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Vanderpump Rules Cast Fired & Kristen Doute is Pregnant
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The original cast of Vanderpump Rules, for the past 11 seasons, has been fired so that season 12 will feature a new cast of servers at SUR restaurant. This is all Rachel Leviss' fault, along with Tom Sandoval. Ariana is thriving though, James Kennedy is killing it as a DJ, Lala made a fool of herself, along with Lala. BUT the cast is too old and too divided to continue. James is hilarious though, I want him on reality TV! I'm so glad that Katie opened her sandwich shop, Something About Her.
Let's be honest y'all, most of the cast is definitely f*cked now and I don't think people will keep listening to some of their podcasts!
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Transcript
Intro: Drake's Lawsuit and VPR Topics
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Speaker
Hello everyone. So I just wrapped up talking about Drake's lawsuit, petition slash lawsuit. I am too pressed for time to talk about these topics as much as I want to. So I, I think I will do an extended version of these VPR topics.
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Speaker
and the Valley topics when I have the time. I'm just here doing the best I can. And I'm so sorry that I have been behind, but if y'all knew everything on my table, all the shit that I have on my table, you would understand.
Schwartz and Sandy's Closure: Blame on Rachel Levis
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Speaker
First up, it was announced that Schwartz and Sandy's is closing at the end of December. So what's, well, let me stay on this topic.
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Speaker
Schwartz and Sandy was a waste of everybody's time, money, and energy, and it didn't have to be. Rachel Levis, I blame Rachel Levis for Schwartz and Sandy's, and I blame Rachel Levis for VPR. That is my opinion. Rachel, who is very litigious, Rachel, stay away from me, bitch. Or maybe go ahead and sue me, bitch, to get me some, some, you know,
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publicity, but I blame Rachel for this because the fallout from Scandal affected the ratings of the online reviews of Schwartz and Sandys and it affected the actual amount of people who wanted to go and support Schwartz and Sandys.
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Speaker
I haven't been to Schwartz and Sandy's yet and I'm running out of time. I would like to go and find out what the food is like, find out what the drinks are like. I'm running out of time because Schwartz and Sandy's is closing at the end of the year.
Tom Sandoval's Influence and VPR Fallout
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So, Tom Sandoval is not a friend worth keeping.
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He's a loser, he's talentless, and he drags everybody down with him. Schwartz did not need to be a part of Schwartz and Sandy's. Schwartz obviously sounds a lot better than just Sandy's. So it was good for the name of a actual restaurant and bar slash lounge.
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but Schwartz put his time, money into it. He lost his marriage. And honestly, Katie is really better off. What's surprising about Katie and Tom Schwartz is Katie or sorry, Schwartz obviously has an allegiance to Sandoval and everybody else because Tom never likes to kind of
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He's very non-confrontational, but I wonder if Tom Schwartz would have been a better husband without cameras. I wonder if cameras rolling made him feel like he always has to side with Sandoval and other people.
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Right? Like that is the truth. Like maybe he was a good partner before the show and maybe he would have been a good partner without the show. Maybe he wouldn't have poured a drink on Katie. Maybe like all of the fuck shit that he did, maybe he wouldn't have done that if cameras weren't rolling.
00:03:22
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I think that's like a fair question because a lot of people are fake and I'm not saying he is, but a lot of people are just so concerned with the public's opinion and anybody who's trying to please everyone, like Schwartz, they're going to behave in a way that they think the public will accept and condone and champion. So I wonder about that.
00:03:46
Speaker
So it's like, who knows without this show and without Schwartz and Sandy's, if Katie and Tom would have had a better marriage, healthier marriage and still be together today, who knows? But all I know is that Sandoval is not somebody that you want to be working with. And yeah, I didn't get to the VBR stuff yet, but
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Schwartz is probably never going to abandon Sandoval. Jax and Sandoval are close again, apparently, or were. I don't know if they are now, but this is sad for Tom Sandoval's mother who invested her retirement money into this. This is sad for Schwartz who put his money into this. This is sad for the staff. This is sad for everyone who believed in this failing
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project all because of Tom Sandoval's dick, which I am convinced is little. He gives off little dick energy. When he's been in the Speedo, there hasn't been much going on. But anyways, this sucks for everybody involved. I don't feel bad for Tom Sandoval, but I feel bad for everyone else.
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So this is all Rachel's fault. And guess what? It's not like Rachel would care. Rachel lives on her own planet. She cares about things that involve her and nobody else.
Bravo's Cast Overhaul at VPR
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Doesn't consider anybody else's feelings, so she doesn't give a shit. Next, we got Vanderpump Rules being officially over as we know it. It was announced yesterday that Bravo is
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has fired the entire cast and replaced them with new cast members who currently work at Sir, at Sir Restaurant. So this is Rachel's fault. This is all Rachel Levis's fault. A hundred percent, in my opinion. Unless she wants to sue me, then no, it's not my opinion.
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publicity wouldn't hurt. So basically, Rachel, you know, slept with Tom and scanned of all, caused such a rift, rift, sorry, between the cast members, that they, it couldn't be repaired.
