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The Kill Power Hour #068 - Eric's 2nd List
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This week's episode from our "Here is a list" season asks probing questions like "How much money have you ever found on the ground?", "How long do you let something go before you fix it?" and "Bumper stickers, yes or no?". Other topics involve embarrassing phases of our lives, bad parental advice and more. As usual, hilarious stories are shared and lessons are learned--enjoy Eric's 2nd list!
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Podcast Introduction
00:00:05
Speaker
Hello and welcome to the Kill Power Hour, a podcast where three friends spend the better part of an hour arguing and explaining why our parents were wrong and so were their kids. Each week we go through a list. This week we'll be discussing my second list, which will take us from bumper stickers to robocalls.
00:00:20
Speaker
I'm your host Eric, and as always, I'm joined by my best friend Tucker. Or RoboCop. And my best friend's little brother. Yeah, that's me. I'm here. and didn't win anything at bingo.
Bingo Night Tales
00:00:31
Speaker
Let's do this.
00:00:32
Speaker
Hmm. That's not the winning spirit right there, dude. um I do pretty good. We do pretty good at bingo. I'd say every other bingo. Every other bingo I've done bingoed.
00:00:44
Speaker
How much does it cost to in? Like how much we putting down? A dollar one sheet. Oh. And then typically it's about $40 to $50 if you win a bingo. Okay. If you win the coverall in less than whatever, 58 numbers, you win $1,000.
00:01:01
Speaker
But how much are you, you're not just buying one sheet and then hanging out. I buy two sheets. At a time. Oh, if can play. are you playing? Like how much are you spending a night?
00:01:15
Speaker
Because a game of bingo lasts like four minutes. Carry the five. No, like $20, $30. I don't, yeah. Okay, not bad. We typically win. and would say like every other we win one.
00:01:27
Speaker
Okay. How many people are at this thing? 40 50 well carry the one you got tabby and tyler and then the person spinning oh and this there's a mirror and that always throws me off there's like two of them no i mean that we buy beverages and like whatever i mean you can't go out to eat anywhere for less than fucking 80 nowadays so pretty much that sounds like a super fun wholesome activity can you bring the kids i told I could, won't. Yes. The kids are at the house, and they have fucking screen time for an hour and a half while we go play.
00:02:01
Speaker
Smoke weed, eat chips. Six rounds of ah bingo. I love it. No, it's great. You go there, get it done. Fucking, we have a good time. We know the bingo people now, so.
00:02:12
Speaker
Hell yeah. It's like a funny, like a. Oh, hey, hey guys, like, how you doing? Like, whatever. Like, we always take it super good because it's a fucking joke. Like, you ever see this person outside of the bingo context? No. Get really weirded out.
00:02:29
Speaker
do you guys remember when we used to go on Wednesday nights to Liquor Lyle's for what was then known as Drag Queen Bingo? Oh, so good. yeah And it was free. Yeah, it was totally free. We just had be sitting there and eating and drinking, which we did no problem.
00:02:43
Speaker
And it was like two for ones at Lyles that night too. Oh, every, always. Yeah. It's like they're paying you basically to go to their bar. Whatever happened to two for ones? That should be the first item on this list. I mean, oh in our 30s, we, I don't know how any of our livers are still functioning because we would do the two for ones at triple rock. Triple, double. Yeah.
00:03:04
Speaker
ah And then the next night we would be at town talk. Yep. And, and this was the middle of the week. Yeah. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. we were still going out.
00:03:15
Speaker
I'm walking behind EC, pushing his butt to get him up the stairs while he just like, Oh my God. Biking home from the town talk. Um, biking home from the town talk and the concrete barriers you're just biking up against them repeatedly sparks are flying everywhere it was like a it was like a training wheel you could just kind lean against it yeah like for like a third of a mile the whole distance of that bridge all right let's get into this list let's do it i'm excited about this list
00:03:51
Speaker
but like, good, because I don't have much to say. So I'm going to leave you to get it. So
Bumper Sticker Debate
00:03:55
Speaker
hold on. actually got a little tangent off of the bumper stickers thing is I bought a, I got black plates. but You did?
00:04:03
Speaker
Yeah. Did you get to pick what letters and numbers around there too? I mean, I'm sure I could have if I wanted to wait. but You did like TJG 97. Yeah. What's what's black plates?
00:04:14
Speaker
Blackout plates. Blackout plates. I don't know what that means. Blackout bingo? All black. They're black, white letters, yeah. Oh, so you can still read them. ah So they're the opposite of whiskey plates, which is funny.
00:04:26
Speaker
Well, how so? You can't have any violations on your— No, whiskey plates are white with black letters. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. And they start with W. Well, you got it there. Yeah.
00:04:37
Speaker
But— I don't think every state has that, by the way, too. Minnesota is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I love that we have that. And when I discovered that that was why i was like, oh, you fucking dirty. Just get my secretly judge. No, check this out. yeah Say that EC was, which at some point he probably will know that EC was living down in your basement because his life was terrible and he needed some help.
00:05:04
Speaker
And I got a DUI and all of y'all have to get whiskey plates, not just me. Yes. No. Yes. Why? up Everybody at that residence. Because I would just borrow your car. Yeah, exactly. Well, I would call that theft and call you in.
00:05:18
Speaker
like I love you and you're a best friend, but fucking quit stealing my car. <unk> Driving to work with whiskey plates. So this brings up my point of view for bumper stickers. So the point bumper stickers, yay or nay? I'm curious where you guys fall in this. So part of me is like, I mean, I have all kinds of really cool stickers and like kinds of shit. Like in my world of like motorcycles and stuff like that, like a lot of times. Sure.
00:05:46
Speaker
You i mean, everything you buy comes with a sticker, but there's certain things that you like it's cool. Yeah, exactly. Like cool stickers, like limited edition shit, like shit that I've held on to for 25 years and it barely sticks. But like it kind of means something sort of.
00:06:00
Speaker
Yeah. I would love to plaster my car with fucking stickers. But on the other side of it, I don't I kind of don't want to be fucking like marked. You know what mean? Like if I was a police officer and would i Would I fucking pull over the mint condition champagne colored Toyota Corolla with no stickers on it that looks totally normal?
00:06:19
Speaker
Or this fucking red pickup truck with a bunch of stupid stickers on it? Just play the odds. stickers yeah have Have one sticker that says Blue Lives Matter and another sticker that says Cop Killer.
00:06:30
Speaker
Wow. Just see where you get. It's like betting on both red and black in roulette. There you go. There go. ah And aren't there but there's a seemingly really dumb question. Do motorcycles have bumpers?
