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Speaker: Jesus is the first, the last, the beginning and the end. He's the same yesterday and today and forever. So because of him and his sacrifice on the cross and his resurrection power, we can actually travel through the realms of time and space. I have moved in this activation for many, many years. God has many times taken me back in time to a place where a curse came upon my family line and allowed me to release the presence of the cross and the resurrection. And when I came back, I knew that issue had been solved because whatever affliction I was dealing with,
Speaker: be it a mental or emotional problem or a financial issue, or even a disease or disorder that had come upon my body would be healed because of me being able to access time and space. I'm gonna show you in this session how Jesus healed people and even delivered them of demonic oppression by going back in time.
Speaker: Hello and welcome to Grown Up Christian. I'm Casey. And I'm Sam. I'm joining you from beautiful Pensacola, Florida. He's checking out Pensacola Christian College. um He's just trying to get ahead of the curb for when he does have kids. He wants to really do a lot of diligent research.
Speaker: I'm trying to pick the perfect spot to do like a ah Ted Bundy sort of deal. Okay. with Yeah. a lot of, well, is there, is is Pensacola a marshlandy area? Is that one of those areas? It's just kind of like, to be honest, all I've really seen so far is the highway. So I couldn't tell you any alligator roadkill. Is that a thing? and and Not so far. Can you imagine could you imagine just smashing into an alligator at 70 miles an hour on a motorcycle? Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, what are the speed limits in Pensacola on the highways? I always liked that. I mean, so far it's been pretty low. It's like 60. Oh, that's so dumb. That is so anti-freedom, dude. I thought Florida was better than that. That pisses me off.
Speaker: I know. This place is a mess. Dude, I remember. It has like such a bifurcated identity between white trash and Caribbean migrant. Yeah.
Speaker: Massachusetts always, ah they they they do they stop at 65. Occasionally, you'll find some like this some back roads that might be like 50. Not back roads. like You're not on a highway. You're cutting through towns, but they're wide roads, and you might get like a 50 or 55 out of it, and that feels liberating.
Speaker: 65 highway, interstate, that's it. And then you bump down to Connecticut. and yeah um Is it Connecticut? maybe Actually, I can't remember if Connecticut has a 70 stretch. I don't, I'm not, you don't really get 70 until you're like in Maryland, maybe. Hmm.
Speaker: Pennsylvania, I think might still be locked in at 65. At least when I cut down the major interstates with 75 in Kansas, but then there's some places where it goes up to 80. Really? Montana was 80. And they don't need it's 80 on like a windy road without guardrails next to a giant lake too.
Speaker: yeah i remember when i was a kid driving through montana and i was just like it was like 55 60 and you are like you're on the right side of the road and then you know 10 feet to your right is a cliff down into a massive lake and you're just like you guys sure live different out here and the guy was driving was like yeah it's fine the idiots weed themselves out like oh That's true freedom language right there. That is, that is as um ah libertarian as it gets right there.
Speaker: I think, I think like more States needs sort of like Darwinian calling methods, Like yeah whether it's gonna be, you know, it's too flat in Kansas for for, to just expect the highway to do all the work. So I don't know, maybe we could install like quicksand or tar pits or something like that. Yeah, it's something like Mario Kart classic and NES oil spills.
Speaker: You could put a, you could put a NOS energy drink over top of a quicksand pit and we'd get rid of so many like worthless dregs. You can, it's, you you literally just are allowed to litter to make the highways more dangerous.
Speaker: Just throw all your shit down. Just a bag of banana peels. Yeah, dude, i I wonder, I don't know if I know anybody who's ever slipped on a banana peel.
Speaker: I've always kind of wanted to test the the ah hypothesis, though. It makes you question the how you know reputable that concept is. that's so It's very Looney Tunes, and it's you know is is that tantamount to, or's like is that like synonymous with drop an anvil falling out of the sky? Is it just not is it just a thing that doesn't happen?
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I think it's just conditioning. It's like they teach you from an early age to accept the liberal media's lies. Yeah, yeah dude the liberal media is off the rails these days. they're not I mean, it's so bad that rightfully so, they're not allowed in the White House anymore. Thank God.
Speaker: yeah Between them and these woke tech companies that cave day one on like Gulf of America and –
Speaker: It's great. There's ah like Ford Pinto or whatever we're doing. The new season of South Park came out and I don't want to go too hard on South Park right now, but they largely left politics out of the new season. I think they were getting a little exhausted with it based on some interviews I heard. They're like, just keeping up with the current events is nuts. So they they kind of were like, ah we'll do a return to our roots thing and just do cultural commentary, whatever.
Speaker: um So what like the first episode was... yeah e-bikes take over the city. All the kids in South Park are getting e-bikes and starting biker gangs and shit. And all like the adults are so sick of seeing e-bikes on the road.
Speaker: Um, but a couple of the the political jokes that i thought were great were, um, south South Park is now South America. And then, uh, so every time they refer to South America, South Park, they just talk about South America. And then, um,
Speaker: did i already mention this? i think I feel like maybe I talked about this already. I don't know. but I don't think so. ah But the best one was... ah because all the kids are on their e-bikes they're just like oh my god i can't wait till november hopefully everything will be better in november because that's when gta 6 comes out hopefully these kids go inside and just start playing video games again yeah
Speaker: o dude i'm using this uh travel time to kind of put together i feel like you get to like i'm i'm at the I'm in the last gasp of my 30s now.
Speaker: I'll be 40 next year. And I kind of got it. This was kind of my 30s. This is my 30s project. And I ah really have to start thinking about like what's the next decade.
Speaker: You know. And I think I got it. Okay. I know. um I'm going to start a Bill Ingvall tribute act. but yeah you know what you got something prepared oh there's so much there's so much material dude what does it mean as a tribute act are you just gonna use his jokes or are you gonna base your jokes around the bill langvall act i'm just gonna recycle it i mean you know like
Speaker: there's no second draft on a Bill Ingvall joke. Like it's, it's pickled to perfection. You mean? Yeah. Yeah. It's peak comedy. You're right. ah Perfect craftsmanship, incredible joke writing, the setups, the punchlines. I mean, it, it doesn't really get better, especially now. yeah When you, when you think of where comedy is at, when these like these big wig,
Speaker: like millionaire comics. It's just like, Oh God, we need, we need that blue collar shit back. You know, let's go back to just a, a, a man who's a four who just hates his family.
Speaker: Like yeah that's the kind of comedy that we need back. And occasionally throws in accents from people of, from, you know, China or the middle East. Yeah. The clip I was studying earlier, he did a native American movie.
Speaker: Oh, that's. And that was pretty good. um But yeah, he's just got so many classics, you know, like the here's your sign stuff. Here's your sign. It's all good. Here's your sign. Oh, that was. He's like, some people are just, some people just need a sign that says I'm stupid.
Speaker: Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah. I actually forgot he was here. Your sign. I think I might've been thinking that was Jeff Foxworthy, but Jeff Foxworthy was, you might be a redneck, right? Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah, Jeff talks where he's a little more highbrow, you know. Just a little. Yeah, he's like a man of the people, Bill Ingalls. He's for people who still get their hands dirty under a car for a living. Right, right.
Speaker: Yeah, you mind if I try out a couple on you? Yeah, i of course. Dude, I would love it. I'm excited. Okay. Let me get into character here. Now, are these yours or are these are you just recycling his jokes? No.
Speaker: At this point, you know, mine, Bill's, like it's so melded together. Yeah. cause yeah the It's like a hive mind of blue collar horse shit. Yeah. it's just one big stew pot of, of, of mediocrity. Yep.
Speaker: So, yeah. So the other day, me and my buddy, uh, we went fishing. Right. And, right you know, we're, we're coming up off the, off the boat onto the dock, got a big stringer full of bass. And the guy looks at him, he goes, y'all catch all them fish.
Speaker: And I said, nope. Talked him into giving up. Here's your sign. Oh, how about that, dude? du And it's funny because it's like, like you're good at negotiating with wildlife. and That's the funny part, I think.
Speaker: Yeah, it's multi-layered for sure. There's a lot of layers. Yeah. I like things that send the audience home thinking a little bit. Right. Because they' like something that makes you chuckle tomorrow, too. Right. And it's funny because they'll spend the rest of their life trying to figure out why they are the why they didn't get the joke.
Speaker: And then they're like that other people and then they're asking around. So word of mouth takes over. And now all a sudden everyone's talking about you and your jokes. Right. Yeah. I thought about like, okay, well maybe there's an maybe there's a way to expand upon this thing a little bit. I thought about calling it Trilling Vault and sort of mixing in a Malibu's Most Wanted sort of thing.
Speaker: Okay. I don't think I get it. So I'll be talking to my friends about that. So that's still helping you, but maybe mean you can explain it. And then that way, if I tell my friends, they can, I can explain it to them when they give up.
Speaker: You're proof of concept. You tell me if this works or if I just need to stick to the, to the classics. Okay. I kind of, you gotta, you gotta adopt an idea. You gotta go. I, uh, the other day, my wife and I had this crew over when there was painting our house in, uh,
Speaker: We got an upright piano over against the wall. Homeboy looks at it, he goes, that's y'all's piano? And I said, nope. Nope, that's our coffee table. It's just got buck teeth.
Speaker: Oh, I thought you were talking into giving up, dude. That sounds good. I just throw the same fudge. Well, that then you'd be fitting right into that whole thing.
Speaker: that's your joke dude that's your thing is i talked it into giving up dude crowd goes wild stadiums dude roaring here chanting chi oh trill not casey trill trill trill dude your ego gets huge you can't handle it you you overshadow her career her her public career of cosplay. You, dude, and then it's, then you do the materials endless after you and your wife start arguing about stuff like that. Yeah, dude. I mean, cause that's really like, that's the Billing Vol spirit. Like you have to, you have to have a disdain for your wife.
Speaker: Like that's important, right? That's where comedy comes from. Have you considered ah going to Austin and seeing if you can take this character to kill Tony?
Speaker: if you like The Bill Engvall of Timmy No Break sort of... Because I swear to God, dude, I i swear to God, if you if you followed through on this, there's a really good chance like this idea you could push this idea into an episode of Kill Tony. and the Yeah, it would be it would be what it was. We know how that show operates. But the real joke is on them because it was just as... you know It's like...
Speaker: You have the upper hand now. You're like the whole you've you it's it's it's more it's more Andy Kaufman than it is Bill Burr, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Like there's no such thing as bad publicity. Right. Right. So that is that is like ah that's a sure when you bust out that argument, that's a sure sign that like you're you're failing on social media.
Speaker: Like when when the entire public is against you on something and you go, you guys just keep leaving comments because I'm ah making money off of all of your ah your hate comments and views. yeah So I don't don't even care. Actually, I like it. yeah That's when you know the person's about to lose their mind. The Michael Rabaport approach.
Speaker: and Snowball incoming. Yeah.
Speaker: It's funny because I was like i was talking to April, though, about because she did. She's never listened to any stand up comedy at all. She really doesn't like it. Yeah. and she It's just like it does not work for like her sense of humor at all. So like I was telling her about like blue collar comedy tour was huge when I was like in middle school and we would it's like everybody just memorized the jokes. Everyone had on DVD.
