“No Bidens Were Eaten During the Making of This Episode”

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Speaker: There's been an odd shift in human behavior over the last 15 plus years.

Speaker: A sense of entitlement.

Speaker: A constant need for attention.

Speaker: Ironically coupled with the need to be left alone.

Speaker: A desire to be treated the same as everyone else.

Speaker: Stupidly combined with the mindset of, I'm special, so treat me accordingly.

Speaker: Introducing the book, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.

Speaker: The Second Edition.

Speaker: Inside, you'll read the amateur mission statement.

Speaker: The 30 Truths About Amateurs.

Speaker: The Four Stages of Being an Amateur.

Speaker: Amateur Habitats and History.

Speaker: Social Media Plus Me, Me, Me Equals Amateur.

Speaker: Technology and Amateur Behavior.

Speaker: With dozens of real funny photos, weird signs, and laugh-out-loud real-life accounts and actual conversations vividly showing how us pros are surrounded by Amateur Nation every day.

Speaker: Download the expanded second edition of the e-book, Amateur Nation, The Decline of Common Sense Manners and Social Skills.

Speaker: The second expanded edition available now.

Speaker: Be a pro.

Speaker: Go to Amazon.

Speaker: Type Amateur Nation.

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Speaker: Okay, let's all shut up, please.

Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: The podcast you are about to hear is often based on true events and people.

Speaker: It chronicles the dialogue and actions of random, anonymous, obnoxious, self-entitled, unintelligent, self-centered idiots.

Speaker: Attention whores, ignoramacists, dolts, clods, nimrods, douches, weirdos, drama queens, overly sensitive crybabies, and people who think they are better, more important, and special than the rest of us.

Speaker: In one word, amateurs.

Speaker: Hmm.

Speaker: It's Amateur Nation with Lou Santini.

Speaker: Because I'm the man.

Speaker: Damn straight.

Speaker: We call attention to and call out the amateurs.

Speaker: The people who are doing life wrong.

Speaker: The speed bumps of life.

Speaker: The people that are in your way every day.

Speaker: The unintelligent, obnoxious, attention-whoring, self-entitled drama queen victim types who chip away at the moments of your life due to no self-awareness, common sense, manners, or social skills and are disturbing the flow of the pros.

Speaker: Hi, Mom.

Speaker: Oh, hey, Lou.

Speaker: Amateur Nation, it's not just a podcast, it's a movement.

Speaker: This is episode 276.

Speaker: No Bidens were eaten during the making of this episode.

Speaker: On today's episode, government-manufactured mental illness, including when furries attack, abortion pill robots, and gender season.

Speaker: Give us your poor, your tired, your illegals, your criminals, and your votes.

Speaker: And if you or a member of your family were a victim to cannibals, you may be entitled to compensation.

Speaker: Then we finish off any amateurs who might be listening in the a la carte segment, and we close the show with three things done right on 3 Pro Things.

Speaker: Shouts out to Pro Nation first.

Speaker: Your Pro Post of the Week by Bertrand Russell.

Speaker: When asked how fascism starts, he said, first they fascinate the fools, then they muzzle the intelligent.

Speaker: Things by which the fools, or amateurs, are fascinated.

Speaker: Trans crap.

Speaker: Various man-made natural disasters.

Speaker: The climate change hoax.

Speaker: COVID and the corresponding hoax.

Speaker: Vaccines and the corresponding hoax.

Speaker: Taylor Swift and other entertainment news that isn't newsworthy.

Speaker: As opposed to, oh, I don't know, a major player in the music industry being accused of human trafficking.

Speaker: Sports, pronouns, the latest gender identity, the latest sexuality, Ukraine, BLM, George Floyd, LGBTQIA%, dollar sign, attention, Palestine,

Speaker: Just a short list.

Speaker: And the intelligent that is muzzled?

Speaker: Well, that's you in ProNation listening to this podcast, being muzzled with censorship, cancel culture, the FBI and IRS invading your privacy, overregulation and overreach by your tyrannical Biden administration.

Speaker: That's Communism 101.

Speaker: Here's what's happening in Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Step one.

Speaker: Topic number one.

Speaker: And you can see and hear it every day in Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Now, I'm going to do this topic backwards.

Speaker: First, some theories as to the how and the why are amateurs so mentally ill.

Speaker: Then the fun part, making fun of actual amateurs.

Speaker: I'd like to introduce this topic with some audio from PragerU's Dennis Prager that speaks of the mentally ill Amateur Nation population.

Speaker: Oh.

Speaker: You can't get more absurd.

Speaker: It is not possible.

Speaker: And half the society now believes that.

Speaker: We are living in an age of chaos.

Speaker: Pure chaos.

Speaker: The left is living and creating chaos.

Speaker: men give birth you know a norwegian lesbian is now on trial in norway for saying men cannot be lesbians she faces a three-year sentence of hate speech for saying men cannot be lesbians you know how sick that is men can be lesbians are you out of your minds yes they are

Speaker: We are living in the age of chaos, and you know what produces it?

Speaker: Of course, the left does, but something deeper, secularism.

Speaker: A lot of you may not be religious, but I need you to understand something.

Speaker: The post-Judeo-Christian world is a world of chaos.

Speaker: That is the inevitable, inevitable.

Speaker: Okay, to that order, Charlie Kirk recently posted his theories as to why anxiety and depression is spiking amongst young people.

Speaker: He says maybe it's that children were locked up inside for more than a year to save them from a virus that never even threatened them.

Speaker: Maybe it's that they're encouraged to collect mental illnesses and infirmities like their Pokemon.

