a damn cover three defense and can't fucking read a damn post route.
Speaker: Go ahead, go on! It's a slap in the face
Speaker: Look. Bye! I missed everything. I'm dead. I missed most of what you said because I know. That it was you. who had some of your boys.
Speaker: ah ki I couldn't hear you because you left. You left for a little while, right? Oh, I left. Oh, I left. No. it had you loging me maybe we I'm gonna come back and come back in because I can't hear you.
Speaker: Okay. No, i don't think i don't I don't think that was what it is. ah But I think it was some of his Denver. Bronk! Hoza! that tried to infiltrate My internet.
Speaker: uh just now for a second and get me kicked off this distinguished program but i want to wait till jake comes back Because I need to hear him. I need him to hear this. So I need him to come back. Let me let me get him by ear. Here he is.
Speaker: Yo! I know that what happened just a second ago. was You had some of your... Denver, Bronc. Ho! Spange.
Speaker: infiltrate my internet and kick me off for a second because you knew what I was about to get into. So before I get into what I'm about to get into. I want to agree with you.
Speaker: on something so i can we can break some bread here about what you said that was correct And one thing that you said that was correct. It's Justin Herbert. has not lived up to what he was supposed to be, the all of the proclamations.
Speaker: All of the predictions and all these other things since he's come into the league. and It doesn't matter. and Yes. a Granted. He has had it he has had a a horrible offensive line most of his career.
Speaker: What? Great quarterbacks. And I said this on any given sacrifice last night. Y 'all go check it out. Great quarterbacks. Overcome! the deficiencies of the team around them.
Speaker: He... Continually. has not been able to do that. since he's come. into the NFL. and even with our vault. And... not gotten better.
Speaker: Also, Last night. while I was lamenting. Justin Herbert, who I thought was going to be good coming out of college. I was one of those people. Um... So I'm very much so lamenting that he's not.
Speaker: UGH! Because he has all the skills. To be so. But as I also said last night on any given sacrifice, agreeing with you again. is that his girlfriend Miss Madison Beers?
Speaker: Must have been... Stuck in all of his knowledge out of his damn body. Because this mug done went from... I know how to at least throw for 35, 400 ,000 yards.
Speaker: I don't know how to hit a damn receiver. In the chest! With a ball! Now! I'm not putting this all on Justin Herbert and his... Soul sucking girlfriend.
Speaker: And that's all jokes, everybody. I'm also going to put this on the head of Mike McDaniel. Growth! You do not have the personnel. to be running your 80 % of plays being motioned as you want to do. You just don't. The Chargers do not have that type of personnel.
Speaker: The only person that might even be close to that and still isn't. is lad mcconkey Ciao! either this experiment between Harbaugh and McDaniel is not going to work out. or McDaniel's going to have to switch up his play calling and stop calling motion eight out of every damn ten plays.
Speaker: I'm off of that because I got someone else to rant on. Someone that apparently... Can't be in the conversation. Because apparently... He's not like those other bum ass quarterbacks. NO!
Speaker: He is! A bum -ass quarterback. Just like Drake made! They both had good years last year. They both made the AFC Championship? Hell! Drink me, who's bitter? He was the runner -up for MVP.
Speaker: You know what they're both not doing this year? A DAMN THING! You know who they both look like this year? Carson Wentz. You know what they're gonna end up like?
Speaker: Mitch Trubitsky. You know where Bo Nix is headed for? Third string at the mother truckin' Waffle House! All right. Because your beloved...
Speaker: Go Knicks! to fix! is actually Bo Nix. The nothing! De nada! the bullshit. the anything you want to say there is no boat you can't kill a chief You can't kill a Raider. You can't even kill a Charger because both. Nix! is a beer.
Speaker: All right. You can talk about all all these things. What I will tell you. is that let me give you some sports professor stats For your beloved.
Speaker: BOO! Bowie Knicks. Because I told you. You knew! I was going to come with some stats. So stats are coming. right now. In early downs. Bo Nix passing success rate.
Speaker: Week one. 38%. Week two, 46%. Week three, 40%. Even on early downs with protection, he's not. Completing. Passes. EPA, expected points added per dropback.
