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Speaker: Hello and welcome to episode number 57 of Just Shillin'. I am one of your hosts, Sean Hoffman. And I am another one of your hosts, Andy Bell. And today we're going to mix it up.
Speaker: ah We have got two very special guests. ah Repeat guests, I may add. ah We have Mr. Kevin Garbutt and Mr. Chris Hall from the scruffy-looking podcasters who are going to join us in this quiet time, or this, should we say, this multimedia or pop culture lull that we're finding ourselves at the moment to do do something a little bit different.
Speaker: Gentlemen, how are you doing? Kev, are you doing, buddy? Pretty good, mate. I'm all right, mate. How is everyone? Excellent. Excellent. And Chris, how are you, mate? All right, all right, you've signed.
Speaker: Can't complain, mate. Shit talk. Happy to be here. Yeah. All the best. Cheers. Thanks for having me. See you later. Hey, give me three rings, mate. ah Excellent.
Speaker: So in typical tradition, because we've got guests on, we're not going to do a normal repertoire of ah spending the first hour of the of the of the pod talking about ah what we've been consuming and our and um what's been going on. We're very quickly going to go around the table and and ah and um Check out what's hot, what's not, what's got people excited, what they've been up to, what they've been consuming, what they're really buzzing about um in their world.
Speaker: So, Sean, buddy, how's your week been, mate? Oh, I get to go first. Alrighty. So not a lot has happened. I'm going to try do it quick because I do i want to i want to try to squeeze in a little story.
Speaker: um I do not have a two-person sauna yet, even though I really, really want one. i'm trying to I'm trying to convince the other half to do it. What I am glad about, though, is I'm glad that those who listened to the episode are now getting their personalized ads on the internet messed up and they're getting advertised two-person saunas.
Speaker: So that's cool. Shout out to Turbo. um Madison's parents were here, or Madison's dad was here for a while with some friends, so we did a lot skiing. Madison took a nice fall. She may have torn her ACL, she may not have, we don't know yet. We'll find out. So that's... but she's She's pushing through it, being a trooper.
Speaker: Pushing around the house, so yeah, there's that. ah My Turtles Mondo frame fell immediately off the wall and the frame exploded, so I gotta redo that again. It's been a hell of a week.
Speaker: is the is the painting so Is the poster itself okay? Oh yeah, yeah that it's totally fine. Yeah, but the frame, just pieces everywhere. And it was loud, it was so loud. It sounded like a bomb went off.
Speaker: Was this middle of the night? No, it's middle of the day. Oh, that's what makes that's what makes it worse. because Because at least at nighttime or in the morning, so like since I'm in a snowy area, they do avalanche control.
Speaker: And so in the morning, we'll hear big booms going off because they do like mortar rounds into the sides of the mountains to make the snowfall. ah ah And so we're used to that. But in the middle of the day, it's like...
Speaker: what is What is going on? What the hell was that? Yeah, what the hell was that? And it's huge. But the thing that's been the most interesting part of my week has... So a little story time.
Speaker: ah Back in 2016 when The the force awakened when Force Awakens was announced, I really wanted to be in the 501st, and there was a company called Anovos that had started up, and they did a pre-order for Stormtrooper Armor.
Speaker: If anybody's familiar with that whole company and everything about it, I did not get that armor until 2023. twenty twenty three ah that You could do the math, 2016 to 2023. That company went out of business. There was a whole whole slew of things going on with it.
Speaker: Finally arrived um after the Rubies and NECA guy bought bought them out and did all stuff. But two days ago... Well, I haven't built it yet because life got in the way and stuff.
Speaker: But two days ago, a box showed up on my porch... ah With a complete set of armor minus the helmet and boots and stuff another set of armor showed up on my porch and like what the hell is this?
Speaker: Why why is this here? What what happened? So I bring it inside and I put it I put it on the floor and Tell Madison about it. I'm like, well, I don't know what this is where it came from said did somebody send it to you? I'm like, I don't know why somebody would pay a bunch of money to send me this arm So yesterday I'm standing by the, standing downstairs talking to Madison, and I see the UPS guy pull up, and I'm like, dude, how funny would it be if they delivered another box of armor?
Speaker: Like, and and she's like she's like, you should probably go out there and apologize to him for the one yesterday. And so I just laugh it off, and I'm talking her. Then, like, five minutes later, like, I open the door to do something, and lo and behold, there's another box of armor on my front porch. Oh, my gosh. What? What the fuck?
Speaker: So I'm telling you, this box is like four feet by like two feet. It's a huge box. So now I have three sets of the Force who Awakens armor. I only paid for one, and I'm hoping...
Speaker: ah It's actually kind of humorous. I'm kind of waiting for the UPS guy to show up today to see if I get a fourth. But I will... Because if I do, i' but the UPS guy is going to feel like he's losing his mind. But yeah.
Speaker: I don't know why I keep getting shipped to The Force Awakens. If you're familiar with the backstory... Like, I'm sure they're just, like, checking emails and being like, and send this guy one, send this guy another one. They're just blindly trying to catch up on 10 years of back orders.
Speaker: But it's hilarious because now I have just boxes of an incomplete The Force Awakens Stormtrooper armor piling up in my house. Well, if you get four, then and we're all right, aren't we? Is it team? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. How in the hell am I going to get it over there? I have no idea, mate. These boxes are massive. and maistics I don't know. But you sticks. I'm like, hey, can you just can you just reroute this?
Speaker: it's kind of It's almost as big as this dumb HasLab ghost box behind me. like They're just huge, so just keep stacking them up. like If a fourth one comes, I'll just get another one. You ain't got four of them, are you?
Speaker: No. No. No, I do not. No, I don't. Maybe. Who knows? what Maybe I'm... I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe, I kind of have... I'm kind of watching outside all day. I'm like, let's see if he comes. Let's see if the EPS guy comes, but... I've just thought, Sean.
Speaker: I've just thought, Sean. I ain't got a wedding outfit, and you've got lots of armor.
Speaker: You've got, you've got what? A hundred, 14 weeks, a hundred days or what was it again? so you've not all what to spar If you've got spare, got two spare, that's definitely enough for grooming best man.
Speaker: is It is, isn't it? That's definitely. especially yeah Especially after I've been told not to do anything Star Wars whatsoever. was going to say. yeah From the ride. So this is perfect.
Speaker: This is perfect. So just to be clear, this is the raw blank like the raw parts from the injection molding. So you need to come over early. and build it and then you can like unless you're just gonna like wear raw injected plastic so do you only get certain parts then sean do just get sense or is it like chest plates arms legs or is it what what is so the the originally i bought like the whole kind of package where it comes to the helmet the boots yeah the inner inner linings the gaskets all that stuff
Speaker: this The boxes that keep arriving is all of the the white pieces, all of the plastic. Okay. It's got some of the inner pieces, all the belts, boxes, bits and bobs, like basically all the white stuff and some of the and underneath.
Speaker: ah But no helmet and no boots and no gloves. But everything else. And it's... Like, you think, oh, that's i could I can picture that in my head. No, you can't. It's like, take all that and double it. That's how many pieces are there.
Speaker: And there's just, it's so much. it's like the And like, the fuck? It sucks that they're so they're so big. I'm like, how am I going to, like, move this? Like, I can't throw it Facebook Marketplace and be like, anybody want to box a box of raw armor? Like, in the in the middle of South Lake Tahoe in the mountains? Like,
Speaker: i don't know. It's funny. don't know what gonna do with So we'll see if a fourth one arrives today. But that's that's the story I've been really wanting to get out. Like because i'm I'm in the middle of It's like, is it over? Am I still? Is it just getting started? Who knows?
Speaker: I just got visions of every day. Every day you just keep getting, it just fucking builds up and builds up. like some It's like I'm trying to slide in my head. it like At what point in time do I just go out in the driveway and go, no, no no more.
Speaker: Stop. i cannot that cannot take anymore. It's like when you get, like if you get money accidentally deposited into your bank account, it's like at what point in time does like the does the bank get pissed at the person? you're Like wait what are you doing to keep getting this app? Why do you keep getting money deposited into your account? It's like, I don't know. You guys just keep shipping them to me.