Speaker: That's a big one.

Speaker: I've talked about this in my book and on this show.

Speaker: It's like people's identity is their pain, their depression, their anguish, their persecution.

Speaker: He also goes on to say maybe it's that they're forced to spend eight hours a day in classes whose chief concern is feeding them politics instead of knowledge.

Speaker: Maybe it's that they know exploding housing and college costs make a middle class lifestyle virtually impossible to obtain in the near future.

Speaker: Maybe it's that their teachers and doctors respond to the ordinary challenges of growing up by offering to mutilate them.

Speaker: And to that order, gee, here comes another bad outside influence on young Americans.

Speaker: Resume Builder noted that 13% of Gen Zers said they decided to work less and put in less effort at work because of advice on TikTok.

Speaker: And finally, here's Jordan Peterson on Bill Maher's show with how amateurs are indoctrinated and programmed at a young age.

Speaker: It's because people have bought this idiot metamarxism, which is that the way to look at every social relationship that people ever have is through the lens of power.

Speaker: And that is, we can put that squarely at the feet of the universities as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker: You know, marriage is a patriarchal institution and business is nothing but oppression and you have to view every single situation that emerged historically as oppressor versus oppressed.

Speaker: And then once you get that, which you can get in about two minutes if you sit in the course that teaches that sort of thing,

Speaker: you have a lens to moralize about the whole world through.

Speaker: And then you see the situation is that the leftists have already decided the Palestinians are the victims.

Speaker: And as you pointed out, if you're a victim, then you're morally righteous.

Speaker: And even more conveniently, if you stand for the victim, then you're morally righteous, regardless of what you do with your own life.

Speaker: And that's pretty much what university students are taught from the time they enter the university classroom.

Speaker: And that's how they, you know, orient themselves morally.

Speaker: And that's at the hands of the radical left.

Speaker: too bill and one of the things the democrats also have to pay the price for i would say is their absolute refusal to draw a line between the moderate democrats and the extremists they're completely incapable of doing that like i've talked to 40 senators and congressmen in the last five years i asked them all the same question including rfk he wouldn't answer either when does the left go too far well we certainly bloody well saw it the last month didn't we because they got the oppressor oppressive narrative a little mucked up we might say

Speaker: And now the fun part, making fun of the examples of these amateurs, starting with Jennifer Garner's and Ben Affleck's 15-year-old stepdaughter, Serafina Rose.

Speaker: She is now a he, says she.

Speaker: And don't call her Serafina, a beautiful name, frankly.

Speaker: Call her Finn.

Speaker: You know, the trite French word you see at the end of horrible foreign films?

Speaker: It means end.

Speaker: End.

Speaker: Here's the best part.

Speaker: This spoiled, needy, attention-starved, entitled, and frankly rude and inconsiderate child made that announcement at her grandfather's funeral.

Speaker: Surprise, motherfucker.

Speaker: I'm sure the rest of the mourners weren't aghast at all.

Speaker: I want somebody to pay a little attention to me.

Speaker: By the way, Ben Affleck's stepdaughter with Jennifer Lopez also uses gender-neutral pronouns.

Speaker: Well, if you ask me, you've got too much imagination.

Speaker: Everything's all loop-de-loops and flibberty-jibbit.

Speaker: I wonder why Ben keeps battling alcohol.

Speaker: Two mentally ill children and one crazy fat ass on again off again ex-wife slash girlfriend combined with what he knows about Harvey Weinstein and the rest of the pedophilic Hollywood elite.

Speaker: That's got to take a toll on a man.

Speaker: Raise your hand if you don't trust the CDC, FDA, NIH and or WHO.

Speaker: Wouldn't you much rather take your medical and birth control advice from random amateur millennial protesters?

Speaker: Here's audio courtesy of the Daily Signal of an amateur female at a protest outside the Supreme Court.

Speaker: So these pro-abortion girls claim that abortion drugs are safe, saying they took the pills at the actual protest.

Speaker: They're actually dispensing abortion drugs to fellow protesters via an abortion pill robot.

Speaker: That's how I like to get my non-over-the-counter medicine.

Speaker: Listen to all the technical, complicated medical knowledge they're throwing down.

Speaker: This is our abortion pill robot.

Speaker: We did a demonstration this morning where we dispensed mythopristone.

Speaker: One of the people in our group took the pill to demonstrate how safe it is.

Speaker: They took the pill right here.

Speaker: There are doctors who are really operating these robots that are counseling patients and are legally allowed to prescribe it for Pristones.

Speaker: That's why multiple people from our organization have taken the pills and they've been counseled by a physician who's providing them.

Speaker: And multiple people here today have taken them that aren't pregnant?

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: Is there any kind of health effects from that?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: No?

Speaker: That's the point of the demonstration, to show that it's safe.

Speaker: It's a progesterone blocker.

Speaker: Okay, so it's just safe to take whenever?

Speaker: It's not for any reason.

Speaker: I legitimately asked you guys, is it safe to take any time?

Speaker: Because you just said someone took it this morning that wasn't pregnant.

Speaker: I mean, they took it to demonstrate that it's safe.

Speaker: You shouldn't just take it every day for no reason.

Speaker: See?

Speaker: She took it just now.

Speaker: Because as we all know, most allergic or adverse reactions to medicine happen in seconds.

Speaker: If it's long term, put it this way, if you don't get sick or die immediately, then all clear.

Speaker: Be yourself.

Speaker: Tonight on When Furries Attack.

Speaker: Recently, students walked out of a school in the Nebo School District in Utah to protest the school for allowing furries to terrorize other students.

