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“Commies, You’re on the Wrong Side
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- “Highlights from the DNC Commiefest!”
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Transcript
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00:00:33
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I'm Rose Lu Santini here, host of Amateur Nation. My Drybar Comedy Special, Amateur Nation, is now available. And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent it like it is
00:00:56
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This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week. Drybarcomedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.
00:01:15
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are do the Welcome to the the show. Okay, let's all shut up, please. Warning. The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people. It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots, attention whores, ignoramuses, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us. In one word, amateurs.
00:01:55
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It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini. We call attention to and call out the amateurs. Fuck these people! Fuck these Yeah, the people who are doing life wrong, the speed bumps of life, the people that are in your way every day, the unintelligent, obnoxious attention-voring self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills, and are disturbing the flow of the pros.
00:02:23
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Hi, Mom. Oh, hey, Lou. Amateur Nation. It's not just a podcast. It's a movement. And this is episode 293. Commies, you're on the wrong side.
00:02:35
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Opinions, facts, logic, and common sense from me and various pros from around the United States and around the globe returns once again condensed in this weekly news and social commentary podcast magazine. On today's episode, Kamila Harris wants your stuff and she'll take it. She said so. Highlights from the DNC Commie Fest and this week in the Trump assassination attempt news.
00:02:58
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And then the a la carte segment full of oppressive jabs at amateurs and we close the show like always with three things done right on three pro things. Shouts out to pro nation first. Shouts out to Jennifer Rota, Daniela Kits, Martino 63, East Wing, Joe Horse and Michael Glasgow on Truth Social and everywhere. Spoken Truth Revolution on Instagram and Kathy Kranz, Mark Walker and Hunter Wallace on Facebook.
00:03:25
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Your pro quote of the week from the alert pro DC Drano on Truth Social in response to last week's show where I mentioned Kamila Harris' proposal to have price controls put on food. He said this. Okay, crazy idea. How about instead of price controls on grocery stores making tiny profits, we just cut income taxes instead?
00:03:47
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The federal government is taking 28 to 35 percent of our paychecks. Grocery stores are making about 1.5 percent profit to give us food. Which one is getting too greedy here?
00:04:02
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Here's what's happening in amateur nation. Step one. Topic number one. Speaking of Kamila Harris' communist tyranny, first she's all about price control on groceries. Don't you love that? Her administration drives up the prices and don't waste my time telling me it's grocery store greed. And then in typical commie fashion, we'll sell you the cure. Price control, which if you heard last week's show, history has shown that that concept is always, and I mean always, met with disaster.
00:04:34
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She also says business owners who have patents can have them taken by and given to the government. South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem on Truth Social posted a video of Kamala Harris on November 22, 2019 in Muscatine, Iowa on C-SPAN when an audience member asks, can you really do that? Listen to her callous response. I will snatch their patent so that we will take over.
00:05:03
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if but can do that yes yes we can do that
00:05:15
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Anyone else simply tired of talking about the government? i don't care i'm tired my balls are low Pardon me from sounding like President Coloring Book, but the idea of everyday Americans talking regularly, often, about their government is simply a problem in and of itself. The government, ideally, should rarely be a topic of conversation. It should be one of those things that's there, but we forget about it. And perhaps that's the problem. The government has gone unchecked for so long, for too long, now we find ourselves in this predicament.
00:05:51
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We need government to enact and enforce laws that we the people vote upon, with our votes being cast for people of whom we expect to do their jobs that we, the people, have assigned quietly. That's it. We don't need them coming up with ways to improve our lives. We need them in emergencies. Keep the streets safe, the power on, and the roads in good shape.
00:06:14
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I mean, I'm just generally tired of bringing up just about any everyday topic and somehow the government has their hand or a say in it. trying to get involved in every single aspect of our lives. Gotta fill up? High gas prices are going to be mentioned and thus this administration. Gotta get groceries? Marvel at how few bags you have and then talk about this administration. Wanna buy a home? Same conversation. Car? Yep. Education? Then you get to worry about college campus safety and indoctrination for your child. It's an onslaught. I don't want less government. I want near zero government in my life.
