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Beyonce Christmas Halftime Show Will Crash Netflix, Meagan Good Engaged to Jonathan Majors...

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Netflix keeps playing itself by trying to stream live events. Beyonce will perform Cowboy Carter shows on Christmas in Houston, Texas. If Beyonce is doing this for Netflix, I expect a full hour documentary or docuseries about her preparing for her performance. She better do all of my favorite Cowboy Carter songs. I'm pretty hype about this. I love her country music!

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Diddy's Legal Delusion and Media Evasion

00:00:00
Speaker
Hello, everyone. How are you doing? I know it's been a while, but guess what? It's not like there's been that much love news happening outside of, you know, Diddy. I mean, eventually at some point, I think I might try to update about Diddy, but it's overwhelming because there's a story about him every single day, like how he told his kids
00:00:26
Speaker
to wish him happy birthday on social media. This man is so effing delusional, he really thinks that he could strategize how to get out of jail and stay out of jail when it's like, hello, the media was talking about your bullshit for months. Why didn't you pull a Russell Simmons? Why didn't you leave the country? I need to know, as I've said before, like what?
00:00:56
Speaker
Are you kidding me? He just, I don't know. He thinks that he's above the law? As a dark-skinned black man, you think you're above the law? Apparently, apparently. I don't know what Diddy was thinking, but he needs to come to terms with the fact that he's the new R. Kelly and prison is going to be his forever home. Period.
00:01:23
Speaker
His kids though, I mean financially they are well taken care of, but I feel like the girls, his daughters especially, they need counseling.

Megan Good and Jonathan Majors: Engagement Dynamics

00:01:34
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Anyway.
00:01:36
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This story is definitely quote unquote old or old-ish at this point, but Meghan Good and Jonathan Majors are engaged. Meghan was a flashing her engagement ring and smiling with Jonathan on the red carpet. So a few months ago, a story came out that said that Meghan pays for all of Jonathan's. She basically funds his lifestyle, pays all his bills, whatever. Here's the thing. In defense of Meghan,
00:02:06
Speaker
Being with Jonathan Majors, who from day one I always said was extremely ugly. Extremely unattractive. The man, like he does nothing for me. I do not care what his body looks like. First of all, he ain't got no ass. But beyond that, I don't care about his pecs, his arms, thighs, whatever he got going on, that face cancels out the body for me. It's a hard no for me and Jonathan Majors.
00:02:36
Speaker
I just, I couldn't. If Jonathan Majors was just a random person on the street who wanted to smash, I'd probably be like, you know what? I'm a lesbian. I like girls. I like women. I don't. I can't. And what's the term for a woman, a lesbian who's never been with a man?
00:02:58
Speaker
Isn't it called like a gold star for gay men? I would come up with, I would find out whatever the phrase is for a woman who hasn't ever had dick, a real dick, and I would tell that to Jonathan Majors.
00:03:12
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Like he looks so rough, so unattractive. Like when I say the man is unattractive and looks unattractive, I'm talking about the man after like a whole team, glam squad has helped to put him together, has him in the best fit. Imagine rolling over and seeing Jonathan Majors like in the morning when he isn't all cleaned up. Like, I can't.
00:03:42
Speaker
I really cannot and then he's like not even tall too like just he's a hard no for me from top to bottom he's gross like I like a big ass on a guy I like something to grab onto and the man really ain't got no ass so like once a man don't got an ass like
00:04:01
Speaker
The face, the face card has to be valid at least, but if no ass face card decline, the conversate, there is no conversation here. Megan on the other end is a 10. She's always been a 10. She is so gorgeous. She is so youthful looking. She is so beautiful, so stunning.
00:04:26
Speaker
Flawless smile, body banging, beautiful. Her lips, her lips are what so many people pay a lot of money trying to get. Her fucking smile, brilliant. Beautiful, beautiful woman. Incredible fucking eyebrows. Beautiful shade of eyes, body banging.
00:04:55
Speaker
She wanted to latch onto Jonathan. And here's what I gotta say. Megan wants to be married. Megan don't wanna be out here in these streets. This is now her second husband. She wants to be married. Jonathan is, I think, eight years younger or something.
00:05:13
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Anyway, she wants to be married. So am I happy that she is getting her wish of getting married?