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Speaker
Because you got Lala's dumbass inserting herself as a see you next Tuesday. Being so jealous of Ariana. You got Ariana not wanting to film with Tom. You got... Basically, they should have fired Tom and Lala, but the problem with them firing Tom and only Tom and Lala. Tom, Sanval, and Lala.
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is that Ariana was very booked and busy and moved on with her boyfriend. You got James and Ali who are boring. He's sober. They're boring. She's boring. He's phenomenal TV, but there's not much there. You got Sheena and Brock. They're fine. They're entertaining enough.
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You got Lala who's bitter and single and a mother of two, that's boring. Who else is on the cast? Schwartz, like I don't give a shit about him and his girlfriend. Katie, I don't wanna see Katie's man. Nor do I wanna see Schwartz's girlfriend on the show. Cause then it just seems like they're clout chasing. Like go ahead and date and be together off camera.
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So that's like the entire cast.
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And it's like the cast has too many adult situations happening for the show to continue, especially if there's so much tension, right? Because VPR started with them in their early 20s acting a fool, and they were no longer in their early 20s acting a fool. So Rachel ruined this show.
00:08:11
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Because without it, we would have had Tom and Ariana still together. People would have been getting along. They could go on their trips still. They could follow the same theme of the show. And then an article came out that saying this was not about money. That was one of the rumors. It came out that none of them work at Sir, which was one of the issues.
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It came out that they just didn't see how they could get along because of how much tension there was at the reunion. And so it's like, Lala has presented herself as a clown that most people will never forgive. Tom has presented himself as an asshole that pretty much the nation will never forgive. And Sheena has presented herself as a very stupid, flip-floppy, flaky idiot friend. That's very sad.
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That's very sad that they did not go out on top. They went out on the bottom. And what an ill-conceived plan of Lala's. It wasn't even really a plan. She has been genuinely jealous of Ariana. It's weird. Like, Lala's jealousy of Ariana, it makes me wonder if she wants to be with Ariana, honestly, because remember they hooked up.
00:09:32
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I know that's a stretch. I know that's a reach. And that's exactly why I made it. You just because I don't understand like Lala's hatred for Ariana, like her jealousy. It's it's so weird. I'm so I'm disgusted by Lala. And this is what I feel like this is certainly what Lala deserved. And this is what Sandoval deserved. But
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I am sad for the rest of the cast because I do like Katie bought a house or live somewhere nice it looks like. Sheena bought a house. Lala bought a house. James bought a house. James obviously is always going to be thriving because he's such a talented DJ but like I
Sheena's PR Statement: Authenticity Questioned
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think the cast was spending me on their means. Obviously Sheena has a podcast that does well as does Lala but like
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The Vanderpump paycheck was fat. And when you think about someone like Sheena, like her husband was also getting money from Vanderpump. So like they have to be shook. And apparently Sheena finally, I guess, said something about this. And I guess since this is such an abbreviated version of the episode that I would like to do about this, I will go ahead and
00:10:48
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I will go ahead and read what Sheena said. Because apparently she finally said something. Hold on.
00:10:57
Speaker
Okay, so Sheena's statement, she's just basically thanking their crew, saying they had the best cast and crew and, you know, she's saying thank you. Like, I don't think Sheena wrote her statement. Like, I think Sheena is crying right now. So I'm not really buying this. It sounds like a very PR statement that her team wrote for her. And yeah, the people who have to be taking this the worst have to be Sheena, Schwartz,
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Sandoval. Katie, she was so smart to get her restaurant open, to get her podcast popping. Oh yeah, Lala has to be taking this very bad too. So I just don't believe this statement that Sheena put out. I will read it to you though.
00:11:46
Speaker
Since these episodes are so short, Sheena said, the end of an era and the start of something new, I don't even know where to begin. Well, maybe first off, thank you to everyone who's checked in on me. We had one hell of a run. I never could have imagined while shooting the pilot for VPR that it would become what it has, nor go on for as long as it did. To the fans who've been with us from the beginning and to everyone who joined along the way, thank you.
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Putting our lives out there isn't always easy, but every time one of y'all reached out to say our stories resonated with you made it all worth it. To our amazing crew at Evolution, Bravo, and NBC, thank you for the experience of a lifetime. I will forever be grateful for the opportunities this show has generated and for the memories we've made along the way. We truly have worked with the best cast crew and been part of so many special moments
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in each other's lives. Cheers to the next chapter. The rest is still unwritten." Yeah, she didn't write that. I'm sorry. As far as I know, she didn't write that. And I say this to someone who was friends with somebody who used to write these statements. Like, you would be shocked at the statements that were written for some of these celebrities. So I'm gonna leave it at that. That doesn't sound like Sheena wrote that shit at all. Sheena is probably in shambles.
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And I imagine that Sheena will talk about it on her podcast. And like I said, I feel bad for some people, especially, and Sheena is one of them.
