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S2. E4: 'Farmer Meets a Bride' | Triangle Agency Campaign
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Failure is an opportunity to grow and go bowling with friends. Felix has a
These are the 'Triangle Stories'
This an improvised comedy actual play podcast using the 'Triangle Agency' system by Caleb Zane Huett & Sean Ireland. Music provided by 'Blood Boy', find them on Spotify.
- Nate Valentine as 'Felix Fuzzworth'
- Ivana Mendez as 'Barabelle'
- Tucker Dally Johnston as 'Stewbert Bertmire'
- Paul Emrich as 'The General Manager'
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Transcript
Introduction to 'Beat Our Quest' and Failed Mission
00:00:00
Speaker
This is Beat Our Quest, an improvised comedy role-playing podcast using the Triangle Agency system. It's an office podcast, but not that one, you know, for legal reasons.
00:00:13
Speaker
Last time, our players finished their second hunt, but were unsuccessful, as Frosty the Scarf Man managed to escape capture.
Debate on Handling the Anomaly
00:00:21
Speaker
There was some disagreement between all of them. Should they destroy it? Should they capture it? Should they let it go?
00:00:26
Speaker
And eventually they returned to the office to inform their manager about what happened. Fun fact, unfortunately for the players, every time an anomaly escapes into the real world, that adds seven additional loose ends to the world. So we currently have 10 loose ends. Crap. Drifting.
00:00:41
Speaker
ah no And those are good, right? They're good for so the
Character Introductions
00:00:45
Speaker
anomalies. What's fortunate for you is you at 11 loose ends is when the first actual major occurrence will happen. So you guys are just skirting.
00:00:54
Speaker
One start. Okay. Okay. So if we just play a perfect game for the rest of our lives, we can chill. No stress. Great.
Summoned to the Manager's Office
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Speaker
Tucker Dally Johnston as Stuart Stuart Burt Meyer. Nate Valentine as Felix Fuzzworth. Ivana Maria Mendez Pavon as Barabel.
00:01:23
Speaker
Listen, you know, i don't and won't always just want to throw myself under the bus here, but I tell you what, I screwed the pooch on this one, you know? And i I take full responsibility, but I don't, you know, I think we should be very careful about what sentient inanimate objects we we point guns at, you know? and That's just where I'm coming from. But we had such fun at that party. It was like so cool.
00:01:49
Speaker
That's true. That's a silver lining right there. hey I prefer gold, but silver can do for right now. That's not really how the phrase works, but you can do whatever you want. And that's your golden lining. Yay! The door opens and the secretary sheepishly comes out goes, um, the manager would like to see you.
Repercussions of Anomaly Escapes
00:02:09
Speaker
Um, please, all of you come in. Sure, but are you okay? Do you need help with anything? You got a little bit of a frown there. I'll be fine. Thanks for checking, though. I appreciate It it kind of makes me uncomfortable.
00:02:23
Speaker
um And she she takes her report in her hand and starts slowly walking over to her desk. As you walk into the manager's office... I'm sorry, ma'am. Can you smile for me for a second? Just, please. I'm not asking you to smile. Not polite to tell a woman to smile. I totally agree. I just think you have something in your teeth and I just want it to be a girl supporting another girl. But you know what? Keep it. Keep your teeth like that, then. Bye.
00:02:46
Speaker
What? she's She sits there and she like furiously is like scraping her finger against her teeth, getting that squeaky noise. Still there. Oh. She drops all her papers and she's trying gather it all up. You walk into the manager's office and you've been there before. You remember what it was like every time. It was kind of this austere, clean, white office. Very, you know, generic ceiling lights and things like that. Those fluorescent lighting with that hum.
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Speaker
You walk in and there's an austerity like visiting your father's den. There's a huge fireplace and a giant red chair that he's got his back turns and he's sitting in. You could feel his presence. You see his hand out. He's got a sniff to your brand or just kind of wiggling it.
00:03:28
Speaker
makeover. You doing some redecorating in here, chief? Oh, come on in, you guys. I tell you to take a seat, but I don't think I can allow that. The whole chair, awkwardly, he like realizes he can't pivot this huge velvet red chair. standing there for a second.
00:03:44
Speaker
He just drags it and makes this loud squeak and eventually goes, all right.
Manager's Confession and Chaos Impact
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Speaker
What happened? Why don't you guys have something for me in that suitcase?
00:03:58
Speaker
Well, I wanted to start by saying that we we did get you an invite to that party, which you made it sound like that was the most important thing to you. So in in some ways, we were pretty successful. We did do that. I appreciate it, truly.
00:04:13
Speaker
And i may have made a mistake as a manager and let my own interests supersede the company. and It's okay, we forgive you.
00:04:25
Speaker
No, no, no, no, no. I'm paying for it. No, it's okay. Like, we forget. It's fine. When he says he's paying for it, you look down and his hand has been turned, is like wearing like a glove.
00:04:38
Speaker
um The other one's normal. It's the one he was drinking, but there's his hand is in a glove. Let's see. i My superiors have ensured that, it mine my superiors have made me ensure we're not going to have any kind of incident like that again.
00:04:54
Speaker
The anomaly is causing real havoc in our city.
Team Debrief and Stubert's Private Talk
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Speaker
I hope you know that. Water parks are being shut down. a school is deciding not to have summer vacation. no.
00:05:08
Speaker
Truly frantic nonsense is going out. i hope you know I have to spend a lot of time with my kid now because of that. That sounds awful. It is truly. Thank you, Felix, for that support. You're welcome. how are we going to make this up to me?
00:05:22
Speaker
We're gonna try our hardest next time. And you know, it's technically only our second mission. I know I've already been promoted, but we're pretty, we're pretty new. I think we deserve a little bit of grace. i mean, these these things must get away all the time, right? Do you want us to get you a matching glove?
00:05:41
Speaker
He looks down at his hand and he he like sheepishly puts it away under his desk. because I would prefer we didn't call attention to the glove. And Felix, while I like your enthusiasm, let's make a point that 50% is not a good success rate.
00:05:55
Speaker
Absolutely, sir. No. but Now, I gave you a gun in case this is too dangerous. Why didn't you fire at the anomaly? It didn't seem like, you know, that it was that dangerous. it We were trying to talk it down, and then it, you know, it sort of, you know how those old cartoons and sort of just Rube Goldberg their way out into chaos, and boy howdy, what do you know? One person slips on a banana peel, and the next thing you know, a bunch of sentient scarves are just flying out the window there.
