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The Kill Power Hour #070 - Tucker's 3rd List
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On his third "here is a list" list, Tucker decides to go on a date with his best friend and his brother--and it almost works! In a purposeful attempt to veer away from the "old man rants" on previous episodes, Tucker asks some probing questions to get a variety of answers, including the lost art of crapsmithing. Enjoy!
Hot dog inhaler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrTiuqSLGQ
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Introduction and Episode Topics
00:00:08
Speaker
We're three friendsmen the better part of an hour arguing and explaining why we love pizza and that's all we talk about. Each week we go through a list. This week we'll be discussing Tucker's third list which will take us from knives to retirement.
00:00:20
Speaker
I'm your host Eric and as always joined by my best friend Tucker. I don't understand this intro. And my best friend's little brother. Hey let's talk about pizza toppings. Okay, we need to put a disclaimer on this that there's actually pizza talk.
00:00:36
Speaker
This is a double beer podcast. Wow. These fucking topics, man. Well, Tyler, why are you keep opening beers? Oh, gosh. Well, I tried to get a little bit headier with this and not make it like a list of old man gripes.
00:00:49
Speaker
That sounds like not a date. Oh, my God. can't do right by you fuckers. What do you like looking at?
Dating Mishaps and Definitions
00:00:57
Speaker
What do you like looking
00:01:01
Speaker
What do your eyes enjoy? Have you ever really said that? huh What's the dumbest shit you think you've said on like a date? I know I've said some corny ass shit before.
00:01:11
Speaker
okay. Because I've had the the person tell me that's some corny ass shit like to my face. She was like, that's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard. You're the dumbest fucking person. I don't remember what it was, but and yeah. Like immediately after you said it or days later when you've like... No, no, no. Immediately after.
00:01:29
Speaker
not like... don't think I've ever been on a date before. That's a lie. That makes sense. mean like a
00:01:36
Speaker
Obviously, one of us is totally wrong. That explains so much. Really? I don't know. like Meeting somebody for the first time? like Like alone dinner? I think the only time I ever like met somebody was like in a group setting.
00:01:50
Speaker
Can you call it a date, really, then? No. don't think so. Unless you like ditch out. like If you Houdini the party and then go do something, then it becomes a date. Yeah. Well.
00:02:01
Speaker
There's a transitional period. Well. Well. I thought I know you'll find the right guy one day, dude. You guys are going to go on.
00:02:11
Speaker
I did think I noticed the tonal shift in this list as well and appreciate it. Not having like another angry man list, but I did laugh at myself and be like, are are we going out on a date with Tucker?
00:02:26
Speaker
You could tell I was feeling feelings. You're feeling the feelings, yeah. Well, let's get started. Let's do it. Okay. This one felt pretty good when I was
Digital vs. Print Reading Preferences
00:02:36
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writing it. What are your favorite things you still read that are in print?
00:02:42
Speaker
And highlights don't count, Tyler. Oh, come on. Sorry. oh you're thank There's words in those. I'm sharp today. He's still working through everybody poops. Dude. We used to sell the fuck out of those at Urban Outfitters. Holy moly.
00:02:59
Speaker
How insane is that people think that that is a funny thing to buy their friends or like the shit at Urban Outfitters that was just like Garbage. You're buying garbage. You're buying something physical for one singular laugh, and then it's going to go into the garbage.
00:03:17
Speaker
I mean, they're close. They're pretty close to garbage. Mostly disintegrated on your body. Yeah. So. Okay. Who's up first? I read anything long form.
00:03:28
Speaker
I want it to be in print. So books, New York Times, New Times Magazine. Those are like things that I'm going to spend some time with. What's a newspaper that's pink? Is it the Financial Times? Financial Times. i love that.
00:03:41
Speaker
i don't read that shit. Fucking pink news. What's stupid fucking pink newspaper? and i mean, I get it. Like I i i very much still enjoy – I don't know if people actually get the same enjoyment out of digital. Like even like people that never really had a physical item.
00:03:59
Speaker
I don't know if I see people with the same um enjoyment with theyre their fucking iPad scrolling through a book as yeah you do having a physical book there.
00:04:11
Speaker
Tell me I'm wrong. I don't fucking know. I feel like there's something special there. I do feel i i didn't do it, but I was dumb enough to almost do it. my My body was about to do the thought that I had, and it was swipe on a photo in a magazine.
00:04:28
Speaker
Whoa. This happened recently? Yeah. Holy shit. was like, nope,
Tech Preferences: Knobs vs. Touchscreens
00:04:34
Speaker
that doesn't work like that, Eric. I do find myself touching every screen to see if it's going to do something.
00:04:41
Speaker
Like, like a, like I, you know, like even in your car, like my, my dash screen, you touch it, you touch it for everything. Yeah. I fucking hate that.
00:04:52
Speaker
I don't like how computers are going screen based stuff. Cause I want knobs and but knobs are very intuitive. Like I don't need to look at the dash in order to adjust the heat. Yeah. And it's a knob.
00:05:04
Speaker
Yeah. When it's a screen, I have to fucking go through the menus. Yeah. I think, I think companies are going back to knobs because it's like an actual, like it's a fucking problem. Like it's a huge problem.
00:05:16
Speaker
Like you said, looking for like a specific, like going through navigation, like, uh, one of our cars, the fucking, it's a Honda, it was a CRV or something.
00:05:28
Speaker
To change the fucking climate control, you have to go through multiple screens. Oh, no way. Yeah, and then like, it's like, no, just put a fucking hot cold knob in a fucking blow, not blow knob. Yeah, and up, down, left, right. like, come Just fucking joystick that thing. Same two knobs in my shower.
00:05:46
Speaker
Oh, yeah. There you go, there you go. Also, let me just preface this with, they're fucking us because- This shit is not like sustainable in a long term. We get these cars or any of this shit that's like super teched out that barely works now.
00:06:01
Speaker
Imagine in 10 years, this shit's not going fucking work. Oh, yeah. You're going dropping pixels. There's this is going to work. like and I mean, I've had failures. Do motorcycles have screens yeah now? They do? Everything's got navigation and kind of shit.
00:06:13
Speaker
It's fucking stupid. That's stupid. Other thing I read in print, photo books. Okay. I actually, I rarely look at a photo book on a screen. That would be really fucked up to me, I think.
00:06:25
Speaker
You can do it. I think there are some, a few ah kind of good experimental ones, but it's rare. Yeah, but you're not supporting the artist, right? I mean, if you're... No, you still are. Usually they make it as like a...