Speaker: Yeah. Get her done was like the ultimate like rehash joke. that You know what? Larry the Cable Guy, get her done. Bill Engvall, here's your sign.
Speaker: Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a redneck. Ron White,
Speaker: did He didn't have a catchphrase. Did he? Tater salad. Oh, fuck. Yeah. But was that a catchphrase or that just a, was that a punchline that everyone was just like, Oh, we have to quote tater salad now I think that was more of that. Yeah. I think and he's the only one that was out like, okay. Legitimately like Ron White's actually funny. He's a good comedian. Yeah. you know The rest of them are kind of hackish, but you know, where the cable guy's kind of a beloved public figure. Mater. and we mean I know him better as Mater.
Speaker: He put tow trucks and Prolotech OTC on the map, dude. They owe it all to him. um Here, i get okay. i've been So I've been playing Billing Ball clips for April, like much to her disdain. She hates it.
Speaker: this is This is your way of saying you're actually unhappy in marriage, but you don't have the balls to initiate divorce. Look how much Bill Engvall hates his marriage. She's going to be like, that's been enough. I can't do this anymore. he is seriously like, he is He doesn't even tell jokes. Like he doesn't even tell jokes. It's just, he's just the, the, like the disembodied voice of like the angsty boomer who made every bad decision with their life. You got to hear, i mean, this is like this, if this isn't boomer coded, then there's no such thing. Okay.
Speaker: This is a bit called Starbucks. You'll never guess where this is going. I'm sure he has a complaint. tell something else I'm not going anymore. not going to go to Starbucks for coffee anymore. And I'll tell you why. The cheers. Two reasons.
Speaker: Number one, i don't think I should have to learn another language just to order a cup of coffee. Oh my God. You know? He's right, dude. He's so right. What happened to small, medium, large? Oh, observational There's a reason we didn't convert to the metric system, people. We don't get it.
Speaker: I give you a little bit of self-deprecation. That's good. I'm a barista. I go, shut up. You pour coffee. You're going to have a hatred for young people too. My wife will not just order a coffee. Oh my God.
Speaker: It's like this chemistry lab experiment. We have one right by our house and if we every day when we go in there, we drink way too much coffee because we're in there every day. So we pull through the drive-thru and every time we pull through the drive-thru, I hesitate to look at Gail and go, okay.
Speaker: What do you want? Dude, his wife is so stupid. Oh, my God.
Speaker: It's coffee, for God's sakes. No, it's not. They do more than coffee. All I'm going to have a large mochiata with three shots of almond, three shots of dulce. I want no sugar, no fat, no foam, and I want an extra large cup.
Speaker: I'm not ordering that. That's such a long order, dude. Oh, it's funny because you said so many things. I'd like to see these again at some point. Oh, he wants to see your... Did he motion for tits? Yeah, he wants to hate Humper.
Speaker: So I gave Gale's order and I said, I'll just have a hot tea. So we pull around the drive-thru window and the girl hands me Gale's chemistry lab experiment. And she goes to hot tea and I go to take a sip of my tea and went, good lady, this is like a bazillion degrees.
Speaker: And the girl in the window went, did you order hot to cold tea? went, hot. Dude, she got him there. Really? Whoa. I'm getting busted by a coffee chip? Oh, it's funny because he said, chick.
Speaker: it's dig It's derogatory. Yeah. Oh. Because she doesn't make any money. Wow. He also likes to go around and pay for bum fights his spare time. Shut
Speaker: because she doesn't make any money wow so she takes my tea and pours it in a gigantic cup of ice he also likes to go around and paye for bum fights in his airtime fifty and minimum wage shut du theatorter Oh, it's so funny when people make minimum wage. Oh, what? You can't afford your one bedroom apartment and feed your children. Stupid bitch. He is a dude. He is a great bit about free range chicken.
Speaker: Oh, I bet it's he I bet he likes his cramped in a cage and thinks it's funny to talk about his wife is his dumb wife. His stupid wife is like, can you go get some chicken? he goes, whatever.
Speaker: And he picks up a thing of chicken. and She goes, no, don't get that chicken. Get the free range chicken. That chicken's been all cooped up. And he goes, honey, it's chicken.
Speaker: It's all cooped up. And then he goes on a very extensive rant about how he studied history. yeah And chickens aren't wild. There's no such thing as like herds of chickens.
Speaker: I mean, chickens are wild, just not here. Okay. But you know you can't get bogged down in the details. You're really taking the joy out of Bill Engvall.
Speaker: I get the premise though, because if it's not naturally wild to your area, it's fun to cage it. That's the joke. yeah like if if it's not naturally wild except for in one area so it's funny to put them in a small box yeah and let's be honest i mean like you want it like there that like that sort of vinegary taste of misery is what really makes like kfc chicken slap you know yeah that and the breading but i see where you're coming from yeah saturated fats and ah in a in a you know
Speaker: the the the longing for death i see and it's funny like i i just saw a comparison of um of chicken breast in the u.s in most grocery stores and then a picture of it in like europe and we all know we all know when you get like a chicken breast it's like four inches thick and like six inches wide you're like And it's pale.
Speaker: It's just like that pale, big chicken breast. And then you look at the ones in Europe and they're like a lot pinker, a lot dark. They're darker, they're smaller. And it's just, it it goes to show you like the U.S.'s obsession with pale, big, goth, baddie titties versus like...
Speaker: but Europe where they're just like yeah natural is beautiful you know i think that's the difference I think we're obsessed with like those large pale large pale breasts uh and that's the only chicken we want here yeah you want like three inches of chicken breast to cut through and the middle tastes like nothing yeah and it's just tough and you have to like I love when you get chicken breast and you have to trim the fat off of it that's when you know your shit's fucked up
Speaker: When I'm trimming the fat off of chicken breast, I go, what am I doing to my family right now? Yeah. because All because I wanted to spend like $2.49 a pound with the sale price instead of the $5.49 pound of like the actual good shit.
Speaker: Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, there's there again, there's a lesson to be learned there from Bill Ingvall is like, it you know, With a healthy amount of disdain for your family, you don't have to wrestle with those topics. and I would be better off because I wrestle with too many things. I would be better if I cared less about my family. So i hear where you're coming from. And I think that might be one area where Bill has mastered the American dream.
Speaker: Yeah, I just feel bad for him a little bit because turns out it's like his stupid wife poops. h And it stinks, dude. Yeah, I bet.
Speaker: I bet
Speaker: i bet he likes to comment on how she doesn't like when he tells that joke either. She doesn't like when I tell it, but it supports the family and buys them cheap chicken breast. That's right.
Speaker: Yeah. You know, his whole thing is like, uh, he doesn't like to see his wife pee. Um, you don't have to actually, that's the nice thing is actually you don't have to.
Speaker: Because she looks so helpless. You know, when a man pees, like he's doing something, he's holding on to something, you know, when a woman piece, he just like, h like she's waiting on a bus.
Speaker: i I love the lane ball.
Speaker: He, he hates how hard it makes. sense he hates He hates himself for how hard he gets when he looks at a helpless woman.
Speaker: Don't you poop, we're all going you so hard.
Speaker: He's like going for the reverse blumpkin. just ah Let me eat you out while you poop. It's funny because he's like his comedy stuff is like...
Speaker: it's fair it like It's as clean as it gets, but it it feels so mean. like Every bit of it just feels like, like oh man, this guy hates these people. like like he could He could just, ah he could do like Chris Ben-Wy's family at any point.
Speaker: That's why Nate Bargatze mastered the craft of being stupid and helpless. but not hating his, he he he married, he like bridged the gap and now he sells out two stadiums a night, you know?
Speaker: I mean, go i know he's in I know he's not in the greatest space right now for a lot of people, ah given his attendance of the UFC fight on the White House lawn, but- That really hurt I was personally offended. um i was disappointed. I'll be honest, I was disappointed. i was like,
Speaker: Come on. But then his movie came out and dude, his movie is the, the clips I've seen are just kind of embarrassing. It's like, I don't know. i don't need a full length feature film of your like helpless dad act of like, I don't know where my kids go to school. What am I supposed to do? when My wife's not here. How am I supposed to know where my kids go to school?
Speaker: Yeah, it's like if if King of Queens wasn't fat and funny. Yeah. Like, nobody needs it. Yeah. Just, ah you know, like in person, you know, voice a ah tugboat or something in the next, ah you know, inanimate object with personified Disney movie.
Speaker: Yeah. As long as, I mean, anything other than, ah literally anything other than a tow truck. and I mean, if Nate Bargatze voiced,
Speaker: an object in a Disney film or Pixar or DreamWorks. I don't know. I don't know what the difference is most of the time at this point. Um, cause I don't watch movies. Uh, but dude, he, I mean, you're, you're, you're getting launched into at least five sequels, you know, he'll be fine.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Think of how many hours the rock has spent like grinning in a closet. Yeah. Just voicing movies that no one should watch. And it's funny because the movies that he voices, like once you're like, once you're that A-list status, you're not even going like, you're not even in a room. You're not doing table reads. you're He shows up, goes into a booth by himself, records his lines and goes home.
Speaker: Doesn't even have to interact with the rest of the cast. He sees them for the first time at the red carpet event. He's got it made. Yeah. They're like, oh hey, this in this picture, you are sort of a muscly bullfrog, you know, and you you live in the swamp. And he's like, I'll do it. But all the other swamp creatures have to acknowledge me as God.
Speaker: And it's it's like in in this movie, you're going to play a Hawaiian guy. It's animated and you have a magic stick.
Speaker: And then we're going to remake that same movie live action. And we're going to cast you in that same role again. And it's going to be, it's like ah that the ultimate double dip. It is funny how like animated stuff in the U S has gone this route where it's like all of these celebrities that I don't know, are they even good in it? Some of them are, some of them fine, you know, like, but most of the it's like,
Speaker: if you didn't, you would never even acknowledge the performance that they gave had you not been like hit with advertisements that it was them over and over. it was just like a mediocre voice performance. Like they don't have, they used to have like voice actors that did all of these like animated films and stuff. Like you go back and watch some of the old Disney movies, like go watch The Sword in the Stone. Like the voice acting is great. It's yeah fantastic.
Speaker: But like, I don't know, it's kind of the funny like, uh, the the the contrast between like American animated stuff and then you watch like anime and it's like all these very like high level professional voice actors and it's night and day, you know? Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Dude. I don't know. I think that's part of why I don't get into movies anymore. Like you, like ah there was a time, and I guess it still is for a lot of people. It's like, I love this actor.
Speaker: and i want And then it's like they come out with new movie. It's like, oh, I love that actor. I need to go see it. And I usually feel like
Speaker: they like a lot of actors are... There's a few this this exceptions, of course. But like if you're Jason Statham, it's like if you've seen one Jason Statham movie, you've seen them all.
Speaker: He's the same guy in everything. But like i mean we know there's other ones like Daniel Day-Lewis, who's fantastic. He's also, you know, it's then, but then I think about it when I'm watching his movies and how much of a giant piece of shit he is because fuck you. If you're a method actor, like you're just a fucking loser. If you're a method actor, I don't,
Speaker: Oh, let me just, let me just get into character and treat everybody on for the, for six months of preparation, treat everyone. I know like shit and pretend I'm fucking Abraham Lincoln. Like, fuck you, dude. If you're a good actor, you don't need that preparation and practice. Like this is crazy.
