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Speaker: no pheromone maxing don't do it you don't do it get any girl don't drink your urine wear clean clothes brush your teeth don't drink your piss unbelievable it's crazy welcome to long distance roommates
Speaker: Hi, Monka. Hey, T. Welcome back to Long Distance Roomies. It's episode number nine, which is really exciting for us. Make sure you like, rate, subscribe, share Long Distance Roomies with all of your favorite people. We're at Long Distance Roomies podcast everywhere. Make sure you DM us your questions or send us your emails to longdistance.roomiespod at gmail.com.
Speaker: I don't feel like you just have to leave a nasty comment. If you really have something to say, feel free to send an email. We're happy to receive those too. We got an update from one of our loyal listeners, Jack, who had reached out to us a few weeks ago. He is six four and bald and has trouble with the ladies. And we gave him some advice about just really being more confident, making sure that you shave it all off instead of No ball denying.
Speaker: we are We do not approve of ball denial here Long Distance Roomies. He was really grateful. he he said, yeah, I feel like I've just been kind of down because I've been rejected by a few women so far this year. And and he's like, it really felt so good to be lifted up by you guys. And we're going to potentially help Jack. to not only improve his approach in the wild, but also maybe choose some new photos for dating profiles. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really excited to do that.
Speaker: So this might be a new service that we're offering from Long Distance Roomies podcast. What do you think, Dee? I'm really excited about this. I think that we could be really helpful, certainly at least in like pictures and sale. Like, I mean, we're sales girls. We've always been really good at sales. We are. And dating is so much about marketing yourself.
Speaker: Totally. And, you know, I'm a wordsmith. I'm a writer. I'm quick with the line. and you're so you're so funny. And I am a professional matchmaker and dating coach.
Speaker: And so bringing the two of our skill sets together, can help anyone. let us know. we'll Sorry, we'll have Jack be a case study. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker: You know, obviously, if he's like open to the idea of us doing it, but I'm pretty sure he is. So he is too. I think he is too. I mean, he literally told us he wants our help. So yeah, that's right. Jack, we can't wait. And everyone else, let us know. do you need our help? We are here to serve. So yeah. Please. Yeah. Also like, don't be cheap about it and come to us and be like, why would we take advice from you? Like you don't have a, you're not with somebody. You guys aren't on dating apps. Let's go right at that right from the start. And I just want to say, it's always easier to do something like that for somebody else than it is for yourself.
Speaker: And also we have been doing dating apps for so long. Well, maybe not, not like that long. I mean, we were both married for a few years because we were married and you know what? I think it's time to get into a little housekeeping. yeah This is a good transition into the housekeeping. So, um, part of what we,
Speaker: like kind of are transitioning our housekeeping to be now. And this is such a an awesome experience in terms of just like evolving with what makes sense for the audience and stuff. But housekeeping now is going to be like reviewing how the clips were going and kind of tie some conversations up from previous episodes with the bow, address some things that came up once the comments came out and just clean things up a little bit.
Speaker: Because boy, do we get a lot of comments on our posts. On Instagram, we put out clips of our podcasts every day. Make sure you are following us on on Instagram. We would love to have you be part of our audience there. We see a lot of men getting incredibly triggered in the comments. What i wish that most of these men would realize... is that we are here to help men.
Speaker: That is why we do the podcast. We are trying to show men what it's like to be in ah to be a fly on the wall in what women want and how we talk behind closed doors. That's right. That's what I just wanted to emphasize. We try as much of it to be as an organic conversation between two people, but two women about what it's like to like interact and what we want from men. But sometimes we have to break the fourth wall. And that's only for for for the audience at hand, which apparently is like 80 to 90% men we've learned. How this all came to me to like readdress housekeeping in this way was actually, frankly, when I was doing housekeeping in my own apartment.
Speaker: But I realize, I know, but a lot of what some of the comments were, were like women, i would say mostly it was like, women don't want this now. Like this is your feminism coming back to haunt you. Like you said, you don't want women come, like women have been saying that like they can handle things on their own and they don't need men and blah, blah, blah. I mean, while that's definitely a larger conversation in the zeitgeist right now, which is that like for the first time ever, women don't need men and they can actually choose men. that I think that's like something bigger than what we're talking about in this like little one-to-one space of like how to pick up a girl at a bar. What I do think is something worth acknowledging and that I will be really honest about. If I were 24 or 25 at a bar and you came up to me and you're like, hey, can I, or like, can I help you with that? Or like,
Speaker: help try to help me with my bags at the airport, I probably would have been like, no, I got it. I'm independent. And that would have been true. But I think as women get a little bit older and more mature, just like how men were hoping also become more mature, women like do want help.