00:06:39
Speaker
it's like a magazine that you can download from the Apple store or something like that. You have to buy Fuck that man. I mean, with the photo book or, or well, photo more so than other visual art forms, but with the photo book, like that artist is choosing, is it horizontal? Is it vertical? Is it square? How big of a square?
00:06:59
Speaker
And that's really, that scale is really a powerful tool in photography, I think. Yeah. So like, that's good. Context control. Yeah. That's fucked up.
00:07:10
Speaker
What about you, Tyler? um I don't like to read. I'm kidding. ah yeah a lot of I do like fucking physical magazines, but I think I was talking to you, Tucker, just the other day when I i saw the th Thrasher at your house and it was like thick.
00:07:24
Speaker
It was still a thick magazine. Every magazine. Yeah, every, I'm still fine with that, man. They're still putting stuff in print with, at least with skateboarding, every advertisement is like this epic photo. to yeah Oh, in that world. They're like an epic fucking huge photo of something that's really interesting and fun or whatever to look at.
00:07:45
Speaker
Um, yeah I like my magazines that I read fucking 20 some years ago, radio controlled car action. took, I fucking got a, uh, you still have them? No, I wish I kept my old ones. I've been trying to look find them on fucking eBay because I spent so many hours looking at these pictures.
00:08:04
Speaker
Like, it was such a big fucking deal to me. I think I still have stack of Transworlds. I got a Transworld from like 28 years ago. okay But so many paper magazine but paper publications nowadays are just a fucking shell of what they were. Like, now Radio Control Car Action is like a fucking...
00:08:23
Speaker
40 pages and half of them are ads and not even good ads. Like yeah there's like completely irrelevant ads, like fucking movies or like yeah some other stupid shit. It's like, fuck this, man. I didn't, I don't. Well, remember like the Tang ads in comic books back in the eighties. Yeah.
00:08:42
Speaker
Yeah. I actually need to give a good shout out. There's a motorcycle magazine called road racing world and technology. They are a long format magazine. And by that, I mean, they've got 20 page spreads on new motorcycles and also like races where they will go race by race and write it out.
00:09:03
Speaker
Like what the drama was in between races and what's going on. That's cool. who's It's unbelievable. It's like it's i Tyler writes for this magazine, Tugger. I actually don't write for this magazine, but it is like one of the few magazines nowadays.
Industry Magazines and Media Costs
00:09:17
Speaker
It's still, it's like stuck to its basic core and people actually still, yeah um, subscribe to this magazine and it's actually still pretty thick. It's not cute. It's not a fucking shell. And then I also subscribe to a ton of, uh,
00:09:31
Speaker
uh, mold making technology, which is, uh, like a machining and, um, modern machine shop. And then engine builder magazines there, but they're, they're technical articles there in there for people that are probably significantly older than me that refuse to use digital. So, right um, yeah and they're also free magazines, which is funny. They're like industry magazines. So they're completely free.
00:09:55
Speaker
As long as you show that you're part of the industry of some yeah some sort of way. You ever get a free subscription to Tape Op? That's a good magazine. Oh my God. Larry Crane publisher. Tape Op? It's been two years since I've had.
00:10:07
Speaker
Tape Op is a fucking magical magazine. They go from, they talk to everybody from the industry and do really long in-depth stories and interviews. Wait, how do you spell that?
00:10:19
Speaker
Tape OP. Oh. Like Op, like operation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it's gear-focused. So if you're someone who does home recording and you want to know how exactly did Nico Case get that sound on her latest record, they'll interview her and break it down. And she goes through and it's down to the...
00:10:40
Speaker
brand name make and model of the microphones that they used to record the vocals. You know, it's like really, but also like the stories and like the placement of the mics and like how it was recorded and like how they were fucking feeling and like the people that showed up. Yeah.
00:10:53
Speaker
yeah It's really cool. If you go through the archive of, of tape op, pretty much any modern record. I feel like there's a really solid interview of of that producer and like, it's really, really great. it's been about two years since I've subscribed to it, but just renew your sub thing. It'll like, yeah, I need to go get like six months at a time for free and then you have to renew it. So, yeah.
00:11:18
Speaker
What about you? What are you still reading? ah Well, I still get the Sunday Times. Richard's Gary. Every. Yeah, all those old Richard's Gary books. I still get the Sunday Times delivered. And holy fuck, is that subscription expensive. but So like, is it like $11 an issue now?
00:11:34
Speaker
It might be up to $12. Jesus. Or $13. An issue? Yeah. Yeah, per Sunday to get it delivered. Now, you can go to a newsstand and track it down for $7. But to have it delivered...
00:11:46
Speaker
It has way more, but you get the style magazine, you get the style magazine and the, and the, the regular magazine. But then if you get the Sunday times or if you get a Monday through Friday, um you do get a digital subscription as well. And you can gift a digital subscription to someone else too.
00:12:06
Speaker
So that's pretty bad-ass. Like two people. Was that like a, do I give away your subscription? What you gift your subscription to? I gifted you one for years, but i don't know if you ever used it. ah Danielle gets one.
00:12:19
Speaker
Maybe you did. I don't know. I could have the New York Times for free somehow, and I don't know. That's probably why then. It's either you or Ali. Okay. We'll both keep it up. I don't need that because somebody else gives it to me. And then I get Dwell magazine, which I've always loved.
00:12:37
Speaker
um And I get Thrasher, which is, I was telling Tyler, this it's the only monthly skateboard magazine anymore. There's another one called Closer. Did skateboard go out of business too?
00:12:47
Speaker
Skateboard mag went out of business. Skateboarder went out of business. Transworld skateboarding went out of business. That's bad. There's only one. There needs to be some competition. so so I don't know if you, in the world of skateboarding, I'm sure it was the same with, with like room remote control cars or fucking motorcycles. Like, I feel like the editorial staff of a particular magazine had a certain vibe to it, just like fucking newspapers or whatever.
00:13:09
Speaker
And if you read the magazine enough, you knew the vibe. So you can like kind of take things with a grain of salt or like whatever, you know, but I fucking love that, man. I, ah I almost, I'm fine with the colored commentary on certain things.
00:13:24
Speaker
A lot of magazines, for instance, in like the world of remote control cars or motorcycles or fucking cars or something, they're real fucking sweet on the advertisers, you know? Like if a fucking advertiser puts a bunch of pages in, oh, magically their shit's really good. But I'm fucking fine with it, man. Like send me something.
00:13:41
Speaker
I remember when I was a kid, I would call the fucking publisher if my radio control car action was like three days late. I would call them and be like, I have not got my issue yet. Where is my issue? Like whatever. fuck I remember like it was such a big deal to me. Like fuck. Yeah.
