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Speaker: 18 days you were in that coma, you had this experience, you came face to face with your savior and then you woke up. How has your life been different since that experience? Yeah. Now with every single person I meet, I tell them of the love of Christ and that he did it all for them.
Speaker: And he he died and rose again. And also I love how, you know, all these other testimonies, they didn't meet a female Jesus. They didn't meet a soft or a passive Jesus. HE'S LONG and ESPECIALLY IN AMERICA, HE'S BEEN MISREPRESENTED.
Speaker: and ESPECIALLY EVEN, you KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY CULTURAL THINGS THAT PRESENT HIM AS IF as if HE'S SOME JUST TOLERANT GUY. IT'S NOT THE JESUS I MET. HE'S A LION. BUT HE'S NOT A LION ANGRY AGAINST ME. HE'S A LION ANGRY FOR ME.
Speaker: HE'S A MUSTANG ON MY BEHALF. HE DID IT ALL FOR ME. and what did he look like when you saw him PURE FIRE. HE WAS 5'11, LIKE 6' FET, YET AS TALL AS ETERNITY. hit it LIKE AN OCEAN OF LOVE, YET HIS EYES WERE BURNING WHITE AND RED AT THE SAME TIME.
Speaker: and i mean TALK ABOUT TESTOSTERONE, LIKE A MUSTANG, I'M TELLING YOU. he's HE'S THE LION OF JUDAH, AND THERE'S A ROAR WITHIN HIS VOICE.
Speaker: Hello and welcome to Grown Up Christian. I'm Casey. And I'm Sam. And today I was, like I said in past episodes, I'm an anime guy now.
Speaker: andda so And so... I think it's called hentai, but go ahead. to I mean, look, I'm not... yeah i mean If I have to upload my driver's license to watch it, it counts as hentai. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: i would this Is this the UK now? you can't That's the thing in the UK. You have to upload your driver's license to watch porn. If you were like a true like zoo file, that's like the ultimate like workaround. Because you can just do Google like animal penis all day. Yeah, you know what?
Speaker: You've really thought this one through, haven't you? Yeah. Yeah, I know all the tricks. Oh, you planning a trip to the UK soon, dude? it's Trying to strategize ahead of time? The workarounds.
Speaker: Dude, you always know the reacharounds. Or workarounds, sorry. At Liberty, you could go to like... There was like a website. it was called like Ninja IP. And that would get you around all the content filters.
Speaker: Oh, I remember that. I remember... i remember watching... ah I remember downloading... a An R-rated movie and watching it in my dorm over Ninja IP. What a great story.
Speaker: yeah and it felt like you were like ah you redirected the direction of that. with ah like You didn't want to actually talk about what you were really downloading.
Speaker: No, I just cannot think of the name. keep wanting to say There Will Be Blood, but it wasn't that one. It was ah was the other Coen Brothers, Cormac McCarthy one.
Speaker: i I was going to say, I think because I think CP is legal at Liberty University. I think that's the one thing that they don't have a ah ah filter on. But yeah, that's like the one thing they can reach across the aisle to Catholics with. yeah No, it's funny, though, because I was watching ah I was watching a show this morning and in the in the show, they like visit a college and there's this guy on campus that's like a renowned genius, you know, and it like this is the Nick Shirley story.
Speaker: yeah No, it like something popped in my brain and I just like had an epiphany. I remembered this guy from Hillsdale, which if you if you haven't been around the show a long time, I went to college one year at Hillsdale College in South Michigan, which is like a it's like Republican U. Yeah. Does Prager you have a campus or is it just an online thing?
Speaker: I don't know. I honestly don't know what PragerU does other than, you know, like race bait. Yeah. is um Is Hillsdale, I forget, and I should know this. Is it Christian or is it just like a conservative institution?
Speaker: No, it's just like a conservative institution, and they have like a newsletter that gets sent out all over the place to Rush Limbaugh listeners. Yeah. and I mean, I'm sure the overlap is heavy. I'm sure i it's mostly Christians who go there. that's the The overlap of Christians and conservatives is pretty significant.
Speaker: It was it was a lot of like smart people and rich kids. Yeah. lot of rich kids. And there was one guy on campus, though, that everybody would like whisper about. And he was supposedly like some, you know, genius IQ prodigy.
Speaker: And now we're on the Nick Shirley story. Yeah, exactly. He was. I don't even know how he ended up there, but it sounded like the college basically like recruited him. He was supposedly like... ah They paid him to go there.
Speaker: He was like a genius, on according to to a lot of people. But I had a class or two with this guy, and he was really strange. because he he He was seriously like...
Speaker: um The you know, the annoying guy from the Big Bang Theory. she Sheldon. Sheldon. He was like a Sheldon type character. Like he clearly was talking in like what he perceived as like smart guy language. Yeah. So when he answered questions, he would he would ah he would do one thing calculations.
Speaker: He'd be like, one wonders if ah if not so-and-so, then to whomst to hoops does he speak? He talked like that. Shut dude. No one you've ever been around. That's an act, dude. that like Honestly, it's more likely it's more likely that he was like in character method acting for some obscure role than it is that he was actually like that.
Speaker: Well, he was definitely acting because like he got weirder and weirder throughout the year as I went there. And um he he dressed kind of odd anyways, like he dressed up to go to class and stuff. But then throughout the year, like his his clothing got more ah like bizarre. he He kind of started dressing like Victorian.
Speaker: Oh, real dandy. Yeah. yeah he had like he looked like uh like a victorian like uh straight out of a period movie you know yeah and he wore like for a while he wore like little white gloves when he was walking around campus he had like mickey mouse gloves he's he's got the long tail coat uh coattails I can't remember if he had like tails on his coat, but he did have a top hat that he wore oh at times. Oh, my That's some Mad Hatter-ass shit right there That's all that. heat Dude. you watch he He is like an amalgamation of like Batman villains.
Speaker: Yeah, he was the Penguin, basically. he And he started dating some girl. How? Yeah. Oh, what did she look like? Dude, you know what she looked like? She looked, you remember like when Sam Bankman Freed's whole thing was ah public, you know, front page news and he had that girlfriend that like screwed up everything.
Speaker: Yeah, the and she looked like, it's dude, it's people with that stare, like they, um, Like they're permanently looking at a magic eye. You know those like things that would be in the paper where you would like put your nose to it and slowly pull it away and you'd have to like go cross-eyed and look through it and it would create like a 3D image?
Speaker: Yeah. There's a look that people have where they just are permanently looking at one of those. They're they're looking through everybody. She had that look. She's staring into the next dimension. Yeah. She looks like ah an extinct bird species in an American apparel ad.
Speaker: She kind of looked like that. And she started appropriating like his whole stick. So she wore like Victorian looking dresses and stuff like that. And you would see him like like sitting on a blanket in the in the common area around campus like they it was so ridiculous. And I remember there was a speaker.
Speaker: It wasn't like British. They just did that whole thing like they used like ah You know, in a badly written movie, how they would write like a a professor character. That's how he talked. Okay.
Speaker: I don't know if she was supposedly smart or not, or if she just like got to ride his Victorian coattails. his coat His literal coattails. God, I would love to know where that guy's at now. Well, I bet we can find him online. Do do you remember his first and last name?
Speaker: No, I don't. That's bad. And I don't keep in contact with anybody from Hillsdale, so I don't i don't know who I can even text about it. I bet you can find a reddit thread like a Hillsdale Reddit thread about this guy. I bet i bet my old roommates, ah my old dorm mates at Liberty show up in a Reddit thread somewhere, you know?
Speaker: Yeah. I know, it would be fascinating to know where he where where he is, because he seemed like he was grown in a test tube like specifically for that like intellectual dark web garbage. designed which ah he might have designed designed the the Israeli viewing arena to watch Palestinians get shot.
Speaker: Yeah, that's probably it. He designed a 360 camera specifically for like ah GoPro-ing like home bombings.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like you get to feel like you're actually committing the the execution. he He invented lethal injection simulator.
Speaker: He has like ah like a Goodwill hunting blackboard full of math that proves that we don't have to feel bad about killing Arabs. Yeah.
Speaker: I imagine that's what he harnessed his genius for. Hillsdale sucked. God, I hate Hillsdale. It just made me think about it and then I'm like, man, I hate that place.