Speaker: So, fuck. I live in a parallel universe. I don't know what's going on. So, yeah. Yeah, amongst other things. Yeah, you definitely do. ah Kev, buddy, how has your week been? What have you been up to? It's been all right. It's been all right, mate.
Speaker: Like we just alluded to, wedding plans are kicking off, mate. ah we need We need some wedding suits, mate. So I've got the eye on this fucking Stormtrooper gear, mate. Just to... my
Speaker: but Yeah, we' we're ticking along nicely with that. We've got stuff booked and everything. um and so it's it's coming night it's coming quite well. um Media-wise, not a lot. I e did see the new Captain America film last night.
Speaker: Oh, and? we decide though we Without spoilers, without spoilers. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. I don't want to go... Obviously, the spoilers... I think this is ah like a personal... I think I'm genuinely done with Marvel films.
Speaker: I've just... Look, that I've tried my absolute, absolute best with this phase of Marvel, but I just don't think the films are any good anymore. And what I like with the original phase until Infinity War and Endgame was every film seemed to like have a little bit piece of a puzzle and it was all like... Leaded to Thanos and the Infinity Stones.
Speaker: And... look, this is me. I'm not consuming all the media now and all the TV shows. And I'm like, I just don't think I care anymore. You know, Mackie was fine.
Speaker: You know, he was pretty decent. this That's it all. that Word on the street is that this was the last film that they wrote with like the an old style of process.
Speaker: And then Thunderbolts is like the the new writing process. So I'm interested to see those two and like compare them to see if like it kind of can rekindle some of whatever's been lost with the most recent stuff.
Speaker: Funny mention, i sure I did have a look at things like afterwards and apparently this film went through like five rewrites because they can just, you know, that the original one was kind of, they didn't think was very good. So they had another rewrit and another one. And it's just like, I genuinely could tell because it was kind of like some bits were okay and some bits were really funny, then other bits were a bit clumsy and a bit clunky and didn't work at all. And it was a real sort of mismatch of a movie.
Speaker: um And, I've got right, Grumpy, because going to a cinema these days, I'm not joking, what is wrong with cinema audiences these days?
Speaker: Do you get it? Because literally people... Yeah. Like, I had two people next to me, I swear and I'm not making this up, on the phone all the way through that movie.
Speaker: Yeah. And I had to actually tell somebody, if you're going to be on your phone, can you turn the brightness down? It's like people talking, just people... Oh, just gets worse anyway. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker: Other than that, not much. um i um I am doing a David Lynch film rewatch because he was my favourite director. I was devastated beyond words when he died.
Speaker: So I decided I'm going to do like a film a week. I'm going to consume. I'm up to, well, the next one is Blue Velvet. I just watched June again, um which is quite...
Speaker: Weird watching that when you watch the feeling of you Dunes. It's just like, holy shit, the difference. i Because I no i love Lynch, but that Dunes a mess. um um So I'm doing one of those. Blue Velvet's going to be my next one.
Speaker: um but That's about it. That's about it. Nothing else. Nice. Drastic to... Yeah, that's me. Nice, nice. Chris, Chris Vell. Yes, mate. What have you been up to, buddy?
Speaker: How's your week been? All right, all right. Just had a couple of days off. with It's half term here at the minute, so kids are off this week. Just had a few days off.
Speaker: Yeah, mate, yeah. what I went to a... Well, this was at the request of the kids. We went to a cat cafe yesterday. Ooh, nice. um wo As a dog person.
Speaker: LAUGHTER
Speaker: It was an experience, but the kids loved it. The kids loved it. So that's all that matters, isn't it? is a yeah you know the Do you know the story of why I have two cats, Chris?
Speaker: I don't know. ah So I'm umm a dog person. always grew up a dogs. matt was or Madison was a cat person, so we compromised and got two cats.
Speaker: That's it Sounds like a good compromise That's a good compromise mate Yeah That's where we're at days and That was alright That's my That's thrown me out I went axe throwing the other day Andy Oh you did It's fantastic It's fun isn't it Yeah, it was all right. I was absolutely shy, but it was good fun.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I must admit, when I went, I kind of thought, yeah, there's I'll be like, I don't know, I'll i'll be a natural to this. And I was absolutely rubbish.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah, so did I. Walked in there, like, with my Czech shirt on, my fucking badass beard, and thought, stick an axe in my hand. I'll get my tats out, roll my sleeves up, I'll look fucking nails.
Speaker: Absolute shit, I was. Absolute shit. Better with a paintbrush in my hand. Mate, I did execute the time. well How did Cheryl get on with it? Uh...
Speaker: We'll talk about that off air. yeah she that she She was really good, mate. she's really good let's say She was I'm feeling for that. Let's just say she she was she was better than me.
Speaker: Yeah. Which wouldn't have been hard. But, yeah, we didn't take the kids because, obviously, im I'm not going to put an axe in Jackson's hands ever. So...
Speaker: so
Speaker: ah Decided it was just a date and I've been wanting to go for ages And we we went on date night And it was good fun and What have I i've been watching Just the same as always just Lots and lots of Rubbish horror films From the 80s Late 70s The Carpenter Deep Dive continues You know what I'm going to ask you Don't you?
Speaker: i've so I've not watched it yet, Andy. I've still not watched it. All right. All right, I'll lay off. The thing is, Mrs. H each absolutely cannot stand Kurt Russell.
Speaker: Oh, wow. I did not know that. She's got this... I don't know why. She can't even explain it. She's just got this deep thing where he just makes her feel, like, really icky. Right. and
Speaker: So... it was ah It was a task to get her to watch The Thing. She did really enjoy The Thing though. But yeah, we've not watched Escape from New York yet. But I did watch On My Own when she wasn't in um Big Trouble in Little China the other day. Nice. and Nice. and Somehow, I'd never seen that film before.
Speaker: I don't know why, because I've got friends that it's like their favourite movie ever and quote it all the time. But it's just one of them films that eluded me. I think if i'd watched if I'd have watched that film an impressionable age that a lot of the films I watched have had a massive impact on me, I think it would have been up there. But watching it for the first time in...
Speaker: some parts that a bit questionable in this... Yeah. We talked about that, didn't we? It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was 1980s, mate. Completely accepted. Yeah. All good.
Speaker: and But, mate... ah Netflix made this big deal, didn't they, with fucking wwe WWE. So I've just fell down this bastard hole. Oh, mate. I'm back on that wrestling train, mate. Excellent.
Speaker: Royal Rumble was a few weeks ago, and now it's lead up to WrestleMania. So I'm just, um but but I'm like 12 in my head. So watching a lot of wrestling, watching a lot of horror films.
Speaker: Yeah. you know You're not harming anyone, mate. That's absolutely fine. It's a good week. I'm all right. Also, the other day, Sean Olias, I did a bit of dry brushing.
Speaker: Yeah. Yes. who I mean, if we can ever, ever. and The Drybrush is one of those robots that I've been building for about three years, Sean. that we Every time we catch up and talk crafting, I'm still working on. But yeah, one of them's got a lot along than last Yeah.
Speaker: than last time so If we can ever wrangle Ed ever again, maybe we should get to get to him. Bossard, rest in peace. I was going to say, I can feel a new episode of Just Crafting coming up.
Speaker: Definitely. Itching for it, yeah. yeah over the night we thought If we talk about it enough, it happens. yeah This is true. We'll manifest it. we've We've thrown out there now. so yeah Look in the mirror and say it three times.
Speaker: It will manifest. The universal. Do it. Ed Bossard. Ed Bossard. Ed Bossard. Ed Bossard. Sean is behind you. Holy shit. I mean, I do actually believe in like the universe listening because about three years ago on a drunken Skype call, Ed messaged me, DMed me while we were on the phone call and said,
Speaker: mate, do you think Emily's flirting with Kev? Could there be something happening here? And I was like, Evan, Emily, fuck off. Are you mental? Three years later, we we're planning in the wedding. yeah The universe read that message.
Speaker: Ed threw it out there. Are you mad, Ed? Are you insane, Ed? What are you talking about? Are you fucking mad? You don't have to wait another three years for an episode of Jeff's Grafton, though.