Speaker: And just like men want help too. Like, can't we all be a little vulnerable about it? Like whole point of wanting and to have a relationship is to just not like walk this earth alone because we all need a little help and support. And i just think that it's more a reflection of the kind, the age group of women that you're trying to date and to acknowledge that gear shift.
Speaker: and expect that maybe younger women are going to say that, but maybe as you get a little bit older or try and have a relationship with somebody a little bit older, that they're going to be way more open to you helping out and being chivalrous.
Speaker: What do you think, Molly? I agree. i think absolutely. As I have gotten older and been through more and gained more wisdom and maturity, i have not been nearly as focused on not asking for help.
Speaker: and being so hyper independent. yeah But I think also returning back to that comment and a lot of the comments that we get about feminism and we asked for it and men shouldn't have to go up to women, that is not what feminism is all about.
Speaker: We still believe in masculine and feminine energy and masculine and feminine roles. Now they have shifted a bit over time, but i think it would do our audience to do a lot of good to revisit our second episode because we talked a lot about dating equity and all the ways that Dating is so much more taxing and costly and dangerous for women than it is for men. A lot of these men, at least in our comments, and honestly, a lot of them are like red pill incel types. And they they just want to argue because that's who they are.
Speaker: but they don't have the capacity for empathy to put themselves in a woman's shoes. Women still want men to come up and talk to them. And yes, if you're going be creepy and disrespectful, then of course not. But so many of the comments that we got are like, we only, only if you're really attractive, that's the only time that women want to talk to you. And that is not true. No. And it's also like, I think just that that's like a projection of your own insecurity. That's like,
Speaker: talking yourself out of like, I'm not going to do this because they're not going to like me because they're not going to think that I'm hot enough. And it's like, bro, that's all you. Like it's projection. Yeah. And I think frankly, from some of our bald and tall conversations, what we said over and over is that it's actually just about confidence. And if somebody said like you have a 50 50 shot at somebody saying yes or no.
Speaker: So like, take it. One thing that I was gonna say is that like, if there's a group of gals having fun, like a girl's night, I'm curious, Molly, what you think? Because there are some nights or like if I'm out and stuff, where I definitely do or I'd be open to somebody coming up to me. But actually, like when I'm on like out with a bunch of girlfriends or friends, like if I look like I'm having an intense conversation with a girlfriend, like I don't want to be interrupted.
Speaker: What do you think about that? Like, do you do you think that that's part of reading the room in any sort of way or? Yeah, it all comes down to social awareness. If you see that someone is having a really in depth one on one conversation and they're talking really passionately, that's probably not the best move to go up to them.
Speaker: I do think though sometimes if there's a group of women together and they're having some cocktails and they're laughing and the the positive energy is flowing, a guy can come in. there Yeah, like that's a good time to come in. There can be an opening there. And I also think it's great to have wingman or a wingwoman to go and do it together so you don't have to be alone. But it really comes down to not taking it personally.
Speaker: when people will turn you down because they will. And that's fine. You don't want to be with everyone who like would be attracted to you. It's fine. It's not a big deal. But I think a lot of people are just so afraid of rejection that it makes you hold back.
Speaker: When you gotta go for it, just go for it and have fun. And the more, you know, the more women that you go up to that you're attracted to, the better you will get at reading the room and having a good conversation starter and making them feel comfortable to want to start a conversation with you.
Speaker: Totally. I was just thinking specifically, like I was out with my friend during the Knicks series and we went to the little like neighborhood watering hole to get to watch the game.
Speaker: But like also it was a time for us to talk and have like serious girl talk. And it was just the two of us. Right. And yes, we were watching the game, but really like we were obviously talking.
Speaker: And like having a serious conversation. And this man to my right kept on trying to find an opportunity to talk to us. And it's like, this is, babe, this is not.
