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Ep. 15 Tilt A Hurl
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Broken glass? Flying Glass?? BROKEN NOSES!!! We gotta get these jocks out of this cabin! See how they fair in the finale of The Jockyard.
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Let's play pretend!
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Let's play pretend!
Meet the Hosts
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Hello everybody and welcome back to Let's Play Pretend!
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I am Jordan Derringer, I am your GM, DM, keeper, handler, and host.
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And I have with me Mr. Nick Barnett.
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Sup, bro, it's Jason here.
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I just want to stay alive and get out of this cabin.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
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Let's go.
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I make no promises.
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I also have with me Mr. Breck Black.
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Hello, and I have a fun fact for everybody today.
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Did you know that because your mouth and your butthole are connected by one long, you know, crazy tube that makes humans crazy straws?
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Yeah, I'm out.
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I didn't do it.
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It wasn't a good fact.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't think I can record tonight now.
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Sorry, guys.
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I just I got to keep going with this intro.
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I also with me, Mr. Matt check.
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What up, bro?
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Kevin's job boy.
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And I like I also got a fucking fact, man.
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I I drank 110 beers in a 24 hour period.
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Must have been really shitty beer if you're still alive after that.
Humorous Stories & Fun Facts
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And last but certainly not least, Mrs. Melanie Derringer.
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I'm playing Courtney and I don't have a fun fact, but I have a story that our child experienced the equivalent of an adult dropping a phone on their face.
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Oh, my God.
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OK, I was not there for that.
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What happened?
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He dropped his car on his face.
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He started crying and I felt bad, but like.
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me and maybe you should go to sleep.
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Was it a Lightning McQueen?
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No, it was a new car that he got.
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I don't know.
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It's some little plastic thing, but all of a sudden he was just starting to cry.
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I was like, what happens?
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I dropped my car on my face.
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And I had to
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you know, be a mom and be nice about it.
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But in reality, I was laughing.
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I found a character sheet.
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Okay, cool.
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I'm playing Courtney and I seriously don't remember what her voice was, so we'll figure it out together.
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I know it wasn't that.
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I mean, it was kind of similar to that.
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So, yeah, so our kid basically learned the fuck around and find out thing.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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That being said, I also have a fun fact for the day, and it kind of goes with Breck's fun fact.
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Did you know that when you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same motion that your butt makes when actually pooping?
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I hate you.
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Yeah, I'm not recording tonight.
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Did you know the same also goes for explosive diarrhea?
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Yes.
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Yeah, I'm done.
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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You can just kill my character.
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Yeah.
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This is what happens when we play in the real world and not pretend.
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Yep.
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So anyway, who wants a recap?
Game Recap and Setting
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Yes, please.
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Yo.
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All right.
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This recap is going to be short and sweet.
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Basically, all you guys woke up after a night of drinking at the new place and decided to fuck around with the table and shit got weird.
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Some of you took some damage.
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Your character sheets should reflect that.
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Basically, what happened was you guys tried to leave.
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You were not able to leave.
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And the table spelled out the word die.
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And that's where we're at now.
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You guys are locked in the house.
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The table is kind of freaking out.
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You guys had said that you were going to try to get out.
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So what time of day is it right now?
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Is it like early afternoon or just late morning?
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It's, yeah, right around noon, I would say, because you guys got up.
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You know, I would assume you weren't up too early after all the drinking you guys did last night, so... Yeah, bro.
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My thought was you guys probably got up around 10, 10.30 and then started fucking around with the table, so I'd say it's right around noon.
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All right, and we got all the windows and stuff opened up again, right?
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So all the sunlight and whatnot's coming in?
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No, you guys closed it up to fuck around with the table.
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Oh.
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No, Courtney had reopened it to stop the whatever was going on.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Oh, okay, I forgot about that.
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Then, yeah, I guess you got one of the windows open.
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At least to get sunlight in.
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Kevin's gonna run into the kitchen and get himself a 12-pack of brews.
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Shit is stressful.
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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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I mean, I'm not going to make you roll anything for that.
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If you want to leave the room to go get beer, leave the room to go get beer, I guess.
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Kevin does.
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Is the beer in the fridge?
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Yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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Roll me a strength check.
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Oh, fuck.
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A strength check to open the refrigerator.
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41 out of 40.
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Oh, my gosh.
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41 out of 85.
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Out of 85.
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Okay.
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It feels like there's a little bit of resistance, but you are able to get the fridge open.
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Nice.
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I'm going to grab, like, you know, like those environmentally horrible, like, 12 packs of beer.
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Okay.
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I'm going to grab one of the rings and just take it all out with me and bring it with me on our little excursion, bro.
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Okay, what excursion?
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Excursion to get the fuck out of the house.
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These are road beers, bro.
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Okay, all right.
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You do remember that the last thing the table said was to die, right?
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Yeah, it's super stressful.
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I'm going to walk up to Dash and just kind of grab like...
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one of the towels that was being used to clean up the kitchen and whatnot in the morning.
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Look, man, I don't want to die.
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I don't want to
Game Chaos and Injuries
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be fighting with you right now.
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I'm sorry that I lost my temper and I like threw that doorknob at you.
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But here, here, just clean yourself up and we got to try and get out of here.
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We can't get that door open.
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Let's we got to figure something out.
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Dash just stares you in the face while slowly putting the rag up to his nose.
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Would it help if I let you hit me?
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Would that help you?
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As much as I would love to take you up on that, I feel like that would be counterproductive to what we need to do, which is not die contrary to what the table wants.
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What sports did you play?
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Hockey.
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Hockey.
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Okay.
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So you're used to getting busted up a little bit.
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Okay.
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Oh yeah, for sure.
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Cool.
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Okay.
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Did your dentures fall out?
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He does not have dentures, just a few fake teeth.
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So far.
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Funny enough, Melanie and Matt know about that.
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I don't know what you're talking about, honestly.
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Hockey players having fake teeth?
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Oh, yeah, my cousin doesn't have two front teeth.
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From playing hockey.
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Oh, nice.
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In case that wasn't obvious.
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No, I think he's just an idiot.
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Well, I mean that too.
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I mean, he plays hockey, so he claims it's from hockey.
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That's also true.
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So if I remember right, it's been a while since we played this one.
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Like, didn't the glass get thrown or something?
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We tried.
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We couldn't move the glass.
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Yeah, the glass could not be lifted off the table.
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I think the most we got was like half an inch, and then it went back down.
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Because the last episode ended with the glass moving on its own, spelling out the word die.
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Okay.
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You like keep harping on that, bro?
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It's like arching the mellow.
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Everybody make me an alertness check.
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Uh-oh.
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Alert check?
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Alertness.
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I'm like so fucking alert, bro.
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77 on a 50.
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45 on a 50.
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Why am I dice stuck in my dice tower?
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96.96.
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That would be why.
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Oh, let me just show you guys what just the fuck happened.
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Just so you know what the picture that she's about to show us.
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This is brand new dice.
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Yeah, now they're cursed.
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Was this your first time rolling them?
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Yeah.
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Oof.
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They need to be cleansed.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, they do.
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I have had a history of taking out dice from a garbage, cleaning it in the water, bathing it in the light, and I gave it back to my friend, and he rolled two crits in a row.
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So I'm kind of a cleric.
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Yeah.
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Speaker
Where did you put this picture?
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Oh, there it is.
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Good.
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Good.
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So, all right.
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You crit failed.
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Somebody else crit failed.
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For the listeners, I rolled a 100.
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Hooray!
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My 77's not as bad as that.
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It was my 96.
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It's still a crit.
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Okay, so here's the fun thing.
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You guys don't notice as you're standing around the table discussing what to do that... Hey, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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I passed.
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45 out of 50.
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Oh, okay.
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Speaker
Okay.
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Speaker
For some reason, I thought you failed as well.
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You hear the disappointment in his fucking voice.
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I'm very disappointed.
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Speaker
He assumed we were all inept.
00:11:23
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No, just most of us.
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Speaker
Okay, so here's what's going to happen.
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Dash is the only one to notice and steps back just in time as the wide ceiling fan above you guys falls.
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Oh no.
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Speaker
Are we about to die?
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Are we all dead?
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You might be.
00:11:41
Speaker
That was a good 15 minutes of recording.
00:11:46
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Well, let's say this.
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Dash, you step back out of the way.
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Kevin, you notice in time to move, but not in time to get fully out of the way.
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Oh, shit.
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And you take five damage.
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Jason and Courtney, since you both crit failed, you guys don't notice anything in take 11.
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I'm at negative one.
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I rolled a six and a five.
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Please, I want you to like paint me this picture vividly of how I die from a ceiling fan falling on me.
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Speaker
How many did we get hit for?
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Speaker
11.
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Speaker
Cool.
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Speaker
I'm dead.
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Speaker
Oh my God.
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Speaker
Okay.
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Speaker
I'm dead.
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Speaker
So here's what's going to happen.
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Speaker
Because we are so early in this recording and I don't want to kill you off quite so early.
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I am going to roll a d4.
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Two.
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You each have two hit points left.
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Speaker
That's what I'll be nice enough to give you.
00:12:49
Speaker
It was actually me.
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Speaker
I was opening up some Keith Stone.
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Speaker
I forgot you called it Keith Stone.
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Speaker
I'm coming.
00:13:02
Speaker
Pays the man respect, because Keith is a hard-working businessman that makes us delicious alcohol.
00:13:10
Speaker
Okay, since you just about killed us, I would like you to paint a picture, please.
00:13:16
Speaker
Agreed.
00:13:16
Speaker
So the ceiling fan falls and it's one of those you guys are at like a like a lake house has a pretty open floor floor plan.
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So it's not like just your regular ceiling fan.
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It's the ones with like the extra long blades to kind of get the whole room going.
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And it's going like normal and just falls.
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Speaker
And as it's falling, you see Dash get out of the way and not say anything.
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You see Kevin.
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It's out of dash.
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Speaker
kind of notice that dash is getting out of the way and hits the ground, the ceiling fan comes straight down onto your ankle.
00:13:53
Speaker
So it's going to cause you to limp a little bit there.
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Speaker
But as it's coming down, it was spinning fast enough.
00:14:02
Speaker
that the blades clipped Courtney in the shoulder leaves a gash big enough that she is going to need stitches like hard.
00:14:11
Speaker
No, you know what?
00:14:12
Speaker
Fuck it.
00:14:12
Speaker
Since I killed you guys, it's spinning fast enough.
00:14:15
Speaker
Courtney, your left arm is gone.
00:14:17
Speaker
Oh my God.
00:14:18
Speaker
What the fuck?
00:14:20
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Yes.
00:14:21
Speaker
You have lost your left arm.
00:14:23
Speaker
That is the price that you pay for me not killing you right now.
00:14:30
Speaker
Oh, oh, oh.
00:14:33
Speaker
And Jason, it's, you are on like basically the outside ring of it, but it hits you about five times as it's falling just across your chest and stomach, just and you have deep gashes in your chest and stomach from it.
00:14:50
Speaker
As the blades hit Dash and Courtney, you guys see blood just splatter the walls.
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Speaker
and you see the table erupt into splinters and just blows up around you.
00:15:05
Speaker
Fuck, I don't think the table is lying.
00:15:08
Speaker
Dash just turns to the side and just violently throws up.
00:15:11
Speaker
Before you say what Courtney's gonna do... Courtney's screaming.
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Speaker
Okay, that's fine.
00:15:17
Speaker
That's fine.
00:15:18
Speaker
The two of you, Courtney and Jason, roll me Constitution Throws.
00:15:22
Speaker
What?
00:15:23
Speaker
What am I rolling for that?
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Speaker
You just roll your constitution.
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Speaker
This is to make sure that you stay conscious.