Seriousness of the Job and Anomalies
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Speaker
ah You know, it's just how it goes sometimes. That's how it goes.
00:06:34
Speaker
You looked like you were going to say something, Felix. Oh, no. Yeah, banana peels. It was banana peels. I'm kind of giving i'm giving everyone the stink eye right now. and um the Metaphorical banana peels. You know, the ah the good old analogous slip and fall.
00:06:54
Speaker
You know what I mean there? Cuckoo bananas. All right, I'm going to go send you all home. You'll be in touch. Stubert, would you stick around, please? Oh, you know, I i'd like absolutely. Yep, sure can. Thank yeah you. want that You want the others to stick around, too? No, I don't. Okay, bye.
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Speaker
Bye. Yeah, I'm also going to out the door The big oak doors slam shut to his office, and the manager stares at you for a second. Stubert goes, do you know why we do this?
00:07:28
Speaker
to Good job. um A fulfilling day of hard work that lets you get a good night's sleep and feel refreshed until you get to retire in your late 70s because of ah the way the economy is going.
00:07:45
Speaker
You know what? You're not totally wrong. We have a very great retirement plan, and I'm glad you caught on to that. I feel like you don't enjoy working here, Stubert. Is that true?
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Speaker
No, not at all. sir i love I love working here. I love you know getting to spend the time,
Retirement Plans and Dark Alternatives
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Speaker
do the work. you know And we were, we have been doing the work. It's just sometimes things can go awry.
00:08:12
Speaker
Today was, I will admit, <unk> today wasn't my best day. I wasn't my best Stu Burt self today. I'm very proud that you can admit that. It's difficult to reflect on oneself and think about all the quality of work they're doing at one time.
00:08:28
Speaker
I'd hate to see you leave and have to end up as a simple paper pusher or paperweight. And he reaches into his desk and he pulls out this flesh-colored cube with screaming faces on each side of it. What? And he goes, that's, you know, that's that's that's the other retirement package we offer.
00:08:43
Speaker
Now, Stubert, maybe I didn't make it clear what we're doing with these anomalies. These anomalies are destroying the reality that we all live and breathe and ideally retire in.
00:08:55
Speaker
He takes the little paperweight and he puts in his desk. I'm going to show you something. I don't normally let a junior employee know about this. But we have faith in you and your potential.
00:09:09
Speaker
And he reaches into his desk and he opens a drawer... And he pulls out a file. And he opens it up. And inside of that file is just a bunch of just indexes of numbers and that that have Earth.
00:09:24
Speaker
And says, with number one, scratched out, lost. Earth number two, scratched out, lost. Earth number three, scratched out, lost. The next page is just populations. And the following page is just lists of the anomalies and how they've torn through. He goes, every time...
00:09:41
Speaker
Too many anomalies escape. They generate loose ends. And the very fabric of our world buckles. If too many loose ends get out, the superiors decide to just fold the division.
00:09:55
Speaker
Sometimes it's easier to fold a city and just provide people's memories. But when too many anomalies get out, and he throws you the file with the earths listed, it's easier to just pluck it from the root.
00:10:09
Speaker
Okay, that's... Wow. Uh... Uh... I know this isn't the track you wanted my mind to go, but what... What number earth are we on?
00:10:22
Speaker
He takes the file, and he opens a drawer, and he pulls out a stack of manila folders. Oh... We're running out, Stubert.
00:10:33
Speaker
We're running out. That's a lot of dead Stuberts. That's a lot of dead Stuberts.
Felix and Old Man Grissom's Farm Visit
00:10:40
Speaker
You know, a message received loud and clear there, boss man. I'm gonna im gonna put the old...
00:10:46
Speaker
Nose to the grindstone. Put the old ah straps on my boots. The old ah giddy up into my go there. You know what i mean? I do, Stubart. I think?
00:10:57
Speaker
To keep your head on straight, we're going to do two things. I'm going to give you two free commendations to use in our office. Use that as you see fit. I know you're struggling for money.
00:11:08
Speaker
i want you to know you can spend those commendations in real-world cash. Oh! So my mug cost $1,500? It's a super magic mug. does things.
00:11:20
Speaker
And it looks pretty. The other thing is, is and until you improve your quality of work and we get you off of probation, I can't let you into the frozen yogurt lounge. And he breaks down sobbing.
00:11:34
Speaker
I fought. I fought for you, man. And they took it from you. Ah, hey. Hey, champ. Hey, that's okay. You know, what oh I'll get my way back. You know, ahll I'll earn your trust back.
00:11:48
Speaker
And more importantly, I'll earn my own trust back. ah I'll tell you that for free. have faith in you, stubert. Thank you. And to remember this conversation, he opens his desk again, pulls out the paperweight.
00:12:02
Speaker
I don't need to see again. he throws it to you. Oh, God, I drop it. I have dreams! And it shatters, and like to like, the spirit of this person drips up into the sky. killed a
00:12:17
Speaker
We're gonna move on. our
Ivana's Anomaly and Home Life
00:12:19
Speaker
sure Truly horrendous. Barabel. Yeah. You're leaving the office? Great, I'm gonna look at my phone and I have 11 missed calls ah from the same number.
00:12:31
Speaker
I'm gonna call. Peyton, you cannot call me 11 times. I have a life, Peyton. I'm sorry I didn't answer.
00:12:43
Speaker
No, I can't get you another insurance commercial. It's not my fault. It's not my fault that you decided to blow your opportunity, Peyton. Your brothers might be better than you, and I'm sorry, i know you're a middle child.
00:12:58
Speaker
I know you're a middle child, but I can't keep protecting you. I'm sorry. Okay, I'll see what I can do. i will talk to some contacts and I'll see what I can do. Maybe I can get you a food chain, okay? That is the best I can offer you. Goodbye. That was sick.
00:13:14
Speaker
yeah Fuck you, Cooper. everyone's Everyone's jaw dropping as we realize what the fuck's happening. That was so good. I wish our reaction was more audible.
00:13:26
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. Way to go. Jesus. So, Ivana, you, um... Yes. you You're in your home. What do you do once you get home after a long day at work? Oh, my goodness, I take up my shoes at the entrance.
00:13:38
Speaker
Hang up my keys. like Say, Alexis, play some music. Playing the theme song from Fast and Furious 4, Tokyo Drift. And then i immediately go to my fridge, open it up, and ah pour myself a glass of wine to unwind. Now you're about to do that, and you reach your hand into your fridge, and you instinctively, this is your normal routine, you do this on the night, and your a hand bumps up against something where the wine bottle usually is, and you grab a head of lettuce.