Speaker: Disagree. that's It's not that serious. It's not that serious. and there I'm fine with it if Daniel Day-Lewis does it. i' If Jared Lett does it, I'm like, put him in jail. When he pretends to be the Joker, he's like, I'm sorry, I have to rape you. It's part of my character.
Speaker: i put all your vape handles in my butt. I thought it was funny to piss in your eye. yeah on set in front of our just getting a character just trying to be a rascally clown and then i just maniacally laugh while you're traumatized for life
Speaker: i hate him i hate him so much there is ah he does he's been credibly accused multiple times of sexual assault he's got like a cult yeah and look they're He bought like a like a like a Cold War like era like missile silo or military base or something like that where they used to do like psyops or something. he so Yeah, he wants to create an underground community like like the Silo hit Apple TV show. um
Speaker: But he also is one of those like people would be like, oh, he's he's people would talk about how attractive he is. And I think if you I think, look, ah that's kind of a subjective thing.
Speaker: But he his eyes, there's something about his eyes where you go, we know you're fucked in the head. We know you're not ah a safe person. like He has that like creepy, like he seems like a... Like a like a villain from Far Cry? yeah like it Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's that hits it real good. It's like that tech trillionaire...
Speaker: like secret society eyes wide shut kind of look to him. Yeah. I don't like him. Good thing is like, I don't know if he's going to keep like getting cast and all this stuff because he just keeps making bomb after bomb.
Speaker: Yeah. And what did he do? He he was in a Suicide Squad, right? Was that was it Suicide Squad where they cut a lot of his role out of the movie or something like that? Yeah, I actually I just watched a video about this. It was like a video talking about movies that won awards, but also like got widely panned by critics.
Speaker: So Suicide Squad was one of them could where it it won. like an Emmy or something for makeup and special effects. But then it won like four Razzies or something. Yeah. It was. And everybody. Yeah.
Speaker: But I don't think you can see him in a movie now without it being a flop. Like, I think people have turned on him so radically because he's such a pervert that they don't want anything. that No one wants to go see him on the big screen anymore. It's like, no, if we're done casting James Franco, can we be done with fucking Jared Leto?
Speaker: Yeah, I'll trade him. <unk> let's I'll trade for James Franco. Right? I just watched Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 with my daughter. And in I'm like, oh, ja i miss it I kind of miss James. for like I know what he did. i just, I want to go back to the before time. He's not ah he's a bad man. but He is. He was fun in movies.
Speaker: Yeah. Okay, so Suicide Squad. So they... they basically like had this whole screenplay and stuff. It was the guy who did, uh, Fury.
Speaker: Have you ever seen that? The world war two, like tank movie with, uh, no, I don't watch Shia LaBeouf. And yeah, this was before I swore off world war two movies. I think the last one I saw was saving private Ryan.
Speaker: It's okay. It's pretty good. It's a little miserable, you know, which I can appreciate. It's not just like constant, uh, you know, war is so cool and awesome and everybody should love it. Yeah. Yeah. But still anyways. Um, so the guy who made fury, which was pretty good.
Speaker: Um, he got tasked to make suicide squad and I guess it was more of a sort of like a uh, melancholy character drama sort of thing. A little close. It was more that than it was like, I don't know. Uh, uh,
Speaker: a 30 second commercial for people who collect Funko pops. Yeah. But so, but they got this DC and Warner brothers and whatever got so much flack for like how,
Speaker: bleak and miserable batman versus superman was that they actually like hired a company to come in and recut the movie oh yes i remember i remember this story they hired a company who did the trailer for bohemian rhapsody that was like the biggest credit that they had and you it it is funny like if you see that movie it's basically just a series of trailers And I guess they add that's when they added in all of the like licensed music and all of that. I don't know. That is one of the... I hate that movie more than almost anything I've ever watched. It's so bad.
Speaker: it because And it's frustrating because I'm sure the original cut was way better. And that's what people actually want. People want that. People want something like real. like Dude, watching... daughter and I watched the first... We watched...
Speaker: The first three X-Men movies we've watched, uh, Wolverine origins. Good one. but Yeah. Not a great movie. Well, rewatching it for the first time in over 10 years, I was like, I understand the hate that that movie received because of what they did to Deadpool. And they made him like that amalgamation of other superheroes. And it it was bad.
Speaker: Um, bad execution, but like zooming out and just watching it as like a movie. It's I don't I actually don't think it's that bad. I think it's entertaining. I think that they did a decent action movie with it. But, you know, when you are like stuck on the lore, like you. go Yeah, yeah, it it fails. But like in but watching the the original Spider-Man movies, Spider-Man 3, not that great, but You go, this is what, it's very obvious what changed in superhero movies, which was the first X-Men movie felt like a real movie.
Speaker: And like, once they developed the MCU, it just turned into just that cookie cutter formula. Like they just, they're just putting butts in the seats at the theater they and they're making it family friendly enough. And they're doing like all the grits taken out of it. All like the,
Speaker: real like... That pedophile put a lot of grit into those early X-Men movies. Anyway, we don't need to go down that MCU rabbit hole, but i think I think some of the older ones, you go, oh, someone made a real movie. like They attempted to make...
Speaker: a legitimate film and not just be like, all right, uh, give me the formula and I'll just like plug in the right characters. Right. And we'll just toss the script together. And I don't know. I miss that. I want I'm hoping the X-Men reboot, uh, kind of returns to like, uh, actual thing James Gunn gets hit by a falling piano.
Speaker: Yep. And, uh, And when he gets hit by it, they're like, how'd you catch that piano? And he's like, I didn't. I convinced it to land on me.
Speaker: Oh, okay. Do you want to talk about some Christian stuff? Yeah. I love give the people what they want. Yeah. That's what people are here for. Okay. So I had there's not some funny things here lately.
Speaker: Um, but there was, uh, I can't get past Catherine Crick. I just keep watching stuff about Catherine Crick. I just commented on a post that she made.
Speaker: i didn't go the incredibly silly route that you, you often take when you post on stuff, but she posted a picture of her because she got 600,000 followers on Instagram. Yeah.
Speaker: followers on instagram So she was very excited to share the news. And she had a cake with six zero, zero, zero, zero zero on it.
Speaker: And it's like her like blowing out the candles and it's pretty embarrassing. And um like most things she does. Yeah. And I just like, God, it just, and dude,
Speaker: Now she's up to 601,000 followers. That's nice. She's really, really doing the Lord's Her social media game's pretty good. I suppose if you like that sort of thing, which a lot of people do. I'm very discouraged sometimes by the comments on these videos that I watch, ironically, I guess.
Speaker: Like, the amount of people who take them seriously. And she's one thing. Like, she's she's ridiculous. But it's like, ah you can't. you can see how people are like gravity, how they gravitate towards that. It's got that like, uh, middle-class American flair of like, everything's about me and I can be this and I can do that and I can be healed and i can heal people and receive the anointing and all that stuff. I'm, I'm always like just shocked by how many people take like Richie the barber seriously.
Speaker: Yeah, and then you wonder, like, you click on some stuff and it's a lot of the same comments, like, praise Jesus, praise Jesus, praise Jesus, praise Jesus, and you go, and they'll have blue check marks and shit, and some you click on it's like a real profile, like a comedian or something, and you're like, why are they all saying the same thing and have actual followers and posts? Like, did you get hacked?
Speaker: Are these, like, just well-crafted bots? Like, what is going on? it it It really is shocking to see like how many people comment the same exact thing on some of her posts?
Speaker: Yeah, dude, somebody, somebody just smoked. richard It was so funny. It kind of like winced reading the comment because he posted this video where he's talking about, uh,
Speaker: being at this mansion party where it was like a big orgy and stuff. Oh, he was like sexually assaulted by all these different people. Oh my God. He's like, ah you know, I just woke up and I'm like, Whoa, there's prostitutes and hookers everywhere. And I didn't know who it like, they just kept sexually assaulting me and whatnot. it's like, it's hilarious to be like,
Speaker: I'm an insider. I lived a life of sin. I've seen the the gruesome underbelly and have been offered the, you know, the kingdoms of this earth. But now I'm, I'm a, I'm a holy and anointed and this and that and the other is like, you can't even like take responsibility for like the the sins you're making up.
Speaker: Like you have to be, I was drugged and, and assaultage. I didn't even like willingly participate in the sexual encounter. I'm bragging about. And he didn't even, he hasn't, he acts like he's been to all these parties. It's like, but he tells the same story. and when you hear him talk about it, he's like Oh yeah, man. And it was like,
Speaker: It was crazy, bro. Bro, like, no, there was a lot of crazy stuff going on. And then the other guy's like, oh yeah, like what? He sounds like he's reading a script. It sounds like they're doing like a table read.
Speaker: He's wearing like a tiny sequence top hat with ah with a rubber band around him, like on his head. And talking about how like he was offered the keys to Hollywood, you know, like this is how you become rich and famous and it stuff. and Not with that look. No one wants you for anything. You fucked your face up, you fucking idiot. But I was like reading through the comments and ah this guy tatted up Grizzly wrote, I guess you weren't very good, got taken advantage of and you're still laughing at me.
Speaker: it's like oh that hurts and that's that is what that's kind of the vibe he's writing is like i fail i was such a failure in that world that now i'm just gonna go hard in this direction like no one wanted you you were even if all those stories are true it's like dude you would have gobbled up the keys to that kingdom you were for sure wri for it And then he's like, when that didn't happen, he's like, all right, let me go for the keys to Christ's kingdom. I'll gobble that one up instead.
Speaker: You should have gotten a look at me taed tattooed across his forehead. That would have been like the most appropriate message. Yeah. So, uh, Catherine Crick though, she's had some, she's had some trials recently, but She keeps posting all these videos of like deliverances and whatnot. And yeah some of them have gotten so funny, like the the absurdity of it Because it's like, it's this, we've talked about it before, but it's it's clearly like this internal culture that's built where these people- Yeah, and they're mimicking each other.
Speaker: Like you come on stage ready to perform and like mimic this idea of a demon that yeah countless other people she's delivered have set for you. And when they're trying to like outdo each other, some of them turn out hilarious. So this is a lady. ah I can't remember what country this is from, but she cracked me up.
Speaker: Feel free and just as usual. people and i know My dream hits, get my city.
Speaker: Get my city, the people, receive the reward. Is that Melania Trump? Get my city, the people, receive the reward.
Speaker: Thank you, Jesus. This is the fire of God. This is the fire of God. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. This is the fire of God. Igniting her invite her city. Oh, my God.
Speaker: It's just like hands by her side and just like vibrating and headbanging. It looks like he's practicing moshing. That's what homeschool kids look like when they practice moshing in their front lawn after they've discovered Norma Jean in 2001.
Speaker: that's what homeschool kids look like when they practice moshing in their front lawn after they've discovered norma jean in two thousand and one Yeah, that's it you go to a metalcore show and the guy who shows up in like a spiked vest in ah in um in a Mohawk, that's how he gets into the pit and does that.
Speaker: He's got the God's Not Dead be ah patch sewn into the back of it. Yeah, yeah. i This is what punk looks like, right?