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Speaker
Conscious.
00:15:31
Speaker
Yes.
00:15:31
Speaker
Thank you.
00:15:32
Speaker
Is that so the 100?
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Speaker
Yeah.
00:15:32
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Yeah.
00:15:32
Speaker
56 on a 50.
00:15:33
Speaker
Nope.
00:15:33
Speaker
Courtney's out.
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Speaker
She's out.
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Speaker
She's gone.
00:15:39
Speaker
It's an 85 out of 65.
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Speaker
She's out.
00:15:41
Speaker
She's out.
00:15:48
Speaker
Yep, so Jason and Courtney both lose consciousness, and Dash and Kevin, you guys can see they are both losing a lot of blood.
00:16:02
Speaker
Kevin, how much did you lose half your hit points?
00:16:07
Speaker
I'm at 10 out of a max of 16.
00:16:10
Speaker
Okay, so no, you don't need to roll a throw.
00:16:14
Speaker
Hey, same here.
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Speaker
10 out of 16.
00:16:18
Speaker
Swole bros.
00:16:20
Speaker
So you guys see, yeah, Courtney and Jason are on the ground.
00:16:25
Speaker
They both lost consciousness and they will die if something isn't done to at least slow the bleeding.
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Speaker
I want to try to take them out of the wreckage and apply first aid.
00:16:36
Speaker
Please don't.
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Speaker
Okay.
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Speaker
Yeah.
00:16:39
Speaker
Do you have first
Desperate Escape Plans
00:16:40
Speaker
aid?
00:16:40
Speaker
Bro, I got 40% first aid.
00:16:46
Speaker
Dash, after wiping his face off, will do the same to Courtney.
00:16:52
Speaker
Yeah, bro.
00:16:52
Speaker
You know how many, like, painful things happen out in the football field?
00:17:00
Speaker
She gets nuts.
00:17:03
Speaker
33 out of 40.
00:17:05
Speaker
Wow!
00:17:06
Speaker
Okay.
00:17:07
Speaker
You crit succeeded, so you are able to wake him up, and... I got a 40 on a 40.
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Okay.
00:17:16
Speaker
Okay.
00:17:16
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Jason, you are conscious and gained two hit points.
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Awesome.
00:17:23
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Courtney, Dash was able to stop the bleeding, but since he didn't crit succeed, you don't gain any hit points off it.
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Speaker
Yay!
00:17:34
Speaker
Have a brew, guys.
00:17:35
Speaker
You seem like you've had better days.
00:17:40
Speaker
What?
00:17:41
Speaker
What happened?
00:17:41
Speaker
What?
00:17:42
Speaker
Dash as a tourniquet is going to take wiring from the ceiling fan that fell and use it to bind off Courtney's arm.
00:17:50
Speaker
Is she still unconscious?
00:17:52
Speaker
No, you're awake now.
00:17:53
Speaker
Oh, okay.
00:17:55
Speaker
You just didn't gain any hit points.
00:17:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:17:59
Speaker
Is there a window, Nera?
00:18:02
Speaker
Yeah, there's plenty of windows.
00:18:04
Speaker
Is there a chair, Nera?
00:18:09
Speaker
Yeah, I'm sure you could find one.
00:18:11
Speaker
I'm gonna try to have the chair and a window have a meeting of the minds.
00:18:16
Speaker
What?
00:18:17
Speaker
I'm gonna throw the chair at the window.
00:18:21
Speaker
Roll me a 50-50.
00:18:25
Speaker
I halfway could have believed he would try to get them to have a conversation.
00:18:28
Speaker
That's what I was expecting. 26.
00:18:33
Speaker
Okay.
00:18:34
Speaker
Yeah, you are.
00:18:36
Speaker
Roll me a D8.
00:18:40
Speaker
That's one of the things I had out.
00:18:43
Speaker
Four.
00:18:45
Speaker
Four.
00:18:46
Speaker
Okay.
00:18:46
Speaker
The chair hits the window.
00:18:48
Speaker
The window cracks, but it does not break.
00:18:51
Speaker
Yo, we gotta go.
00:18:53
Speaker
Kevin's gonna have to start running towards the window.
00:18:56
Speaker
Roll me another 50-50.
00:19:04
Speaker
Is that a 90 or a 60?
00:19:07
Speaker
A 20 or 62.
00:19:08
Speaker
Perfect.
00:19:09
Speaker
As you are running towards the window, the window shatters.
00:19:13
Speaker
Aha!
00:19:14
Speaker
In to, like, in to the house.
00:19:17
Speaker
Oh!
00:19:19
Speaker
Next, I want you to roll me a d6.
00:19:22
Speaker
Oh.
00:19:23
Speaker
Yeah, you're not going to like this.
00:19:24
Speaker
Oh.
00:19:27
Speaker
Do I have to tell you the number I rolled?
00:19:30
Speaker
Is it a 6?
00:19:30
Speaker
Yeah.
00:19:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:19:32
Speaker
Alright, well, that's 3d4 then.
00:19:35
Speaker
Oh!
00:19:36
Speaker
Oh!
00:19:38
Speaker
Maybe the window is not a good idea.
00:19:40
Speaker
How many hit points do you have left?
00:19:42
Speaker
Ten!
00:19:43
Speaker
That was a good sound effect.
00:19:45
Speaker
Okay, roll me a constitution throw because I just rolled a nine.
00:19:52
Speaker
45 out of 75.
00:19:53
Speaker
Okay.
00:19:54
Speaker
So you're able to stay conscious as the window explodes inward and shards of glass just start piercing all over your body.
00:20:09
Speaker
It's good that you stayed conscious because then I was going to make you roll another 50 50 to see if you hit your stomach or your back.
00:20:14
Speaker
And if you hit your front, you would have been dead.
00:20:17
Speaker
Oh, fine.
00:20:18
Speaker
You really are excited for the new Saw movie.
00:20:23
Speaker
As Kevin gets hit by all the glass, as it stops, he picks up one of the beers that I'm sure was eviscerated from the glass attack and starts shotgunning it.
00:20:36
Speaker
You would be on death's door and then shotgun beer as Kevin.
00:20:40
Speaker
Not as Matt as Kevin.
00:20:44
Speaker
How close am I to the cooler on the floor?
00:20:48
Speaker
That's up to you.
00:20:50
Speaker
Kevin got all his beer out of the fridge, so that...
00:20:54
Speaker
I don't know where the cooler was.
00:20:56
Speaker
No.
00:20:57
Speaker
Jason's not an entire idiot bag.
00:21:00
Speaker
No, you know what?
00:21:01
Speaker
Roll me a 50-50.
00:21:02
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:02
Speaker
25.
00:21:06
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:09
Speaker
The cooler was unharmed.
00:21:11
Speaker
I was going to say, if you rolled over a 50, the cooler was under the table.
Possession and Betrayal
00:21:15
Speaker
I want to reach in and I want to like, I see that he like got me.
00:21:20
Speaker
kind of like bandaged up and whatnot.
00:21:21
Speaker
I want to reach in and see if we still have any Everclear or high alcohol vodka.
00:21:26
Speaker
I mean, you guys got enough for the whole weekend and it only been one night.
00:21:29
Speaker
So then I pour it.
00:21:31
Speaker
I want to try and take some of that and I want to try and pour it on the wounds to try and make sure that it's disinfected because I don't think he's very sanitary.
00:21:40
Speaker
You don't think that or Kevin?
00:21:42
Speaker
You don't think Kevin's very sanitary.
00:21:44
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:45
Speaker
Let me rephrase.
00:21:46
Speaker
I know that Kevin is not very sanitary.
00:21:48
Speaker
Right.
00:21:50
Speaker
Let me try and say, bro, I use wet wipes every day.
00:21:55
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:56
Speaker
You're not going to like what I'm going to say.
00:21:57
Speaker
Roll me another 50-50.
00:21:57
Speaker
That's fine.
00:21:58
Speaker
This is going to hurt.
00:22:00
Speaker
It hurts.
00:22:02
Speaker
An eight.
00:22:03
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:05
Speaker
Roll me a d4.
00:22:07
Speaker
Four.
00:22:08
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:10
Speaker
You're only going to take one hit point of damage from the sting.
00:22:14
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:19
Speaker
It hurts.
00:22:20
Speaker
Dash, seeing the cooler as Jason goes into it, goes over and grabs a bottle of vodka and takes a large gulp himself and then shoves it in Courtney's mouth.
00:22:32
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:34
Speaker
That's medicine.
00:22:36
Speaker
I guess Courtney's taking a drink.
00:22:41
Speaker
She's in a bit of shock, so sure.
00:22:43
Speaker
Yeah, I mean...
00:22:47
Speaker
You just lost your arms.
00:22:49
Speaker
So she's... No, she's gonna tourniquet on, so she's not gushing.
00:22:52
Speaker
She's kind of like the little, like, spurts.
00:22:55
Speaker
Yeah.
00:22:56
Speaker
He staunched the bleeding pretty well.
00:23:00
Speaker
So as she's taking this forced drink, her eyes are just, like, locked on her arm on the ground.
00:23:07
Speaker
After she drinks a month, he's gonna start dragging her towards the kitchen and then go back for Jason once he gets her there.
00:23:14
Speaker
Does she still have the bottle or do you have the bottle?
00:23:18
Speaker
he would leave you the bottle.
00:23:20
Speaker
She's kind of just holding it to her chest and taking drinks.
00:23:25
Speaker
Taking sips.
00:23:26
Speaker
You're cuddling a bottle of vodka.
00:23:28
Speaker
I'm boring vodka on my lacerations.
00:23:31
Speaker
Kevin's picking glass out of his asshole.
00:23:35
Speaker
No, he'd be more picking glass out of his dick.
00:23:39
Speaker
No, we already talked about this.
00:23:40
Speaker
He's a crazy straw.
00:23:41
Speaker
It went all the way through.
00:23:42
Speaker
Wow!
00:23:46
Speaker
Call back.
00:23:47
Speaker
Can we go through the window now?
00:23:49
Speaker
I mean, you can try.
00:23:50
Speaker
Considering the last one.
00:23:52
Speaker
I was going to say, you only have like two hit points.
00:23:54
Speaker
So he only has one hit.
00:23:57
Speaker
Oh, and considering the glass exploded.
00:24:01
Speaker
Yeah.
00:24:02
Speaker
Take the rug and put it over the window so you don't get lacerated and you climb out.
00:24:08
Speaker
Let me ask you this.
00:24:10
Speaker
Did you go to sleep with your shoes on?
00:24:13
Speaker
Oh, yeah, bro.
00:24:14
Speaker
I always wear my Nikes.
00:24:16
Speaker
I hate you so much.
00:24:21
Speaker
You almost deserve that window to the face.
00:24:23
Speaker
Almost.
00:24:26
Speaker
You said, Dash, that you were going back out for Jason or Kevin?
00:24:30
Speaker
Jason.
00:24:31
Speaker
Okay.
00:24:32
Speaker
Nick, are you going to fight Dash bringing you into the kitchen?
00:24:37
Speaker
No, not at all.
00:24:39
Speaker
I would help in any way I could.
00:24:41
Speaker
Okay.
00:24:41
Speaker
So the three of you are in the kitchen.
00:24:43
Speaker
Kevin, are you committed to leaving the house?
00:24:48
Speaker
Well, I'm going to let the group know.
00:24:51
Speaker
Yo, I'm fucking... I'm saying this as I'm bleeding profusely as well.
00:24:58
Speaker
I got the window open, guys.
00:25:01
Speaker
Let's fucking go already.
00:25:04
Speaker
Yeah, you got the window open.
00:25:07
Speaker
Yeah, I did, God.
00:25:09
Speaker
Okay.