00:14:11
Speaker
And you look into your fridge, and the entire fridge has been completely reorganized. It's been completely set up and it's all... It takes you a second to realize all of your food has been alphabetized.
00:14:23
Speaker
Wait, let me... Give me one second. I need to check something. Sorry. Famous middle child list. Sorry. One second. I love the idea that ah Peyton Manning is only famous because he has this fucking underground cult supporting him, not because he's one of the best quarterbacks of all time or whatever. you guys use So all of, and you look around here and not only that, most of your kitchen has been reorganized and it's it's very clear and concise, but it's throwing you for a loop.
00:14:54
Speaker
Oh my gosh. Don't. Was Marie Kondo here again? Shut up. I know I invited her once. She is not. Shut up. No. But she isn't.
00:15:07
Speaker
dan I know I told her where keep a spare copy of my keys, but I didn't think she would let herself in again. oh no I'm sorry. That was me.
00:15:18
Speaker
And you turn around and you see your anomaly. What does the catalog anomaly look like? ah Yes. A book.
00:15:30
Speaker
It's just a book. It's got big cartoony glasses that like extend beyond it. Yeah, like yellow pages, essentially thick. Yeah. And it like flaps its mouth like this to talk. He goes, sorry, you had to think in the wrong places, so I had to put them in the right places.
00:15:46
Speaker
Hi, I'm Logan. I close the door of the fridge. Yeah, that thats that's a responsible thing to do. You're letting out a lot of Freon. Oh my goodness, you're out at the fridge. What happened? How did you do that? I work with you.
00:15:57
Speaker
What? You work with me or no? You work for me. If you want to refer to our relationship as some kind of a subservient thing, ooh, that's a hard word to say. i made a choice.
00:16:10
Speaker
yes ah Ivana picks this every time forever. um Well, you know, we've been we've we've been working together since you started working for the Triangle Agency.
00:16:22
Speaker
yeah And so I thought it was about time. For what company did I start working in? The company that you work for. What's the name? I forget. The Triangle Agency.
00:16:34
Speaker
um faster. This is not fun for me. So I thought that maybe it would be appropriate for me to introduce myself by ah helping out around your house and like tidying things up and, um you know, making myself seem worthwhile.
00:16:50
Speaker
i actually kind of love that. I'm not going to lie. You know, I don't really like your boss. Which one? Sorry. The mean one who just yelled at you guys and said you did a bad job.
00:17:03
Speaker
I just think he's seen super bad people. And I'm not a bad people. mean, yeah, but i thought that was, no, we're not bad people. I thought it was just, ah honestly, sometimes when you're an adult, um you have bad days. And on bad days, you just don't express yourself very well. And I think he was just having a bad day. That's okay. We all have bad days.
00:17:25
Speaker
I just want you to know that I'm here to help you and anything you need in your, like, your dreams, this whole, like, middle child thing, I'm here to support that however you want. And I just, you know... Wait, i'm sorry, my what? Middle child organization.
00:17:40
Speaker
why I live in you. We're cool. Wait, so you know about that? He lives in you. Hey, my man!
00:17:50
Speaker
I completely enrailed that. I mean, I'm not going tell anyone. You just don't tell anyone about me. But if you need my help with something, I'm here to help. Okay, I would like to...
Felix's Reflection on Farm Life
00:18:01
Speaker
How do we do a handshake on this? i I don't want to be offensive, but you don't have any hands. Open the book to handshake deals. Great.
00:18:10
Speaker
Let's see. h H, H, H, helicopter. Nope, I went too far. Sorry. Let me go back. Hmm. Handshake deals. Here it is.
00:18:24
Speaker
Great. hand that's That's it? We did it? Yep. You got mine. Fantastic. I got your back if you got mine, but just don't let the triangle agency know that we've been talking, okay? Okay. I mean, they don't know things about my life. I don't have to tell them this. That's fine. Yes.
00:18:40
Speaker
You got this, queen. Ew. No, I'll tone it down. okay. okay Mistress? Okay.
00:18:46
Speaker
Works for you. That's fine. That's what you let other people call you. Great. Well, do I just, like, keep you around? or Maybe you want to hang out in my library? um Do you want me to, like, get to work? You've got things in a weird—I know the Dewey Decimal System. Oh!
00:19:02
Speaker
Oh, I actually don't organize by the Dewey Decimal System. I just find it a little gross because it just—it wasn't invented by a middle child. um You know, just want to see what you do. I want to see the spin you put on it.
00:19:14
Speaker
You got it, mistress. And the book like toddles up to your closet to go rearrange it. We're now going to move on to the spending time portion of today's session. That was an odd experience. It's what you get for being on probation. Okay. Felix, we haven't really... talked I assume you live in a very small home. You're not a terribly needy person. Maybe just like... That's exactly right. Studio apartment.
00:19:37
Speaker
Right in the city. Yeah. And this the last couple days have probably unearthed some weird feelings and you've met new people. do you... Is there something that's maybe calling you back to your roots? Making you think about where you came from a little bit? Is there anything you've seen that you just need to get off your chest?
00:19:55
Speaker
I mean, really just something I've seen specifically. like i don't know, the whole rat race, you know My co-workers being mean to me. Probably took issue with that. the you know, all of the materialism at the party that we went to though in the last episode.
00:20:13
Speaker
It's, you know, it's all new for me. It's all making me think. Do you maybe long for simpler times or... Just easier, like, you know, when you didn't have the same expectations or. Yeah, I mean, grew up on a farm and, you know, whatever, whatever it is, a huge farm 20 minutes outside of the city And yeah, simpler time. Well, maybe there's a you feel the need to like visit where you came from.
00:20:39
Speaker
Chance to like it's always nice to see your homestead.
Old Man Grissom's Solitary Routine
00:20:43
Speaker
Yeah, i sorry, I have to look this guy's name up. I didn't realize you were a team yet. So hard to finish those sentences there. But let me... ah I think it's Old Man Grisham is what you have.
00:20:55
Speaker
Old Man Grisham to be played by Tucker.
00:21:00
Speaker
Oh, yeah. We definitely haven't done that then Old Man Grissom. Oh, he doesn't have first name, huh? Until Tucker makes one up. You decide you're going to visit your home to just kind of Now, does Old Man Grissom know about you? yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows.
00:21:15
Speaker
He knows. So you are, you you know, it's a Sunday morning and you get off the bus, maybe a bag in hand. or Do you have anything with you?