Speaker: Oh, no, mate. Yeah. Yeah, me neither. Me neither. Come on, Ed. Come on, Ed. Yes. I don't want to do that, Andy, but, and yeah. Excellent.
Speaker: So, I mean, I've... There are couple of things I got excited about this week, gentlemen, that came across me... Came across me, desk... came across me meet meet me desk um First of all, you already know this. got excited and came across your desk, mate. This is not the podcast. mate. I knew this was it's this This podcast has gone downhill since we were asking you.
Speaker: Rings of Power Season 3 confirmed. Oh, Let's have that. Rings of Power Season 3 confirmed And as an avid Tolkien fan Chris you've got to be happy with that Yes, mate. Well, I i sent you message, you know, i was like, you did. Well, excited for that.
Speaker: And it's a, have you read a bit about it? It's just significant jump in time from season two. Yeah. Oh, how far they're going? So they're going about eight years ahead.
Speaker: Oh, they're in the middle of, yeah they were rare it's the war of the elves. So no it's all, it's all, have an estimated release date. It'd have been about five years, wouldn't it? Fucking Bezos is spunking the water. I was scared. Yeah. And the other bit the other bit of yeah a bit of of of news was that Sigourney Weaver did an interview with Gaines Radolge. It's a bit of a weird have a weird publication to have an interview with. Maybe they're just re-reporting, I know.
Speaker: but she was talking about her role in the in the new um Mando and Grogu movie. And to put it, yes, Gawney Weaver's in the Grogu movie.
Speaker: You knew this, guys? No? No. Yeah. you know that, Jim? Yeah. She's got a role in it. Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. She's got a role in it, and she was kind of...
Speaker: in the In the interview, well then' I didn't read too much into it, but um she was kind of saying that you know her role is to kind of send Din Djarin on his way. it almost feels like she's replacing Carl Weathers.
Speaker: She's kind of... you know what I mean? She's like the the the the quest giver, as it were. um And that that's that's that that's my opinion. That's not that's nothing ah nothing in the article. But she was saying that kind of her role is to...
Speaker: is to is is is to set him up with the with it with with with his mission and stuff. So, um yeah, interesting. Interesting. I love a bit of Ripley in, well, love the idea of bit of Ripley in Star Wars. So, um yeah, I was quite interested when that article came across.
Speaker: Is it she in London at the minute? Isn't she performing on stage in London or something? Yes, I do. I think she is. Yeah, because she got... think she is. There was a thing I saw the other day where fucking protesters interrupted the show and ran on stage with just... She got walked off, yeah. She got walked off. It's like, yeah, I'm having none of that. Fucking Ripley, yeah, you don't fuck with Ripley. She'll fuck it, have you? No, you don't. Just, Jesus.
Speaker: You don't. you don't It's a bit a weird one as well. It's like protesting at a theatre event. You've got more chance of actually alienating people that would be typically inclined to your cause by doing something like that. She's a rad choice for Star Wars, isn't she?
Speaker: Fucking brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah mean i I'm excited, man. i mean i mean i' You think about Stella and Gru. um And, you know, and i listen to uniite You guys know that that the both Sean and I listen to you guys.
Speaker: and yeah And we know that how you feel about Skeleton Crew. And you think... Crap. They've had... really bad idea. Absolute show.
Speaker: ah ah They had... um I mean, they managed to wangle Jude Law. And now they've got Sigourney. Sigourney, yeah. This is getting really interesting.
Speaker: Really, are really interesting. I wonder, I bet they've got some more guest stars, obviously, sleeve for that film. We don't know. There'll be good like people that are just going to like have little parts or little... I wouldn't be surprised. I can't get any shit up.
Speaker: Yeah. wouldn't be surprised. Ed Sheeran. Oh! you are Oh, God. You're disgusting. oh yeah see Singing in as well, mate. Singing. again like you Singing a little tune in the fucking... With Grogu and Mando, mate. Fucking hell. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Like Coldplay at the Red Wedding. like
Speaker: and then in terms of And then in terms of what I've been watching, Lucy and I are burning through Yellowstone at the moment. Everyone keeps celebrating to watch this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we we haven't we haven't had a... It's been a while since we've had a show for us both the to get involved in. I think the last one was... Yeah, the last one was Shrink Him.
Speaker: Oh, what a series. Apple TV. What a a show. Brilliant series. What show. Apple TV is killing it. But anyway, um yeah, so we ended up um falling down the rabbit hole of of Yellowstone. And um so far, so good.
Speaker: I was a bit ah talking to Sean about it last week. We we we kind burned through season one quite quickly and i was a little bit. Hmm. OK, OK.
Speaker: I'll get into it. I'm on season two now ah and it's a lot better. it's its It seems to be accelerating a lot quicker. And, yeah you know, you that. How many episodes per season is it? think it's eight per season, eight per season, something that. That's doable, isn't it? It's doable.
Speaker: Yeah. It's doable, but it's five seasons. And then you've got the spinoffs as well. Yeah. You've the spinoffs. Yeah, you've got 1883, which is a year. that the Harrison Ford and Harold Miller one?
Speaker: No, that's 1923. Is that the 23? Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which apparently is superb. Apparently is superb. Anyway, yeah, so that's kind of... my week there's a whole bunch of other stuff that i need to talk to sean about next week because we're covering we're covering as a as part of the pod we're covering uh our our coverage of uh of severance and that is batshit absolute batshit crazy Again, Apple TV brilliance. But yeah, I'll pick that up with Sean next week now. It's the closest thing modern Lost that I've come across.
Speaker: Yeah. a modern take on Lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which moves us on rather nicely to um our next piece.
Speaker: And what we'd normally do, what we'd normally do is we'd choose a subject that is close to the heart and minds of our guests. And we'll talk about it. Are we talking about collecting part two? Let's go. Fuck it. And we do owe Kev and Chris a follow-up of our collecting discussion that we were having. The collector strikes back. And we will do that very, very soon. We'll all realize that very soon. Yeah, mate.
Speaker: Toy production's underway. Just give you some sizzle there, mate. let's gope Let's go. Let's go. but Oh, let's go. Anyway, what we did today. I thought week what we'd do instead is have a bit of a quiz.
Speaker: So over... Jeff loves a quiz. I love a quiz, mate. it I haven't failed something in a long time. I'm looking forward to this. but Oh, good God.
Speaker: ah For Christmas, i was I was bought the ultimate Star Wars quiz book. Over 1,000 questions comments to test your Star Wars knowledge.
Speaker: oh you know jump it and tell me as a fuck Oh, no. Star Wars quiz book. No, I hate Star Wars. I'm bloody going. If it's not that original trilogy, I don't want to do it.
Speaker: bloody Wow, funny you should say that. ah funny what is da What is Dave Filoni's preferred letter for his hat? So I've been sat on this book for a while, knowing that eventually we're going to come across quiet times and quiet times. And let's face it, it is a little bit quiet and put in in in and pop culture at the moment. It's, you know, there there's not a lot of new news going on.
Speaker: So I thought we'd use Kevin Chris's guinea pigs to see if we can actually pull something like this off. shit um And we're gonna we're gonna we're go have a gonna a go at it So what gonna do is i'm gonna read out gonna explain the rules Because I've had to um I've had to work this out well where well One way or another I've had to work this out Tell you what, lad I'm gonna explain it rules to that and Because I've got to, right Oh, brilliant ah a Right So each player
Speaker: So each player will be asked to choose their favorite movie, live action TV or animated show up to and including and or from 2022. So covers absolutely everything. This this book has got everything um in there.
Speaker: um Then will ask 10 questions on that question for every player to answer. So if it's Chris's choice, that doesn't matter. watch everyone Everyone will still eating answer question from from everyone will answer questions from that choice.
Speaker: So in other words, what i'm trying to do here is I'm trying to give everyone an advantage for one round because they're answering questions on... their favourite media, which hopefully they know the most about.
Speaker: But everyone will answer those questions. so ah So at the end of the day, you've got three people, ten questions each. Everyone will answer 30 questions in total.
Speaker: Then... my god, what's the name of you? they would oh ah but yeah
Speaker: Andy, i did i did i did you do i did burn through three body problems. This is our chaotic era right now. I will then read out the questions. the title will then read out the questions And each player will share their score with me at the end of each subject round. Now, this does rely... I can either do one of two things.
