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Ep. 12 The Protector Feat Shelby Hill
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Well this cats out of the bag! What are the teens going to do this this time around all prepped and ready for war.
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Introduction and Content Warnings
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Let's Play Pretend is an explicit podcast with subject matter that may be disturbing to some listeners.
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Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
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Yeah, Cody's laughing, so it's good.
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Let's Play Pretend!
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Let's Play Pretend!
Character Introductions
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Hello everybody and welcome back to Let's Play Pretend.
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My name is Jordan Derringer.
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I am your DM.
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I am your GM.
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I am your handler.
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I am your keeper.
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I am your humble host.
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And with me as always I have Mr. Nick Barnett.
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Ned Dollar.
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Connoisseur of firearms that probably won't ever get used.
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Yeah, probably not.
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And I have with me Mr. Breck Black.
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Brian Winchester, somebody who is freaking out a little bit.
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As you have every right to.
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And Mr. Matcheck.
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Hello, Arthur Gooseberg here, ready to die.
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I'm very happy to hear that.
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And Mrs. Melanie Derringer.
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Hi, I'm playing Samantha Williams and I have tiny dice.
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I love the tiny dice.
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I actually considered playing with my tiny dice, but then I decided, you know what?
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I'm going to play with my player killers tonight.
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So that's fun.
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Yeah.
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And then returning guest, we have Mrs. Shelby Hill.
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What's up, y'all?
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I'm Elise.
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I had a fun fact, actually.
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I didn't have like a state of mind for the intro.
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Although I guess you could just say, Elise is scared.
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It's a scary place that they're in.
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So Elise is scared.
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But my fun fact was going to be that Elise used to show pigs at her county fair.
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Nice.
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I like that.
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I pictured at least to be more of like a sheep or goat person.
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Huh?
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Pigs.
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Pigs are cute.
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Pigs are adorable.
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Yeah.
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Have you
Pig Stories and Humor
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touched a pig?
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Yeah, they taste great too.
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No.
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Pigs are gross.
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What?
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I dislike pigs.
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But they taste so good.
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Did you say they're gross?
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Yes, they are so gross.
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Have you seen them?
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Do you like the piss out of another pig's butt?
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Because I have.
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What type of YouTuber are you on?
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No, no, no, no.
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Watched it in real life.
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Back when I was in the vet tech program, I had to go to a slaughterhouse and it was not fun.
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But I watched one pig urinate and another pig come over and it was drinking the urine right out of the pig's butt.
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They're super and you're watching your dog poop and then eat it right after.
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I've never seen my dog do that, so now I've seen so many dogs do.
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I don't know.
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So many things to say.
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Go ahead.
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I want to know where to start.
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First of all, the floor is yours, Shelby.
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The urine came out of the pig's butt, you say?
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That's the first thing that needs to be addressed.
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Okay.
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Well, still, it wasn't coming out of the butt.
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That's all I'm saying.
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I was going to call that out, too, but I was just like, you know what?
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I'm going to let Melanie have this one.
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Pregnancy, okay?
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Okay.
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Second of all, pigs are adorable.
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You're wrong.
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Pigs are generally very clean.
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They're among the cleanest of the animals.
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They pick a spot in their habitat that's the bathroom, and that is the only spot where they go to the bathroom.
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Also, I have a pig at my work.
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Yeah, and another pig's mouth.
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No, that's not what they choose in the bathroom.
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I just want you to know I have a pig at my work and he likes belly scratches just like a dog.
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He'll roll over and ask for belly scratches.
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And if that's not cute, I don't know what is.
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That being said, let's recap.
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In the last episode, you guys fought an Inside Out Man.
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That's where the episode started was the inside out man screeching, coming out, jumping over you guys, going to attack Chris.
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You guys all kind of came to his aid and were able to stop the inside out man before, I think really before he was able to do any damage.
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You guys were able to act quick and distract him so that way he was distracted on his turns, which was great.
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After he was dead, Ned ran off on his own, or tried to run off on his own because Arthur and Elise followed him.
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Samantha and Ashley stayed behind with Chris, who had a little bit of a mental breakdown and started beating the Inside Out Man to a pulp after it was already dead.
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Which, you know, when you come face to face with the thing that killed you is...
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I would say that's an acceptable reaction.
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Ryan, seeing the, kind of reading the room, decided to take it upon himself to drag the inside out man back into the theater that he came from.
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While he was in there, he looked around, found a couple items that he disclosed to you guys.
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Well, he disclosed one of the items that he found to you guys.
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He found dog tags.
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That said, Chris's name.
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Now, while Ned and Elise and Ryan were off, they found the storeroom.
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So you guys were in the storeroom looking around, really happy.
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With what you found, Ryan, you came back out.
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You saw that Samantha was looking at the door.
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You looked out the door as well, and you saw the demon Chris, or Negacris as you are calling him.
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You guys all came into the storeroom when Negacris gave you a message, gave just Ryan a message, but he disclosed to you guys what it was, saying that you had something of his and he wanted it back.
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You told him basically to go fuck himself, went into the storeroom, and that was when you heard the monster come up from the basement.
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And that's where we are now.
Recap of 'Inside Out Man'
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So... Oh, go ahead.
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So is that door... Like, we're all kind of still in this storage room where we found the cache of weapons and stuff, right?
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Yes, and the door is still slightly cracked because...
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When Samantha, Ashley, Chris, and Ryan came in, they didn't fully close the door behind him.
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I said at that point that there was still a couple inches.
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The door wasn't fully open, but it wasn't latched either.
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Okay.
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Chris, Chris, shut the door.
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Shut the door.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And he reaches behind him and slowly closes the door.
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I'm going to have him roll for stealth.
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Well, not with that fucking dice, I'm not.
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Hang on, dropped one of them.
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Why aren't you using your dice tower?
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I am, I missed.
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But he rolled a 70 on a 65, so he failed.
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Goddammit, Chris.
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How did you fail closing a door?
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He didn't fail closing the door, he failed doing it stealthily.
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Can I burn five luck to get him onto a success?
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You cannot burn luck on another player's roll.
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Damn it.
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I'm going to say that Elise checked to make sure the shotgun she picked up is loaded.
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And if it wasn't loaded, I would like to load it, please.
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And be prepped, like aiming towards the doorway.
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Yes.
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In the last episode, you guys all loaded everything.
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So you guys are all fully loaded.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Oh yeah, a bunch of kids with guns.
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Super cool.
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So yeah, he goes to reach behind him and close the door and the door is a little bit closer to his hand than he thought.
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So he kind of puts a little more force into it and it slams a little bit.
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Would anybody like to roll me an alertness check?
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I will.
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I'd really like to be alert right now.
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I mean, you all can if you want, yeah.
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God damn it, where's... Oh, I want to do it too.
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I got a 96 out of 27.
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Oh, you don't notice fucking anything.
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Okay.
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35 out of 67.
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Okay.
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Well, I'm joining the 90s club.
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I got a 98 out of 35.
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Did I win?
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You didn't.
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You didn't.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I got a 25 out of 65.
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Okay.
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I got a 53 on a 25.
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Okay.
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So, Ryan and Samantha.
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Oh, you know what?
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I will roll for Chris and Ashley as well.
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Chris got a 97.
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Ashley got a 32.
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So you guys, Ryan and Samantha and Ashley all noticed that when Chris closed the door, the footsteps stopped.
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They stopped?
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They stopped.
Monster Strategy Discussion
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And then they started walking down the hall.
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Oh.
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So the footsteps are now coming your way.
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It sounds like he's leaving.
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No, no, he's definitely getting closer.
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We should probably open the door.
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Yeah, we should probably open the door and leave.
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He's gone.
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I mean, I can't hear anything.
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No, he's... He's definitely getting closer because Chris, she kind of like shoots him a glance like, what the fuck?
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Close the door a little too loud.
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Ryan is going to pull a flashbang off of the vest that he got and pull a pin in preparation for, you know, anything.
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Okay, so you're just gonna kind of have it ready?
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Yes.
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Okay, perfect.
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Elise is aiming at the door.
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Arthur thinks he's leaving, so he's like kind of aiming, but not like, I mean, he's calmly aiming, you know.
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He's actually calm for the first time this entire time.
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Weird.
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That is saying something.
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Elise, did you say you're aiming at the door or you're opening the door?
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Aiming at the door.
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Okay, with the shotgun?
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Yes.
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which I don't have like stats or anything for.
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If you go to your Delta green sheet, you will have firearms.
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You get a base 20%.
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I think she means like dice damage as well.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll let you know if you hit what damage you'll be doing.
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Okay.
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So that being said, I am going to make one more roll.
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That sounded like a shitty-ass roll.
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So it rolled down my tower, hit the dice box, bounced out of the dice box, and hit the mic.
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Yeah, shitty-ass roll.
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That being said, you guys hear the footsteps walk right past the door.
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Sam is going to attempt to open the door just like an inch to see if she could peek out and see if the monster
Panic and Preparations
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is far enough away and if his back is turned to see if they could get out.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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You already know what I'm calling for.
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So go ahead.
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I know.
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I know.
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That's why I said oh shit.
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Yeah.
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Cause you have shit for stealth.
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Can I try to stop her?
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I want to see what plays out.
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You know what?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You can try.
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Okay.
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You can go ahead and try.
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Ryan would try that as soon as he saw her going towards the door.
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Okay, go ahead and roll me a... I was going to say either Dex or Strength, yeah.
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That's a 97.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, okay.
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So, yeah.
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To not make Ryan look like a bitch that can't hold Samantha back, we'll just say you missed.
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You went to go stop her, but she was walking faster than you took credit for her.
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To be fair, she is a swimmer.
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She is.
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I do like the visual of him trying to hold her back and she's just walking forward like a Terminator.
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I'm saying this more for Ryan's pride.
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Yeah, pride.
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There you go.
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However it actually happened, that's up to you guys.
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But I'm saying for Ryan's pride, he can just be like, oh, no, no, I missed.
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Yeah, I missed.
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Totally.
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Yeah, I missed.
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The tiny dice are not in my favor.
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You're the one that wanted the tiny dice this episode.
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I know.
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Okay.
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And I got a 55 out of 10.
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Oh, no.
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To be fair, that's not completely Tiny Dice's fault.
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It was going to be hard either way.
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Yeah.
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But the Tiny Dice made her crit fail.
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And you can't believe it.
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Because doubles are critical.
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Oh.
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In the Delta Green system, doubles are critical.
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So if you... Well, no one told me that, so I feel lied to.
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It's okay.
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I didn't know what you were telling me.
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I told you that in your first episode.
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You can't prove that.
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It's not recorded in here.
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So, yes.
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You crit failed.
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But you only opened it an inch, so how can an inch be so crit fail?
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Because in a movie theater, you kind of got to go into the storeroom quite a bit.
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And...
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If those hinges aren't well maintained, they're going to creak when you try and open it just a tiny bit.
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But since you have to go in there so much, then they're constantly used and worn down so they shouldn't creak.
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What?
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So you open the door and you just hear the tiniest little... As you open the door...
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And the monster was past you and had his back to you.
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God damn it.
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And he, as soon as you open that door to look out a crack, instantly turns around and makes eye contact with you.
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But okay, hold on.
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Is it at the end of the hallway or is it like in like in the, like the side of the hallway?
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Cause if she only opened it to crack and it's on the side of the hallway, how would he see her?
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Because you were looking out the door?
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She can't stick her head out an inch.
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You crit failed.
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He sees you.
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That's how it worked.
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Because the dice told you to go fuck yourself.
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The monster saw you.
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I will give you A for effort for trying.
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Buddy saw ya.
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Okay.