Speaker: This is not it. it's It's not it. Did you say anything to him? where Were you like, hey, we're we're in the middle of something. Thank you for like saying hi, but I can't really talk to you right now. or did you just. I can't remember. i think I eventually said something because I'm not afraid to say that kind of stuff. No.
Speaker: I think the sooner you can say that, the better. Because then not only are you not being bothered by someone, but then they can give up. And if they're not giving up, then they're just being disrespectful and you can just be like, dude, like, shut the fuck up. don't want to talk you. Well, I've also had go the opposite way sometimes where they've been like... well it's not like i really wanted to talk to you that bad anyway like then you can be like okay thanks bye and just ignore there's always going to be assholes you know yeah but mean most people hopefully most people aren't like that but so okay so back to some those comments that we were getting what did you think about you know what they were saying about how we looked
Speaker: And how old we are. Oh, that we're old? And that we're 50? Yeah. And like things like, oh, like damage good. She's a single mom. Me no likey. but I'll be honest. i Like there were a couple times where I just, and listen, I'm a Pisces. I'm sensitive.
Speaker: You're a little sensitive, Sally. But I do have thick skin. And for most of the time, it didn't really bother me that much. What actually bothered me was thinking long term of the audience that we're attracting.
Speaker: and bringing in energetically to our space and having access to us. And that is that is a little bit ah a worry. One thing that I told you and I thoroughly believe and I want our audience and all our commenters to know, real men don't argue in the comments.
Speaker: Only little boys do that. If you are, if you are just trying to say that we're ugly and we're old and we're damaged goods and no one will want to listen to us, we know the type of person that you are.
Speaker: But if you are adding something constructive to the conversation or asking us a question in the comments, then we also know what type of person you are. I just turned 42. You're Feeling I think we both look really great for any age. If someone in the audience disagrees, that is their business. But I want you trolls to know that I don't give fuck.
Speaker: fuck I truly don't. You can call me old and ugly and like whatever you want. I, I'm the one who is, you can call me ugly, but you can't call me old.
Speaker: you can, you can, you can say whatever you want to say, but I'm the one who is arguing back in the comments from us. Yes, that's true. It's also mainly you. Yeah. Putting you all to shame and just know it's not it's not hurting my feelings. Do what you need to do, but more than anything, I pity you and I feel sorry for you. Say what you want to say in the comments. It's not going to bother us.
Speaker: I just feel bad for the type of people who, you know, in everyday life try to be responsible and kind, but then they get behind their phone and they say the most disgusting, terrible things. And so there's a lot of these creepy, terrible men who are yeah who are hiding out in every single town out there. But yeah I think the majority of our audience are not trolls and pieces of shit like that. so I know. When I did the math on it, because like in the last 10 days, 12 days, there's only been about three comments that have bothered me. But with that said, in the last almost two weeks, we've probably got somewhere around...
Speaker: 50 to 75,000 views on our clips. So statistically, fuck those losers, you know? Fuck those losers. We, like, we, we really, we really don't care. um, We are single by choice. We could have boyfriends. We could be married.
Speaker: we both adam We both decided to get divorced. We were the instigators of our divorces. And we both took a lot of time off from dating. Diana's still in her in her dating break. i Tomorrow's my last day.
Speaker: Tomorrow's your last day. I, you know... ah yeah I'm not going to be continuing my dating break until I move to Miami and I leave Vegas in October. We can have a boyfriend whenever we want.
Speaker: it's It's not hard to get a boyfriend. It's not hard to get a husband. It's just not. So we're single by choice, and we yeah I have no shame about it. No shame in my game. Me neither. No. and and Really good. And the thing about like being about boys...
Speaker: It's great. And you being a single mom, Emily Ratajkowski is a single mom. Giselle Bündchen, she just had a baby with like her second husband in her mid-40s. I don't think that makes you damaged goods. No, I'd like to think of myself as the plebeian version of Emily Ratajkowski. I can see that. That article she wrote for The Cut, I could have written in my own words one of the stuff that she was going through.
Speaker: Yeah. Although I don't have her boobs. I'd love to have her boobs. She's got great boobs. You know, i can I can kind of like be the boobs of the group. Your boobs are great today.