00:21:25
Speaker
um just ah Just a little knapsack to with some some toiletries and, you know, some snacks. Does Felix like carry a bindle? Like the bag, the stickin' bag? is that No, no. i That was also exactly where my head went. But just like a regular old, you know, maybe like a overnight bag or something small to travel. um Travel all the way 20 minutes out outside of town to Grissom Ranch. Grissom Ranch. And what is ah what is old man Grissom doing, in Tucker?
00:21:57
Speaker
What time is it? It would have been early. Early? It's never early enough to get out and start doing chorin'. Grissom's out doing the chorin'. It's only Grissom here.
00:22:09
Speaker
There ain't no Mrs. Grissom, ain't no little Grissomlings. Just Grissom. Gotta keep to work. Doing something with corn. That's all you need to know.
00:22:21
Speaker
Doing something with corn. Old Man Grissom has a bunker. I know that for sure. What do you know about my bunker? Yeah. Immediately a very different character than I imagined when I wrote down Old Man Grissom. Weapon at the door. Let's see what happens. Hey, Old Man Grissom.
00:22:39
Speaker
How are you? now what's there hey ah what Oh, hey, hey, it's me. It's Felix. Felix. Felix. feel Felix Fuzzworth, your old best friend.
Felix's Farm Memories and Values
00:22:51
Speaker
Back from the city to visit. Well, why didn't you say so? good to see you. Come on over here. Let me get a good old darn look at you. Yeah, check it out. Check out this new... I just bought these new pants and shirt at a department store.
00:23:05
Speaker
So much stuff there. do You're not making your own pants? No, they they just, you just go in and you give people money and they give you these, and they're really well made. This, you know, looks like it's going to last me forever. Felix, what did I tell you? Let's hear it. here they get you I know, I know, but, you know, and I needed a shirt and, yeah you know don' i don't know, I don't know how to do stuff like that without you there to tailor clothes and stuff. I never needed shirts and pants before. ha
00:23:36
Speaker
I tried my best to prepare you, but I guess there's only so much one man can do. Well, I'm almost done with my corning, so why don't you come inside and I'll get us some coffee. That's what it's called.
00:23:51
Speaker
Come inside, I'll get us some coffee to drink. How you doing back down this city? How's the city treating you? Uh, it's, you know, it's pretty crazy. It's, it's, it's good. i got a job already and, you know, they really seem to like me. So all the training with, with you and with Dr. Hackwell really seems to be paying off. I think. Yeah, that broad's out, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:15
Speaker
So, uh, you know, I feel like everyone, everyone is accepting me into, you know, human society and it's been really good. Hey, do you have any milk for this coffee? Oh, somewhere. Let's see. The old cow. You didn't do any cowing yet this morning? Well, after I was done with the corning, I was going to get to the cowing. But, you know, maybe I just got to go there and do a little squeeze around her for a little second here. I'll get you back some. Yeah, I'd love to do some cowing with you for old time. Go do some cowing. Take our coffee out here. Do some old cowing.
00:24:52
Speaker
And then we'll get on out to the chickening. That's about it for the day. Hey, what kind of job you got there? Oh, uh, they just call me an associate and I i help out with things and, you know, uh...
Stubert's Errands and Office Life
00:25:07
Speaker
kind of a tying up loose ends and jack of all trades, you know, whatever they need me to do, I You sound like one of those crypto bros.
00:25:18
Speaker
I heard about it. I heard about it on AM radio. Yeah, no, nothing nothing like that. I don't actually really know how to use a computer. Good!
00:25:30
Speaker
Stubert. Yeah, sure. You're buckling down in the office. they have you you They have you, you know, polishing the floors outside of the frozen yogurt lounge. And you have all these moments where you see these total Wall Street bros walking by who work in like you don't know who they are or what they do in the building. But you see them walk by with their ties and they like laugh. And one of them spills his frozen yogurt as he's leaving. he's like, why do you clean that and up, kid?
00:25:54
Speaker
ah Oh, hey, I'm i'm in my mid-30s, but sure. Besides the cleaning, what's something else that you feel like you would maybe be doing around the building to try to, like, find your place?
00:26:08
Speaker
To try to find my place? Yeah, you like, you know, prove your what is your you're an intern, right? I am an intern, so I would probably go around. and I know there's technically another job that does this, but we don't have one of them. I would probably go for a coffee run to get...
00:26:23
Speaker
to get everyone their their favorite drink order fire off to a bunch of npcs for ivana and nate and they're going to tell you what their drink orders are okie dokie and we're going to have you try to remember them ready ivana name and coffee type uh coconut matcha with a sprinkle of vanilla and some foam on top thanks vanilla and foam on top sure Uh, yeah, hey, I'm Leonardo. Can I have a half-calf latte?
00:26:51
Speaker
Half-calf latte. Shake and not stirred. Shake and not stirred. Hi, my name is Matcha, and I'm going to have a cold brew with a sprinkle of matcha. Crap, crap. Cold brew. Sprinkle matcha for Matcha. I'm Italian. Can I have an Americano? Thank you.
00:27:06
Speaker
Yeah, you got it. Is that Mr. Italian or... You don't need to know. my name is ah My name is Ivana, and I'll just have a black coffee. Got it. Thank God. Okay, so you got those five, and now we're going to have you go to the coffee shop. Okay.
00:27:22
Speaker
What a game. I can do whatever want. I'm a dungeon master. Ivana, can I have you playing the teenage barista who's working at the coffee shop that Stubart is trying to provide these orders for? Yeah. Hey there, I got an order for a whole office here. um I'm going to need a... I can't even remember that first person's name because I was laughing too hard. I'm pretty sure... Just what's the order?
00:27:47
Speaker
Sure, I'm going to need a coconut half-calf with... the with a cold foam on top and then I'm gonna need I definitely am gonna need a black coffee coffee oh that's for Havana oh you know Havana it's a regular order yeah so anytime someone orders a black coffee you just know it oh that's Havana it's what we call it here it's called the Havana yeah
00:28:23
Speaker
Hey, dude, i only have a 15-minute lunch break. Let's keep moving. Here we go. Going on. Here we go. ah All right. Then I'm going to need an Americano for Italiano. Hey, that's a little joke, but I do need an Americano. Wait. Do you want an Italiano or an Americano? I'm going to need an Americano for someone. An Italian Americano or an American Italiano? No, wait. No. hold See, now. See, now. This one's not my fault. One Americano, please. Oh, that's. Yeah.