Speaker: Now, here's some audio of a man interviewing very, let's just say, energetic school kids who have plenty of reason to be energetic.

Speaker: These are little kids.

Speaker: I'm guessing elementary and or middle schoolers.

Speaker: Now, I did my best to clean up everyone talking over each other since these kids are rightfully upset.

Speaker: Listen to these details of assault, indifference, and outright insanity by the school employees.

Speaker: So are they wearing a mask every day?

Speaker: Yes!

Speaker: But every time they go, they're always just wearing a mask, but the principal finally stood up and banned those stuff.

Speaker: But they still wear them every day.

Speaker: And they don't get in trouble.

Speaker: The principal doesn't make them get in trouble.

Speaker: All the principal says is just be kind, be nice.

Speaker: What's the point of dressing up like a furry?

Speaker: So people can come at them and just look at them and think that they're so cool.

Speaker: They attack us.

Speaker: They bite us and we just kick them.

Speaker: We get in trouble.

Speaker: They attack us.

Speaker: They attack us and we get in trouble.

Speaker: How else do they attack you guys?

Speaker: They either bite us, they scratch us.

Speaker: Why are they spraying with Febreze?

Speaker: And there's a rumor that they were putting litter boxes in the girls' bathroom.

Speaker: They were putting litter boxes.

Speaker: I heard that was just a rumor.

Speaker: No, it's true.

Speaker: Is this something you've seen?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So we can't talk or say anything to the furries or even look at them, but they can come look at us and they can say stuff to us and touch us.

Speaker: And they can get in trouble, but we get in trouble.

Speaker: Interesting.

Speaker: That sounds like a double standard to me.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: A. Good job, parents.

Speaker: Your kid, remember, the one who is expressing him or herself as a toddler, is now a mentally ill assaulting student.

Speaker: B. Fire the staff.

Speaker: Clean house.

Speaker: Um.

Speaker: I guess school safety is an issue.

Speaker: It involves a school shooting, but that's about it.

Speaker: Speaking of school shootings, the Amateur Nation Mental Illness Express rolls on where we find Andrea Yee of Rockville, Maryland, a transgender person who goes by Alex, recently arrested for plotting to shoot up two elementary schools.

Speaker: Luckily, she left a 129-page manifesto detailing her plans that mainstream media will never report.

Speaker: Included are such inclusive and tolerant sentiments like, I have also considered shooting up my former elementary school because little kids make easier targets.

Speaker: Go to hell!

Speaker: Good riddance.

Speaker: You've heard the expression, that person's mood changes more often than his or her underwear.

Speaker: And his loyalty is whatever way the wind blows.

Speaker: You've heard those expressions.

Speaker: Introducing gender that changes based on the season.

Speaker: That's right, gender season.

Speaker: The newest insanity made up by Amateur Nation.

Speaker: However, there is a gender identity that is linked to the seasons.

Speaker: This is called gender season.

Speaker: And this is a gender identity I've only just learned about.

Speaker: It's a micro identity.

Speaker: It's not an identity that I have ever heard discussed before.

Speaker: It's a new one for me.

Speaker: Gender season explores the gender identity in relation to a season or all the seasons.

Speaker: So this might be somebody whose gender expression and identity is linked to one season, so for example, winter.

Speaker: Or this might be somebody whose gender identity and expression changes depending on the season.

Speaker: Raise your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

Speaker: Oh, and I thought it was called who caresness.

Speaker: Government manufactured mental illness.

Speaker: Did I just coin a new term?

Speaker: What would you call the last 15 years with furries, the transgender movement?

Speaker: Crying videos on TikTok, untested gene experiments, shutdowns, masks, etc.

Speaker: It's government manufactured mental illness or gimme.

Speaker: How's that for marketing, Capitol Hill?

Speaker: Anyway, this government-manufactured mental illness isn't just for us civilians.

Speaker: Even the upper crust of our military has it.

Speaker: This clip is a couple months old, but point still proven.

Speaker: I'm Admiral Rachel Levine.

Speaker: She had a lot of eyebrows for a chick anyway.

Speaker: No, you're Richard Levine.

Speaker: Dick, for short.

Speaker: There's irony.

Speaker: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Speaker: This Black History Month, I'm pleased to partner with OMH in advancing better health through better understanding for black communities.

Speaker: Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on the physical and mental health of black communities.

Speaker: Explain.

Speaker: Examples.

Speaker: Facts.

Speaker: Figures.

Speaker: Now.

Speaker: Feel insulted yet, black communities?

Speaker: No?

Speaker: Still going to vote where that D is on your ballot?

Speaker: That is, if you can somehow manage to get an ID.

Speaker: Remember, you're stupid and incapable.

Speaker: Wait a minute.

Speaker: That sounds like an insult.

Speaker: No, I was being facetious.

Speaker: Black Americans are more likely than white Americans to live in areas and housing that increase their susceptibility to climate-related health issues.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: And your plan is to do what?

Speaker: Help these poor black families that are put in harm's way to move to Beverly Hills?

Speaker: Oh, please.

Speaker: Send them a check for compensation like in a class action lawsuit.

Speaker: Or, or, force the companies that might be causing more pollution, sorry, climate change than average, to clean up their acts.

Speaker: Oh, wait, all that money goes to Ukraine.

Speaker: My bad.

Speaker: Remember, that video was during Black History Month.

Speaker: It's been two months.

Speaker: Any black community members noticing improvements in their health?

Speaker: Of course not.

Speaker: It's lip service, and that's all it is.