Speaker: Thank you. You're welcome. I love you. I do think this is actually probably a good segue into our group chat because we mentioned a little bit about the incel stuff or like negative comments from men and what that really, I think maybe, I think now's the time to talk about where we think that that actually comes from. And I loved this video that you sent me this week. I think I'd seen it before. i don't know a lot about Professor gall Galloway. I've seen a couple things of him before, but I just loved this clip.
Speaker: But it was um with Bill Maher. And they were talking about how men start out as involuntarily celibate and like then you grow up in life and become voluntarily incelibate. If you are always trying to better yourself, if you right go to the gym, if you work hard, if you try to be kind, if you work on becoming funny, if you work on becoming charming. Scott Galloway was saying, men need to be hornier. And I was like, okay, where's he going with this? But he saying, you know, horniness is the greatest motivator of becoming the best version of yourself.
Speaker: And yes today, all of these incels are being turned down by women. And instead of using that as a motivator to become better and try to get women, they become these proud incels and they blame women. they say that it's it's women's fault for turning them down. when It's basically a rusted development to his point. Because we see we all men start out as involuntary sell involuntarily celibate,
Speaker: So just so, and if you never grow out of being incel, you are in interested in development. And don't blame women for that. Yeah. Women are always going to be choosier. Women are the ones who decide basically, okay, I want to have sex with this person.
Speaker: So it's all about trying to please women and charm women and get women to like you. But what he actually said specifically, the reason why... we have become smarter and taller is because women, women are choosier in who they procreate with.
Speaker: So wait how the human race has propagated. that's and evolved. And evolved, sorry, evolved is because of women's choosiness. That is literally like Darwinism.
Speaker: That's how has always been. So don't get pissed off that this is what's happening now. and Yeah. Yeah. you know and they were He was also talking about how throughout history, 80% of women have had children and only 40% of men have.
Speaker: And yeah now in the Western world, it's like 70% of men or something like that. But women are still choosier. So don't just get pissed off that women have higher standards.
Speaker: there's so like That's what our anthropological responsibility been. There's so many more risks for women to get pregnant. Right. and And it's really, really important that they that they choose a man who is going to be a good father and a good protector and a good provider. These are our biological urges. So don't get pissed off about that. It's just the way things are When I was getting divorced, my algorithm was obviously sending me a certain kind of video, a certain kind of information. But what I had read somewhere was that
Speaker: There's a high propensity for divorce or when, ba when kids are really little, like between a year and two years because of the reaction of the woman as a mother to realize like she did not pick a good person to procreate with.
Speaker: yeah And it it's her actual like natural instinct to move on and go find somebody better to procreate with. Do we want to expand on that? Maybe it's not maybe what happened to me or maybe it doesn't happen to me.
Speaker: and um i know, it might be possible. It might be possible. tried to be diplomatic in these parts, but, you know, we'll let everybody finish the sentence on that one.
Speaker: You know, i think everyone can read between the lines here. and But okay, so but it it I think it it poses and a really interesting thought that incel culture is really just fucking lazy. And it's filled with men who are insecure and are afraid of rejection and just want to blame women. So yeah.
Speaker: We see you in our comments. We know who you are We have done a psychological profile of you. You know, project all you want, but we know the truth. Okay, so you sent me, Diana, a ridiculous video this morning about... Oh, my friend. I'm going to give a shout out to my oldest girlfriend from growing up, Piera. She sent that to me. And I immediately was like, forward. I'm so glad you you had that. You sent that to me today so we could talk about it on this episode. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: Okay, do you want to talk about what pheromone maxing is? Okay, so pheromone maxing. So it came up actually on Aaron Parnas, who's a really, like an independent journalist, and he's usually like talking about nuclear war. and politics. And politics. Economics. So yeah I was pretty shocked when you sent me that. I was like, are we talking about politics? Why are you sending this to me? No, no, no. there is a No. No, no, no, no, no. Men, excuse me, Gen Z...
Speaker: young men are doing- are influenced by the mammosphere. Right. Obviously have decided that how they are going to attract women now is they're doing pheromone maxing.
Speaker: So they have decided to stop showering. They're not wearing deodorant. They, um, they're not washing their clothes. They're not washing their clothes. They are trying to make themselves as smelly as possible. And then, and this part they didn't understand. Maybe you understood this more.