00:06:45
Speaker
No. ah But see people put stickers on them sometimes. but Where? Where do you put a sticker a motorcycle? Oh, exactly. just Just the exhaust pipes? Oh, my God. They would burn off, right? Yeah. No, i mean, most people don't put stickers all over their motorcycles and unless it's like a racing motorcycle. Because they put hatches on their coat.
00:07:01
Speaker
Oh, some people do. The code is the bumper for the motorcycle. Yeah, it's a back bumper. yeah Body back bumper. but but Well, in the world of automotive and motorcycles and racing, there's can they call it contingency money.
00:07:14
Speaker
So if I win a race and I've got fucking Pac Springs fucking sticker on my car or motorcycle, I can send them a picture in my fucking time slip or something.
00:07:27
Speaker
And they'll pay you? i get Yeah. they'll give you Oh, that's like photo incentives on this in skateboarding. If you get editing editor editorial and you've got a logo on your T-shirt, hat, or board. Yeah. You know, if you've got a good contract and you're writing for a good company.
00:07:40
Speaker
Yeah. You get paid a c certain amount for certain amounts of coverage and also editorial space. Wow. That makes, that's like, I worked that night into contracts when I worked at Edney's.
00:07:50
Speaker
I feel like this is real advertising. Like this is, that's pre-influencer. that That is better than a fucking billboard or like a fucking internet ad.
00:08:01
Speaker
If you see an actual person, I mean, you could draw this to fucking skateboards themselves. You see a picture of this dude riding a skateboard and escape. You can see the fucking graphic at the bottom and it says fucking blind or something on there. Yeah.
00:08:14
Speaker
Look at this dude riding this fucking skateboard. I'm going to fucking buy that because if I buy the skateboard, I'm going it or something. I don't fucking Why do you think you got a bunch of people our age and five years older still coveting all the original world industry boards, all the old cab and Lance Mountain and Tony Hawk and Mike McGill, Powell Peralta boards. Like that shit was so iconic. And those dudes sold so much of that stuff because their name was on a thing that looked rad. Yeah.
00:08:42
Speaker
Yeah, but the whole, i mean, where do you draw the line on that? I like this segue. We've gone from bumper stickers to fucking just selling out. So KFC had a thing. i was watching last week tonight, that John Oliver show, and he they had a like an actual thing where if you named your kid Harlan after the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, they would give you, i think, $11,000 towards your child's ah college education. Oh, wow.
00:09:13
Speaker
People were naming their kid. Harlan? Yeah. Just go and file the paperwork after you get the check. Oh, actually, if I'm remembering it correctly now, it wasn't a guarantee.
00:09:26
Speaker
It was a lottery. And if you were the first one to know. that's bullshit. Oh, shit. That's fucked up. but Yeah. Anyways, I'm kind of similar to Tyler. I love bumper stickers. I love ridiculous ones. I've got, I still don't put this one on my car. just says nuke the moon. Oh my God.
00:09:43
Speaker
Can I get one of those? That's a fucking amazing. That's amazing. but That's, that's the equivalent of the ones i I see a lot. That's like thick, like T H I C C thick dads who vape for Christ.
00:10:01
Speaker
That one's really good. That's a good one. Oh, and that've the baby on board one I've seen where it just says, baby, open this bitch. Yeah, yeah.
00:10:12
Speaker
That's always a good one, too. I love i love some stickers on a vehicle. Yeah, but how do you feel when you see like a sticker that has an ideology that you clearly don't agree with?
00:10:23
Speaker
Oh, dude, if you drive in the suburbs of min of Minneapolis, you're going to see so much of it. There's so much Blue Lives Matter, Let's Go Brandon, fucking AK-40s, lots of gun shit. Once you hit Forest Lake. Yeah, there's a ton of gun. Like We the People.
00:10:40
Speaker
That stuff's so scary. yeah like yeah Yeah. My favorite, I think I ranted about this maybe in season one, is all the motherfuckers with Punisher stickers.
00:10:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah. And the Punisher was a vigilante, like, hero, superhero person who fucking hated cops. Was he an X-Men or no? Different line. Different. Yeah, different thing.
00:11:04
Speaker
So, are hating oh that's fine guns aren't bad. We the People is a fucking, one of the cornerstones of fucking our culture. But they're just taking it in the wrong way. And I feel like a lot of these people are...
00:11:19
Speaker
Probably – I don't want to say great people but are fucking signaling some fucking stupid shit. yeah um what What if I took some just hilarious saying from some terrible Democrat and put it on the back of my – I mean, what if i ah i I put woke on the back of my window? Could you fucking imagine, man? That's just the fucking stupidest shit in the world. That's how I want my drivers of vehicles to be. aware I do have to say that if you are riding around with we the people on the back of your fucking window, i expect you to be able to fucking recite the entire thing, man. Heard that, dude
00:11:59
Speaker
Good point. I did used to have a rosary that I would hang on my rearview mirror because I thought That would be less likely for people to break into my car. Oh, you steal my shit. And then you just get vandalized by a bunch of atheists one day.
00:12:14
Speaker
Classic atheist vandalism. They love the vandalism. Let all the air out of your tires and super glue the caps back on. See what your God does about this.
00:12:26
Speaker
Yeah, problem solve this shit. ah All right. ah Next point. Are we moving on? Let's go. All right. Good. Also, we need to acknowledge that our episodes are live and up.
00:12:38
Speaker
so Yeah, I listened to it today. When people are actually listening to today's episode, it's going to be after the election. like so either things going to be kind of same as ever or fucking hellscape. Way worse.
00:12:57
Speaker
yeah Just so you know, we have like a year and a third of buffer right now, which is great. So hey are you saying that I don't have to do this for at least a year? and we still enough episode no, this is not saying you can take a one sabbatical Tyler just for the every week for the next year. I'm going be like, oh oh, sorry. Oh, hold on. Bingo's running late.
Household Repairs and Procrastination
00:13:19
Speaker
Can't do it tonight. Maybe next week. Yeah. All right. How long do you let something go before you fix it? So that's a tricky question. Tucker, when are we going to fire Tyler from the podcast?
00:13:32
Speaker
I know. We've let this go on for two plus seasons. Obviously, we're taking the passive approach. So in my mind, something's either broken or it's not. And if it's broken, it's getting fixed immediately. But I will begrudgingly do it. Yeah, but what happens when 50 things break at once? You just do them in order.
00:13:50
Speaker
Get the fuck out, Tucker. I've been to his house and his toilet um still probably doesn't flush. It flushes. Tell me that your toilet flushes. You fixed it or you didn't fix it? No, I'm waiting to just replace the whole bathroom. But it's been two years. That was a pandemic project.