Speaker: I can either ask everyone the same question each time and you answer your question individually, or I trust you... And you tell me how well you did.
Speaker: You can trust us. I trust you. And you tell me, in the spirit of friendship, and in the spirit of sportsmanship, you tell me how well you did on that round.
Speaker: Then, then, i will introduce a shit or bust double score round. Ooh, I know what that is. at the end so in other words i will choose a subject myself for an additional 10 question round um and then at the end of the whole thing we'll count up all the scores and we'll work out whether this has been the worst mistake i've ever made in my life or whether it was actually quite a laugh that we should do again everyone happy with that so in other words it's 40 questions 40 answers
Speaker: And it's that simple. Now... what Now... Get out! that what who well What I haven't thought of is I haven't... Right, so this book... This is where I'm going to have to make this up on the fly.
Speaker: This book comes in each question, or each range of questions comes in three difficulties. Comes in Youngling, Padawan, or Jedi Master.
Speaker: Oh, shit. What I'm going to do, I'm going to make the decision because this is our first one. I'm going to choose youngling. So the middle one. And I'll be honest with you, even even in some cases, Jedi Master.
Speaker: then Do I get a point for calling out that youngling? Sorry, sorry, know sorry. Padawan, Padawan, Padawan, Padawan. So we're doing Padawan. Sean, you had to say something, Sean. We're doing Padawan.
Speaker: ah but And and that they're not... they're not that that i they these are this is These are not hard. So um don't worry about it.
Speaker: Let's see how we get on. I'm feel real dumb if I get these wrong. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Now, because i have i I didn't think of a way of working out the order of things, um I'm going to go in alphabetical order.
Speaker: And Chris Yes mate You're up first So please give me What what is your favourite And again I can I can choose from All the animation Don't you Don't you pick resistance You prick Droids Don't you dare I'm not going to pick I'm not going to pick Questions for a show I've not seen a single section them single section of So, Chris, tell me, yes what we're go we're gonna um bigger but you know i'm going to be asking you questions on what subject?
Speaker: Do you really have to ask? Come on. No, but i i'll I'll take it. For the sake of the the the listeners, the many listeners. All right, got Star Wars. I will take Caravan of Courage for ten questions, please.
Speaker: No, I won't really. I will take the greatest film ever made, The Phantom Menace, for ten. Please, let's go. The Phantom Menace.
Speaker: And an I'd like you to know that to communications disruption can mean only one thing. Invasion.
Speaker: Coruscant. The whole planet's city. Are we going to pass around a ah digital seal bibble for the winner? What do we win? What do we win, Andy?
Speaker: What do we got?
Speaker: oh gosh Cash. Actually, I do have something. i'll learn night i bet I've got something too we can I can throw in the pot. I know what you're going, Sean. I know what that... You've got loads of armor. It's not armor. It's not armor.
Speaker: If Chris wins, he'll get a load of fucking Stormtrooper gear. Okay, Christian Wall on the Padawan level. Question one. What is the name of the Sith Lord the Trade Federation have made a bargain with to invade Naboo?
Speaker: A. Darth Plagueis. Is it B. Darth Sidious? Is it C. Darth Bane? Or is it D. Darth Revan?
Speaker: I told you we were going to start this out quite easy. You didn't tell me there were no fucking EU shit involved in this. Yeah. well Fucking, it's not Jimmy on this show, you know. Question two.
Speaker: What kind of rolling droids did Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon battle on the Trade Federation ship? Are they A, Clankers? Are they Goks?
Speaker: Are they C, Droidikers? Or are they D, Astromechs? ah Multiple choice, dude. I got this. Yeah. Question three.
Speaker: Who is Queen Awadala's head of security? Is it A, Captain Tarples? That's fucking hell. Yes. Major Derlin.
Speaker: Is it C, General Draven? Or is it D, Captain Benaka?
Speaker: It's Rick from Holby City. It's... Question four. No more commands, Mother Highness. Which part of the Queen's ship gets damaged as it tries to break through the Trade Federation blockade?
Speaker: Is it A, targeting system? B, the life support? Is it C, the shield generator? Or is it D, the main engine?
Speaker: can hear that quote right now.
Speaker: Question five. but Little droid do it. Which... Near which settlement does the Queen's ship land on Tatooine? Is it A. Mos Espa?
Speaker: Is it B. Mos Eisley? Is it C. Mos Pelgo? Or is it D. Anchorhead?
Speaker: What'd you call me? I should have chosen the harder one, shouldn't I?
Speaker: Might make a decision at the end of it. We might make a to make a a short technical decision at the end of this. oh i'm sorry I'm starting to struggle. I was confident at first, but now i'm like, god i'm and I'm in trouble. Question six. How do you shut down a pit droid?
Speaker: And this isn't multiple choice. How do you shut down a pit droid? Hey!
Speaker: hey Question seven how much money does Qui-Gon offer to pay for replacement? hyperdrive Is it a ten thousand Republic credits is it B? 20,000 public word credits is it C? 30,000 Republic credits or is it D? 40,000 Republic credits
Speaker: Question eight, let me go mate. Send them again quick A, 10. B, 20. C, 30. D, 40. go
Speaker: Question eight. What is Anakin's mother's name? Shmi. B, Rio. C, Dedra. Or D, Val.
Speaker: What have I done? Questions? What have I done? Question nine. What piece of C-3PO has Anakin forgotten to add when Padamé first meets him?
Speaker: And question 10. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that not multiple a choice? No, it's not. Oh. Repeat the question, please. What piece of C-3PO has Anakin forgotten to add when Padme first meets him?
Speaker: it in ah In a car? have a feeling this is something you guys have a different name for over there. In a car, it's got oil. like What do you call the thing you pull out to check the oil in the car? What you call that over there? di A dipstick.
Speaker: Oh, it's called dipstick. ah It traverses oceans. cool Nice. question ten well apart Question 10. What else apart from a droid does Anakin tell Qui-Gon he is building?
Speaker: What else, apart from a droid, does Anakin tell Qui-Gon that he is building?
Speaker: Now, my question to you, gents, is, is this a little bit too easy? Should we go on to, should we scrap this and go on to the next one? We should score him first. Like, let's score him, and then so that I can tell you if it's too easy or not.
Speaker: No, no, come on, dudes. Come on. Well, you know how goes each round. ah It's up to you. You're you're making the rules. You're making the rules. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Let's keep it rolling, right? Let's just keep keep the goddamn thing rolling.
Speaker: Keep it rolling, and then we'll know for next time, because this is, I can assure you now, this is not a one-done. I'll see you, the fucking, what you've done here. Right, I've got this idea, Sean.
Speaker: Let's get them pair of twats on to fucking test it, and then we'll get someone good on next time. give We'll it again. We get we get it we get it Right. so Round two. In the alphabetical order.
Speaker: Kev. Me. What part of media... maybe made me media excitement do you want me to to debate ask questions you did do do know and that know that they they they know well what fucking most expensive posters everyone's ever bought mate come on mate return of the jedi come on mate let's fucking do this okay return of the jedi
Speaker: Ah, the wanky Chewbacca. Solo, a Star Wars story. You no see Jabba Wanka. Jabba's a what, mate? The wanky Chewbacca.
Speaker: but well And he's still frozen in carbonite. Thanks for that. Cheers. Last bit of expedition. You anxious golden chick.
Speaker: That guy's wise, mate. That guy's wise. That guy's wise. guys If that's not a question, mate, there's something wrong with this fucking question. Ooh. Okay. Padawan, returning to Jedi. Question one.
Speaker: What does the officer in charge of constructing the second Death Star tell Darth Vader he needs to complete the work? More time? yeah More men?
Speaker: More money? Or more materials?
Speaker: What does the officer in charge of constructing the second Death Star tell Darth Vader he needs to complete the work? More time, more money. Sorry. More time, more men, more money, more materials.
Speaker: Are those ABCD?
Speaker: They are ABCD. Okay. Right. This is a non-multiple choice question. What is the name of Jabba's Major Domo? What is the name though of Jabba's Major Domo?