Speaker: They're drinking their own urine. Right. I don't, yeah, that went way over my head. but did To detoxify. But I don't get how that's working, but that's what- Well, none of it works. None of it works. And they are doing this in in hopes of boosting their pheromones so that they can attract more women. Now, if I showed up on a date and a man had disgusting body odor, dirty clothes, urine breath, like- what? I would, I would out would take it with somebody who came in sweatpants and I told him, fuck off.
Speaker: And his sweatpants were clean. I think it is so insane. And and it I think it just goes to show that the Manosphere is just one giant grift. And these men are, they're thriving on the attention of these, these Gen Z guys, some millennials as well. And they're also just trying to sell them crypto courses and vitamins and supplements and whatever other bullshit that they have so my friend my pheromone maxing course the fuck what the fuck my friend when i responded to her i was like this is so funny and she said gen z is off and i was like i know they're so off their rocker she was like no no no no they're like off there's something about them that is off to be off your rocker means at one point you were balanced there's something about these people that has never been balanced and i feel i feel bad because they grew up with social media.
Speaker: They grew up with a cell phone in their hand. They also, some of their most formative years in terms of social development were during COVID. Like, they... They got the short end of the stick.
Speaker: So I get it. I understand. So Gen Z, we're here. We're here to help and support you. you want one If you want some some wisdom from people who had childhoods before social media, like- No pheromone maxing. Don't it.
Speaker: Don't do it You are not going to get any- girl shout Don't drink your urine. Wear deodorant. Wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth. Don't drink your piss. It's unbelievable.
Speaker: It's crazy. all these All these maxing trends. I know. It's stupid. I'm sorry. i just, like, I can't. I can't. But barren mind maxing has to be the worst. That is the bottom of the barrel. Yeah, it's low. and And the thing is, a lot of, the manosphere, it really is all about keeping men single and miserable.
Speaker: Because is exactly And then blaming women for Pardon? Pardon? And blaming women for it. And blaming women for it. and the And then these grifters are just going to make money and have the attention of these angry young men. And they're of course they're going to stay single if they like if their breath smells like piss and they have terrible body odor. like Of course they are. And also, i think part of that is by also blaming women. It becomes a circuitous loop. I forget what that phrase is, but like...
Speaker: It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah. Like the problem is never going to get solved because you're blaming the problem on something that is not responsible for the problem. And so it just, yeah, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and like a circuitous loop of like financial gain for the grifters because it'll never get better. It's like bad diet pills. We just have to be the GLP ones of dating. You know? That's I think that's what we are. That's, is that our new tagline? That was brilliant. Thank you.
Speaker: Well, and all of a sudden, cigarette smoking is cool again? was bad. When that happen? my God, don't hit me. When did that happen? and is it Is it a backlash against vaping? What is it? Yes, I think it's a backlash against vaping. Okay. This is how, like, we got kids on vapes, and then vapes were so bad that now it's healthier to smoke tobacco than it is to be smoking vapes.
Speaker: It's unbelievable. And actually, smoking was not in movies and TV for a really long time because was smoke. It was irresponsible to be promoting it as like something cool. Yeah. and i And it wasn't cool when we were growing up. I feel like and in college, I feel like it was not something that was considered cool.
Speaker: When I went to see that movie, The Materialists, last year, I noticed that Dakota Johnson, all of the characters were chain smoking in the movie. And it really bothered me. And it was like distracting to the story. i was like, why is this beautiful girl smoking cigarettes?
Speaker: I don't know. And some like you're going to turn gray. And it stinks. Your skin is going to look smells so bad. breath is terrible. It does smell so bad. That is another way to repel women. And also participate natural selection. Smoke cigarettes and drink urine and see how many girls you'll get.
Speaker: Okay. this is This is a good experiment for our audience. So I think we should move on to our our final clip for for the group chat.
Speaker: And this is something that I sent you oh yeah a couple weeks ago. And it just was so funny. And it's this comedian. And he was talking about the difference between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. This is really important.
Speaker: it This is really important. This is very, very important. And how when you on vacation, you might want to have a little tryst with someone who has an enormous dick. But if you are dating someone regularly, you may not want that because it can make it difficult to function normally. And you want someone who has boyfriend dick, which is like, it's nice. And it's great. And does the job, but it's not going to make you walk around bowlegged. So what are your thoughts on that?