00:14:06
Speaker
yeah Yeah, but you know that project got a lot more expensive. So hold on, hold on. So there's the i ideological, like, I'm going to fucking fix you problem. yeah I'm going to you. There's the fucking reality of the fact that you can't take a shit and touch. See, I don't, I think you must be using half a roll of toilet paper because my dookie goes down every day.
00:14:28
Speaker
Well, I just don't like to touch shit. So if you want to be a shit toucher, then fucking not. and I'm not yanking it out and stuffing it down toilet. No, you're picking it up, putting it in the bathtub, and then stomping it down the aisle. My toes are really dirty. In in your defense, you you are typical fucking next-gen Garrick where we like attack problems.
00:14:53
Speaker
Like, fuck you, problem. I'm to fucking you. yeah But then there's obvious blaring fucking um things that we're just like, oh my god, I i don't want to fucking do this. And you... come up with all kinds of other reasons not to do it.
00:15:05
Speaker
Yeah, or it's just like, it's a to fix that problem, ah another problem needs to be addressed, which yeah we just don't have a fucking bandwidth. Yeah, exactly. i have a sink that's been like dripping water for the last three weeks, and I've already replaced one valve.
00:15:22
Speaker
And the faucet handle. But my shut off valve doesn't work. That thing's smoked. Yeah, that's gone. And i want to replace with a better one. But I just feel a little sketchy about that. Shut off for the whole house or for the? No, just for the sink right there. Oh, it's well, then fucking shut the water out for the house and replace the valve.
00:15:38
Speaker
I know, but i I want to get that other thing. That's how I did it the last time. So, but it would be nice to have a shut off valve under the sink, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. ah Those things suck.
00:15:50
Speaker
You over tighten them a little bit and you just smoke the whole thing. Dude, just have a fucking bald elf. Just have bald elf. Well, are great, but that's not how they do them on the sink ones usually. They're like those weird little plastic ovals. Yeah. With no arrows.
00:16:02
Speaker
It doesn't go down or up. It just spins infinitely. Yeah, those things are fucked. I hate those things. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Yep, yep. Well, I understand that concept, but when you've been lefty-looseying for five minutes and you're not seeing a change, Oh, then it's fucked. Yeah. Yeah. yeah No, I agree with you. i mean, and I take a patient approach towards lots of things. I mean, like, obviously nothing's going to fucking fix itself.
00:16:29
Speaker
But on the other side of it, there's things that you prioritize stuff. But I definitely let a lot of the shit go and and then it fucking bites me in the ass. But it is what it is. Yeah.
00:16:41
Speaker
really breaks me down emotionally when I'm fixing a thing and then something else breaks or I realize that that too is broken. And then I'm like four or five layers into something where I have to, yeah if this, then that, if this, then that, if this, then that. and That's how I'm going to die.
00:16:56
Speaker
i will have a stroke in the middle of one of those moments. It's cascade of fucking problems. Oh, we were just talking about that. Set on fire. We had one of these GFCI outlets that died, right? That might be the problem. So i went to replace that.
00:17:11
Speaker
all the other outlets on the Cirque no longer work. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? you did something wrong, easy. Yeah, no shit, Tyler. Fucking call me next time, dude. Holy shit. Uh-oh. Call electrician, come out. All I had was just two wires.
00:17:29
Speaker
the The lead line. There's only two wires? No, no, there's four. There's five going in there with the ground. Okay, okay. Because it's hooked up to other ones. ah Anyways, boring shit. ah Yeah, almost lost my mind. Be like...
00:17:40
Speaker
i You almost lost your house, brother. watched the fucking YouTube videos. I even labeled them. I set it up exactly like the other one. The thing about doing that work...
00:17:53
Speaker
It scares me the whole time. You label it before you disassemble it. That's the trick with all of that stuff. I take pictures. yeah yeah you know Everybody has these fucking problems. There's electricians. i mean I've been in places where the electricians fuck things up worse than they previously were.
00:18:11
Speaker
have to fucking call them back, man. like We all make mistakes. It's all fucking hard. but I had to break up with two electricians because they just weren't... They would fix one problem and then two other problems would...
00:18:22
Speaker
um In Asheville? Dude, yeah every girlfriend, man. Same way, dude. You're fired. I don't like your fucking face. Fix that. ah Now what you do? what is this? know Now what you do?
00:18:36
Speaker
Okay. ah What's your fucking thorn in your side problem right now?
Parental Advice and Its Impact
00:18:41
Speaker
Well, there's several. it's I got to fix this fucking faucet. Oh, it's still dripping?
00:18:47
Speaker
It's still dripping. I'm going to call the plumber to do the the thing and then I can fix the faucet. ah And there's, we have a couple leaking gutters. Oh. and Oh, just put that black mastic stuff in there and call a Dude, fucking Flex Seal, dude. but If that dude can float in a boat made of screen.
00:19:07
Speaker
Slap it onto. Yeah. Flex Seal. Just wait until it's on dry. You have to say it. That's in the instructions. Flex Seal.
00:19:16
Speaker
um Yeah, those are driving me nuts currently. Luckily, no big problems though. So, thankful for that. yeah ah What is the thing right now? You can hear it. It's i'm recording underneath the sink.
00:19:30
Speaker
What is the worst advice that you have gotten from your parents or elders? Or do did any any bad advice stick up? Because I know we got some. Every parent gives bad advice. i You're giving bad advice to your child right now too.
00:19:43
Speaker
I don't know. I'm going to give a cop out. going to be like, our parents didn't really teach us stuff. like No, they said, our dad was don't get me pregnant. yeah Yeah, mom was, don't have kids until you're 30. Don't make me a grandma. and dad Our dads was like, don't be a liar. They're like the worst people.
00:19:59
Speaker
that great Don't be a liar. Then I'm gonna have to buy you new pants, because your old ones will be on fire. fucking I don't know, I don't remember of them, like...
00:20:11
Speaker
passing down a lot of bad advice. There weren't a lot of words of wisdom that were repeated until they're a lot tired of it. I don't want listening to the Beach Boys flip this around.
00:20:27
Speaker
what What was the best advice you got from your parents then? Don't have kids until you're 30, which I broke. I that too. um Get your wisdom teeth out while you're young.
00:20:39
Speaker
pass um do you still have yours Tyler doesn't believe in dentists oh god yeah um trying to think what else other what other uh I mean dude we didn't get the sex talk we didn't get any talk about money or finances or fight or oh my dad did my dad set me down and taught me how to balance a checkbook oh yeah like our dad showed us that you can buy a car at least twice a year it's fine
00:21:05
Speaker
I've been trying to keep up, but it's fucking tough, man. It is tough. A lot of work. Yeah, it's a lot of work. But ah luckily, your kids will be able to sort that out after you die. No, actually, i really love – have a lot of things I say to my kids repetitively over and over again.