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What do you see out there?
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Nothing good.
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He's looking at me.
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He has not started walking towards you.
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Shut the door.
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Shut the door.
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Shut the door.
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Okay, hold on.
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But don't fall again.
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If I remember correctly, this thing's not fast.
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We were able to run from it before.
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He turns his full body to face you.
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She closes the door gently and turns around and goes, I think we can outrun it.
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Oh my God.
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Go ahead, Brick.
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The moment Ryan hears that it stops moving and she shuts the door, he's going to whip it open and toss the flashbang and shut the door again.
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Arthur is no longer feeling that zen he was 20 seconds ago.
Stealth Failures and Tension
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How far are you opening the door to throw the flashbang out?
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Enough to get my hand and the flashbang out.
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Like, I said throw, but he's pretty much just like dropping it out the doorway, maybe giving it a light, you know, nudge towards it.
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Are you warning us?
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How he said he's going to drop it and then close the door.
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So that was our warning.
00:17:34
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Yeah, no, you guys will be fine.
00:17:37
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Old fashioned warning flashbang, you know, how, how panicked are you doing this?
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I mean, he had it ready expecting to have to use it, but he's also not like super calm.
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What's your willpower right now?
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Let me check.
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15, my max.
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15.
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Roll me a d20.
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A nat 1.
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Nat 1.
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Okay.
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So I'm going to use the same idea as what we've been doing with the D100.
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I wanted you to roll under your willpower.
00:18:16
Speaker
So, and that one is actually the best you could have done on that one, because if you would have rolled over it, you would have failed.
00:18:20
Speaker
You would have been a little more shaken up.
00:18:22
Speaker
I was going to have you roll a dex to make sure you didn't close the door on your hand and not actually close the door.
00:18:27
Speaker
Perfect.
00:18:27
Speaker
But you succeeded.
00:18:28
Speaker
So, yeah, you are able to open the door, drop the flashbang, and as you kind of give it a toss, you slam the door shut and kind of like stand with your back to the door.
00:18:42
Speaker
just to kind of keep it closed, yeah?
00:18:44
Speaker
Is that what Ryan would do?
00:18:46
Speaker
Oh yeah, for sure.
00:18:48
Speaker
Okay.
00:18:48
Speaker
And he says, when you hear a bang, we're making a run for it.
00:18:53
Speaker
What?
00:18:54
Speaker
Okay.
00:18:55
Speaker
Where?
00:18:57
Speaker
Which direction are we running?
00:18:59
Speaker
This is such a poorly played out plan.
00:19:01
Speaker
Where are we going?
00:19:03
Speaker
From the bottom of the door, you see a bright light and hear a bang.
00:19:07
Speaker
Ryan whips the door open and steps out, gesturing for everyone to follow.
00:19:12
Speaker
While he brings his rifle up, pointed towards where he thinks the creature is.
00:19:17
Speaker
Okay, give me an alertness check, Ryan.
00:19:21
Speaker
That is a natural 100.
00:19:26
Speaker
Excellent.
00:19:26
Speaker
Oh, no.
Combat with the Monster
00:19:27
Speaker
That's bad, right?
00:19:28
Speaker
That's very bad.
00:19:29
Speaker
That's extremely bad.
00:19:31
Speaker
A natural 100 is a crit fail.
00:19:37
Speaker
Okay.
00:19:39
Speaker
What's okay?
00:19:40
Speaker
No!
00:19:41
Speaker
Continue.
00:19:42
Speaker
No!
00:19:43
Speaker
Tell us!
00:19:45
Speaker
No, just go ahead and continue.
00:19:47
Speaker
Okay.
00:19:49
Speaker
Well, I guess Sam will run out the door?
00:19:55
Speaker
Just, uh, just real quick.
00:19:58
Speaker
Um, could I get a marching order, please?
00:20:01
Speaker
Well, Sam just ran out after Ryan, so I would assume it would be Ryan and Sam.
00:20:05
Speaker
Is Ryan holding the door for everyone, or did he just open the door, yell, run, and go?
00:20:12
Speaker
Ryan opened the door, stepped out one step towards where he thinks the monster is, so people can run behind him.
00:20:19
Speaker
Okay.
00:20:20
Speaker
It'd be kind of dumb to point a rifle at a monster with his friends in the way.
00:20:25
Speaker
Okay.
00:20:26
Speaker
Elise is going to step out after...
00:20:29
Speaker
Sam.
00:20:30
Speaker
Sam, right?
00:20:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:20:33
Speaker
And also point her shotgun towards where the monster is so that everyone else can run.
00:20:39
Speaker
But she's also kind of got Ryan's back.
00:20:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:20:43
Speaker
Before anyone else does anything, at least roll me a, the one I always call alertness.
00:20:48
Speaker
12 on a
00:20:53
Speaker
It's something kind of low.
00:20:55
Speaker
What is it?
00:20:56
Speaker
25, I think.
00:20:57
Speaker
25, but that's good, right?
00:20:59
Speaker
Yeah.
00:21:00
Speaker
It's very good.
00:21:01
Speaker
I'm so alert.
00:21:02
Speaker
You see, as you point the shotgun, the monster lower its hand from its eyes.
00:21:09
Speaker
Oh.
00:21:11
Speaker
Can I, but I can see the monster.
00:21:13
Speaker
Can I shoot?
00:21:14
Speaker
Can I shoot at it?
00:21:15
Speaker
I mean, you can shoot at it, yeah, but what you are noticing is that before the flashbang went off, the monster covered its eyes.
00:21:23
Speaker
I'm just going to shoot it in the face then.
00:21:26
Speaker
Oh yeah.
00:21:26
Speaker
I, you are correct.
00:21:28
Speaker
I, you are correct.
00:21:29
Speaker
I forgot about that.
00:21:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:21:31
Speaker
So I'm going to, before you say that, Shelby, before you, before you 100% commit to that, I am going to tell you that is a called shot.
00:21:45
Speaker
What does that mean?
00:21:47
Speaker
You can say, I am going to shoot at the monster.
00:21:50
Speaker
And if you crit, then I can say, okay, where do you want to aim at?
00:21:54
Speaker
Otherwise, if you are saying right away that you want to shoot at the, at a specific like body part, that is what Delta Green calls a called shot.
00:22:03
Speaker
You have to take that shot at a negative 20.
00:22:05
Speaker
Well, no, dude.
00:22:09
Speaker
Nah, I'm just shooting at its body in general then.
00:22:13
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:15
Speaker
That's why I wanted to say because firearms only comes at a base 20, so I didn't want to be like, okay, you automatically fail.
00:22:22
Speaker
Because I don't know if you put anything in firearms or not.
00:22:24
Speaker
No, I didn't.
00:22:26
Speaker
Okay.
00:22:27
Speaker
Do we want to do something with biology, y'all?
00:22:29
Speaker
I'm real good at that.
00:22:33
Speaker
Zoology?
00:22:35
Speaker
I can identify these guys.
00:22:37
Speaker
Things you should don't live well and have no blood.
00:22:38
Speaker
Identify why you hate his size.
00:22:40
Speaker
Oh, yeah.
00:22:41
Speaker
Shelby, you don't know what this monster looks like.
00:22:45
Speaker
We also never finished what the marching order was.
00:22:48
Speaker
We confirmed that Sam ran out.
00:22:51
Speaker
Ryan and Elise were facing the monster.
00:22:54
Speaker
Yeah, I'm going to let Elise take her shot and then we'll finish the marching order.
00:22:57
Speaker
Basically, since Ryan didn't see that the monster wasn't affected by the flashbang, if nobody else looked, he was just going to hit the last person in line.
00:23:09
Speaker
That's why I wanted a marching order, because he was going to attack the last person in line.
00:23:13
Speaker
Not necessarily hit you, but he was going to roll an attack on the last person in line.
00:23:20
Speaker
I saved you all.
00:23:22
Speaker
You're welcome.
00:23:23
Speaker
She did.
00:23:23
Speaker
I'm probably going to die now.
00:23:26
Speaker
Okay.
00:23:28
Speaker
You don't know what this monster looks like.
00:23:29
Speaker
I did not describe it to you.
00:23:30
Speaker
You were not here in that episode.
00:23:32
Speaker
I heard that there's one eye.
00:23:34
Speaker
So I'm just kind of picturing one eye floating there.
00:23:37
Speaker
Yep, because Ryan did shoot him in the face and ended up hitting him in the eye.
00:23:42
Speaker
He is eight, nine feet tall, humanoid, gray skin,
00:23:49
Speaker
Blank face.
00:23:50
Speaker
He's wearing... Um... Like combat boots.
00:23:56
Speaker
Uh... Like cargo-ish pants.
00:24:00
Speaker
Pants with a lot of pockets.
00:24:02
Speaker
And a tight, like, t-shirt.
00:24:05
Speaker
And fingerless gloves.
00:24:07
Speaker
And he's just this big menacing thing.
00:24:10
Speaker
Just a really big humanoid looking thing.
00:24:14
Speaker
But...
00:24:16
Speaker
His face is completely expressionless.
00:24:18
Speaker
Eyes are white.
00:24:21
Speaker
Eye is white.
00:24:22
Speaker
Because, you know, there's a hole in the other one.
00:24:24
Speaker
He's just this big force of nature, it looks like.
00:24:29
Speaker
Cool.
00:24:29
Speaker
Love that for him.
00:24:30
Speaker
Yep.
00:24:31
Speaker
So go ahead and roll your shot.
00:24:32
Speaker
Roll your firearms.
00:24:34
Speaker
But I only have a 20.
00:24:35
Speaker
I'll try my best.
00:24:36
Speaker
Here we go, y'all.
00:24:36
Speaker
You got this.
00:24:38
Speaker
Ah!
00:24:39
Speaker
It's... Oh my god, it's a 17.
00:24:41
Speaker
Woohoo!
00:24:42
Speaker
Nice!
00:24:44
Speaker
Okay.
00:24:44
Speaker
Woo!
00:24:45
Speaker
Um...
Fight or Flight Decisions
00:24:47
Speaker
Roll me a D6.
00:24:50
Speaker
Oh, I don't have that one out.
00:24:51
Speaker
Hold on.
00:24:52
Speaker
So sorry.
00:24:53
Speaker
No, you're good.
00:24:56
Speaker
While you're out or while you're getting dice out, get out a handful of D4s too.
00:25:00
Speaker
Oh God.
00:25:00
Speaker
Hold on.
00:25:01
Speaker
Hey, Jordan.
00:25:02
Speaker
Yes.
00:25:04
Speaker
I have the handbook pulled up if you want the actual damage for the weapons.
00:25:09
Speaker
Oh, is there actual damage for a shotgun?
00:25:11
Speaker
Yes.
00:25:13
Speaker
I was just making something up.
00:25:14
Speaker
Okay.
00:25:16
Speaker
I was going to say, alright, D6 is how many of the buckshot's going to hit, and roll that many D4s.
00:25:21
Speaker
It is 2D10.
00:25:23
Speaker
Oh, 2D10.
00:25:24
Speaker
That works.
00:25:25
Speaker
Okay, never mind, Shelby.
00:25:26
Speaker
Roll 2D10.
00:25:26
Speaker
Feels like the other one was better.
00:25:29
Speaker
Nah, not really.
00:25:31
Speaker
Six times four.
00:25:32
Speaker
I mean, I guess you could have gotten 24 if you crit.
00:25:35
Speaker
If you hit all six buckshot and all of them hit a four, you could have gotten a 24.
00:25:38
Speaker
But...
00:25:41
Speaker
I got a six and a seven.
00:25:44
Speaker
Okay, so 13 damage.