00:25:11
Speaker
Kevin, considering it exploded in your face, I assume going outside will be worse.
00:25:19
Speaker
No, God agreed.
00:25:20
Speaker
I opened the window.
00:25:23
Speaker
Kevin, I need you to come over here so we can stop the bleeding.
00:25:26
Speaker
Everything's numb.
00:25:29
Speaker
Yeah, I kind of figured since you weren't screaming, I need you to carefully walk over here or I'm going to come over there and fuck, I don't know, something.
00:25:39
Speaker
Oh, God.
00:25:40
Speaker
I'm starting to realize the window, like, might not be the best idea.
00:25:49
Speaker
Yeah.
00:25:50
Speaker
Yes, yes, we know you.
00:25:52
Speaker
You have good ideas, but maybe not this one.
00:25:54
Speaker
Just come here.
00:25:56
Speaker
Away from the exploding glass, please.
00:25:59
Speaker
I need more beer.
00:26:01
Speaker
I don't have a beer, but I have some nice vodka for you.
00:26:05
Speaker
I guess I'll check stupid shit.
00:26:08
Speaker
I'm Kevin walks to the kitchen.
00:26:10
Speaker
Dash is going to sit him down and try to bandage and pick out glass as best as he can.
00:26:14
Speaker
Keeping an eye on basically everything around him to see if anything explodes.
00:26:19
Speaker
Dash, roll me first aid.
00:26:21
Speaker
I has that.
00:26:24
Speaker
This is a very important role.
00:26:26
Speaker
I'm just going to throw that out there.
00:26:28
Speaker
This is a very important role.
00:26:31
Speaker
No pressure.
00:26:33
Speaker
You said the words as I threw the dice.
00:26:37
Speaker
That is a 100 on a 40.
00:26:38
Speaker
Oh,
00:26:51
Speaker
Oh, actually, this is just a narrative picture.
00:26:56
Speaker
Hi, Kevin.
00:26:57
Speaker
It was nice knowing you.
00:26:59
Speaker
No, it wasn't.
00:27:01
Speaker
I feel like you cursed my dice as I was rolling them.
00:27:05
Speaker
OK, so here's the deal I'll make.
00:27:09
Speaker
I let Dash or no, not Dash.
00:27:12
Speaker
I let Jason and Courtney avoid death once.
00:27:15
Speaker
So I will let Dash and Kevin avoid death once.
00:27:21
Speaker
Yeah.
00:27:22
Speaker
Oh, trust me.
00:27:23
Speaker
Your turn's still coming, my dude.
00:27:26
Speaker
Okay.
00:27:27
Speaker
So, yeah, I don't mean right this second, but I mean when you die, I will let you avoid it one time.
00:27:32
Speaker
Okay.
00:27:35
Speaker
As Dash is picking glass out of Kevin, there is one caught in his neck.
00:27:42
Speaker
And you very, very carefully pull that piece of glass out.
00:27:48
Speaker
Almost, almost nicking the jugular.
00:27:53
Speaker
But you don't.
00:27:55
Speaker
So the glass is picked out of Kevin.
00:27:57
Speaker
Kevin, you still have one hit point.
Kevin's Final Moments
00:28:01
Speaker
That was your freebie.
00:28:02
Speaker
Don't expect another one.
00:28:04
Speaker
Oh, I thought I had to roll.
00:28:06
Speaker
So I got my dinosaurs ready.
00:28:09
Speaker
I'm being nice because, again, I don't want to kill you guys.
00:28:14
Speaker
Oh, you're going to kill me, though.
00:28:16
Speaker
That would have been hilarious.
00:28:17
Speaker
Yeah, you're so nice.
00:28:19
Speaker
You're like the kid with the magnifying glass.
00:28:21
Speaker
I only burnt one of the ants' feelers.
00:28:22
Speaker
I want to spare them.
00:28:25
Speaker
Make the pain last for days.
00:28:28
Speaker
I'm just going to burn the other feeler now, then a back leg, and then maybe I'll kill it.
00:28:31
Speaker
Stop crying.
00:28:33
Speaker
It's only gonna get worse.
00:28:36
Speaker
So I need to know while you guys are in the kitchen.
00:28:39
Speaker
This is like kind of like a kitchen dining room area.
00:28:43
Speaker
I need to know where everybody's sitting.
00:28:44
Speaker
So I will explain the room here.
00:28:48
Speaker
You have the kitchen area that has, you know, big countertop, double sink, a double fridge, like the two doors on top with the freezer on the bottom.
00:29:01
Speaker
It also has an island, and on the other side of the island is the dining room table with six chairs.
00:29:10
Speaker
Kevin's sitting on the island, brah.
00:29:12
Speaker
Dash would have put Courtney and Jason up against the island facing the dining room table.
00:29:19
Speaker
So in the kitchen facing the table.
00:29:21
Speaker
Yes.
00:29:22
Speaker
Okay.
00:29:23
Speaker
Away from the fridge and stove and all of that.
00:29:26
Speaker
Okay.
00:29:28
Speaker
All right.
00:29:29
Speaker
And where are you, Dash?
00:29:30
Speaker
Dash is kind of standing in front of them just trying to figure anything out because all he knows is that a table said die and people started almost dying.
00:29:43
Speaker
That is the extent of his knowledge.
00:29:45
Speaker
And he is an idiot.
00:29:47
Speaker
Does anybody smoke gas?
00:29:49
Speaker
Swear to God.
00:29:52
Speaker
Do not give him ideas.
00:29:54
Speaker
Oh, trust me, I already have plenty of ideas.
00:29:57
Speaker
I'm not going to let you go out in a blaze of glory.
00:29:59
Speaker
No, I want to kill you one by one.
00:30:01
Speaker
Can we go home now?
00:30:03
Speaker
You married this thing.
00:30:04
Speaker
You know that, right?
00:30:05
Speaker
Can I go home now?
00:30:07
Speaker
This is an audio medium, so you can't see me evilly grinning at my computer.
00:30:12
Speaker
You can lock him in the basement, Melanie.
00:30:15
Speaker
I can, actually.
00:30:16
Speaker
There's a lock on the outside of the door, so I could lock him downstairs.
00:30:20
Speaker
Yeah, but it's not a key one.
00:30:21
Speaker
It's one that you just need a flathead screwdriver to unlock.
00:30:24
Speaker
And hey, guess what?
00:30:25
Speaker
I have a flathead down here.
00:30:26
Speaker
You know, also the doors open together.
00:30:29
Speaker
So all I have to do is open the garage door and you'll be stuck.
00:30:32
Speaker
Try me.
00:30:35
Speaker
You'll be stuck.
00:30:37
Speaker
Try me.
00:30:38
Speaker
I'd like to see you try to go through a cocked, closed egress window.
00:30:42
Speaker
That'd be funny.
00:30:43
Speaker
No, I will just go through the hollow door.
00:30:46
Speaker
We'll make you lock it.
00:30:50
Speaker
through melanie i'm not saying i'm gonna gently open the door i'm saying i will go through the hollow door uh-huh here's johnny of all things to replace in the house a hollow door is not one of the expensive ones thank you nick for saying that i'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking yet absolutely not
00:31:14
Speaker
Okay, so if I'm facing towards the table, does that mean I'm also facing towards where the living area is?
00:31:19
Speaker
So can I see that the window is open now?
00:31:22
Speaker
Yes, yes you can.
00:31:24
Speaker
I am out of here.
00:31:26
Speaker
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
00:31:28
Speaker
And I'm going to be like kind of hobbling and holding my chest.
00:31:32
Speaker
And I am just going to try and beeline for that window.
00:31:36
Speaker
Oh, Dash is very much stopping him before he can even stand up.
00:31:41
Speaker
See, Jason's got the right idea.
00:31:43
Speaker
The window is the way to go.
00:31:45
Speaker
Courtney, you know, with her one arm, has the bottle and points the door at the window and goes, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:31:55
Speaker
Courtney's in shock.
00:31:57
Speaker
Neither stay here.
00:31:58
Speaker
I don't care.
00:32:00
Speaker
And I'm just going to kind of like shrug you off, Dash, and I am just going to go towards that window.
00:32:04
Speaker
I'm not without a contested power or contested strength.
00:32:07
Speaker
You guys aren't shrugging off shit.
00:32:10
Speaker
I leave.
00:32:12
Speaker
Does he get a negative for being basically dead?
00:32:15
Speaker
No.
00:32:17
Speaker
If it was Courtney with her one arm, I would say yes.
00:32:20
Speaker
But he has, I would say he has like fight or flight strength right now.
00:32:27
Speaker
So I'm going to say no.
00:32:29
Speaker
I did bump my sanity down to one.
00:32:31
Speaker
I don't give a fuck about sanity in this mini arc.
00:32:34
Speaker
You guys aren't going to live long enough for sanity to actually matter.
00:32:37
Speaker
Go ahead, Breck.
00:32:38
Speaker
Go ahead and let me know what you rolled for this back and forth.
00:32:42
Speaker
You will be sitting down because that is a 77 on an 85.
00:32:46
Speaker
Yeah, I rolled a 99.
00:32:51
Speaker
So, Brett, go ahead and take charge of the scene.
00:32:54
Speaker
Tell me what you do to Jason here.
00:32:57
Speaker
As Jason starts to get up saying all this, Dash just reaches out and places his hand on his chest over one of the lacerations.
00:33:05
Speaker
Doesn't even push, just places it there.
00:33:08
Speaker
You went full Sean Connery there for a second.
00:33:11
Speaker
Lacerations.
00:33:13
Speaker
He just places his hand on a laceration.
00:33:18
Speaker
I English very well.
00:33:23
Speaker
I like it.
00:33:25
Speaker
I like it a lot.
00:33:28
Speaker
Oh, man.
00:33:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:30
Speaker
So I go down hard.
00:33:32
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, you do.
00:33:33
Speaker
How many points do you have left?
00:33:34
Speaker
Three?
00:33:35
Speaker
Don't worry about it.
00:33:37
Speaker
We'll get there when we get there.
00:33:38
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:40
Speaker
We're all going to die.
00:33:42
Speaker
What did you say, Mom?
00:33:43
Speaker
We're all going to die.
00:33:45
Speaker
Yeah, you are.
00:33:45
Speaker
No.
00:33:46
Speaker
No, you're not gonna die.
00:33:48
Speaker
I'm not gonna die.
00:33:49
Speaker
I'm too pretty to die.
00:33:51
Speaker
And the rest of you are too dumb to die.
00:33:52
Speaker
So just sit there and I'm gonna ask a question that sounds dumb, but I need everyone to answer honestly.
00:33:58
Speaker
What do we know about ghosts?
00:34:01
Speaker
Or possibly evil tables?
00:34:04
Speaker
I'm unsure which.
00:34:05
Speaker
Get cut off my arm.
00:34:07
Speaker
We're gonna die.
00:34:08
Speaker
That's what I know.
00:34:10
Speaker
All in all is that this Casper is like not a friendly ghost.
00:34:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:18
Speaker
So I have negative Nancy and Casper.
00:34:22
Speaker
Jason, anything to add, please?
00:34:25
Speaker
Please, God.
00:34:27
Speaker
God, how close is that doorknob that I wanged at his face earlier?
00:34:31
Speaker
Uh, that's why you guys were in the living room.
00:34:33
Speaker
You guys are in the kitchen now, so, uh, not close.
00:34:36
Speaker
Did it hit him hard?
00:34:37
Speaker
Did it bounce this way?
00:34:39
Speaker
No.
00:34:40
Speaker
I'm not even gonna let you roll for that.
00:34:41
Speaker
Do I have anything within throwing distance?
00:34:44
Speaker
Because I want to throw something at Dash.
00:34:47
Speaker
You want to throw something at Dash?
