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The Kill Power Hour #064 - Tucker's 1st List
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This episode is full of useful advice regarding oil changes, customer service and when you should and shouldn't bring your child to the emergency room. Tucker unveils his first list of rants and raves and Eric and Tyler are there to help provide a "different" perspective. This one is a certified hoot--enjoy!
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Introduction to 'Kill Power Hour' Podcast
00:00:05
Speaker
Hello and welcome to the Kill Power Hour, podcast where three friends spend the better part of an hour arguing and explaining why Easter is in and manners are out. Each week we go through a list. This week we'll be discussing Tucker's thoughts on food and social conduct.
00:00:19
Speaker
I'm your host, Eric. And as always, I'm joined by my best friend, Tucker. He outed me already. And my best friend's Wittle Broder. I made it. Who's actually not little anymore, Tyler? I'm fucking 40 years old. You're part of the club. Yeah.
00:00:35
Speaker
Yeah. Welcome. The balls dropped. Yep. All the way to your knees. There you go. yeah but Jesus Christ.
Forever Stamps Strategy
00:00:45
Speaker
Well, that's right on that's right on brand for today's old man rant.
00:00:49
Speaker
man rant. We've got to actually have to actively try not to fall into this trap every week. Oh, God. Yeah, for real. I was basically explaining. I'm like, this is like, have you seen the world nowadays? Beyonce's got a country album and...
00:01:07
Speaker
four Stamps are 78 cents. Yeah. like I remember when I could get milk for a quarter. Actually, that's good. That was smart branding. by US Postal Service to stop putting the monetary amount on the stamp and to just call it a forever stamp.
00:01:24
Speaker
That was like, we got to give them credit. Well, yeah, because then they could raise the price every single year, which they have been doing now for what, 10 years? Yeah, but you can just buy. Didn't you remember the those stories where people would go to the when the forever stamp was first introduced, there were people who were going to the post office and spending $1,000 thousands of dollars buying stamps no yep banking on the assumption that it was going to continue to increase and it just never kept pace with inflation oh my god I mean they have a bunch of forever stamps so that's cool yeah but so I mean stamps are like 63 cents a stamp now
00:01:58
Speaker
I think they might be more than that. That's fucking insane. See, here's that's here we go. It's not insane.
Rivian and Electric Mail Vehicles
00:02:03
Speaker
Sixty three cents to tell someone to carry a fucking four sheets of paper from your house to Los Angeles.
00:02:10
Speaker
That's a goddamn bargain. Yeah. And all the fucking infrastructure that it takes and people and fucking airplanes and buses and fucking tractor trailers. And their trucks are the little the mail cars Those things are awesome.
00:02:26
Speaker
I don't think they get very good mileage, but no, they are fucking terrible. I wonder when they're going to get Rivians like Amazon. well There's other companies. Rivian? What Rivian? It's an electric vehicle car.
00:02:40
Speaker
car So it's a brand? Like Toyota? Yeah, but they're from the US. They're headquartered in normal Illinois. Tesla? Oh, interesting. okay Yeah, it's not Tesla. Thank God. It's cool, but and they make good stuff, but they don't need 500,000. Yeah, look cool.
00:02:57
Speaker
they yeah they look cool Yeah, there's a pickup truck, an SUV, and then the Amazon vans. and they Yeah, they do look pretty rad. Amazon put in an order for 100,000 those like a few years ago, and they've only delivered like...
00:03:11
Speaker
five or 10,000. Yeah. yeah I fucking hate Amazon. but Well, yeah, that that's that's ah that's the truth. That's the base level. bet this is probably hosted on Amazon. Probably. It's an AWS server for sure. Yep, yep.
00:03:28
Speaker
Well, no, it's not. Okay. Yeah, because it's not hosted on anything. This is hilarious. Wow.
00:03:38
Speaker
Touche. We're going to die and there's going to be nothing posted. And then we're just going to, what are we going to gift this to our children? Put it in the trust. Told you I'm releasing all of the episodes. There will be a USB port in my tombstone and people have to stick Whoa. They got to stick you when you're dead? Yep.
00:04:02
Speaker
Someone's just going to piss in that hole on your grave. Pop me with your thumb drive. Yeah. It's not going be a thumb drive by then. It'll be a fist drive. You'll get all five of them. Not just one.
00:04:13
Speaker
A fist drive. If we have to start a splinter podcast, it's called Fist Drive. From the makers of Kill Power, Fist Drive.
Impact of Self-Checkouts on Jobs
00:04:25
Speaker
But it needs to be about tech updates. It needs to be like... Yeah, it's a tech podcast. Tech podcast. If we get way bro-ier, we could do a tech podcast.
00:04:36
Speaker
And all we gotta do is talk the out on the side of our mouth, like our current mayor here in Minneapolis, and it would be fire. Cool. Yep, Spotify will pick us up. Well, let's focus on this podcast. All right, so... It's just a little of it.
00:04:49
Speaker
Here's a list. ah and Number one... People who talk on their cell phone during any sort of transaction. All right. First of all, do we need to call it a cell phone anymore?
00:05:03
Speaker
Well, if someone brought like their cordless phone from their kitchen, like it would be kind of cool. like hey can i No one's doing that. was at a party this weekend where there was a DJ and the motherfucker had a flip phone.
00:05:18
Speaker
It was fantastic. They're coming back. They're already back. people anyway um Do you happen? What do you mean by transaction? Like in line? or okay you You see this at work a lot, I imagine. Oh my God, I see this all over the world and it's like blood curdlingly disrespectful to the person who's probably...
00:05:41
Speaker
an underpaid retail worker, pick a fucking store, right? Anywhere or coffee shop or bar or whatever. And they're there just trying to get through the goddamn day, especially if it's like a coffee place.
Phone Etiquette in Service Environments
00:05:54
Speaker
Like, oh, you get 100 orders a day.
00:05:56
Speaker
Everyone's a fucking prick. They've got like the temperature dialed in. I want this half calf, part skim, less foam, 104 degree. You're just like, dude, you're already a prick. Just get a goddamn coffee.
00:06:09
Speaker
And then it's like, you're going to be on your phone the whole time and just assume that people give a fuck what you're saying. You're also yelling. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about like talking on the phone. Yeah.
00:06:23
Speaker
Oh, okay. I'm in line ahead of you buying a latte and I'm jibber jabbering and getting impassioned, passionate about some shit. And I'm like, Oh yeah, yeah. He's like, you know, Oh, here's my member number, whatever.