Speaker: Yeah, it seems pretty lame. like I can't imagine... go like Liberty was conservative, obviously, but it there was a large... There was a it was a lot of different types of people there. I i imagine...
Speaker: Hillsdale just being um more like um is homogenous is that's the word i'm looking for it's just snooty like it wasn't even necessarily like conservatism or whatever because i was conservative at the time you know it was just so smug and unbearable yeah like every every room that you walked into you expected the way you felt you expected to look down and realize you forgot to put on pants yeah that's a good way to put it yeah i know that feeling Yeah, it sucked. From not putting on pants when I walk into so many rooms. I know what you mean.
Speaker: It sucked. That's going to show up on your teacher record at some point. I remember after I never... I never went back there. I went back once after I left Hillsdale and I kept in contact with a few people for a while.
Speaker: And one of those people was a guy that I hung out with a lot that year and he got married and they did the wedding at Hillsdale. And so ct I went down there with April and.
Speaker: It was like everything was exactly the same. You know, and at that point, you know, I'm coming back as like more of an adult, a little more, you know, I know a little bit more about who I am. I'm a little more self-confident and stuff. And the feeling came back immediately.
Speaker: Yeah. We stuck around for about 30, 40 minutes of the reception. I was like, have to get have to get out of here. I'm going freak out. I'm going to have panic attack in this room.
Speaker: Yeah. ah but It's just a bunch of people who like in their nice suits who are planning on running for office at some point. Yeah. It's probably a bunch of people embezzling money from different places that claim to be day traders. you Yeah.
Speaker: ah Yeah. I'm a day trainer, meaning I'm bankrupting the the daycare where my wife works. yeah Well, you better watch out or someone might come and investigate it for fraud.
Speaker: Ooh. Yeah. Especially if you're a Somali. Yeah. Gotta be careful. You gotta be careful. We will take, you know what? Oh, we love fraud it. It's, it comes with the territory. That's as American as that's a Molly fraud.
Speaker: Absolutely not. Yeah. Uh, I have a cool guy we could talk about for a second. Oh, okay. ah So this real neckbeard looking ass dude um got arrested recently for, well, his name is Gregory Curtis Daffron.
Speaker: He's 35 years old And he's from Jonesboro, Arkansas. And he was good start really passionate online about um just making sure the kids are safe. Okay.
Speaker: ah okay Yeah. So you know you look at his profile online. like real Christian. 1.9 his life verse.
Speaker: It says, do not be afraid or discouraged for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go, including prison, apparently, if that rings true. But he he did a lot of posting about taking care of the children.
Speaker: We got to look out for the little ones. ah Too worried about him in the bathroom and all that. I'm surprised his life verse isn't the one where Jesus says, bring all the little children unto me. I could imagine he likes that one a little bit too much, ah but maybe it's a little too on the nose to put it in your profile. But so, you know, he shares foster care and adoption post somewhere. Child welfare workers at a hospital looking at a broken child without crying.
Speaker: talking to a parent that broke a child without screaming. Why? Sitting in an office with three kids, crying for their mommy, blah, blah, blah. He's really passionate about making sure and about supporting social workers, making sure kids are taken care of. And look.
Speaker: That and of itself, no real concerns. I mean, you know where I'm this. you have a in common. How many kids does he foster? ah I mean, none now if he did and never will he be able to again. But Child Welfare Worker Appreciation Week posts, we got all wrong. Five myths about human trafficking and protecting your kids. Well, surprise, surprise.
Speaker: He was arrested on 44 counts of a child sexual abuse material. And it's just, you know what it it made me think of? um You know, it's it's classic pedocon theory. It's um the person who's out there being like, we have oh, we've got to protect the kids. It's all about the kids. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker: 30 minutes later, they get arrested for... having CP on their computers or whatever. And then you have the ones that are like, trans people are the problem. We hate trans people. And then they, you know, they get caught.
Speaker: with either trans porn or having sex with trans people. And then there's song in their mouth. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like, uh, the gays, we hate the gays. We got to make sure that they are converted to Christ. I'm starting gay conversion therapy at this church. And then they, you know, they just, they get caught with like seven dicks in their mouth at one time. And then you have the people who are like, uh,
Speaker: Radical feminists. Oh, support women. i believe all women. And they aren't fucking anybody. They're not fucking one person. They don't. That's that's the one you're going to say they're rapists. No, no. They oftentimes are rapists. Some might be, but a lot of them are ah just.
Speaker: really trying the simp card too hard. And I realized that that's the one, that's the one area where like the Dost thou protest too much type like stuff is,
Speaker: is That's the one area where, like, you're probably just a sad person who can't get a girlfriend. i don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of those stories, too. Yeah, I guess are. Anybody who's too preachy. If you're too preachy about stuff, then we have to suspect that you might be into it. And I hate these people because I'm so bored of the jokes. Yeah. I am so bored of the jokes, and it makes me angry that they keep making them valid.
Speaker: Mm-hmm. Well, because they're not jokes anymore. It's just reality. When I was at um my local fair recently, a couple months ago, I there was we all know these shirts. We're all familiar with them. um But I saw like a Okay, teenagers are absolutely just the worst part of human existence. And we all go through it. We were all there. I look back on things like, you know, lightsaber with my battles at the local strip mall. Lightsaber battles with my friends at the local strip mall. Like, just shit you look back on, you go, I would i would like to push...
Speaker: that version of myself into the street, swearing like in front of families, trying to be cool, like, ah you know, wearing your your through the eyes of the dead T-shirt. You just feel like a badass and your studded belts and shit whatever. We all we were we were embarrassing. We and that's that's sarah everybody's Jack Doherty face. Yeah. Yeah. And that's that's just part of being a kid. So it but it doesn't mean it's any less annoying the older you get.
Speaker: um And there was a kid at the fair wearing one of those kill your local pedophile shirts. And yeahs very cool don't those just don't have the same, like, when they've, those have been around for a while. um And, you know, they you first see them, I don't know how long ago, but you're just like, whoa, crazy. And then, but with the way things have gone, with the whole, like,
Speaker: Whatever you protest against loudly, you're probably part of. ah Seeing a teenager wearing a kill your local pedophile shirt was like, you just have to go.
Speaker: what are you doing? And what do you I don't trust you now. Like ah you're wearing it thinking. like you're being an edgelord and it's cool. And like, like you care about stuff like that, but like, I don't know now you can't even see that now without thinking. Counselor should talk to your cousins. Yeah. Yes.
Speaker: Uh, I hate coming from the guy who wore an abortionist homicide shirt. So that obviously meant I paid for tons of abortions when I was a teenager, but following that logic, I was paying for abortions all the time.
Speaker: Dude, you're basically a Cuomo. They called... they
Speaker: Yeah, it's... I don't know. It's just... I mean, every time you log on the internet, there's a new story of someone getting arrested for something. Here, like and a Christian TikTok influencer in missionary arrested for allegedly sexually abusing children in Haiti.
Speaker: nice little 23-year-old white boy with machine gun Kelly hair. Why are, man, dude, Haiti just gets our worst.
Speaker: They really It's like the worst that we have to offer, go down there under the guise of helping and like abuse their children or kidnap them. Yeah. And then the Clintons intervene to, uh, to keep them from, ah being arrested and in prison. But that's a story for another day.
Speaker: I, do I know this story? I don't know. It's well-known story. Oh. But it's far now. I have a catalog of grim, morbid, pointless info about crime. Yeah, that is true.
Speaker: Well, what other cool guys? You got some cool guys for us. Now, who's talking we we wanted to talk about a man who has recently had ah quite the revelation.
Speaker: um but who's kicking it off casey did you did you have more of a deep dive on him or are we saving this i have uh i have a few characters here for us to talk about okay and uh but i have to i have to figure out who this lady was uh lady is is this a character you would like to talk about No, I just, I mentioned it. Now it's bugging me Oh, is it the person that the Clintons protected?
Speaker: Yes. Okay. um New Life Children's Refuge case. Laura Silsby. Okay. Yeah, just look up some stuff on Laura Silsby. That's a crazy, ah crazy one. But yes, I have a number of incredible characters.
Speaker: um Dude, I am just like inundated with... ah Aliens are a hot topic right now. Whether you're a Christian or a non-Christian or something like in between, um there's just a lot of talk of aliens, a lot of channeling, which is really fun.