00:25:45
Speaker
Take that, one-eyed dude.
00:25:49
Speaker
I thought you were going to call him one-eyed Bart from Toy Story.
00:25:55
Speaker
How you know that your DM has a toddler.
00:26:01
Speaker
Okay, so you do your 13 damage.
00:26:03
Speaker
Buckshot hits him right in the chest.
00:26:05
Speaker
You see the shirt kind of shreds a little bit as blood does start to come out.
00:26:10
Speaker
That's how we do it down south.
00:26:12
Speaker
You also see on his face that he looks completely unaffected.
00:26:16
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:16
Speaker
Like a little pain would have been kind of gratifying, but whatever.
00:26:21
Speaker
Okay.
00:26:22
Speaker
So with that, we will go into combat.
00:26:29
Speaker
So let me pull up my combat order here real quick.
00:26:33
Speaker
I've got Arthur first.
00:26:37
Speaker
Arthur, you are still in the room.
00:26:40
Speaker
Yeah.
00:26:41
Speaker
Am I the only one still in the room?
00:26:43
Speaker
Uh, you and Ned are.
00:26:44
Speaker
Ned hasn't said anything yet.
00:26:46
Speaker
And Chris and Ashley.
00:26:48
Speaker
And Chris and Ashley, yeah.
00:26:50
Speaker
There's a lot of you in there.
00:26:52
Speaker
I was near the back of the room, so I had to wait for everybody to move.
00:26:56
Speaker
Arthur's gonna take a last glance around the room to see if there's anything else he could grab besides his handgun.
00:27:04
Speaker
Because he just heard a shotgun get shot and, uh...
00:27:09
Speaker
Apparently it did no good.
00:27:10
Speaker
I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:13
Speaker
I didn't say it didn't do good.
00:27:14
Speaker
It did damage.
00:27:16
Speaker
There's just nothing.
00:27:16
Speaker
It just didn't show on his face.
00:27:18
Speaker
Fuck man, I don't know what to do.
00:27:21
Speaker
I'm gonna run out there and shoot my gun.
00:27:27
Speaker
I think Sam is the only one running away.
00:27:29
Speaker
Yeah, Elise is like motioning for them to run out of the building.
00:27:35
Speaker
Go, get!
00:27:37
Speaker
You guys, we can't leave you behind!
00:27:39
Speaker
No, we're trying- we're holding it back!
00:27:41
Speaker
Just go!
00:27:43
Speaker
For- Well, I mean, alright!
00:27:45
Speaker
Arthur then starts rubbing.
00:27:47
Speaker
For, um, visual purposes, the way you guys were, uh, he walked from the lobby past the door, so you guys are gonna have to run back towards the lobby to get out.
00:28:01
Speaker
So, just so you know where you're heading.
00:28:04
Speaker
Towards the lobby.
00:28:05
Speaker
So do we, would we have to run past him to go to the lobby or?
00:28:10
Speaker
No.
00:28:10
Speaker
So basically at the end of the hallway, there is a door to outside.
00:28:15
Speaker
He's between you and that door.
00:28:17
Speaker
So you, in order to not go or go face to face with him, you'd have to run back towards the lobby.
00:28:22
Speaker
Okay, cool.
00:28:24
Speaker
Yeah.
00:28:24
Speaker
That's where Sam is heading.
00:28:27
Speaker
Arthur follows Sam.
00:28:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:28:30
Speaker
That's going to put us to Sam.
00:28:33
Speaker
What about me?
00:28:34
Speaker
She's not fighting.
00:28:35
Speaker
She's running.
00:28:36
Speaker
I was going to say, you're next in the combat order.
00:28:39
Speaker
She looks behind her to see if anyone's following.
00:28:45
Speaker
You see Arthur.
00:28:46
Speaker
Um...
00:28:51
Speaker
So since Arthur's following, she is going to head towards the lobby and double check to see if Negacris is still there.
00:29:01
Speaker
I will say on this turn, it's far enough away.
00:29:03
Speaker
You're not going to make it all the way to the lobby.
00:29:05
Speaker
You'll make it pretty close.
00:29:07
Speaker
But if you're just going to run this turn, yeah, you'll make it pretty close to the lobby, but not all the way there.
00:29:12
Speaker
Okay.
00:29:13
Speaker
So that's what I'm doing.
00:29:15
Speaker
Okay, next is going to be Chris.
00:29:18
Speaker
He is going to step out and going to kind of grab Elise and Ryan by the collar and shove them towards the way the other two are going.
00:29:36
Speaker
And he's going to say, just run.
00:29:38
Speaker
I've got this.
00:29:39
Speaker
I will hold them off.
Monster Injury and Escape
00:29:40
Speaker
You guys get out there now.
00:29:42
Speaker
And he is going to raise his rifle.
00:29:46
Speaker
And with a 33, he is going to crit succeed on his shot.
00:29:53
Speaker
So since he did crit, it'll be 2d12.
00:29:55
Speaker
Oh, that was... all right.
00:30:00
Speaker
19 damage.
00:30:01
Speaker
He rolled a 12 and a 7.
00:30:02
Speaker
That 7 looked like a 1.
00:30:04
Speaker
So 19 damage straight into this thing's chest.
00:30:10
Speaker
And before Elise and Ryan turn around, you see that while the rifle made him stagger, like kind of step back a little bit, still no expression on his face.
00:30:21
Speaker
That is going to put us to Ned.
00:30:24
Speaker
Ned is still just holding the sledgehammer that he had grabbed.
00:30:31
Speaker
Just going to kind of walk out and stand behind Chris.
00:30:38
Speaker
I'm sorry.
00:30:40
Speaker
Everybody's running out of there and I'm just like, I'm coming.
00:30:45
Speaker
Chris, where the fuck do you want us to go?
00:30:49
Speaker
I'm not going outside where there's zombie fucking you.
00:30:53
Speaker
I'm not fucking leaving here.
00:30:54
Speaker
I'd rather stand and deal with this fucking thing than go outside and deal with a zombie your ass.
00:31:00
Speaker
He turns around and faces you and he goes, I want you to- I wouldn't face me, I would keep facing that thing.
00:31:05
Speaker
I got a gun too, you're fine, but I'm not going outside.
00:31:09
Speaker
I think I've made my point pretty clear.
00:31:12
Speaker
He grabs you by the shirt.
00:31:14
Speaker
like by the front of the shirt and goes, I want you to protect my sister, take her and get the fuck out of this hallway.
00:31:21
Speaker
That's where I want you to go.
00:31:22
Speaker
I don't care if you go behind the concession stand.
00:31:24
Speaker
I don't care if you go back into the basement, get the fuck away from this creature.
00:31:28
Speaker
I've got it.
00:31:30
Speaker
And kind of pushes you away as you're aims the rifle again.
00:31:33
Speaker
Yeah.
00:31:34
Speaker
Take care of your girlfriend, Ned.
00:31:38
Speaker
Ned's just going to look at the room.
00:31:41
Speaker
Is Ashley moving out the door?
00:31:43
Speaker
Ashley is right next to you.
00:31:46
Speaker
She has the same decks you have, so she's kind of moving right with you.
00:31:50
Speaker
All right.
00:31:51
Speaker
All right.
00:31:53
Speaker
Let's go.
00:31:55
Speaker
And I'll start moving towards the lobby, but I'm not taking my eyes off of Chris and the monster.
00:32:00
Speaker
You see Ashley's doing the same thing, and she kind of turns to you, and she goes, he's going to be okay.
00:32:07
Speaker
Let's go.
00:32:09
Speaker
I have faith in him.
00:32:09
Speaker
Let's go.
00:32:11
Speaker
All right.
00:32:12
Speaker
And I'll go, but like I said, I won't take my eyes off of the situation.
00:32:15
Speaker
All right.
00:32:19
Speaker
And we're going to round off with Ryan.
00:32:23
Speaker
Oh, wait, hang on.
00:32:24
Speaker
What's up, Shell?
00:32:28
Speaker
If I'm being honest about the situation that just happened, I don't think Elise would leave Chris alone because like this was already an established group and
00:32:41
Speaker
And like, if someone's gonna die or risk themselves, it should be the outsider.
00:32:51
Speaker
I don't know.
00:32:51
Speaker
That just, that feels like what her character would think in this moment.
00:32:56
Speaker
Like.
00:32:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:00
Speaker
I don't want you to die.
00:33:01
Speaker
Well, I'm not saying that she's gonna die.
00:33:03
Speaker
I'm just saying it feels weird to have her be like, okay, I'll go with these.
Lobby Escape Debate
00:33:12
Speaker
people I just met while their best friend is gonna get murdered instead of me I don't know that's fair I mean all he did was pushed you and told you to go when it comes back around to your turn you don't have to do that oh okay sorry I didn't know that this order was like for everything that we do so I'll just I'll wait I'll shut up I would say you and Ryan go at the same time so okay sorry
00:33:39
Speaker
No, you're good.
00:33:39
Speaker
So as soon as Ryan's done, it's going to be your turn.
00:33:42
Speaker
Or we could do it Elise first, since you guys have the same decks.
00:33:45
Speaker
I don't care.
00:33:47
Speaker
Nah, just go.
00:33:48
Speaker
We good.
00:33:50
Speaker
Okay.
00:33:52
Speaker
Go ahead, Ryan.
00:33:53
Speaker
Ryan is panicking pretty hard and is just going to point the rifle at the thing's left leg and just pull the trigger.
00:34:03
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:04
Speaker
What is your firearms?
00:34:05
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:06
Speaker
It is a 60.
00:34:09
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:10
Speaker
Roll it at... You said at the leg, so that's a called shot?
00:34:17
Speaker
Yes.
00:34:18
Speaker
I'm hoping because he's not moving, you're not going to add more negative.
00:34:22
Speaker
I'm going to add an extra 10 only because of your condition.
00:34:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:31
Speaker
From your breaking point?
00:34:33
Speaker
Yes.
00:34:34
Speaker
So you're going to roll it at a negative 30 instead of a negative 20.
00:34:38
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:43
Speaker
That is a 22 on a modified 30.
00:34:46
Speaker
That is a crit success.
00:34:49
Speaker
All right.
00:34:50
Speaker
Go ahead and roll double damage as you shoot him in the kneecap.
00:34:53
Speaker
Okay.
00:34:54
Speaker
I have to grab my... This one.
00:34:58
Speaker
And you have what?
00:34:58
Speaker
A handgun?
00:35:01
Speaker
A rifle rifle.
00:35:02
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:02
Speaker
So that is 2d 12 then.
00:35:06
Speaker
Oh, well, not great, but that was a nine.
00:35:12
Speaker
That's still nine damage.
00:35:14
Speaker
And that was enough to you shoot him in that leg.
00:35:18
Speaker
With that leg, he kind of takes a step back and ends up kneeling down.
00:35:23
Speaker
So he's down on one knee, has a fist on the ground and is looking at the ground.
00:35:29
Speaker
Ryan goes, huh.
00:35:30
Speaker
And then he's going to turn around and grab Elise and Chris and start yanking them down the hallway.
00:35:37
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:40
Speaker
Elise, are you going to let that happen?
00:35:43
Speaker
If we are all going, Elise will go.
00:35:46
Speaker
Okay.
00:35:49
Speaker
Yeah, Chris is going to, after seeing him go down, will reluctantly go with you too, but he's going to go, he's going to walk backwards and keep his rifle trained on him.
00:36:01
Speaker
Elise is running with her middle finger behind her towards the monster.
00:36:07
Speaker
You and Ryan give all very similar energy.
00:36:11
Speaker
It is great.
00:36:12
Speaker
It's the accent.