Speaker: I don't know what a Major Domo is. Henchman. Second in command. second Second in command. that You know, see Jabba Wanker.
Speaker: yeah I could take him to Jabba now. ah
Speaker: He is no Jedi. Okay. Throw some Jedi masters in there, too. Sprinkle it around. how but Question three. How much does the bounty under demand from Jabba as the bounty for Chewbacca?
Speaker: How much does the bounty hunter demand from Jabba as the bounty for Chewbacca? Is it 25,000? B, 30,000? C, 50,000? Or 100,000? Easy, easy, Come on. 25, B, 30, 50, or D, 100? see fifty thousand or d one hundred thousand use easy easy come um a twenty five b thirty c fifty or d one hundred Yato, Yato, Yato!
Speaker: It's holding a thermal detonator! Non-multiple-choice question. What temporary side effect of the hyponation sickness does Han suffer after he is unfrozen from carbonine?
Speaker: What temporary side effect of hyponation sickness does Han suffer after he is unfrozen from carbonine? Same thing I suffer with every time I look at Kev.
Speaker: ah she Question five. five Which Jedi ability does Luke try and use to convince Jabba to release Anne? Non-multiple choice.
Speaker: Which Jedi ability does Luke try and use to convince jet Jabba to release Anne? Nevertheless. Nevertheless. You'll bring Captain Solo and the walkie to me.
Speaker: You could either profit by this or beat it. Question six. What kind of creature does C-3PO say lives in the pit under Jabba's throne? What kind of creature does C-3PO say lives in the pit underneath Jabba's throne?
Speaker: no multiple choice.
Speaker: Your mother-in-law... um
Speaker: but Quir, steady. and
Speaker: Question seven. What does Leah use to defeat Jabba? A, a change. B, a blaster. C, a knife. Or D, a lightsaber.
Speaker: A. Her chains, B. A blaster, C. A knife, or D. A lightsaber. Question eight. Which part of C-3PO is damaged by Jabba's jester, salacious Bikram?
Speaker: Which part of C-3PO is damaged by Jabba's jester, salacious Bikram? A. Finger, B. A leg, C. An eye, D. A foot.
Speaker: Finger A...
Speaker: Finger what, mate? Finger what? Finger A... Where are we closing? Leg B... I see... Dog... Foot, sorry... Dog... Foot D... Finger and dog!
Speaker: Finger and dog! I see you, finger and dog. Got it. I saw that version of that film as well. Fucking...
Speaker: Question nine. Complete the quote from Yoda. When blank years old you reach, look as good you will not. you Complete the quote from Yoda.
Speaker: When blank years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Speaker: but to so so This scene relates to one of my favourite memes, which is... so
Speaker: I never understood until I had children why Yoda just dies after listening to Luke's questions constantly. ah Okay.
Speaker: It's like, fuck this shit. Question 10. Peace out. I'm out here. No multiple choice. What is the name of the admiral in command of the rebel fleet during the Battle of Endor?
Speaker: What is the name of the admiral in command of the rebel fleet during the Battle of Endor? Oh, oh I'm not really sure on this one.
Speaker: You need some help, mate. You need some help?
Speaker: Right. edit it Moving on quickly. Oh, shit. Was it in charge of what? oh no Too late, mate. You fucked it up. You fucked it, mate. You cheating bastard.
Speaker: a yeah I can see you. Look at this. I'm not cheating. um I misunderstood the question. ah just went back over it in my mind. And now I've got the correct answer.
Speaker: All right. What is the name of the Airborne and Commander of the Rebel Fleet during the Battle of Endor? Yes. ah I thought he said yeah something else. Alright mate. all right Mate, if I didn't get this question... That's what I was thinking mate.
Speaker: Of all people. That's what was thinking mate. If you did not get that one. Seany Sean. and you guys Have you guys both seen Rebels?
Speaker: holly Come on. This is where I die on my arse. Yes. Let's do it, man. Let's do it. want to make sure people have at least seen it. i want I want to pick it if they haven't seen it. yeah It's my face's my favorite animation.
Speaker: right, then. Lego Star Wars. this get Let's get it. Let's do Rebels.
Speaker: Question one. Not multiple choice. Shit. On Star Wars Rebels at the Padawan level of difficulty. Question one. What is Zeb's full name?
Speaker: Yeah. Now we're not so confident. I'm fucked. Are we going for spelling or pronunciation? I don't care. where what is What is Zeb's full name?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Question 2. Hera tells Zeb and Ezra they can't return from their shopping trip on the Thole without which item?
Speaker: number a sorry Number A. A mylorum fruit, or meloum fruit sorry my loumru daily rush ji they had that one B, a shield generator.
Speaker: C, a new joy. Or D, a loft cat. So A, a melorum fruit. B, a field generator.
Speaker: C, a new droid. Or D, a loft cat.
Speaker: I've not got one of these yet.
Speaker: Question three. What name does Ezra use when he infiltrates the Imperial Academy? that that Is it Jai Kel? A. Is it B. Dev Morgan?
Speaker: Is it C. Nazroth Oleg? Or is it D. Mart Matin? So what name does Ezra use when he infiltrates the Imperial Academy as a cadet?
Speaker: Jai Kel? Dev Morgan? Nasroth Oleg? Or Mart Matin? It's not D. I know that much. Because I know what character that is. And who it's named after.
Speaker: No. No.
Speaker: Question four. Ezra's birthday. Kev is a Kev.
Speaker: Question four. Ezra's birthday falls on the same day as which other Imperial celebration?
Speaker: There's no multiple choice there. I'm afraid Kev. Ezra's birthday falls on the same day. I've just had a call from the family. I've got it i've got to go for an emergency, so I'll hang off. Okay, no problems. It's the same day as which other Imperial celebration?
Speaker: Question five. Who does Ezra make a deal with to help save Kanan after he is captured by Grand Moff Tarkin? Is it A, Hondo Anaka?
Speaker: Is it B, Lando Calrissian? Is it C, Azmorrigan? as morgan Or is it D, Cicatro Vizago?
Speaker: do
Speaker: Spelled C-I-K-A-T-R-O V-I-Z-Z, sorry, A-G-O Sicatro Vizago Just very very quickly repeat them Sorry because Who does Ezra make a deal with To help save Kanan After he is captured by Grandma Parking Is it A? a i just anddo anake Just give me that that'll do Sean Sean's got some Kanan vibes Going on tonight mate Yeah I'm loving it I'm loving that mate
Speaker: see Question well but six. six. Which town does Darth Vader order to be burned down to flush out the rebels?
Speaker: Which town does Darth Vader order to be burned down to flush out the wet rebels? This is not multiple. Multiple choice. Jesus. Jesus. Hold on. Elson.
Speaker: I put our butts, Elson.
Speaker: I wrote Ilkiston, mate.
Speaker: Oh, fucking hell.
Speaker: Oh, my God. It's not flushing out rebels, it's just flushing out scum. It's flushing out the shit, mate. Question seven. Which old friend who could help them from a new base does Ahsoka send the rebels to look for on Seelos?
Speaker: Which old friend who could help them find a new base does Ahsoka send the rebels to look for Seelos? Is this a small choice? Nope. Andy, just make three names up. Give me a choice.
Speaker: i pick yeah mallet Which old friend who could help them find a new base does Ahsoka send the rebels to look for on Seal? I ain't got a clue. Come on, Kev. That's easy.
Speaker: It's not. I'll give you a clue. It's the episode with ah with with big worms in it. Oh, what you saying that for?
Speaker: Come on. I think I got that wrong then.
Speaker: Question 8 Which bounty hunter used to be in the Imperial Academy with Sabine? Is it Ketsu Onyo? B. Dengar C. Aurasinghe was it D. Fennec Shand Which bounty hunter used to be in the Imperial Academy with Sabine? Is Ketsu Onyo?
Speaker: Spelt K-E-T-S-U O-N-Y-O Is it B. Dengar, C. Aurasinghe, or D. Fennecshan?
Speaker: Question nine, where does Sabine recommend using
Speaker: Excuse me. Where does Sabine recommend using as a hyperspace shortcut to Lothal? Where does Sabine recommend using as a hyperspace shortcut to Lothal? Is it A, Gorel? B, yeah, it is. Promise.