Speaker: Negative! week one and week three. Barely positive at .02. in week two. Average. Uh, uh, on, uh, on, um...
Speaker: Ah, fuck. Anyways. I'm not even going to go with that one because I forgot i forgot the the middle letter there. and You forgot one more. how about How about ever since he's been in the league? Who's the most clutchest quarterback?
Speaker: since He's been in the league since 2024. You better go look that up now, Omar. He's got the most. Clutch Humpback wins. It's your stat. You go look it up. What do you mean?
Speaker: How am I supposed to know he has the most? He has the most clutch comeback wins. He's over Pat Mahomes. He's over He's over a... Matthew Stafford, he's over them all. Give him his... Give him what he's worth, bro.
Speaker: He turns it. Hey. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Boy, do you want him to be dead, Prescott? Who who just called his team Gotti? And can't even score at the two -yard line in the final seconds of a game?
Speaker: And still looking to see if he can see an NFC Championship game? Or do you want both mother truckin' nicks? The Fix. Who hasn't missed the playoffs yet. who has started out with one of the toughest schedules. And don't you worry, Chiefs fans. I heard y 'all More. Oh, man. Alright! Congratulations, you're one week one.
Speaker: I'm proud of you. This is the Chiefs now. They've turned into the Super Bowl to them as winning week one. I already see the writing on the wall. They're too Kenneth Walker dependent.
Speaker: And in my opinion, when we see them again, We're going to do something I've been saying. You make them. Bitch. Pat Mahomes. Throw the damn ball. Because he ain't who he says he is. And I told them that.
Speaker: And ever since then, he didn't look good against the Dolphins, and he didn't go look good against us. And he's lucky that the Colts don't eat. They got Sandy. From Spongebob playing middle linebacker because he could just throw it down the middle against the Colts all day.
Speaker: Sorry! I'm calling a spade a spade, Omar. It's truth over everything. And you better be ready because Bo Nix is going to see them Raiders soon too, buddy.
Speaker: We get to see him twice. And guess what? You're gonna be begging that you started that idiot Fernando Mendoza. and his sorry ass because Kirk Cousins ain't gonna be enough. to deal with Bo Nix the mother truckin' fix. The most clutchest QB. In the NFL.
Speaker: Don't you dare! I'm glad! You're talking about truth. I'm glad! that you're talking about truth. Because you always talk about truth. But let me to let me bring it to you. in a style that most people watching this television program can understand.
Speaker: You want the truth? You want the truth? I want it! You can't handle! The truth! Shout out to a very few very a few good men.
Speaker: uh great movie from the before you you were born i know tombstone Uh -huh. No, but Tombstone, it was from a few good men. Anyway, get out of here. I'm just telling it. What is that, Western? The fuck? Anyways.
Speaker: Let's keep moving. That dude is is is too young and doesn't know classic movies. I want to talk about this. Look. You want to choose Bo Nix? The aggression is gone. His timing is off.
Speaker: is He doesn't know how to complete a pass. Pretty much all he has is is his legs still. You want to hear some truth? Drop packs per game. Passing yards per game. Touchdown, rape.
Speaker: Oh! 22nd or worse. out of 30 QBs. that means in drop backs passing yards and touchdowns he is on the same level S .A.
Speaker: uh i don't know uh gino smith Uh, Cam Ward? Ah! oh Oh, maybe some of the others we named yesterday. Huh? A Justin Herbert? A Drake May? Maybe some of those. Yeah, not only that. He's worse than them.
Speaker: And. Y 'all don't even have the team. To support him. As you said, your backs are trash. Your wide receivers are trash. Your tight end might be the only good thing on your offense.
Speaker: Granted, your defense is is is good. Great. Maybe even. And maybe even sometimes defenses can win championships. But in this new age NFL.
Speaker: where off benches mean everything. You need a QB. that can win your games. And Bo Nix is not. That. guy and never will be.
Speaker: That. guy again. He got lucky last year. just like Drake May, and now they're going to fall into the regression that they deserve to be in. You. can book it.