Speaker: Okay, i I felt like the alien discourse died down a little bit after the... federal deflection of releasing these alien files or whatever. I thought people kind of chilled out a little bit. Is that not true?
Speaker: Well, that's like actual information. The alien discourse I'm talking about is more like a a schizophrenic person in a room humming, snapping and pretending to channel ah an alien life form.
Speaker: Okay. So that's trending online. ah Much In the same way that, you know, one person starts a charismatic grifter, they cast out demons. And before you know it, that's taking up our entire feed like that.
Speaker: Yes, there's a lot of those people. It all overlaps. So um there's just so many. There's so many to pick from. It's so hard to decide. So, OK, let's start with this guy, because I've been having fun listening to to this guy's stuff.
Speaker: So do you remember a guy, David Dobrik? I don't. He was like a huge YouTuber in like the 2010s. And then like, I don't know, like three years ago or something, he got canceled like big time and disappeared for a number of years. He just kind of reemerged. But he was like one of the biggest YouTubers ever. What did he get canceled for?
Speaker: It was a number of different things. But like he did a group called like the Blog Squad and And, you know, it was he's kind of in the same era and of the same ilk of like as like the Paul brothers, I think.
Speaker: OK, he had a bunch of like ah attractive, like 20 something people that also were YouTubers and stuff that hung around him. And, you they would just do pranks and all sorts of things like that. Yeah.
Speaker: Kind of sort of. Crystalia style. Yes. i Along those lines. But they would. ah I don't know. it was It was also... I never really watched the guy, so I'm kind of like playing catch-up on his whole deal, but he was big enough that he was like a mainstay...
Speaker: you know, creator of YouTube, like he was a little cleaner and more family friendly than the Paul brothers. OK, we had that going for him. He had a bunch of brand deals and stuff that he was sponsored by. He was on Jimmy Fallon at one point.
Speaker: Oh, wow. um So he was around. But ah some of the stuff that got him in trouble was these prank videos were like one. He had this guy named named like Dirty Dom.
Speaker: that was a part of the blog squad. And his whole thing was that he was kind of like ah a pervert and a maniac. Okay. Turns out it was true. Yeah.
Speaker: it It wasn't a character. He was like very pushy. wasn't a character like when Jimmy Kimmel did the man show. That was a character, right? It wasn't like that.
Speaker: it was real. It was real. Was that where he did blackface or was that a different cool show? Oh, God, I don't think that was the man show. God, dude, that would be an interesting that show was really, really stupid. And I had to have been like early high school when it was on.
Speaker: And I remember, i embarrassingly remember thinking it was funny when I would see it, like when I got the opportunity to watch it. But even then, in my heart of hearts, I knew that it was like, that you ah you kind of felt bad about it. Like, this is this seems kind of fucked.
Speaker: Yeah, I remember seeing like clips from it and stuff. Because it was it was like Jimmy Kimmel, Joe Rogan, and Doug Stanhope. Yeah, Doug Stanhope is like the squirrely guy, right?
Speaker: Yeah, he's like kind of the crusty road comic that lives out in the desert. and Yeah, I forgot. He's wrote legitimately funny. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't i don't know if Rogan was a part of it forever. I think he was like a host for a while or something like that. He's talked about it on stuff, but and they had like a bunch of like Hooters waitresses that were like the the I don't know. They, they were just there background. Yeah. There was a, they called them juggies.
Speaker: Juggies. Real cool. Uh, they ended every episode with like girls jumping on trampolines and bikinis or something. Yeah. That's good stuff. God, good stuff. It's so the, the early, early 2000s, not just this poison era. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker: It was like, what can we get away? It's like, it was like really testing the limits of the FCC before streaming content where you could just do whatever you wanted. that was like spike TV type crap.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. I think it was. Yeah, I wonder, so given it given the era, I wonder if the Juggies ever did like a salute to the troops. Because that was like post-9-11, you know? Well, fun fact, a lot of them were the troops. Nowadays, the Juggies would like pay homage to October 7th.
Speaker: yeah think Speaking of which, it's a very special day today. Oh, shit. Oh, it's October 8th. Is it? oh it is. That was yesterday. Damn, we missed it.
Speaker: Yeah. It's horrible. That's not a nice thing to joke about. but Yeah. I wouldn't do it. But Sam, I feel peer pressured from Sam. I wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it on October seventh Same, dude.
Speaker: It's awful. Okay, moving on where If you can make it, look, this is a this is a this is a recency bias thing. because Do I want to do this? I'm not going to do this. I'm not. let's but what are we doing i don't know what i'm doing we're we're gonna we're gonna samson directive this bit yeah let's let's move on from that anyways david delbrick got canceled because uh one he had this dirty dom guy uh was just like humping all over girls and making them very uncomfortable and trying to trade like you know uh
Speaker: appearances on the blog squad for sex and just being an all-around scumbag. They did some pranks, quote-unquote, where they tricked guys into kissing other dudes. Like a kissing glory hole? Oh, there's a beautiful on other Something along those lines. They told them it one thing. know else you would do it. I mean, blindfolds, I guess, but...
Speaker: But the guy that they showed that they... they so I was watching a Turkey Tom video about it yesterday, and the guy that they showed that he kissed, like with like tongue and everything, had like a goatee. So I don't know if he shaved for that prank, quote-unquote, or what, but... know, regardless, not very nice. Not a nice thing to do. Kind of gross.
Speaker: No, I'm pretty sure that's a crime, but... I feel like if I got tricked into kissing a guy...
Speaker: I feel like I could compartmentalize that for money. Yeah. Yeah. I, yeah. It's a, if it's a less homophobic time though. I mean, you get the wrong person to do it. They might actually shoot you in the face on camera.
Speaker: Um, you know, and that's the guy who's actually gay. Let's be clear. If, if you actually commit violence because of something like that, you are gay. You're the pulse nightclub guy. Yeah. You don't want people to know, yeah,
Speaker: If you just get mad about it, probably straight. If you make money off of it, you're a capitalist. Welcome to America, baby. Yeah, that's what I am. i'm I'm sexually fluid as long as there's money involved.
Speaker: Yeah. But the other thing, so the crazy one was they did a like ah ah stunt thing where they took this excavator out into this shallow pond and And they were doing the thing where they like they had a rope tied to it and they were like spinning the thing in circles. And these guys were like wakeboarding.
Speaker: and Oh, yeah. i've I've seen it like that that. mean, not that probably specifically, but I've I've seen it on like ice with like a four wheeler where you just kind of turn the the.
Speaker: handlebars all the way and you just kind of keep it doing like the the power slide right with like something attached to it i've seen i've seen shit like that yeah it looks fun yeah so they're just doing it with an excavator just spinning in circles you know yeah and they had a rope attached to it and stuff so one of the guys is holding on to the rope and they're spinning him like faster and faster and he's like way up in the air I mean, the bucket is like fully extended. So he's like way, way up high. And all of a sudden, David Dobrik's the one operating the backhoe thing.
Speaker: And all of a sudden he just stops it And the guy, of course, you know, he he likes going trails around the rope and comes back around and just smashes his face to bits on the side of the excavator.
Speaker: And, like, his foot slipped out of it or something. Something happened where he was, like, hanging upside down. i mean, it destroyed, like, the side of his face. It had to be all reconstructed. i think he lost at least partial vision in one eye. Holy shit. Yeah, you can picture, like, just...
Speaker: like just winging around this big metal thing. And then yeah, your rope shortens and you're just bam. That's nuts. Yeah. Yeah. If you've ever watched a rope swing fails, you know that that is one of the, uh, surefire ways to get hurt is to not let go.
Speaker: Yeah. But he I don't think he could with how he was like attached to whatever it was. Holy shit, That's crazy. That guy sued him.
Speaker: Yeah, good. And I think it's ongoing, but he's suing him for like $20 million. How is it ongoing? How long ago was this? ah Boy, it's it's been at least a few years ago. That's like opening shot, dude. I don't even know. What's the...
Speaker: What? I have no clue. I think like the potential damages are crazy, too, because he he posted the video. So he's like had this monetized video going, at least for a long time where, you know, this guy's face gets crushed. Why so would you post it?
Speaker: Why indeed? That's what all of these guys do though. You know, they like cannot help. like that helps That's one those ones where that happens. You go, holy fuck. And you, what they should do. And no they shouldn't do this.