Speaker: A, Gorel? B, Otalon? Is it C, Concord Dawn? Or D, is it Eibar? That one. A, Loral, B, Otalon, C, Concord Dawn, or D, Eibar.
Speaker: I messed up, guys. I'm sorry. Yeah, me. Holy fuck. I think I've got one right. So I'm all right. One out ten. I've got question six, mate. I was expecting more of like a what was special about Ezra's lightsaber kind of questions.
Speaker: ah We'll get there. Question 10. No, you won't. Which of Anakin's qualities does Ahsoka tell Ezra people would have been surprised to know about? Which of Anakin's abilities does Ahsoka tell Ezra people would have been surprised to know about?
Speaker: A, his anger. B, his kindness. C, his clumsiness. Or D, his sense of humour. Which of Anakin's qualities does Ahsoka tell Ezra people would have been surprised to know about?
Speaker: A, his anger, B, his kindness, C, his clumsiness, or D, his sense of humour? Okay. So that goes to sand.
Speaker: So what I'm going to before we go into my round... We're going to do a bit bit of a tally on where we are at the moment, and I need you guys this once to answer me. Answer me in the best, in the nicest but possible way. Sorry.
Speaker: and ah'll Be honest with me, basically. Oh, I'll be 100% honest, I promise. I'll tell you what, what why don't we... Why don't we all answer the round that we chose and then the other two be honest?
Speaker: Yeah? No problem. and Oh. Yeah. that. That's a good idea, my friend. like that. A little bit of spice. little bit of spice. Eh? like that. I like it. and see if see if If that person doesn't know, then they like someone else can...
Speaker: Okay, Chris, you're round. Yes, mate. Yes. What is the name of the Sith Lord the Trade Federation have made a bargain with to invade Naboo? B, Darth Sidious.
Speaker: Excellent. Darth Sidious.
Speaker: Question two, what kind of rolling droids do Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon... C, Droidicist....that one...
Speaker: Question three. D, Captain Padakin. like
Speaker: Question four. Which of the Queen's ship gets damaged as it tries to break through the trend Trade Federation of Block 8? I was a bit iffy on this one, but I've gone for C, Shield Generator.
Speaker: Yeah, Shield Generator. That's what I picked as well.
Speaker: Correct. That little joint did it. well what were you What were you debating between? What was your... you remember? ah i can't remember what the other ones were. i just remember I felt a bit unsure.
Speaker: Because he's flying out in, he's a geogenerator's been hit. um Yeah. It's like, yes, yeah. Question five. Near which settlement does the Queen's ship land on Tatooine? A, Mos Espa.
Speaker: Mos Espa, yes. Excellent. Excellent. One wrong for me. Damn it. Question question six. How do you shut down a pit droid? You tap it on the nose. On the nose.
Speaker: How much money does Qui-Gon offer to pay for a replacement hybrid drive? I'm bit unsure about this. I've gone for A, 10,000. The answer 20,000. 20,000. twenty the up the answer is twenty thousand twenty The answer is 20,000.
Speaker: Damn it. Question 8. Did you get that, I did. I guessed i completely guessed on that, Mike. have no idea. Question 8. What is Anakin's mother's name?
Speaker: Shmi. A. Question 9. What piece of C-3PO has Anakin forgotten to add when Padme first meets him?
Speaker: Now, I was a bit unsure about this. Yeah, I... What did you do, mate?
Speaker: Because he puts his eye back in, doesn't he? put his eye. Correct. Yeah, I put his eye. Is that correct? Correct. Yeah, right. But there's also that bit where he realises he's naked and he's got no coverings. See, I put his skin, so I got down where I'm like, God damn it!
Speaker: And question 10, what else, apart from droid, does Anakin tell Kwaidon he is building? Padres. Fastest ever seen. Correct.
Speaker: So you, sir, have nine out of ten. Yes. Kev, how well did you do? Mate. Full house, mate. Fucking, promise you, full house.
Speaker: Fucking dweb. And Sean? Sean? What's that? You got 10? Is that what you said, Kev? I did. I got eight. I'm on that one. You got eight.
Speaker: Okay. It's going to change when we get to Rebels. No, it's not. but That's probably not. Round two.
Speaker: Round two. ah We have Return of the Jedi. TD Jedi.
Speaker: o
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: i'll be I'll be gutted if I get some of these wrong. and I know, mate. I think you've blasted this one. It's got to be... Right, what does... Number 10's got your name.
Speaker: What does... The officer in charge of constructing the second Death Star tell Darth Vader he needs to complete the work. More men. More men is correct. He asked the impossible. I need more men.
Speaker: Was that B? B. That was ah B. You're correct. Number two. What's the name of Jabba's majordomo? He is not Jedi. He is not Jedi. Bit fortuna.
Speaker: Correct.
Speaker: Question three, how much does the bounty under DeLong for Jabba as the bounty for Jabba? This is the one I might have got wrong, but I put 50,000. 50,000. 50,000 is correct. Yes. fifty thousand thousand fifty thousand right yeah 50,000 is correct.
Speaker: And his highness asks why he must pay 50,000. Because he's holding a temple detonator. ha.
Speaker: Question four. What temporary side effects of hibernation sickness does Han suffer after is unfrozen from carbonite? Blindness. I can't see. Oh, put erectile in. E.D. Blindness is correct. Excellent.
Speaker: excellent Which question five which Jedi ability does Luke try and use to convince Jabba to release an? My trick. You're mine.
Speaker: Well that's what can me boy.
Speaker: Okay question six. ah What kind of creature does C3PO says lives in the pit under the Jabba's throne? No the red core. The red core.
Speaker: Correct. ah like like okay guys said that oh I've definitely got all these last ones right. Yeah. on. I've put my right nut on it.
Speaker: Question seven. What does Leo use to defeat Jabba? A change. Eight. Correct.
Speaker: Question eight. Which part of C-3PO is damaged by Jabba's jester, salacious B. Crumb? Oh, my eyes are to help quickly.
Speaker: He's like he's in the room. He's like he's in the room. and Say that. Fucking Anthony Daniels. ah skiny as A skinny, annoying, anxious prick. it did Yeah.
Speaker: Complete the quote from Yoda. When blank years old, you each look as good you will not. 900. Correct.
Speaker: what is the name of the Admiral in command of the Rebel fleet during the Battle of Endor? Let's fucking go. Oh! Admiral.
Speaker: It's a trap. Admiral. 10 out of 10.
Speaker: Chris, how did you do, buddy?
Speaker: and I only got four. No, got 10 out of 10, mate. 10 out of 10. Sean, eat? 8 out of 10, you get it wrong, Sean?
Speaker: I got number one, I put time, and then on number three, I put 30K because I had all no clue. oh Nice. Now. Spicy.
Speaker: Probably the easiest of the... That's where everything goes downhill, boys....of the question rounds. I'm going to... This is going to be shite. Mate, if I've got this first one right, I'm going to flip out. I don't know where I'm going to... think I've got it.
Speaker: ah Yeah. I think I've got him. Don't ask me to spell it. i I'm not even confident that I got it. I think I've got it. because said does it Does it begin with O? I don't know.
Speaker: Part of it does. I'm trying find...
Speaker: I think I remembered his name. Here we go, Rebels.
Speaker: Right, Rebels is... Hang on, I'm just trying to find the answers now. He's no fucking Warwick Davis, is he? Doing Tenable. Come on.
Speaker: Right, I'm just trying to find the answers. so um you are ah You are terrible at Tenable. Off to the vote. Right, right. Question one, what is Zeb's full name? I put the artist. Zeb Aurelius.
Speaker: It's Aurelius, yeah. I put Aurelius. Now I've got here. I put Garazep Aurelius. Garazep Aurelius is his full name. Garazep Aurelius.
Speaker: Sorry, Sean. Look at this, dude. Look at this guy. Motherfucker.
Speaker: Garazep Aurelius. um' ah I'm probably gonna get a zero out of ten on this for sure. Question two. I think I've got one right. Question two.
Speaker: I'm not making that up. What a dude. Nice. What a dude. Question two. Hera tells Zeb and Ezra they can't return from their shopping trip on the fall without which item?