Speaker: You know, I get flack now and then about calling amateurs amateurs, among other names, when I mention their amateur behavior.

Speaker: Do you really need to resort to name-calling, Lou?

Speaker: Look, amateurs don't like facts.

Speaker: They ignore facts.

Speaker: They hate facts.

Speaker: Amateurs' life support is all about their feelings, usually hate.

Speaker: So, despite each episode having facts to support pronation and common sense and logic, yeah, along with facts, there is some name-calling.

Speaker: Because I'm appealing...

Speaker: to the only thing amateurs understand, emotion.

Speaker: Since amateurs rarely learn, and we've seen no evidence of amateurs changing and ignoring these drains on society doesn't improve society, well, then name-calling it is in hopes they spaz out and run for their safe spaces.

Speaker: Good.

Speaker: And now this.

Speaker: And now for step two.

Speaker: Topic number two.

Speaker: This administration cares more for illegal aliens than Americans.

Speaker: and illegal minorities than American minorities.

Speaker: So let's start this topic with a pro thing.

Speaker: That is this MAGA hat wearing Chicago woman going after Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson face to face for requesting more money for illegal aliens during a city hall meeting.

Speaker: P. Ray of the 37th Ward, Chicago Red is our organization.

Speaker: Because we started this session with a prayer, I want to start my comment with a scripture.

Speaker: 1 Timothy 5 and 8 says, but if any...

Speaker: provide not for his own and specifically for those of his own house he has denied the face and is worse than an infidel so i want to talk to y'all today about not going to hell in the 37th war there was a family the jones family amari a jones was standing in her family building that they've owned for 40 years doing a tick tock dance with her mother a bullet came through the window hit her in the neck she fell to the ground in front of her mother and bled to death

Speaker: A month ago on the Chicago mugshot page, her mother was on that page.

Speaker: Her mother had on her daughter's rest in peace t-shirt.

Speaker: She washed it so many times that it was completely faded out.

Speaker: She was completely hot out of her mind and the charge was possession.

Speaker: The first $51 million that this council gave to the migrants came from the opioid settlement fund.

Speaker: I am here on behalf of the Jones family, on behalf of the 37th Ward, on behalf of Black Chicago, on behalf of the entire city to ask you all to vote no and put that money back in the opioid settlement fund.

Speaker: We need that money in my neighborhood.

Speaker: We need that on my block.

Speaker: That woman should not be at Cook County jail because she's grieving over a random act of violence that caused her to lose her child in front of her face when the city of Chicago has millions upon millions upon millions of dollars to give to people who ain't paid a dime into the tax base.

Speaker: We've been in my building for 52 years.

Speaker: We've got to pay some more taxes.

Speaker: The Jones family has been in their building for 45 years, paying taxes every year on time.

Speaker: So I'm asking y'all to use our tax money for our people.

Speaker: We need it.

Speaker: We got people leaning.

Speaker: We got people rocking.

Speaker: We got overdosing.

Speaker: We got pass out lines.

Speaker: You live on the west side, Mayor Johnson.

Speaker: You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Speaker: We need the money for us.

Speaker: We need opioid treatment on the west side of Chicago.

Speaker: We are the headquarters of the cartel, and everybody in here knows it.

Speaker: They selling more drugs than the law can allow, and y'all giving money back to them because they traffic those people up here.

Speaker: So we paying them going and coming.

Speaker: Absolutely not.

Speaker: We pay too much.

Speaker: It costs too much money to live in this city.

Speaker: Help.

Speaker: Wanda Jones, help every other grieving mother who feels like she has to go get high to get over the loss of her child.

Speaker: This is a woman who lived in that house.

Speaker: She still sleeps in that living room where her daughter passed out and bled to death.

Speaker: So I'm asking y'all to say no, put these people on the back burner, and put the money back in the opioid fund.

Speaker: We need that money.

Speaker: Thank y'all.

Speaker: I don't want any of that California bullshit.

Speaker: Ah, California.

Speaker: Sunshine, polluted beaches, rampant vagrancy disguised as homelessness, political corruption, the stench of human feces in the air, highest taxes in America, out-of-control crime, pedophilic Hollywood running amok.

Speaker: Did I mention there, Sunshine?

Speaker: California is asshole.

Speaker: What have I been saying?

Speaker: I know amateurs hate facts, but in case they're listening, here's California Emperor Gavin Newsom in an audio medley courtesy of Amy for San Diego on Instagram, showing a timeline of Newsom's solving of the homeless crisis that they created.

Speaker: 2008.

Speaker: What we call a 10-year plan to end chronic homelessness in San Francisco.

Speaker: 2010.

Speaker: How are you going to solve homelessness?

Speaker: What are you going to do as a new mayor?

Speaker: And I said, well, what are you going to do?

Speaker: 2012.

Speaker: as quickly and humanely through emergency action.

Speaker: 2021.

Speaker: The highest investment the state's ever made is $1 billion on homelessness.

Speaker: We are poised to pass a budget in the next few hours that will provide $12 billion of investment.

Speaker: 2022.

Speaker: I can literally quantify 58,000 people that we got off the streets last year.

Speaker: 2023.

Speaker: This state has not made progress in the last two decades as it relates to homelessness.

Speaker: 2024.

Speaker: We're not interested in funding failure.

Speaker: We're not interested in failing more efficiently when it comes to the issue of homelessness and the crisis on the street.

Speaker: Unusual Wales reported that California has devoted $24 billion to homelessness programs the last five years.

Speaker: $24 billion.

Speaker: That's a day's donation to Ukraine.