Speaker: Like this guy deserves to rake them over the coals for as much money as he can get. But like, practically speaking, if you were going to try to come to the defense of these assholes that did this, you would not post it.
Speaker: And you would immediately settle out of court. Immediately. Right. That's you shut that shit down right away. Yeah, that would have been the smart thing to do And they post it so everyone can see it and they can monetize someone's like almost death.
Speaker: Near death experience. Life ruining experience that will best's probably prevent them from living a normal life. That is the theme of the show today is monetizing near death experiences, actually.
Speaker: All right. It sounds like we got a title. So when all this stuff started have like it all kind of like fell at once. So people started coming out of the woodwork that were involved with the blog squad and talking about being sexually harassed. Trisha Paytas was doing a show with Ethan Klein and she talked about how like she went to her hotel room with her boyfriend and, uh,
Speaker: David Dobrik was like in the bathroom, in the shower, like hiding in there, like filming himself while they had sex outside. It's like a prank video. Oh, it's a prank. And then he posted that too. And just and on and on, he basically got, you know, demonetized completely from YouTube and he just like retreated into the ether and just has been doing like,
Speaker: hustle content ah Snapchat stories. But one of the guys who was involved with the blog spot squad, it was this guy who went by Big Nick.
Speaker: And why didn't he's been? What's up with nicknames? I don't know. They all have one. and Big Nick is like not even original. Like that sucks.
Speaker: He has like some form of dwarfism. And I get it now. Ha ha ha ha. He has like a fryer tuck type haircut and one eye is like all milky.
Speaker: Like you a little bit can't see out of one eye. And he separated himself from the blog squad partially because they were. He said that he didn't like being joked about on there, partially because the Lord was pulling on his heart.
Speaker: Oh, he got saved. Yes, and he has some podcast thing now. But he should go to Catherine Crick's church and see if he can get that eye fixed. He should.
Speaker: Yeah, fix his hairline, fix that ah that dead eye. Well, I mean, the hairline, just shave your head, dude. If you got that Fryer Tuck-ass shit going on, you just shave your head.
Speaker: But like the milky eye, the lord the Lord can do something with that. Yeah, it looks like a it looks like a ah button on like an antique control panel.
Speaker: it's He can go to Frank Kuhneman, and ah that guy can nu what bust in his eye. He could bust in his eye. Something's going to bust.
Speaker: Yeah, so Nick, his ah his podcast... He talks about all the hot topics and it's been like popping up in my YouTube feed like crazy right now. So um here's a here's a little taste of something that they would talk about on his show.
Speaker: waterfalls from heavens to a lot of the early christian traditions talked about how demons hated the sound of church bells did you know that there's a strategic effort to remove church bells from old school churches they stopped making them what's interesting about that too have you ever seen the movie where venom is hearing the church bells oh yeah and he goes ballistic he goes ballistic yeah dude they're showing us the reality in these movies that makes sense because Really, the whole idea of Venom is Venom is demonic in origin. I truly believe that there was a concerted effort to get rid of these church bells because it irritated Deep.
Speaker: i these people These people love movies, dude. Everything that they talk about is is based in a movie. Which isn't real. These people don't get it. It's not real. It's it's a movie. why Why do you gravitate towards using these as examples all the time? Oh, just like in that documentary about Venom? Shut the fuck up. It's so stupid.
Speaker: but Let's see what else it goes into. And we know that music can ward off evil spirits. Let's look at the Old Testament where King David was playing instruments to ward evil spirit off of Saul. Guaranteed, really hard to find a church with bells anymore. And if you look at the theories on why they stopped making church bells, they try to come up with excuses like, the material is too expensive. If you really go deep into that, it's all a lie. was part of the agenda to remove them. A lot of the early Christian traditions talked about how it happened. Pretty interesting, huh? What's the deal with...
Speaker: that That has the same cadence as one of those Richie the Barber podcasts that we shit on. Like, the the cut the the guy doing the quote-unquote interviewing is just is is just a sounding board.
Speaker: And they everything's a setup to be able for that other person to continue. it's like It feels talked about ahead of time. It feels like bad acting. That felt like bad acting by the interviewer.
Speaker: Yeah, there's so much of it. Dude, like, it's it's funny. There's just every nutjob theory he dabbles in.
Speaker: Like, and he speaks with just like absolute confidence. He says everything as if it's just un irrefutable fact. Like every single one of them. Yeah, you know, everything's a conspiracy. It's all like Hollywood showing us reality through these movies, you know, and this and that. But these people are like, it is hilarious how many times they invoke movies.
Speaker: And you would think they just wouldn't watch them if they were so evil, you know? Right. That would be the more logical conclusion. But, look, they do need to be aware of the weapons that the world is using against their people. So...
Speaker: it's they Really, it's like ah some behind enemy lines shit when they start watching all these movies. they're just it's really It's conducting research. it's like the guy who does It's like the guys who do the movie reviews for Focus on the Family.
Speaker: Like, they don't want to watch this filth and smut, but they have to. So they can tell you why you shouldn't go see Not Another Teen Movie 17.
Speaker: that's I mean, who else is going to prevent you from
Speaker: from allowing that filth to enter your brain if they don't watch it and then type out all the sexual acts that happen in the movie. So that way you can know it's a bad idea.
Speaker: Exactly. You know, it's a, it's a self-sacrificing, uh, service that they do. It's like all those, uh, people at the FBI that like so just comb through the internet to find child porn.
Speaker: Or it's like, uh, those people at the FBI who, ah supposedly stop a terrorist attack ah plotted by quote-unquote teens after their after the terror a plot sorry but after the terror plot was basically induced by the fbi you know that's a fun one yeah it's like every terrorism thing fbi says it foiled teens terror plot after agents groomed him and induced him then supplied him with an ak-47 raising serious entrapment concerns this is like every single like publicized terror plot that they supposedly thwart like the
Speaker: And it's it doesn't matter which administration. It's under like, you go look at like the, you remember the plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, the governor governor of Michigan? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: It was like 14 of the 16 people in the indictment were FBI informants. And they basically, they basically find the dumbest guy in the forum and just like completely set him up. Like, you know what you should do?
Speaker: You should kidnap the governor. I actually, I know where you might find a weapon, you know, and then they just go arrest him. It's nuts. It's crazy that they could just do that. Like that.
Speaker: Like, sure, there could be an argument to be made that, like, you could just say no. But is it a crime to go along with something after you've basically been groomed for it for three years by an FBI agent?
Speaker: I don't know if the crime is the person that fell for it. I don't know. I don't think I don't think that's fair. And the person's 16 years old in this case. You're a child.
Speaker: You're a child being groomed by FBI agents posing as ISIS.
Speaker: Once in a while they outsmart them. It's so stupid. Once in a while they outsmart them like the Tsarnaev brothers. Yeah, dude.
Speaker: Not that it did him any good, but. No, I think I've shared this story before, but my wife did work with Johar. Really? In Boston. Yeah. I had no idea that was the case. Yeah, he was a lifeguard.
Speaker: um at a a place that she yeah there is like this I'm trying to think of how I can say this without being too specific actually but which it probably doesn't matter but didn't he dead uh was he executed did they did they do the they shot him at his house or something like that i don't know one of them the the brother the older brother was i think killed um when they were trying to obtain him um the younger brother this is the boston bombing people right the yeah and i have said i have i forget you say but yeah and i have um yeah um
Speaker: when when we were living in Boston, my wife was working at this place, and that place had a pool, and he was the lifeguard for it. um Dang, that's crazy. Your wife inspired his, like, extremist rage? She made too much eye contact with him, and he was like, all these Western women! He just seemed normal. They didn't interact much, like,
Speaker: It was like she'd bring kids out and they'd swim and it's like a, hey, how you doing? Good. How you doing? Like head nod kind of stuff. like There's no real interaction, but it was incredibly surreal when all that, because I was, I live, I was living in Boston when at the time.
Speaker: um And so that was, that was crazy. Like to, for all that to be happening at that time, you're just like, holy holy shit. Like that's literally, I could, I could walk there right now.
Speaker: but definitely and then like later me and my friend would just kind of go walk through the common and stuff and it's like military vehicles it felt like occupation style uh like it was like became like uh not occupation what do you call ah police state kind of it was just weird that no there's very few people around you're just kind of like
Speaker: it it It was weird. I don't know. I don't know how else to say it than after your city gets bombed and you live there. It's weird.