00:21:22
Speaker
I said it even today, every day that's not a bad day it is a good day. I say to my kids all the fucking time, man. And they know it, and they're never gonna fucking forget it, and fuck them. I mean, yep they're fucking probably pissed that I say it, but next thing I know, they'll be saying it to the other people.
00:21:38
Speaker
like One thing that they know all the time is like nobody cares. So like if one of them's like crying about something, Nash will be like, nobody cares, Milo, or Milo will be like, wow nobody cares, Nash. Wow. It's fucking true. Nobody cares.
00:21:52
Speaker
We care. I mean, like, the immediate your family cares. But a lot of the stuff that that us as human beings complain about, nobody fucking cares. Exactly. You know? Nobody cares. Listen, I care, but I'm nobody.
00:22:07
Speaker
Your dad's a nobody. I love that perspective also. Yep. I always say, uh, go ask your real dad. yeah I tell, yeah I tell e' that a lot.
00:22:18
Speaker
Um, I always say like, When he's doing anything, grabbing something, pouring something, filling something, anything. i was like, just take what you need because you like you can always get more, but you can't put back what you have.
00:22:32
Speaker
Yeah. It's a good foraging rule in general. Kind of, yeah. And I think it's actually stuck. like It took a lot of work because this it came about though specifically with maple syrup.
00:22:47
Speaker
Fucking it all stems from maple syrup. That scene from Elf where he's just pouring it. Oh, on pasta? Oh my God. Nothing but carbs. um Yeah. There's a lot of buttermilk, blueberry pancake Saturday mornings where i was like, ah, you can't put what you don't use back. So go slow. He probably loved it though too. I mean, it's sugar.
00:23:10
Speaker
Yeah. I actually, so I think that what Tucker conveyed was that we didn't, Maybe there were nuggets of little things, but nothing was like hammered into our minds. And I feel like for me to learn about stuff um without having to live it, which when you're trying to teach a person, a small person, ah a lesson, a lot of times you're not like, hey,
00:23:34
Speaker
Don't choke on that hot dog. You know, like the the consequence is death or something terrible. And you're trying to teach them these things. The only way you're going to be able to do it with repetition and like easy learning. Like,
00:23:48
Speaker
um Yeah, or have them just go through that. Have them live the lesson. Oh, muscle memory, you basically. Try to put a hot dog down their throat. like You like choking? You like fucking choking? She's learned to chew.
00:24:00
Speaker
What did I say? Learn to chew. Learn. Gotta learn to chew. think, here was your mom, the she's from Minnesota? Yes or no? Illinois.
00:24:13
Speaker
Illinois, okay. But, you know, kind of strongly Midwestern parents, I could say. Oh, 100%. Same. ah Except for my mom was East Coast. But still, yeah, no emotional guidance whatsoever. Never had the sex talk or anything The fuck is with these people?
00:24:27
Speaker
But did have some, like, I do remember my dad, like, repeating no I don't know how much he said it. Photography not a job. Don't piss on the third rail. Seriously, STEM.
00:24:38
Speaker
like Just like go to college and major in one of the science, technology, math. He wasn't wrong. made me this. No, he wasn't wrong at all. I mean, he was absolutely, I felt kind of bad going against that, but still.
00:24:51
Speaker
um And then they did teach me how to like balance a checkbook and manage money. So I do it for checkbooks are relevant. You can still turn your life around easy. I'm trying to school STEM.
00:25:02
Speaker
Oh, I'm going to the except checks.
00:25:07
Speaker
Wow. Wow. Um, what the fuck was I going to say? I don't know. It doesn't matter. i can only pay for things in checks guys. That's what I'm saying is my parents told me the only way to pay for things is via check. Oh God. You better have a lot of checks.
00:25:22
Speaker
I had to explain to the kids about the olden days with credit cards where they'd put it in the credit card machine. Oh, yeah. Roll the thing back and forth. and it Still happens when power goes out.
00:25:33
Speaker
We've talked about this on this podcast. No, nobody fucking does that, man. What? I've had it done within the last five years. so I've had it done in the last year. What?
00:25:44
Speaker
Dude, have you ever shopped at Mr. Tire? Of course Mr. Tire would have one of those machines. Yeah. I'm sorry, but my that wouldn't even work with my credit card because my credit card doesn't have bumps on it.
00:25:56
Speaker
like See, that's fucked up, man. You're getting ripped off. None of my cards have bumps on them. Also, I would never, ever do that. I would simply say, you'll have to come back for this or something. You'd be like, fuck you. I'm not taking it.
00:26:09
Speaker
Any excuse to use carbon paper. Are you kidding You are losing a sale. You fucked that, man. Like... That blue stuff? Oh, I love it. If anyone's ever been through a fucking credit card chargeback, it ain't worth it.
00:26:22
Speaker
I mean, if if I'm sorry, if somebody came in and was like, going to buy this fucking t-shirt, well, sure. I mean, I still don't have the machine, but I would take their card information and be like, okay, great. Actually, honestly, I'd probably just give it to them. Take a picture of their face and be like, I'm putting your fucking face on this wall if you don't pay for it, jerk. They're like, I'm famous.
00:26:41
Speaker
Wow. I'm not paying you. I'm paying you. Except right above the picture. Small dick club. ah Holy shit.
Found Money Stories
00:26:53
Speaker
All right. ah What is, this isn't the question. The question is you find 50 bucks on the ground. What are he's spending on? But I'm also curious, what's the largest amount of money you found on the ground? $300. What? No.
00:27:06
Speaker
Yes. No. How? Where? And it could be a lottery ticket that was $1.30. Was this a check that he wrote? Do you know what is better about this situation? It's not good.
00:27:17
Speaker
it's like I go to the bank I get a cosigner It says two and it just says you that me That's EC when he gets That's the equivalent of our dad handing out two dollar bills Is EC writing checks to you and then just giving them to children I just started a new shit with EC I love that No, okay, so the perboxing part isn't the fact that I found $300.
00:27:50
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Cash? Nickels? Cash. Wow. is it I found a wallet on the street with nothing else in it but $300 in cash. Oh, get out. No ID, no fucking credit cards.
00:28:05
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You should have left the cash and just took the wallet. Dude, you stole an eight-year-old's life savings is what you just did. ah No, I was skateboarding. There's a Bazooka Joe wrapper and a Pokemon card in there. and Give me a signal.