00:06:36
Speaker
What's funny is if they're on their phone, and it's probably a smartphone and not a flip phone, they could probably have just ordered the coffee that way instead of... Just say, hey, hang on a sec.
00:06:50
Speaker
We all do that. You got to blow your nose. You got to wipe your ass. You fucking you know shoot cat jumps off. phone If you're sitting, if you're staying in line, get off the fucking phone for a minute. Get off the goddamn phone. People come into the shop every day with, with ah games on the, i mean, as in like they're watching a fucking soccer game or a football game, or they have loud music playing and they just walk around with the music playing or they're having a loud conversation on speakerphone.
00:07:15
Speaker
Wait, what's your workplace like? It's a garage? Yes? No, it's like a retail store. Oh, it's a retail store. Okay. Yeah, and then there's a service downstairs. But no, they'll walk around with like, they'll be on the phone with somebody, and they will just like not turn it off, and then they'll like talk to me, then the person will be like, what are you talking about? And be like, no, I'm talking to somebody else. And then like, it's really fucking... Are we talking to someone else, or are we just fucking plugged into the Matrix? So maybe there should be, actually, we should probably...
00:07:44
Speaker
Allow the kids to bring cell phones to school so we can actually teach cell phone etiquette for how to conduct yourself. I don't know any school that doesn't allow fucking cell phones nowadays.
00:07:56
Speaker
Oh, no. There's really plenty of schools that you cannot bring a cell phone. They get confiscated right away. Ebsen's school doesn't allow you. Because he's fucking four. They have up to yeah they have eighth graders. Those are like 14-year-olds.
00:08:09
Speaker
bet don't have phones. Anyways, and if I was at this job, like if I was working at Starbucks and someone like was talking on the phone while also simultaneously trying to place an order with me, I would just pick up my phone and start talking to someone else too. i would probably get fired immediately, but that seems like the appropriate response is just mirror the asshole that this person is being. I agree.
00:08:36
Speaker
I
Public Attire and Social Norms
00:08:37
Speaker
totally agree. I love that solution. all right, next. Next. Hold on. I want to add a couple things to this. God. all right Because it reminded me, I don't have this experience of, I usually do the self-checkout line, so i I try not to deal with people as possible. no, you're one of them, dude. You're like robots, huh? You are enabling enabling, like, fucking companies to do this shit to us. Yep, and every time you drive a car, you leave an unemployed horse behind.
00:09:02
Speaker
No, fuck that. i mean, I'm right. I'm the kind of person wants to avoid people, but we still pay just outrageous fucking prices and they can't have somebody fucking work there.
00:09:13
Speaker
Dude. Yes. Yeah. Old man rant. Keep going. I'm trying to get off this. I will say when I'm in the grocery store, I did see someone tonight. I was also wearing my gym clothes because I've been working out a lot. Yeah. Getting ripped. Yeah.
00:09:28
Speaker
But ah there was a person just full on pajamas and slippers in the grocery store. Well, that's every day at my work, which is also a grocery store. I can't stand the sweatpants and fucking slippers places.
00:09:41
Speaker
I'm like, I think i' I'll let talking on the phone. give a pass, but if you're wearing the same shit you went to bed in out in a public place. What happens when both things happen? You're in your pajamas, your kids in your pajamas.
00:09:54
Speaker
Your pajamas. The kids are in my pajamas. And then you get arrested. Who shit in my pants? Did you shit in my pants? Wow.
00:10:05
Speaker
No, I mean, so... next The next bullet point is who shit in my pants? Let's see here. So, this is insane, but it's... I agree. This is like ah you like you just said about the horses with cars.
00:10:20
Speaker
I mean, at so you you look back in history, everyone wore fucking suit jackets and five layers of clothes. Yes. You know, are we screaming that it's the the decline of fucking civilization? No, but and a little bit of... um i don't want to see your fucking sweaty ass shit hanging through your gray ass sweatpants while you're like every... oh That's a different kind of... That's a homeless person.
00:10:43
Speaker
Yeah. Wellness. It's unsheltered. And yes, I'm talking about people who have shelter and daytime clothes. And for some reason, choose to go out in their nighttime clothes.
00:10:58
Speaker
Doesn't make any sense. All right. That's my old man, right? Okay. Number two, why Easter M&Ms are vastly superior
00:11:07
Speaker
I got a bag. I'm eating some right now. What the fuck wrong with you guys? What? We fucking study for this. You see his microphone is like fucking going off. Amazing. Yeah, this is now an ASMR podcast. Just fucking throw him in the air.
00:11:23
Speaker
It's a photo thing with the ping pong balls. Yeah, the bag is too strong for me. Told you I've been going to the gym. Okay, so people who know me. um know that I have carried this theory now for quite a while.
Do Easter M&Ms Taste Better?
00:11:38
Speaker
And... I truly, truly, truly believe that all of the M&Ms that are for Easter taste better. And there's two reasons why I think that this is true.
00:11:49
Speaker
All of them are pastels. So they're like lighter colored. And we know we know, even if we're OK with it, like that a lot of the heavy dyes that are in food, that you can if you slow down a little bit, you can taste the dye, right, in some things. And I think these have less of it because the colors are muted.
00:12:08
Speaker
So there's less of like a chemical dye taste that's overshadowing the other flavors. The second thing. Fucking book report on M&Ms. Nah, man. So the second thing is that they're these are, you know, stick with me here. if The regular M&Ms are sold all year.
00:12:25
Speaker
So they can just pump these fuckers out and you don't necessarily know how fresh of an M&M you're getting. But these can only be made and shipped and sold during a certain time period.
00:12:38
Speaker
So you're getting fresh shit. It's like when you go to a... Okay, so if you go to like a fast food place and you want like good food, you're like, I want... I want a spicy chicken sandwich, but no pickles because then they have to make a new sandwich instead of sell you something that's been hanging on the little conveyor shelf. You don't think they'll just take the pickles off of the thing that's already made? They can't finger the sandwich. heard that the Easter ones just don't have liberal microplastics.
00:13:06
Speaker
Liberal. yeah I heard that the Easter ones are just made from regular microplastics. M&Ms. They just put them in bleach for about 30 seconds and threw some of the color open. And they just lick them first? world Wow. um I think that you're insane and I'm pretty sure if we did a blind taste test it would not be able to tell at all zero fucking difference.
