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BONUS! Ep. #272: “It’s President ‘CRAZY JOEY’S’ All American Values and Freedoms MUST GO!’ Sale!”

S6 E272 · AMATEUR NATION with Lou Santini
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*TOPICS THIS WEEK:* 

  1. Trump whiners gonna whine.
  2. Planet Fatness loses the wrong kind of financial weight.
  3. “This Week in the Pussification of America”! including: Gen Z sadness, amateur children, and NYC has “Amateur Stations”!

*On “A la Carte”:* a warning to squatters, amateurs’ feelings about EVs aren’t making them better, and everything you already knew about Senate Majority Leader, Chuck, “Don’t worry, I’ll die someday!”, Schumer.

*On “3 Pro Things”:* A senator exposes the real reason Commie politicians want illegal amateurs in America, AOC gets exposed as the amateur she is—twice, and a funny song mashup you gotta hear.

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Transcript

Introduction to Sob Parlor

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Looking for a way to waste your money and get pointless attention?
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Come on down to Sob Parlor, a New York City's first pop-up cry spa that offers New Yorkers a place to have an attention-starved conniption fit in front of others.
00:00:11
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What's the point of crying if no one's around to see or hear it?

Private Cry Rooms

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Amateur New Yorkers in need of an emotional release can book a 30-minute appointment in a private cry room where they're welcome to come sob on your lunch break and then go right

Societal Issues Discussion

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back to work.
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Here we have the highest inflation since I've been alive.
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Border security is a joke.
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People all over America are dying from fentanyl, immigrant

Critique of Paid Crying

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crime.
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Literally, everything is terrible.
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And you're going to go out of your way to pay to cry in front of people.
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You are the dumbest, biggest attention whore on

Satirical Alternatives

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the planet.
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You want to drop 20 bucks to cry?
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Come over to my house.
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I'll let you cry at my driveway.
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You ain't coming in.
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And I'll do it for 15.
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And I'll give you an hour.

Laugh Instead

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How about spending $20 to go laugh somewhere?
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Oh, wait.
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You mean comedy clubs?
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Congratulations, New York City.
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You've installed amateur stations.