00:34:48
Speaker
Yes.
00:34:49
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:49
Speaker
Um... Why?
00:34:51
Speaker
Why?
00:34:52
Speaker
You are... Stop me from leaving.
00:34:54
Speaker
I'm still pissed.
00:34:56
Speaker
You are on your ass in the kitchen.
00:34:58
Speaker
Yes.
00:35:00
Speaker
I mean, there are drawers around you.
00:35:01
Speaker
You'll be able to find, like, I don't know, like, towels and, like, hand towels or... I will grab a towel and throw a bloody towel at him.
00:35:11
Speaker
Please throw a towel at him.
00:35:14
Speaker
I'm going to throw a bloody towel at him because it's the closest thing to me.
00:35:18
Speaker
All right, Dash, I want you to roll me a d6.
00:35:22
Speaker
Why am I rolling a D6?
00:35:23
Speaker
Because I asked you to.
00:35:26
Speaker
That's what worries me.
00:35:27
Speaker
That is a four.
00:35:28
Speaker
That's a four.
00:35:29
Speaker
That's how many points of you don't give a fuck you have on him throwing the towel at you.
00:35:34
Speaker
It's a bloody towel.
00:35:36
Speaker
He said he's too pretty.
00:35:37
Speaker
There's no way that's not going to affect him.
00:35:39
Speaker
Yeah, Dash doesn't give a fuck.
00:35:40
Speaker
He just watched a theory and you almost die.
00:35:42
Speaker
He doesn't give a fuck about a bloody towel right now.
00:35:44
Speaker
And more than that, you already broke his nose and he has blood all over his face.
00:35:50
Speaker
He's already upset at his appearance.
00:35:53
Speaker
His hair is unkempt.
00:35:54
Speaker
You really think we're safer in here than out there?
00:35:57
Speaker
I don't know.
00:35:58
Speaker
Do you?
00:35:59
Speaker
Well, I know we're not safe in here.
00:36:01
Speaker
I don't have a guarantee about out there.
00:36:03
Speaker
I'd rather go to the maybe rather than the no.
00:36:06
Speaker
Okay.
00:36:06
Speaker
So let's say we do go for the window.
00:36:09
Speaker
How do you plan on dealing with the other exploding windows?
00:36:12
Speaker
Who the fuck is we?
00:36:13
Speaker
I was going.
00:36:15
Speaker
You do what you want to do.
00:36:16
Speaker
I'm out.
00:36:18
Speaker
And I'm going to try and get up and leave again.
00:36:19
Speaker
Um, Courtney grabs his arm.
00:36:25
Speaker
With what hand?
00:36:27
Speaker
With her only arm, her right arm.
00:36:29
Speaker
The one that's currently holding the bottle of vodka?
00:36:32
Speaker
She dropped it.
00:36:33
Speaker
She set it down.
00:36:35
Speaker
Roll me a 50-50.
00:36:37
Speaker
She just went to go grab his arm.
00:36:39
Speaker
Roll
Dash's Escape Attempts
00:36:40
Speaker
me a 50-50.
00:36:40
Speaker
I love this so much.
00:36:43
Speaker
Mind you, as she's trying to do this, she's just staring at the broken window.
00:36:48
Speaker
That's a 15.
00:36:49
Speaker
Okay.
00:36:51
Speaker
As you drop the bottle of vodka, miraculously, it does not shatter.
00:36:55
Speaker
She just grabs him by the wrist and pulls him back down slowly.
00:37:02
Speaker
Are you going to let that happen, Jason?
00:37:04
Speaker
I don't think I can really fight it.
00:37:06
Speaker
I can't really move.
00:37:08
Speaker
It hurts.
00:37:08
Speaker
Okay.
00:37:10
Speaker
While they're holding Jason down, I'm like, perfect opportunity, window for life.
00:37:16
Speaker
And Kevin's going to try to jump through the window.
00:37:19
Speaker
Yes.
00:37:20
Speaker
Hang on.
00:37:21
Speaker
Hang on.
00:37:23
Speaker
Click out.
00:37:23
Speaker
Kevin is making a mad dash for the window.
00:37:26
Speaker
Jason and Courtney are kind of tied up in, you know, Courtney being the one armed bandit, knocking Jason back down.
00:37:34
Speaker
It wasn't knocking.
00:37:35
Speaker
I just grabbed his wrist and pulled him back down.
00:37:37
Speaker
That's all I did.
00:37:39
Speaker
Fair.
00:37:40
Speaker
Dash, I will let you roll me a alertness check to see if you even notice that Kevin's moving or if you're too wrapped up in what the other two are doing.
00:37:52
Speaker
I was just about to say, I'm going to elect to autofail that because Dash is so focused on Jason and Courtney that he doesn't even really register anything else.
00:38:01
Speaker
Perfect.
00:38:02
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:04
Speaker
Bye, Kevin.
00:38:05
Speaker
Kevin, you make a mad dash to the window that nobody has covered.
00:38:08
Speaker
I'm fucking getting out of here, bro.
00:38:12
Speaker
Dash is going to turn around when he hears Kevin yell and just kind of stare horrified, like watching a train wreck.
00:38:20
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:22
Speaker
I'm going to say, Kevin, explain to me how you want to get through the window.
00:38:29
Speaker
How about that?
00:38:29
Speaker
Let's start there.
00:38:30
Speaker
I'm going to try and not touch the glass and just try to roll out the window like a combat roll.
00:38:41
Speaker
Are you diving out the window?
00:38:42
Speaker
A little bit.
00:38:46
Speaker
Oh, kind of.
00:38:47
Speaker
Yes.
00:38:48
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:50
Speaker
I want you to either roll me an athletics or a dexterity, whichever one is lower.
00:38:56
Speaker
Athletics.
00:39:04
Speaker
Oh, 48 out of 50.
00:39:06
Speaker
You you dive out, you hit the wraparound deck that is overlooking the the kind of beach area.
00:39:15
Speaker
And you are able to kind of action movie roll into a almost like a superhero landing position.
00:39:24
Speaker
Hell yeah.
00:39:25
Speaker
Is there any access to the front door?
00:39:28
Speaker
You're outside.
00:39:29
Speaker
Yeah, I would try to make me break down the door to help them.
00:39:34
Speaker
They don't want to jump through the window or something.
00:39:37
Speaker
What do I see first and foremost on the deck?
00:39:40
Speaker
The window that you dove out of is towards the back of the house.
00:39:44
Speaker
So there would be a... Okay, that's the best way I can explain this.
00:39:50
Speaker
You're on a wraparound porch, so it wraps all the way around the house.
00:39:54
Speaker
You have a small staircase that goes down to the beach area.
00:40:00
Speaker
and the deck itself will wrap all the way around to the front where the front door is.
00:40:06
Speaker
Otherwise, out on this deck, there's your typical Adirondack chairs.
00:40:12
Speaker
You have a couple tables.
00:40:16
Speaker
Tables like to put drinks on, not a full-on table.
00:40:21
Speaker
It's a vacation deck.
00:40:23
Speaker
I'm going to wait on the other side of the window to help someone that tries to come through next.
00:40:28
Speaker
I will say that you are still close enough that I'm not going to make you take off your headphones.
00:40:38
Speaker
You're still close enough that you'll be able to hear what they're saying and what's going on inside the house.
00:40:44
Speaker
Oh, fun.
00:40:45
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:46
Speaker
I need to wait a minute because what Dash is going to do is going to evolve Melanie.
00:40:51
Speaker
Click, click, click, click.
00:40:53
Speaker
I'm loving all the gifts in the group chat.
00:40:59
Speaker
Just get in the coffin.
00:41:01
Speaker
Oh, there's more.
00:41:03
Speaker
Okay.
00:41:04
Speaker
So now that Melanie's back, you can go on with what you were going to do, Dash.
00:41:10
Speaker
Right.
00:41:10
Speaker
Dash, seeing Kevin get out, immediately whips around, scoops up Courtney, and just kind of hobbles towards the open window, trying to cover Courtney with his body as much as he can, expecting basically everything to try to kill him.
00:41:25
Speaker
Perfect.
00:41:25
Speaker
Did you sleep with your shoes on?
00:41:28
Speaker
He would have put on his house slippers when he got dressed in the morning.
00:41:36
Speaker
The velour.
00:41:39
Speaker
You're lucky I'm going to let you get away with that just because of how much of a pompous asshole you're playing Dash out to be.
00:41:46
Speaker
You're lucky I'm letting you get away with that.
00:41:49
Speaker
I was just about to say no, and then I thought about it.
00:41:52
Speaker
I'm like, no, no, he'd have house slippers.
00:41:53
Speaker
He's that kind of dick.
00:41:55
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
00:41:56
Speaker
Okay, so... You know what?
00:41:57
Speaker
Fuck you.
00:41:58
Speaker
I'm wearing house slippers right now.
00:42:01
Speaker
I always wear house slippers.
00:42:04
Speaker
I have cold feet.
00:42:05
Speaker
Fuck off.
00:42:07
Speaker
Get good, son.
00:42:10
Speaker
So... Okay.
00:42:12
Speaker
How are you trying to take Courtney to the window?
00:42:16
Speaker
Like, you said you scooped her?
00:42:18
Speaker
Yeah, like Princess Carrie.
00:42:21
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:22
Speaker
But you are trying to...
00:42:25
Speaker
He's kind of like hunched over her.
00:42:28
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:29
Speaker
He doesn't know if it's going to do anything, but he feels like it helps.
00:42:32
Speaker
Which way did you pick her up?
00:42:35
Speaker
Is her head to your right or to your left?
00:42:38
Speaker
Left.
00:42:40
Speaker
So her right arm is against you.
00:42:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:42
Speaker
All right.
00:42:43
Speaker
Yeah.
00:42:44
Speaker
Roll.
00:42:46
Speaker
I can't see it in my head, but I know.
00:42:48
Speaker
It ain't the other arm.
00:42:50
Speaker
One arm!
00:42:52
Speaker
Exactly.
00:42:53
Speaker
That's still on the floor.
00:42:54
Speaker
Roll me a dexterity.
00:42:57
Speaker
Me?
00:42:58
Speaker
Yes, you.
00:43:02
Speaker
That is a 10 on a 90.
00:43:04
Speaker
Nice.
00:43:07
Speaker
He's so upset with you.
00:43:13
Speaker
I'm a dexterous fucker.
00:43:14
Speaker
Part of me was hoping you would fail it, so you dropped me.
00:43:18
Speaker
I think that's what Jordan was hoping for, too.
00:43:21
Speaker
He picked my best skill, to be fair.
00:43:25
Speaker
Okay.
00:43:26
Speaker
So you are hunched over Courtney.
00:43:30
Speaker
You are able to protect her from the nothing else that's happening right now.
00:43:35
Speaker
And you're also able to keep your footing, unfortunately.
00:43:41
Speaker
And you make it to the window.
00:43:43
Speaker
Now what's your plan?
00:43:45
Speaker
He is going to start putting Courtney through the window feet first, lifting her over the shards of glass to Kevin.
00:43:52
Speaker
Okay, and Kevin did say that he was waiting on the other side to help.
00:43:58
Speaker
Okay, let me see here.
00:44:02
Speaker
Roll.
00:44:03
Speaker
I want you both to roll me some athletics.
00:44:21
Speaker
I failed mine.
00:44:23
Speaker
I got a 74 out of 60.
00:44:25
Speaker
No, I need... You're the one being handed.
00:44:30
Speaker
I need Dash and Kevin to both roll me athletics.
00:44:35
Speaker
That was a 55 on a 50.
00:44:37
Speaker
No!
00:44:38
Speaker
I got a 50 on a 50.
00:44:43
Speaker
You were doing so well, Dash.