Challenges for Successful Women in Dating

00:05:18
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Of course. Do I believe that Jonathan will abuse her as he allegedly did the white girl that he was with? I do not. Because like, Megan
00:05:32
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I don't know, of course, but I'm just saying he's nothing without Megan, especially if she's paying all his bills. And that does make a lot of men abuse their spouse, but the public knows about Jonathan's abuse, which is the difference between a lot of other women who are secretly being abused by someone that the public didn't know was an abuser.
00:05:55
Speaker
We're already, everybody's already giving Jonathan a side eye. So I don't think he's dumb enough to actually revert back to his alleged behavior. But here's what I got to say about Megan getting engaged to this ugly ass man, an abusive man, and a man who only exclusively dated with white women if I'm not mistaken, and, you know, grabbed a black woman to try to gain the public's favor.
00:06:23
Speaker
Megan being engaged to Jonathan, it just proves that there is nothing out there for these hoes. There's nothing out there. If you are a heterosexual woman, or if you are a woman who dates men, you're fucked because the dating pool is a septic tank kiddie pool.
00:06:49
Speaker
and your options just don't exist. And that's for everybody. But when you're famous, your dating pool is decimated because you really need somebody on your level so you don't gotta deal with the jealousy and the envy and them wanting to control you because they're insecure that you're out here thriving and on the red carpets and meeting hot, successful, wealthy-ass men.
00:07:16
Speaker
So you gotta date somebody in the industry just because it's too much of a headache to do otherwise. It's not the same for a man. For a man, a man could be a billionaire and marry his little side piece, side hoe, little cocktail waitress and be fine because he knows that there's an imbalance in the power dynamic and he doesn't feel threatened that he's with some 20-year-old hoe. But if a woman is successful,
00:07:45
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and has money and clout and fame, then these men, they can't handle it. They feel like they have to break the woman down in order for the woman to stay with them. It's so, so sick.
00:07:59
Speaker
And so sad. And meanwhile, these women, all they want to do is they just want to partner. And they're not looking at their partner as beneath them, but the man who makes less money is feeling so insecure. He's projecting and therefore punishing a woman for trusting him and trusting that he will be okay with her celebrity status or her success or her wealth. He wants to punish her so he could feel like he's on a level playing field.
00:08:29
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So it might start with verbal abuse and then progress. It's just a very common thing. And then in the same breath, some people want to say some women are gold diggers. Don't women have to be gold diggers? Don't women have to be gold diggers to protect themselves? Don't they have to date on the same level? Because when they date down,
00:08:53
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countless stories of a woman dating down and getting completely effed up, countless stories and more counting, right? I mean, Kiki Palmer is one of the biggest, most recent examples. She dated down and then all hell broke loose.
00:09:13
Speaker
I really think Kiki Palmer wanted a baby though when she got her baby. Her baby is twins with her baby daddy. But Kiki is a very recent example of a woman dating down and then that shit went up in flames. Like Kiki's baby daddy cannot handle being with Kiki Palmer.
00:09:33
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All the while, these men have the audacity of being with a woman who's wealthier and more successful than them, but it's a problem. It's a problem once the relationship, as the relationship progresses, it's something that they don't want to deal with without making that woman's life a living hell.

Modern Dating and Women's Choices

00:09:52
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So it's like, that's just what it is. It's like,
00:09:57
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You have to speak of the truth and you have to be a realist about these things. I could say a woman could date any little, any bum and love is love and all that, but statistically, historically, we see what happens. So when it comes to Jonathan and Megan, this, Megan is a grown-ass woman and I believe that this is her right to latch on to Jonathan, pay all his bills,
00:10:25
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Do whatever she wants to do just to be with a man because there are some women who that's all they want is a partner. So does she have my blessing? No. And do I hope that the public won't harass her? Absolutely. She doesn't deserve it. Let her be a dumbass if she wants to. I don't know what's going on with Jonathan. I don't know enough about him.
00:10:51
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And therefore, maybe he can change. Maybe he can improve. Maybe he already has. But I just think the fact that Megan started a relationship with a man
00:11:04
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who was early on right, that's right when all of his controversy started happening. The fact that she was willing to insert herself into that, that just lets you know the state of modern dating today. That just lets you know that there ain't nothing out here on these streets. That's how I see it. And so it's sad. It's sad for different reasons, right?
00:11:29
Speaker
The way that you see some of these famous women choosing these men is like, there's nothing out there. You could sit there and talk shit all you want, but there ain't nothing out there. Now, if Megan were to go lesbian and a lot of these women were to go lesbian, I think they'd have a better, they'd be happier. But if they want to remain with men, men are not great. They're getting worse.
00:11:58
Speaker
They're getting worse, and there's so much data that backs what I'm saying about men, sorry, women outnumbering men in school, women making more money than men. Like, it's bad, y'all. So, good luck, Megan. I love you in Harlem. I love you enough to not even go, to like, not go in on you. That's why I'm saying I understand why you just want a man. But, Jonathan Majors?
00:12:28
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I just I hope she's happy with him long term. And I feel like she will be because I don't feel like she has standards. I feel like she's more than happy to be his bitch, to pay his bills, to gas him up. It's sad. He's a genius for finding a girl who wanted to date him his ugly ass.
00:12:53
Speaker
Moving right along, Beyonce will be performing the halftime show with the Texas, in Houston, in Houston, Texas, with two football teams.