Speaker: Since 2019,

Speaker: Drains on society rose by more than 20% to 181,000.

Speaker: Here's the best or worst part.

Speaker: The state audit shows the California Interagency Council on Homelessness hasn't maintained financial tracking since 2021.

Speaker: No accountability.

Speaker: By now, you've heard and or seen the pro-terrorist protests at Columbia University in New York.

Speaker: Columbia University business professor Shai Davidal, I think I'm saying this person's name right, demanded New York City Mayor Eric Adams to do something to snuff the anti-Israel student protests and anti-Semitism.

Speaker: And now Columbia has gone to remote classes because of the disruption.

Speaker: Free college, huh?

Speaker: get what you pay for.

Speaker: Protesting is a last resort after all proper channels have been exhausted.

Speaker: Unless of course you're the French or movie stars who've fallen on hard times and need attention.

Speaker: If you still had any doubt, which if you're a pro, you certainly don't.

Speaker: But as always, for any amateurs who might be listening, actually, let me restate that.

Speaker: If you, as an amateur, still think your community, your clan, your nation of amateurs still follow the path of tolerance, inclusion, and all the other DEI crap.

Speaker: This quote from a commie posing as a Democrat running for Congress in New York, as if they don't have enough problems, coming on the heels of yet another million dollars in blackmail money paid to Ukraine.

Speaker: He said this.

Speaker: Dear MAGA, send your regards to MAGA Mike, not me.

Speaker: It's a reference to House Speaker Mike Johnson.

Speaker: He loves freedom in Ukraine, too.

Speaker: You see, not even your leaders really like your sick, twisted, anti-freedom, anti-American MAGA movement.

Speaker: It should, let me see, what word should I use?

Speaker: Expire?

Speaker: Fade?

Speaker: Or maybe something that starts with a D?

Speaker: Disintegrate.

Speaker: Slava, Ukraine.

Speaker: Die, MAGA, die.

Speaker: you lose.

Speaker: Did you mean for all those words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?

Speaker: A. Oh, so MAGA is anti-American.

Speaker: Could that be the dumbest crap you've heard?

Speaker: Make America great again.

Speaker: That's anti-American.

Speaker: From an amateur whose party so far has allowed over 10 million illegals, criminals, and terrorists to enter America.

Speaker: The Democrat Party.

Speaker: The Communist Party.

Speaker: But Republicans are anti-American.

Speaker: MAGA is anti-American.

Speaker: B. This amateur is so deluded he thinks all conservative Republicans support all conservative Republicans blindly, as the Democrats do.

Speaker: Real conservative Republicans sniff out rhinos just as easily as commies.

Speaker: C. Once again, the childishness and short-sightedness is apparent in the Communist Party.

Speaker: Give us your poor, your tired, your illegals, your criminals, and your votes.

Speaker: And don't forget the squatters you're allowing, amateur nation.

Speaker: I can't believe I'm quoting commie Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman, but he said this.

Speaker: Squatters have no rights.

Speaker: How can you even pretend that this is anything other than you're just breaking the law?

Speaker: All right, it's going to be that kind of party.

Speaker: Prediction, Fetterman switches parties.

Speaker: At least he should.

Speaker: Hey, predominantly poor black neighborhoods in Chicago, Baltimore, L.A., Detroit, etc.

Speaker: Why aren't you more pissed at the Biden administration with their billions in handouts to Ukraine and all the Mexican, South American, Chinese and Middle Eastern terrorists that are illegally crossing the border, including free food, lodging, health care, education and walking around cash.

Speaker: But yet no improvements in your cities.

Speaker: How are you not insulted and angered?

Speaker: Whatever.

Speaker: Keep voting commie, amateurs.

Speaker: Thursdays, you get a trailer with all the upcoming week's topics of discussion on Sneak Peek Thursday, and I post short clips throughout the week so you get a taste of what's coming.

Speaker: You can find all my social media links and email me directly at lewsantini.com.

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Speaker: A la carte and three pro things are on the way, but first, when amateur nation elite look even stupider than normal on topic number three next.

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Speaker: Text FLAG to 71777 or visit honorandremember.org to learn more.

Speaker: Together, we remember them all.

Speaker: Hi, pros.

Speaker: Lou Santini here, host of Amateur Nation.

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Speaker: And just like this show, if you're allergic to a lack of common sense in today's world, and you like your comedy delivered with uncompromising talent like it is bite, then check out my half-hour comedy special, Amateur Nation.

Speaker: Go to drybarcomedy.com slash lou s. This is my way of saying thank you to the pros who listen to this show every week.

Speaker: DrybarComedy.com slash Lou S. Amateur Nation is not just a podcast, it's a movement.

Speaker: I know, he is a local broadcasting legend.

Speaker: Alright, now step three.

Speaker: Topic number three.

Speaker: Hit me!

Speaker: It's time for...

Speaker: When amateur nation elite look even stupider than normal.

Speaker: Senator Nicole Mitchell, 49 years old, was booked into the Becker County Jail recently for a suspected first-degree burglary offense.

Speaker: We await her resignation or removal from office.

Speaker: I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.

Speaker: Wait, wait, wait, Joe.

Speaker: This one is not about you this time.

Speaker: Who wants to have their intelligence insulted?

Speaker: Here is audio from a real TV ad released by California Emperor Gavin Newsom that says Trump is going to order police to stop women from crossing state lines and force them to take pregnancy tests.

Speaker: Here we have two amateur girls driving in a car to, I assume, go get an abortion.

Speaker: You can hear the urgency in their poorly acted voices.

Speaker: A cop pulls him over, and he's full throttle Alabama stereotype.