Kristin Dodie's Pregnancy Announcement
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Speaker
Next, Kristin Dodie is pregnant. I checked her birthday. Her birthday is in February. Let me double check, because, you know, sometimes I don't like to be somebody who is giving y'all the wrong information.
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Let me see what is going on here. Okay. Yep, I'm correct. Her birthday is in February and her baby is due in June. So she will become a mother at 42, pregnant at 41. She said that she decided at the beginning after, you know, she lost a baby or had a miscarriage the other year.
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her and her now fiance, Luke decided to try at the beginning of 2024. And they decided to do IUI, which is basically insemination. She got hormone shots to
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help the process be successful. And she got ready on the very first try. And she will be a first time mother at 42. So everybody's fertility is different. And I love, love, love, love, love, love, love the Kristin Doughty, the Giselle Buncheons, the Courtney Kardashians,
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I'm not saying this is typical or easy or likely but I love that they single-handedly are proving that you can no longer speak on women not being able to have a baby on their own like once they're 40. You can't do that. We have a lot of, I mean obviously I'm not speaking for everybody, everybody's different but there are a lot of, there
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is a lot of help today that makes it easier in a way that it was not in the past. So I'm just very happy for Kristen. And with her having this baby in June at 42, I think she shouldn't take many months off in between, or sorry, after if she wants to have baby number two. This is just so joyous, so exciting.
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I'm just looking forward to the valley and I'm about positive the valley already wrapped up season two, but you know, they better make sure these cameras are rolling by the time Kristin gives birth. I'm just excited. This is just so, so Kristin, we watched her with Tom Sandoval. We watched her with just date assholes and Luke. I love Luke for Kristin. Luke is no nonsense and Luke seems so protective and
00:16:09
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He just presents himself as the healthiest of all of her partners. Sometimes it takes you until you're pushing 40 to get a man who's halfway decent. I'm so excited for Kristen. And yeah, so I'm ending on that very positive note.
00:16:27
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And as much as I watched VPR, like I'm not like a diehard stan in any way, I definitely skipped seasons. I only started to rewatch because of Scandal Ball. And let's remember, the show was going to be canceled without Scandal Ball. Scandal Ball, you know, brought in all of the ratings and attention. So it's like VPR was kind of on its way out anyway.
00:16:53
Speaker
But this show is such a big part of the Bravo universe with massive ratings. It is sad to see something like this end, but at the same time, like this is not a scripted show. Series are meant to end. You know, and there really isn't that much we could do with it. There isn't much.
00:17:16
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that can be done with the cast. There's not many different ways, directions that they could go in. Like they're grown now and they're starting to get boring. So as I said, this is just sad. I'm sad for some people involved.
00:17:31
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Some of the cast members, I'm sad for some people or most of the people involved with Schwartz and Sandy's, but how incredible that the Valley exists. And it's just a rebirth or it's a continuation of reality TV fame and fortune for people like Brittany and Jags and newcomers, everybody else on
Skepticism on VPR Reboot: Fame Seekers
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the series. Like I'm happy for them. They're out there thriving, shining, like.
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I'm not going to hate good for them. This is the Valley has definitely, is definitely picking up where VPR left off in many ways. And I have absolutely no interest in the VPR season two slash the reboot, whatever recast. The reason new cast, the reason why I don't have any interest in it is because these people want to be famous.
00:18:20
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Like every single reality TV show that exists beyond season one that has a newcomer, that newcomer is there for fame. Now, the reason why people are not there for fame on season one of a show is because they don't even know if that show will be picked up.
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And so they don't know if the show will make it to air. They don't know what network the show will air on. They are there maybe seeking love or seeking whatever it is or doing whatever it is that they're doing on a show. But once you get past season one and once you have something as successful as Vanderpump Rules, you're there for fame. And so you're being fake. And I don't like, I'm not interested.
00:19:09
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at all you know in a show that's really supposed to be chronicling people's lives like it's just I'm not there for the fakery so you know this I don't see vpr lasting very long with a new cast because I know I'm not alone I know I'm not the only person who's not interested in in a new vpr cast
00:19:34
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And so I think this is Greedy Abravo. I think this is Shitty Abravo to just like basically tell the cast the night before it comes out in the media. And I'm not gonna support this show. I don't give a fuck about this new cast. Unless it's like an incredible TV and people convince me otherwise, I don't give a shit.
Kristin Dodie's Congrats and Bravo's Timing Critique
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So anyways, congrats to Kristin, Dodie,
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And I'm happy that Ariana has had one of the best glow ups of all time after being cheated on. I'm glad that James is thriving as a talented DJ. This is sad. And I don't appreciate the timing of this being before Thanksgiving. That's also very ghetto and low of Bravo. But, you know, we will see what happens. I think a decent amount of the cast is going to fade into Oblivion.
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for sure. I guess we'll find out. All right.
Thanksgiving Wishes and Celebration Choices
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Speaker
Happy Thanksgiving. Love you guys so, so much. I hope that your Thanksgiving is good. Make it whatever you want it to be. You don't have to be with family if you don't want to. You don't have to fight with your family if you don't want to. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. All right. Talk to you soon. Bye.