00:36:15
Speaker
Ned's the one with the accent.
00:36:17
Speaker
Oh, so sorry.
00:36:19
Speaker
No, you're good.
00:36:22
Speaker
And then what were you going to say, Ryan?
00:36:25
Speaker
Oh, I just saying that as long as Chris is following, he's fine with it.
00:36:28
Speaker
He's just making sure he's coming down the hallway.
00:36:30
Speaker
Yeah, Chris is following.
00:36:34
Speaker
Okay, I am just thumbing through the handbooks that way I don't have to keep asking you what damage does.
00:36:42
Speaker
So give me a second to listen to all my clicky clacking.
00:36:45
Speaker
Would you like me to just send you a link to the direct page?
00:36:49
Speaker
No, I'm good.
00:36:50
Speaker
I'm almost there.
00:36:50
Speaker
I'm at combat.
00:36:52
Speaker
Just finding the list of weapons.
00:36:53
Speaker
There we go.
00:36:55
Speaker
Perfect.
00:36:56
Speaker
Okay.
00:36:57
Speaker
Okay.
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00:37:46
Speaker
That is the monster's turn.
00:37:49
Speaker
Let me roll con on him.
00:37:50
Speaker
Okay, he failed his contract, so he's still down on his knee.
00:37:55
Speaker
He's going to go back to the top of the order to Arthur.
00:38:01
Speaker
So Arthur just keeps running with Sam.
00:38:05
Speaker
How far are we down the hallway now?
00:38:07
Speaker
You guys are about halfway down the hall.
00:38:09
Speaker
Sam kind of got a head start on you guys, so she's closer to the mouth of the hallway.
00:38:15
Speaker
You're probably 10, 15 feet behind her.
00:38:18
Speaker
Look behind to make sure everyone else is following still.
00:38:21
Speaker
Or following.
00:38:24
Speaker
Unless anyone says anything otherwise, then yes, everyone is still following you.
00:38:30
Speaker
I'm just going to keep following Sam then.
00:38:32
Speaker
Keep booking it.
00:38:34
Speaker
Not let their shooting be wasted.
00:38:37
Speaker
All right.
00:38:38
Speaker
Samantha, you are at the mouth of the hallway.
00:38:41
Speaker
So if you want to, you can step out and do an alertness check to see if Chris is there.
00:38:47
Speaker
So if I remember correctly, he was outside though, right?
00:38:51
Speaker
Like he wasn't able to get into the building.
00:38:54
Speaker
Correct.
00:38:56
Speaker
Okay.
00:38:56
Speaker
She's just going to walk out into the lobby, but she's going to be focused on that door to see if he's still there or not.
00:39:06
Speaker
So would that still be an alertness check?
00:39:08
Speaker
No, I'm not even going to make you do an alertness
Hostage Standoff with Negacris
00:39:10
Speaker
check.
00:39:10
Speaker
Okay, cool.
00:39:13
Speaker
Because one of those times I had muted, I rolled.
00:39:17
Speaker
The door is shattered.
00:39:19
Speaker
Sam immediately screeches to a halt.
00:39:24
Speaker
And she's just kind of like staring at the door.
00:39:31
Speaker
She'll slowly start to look around the room to see if he had made his way inside.
00:39:38
Speaker
You do not see him at all.
00:39:40
Speaker
Do I see anything aside from just like the movie theater itself?
00:39:45
Speaker
So you are in the lobby.
00:39:47
Speaker
You're like right at the mouth of the hallway.
00:39:51
Speaker
The glass has shattered inward and you do not see Chris outside anymore.
00:39:57
Speaker
Sam is gonna hold up her hand to hopefully signal for everyone to stop and not like pile drive her into the lobby so that hopefully they'll stop like just a few feet behind her to kind of get their attention.
00:40:11
Speaker
The only person that would really have to do a check to see if you stopped would be Chris.
00:40:16
Speaker
Because he's the one that's facing backwards.
00:40:18
Speaker
I would say if they're running down the hallway after you, I would say everyone's pretty much got eyes on you.
00:40:24
Speaker
So I won't make anybody do any rolls for that.
00:40:30
Speaker
But it's up to everybody else if they stop, but I will say yes, they see you.
00:40:36
Speaker
Okay.
00:40:38
Speaker
So that's your turn then?
00:40:40
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:41
Speaker
Okay.
00:40:41
Speaker
Ned?
00:40:42
Speaker
Ned?
00:40:43
Speaker
Oh, no, Chris.
00:40:44
Speaker
Sorry.
00:40:45
Speaker
So Chris is basically going to be readying a shot for his next turn if the monster moves.
00:40:52
Speaker
Now, Ned and Ashley.
00:40:55
Speaker
So I like to think that we're still walking backwards and making our way towards the lobby.
00:41:03
Speaker
Like, how wide is this?
00:41:05
Speaker
room that we're kind of backing through heading towards the lobby.
00:41:09
Speaker
Can I be at like, if Chris is staring straight at it, they're face to face.
00:41:13
Speaker
Can I be at like a 45 degree angle backing away?
00:41:17
Speaker
Yeah.
00:41:17
Speaker
Walking down this hallway.
00:41:19
Speaker
If you guys were walking shoulder to shoulder, you could probably walk five, six people across.
00:41:25
Speaker
Okay.
00:41:26
Speaker
It gets a fairly wide hallway.
00:41:27
Speaker
All right.
00:41:28
Speaker
You said that he kind of like knelt down.
00:41:30
Speaker
Yeah.
00:41:31
Speaker
Does he look like he's about to charge or does he look like he's hurt?
00:41:36
Speaker
So picture, I'm going to use a Deadpool reference.
00:41:39
Speaker
Picture superhero landing.
00:41:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:41:43
Speaker
But instead of like looking up at people, he's got his head down.
00:41:46
Speaker
So it looks like he's almost taken a minute to rest.
00:41:49
Speaker
So no, he does not look ready to charge.
00:41:53
Speaker
Okay.
00:41:54
Speaker
Ned's just, I'm going to kind of wait until Chris and Elise have backed up similar distance to where we are.
00:42:03
Speaker
That way we can all kind of back out together.
00:42:05
Speaker
That way if this thing does come for us, it's got more to deal with all at once.
00:42:10
Speaker
I'm going to turn to Ashley.
00:42:12
Speaker
Ashley, stay a couple steps behind me.
00:42:14
Speaker
If this thing decides it wants to move, I don't want you to get hit by it, all right?
00:42:19
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:42:20
Speaker
All right.
00:42:21
Speaker
Here, take this.
00:42:22
Speaker
And I'm going to hand her the handgun that I grabbed.
00:42:27
Speaker
Okay, um...
00:42:29
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:30
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:30
Speaker
All right.
00:42:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:42:32
Speaker
Just point and squeeze.
00:42:33
Speaker
You'll be all right.
00:42:34
Speaker
I don't think you're going to have to use it.
00:42:36
Speaker
Just stay a couple steps behind us.
00:42:40
Speaker
She is kind of biting her lip and nodding.
00:42:43
Speaker
You can do this.
00:42:44
Speaker
You can do this.
00:42:45
Speaker
All right.
00:42:45
Speaker
I got this.
00:42:46
Speaker
I got this.
00:42:47
Speaker
All right.
00:42:48
Speaker
And then I'll back out in lockstep with Elise and Chris as we go.
00:42:54
Speaker
Okay.
00:42:55
Speaker
That will put us down to...
00:42:58
Speaker
Ryan and Elise.
00:43:00
Speaker
So Ryan, go ahead and go first.
00:43:02
Speaker
Ryan, as we are going down the hallway, is going to lower his rifle since Chris seems to have it covered.
00:43:09
Speaker
And he's going to take the dog tags that he has and slip them over his head and then put them inside his shirt.
00:43:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:43:15
Speaker
And then just keep moving down the hallway, like fully turning around and doing a light jog down to where Sam is.
00:43:24
Speaker
Okay.
00:43:25
Speaker
You make it to the end of the hallway with everybody else.
00:43:31
Speaker
Elise?
00:43:32
Speaker
Elise is just going with Ryan.
00:43:35
Speaker
Okay.
00:43:35
Speaker
And then Chris is only a couple paces behind.
00:43:38
Speaker
That is again the monster's turn.
00:43:41
Speaker
Monster's still down.
00:43:44
Speaker
Chris, what are we doing?
00:43:45
Speaker
What are we doing, man?
00:43:48
Speaker
Uh, just making sure this thing doesn't get the fuck back up.
00:43:52
Speaker
It's not moving it
00:43:55
Speaker
This is going to be a weird word to say.
00:43:57
Speaker
It almost looks like it's deactivated.
00:43:59
Speaker
It's eye is still open.
00:44:03
Speaker
Go ahead.
00:44:03
Speaker
Sorry.
00:44:03
Speaker
I was just saying how far down the hallway are they?
00:44:07
Speaker
Could Sam hear this and call out to them to be like, hey, like right behind you now?
00:44:12
Speaker
OK, Chris is just like a couple paces back, but everyone else has caught up to you.
00:44:16
Speaker
OK, guys, we might have a problem.
00:44:24
Speaker
Ned's just gonna keep staring at the giant thing down the hallway.
00:44:30
Speaker
I don't want to take my eyes off.
00:44:32
Speaker
We just ran from the problem!
00:44:35
Speaker
No, no, no, we have a bigger problem.
00:44:39
Speaker
Bigger than him?
00:44:41
Speaker
Yeah, the glass is shattered on the front door and Nega Evil Chris is gone.
00:44:50
Speaker
Oh, fuck.
00:44:53
Speaker
What'd you guys do to piss that guy off?
00:44:55
Speaker
He broke a damn door to get to you?
00:45:00
Speaker
Sam turns and looks at Ashley.
00:45:03
Speaker
Yeah, it's all her fault.
00:45:06
Speaker
I was the one that accidentally summoned him when I wanted to talk to my brother.
00:45:12
Speaker
Oh, well, that's great for all of us.
00:45:14
Speaker
I'm really happy you did that.
00:45:19
Speaker
Well, you thought you'd be a dick.
00:45:21
Speaker
Was it worth it?
00:45:23
Speaker
You see her eyes just kind of go to the ground and her shoulders slump, but she doesn't say anything.
00:45:28
Speaker
Yeah.
00:45:29
Speaker
Arthur wants to look around since Sam said Negachris is inside.
00:45:35
Speaker
He wants to see if he sees anything around here.
00:45:37
Speaker
Maybe we could fucking run.
00:45:42
Speaker
Roll me a... Instead of alertness, I'm going to say roll me a search.
00:45:47
Speaker
Damn it.
00:45:49
Speaker
And then after he rolls the search, you can go, Shelby.
00:45:54
Speaker
What happened to tried and true alertness, God?
00:45:58
Speaker
I failed it a lot, so my alertness has caught up.
00:46:02
Speaker
Fuck!
00:46:04
Speaker
I need to change these dice.
00:46:05
Speaker
They're literally my blood dice.
00:46:08
Speaker
97 out of 21.
00:46:10
Speaker
So what do I see?
00:46:12
Speaker
You see the shattered glass that Sam told you about, and that's it?
00:46:19
Speaker
Well, let's just fucking
Negotiation and Deception
00:46:20
Speaker
get out of here, then!
00:46:20
Speaker
It's open!
00:46:22
Speaker
I don't...
00:46:24
Speaker
I don't know if he's here or not, though.
00:46:27
Speaker
That's the thing.
00:46:29
Speaker
What is our goal right now?
00:46:30
Speaker
Are we trying to stay in the movie theater?
00:46:33
Speaker
Are we trying to go somewhere?