00:13:57
Speaker
That's how I feel like. And this was the last thing I wanted to say on this was a wizard. Rest in peace. Yes. ah that one Oh, the comic books. Yeah. And it's been gone for a while. So it had all this industry insider shit at speculation for the storylines of which there's a gazillion of them. Wasn't a price guy too. Yeah.
00:14:15
Speaker
And it it had this price guide that was updated on a monthly fucking basis. Yeah, it's like Beckett with baseball cards. And now what you can buy is like a $45, $50 book that comes out once a year. And it's like bo big and boring.
00:14:30
Speaker
boomo And of course, it's got like everything, but... Wizard was the shit. Yeah. You guys should watch. Have you watched the Big Brother documentary? No. Oh, it's great. I think it's on HBO.
00:14:42
Speaker
It's hilarious. Get out of town. But it shows like, I mean, the you just needed like 20 grand to put out a magazine back then. And they didn't have good writers or anything. Like when I saw like, Oh, you can tell. I mean, the format of each magazine changed with each issue. oh is it called dumb? Yep.
00:15:02
Speaker
Oh God. That came out in 2017. Yeah. yeah Wow. But it's good. They interview like all the people that were involved in that. I never got the zines. Did you guys really get into zines at all? Oh, fuck yeah. I have a whole library, like a shelf on my library. Yeah, i never did the zine thing.
00:15:18
Speaker
I mean, in the world of terrible punk music, um, zines were plentiful and people were fucking handing them out and fucking cassette tapes. And I remember reading all of them and being like, this is fucking stupid.
00:15:33
Speaker
Um, Very rarely did I, I mean, very rarely did I see something that was like worthwhile, you know, like fucking. Comet Bus or Maximum Rock and Roll. You know, we fucking honorable mention for Maximum Rock and Roll, man.
00:15:43
Speaker
Yeah. That was fucking huge. That was a magazine that was thick. And they did new bands and shit. Yeah, man. I miss that. I miss, I miss like, even if it's someone's terrible, like, I mean, everybody has their opinion. ah ah People's opinion about music is just almost irrelevant. Like, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
00:16:03
Speaker
um But being able to go through like independent music reviews in the back of maximum rock and roll was huge, man. Or like these like, fucking stories about these random ass bands. Like it was, it's delivered to my house and I get to learn about new music. Like, did you guys ever get the all music guides?
00:16:22
Speaker
They were published once a year. So it was updated every year. it was thick. it was as big as a phone book. jesus And it was a guide to all of the music. Whoa.
00:16:33
Speaker
They generally had volumes for different genres. So there's like oh rock. jazz, classical. But you would go through that and they would have a review of every band, tell you their essential albums, and then they would also go through and say, if you like this album or this era, these are the other bands you should check out. albums What a resource. yeah I would still be into that.
00:16:56
Speaker
Yeah. There were like 40 bucks, but I remember Ryan... had one. Wow. Go over to his house and page throughout to like find out the new. Holy shit. That's crazy. that's There used to be slightly changed topics. i mean, there's, there used to be like, uh, uh, like record labels.
00:17:12
Speaker
If you you could subscribe to them and they would just send you records, which were always the records that they made too much of that they just needed to get rid of. promo com But, but when you got records that you normally wouldn't buy sent to you,
00:17:27
Speaker
you would fucking learn something. Yeah. Exposed to something you didn't normally be exposed to. It's like being forced upon music. And i would even be fine with that with, if someone just, if I could fucking subscribe to something where I just got a random magazine twice a month, I think I'd be into it.
00:17:44
Speaker
Yeah. that Like if the magazines weren't fucking garbage or about babies or something like, or garbage babies. he like God damn it. I got a one year subscription to garbage babies. Oh my God.
00:17:56
Speaker
All right, we just spent 18 minutes on one question. We got to keep it moving. Okay, number two, isn't it weird? Isn't it weird that you can cut yourself with dull knives more than sharp ones?
00:18:08
Speaker
No, it's not weird at all. You're putting more pressure in. You're trying too hard. Take that, knives. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Next question. Cool, great. See, that was great. that's That's the pace we got to keep here.
Retirement and Financial Strategies
00:18:18
Speaker
Isn't it weird that you're more likely to cut yourself on sharp paper than dull paper?
00:18:25
Speaker
I got a fucking paper cut tonight. How? I touched paper. Is it between, if you just touch it, you get cut? No, seriously. Baby hands? No, it's thick ass watercolor paper, so it's beefy paper.
00:18:37
Speaker
But still, i was just tearing it out and like. Did you do it down here? No. Oh, that's the worst. Tucker's talking about the webbing that we have between our. The crotch of his thumb. and yeah Oh, dude, cutting that is some shit.
00:18:51
Speaker
Cause it never, it takes so long to heal. Yeah, that I don't want to do that. Oh, God. Okay, number three. What is retirement? ah Retirement is a thing that adults used to be able to do after working 45 years for the same company.
00:19:04
Speaker
But it's no longer relevant concept in our world. I don't think it's going to be real at all. No, I think it's it's purely mental. I mean, obviously you get to – You manifest money. I've a lot of people who are still working who are clearly like they're on brain retirement. Holy shit.
00:19:23
Speaker
Yeah, but so obviously at some point you're physically unable to do work, like whatever. Right. I don't see myself and I know ah lots of people that um if they retire, retire and don't have a job, they start to lose their fucking mind.
00:19:40
Speaker
Yeah. like Yeah. So I don't see myself ever retiring, retiring. I feel like that's part of this body body function that I need to All right, well, let's define it by ah not having to go to work every day because you don't need the money.
00:19:58
Speaker
Yeah, to life two survive. You've earned enough money to not have to do that anymore. So then what what is that to you? Oh God. Well, mean. Volunteer somewhere. you play your shit right. I would just make stuff.
00:20:12
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, if you play your shit right and you're, I feel like the biggest thing is that your fucking house, all your big assets are paid for when you reach that age.
00:20:23
Speaker
Yes. If you are still paying fucking rent or paying for a house at 65, you're fucked. If these big expenses, because then when you go into social security. I'm trying to the math right I'm going to be doing that.
00:20:35
Speaker
i'm Yeah, no, I'll be, I mean, we just took out a mortgage 30-year in this place, and I was 40 when we did that. Yeah, so yeah, yeah. I refinanced at 39, so I'll be 69. I'll be 70. But here's the deal, though. I've also paid ahead on it, so.
00:20:51
Speaker
So that's what I'm saying, is that, like, your 20s, your 30s, maybe you even early 40s, you're still probably trying to, you're still buying fucking cars. You're still buying these, like,
00:21:02
Speaker
i don't want level up things, but these like basics of life. Big boy. Hopefully you get to this plateau where you stop fucking buying things like cars all the time. And you're fucking, you keep paying off your house and you start to ah like accrue like fucking enough worth.