00:44:46
Speaker
I try and help, and the dice are like, nah.
00:44:48
Speaker
Nah.
00:44:51
Speaker
Not a bra as you hand Courtney's feet out through the window.
00:44:56
Speaker
Kevin, you are still really fucking beat up from the glass, but you are able to kind of shake it off.
00:45:05
Speaker
I mean, you got this you got this tough guy act that you have to keep going with.
00:45:08
Speaker
You know, you got a bro.
00:45:10
Speaker
Yeah.
00:45:11
Speaker
You know, this shit ain't affecting you.
00:45:13
Speaker
You're able to kind of shake it off.
00:45:15
Speaker
You grab Courtney's feet.
00:45:17
Speaker
And as you go to grab Courtney's feet, you pull a little too hard and Dash is not able to carefully hand her through the way that he wanted to.
00:45:34
Speaker
Pivot, Dash.
00:45:36
Speaker
Pivot!
00:45:37
Speaker
Dash drops Courtney with her head at the windowsill almost through.
00:45:43
Speaker
And as he drops her,
00:45:46
Speaker
One shard of glass goes through the base of her skull.
00:45:49
Speaker
Jesus fucking Christ.
00:45:52
Speaker
And Courtney is dead.
00:45:53
Speaker
And now I'm going to say something interesting.
00:45:56
Speaker
I need Nick.
00:45:58
Speaker
And I need Breck.
00:46:01
Speaker
And I need Matt to remove your headphones.
00:46:05
Speaker
Oh, hell no.
00:46:06
Speaker
He's actually doing serious things now.
00:46:17
Speaker
You killed me.
00:46:19
Speaker
I did.
00:46:19
Speaker
How dare you.
00:46:21
Speaker
But here's the fun thing.
00:46:22
Speaker
Are you ready for this?
00:46:24
Speaker
Sure.
00:46:25
Speaker
I can trust you as a role player.
00:46:26
Speaker
Yes.
00:46:29
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:30
Speaker
Excellent.
00:46:32
Speaker
Because here's what's going to happen.
00:46:33
Speaker
Okay.
00:46:34
Speaker
Courtney.
00:46:34
Speaker
Courtney has been dropped.
00:46:35
Speaker
She has a shard of glass through the back of her head.
00:46:38
Speaker
Uh huh.
00:46:39
Speaker
Okay.
00:46:41
Speaker
Courtney is dead.
00:46:45
Speaker
There's blood all down the window.
00:46:48
Speaker
She's her soul has left her body.
00:46:51
Speaker
But you know what's funny about the soul leaving the body?
00:46:54
Speaker
No, it makes room for something else.
00:46:57
Speaker
Oh no.
00:46:59
Speaker
So Melanie, for what everybody else knows, Courtney didn't die.
00:47:05
Speaker
because Courtney is going to get back up.
00:47:08
Speaker
But what they don't know is you are now playing evil Chris in Courtney's body.
00:47:16
Speaker
Okay.
00:47:18
Speaker
So your goal now is to help me kill the rest of them.
00:47:24
Speaker
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
00:47:26
Speaker
however you want to.
00:47:28
Speaker
Oh, geez.
00:47:29
Speaker
Oh, geez.
00:47:30
Speaker
You can play it as, oh, I'm Courtney and it didn't kill me and I'm fine.
00:47:35
Speaker
Or you can play it as you get up and the first thing you do is attack Kevin.
00:47:40
Speaker
I don't care.
00:47:41
Speaker
You can do it however you want.
00:47:43
Speaker
But our goal is to let not a single player walk away from this.
00:47:47
Speaker
How many hit points does Kevin have?
00:47:49
Speaker
Kevin has one.
00:47:52
Speaker
Kevin has one.
00:47:54
Speaker
Dash still has ten and one freebie.
00:47:57
Speaker
And Jason has three.
00:47:58
Speaker
Okay.
00:47:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:47:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:48:01
Speaker
All right.
00:48:03
Speaker
I'm going to get everyone back.
00:48:05
Speaker
All right.
00:48:16
Speaker
Gash who's back?
00:48:24
Speaker
Finish the song.
00:48:25
Speaker
Quit playing Baldur's Gate 3.
00:48:30
Speaker
I know it's what you're doing.
00:48:32
Speaker
I'm going to leave this in the episode so you're real fucking confused.
00:48:36
Speaker
I'm going to be honest.
00:48:37
Speaker
I wish I had a computer to play Baldur's Gate.
00:48:39
Speaker
It looks like so much goddamn fun.
00:48:41
Speaker
I want to play so bad.
00:48:44
Speaker
I am totally getting it for PlayStation when it comes out next month.
00:48:48
Speaker
Oh, I am definitely getting it for PC because I very much want to see in high definition the fucking flame chick.
00:49:01
Speaker
I have already picked out my waifu.
00:49:05
Speaker
Oh, there he is.
00:49:06
Speaker
I just sent him the text too.
00:49:10
Speaker
Okay, so now that you're all back.
00:49:14
Speaker
Hey, I got a text.
00:49:20
Speaker
You guys see blood, brain matter, other bodily fluids, the spinal fluid, everything come from this wound.
00:49:34
Speaker
This shard of glass went straight up through the back of her skull, and Kevin, as you see this happen, you just kind of drop her feet.
00:49:44
Speaker
And her feet hit the deck.
00:49:46
Speaker
And she's just hanging there by her head.
00:49:49
Speaker
Kevin runs to the edge of the deck and starts puking.
00:49:53
Speaker
Not because it's creepy, but because he drank a lot already.
00:49:56
Speaker
A little column A. A little column B. He's also still at one health, so he's not feeling the greatest.
00:50:03
Speaker
And you guys know without a doubt that Courtney's dead.
00:50:08
Speaker
But then something weird happens.
00:50:11
Speaker
Oh.
00:50:12
Speaker
Courtney moves.
00:50:14
Speaker
Courtney?
00:50:16
Speaker
With that, Courtney kind of like sits up and rubs the back of her head a little bit and pulls out the sardeglass and then just looks back at Dash and is like, I thought you were good at this.
00:50:31
Speaker
You... I've never tried to push someone out a window before.
00:50:37
Speaker
Usually it's just downstairs.
00:50:39
Speaker
But how... I... Nope.
00:50:43
Speaker
And he just turns around and walks towards Jason.
00:50:46
Speaker
Courtney gets up and walks towards Kevin.
00:50:48
Speaker
Kevin's still puking.
00:50:51
Speaker
She places her hand on the back of his, like, on his back.
00:50:55
Speaker
And she's got a weird, like, calmness about her, even though she's lost an arm.
00:51:01
Speaker
I was going to say, you did say that you have the glass in your hand still.
00:51:05
Speaker
Yeah, places her hand on his back.
00:51:07
Speaker
Does that shock me?
00:51:09
Speaker
I don't expect to hear her talk back.
00:51:13
Speaker
Um, yes, but what would be, what would really be Kevin's response?
00:51:18
Speaker
If he's throwing up, he's probably still kind of leaning over the railing, right?
00:51:23
Speaker
Yeah.
00:51:24
Speaker
Yeah.
00:51:25
Speaker
So, yes, you're shocked, but you're still just trying to kind of catch your breath.
00:51:29
Speaker
He, like, reels back.
00:51:34
Speaker
Courtney kind of has...
00:51:36
Speaker
A weird look on her face, and she, as he's, you know, puking, takes the glasses in her hand and tries to plunge it into the back of Kevin's neck.
00:51:48
Speaker
Ah!
00:51:52
Speaker
Okay, so... I will say... Kevin can go ahead and roll me alertness against Courtney's spell.
00:52:08
Speaker
I regret walking away now.
00:52:13
Speaker
Yeah, because you don't see any of this happening.
00:52:16
Speaker
81 out of 50.
00:52:17
Speaker
I got a three out of 10.
00:52:21
Speaker
Damn.
00:52:24
Speaker
So Kevin has no idea that this is happening.
00:52:28
Speaker
And Kevin, you only have one hit point left, right?
00:52:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:52:33
Speaker
Okay.
00:52:33
Speaker
So Courtney, tell me how you kill Kevin.
00:52:38
Speaker
So as she raises her hand up, the glass that she had pulled from the back of her head, she takes and she slams it into the back of his neck and then slices it from side to side to sever the spinal cord.
00:52:51
Speaker
That's cool, dude.
00:52:56
Speaker
She kind of just lets out a maniac chuckle giggle thing and walks away.
00:53:04
Speaker
And Kevin is dead.
00:53:07
Speaker
And I'm not going to make you guys take your headphones off for this part.
00:53:10
Speaker
So, yeah.
00:53:13
Speaker
So, Kevin, I'm sorry that you did not live through this through this mini campaign.
00:53:22
Speaker
You don't have to take your headphones off or anything.
00:53:24
Speaker
You're obviously welcome to sit for the end of this.
00:53:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:30
Speaker
Lily is looking on his microphone.
00:53:32
Speaker
I didn't expect to survive this camp.
00:53:35
Speaker
Well, I mean, when I started off telling you guys that you were all going to die, that's pretty fair.
00:53:41
Speaker
Right.
00:53:42
Speaker
So we'll smash cut back inside.
00:53:45
Speaker
Okay.
00:53:47
Speaker
We'll smash cut back inside.
00:53:50
Speaker
We got Dash and we got Jason.
00:53:54
Speaker
What is going on, man?
00:53:55
Speaker
You got me sitting on the floor.
00:53:56
Speaker
Then all of a sudden, y'all go to the window that I've been trying to get out of here.
00:54:00
Speaker
What's going on?
00:54:01
Speaker
Dash just slumps against the island next to Jason and snatches up the vodka bottle and goes to take a drink.
00:54:08
Speaker
That's not really an answer, bro.
00:54:12
Speaker
Like, what's going on over there?
00:54:15
Speaker
Well, I dropped Courtney in the window.
00:54:20
Speaker
And you can imagine what happened.
00:54:22
Speaker
And I didn't have my voice there because I had alcohol in me.
00:54:27
Speaker
And she died.
00:54:31
Speaker
and then stood up and walked it off.
00:54:35
Speaker
Apparently, I don't know.
00:54:38
Speaker
I just, I hit a puck, I skate, I punch people.
00:54:42
Speaker
I don't do anything else.
00:54:46
Speaker
I'm not even all that pretty, if I'm being honest.
00:54:49
Speaker
Are you sure she died?
00:54:54
Speaker
I don't know.
00:54:56
Speaker
I mean, if she got up and walked, she's obviously not dead.
00:54:59
Speaker
Zombies aren't real.
00:55:03
Speaker
Wait, wait a minute.
00:55:05
Speaker
And Dash turns to Jason.
00:55:06
Speaker
Wait a minute.
00:55:07
Speaker
After everything we've seen in the past, I don't know, fucking 20 minutes, you're going to stop at zombies.
00:55:14
Speaker
Really?
00:55:17
Speaker
That's where the line is drawn.
00:55:20
Speaker
I'm just saying you could be wrong.
00:55:22
Speaker
Help me up.
00:55:22
Speaker
Help me up.
00:55:23
Speaker
And I like put my hand on your shoulder, just trying to push off of you to start trying to stand back up.
00:55:32
Speaker
Sure, whatever.
00:55:33
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At this point, I, whatever.
00:55:35
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And he slowly helps you up, just keeping one hand on the neck of the vodka bottle.
00:55:41
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Just taking it with him.
00:55:43
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Okay.
00:55:43
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Are you standing up with Jason?
00:55:47
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Yes.
00:55:47
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He would help him up and stand up himself.
00:55:50
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Okay.
00:55:51
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How, so you helped him up.
00:55:53
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How are you getting up?
00:55:55
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Me?