Speaker: I put Melu Ranfruits number eight. I put a fruit. A. Is it A? Correct. Correct. but Correct put field generate Didn't have a clue I just guessed When you held your paper up there I got a little nervous I'm like shit did get that wrong No Question three What name does Ezra use when he infiltrates the Imperial Academy as a cadet Dude, i this one threw me for a loop pretty hard because I'm like, I know some of those names, but I couldn't remember them.
Speaker: I put Jai Kel. I went Dev Morgan for a guess. I went Dev Morgan for a guess. The answer is Dev Morgan. Damn it!
Speaker: What a motherfucking guess.
Speaker: That was genuinely an absolute guess. I had no idea what that was. Question four. Ezra's birthday falls on the same day as which other Imperial celebration?
Speaker: I had a guess. what yeah I put Empire Day. I put Empire Day. That's the only thing I knew. Yes. and i yeah yeah Correct. Correct. Correct. was like, it seems too easy. Question five.
Speaker: I just lost the flip.
Speaker: Question five. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Goodbye. Who does Ezra make a deal with to help Kanan after he's captured by Grandma Thargan?
Speaker: I don't even remember what my guess was. I just put C because I don't i had no clue. I guessed A. Honda. Yeah. I guessed. No, no, no. The answer is Cicataro Vizado.
Speaker: Incorrect. What letter was that? I don't remember. D. D. Question six. Which town does Darth Vader order to be burned down? so out ah elkiton To flush out the red.
Speaker: So, I struggle. I i may struggle with all of these. The planet is Lothal, right? and So I just put Freetown. even know what the name of the towns the cities or towns were. I could be way off.
Speaker: It's the answer is Tarkintown. I don't remember that. i have I got half, right? got the town part, right? yeah Zero. zero Tarkintown.
Speaker: um Question seven. Which old friend who can help them find a new base did Ahsoka send the rebels to look for on Silas?
Speaker: Is that the one... um I put... I put wolf, but I meant like the, like the, the cold clone troopers, like Wolf and them. And Gregor, Wolf and Gregor. Oh, it dot so the, I guess Rex, because I didn't have a clue.
Speaker: So the answer is Rex. Oh, yes. fuck Come on. So the answer is Rex. However, so I have, I have all their names left there. right I'm going to give you half point there.
Speaker: I'm going to give you half a point there. but There it is. have you got Have you got Rex's neck? Yeah, I got Rex. ah Yeah, it says Rex. It says Rex there. Oh, Rex, you're right then. You got it right, Sean. Got it right. Got it right.
Speaker: Got it right. it right. Got it right. Got right. Because at first I put Mon Mothma, then I put Wolf, and then i mark that out and put Rex. It's like, ah, don't remember what was in that group, but I have the rest of Rex there. It there was the three of them, wasn't it? Question eight. Which bounty hunter used to be in the Imperial Academy with Sabine?
Speaker: I had no idea. No idea. I put D, then Xehan's. I'm like, ah, maybe that was her first appearance. don't know. guessed it. The answer is...
Speaker: A. Ketsu Onyo. are me well at
Speaker: This is going to be close, this is... I think you might take it, mate, because I've had a shocker on this one. Question nine. I'm counting on round four here. Where does Sabine recommend using as a hyperspace shortcut to Lothal?
Speaker: I put B. I don't know what the answer was. i had no clue, so I guessed D. I but ah put C. The answer is C, Concord B. Oh, no! Look at this, dude!
Speaker: Oh, no! fucked! but but
Speaker: um And then lastly, which of Anakin's qualities does Ahsoka tell Ezra people would have been surprised to know about? think I need to do a rewatch. I put D on this.
Speaker: I put D, I had a guess. Sense of humor. I put B, kindness. The answer is B, his kindness. Look at that. chris and Chris is running away with it.
Speaker: yeah So at the end of that... One, two, three... Oh, no! At the end of that, Sean, I'm afraid you ended up with three out of ten. I had three out of ten.
Speaker: I got six. Four!
Speaker: Uh, sorry. Six. Four.
Speaker: And we got three there.
Speaker: So we got 19 Sean.
Speaker: We've got 24 for uh... Look at that small little prick there! Look at his face! Now we've got 25 for Chris.
Speaker: Beautiful, beautiful. 25 for for Kev. 19 for Sean. Right. Now I've got choice.
Speaker: I've got a choice of uh... choosing from the galaxy. So I've got a choice of starship and vehicles, planets and locations, droids, technology and weight weapons, features and speak and creatures and species.
Speaker: So I'm going to take a flick of the book and land on... Put your cock away.
Speaker: but but So we're landing on droids. Oh! Shit. It's been fun, boys. Yeah, all of us. Take care.
Speaker: Yep. I'll just start packaging up Chris's gift. The prize is now. We're landing on droids. Ten questions. Ten questions, but don't forget. Are these all equal, one worth one point as well?
Speaker: Don't forget they're worth two points each. Oh, two points each. This could change everything. Oh, this could kill it. this could This could change everything. If I lose to that prick, I'm never going to end of it.
Speaker: i can I can be a distant third. yeah Question one. This is going to be shocking. oh When he is activated in his workshop, Anakin's droid introduces himself as C-3PO blank.
Speaker: Now... does he it it Does he introduce himself as a etiquette and protocol droid? b human cyborg relations c service and translation droid or d interpreter and customs droid?
Speaker: Question two. What kind of droids guard General Grievous aboard his flagship in the Battle of Coruscant? What kind of droids guard General Brevis aboard his flagship in the Battle of Gorazan?
Speaker: This is open-ended? Yeah, sorry, no m no multiple choice. No, it's good that's good.
Speaker: Question three. Which super tactical droid
Speaker: does Count Dooku send to Ondaewon to help put down the rebel uprising? A. General Grievous B. General Kalani C. General Kraken D. General Kalas Which super tactical droid does Cap Dooku send to Onderon to help put down the Rebel at Rising?
Speaker: Grievous, Kalani, Kraken, or Kalas? A, B, C, D
Speaker: Question 4. Which of these droids is not a member of D-Squad?
Speaker: QTKT A. B U9C4 C TC14 or D WAC47 tc fourteen or d w ac forty seven or whack forty seven
Speaker: Which of these droids is not a member of D Squad? KT... Sorry, QTKT? B U9C4? C TC14? Or D WAC47?
Speaker: Question 5. Which modification does R2D2 receive from Dr... Gubacher before his mission with D Squad?
Speaker: Which modification does R2-D2 receive from Dr. Gubacher, spelt G-U-B-A-C-H-E-R, for his mission with the squad?
Speaker: Are we fucking right here what? I don't even know what that is! Question six. Which droid did the Bad Batch find hiding in Nalasei's laboratory when they attempt to rescue Hunter?
Speaker: Which droid the Bad Batch find Hiring in Nasa's laboratory when they attempt to rescue Hunter? Is it A, R2D2? Is it B, QtKT? Is it C, is it CB23? A, R2D2? B, QtKT?
Speaker: C, Azi3? D, CB23? a r t d two b cut d gay d c o z i three or d cb twenty three
Speaker: Fuck off. Question seven. lando sells that Lando says that L337, her brain contains the best what in the galaxy.
Speaker: Lando says that L337's brain contains the best what in the galaxy. ah That film has not come out yet, innit?
Speaker: Ving. I think it is. Question eight. What is the full designation of Marva's ground mech salvage unit?
Speaker: What is the designation of Marva's ground mech salvage unit? B2 CAS or B2 CAS.
Speaker: B2 Emo or B2 Emo. e ah
Speaker: C, B2AND or B2AND or D, B2MAR or B2MAR. I fudged that completely. Let me start again.
Speaker: A, B2CAS, B2CAS, B2EMO, B2EMO, B2AND or B2MAR. When I was a young boy, my father... pizzu e o b and pisu a and d or when now he was and i a young ah father
Speaker: which inquisitive Question 9. Which inquisitor frequently use ID9 seeker droids? Which inquisitor frequently uses ID9 seeker droids?
Speaker: There's no multiple choice here.
Speaker: And then finally, question 10, Ezra and Sabine are given the code phrase, it's a long way to blank, to identify themselves to a secret droid courier, which needs escorting to Havoc outpost.