Speaker: Yeah. Pretty horrible. I'm slightly... I do hate to have to admit And it's not like it's hard to admit here or in my real life, I guess. Like, I don't because there's so many negative connotations that go along with being a conspiracy theorist because we've seen the end result of a lot of that. And, you know, we watched Alex Jones fall from grace with Sandy Hook and shit like that. Like, there's some this you got to be cautious.
Speaker: But.
Speaker: I always felt like there was some strangeness around. The Boston bombing shit with Yohar. and Yeah, there definitely is.
Speaker: i felt like It's all a plot to sell rubber ban ah bracelets. Right? That big, big rubber bracelet funded the entire thing. Yeah. Through their shell corporation.
Speaker: ah No, but Yohar just seemed like it it seemed like he was a kid that got maybe pulled into something and he was like, it became a big what the fuck just happened around me kind of thing.
Speaker: But I don't know. What do I know? ah He was convicted and he was sentenced to death. So crazy shit. The FBI and the CIA are evil. So there's that. That's very true. And it makes it very hard to feel like if they could be involved, that they that whatever narrative you're being sold is the correct one. It's hard to trust those organizations in any way, particularly the CIA, which operates with total impunity in some way.
Speaker: Yeah. yeah Anyway, yeah just a fixing Brazilian elections and a little rabbit trail. But you know what else is a fun fact to throw out there? Go ahead. What's evil? I think you know what's coming.
Speaker: I'm fully convinced that Harry Potter was directly inspired by Satan because you look at J.K. Rowling, she was on a podcast a long time ago, basically saying that a third of the spells that she wrote in the book were done through automatic writing. Oh, really? And for those who don't know what automatic writing is, it's where you let a demon take over your body and right through you. You're watching these movies. They're glorifying the occult. angler Also called speaking through tongues. Spells are just fiction. It's just fables. and These are actually being inspired by demonic spirits. And check this out too. A lot of people who end up getting into the occult, you ask them what their favorite movie was as a child, guess what they'll say? Harry Potter. Harry Potter every time. It's so involved in our culture, dude. It's everything, man. I'm fully convinced. Who are these people interviewing him? What are these podcasts?
Speaker: Well, he's interviewing that guy. Oh, if okay. If Harry Potter- And that guy is another character. Yeah, he looks creepy. he He goes by demon erasers. online god if look If Harry Potter is so demonic, then why does J.K. Rowling hate trans people? Riddle me that.
Speaker: I don't know. I mean, Satan loves chaos. Maybe that's why. Yeah, Satan loves a good cover story. Must have blend in.
Speaker: Yeah, it is funny that because I'm sure he has pretty strong views about transgenderism. There's so many here. There's so many. Oh, this is a fun one. This is the demon erasers guy again.
Speaker: This one says cigarettes are a demonic ritual. See what those say? It says pyramids and ziggurats. Yeah. How many words do you know sound like ziggurats? Only one. Only one. Cigurats. Isn't that fascinating?
Speaker: Interesting. Now look at that. Those pyramids and those ziggurats are where they were sacrificing people. wow That's a human sacrificial portal. Oh my God. Why do you think the old Marlboro logo emphasizes the A? See the pyramid? Wow.
Speaker: That's what they are doing. It's kill the human, sacrifice their blood at the top of the ziggurat or the pyramid, drain the blood offered to the demon god, eat the flesh on the bottom left, and then the bottom right, gain sacred knowledge. Wow. That's what that is. See the rolly paper right there? What is that called? What you think you call it that? That's the rolly paper that you smoke, roll cigarettes, and weed in. It's called zigzag paper. Wow. Zigzag because of the ziggurat. That's what they get. Jerusalem? Oh, Jerusalem.
Speaker: All right, it's coming together for me. This is, dude, you can do that with any, and these people don't understand basic etymology and that's what's embarrassing.
Speaker: It's the, ah it's the, ah the Greek word pythos. It means Python snakes. You have snakes in you and they're demons. do you have Everything. You can do it with anything.
Speaker: God damn. This is the dumbest iteration of all this stuff. The weird like word association thing. Dude, I would rather this guy be... It would be more palatable if this guy stayed associated with people who perved on others and had people smash their faces into excavators. like You distanced yourself from people because you didn't like the way they were... like joking about you or with you.
Speaker: This is so much worse. This is, this is rock bottom, dude. Yeah. and of course he has strong feelings about aliens to kind of tie into what we were talking about before. um, this is, uh, this is a really interesting fact because this is, uh, I, if you're listening, okay.
Speaker: Did the build the cigarettes? Probably, probably the sacred knowledge, you know, came from the aliens who are actually demons. The sacred knowledge, dude. You talking about the sacred knowledge that you only get from smoking cigarettes?
Speaker: Exactly. This one, ah this is kind of like knowing where the exits are in the building here. It's kind of like having a fire extinguisher under your, you know, your ass front sink.
Speaker: yeahp So this one I want you to pay close attention to and maybe just make a mental note because this could come in handy. Yeah. i was Studying. This thinks reading appear to them tell them that we need to ascend into higher consciousness we need to go to the fifth dimensional plane yeah and the religious people are a holding back what they mean by religious people is christian what i notice in these encounters that they're having with these entities the christian that the entities are concerned about they're saying that they don't want to ascend to a high de sense of knowledge they're holding us back they're holding the vibration back that seems so demonic inherently in nature we are the problem because we are seeing it for what it is and the entities are telling them Once we're removed, the Earth can heal. Is that not demonic as heck? I was studying
Speaker: Now, okay. Knowing that that's the case. All right. so Aliens are coming here to remove Christians because they can't MK Ultra people if they're Christian? Is that what he's saying? Yes, they can't get people to ah ascend to the fifth dimension to obtain the sacred demonic knowledge.
Speaker: Isn't that Scientology? i you know I mean, I'm sure he thinks Scientology's demonic. So he's not, i you know, blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Right. and But the funny thing is, it's like you're describing something as demonic. Dude, that's just...
Speaker: It you're it's they're describing something. like If that was the case, like aliens coming, it's very Scientology like and they would be like science, but they would also like maybe he would agree that Scientology is also correct. Like what you're arguing for is that shit like that is equally as correct as the Bible. And there's just stuff to be scared of or to be worried. He just would classify all of it as demonic.
Speaker: All of it is like a demonic red herring to keep you away from Jesus. So like there's no such thing as aliens. They're all demons. There's no such thing as space. It's the firmament.
Speaker: Right. That's a common one. OK, so these aliens are it's all demons and the demons that live on other planets. So maybe there are there is no other planets. Yeah. Because it's all just interdimensional demons.
Speaker: What? Isn't it easier for the demons to just flee the earth and become, it become aliens, interdimensional aliens? Like what is this for?
Speaker: It's to enslave humans in hell. It's to keep them from salvation. It's such an elaborate scheme. Like, yeah, but look like that because like the Christian, the base Christian scheme is anyone who doesn't believe it's susceptible these demons. Yeah.
Speaker: So like all of this other lore that he's creating is arbitrary. I mean, it's me. It's it's it's it's as meaningless as assuming that what you glean from evangelical understanding of demonology Like it you're just adding fluff. You're just like creating a context for something that doesn't actually need one to have any relevance. Like it's just it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker: That's what it is, because the Bible is not exciting enough. They have to make it into like Star Wars in order for it to be entertaining and interesting. So like they they expound upon like these tiny references to demons or whatever here and there. Like the thing earlier where he said, ah you know, we know that music can be used to ward off demons because in 1 Samuel, David plays a liar to, ah you know, ward an evil spirit away from Saul.
Speaker: so So you have to make it so you take that little bitty reference to something and you just turn it into an entire you know ah encyclopedia of demonic knowledge that you somehow glean from that.
Speaker: It's extreme like theology porn. That's what this is. Yes. It's in the same way that these people who be like the the dangers of porn is at first you're watching people have sex in missionary position. Before you know it, you're watching them.
Speaker: Do stuff with animals and do gang bangs. This is the gang bang version of theology porn. That's what we're in right now. Exactly.