00:55:56
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Yes.
00:55:57
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Explain to me hand placement, leg placement.
00:56:00
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How are you getting up?
00:56:03
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So he would have stayed on the ground and helped Jason up by kind of pushing up on his arm hand and then would have just stood up, probably gotten to his knees, one hand on the floor, kind of pushed himself up.
00:56:19
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Okay.
00:56:20
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Facing towards the window, ready to fucking do whatever it is we're going to do.
00:56:23
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Okay.
00:56:25
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Okay.
00:56:26
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So I'm guessing I see the carnage that was her falling on the shattered glass window.
00:56:32
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You see the blood?
00:56:34
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All right, so we're getting out of here now then, right?
00:56:37
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Like, her and Kevin, they're outside.
00:56:40
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Let's go, let's get in the car, and let's get out of here.
00:56:43
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Right as you're about to go out the window, Courtney comes running over, and she has a look on her face of fear, and
00:56:53
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Kevin's dead.
00:56:55
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He wouldn't stop throwing up and then he started throwing up blood and then he's dead.
00:57:02
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Go, go to the car, to the car, to the car.
00:57:04
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And I'm going to climb out the window.
00:57:08
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Dash just shrugs and like, oh, just give him a minute.
00:57:10
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I'm sure he'll pop up like you did.
00:57:12
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I don't fucking know anymore.
00:57:17
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Alright, roll me athletics, Jason.
00:57:21
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Athletics.
00:57:22
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I like that one.
00:57:25
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Oh, on the floor.
00:57:26
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Doesn't count.
00:57:28
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I love the sound of the tiny dice.
00:57:32
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I got a 100.
00:57:35
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Yes!
00:57:39
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Hold on, hold on.
00:57:39
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Before you continue, I want to look and see what the one on the floor rolled.
00:57:42
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Okay.
00:57:44
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It would have been a 33.
00:57:45
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Okay.
00:57:47
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Well, that would have been a crit success.
00:57:51
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That is disappointing for you.
00:57:53
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Quite.
00:57:55
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So, as you get to the window, you see.
00:58:02
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So let me ask this real quick.
00:58:04
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What is Courtney doing?
00:58:05
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Because as of right now, Courtney's directly on the other side of the window.
00:58:08
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Are you going to help him through?
00:58:11
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Are you going to stand aside so that way he can get out?
00:58:13
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No, no.
00:58:13
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What are you going to do?
00:58:14
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She's going to push him back in.
00:58:17
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Nah, uh-uh-uh.
00:58:19
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He crit failed.
00:58:20
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I get this one.
00:58:22
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That's what she'd be standing there to push him back in, is what I'm saying.
00:58:26
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Like, to be like, oh no, you don't need to go see Kevin.
00:58:30
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Like, he's dead.
00:58:31
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There's nothing to... Okay.
00:58:33
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I don't want to see Kevin.
00:58:34
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I want to get to the car.
00:58:37
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I don't think that's a good idea.
00:58:38
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If Kevin's out here puking blood and died, I don't think we're safe out here as much as we are safe in there.
00:58:45
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Okay.
00:58:46
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So, Jason, I'm sorry to do this to you.
00:58:51
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No, you're not.
00:58:53
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With a crit one, or with a crit fail.
00:58:55
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With a 100 crit fail.
00:58:59
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You go to push past Courtney.
00:59:04
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Okay.
00:59:05
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Yep.
00:59:06
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You kind of put your arm out to kind of get her out of the way.
00:59:08
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You are frantically trying to get out of there.
00:59:10
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You spot Kevin's body.
00:59:14
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on the other side of her against the railing.
00:59:17
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And as you are trying to get out the window, you misjudge it and your foot catches the windowsill and you fall face first onto the deck and break your neck.
00:59:36
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And that's the end of Jason.
00:59:38
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Now all that's left is Courtney and Dash.
00:59:45
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Oh, Dash.
00:59:47
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Yes?
00:59:49
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Courtney steps over Jason's dead body and into the house.
00:59:57
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You see, as she does that, the glass that's still in the window completely just digs into her and she pays absolutely no mind.
01:00:07
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Well, Courtney, you seem to have gained a few scratches, but don't
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01:00:12
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seem to care.
01:00:12
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I'm... Oh, damn it.
01:00:16
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And he's going to whip the vodka bottle at her.
01:00:19
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Just completely unprovoked, just full-on not caring.
01:00:25
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Okay.
01:00:27
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You whip the vodka bottle, and you see Courtney continuing to just slowly walk towards you.
01:00:37
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And as the bottle sails through the air, she lifts her one remaining arm and just kind of flicks her wrist.
01:00:45
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And you see the bottle midair just change trajectory and just harmlessly fly off to the side.
01:00:53
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You really think that could hurt me?
01:00:56
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Well, I mean...
01:00:58
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He did die on a window, so anything's possible at this point.
01:01:04
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I'll be back.
01:01:04
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And he takes off towards the bedroom.
01:01:06
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Okay.
01:01:07
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You have to go through the carnage that is the living room to make it to the bedroom.
01:01:14
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Fuck.
01:01:14
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I forgot about that.
01:01:18
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He does not go for the bedroom.
01:01:19
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He turns and dashes for the dining room.
01:01:22
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For the dining room.
01:01:23
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Okay.
01:01:23
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That is connected to the kitchen.
01:01:25
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Okay.
01:01:25
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Yes.
01:01:26
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Okay.
01:01:27
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You can make it there, no problem.
01:01:30
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What exactly is in the dining room?
01:01:32
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It's your typical dining room.
01:01:33
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There's a table, six chairs.
01:01:36
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The table has like a vase with some fake flowers in it because, you know, real flowers die and we can't have that in a vacation home.
01:01:43
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It's also got a I don't want to say chandelier, but it's like kind of like a hanging light fixture over the table.
01:01:52
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Okay.
01:01:52
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Just your typical dining room.
01:01:54
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Is there any windows or doors besides the one he came in?
01:01:58
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Yeah.
01:01:59
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There'd be a couple windows facing outside, and I'd say there would even be like a sliding glass door over there.
01:02:05
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Dash, as he runs in, is going to pick up two chairs and hold them in front of himself and just charge the glass sliding door.
01:02:15
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As he's doing this, Courtney's walking to the kitchen to grab a knife.
01:02:18
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So Courtney grabs a knife.
01:02:20
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No problem.
01:02:20
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I'm not going to make you roll anything for that.
01:02:22
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I am, however, going to make dash roll.
01:02:31
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Um... Strength?
01:02:33
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There's so many things that I want to call here because, like, dexterity to hold the chairs out in front of you and not, like, you know, like, keep them in line.
01:02:42
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A 50-50 to see if the glass breaks.
01:02:45
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You know, like, I have a lot of things I want to...
01:02:48
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You can't run from me forever, Dash.
01:02:53
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Go ahead and yeah, we'll just do it all under the umbrella of strength.
01:02:58
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Go ahead.
01:02:59
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All right.
01:03:03
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Ha ha.
01:03:04
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That is a 33 on an 85.
01:03:07
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I get to do something.
01:03:09
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You do get to do something.
01:03:11
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You do.
01:03:13
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I know it's not live, but you know, I need to do something.
01:03:18
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I mean, you never know.
01:03:19
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You still have your one avoid death that I promised you for some stupid fucking reason.
01:03:23
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Because you almost killed me and Nick in the first 15 minutes of recording tonight?
01:03:29
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Yeah.
01:03:30
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Incorrect.
01:03:30
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He did kill me.
01:03:32
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He killed me too.
01:03:33
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Okay, so.
01:03:38
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You killed me.
01:03:40
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I don't know what you're talking about, Kevin.
01:03:44
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Uh, you have the chairs out in front of you.
01:03:47
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I'm gonna guess you're hanging on to the head of the chair and you have the feet facing the windows.
01:03:53
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Uh, no, he is grabbing the feet at like the front of the part of the chair where your legs would go and holding the backs up to try to kind of block the glass in case it explodes again.
01:04:06
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Okay.
01:04:07
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I thought you were using the chairs as like a battering ram, not as a shield.
01:04:12
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No, he is fully intending to just full body tackle the sliding glass door with the chairs as like a shield.
01:04:19
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Just bear hugging the legs, which is why I said strength.
01:04:23
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There's no dexterity here.
01:04:24
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He's just full on charging.
01:04:28
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Okay.
01:04:30
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All right.
01:04:32
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You know what?
01:04:32
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I do want you to roll me a dex, though.
01:04:38
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Can Courtney be moving closer to him as he's attempting to ram these doors?
01:04:44
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I'm going to say you picked up the knife, but I want to resolve this first because it's
01:04:51
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It's not time that Dash is deciding what to do.
01:04:55
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It's time that I'm deciding what I want Dash to roll.
01:04:59
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He's already committed to picking up the chairs and running.
01:05:01
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I'm just trying to figure out how story-wise that's going to happen.
01:05:06
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So you're kind of paused with the knife in your hand, like just pulling it out of the knife block right now as I'm trying to figure out what's going on with Dash.
01:05:14
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Okay.
01:05:16
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But as soon as he starts to run towards the door, yes, you can resume walking.
01:05:20
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Okay.
01:05:24
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That is an 86 on a 90.
01:05:29
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So you are going to run.
01:05:30
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The glass is going to shatter.
01:05:33
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You are able to keep your footing and you are outside.
01:05:40
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The moment he steps outside and is past the doors, he drops the chairs and just keeps sprinting straight.
01:05:47
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hopping over anything that's in front of him, just gone.
01:05:51
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Full dash action.
01:05:53
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Full dash action.
01:05:54
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So you dropped the chairs that you were bear hugging.
01:05:58
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Yes.
01:05:59
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Athletics.
01:06:01
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He would try to drop them to the side.
01:06:06
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God damn it.
01:06:07
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That is a 52 on a 50.
01:06:11
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So you drop the chairs, you try to drop them off to the side, but one of them hits like all four feet on the ground, then falls.
01:06:22
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And your legs get caught up in the legs of the chair and you trip and fall face first into the banister.
01:06:28
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I want you to take five points of damage as the banister comes up and hits you directly in the chest and knocks the wind out of you.
01:06:41
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Ready or not, here I come.
01:06:44
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Fuck off, you spooky bitch.
01:06:47
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I have to say, I didn't plan that.
01:06:54
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You said that, and it was the first thing that popped in my mind.
01:07:00
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I love it.
01:07:01
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Fuck off, you spooky bitch.
01:07:06
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Dash is just going to throw him over the banister that attacked him.
01:07:10
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throw himself over it and just straight into the woods.
01:07:14
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There are no woods.
01:07:15
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You're at a beach.
01:07:16
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We're at Lake Erie, aren't we?
01:07:17
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Superior?
01:07:18
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Yeah.
01:07:20
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I thought it was Erie, yeah.
01:07:22
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It is Erie, and you said the beach was in the other direction.
01:07:25
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Didn't you?
01:07:27
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I thought we were at a cabin in the, like, on the beachfront, and the woods are behind us.
01:07:35
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No, there is no woods.
01:07:39
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The beach was out the back of the house.
01:07:42
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The way I had it figured was basically everything that's happening right now is on the backside of the house.
01:07:49
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The front door is on the other side.
01:07:51
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The front door would be like where the living room would walk in.
01:07:57
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You're in the opposite corner where the dining room is at.
01:08:00
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Lovely.
01:08:04
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That being said, because you did have to take a minute to...
01:08:09
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to kind of catch your breath before flipping yourself over the banister.
01:08:16
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Yeah, the railing, I was going to say, but yeah, the banister.
01:08:20
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Courtney, are you still just keeping up a walk?
01:08:23
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No, she's chasing after him at this point.
01:08:25
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You're chasing after him.