00:13:29
Speaker
And i also don't think that dyes nowadays are probably the same as they were fucking 20 years ago when we were starting our voyage in a candy. think they still use Red 40. I will do blind taste test between Easter and regular ones, and I will tell you which one's which. Well, you can't, no, you can't do the blind taste test. Here's the thing about Tess Tucker is you can't give them to yourself. Well, someone else can administer it.
00:13:55
Speaker
Yeah, you're fucking child. Dad, here's the Easter one. Does it taste different? yeah That's exactly how that would go. Are you blind? No, I did a little bit of ah research on the internet, which makes all the difference because the internet, everything is true. Yeah. it There's a pretty common consensus that they've dropped all of the dyes that like people complain about. it Like oh fucking people will go on the internet, complain about all this shit, candy sales will drop and they'll change the dye. Yeah.
00:14:26
Speaker
And i think that the dyes aren't like a M&M Corporation thing. The dyes are like a readily available thing that you buy from fucking probably ConAgra or something. You know what mean? yeah Yeah. Yeah. did research like Tyler and also could not find – ah Yeah, any supporting evidence for your belief, but I do believe in the placebo effect.
00:14:49
Speaker
And and i I believe in your brain, it does taste better when you eat them. so Okay, well. That's good enough. I was looking at ah red dyes, um i because apparently they were different color M&Ms, and I found out that Hillary Clinton is a lizard.
00:15:06
Speaker
Oh, does she eat children after having sex with them and feeding them pizza? That's where the red dye came from. What's the next From the dead kid. next Cucumbers and zucchinis. Same thing. Oh, my God.
00:15:18
Speaker
In my head. and Finally, serious media is taking care of these big problems. We're tackling these issues head on for the American people. hear that, folks? Go out and buy all your stamps, your Easter M&M's.
00:15:32
Speaker
And pick a zucchini or a cucumber. Doesn't just matter. It's the same shit. And shoot it. Shoot it to make sure it's not a commie cuke. Wow. Anyway, cucumbers are also pickles.
00:15:46
Speaker
Tell me more. Are what? Are pickles. Pickles are cucumbers. Well, yeah. Pickles are cucumbers. Pickles are like the aborted fetuses of a cucumber.
00:16:00
Speaker
but one What? Women. I love what that silence did to EC. I wish people could have seen his fucking face. Do people really do that with the fetuses? They put them in like pickling and keep them in jars? What do you mean the fetuses? Are we talking about pickles or we talking about human fetuses? We're talking about the liberals.
00:16:22
Speaker
And their fetuses. oh No, no. When fetuses, I don't even want to go down this road. yeah Let's go back to cucumbers. Yes, on the outside, identical.
00:16:37
Speaker
You can't tell me different. They're fucking green and long and weird. Yeah. Like Kermit's dick. Hey, Miss Piggy, I got a surprise for you.
00:16:48
Speaker
been There's been a bunch of times where I've, like, make my kids dinner and I will slice up a zucchini. Yeah. yeah Because they they, like, slice cucumbers and they fucking take them by one time Nash started crying. Ha ha ha.
00:17:03
Speaker
because you you You surprised them. That's the thing. that That is the difference is you never cook a cucumber and you never eat a zucchini raw. um Yeah. That's kind of the core difference. It's so
Culinary Confusions with Zucchinis and Cucumbers
00:17:14
Speaker
funny watching a child cry because of something they put in their mouth.
00:17:17
Speaker
You see, goddammit. Whoa. Okay. Wow. No. Didn't know we were putting that out here. No, no, no. That's a different podcast. It's something that they don't like the taste of or they weren't expecting and they just start crying and the food just hanging out their mouth. falls out of their mouth.
00:17:33
Speaker
Like a toddler. Like they just. Yeah. I experienced a little bit of that tonight when my cat tried to eat some of my wasabi off of my sushi. I was like, oh, this is pretty fun watching this.
00:17:44
Speaker
Holy shit. Um. Do you like both plants? I like neither. Or fruits, I guess, or fruits. Oh, what? You don't eat pickles? No, okay, so this is this is controversial. This is a hot take.
00:17:57
Speaker
It's not hot take. You didn't start eating vegetables until you were like 35, right? Yeah, so I really love pickled things. I just don't like pickles.
00:18:08
Speaker
Like give me kimchi all day. Like I'll eat it ah around the clock. Pickled carrots, fucking delightful. Like just wanna chew on them. Amazing. Pickled cucumbers. Can't do it. hu i can eat I can only eat of ah pickle chips.
00:18:24
Speaker
Yeah, I can't do that either. Pickle slices, but they have to be cold. They can't be on a sandwich. It's just fucking weird. Oh. but Yeah. Where do you guys stand with relish? Don't do it. What is that, just ground pickles?
00:18:36
Speaker
It's a Isn't that what relish is? Yeah, it's just mush. It's ground pickles, right? That's when the fetuses go. I feel like that needs to be like a new boutique thing. It's just called Eric's homemade ground pickles.
00:18:54
Speaker
It's just a relish. This ain't relish? It's ground pickles. It ain't relish. It's ground pickles. This ain't relish. New York City. Some guy just feeding pickles into like all those old school meat grinders. Clamped to table. It'd be like lumpy applesauce. With mustachioed guy in a,
00:19:14
Speaker
I mean, what the fuck is a relish? I love pickles. And i I like, I mean, as a, pretty much almost full-time vegetarian. I eat lots of vegetables. So when did you start eating vegetables? I felt like it was, was it not in your thirties, maybe late twenties?
00:19:31
Speaker
No, I mean, I ate the like things I had to as a kid. Um, but it probably wasn't until I started cooking more, more seriously. ah I mean, I think I got into like some salads that really got me excited, like around 25 to 26. okay. um Your love of the Caesar salad started then That and then, God, what was that place? Not Namaste. The spot next to it. No.
00:19:58
Speaker
They used to have this strawberry spinach walnut salad with these like fried goat cheese in the middle. was fucking amazing. What was that place called? And then- Sparrow.
00:20:09
Speaker
Wow. Wow. Jesus Christ. All right. Actually, this is a great segue to the next. Your topic is pizza? yeah what Yeah. This is when it started to become a grocery list. Well, here's a list.
00:20:23
Speaker
Actually, ah this is actually literally a grocery. that You went to the grocery store and this is what you wrote down. was like Easter M&Ms, cucumbers and zucchinis. People that talk on their phone at the fucking counter. I work at a grocery store. Is this a surprise? Is or is all of them going to be?