00:28:20
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Wow. um No, I was skateboarding. This was in fucking Georgia 20 some years ago. And I see a wallet on the ground. fuck, I'm going to pick it up. Of course, you look in the wallet and I'm like, there's fucking no indication of what fucking person had this. And I look inside, it's hilarious. So what did you spend it on?
00:28:42
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probably uh probably schlitz and fucking crystal chicks crystal chicken sandwiches oh would you spend the other 298 dollars yeah for real wow most i've ever seen found is maybe i think i found a twomper once yeah that makes that seems reasonable yeah the last time i remember it was five bucks uh and it was like like I found a $5 bill at the grocery store like last week.
00:29:13
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Whoa. Super excited. That's what prompted this question. If I found anything under... Fuck it. If I saw a $50 bill on the ground, I wouldn't pick it up.
00:29:24
Speaker
Really? What? Because you think EC just did shit dollar? No. No. what why And I helped and filmed it? No. Why do you guys need $50? No.
00:29:36
Speaker
What? It's ah free money. ah so A bird doesn't need it for nest. dude, fuck you guys. Neither of you guys need fucking $50. Oh, I could totally use $50. Well, he needs a job, man. guy's got a drippy-ass sink, dude. Fix that fucking faucet, man. No, I'm not saying like, I'm not going to go out and fucking burn $50 or something, but on the other side of it, man,
00:30:04
Speaker
If I pick up $20 off the ground, ah you know, whatever. Who's to think that someone else, are you trying to say like you want to save it for someone else? Because who's to say that nature is not going to like blow it away?
00:30:17
Speaker
Well, not in a fucking field. It's like I'm walking around a goddamn field and there's a $50 bill there and I'm like. and Your fucking grandma sends you a birthday card with $50 in it. What are you spending that on? Is she hot? It's like bonus money. Your grandma? She's fucking kidding.
00:30:34
Speaker
I'd take it back to her work and make it rain. If I found 50 bucks, and there's difference though. Like if grandma, who we don't have any grandmas, thanks for bringing that up. its Sorry. Sorry, killed your grandmas. If grandma sent me 50 bucks, I would put in my bank and buy something that I...
00:30:51
Speaker
was closest to 50 bucks that I wouldn't normally buy myself or I'd been putting off. Oh, so you would actually like run the numbers and be. That's backward ass. No, but he sees like what frivolous thing for $50 would you buy right now? well if myself So I was qualifying my answer. You guys both cut me off.
00:31:10
Speaker
If I found the 50 bucks, I would go and get like a $8 bubble tea and I'd spend the other 42 bucks on scratch tickets. Yeah. Okay, so lottery. Fuck yes. I'm like, all right, I'm already lucky I found this.
00:31:22
Speaker
Let's see if this luck keeps going. Yeah, I like that. um But it's a treat. Yeah. Yeah, no, it would be, it would probably be like, Dilly bars or something and lottery tickets.
00:31:35
Speaker
I would do sauna and a pizza. if ah if i If everything was good at home, sauna and a pizza. If things were good at home, bouquet for the wife. Oh, I thought you were going to say bus ticket. Because that buys me like three amazing days. Yeah.
00:31:52
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ah Got a lot of flowers in your house. We need to send EC some fucking money. Holy shit. I'm either paying the plumber the florist. You're paying the plumber or the piper.
00:32:11
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but There's some shit that I like sushi costs so much fucking money. Yeah, it is. So it's like every time like I've had people like tip me $100 or something. I'll be like, you know, I don't fucking go out to eat. and Whoa. What? At work?
00:32:24
Speaker
What are you? for like answering the phone? Sucking dick on the side. Fucking awesome. Fuck you guys. No.
00:32:31
Speaker
That's incredible. Who gives you a $100 tip? If you guys have a mechanic that you use regularly, you should tip them because once they understand that you don't think that they're a piece of shit.
00:32:43
Speaker
Yeah. That would require a good mechanic actually existing in the world, which I, yeah like God, don't believe in. And also, you would have to... like Normally you go to a place and like they just give the job to any mechanic. So it'd be hard to like. I want Larry because Larry gets me. Larry wears low ride pants.
00:33:06
Speaker
Oh my God. Shows me that whale tail. So what's the next one?
Making Friends and Technology's Role
00:33:10
Speaker
I'm noticing that people online specifically are complaining that when they move to a new city, it's very difficult to make friends.
00:33:19
Speaker
is this Oh, you didn't have New City part on your list. In general, I would say it's like just difficult to make think these fucking people need to get offline and go meet people in real life.
00:33:33
Speaker
That's my... I feel like people that are online having issues with making friends and they're expressing it online are online people who are disassociated with actual physical relationships.
00:33:47
Speaker
so yeah But put that new city back into it. Like they moved to a new city and they're talking about it. But who are they talking and about it to? People in the old city? yeah um No, go outside. They're in the subreddit of the current city. Just moved here.
00:34:04
Speaker
oh you're really difficult to make new friends what do people say It's like people are asking for instructions on how to make friends and that's to me. It's like, go to the mailbox. Say hi to your neighbor. Fucking go for a run. this loaded the mailbox.
00:34:19
Speaker
I don't know. See what surprises await you. Go to the typewriter repair store. You'll make some friends. So there's been periods of time in my life where like i've had I've been really fucking busy with shit or like...
00:34:34
Speaker
I've had a work situation where I didn't see a lot of people, which I feel like a lot of times you, ye whatever. And i kind of mildly had to relearn how to make friends, but I feel like it's a thing that you just, you have to put yourself out there. And if you don't, then you're never going to make a friend.
00:34:51
Speaker
You do. agree There needs to be some risk involved. You have to show up and you have to participate. yeah Also showing up multiple times is a great way to meet friends. Yes.
00:35:02
Speaker
but there were Did you guys? going to send you the article. Go to restaurant or coffee shop a bunch times, and somebody's going to be like, you're that guy that wears black all the time. Oh, yeah. Like, wear your favorite band shirt yeah at a record store and just do this so everyone sees it.
00:35:19
Speaker
That's how i go to every Ask me about my shirt. Tucker's walking around with his hands up, waving his chest highly. That's how we met. It is. I was like, you need to put on a shirt, sir.
00:35:33
Speaker
Do you have a shirt? And that's our codependency. ah So if you let's say you move to where you are right now okay and but you don't have any friends and you had to make new friends, what would you do?