Speaker: Can I admit my wrong? I'll tell you the one wrong I have. Please don't watch. wild card mars podcast shout out to those guys chief what is the arrowhead bum asses i don't know what it's called Whatever it is, those three guys that talk about the Chiefs and they start they start stroking each other's meat as they bring up the Chiefs. Who knows? I know. All on safety. Yes. Shout out to those guys. Here, let me bring this point up, though.
Speaker: The one thing I did say that I was completely wrong about.
Speaker: Sean Payton stepped back. as the offensive coordinator this year. And he let Davis Webb. Get promoted to... Play calling. Clearly.
Speaker: Davis Webb is still learning. how to play call. Because he's just... Picking plays. out of a playbook. There's a strategic strategy.
Speaker: that you have to come by. And he has not established that with Bo. And I think that's why Bo has streaky. early starts. But let me tell you something, Omar.
Speaker: And the one thing you got to understand. We're at the very beginning of the season. and what's more scarier. His bow only gets better when the season gets longer. Good luck.
Speaker: ah ah You should have wasted your breath on Drake, mate. Good luck! Good luck! Good luck. You know what? You know who's going to need luck? The Denver... bronc Hoes, because once y 'all lose another two games, including maybe three. When you played him. Roar. I hate it.
Speaker: Yes. you will be at the bottom of the division. looking up. where you always belong. Hmm. If you ever in your life. You know what? I normally...
Speaker: would have not totally eviscerated you. on this portion of the program Because you know what? I agree with you. that Justin Herbert is not what we thought he was going to be. He is a complete mess.
Speaker: and the Chargers are complete. uh mess So I agree with you. So normally I would just be like, all right, let's move on to the next topic. What the fact? that you Blaspheme!
Speaker: You blasphemer! I cannot believe. At the beginning of this segment, everybody. He said something that could never be said by another Broncos fan ever.
Speaker: He said that he wanted to be buried. in a Bo Nix jersey. BEAST MERCHING! The wonderful name! Of JOHN!
Speaker: Albert! Elway! Okay! Bo is the new and improved. John Elway must be rolling in his car. Oh, wait, he's not dead yet. Yeah, he's not dead. Shut up. <unk> the hum must ah the rock He must be rolling over on his couch.
Speaker: pissed off that you said some shit like that. Guys, you know what the Raiders fans remind me of right now because they're 3 -0? They're that guy that you took with to the club and he's excited because he finally got a seven digit number.
Speaker: From a girl. He finally got the seven -digit number. Too bad in the end when he calls the number later in the week, they're not going to answer. It's going to be Domino's Pizza. So don't worry. You'll see. And guess what? and He's just been totally eviscerated. Nah, son. Your boy, yeah.
Speaker: your boy ain your boy ain't never bit your Your boy ain't never got no fake number. So you better get out of here with that bullshit. You may know. You may know what that feels like. Your boy ain't never got a fake number. You better get out of here with that boy.
Speaker: Fuck. AHHHHH! We keep it moving on this. total evisceration program shout out to everybody watching including dakota miller One zero eight nine. Shout out.
Speaker: Go Niners! Beat my little ponies. uh there you go i love that dakota yes sir we are a bit denver BRUNK! Hoes! hater program here well actually he's the he's the lover us You see the Raiders, though. You know I couldn't be. We were talking about your Niners earlier as being – ah would be the best team in the league.
Speaker: But y 'all have so many injuries. We weren't able to actually you know, see that through, but... Hopefully y 'all can get it healed up. and keep it moving but thank you for tuning in thank you to everybody tuning in Make sure you subscribe to Ball and Budge.
Speaker: B -A -L -L. A -N -D B -U -D -S on YouTube. Follow that on Instagram. We keep it moving here on this program. We got one more topic for you today.
Speaker: and that is Major League Baseball is happening. Game three tonight. Atlanta Braves. Philadelphia Phillies. Who's going to play? The Dodgers in the next round. We will find out here in just about an hour and 15 minutes when the game starts. So, Tate, Jake, and I are going to debate.
Speaker: Who is the M? LB World. series. Champion now. If you watch this program for long enough. You know. That hot cake, Jake. is the biggest sports homer on this guy on God's green, beautiful earth. So we already know who he's going to go with. So I will let him start. Go ahead, Jake.