Speaker: Oh, I thought you would leave on this. Okay. So I did date this guy. And we dated for, i don't know, a month or so. And this was before I had my rules about how long I wait to have sex with someone. So I think we I slept with him. I don't know, maybe third date or something. And he had the most enormous penis I've ever seen. It was like a porn star penis. And he was so gorgeous and sweet and like a really amazing guy. I was like, wow. You thought you hit the jackpot. I thought I hit the jackpot. He was Australian. He was a pilot.
Speaker: I mean, he was, he was so, he was just like a good guy. i had sex with him. and his gigantic penis and it literally made me constipated for three days
Speaker: like reorganized my organs or something i I was in so much pain, you know, and it was great during, I gotta say, it was like great.
Speaker: But it was not worth it. And honestly, I would have kept dating him and found a way to maybe get used to it But then he told me that he thought that abortions were evil. And I was like, okay, I think i think we don't have the same values on that. But yeah.
Speaker: It really would have made it very difficult if I had to deal with that all the time and I was dating him regularly. i just... Maybe that's why he's a pilot! Maybe. To be everyone's vacation dick. I think that's what it is. just travels around the world because he can't keep a girlfriend. Because he can't keep a woman. Vacation dick. And he had been divorced. And he never had sex with his wife. Because he was like, ow! She was like, I can't handle that.
Speaker: I can't handle that. because So, you know, there is such a thing as too big. But there's also such a thing as too small. And that's a deal breaker too. So we're looking for Goldilocks dick. And maybe that's what boyfriend dick really is. I think that's what it is. But I told you about dick pic I got on field.
Speaker: i need to You need to share this with our audience. I have never seen anything like that before in my entire life. I got this dick pic like two years ago, probably. And so I want to say like really before ai was like, is it AI? It's not AI. Like, yeah, this was like two years ago.
Speaker: Okay. And I just wish I could have taken a screenshot of it, but in the app you can't do that because it's like privacy, which... Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Yeah. But it looked like an uncooked ham. That does not sound sexy. Like this.
Speaker: And it was just, the picture of it was like, just like on his thigh, lying on his thigh. And it was just like. It was a roast. It was a roast. And I've never seen anything like it since. i ever would Were you like, I know i'mnna i was hor want to have sex with him? Or you were horrified.
Speaker: You're like, that would rip me in two. Molly, I don't even think it could go inside. Like, I mean, I guess I've had a baby, but like, I don't want to have a baby every day. why It was really. Yeah. I wish I could just, I wish I just could share. Like, it'll just always be burned in my brain. Let's get into some dirty laundry.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, well. okay tell Okay. din On that note, I've been masturbating more. yeah Not much more, but just to continue the conversation of after my reading of the bell jar and saying that like, I want to be more in the gray area.
Speaker: I have been in the gray area. you're no longer in a prison of your own making? No, I'm no longer a prison of own making. And I'm no longer making it as difficult for myself as possible. I took out my vibrate.
Speaker: Makes it little easier. and it's great. And I'm feeling like it's actually like a good warm up to coming out of my celibacy because I was so off. And now I feel like I'm like turning back on a little bit more and feels really good.
Speaker: Good for you i am I'm really happy for you. You're almost there. It's like you've had this long winter and you're coming out of a hibernation. And I'm heading into spring. And you're ready. You're ready to to come out. The sun is shining. And I you know i don't think i don't think the groundhog is seeing its shadow.
Speaker: Or is it seeing shadow? Me neither, baby. Which one means no more winter? I don't remember. Seize shadow. Seize its shadow. I think channel Punxsutawney Phil and go out into the world and find some find some fun that's maybe not a pork roast or will make you constipated for three days.
Speaker: Don't do that. How are you feeling about Miami? I'm getting really excited. i am leaving Vegas in about six weeks. And so now I'm starting – I know, it's kind of crazy. So I'm starting to think about – what type of man I am manifesting in Miami. Mm-hmm.
Speaker: and And actually, you know, I've been dating younger here for a while. and when I go to Miami, I really think I wouldd like to start dating a little older. Smolly wants daddy?