00:46:35
Speaker
We were trying to meet up with our... I even forgot their gosh darn names.
00:46:41
Speaker
Lance and Charlotte.
00:46:43
Speaker
Lance and Charlotte.
00:46:44
Speaker
And we haven't seen hide or tail of those motherfuckers.
00:46:47
Speaker
And all we've seen are goddamn Cthulhu beasts.
00:46:52
Speaker
Shelby, you would know that Lance and Charlotte, they were in the nest because that's where they rescued you from.
00:47:03
Speaker
And when they told you to go, they were under attack pretty hard.
00:47:10
Speaker
Yeah, y'all, I don't think we're finding Lance and Charlotte.
00:47:13
Speaker
Like, we need a new plan.
00:47:15
Speaker
What?
00:47:17
Speaker
What do you mean?
00:47:20
Speaker
The person that showed us where this stockpile of weapons is.
00:47:24
Speaker
I just mean, unless they are tough as nails, and I didn't know them that long, so maybe they are.
00:47:30
Speaker
Maybe they can scrap real good.
00:47:32
Speaker
But unless they are real good fighters, they were getting ambushed pretty hard when I left.
00:47:39
Speaker
They had such thick accents.
00:47:40
Speaker
I thought they were strong.
00:47:42
Speaker
Charlotte didn't.
00:47:43
Speaker
Charlotte didn't have an accent at all.
00:47:45
Speaker
Oh, it was just that.
00:47:46
Speaker
Yeah, Lance had a very New York accent.
00:47:51
Speaker
He had enough accent for both.
00:47:53
Speaker
He had the 40s accent we were talking about earlier.
00:47:55
Speaker
Exactly.
00:47:56
Speaker
I can't remember what it's called, though.
00:47:58
Speaker
Yeah, see?
00:48:00
Speaker
Go ahead, Brick.
00:48:02
Speaker
As Ryan comes out and sees all this and hears them talking, he's just like, less talk, more outside, go, go.
00:48:09
Speaker
No.
00:48:11
Speaker
Are you dumb?
00:48:12
Speaker
That thing wasn't blocked by the glass.
00:48:15
Speaker
Why are you worried about broken glass?
00:48:17
Speaker
That thing hit the wall as hard as he could, and you saw that weird blue field.
00:48:21
Speaker
It wasn't the door holding him in.
00:48:23
Speaker
Whatever the hell came in, or whatever the hell broke that glass, it wasn't him.
00:48:28
Speaker
Hey, Ned.
00:48:29
Speaker
Hey, yeah.
00:48:30
Speaker
You were in the storeroom when Chris was hitting the force field.
00:48:34
Speaker
I do like the recap, though.
00:48:37
Speaker
Well, you're welcome for the recap.
00:48:38
Speaker
I'll go ahead and talk about that.
00:48:43
Speaker
Ryan told you, like, they told you what had happened, but you did not see him hitting the horse.
00:48:48
Speaker
Yeah, see, God says I got it.
00:48:50
Speaker
God is always right.
00:48:54
Speaker
Go ahead, Mel.
00:48:57
Speaker
Sam was about to do something.
00:48:58
Speaker
She looks at Chris, looks back to the broken glass, once more looks at the group, and then books it towards the door.
00:49:10
Speaker
What?
00:49:10
Speaker
What?
00:49:11
Speaker
Wait!
00:49:12
Speaker
Someone stop her!
00:49:13
Speaker
Yeah, I want to try to grab her.
00:49:15
Speaker
I'm not close enough to try.
00:49:17
Speaker
How close are you?
00:49:19
Speaker
Matt, you are right behind her, so I will say... I feel like I'm the only one that would be close enough because I was running right next to her.
00:49:27
Speaker
Roll me an alertness to see if you can see that she's going to do it first off.
00:49:33
Speaker
Because she just kind of went.
00:49:36
Speaker
She didn't give any notification.
00:49:38
Speaker
She just went.
00:49:40
Speaker
My dexterity is 16.
00:49:44
Speaker
Clarification by door.
00:49:46
Speaker
You meant the front doors, correct?
00:49:48
Speaker
Yes.
00:49:48
Speaker
The broken glass doors.
00:49:49
Speaker
She's going for the open door.
00:49:51
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:52
Speaker
Okay.
00:49:52
Speaker
Making sure.
00:49:53
Speaker
All right.
00:49:53
Speaker
Alertness, you said?
00:49:54
Speaker
Yes.
00:49:57
Speaker
16 out of 35.
00:49:59
Speaker
Okay.
00:49:59
Speaker
You see her going for it.
00:50:01
Speaker
Now roll me a dex to see if you can catch her.
00:50:05
Speaker
And now you can roll me an opposed dodge.
00:50:08
Speaker
Can I do an opposed?
00:50:09
Speaker
Yeah, you can do an opposed dodge.
00:50:11
Speaker
Oh shit.
00:50:11
Speaker
What are you doing?
00:50:13
Speaker
Why are you doing this?
00:50:17
Speaker
Ah, fuck.
00:50:19
Speaker
This is actually good.
00:50:21
Speaker
Nevermind, my dexterity is really high.
00:50:22
Speaker
77 out of 80.
00:50:23
Speaker
Oh.
00:50:23
Speaker
What is my dodge?
00:50:24
Speaker
Oh, Maddie.
00:50:34
Speaker
What?
00:50:35
Speaker
I got a 77.
00:50:36
Speaker
Did you crit?
00:50:39
Speaker
Well, I ended up getting a 17 out of a 40.
00:50:42
Speaker
Yeah, that's not how opposed works.
00:50:45
Speaker
Remember, opposed is... No, opposed is whoever gets the higher number closer to their number.
00:50:52
Speaker
Oh, I thought it was... I'm super close to 80.
00:50:55
Speaker
Whoever... Never mind.
00:50:57
Speaker
Okay, I guess you stopped me.
00:50:58
Speaker
Matt, you crit.
00:50:59
Speaker
Yeah, Matt.
00:51:01
Speaker
Yeah, I was going to say Arthur crit.
00:51:03
Speaker
So he sees the look in your eye.
00:51:07
Speaker
And as you go to take off, he just wraps an arm around your waist and stops you from moving.
00:51:13
Speaker
What the hell are you doing?
00:51:15
Speaker
We need to get out of here.
00:51:16
Speaker
Get off of me, Arthur.
00:51:17
Speaker
Do you want to talk?
00:51:18
Speaker
Yeah, you're doing a suicide mission.
00:51:20
Speaker
Why don't we just at least expect it before we start booking it?
00:51:24
Speaker
God damn.
00:51:25
Speaker
There is a monster in here.
00:51:28
Speaker
There's monsters everywhere.
00:51:29
Speaker
We're not safe here.
00:51:31
Speaker
We don't know where Chris is at.
00:51:33
Speaker
Let's just get the fuck out.
00:51:35
Speaker
I'm done.
00:51:36
Speaker
Let's go.
00:51:38
Speaker
I agree, but let's go as a group.
00:51:41
Speaker
Arthur?
00:51:43
Speaker
Get off of me.
00:51:44
Speaker
All right, all right.
00:51:45
Speaker
Just go fucking sprint away like a crazy person again.
00:51:49
Speaker
Whatever.
00:51:50
Speaker
Let her go.
00:51:50
Speaker
Jeez.
00:51:53
Speaker
If she wants to go die, fine.
00:51:56
Speaker
All right.
00:51:57
Speaker
That's not cool.
00:52:00
Speaker
at least relax I'm sorry there's no room in this universe that we found ourselves in for crazy people that want to run into danger without discussing it with their friends that is a good point but still you ought to be a dick about it you're right I'm sorry I'm just grumpy about the dude over there that tried to murder us I can literally relate let's get the fuck out of here as a group
00:52:28
Speaker
Um, you all were facing Sam when she did that, right?
00:52:33
Speaker
When the commotion started, you all kind of looked at her.
00:52:36
Speaker
Yeah, but Chris still has his gun trained on it, doesn't he?
00:52:39
Speaker
I haven't turned away from the monster.
00:52:42
Speaker
Okay, roll me an alertness check.
00:52:46
Speaker
Is Chris not going to alert us a shit?
00:52:49
Speaker
17 out of 27.
00:52:51
Speaker
You and Chris both notice at the same time that the monster is getting back up.
00:52:56
Speaker
Guys, we got a problem right now.
00:52:57
Speaker
Yeah, that means we need to leave.
00:53:00
Speaker
And go where?
00:53:00
Speaker
We're dead either way, so I think we ought to fight where we can actually see what the fuck we're dealing with.
00:53:05
Speaker
No.
00:53:06
Speaker
Too bad.
00:53:06
Speaker
I'm going out that door, and I am going to... I'm leaving this place.
00:53:12
Speaker
This place isn't safe.
00:53:13
Speaker
Charlotte and Lance are probably dead, and we're dead just sitting here.
00:53:18
Speaker
Sounds like it don't make a difference to me.
00:53:19
Speaker
I'm going to try and stay safe right here, and I'm going to hopefully wait for them.
00:53:23
Speaker
I hope that y'all can stay.
00:53:25
Speaker
to tear this group apart!
00:53:28
Speaker
It don't seem any safer outside than it does in here.
00:53:30
Speaker
Yeah, well, we're not at home.
00:53:33
Speaker
We're in the in-between.
00:53:34
Speaker
We're dead regardless.
00:53:36
Speaker
So let's just go.
00:53:39
Speaker
I'm sorry.
00:53:40
Speaker
I'm with Ned.
00:53:41
Speaker
This is the safest place to be right now.
00:53:45
Speaker
I don't trust out there.
00:53:48
Speaker
The monster's walking back down the hallway.
00:53:50
Speaker
You guys are all startled when you hear a gunshot
00:53:58
Speaker
Oh no.
00:54:01
Speaker
Did he crit fail?
00:54:02
Speaker
Yes, he did.
00:54:03
Speaker
I hope so.
00:54:03
Speaker
Did he hit one of us?
00:54:05
Speaker
No, you guys are all behind him.
00:54:07
Speaker
So he didn't hit one of you guys, but you see, as you turn around, you see the shot goes wide and the gun jams.
00:54:19
Speaker
Oh no.
00:54:20
Speaker
Who's gun, Chris?
00:54:21
Speaker
I thought you say the big monster crit failed.
00:54:24
Speaker
No, Chris crit failed on a shot.
00:54:27
Speaker
He had that called shot or that shot that he was lining up.
00:54:31
Speaker
Yeah.
00:54:33
Speaker
Yeah.
00:54:33
Speaker
He crit failed it.
00:54:35
Speaker
God damn it, Chris.
00:54:37
Speaker
So the monster is walking uninhibited towards you guys.
00:54:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:54:43
Speaker
New plan.
00:54:45
Speaker
Um, we can't escape this thing.
00:54:48
Speaker
What if we all leave?
00:54:50
Speaker
I'm kind of on Sam's side now.
00:54:52
Speaker
Okay.
00:54:53
Speaker
Haven't we been told that this is the safest place to be?
00:54:57
Speaker
From the last time Lance and Charlotte were here, this was their safe house.
00:55:00
Speaker
That's why they told you to come here.
00:55:02
Speaker
Not so safe with monsters in it.
00:55:07
Speaker
I shoot my shotgun at the thing.
00:55:08
Speaker
Okay.
00:55:10
Speaker
Go ahead and roll a firearms.
00:55:13
Speaker
What do you have in firearms?
00:55:15
Speaker
A 40.
00:55:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:55:16
Speaker
roll it at a negative 20 because of the distance down the hallway, the buckshot's going to spread and not really do much from that distance.