00:06:53
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and I want accountability whenever and wherever I deem fit. That is how a republic works. The only people not affected by government interference and taxes are the ones in charge, the commies. Well, they need to go. Out of office and most importantly, out of this country. We're talking communists, the most reprehensible perpetrators of social and economic oppression. I've never known a man kind. And now this. And now for step two. Topic number two. It's time for highlights from the DNC Commie Fest.
00:07:27
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Let's start with Big Mike Obama, who tucked it back for the special occasion to throw rich people under the bus. She who took more than they needed. Big Mike Obama's Martha's Vineyard property, where Barack's lover was murdered, is worth 12 million bucks. The estate in D.C., 8.1 million. Hawaii property, 8.7 million. Big Mike's pantsuit, $2,580. and $1,075 to hold up that 200-pound manly frame in high heels. You had a lot of eyebrows for a chick anyway. The Democrats hate America, that's for sure. How do I know? A. I live and breathe. B. The DNC has armed guards, barbed wire, cement barricades, checkpoints, security cameras, drones, and hydraulic iron gates securing the convention. But keep our Mexican border wide open. There's that commie hypocrisy again. And now a few words from a couple of DNC attendees full of unity and tolerance. One is holding a primitively written sign on a piece of a cardboard that reads, rest in peace GOP 2023 killed by Trump. Headstone arrives November 6th. We will dance on your grave and piss on it too. That's your Democrat party amateurs. Remember, they want to stop hate. Oh, we ain't America. No, we don't. We hate you. We love America. We hate you.
00:08:48
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ah ah To be clear, he doesn't love America. He loves the stuff that he gets to use and take advantage of in America. He loves the free stuff his precious government lets him have. As for America, he doesn't love his fellow Americans, the history of the country, all that it has achieved against all odds and against what the rest of the world was doing almost 250 plus years ago.
00:09:12
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He doesn't love capitalism, which afforded him the Chicago Cubs World Series gear that he was wearing. Better watch who you're associating with so-called Democrats.
00:09:36
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So what would be the process of putting people through reeducation centers? So how would you do that? item of the above we need to do so Oh, please, slow down with all the critical thinking. The interviewer barely finished his question, and she hit the feelings buzzer. Yes, yes, put him in reeducation camps. Followed with, I don't know, but we need to do something. So she's adamant about doing something. She just doesn't know what or how.
00:10:02
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She doesn't know, but I'm sure she's confident that her precious, all-carrying government will do something for her on her behalf that she will agree with because she loves the Communist Party. The Party protects her feelings, not her interests, not America's interests, her personal feelings. And for commies, that's enough. Then you have Michigan State Senator Mallory McMorrow with her commie plot reveal. She said Trump would become a dictator and would weaponize the Department of Justice to go after his political opponents and even turn the FBI into his own personal police force. Man, I bet the commies that wrote that were laughing their asses off. You know they were saying they won't even notice this we've been doing this exact same plan.
00:10:56
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Then you bring it all together with a drive-through abortion slash vasectomy kiosk, so to speak, 100,000 plus anti-Semitic Palestine protesters, speakers that accuse the other side of the very treasonous and corrupt activity that they themselves are committing, and you have the makings of the DNC overall vibe. Joy! that everything is powerful And by the way, if you're worried about those protesters, don't Cook County state's attorney preemptively announced that the DNC protesters would not be prosecuted. And by the way, why do most protesters during the George Floyd riots and suddenly the pro Palestinian protesters, mostly college kids, always cover their faces?
00:11:33
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Man, those protests must be super spreader events or they're cowards. None of these cowards give their names or go without a face covering of some kind. Last time I checked, if you're protesting something or are for a certain cause, if you're so hell-bent on your convictions, then show your faces, cowards.
00:11:53
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Alert Pro threw the bum out on Truth Social summed it up nicely. He said, The party that likes walls around the convention, but not at our border. The party that demands IDs to go in and vote at the convention, but no IDs for our election. The party that cries out for democracy, but appoints a candidate that no one voted for.
00:12:14
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And you're okay with that, Democrats. Your standards are such that you're okay with being told who you will support and what's more, you're okay with the hypocrisy. For now, as long as it gets you what you want. You're a bad person and will make a horrible parent if you're not already one. What's worse is that you already know that. But you'll go against your moral compass anyway in an effort to keep favor with fellow commies who would sell you out the second they got the chance.