00:28:50
Speaker
cool Gonna need a a or a a ah latte with a with a sprinkle of matcha. What was their name?
Ivana's Family Rules and Sleepover Discussion
00:29:04
Speaker
Matcha. And probably some sort of... Just put something sugary mixed with caffeine for someone named Doug, and that hopefully will deal with whatever the rest of what I have to do is. it i Are you going to pay debit or credit?
00:29:24
Speaker
Yes. Great. The QR code's right there. I'll be right back. Oh, God. Oh, that was great. was I could feel the stress coming from you, Tyler, when i we just threw that. So you're coming back with your orders of coffee and you bring up things. And I actually think you did pretty well. great And you you sheepishly make your way around the office delivering these coffees to the people. And then eventually you see ah the the bros.
00:29:54
Speaker
um sitting at their desks, kind of just being schmucky. Do you want to do anything? Do the bros? they didn't They weren't part of the people who ordered coffee, were they? No, they weren't. Okay.
00:30:06
Speaker
um I'm going to pass by and go, hey, I followed your advice and I cleaned up that spot back there that you made. Hey, where's my coffee? Huh? Who you? Aren't you the coffee guy? Yeah.
00:30:18
Speaker
You're the coffee guy. Well, technically, I'm the intern. I just went for a coffee run, and I said, hey, y'all, I'm Stubert. You can call me s Stubert. I'm to go get coffee. And then a lot of people lined up and gave me their orders, and I, you know, you didn't, so I didn't.
00:30:32
Speaker
Where's John? i like John. Somebody go John. like John. i also like John. Can you bring back John? John. i can go get John, absolutely. i I try to go get John.
00:30:43
Speaker
i also have voiced John in the past. Ha, ha, ha. ah We're going to move on. So, Ivana, you wanted to spend your time in your reality. Which is the one you want to work on the most first?
00:30:55
Speaker
All of it. All of my realities. Who are you spending time with first? Well, with my daughter, always. that's That's just what I choose. It's my center. It's my light. It's my guidance. are you So last time, you were throwing a birthday party for her, which I think she ditched. And she went missing. Yeah. She went missing. So where are you catching up with her? Are you looking for her? so She appeared because we went into that room and I was able to figure out her location. So she does this. It's fine. So where do you find her? Like she's done it before.
00:31:29
Speaker
this like a day or two later? Like where do you, where do you run into her? I'm assuming you had a fantastic day of school. Like you always do. Do you have any homework for me to do? Yeah. Always. yeah. But they give us so much in Hall Mac. And, you know, I really hate that. But I made a new friend today. Mom, her name is Jessica. And she. Yeah. I wanted to ask you. She's an only child. And she said that she's an only child and she said
00:32:00
Speaker
Her parents are out of town this weekend and she wanted me to come have a sleepover. And i i don't know. i know i know it's not really something I'm usually allowed to do, but she's really cool.
00:32:13
Speaker
And I just thought it might be nice to have a friend that I made... that wasn't curated by you well that's really brave of you to ask i want to commend you for just having the bravery to ask such an odd favor for me um have you done the proper background check well i didn't i didn't i didn't have access to my credentials at school but we could do it later or on your computer did you ask uncle musk
00:32:47
Speaker
i Well, I texted him and he said no. the He said no. Oh, mama. That's I'm asking you. oh but if um if Funky must say no, there's nothing I can do. You know he approves all of your relationships. He has to do proper background checks. We have to keep you safe. There are evils in the world. Well...
00:33:08
Speaker
maybe Maybe you and I can go talk to him together. Because texting, you never know. like maybe
Felix's Workplace Exploration and Secret Zoo
00:33:14
Speaker
Maybe he dropped his phone and just like the message sent and he was trying to say, like no problem or no big deal. um so what do you think? Oh my goodness, you don't know. He actually had his phone chip installed into his brain, so he just texts back by talking. So there's no way that he just lost his phone and because he can just answer you with his mind. It's one of the new texts he's developing. um But what we could do, ah maybe we can have little Jessica over and I can make you girls something to eat and we can get to know her better at our home on our turf.
00:33:54
Speaker
Do a surf and turf. Oh, my God. It's going to be fabulous. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I love lobster. yeah, I guess as long as we get to hang out with maybe it'll be fun because otherwise we'd just be alone in house and be kind of boring. It could be boring. It'd be better to have...
00:34:10
Speaker
uh adult supervision like you've taught me so it probably makes sense it probably makes sense to have her over uh okay so i'll ask we can do that tell her to bring her driver's license if she has one if not proper id or if not her birth certificate that would be great okay uh yeah i'll i'll i'll try to do that last time last time i asked a new friend to do that they they were a little weirded out Do you think she's going to be weirded out? They're not real friends anyways, right? They are not real friends. Yeah. Yeah. Real friends give each other their birth certificate. that
00:34:51
Speaker
Want to get some Frojo? Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. You know, the coffee. Frojo. Frozen yogurt. That's why it's Frojo, not Froyo. Great. i love Frojo. Oh, that actually sounds really good. We're going to move on. ah Nate, you are returning back to the office.
00:35:06
Speaker
ah You decided you wanted to spend some time working in the office to kind of like bulk up your ranks at from associate. Where are you? You see your manager. He's coming out of the frozen yogurt place.
00:35:17
Speaker
Another late night in the Froyo shop. How are you doing? Well, you know, I thought I could treat myself if I've put in the hours. ah You know, Felix, you've been doing some good work here. Yeah. Really impressed by you.
00:35:29
Speaker
Thank you, sir. Thank you. You know, ah we don't get a lot of your kind. So we we we took a real risk. I wanted to um maybe show you something we've been working on.
00:35:40
Speaker
You curious? Oh, yeah. Oh, always. Always curious. Come with me. He takes you to the side, and he goes into another room that you've just never really noticed. It's like a wall ah that kind of slides up, and as you make your way, you see a bunch of these busts.
00:35:54
Speaker
of, as he says, are historic agents, people who have basically saved the globe time and time again. And underneath them, theyre all their placards have all their accomplishments listed.
00:36:06
Speaker
And he says, you know you know, what's interesting is that nobody knows these people. We work entirely clandestine, and there's a there's a humility to this kind of life. That's why we do our best to treat people.
00:36:18
Speaker
are our agents well. Yeah. Wow. Heroes. They really are. They really are. But there's something else I want you to see. And he comes to this elevator and they move your way down and it's a glass pod and you're going down floor after floor after floor.