Speaker: Ezra and Sabine are given the code phrase, it's a long way to blank, to identify themselves to a secret droid courier which needs escorting to Avak outpost.
Speaker: Is it A, Tatooine? Is it B, Malachor? Is it C, LaFell? Or is it D, Alderaan? A, Tatooine? B, Malachor? C, LaFell?
Speaker: Or D, Alderaan?
Speaker: Okay, who were the people involved in that one? Ezra and Sabine. Okay.
Speaker: Oh, oh, hang on, to change that then.
Speaker: I could regret that. Stable, stable. Steady. Stable, stable.
Speaker: Can you read those last ones again, please, Andy? like Which ones? the The last... Just the four choices for the last question. Tatooine, Malachor, Lothal or Alderaan?
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: I have answers for every one except one.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. Who am I going to pick on? I'll do a couple each. Yeah, sweet. Uh, Alan, can do that? Can do that? Can do that? Can do that? No, I can't do that. Just round robin it.
Speaker: but Just pick. Yeah. Round robin, mate. Come on. Alphabetical. and Okay. Alright, fine. Chris, when he's activated in his workshop, Anakin's droid introduces himself as C3BO what?
Speaker: I don't have a clue, mate, because it's C-3PO, so I just don't remember those scenes. So I've gone for C, service and translation. The answer is B, human cyborg.
Speaker: Question two, Kev. Yes. What kind of droids guard General Grievous aboard his flagship in El of the Coruscant? I put Magna Guard.
Speaker: Magna Guard is correct. Yes. Yes.
Speaker: Question three. Sean, which super tactical droid does Count Dooku send to Onderon to help him put down the Rebel Uprising?
Speaker: I'm going to be pissed if I if i got this wrong. I'm sure I got it wrong, I'm going pissed if it's one of the other answers. I put B. It is B. General Kalani. Oh, thank God. Oh, wrong. I got that wrong.
Speaker: General Kalani. got that wrong. I fucked it. I put Grievous. We fucked him. We fucked it. Chris, question four. Which of these droids is not a member of Squad?
Speaker: um I just went for D. It was a shot in the dark. I don't even remember what it was. The answer is C, TC14. I'm TC14 at your service, because that's it.
Speaker: That's in The Phantom Menace. All right. Oh, shit. Serves the drinks yeah Question 5 Which modification does r two d two receive from Dr. Gerbusha Before his mission with E-Squad Chris that No sorry Kev So I took an absolute fucking wild guess And I put rockets You're absolutely right Advanced rocket boosters Yes.
Speaker: Do you know why I put that? Because he didn't have them in the other films, and then he hasn't. And I'm like, he's got rockets. but definite He's got new legs. He's got rocket legs.
Speaker: Yeah, rockets. Sean, which droid did the Bad Batch find hiding in Nalisei's laboratory when they attempt to when they attempt to rescue Hunter?
Speaker: I put D, but then I feel like the answer is really C, so I'm going with D. The answer is C. Which one was that? What droid? AZ-I3. AZ-3. Yeah, AZ-3. Wrong! We're about to shitter here, aren't we? Question 7.
Speaker: Lando says that L337's brain contains the best what in the galaxy? Chris? ah I ain't got a fucking clue, mate. No, I didn't put... I wrote maps.
Speaker: ah wrote ma
Speaker: You could argue, I'll give you that. ah yeah navigated Navigational database. Oh, great. I'll accept maps. I'm all right with that.
Speaker: Nice. It's a Wednesday, you know. I i should' even put a thing i couldn't even think of, like, what could you? It's like obvious. Question eight. What is the full designation of Marv's ground mech salvage unit, Sean?
Speaker: No. Sorry, sorry, sorry, right sorry, Gev. you know Yeah, he's B2EMO, whatever he's fucking. B2EMO, correct answer. the Yes. yeah The leader of the brick parade.
Speaker: B2E. Question nine. Which Inquisitor frequently uses ID9 Seeker droids? I've got this. oh this fuck I just put the Grand Inquisitor.
Speaker: Can I answer it? Go on. It's voiced by and Sarah Michelle Gellar, the seventh sister. Correct, sir. Gotcha. Nice one, mate. I put Reva because that was the only one I could think of. And I'm like, oh, you might take it, mate.
Speaker: Ezra and Sabine are given the co-phrase, it's a long way to where, to identify identify themselves, tell a safety model to courier, which needs escorting to Havoc outpost. I think that's Chris.
Speaker: ah To the top, mate, if you want to rock and roll.
Speaker: Bon Scott told that, mate. It's a long way to the top. If you want to wrap your That wasn't one of the last words.
Speaker: ain't got clue, mate. I've written Malachor. The answer is D, Alderaan. Oh, fuck. ah I got Alderaan answers.
Speaker: I got Alderaan answers. We're done, Jets. So I got ten. I got 10. Right. ah Without lying, um Chris, what did you get?
Speaker: I got five, mate. There you go. look So I add that to 10, which puts me on 35. Which you on 38. Sorry, where am Five. 35. five you um 25. Yeah, you're 30. No, no, no, no.
Speaker: 10, 10, 10, 10. 35. You're on 35. 35, no less. I forgot my own rules. Kev, what did you get, mate? Mate, I got a maximum there. 20 points for me, youth.
Speaker: I think I've won it. Kev, in the real world, what did you get there? but I might have got five. Same as Chris, so i got a 10 again. Right, so you're on 34.
Speaker: Yes, mate. And then bringing up the rear, how did you do, Sean? I also got five, so I got ten, so I am at a ah poultry 29.
Speaker: And a at the end of that, challenging, challenging, but satisfying in so many ways. Contest. Contest of champions.
Speaker: Sure, sure, sure. In third the third place, we have Sean with 29. This game's bullshit. a Second place.
Speaker: Second place, we have Kev. With 34 points But in first place In the first Of many many Quill rounds to come In the future We've got Mr Chris Hall At 35 points 35 points Oh fuck Well done sir And it's just how liberty dies Well done sir And stir us applause Well done sir That was quite That was quite epic That really was So, I think that works. Don't you, gents?
Speaker: Do that again? Do that again sometime? It'll be an absolute absolute pleasure to come back as reigning champion and defend my crown. Yeah, got work out the... I've got to find the... There is a trophy.
Speaker: There is a trophy. I've just got to get it. And it's in a different room at the moment. So we'll announce that when we're down well, good and ready.
Speaker: but Thank you, Gens. yeah Thank you. Thank you, Gens. That was good fun. um I hope you have you both have a good week ahead of you.
Speaker: And we'll catch up with you very, very soon. Thank you to everyone that's listening. I hope you enjoyed our on new venture ah in the yeah in the realms of quizmeistery.
Speaker: Have missed anything, folks?
Speaker: Anything you want to say? How do people find you, Kevin, Chris? dress
Speaker: Sean, what's that web address again, mate? Oh, my God. No, man, I only got 29 points. I'm not capable of this. No, you got it. That was what was a joke, mate.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: If you're listening to this and you've heard us idiots before, I'm sure you know where to find us. But i think I think we've got a website called scruffypod.com. Is that right? Nailed it, Sam. 10 points for you. yeah It's a fucking brilliant website as well. Just saying. and Yeah.
Speaker: Awesome. i You can't find Kev anywhere else. In fact, you can actually. You can find run like yeah can follow Kevin's sporting football trips around the UK on his newly started Instagram account. What is it, mate?
Speaker: At KPG1974.
Speaker: Thank you, Sat. I thought that was one of the multiple choice answers, wasn't in that droid run? I got it wrong. It was. It was indeed. Excellent. So if if any of you guys are listening to this scruffy-looking podcast, which I can't believe anyone that listens to this isn't listening to them already, please do so.
Speaker: They're a cracking bunch of lads, and and it is an extremely funny, extremely funny podcast. podcast so please follow that uh in the meantime thank you again for for joining us thank you for listening appreciate your time appreciate your friendship look after yourselves listen to your body uh lots of love to you all take care shawny take us out mate
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Speaker: Until next time, I'm going to study up and maybe re-watch some stuff and covering my A-game next time. But I had a lot of fun. And yeah, until then. Take care.
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