00:12:43
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And now the highlight of the DNC, the impassioned rendition of the national anthem by the Women's Caucus. This is Six Women, Pro Nation. And don't worry, I will not play the whole thing.
00:13:25
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Okay, bye stop making noise it sounds like you're killing a single with a bagpipe
00:13:34
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I really hate social media, but you can follow and yell at me there. And when you subscribe to the show, you'll get previews throughout the week from this weekly news social commentary podcast magazine. Don't forget to share, comment, cry, fall in love. My website has all my social media links. All of carton three pro things are on the way, but first, this week in Trump assassination attempt news on topic number three next.
00:14:03
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There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years. A sense of entitlement. A constant need for attention. Ironically, coupled with the need to be left alone. A desire to be treated the same as everyone else. Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly. Introducing the book, Ameter Nation. The de decline of common sense, manners, and social skills. the Second edition. Inside you'll read, The amateur mission statement. The 30 truths about amateurs. The four stages of being an amateur. Amateur habitats and history. Social media plus me, me, me equals amateur. Technology and amateur behavior. With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh out loud real life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by amateur nation every day. Download the expanded second edition of the e-book amateur nation. The decline of common sense manners and social skills. The second expanded edition, available now. Be a pro. Go to Amazon. Type amateur nation. The honor and remember flag is a nationally recognized symbol that sends a message of appreciation for the sacrifice made by our fallen heroes and their families.
00:15:12
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The flag flies at many NASCAR races around the country and you can help honor our nation's fallen military members and remember the eternal sacrifice of their service by flying the flag too. Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more. Together we remember them all.
00:15:39
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We got a thing called freedom of speech. And a man can say any dumbass thing he wants. Now dig this. Alright, now step three. Topic number three. Hit me!
00:15:53
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It's time for This Week in Trump Assassination Attempt News. um The Trump assassination attempt story gets murkier as Thomas Matthews Crook, you know, the Patsy used by the commies to upend Earth. Turns out he's used foreign encrypted messaging accounts. Seems like something a 20-year-old could and would do on his own. And to that order, Alert Pro Mike Benz on X said, Kinda weird a 20-year-old kid in Pennsylvania shooting guns at the same gun range used by Department of Homeland Security agents had an encrypted messaging account in Belgium, NATO's headquarters.
00:16:29
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Speaking of the governmental cover-up of Trump's assassination attempt, turns out acting, and I do mean acting, FBI Director Roe was lying when he said that no resources were ever withheld in protecting President Trump. Well, guess what? A whistleblower told Senator Josh Hawley that Secret Service agents were instructed NOT to request additional manpower, including a warning that such requests would be denied.
00:16:54
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Don't worry, five Secret Service agents are still on leave. Remember when you had your job and your boss almost got killed due to gross incompetence and criminal corruption on your watch and you got placed on leave while they talked it over? Wait a minute, you're being sarcastic.
00:17:10
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And speaking of Secret Service, first the commies deny RFK Junior Secret Service protection and now Jill Stein, the 2024 presidential candidate for the Green Party, is being kept off the ballot in many states. She went on to say they should call themselves the anti-democratic party.
00:17:28
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That sound you hear is the sound of democracy being saved. Question, what reason other than cheating could the commies have to keep others from taking away votes? and If the United States government did it, I'm sure they had a good reason.
00:17:49
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It's all a la carte time, here we go. um Enough with smash burgers. Oh, you mean a burger. As if the act of flattening out a patty affects taste, as opposed to those spherical burgers you normally eat. New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy is canceling $100 million dollars in medical debt for almost 50,000 residents. Yes, he's canceling their debt and adding to your tax debt, rest of America.
00:18:15
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Stephen Ireland, the founder of Educate and Celebrate, a British pride group, is facing more than 30 charges of child sex crimes, including sexual assault, six counts of conspiracy to sexually assault a child, conspiracy to kidnap a child, voyeurism, making indecent photographs of children, arranging the commission of a child's sex offense and possession of an extreme pornographic image. He's probably just a map, right? No, I won't explain it to you because it's insulting to any sane person's intelligence. i love children Have you driven a Ford EV lately? Well, you won't. Ford is dropping their all-electric three-row SUV, and they'll lose $5.5 billion. dollars That should make the anti-capitalist happy, yes. But on the other hand, they're sad because no more EVs from Ford. It's hard sometimes to decide what to hate, isn't it, amateurs? It's an electric car, and it's very good for the environment.