00:21:19
Speaker
Yeah, there you go, man. And you start being able to pay off your house quicker and stuff. I feel like that, you know, even a lot of us don't have fucking retirement or not much of a retirement. retirement If you have most your shit paid off when you reach that age, then it's going to be way easier to fucking live off of social security plus maybe a part-time job or like a fucking side gig or fucking yeah whatever, selling your organs or something. Dividends, baby. There you go. then Then anything else. I mean, if you entered retirement with some fucking crazy $3,000 a month mortgage, but with like a pretty decent retirement, you're still fucked, man.
00:21:58
Speaker
Like- Why? Because that mortgage going is going to continue. Yeah, I don't see anybody's retirement that fucking good, man. I think you might be talking to a lot of irresponsible people.
00:22:11
Speaker
I don't know, man. That's got to be a lot of fucking money. that's all bad this It's investing early. and continuously, i think. Yikes.
00:22:22
Speaker
Okay, well, we're doomed. Next. You guys, one more point on this topic. Have you like heard of fire? Yeah, lean fire. but Lean fire. Okay, well, you talk and then I'll talk.
00:22:34
Speaker
Is this like an energy drink? No.
00:22:39
Speaker
But it's a... I forget what the acronym... the fight something Financial Independence Retire Early. Retire Early. I remember that part. It's basically just going fucking insanely hard, being as cheap as you can, yeah and taking the most high-paying job that you can...
00:22:58
Speaker
and just fucking grinding it out for, most likely for a lot of people, five to 10 years. Yeah, and that's like you are never not eye on the prize. Yep, like just overnight shift, daytime shift, every day.
00:23:11
Speaker
But by the time you turn 40, your savings is set, you can retire. Because you're collecting dividends on it. Yeah. Or you've just stashed it away. mean, in all reality, i mean, if you had your house paid off, you had a fucking functioning car,
00:23:27
Speaker
Like other than property taxes and food and like health insurance, I mean like that's your bills are so much lower. Health insurance. Here's the thing. As you get older, shit gets more expensive usually. Yeah, but guess what? If you're if you have all that shit paid off and then all of a sudden you're only working part time, you can get fucking government health insurance.
00:23:48
Speaker
yeah i've been thinking about i'm not paying for health insurance the government isn't like oh shit you own a house i'm gonna start taking money out of your house fuck that no they don't give a shit about that if your income is low enough after all your shit's paid off you could have a fucking lamborghini in the driveway live in a fucking mansion and if you're only making fucking forty some thousand dollars a year you're get fucking free health insurance man yeah that's that's the big if I don't have, I have to buy my own health insurance. Yeah. I mean, we all do, but.
00:24:18
Speaker
I have to, well, yeah. But he's on his own. Yeah, I don't have anybody chipping in. So I have like the most bare ass bones health insurance, which is just like if an accident happens, they'll start to kick in after $7,500.
00:24:32
Speaker
I feel like that's what I kind of want to do though. because a my i have to, I want to get a colonoscopy. Oh, okay. I need to do that. That's like a, just a good preventive Are we supposed to be doing that? I should.
00:24:44
Speaker
I should. Tyler, you've tried to look up my butt with a camera before and I said no. Wait, so wait, are you saying that because you're a redhead? No, I'm saying because six of my dad's brothers died from prostate cancer. Oh, okay, And there are ones in the fucking family. so All right, yeah, so you should check that out.
00:25:01
Speaker
And ah just to get that, I mean, still a bargain, but $2,500 to get is christ a professional to put a camera in my butthole. your ass.
00:25:13
Speaker
Dude, I would do it for free if you first. Tell looks sexy like I know it is.
00:25:20
Speaker
Did they actually look there in a camera? I thought it was like an ultrasound or like some shit. like No, you get pictures. My friend Will got his and he showed me the pictures of his butthole on his phone. You could see his colon. and It was very clean.
00:25:33
Speaker
Anyways. Wow. Next topic. Holy shit. ah um Look, okay. Ooh, here's a date night one because this is the date episode. Looking back, did you did you or could you envision yourself as the person in age you are now?
Reflections on Youth and Career Expectations
00:25:51
Speaker
I've been this person. This is 1999. Wow. I going to say 16-year-old Eric didn't think there would be an 18-year-old Eric.
00:26:07
Speaker
Wow, total nihilist. You weren't like a wild person. No, I wasn't. I just, I didn't think of myself that far in future. I agree with you with that part. I didn't think of myself. Waiting in the present a lot.
00:26:20
Speaker
When did you become that? Because I feel like- Humor me here. you were like really You had a really great grades in high school. fourth Yeah, you were the fourth highest GPA in our in our graduating class. Yeah.
00:26:34
Speaker
I'm a smart guy. Yeah. so okay. hum Humor me here though. like You're saying like you weren't thinking ahead. What fucking teenager is getting good grades unless they're like looking ahead?
00:26:46
Speaker
ah Okay. I guess like in terms of my goal is to get to college And also, the only time my parents told me they loved me was when I got good grades. Oh, shit. It's just like, here's my report card. Will you say it?
00:27:05
Speaker
Wow. Wow. I got an I'm pretty our mom explained, like, like, uh, the whole getting good grades and possibly getting like grants or like fucking free rides at college. But I feel like if someone sat me down and like, like looked me in the eye, like a handful of times and said, Tyler, listen, you're fucked unless you get great grades.
00:27:30
Speaker
like Like, you could have fucking $100,000 with the school debt, or you couldn't, and all you have to do is try just a little bit right now. Yeah. And, like, if someone did that every month for, like, a couple months, I probably would have figured it out and been like, oh, shit, maybe I should get good grades so then I'd have to fucking pay for college.
00:27:49
Speaker
I wish we had more positive adult role models in our lives back then. you know but All right. You guys admittedly did worse in school than I did.
00:27:59
Speaker
like Oh, way worse. You're both making way more money than I am. was Well, it' i mean but it's a You are very successful. I don't think you need to get good grades in order to be successful in the world.
00:28:12
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No, but listen, me okay, I agree with you, but on the other side of it, like, maybe you should just try harder, Eric. thought
00:28:23
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it was work smarter, not harder. yeah So that that's what's happening. I do not, at this point, I do not equal money. Money goes through a fucking sieve.
00:28:35
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It just flows through my life. It comes in and it goes out. It's a tool. Yeah. I feel like I've approached that philosophy too. you know There's a thing called lifestyle creep, which is huge, which people don't even see. i don't see it sometimes. Everybody does see sometimes.