01:08:26
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So I will give you one opportunity to attack before he's able to flip over.
01:08:34
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Okay, what do I need to roll?
01:08:37
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You have a knife, so melee weapons.
01:08:40
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Don't worry, if she kills you here, you do still have your one free.
01:08:43
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Don't die.
01:08:46
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For her running through the remnants of the glass door, would I hear her coming enough to try to roll dodge?
01:08:54
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Roll it at a disadvantage, but yes.
01:08:57
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Because you are still very winded from falling face first into the banister.
01:09:03
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That's it.
01:09:03
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What do you want me to roll for disadvantage?
01:09:06
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For disadvantage, you roll the big number twice.
01:09:09
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It's a 19 out of 30.
01:09:10
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Okay.
01:09:13
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So, like, you roll the 10 spot twice, not the one spot.
01:09:17
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And then you take the higher of the two.
01:09:19
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Oh, okay.
01:09:20
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That is a 27 and a 27.
01:09:22
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Okay.
01:09:22
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Oh, so you rolled 22 times in a row?
01:09:24
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Okay.
01:09:35
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Yes.
01:09:35
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Nice.
01:09:39
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That is all my luck right there, so I'm not fucked.
01:09:43
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Where is dodge?
01:09:44
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I know I have 30.
01:09:45
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Okay, so I made it.
01:09:48
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Okay, so you are able to dodge out of the way.
01:09:51
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Yes, I get to live for at least another 30 seconds.
01:09:55
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At least.
01:09:56
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What is your dexterity, Dash?
01:10:00
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Uh, 90.
01:10:01
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What is your dexterity, Courtney?
01:10:04
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75.
01:10:04
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So Dash would be slightly faster.
01:10:07
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Okay.
01:10:09
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Just trying to figure out how the rest of this is going to play out.
01:10:11
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So Courtney, you go to stab down into Dash's back as he is face first on the banister, but he's able to dodge out of the way just in time and your knife plunges into the banister.
01:10:25
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Is it stuck or can I pull it out?
01:10:30
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Given your current state, you can get it out of the banister with no problem.
01:10:34
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Okay, cool.
01:10:36
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But as you're pulling it out at the banister, Dash flips over down into the sand.
01:10:42
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I was gonna say something in her creepy voice, but I don't remember what it was now, so yeah!
01:10:52
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I guess she's just gonna kind of laugh and hop over the banister with ease.
01:11:01
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and continue to chase after him.
01:11:04
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Okay.
01:11:05
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Dash does a mental coin flip as he's moving and sprints straight towards the water.
01:11:11
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Okay.
01:11:14
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And as he hits it, the moment it's up to his, like, hips, he just dives in and starts just pounding waves, swimming as fast as he can.
01:11:22
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Okay.
01:11:24
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Courtney, what are you going to do?
01:11:26
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Hold on.
01:11:28
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Dash is thinking to himself, oh, I'm so glad I was able to get all those swimming lessons and father's pool.
01:11:34
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This is, this is, well, I don't know anymore.
01:11:39
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Plus, you know, the fact that your pursuer only has one arm.
01:11:45
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And is holding a knife.
01:11:46
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Yeah.
01:11:46
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Mm-hmm.
01:11:50
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He hasn't thought more than get in the water.
01:11:52
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He doesn't know anything else he's going to do.
01:11:54
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So, you know, I don't really know what you want me to do.
01:12:01
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Because he has one arm and like you said, a knife.
01:12:06
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Basically, so you just run to the edge and just watch him swim away.
01:12:13
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OK, so here's what I want to have happen.
01:12:16
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Matt, you still have your headphones on, right?
01:12:19
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Yes, I'm here.
01:12:22
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Okay.
01:12:23
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I want Nick and I want Breck to take off your headphones.
01:12:28
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Oh.
01:12:37
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If I remember correctly, your body's pretty fucked.
01:12:43
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Yeah.
01:12:44
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Okay.
01:12:47
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But...
01:12:48
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For this current chase, your body is in better condition than Courtney's.
01:12:53
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Okay.
01:12:54
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If you haven't guessed yet, Courtney's possessed.
01:12:59
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Yeah.
01:13:00
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Yeah.
01:13:01
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So what's going to happen?
01:13:03
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Courtney, Evil Chris decides that there's nothing more that he can do with your body.
01:13:11
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Okay.
01:13:12
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And he vacates Courtney.
01:13:17
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and leaves her body in a crumple on the beach.
01:13:25
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And with that, he possesses Heaven.
01:13:30
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And Kevin, you are able to get up and chase after Dash.
01:13:36
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Okay.
01:13:38
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So with that being said, I will get everyone else back and we will continue the scene.
01:13:49
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As you are swimming out, Dash, are you keeping an eye on Courtney at all?
01:13:56
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Oh, God, no.
01:13:57
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He is just pounding his arms and legs, just full tilt.
01:14:05
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He is going to start angling to the left a little bit, but he's just going for it.
01:14:11
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Okay.
01:14:11
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He figures the more distance, the better.
01:14:15
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Okay.
01:14:17
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As you are swimming, you are breathing heavy.
01:14:22
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You're just trying to get the fuck away from there.
01:14:27
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And something sounds weird.
01:14:31
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You hear a muffled thump.
01:14:36
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And then you hear what sounds like somebody hauling ass across the beach.
01:14:46
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and then a splash into the water behind you.
01:14:49
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The moment Dash hears a splash, he's going to take a deep breath and dive under and then just immediately start swimming very hard left.
01:15:02
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There is a swim roll if you want.
01:15:05
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Yeah, go ahead and roll that.
01:15:07
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And I also want Kevin to roll me alertness.
01:15:16
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And Kevin, your alertness can be at a plus 20.
01:15:18
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Well, that doesn't help.
01:15:22
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94 on a 70.
01:15:22
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That is an 18 on a 60.
01:15:27
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Okay.
01:15:32
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So, Kevin, you are just pounding out towards Dash.
01:15:39
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And you kind of lose him for a second.
01:15:41
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Okay.
01:15:44
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Dash, give me a d100.
01:15:47
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72.
01:15:55
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That's how many seconds you were able to hold your breath at this rate.
01:16:00
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Okay.
01:16:01
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So you're able to make it pretty far.
01:16:04
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But eventually, you have to come up for air.
01:16:10
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Yes.
01:16:12
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Yes.
01:16:14
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And the moment that you do, Kevin is going to clock you.
01:16:19
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And he will continue his pursuit.
01:16:22
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Dash is going to, the moment he comes up, orientate himself to land and just start swimming as hard as he can for it.
01:16:30
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Towards land?
01:16:31
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Yes.
01:16:33
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Okay.
01:16:34
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Kevin, you see this and you just start hauling ass towards him.
01:16:42
Speaker
Are you wanting to say anything or do anything in particular as you're going after Dash?
01:16:50
Speaker
I'm going to go underwater.
01:16:52
Speaker
Okay.
01:16:53
Speaker
Roll me a... Well, you know what?
01:16:54
Speaker
No, I'm not going to make you roll me a D100.
01:16:57
Speaker
You're just underwater.
01:16:59
Speaker
Dash, roll me an alertness.
01:17:00
Speaker
A 50 on a 50.
01:17:03
Speaker
You notice that the splashing behind you stops.
01:17:07
Speaker
Uh...
01:17:09
Speaker
God, would he stop?
01:17:10
Speaker
No, he's so far panicked, it's not even funny.
01:17:13
Speaker
He just keeps swimming, if not harder.
01:17:15
Speaker
He is going to see if Courtney's in front of him on the beach.
01:17:20
Speaker
Courtney is collapsed on the beach, yes.
01:17:25
Speaker
Collapsed on the beach?
01:17:27
Speaker
Yes, she is.
01:17:30
Speaker
It looks like she just lost consciousness and fell whatever way her body fell.
01:17:36
Speaker
Okay.
01:17:36
Speaker
Okay.
01:17:36
Speaker
Does Matt, I have a question for you.
01:17:39
Speaker
Did Kevin pick up the knife?
01:17:44
Speaker
No.
01:17:45
Speaker
Okay.
01:17:49
Speaker
I want you each to roll me a just a D10, not a D100, just a D10.
01:18:01
Speaker
I roll a 10.
01:18:03
Speaker
I also wrote a 10.
01:18:06
Speaker
Okay, roll off, roll them again.
01:18:08
Speaker
Roll a five.
01:18:12
Speaker
That is a one.
01:18:14
Speaker
Okay.
01:18:15
Speaker
As you are swimming towards land, all of a sudden you feel a hand around your ankle.
01:18:23
Speaker
Dash is going to remember his self-defense training.
01:18:27
Speaker
Take a deep breath and like pull his leg up to him, either pulling himself to whatever's on his ankle or pulling it up and just blindly go for the face, trying to get his fingers and eyes.
01:18:40
Speaker
Okay.
01:18:41
Speaker
Roll me a... I'm going to say...
01:18:48
Speaker
You've been pushing yourself hard during the swim.
01:18:52
Speaker
So I want you to roll me, we'll say unarmed combat, but I want you to do it at a negative 20.
01:18:58
Speaker
Do I even have that?
01:19:02
Speaker
Unarmed combat is automatically a base 40.
01:19:05
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:19:06
Speaker
Oh, and I do have that.
01:19:09
Speaker
So I have something in it.
01:19:11
Speaker
Oh, I'm in hockey.
01:19:12
Speaker
Of course I have that.
01:19:14
Speaker
That is a 36 on a modified 50.
01:19:17
Speaker
Okay.
01:19:18
Speaker
So you are able to connect to the face and the grip around your ankle tightens.
01:19:25
Speaker
He is just straight in like thumbs and fingers in his eyes.
01:19:29
Speaker
Okay.
01:19:32
Speaker
And Kevin, what are you doing during all this?
01:19:36
Speaker
I'm trying to pull him down.
01:19:39
Speaker
Okay.
01:19:41
Speaker
Roll me Opposed Strength.
01:19:48
Speaker
90 on an 85.
01:19:50
Speaker
That is a 92 on an 85.
01:19:54
Speaker
So I guess since you both failed... Will we still be just stuck fighting with each other under the water?
01:20:06
Speaker
Yeah.
01:20:08
Speaker
Yeah, I'm not going to punish either one of you off of that one since you both failed.
01:20:12
Speaker
Quite spectacularly too.
01:20:14
Speaker
Yeah.
01:20:20
Speaker
So, Kevin, you are still trying to pull him under.
01:20:22
Speaker
Dash, you are still fighting for your life.
01:20:25
Speaker
Roll me a... I have a quick question.
01:20:30
Speaker
How deep is the spot we're at?
01:20:31
Speaker
Because I was going towards the beach.
01:20:35
Speaker
I'd say about... You're still 8 to 10 feet.
01:20:41
Speaker
So we wouldn't be close to the bottom?
01:20:46
Speaker
You'd be getting there.
01:20:49
Speaker
I said you could hold your breath for 70 something seconds.
01:20:52
Speaker
Yes.
01:20:53
Speaker
Excellent.
01:20:55
Speaker
59 of them have expired already during this struggle.
01:21:01
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:21:02
Speaker
You were going to say something about rolling.
01:21:05
Speaker
I was going to have you roll the D 100 to see how much time had passed, but I just did it.
01:21:10
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:21:11
Speaker
Um...
01:21:12
Speaker
still remembering his self-defense training, he is going to go for Kevin's thumb, the weakest of the fingers, and just start twisting it to the side to hopefully get his ankle out.
01:21:22
Speaker
Okay.
01:21:25
Speaker
Roll me an opposed power.
01:21:28
Speaker
Power?
01:21:30
Speaker
Yep.
01:21:35
Speaker
12 out of 65.