00:20:39
Speaker
Nope. Their next three really aren't about food. but His next list is just going to say grocery store. Grocery store. i just It's a list of grocery stores. ah Pizza. I mean...
00:20:51
Speaker
but What do you have to say about this? I don't think I could go. So my kid's in this like, would you rather phase? EC, you would love. Still in this phase. yeah Yeah, you would love this.
00:21:02
Speaker
And it's like, would you rather eat poop for a year or have to drink pee for, you know, like we're firmly in that territory. It's easy, drink pee. Yeah, it's just, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, try harder, kid.
00:21:15
Speaker
Well, then I told him the story about that skit from, um God, what's the comedian? I was like, it's doo-doo, baby. He's like, I was driving around. There's some bum, some crackhead broke into my car and stole all this really nice chocolate off my car seat.
00:21:31
Speaker
So I drove around town looking for bum with chocolate on his face. And- Are you talking about Dave Chappelle? Yeah, I roll up on this guy. He's like, it's you, you ate my chocolate.
00:21:43
Speaker
And he turns around, like covered in it. He's like, it ain't chocolate. Laughs and he's like, it's doo-doo, baby.
00:21:51
Speaker
So I told that story to east to Tyler or to, wow, both you guys and Ebzen. ah Left out the crack part because we haven't got there yet. yeah um And now everything is like, it's doo-doo, baby.
00:22:04
Speaker
Oh, my God. Which is pretty great. But anyway, pizza. i was going to be like, connect this back to the bullet point. Great segue there. I just, I don't, it's so good.
00:22:18
Speaker
All right, next. No, but okay, so there's fancy pizza. There's like those folks that are making it. Brick oven, coal fire, wood fire, backyard, whatever.
00:22:29
Speaker
and feel like you're being put on the spot to do a TED Talk about pizza that you have not prepared for. Fucking Bubba Gump.
00:22:39
Speaker
Shrimp tacos, shrimp fucking sandwiches, jambalaya shrimp. Okay. I will say pizza is probably like it's it's the safest food choice.
00:22:51
Speaker
Even a bad pizza is still going to be fine. That's the point I'm trying to make. Right. Yeah. I mean, a tombstone like haven't um eaten too much of it, though. Don't don't you ever get sick of pizza?
00:23:03
Speaker
So I think there was a while where I was eating it like two or three times a week. Oh, God. And I was like, kind of- this in California? ah California was couple times a week. But when I was um like a year into Fulton, we actually got like the office got a Hagee's account.
00:23:22
Speaker
So the Hagee's driver would drive to the brewery. But on the admin side, the office side, he would just fill our regular residential freezer full of it.
00:23:33
Speaker
And he dropped off a fucking pizza thing. So I had to have a couple of those a week, like Heggies. Oh, and he left a pizza oven. Yeah. like and So we got Heggies at cost. Because we didn't try to make money out of it. What is that? There's so much and fucking cheese and toppings on a Heggies.
00:23:50
Speaker
Holy shit, dude. I put on so much weight for that year. I was going to say, like, I can have a Heggies at, like, 1 o'clock in the morning at a bar, like, so once a month or something.
00:24:01
Speaker
Fucking fantastic. But if you, you can go to the grocery store around here and buy a Heggies. Yep. It's not fucking good. No, the only people who are buying those at the grocery store fully in their pajamas.
00:24:12
Speaker
No, they're hook old they fucking alcoholics. On their phones. Yeah, exactly. No, they're not good. There's just so much shit on top of them that it's like, this is impractical to eat and like not good. think big difference is the oven, actually.
00:24:26
Speaker
I do agree with that. Sam had one of those ovens and... I'm a big, I don't like single use appliances, like appliances that can only be used to make one thing. But that pizza oven would be fucking, ah I think there is something to be said about that.
00:24:43
Speaker
I don't get the technology because I mean, the face of it's even open. Like how the fuck does that work? No, it's got a tray. A lot times the tray is the... Oh, yeah, the tray seals it in. The tray is the door, yeah. Oh, I've seen some doorless pizza ovens in my day. It's because people ate the tray. Yeah. Stuck to the cheese. So tasty. Okay, next topic.
00:25:06
Speaker
Why... here Here we
Car Dealership Service Rant
00:25:08
Speaker
go. This is the oldest of them. All right, let me tell you a story. Back in my day. yeah Okay, why isn't anyone accountable anymore? The fuck does that mean?
00:25:19
Speaker
Dude. I think you just need to tell us why you're saying this. here is where this was stemming from. A number of things happened on a personal level the week that I put these things together.
00:25:32
Speaker
But the one that put me over the top was this scenario. Okay? I went to Toyota. Okay? To get an oil change. why is this Why is this funny? Because it's already an old man's story. i went to the dealership to get an oil change. Okay, so I went there to get an oil change and my tires rotated.
00:25:54
Speaker
And it was the day after Tyler's birthday and I was fucking desperately hungover. Just so, so bad. i would That tap beer, whatever. and I were talk about this. Tyler, I was so fucking hungover.
00:26:07
Speaker
I could barely function the next day. But wasn't drunk. It was because the lines. Anyway. Because of the roofies. That's happened to me before. And it sucks um So I go there I need an oil change I want my tires are rotated Like tire rotation at some places is like 15 bucks Oil changes are expensive Especially if they use that synthetic oil Yeah which is whatever That's what I got So the dude tells me 184
00:26:34
Speaker
That seems pretty high. Yeah. Okay. So I'm like, oh, what the fuck? And I just stood there, but I could barely stand. I mean, I was in a rough state. So this lady tells me 184 and I'm like, okay, yeah, I'll wait.
00:26:50
Speaker
Yeah. You know, I'll just wait for it to happen. And then like takes like a really long time. And I'm like, an oil change takes four minutes. Yeah, but they had to change the oil on all the tires they were rotating to. but They don't let the oil out of all the tires. Yeah.
00:27:07
Speaker
Well, so whatever. So then I go and I pay and it's, yeah, $184 or some change. And I'm like, what the fuck? Get out to my vehicle. As I'm walking to my vehicle, okay, for those who maybe one day might listen to this podcast, if we ever host it, I drive up north a lot and it's a dirt road for 40 minutes. Yeah.
00:27:26
Speaker
So the bottom half of my vehicle, whole way across, is like a quarter inch or more of sandy mud. Gritty mud. Get your fucking car washed, man. I'm sure your mechanic loves that.