00:28:50
Speaker
And it's like... You get more money and all of a sudden you're like, oh, I have more money. I can go fucking buy that. I have to spend all this money. yeah Yeah. I need a Dodge Viper. Let's fucking do this. I'm not going to buy a Dodge Viper. So fuck you guys. But anyway, um yeah, man, I don't, I don't, I feel like when I was in my thirties, I saw like, like, oh, I need this much money to like feel whatever good about my life.
00:29:18
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But in all reality, I bet if I took away a bunch of the stuff that I bought and then made less money, I'd probably be happier because I'd be less stressed because I'd be working less and blah, blah, blah, blah. blah it's It's all your own perception, man. There's plenty of people that bust their ass, but they've got a good like balance of life and they're happy about it.
00:29:37
Speaker
And that's all that fucking matters, man. If you're happy with where you are. Yeah. Eric. Yes. Hey, listen, I thought, all right, 16-year-old Eric probably wanted 40-year-old Eric to be like a music video director. So that would involve having MTV still be a thing. Oh, yeah.
00:29:58
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Which it isn't, and music videos aren't. But, you know, a creative career where I get to go out and do things and collaborate with people. So you what you essentially, I have that. So I think on paper, young Eric would be pretty pretty stoked.
00:30:11
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at where I'm at. I think you'd be a little jaded at how much fucking work it takes. Like, it's not... Yeah, but young Eric pissed in the corner of a fucking computer room and... And still graduated on the fucking... Jesus Christ, man. Summa cu cum laude. Yeah.
00:30:32
Speaker
Oh, my God. and um What about you? Well, for me, like, I remember very vividly. It might be written down in an old diary, which I have. That at 16... Sell cartoons at grocery store. Schinders.
00:30:48
Speaker
Schinders. Oh, my God, yeah. Are they even around? No, they're all gone. I remember at 16...
00:30:56
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I don't know why i was not like a super fan of Rodney Mullen, but when I was 16, Rodney Mullen and like the Bones Brigade people were like old, right? They were fucking old.
00:31:07
Speaker
And I'm like, okay, if I'm 16 now, I want to at least double my life on a skateboard. Like I want to be doing this thing that I love and living that way and seeing and feeling and perceiving at 32. And like i I remember as I got closer and closer, like every year passed. I'm like, wait, I could be – older and doing this you know and now you look i'm like tony hawks fucking 55 and lance stretch goals yeah stretch goals right yeah yeah so and then i think we talked about this on a podcast maybe it was last season or i don't know maybe just some like over the shoulder sort of like thing like after moving in california to work at etnies and having that blow up like
00:31:55
Speaker
i Yeah, we did talk about this. i was like, I had kind of achieved the dream in my head. So like ever since that moment, I've kind of just felt like, well, what am I doing now? Because I already did that ah one thing. Yeah, I totally agree.
00:32:08
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I became that music video guy like you're talking about. And then you're like, well, what what after that? Because like I'm not driven
00:32:17
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necessarily by some other thing that's like i hold true so i don't know uh okay next one another heady one this one's maybe we'll get some laughs i don't know no laughing if your partner was to describe you to someone who doesn't know you at all what three descriptors would they use Big, fat fuck. Huge dick.
00:32:41
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That's two words. Big, huge dick. Big, huge. Let's see here. All right, Tyler's working on it. We're all black. So black. Monotone.
00:32:54
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Black. So he's black. I can describe Tyler in word. Black. No, I wear all black, I'm always monotone, and I drink Miller Lite. That's what most people see Tyler as.
00:33:08
Speaker
Black monolite. Yeah, but Tabby wouldn't describe you as that. Well, I don't fucking know. He's a nerd. Roll the dice. Punk rock. I i work on roller cycles is primari is yeah is a probably see. Yeah, probably a pretty solid craftsman.
00:33:25
Speaker
Hmm. Crapsman. Crapsman. Crapsman. He ships his turds on the lathe. Okay, I think. like Don't go into his duke shop. Fucking eww. It's all a new layer of craftsmen. Do you think someone's actually ah put a fucking turd on a lathe? I'm sure.
00:33:48
Speaker
I'm sure. I'm sure. Oh God. It's either gonna have to be really dry or really wet, because anything in between is gonna be a fucking mess. whole face mask with like little bits of corn. ah Could you imagine like like a crapsman? my husband's a crapsman.
00:34:05
Speaker
Wait, sorry. Did you say craps? And then it's like a garage just full of fucking turds carved into little like gnomes and like little figurines and Christmas trees. A frozen sheet of diarrhea through the table saw. He used to be a crapsmith, but now he's a crapsmith. A crapsmith. Yeah, you go there, just huge cast iron vats of boiling hot shit. no Pouring them into molds.
00:34:34
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The crapsmith. Okay. right, E.C.' 's up. Something good came out of this episode. E.C.' 's
00:34:45
Speaker
I actually, well, I asked Allie. so Oh, you did? i did, yeah. I don't know if that's cheating or if I'm like way psyched that you did that, but keep going. Yeah, I saw it. It was like 30 minutes to the podcast time. like, oh, hey.
00:34:59
Speaker
And she said, funny, smart maker. Like a funny smart maker? Yep.
00:35:08
Speaker
Like... Fart maker. Dude, I think you misheard that. I think she thinks the brain is called a smart maker. A smart maker.
00:35:16
Speaker
Funny smart maker. Okay. Yeah, that's... so I didn't didn't question it. Okay. Yeah. I think you're funny. I think you're smart. And I think you do things.
00:35:27
Speaker
Oh. I think you do things. Like me. And then she just rips it. Waiting around. Or just, she thinks I take
Perceptions in Art and Feedback
00:35:35
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action. Could you imagine if you asked like your significant other and they're like lazy.
00:35:39
Speaker
Oh God. Does nothing. Yeah. And. Smelly. most Yeah. Oh, also excellent crapsman. Crapsman. Oh my God.
00:35:52
Speaker
Oh my God. What about you? Did you ask your partner? I didn't. And yeah, I don't know. You did? No, I definitely did not. Oh, text them both right now.
00:36:04
Speaker
Just do it, please. how they're busy. Yeah, they definitely. I'm sure you did You could have heard that. Oh, I didn't hear some laundry happening.
00:36:15
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um You should definitely do it. but but I don't... So what do you think? So... i When I put this question down, i was like, oh, wait, this is going to be the hardest, I think, for me, because I'm like, am I trying to get to something or not? Like, why did I put that out there? Is it wishful thinking that I'm going to hear something? Or if I... That she would actually have three things to say about you. Wow. The first and only thing is just, meh.