Speaker: Then the driver gets arrested, and we see her looking fearfully into the camera as she's bent over the hood of her car and handcuffed.

Speaker: Lou, it's in a commercial, so it's real.

Speaker: We're almost there.

Speaker: You're going to make it.

Speaker: Hello?

Speaker: Trump Republicans want to criminalize young Alabama women who travel for reproductive care.

Speaker: Miss, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle, take a pregnancy test.

Speaker: Stop them by taking action at righttotravel.org.

Speaker: The stupidity here is that conservative Republicans are all about less government interference and control on Americans' lives.

Speaker: Not to mention abortion laws are state laws, not federal.

Speaker: Not to mention considering the absolute disrespect shown towards police since President Cullen Book cheated in 2020.

Speaker: I think Trump, when elected, will have bigger fish to fry for the cops than some teenage girls looking for abortions.

Speaker: Things like deporting illegal aliens and criminals, building the police force for the impending whining, looting, crying, and destruction amateur nation is known for when they don't get their way.

Speaker: By the way, have we forgotten that pregnancy tests involve peeing on a stick?

Speaker: So amateur nation really thinks cops will stand on the side of the road while a woman pees on a pregnancy stick and waits for the results?

Speaker: By the way, true pro-conservative Republican Americans would never be down with Trump or any president doing this.

Speaker: See, that's the Democrat Party that follows leadership blindly, not Republicans.

Speaker: One last thing.

Speaker: How would the cop know that these two women were even driving to go get an abortion?

Speaker: You're reaching, amateurs.

Speaker: Always reaching.

Speaker: Brains.

Speaker: That's my department.

Speaker: Let's keep the amateur nation crazy train rolling.

Speaker: More, no, wait, that's the kind of crap we pull.

Speaker: News from Hillary, all my friends are dead.

Speaker: Clinton, making up more things from Supposition City.

Speaker: Clinton does what he would like to do.

Speaker: Kill his opposition.

Speaker: imprison his opposition, drive journalists and others into exile, rule without any check or balance.

Speaker: That's what Trump really wants.

Speaker: And so we have to be very conscious of how he sees the world, because in that world, he only sees strongmen leaders.

Speaker: He sees Putin, he sees Xi, he sees Kim Jong-un in

Speaker: North Korea, those are the people he is modeling himself after.

Speaker: And we've been down this road in our world history.

Speaker: We sure don't want to go down that again.

Speaker: And especially when my view, having negotiated with Putin and knowing that one of the reasons he went after me is because he knew I would deal with him in an appropriate way.

Speaker: And Trump would basically do whatever he wanted.

Speaker: You change.

Speaker: Ah, commies.

Speaker: Telling Americans what they're doing by projection.

Speaker: Also, if you're so sure of Mr. 81 million votes and how great America has been built back better, what are you worried about?

Speaker: Oh, that's right.

Speaker: Saving democracy.

Speaker: You should vote for Trump.

Speaker: Oh.

Speaker: Another amateur in power joins the Scumbag Club.

Speaker: According to leading report on Instagram, former senior policy advisor to the Obama administration Rahamem Shai was charged with being in possession of two Category C indecent images of children and possessing a prohibited image of a child, as well as arranging the commission of a child sex offense.

Speaker: Children!

Speaker: I love children!

Speaker: Children!

Speaker: He was a very old man in a torn jacket.

Speaker: He walked very slowly to the stand.

Speaker: He was dragging his left leg and trying to hide it because he was shamed.

Speaker: This is a frightened, insignificant old man who has been nothing all his life.

Speaker: Nobody quotes him.

Speaker: Nobody seeks his advice after 75 years.

Speaker: If you or a member of your family were a victim to cannibals, you may be entitled to compensation.

Speaker: Saving the best embarrassment for last, Mr. National Embarrassment himself, President Coloring Book.

Speaker: Here he is off his State of the Union meth and or coke pitifully trying to garner sympathy for a dead relative from about 80 years ago.

Speaker: My uncle, they called him Ambrose, they called him Bozy.

Speaker: My uncle Bozy was a hell of an athlete.

Speaker: They'd tell me when he was a kid.

Speaker: And he became an Army Air Corps before the Air Force came on.

Speaker: He flew those single-engine planes as reconnaissance over war zones.

Speaker: They got shot down in New Guinea.

Speaker: And they never found the body because there used to be

Speaker: There are a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea.

Speaker: Do you know the field day the mainstream media would have had if Trump said he had a relative who was eaten by a cannibal?

Speaker: Especially if it wasn't true.

Speaker: They'd say he was a cannibalist for sure, for starters.

Speaker: I never understood these types of rambling stories by Biden.

Speaker: Are we supposed to vote for Joe Biden because some dead relative died by cannibal?

Speaker: Oh, wait, that never happened.

Speaker: Turns out we have libraries, the Internet and people who say no.

Speaker: His uncle Bozy's plane went down due to mechanical failure and three of the men on board drowned due to toxic masculinity and racism.

Speaker: I'm sure maybe Biden's uncle being devoured by cannibals is the reason he's proposing the highest capital gains tax in more than 100 years.

Speaker: Forty four percent.

Speaker: He said it is what it is.

Speaker: Well, it is what it is because he is who he is.

Speaker: That's why it is what it is.

Speaker: Okay, quick street joke.

Speaker: Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.

Speaker: After they're eating, one of them says, you know, your wife makes great soup.

Speaker: Another one says, yeah, but I'm going to miss her.

Speaker: It's time for a la carte.

Speaker: Here we go.