Speaker: So you may be asking yourself, well, like, what if I see it? What if I see an alien? What if an alien enters my house? What if an alien is trying to get invoke me to go to the fifth dimension for the sacred knowledge? And and you mean there is.
Speaker: Okay, well, potato, pi potato, but there is a way to resist. There's a lot of people who have studied UFO abduction. They all would read these accounts of people who would claim that they were getting abducted by UFOs. And the one thing that would stop the abduction, it would invoke the name of Jesus Christ. and the abduction would stop. It kind of makes you think, you know, when you see exorcisms and you see demons getting casted out because of the name of Jesus Christ. Why does it stop with the name of Jesus? yeah The only reason is because that thing in nature is of Satan. There's a lot of people who have studied... Dude, do you want to how much stuff hasn't happened...
Speaker: Or has it been stopped from happening because somebody yelled Jesus Christ? I mean, literally i mean everything. but Everything. Everything. Everything, everything, everything, everything.
Speaker: Except for alien abductions. And what kind of... day Dude, you know what I like is in that video, ah when he says that, it's like they pull up these, like... ah they pull up this evidence. Like it goes over to like a text screen of like, of highlighting Jesus Christ in some assholes report.
Speaker: Okay, dude, maybe you can find three where they like, you know, used their safe word and woke up or, you know, they're, uh, they didn't get anal probed because they dropped the Jesus Christ safe word in time. But like,
Speaker: Like, you're, I don't even know what's on that screen. You're, you're literally not showing. like it's It's all AI. it's It's literally like all of it is just ai Yeah. Like, uh, uh, the real fluff slap just meant to make the video more, uh, entertaining and appealing.
Speaker: God. So, This is where these guys really start to ruffle feathers, though, because the people who are more... These people are more into the Jesus side of the Jesus versus aliens thing. There's other people who are way more into the alien side of it. Team Jesus.
Speaker: One of those is this guy named Bashar, who is a channeler. And he channels aliens so he can deliver the sacred knowledge. and People pay tons of money. I read somebody somebody in the comments section said that... ah i one of the talks that this guy was given in like this arena, it was 300 bucks a ticket to get into this thing.
Speaker: And it was full. that Full? Holy cow. There was a ton of people there. It was like a theater. He channels, he channels aliens to deliver people from demons?
Speaker: No, this guy channels aliens to deliver um a bunch of like, Just hippy-dippy nonsense.
Speaker: That's what all the channelers do. All the channelers... That means communicating with aliens. They're basically... they're They say that they're off they're using themselves... They're allowing the alien entity to use them as a vessel to communicate a message to humanity. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Okay.
Speaker: And why do these aliens... trust them to communicate a message? Well, they're special, obviously. Okay. So the alien is just like, it's just like greatness, recognize greatness kind of situation.
Speaker: Yes. According to Bashar, anybody can have access to this information, but it takes a lot of work to learn how to really open yourself up to the entities.
Speaker: And does this guy believe aliens are demons or is this guy going into the street? Okay. Okay. so I get that. That helps because if they were demons, that would raise more questions. But in, in this guy's brain, aliens have a word for us, a word for,
Speaker: Yes, there's lots of different kinds of aliens, and these people like speak alien languages. They like to mix it into their talks. Should have bought a Honda.
Speaker: Yes, they speak in tongues, basically. Okay. um ah You have a clip of these? Before you into this clip, before you get into it, um I do need to do my, unfortunately, do my ah nightly or weekly, as we do this, ah check on my bunches of children to make sure that they're not burning the house down and they're actually in bed.
Speaker: Okay. So give me a quick pause.
Speaker: Okay, let me give you an example of a channeler here before we get to the clip. um this is a This is one of my favorites. She's channeling a message from the Sireen High Council of Elders.
Speaker: what We are here now to speak on integration. For whether or you wish participate in these new activations, they are part of soul's evolution.
Speaker: Whether you choose to participate and witness is up to you. That's the alien. walking existing at this time is As made up by her. same act She just gets to make up alien movement and pretend like that's fact.
Speaker: Oh, I wouldn't normally move. like I don't even have a choice. This is just is just what the aliens make me do. This is also the only way I can come at night. They all have one of those, like some sort of weird tick or like an accent that they do. This lady speaks a lot of different alien languages.
Speaker: The aliens are pretty good at English. I think that's that's cool. Or she understands alien language and <unk> just tell to telepathy, maybe?
Speaker: i imagine some of them speak to her in their language, which they then, like... imbue her with the knowledge to interpret it. Right. Some of them must know English, but here's some of their ah their languages. This is a different ah content creator that says 10 star seed languages. Which one speaks to you? why is he to sweetly ya sayataa mayiaa su you This is feline light. the same thing over over again. light language.
Speaker: Alpha Centauri Light Language. I'm actually pissed, dude. I'm not even having fun anymore. I'm actually angry.
Speaker: shit i'm actually pe dude i'm not even having fun anymore i'm actually angry This is... I'm mad that... I'm mad... Dude, I'm mad about a few things right now. I'm actually getting so pissed off. Because this fucking... it These people, dude, they think that they can make this up.
Speaker: They just make it... They... Why are... Why do people believe this? This is... this say Honestly, it's it's just... showing us how desperately sad and hopeful, like, hopeless or in desperate need of hope people are. Like, I, she just made up six different alien dialects with Star's names attached to them. Like, she's an authority on this. She's like, which one resonates with you?
Speaker: What are the comments? Please open up the comments. I need to know who's, I need to know who got, got spoken to through this. because I think it's going to be a bunch of people talking about which one appeals to them.
Speaker: i hope you get the whistle Okay, let's see. Mute it before I kill myself while we're recording. Got it, got it. Thank you. First one. Sounds Russian.
Speaker: Alpha Centauri origins in African languages. I just hear origins of different earthly languages. For example, Arcturian sounded like Middle Eastern Arabic Hebrew. Well, I hate that person.
Speaker: A lot. she She responded, the sounds are similar, but vocabulary is nothing like. Because how do you get to compare vocabulary of non-actual vocabulary words? There were no words. they were It was sounds strung together. There were no delineation for words. It was just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. It's just nothing. You're just stringing consonants and vowels together.
Speaker: This person whose username is manifesting clearly says. Is going to have something awesome to contribute. Alpha Centauri. I felt like I was slowly exiting my body. What the heck?
Speaker: And this lady who's who her username is Super Starseed. Says ah that is actually one of the least common starseed origins. One of the strongest characteristics of Alpha Centauri is fierce independence, borderline stubbornness, always following their own rhythm, no matter what the mainstream slash other people do and get things done attitude.
Speaker: Oh, so being a goth baddie. Pretty much. It's kind of like. ah What the fuck is. Why do people think this? they Why do they say this stuff with such confidence? I don't understand. Like, is this astrology? I don't know anything about astrology. Is that.
Speaker: Is this an astrology thing? Where they make these claims about who you are. based like i don't know what this is it's just based on like you should have a feeling in your gut about which one is appealing to you and that might tell you your starseed origin what if you're feeling in your gut tells you that you need to hunt down every single person who thinks this is cool and do something about it what if that's your gut feeling what what what dialect do i resonate with most if that's my gut feeling
Speaker: Hmm. I don't know. It's a great question. The Russian sounding one that feels like a. Oh, I think I have a video of this lady style. I think I have a video of a lady explaining what a star seed is.
Speaker: Hang on. Let me see.
Speaker: She's wearing cat ears. star seeds are alien consciousness born into human bodies no's very unique he's got like angelring earrings we have pretty hard lives
Speaker: This voice. No, this they're often diagnosed with severe mental illness because of their inability to just go about life like nothing is
Speaker: ah positives are that you're usually super smart and also really psychic and She didn't graduate high school. So the world will tell you that you're mentally ill, but you're actually just super smart and you're connected to alien races. And that's why you don't fit in. It's because you're better than everybody.
Speaker: And the reason that you didn't pass your GED test is because that the world, that that that this world tests intelligence on a finite level while she is accessing information on a higher plane. And all of this is just irrelevant.
Speaker: That's exactly it. Yeah, you you've you've summed it up pretty ah pretty well. So here's what Bashar says about the claim that that aliens are demons. Bashar Starchild?
Speaker: that aliens are demons. I'm just going to have to be very straightforward. I believe that that kind of a comment is extremely racist. It's the same kind of thing where, you know, a long time ago, white people used to call people of color black devils.