Speaker: Huh? It saddens me this year. But damn it, when destiny is on its way, you gotta to understand destiny. And we got destiny in coming. This one's for Judge.
Speaker: the team Never has ever played really well without Judge. And yet here they are. My boy Garcia is picking up. The ruins of us.
Speaker: and doing everything he can for us. So as I'll say it again, bro. The Yankees will. and win. The World Series. And not only that,
Speaker: They have to right their wrong, Omar. a poetic justice It was not two years ago. We went into the World Series and lost. To the LA Dodgers.
Speaker: So I expect And would not want anybody else. Except... The LA Dodgers. So I have the Yankees finally riding that wrong.
Speaker: And they do this one for Judge. Because Judge has carried us for the past decade. Of what he's done for us. And now more than ever.
Speaker: Our hitters are hitting. Did you notice that we didn't even go to a game three against the Red Sox? Did you notice that? The Red Sox, the same team that everybody thought that they were the... Oh, they're coming. They're coming to get you.
Speaker: The same team that everybody thought that we were supposed to be afraid of. That was going to get hot at the right time. We dusted them off like the bums they are. Guess what? The only reason their socks are red is there's blood all over their damn freaking socks.
Speaker: Because of the ass kicking that we did to them. That's pretty good. pretty So congrats, Red Sox. But we're on a mission, and we got the raise next. The number one seed raise, mind you.
Speaker: and we're not worried We're right in the wrong this year. And we're doing it for Judge. Thou shall not judge a judge. And we got you, Judge. Don't you worry, Aaron. We got you my boy.
Speaker: We win. We're going to do it for Judge! We're going to do it for Judge! We're going to do it for Judge! they sound like that you sound like oh we're gonna do it for the dipper Let's do it for the Gipper, guys. Let's go ahead and do it for the Gipper. You know what? Shout out. I'm going to tell Amu what you said because that was a funny joke. about the bloody shoe when we go next.
Speaker: Hey, AP says, what time is the Mets playing? Don't worry, same time as your Texas Rangers, buddy. Oh. hi and We will see. AP Animal. In just about 15 minutes, we're having our baseball show. At 7 Eastern, maybe Hot Take Jake wants to come on and get his ass whooped on there too. I don't know, because AP says, oh, my God, a Yankees fan on top of a Texas fan. and with a throw up emoji.
Speaker: Uh, look. Man, i we all know the Yankees are not going to win this year. It's not their year. They're way too injured, just like the 49ers. Look man. Aaron Judge wasn't even in the wild card roster.
Speaker: Who knows if he's he' not even able to run. Who knows if he's going to be on the divisional round roster. We have no clue. They beat the Red Sox because the Red Sox got way too inflated over a second half.
Speaker: as I had said, got too high on their own supply. uh going against strictly against Rule number five. that the notorious Christopher Wallace gave us. Uh...
Speaker: That being said, I am going with... And this was very hard for me. Because, oh yeah, that's what I meant to do. bring up the bracket here for everybody to see.
Speaker: So very hard for me to kind of do here because I do not want the Dodgers to win. I hate the evil empire. um i really don't want that to be you know what what happens here so i want to root against them as best as possible.
Speaker: So I'm not going to pick them. Obviously can't pick the Yankees. on on my baseball program. Last week and tonight. I had, or last week, excuse me, I had the Brewers and Waves.
Speaker: Rays, excuse me. as your World Series matchup. because I like storylines. And I wanted to see two. teams that are low budget teams that have never won a World Series before so we can have a new champion.
Speaker: BUT! There was a team I picked. A couple weeks ago. As well. As the sleeper team. And all they did was turn into the hottest...
Speaker: team. in the majors. and they go by to San Diego Padres! days. So. That being said...
Speaker: I will not pick. the Atlanta baseball team or the Philadelphia. of but you know, whatever. I was about to call him a very, very derogatory name, which I'm not going to say so we don't get canceled.
Speaker: I'm not going to pick the White Sox. It's too early for them. They're a year ahead. Can't pick the Guardians. I want to pick the Rays. I could pick the Brewers, but I don't think the the best team wins it every year, so to say. I'm giving away a little preview of my pick.