00:36:42
Speaker
Meh. that That's all I have to say. There's actually... Hold on. There's actually... What he said is is is is worse than bad things to say. that She would actually have three so things to say about you.
00:36:55
Speaker
but mean She she like has so much fucking disdain and disappointment that she is just speechless with how fucking terrible who you are. oh ah
00:37:08
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I would say... i can't use... like I'm trying to find the word for the... for the
00:37:16
Speaker
for what I'm trying to explain, but the first two, what i think ambitious, persistent,
00:37:26
Speaker
and maybe maybe funny, but like not like EC funny. like EC funny is like the white soco and shit the white snow cap on Mount Everest.
00:37:39
Speaker
um more only Only the children and old men. Yes. There's a fucking gap there. Very specific demographic. I only perform at the weirdest bars. But I keep all the kids. What
00:37:52
Speaker
what was the last thing someone complimented to you on? so My craftsmanship. Denver Tyler, this would also be the first thing. Yeah.
00:38:03
Speaker
Like crapsmithing. like and ah know I know. I don't take compliments well. dad's You get a pass me. Well, no, this is great. thiss like This is a working situation then. She's like my mom.
00:38:16
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ah Your mom could never take a compliment either. Oh, she, yeah. It's a very Midwestern trait. True, like very true. to just Shift the spotlight as soon as possible.
00:38:29
Speaker
Yeah, what is with that? don't know, it's weird. Because it makes the people giving the compliment feel good too. Yeah, exactly. To acknowledge it. That's what makes me uncomfortable. It's because like, hey, stop saying this, dummy.
00:38:41
Speaker
I know it. You don't need to say it out loud. you don't need to remind me. ah Fuck you guys. You guys are all good at stuff. I'm good at stuff. You don't need to fucking tell me about but people like to feel good though. Also, P.S. You're the worst judge at what I'm good at because I'm really good at it and you don't know it.
00:39:03
Speaker
Yeah. You have no idea. How dare you compliment me? No, no. Fuck you, Eric. If I complimented you on your photographs, it makes... There's zero valid fucking information there.
00:39:16
Speaker
I don't know anything about fucking blue photos. Like... you know how to know You know how to do this shit and you're good at it. and like you're You can do all this crazy shit. I don't know anything about it. and so You could have the worst photograph.
00:39:28
Speaker
It could be the best photograph. It could be a picture of titties. I'd be like, but the holy shit, best photograph ever. and You could be like, oh, that's it was a I fucking drew it. yeah yeah Absolutely. I would love that picture. I feel the opposite of that, Tyler, because i think if you make, let's use this art example as an, well, as the example.
00:39:49
Speaker
So EC makes um a range of art that has this research and science vibe to it. And it's photo driven, but photo is like this loose umbrella of like copying and so forth. I'm just making shit up here. Yada, yada, yada. Yeah.
00:40:10
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But there are people who, through their own efforts and time and experience and work or school or what professionalism, they can respond to his work and other artists with a whole set of ideas.
00:40:26
Speaker
knowledge, language, and experiences that like maybe you or I don't have, Tyler. So we'll call those people academics or professionals. And they're maybe a little bit closer to some of the intention and the more finer points of like the why and the how and the what.
00:40:41
Speaker
And that's great because ah we can almost even call those folks peers, right? But i my My opinion would be that like if someone who doesn't speak all of those languages, who don't know the words, who don't know the history that's layered there and the influences and stuff can come in and have a a physical, a visceral, emotional reaction and is moved by or inspired by or educated by like that art without having to have that lingo.
00:41:12
Speaker
Like I think that's... Passes the Turing test. Yeah, it's not eat equally as important. It's completely opposite, man. and You can impress anybody with some fucking stupid shit, man.
00:41:24
Speaker
it's It's the work. it's the work i feel Actually, I almost feel like you you could have worded this a little bit different because the the most ah meaningful accolades are from the people that I know that get it.
00:41:37
Speaker
And those people are so very fucking few that can see like the details, the work, like the fucking my intentions that will like maybe one out of a fucking million people will be like, holy shit, like you fucking did this or like whatever. Like that's what like makes me feel feel good. The average person is just like fucking whatever. Like, it's all about this. Fuck you.
00:42:03
Speaker
Let's let's try and find somewhere in the middle. Your partner, you you get dressed for work and you're about to head out the door and your partner says, Hey, you look good in that shirt. That's a compliment.
00:42:14
Speaker
Does that not i look good in every shirt because every shirt I have is black. fuck you. See, you can't even wrap your head around this because no one's ever said that to you. But Tucker and I can at least riff on this for a little bit.
00:42:27
Speaker
Doesn't that make you feel when something says nice to you? Oh, I love it. it it It makes your like day a little. It can turn an attitude around for like ah an entire day. it can turn it around.
00:42:38
Speaker
I'm just a terrible person. Tyler's just never experienced this.
00:42:44
Speaker
It just doesn't work. It doesn't make any sense. doesn't work. I look the same every fucking day. like I look the same every day. i wear the same fucking clothes, same fucking look on my face.
00:42:56
Speaker
The way I put my shirt on.
00:43:00
Speaker
Get the fuck out. The way I turned turd. What's the most recent compliment you got, Tucker? ah I got one at work this week from the all of my peers on the management team about so as as can see tunnel um about the collection that we launched. Nice. and nice Sweet. like Really nice work on that. Very successful.
00:43:25
Speaker
Actually, everybody clapped when I came to a meeting like 20 minutes late. Nice. Slow clap. You went to a meeting 20 minutes late? At least. That's how you show up to meetings, Eric. That's why you are where you are right now.
00:43:39
Speaker
Well, I was, for the record. to to Listen to like one of the first list episodes and Tucker's bitching about his barber showing up 20 minutes. Okay, here yeah here, let me qualify this. You're on someone else's list. Let me qualify this. Here comes the justification.
00:43:54
Speaker
Yep, it is. So every day. fucker was like 20 minutes, so we all started clapping. I was at my late barbers. Their hands are just exploded because they've clapped for 20 minutes.
00:44:04
Speaker
Yeah. No, I was in a meeting that had overlapped with another meeting. And this this thing had to happen. And if I would have never made it to the other one, that would have been fine.
00:44:18
Speaker
But it ended 20 minutes into this. And I showed up anyway. And that's, yeah. Great excuse. Yeah. Okay. Next one This one's heady. It sounds like a, I think you should leave sketch.
00:44:31
Speaker
Where they're like, the meeting starts now, so everyone has to start clapping. And then like 20 minutes in, the hands are bleeding, and they're like, yeah. Oh, God. Sorry, Muna. Just swollen hands. You love watch things. I love watching things. Toddlers.