Speaker: It's the same thing just because you're born on another planet, you're a demon. That's very racist. I think that one of the things that has to go away is the aspect of certain.
Speaker: ah you I think so. I feel like we can live with that kind of racism. if if the if Because that type of racism unites planet Earth. And I think that's what we need right now. I think we need an enemy outside of our solar system to realize that we hate together because they're trying to overthrow our way of life. I think who's going to argue with that kind of racism?
Speaker: No, I think that would actually be a very... i that what Reagan said that that that would all unite the human race, right? Balm, and not balm. Let me be clear. Balm, like a salve.
Speaker: Yeah. Healing balm. Yeah, that was a very Reaganistic thought that you had there, so congrats. Thank you. Well, I mean, ultimately, I think you can... You can...
Speaker: What's the... Fuck it. Who cares? Move on. I don't want to get into Reagan shit. I hate that guy. just That's what I say about you all the time. Exactly what Lindsey Graham said, right? youre You, to me, you're Ronald Reagan plus, plus, plus.
Speaker: Plus, plus, plus. Isn't that just a... ah a a ah sign. What are you? What's it the, the engineering scientific ah code? What is it? Plus plus something plus plus the, for computers.
Speaker: C plus plus. Is it C plus plus? Is that a thing? I don't know. I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. I know more about aliens and star seats than I know about that. Yeah. So, okay.
Speaker: Let's move on to a new character. um I don't know if I feel safe right now. i why i want to okay cause we and We both have like seen a bunch of videos about Gabe Poirot this week. The guy who claims to have gone to heaven.
Speaker: Gabe, Gabe as in Gabriel. Yes. His name is Gabriel. I heard gay. So that threw me off big time. Gay Perot. but What kind of French ass gay shit are we talking about right now?
Speaker: He so his whole thing is that he cracked his skull open and in his state of just like a mental decline, he went to heaven for like seven days or whatever. Was this like that he cracked his skull open through one of those cool pranks with an excavator? Yeah. I mean, we have to assume. Are you bringing this back full circle? Split him open so that he could play seven minutes in heaven the real world. Seven minutes in heaven. Seven days. How many days was it there? Seven, eight, what'd you say?
Speaker: He was in a coma for like 18 or something. And he was in heaven the whole time. Does he quantify time similarly from the from the beyond beyond? um i think he he I think Gabe thinks that contradicting himself immediately makes it sound more profound.
Speaker: I can understand why you when I was when the Bible does it constantly and people still like that. He always says the name of whoever's interviewing him a lot like a psychopath. I hate it when people do that.
Speaker: Right. Like yeah like you you you watched a TED talk on how to generate human connection, which makes you obviously alien. I mean, no going to buy you. You're not a human.
Speaker: You read that classic book, How to Make Friends and Hoedwink People? Yeah. ah yeah Sam, that is the funny thing about, that is that is what's so amazing about my my my experience. When I went to heaven, it was if it was as if it was a moment. it was a It was a fraction in time, a blink of an eye, but also it was an eternity.
Speaker: It was an eternity with my Savior. He was... He was kind and loving and gentle, but he was also fierce and he had the heart of a lion. He does that constantly. That's his whole shtick.
Speaker: Say one thing, say it's also the other thing. Right, because once you cover all your bases, like that's all that is.
Speaker: you're just you're You're going out of your way to make sure people can't be like, oh, but you didn't say he was like this, and that's how the Bible describes him. You know why we don't need this? Because you're only regurgitating explanations or ah descriptions of what of that in the Bible of who or how God is. like you it And that's what people are going to hold you to, right?
Speaker: So if he comes back and says something out of pocket, People are going to be like, wait, you want to start your own city and be president of your own city? That that gets weird quick. So he needs to do something like this.
Speaker: And if he does something like this, it's like you just cover all your ground. what you He does like a quick like chat GPT search of like all the ways that God's described in the Bible, and he covers it all so that way you can't call him a liar.
Speaker: That is biblically pretty much it.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a it is a funny trick that he does. And I'll give him credit. He has rehearsed a lot of different ways to say the same redundant information.
Speaker: and this guy so white loves them And does he have ah a top hat and a cool coat with long coattails? He should. He looks like a magic that guy dressed like a magician.
Speaker: He looks like he's got Bell pas Palsy in the top of his head. It's just from the nose up. like His mouth still moves, but his eyes are just falling apart. Yeah, but no no affect above the above the bridge of his nose.
Speaker: Yeah, he looks like the bug in Men in Black and his face is slipping off. i Dude, yeah the amount of times i I think about Men in Black...
Speaker: I probably think about that movie weekly. And I think part of that's because I work in an elementary school. And whenever we have, like, occasionally we'll get this kindergartner or first grader that's, like,
Speaker: eight inches taller than all the other ones. Like these these kids are like, you're like, what the fuck kind of hormone growth, human growth hormones are you on?
Speaker: And you watch them and they look like they can't possibly not fall down a flight of stairs. They're like all wobbly and gangly. Their limbs go everywhere. And every single time I look at these kids, I think of when, uh, what's his name?
Speaker: Gil.
Speaker: The farmer in Men in Black that gets that gets taken over by the huge cockroach alien. Edgar. Edgar. Yes. Thank you. Edgar. Edgar, your face is falling off your bones.
Speaker: ah I think of Edgar. Every time I see these kids, I go, it looks every day looks like your first day in a human body.
Speaker: They're just, they walk like a cart. That's a Gumby. Like, like they're just, like, flopping everywhere. Their ankles look like they only walk while they're rolling. You know when you roll your ankle and you catch yourself? That's how these kids walk down the hallways constantly.
Speaker: And, I don't know. I feel like the roadrunner sprinting is just a a circular whir of, like, leg movement.
Speaker: i think that might I think that needs to be the next movie I watch with my daughter. I got to watch Men in Black again. That's a good one. Seriously, I would love to watch that again. Yeah. and I want that Will Smith back.
Speaker: Yeah, right? What a great version. Not that beat-down, wilted version of himself. Notice we have the, sad dude, everything in this timeline is bad. Everything got worse. No one's good.
Speaker: Everyone we liked is terrible. Will Smith got bought by private private equity. It has to be what happened. We don't even know. We don't actually see Will Smith anymore. He just signed over his life rights and all we get is like AI Will Smith. Yeah.
Speaker: It's an AI. It's a willsworth automaton. He'll never be seen physically again unless like physically this man doesn't exist. He's been locked away and his mind has been harvested if to complete his AI infrastructure.
Speaker: Jada put a cock cage on his soul.
Speaker: But
Speaker: so Well, I feel this lady is a lot of fun. That's this this this ah this is sadder for me than. a lot of the things we've talked about tonight is just thinking about what's happened to Will Smith.
Speaker: Yeah, you think about the lonely existence that he's led and how he's constantly misunderstood by society. It makes you wonder if he might be a star seed. du It makes you wonder like we I think you can gauge the overall happiness in joy of American society by when we allowed Will Smith to believe he was a good rapper and when we decided that we won't let him think that anymore. That's when you know all the joy has been robbed from humanity. It's just like,
Speaker: Here comes the man in black. Like, that sucks. That's so dumb, dude. But we loved it. And we let ourselves love it. And now, now we have to hate it. All because what?
Speaker: Good people who are actually good at things like Chester Bennington died. Wow. That's who I want to channel. Yeah. I think he's still with us. I'd have him crawling in my skin.
Speaker: Yeah. Just a real a real men in black, Edgar, Chester Bennington mashup.
Speaker: You just make a you you remake the crawling in the crawling. What was was it? Crawling was at the end of the song music video using only scenes of Edgar. From men in black.
Speaker: Well, ah this lady may have a she may be able to make that happen. Because unlike Gabe, who spent 18 days in heaven or whatever, um Queen Okieoma has been to hell seven times.
Speaker: If he spent 18 days in heaven and while in a coma and his sheets weren't soaked from wet dreams, I don't believe heaven's real. Let's be clear.
Speaker: So this lady, she i don't know where she came from. She's from Oklahoma, I think. But she has really popped up a lot on like the Christian commentary channels and stuff like that. She's got a lot of people talking because she explains in great detail, like what she saw when God took her to hell.
Speaker: So here's here's an example. He saw me. He knew who I was. the guy I went to church with, he was staring at my face. See, when you go, when you're spirit realm, you know as you are known.