Speaker: So she ah she went on show and got absolutely torn apart. I'm surprised she did like a press invite for something that wasn't
Speaker: ah say like already like predetermined like what the questions would be. or I mean, maybe that's what she walked into. Sometimes they'll bait and switch you. They'll be like, yeah, here are the questions, and then you don't get those questions. But usually she only goes into like friendly media.
Speaker: Yeah. like that That was a risk on her part that clearly didn't pay off. So she was on this show, this talk show from a lady named Tamron Hall, which – I wasn't familiar with apparently when April was like getting all the like invites for Taylor Swift lookalike stuff. I guess she got invited to do this show.
Speaker: But um i don't know. I don't know where this airs or anything. But this lady's she rules. She did this so well and she did it in such a like polite way too. It was that's the way to do it, man. I love that.
Speaker: And it was just watching Catherine Crick's face, like as she gets grilled for just the absurdity. Like these people are so clearly like worshiping her. Yeah. and And put aside, like, you know, there's there's no shortage of videos online of of other, you know, fundamentalist Christian people being like, this is not right. This doesn't honor Jesus. It honors herself as if, even as an outsider who's not involved in any of that, you look at this and you're like,
Speaker: oh, this is so clearly just about worshiping her. Like she's some sort of deity, you know? so Well, so my comment on that post to that point, I was just like, oh, I love the way you've made 5F Church all about you, exclamation mark.
Speaker: Religious cults only work when they have a great cult of personality personality. keeping them together. Keep up the great work of talking, of taking the Lord's name in vain, swindling people in search of hope and ruining lives while showing the rest of us how empty and vapid most of Christianity is. Heart, heart, heart.
Speaker: ah
Speaker: Yeah, there is a, There was some, some spots in here where the tension was just like, oh, it was uncomfortable, but she really presses her on like the faith healing stuff.
Speaker: And me see if I can find it. Made it go viral. I've that woman. Absolutely. That's how it began with that viral video. It actually went viral on my 30th birthday.
Speaker: do you believe the breakthrough for you has been the ability to reach the masses through social media absolutely that's how it began with that viral video it actually went viral on my thirtieth birthday and What was it about that video you think that made it go viral?
Speaker: God, completely. It was so supernatural. God. I've been putting out videos for so long. That one, I did pray at the end, which is something different. And I also showed the power of God moving. um But it was really the hand of God upon it because there was thousands of people who commented testifying the first deliverance, a casting out of a demon,
Speaker: at our church happened a couple months later and that video went really viral. And obviously you know when people hear that casting out of, is this something that George Davey told you that you had the ability to do? How how does one come to the realization or belief to do that?
Speaker: So I saw him cast out demons, um and I knew, i had this feeling like God's calling me to do this someday. Whoa. He said that he saw God doing many miracles through me, but he wasn't specifically saying, you're going to cast out ready demons or anything like that. So one day, um it was 2021, and I had begun ministering in 2017. So a few years later, one day, I started praying for this woman, as I had always prayed for people for years, every certain day for me. Blah, blah. Testimonies have poured in from people saying that they were healed of colon cancer, breast cancer, skin cancer, brain tumors, autism.
Speaker: When you use the word healed, are you making a medical claim or are you repeating what people said to you? Uh-oh. Repeating what they're testifying? Some of them bring medical reports, but I don't say that you know they they must.
Speaker: you You actually posted a video from one of your events where you bring up a sick woman on stage. Let me play that clip. Somebody here needs healing of cancer. Come here, come here.
Speaker: Every spirit behind causing this cancer must leave her now. This lady was close to the white dad. She looks like she rehearsed for the Jabberwocky.
Speaker: then she told her and your followers that she will live and not die. Have you followed up with her since? Do you know what happened?
Speaker: and then she died i told her and your followers that she will live and not die have you followed up with her since what happened Well, when i say you will live and not die, this is me we are called to speak a life. and speak that would not what is not. So when I say be healed, you are healed. I am speaking life.
Speaker: That's what we are called to do. It's not that I'm saying this is the physical reality right now. oh my god It may be. or if glo There are people in this audience right now. They're survivors of cancer and of disease. And this idea that you providing this kind of hope.
Speaker: that we know that medical issues should be addressed by a trained medical professional. And I've never shared that you shouldn't go to a doctor or you shouldn't receive medicine. I've never taught that. And I'm not against you're healing them, why do they need to go to a doctor? Jesus provides healing. It's what I believe personally. He says, heal the sick. So should I ignore that? You know, I believe that when people have faith in God. I guess, if believe they are healed, why then do they need to go to a doctor?
Speaker: God does what he wants to do. Sometimes he uses doctors. Sometimes he uses doctors. Sometimes God, and I just am called to do what God wants me to do to pray for people. People know the big messine burger there's one faith and johns treat with medicine, they treat with trained specialties, the nervous smile saying that you are healing and treating with hands.
Speaker: This is the power of God. it's It's what people believe. people guys don't want to believe, they don't want to believe. My job is to do what God has called me to do, which is to preach the gospel, heal the sick by his power, cast out demons. And so when people want to come and believe that Jesus can heal and deliver them, I'm called to pray for them. As simple as that.
Speaker: Coming up, we've seen the viral video. Kathy? Dude, do just like one of her like veneers just cracked on screen. Is is that woman from the original viral video? Did she die?
Speaker: i don't know about that woman, but there are two other ones who did. who were declared healed by Catherine, who gyrated on stage. and Yeah, yeah, I believe it's two other ones. There's one for sure, and then I think another one where somebody had cancer. And then they said that they went into remission after she prayed for them or laid hands on them. And then they died. ah They didn't pray hard enough. They didn't pray a second time. They didn't, yeah, they just didn't follow through with the spirit of the Lord. Yeah. Is it Catherine's fault that their faith faltered?
Speaker: Is it Catherine's fault that they stopped attending their chemo treatments after she declared them healed? You know, that's up to you decide. That's just what she believes. Okay. yeah You don't have to, people don't believe it They don't have to believe it.
Speaker: this is a free country with free speech the best moment of this though is there's a video that like if you've watched any of the like uh renouncing katherine kirk kirk type videos there's a video that everyone uses where it's her birthday and there's all these people coming out and it's it's a lot of like young women and they're coming up and they're like just gushing over her and calling her mama and like praising her and edifying her and and like like you know bowing at her feet you know for her like for her to touch their head and stuff and it's really weird it's it's it would not fly in any church that any of us has ever been a part of you know it's like beyond the pale
Speaker: Um, so apparently her social media team, um, when the, the show was getting clearance on like, okay, we want to show these videos. Is this okay? And stuff. That's the only video where they said, not that one. So she brings, so they're in the middle of talking and it's after some of these like contentious moments here. And, uh, she brings that up. Cameron Hall brings that up.
Speaker: She goes, now, we you know we used several of these videos from your social media platform. We got these cleared with your team. But there was one video that they would not grant us clearance to use. And I'm just curious how that why that is. And she's like, oh, i i'm I'm not sure. of i you know I don't know. i wasn't I wasn't a part of that decision, I guess. um Yeah, I'm not sure what the thinking was there. And she goes, well, we we have it. Is it okay if we play it?
Speaker: And she's like...
Speaker: it's so good dude it's such a great moment and the lady's like so polite and courteous about it you know just i think it's just that you know we just didn't want people to you know there's there's a tendency to misinterpret certain things online and just trying to smile the whole time and she is rattled yeah it's so good i love this lady she's awesome i dude i just i want this I want this bubble to burst more than I want the AI tech bubble to burst at this point. you would it is a There's is a lot of these people.
Speaker: Once you like go down this path... Our algorithm's cooked with it, dude. it's It's this and then people who stare at the sun... yeah I was just telling like one of my colleagues who I'm close enough to, to share this aspect of my personal life with. I don't, there's one person that I work with that knows that I do this. um And I was, we were talking about, i don't know, something came about Instagram algorithms and I was like,
Speaker: I just, I mentioned this today. I'm like, sometimes I go through the podcast Instagram page and I give up after like 10 seconds because I'm like, this algorithm, I'm getting nothing from, like this algorithm is fully cooked. the let You know, what made me think that, and I don't know, this might have been an AI video. it could cause you I wasn't going to dissect it to figure it out. There was aspects of it that seemed AI, but it was a little person who had a ah treadmill on like full like high speed angled up towards the back end of it was angled up towards her stairs and in in the stairs like hanging from the ceiling of the stairs was a rope or like a little it was like a sheet essentially like tied into like this knot so you could like swing from it and she went to the front of the
Speaker: the treadmill and dove on it in the treadmill launched her towards the, the sheet hanging from the ceiling. And she grabbed onto it and then just started swinging back and forth. And I was like, what the fuck am I doing on? I didn't put that there. Social media. It's there specifically because of the rabbit holes you go down. But I'm like, what is like real or not? Like what?
Speaker: What am I doing with my time? I watched that at work and thought, i should I should be fired just for watching this video. Like, I have a job to do.
Speaker: in in between interviewing children about whether or not they're parents gave them that massive burn on their arm i i'm watching videos of little people launching themselves off of treadmills like i don't reality is fiction dude there's nothing feel like i'm providing a much needed stress relief to you and you don't appreciate it i watched it like five times to see if i could figure out if it was real and then i wondered why did i why am i still here
Speaker: I put my phone down and got a lot of work done. So maybe you did help me. I don't know. Maybe you helped. I,
Speaker: I have to say i had like kind of a dark moment. Uh, well, I don't know. I'm not sure whether to be proud or sad, but, um, one of my favorite social media personalities, who's kind of a smaller creator, he's finally starting to hit the big time. Oh, nice. Um,
Speaker: One of my favorite YouTube journalists saturated content. He did a video about Robbie Fazzle. And I'm not familiar. I think you'll remember. I'm sure I can. I know that's not his real name.
Speaker: That's his real name. Oh, nice he's a ah he's a Bangladeshi man. That's a pervert. Fazzle is a great last name. It is a pretty good one. If you grew up in America and your last name was Fazzle, nobody's going to know your first name by like by upper elementary school. You are Fazzle for life.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure it's listed on the registry. you know just to ring Just in case anybody doesn't know who Robbie Fazzle is or maybe maybe needs a reminder, here's like one of his recent greats.
Speaker: I clogged the toilet with massive poop and 10 toilet paper holes and busted out this loud of poop and toilet paper and my mom about to beat me up and yelled at the top. Of her lungs and because of my fat butt and big butthole.
Speaker: Big butthole. Why is it so big? Is that just a translation error? He starts every video that way. He writes like just a completely insane, disgusting like caption for the video and then has like the AI voice read it and then he's like,
Speaker: So the other day was in the kitchen and had to take a poop. Disgusting, sulfur-y, poopy smells in my mouth and poop.
Speaker: is So he he's speaking English? He's not having that translated? No, it's just sort of his content style, I guess. But does he speak English?
Speaker: Yes. Okay, I didn't know... that this might be some type of snake Okay. his system on mark downster He sort of got like a Mickey Mouse and then i just posted out like this load of open out on my ass but He's just so cool saying yes. Holy shit, Paul. What is it? Casey. Casey.