Speaker: Model plane builder Boeing, oh wait, they make real planes?

Speaker: Oh, okay then.

Speaker: Well, anyway, Boeing says they're going to bring flying cars to Asia in six years.

Speaker: Do I even have to finish this joke?

Speaker: Would you fly in a Boeing flying car?

Speaker: Hey, I got an idea.

Speaker: How about no?

Speaker: I want to say the CEO and board members take that maiden voyage first.

Speaker: Still think student loan forgiveness is a good idea?

Speaker: $153 billion later, especially if you paid your own way in college or you don't even have kids that went?

Speaker: Well, according to the University of Pennsylvania's Penn Wharton budget model, President Coloring Book's latest bribery scheme will increase the cost to $559 billion to American taxpayers.

Speaker: Don't worry, the illegal immigrants won't have to pay any of that.

Speaker: And if your household makes more than $300,000 a year, you benefit the most.

Speaker: I really don't understand what is happening.

Speaker: As Nashville Tea Party on Instagram said perfectly, congrats to everyone who didn't have college debt.

Speaker: Now you do.

Speaker: Hang on, this just in from the we've heard this before news desk.

Speaker: UN climate chief said there are two years left to save the planet.

Speaker: Mark your calendars.

Speaker: This amateur needs to be called out in exactly the

Speaker: two years.

Speaker: You do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?

Speaker: It's all made up.

Speaker: Another $95.3 billion in emergency aid for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Taiwan, I don't know, Canada, Antarctica, everyone's just, it's all our money must go sale.

Speaker: I like how it's $95.3 billion because $95 billion is not going to cover it.

Speaker: Got to have that extra.3.

Speaker: How much money do we even have left in America?

Speaker: Any?

Speaker: Oh, wait, we just print more if we need it.

Speaker: Which is good, since the average salary required for a median-priced home in the U.S. has jumped almost 46% in just four years.

Speaker: Not even for four years.

Speaker: 2020.

Speaker: What else happened that year?

Speaker: Here's a hint.

Speaker: The average American household lost $23,000 paying for the increased cost of living since President Coloring Book stole the election in 2020.

Speaker: So if you were thinking, I swear I had an additional $23,000 somewhere, it's not you.

Speaker: Did you know attention whore and liar Stormy Daniels still owes $300,000 to Donald Trump for making false claims against him?

Speaker: You're next, E. Jean Carroll.

Speaker: Better not be spending it just yet.

Speaker: She's a whore.

Speaker: She's an unrepentant sinner.

Speaker: She deserves what she's going to get.

Speaker: I recently watched an incredible Formula One race in the Chinese Grand Prix, the home of the Uyghur concentration camps.

Speaker: Question for seven-time world champion, the oppressed Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker: What happened to ending racism, Lewis Hamilton?

Speaker: I didn't see that on your car at all in the Chinese Grand Prix.

Speaker: You want to end racism, but not so much that you boycott a race.

Speaker: Got it.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker: You're under contract.

Speaker: You have obligations.

Speaker: You're right, Lewis.

Speaker: You did have to race.

Speaker: You signed your soul away, so now you drive in a country where people are being tortured for their race, sexuality, and religious beliefs.

Speaker: I guess you'll start ending racism now.

Speaker: Time for three pro things.

Speaker: Three things that are done right.

Speaker: You're going to love these.

Speaker: Number one.

Speaker: Don't think for two seconds that pro-nation forgot about the COVID hoax and vaccine hoax, not to mention the mask hoax that was perpetrated on America.

Speaker: Here's Dr. Peter McCullough with a message for the parents who had their children infected with the untested gene experiment.

Speaker: What we've learned is this childhood vaccine schedule is not what we thought.

Speaker: And now critically looking at it...

Speaker: we have a situation that we just learned that the world council for health now international body is calling for a complete moratorium on childhood vaccines first international organization to call for that why because the vaccines are piling up one after another they're being given in multiple salvos there are safety events now that we learned in 1986 the u.s passed legislation

Speaker: that indemnified the manufacturers of vaccines in that legislation.

Speaker: It says the vaccines have unavoidable harm.

Speaker: It says that.

Speaker: So what are the harms that we're seeing?

Speaker: It's clear when the vaccines are given in multiple rounds, it's probably not no single vaccine and no single additive, but it's the sum total of vaccines given at once.

Speaker: We're seeing a strong signal towards neuropsychiatric disorders.

Speaker: So attention deficit disorder, Asperger's, autism,

Speaker: uh seizures uh allergic diseases uh asthma atopic dermatitis even death need for terminus sudden infant death syndrome and then the converse now this is the converse which is papers by mawson hooker miller thomas and an older amish study all five studies show if children go natural no vaccines whatsoever they have the best outcomes

Speaker: Oh, and real quick, this post from Ahmed Ali on X. The new CDC guidelines are meant to protect capitalism, not people.

Speaker: Number two.

Speaker: I still don't know why Bill Maher hasn't switched parties.

Speaker: Actually, I do.

Speaker: Like most amateurs, they rarely learn and or are stubborn because feelings.

Speaker: Also, I have no way of proving this, but going by all the common sense and logic Bill Maher has been spewing forth since President Coloring Book's reign of terror, I get the feeling he, like many amateurs, cowardly say they're anti-MAGA and anti-Republican, but their vote is to the contrary.

Speaker: Here he is with Lieutenant Governor of Virginia Winsome Earl Sears talking about guns and the beloved Second Amendment.

Speaker: Notice the arch enemy of amateur nation, common sense and logic.

Speaker: People will always get guns.