00:55:24
Speaker
Not buckshot.
00:55:25
Speaker
We talked earlier in the last episode.
00:55:27
Speaker
Oh, you have slugs, don't you?
00:55:28
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:29
Speaker
Sure do.
00:55:30
Speaker
Okay, yeah.
00:55:30
Speaker
Go ahead and roll your shot then.
00:55:32
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:35
Speaker
That is a 2.
00:55:37
Speaker
0-0-2.
00:55:39
Speaker
Okay, that's a crit.
00:55:43
Speaker
It is?
00:55:44
Speaker
Yeah, remember I said ones, twos, 99s, and 100s were crits.
00:55:47
Speaker
Oh, that's right.
00:55:48
Speaker
Yeah, you did say that.
00:55:50
Speaker
All right.
00:55:50
Speaker
So a slug's damage is different.
00:55:52
Speaker
I believe that's only 1d10 damage.
00:55:54
Speaker
So is that 2d10 because it's a crit?
00:55:56
Speaker
Yeah.
00:55:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:00
Speaker
Slug shotgun is 2d6.
00:56:02
Speaker
Oh, 2d6?
00:56:04
Speaker
Yes.
00:56:05
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:06
Speaker
That's a four and a three, so seven damage from the shotgun.
00:56:11
Speaker
Okay.
00:56:12
Speaker
Would it be 4d6 because he crit?
00:56:15
Speaker
Yes.
00:56:17
Speaker
Yeah.
00:56:20
Speaker
So... 11... 16 damage total.
00:56:23
Speaker
Nice.
00:56:24
Speaker
Okay, so... You fire your slug.
00:56:28
Speaker
I did say last time if you crit, I will let you call it as a called shot.
00:56:33
Speaker
So where do you want to hit him?
00:56:35
Speaker
I think I would...
00:56:37
Speaker
aim for like just north of center mass.
00:56:41
Speaker
Like I'm trying to aim for a shoulder.
00:56:42
Speaker
I'm trying to debilitate one of his arms.
00:56:45
Speaker
Yeah.
00:56:46
Speaker
From that distance, it's the smartest to aim for center mass.
00:56:48
Speaker
So yeah, I'll say you hit him like right in the right shoulder.
Monster's True Role Revealed
00:56:52
Speaker
And again, no emotion on the face, but the right shoulder does kind of like fly back a second because of the impact.
00:57:02
Speaker
But he continues to walk.
00:57:04
Speaker
Alright, so your slug went into his shoulder, he kinda staggered for a second, and then continued walking towards you guys.
00:57:12
Speaker
Are we still in, like, turn order?
00:57:16
Speaker
As of right this second, no.
00:57:18
Speaker
Okay, cool.
00:57:19
Speaker
Sam starts heading for the door again.
00:57:22
Speaker
She's like, I'm done.
00:57:24
Speaker
I'm out.
00:57:25
Speaker
That thing wants to kill us.
00:57:26
Speaker
I'm sure there are things out there that want to kill us.
00:57:28
Speaker
I'm sure there's other safe houses, but I'm out.
00:57:31
Speaker
I want to go home.
00:57:32
Speaker
I want to try and I'm done here.
00:57:35
Speaker
So you're making a bolt for the door again?
00:57:37
Speaker
Yes.
00:57:38
Speaker
Okay.
00:57:39
Speaker
So is any... Arthur, you said that you are kind of on her side now, so you're not going to try and stop her this time?
00:57:48
Speaker
Because you're still the one that would be the closest to do it.
00:57:53
Speaker
Arthur's conflicted right now because he does want to leave, but he also does remember the barrier.
00:57:59
Speaker
And I feel like maybe if we just... Sam, if we just stay and fucking fight this thing, we might be able to survive in here.
00:58:08
Speaker
I'm starting to... I'm wavering.
00:58:11
Speaker
I think... I don't want to get attacked by the goddamn water tower.
00:58:15
Speaker
All right?
00:58:16
Speaker
We don't know where that thing went.
00:58:18
Speaker
So he is trying to stop you with his words.
00:58:22
Speaker
I have persuasion.
00:58:23
Speaker
Can I roll?
00:58:27
Speaker
I don't think I would do that with a player.
00:58:31
Speaker
Like physical, yes.
00:58:32
Speaker
I don't think persuasion, though.
00:58:35
Speaker
She's not running for the door.
00:58:36
Speaker
She's just like determined and walking with determination.
00:58:42
Speaker
Okay.
00:58:43
Speaker
So you're just like woman on a mission.
00:58:45
Speaker
Fuck you guys.
00:58:46
Speaker
I'm going to the door.
00:58:47
Speaker
Yeah.
00:58:48
Speaker
Okay.
00:58:48
Speaker
Uh, he's gonna turn towards the monster and, uh, fire his handgun.
00:58:55
Speaker
Okay.
00:58:56
Speaker
Real quick.
00:58:56
Speaker
Go ahead.
00:58:59
Speaker
Uh, he's just going to, uh, start following Sam and just be like real simple guys.
00:59:04
Speaker
He points towards the monster, certain death points out the door, possible death.
00:59:09
Speaker
Gonna take my chances.
00:59:11
Speaker
She throws her hands up in the air and goes, see, Orion gets it.
00:59:14
Speaker
And she keeps heading towards the door.
00:59:15
Speaker
Okay.
00:59:17
Speaker
Arthur, go ahead and roll me firearms.
00:59:20
Speaker
God, I hope I don't suck.
00:59:24
Speaker
Ooh, look at that sweet failure.
00:59:27
Speaker
I rolled a 98 out of 20.
00:59:30
Speaker
So does he die?
00:59:32
Speaker
Dude, what is with your dice rolling you in the 90s tonight?
00:59:36
Speaker
These aren't even the same dice that rolled the 90s.
00:59:39
Speaker
I have a bunch of D10s.
00:59:41
Speaker
I'm just grabbing them and using different ones.
00:59:44
Speaker
And they're still the same outcome.
00:59:47
Speaker
Who's having our dice?
00:59:52
Speaker
The ceiling tile that you accidentally hit does.
00:59:55
Speaker
Nice.
00:59:57
Speaker
Okay.
00:59:59
Speaker
So like I said, we are not in combat order right now.
01:00:03
Speaker
Samantha gets to the door and instantly, Samantha, you can't breathe.
01:00:12
Speaker
I told you so.
01:00:16
Speaker
as a hand is wrapped around your throat.
01:00:19
Speaker
Oh.
01:00:25
Speaker
And you are pulled in to Negachris.
01:00:30
Speaker
And he leans in and he goes, I knew you'd fall for this trap.
01:00:39
Speaker
Now listen carefully.
01:00:41
Speaker
Tell your friends to give me what I want.
01:00:46
Speaker
If she can't breathe, she can't talk.
01:00:52
Speaker
He loosens his grip enough for you to talk.
Elise's Disappearance
01:00:55
Speaker
Enough to still control you.
01:00:57
Speaker
She will, one hand comes up and like holds his hand and the other flips him off.
01:01:05
Speaker
Can we see this out the door?
01:01:08
Speaker
That depends.
01:01:09
Speaker
Are you, did you watch her go or are you focused on the monster that's coming down the hallway at you?
01:01:16
Speaker
I think I was looking at her because last I was arguing with her.
01:01:21
Speaker
Okay.
01:01:22
Speaker
I know Matt specifically said, do what you want and turn back to the monster.
01:01:27
Speaker
So I didn't know if you did as well.
01:01:28
Speaker
So yeah, you can see this.
01:01:29
Speaker
And Ryan, you can also see this because you were following her out the door.
01:01:34
Speaker
Awesome.
01:01:35
Speaker
I'm going to run towards the door then to try to help her.
01:01:37
Speaker
Okay.
01:01:40
Speaker
So the way he has her...
01:01:44
Speaker
In order to allow her to speak to you guys, think like the movies, like the hostage situation.
01:01:50
Speaker
He's got an arm holding her to himself and is basically using her as a meat shield right now.
01:01:59
Speaker
I'm going to turn around to Ashley.
01:02:03
Speaker
Ashley, you stay with your brother.
01:02:04
Speaker
Okay?
01:02:05
Speaker
Okay.
01:02:08
Speaker
What's going on?
01:02:08
Speaker
Why?
01:02:09
Speaker
Turn this thing into cheese.
01:02:10
Speaker
Just you keep fucking shooting at this thing.
01:02:12
Speaker
Chris, you handle this.
01:02:14
Speaker
I need to go over there.
01:02:15
Speaker
I need to be with Sam and them.
01:02:16
Speaker
And I'm going to book it over there with my shotgun to where Sam is being held.
01:02:21
Speaker
You don't know this happened.
01:02:23
Speaker
You were facing a monster.
01:02:23
Speaker
I heard it.
01:02:25
Speaker
I'd be able to hear it.
01:02:27
Speaker
I feel like when Elise runs over there, she yells like, oh shit, there he is.
01:02:33
Speaker
Hey guys, look over there.
01:02:36
Speaker
I'd imagine there'd be a whole lot of old fucks.
01:02:38
Speaker
Yeah.
01:02:40
Speaker
Okay.
01:02:40
Speaker
I'll let it slide this time.
01:02:42
Speaker
Oh shit.
01:02:43
Speaker
I appreciate you.
01:02:44
Speaker
Because otherwise I was going to say Samantha didn't make a noise.
01:02:48
Speaker
Ryan hasn't made a noise.
01:02:51
Speaker
So I was going to argue, no, you wouldn't know anything was happening, but I'll let it slide this time.
01:02:58
Speaker
That'd be so bad.
01:02:59
Speaker
I appreciate you so much.
01:03:04
Speaker
Okay.
01:03:05
Speaker
So Sam was being choked.
01:03:06
Speaker
She flipped him off and you know, I mean, it's really hard for her to get words out, but she manages to choke out what, what, what is it you want to
01:03:20
Speaker
He looks past you and makes eye contact with Ryan.
01:03:28
Speaker
And he goes, He has what I need.
01:03:30
Speaker
Knows what I need.
01:03:32
Speaker
Tell your friends to give me back what is mine.
01:03:39
Speaker
I need to know what it is first.
01:03:43
Speaker
He has my tooth.
01:03:45
Speaker
You heard me!
01:03:47
Speaker
Get my fucking tooth or I'll pull your skull from your body!
01:03:53
Speaker
Sam locks eyes with Ryan and just kind of holds out her hand as if like, give me give me motion like, give it here cause now that she knows what he has she's just she has like panic in her eyes and she just is staring him down
01:04:17
Speaker
So Ryan has not told you that he has this.
01:04:21
Speaker
And Ryan is far enough away that he did not hear what Chris said to you.
01:04:28
Speaker
She still has eyes locked on him.
01:04:32
Speaker
I'm just saying for Breck to correctly roleplay what's going on here because Breck thinks or Ryan thinks that he's after something else.
01:04:43
Speaker
Yes, thank you for clarifying that.
01:04:45
Speaker
Ryan sees her holding out his hand and just stares at Chris holding her and just slowly pulls off the dog tags and just starts walking towards Sam and Chris with them hanging from his hand.
01:05:00
Speaker
Chris's grip on Samantha tightens.
01:05:05
Speaker
I'm assuming she can't talk at this point.
01:05:09
Speaker
No, so the way he has you, like I said, he's kind of got, when he loosened his grip on you, he turned you around.
01:05:15
Speaker
So your back is to his chest.
01:05:17
Speaker
So you are facing inside.
01:05:19
Speaker
He's kind of got you around and is holding your shoulder.
01:05:23
Speaker
Like, so his arm is in front of you.
01:05:25
Speaker
So he's like holding you to him.