00:35:46
Speaker
I would go to a dark ass bar. Okay. Start drinking. And I would go to the same camp coffee shop every day. Even if I could make coffee at home, I would do that every morning. Yeah, no, for real. I, uh, I've moved a bunch of places with, I don't know fucking anybody. And yeah,
00:36:04
Speaker
I remember when I was younger, I went to the movie theater every fucking night. ah Alone? I started hitting on the girls behind the counter. i mean, i I was in the middle of fucking Georgia, a man. like Yeah.
00:36:15
Speaker
I started going to the bookstore every day. like just What else are you going to, for real, if you don't know anybody? You have to increase your chances to bump into somebody who actually wants to be bumped into. I know, but Tyler's going to the movie theaters specifically. where people don't want to fucking talk have you been to albany georgia yeah and that time period when they got a starbucks it was as if they opened up a fucking top golf or jesus came back or like avatar was really i mean like it was so monumental those three things i don't fucking know i'm making this stuff up
00:36:50
Speaker
I love them. Yeah, I don't. i I think the pandemic fucked up a generation of people. 100%. terms of social skills. 100%. But that's a it's a bullshit excuse, dude.
00:37:04
Speaker
No, I realize it's reality, but it's yeah so fucking bullshit because in your lifespan, the pandemic will happen to you at some point, whether it's obviously not stuck in your house for two years.
00:37:16
Speaker
But yes, yeah you have an infant, you have a baby you are stuck in your house for two years, motherfucker. And then you emerge from fucking toddler-ville. You don't know how to be with people.
00:37:27
Speaker
That's true. I've had this conversation with so many new parents, like, You did the deed. It's like learning how to function again. Yeah, and you come back out of it, out of this fucking thing, and you can finally go do something, and you are looking at your phone, waiting for the babysitter to fucking text you, and you're like, I don't know how to have phone anymore. What do do? Yeah, yeah. Literally the words out of my mouth to Tabby, where it's like,
00:37:53
Speaker
I almost don't even know how to like enjoy myself at dinner right now. Like, it's just like, it took fucking practice to do it, but yeah you have to have the willingness to like put yourself out there. You have to have the awareness that it's actually an issue. And then I actually think this brings up a great topic of that hiding behind a computer. And I realized a lot of people aren't hiding on purpose, but like, well,
00:38:14
Speaker
You're not going to meet friends in a meaningful way on a computer, likely. Yeah. And I realize a lot of people don't want to go to a bar to meet adults. Yeah. ah But I still feel like you could try it, especially nowadays. like There's other places. There's also like so many other places. The pool, the sauna, the fucking debate club. Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:36
Speaker
Yeah, no, i I don't think this problem was solely caused by technology, but I do think technology, like us being in front of screens. It's making it worse. Yeah, is and you can't solve that problem with technology.
00:38:50
Speaker
Nope. I agree with that. You just kind of need to put down the devices and maybe go be weird in the real world. Just go outside. It's fucking old such an old man thing. Oh, the last, dude, yeah, um we're ready. We're ramping this up now.
00:39:04
Speaker
Oh, man. All right. he So, I've been vegetarian since I was 18.
00:39:10
Speaker
But I did it because the girl I was interested in wasn't a vegetarian. so I recall. Yeah. I was, I guess, technically a vagetarian. yeah she stole my fucking menace shirt too god damn it i think that was someone else oh yeah not what's your i think i might pick kelly kelly was blonde right my threshold is very low my fucking shirt so what's what's an animal that we you won't eat dicks dicks no any any animal
00:39:43
Speaker
You ever see something that even if it's like... I'm going eat fucking frogs. I could give two shits about alligator. Like, I don't i don't want to eat any sort of like precious fucking game or something. Yeah, I wouldn't do... Yeah, like tiger or rhinos or elephants or something. I would never eat that.
00:40:01
Speaker
What is the most, ah if we're going to use this word, exotic exotic meat you've ever eaten? Goats, rabbits. ah yeah okay page Pig the brain. Oh, yeah, pig brain.
00:40:11
Speaker
Yeah, maybe super gassy. Cheese? No, that's not cheese. It's not called cheese, it's called pig brain. Cheese is called cheese.
00:40:22
Speaker
that also called popsicles? Popsicles. I had it at Solero for some party thing. made me super gassy. Was it listed on the menu as pig brain? or Oh, no, you ate it right out of the pig. They like roasted this whole thing, and they cooked it, and they put it back in the skull. like It was like a whole... What was the name of the dish? Do you remember?
00:40:42
Speaker
it was um No, it was like an industry party. It was not like something you ordered. And there's a big old fucking spoon. oh With a big arrow, it says pig brain. Super tiny spoon, actually. Okay.
00:40:53
Speaker
Yeah. Little bites. Spread it on crackers. That's how you taste those oinky neurons. Oh, God. was going to say those ideas, memories. i I'm making a ah low effort to eat less meat.
00:41:10
Speaker
but I'm making an effort. Congratulations. No, I mean, like, i'm like it's not something i I require on every single time I eat. I mean, that was how we grew up. That's how we grew yeah.
00:41:21
Speaker
There was the meat it was the main dish, and then you had the saddest fucking vegetable side. The periphery. The saddest vegetable. Oh, my God. My mom would cook lima beans in a way that... Ew.
00:41:34
Speaker
God....would make a even the worst lima bean taste... more bad. Are they done yet? No, let's go another 10 minutes. Exactly. No, they still have color.
00:41:47
Speaker
Yes. Cook the green out of them, please. ah Teens, a teaspoon of bleach will get rid of that color. and Oh, God. Oh. ah My mom used to make this thing called cube steak, which I, do you, have you heard of this term? to Is this like rubbed tube steak?
00:42:06
Speaker
I don't know. It's just called, no cube. It's called my dad. My dad never cooked, but my mom would make cube steak. Yeah. ah Schwanns, you see. We're talking about the schwanns. I understand tube steak. What is a cube steak?
00:42:22
Speaker
I don't know. tre sake i think it's some sort of inedible meat that my mom would make. ah Me and my sisters would take turns getting up from the dining room table to go to the bathroom and spit it out. Oh, I love this. Your mom was onto you.
00:42:38
Speaker
um it will What happened is I think I forgot to flush the toilet and so Lisa went up And instead of spitting out her tube steak, sorry, cube steak.
00:42:53
Speaker
Wow. She decided to call me out and say, oh Mom, Eric's spitting out his food. She fucking sold you out? Just threw me under the bus. well threw me under the bed but my mom was just I mean i I don't know what this fucking I lost a sleepover to this meal Matt was gonna sleep over at my house and he was like oh can we are we having dinner he's like I was like yeah we what were we having and my mom said cube steak and i was like oh we're having cube steak he's like I don't think I can say that no way
00:43:30
Speaker
cube steak just seal the deal So no idea what sort of protein that was. It was beef. but I bet that was like roasted in chunks.