00:44:45
Speaker
No. Babies. Oh, my God. I said seedlings sprouting, water flowing, trees swaying, birds flying in unison. Yeah, yeah. What about... What about you? What about you guys? Oh no, I fucking stand out in my backyard and just fucking stare out at the railroad tracks. Oh yeah. Just watch the raccoons fuck each other.
00:45:05
Speaker
Just go to town. Go to town, brother. um no I'm right there with you. ah Yeah, man. I love a big snowflakes.
00:45:17
Speaker
Oh yeah, bird feeders are great. Dude, bird feeders are the new TV when you get to the stage. You're like, fuck yeah, what do you want to watch tonight? Oh, bird feeder. Hold on, let me get my subscription magazine. I don't think I could watch a bird feeder on TV, but I definitely have watched birds for hours sitting in a chair or laying in the grass.
00:45:37
Speaker
so I have it like set up perfectly so when I'm eating breakfast. In my sight line. There's a fun eating breakfast, jerking off, watching birds, talking to my mom on speakerphone, and I'm watching the birds. Oh, my God.
00:45:56
Speaker
but jesus um That image real
Nostalgia and Outdoor Activities
00:46:00
Speaker
nasty. Super disturbing. And for some reason, I'm feeling like there's bird seed all around you, even though the feeder's outside. Oh, no, that I also eat bird seed for breakfast. For breakfast. Yeah, so just put it with some almond milk. Just pour it into your fucking Cheerios.
00:46:14
Speaker
Oh, God. Jesus fucking Christ. If it's good enough for the birds, it's good enough for me. Yeah, just put some whole milk on it. Back in my day, birds and people ate the same thing. We're pretty...
00:46:25
Speaker
We were brothers. You the lady from Kids in the Hall? Oh, yeah. a Chicken lady. Oh, my God. That show is so good. it's so It's totally worth a rewatch, too. And ah I don't know if I watched the entire new season. did. But the one that's on Amazon Prime, it's fucking amazing. I thought you didn't do Amazon. Oh. So I would someone logged into the basement TV from the Airbnb. so when they log into their accounts, I get to go and watch all their shit.
00:46:52
Speaker
Oh. but what um algorithms do What? I don't think the whole season there was a handful of sketches that just fell flat but the ones that are good are so fucking good and it gave me all the good feels of old yeah um kids in the hall plus I love that all those people are like got together again and like dude yeah the chemistry was still there so wait when was this new season made?
00:47:15
Speaker
just go look it up i don it was like COVID era come or maybe just pre-COVID Yeah, I remember being really excited when it came out. yeah I need to go watch it again. It was fantastic.
00:47:26
Speaker
I fucking love seeing those guys. It was like such a good feeling to see everybody again. like Even though I don't fucking know these people, but like... Dan Marino, right? No. Oh, wait, that was The State. That's The State. Okay, sorry. I just mixed those two shows.
00:47:41
Speaker
because Also, Ken Marino. Ken Marino. Dan Marino was a football player. He was a Miami Dolphin, I think. Yeah. Fucking... Ace Ventura, dude.
00:47:53
Speaker
ah It fucking Miami Toppin. All right. This is ah Apple's number one sports podcast. Dan Marino. Yeah, it was a quarterback quarterback. yeah it was a quarterback Is it actually his name? Damnarino?
00:48:09
Speaker
Okay, all right. At least we landed on one. Yeah, for Miami. Wow. Yeah. We nailed that one. I would say, yeah bird feeder. And then, I don't know, I'm kind of a sucker. i talked about hating screens earlier, but just the dumb, shitty videos that you can watch on demand and how the internet is like just feeding you them endlessly. is It's America's Funniest Home Videos on steroids. You want them.
00:48:34
Speaker
You watch that shit like YouTube, like just the dumbest YouTube videos? It's more on Reddit, but yeah. Oh, Reddit's got some jams. I will scroll through. do it. There's this one guy who I sent it to the group chat that just like inhales a hot dog.
00:48:49
Speaker
Oh, God. Like I've never seen it. i didn't I was at work today. I didn't see that. I got to watch it. It's just a guy. he like like like just sucks in a hot dog. And then he... its it back up whole and a whole hot dog shoots out and he catches it back in his mouth. It's... I don't have a time in my life to fucking do this.
00:49:18
Speaker
Hold on, Ty. Do you see him you seem to suck it up? What? Okay. I just got dumber watching that fucking asshole With a fucking do-rag on in a fucking parking lot. Man, it's like a trailer park parking lot.
00:49:37
Speaker
Dude, why is he doing all that weird shit with his hand? Fucking fake Oakley's uncooked hot dogs. Oh, God, that makes me sick to my stomach just watching that. Anyways, I do um ah feel like I'm happy to be born at the the time I am. to be Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:55
Speaker
I feel like I'm just what witnessing like a golden age of stupidity on the internet. yeah I yell at my kids all the time. I like walk into the house and my kids are watching just the dumbest shit. And I'm just like, they're out of all of the shit you know can watch. You know, our parents would say the same things about us.
00:50:15
Speaker
Like be they would come into the house and they would see us watching Transformers. train a cartoon about dumb robots who are just cars to them grew up with like zero cartoons.
00:50:27
Speaker
True. Just like, what the fuck is this? Tommy Jerry. Fucking Megatron wasn't down in a fucking hot dog and shooting it out. With a do-rag on in a parking lot. Yeah.
00:50:39
Speaker
Get the fuck out, man. It's different. I'm sorry. I'm not i'm not trying to be a dick about it, but like. The Transformers universe could never imagine something as crazy as that. YouTube, my kids watch a lot of, there's a lot of people that make like models and stuff and like do clay sculptures and stuff like that.
00:50:58
Speaker
What are those, 17-hour movies? No, no. they I mean, they speed them up. I mean, so each movie is like 10 minutes long. But ah there's a lot of really cool fucking people out there that do really cool sculptures.
00:51:10
Speaker
And then the kids see it and they like try to do it themselves. They do a really terrible job, but they try. yeah Or were they try to do drawings or like it's it's kind of inspiring. Yeah. um That's cool. I would recommend I think like a like process maker vids. I mean, i I'm the same way now. I just like more of...
00:51:29
Speaker
this old house type shit. I will go, I've watched every fucking season of this old house. I would rewatch it again. Oh, it's so good. iPhone screen replacement videos. Ooh, now we're talking.
00:51:43
Speaker
You know, I don't buy any video where you're like, where they're showing a process. You're learning. Oh yeah. I like that stuff. Dude. And that's honestly the, the this is weird, like old man moment, but I would say one of the most valuable assets you could give or teach yourself is to want to learn.