00:27:39
Speaker
Oh. Well, so here's here's this the two-part situation here. I walk out to my vehicle. He's so pissed they cleaned his car. They tried to. They drove my vehicle that's covered in rocky mud through one of those flappy brush.
00:27:56
Speaker
Oh, God. Just scratch the shit out of him. Sliding mud, rocky mud all over my car. But what's the real kicker? I mean, I didn't ask for it. And they never fucking do it the rest of the time. This is the first time they've done it in like like a year I come out and they it's clearly been through a car wash. However, it looks worse than it did before because it just smeared shit around.
00:28:19
Speaker
And they didn't even bother to take it through again or hose it off first. So I get into a vehicle that looks like I got vandalized by kids with shit on their hands. And then I'm sitting in the car, wait looking at the invoice, and I'm like, wait, these dickwads fucking charge me $75 for
00:28:41
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7,500 mile, whatever, power one option or some fucking made up thing, which is like a laundry list of nine items that aren't even real. Like, oh, we look to see if the doors were locked or like, go oh, do ah do you have a steering wheel still? Like, And somewhere in this bullshit list is tire rotation. I'm like, oh, okay. So I paid $75 for a make-believe tire rotation.
00:29:09
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So I fucking called the guy I stood on it for a little while because I was too hung over to do it that day. was like, I'm going to stammer all over my words. So I ah call or I write them first. i get this lady on this live chat and she's forwards it on. And then the the service department's like, yo you need to talk to this guy.
00:29:29
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this is his phone number, but we're going to forward your message. Nice. I'm like, okay, I'm feeling a little heard about this absurd moment. Yeah. And like two days go by because one day is a Sunday.
00:29:40
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And then I call on the Monday because I'm pissed. And they're like, no, he's out today too. I'm like, well, why didn't you dickwads tell me this? So then Tuesday happens and I'm too busy at work to call him. So I finally get a fucking message from this dude on Wednesday.
00:29:53
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And I walk him through all of this shit. And like I start to tell him about the car and the the wash. And he just stops me. He's like, oh, no. I know exactly what you're saying. He's like, oh, my god.
00:30:04
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like He is so embarrassed. And I've fought with these people before for some other shit. And I've always been like made to feel like, the stupid customer who doesn't know what he's talking about, like just fucking move on, bro.
00:30:18
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But this guy like stopped me in my tracks and he's like, oh yeah, they didn't even look at the vehicle. And so anyway. He's like, I had to take the last two days off work because I was laughing so hard after watching the security footage.
00:30:34
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but So when I wrote this list, I had yet to be vindicated, but he's giving me a free oil change. get definite Get the fuck out. That's a $185 value. Well, mean, it's like an $80-something dollar.
00:30:48
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And some other shit happened, too. but like yeah oh the other thing Step one, never bring a dirty car to get work done. That's why you always wear clean underwear when you have to go to the doctor.
00:31:01
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Yeah, no, yeah. Like, you're gonna get asshole surgery. that like going under the hood every time? gonna take a shower first? Imagine that, You're gonna take shower first? Doctor's gonna poke at your balls and you pull down your pants and they're just full of shit. And then you're like, who shit my pants?
00:31:18
Speaker
Hey doc, did you shit my pants? That recently happened to me because a week ago ah went to get my... Which doctor? Shit the pants? went No, I went.
00:31:30
Speaker
I did have to make sure I was clean down there because went to get vasectomy introduction. You don't have to have a reason to just make sure you're clean down there. mean, I shower every day and I wipe my ass and stuff. That's great. You put that on your resume.
00:31:48
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No, I'm serious though. Okay, so ah a car mechanic. Yeah, first of all,
00:31:53
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you're never No one's going to wash your car as good as you do. Also, Tucker's going to get a vasectomy. If it's covered in fucking mud, do you want to be standing under this fucking car dripping mud on you?
00:32:04
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No, it's dried. It's days dried. It's like four days old. It's dry. It's dry. It's dry. Ooh, this is good. You got to extra for that mud. No, man. Yeah. You got to fucking clean car.
00:32:15
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Clean car that shit. Well, I would have liked to, but anyway. All right. So next next topic. right i i All right. So, the whole bullet point seems misproven. they Did you write in the end? They actually came accountable? Yes? Well, I wrote this before they had... um Come correct.
00:32:38
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But I didn't want to change my list. Okay. I appreciate that. It's good. It's important. There was other things that happened too. like We went to the yeah ER r in December for Evzin's first yeah ER trip. Yeah.
00:32:50
Speaker
Because he was having some... Sorry, booger just fell out of my nose. He was having a like a really hard time. Who keeps putting their boogers in my nose? God damn it. So we went to this yeah ER and...
00:33:04
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We sit there for hours and they're basically gave us this like slow roll of like, oh, well maybe it's allergies. Are you allergic to things? Yeah, also why is your son covered in rocky mud?
00:33:16
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see he Pockets full of M&Ms, he's on the phone the whole time.
00:33:24
Speaker
Not a pickle, dad, it's a cucumber. Just fucking sweatpants and fuzzy slippers. ah tucker's on his phone whole time with the toyota is that a zucchini in your pocket of your gray sweatpants or are you just happy to see me son oh my god um so we went to this we went to this yeah er r and they hemmed and they hawed and they're fucking like maybe it's allergies oh, maybe it's ah maybe it's ah asthma.
00:33:50
Speaker
Do you think, you know, they're like, do you think he has one of those? I'm like, I'm fucking here. Why are you asking? Dude. So we spend, we waste like the whole fucking Saturday.
00:34:01
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I'm like, as soon as we get there, I'm like, this is the stupidest thing. I should have waited till Monday, get to urgent care and not pay. And You know, fast forward, the bill is $1,100 for this fucking three hours of no nothing.
00:34:18
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But the part that made me put this bullet point together was that same week, maybe even that day, i got a bill from these fuckers and it's for $6.95. Okay, I have $6.95.
00:34:32
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But what that line item was, because I don't even- It's a tire rotation. Dude. Bad car wash. They gave me half off. ah So I had already paid the $1,100, right? That was back in January.
00:34:48
Speaker
I get this bill for $6.95 and it's for the promotional inhaler that they were going to throw away. And I was like, hey, can we keep that? They're like, oh yeah, these are just promo. So they handed me something they were going to throw away. And then ah three months later, charged me $6.95 for it.
00:35:05
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That's hilarious. Dude, nickel and diming. This is some old man shit. I get it. But like this is how we all, yeah this is it. I think this bullet point would have been better titled, like, why I don't read the fine print yeah like or ask how much things cost.