00:43:41
Speaker
No, it was just stew meat. It was fucking bubble yum. would You would chew it and wouldn't get smaller. it's because she cooked a very lean, cheap piece of meat quickly on the stove instead of cooking it for like four or five hours. Yeah.
00:43:57
Speaker
so That's how you make burgers, right? Holy shit. That's how I make burgers. I remember having a dish in Italy that came with little baby octopi.
00:44:08
Speaker
And i don't I don't remember that being like listed. and And I that was like, I can't do this. Were they like cooked at all? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. Squid have beaks. But you could see their little eyes.
00:44:22
Speaker
you know it was i don't want to look into the eye of something while eating it. yeah i do. Tyler's same rules while fucking fucking and eating do not break eye contact
00:44:37
Speaker
um stop thinking about blinking can sense your feelings alright what was your most embarrassing phase oh god growing growing up or for Tyler currently fucking in it man Um, yeah, like seven to fucking
Embarrassing Life Phases
00:44:58
Speaker
20.
00:44:58
Speaker
I don't know. Oh, I was gonna say 1997 to 2001. Just what was I thinking? Why did anyone let me open my mouth? Why did they let me dress myself? How did I have a job?
00:45:10
Speaker
Why did they let me leave the house to go to said job? I love when I answered the phone and they thought I was my mom.
00:45:19
Speaker
Is Debra there? No. earth and like you But they would think it was me or think it was her. Wow. Well, I'm becoming... You're becoming Debra. Yeah.
00:45:30
Speaker
ah yeah Yeah, 17 to 21 for me. Whoa. Because that was the, I mean, describe that phase though. ah Specifically, what are the things for you?
00:45:44
Speaker
Oh, well, I had that time where I bleached my hair, fucked it up, bleached it again, and then dyed it back and then probably bleached it. And what I was doing is lot really cheing I was getting my hair all ratted like like Kramer or like Lyle Lovett.
00:45:59
Speaker
And it was just this weird rat's nest. And like I was going to school like that apparently. And those what those big ass pants, dude. Fucking huge. Giant jeans. They were skateboard g least a foot and a half wide, the legs. it was What were the shoes you were wearing then? Or DCs or something that? whatever. It was you know probably S, Etnies, DC. Fucking Muskas. Did you have Muskas? Had those first Muskas. They just re-released those. so That dude's a fucking kook.
00:46:28
Speaker
Dude, he's... No, he's just crazy. He's an artist now, right? He's an artist. He bought a a farm Ohio. thought that was the definition of kook. they No, I'm not saying he's a bad person. I'm not saying anything. He's just... He's on one, man....eccentric, yeah. I think he... I think he had... like I don't know if he had a mental breakdown, if he did a lot of drugs and...
00:46:49
Speaker
Dude, he got shit ton of money when he was, what, 17? That's fucking shoe. The real money came when he did his... um when he had worked road for crew and then Supra where he had those sneakers that were the sky hops that little Wayne would always wear.
00:47:07
Speaker
they were like a high top skateboard shoe that went up to like mid ankle or I'm sorry, mid shin. Nice. Oh shit. Yeah. They look like spaceships, but he sold a fucking grip of the, I mean a grip.
00:47:22
Speaker
It's so weird that you could just still design this a stupid fucking shoe and make a ton of money. No, but that's the thing. you okay Tell me a shoe that makes a difference. What do you mean? like there's I think that the shoes we would currently design right now would be tasteful but very conservative in the shoe world.
00:47:40
Speaker
You're fucking Chad Muska and your your shoes are these poofy, big shoes that were iconic. Where do you go from there? You don't go more conservative. Sure.
00:47:51
Speaker
not if you're Chad no not for him man he fucking went for it and people fucking bought him oh yeah so they're still buying it so here's the new question yeah Nike has approached you they are going to run 10,000 pairs of whatever shoe you decide to come up with and it can be as ridiculous as you want what's the fucking shoe that you run Jordan 1 Retros, black, black, black, but with a red swoosh.
00:48:19
Speaker
oh That's all I want. I've been wearing fucking these shoes for 10 years, except for when COVID, you couldn't fucking get them. I just want the red swoosh. I want the rest me to black, red swoosh. I'd probably put red laces in a couple pairs. Ooh, yeah.
00:48:36
Speaker
I love those black, blue, white of the original colors because there's the black, red, white, and the black, blue, white. but but i wouldn't make them I wouldn't make a Jordan if I would.
00:48:48
Speaker
I would have two of the most realistic buttholes that were the same. 10,000 pairs of buttholes. The same temperature of actually putting your foot inside a real human butthole. Whoa. So it's like heated.
00:49:01
Speaker
Yeah. So it's the most comfortable shoe ever. But it looks like an asshole. It's an asshole on your foot. my God. Could you imagine skin tone like Jordan 1's? Whoa.
00:49:14
Speaker
Airbrushed toes. Yeah, but there's random hairs in a couple molds in different places. I fucking love that. A toe fungus on one of your nails. So like some like really nice sought after shoes, but just like- but it's it's no it's the actual athlete's foot like photographed and printed on because you know an athlete has the gnarliest fucking feet it's like ballerina feet it's just full callus nothing but scars scars that'd be good uh i bought lot of not a lot i think i had one cross color outfit ah when i was like fifth or sixth grade yeah tyler do you know cross colors are
00:49:55
Speaker
Hypercolor? No, largely African-American like pride b brand. Oh, that's a great thing for you to wear, As a white suburban kid. You are the whitest fucking person. You're like super white, like actual color-wise. Oh, yeah, No, I'm actually more clear than white, but still.
00:50:14
Speaker
Yes. ah I think In Living Color was fully... Oh, God, I love that fucking show. and And they were fully kitted out and that kind of stuff, so I think that's why... I wish that cross colors is so in a theoretical world I realize that there's a lot of problems with what I'm about to say but I wish that I could and if anyone knew me I only wear black and I'm yeah very whatever I wish that I could that it would be more acceptable to wear things from different cultures and I get why I understand why it I agree yeah
00:50:53
Speaker
But I fucking love everybody, and everybody came up with this great shit. And it's not me, but it would be great if it yeah if I could do that shit, sort of. And when when we were growing up, like the nineteen ninety s like African sort of gear that people were starting to sport, even and into the fucking Cosby show, you would see like a little bit of that.
00:51:14
Speaker
yeah But definitely in like a different world or in color. love that show too. Fuck. Fuck. So, like, those outfits look so fun. like They look so fun now. The patterns were amazing, but all the white kids were allowed to wear were Zubas.