Speaker: coming up in a little bit. Ciao. I'm going your World Series as the Tampa Bay Rays. and the san diego padres And I have your world champions.
Speaker: Being. DEE! Tampa Bay Rays! Pull it out! to get their first championship. over the San Diego Padres. I hold an hour rights to reserve. to change that. I may change my mind for the next show. I'm not sure yet. I'll be listening to hear because I bet you your ass is going to be fiddle faddling. I'm going to have to get...
Speaker: I wasn't sure because I still wanted to go with the Brewers and Rays. But I think Padres are the hottest team right now, and then the the best team doesn't usually always win, right? So the Brewers had the most win with wins with 103. I think if the Padres get past them.
Speaker: They can get past their divisional rival in the Dodgers. And then all they got to do is beat the Raze. in the uh championship i don't think there's a much much ways ah That, uh... that the that the Rays are not going to make the the championship for the AL, unless for some reason the White Sox just go on some magical run. Um...
Speaker: Yeah, he did exactly, AP. I mean, look. The thing I was going to say, though, probably would really would have got us canceled so i probably shouldn't have said it But yes, you're right. They don't deserve nice things.
Speaker: especially after they threw Batteries at Santa. Who does that? But anyways, look, man. That's my World Series pick. I want y 'all to check us out. in at 7 o 'clock here at the top of the hour.
Speaker: It is going to be AP. Amul, the Agilist, and yours truly. Talking and MLB, we're going to discuss the wildcard round. We're going to preview the divisional round, pick our World Series champions, Cy Youngs. and MVPs. And hey, High Take Jake, you are welcome to join us if you would like to.
Speaker: I can send you the link. You just let me know. but Before we go, you know what we do all the time. I take Jake's. Hot! Cake. of the day. What is it, brother?
Speaker: Well... I had kind of gave a hint to you. I said they got to pick one. Herbert. Or... Jim Harbaugh. I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker: I think the Chargers are on a scary situation. I think by the end of this year, They don't pick one. They take both out. I believe Jim Harbaugh will be fired by the end of this year.
Speaker: And Justin Herbert will be traded at the end of this season as well. Two of them will both be gone. It will be a new day. In Los Angeles, they will go down as probably the worst in the division.
Speaker: because I mean, yeah yeah it's pretty bad when you're worse than the Raiders. Can I not agree with that? Come on, guys. We understand that. First of all, you shut the hell up. But yes, in the end...
Speaker: They will get rid of both. And it's it's the facts. It's got to be truth. Look. Harbaugh is a college coach. I saw this. A while back.
Speaker: I noticed this. Harbaugh is a very basic offense type and he just plays very physical. the thing is is when you play that way you get hurt he's not a good drafter i don't see anything joe alt's supposed to be this great left tackle boy did i see max crosby practically throw him around like a rag who that up baby I mean my gosh. So they're seeing it by every which way.
Speaker: I think they both part ways with both of them. And in the end, the Chargers will be the worst. team in that damn division for a while to come. And good luck, bro. You'll be third now. And then you know what? Maybe.
Speaker: What would happen, because i don't I don't know too many Chargers fans but other than my boy Rob that I used to stream with. but uh Maybe. All the Chargers fans. will go missing And you'll hear from the Arrowhead Chiefs podcast. I mean, not being able to recreate it.
Speaker: what he had with the 49ers and There we go. how to look for the chargers uh the broncos shout out our brother hot take jake ah look and before before i go but no Hold on. I got a question for you. I got a question for you.
Speaker: Have you seen it? Fabulous. have you st him what is can we Have you seen him? him? Have you seen Jake? you know Mar, we haven't done a show together in total evisceration in two months. I ain't seen that boy. He's disappearing on everything.
Speaker: And now we did the show about like two weeks ago. You reminded me. And then we did the show. Have you seen him? Oh, no. They got a milk carton on your boy. No, that's messed up. Have haven't you seen Hot Take Jake? Because I haven't seen him since week grade one.
Speaker: that old That's crazy. He was talking crazy on this show. I need you to say that to me. What did he say? What did he say on the phone? What did he say? Oh, oh, oh, ma oh. What didn't he say, man? What didn't he say?