00:36:34
Speaker
And eventually you stop and it's a huge glass plastic zoo is essentially what it looks like. All the walls are clear and bulletproof glass. The floor is too. And each saw each one of these cubes, you see these unusual...
00:36:50
Speaker
ah shapes and beings. You see these like humans made of pizza parts and dough. You see a giant bird that as you look at it, it starts to like turn itself inside out and poop into feathers and back again. and you start to realize that this is the collection of anomalies that have been captured and brought into the agency. And you realize that when you see the Aurora Bagros sort of drifting in one of these cubes, making an infinite figure eight as it devours its tail. Wow.
00:37:20
Speaker
Sir, are these all anomalies? Every one that we've captured. they are It's important we can keep them safe down here. And there's something else I wanted to show you. And he reaches over to a keypad. And he punches it in.
00:37:32
Speaker
And a little tiny pill comes out. And he hands it to you. Think of it as a gift from the company. I'm not really good at taking pills.
00:37:42
Speaker
What is this? Well, good news. It doesn't go in that end. Now... What? Wait, I'm joshing, I'm joshing. You put it up your nose. Now, if you, in a moment of crisis, feel like you need to call on the Aurora Bagros, as you named it, popping this pill will let you utilize its resonant abilities the same way that the anomaly inside of you does. Wow. So if I need to like put a bunch of stuff in bags, I just stick this pill up my house? You know, you make it sound insane.
00:38:23
Speaker
Straight to trailer. It's a little less little more than that. And you will find, you'll have ah brought to a room of all the anomalies that we have.
00:38:34
Speaker
And you can link in... and activate their powers as though you were wrong. Cool. well Well, thank you so much, sir. I guess, you know, hopefully it never comes to me needing it because again, i really don't like taking pills, but this is really generous of you and I really appreciate, you know, all the opportunities you guys have given me. Like you said, you took a really big risk and this is all kind of a grand experiment that Dr. Hackwell put together. Yeah.
00:39:02
Speaker
Dr. Hackwell. Let's keep it out of them. ah You're waking your way out. How does Felix, do you take the bus, you said? Takes the bus, sometimes walks.
00:39:13
Speaker
I imagine we're pretty close
Felix's Memory and Comfort
00:39:15
Speaker
to the headquarters. What is a, ah you're walking and you see something and it kind of reminds you of like a traumatic memory from your your childhood. What is it?
00:39:25
Speaker
Oh, boy. um Well, probably a school bus drives by and there's um a a rover dog walker with like five dogs on a leash.
00:39:44
Speaker
Two of them are really small, but three of them are pretty big, got a little pit bull in them, and they just go crazy barking at the school bus. And it really, you know, sets me on edge. fat That memory yeah is gone.
00:39:57
Speaker
what it is it um you don't you don't even know it's gone it's this this fear this anxiety this stress that lived in your body and your mind is sort of evaporates your way and almost in the opposite you you when you look at the the sign as it drives by again rather than that that fear and that anxiety it almost is a feeling of like warmth and and and comfort like like being hugged Or being embraced.
Ivana's Mentor Visit and Personal Drama
00:40:25
Speaker
So it's a good thing that I'm losing my memory right now. Maybe. Woof. Hey. Ivana, you were going to do a scene where you are checking in with your mentor. I'm going to her house, obviously. Your mentor is, quote, the bride of Dracula? Yeah. Barabel, you're going to go visit your friend.
00:40:43
Speaker
Somebody you you haven't seen in a long time. What does it look like when you pull up to their home and what are you thinking about? I truly, me, our last interaction is like water under the bridge. I don't think about it that much. I don't really care. i think we're on fantastic terms. and i am i come out of the car with a not not branded Vulcan bag, which is one of those giant rolly bags with things inside. And I ring the doorbell with a smile.
00:41:20
Speaker
Ding dong. The door slowly creaks open. Nate, can you play the um the creepy Quasimodo butler who answers the door for a second? for Hello. Welcome. Hey, baby. Kisses. Haven't seen you in a hot minute. my my I know.
00:41:41
Speaker
you look Great. Thank you. I started doing dumbbell curls. oh Oh, my goodness. I can see it. That back is toned.
00:41:57
Speaker
Scumwatch. Who is at the door? His name is Scumwatch? Yeah. It's Lady Barabelle, of course.
00:42:08
Speaker
That's who we have on your calendar, sir, ma'am. Oh my goodness. It's okay, don't worry. She hates it when you confuse her with Vlad, but she brings the same energy. It's okay.
00:42:19
Speaker
Scummy, go prepare us some tea. like queen ah Hello.
00:42:30
Speaker
It's been like a lifetime. Yes, a lifetime for you, my little suckling. You're so funny. i forget how funny you are. You're just like hilarious.
00:42:45
Speaker
Yes, yes. What are you doing here in my home? Unannounced. Came to bring you some goodies, of course.
00:42:59
Speaker
and You hope to get back in my good graces with your little bubbles, is it? What do you mean your good graces? ah Always in your good graces. It's a me. It's Barabel. It's your babe.
00:43:14
Speaker
I'm not my sister. My God, she's so annoying. Annabelle, ugh. Actually, I've been talking with Annabelle quite recently. You've been talking to that doll? Oh, jeez.
00:43:27
Speaker
That's concerning. Um... What? Listen, listen. I don't think you understand how long my memory is.
00:43:40
Speaker
Because i still think about what happened at the chalet. I thought that was like water under the bridge.
00:43:52
Speaker
No, the water is very much still very much over the bridge. Right. The bridge is under the water.
00:44:02
Speaker
It is no longer a bridge. It is a room. Okay. I'm going to take my sunglasses off because I've been wearing them this whole time. I didn't think you were going to be still thinking about that, but just in case I came prepared with some of your favorites and I opened my bag and I take out some blood bags. I'm like, this is fresh freshman blood for you. I know that's your favorite, obviously college. They're of age. ah um
00:44:35
Speaker
engaged Just in case, just in case, clarify here. ah wolf hi No, no, no. I got them from your favorite, favorite blood donation truck. um And i thought that maybe this would just spice up our relationship again, you know? Just, like, bring it back so we can be the two just two besties that we've always been, that we've always, that relationship, we just need to rekindle it.
00:45:07
Speaker
It just needs
Stubert's Bowling Friend and Work Predicament
00:45:08
Speaker
a little blood. de Just a little. Just take a little. You know, Barabel, I was on the phone with Peyton the other day He was not very pleased with you.