00:35:23
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Yeah. Watch cents and the dollars will follow. assume the trash is free. Yes. yeah Unless you want it and then it's not trash, it's sellable.
00:35:34
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I guess so. okay fuck Tucker, if you, like, why don't you give away like fucking eti but ah fucking dollar donuts, man, like day-old donuts. Right before you throw em them away, they're fucking sellable.
00:35:48
Speaker
And then you're like, oh, they're ready to, it's been a day, I'm going to fucking throw these things away. They cease being a donut at a very specific time. Yeah. No, I get it, but it's just like, I feel like that you are going to better establish your threshold of bringing your child to the emergency room.
00:36:06
Speaker
Oh, it's been established. we Because we've taken our boys to the emergency room, I'd say Tabby more than me, a handful of times. And each time we're like, you know, right the beginning, we're like, fuck, oh my God, we have to go to the emergency room, especially when a child isn't breathing well.
00:36:21
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like Yeah, yeah. It's your fucking responsibility, and you go and do it and you pay too much, and it's fucking stupid, and it's not right, but yeah you did it, and you've got a child at the end, so that's good, but then you start to gain this threshold of like,
00:36:37
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I mean, dude, my dad told me could not be hi forward nine call an ambulance. He told me that. And I got hit by a fucking car. and i remember this.
00:36:49
Speaker
I remember this. Had to call. like They you were like, let's call 911. And I was like, no! My dad will crown me. ah secret I'll have a bill.
00:37:03
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14 year old boy being like don't call 911 don't save me instead calling my sister who doesn't believe me hangs up and then I ask to call her back again oh my god yeah for our step our step part One of our family members um would be in the house ah be in the hospital frequently when we were younger. And I remember um not anything else my mom complaining about except for how much it cost.
00:37:36
Speaker
and he cut They cut his shirt off. Oh, yeah. They cut the clothes off of him. forgot about that. And how much those shirts and pants cost. And I'm like. What about the ER? Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:47
Speaker
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not like he was wearing a Gerbeau shirt. Yeah, this is not Armani suits. This is a Harley Davidson shirt or whatever. It's a work shirt. Okay.
00:38:01
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that That is a very old man rant. it's Thanks. I'm bringing all that energy today. I do hope you catch yourself. when you're in the middle of it.
00:38:15
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That's a very like good point to be at, I feel like. You can still get angry and everything, but as long as you're able to like look at yourself and kind of laugh a little bit. A little bit. A little bit. Just like basically of becoming older.
00:38:28
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Oh, i is yeah. There's a process and reasoning behind this stuff.
Reflections on Aging and Societal Expectations
00:38:34
Speaker
Yes. Society has created our own monsters here. Oh, yeah. It doesn't mean that you shouldn't get worked up about it, but maybe you shouldn't get it worked up about it.
00:38:43
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See what I'm saying? Yeah. These are very serious things. yeah Obviously, the fact that we are spending thousands of dollars just to keep our children safe. Right. And we go to these places that are supposed to keep our children safe and they blow us off. Yeah.
00:38:57
Speaker
And then charge us $7 for garbage. Let's think about how many people bring their children in because they're very worried. And these medical professionals, which do their job and do this all the time, they see this and they're probably not super worried if the child is sitting there and breathing. and Yeah.
00:39:14
Speaker
Okay. yeah Or they're not getting paid enough and working too much. I agree with you. What really sucks is we called the we called his pediatrician, yeah the like the nurse line. a Sunday?
00:39:25
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It was a Saturday morning. and um And they're like, oh, yeah, bring him in. Yeah. yeah if she would have said just like, oh, just make sure he doesn't get raspy or pick up pick a fucking adjective, sure we would have just been like, all right, man, you take a chill day. Like, we'll make an appointment for Monday and we'll be good.
00:39:43
Speaker
yeah But she like confirmed. Well, he also called her on her weekend. She's like, yeah, whatever. Could you imagine if you were her and somebody called and was like, hey, my child is like...
00:39:57
Speaker
Yeah, she has to. And you said, no don't worry about it. And like the fucking. good. The parents like missed something like fucking obvious. and I don't know, man. yeah I've been trying to like, as I get older, I feel like.
00:40:15
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I spend and I see Tucker, we we all do this shit. We get worked up about stuff and we spend way too much of our life being worked up and pissed off about shit.
00:40:27
Speaker
Oh yeah. And then we, we're not, we're never going to do anything about it. So what's the fucking point of getting so worked up Well, unless we turn into like vigilante law enforcers or like, like have like a Michael Douglas falling down moment where you're like, no Batman. And I ain't gonna do it.
00:40:42
Speaker
and So come on, let's become the Batman. Yeah, not gonna go shoot up a hospital because my bill, I'm just gonna just not pay that bill. Yeah, well, I paid the bill because I don't want bad credit, but anyway.
00:40:55
Speaker
You used to have really bad credit scores. Oh, it was terrible. put the work in. Give them a fake social security number. Like single digit credit score. Well, I don't know if it's that low, but you can let our viewers think. I couldn't even figure out how low it got because I didn't even know where to look. But we're past that. We're past that now.
00:41:14
Speaker
All right. Cucumbers. next want to go back. Still don't understand the difference between these. things They're both wrong. They're both green. And they fit in the sweatpants. um ah Next topic. This one is also some old man. Well, it's maybe more like it's kind of vulnerable, sort of like. This is the weirdest one on the grocery list. Oh, thanks.
00:41:37
Speaker
I feel better and worse at the same time. What food were you looking at when you wrote this down there? Fucking quinoa. I'd folded Heggies into a sandwich and was just eating.
00:41:50
Speaker
It's not pizza if it's folded in half. It's a taco. Oh my God. No, just like the, so let's see here.
00:42:00
Speaker
You guys. Fuck. I would say that if I feel better and worse at the same time, seems like a pretty good place to be. You're right in the middle. Well, there's some tension there.
00:42:12
Speaker
You know, like so coming out of like COVID, like a lot of like myself, I was work from home, didn't go out and see people. And then when I got a new job, I was like work from home some in the store, but because of the policy, we all had to mask.
00:42:27
Speaker
So, there's still some like you know Socially, i was already like i was out of shape socially. but like you know and and You didn't like that.