01:05:28
Speaker
Oh, okay.
01:05:29
Speaker
So him tightening his grip just is kind of showing anger.
01:05:33
Speaker
Okay.
01:05:35
Speaker
His fingers are kind of digging into your shoulder now.
01:05:38
Speaker
Ryan walks up to the doorway, but not through it.
01:05:41
Speaker
And it's just like, what guarantee do I have?
01:05:44
Speaker
You won't just kill her the moment I give you these.
01:05:47
Speaker
What the fuck are those?
01:05:50
Speaker
I don't want your stupid metal.
01:05:52
Speaker
You have what I need.
01:05:54
Speaker
Give it to me now.
01:05:58
Speaker
You have his tooth.
01:06:00
Speaker
Oh, um, Ryan pats down his pockets, kind of forgetting that he even had the tooth.
01:06:07
Speaker
And then slowly pulls it out.
01:06:09
Speaker
My question still stands, Negachris.
01:06:13
Speaker
He's just kind of looking at you.
01:06:16
Speaker
And he just chuckles and he goes, I will guarantee I'll kill her now.
01:06:24
Speaker
If that tooth isn't in my hand right now.
01:06:31
Speaker
Do you want that guarantee or do you
01:06:35
Speaker
Ryan, please.
01:06:37
Speaker
And the fact that you had to trick us to get us out there tells me that if you kill her, I will literally drop this tooth in here and you'll never get it.
01:06:45
Speaker
So let her go and I will toss it.
01:06:48
Speaker
I'm sure you're fast enough to do it at the same time as I toss it.
01:06:51
Speaker
That's not happening.
01:06:55
Speaker
Chris moves his hand from Samantha's shoulder and puts it where her neck is kind of in the crook of his arm.
01:07:04
Speaker
Ryan brings his arm back and whips the tooth out the door as far away from Chris as he can.
01:07:12
Speaker
Like, if Chris is on, like, the right side of the doorway, he's going to throw it, like, out the left side.
01:07:18
Speaker
Okay, so what I'll say here is it is one glass-paned door.
01:07:23
Speaker
He didn't, like, shatter the entire front.
01:07:25
Speaker
He just shattered the one door.
01:07:28
Speaker
And they are standing, like, right in front of it.
01:07:31
Speaker
That force field was almost like just an invisible layer right in front of the door.
01:07:35
Speaker
So he's right up to the door.
01:07:38
Speaker
Okay.
01:07:39
Speaker
So I won't be able to get it past him pretty easily.
01:07:43
Speaker
Um, roll a, we'll just say roll an opposed dexterity.
01:07:54
Speaker
That is a 43 on a 50.
01:07:55
Speaker
Okay.
01:07:55
Speaker
Did you crit?
01:07:56
Speaker
Okay.
01:07:59
Speaker
Um, yes, I did.
01:08:02
Speaker
Fail or succeed?
01:08:04
Speaker
Well, here's the funny thing.
01:08:06
Speaker
His dex is also a 50.
01:08:09
Speaker
And if you would like, I will take a picture of my dice box for you.
01:08:16
Speaker
He crit with a 44.
01:08:17
Speaker
Um, I am going to...
01:08:25
Speaker
I don't know if this works within a pose, but can I burn one luck to match that?
01:08:31
Speaker
No, you cannot.
01:08:33
Speaker
Because burning a luck would put you down numbers.
01:08:37
Speaker
It doesn't add to it.
01:08:40
Speaker
Do you get what I mean?
01:08:40
Speaker
Damn.
01:08:42
Speaker
Yeah.
01:08:42
Speaker
And I have to burn, what, 10 luck to make it a crit?
01:08:46
Speaker
Correct.
01:08:46
Speaker
And then at that point, he would still win because his crit
01:08:51
Speaker
the way the opposed words are still higher.
01:08:54
Speaker
So unfortunately I'm going to say, yeah, there's no way you're going to win this one.
01:08:59
Speaker
Yep.
01:08:59
Speaker
That's fine.
01:09:00
Speaker
So you go to throw the tooth and he catches it.
01:09:03
Speaker
No problem.
01:09:04
Speaker
Still keeping his eyes right on you.
01:09:08
Speaker
Did he use the hand that was holding Sam?
01:09:12
Speaker
No.
01:09:13
Speaker
He still has Samantha smash cut back into the theater.
01:09:19
Speaker
You guys see Chris is trying to undo the jam in the gun.
01:09:26
Speaker
You have Ashley who has a handgun and is too afraid to fire.
01:09:32
Speaker
You have Arthur trying to fire.
01:09:34
Speaker
And missing.
01:09:35
Speaker
The monster is right up to you guys and walks right past you.
01:09:46
Speaker
Ned.
01:09:46
Speaker
Yes.
01:09:47
Speaker
As you are turning to follow Elise and Ryan and Samantha to see what Negachris is doing, you feel a giant hand on your shoulder.
01:09:59
Speaker
Ned kind of just stiff as a board.
01:10:02
Speaker
Just slowly.
01:10:03
Speaker
Yeah, I stop and I slowly turn and look at the hand.
01:10:08
Speaker
As you turn to look at the hand, you don't feel any malice in it whatsoever.
01:10:14
Speaker
The hand was just stopping you from moving as the monster walks past you.
01:10:19
Speaker
Guys, guys.
01:10:22
Speaker
Elise, the monster is walking up behind you.
01:10:25
Speaker
You hear the footsteps.
01:10:26
Speaker
Okay.
01:10:28
Speaker
You have your back turned to the monster.
01:10:30
Speaker
I will turn and aim my shotgun at it.
01:10:34
Speaker
But, I mean, she probably put two and two together since her friends are still in its pathway and fine that it has walked past them.
01:10:42
Speaker
So she's not going to shoot unless it makes a move towards her or one of her friends.
01:10:48
Speaker
It walks right past you.
01:10:50
Speaker
Ryan, you still have your back to the monster as well.
01:10:53
Speaker
And it's coming up right behind you.
01:10:55
Speaker
He is not breaking eye contact with Neger Chris.
01:10:59
Speaker
You're still standing in the doorway?
01:11:02
Speaker
Yep.
01:11:02
Speaker
Shaking in his boots.
01:11:04
Speaker
You feel a hand on your shoulder.
01:11:06
Speaker
And instantly you are off your feet.
01:11:10
Speaker
As you are shoved to the side.
01:11:12
Speaker
I'm not even going to let you roll an opposed strength check against a nine foot tall humanoid.
01:11:17
Speaker
Ryan would be way too surprised to even try to stop that.
01:11:20
Speaker
Yep.
01:11:21
Speaker
So...
01:11:22
Speaker
I'm gonna say Sam's eyes are as big as dinner plates right now.
01:11:26
Speaker
First things first.
01:11:28
Speaker
Because I haven't called this in a while.
01:11:30
Speaker
I need everybody to roll me a sanity.
01:11:34
Speaker
Well, I kind of figured that was coming after Sam decided to fuck everything up.
01:11:38
Speaker
It's fine.
01:11:39
Speaker
You mother... Oh no, Greg.
01:11:46
Speaker
Well, at least it wasn't a 90.
01:11:49
Speaker
Speak for yourself!
01:11:52
Speaker
Fuck!
01:11:54
Speaker
Never mind, I'm good.
01:11:55
Speaker
I'm so sorry, I don't see sanity on my sheet.
01:11:58
Speaker
Where is it?
01:12:00
Speaker
It is in the... Same column as your hit points.
01:12:05
Speaker
Yep, two below your hit points.
01:12:07
Speaker
Two above physical description.
01:12:09
Speaker
Oh.
01:12:10
Speaker
66 on a 71.
01:12:10
Speaker
Okay.
01:12:11
Speaker
Okay.
01:12:15
Speaker
You find some resolve in the fact that this monster did not attack you guys and you gain a sanity.
01:12:21
Speaker
I'm alive.
01:12:23
Speaker
I thought I had much lower sanity than I do.
01:12:25
Speaker
That is a 44 on a 56.
01:12:25
Speaker
Okay, lose nothing.
01:12:27
Speaker
59 on a 41.
01:12:29
Speaker
Lose one.
01:12:29
Speaker
89 on a 68.
01:12:31
Speaker
Just lose one.
01:12:33
Speaker
I'm at my breaking point.
01:12:46
Speaker
Oh, yes!
01:12:47
Speaker
Okay.
01:12:49
Speaker
No fair.
01:12:52
Speaker
So, we will finish up this scene.
01:12:57
Speaker
When we are done with this episode, Matt, I will do an extra recording with you to figure out what your thing is.
01:13:05
Speaker
So, and then, Elise, what was your sand roll?
01:13:09
Speaker
I actually rolled another 17 on a 75.
01:13:14
Speaker
Okay, so you'll lose zero.
01:13:17
Speaker
That's good.
01:13:18
Speaker
Oh, I always forget it's lower.
01:13:19
Speaker
Yeah, lower is good.
01:13:21
Speaker
Yes.
01:13:23
Speaker
I'm so sane.
01:13:25
Speaker
You are hella sane.
01:13:26
Speaker
You all look and you see a monster standing inside the theater.
01:13:33
Speaker
And Negachris is standing outside the theater.
01:13:37
Speaker
And they are just staring at each other with Samantha in between them.
01:13:41
Speaker
And Samantha, you see that while Chris is looking, or Negacris is looking at the monster, he takes the tooth and holds it up to your throat.
01:13:58
Speaker
Okay.
01:14:00
Speaker
And he looks at the monster and he goes, Take one more step, you piece of shit, and I'll do
01:14:11
Speaker
You feel the point of the tooth press up against your throat.
01:14:15
Speaker
Okay.
01:14:16
Speaker
She just, like, shakes her head a little bit.
01:14:20
Speaker
No.
01:14:20
Speaker
Moving faster than you have ever seen this monster move.
01:14:24
Speaker
You see it, like, it looks like it's just standing there, and then all of a sudden, its fist is out as it just rocks Negachris in the face.
01:14:33
Speaker
Okay.
01:14:39
Speaker
Everyone hates this dude.
01:14:41
Speaker
His grip on you loosens and he also drops the tooth.
01:14:47
Speaker
Sam collapses to her knees and grabs the tooth and steps back inside.
01:14:53
Speaker
Well, not steps back, but crawls back inside of the theater past the giant monster's goddamn awful huge feet.
01:14:59
Speaker
Yeah, the monster is standing with his feet far enough apart that you can crawl between his legs and get back into the theater.
01:15:05
Speaker
Okay, I do that.
01:15:07
Speaker
Okay.
01:15:09
Speaker
He doesn't pay you any mind.
01:15:11
Speaker
And now that you are inside, the monster steps outside and starts to attack Negachris.
01:15:21
Speaker
They are fighting out in the parking lot.
01:15:23
Speaker
I knew this was the safest place to be.
01:15:25
Speaker
Even the monsters are getting out of here.
01:15:27
Speaker
They know it's supposed to be safe.
01:15:30
Speaker
Sam at this point is too stunned to speak.
01:15:32
Speaker
Little did you guys know this whole time that the monster was a protector.
01:15:39
Speaker
And we beat up on him.
01:15:41
Speaker
And he still protected you guys.
01:15:44
Speaker
Oh my God.
01:15:45
Speaker
That's so sad.
01:15:49
Speaker
I shot him.
01:15:50
Speaker
I shot him so hard.
01:15:54
Speaker
In our defense, he's menacing as fuck.
01:15:57
Speaker
Very menacing.
01:15:58
Speaker
So Samantha, go ahead.
01:16:00
Speaker
Can we like get his phone number in case we need him to help us again?