00:45:21
Speaker
And I thought that I taught you to treat the middle as the utmost. But it seems you are falling behind in your lessons and you have forgotten your way.
00:45:39
Speaker
If Vlad was coming to our meetings, then maybe I would have someone else to look up to, but he stopped coming to our- We don't talk about my ex in this house.
00:45:52
Speaker
I thought you were still in contact with him. I'm sorry. i am in contact. All right. But I have moved on. When I say i was on the phone with Peyton, it was to arrange what he was going to bring by for dinner, by the way.
00:46:09
Speaker
Thanks for asking. Peyton's coming? No, wait, no. I can't see Peyton because he really needs... Did he tell you about the ad? He told me about everything, Barabel. Oh, no.
00:46:21
Speaker
That is what lovers do. Wait a second. You and Pepe are together?
00:46:34
Speaker
Together is such an inconsistent word. We are one being sharing two bodies. We have a symbiotic relationship?
00:46:47
Speaker
Yes, we smash a gliss on the regular. I see one of the NPCs in the tree is going to be Peyton Manning. Okay. um I just want to clarify, Vlad is a middle child too. This has been researched. Stubert, let's move on to you.
00:47:05
Speaker
You spent the whole afternoon with John. With John? Yeah. From work? Yeah. Oh, he's just such a really nice guy, you know? He was showing me the ropes, he told me not to take it too personally, and that, you know, everyone loses their ice cream, their frozen yogurt privileges every once in a while. You know, he didn't have a lot of really nice things to say about Felix. He called him he called him a lot of nasty names. You know what I mean? But I was like, hey, you know, that's that's one of my guys. ah And he just sort of shrugged. But, you know, he was a good guy. He he was a lot nicer than those crypto bros.
Stubert's Haunting Memory and Joy
00:47:41
Speaker
you you You sit down at your desk and you get a little email alert. you go You've got mail. And you click it open and you see an email from your manager that says that some of your referrals have fallen through.
00:47:54
Speaker
which is weird for you because you obviously didn't apply for anything. And it says you need to go get some simple recommendations from one of your, somebody who will provide you skill, like, you know, qualifications for this job, that you're a responsible leader, you take initiative, that you take initiative,
00:48:12
Speaker
and that you're a compassionate listener. Those are the three traits that you're trying to get this person in your life to say. Who is the person you go to who you think will say this about i got exactly the guy.
00:48:26
Speaker
So I go down to the bowling alley every Wednesday night, and my best bud there on the team is Ronald Johnson. Ron John. It's Ron John and Stuber.
00:48:38
Speaker
He's got my back. He's another salt of the earth down to down to Mars guy. He gets it. and So let's cut to the bowling alley that Wednesday night.
00:48:50
Speaker
oh Hey there, Ron John. Hey, Stubert. Ronnie J. Stubert. Welcome to the game. You missed the first round, but we're just about to start number two. All right. You know me, I'm always up for a good number two. Oh, you goofer. You know what?
00:49:08
Speaker
I goof you gaffed. That's the way it goes. Hey, Ron, listen. Let me let me buy another brewski there while i while I tuck your ear at you for a second. That's a phrase. um Listen, i I got a new jab.
00:49:22
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I'm working. Oh, yeah? It's a... What are you doing? I'm not allowed... i It's the pyramid scheme.
00:49:33
Speaker
yeah No. Pyramid scheme. Well, I guess you got to do whatever you got to do to bring home the bacon. Am I right, Stu? No, I said pyramid seam. It's, uh, we make jeans.
00:49:45
Speaker
Oh. Jorts mostly. Well, i've been I've been looking for a new pair, you know. These are a little worn down. I got patches all over them. Well, yeah, I can probably get you some as soon as I ah get through, you know, the final couple of ah training sessions, which brings me to ah my point there here is that um I need a... Hey, bowlers, do you want your regular brewskis? Oh, yes. Hey, dog-ski, you know what? Just a couple of regulars for a couple of regulars. Amen. Oh.
00:50:21
Speaker
Alrighty, what about your appetizer sampler? You know what? I think it's one of them Lorded Wednesdays. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, I had one before you got here, stupid, but I'm thinking I could probably even go for a second today.
00:50:35
Speaker
You know I'm always down for a number too. Oh! Always. Double trouble! I said, stated before. Thanks, Doug-ski. Thanks. Hey, hey, hey. So listen, Ranjan. Yeah, yeah. I need a a written sort of recommendation. And you know me, I don't like to ask for a lot of favors, but... Yeah, you know, hold on just one second. I'm going for a four-bagger right here, and I got to take this shot. Hold on. You... sure shep that I just bowled a strike.
00:51:06
Speaker
ah So yeah, oh, I'm sorry, Stuber, what were you saying? Do you see that four-bagger though? I'm on i'm on a real tear here. Dude, I was a real good four-bagger. You could turn that into a five-bagger. That's probably a thing people say. Yeah, it actually is.
00:51:18
Speaker
At a certain point, they start having cool names. Yeah, it was a turkey, now four-bagger. What were you saying before? Oh, just, you know, I'm trying to just ease on in here, but maybe I should, instead of dipping my little toe, I should just go whole hog in there. Whole hog.
00:51:37
Speaker
I need a yeah need a recommendation for work, you know what I mean? you know You know how you're always saying, like, oh, Ron, oh, you're Ron John. Sure am. it's Hubert.
00:51:50
Speaker
You're such a good leader, you should pick the music we listen to tonight. You know how you said that? you think i I do, yeah, and you picked you know you picked our team's shirts, and look at this. I mean, I never looked better.
00:52:02
Speaker
That's true. Would you say into this microphone that that's showcasing leadership qualities? Oh, that's really close to my face. Hang on. Sorry about that. What is the thing you want me to say there, Stubart?
00:52:14
Speaker
ah Just, you know, just if you could bring up casually in this normal conversation that we're having around a couple of beers. Oh, hey, you know what, Stubert? You're actually up. Do you mind taking your shot? Oh, sure. Here I go. Here goes old Stubert giving him the old twinkle toes. You know what I mean? hey yeah And he rolls it like a granny.
00:52:37
Speaker
Um, uh, Stubart, the ball makes its way down the aisle, uh, down the lane, and it clunks into the gutter, and the sound of it hitting the gutter reminds you of a ah moment in your life that, like, maybe gunfire was or a loud door slamming, and it was a very dark, intense moment. What would that have been?