00:19:11
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The shit show that continues to be coming for you has their San Francisco D.A. Brooke Jenkins on the hot seat for hiring her bestie as chief of staff, except for the part that she had zero experience and had no law degree. It went great to the tune of three hundred thousand dollars a year.
00:19:30
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By the way, how's that crime in San Francisco? California is just not a safe place. And finally, in Kamala Harris news, Kamala's dance card is too full to debate Trump on Fox. So, like her predecessor, she quit. What's more, Kamala Harris has required her staff to be up to date on COVID-19 untested gene experiments. Wouldn't it just be easier to have them killed? You know Hillary. Well, let's go kill them. Time now for three pro things, three things that are done right. Number one. Okay, the metal band Steel Panther. Now I have played Steel Panther on the show before and I know three of the members of the band from my radio days in northeast Ohio. Not saying I'm friends with them, but they were acquaintances of mine back in my radio days. But since then, one of the guys left bassist Lexi Fox and was replaced by Joe Spider-Lester.
00:20:22
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I have seen them perform live and I had a great time. Lately, I'm watching their videos over and over and over again. I'm fascinated by the musicianship, the catchiness, the anthemic songs and the catchy guitar riffs, but also the true entertaining and showmanship they bring to their performances. Nothing has left a chance, but it all seems spontaneous.
00:20:44
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More bands back in the mid 80s and early 90s that were considered hair metal would have had more success if they had just had a sense of humor about themselves. I think a lot of them would have stuck around longer. Now fair warning, songs by Steel Panther and especially the videos are indeed filthy.
00:20:59
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There's nudity, there's lewdness, but it's so over the top and it's absolutely tongue-in-cheek parodying the lifestyle of those types of bands of that era. Their lyrics are direct. There's no flowery similes or metaphors. They just say it. But, and here's where the pro thing really comes into play. If you want to get out some aggression and relieve some stress, listen carefully. I think Steel Panther is the perfect band for that.
00:21:24
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The metal is legit. The guitar riffs are legit. The bass, the drums. Michael Starr is a killer voice. He's got range and power, but the guy who steals every video is guitarist Russ Parrish, who used to be in the band called Out of the Blue, ah one of my favorite Northeast Ohio bands. Then he went to Rob Halford of Judas Priest fame, his band Fight, and then to steal Panther. He's got guitar chops and comedic range. If you're feeling stressed,
00:21:52
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You got the aggression of the metal and the comedy of the lyrics. And then you watch the videos. They're so over the top. So again, if you're squeamish or you have kids, don't watch the videos, but to have some good adult fun, do yourself a favor and listen to anything by Steel Panther. I'm fascinated with this video for the song, Let's Get High Tonight, because there's an original version that includes the band as they normally look, and that of course is in costume. Then they have a death metal version And then a boy band version of themselves. Same song, three video versions, all uniquely brilliant. I love that they take risks. They dove in with both feet. Other favorite songs of mine include Friends with Benefits, Heavy Metal Rules, and Fuck Everybody, which has been on three pro things in the past.
00:22:44
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Yep, there it is right there. Many bands with this much talent wouldn't lower themselves to just be a party band, but they're not beholden to record labels and radio censorship. Okay, I've talked about them enough. Steel Panther on YouTube and iTunes. Check them out. Number two. um Get this from the old TV show, The Andy Griffith Show, found by Alert Pro Jessica Foltz.
00:23:11
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When Barney told Andy he should just let Opie decide for himself how he wanted to live. His dad, Andy, had these words of wisdom. No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a youngin' decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it's hard to convince him that other things might look better in the long run.
00:23:40
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All a parent can do is say, wait and trust me and try to keep the temptation away. Parents, think about the first time or next time your underage child decides he or she isn't who he or she really is and wants to undergo gender affirming care. Number three.