00:51:29
Speaker
That was the extent of our pattern collection. We blew it. and Did you guys have Zubas? Fuck yeah. I mean, we had Zubas before. Zubas and hyper-colored t-shirts at the same time. Because JCPenney's was like the...
00:51:41
Speaker
ah They had like an exclusive first release or something of Hypercolor or something. And maybe even Zubas. I don't even know. Everyone's like, guys, we need to explain to our audience that JCPenney was the Apple store of its day. yeah And Hypercolor was a ah a color changing shirt that if you got it warm, God forbid you put it in the dryer because then it's fucked.
00:52:05
Speaker
yeah But ah if you get it warm, it turned hot pink. That's why they only made shirts too. Did they make hyper color pants? Just a fucking dick. All the purebreds walking around with just nothing but a bright spot where their crotch is.
00:52:23
Speaker
was thinking more about farting. Oh. Oh God. was thinking about heat. How hot are your farts, dude? Jesus Christ. Hot balls. don't think I have no BTUs to fucking get it going here. Pretty spicy. Dude, Chris, cross colors still exist.
00:52:40
Speaker
Really? thought were to say cross-colors. Maybe I'll ah go through my second cross-colors. you guys know Cisco lives in Maple Grove? Is needs a master of he P is the football coach. The food industry. Last one. We're running up on an hour here. Yep.
Robocalls: A Modern Frustration
00:52:57
Speaker
All right. How the fuck are robocalls still legal? Dear Congress, do something. How many fucking calls you get a day?
00:53:06
Speaker
Oh, let's see. I just got one right when you when I dialed up here. So that's probably like five today. actually brought this up to Tabby when I'm about to switch jobs soon.
00:53:16
Speaker
When I switch jobs, I'm going to get a new phone number. I got 22 robocalls today. Holy shit. Yep. Man, you should stop driving around with your phone number on your car. About a third of them are political.
00:53:32
Speaker
The other half are, if your business was affected by COVID-19, you're eligible for a government program where you can get back payment for those people. Like, yeah that's probably about 15 of them. Like, i just can't take it anymore. Yeah.
00:53:49
Speaker
So whack. For me, it's turned into like that peaked for me this fall yeah where I was getting like seven to nine a day. But now I'm getting the email. I'm getting solicited for all this AI this and like my agency does this.
00:54:04
Speaker
ah The only thing that's changed is like now the phone number might say possible spam or robocaller. Possible. So it's like they had to actually list themselves as a robocaller.
00:54:15
Speaker
Great. Could you also stop fucking calling my phone? I had one of those new ones, though, where they it's like the text. It's the phishing via text. Oh, I those all the time, too. First thing, just like cute girl's photo.
00:54:28
Speaker
Oh, yeah. i see down And then and then like, hey, are you still up? And then like another one more. It's like 730 in the morning. Hey, Lisa, I'll be in San Francisco next weekend.
00:54:40
Speaker
Yep. Can I give you my social and you can like help me out? Like, do you guys just delete those or do you ever engage? Oh, I totally engage because I think it's so funny. God damn it.
00:54:53
Speaker
was like, don't remember. next week I had too many drinks. I wasn't there. Or like, oh, I think you're talking about the other Lisa that was at the different table. Like, yeah, I'll fuck with people. Turns out i have hepatitis. You should get checked.
00:55:08
Speaker
Mom. You ever heard of hep C? Oh my God. All right. ah I do think we need to find, and so these robocalls, they're not coming from in the house.
00:55:20
Speaker
they're They're not coming from in the U S right. They're coming from other U S countries. I don't know. How do you stop it? Is there anywhere in the United States, like a physical building that we can throw eggs at or somehow fuck with these people in real life? Because that's what I really want is because I feel like I'm getting fucked with in my yeah real life. Yeah, in your space.
00:55:44
Speaker
And I want to return the favor. I think everyone should do that every time and not be like proactively ah like a dick, like first move offensively a dick.
00:55:56
Speaker
But like if you've been wronged, this goes back to my list a couple of times. Like fucking if you've been wronged, you have to fix the wrong. Yes. I don't think you need to go like Michael, what's his face like falling down.
00:56:09
Speaker
movie you know that's like some no oh big lebowski shit dude oh yeah gotta make it right don't piss on my rug um class no i agree it's a it's in a ah hilariously bad um nuisance in our life that we pay for dude we pay money to be just rest yeah yeah and there's nothing we can do about it it's i don't like that part yeah it's the same thing as a whoever was talking about how shitty it is to fly it's just like okay this is a thing
00:56:44
Speaker
you guys brought I was trying to think of an analog to like what's the most inhumane thing you could do while flying. flying And Tucker, you said going to prison or jail. And I was like, yeah, but I'm paying to fly.
00:56:56
Speaker
ah Yes. Yes. We're paying for this thing and yet we're still being treated in this terrible way. Yeah, it's fucked Customer service is... It doesn't exist anymore.
00:57:08
Speaker
Yeah. Dude, that was... I mean, we were customers. don't think that people will put up with it forever. Really? I do think that, like, good customer service brings people in.
00:57:23
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I shop at places with better customer service than places that suck. and I don't think... That's because you're a real human. I think that inhumane people go to places like Starbucks because they don't believe in customer service and they just yell at the people and those people have to take it.
00:57:41
Speaker
Take it, take it, take it. take a take take take a take take it Anyways. Yeah, but that exist forever. People suck. That's the moral of the story. Yeah. And also, my to bring it all the way back, the dumbest fucking bumper sticker.
00:57:56
Speaker
Remember the mean people suck bumper stickers? Oh, yeah. I fucking wanted to take the driver out of every one of those cars and fucking curb stomp them. Oh, my God. Wow. Jesus.
00:58:08
Speaker
That bumper sticker made me so angry. Yeah.
00:58:14
Speaker
Maybe that was the point, you see. Maybe it was. All right. Tyler, do you have another list inside you? I'm working on it. Or you just happy to see me? It's just mean people suck the list.
00:58:29
Speaker
All right. Do you really think you have another list inside, Ian? We can end the season whenever we want. We're in control of the ship, guys. No, we got 10 fucking lists here. We're always in control.
00:58:40
Speaker
Tucker's fucking 10th list is pizza. Hot or cold. or cold.
00:58:49
Speaker
Celebrities eat pizza too, just like real people. Also, pizza's round or square. Join us next week as we debate some of those topics, but it's actually Tyler's. No pizza. No pizza content at all. No pizza, no times are changing. No pizza, no justice.
00:59:12
Speaker
A good bumper sticker. right, join us next week as we discuss Tyler's third list. Until then... so