Speaker: i Like... well I... I love him. He got fired the other day.
Speaker: He got fired.
Speaker: Because he can make it unco- customers at Walmart uncomfortable!
Speaker: He's like the weirdest little sex pest.
Speaker: He's like, I got fired from my job, bro, because I kept asking the females at work about their boyfriends and their bathroom habits.
Speaker: I just... I don't... ah You find these people and you lock it and I can see you. i have this like image of you.
Speaker: April's already in bed. She's fast asleep. And I just picture your face under the glow of your cell phone screen. Just trying to like silently laugh yourself to sleep while you watch video after video.
Speaker: She's not to wake her up. how many times i how many times just going to ask How many times have you woken April up laughing your ass off at people like that? And she's like, Jesus Christ, Casey, are you watching people on TikTok again? i need you to go to sleep and shut the fuck up.
Speaker: yeah yeah irritated with me the other day because I was like oh is it oh oh Trilling Ball we're on trail Trilling Ball no not yet doney yet but oh my wife got irritated with me the other day it was i was I was just simply asking why you don't see more people who are paralyzed from the waist up you know what mean because you could have like a recumbent bicycle and just pedal your dead torso around it
Speaker: She didn't find that concept interesting.
Speaker: And this is why you this is like this is why you really go to bat for why it's important for couples to have hobbies together to survive.
Speaker: You're like, no, couples need things that they're interested in together in order to stay together. Topics of mutual interest. Yeah. yeah And that in you, you have to die on that hill because if for every other reason you're, you're doomed, man, your relationship's over. I think we've created enough codependency that neither of us can go anywhere at this point.
Speaker: Oh, all because you got that big promotion and she wants to have a house to live in.
Speaker: Quid pro quo. yeah hello I think I actually think you guys are going to do even better now that you have to go to Pensacola every two weeks.
Speaker: yeah Give her some room to give her some room to miss your paralyzed from the waist up incumbent bicycle bits. Recumbent. label you kind of like or Recumbent bicycle, you know, like um you where you sit back and your feet are out in front of you.
Speaker: Yeah. And you wear. Yeah. It's like that little it's that racer look. It's um isn't that what they were riding in DTF St. Louis when they were having real bonding moment. They could hold the hands while riding bikes together. it was nice.
Speaker: Oh, so last topic of conversation here. listen You know, ah you know, Katie Souza. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: She's the one that fights warlocks and dragons and witches and whatnot. Does she have the bob? she the one with that bob haircut? No, she's got long brown hair and kind of a little vocal fry.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm mixing her up with someone else, but I know the voice. She's always just talking at like a young black guy. Does she talk slow? Not really. I'm thinking of a different lady. Okay. All right.
Speaker: Commence. Yeah, let me see. I'll i'll find a i'll find a clip of her. Because she is a she's one that i I've spent a lot of time watching stuff about her recently. Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker: um she has a great racket figured out. So I never thought about this before, but she has this deal where she, okay, her her backstory, supposedly, is that she's an ex-con.
Speaker: And i which could mean anything. She claims that she was like a drug dealer that was a very violent person and a drug addict. And she went to jail for doing a bunch of drug stuff.
Speaker: Drugs. That's probably a direct quote. Oh, I did drug stuff. Yeah, she's got that. It's got that Richie, the barber. I went to parties vibe. She's she talks in this video because I found this older video of her like giving a, you know, kind of her traveling evangelist routine.
Speaker: And so she's telling stories about being in the prison and all this stuff. Supposedly, she got like a 30 year sentence, but then she got a message from Christ to that.
Speaker: he was going to deliver her from prison or something. Trump was commuting her sentence because they paid the bribe money. Yeah. The pay-to-play pardon scheme.
Speaker: Oh, let's see. Where's the
Speaker: Okay, here's here's a Katie Souza clip. This is probably a pretty decent one. I'm on epic levels right now. Spirits are going to people in the night because they've opened a door through idolatry. That Laura Loomer look. Always scrolling through social media or putting everything in the cart. Let me buy this, buy this, buy this, buy this, buy this.
Speaker: And food addictions and everything. They've submitted themselves to this. And it's allowed these demonic spirits to come in and tell lies about other people. People are doing that too right now.
Speaker: They're basing how they're acting to you or what they've done to you because they've had a dream about you. So they know God told them something. That sounds like you're describing yourself.
Speaker: But yeah, so she posts about, she'll post things about how like um aliens implanted a device in her when she was younger to steal her eggs. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: And that there's a hybrid of her roaming the planet and she's on a mission to find it and kill it. I don't know if these people really get like, she's not Catherine Crick where like she has live events where she's like stealing money from people. does.
Speaker: Really? She's got a lot of things. One of which a, we are hopeless. We're hopeless as a society. Like, I mean, look, I promise we're not going to go down the political rabbit hole, but I am going to Oh, that ice in your water bottle sounds real good. I like that. Sorry.
Speaker: Could have thought that through a little bit. You went hard on that dude. That was nice. Uh, like,
Speaker: Man, totally derailed my train of thought. What was I going to say? ah i don't know. Blah, blah, Trump bad. Liberal nonsense. Stop. Oh, it was... ah
Speaker: I promised we wouldn't go down the rabbit hole, but I had a quick thing to say. heard Oh, like when you look at approval ratings for Trump... And you're like, they're in the toilet. Some are showing like under 30% now. And you're like, that's crazy. And you go, that still means that like one out of, you know, three people I meet, one out of four people I meet think this guy's doing a great job, which is. billing vo maybe That's too many people. that's That's way too many people, even though that's like a hopeful thing because we know how bipartisan politics work. People are just kind of ingrained in their political factions and they,
Speaker: But you go, one-fourth, a quarter of Americans are like, everything he's doing is making our lives better and things are awesome. Shows you the level of delusion in our country, in our world, our society. And so then when you see people like this, like making a living off of being a complete bullshit artist, like it' it's just a bummer, dude. It's such a bummer that people like her...
Speaker: and Catherine Crick, and Donald Trump, and, like, all, they like, they can just, like, that they there that no matter what, no, no matter what, and it's not even, what makes me even more mad about it is, like, that no matter what, people will subscribe in and buy and just go hard in the paint for this kind of shit is that, like, by being, if by not, like,
Speaker: It's like the lowest common denominator is a guarantee money pool. And then you can just, you could go and do something else authentically and speak the truth and, and be right.
Speaker: And you get like seven views because people aren't entertained by how fucking stupid you are. Like are, are the, the, the, the wealth dynamic ah of where like money is spent or how people are rewarded like through views and the algorithm it's just like i just had an interaction with spencer bland on uh on instagram where it's just like made i made a comment about like it was some ai video whatever it doesn't matter what it was but it's just like it
Speaker: everyone's getting, people are getting dumber. Like you, like people share a videos like, whoa, this is crazy. It's like, and there's a a good portion of the population that sees and immediately goes, this is not real. This is dumb. You're a dumb person and you have no vetting skills and you have no place in the public discourse. But the only reward, the only financial reward is derived from the dumbest population.
Speaker: Yeah, it's true. It sucks. I'm just mad about it. I'm fucking mad about it. I'm like, there's so many people doing good shit, real art, awesome things. I mean, dude, i we've been posting nonstop.
Speaker: I've been posting frequently. First sit on a Sunday. All they want is $35,000. Catherine Crick makes a claim that Dinesh D'Souza, whoever the fuck it was that she worships. What's the guy's name?
Speaker: Jor Davy. Jor Davy, whatever. Who's Dinesh D'Souza? He's ah the 10,000 2,000 mules guy. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker: Jor Davy, Jor Davy, whatever. Like she can make a claim that he ex that he exercised A pussy demon by speaking the truth of the Lord directly up her snatch. And she walks away.
Speaker: The grifter king. and now and And then you have people doing real shit, like trying to make a cool movie, and all they want, all they want to do is crowdsource $35,000. And today, when we're recording this, was the last day. I posted on the Instagram about it.
Speaker: I don't know if they're going to make it. They were at 80% last time I checked. Dude, $35,000 is nothing. Like, to make a whole-ass movie, and then crooks like this...
Speaker: It just drives me nuts. It drives me nuts. Sin on a Sunday is not going to cure my acid reflux. It won't. so Unfortunately, neither will Catherine Crick. she'll just She'll just tell you she did and let you die of it. But what if I gave my money to Katie Souza and she told me how to speak authoritatively? That's why Dinesh D'Souza was in my head.
Speaker: I knew it wasn't right. I just said it. And then immediately after I said it, I felt like people going to be like, that's really racist. You just throw out another foreign person's name. Dinesh D'Souza is just M night Shyamalan, but makes worse movies.
Speaker: But with as extreme plot twists. 2016 Obama's America. that's a classic Yeah, he had some good shit, man. I miss talking about him.
Speaker: Yeah, the the minority conservative grift is still strong. Yeah, you still get a long ways on that. Like, dude, we could like I it just you understand the trappings when you're doing shit like this where you're like.
Speaker: It's crazy, it's crazy that like, you don't even, it like, you, cause you often go, do these people really believe it? And then as we go back to frequently, that's irrelevant. That's so irrelevant. They might make themselves believe they believe it and get into character when they sign on, but it's like nothing's real. We live in fucking hell. The term doesn't even matter if you're a psychopath.
Speaker: It doesn't. If you're just jumping on this shit to make some money because you love to hear yourself talk and you're a raging narcissist and a sociopath and whatever other, you know, you just can fucking...
Speaker: pick diagnoses out of hat. I mean, we live, it's pop culture diagnosis time. You know, you could just, you know what, man, say whatever you want, but why do you care? You know, you don't believe there's a God or anything anyways. So there's no right and wrong. It's just the wild west out here. You're just going to be dust someday. Anyways, why not rape and murder and rape?
Speaker: Or gri and go and grift. In the name of the Lord, because those people obviously don't believe in classic they didn't sin and consequences anyway. like Nobody does. Nobody believes in that shit. there No one fucking believes in that. they just That's just how they sit comfortable when it's convenient. And then as soon as something like brushes up against it that's inconvenient, they have a total tweak out.
Speaker: and call it demonic whatever you just anything to keep yourself in your little fucking box all right i'm off my soapbox
Speaker: well uh older katie like the older videos of katie souza you can see where like You can see why this worked in these in this crowd. like she's She's charismatic. It's very annoying, but like the crowd loves it.
Speaker: that That Christian charisma is one of the most... like that that Nothing gives me inverted penis more than Christian charisma. Dude, she's so funny. She's so funny. i I would venture to say that like classic Katie Souza...
Speaker: It's not on par with Bill Ingall. I don't want to be sensationalist. We've got to respect Bill. It's pretty good. so Here we're kind of like picking up in the middle of her prison story. It doesn't look like the movie, but there is one.
Speaker: People are laughing. There's one where she talks, there's a point in here where she talks about this big lady who came with a word from the Lord. Even though I was still at that point, getting healed in my soul, hello. Going to lockdown like every other week for assaulting someone.
Speaker: Dude, the wooden background is so evangelical church. So it was one of those times, was totally loving God after I beat somebody down or something, I was in lockdown again. I'm in lockdown and little did I realize there was this transport coming through and they stopped to rest overnight. They were transporting a prisoner from one prison to a far away to another prison. Well, this woman was the girlfriend of the president. Sonny was his name. He's the biggest H.A. president, Hells Angels president in the history of Hells Angel.