00:53:00
Speaker
Oh. um That would be the ah sound of the gunfire going off in the front room of the bar, and I'm hiding back in the dry stock storage area, trying not to make a goddamn sound. you You're in there in that room, and you hear the gunfire. You hear glass shattering. You hear people screaming in pain. Somebody's clearly been shot.
00:53:29
Speaker
You hear people smashing in the door, trying to get in and find things. You hear people yelling, we're going to start a fire. Let's just burn it out. Let's just get everyone that way. Let's get out. And then you feel a joy Something about this memory is comforting, like the fire is warm, the bangs remind you of fireworks and excitement, and you look up in the smoke and the chaos, and you see a little teddy bear sitting on the floor.
00:54:03
Speaker
And it just has the words, I love you. and it toddles up and hugs you. And the memory is gone. And you're back in the bowling alley.
00:54:16
Speaker
Jesus, Marion Joseph, what the hell was that? ah Yeah, not your best shot there, Stu. Huh? Oh, what? Oh, yeah, sure, sorry about that. Hey, you know what? I was just thinking about where I got work on the brain, and until I get this report done, man, my bowling's gonna not be top-notch.
Reunion at Gas Station and Reflections
00:54:36
Speaker
So if I could just get you to say that, you know, I show real initiative, like when I, um... All right, you guys. Here's your appetizer tower.
00:54:46
Speaker
The two brewskis. And I included a holy guacaboli on the house. ah Wow, Dougie. Thank you. Gosh, that's great timing there, Dougie. Dougski, thank you so much. Really appreciating that. This incredible.
00:55:02
Speaker
You gonna need anything else? No, I don't think so. We're good, thanks. I'll actually just go ahead and get one more round going because i know we're gonna we're gonna be here bowling. I'm gonna be here drinking, if you know what I mean. Oh.
00:55:14
Speaker
You know, me and Stu, we put away the pins and we put away the beers. Might as well bring you picture. Just a couple of pinheads pinning it down. You know what I mean, Dougski? BRB.
00:55:28
Speaker
Okay there. Hey, you think I'm a good listener?
00:55:36
Speaker
It's been a week. You guys have all been living your lives, and you really, your work for the agency starts to feel like a weird dream, because while you have awareness of your anomaly and you're able to use its powers casually when you see fit in your day-to-day life, you don't hear from anyone, you don't see anyone.
00:55:56
Speaker
Well, until one day, serendipitously... Felix, you're at a gas station and Barabelle, you're waiting for somebody to pump gas into your car.
00:56:09
Speaker
It's not even a city where people pump gas, but that's your just general expectation. That's fair. And Stubert, yeah one of your other previous co-workers works at that gas station. And so you just happen to be stepping out of the gas station and you see Barabelle calling for his assistance with her car.
00:56:27
Speaker
Oh, hey, Bearbell. Hey there. Hey, it's Stubert from work. From the, oh, from secret work. Oh, wait, which secret work? You know, that seems like a whole bag of worms that I don't want to open. Mostly because they're so slimy, you know what I mean? Stubert. I think we've met, yeah, maybe. Oh my goodness, hi Felix, how you just been? What the fuck?
00:56:53
Speaker
Hey, hey, what you doing? What you doing standing out there? eggs I'm just waiting for someone want to pump some gas into my car. I'm hosting a sleepover tonight. I have things to do. Yeah, don't we all? Don't we all? You know what? Why don't you let me do that? I'll pump the gas for you. But you work here. That's wonderful. Work with you and Phil. Sure.
00:57:18
Speaker
Hey, Stuber. right Yeah, okay. Hey, Felix. Hey, thank God someone remembers me. Thought I was sort of like a ghost. You know what I mean? Like, hey, knock, knock. Can you hear me? You know what I mean? But that's not true because you can see me and I'm physically corporeal. You really here, right?
00:57:34
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, i I can see you. You're acting weird, but you're here. Can you can you put 50? Thank you. Yep. Sure. Hey. Hey. is Should we all be together here outside of thee the office? You know, I don't think we're... Usually something weird has to happen for us to all get together, but I don't know. That seemed like a bit of a coincidence, but there's nothing in the handbook that says we can't hang out.
00:58:03
Speaker
And, you know... It might look even weirder if we were intentionally not
Closing and Listener Engagement Request
00:58:07
Speaker
hanging out. You know, this throws anyone off the trail of, you know, the secret job.
00:58:14
Speaker
That's true. We do want people to not be on our trail. Yeah. And not act suspicious. Do either of you have a focaccia recipe by any chance?
00:58:24
Speaker
I don't know what that is. Okay. Great. What about you, gas station man? You look like you like bread. I... The most savage insult I've ever heard. like bread. Still not a gas station, man.
00:58:43
Speaker
Stubert. Yeah. You hear these words from your friend. ah And initially, it's hurtful. it so like It's weird and painful to have somebody you thought you had a closeness to not remember who you are.
00:58:57
Speaker
And and you you you feel yourself sitting in those feelings... Close your eyes for a second, and this anger bubbles away, and you see this teddy bear in your mind's eye.
00:59:11
Speaker
And he comes up to you, and he hugs you again. And this anger, this frustration, this this sadness that Barabel is making you feel is replaced with joy.
00:59:25
Speaker
It's confusing, but it feels good that she doesn't remember who you are. That's nice. I love you too, teddy bear. You know, I'll find you that focaccia recipe there, Bear-A-Bell.
00:59:38
Speaker
I'm sure I got something ticking around in the old brain box here somewhere. ah I'm feeling pretty good. So kind of you, thank you.
00:59:49
Speaker
Welcome. You're welcome.
00:59:53
Speaker
Yeah, I'm just gluten-free, you know, and you look like you thrive from gluten. ah Yeah. Do I still feel good?
01:00:06
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Thanks for listening. This is that boring part of the podcast where I desperately beg you to leave us a nice review, and you're probably just hitting the plus 30 second button to get to the next thing in your queue. Whatever's more fun to listen to. But if you are listening, we just want to thank you for listening to our fourth episode, and hopefully you've left us a review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening.
01:00:28
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Also, feel free to just join our Discord. The information is listed in the show notes. You can ask us a question, give us some feedback, correct us on all the rules we're getting wrong. I'd like to thank Blood Boy for providing us with the intro and outro tracks, and the creators of Triangle Agency for this fantastic system. We are having the best time with it.
01:00:47
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Tune in two weeks from now as our heroes continue their hunt and solve whatever this giant teddy bear of joy is all about. Thanks for listening.