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PATREON SNEAK PEEK - Ep 158: The Long Kiss Goodnight - Month of Action!

Bad Movies Worse People
Bad Movies Worse People

60 plays · Jul 18, 2025

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Speaker: Hey listeners, it's July. It's the month of action and over on patreon.com slash worst people the month of action continues with this great mental health exclusive patreon episode about the long kiss good night by Rennie Harlan starring Gina Davis and Sam Jackson this movie fucking rules and here's a little sneak peek of our episode about the long kiss good night.

Speaker: You've been chosen as part of an elite task force for the month of action.

Speaker: um But she breaks his neck. She's licking the pie off her fingers as her husband walks in. She's just like, chefs do that. Chefs do that too. And as a person who worked in a kitchen, Jack, do chefs and indeed do that?

Speaker: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. If you interrupt their thousand yard stair cigarette, they need that. That's them rebooting. If you try and fuck up a computer when it's rebooting, it's not going to perform well.

Speaker: ah You're charged with murder? Okay, what was the scenario here? Well, I was outside having my cigarette after a really busy dinner service. Okay, say no more. I came out started talking to me. Say no more. ah Not guilty. um If I, in fact, may approach the bench, when he did, in fact, hit him in the face with a pie, he said, no more Mr. Pie Guy, and then he dropped him. So I think on the the one-liner alone should be a little bit of leniency.

Speaker: ah Sustained. Thank you. We are overjoyed. Sam Jackson showed up during the hullabaloo and he helped Caitlin ah because she this is when she tossed her out the window. Yeah, she goes through the wall. The dude fired the rocket launcher at Caitlin and i guess it wasn't a window, it was a hole in the wall. hole in the wall. Gina Davis just picked her up and was like...

Speaker: who Tally-ho. And ah Little Miss Zima did say that she definitely got pulled. Little Miss Zima sounds like a product they're trying to get little kids drunk with. yeah For my 13th birthday party, I asked my parents for Little Miss Zima.

Speaker: It's only half a percent alcohol, so it doesn't count. But if I drink 10 of them, I still get a little bit weird. I want to do dance parties. So she was saying that she loved doing all of her own stunts. Like she did have a stunt person, which was a smaller, ah what what little person. little little person um That also did her stunt for heat.

Speaker: She was like, I loved having the wires just throat like drag me into the other wall. like yeah dude at that age would have had a great time now I'd probably die but ah Little Miss Zima is what Chris Hansen was catching people bringing to parties ah is that Little Miss Zima I see right there have a seat right here let's crack open one of those Little Miss Zimas have a seat right here it said appears you brought some wine coolers with you oh no these are just Little Miss Zima Oh, that actually is much, much worse. Have a seat.

Speaker: So she goes off with Sam Jackson to learn more about her past because he claims he's a private detective. I guess he kind of is. He's just a private detective who also robs people. We find out he used to be a cop.

Speaker: And ah his assistant did some work that like nobody else was able to do. Found a place that she used to rent. And the old lady that owned the place couldn't get rid of her stuff because she liked her so much. Yeah. So, I mean, Sam Adams is not a good detective. Sam Jackson.

Speaker: No, like Sam Jackson probably trying to grift her, but homegirl's doing work. He'll get you drunk. Drink my fucking beer. No, I'm not yelling. This is how I talk.

Speaker: She gets there and finds like her old suitcase, and there's a false bottom in there and a whole bunch of guns. woo And Jack started shooting because it was Geena Davis and a suitcase full of guns. i could Yeah. do i I mean, it's really just the one.

Speaker: She just puts together a gun and watch her do that. I did that on Andor also. it's like It's like a bunch of guns. No, it's just all the parts of one gun. it it's it's It's a big sniper and ah and a fucking knife. That's all she needs, dude.

Speaker: She does almost shoot Mitch when he comes walking in the room, which is really funny because he just busts in and she flips around. and Because she woke up from a nightmare screaming and he he's like, I heard a woman screaming. So I came in. Whoa, and shot this wall, which looks like it's made out of mice hair.

Speaker: Oh, this is where we get her conversation with Charlie and then Charlie like cuts when she's dreaming and then Charlie like slits her throat and that's why she wakes up going, Yeah.

Speaker: She starts telling him about it what's going on in her dreams. And she's like, it's like I'm trapped in prison. You don't know what that's like. he Yes, the fuck I do. I did four years inside and I'm not going back. Dude, his stare.

Speaker: He's so good in this movie. He's having fun. Yes, he He does that black snake moan look to her. Like, he's like, I'm not going back. Twitchy eye and shit. like Black snake moan look is a good way to describe it

Speaker: And if you don't know what i'm talking about, just Google Black Snake Moan. It'll be the first picture you see. Yeah, absolutely. You've probably actually had somebody send you this fucking meme and just never knew the the the origin.

Speaker: um So they go to the train station to meet Waldman. That's when he's got the the keys in my left packet, the guns in my right. Mm-hmm. Da-na-na-na-na. Da-na-na-na.

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