00:24:04
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Why would anyone ever vote for Donald Trump, said amateur nation? Why would anyone vote for Kamala Harris, said pro nation? This audio mic dropped from alert pro Cory Yeshua on Instagram. Here we have a middle aged man answering a question from a Democrat liberal millennial. And that question is, why are you voting for Trump? yeah wendy I'll be happy to answer that for you as somebody that is a former Democrat.
00:24:32
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I'm a two-time bone cancer survivor. I voted for Obama Biden in 2008 based on Obamacare. And then when Obamacare was implemented, I promptly lost my insurance. I could not keep my plan. I could not keep my doctor. That put me in a tailspin of losing insurance. And then on top of that, I got penalized for not having insurance that I could no longer afford. And that was pre-Donald Trump political career. That had nothing to do with Donald Trump.
00:25:01
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That had to do with the Democratic Party leaving me behind, even though I voted for them. And I come along to 2016. Donald Trump campaigns on getting rid of the penalty for no insurance. And he did that. Helped my family out and me specifically. Then he campaigned on tax cuts. He did that.
00:25:24
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I got a tax cut. My employer got a tax cut. My employer then gave all 200,000 plus employees raises because the tax burden on them was less. Now, ironically enough, that company was Costco, a very liberal company that backed Hillary Clinton in the election. Not only did they give all employees raises, which mine was $3 an hour back in 2018, they raised the minimum wage from $12 an hour to $15 an hour.
00:25:54
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because they specifically said the tax breaks. Donald Trump delivered on that. And there wasn't a single Democrat that voted for you and I to have more of our own money we earn. One of the people that that cast a vote no was a senator from California named Kamala Harris. We got did not get into any new conflicts.
00:26:20
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Our president set foot in North Korea. I don't know if you know how big that is. But the one thing I want to ask you is this. You look young, which means you're probably still on your mom and dad's insurance. So you've never had to face that dilemma as a parent or as an adult. Also, you probably don't own a home.
00:26:44
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And if you don't know the difference between a three sub 3% mortgage rate versus a nearly 8% mortgage rate under Biden, then you simply don't understand why anybody could ever vote for Donald Trump. To me, since I know how how that works, my bigger question is why on earth would anybody vote for Kamala Harris?
00:27:09
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because she's sitting here saying no tax on tips. But yet in 2023, her and Biden passed a bill and she was the deciding vote to make this a bill where you had a new way of reporting taxes on tips. And they also were gonna hire 87,000 new IRS agents to audit us to make sure the government got more of our money.
00:27:34
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Now she's saying this, just like she said she's gonna protect women's reproductive rights, which got turned over under her and Biden. They could have codified it, they didn't. That's why I'm voting for Donald Trump, because he has a history of doing what he says versus Kamala Harris having a history of saying shit and not do anything about it. That's why I'm voting for Donald Trump, because of the history we have,
00:28:04
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to look back on. A good economy, good job growth, America was doing great before pre-COVID, and COVID would have ruined any president. I don't understand why anybody would vote for Kamala Harris. Can you answer that one for me? Oh, I can answer that, actually. Either A, she's a woman, or B, she's black-ish, kinda, or C, A and B.
00:28:31
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Critical thinking, history, or the fact that she's been in office for three and a half years and has literally done nothing doesn't seem to play a factor. Stay tuned because at the conclusion of this episode, I will quickly bullet point the list of Kamala Harris' accomplishments while in office.
00:28:49
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2024 is the year of the great resist. Make your voice and your votes heard. Ever vocal? Never silent, fellow pros. Please subscribe to this show and find all my social media links when you go to LouSantini.com. Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda. Again, I'll be listing Kamala Harris's accomplishments at the end of this episode, so stay tuned. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement. Remember amateurs, we see you. You're not at home.
00:29:18
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Don't do life wrong. GoPro. Don't be an amateur. For Amateur Nation, I'm Lou Santini and this is a major production.
00:29:34
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Oh, we hate America? No, we don't. We hate you. We love America. We hate you. Hi, bros. Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation. My dry bar comedy special, Amateur Nation, is now available. And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, And you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week. DriveOurComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement. And now, let's dive in. A list of Kamala Harris' accomplishments.
00:30:37
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Well, we're waiting.