00:42:37
Speaker
It felt weird, but I was like excited to be back around people and that felt like new and cool. and um i was like physically active and then like 22 came around and like for the first time in a long time, I was walking around both literally and figuratively feeling like, oh, I know who I am.
00:42:58
Speaker
I feel good about the person I've become or the trajectory that I'm on or like I just have like a ah confidence that was almost like I couldn't really describe it because it just felt like I was assured of myself. Yeah.
00:43:12
Speaker
without being cocky. Is that when you got the new job or no? those No, that would have been after. So, that was 2022. So, the year after. and then last year, like did did it to myself, but I like just very goal-driven, worked on a particular thing.
00:43:29
Speaker
and then picked up a second job all year and the two just burnt me out and I didn't like see the people that I would have liked to see in the frequency that I would normally try at least. Sure.
00:43:40
Speaker
And I wasn't able to do like the couple of things that physically, but I was actually physically working a lot. So body wise, I felt okay, but like I just started to get in this space where I'm like,
00:43:53
Speaker
I didn't have a confidence. I felt kind of isolated, but like, then I was like, i self isolated myself. And then it just turned into this like weird mental, like, like I, I'm both sides and in a boxing match. Like I'm beating myself up and not get anywhere.
00:44:10
Speaker
Um, So it's just been like a weird head space. And this is, yeah, this is maybe the least old man thing on here, but I think I'm finally having like some set feelings, a titch of what I had just before 40.
00:44:23
Speaker
I'm starting to have that again where I'm just like, oh God, like a lost sort of, did I miss the boat? Like no one calls me anymore, but I am tired and like I should honor if I'm tired. It's just like a fucking mess.
00:44:38
Speaker
Hey, stop honoring stuff. Also, episode is brought to you betterhelp.com. Jesus Christ. Is that real? Let me Google that.
00:44:53
Speaker
um It sounds like a classic midlife crisis. No. Yeah. You need a fucking Dodge Viper. It also sounds like what happens when you prioritize one thing over the other, right? like Yeah. You just were prioritizing your career, I think, really hard for a while. And so social relationships like take a backseat to that. And you're just trying to rebalance that.
00:45:16
Speaker
That's all. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe imbalance is it. But then, like...
00:45:26
Speaker
i i Dude, I have a feeling we're in the coasted period of our lives. Like, we hit cruise control for a couple years because we have done so much and we just need a little bit of fucking time to catch up and think about that. Yeah. And then go on to the next thing, you know? I mean, I i i hope you're not – I hope you're actually – feeling that and, and like, that isn't just something that you thought of just now because. no, no. Last, last fall when I was like, my work with the second job was winding down, the weather was getting colder and naturally all of us, at least in Minnesota, like it kind of things slow down and you go indoors a little bit more.
00:46:09
Speaker
and um, my project, the cabin, i was again, because of the cold and the distance, I was being forced to slow it down put on pause. And like, I will say, and you know, we had like a lot of family stuff happening with Daniel's family. Like, so there was other things happening that were also pulling from us, but like,
00:46:29
Speaker
on the slowing down of time and the slowing down of like my body, it felt incredible. Like November through December, like all of a sudden I'm like watching a show. Like I don't watch shows. Everyone's always talking about it. Have you seen this movie? Have you seen a show? I don't, that never happens. And we were just,
00:46:47
Speaker
I'm saying piling out, but like all of America watches shows every like night. yeah And we're like watching shows like two or three nights a week. Maybe I'm doing laundry or something else during. And I'm like, Whoa, this is so fucking cool. But then like January happened and I got COVID again. And I was like, i feel worthless.
00:47:07
Speaker
It was just, it's like really flip. It was like a hard flip of the coin. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm still in that weird space. So, I think, Pang, the seasons are a good ah marker of time. Yeah. i feel like the more we mimic the seasons, the more balanced we feel.
00:47:25
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I really like the the slowdown that's supposed to happen when fall and winter happens, that kind of thing. And then in Minnesota, I feel like there's so such an emphasis on getting the most out of summer. Yeah. Dude. hit By about halfway through summer, I'm like – I don't want to do fucking anything at all. There's like things every weekend, every fucking night. Like there's an event. Yeah. there's a shit like It's great. My favorite is like right in the spring. You guys are about, I mean, maybe you're already experiencing this. You're having an abnormally warm winter right now. Warm, capital warm.
00:48:03
Speaker
But there's a moment in a traditional Minnesota spring where... All a sudden, the sidewalks would go from being piled in the grossest snow ever. Just six months of cigarette butts, gray salt, and dog piss, like baked into a real tight ice cube. ah And then that would disappear and be replaced by picnic tables.
00:48:26
Speaker
And people would be out drinking partying. Instantly. Yeah, yeah. We are out there. And and i I fucking love that. That's of the best things about Minneapolis. It's it's like 70 degrees outside every other day. And nobody knows what to do.
00:48:43
Speaker
Tyler, there's, yes. Like, the it's still on hold. It's still on hold. So there's no patios that are open yet? No. Okay. Because, I mean, it was negative four this morning when I woke up.
00:48:55
Speaker
Jesus. But, and today's Wednesday, on Monday, it was 62. Yeah.
00:49:01
Speaker
Like warm, warm. Yeah. yes And sunny. Nothing but sun. Yeah. ah We hit 70 today, which is like an anomaly. Normally, it's 40s, 50s. Yeah, we're going to be back up to near 70 this weekend.
00:49:13
Speaker
That's insane. It is insane. Okay, last one. Hey, the weather's kind of like your mood. It's like better and worse. It's really- All at the same time. It's the fucking weather, man. i'm the It's the weather. That's the Minnesota way.
00:49:24
Speaker
We talk about the wedding with her weather. man. Oh, weather. All right. Tyler's going to think I put this on here because- of him and you didn't and i didn't get the but i don't find find one more fucking person in this world who shows up more late to things than tyler oh without being ashley was gonna say you millennials i was just about to say it oh god yes we've now outed and othered a different generation we are fully old man ranting No, it's a thing.
00:49:56
Speaker
Generation XYZ. Punctuality. what what the So first of all, you need to define this word for Tyler. Jesus Christ.
00:50:09
Speaker
No, he wasn't punctual. ah why why is this on your list? I am really annoyed by... The fact that, well, okay, so let me back this up.
00:50:23
Speaker
I think punctuality is less about me saying I'm going to be somewhere at a certain time and more about me respecting other people's times. Yes. So.
00:50:35
Speaker
Or more about you being hurt that someone isn't respecting your time. I see how this is. I know how this is. it This is how it really is. This is how it is. I know these people.