00:52:03
Speaker
Like if you actually have a desire to learn and seek that out, ah you are going to be okay. yeah That's why I can't sleep. I'm fucking serious, man. This fucking problem. Everything in moderation. I went to sleep last night at 3 o'clock. I woke up at like 6.40 this morning and I got up out of bed and went in the fucking garage and started machining parts. What the fuck? You went and machined until that time after we sounded?
00:52:29
Speaker
oh my God. I'm fucking busy. Fuck you guys. I would have fallen asleep. Holy moly. yeah He's on that fire life. Yeah. Leading fire. Last one. It didn't work in out. but worry What are you looking forward to the most this summer?
00:52:45
Speaker
um Heat, sunlight. These are all Midwestern things that okay you might consider. um ah Boat naps.
00:52:58
Speaker
Ooh. Yeah. Love that. I like those boat naps. Love that. Crops, you like crops. Like crop dusting? No, like ah harvesting from the garden. Oh. No, fuck no. I don't do that shit.
00:53:10
Speaker
You don't have a garden? No. Dude, that, all right. see yeah Yeah, gardening's in my future. Teach your fucking kids how to make a garden at least. Like give them something. that It's like Minecraft for food. It is Minecraft.
00:53:23
Speaker
We plant like flowers and shit. There's like yard work and stuff to do. don You can eat pansies. Yeah, he eats them for dinner every day. He them for dinner every day.
00:53:35
Speaker
Jesus Christ.
00:53:38
Speaker
We didn't grow any food last summer because we were up north so much. Oh. But I grew weed and now I'm growing way more weed. Nice. So much. Give me some of that.
00:53:50
Speaker
I will. Sweet. I'm gonna be up for some of you. Oh, it won't be ready until like October. God damn it. Sorry. So we have a friend, i have a friend and she, his wife, get the fuck out.
00:54:04
Speaker
His wife grows watermelons. So the best place, so watermelons, because they sit on the ground and so heavy, the best place to grow watermelons is on a fucking steep hill. This is fucking true. I didn't make this up.
00:54:17
Speaker
So i have a steep hill in my backyard. i would love to try to grow watermelons. Hella melons. So that's something I'm going to try to this year. That's super Last year, bunch of corn grew behind my fence randomly. love that.
00:54:28
Speaker
That's so sick. Like fucking seven foot tall fucking stocks of with shit corn. With cobs? Yes, cobs of shit corn. Shit corn. Yeah, it wasn't like fucking- you lathe it? Throw it on the lathe? Oh my God.
00:54:40
Speaker
I'm about to turn this cob into- did you You didn't cut that stuff down, did you? No, but I'm sure it'll grow back. yeah I think actually what it was is that I bought a bag of just random ass bird seed and it had corn kernels in it and spilled because of the squirrels and then I got all these fucking corn stalks up.
00:55:00
Speaker
Get out. No, I'm fucking for real. yeah Can one of those things germinate? Wow. Yeah. I thought the bird seed only grew birds. But what do I know?
00:55:12
Speaker
Just pigeons. are fucking just so and out of the dirt Oh, that'd be terrible. That'd be so scary. Crows. Cicadas. there's her bird I'm looking going forward to going skating more.
00:55:29
Speaker
Very tight. And I would say hikes are also really nice in the sun. OK. And then outdoor bars and restaurants. Like just being able to like eat and hang outside with friends. Yeah. The best like nighttime activity for sure.
00:55:46
Speaker
I would agree with that. I love when it's hot at night. i actually love just hot weather all the time. Even if it's just unbearably hot. I just fucking love it. So when you move down to Georgia, was that something like you were actually excited about?
00:56:01
Speaker
we were like No, it's like but I was totally fine with it. like it That humidity, I can't do it. I don't give a shit about it. ah the I would say the seasons kind of switched on me. Like now the summer is my busiest time.
00:56:16
Speaker
So it's, I have less things to look forward to. Whereas when was teacher, like the summer was like, oh man. Yeah, let's party. It's fucking me time.
00:56:26
Speaker
But yeah. What about you? are you looking forward to? I'm looking forward to having an outhouse so I can stop shitting in a bucket. hey which you know Which is not hard to do. you know It's not a big deal, but it'll be a nice... like At your cabin.
00:56:41
Speaker
At the cabin, yeah. i I'm excited to be where we were it's functioning. Let the viewers know that Tucker does have plumbing in the house he's at most of the time. Yep, that is true.
00:56:52
Speaker
But in the woods, there's just a bucket. In the woods, a bucket and a dream for the crapsmith. Wow, wow. The crapsmith. That's where I've got my secret. crap what What would be a foundry for a crapsmith?
00:57:08
Speaker
What would that be? A brown tree. brown tree. all
00:57:14
Speaker
Oh, yeah, I'm mean excited. I'm excited to put my mini ramp back together. oh yeah. When are you doing that? Probably in June. Fuck. Because I got to bring wood back from up north.
00:57:25
Speaker
Okay. You'll just have to come back. All right. You can go. ah Yeah. Who's up next? Who is up next? ah It's me.
00:57:35
Speaker
It's me, Mario, with my third list.
00:57:44
Speaker
What? You guys didn't believe I was Mario? It's me, Mario, with third list. fucking stunned you with that amazing impression. That was great. Just Tucker and Tyler completely floored being like, wow, cow eyes. I've heard good Mario impressions before, but this blows my mind. Holy shit.
00:58:05
Speaker
This is just going to be all dubbed over at this part of the show. Well, join us next week for EC's impressions. What? Yeah, 10 impressions. 10 best impressions. No, this isn't... Dustin Diamond.
00:58:19
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Can't give me fucking comedic push-ups to do. Give me 10 impressions right now! We're going have to call somebody on Cameo one of these times.
00:58:31
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ah Yeah, that's up to you guys. I wish we could do Randy Savage. You could. it so so He's fucking dead, man. From the grave. Oh, God. good Randy Savage from the grave. $500. Yeah, at least. On Cameo.
00:58:45
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At least. He's like that pigeon just bursts out of the dirt. Oh yeah! yeah I've been soaking this box! It's getting real dry!
00:58:57
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Formaldehyde tightened me over for a while. But now I'm just pickled. Now I'm just feeding the worms. Oh, gross. That's a Tim Robinson sketch. that was Old wrestlers bursting on the ground doing zombie wrestling speeches.
00:59:20
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Mix that with Dead Alive. Yeah, it's good stuff. All right, join us next week. with It's probably going to be on my list for my third list. Until then, be well.
00:59:31
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Be wary.