Speaker: oh You would have thought Bo Nix was the greatest quarterback of all time.
Speaker: Hey, hey. You actually clipped this, you piece of trash. Ah, Bo. Nah, no.
Speaker: Yo! That is great, bro. When they popped that on me, I died, bro. I was, oh, God. That's fine. I'll see them soon. We can't replay them.
Speaker: They put you on a milk carton, bro. They put you on a milk... The goal of them. The goal of them. That's fine. I've now noticed that the Chiefs Super Bowls are now week one.
Speaker: So it's fine. I get it. Mmm. That's crazy. All right, y 'all. Hey. We're going to get out of here. By the way, one thing, actually, you know what? ah yeah one thing make sure You tune in.
Speaker: Here in about 10 minutes, we're going to go live for the baseball show. So please make sure you come on and join us. Amul the Agilist, AP and I talking baseball playoffs before the game tonight. Also, you got football tonight.
Speaker: Browns! And Steelers... I take Jake, who you got in the game tonight. I got Steelers. I don't trust... Deshaun Watson, bro. Luck only runs out so long. Come on.
Speaker: I'll see you then. I'll say this. I was going to go with the Steelers, but Bobby G is a... you know cleveland fan and last night on the program When we were doing our game picks, he gave a whole bunch of stats.
Speaker: Like the Browns are like 11 and 0. in their last like 11 thursday night game during in their only thursday and so he was like they're like 10 -2 against Pittsburgh at home? and all these other crazy stats. That proved the Browns' domination. against the Steelers on Thursday night and at home. So I decided I was going to go with the Browns. And I did that in all my pickems. So I'm taking the Browns at a close. Victory.
Speaker: Over the Steelers. Probably. I'm going to say 20. 421. field goal game although i do think aaron rogers may be having a resurgent season AP says,
Speaker: It would be better if they had him in an Undertaker hat. His wife will never let him wear that hat again. And that created what was the best moment on TV history. Don't! Shout out Swaggy McElbows.
Speaker: Says, sure, why not? Brown's got a nice roster. So who do you got? Do you got the Steelers or the Browns? I see you're a Chicago fan, so I know you're feeling good about them Southsiders.
Speaker: The White Sox moving on. to the next round. to go ahead and play those guardians who they should beat i'm picking them to beat the guardians Maybe you are too. So sorry for them cubbies, though.
Speaker: y 'all got pca from my mets i wish we would have kept him but he could not keep you in it him and uh breg bregman were 0 for 11 or something like that Um, so Anyways.
Speaker: Dad's from Pittsburgh. Bears, then Steelers. Oh, wow. Okay, so. Went went rent rogue in Pittsburgh and went a Bears fan. Started to hear about Caleb Williams. ah Hopefully it's not too bad. It seems it wasn't as bad as his...
Speaker: as his crying ass made it out to be. Or was in a robe laughing last week in the locker room. He's fine. That's crazy that he cried that much and it wasn't even, I thought he had torn a hamstring or an Achilles. He out here crying on the cart like he a little punk. All he did was a hamstring strain. Get the fuck out of here. Bye, guys.
Speaker: Oh, that's, a note I mean, and the nails. The nails will tell you all you need to know. um Yes, they did break me at PCA. It did suck. We'll talk about Dave Swaggy McElbows. Ball and Bunch is coming on right now. 10 minutes, we're going to jump back on for the MLB show. Come back and join us.
Speaker: Talk baseball with us. At Ball and Budge. B -A -L -L -A -N -D. B U T S on YouTube. Follow on Instagram. We'll be on in 10 minutes. We will see you.
Speaker: in a second uh jake and i will probably be back next week or the week after so we'll see you oh shoot tuesdays thursdays i'm good you tell me which day Perfect. He's giving me more chances. to whoop THAT!
Speaker: ASS. Send me the link and hopefully... and After this air and I do, y 'all still on. Bye -bye.
Speaker: It's that World Heavyweight Float. Championship belt wrapped around my waist, yo, I got that ripped slant, thank you, bro. Slam you on the page, that's why they call me Street Pro
Speaker: Like Jordan after the second time he three -peated four.
Speaker: Now get ready for the show.