00:50:48
Speaker
You're one of them. I get it. I'm not saying that you don't deserve that. You do deserve that respect. I get that. Well, it's like you, it happens with, i mean, it happens in personal life and professional life, but like professionals should be even like more of a, like no, no, like a faux pas, like a cultural, like, oh, kind of shame on you. Yeah.
00:51:14
Speaker
new you You are someone who emails me, calls me, tracks me down, really is working to get like a meeting for whatever the fuck it is.
00:51:26
Speaker
And then you don't you ghost me or you're like 20 minutes late and you show up and you're like, oh, yeah, this thing. And then like next, like I'm not – affected by the fact that you just fucking wasted my time and like I didn't want to meet with you in the first place. That's how you entered in my phone as late Jenny. Oh shit. well so Well so the when I put this on this list I was sitting in barbershop across the street from my work.
00:51:56
Speaker
I had made an appointment two days prior for a noon dinner. Haircuts, 30 minutes, 40 minutes they take, right? Maybe. I'm like, I'm going to go a little bit over my lunch. I think depends on how much hair you Yeah, I don't have that much hair, you know.
00:52:13
Speaker
And i so I am there like two minutes before noon. And they're like oh you hear... walk in whatever, like, oh, no, I got an appointment with, I won't say this person's name, out of respect, although they did not show me the same respect.
00:52:29
Speaker
It's the same dude from the Toyota dealership. He's there with a power washer, handful of sand. He's like, you want to party? Tucker hasn't washed his hair for three days before he shows up.
00:52:41
Speaker
Dirty hair. Yes. Well, dude, so I sit down. I'm a couple minutes early. This gal doesn't get there until 1223. Why didn't you leave? Because I needed a goddamn haircut. I had waited months.
00:52:59
Speaker
And my other hairstylist is like, won't call me back. I'm being ghosted by her, but that's a different- You are enabling- I think you are the commons. You are the common denominator.
00:53:12
Speaker
I'm the fool. and so Keeps showing up in your pajamas full of shit. You don't know who made smelling like pickles. ah Rocks and blood in your hair. a Jar relish with you. No. Oh, my gosh. Wow.
00:53:28
Speaker
Yeah, man. Who shows up late for the customer shows up late? Not the person performing. I would. She probably had to take her kid to the ER. She told me that she had to park and parking was hard that day.
00:53:41
Speaker
I'm like, do you not normally park in this area? the struggle is real. had to get up. had to put pants on. these sweat pans man i i was totally driving to work and I did not account for parking this car. Oh my God. This is a new thing.
00:53:58
Speaker
So anyway. Fuck these people. Call them out. Call them out. For instance, my clock the ra the reps that show up at my at my work and they're really fucking annoying.
00:54:09
Speaker
oh yeah. I have a stopwatch at work. And they come in. I grab the stopwatch. I turn it on. And I set it down. And they they can see it. Oh, my God. No, fuck them. That's an old man shit, too. This whole podcast, this season especially, is making me realize how fucking old we got so quickly. We went we heard from kids to dads overnight. Yeah.
00:54:33
Speaker
For the longest time, i thought of you guys as when I met you, which was like seven and 12 or something like that. Very close. But now I'm like, oh, we are all over 40. It's official. Grandpa. Yeah, I think maybe Tyler's birthday was like the strike of midnight for meet for for all of us to transform. Yeah.
00:54:55
Speaker
when if If we were recording this and I got up, I actually am hunched over now. I'm like four inches shorter and my cane is right here. Yeah. Okay, so I'll leave it at that. but No, nine I mean, fuck these people, Tucker. I mean, like... They're taking my money and they're late.
00:55:12
Speaker
Exactly. And you are probably going to tip them still fucking whatever. I mean, fuck them. but But going back... Call them up the next day be like, hey, what the fuck, man? I showed up at 12. twelve You weren't there. Like...
00:55:24
Speaker
What the fuck is this? Her uncle owns the place and she's pregnant and she's she's quitting in like a month. I have like no recourse. What? You could you take the baby.
00:55:37
Speaker
Take the baby. ah but You to keep this kid?
00:55:44
Speaker
Don't be late again. going to get this kid. anyway wow so that's that's my list uh 56 minutes have you ever been late before 100%. There's not a person that hasn't. Have you ever been pregnant before? 100%. Why are you judging? Whoa.
00:56:05
Speaker
No, I'm kidding. ah That was ah was a good list. Thanks. yeah It was short. it It was short, but also, like as we mentioned, a real strong grocery list that had a couple extras tacked on.
00:56:20
Speaker
but but Why is milk so goddamn expensive? Why is this milk white?
00:56:27
Speaker
um So who's next? I'm up next on my first list. yeah Oh shit. no So yeah, get ready. Why doesn't anybody develop film anymore?
00:56:41
Speaker
All my pictures turn out blue. What's the problem? Why doesn't Bill Cosby push color film by Kodak? I just use my hour the podcast to help me Google things. Yeah.
00:56:56
Speaker
It's like, I noticed part of my HVAC system isn't routing the air the right way. Holy shit. The amount of people that call me to Google things for them or to print things for them is staggering.
00:57:10
Speaker
That fucking thing. Once I have an older person that can't find something, and then they're like, oh, can you find this for me? And like... okay if you're on the phone i'll find it they're like oh can ah i can you can you print that out so i can come by and and then order it can you like print out that website are you fucking kidding me right now this happens weekly man it's like it's insane do you know the link let me google that for you No.
00:57:38
Speaker
Oh, it's great. All it is, is it takes what you're Googling and then you just send it, paste that into this website and it sends the other person a link and it just shows Google and a cursor like typing out the words and then just clicking Google. Holy shit.
00:57:55
Speaker
It's the best fuck you link to something, to stupid questions like that. Let me let me Google that for you. It's very good. right. Well, ah join us next week as i get to unveil my first list and Tucker and Tyler have to deal with it.
00:58:12
Speaker
It's going be great. Oh, I guarantee it. It's going to be a men's warehouse suit. It's
00:58:20
Speaker
the men's warehouse suit of bliss. Exactly. Black suit, brown suit, navy suit. It's guaranteed. And most likely sold to you by a convicted felon.
00:58:33
Speaker
Why did they fire that guy? Because he was great. Did he guarantee something? you couldn't guarantee oh shit
00:58:43
Speaker
Until then, be well. He was the men's warehouse. Bye.