Beyonce's Netflix Halftime Show Concerns

00:13:10
Speaker
I'm not gonna, I ain't gonna Google right now. I don't feel like Googling because this story is already old by now. Here's what I gotta say.
00:13:18
Speaker
Beyonce is one of the hardest working celebrities of all time. She's a mother of three, a married mother of three. You wouldn't know it. If you looked at what she got on the docket, you would never know that she's a married mother of three because she's always, always working on something, putting something out. She's definitely a perfectionist and a workaholic. And,
00:13:46
Speaker
Netflix is not the platform for this performance. Netflix consistently has proven. I actually watched Chris Rock's special live and that was fine. But outside of that, Netflix has consistently proven that it cannot handle a live broadcast. It just doesn't have the bandwidth. So I don't know what Netflix is thinking, trying to pull this off. The Beehive does not mess around with their queen.
00:14:17
Speaker
But am I happy to see Beyonce perform? Of course! Nobody's ever seen her do any of the Cowboy Carter songs and that's why she's doing this shit. And, but at the same time, I just, I'm a little annoyed because everybody knows a halftime show ain't long. I think a halftime show is like 13 minutes.
00:14:35
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And I like a lot of Cowboy Carter songs. And I don't want like, I want the, yeah, yeah. Like I want the really good catchy hook songs with a great hook. Like I don't really want, I gotta think about this set list, you know? Cause it's just such a small amount of time. Like I don't want her to piss me off with this set list. But I'm happy and the way how this bitch keeps her body snatched, the way how Beyonce,
00:15:01
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Her body has only gotten better. That nude photo of her on the silver horse, the glistening horse for Renaissance, and then this promo with the NFL, and then even what she looked like at the Super Bowl, like Beyonce is one of the most beautiful women of all time, and she's just so genetically gifted. I'm impressed by the way that she keeps it tight, keeps it right, works hard.
00:15:30
Speaker
I just, I don't trust Netflix. And I don't want this to, I don't want Beyonce's performance to set a precedent. Like, I wanna be excited about Super Bowl halftime shows. I don't need the Beyonce's, as in the Taylor Swift and shit, inserting themselves and doing a goddamn halftime show because the NFL is acting depraved and like they wanna make more money. Like, I don't need this.
00:15:59
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? Because there's just such a small pool of artists that are on Beyonce and Taylor Swift's level. Like, I don't want to feel like now I gotta tune in for shit outside of the Super Bowl. Again, because a Super Bowl performance is brief. But I love this idea. And I love that Beyonce is a trendsetter. Beyonce is always gonna do what she wants to do.
00:16:26
Speaker
She's always going to push the envelope, like push boundaries, change the game forever. Beyonce dropped her album unannounced that everybody else was doing that shit. Everybody else was bypassing the promo because she's that much of a legend. She sets the tone. Everybody else just tries to mimic her. So I love this idea and I also don't love it.
00:16:56
Speaker
Am I excited for it? Yes, but I also don't have faith in Netflix.
00:17:03
Speaker
to be able to stream this shit. And what I'm hoping for when I think about it, if this is on Netflix, I don't think Netflix is just gonna reserve, I don't think Netflix is just gonna film Beyonce's halftime show. I imagine that Netflix is gonna put out an entire one hour plus docu, documentary or docu-series on Beyonce prepping for this halftime show.
00:17:32
Speaker
That I am sat for. I am here for. Because when you take me behind the scenes of what these celebrities do, that's what's very, very inspiring and interesting to me. I love to find out that Oprah's one hour show is 40 hours of planning.
00:17:52
Speaker
You know, I found that out from her own series, like behind the show or some bullshit. So I love to find that stuff out. So if Netflix is really going to do a live halftime show of Beyonce, I believe that they are also going to milk this with a lot more content from Beyonce beyond the halftime show. So I'm sat for that. And I hope they're able to pull it together and actually put this live broadcast together.