Speaker: Maybe. know. i go Okay. calling all Calling all yacht daddies. that's That's what we're looking for in Miami. yeah Fun in the sun, on the boat.
Speaker: But yeah, someone who... has done work on themselves is self-aware. is on the path of personal growth and has their shit together is successful ambitious you know wants a true partner and also someone who I find very attractive and have great physical chemistry with and someone whose values I align with so I'm I think I you know I'm not worried and I'm not in any rush it's gonna be great and it's coming up really soon and by the time I'm in Miami you're already gonna be you know
Speaker: having fun with whoever you're having fun with or multiple men that you're having fun with, whatever it is. I don't think I'm in a multiple men face. I'd like to be in a relationship or not in a relationship. I don't want to be doing casual stuff because my life is really great when I'm not in a relationship and just doing my own thing. And then I don't really, it just felt like when I was like talking and dating lots of people, just like diminishing returns. and like No, I get that.
Speaker: I'm just not into that. No. So if I were to be dating somebody, I want to be making room for that, for like a person to take up space in my life and be able to try out doing it in a different way than I've done before in the past, because obviously that didn't really work.
Speaker: So I'd like to like apply my new skillset and see if I do better. And I think the fact that you have taken all this time away from men and been able to really see how wonderful it is to not have someone in your life and what you can accomplish and how you can feel and what you can do.
Speaker: It makes it so you are going to be a lot less likely to want to settle and to want to put yourself into a situation where it's someone who can't meet you where you're at.
Speaker: I'm in the same boat. I i think it'll be fun to go on dates and to meet people and moving to a new city, but I'm not going to just start spending time with someone unless I feel like there's a potential for something meaningful there. Or they're enhancing your life. Like if any, if it yeah all.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Or a condo on the beach. Or a mansion. Or a mansion on the beach. That's right. Dream big, baby.
Speaker: But not too big. not no No constipation here. No, not too big. We're looking for boyfriend dick, not vacation dick. Exactly. Okay. So now that we've talked about what we're looking for and what we're hoping to make out of, I'm coming out of celibacy and you're kind of coming out of, like you you're basically coming, you I know you got out of celibacy a little bit, like by dating that guy even though like, you know, it's nuanced what that was like, but obviously Miami is going to be the big coming out party for Malka.
Speaker: money So let's talk about what we want to sage. like clear Let's clear the energy. You're saging. I'm spraying. You know, I did find ash in my bed recently.
Speaker: Like after one recording session that we did. I was like, oh, that's fine. Yeah. Just be a little careful. Be a little bit careful. Maybe I'll send you some of this stuff. Okay. So I am saging and...
Speaker: releasing and clearing out the misogyny, the incels, all of the small minded men who are in our comments, who are trying to knock us down a peg. It's not working. We have this golden shield of light around us, letting it, letting that all go bounce off of that shield. That's what I'm letting go of right now. i hope that,
Speaker: That our audience realizes that, you know, trying to be a little shit on social media posts is not cool. It's just plain. yeah And everyone sees it and thinks that. What about you? What are you letting go of? So to bring, I'm actually letting go of all the bad dates and bad boyfriends that i had in the last few years in this like eclipse cycle that when I looked at the dates that I was supposed to look at of like, what was I doing those last eclipses over the last two years or three years? There were some prominent events that happened in those dates.
Speaker: They were like all of my worst, all of my worst moments of like everybody. Eclipses are real people. They're real. yeah So that just felt like, and now my celibacy is coming to an end. So it just felt like I'm just clearing them all out. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. goodbye good-bye Have a see you again.
Speaker: We're not revisiting people from the past. No. We are welcoming in new because the version of us who interacted with those people in the past has changed and we have let go of her. We have new identities now.
Speaker: So that doesn't even align. We would never, ever go back to the past. No, definitely not. Well, and next episode, we're going to interview the dick pic man from field with the roast ham dick.
Speaker: Fuck. Maybe we don't need to get back on field. Maybe he'll just give us a pick. Oh, let's hope so. Because I'm very curious about that. too. And maybe we'll get my Australian pilot on too.
Speaker: Oh, yeah. but Maybe they can send picks to each other and compare. They'll do a dick off. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be the judges.
Speaker: On that note, we will see you in the mailroom. Bye, everyone. Bye.
Speaker: bye everyone