Speaker: Always.

Speaker: That's the thing, because you know what?

Speaker: They're not giving up their guns.

Speaker: No, because they're the bad people.

Speaker: They're the bad people.

Speaker: I got tired of seeing black people every time we're in the media.

Speaker: about guns.

Speaker: It's always bad.

Speaker: We are law-abiding citizens, and we're not going to give up our Second Amendment rights.

Speaker: And by the way, the fastest-growing segment of gun owners, do you know who they are?

Speaker: I'm glad you asked.

Speaker: It's women.

Speaker: Women.

Speaker: Black women.

Speaker: Guns are a leveler.

Speaker: You know, if you don't have guns, then the person who is physically stronger is always going to win.

Speaker: I mean, I do not like guns.

Speaker: I have guns.

Speaker: I don't like them.

Speaker: It's like I always compare them to antibiotics.

Speaker: I never want to take one.

Speaker: But I'm glad they exist because I'm as small as some women.

Speaker: And I may need to level the playing field, you know, I mean.

Speaker: Let me finish laughing, Bill.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: But here's the thing.

Speaker: If you're breaking into my home while I'm waiting on the police to come.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I'm going to shoot you.

Speaker: That's what I, that's, that's why I have it.

Speaker: That's just the way it is.

Speaker: Me too.

Speaker: Because it's, you know.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: That's exactly who it is.

Speaker: I'm going to pray for you, but I'm going to shoot you.

Speaker: I'm going to.

Speaker: And number three.

Speaker: Just last week on this show, on three pro things, in fact, I had a clinical psychologist talking about the mental and emotional health benefits of listening to heavy metal.

Speaker: Metal rules.

Speaker: Pre-

Speaker: As I've said, I like many different genres of music, but heavy metal is my favorite for a few reasons.

Speaker: It's the hardest music to play, and in many cases, sing.

Speaker: Most of the metal bands I like have guitarists who are virtuosos, not just three-chord amateurs, like in many of the bands post-year 2000.

Speaker: And heavy metal knows when not to take itself too seriously.

Speaker: And no other band shows evidence of that more than American comedic glam metal band from L.A., California, Steel Panther.

Speaker: Fronted by lead singer Michael Starr, a.k.a.

Speaker: Ralph Sainz, Russ Satchel Parrish, also formerly in the Rob Halford of Judas Priest-led band Fight on guitar.

Speaker: You have Darren Sticks-Sedinha, leader on drums, and Joe Spider-Lester on bass, who replaced Lexi Fox in 2021.

Speaker: So the band formed in the year 2000 as Metal Shop and was also known as Metal School.

Speaker: before adopting the name Steel Panther in 2008.

Speaker: I hate to oversimplify, but think of them as heavy metal Weird Al Yankovic, except they make all of their own original music while playing a few covers in their live shows.

Speaker: Lest you question their skill set and pedigree, the lead singer Michael Starr was with the Van Halen Tribute Band, the Atomic Punks, and also was the lead singer for L.A.

Speaker: Guns briefly.

Speaker: Guitarist Russ Parrish played with such greats as Paul Gilbert of Racer X fame and, like I said, Fight.

Speaker: He also later joined Out of the Blue, who would later become the Zooters, one of the all-time great hard rock bands coming out of the Northeast Ohio area that I personally have seen, oh, I don't know, 50 times?

Speaker: Okay, anyway.

Speaker: Back to the point of having this band and a song of theirs on 3 Pro Things.

Speaker: As you know, the short answer to, what is an amateur?

Speaker: Someone who is doing life wrong.

Speaker: You hear the intro each episode.

Speaker: Now, this song gives some great examples of amateurs.

Speaker: You have a woman almost causing an accident because she's on her phone while driving.

Speaker: The smelly guy who has no body and or spatial awareness on a commercial flight.

Speaker: The inconsiderate neighbor who lets their dog crap on the neighbor's driveway without cleaning it up.

Speaker: The guy who cuts in front of you at Starbucks.

Speaker: Amateurs all.

Speaker: Remember the amateur nation equation?

Speaker: Stupid plus obnoxious times rude divided by entitled plus inconsiderate equals amateur.

Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: Let me say this again in reverb.

Speaker: Warning.

Speaker: This song, while funny and while kicking serious ass,

Speaker: has a lot of dirty words in it.

Speaker: Don't play this around kids or at work.

Speaker: But man, on a Friday after you've gotten out of work or you've had a bad day, it has the angry lyrics but delivered with tongue-in-cheek humor.

Speaker: You must check out their YouTube page because they, like most metal musicians, are quite the showmen.

Speaker: Did I warn you about the language?

Speaker: Here it comes.

Speaker: The Amateur Nation, National Anthem, Steel Panthers, Fuck Everybody.

Speaker: In the fast lane, almost hit my

Speaker: Trapped inside.

Speaker: Coming home last night In my fucking driveway And I don't even own a dime Pick up after your master You lazy fucking cunts Fuck, fuck, fuck

Speaker: Went to my local Starbucks, ordered my usual fare.

Speaker: Double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles.

Speaker: Two, three people behind me in line, got his frappuccino first.

Speaker: Everybody can suck my mother

Speaker: Good luck with that earworm, everyone.

Speaker: Amateur Nation is not just a podcast.

Speaker: It's a movement.

Speaker: Don't tolerate amateurs and their America last agenda.

Speaker: Don't stay silent, fellow pros.

Speaker: Make your voice and your votes heard.

Speaker: 2024 is the year of the great resist.

Speaker: Go to Lusantini.com and you'll find all my social media links on Instagram.