Speaker: I love how she's been H.A. help these people always call on Hell's Angels. Yeah, yeah. it's like i I like how she goes, H-A, so it sounds like she's in the know. I've never heard someone talk about Hell's Angels by calling them H-A. No. like that's you just You just do that so people are like, what's H-A? Then you're like, oh, for those who don't know, for those who haven't been in prison, it's ah Hell's Angels. This little, this little ah like, I don't know if it's socioeconomic or demographic or what, but, like, this group of people views Hell's Angels as, like, the most elite of sinners.
Speaker: Yeah. they They ratify any story that you want to put them in about, like, evil or sin or whatever. It's very annoying because, like, when was the when's the last time Hell's Angels did anything other than, like, I don't know, like,
Speaker: make a ah wall of fat men at like a soldier's funeral when Westboro Baptist was trying to protest it. Right. Maybe they beat the shit out of a pedophile in the past couple of years. And at that point, everyone's like, go hell's angels. I don't know.
Speaker: Dude. In the background here. Look, I just want to point out. i mentioned it while she was talking. i don't know if it came through. ah Like, The background is like the... Barnwood slats. that Yeah, it's just... But you can tell that some are sticking out further than others. It's not flush. And it's got like that... like It just... Dude, the amount of...
Speaker: The amount of ah like pastors that we've like played here that have that exact same background. like Every new startup evangelical church is like, let's go to Home Depot.
Speaker: Let's get a bunch of like barn slat shit and just put it on the walls behind us. like that Dude, that is the most common. It looks like a display for $1,200 blenders at Williams-Sonoma. Yeah.
Speaker: Some like pottery barn background for that nice sectional that you've been eyeing. Yeah, exactly. but And she was his girlfriend and she had totally turned to God in prison.
Speaker: She'd become like a crazy God fanatic. Cool. Right. So they stop. They happen to put her in my unit, which I wasn't in there at moment because I'm in holding, right? So she goes into my unit, and the Spirit the Lord had given her a prophetic word for me, word of knowledge. She walked in, she goes... Isn't this funny? Everybody comes scampering out. Kate's down in lockdown, man.
Speaker: She got in trouble again. She goes, what? goes, well, I need to get down to lockdown because I need to give this word of the Lord to Katie. So somebody needs to start a fight with me so they'll take me down to lockdown now.
Speaker: Oh, that's exactly how it went. This is a true story. Yeah, she said that verbatim. Police are cutting Here goes the police, right? All running up in there. I love how she says police. She's a hardened criminal.
Speaker: Yeah. So I'm in my cell down in lockdown. don't know this is all happening, right? And I'm at the very end the hallway and all a sudden hear the door ping and this ching, ching come in and all of a sudden K-D-E-Y!
Speaker: K-D-E-Y! And I go up to the window. She's big scary lady. And I hear the chinging down the hallway and the ching, ching, ching. And all sudden she gets right by my door and she makes the two cups.
Speaker: She goes, you're kidding me? And I said, yeah. She goes, I got a word from the Lord for you. And I'm like... Why is that funny? I've never seen this one in my life. They put her in the cell next to me, right? like That's absurd! We get down in the vent and start talking.
Speaker: So we're talking through the vent, right? She goes... said, give it to me. She goes... Oh my God, dude. I'm...
Speaker: oh my god dude i'm You're killing me right now. You're actually killing me.
Speaker: These ladies love it. Interpretation? She sighs. This big, angry, frustrated, like she goes, can hear her through the vent, like, you should have just known what I said. And then she gives this big sign, she goes, thus saith the Lord, the chemicals in your case have been destroyed.
Speaker: And I go... Well, that'd be great and everything, I already went to court. They already weighed the chemicals. I've already been sentenced. I'm going to prison. She goes, nevertheless. why did she talk she Why does she talk like that? why does she Why does she talk like Maleficent being angry that Sleeping Beauty is not dead? She's ah she's a charismatic lady.
Speaker: She's had a life experience that is just unbelievable. Her voice for this big lady changed. Like it started out angry Patrick star and it turned, yeah and it, it turned into like Disney witch.
Speaker: Yeah, it did. ah It did shift. Yeah. She gave it. She can't keep that shit straight. Oh, she doesn't even sound. through that la blue da little that little that weo da little la little It's like, what do you, duh. She doesn't even sound big and terrifying towards end of the story. Was that an exact quote?
Speaker: That's so funny, dude. Yeah. I mean, in relatable too. So yeah, she gets delivered from prison and the whole court system. God destroyed the evidence. God doesn't care. God just destroys evidence now.
Speaker: Yep. ah Just do that. That I don't know if it's easier to believe that God heals someone's cancer or God intervenes with the criminal justice system and just tortures. of I'm not. I actually think i believe I honestly think it's easier to believe that God cures cancer. It depends. Right.
Speaker: If if. if your cancer goes away and you somehow don't have a medical bill at the end of it, then I would say it's easier to believe the criminal justice system. yeah
Speaker: So, uh, Katie does, so this all kind of transforms into like, you need to stand in your power because you're a child of God and you need to speak you know authoritatively. You need to declare. or You need to cast off generational curses. We can heal people and we can cast you know like resurrect the dead. and cast up she She literally... Cast off generational curses and build generational wealth. what They are obsessed with generational curses. All these people like talk about generational curses constantly.
Speaker: Dude, when I was in my charismatic group at Liberty, that was a that was something that came up, is like breaking generational curses. Like a curse? What is that?
Speaker: You're just making shit up. There's no curse. What? What's a generational curse? Someone cursed a family? We don't even believe it. Like, no one even really believed that. Oh, someone spoke a curse over your great, great, great, great grandfather. And now all of you just love alcohol. Fuck you, dude. You're an idiot.
Speaker: Dude, there's a lot of ad-lib freestyling to ah the beliefs around like spiritualism and stuff in these communities. Because yeah, it's like it's all curses and demons and warlocks and witches. and It's kind of whatever you need it to be. it's like it's like a God forbid someone just have self-control.
Speaker: Well, so Katie has, so her part of her grift, which I thought was pretty, uh, clever was she has this prison ministry where she goes into the prisons, her teams and stuff. Right. And she's got a great grift cause she wrote a book about being in prison and getting delivered and stuff. I guess it's like the 300 page version of what we just heard. Right. So her prison ministry distributes, she says, hundreds of thousands of copies of her own book.
Speaker: So you can you can donate money. Oh, the new Gideon Bible. Nice. So you could donate money to her organization who will then in turn buy her book to give to prisoners.
Speaker: They buy their... Pretty good, right? At retail price. I'm sure. They're using the Canadian dollar amount too. like not the they about du They're on that that Mark Driscoll grift at that point.
Speaker: Yeah. But then she also, of course, like all of these people have to have like an online academy and a subscription service. it's It's shocking how similar all of this feels to the... ah Who's the guy that we...
Speaker: Who's the guy that yelled at me on the conference call? Oh my God. can't think of what his name is. I know. Andy, Andy Elliot. Yes.
Speaker: It's all the same. It's, it's the exact same model. MLM shit. So there's like a whole list of online courses that you can take and,
Speaker: They're very funny. Okay. So let me read you descriptions on a couple of these. So this is the superhuman masterclass. Oh my God. And it's $400 for an online superhuman.
Speaker: So here's the description. Millions of people, including believers, are facing health issues. In this masterclass, Katie Souza uses the word to teach you how to be free.
Speaker: Within this heavenly courtroom, you can confront the spirit of death as a legal issue and secure victory. You can receive the promise of life and vitality through Jesus Christ, acting as an impenetrable shield against the false belief that aging inevitably leads to decay and decline.
Speaker: Regular price is $500. Now... now Only 400. Wait, wait, wait. You don't age? She's selling... Not if you learn to confront aging as a legal issue. Is aging... in inherent Is that like a demon that could be exercised? The spirit of aging? I think you're on the right track. Okay. I think with this sort of thing, it's best not to get bogged down in the detail. You just got to sort of absorb the the nature of the accurate. The devil is in the details, and that's exactly what we're trying to get rid of.
Speaker: This is a six lesson. no it says 34 lessons. ah So, yeah, I mean, 400 bucks is pretty good for 34 lessons, you know. I know, dude. That's like, I mean, I'm not trying to do math on the...
Speaker: on the fly here, but 400 bucks, 34, that's like 11, that's like 12 bucks a lesson. That's not bad. Part of how they, they all kind of sell this sort of stuff too, is like the, ah they use like this weird, like legal language courtroom sort of thing as if like, it's all kind of like about the, the core of it is always like,
Speaker: Hey, you didn't know it, but there's rules to all this stuff. And I'm not only going to teach you the rules, I'm going to teach you how to beat the system, the system of aging and dying by treating it as a legal issue.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah. No, it's making less and less sense. The more you say it, I get it now. Yeah. It's the spiritual version of I'm a sovereign citizen. citizen Am I being detained? Yeah.
Speaker: that's Exactly. it
Speaker: That's the, that's the spiritual version of just ah cracking your window a quarter inch and pressing your license against the glass. Grim Reapers on the outside.
Speaker: He's tapping on your window with his scythe and he's like, I will break this and I will pull you out. What were you doing? You're going to get tased. You're going to get tased.
Speaker: I'm going to put the dog in there. The Christian grift version of, I have a right to record. i have a right. I'm recording right now. I have a right to record myself. i can you identify yourself? Please state your batch number and your name.
Speaker: You have to confront it. yeah I'm driving off now. Watch your feet. I'm driving off. I'm driving off. It is not assault. I gave you a warning. If I run over your feet, it is not assaulting an officer. I'm driving away. i have put it in park. I put it from park to drive.
Speaker: is in drive. I am slowly inching forward. Pop, pop, pop. three cops unload a clip into you dude when you're that much of a fucking piece of shit i don't want to defend police brutality but some people deserve to get shot by sometimes it's kind of nice to watch him pull a guy out of his window yeah to watch them just get a face full of glass right before someone and grabs him by their lapels and yanks him over it that's how uh that's how oh god that guy uh
Speaker: The pastor we've been talking about who like beat his kids and stuff. That's how he got famous initially was he got beat up at cops pulling that routine. The the noise that a ah ah tough, you know, wannabe tough guy makes when they're being tased, it's it never plays well.
Speaker: It's always like, ah! i I want to make it known that I'm always against police brutality and I'm overstepping their bounds. and Unless it's against Stephen Abraham. Yes. Beat him to death.
Speaker: like There's nothing worse than like the the video circulating of another unarmed black man getting killed. But when you when it's like just a libertarian white man, nothing one you don't want when you watch those videos, you're like, I hope this ends with him getting killed.
Speaker: I hope this ends with a boot on his neck. I hope it does. i you want You want that excitement. You want to see people with that level of, like, that white arrogance when facing the cops to yeah to just, like, get their ass handed to them. Today, I'm going to teach you how to cast out the spirit of DUI by treating drunk driving allegations as a legal issue. yeah I'm going to teach you how to stand in your power and renounce the spirit of ah of conviction. The spirit of conviction.