01:16:05
Speaker
He's got really big hands.
01:16:06
Speaker
It's kind of hard for him to hit that touch screen without hitting like seven numbers at the same time.
01:16:11
Speaker
Right.
01:16:12
Speaker
He just doesn't have a phone.
01:16:13
Speaker
He has a little like pager on his belt.
01:16:16
Speaker
Oh, can we get his pager number?
01:16:18
Speaker
No, a pager that's like the size of his pinky.
01:16:23
Speaker
So Samantha crawls back in.
01:16:26
Speaker
She's holding the tooth.
01:16:27
Speaker
What do you guys do?
01:16:28
Speaker
Ryan is going to grab Sam under her arms and just start dragging her even faster back into the building towards everyone else.
01:16:37
Speaker
Okay.
01:16:37
Speaker
Elise is going to check to make sure that Sam's neck isn't like bruised really bad or anything.
01:16:44
Speaker
There'd be a little bit of bruising, but nothing like life threatening.
01:16:49
Speaker
I did it.
01:16:51
Speaker
Good job.
01:16:52
Speaker
Thank you.
01:16:55
Speaker
You're going to be just fine.
01:16:56
Speaker
I never shot him.
01:16:57
Speaker
I missed.
01:16:59
Speaker
She just, again, she's still too kind of, she's kind of in shock currently to what happened, but she kind of nods her head in agreement that she feels like everything will be okay.
01:17:10
Speaker
Chris is instantly at your side and kind of pats her eye on the shoulder in a, hey, I got this, I got this, and takes over helping you.
01:17:24
Speaker
Real Chris, not Nigger Chris.
01:17:26
Speaker
Okay, I was like, wait a second.
01:17:30
Speaker
Before Ryan moves away, he's going to gently pry the tooth out of Sam's hands.
01:17:35
Speaker
You're going to have to fight me for that because her grip on that tooth is pretty strong right now.
01:17:40
Speaker
If she fights him, he'll just let her have it then.
01:17:42
Speaker
Okay.
01:17:44
Speaker
The shock is just like, has her hand tensed around that tooth.
01:17:47
Speaker
Here, just let it go.
01:17:49
Speaker
Let it go.
01:17:51
Speaker
He's kind of walking back in with you, and he's also trying to just calm you down and take the tooth from you.
01:17:57
Speaker
She doesn't let go.
01:17:59
Speaker
Samantha, just let the tooth go.
01:18:02
Speaker
She drops it.
01:18:04
Speaker
Chris, as he catches it, and as you guys are walking further into the theater, he reaches out, but he's already past Ryan.
01:18:15
Speaker
He is...
01:18:16
Speaker
closest to elise and he's just kind of not even looking at you just trying to hand off the tooth to get it away from samantha i'll take it or is he handing it to someone or he just has his hand out sorry he just has his hand out you're just the closest person to him i'll take it as elise and chris are both touching the tooth he's trying to hand it off to elise
01:18:40
Speaker
you see a flash of light and the tooth hits the ground and Elise is gone.
01:18:47
Speaker
What?
01:18:48
Speaker
Bye everyone.
01:18:49
Speaker
See you next week.
01:18:51
Speaker
Maybe.
01:18:53
Speaker
Elise.
01:18:53
Speaker
Fuck.
01:18:54
Speaker
Yes, God.
01:18:56
Speaker
Everybody take off your headphones for me, except for Shelby.
01:19:04
Speaker
Elise.
Elise's Halloween Experience
01:19:05
Speaker
Yeah.
01:19:06
Speaker
As you touch the tooth,
01:19:09
Speaker
You felt a warmth and a bright flash.
01:19:13
Speaker
And you kind of took your other hand that wasn't reaching for the tooth and tried to shield your eyes.
01:19:20
Speaker
As the light kind of dims back to a normal, like a normal brightness, you... You notice something.
01:19:27
Speaker
Your skin is kind of warm.
01:19:28
Speaker
You have gloves on?
01:19:30
Speaker
Wait a minute.
01:19:31
Speaker
You're home.
01:19:32
Speaker
You are back on your farm.
01:19:35
Speaker
You are setting up for your Halloween...
01:19:38
Speaker
thing that you guys do every year you are home do i have the tooth you do not but you remember everything that happened i she's gonna like look outside and like check her phone and make sure she's actually back you uh check your phone
01:20:05
Speaker
And it says that it is the exact date and time that the shockwave went off that took you to that realm in the first place.
01:20:17
Speaker
Your brother calls out to you and he goes, Elise, what are you doing?
01:20:22
Speaker
We're opening tonight.
01:20:24
Speaker
We got to get these finishing touches on.
01:20:26
Speaker
Let's go.
01:20:26
Speaker
Come on.
01:20:29
Speaker
Um.
01:20:31
Speaker
Okay.
01:20:32
Speaker
Uh.
01:20:33
Speaker
I just, sorry.
01:20:35
Speaker
I was, I got some real great ideas for monsters for next year, I guess.
01:20:41
Speaker
Um, perfect.
01:20:43
Speaker
Write them down.
01:20:45
Speaker
You know, we're always looking to add some stuff to the, to the haunted barn.
01:20:49
Speaker
Yeah.
01:20:49
Speaker
Yeah.
01:20:51
Speaker
I'll be down in a minute.
01:20:53
Speaker
All right.
01:20:54
Speaker
Sounds good.
01:20:54
Speaker
We'll see you out here.
01:20:56
Speaker
And she's going to slowly stand up and go to be with her family.
01:21:05
Speaker
All right.
01:21:07
Speaker
At this point, I'm going to call everyone else back in.
01:21:09
Speaker
If you want to mute for the rest of the thing, you can.
01:21:14
Speaker
You can keep listening to the rest of the episode because I can't have you, you know, leave until we're done recording.
01:21:20
Speaker
Yeah, I will.
01:21:22
Speaker
I will let everybody else come back in.
01:21:24
Speaker
But yeah, you're home.
01:21:26
Speaker
Good for her.
01:21:27
Speaker
She did it.
01:21:29
Speaker
I wanted to have a nice ending for your character.
01:21:34
Speaker
Thank you.
01:21:35
Speaker
I definitely thought she was going to die.
01:21:38
Speaker
Nah, I'm not going to be that mean to you.
01:21:39
Speaker
All right, let me get everyone else back in.
01:21:41
Speaker
All right.
Cryptid Crafts and Red Sky
01:21:53
Speaker
So the tooth hit the ground and there was a bright light and like bright enough that you all cover your eyes.
01:22:04
Speaker
And when you open your eyes, you are not in the movie theater anymore.
01:22:09
Speaker
The room that you are in is dark.
01:22:12
Speaker
Not like pitch black, but like there's no electricity dark.
01:22:17
Speaker
And you find yourselves staring into a mirror with a cutout of Sasquatch on the side of it.
01:22:28
Speaker
What?
01:22:30
Speaker
And in the mirror, you see...
01:22:35
Speaker
the lobby of the movie theater.
01:22:38
Speaker
Ryan, give me an alertness.
01:22:40
Speaker
Because this is very weird.
01:22:48
Speaker
That is a 23 on a 67.
01:22:51
Speaker
You feel a weight in your back pocket.
01:22:55
Speaker
He is going to slowly pull out the weight in his back pocket and look at it?
01:22:59
Speaker
It's the tooth.
01:23:01
Speaker
You guys are standing...
01:23:05
Speaker
Back in Cryptid Crafts.
01:23:09
Speaker
And you have the tooth.
01:23:12
Speaker
And that's where we're going to end this session.
01:23:14
Speaker
And by you guys, I mean the four of you.
01:23:18
Speaker
Elise, Chris, and Ashley are not with you.
01:23:22
Speaker
I know we ended, but like, does anything look decrepit still?
01:23:27
Speaker
The inside of Cryptid Crafts didn't look decrepit.
01:23:30
Speaker
I know, which means I can't even ask that.
01:23:34
Speaker
I will say you guys can glance outside and still see the red sky.
01:23:44
Speaker
I don't know if that makes that better or worse.
01:23:47
Speaker
Yeah.
01:23:50
Speaker
Broken.
01:23:50
Speaker
Okay.
01:23:54
Speaker
That being said, since we're at the end of the episode, Shelby, you can go ahead and unmute.
Farewell and Future Hints
01:24:00
Speaker
Hooray!
01:24:02
Speaker
So, does that mean Shelby's no longer with us?
01:24:08
Speaker
Yep.
01:24:09
Speaker
What?
01:24:10
Speaker
Yep.
01:24:11
Speaker
So, give me just a minute.
01:24:15
Speaker
Without making noise, Melanie.
01:24:16
Speaker
Hold on, I'm putting my tiny dice away.
01:24:19
Speaker
Alright, so I would like to take this moment to thank Shelby for joining us on our show, being a guest for a few episodes.
01:24:29
Speaker
So...
01:24:30
Speaker
from all of us I mean I'm sure everyone else will thank you too but thank you for taking the time out to join us on our show thank you for having me it was very fun I've never played a horror campaign before definitely a pleasure to have you I'll miss you I'll see you I promise I promise but I'll miss you on Friday night you don't know maybe maybe I'll be back yeah she could be back could happen
01:25:00
Speaker
Stranger things have happened.
01:25:02
Speaker
I'd love to be back.
01:25:02
Speaker
This was a wonderful time.
01:25:03
Speaker
Thank you all.
01:25:05
Speaker
Well, thank you for joining us.
01:25:08
Speaker
After your scene that you had, there's still a chance.
01:25:12
Speaker
She's alive.
01:25:15
Speaker
Maybe.
01:25:15
Speaker
She is alive.
01:25:16
Speaker
You'll never know.
01:25:18
Speaker
Well, I mean, I just confirmed you are alive.
01:25:20
Speaker
God damn it.
01:25:22
Speaker
Shelby, would you like to put your show up?
01:25:26
Speaker
Sure.
01:25:27
Speaker
I am on a comedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast with my wonderful husband, my wonderful brother-in-law and my wonderful neighbor slash best friend.
01:25:38
Speaker
It's called Folk and Fantasy and it's on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Spotify,
01:25:45
Speaker
Simplecast is the main one we stream off of.
01:25:48
Speaker
So go check us out.
01:25:49
Speaker
Folk, the letter N, Fantasy.
01:25:52
Speaker
We're also Folk Fantasy Podcast on Twitter.
01:25:57
Speaker
And we have a Facebook page.
01:26:00
Speaker
That's all.
01:26:01
Speaker
I follow it.
01:26:01
Speaker
I follow the Facebook page.
01:26:03
Speaker
We post very witty...
01:26:06
Speaker
Very witty posts.
01:26:07
Speaker
I'm in charge of the Facebook, so I make sure that they come out on time every week.
01:26:13
Speaker
And there is never a missed day.
01:26:15
Speaker
Don't you worry.
01:26:18
Speaker
Never, ever a missed day.
01:26:20
Speaker
Not even once.
01:26:23
Speaker
Or most weeks.
01:26:25
Speaker
So that being said, we will see you guys in the next one.
01:26:31
Speaker
Let's Play Pretend is Nick Barnett as Ned Dolaran, Breck Black as Ryan Winchester, Matt Check as Arthur Gooseberg, Melanie Derringer as Samantha Williams, and me, Jordan Derringer, as your DMGM keeper, handler, and host.
01:26:47
Speaker
Our guest for this episode is Shelby Hill, who you can find over on the Folk & Fantasy podcast wherever you listen to podcasts.
01:26:54
Speaker
Follow us on our social medias in order to keep up with the show and stay in the know, and we will see you in two weeks' time.
01:27:10
Speaker
Ha ha ha!