Megan Good's Court Insights and Music Preferences

00:18:22
Speaker
And last but not least, in talking about another musician and someone else named Megan, I spoke about Megan Good. Megan Good's lawsuit, her photographer, former photographer, Emilio Garcia, from something coochie or something, was his like stage name. His lawyer did not show up to the court hearing.
00:18:51
Speaker
And so because of that, his lawyer has to pay Megan and rock nation's lawyer fees because Megan and rock nation or Megan's lawyers slash rock nation's lawyers showed up to the court hearing. So by the way, that fee is supposed to be like six K. So people need to relax.
00:19:15
Speaker
You know, people saw that he has to pay. And I think people thought it was like going to be, you know, a few dozen thousands of dollars, but it definitely wasn't. It's just six K. I don't know if this lawsuit is going to be worth it for him, but he's pursuing it. And what is so interesting is I didn't know that Megan
00:19:40
Speaker
goes both ways. I didn't know she sleeps with men and women until the lawsuit and you wanna know what Megan did? You wanna know what Megan did on Megan Act 2, that album? She has what, at least three songs talking about how she fucks men and women?
00:19:56
Speaker
So what Megan did is Amelia put this out there that she sleeps with women. And then she wrote song after song talking about how somebody's gonna get eight and how she has sex with women and how she likes women and men. And I was like, oh, I love that she is controlling the narrative. It's like he already put her business out there and she's just confirming it.
00:20:20
Speaker
Which, you know, Megan is a freak. Am I surprised? No, Megan is, I think, one of the legitimately freakiest rappers in the game. I just, I'm surprised. I'm surprised she's owning it, that she's with bitches, though. I'm really surprised by that, but, you know, I'm ready for Megan's lesbian era, to be honest.
00:20:45
Speaker
Megan intimidates the shit out of me. She's six feet tall. She wants to fuck all night. She wants her comfortability with her sexuality and her comfortability with her nudity. I'm intimidated and jealous and threatened. Threatened. I'm intimidated and jealous, but I like to observe it as an outsider. Look at this bitch who has all of the qualities and confidence I don't got.
00:21:11
Speaker
And and libido I don't got like I'm not trying to be like open for business free for all 7-eleven status like Megan, but I think Megan I've always said I feel like she's a sex addict That's just my opinion never met or don't know what she actually does behind closed doors was just based upon her with the things she says in her Instagram in her Instagram live stories her
00:21:36
Speaker
Her lyrics, the fact that she fucked Tori Lanes, the fact that she seems to always be fucking everybody. I'm like, this girl, she's out here. She's out here. But I love that she's owning that she also sleeps with women.
00:21:51
Speaker
But just don't be sleeping with women in front of your employees that don't want to be a part of that shit. Again, she a hoe. So like, do I believe everything Emilio said? Absolutely. But as I said, I just want to know when he said that Megan started having sex next to him, like what, what were they doing? That's what I need to know. Like what, like sex can mean anything. I need to know because I visualize, I visualize some straight 69 shit.
00:22:18
Speaker
And I want to know, you know what I'm saying? Like I would love a Megan sex tape. I really would. I mean, I'm not alone. Let me not act like I'm the only one, but the girl is a freak and I want to see what she's about. So anyways, so yeah, Amelia's lawyer didn't show up, but it's not like the lawsuit is going to be pulled or end or, and it's not like that's going to affect much. It's not a good look in the judge's eyes, but
00:22:46
Speaker
Who knows? I don't know if he has a case, but I hope this is all worth it for him and I hope that Megan does not, if she actually did what he said, I hope that she doesn't start having sex with someone in front of people who don't want to be there. Anyway, that's all for now. I will talk to you later. Bye.