Speaker: They all do this stuff. Like it's, it's all about like, Hey, there's a code here. And if you know the magic words, you don't have to deal with any of this.
Speaker: Like, yeah. Okay. You got cancer, but like, do you know what you, your legal rights are to being healthy forever? Because you can, You can call on Jesus to renounce that cancer and he has to do it because you know the magic words.
Speaker: Did you know that the spirit of the Lord could help you overcome overcome the breathalyzer? Pray these words, which we will ah which we will tell you for $49.99, and you will be able to pray this magic prayer and overcome any breathalyzer test.
Speaker: Here's one called Conquering Jezebel Claim Your Victory VIP Session. Oh, dude, the Jezebel slut. I hate her. This one's only $94, too. That's such a good deal. What? There's no description.
Speaker: That's garbage. yeah Jezebel's the only description you need. how about That tells you everything you need to know. How about Metal Melter's VIP session? What could this be about?
Speaker: We need to start emailing these people. We need to start emailing the contacts. Whatever emails provided, be like, do you have anything for...
Speaker: Addressing the spirit of wanting to get your dick sucked by a lot lizard. Anything like just asking extreme questions and seeing what if you get any responses. Well, we might be on the right track here because this is the serpent in the soul masterclass.
Speaker: And this one is now only $300. Millions of people, including believers, are influenced by demonic serpents and they don't know it. These evil spirits cause a duplicity of diseases,
Speaker: mental and emotional disorders, financial devastation, and so much more. In this cutting-edge masterclass, Katie Souza uses the word to teach you how to be free and live in victory.
Speaker: Regular price $497, now only $300. mean, how do you pass up an opportunity like that? What other problems are there, right? Diseases, mental and emotional disorders, and financial devastation. That's all them.
Speaker: anything for erectile dysfunction you gotta slay that serpent yeah there is so many of these it's crazy um some of them really catch your eye too this one's titled you can travel through time and space oh we got some uh mr well man who's the blue dude from watchman universe oh uh dr manhattan manhattan it's like that it's like you're just on the outside looking in just being sad about how nothing works out despite you being powerful enough to change the world wait i forget was dr manhattan circumcised
Speaker: good question I think he was. That's like internalized Zionism. If you can make your penis any way you want and you choose to circumcise it.
Speaker: I know. because he Was he born? I don't even remember his story. I don't remember a lot about the was a regular guy and then he got tracked in like a it was like a Hadron Collider type thing.
Speaker: So if he was previously circumcised, would he have stayed circumcised or the Hadron Collider regrow his foreskin? I think he could make it any way he wants. And he chose to be circumcised.
Speaker: Okay. Cause he chose to, did he choose his own physical form? Yes. Yeah. Cause he wasn't a giant cut blue bald man before. Right. Yeah. It's dumb because, you know, i think, you know, he was also, i think he was an American citizen.
Speaker: um if he was European, you know, it would be different. that You know, what's funny is like, as it becomes more, ah popular or acceptable,
Speaker: We're getting more male nudity in shows, right? Mm-hmm. Shout out to the ladies. um and Potentially one with a whole bunch. yeah i was I was watching a British show, and all uncut dicks.
Speaker: All the dicks they showed, uncut. and you go And then I heard people talking about some show. i think it's college something. or i don't know. has to do with like college shit.
Speaker: A bunch of 20-something-year-olds playing college kids or whatever. And it's someone was like, oh, uncut dicks. You don't see that every day. And it's British.
Speaker: dude what this is This is the only country in the world where uncut. Is that not a thing in... In England? No. it's It's only a thing like in the U.S. All of Europe, mostly uncaught.
Speaker: Huh. The unwashed masses. And it's ah it's becoming less and less common in the U.S. every year. The the number of cut babies declines.
Speaker: Or should I say, genitally mutilated babies. i'm ah I'm a huge advocate. I wonder if Katie Souza has a healing course that helps you visualize. Regrow your foreskin. Treat your missing foreskin as a legal issue in the courts of heaven. don't know. That's a tough one to take up with God who commanded you to do it.
Speaker: God was like, hey, ah was it Joseph? Was it Joseph's wife who had to cut the tip of his dick off? I don't remember where it started. it was Abraham, wasn't it?
Speaker: <unk> Oh, it was. It was Abraham. i don't Yeah, thank you. um Abraham's wife, like because Abraham wasn't circumcised. He was Abram. He was told it. And exposed his ham. Yeah.
Speaker: And then Sarah, who became was... um God was like, I will kill your husband if you don't chop off his foreskin. And so she just cleaved it. She just grabbed and yanked on that. Just pulled it out. Like, like when you're, you know, pulling out the end of a measuring tape, just, and then just chopped it clean off.
Speaker: Hmm. Yeah. that's a cool book. God is good. God is good. All the time. All the time. God is good.
Speaker: Well, if you wanted to ever visit that moment in the Bible, maybe take this course. You can travel through time and space. It's not exactly it.
Speaker: I mean, it gets your attention, but it's not. It's a little wordy for a title. This is, you have access to time because of Jesus's blood and the power of his resurrection.
Speaker: Learn to claim promises in the future for now and travel back to when a sin or trauma first came upon your family line so you can break it off of your life. Join Katie for this three-part audio course, buy for $50. That seems pretty cheap for learning how to time travel. That's a good deal.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a great deal. I mean, a new PS5 game is... 60. Yeah. I think if you were British, you could learn how to go back in time and confront your ancestors for not chopping their penis.
Speaker: Yeah. you I mean, the generational curse could end. That is a general, that is the epitome of a generational curse. General genitalational.
Speaker: Is it is getting circumcised early gender affirming care? I don't know. i know that would make some heads explode if you said that. If so, we need to ban it.
Speaker: i want every I want every man who talks about banning gender affirming care to show me the tip of their penis. I need to see. And I need to ask them how they feel about their penis.
Speaker: I need to ask them, do they like being circumcised? And then we need to find out if it qualifies as gender affirming care.
Speaker: Yeah. Confronted as a legal issue, you know? Yeah. I mean, what other way is there to confront things? What in the world is this? Serpent and the soul fire soak.
Speaker: Soaking. She uses that term a lot, and I don't know what she means by it. This one's only $10, but it says, in this audio soak, Katie incorporates the most potent fire scriptures With snake trampling decrees.
Speaker: Well, you have to soak to put out the fire before it consumes you. Oh. That or it's like basking. But you wouldn't want to put out the the the fire scriptures, though, the potent fire scriptures.
Speaker: Right. Unless you're soaking yourself in gasoline. well do Yeah, that's true. But do you want to be consumed by that fire? I know the i know that that language exists. Oh, I want to be consumed by you, Lord.
Speaker: So horny. This one's called Drain the Swamp. Shut up. You're a dead ass right now, huh? Drain the swamp. $50. says use your authority in Christ to trample on serpents. They're just masturbation lessons.
Speaker: That should be called flood the basement.
Speaker: Use your authority in Christ to trample on serpents, destroy the Python spirit and slay Legion. Learn practical tools of spiritual warfare in this power packed three part video course from Katie Souza. What do you suppose a pack? up What would qualify as a practical tool of spiritual warfare?
Speaker: Like a wooden stake? o Holy water? The full armor of God for certain. Yeah, that's true. You forgot about that.
Speaker: Garlic clothes, maybe. Garlic clothes. she ah She believes in a lot of movie monsters. Yeah. She had a pretty good one the other day about werewolves and how werewolves are sent as enforcers and punishers.
Speaker: and I mean, I get why you would incorporate those. One of my core sexual awakenings was when I watched Underworld. You were attracted to the wolves? I mean.
Speaker: You're lycanphile? Lycanphile. I'm just saying. Vampires, werewolves, you bring all that imagery into it, things get pretty horny. much wet hair. guess I can see where you were you turned inward on that one.
Speaker: Well, you know, there's a reason I've never trimmed my pubes.
Speaker: Really? I'm like, I'm a real, sin I'm a real, um I'm a real Samson when it comes to my pubes. Prove it. Prove it right now. And by a real Samson about my pubes, I mean, my wife has to trim them while I'm sleeping.
Speaker: They're sticky with honey and bees. Honey, suckle and milk. God. ah So they're all kind of like that. I think you get the idea.
Speaker: There's also, she sells some other things like, you know, intensives. Right. Like Crash Course. It'll be like ah like a big, yeah, like a weekend getaway sort of thing.
Speaker: Let's see if she's got any coming up. Maybe we can go. Dude, I would cry. Spiritual Warfare Intensive. Dude, this sounds awesome. Pensacola, Florida. This is basically like, this is where John Constantine goes to train.
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Speaker: Oh, dude. How close is that to Pensacola? A long ways, but oh I do love Naples. It's pretty nice. ah ah Yeah. I hate her. i hate her i hate I hate all these people. I wish a slow, painful, torturous death upon all of them.
Speaker: I honestly, why could it have been their school that was bombed by Israel? I don't. Israel bombs. There's the spiritual bootcamp.
Speaker: i
Speaker: God, I hate these. I hate, I hate these people. I like part of me wants to meet them. And part of me never wants to meet like, be like if you were to meet these people in real life and you tried to have a real comfort, like dude, they're, they're the, their phone, like they're incapable. They're not real. This is like what this, this is what makes me believe in alien encounter.
Speaker: Like, It makes more sense that an alien came to Earth and tried this as some sort of experiment just to gauge the the fucking competence and intelligence of humanity.
Speaker: And when they realize that a quarter of this fucking country, of this fucking planet is like buying into this kind of shit, they're just like, oh yeah, this is ripe for the taking. You would think that they would see this and be like, let's just try a different solar system.
Speaker: Let's hop to a different Goldilocks zone. It's dude, these, these people, like you could never, if you met them, like how would it come? I mean, dude, it'd be like talking to like chat GPT.
Speaker: That's all. it It's just like, There's nothing real, nothing human about any response they could give in real life. No, I cannot imagine how this lady would act in a normal setting.
Speaker: The epitome of selling your soul. Catherine Crick is probably super awful to to be around. She probably is really mean. i bet you anything. This lady, it's hard to say.
Speaker: dude she She might all be full-fledged schizophrenic. She's like Christian Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker: Yeah, it is funny, too, how like the people who dabble in this stuff, like she's kind of Katie Sousa is a little bit of the exception, like the rest of these people. Every bit of what they do is just focused on like.
Speaker: the The physical body. And like, isn't it supposed to be about more than that? It's supposed to be about like transcending your physical body, right? But the problem with these people is they're like they talk about death like it's the enemy stealing you from fulfilling your greater calling of bringing more people to Christ.
Speaker: Like if it's the purpose of you surviving your cancer after like, like ah for Catherine Crick to act like she can cure cancer because it's a demon when there's obviously a known biological component to it. Like cancer is the most powerful.
Speaker: it's really basic it's really easy for people to understand conceptually it's just your cells not doing what they're supposed to like just it's worms it's just like we're done and so it's why can't you just give them ivermectin it's the one of the most well-known like i know not known enough because there's so many variations of it to cure it but like to be able Sorry, I was so distracted by your ice again. I know, I i realized like halfway through
Speaker: ah hit through. It's so fucking loud. I'm sorry, I'm almost to the table.