01:21:39
Speaker
I swear to God, it's a 12 on a 75.
01:21:40
Speaker
Roll off.
01:21:41
Speaker
64 on a 65.
01:21:41
Speaker
Oh, fucking.
01:21:41
Speaker
A power, a 65.
01:21:43
Speaker
Two on a 75.
01:21:43
Speaker
With it being opposed, a two loses to a 64.
01:21:46
Speaker
Yeah.
01:21:49
Speaker
Yeah.
01:22:08
Speaker
As you go for the thumb, you look down, and this is the first time you actually make eye contact with Kevin.
01:22:16
Speaker
And you see something really weird, like his eyes don't look right.
Underwater Struggle
01:22:24
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I mean, I did have my thumbs in them.
01:22:26
Speaker
True, true, true, true.
01:22:29
Speaker
But they're emanating a kind of energy, and...
01:22:36
Speaker
you kind of feel this warmth envelop you.
01:22:39
Speaker
Like, Dash, it's okay.
01:22:44
Speaker
Just stop fighting, man.
01:22:45
Speaker
It's okay.
01:22:48
Speaker
And it's calming.
01:22:49
Speaker
It's really, really calming.
01:22:51
Speaker
And it takes you a minute, but you don't even really register that you're underwater anymore.
01:22:57
Speaker
It's just, you know, you're tired from all the swimming.
01:23:01
Speaker
You have this calming feeling.
01:23:03
Speaker
This is your bro, man.
01:23:05
Speaker
Everything's alright.
01:23:08
Speaker
Everything's okay.
01:23:09
Speaker
And you think for a second, maybe... Maybe I should stop fighting.
01:23:16
Speaker
Maybe I... It is okay.
01:23:19
Speaker
Maybe I should just rest a minute.
01:23:21
Speaker
And I want you to roll me a d10.
01:23:23
Speaker
Eight.
01:23:24
Speaker
Eight.
01:23:26
Speaker
Eight more seconds expire.
01:23:28
Speaker
I want you to roll me a constitution.
01:23:30
Speaker
Or a power again would be fine.
01:23:33
Speaker
But I want you to roll me a power at a negative 40.
01:23:35
Speaker
You want power again?
01:23:38
Speaker
Yep, at a negative 40.
01:23:40
Speaker
That is a 31 on a 35.
01:23:43
Speaker
So as you have about five seconds left, your lungs are screaming for oxygen at this point.
01:23:53
Speaker
You are pulled.
01:23:54
Speaker
At this point, you're about eight feet underwater.
01:23:58
Speaker
So, you know, one good solid kick would get you to break the surface, but you're still in Kevin's grip, but you're able to kind of snap out of it.
01:24:09
Speaker
You got about five seconds left before you lose consciousness being underwater.
01:24:15
Speaker
What do you do?
01:24:17
Speaker
As Dash feels himself hit the bottom, he scrambles around for a rock that's under there, because I'm assuming there's rocks at the bottom of a lake.
01:24:27
Speaker
Mm-hmm.
01:24:28
Speaker
And just picks it up and brings it down as hard as he can on the wrist holding him.
01:24:34
Speaker
And then just swims for the surface if he lets go.
01:24:37
Speaker
Okay.
01:24:43
Speaker
You are underwater, so you're not able to swing it as hard as you would like to.
01:24:46
Speaker
Because, you know, resistance of being underwater and all that.
01:24:51
Speaker
I will say, roll me a melee combat or melee weapons.
01:24:57
Speaker
Do you have anything in melee weapons?
01:24:59
Speaker
Because that's going to justify what I give you a negative on.
01:25:04
Speaker
Just the base 30.
01:25:06
Speaker
OK, roll it at a negative 10.
01:25:14
Speaker
Come on, see if it even does enough damage to do anything.
01:25:17
Speaker
Come on, dice.
01:25:20
Speaker
Oh, apparently I'm not supposed to talk to my dice.
01:25:23
Speaker
That is a 99.
01:25:23
Speaker
So as you swing.
01:25:27
Speaker
You are not able to do like to swing it hard enough to actually get any damage done.
01:25:37
Speaker
And you lose consciousness.
01:25:39
Speaker
You're not dead yet.
01:25:42
Speaker
This is your freebie.
01:25:45
Speaker
You're not dead yet.
01:25:46
Speaker
Okay.
01:25:49
Speaker
Kevin, now that you see that he has lost consciousness, do you let go?
01:25:55
Speaker
Or what do you do?
01:25:57
Speaker
No.
01:25:59
Speaker
I'm tracking deeper, bro.
01:26:02
Speaker
I am going to... Since it's not fair to be like, yeah, you get a freebie.
01:26:09
Speaker
Nah, just kidding.
01:26:10
Speaker
You're dead anyway.
01:26:15
Speaker
Roll me a constitution.
01:26:19
Speaker
Brick.
01:26:19
Speaker
Okay.
01:26:20
Speaker
Okay.
01:26:26
Speaker
You know, now the dice are being nice.
01:26:29
Speaker
That is a 21 on a 70.
01:26:32
Speaker
In a last ditch fight or flight moment, you wake back up.
01:26:37
Speaker
And I will say, Kevin, you are startled enough to let go that he actually woke up.
01:26:44
Speaker
You have 10 seconds to make it to the surface.
01:26:50
Speaker
Otherwise, you will drown.
01:26:54
Speaker
The moment he feels that Kevin lets him go, he twists to put his feet on the bottom of the lake and just kicks up as hard as he can, just pushing up.
01:27:06
Speaker
Okay.
01:27:07
Speaker
Roll me a swim.
01:27:10
Speaker
Do you have anything in swim?
01:27:11
Speaker
Okay.
01:27:14
Speaker
Like I said, he had his father's pool.
01:27:16
Speaker
That is a 60 and swim.
01:27:18
Speaker
60 and swim.
01:27:19
Speaker
Roll with a negative 20 because you are exhausted.
01:27:23
Speaker
That is a 38 on a modified 40.
01:27:27
Speaker
Okay.
01:27:29
Speaker
I am going to... Since you passed that, I am going to let Kevin roll in...
01:27:43
Speaker
See, this one's hard.
01:27:44
Speaker
Do you have anything in swim, Kevin?
01:27:47
Speaker
Yeah.
01:27:48
Speaker
What do you have in swim?
01:27:50
Speaker
Roll it at a negative 10.
01:27:52
Speaker
Uh, no.
01:27:53
Speaker
He passed it.
01:27:54
Speaker
Roll it at a negative 20.
01:27:54
Speaker
It's a 16 on a 40.
01:27:59
Speaker
16 on a 40, and you did a 39 on a 40, or a 38 on a 40, or something?
01:28:03
Speaker
Yes.
01:28:03
Speaker
38.
01:28:04
Speaker
Okay.
01:28:06
Speaker
You are able to get out of his clutches, and...
01:28:11
Speaker
with just seconds to spare, make it to the surface.
01:28:14
Speaker
So you inhale, you get a nice deep breath, you're coughing, coughing up water, you are fucking exhausted, and you're still probably about 100 feet from the shore.
01:28:30
Speaker
And Kevin is still directly below you, trying to get you back underwater.
01:28:35
Speaker
So I knew this was probably going to happen at some point,
01:28:39
Speaker
But I'm in the middle, well not the middle, but I'm in a lake.
01:28:43
Speaker
I literally have no option except to slowly doggy paddle towards the shore.
01:28:49
Speaker
I have nothing.
01:28:52
Speaker
Nothing but water.
01:28:54
Speaker
Okay.
01:28:56
Speaker
So is that your way of saying you give up basically?
01:29:00
Speaker
I mean, he's gonna try, but he's running on fumes at this point.
01:29:06
Speaker
He's given everything.
01:29:09
Speaker
Kevin dashes above you trying as much as he can to slowly limp his way to shore.
01:29:20
Speaker
What do you do?
01:29:22
Speaker
I grab him.
01:29:23
Speaker
Just going to grab him and pull him under again.
01:29:25
Speaker
Oh yeah.
01:29:28
Speaker
You're so creative, Kevin.
01:29:29
Speaker
Nine and 12.
01:29:31
Speaker
Okay.
01:29:31
Speaker
Roll.
01:29:40
Speaker
I guess oppose strength, but you're going to roll it at such a disadvantage.
01:29:45
Speaker
What's your strength dash?
01:29:46
Speaker
85.
01:29:48
Speaker
Okay.
01:29:50
Speaker
Roll it at negative 40.
01:29:50
Speaker
Come on.
01:29:54
Speaker
56 out of 85.
01:29:58
Speaker
No, not even, not even close.
01:30:00
Speaker
87 on a modified.
01:30:02
Speaker
Would you say minus 40?
01:30:03
Speaker
Yeah.
01:30:05
Speaker
It's like a 45.
01:30:08
Speaker
So he is able to grab you and pull you under again.
01:30:11
Speaker
Some Freddy Krueger shit.
01:30:13
Speaker
Not Freddy Krueger, but Jason Mourney's.
01:30:16
Speaker
And I'm going to say, because Kevin's not getting any disadvantages, he's basically just going to pull you under and just bear hug you until you stop struggling.
01:30:32
Speaker
As Dash goes underwater, he's just going to start screaming why.
01:30:37
Speaker
As you start screaming why, it's muffled, it's underwater, your consciousness is kind of starting to go in and out.
01:30:47
Speaker
You hear a voice in your head, and the voice in your head basically says, Why?
01:30:53
Speaker
Ha ha ha.
01:30:58
Speaker
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
01:31:02
Speaker
And you, my boy, are the egg.
01:31:06
Speaker
Dash's last thought is, oh, an omelet sounds good right now.
01:31:15
Speaker
And
Conclusion and Teaser
01:31:16
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with that, Dash drowns.
01:31:20
Speaker
And Kevin, you are at the bottom of the lake.
01:31:27
Speaker
You're holding on to Dash.
01:31:29
Speaker
You feel the life leave his body.
01:31:33
Speaker
You walk slowly towards the shore.
01:31:39
Speaker
Just pulling Dash along with you.
01:31:43
Speaker
And you look at the bodies of everybody.
01:31:47
Speaker
You see Dash's drowned body as you emerge from the water.
01:31:51
Speaker
You see Dash's drowned body that you're holding on to.
01:31:54
Speaker
You see...
01:31:57
Speaker
the broken remains of Courtney lying on the, on the shoreline.
01:32:03
Speaker
You look up at the house and you see Jason with his neck broken, laying on the deck and you just smile.
01:32:17
Speaker
And you think back to the prison that you have been stuck in for a millennium.
01:32:26
Speaker
Just that stupid fucking table.
01:32:33
Speaker
And you were finally able to get that goddamn ceiling fan to come down and break you out of your prison.
01:32:41
Speaker
And it is now time to wreak some havoc.
01:32:46
Speaker
And that's where we're going to end this little mini campaign.
01:32:51
Speaker
Kevin will be back.
01:32:56
Speaker
Dash will remember this.
01:33:00
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Hey, everybody.
01:33:01
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Nick here.
01:33:02
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A little bit of a different outro.
01:33:04
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I think you know us by now.
01:33:06
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Our Q&A thing.
01:33:07
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We need a couple more questions.
01:33:09
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01:33:10
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01:33:14
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We'd love to talk about it.
01:33:16
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After this outro is something a little special.
01:33:18
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We made some new friends and we can't wait to tell you all about it.
01:33:22
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Stay safe and we'll see you in two weeks.
01:33:32
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01:33:39
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With your long forgotten name, we call upon you.
01:33:41
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We call upon you.
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In the words of the unspeakable language, we call upon you.
01:33:47
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We call upon you.
01:33:48
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01:33:55
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01:33:57
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01:34:04
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