Speaker: post
Speaker: You were saying? i don't know. I don't even know. Something ah about, oh, cancer's... Like, it's just understood what the concept of cancer is. And she's recording it to a demon. It's like... And people are like... So what about everyone else? Like, what... Dude, people know.
Speaker: People know. I feel... so I feel hatred towards Catherine Crick. I feel...
Speaker: disappointed by the people who go for it because it's just objectively disappointing idea that people can fall for it this frequently and I feel sad like that you we are you that hopeless like you talk to the right person with cancer who's afraid of death like they might be more likely to believe something. like I don't know. It's just sad. It's just so predatory. It's a lottery ticket.
Speaker: It's the same thing. It's like, well, you never know. Maybe. be Yeah. Like it might be that simple. I might be over, overestimating how much people are thinking about this shit.
Speaker: I seriously, I think a lot of people think of it in this exact same way. Like, and they have to, so much of it is like, you have to believe it. You have to really believe it and want it to be true in the worst way to have a real chance at it working. Right. So like, yeah, that's where you're like the absurdity of like that's where they start acting insane is like the over the top act outs trying to like showcase how much they believe it in hopes that it actually does work. But right you can't most of these people, your sincerity, you're like, Oh, the more I can act like it, the maybe it'll be more, maybe it'll come true. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah. it's It's like standing. It's like when you're running a cup, it's like when you're running late, getting out of your house for work, uh, but because you were running late, you didn't have time to make coffee, so you stop it. like you know For me, it'd be Cumbies, Cumberland Farms, if you need the the blood incorporated name. But it's like, so you get in line, you get your coffee. There's like seven people in a hot cup of cummies.
Speaker: Hey, cum butts.
Speaker: Cumbies. Yeah. yeah ah ah you're stay're You're running late. You're standing in line. There's like seven people in front of you. They all look hard up, and every single one of them's getting a mix of like gas, coffee, and lotto tickets. You have to buy the lotto tickets with cash. or separately. You can't put them on the same transaction. So you're running late. Yeah, it's infuriating. And it takes, so it takes an extra like eight to 12 seconds per transaction. And you're there, you're running late. You're watching the time. There's all these sad looking, stinky people in front of you, just hoping that they make it big and can just get out of whatever they're in. And you feel a little bit sad, but you're mostly mad that there are people who have it bad enough to inconvenience you. So you're not a few minutes late for work. And it's kind that's kind of like the people who like.
Speaker: I was listening to a video this weekend about um this Tim Tebow organization that he's tied in with. I forget what it's called. It's called like Soul Fire, Soul Forge or something, something stupid.
Speaker: And it's like a big motivational speaker event. That's what it's billed as is like this is Christian motivational speaker garbage with a bunch of athletes or whatever. Tony Robbins for Christians. And you get there and it's a big like timeshare pitch. They're trying to get you to buy these like three day workshops where they teach you how to invest your money in the stock market for God and, but you know, flip real estate for Christ or whatever.
Speaker: It's a big scam and people are like kind of up in arms about it, you know, but like they're interviewing this lady on the one that I was listening to. it's pretty good. like our video on it but they're interviewing this lady who's in her 60s and she's like well my husband and i went and you know we decided that uh you know we do the 97 class and you know we got there and they're talking about it and you know it it's just it all sounds really good and we decided you know Hey, we're gonna we're going to give it a shot. We're going to take a chance on it. So, you know, they'll, so they have like, if you don't have the like $12,000 or whatever it is to sign up for their like six month investment, you know, group course or whatever, then they have like MasterCard.
Speaker: like right there on site, ready to, you know, get you a line of credit. But then they also like talk to them about, um like taking out a home equity loan to pay for it.
Speaker: It's like, you know, I don't want you to miss out on these spiritual blessings and, you know, God wants you to act. And so like, you have to really decide if you're, if, are you in, are you in? Okay. Well then this is how we can get you into these courses and stuff, you know, cause they do cost money.
Speaker: This lady's talking about it and she's like, we got the credit card and then somehow they got, they got, a home equity loan as well. And I was sitting there listening to it She's like talking about how predatory it all is and stuff. And I'm thinking, how have you walked around on this planet for like 62 years?
Speaker: And you're this dumb. Like ah you bought both. Like you got the credit card to buy the courses, but then you got somehow talked into like, well, use the credit card for other things. Take out a home equity loan. And you know, you got equity in your house. And look, ah if you're having a hard time paying off the heat lock, why don't we just get you another credit card to pay off the home equity loan? Like what? It's the same group of people like.
Speaker: It's the same generation that in the early 2000s had their houses almost paid for and because they wanted a kitchen remodel, you know, so they could put in some like a,
Speaker: you know, some gaudy like Venetian look fixtures, like ah like a, like freaking cheesecake factory. They took out a, they, they got a a second mortgage, a variable rate mortgage and spent out all of the equity that they had in their house. And then the financial cash crash collapse happens and they're basically, they lose their homes.
Speaker: And it's like this mix of like greed and like, deliberate naivete, you know, and I've done dumb things. I've done this. Okay. I bought, I bought Dogecoin and all that crap. Like I've been a sucker for a thing, you know, but I just don't understand how you can be 60 some years old. You've watched,
Speaker: Things like this come and go for 60 years and you're still this stupid and now I get to listen to you on a podcast complaining about how you were taken advantage of because you bought these dumb courses for $20,000 on your house.
Speaker: Shut up. du i can't You like what you're buying. I can't wait to be old enough for my stupidity to be able to just, I can just accuse people of elder but elderly abuse.
Speaker: Oh, I've been an idiot my entire life? Well, I just passed 65, so now it's elder abuse. How did anybody ever fall for a Nigerian prince email scheme?
Speaker: It's like gri wild it's greed, and it's willful naivete. it's yeah Well, I don't know. It sounds fantastical, but it could be real. Risk-reward. I could be chosen.
Speaker: This could be God looking down at everyone on the planet. kids starving to death, people getting bombed in their houses, you know, war, famine, you name it. But God looked down and he saw a little old me and he's like, I'm going to throw, going to throw a golden ticket your way. I choose them over the Vietnamese.
Speaker: You know what? You've lived for 60 years. Your kids don't talk to you, but you do. You're still alive and you go to church here and there. You've tied 10%, you know, ah begrudgingly most of the time.
Speaker: Here is a million dollar ticket. And they want so badly for that to be true. They will just flush everything they have down the toilet. you Tim Tebow talks you into signing up for a credit card. You're a moron. You're a slug.
Speaker: And then this whole thing comes out and Tim Tebow is like, I had no idea. I'm canceling all my upcoming speaking engagements. It's insane. Engagements. And it's like, you listen to clips of him talking at these things.
Speaker: He knew, dude. He's probably get mastercard was probably paying him commissions for how many people he could sign up. I bet dude. But you know what?
Speaker: It's the thing. Okay. I've said it before. Nobody, there are no adults in the room. Nobody's coming to save you. So you got to be a little smarter than this.
Speaker: And you know what? You're allowed to make mistakes, but like you don't get to be 60 having made stupid decisions your entire lives and then be like, don't know why things are so unfair.
Speaker: Growing up in the greatest economy ever, the world's ever known. Houses that were $20,000 and, you know, 0% interest on basically any stupid thing that you wanted to buy. But like somehow you have two nickels to rub together because you're that stupid.
Speaker: Like, I don't feel sorry. I don't feel sorry for you. It's you spend your last two nickels. you give them to Katie Souza so she can teach you how to like, you know, learn the legal arguments for, for, you know, curing your sleep apnea.
Speaker: Like go wait for death. Like a, like a dig, like have a little bit of dignity and go wait to die. While you're waiting for death, leave a tiny bit of generational wealth for the children who don't talk to you anymore. Yeah. They deserve something for you being so bad at raising children.
Speaker: This was overly mean. I'm sorry. they don't They don't even get, these kids don't even get like a lot of people are like, Hey, I get to sell my parents' house. They bought it for $30,000 and now it's worth 600 and we get to split it between me and my three siblings. A $200,000 payout will actually do a lot to support me and my family going forward. It's just the lowest bar for generational wealth. But a lot of these people don't get that because of that kitchen remodel they did with the fixable rate, with the adjustable rate.
Speaker: But before the housing crash and you're right, these kids like the amount of people, the amount of children who will never get to reap the benefits of their of the generation before them because their parents were like the in the irony being the those types of parents are like my kids are a bunch of liberal fucking idiots and it's like.
Speaker: You are underwater on your mortgage with a lien on your home and no one left in your biological line wants to speak to you. And you're up on your high horse criticizing everybody else.
Speaker: You deserve to be buried in the rubble of your own home that's worth shit to your family. They're inheriting a burden. When you die, everybody gets more chores.
Speaker: to you get to You get to inherit nickel bills and then root through their boxes of knickknacks. you get they get to They get to pay a couple thousand dollars for multiple dumpsters to throw your childhood Legos away. You and your brother fight over these precious moments, This is like Tim Dillon rants.
Speaker: All those Beanie Babies that you left at home because they were weren't worth the wait. that they would produce on a shelf that would collapse under it.
Speaker: And now you get to, now you get, not only are your beanie babies worthless, you have to pay a thousand dollars for a dumpster to put them in.
Speaker: so
Speaker: never Oh my God. Also, you can sell your parents home at a loss. Yeah.
Speaker: We're mean boys. yeah
Speaker: The next episode will be like shaving, shaving exvangelicals for like cutting off their parents.
Speaker: Did you watch that? Did you watch that lemon party last week where they watched the new daily wire movie? No. It's so funny. Because he's like, you know, like the whole premise of it, it's called runfide height right were go run, fight infidels. And it's like, what if the liberal college campus protesters didn't know it, but they were being used as a front for, you know, dangerous Muslims, jihadis to take over and establish a caliphate on a tiny campus in like South Carolina.
Speaker: What if that happened? this The same narrative they use for Palestinian children with cap guns. And they're like, in the movie, you know, it's just like like these scenes that obviously, like, these Daily Wire people, like, they were just gleefully shooting, you know, where, like, a guy with a machine gun is just like,
Speaker: gunning down people with pride flag shirts and stuff like that or they hang a they hang a gay dude from the flagpole by his pride by his like trans flag they kick another one off a roof and stuff or this girl's like i'm poly and the guy slits her throat and like they're talking about it they're like they're like do you think the boomers are at home just like cheering for the jihadis of watching this
Speaker: Yeah, get her! I hate my kids! I mean, we're legitimately the first generation of humans rooting for Middle East, the Middle Eastern country that we're attacking. like when when you hear but When you hear about them stopping an oil tanker from getting through the Strait of Hormuz, like, Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!
Speaker: It's crazy. i know it is funny the like the weird like feelings because it's like i don't want the economy to collapse but like once you hear this like you'll hear an alternate argument where they're like yeah things are getting pretty rough in iran their e economy's like suffering and they may be facing some internal pressure and there's like a part of you that's like come on guys hang in there ah we gotta get out of here that's enough we promised we'd before we started we're like all right we're gonna go under an hour and a half this time and we didn't we say that every time every time we get well we didn't do an episode last week so we're catching up on all the the the angsty yelling yeah all right well
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