Speaker: You just at him and you just know. And he was staring at me and the look that was on his face, he couldn't believe that hell was real and he couldn't believe that he was there. Yeah, they see you, they know.
Speaker: They know you're there visiting. The last time I went to hell, The guy who raped his four-year-old child, he fell at my feet from a portal to hell. It was two demons. They look like... Move it over a little bit. He looks like some Dan DeVito. Yeah, them little creatures.
Speaker: It was two gremlins, but they was tall. Their legs, instead of being straight, they was like this. Like this. And they ran up and grabbed him. And they looked me in my face they said, there's nothing you can do about this. This has happened already.
Speaker: And they picked it. That was in the year 1826. Oh. Is that the woman? Yes. Okay. A queen.
Speaker: I've got... i i For the listeners, who will definitely pick up on me changing pronouns, I said she at first, and then i was catching half of the face in the video.
Speaker: And... um And some of the and then I'm hearing the voice. i'm like, that could be a that guess that could be a male. It's kind of an androgynous voice. And then I said, he is kind of an androgynous person.
Speaker: Yeah, that's that is very androgynous person. So anyway. And if you wonder why, look just note that, like a lot of these videos, a Queen Okieoma is sitting on a rascal scooter on stage. OK, well, you know, I was going to make a quick apology.
Speaker: And if I don't now, I'm I was going to apologize and I was going to be clear that the only apology I was going to make was for misgendering somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a scumbag. No, ah no, except no ah excuses for it.
Speaker: No, no, I won't. I won't. Nobody will care that you misgendered her initially when when they hear some of who she claims is in hell. So here's a good one. And it's not rascal scooters.
Speaker: time you listen to Michael's music, he's tormented worse than hell. So that movie y'all just did Michael, all his torment was increased. Every time y'all listen to his music, those demons in hell are tormented him worse than I'm going to something Demons are the ones who gave Michael all his dance moves.
Speaker: Oh, God. Demons taught him those dance moves. She kind of sounds like the guy from That's a Waving. That's really Christian. Oh, yeah. Dude, I need to use that more when I talk to people who don't believe Oh, you actually would agree with me if you weren't so blinded by sin?
Speaker: gonna use that more when i talk to people who don't believe me
Speaker: oh you actually would agree with me if you weren't so blinded by sin ah go I can't wait to tell that to my wife next time we get an argument. Like, well, you're just blinded by sin right now.
Speaker: Yeah. I think that's a pretty good trump card to play. It works. It clearly works. Um, Another thing about working in elementary school, I don't know why, but Michael Jackson is having a resurgence in popularity amongst kids seven and younger, apparently. That's bad news because every time somebody plays his song, he gets poked with a stick in hell. Yeah, and now I'm concerned. I am a little worried that demons are taking over my school because i i can't walk down a hallway without hearing a kid go, hey and pretending to moonwalk.
Speaker: Oh, It's a school full of six-year-olds who are like, he and then moonwalking. And by moonwalking, I mean slowly walking backwards and not moonwalking at all.
Speaker: And they love it. Oh, Billie Jean. i had I heard a kid singing Billie Jean down the hallway the other day. but mike i don't go i haven't gone a day in the past two weeks without hearing Michael Jackson.
Speaker: That's so odd. Do you think the torture is... stephen Yeah, do you think the torture that he gets as a result is worse if it's children that are corrupted? um No, I bet it's better because the the Dark Lord thanks him for corrupting children when they're early in impressionable. i think i think the I think the Dark Lord appreciates that. um if If demons are taking over my elementary school, as ah as a faithful man,
Speaker: What do you think I should do to combat that? um You know, I don't know. Maybe like the last 30 minutes of Constantine. I've never seen the last 30 minutes of that movie. I've only seen the first 40. I think he shoots and burns a lot of people.
Speaker: Okay. Well, that... Might not be a good look. um And my school does active shooter drills, so what do you I'll probably fail. You ought to know the holes in the system. These kids know what to do. I know the holes in the system, but you'd be surprised ah how successfully these kids can get through an active shooter drill and not be traumatized by it. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker: Yeah. How many of your fellow teachers are are packing an AR under the under the desk? As their God-given right. Right, but not their legal right in this state. So zero, I would guess. But, you know, the state of Massachusetts really does like to push up against the the word of the Lord. So, you know, I live in a difficult state to be a Christian. You live hell. lib hell Lib hell. Lib hell, yeah. um Dude, there was, in Virginia, do you remember the story in Virginia about that, like, six-year-old who shot his teacher?
Speaker: It was like Last year it happened. Yeah, it was a heartwarming one. um Well, my colleague showed me today the the body cam footage from the officer who showed up and ah has been released.
Speaker: And oh my God, it is amazing. Some dark shit. It is the kid who actually pulled the trigger is like sitting on the lap of this woman who like restrained him essentially until the cops showed up.
Speaker: And the gun is still like on the floor in the room because she points it out to the officers like, oh yeah, the gun's over there. and They're like, well, was the boy injured? She's like, no, he's I think he's OK. And she asks, like, are you OK? Have you been hurt?
Speaker: And she's like and he's like, no. And then he just like starts swearing at her and berating her and calling her a bitch and shit like that. And then he's sitting on her lap. He's like six. And I'm like, dude, the level of like broken. Like, I don't know how you come back from that. I don't know what's happened to this kid to become that way.
Speaker: But the woman who got shot is suing the school, I guess, because ah multiple people reported that this six-year-old was packing heat. in the No way. Yeah, and the school administration didn't like check his backpack.
Speaker: and And eventually he got pissed at his teacher and like whipped that bitch out and shot her. And she put her hands out. and And it shot her through like the hand and the arm. The teacher survived. She got obviously scholastic stigmata.
Speaker: dude i i hope Dude, I hope she never has to work a day in her life again. i hope that... the yeah Like, what are we doing? Like, if we're... Don't even... The schools, it should... They just need to ratify their... Like, the the financial... Like, the finance allocation to, like... Just divert funds to her for the rest of her life. Like, we don't...
Speaker: You're going to take this to court. the school You as a school district are going to take this to court. Just pay her her salary plus 30 for the rest of her life and shut the fuck up.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. You already stripped of her of her God given right to defend herself. She was in her castle. You sent her into the war zone. with a Without a piece, you know?
Speaker: And this is the result. Like, she she couldn't even fire back at the kid. Right. She couldn't even shoot a six-year-old in the face in self-defense. And what kind of fucked up world are we living in? ah just imagine, like talking like, you talking to a, ah you know, one of your little latchkey kids.
Speaker: And you're like, put the gun down. Use your four-letter words. Yeah.
Speaker: That's good. I like that. That's a really good one. Like, I feel like it's better. I feel like that joke is is better than how much I laughed.
Speaker: it's It was like, that's one of those jokes where you, like, occasionally you watch stand-up and you hear the bit and you go, you don't laugh out loud, but you go, God damn it, that was funny.
Speaker: And I want to give you your flowers for that. I really respected that joke.
Speaker: Don't fluff me up too much or I'll have to go get my Victorian trench coat. Yeah, I will fluff you. I will fluff you all day. So ah Michael Jackson is not the only person that Queen Okieoma saw in hell. Wait, are we done with Gabe?
Speaker: Well, we haven't really gotten into him just yet. I figured we'd look at the other side of the spectrum first. But this is another one that generated a lot of ah a lot of anger and chatter that she doesn't care about, for the record. Well, because she stands. She built her house upon the rock, dude. You don't care about the chatter of sand people. That's right. Your house is on the rock.
Speaker: Biggie was holding the barns, but he was on fire. biggie from the inside though she calls christ from the inside like he like like no somebody put a bomb in his belly he exploded i saw him and i'm standing there looking at him and i asked jesus i said jesus why is this man here and these are the words jesus said verbatim is written on record in heaven that's what he told me he said this man he ain't even calling his name he said this man told me he didn't need me This man went to a fetish priest and got charms he carried around his pocket to become famous. and he said, this man. Wait, what what did you say?
Speaker: This man went to a fetish priest and got charms that he put in his pocket that he carried around to become famous. And he believed he was a king. Oh. You got fetish charms? Remember that in the biography. It's because he told me he didn't need me.
Speaker: When Jesus finished speaking, them two demons, one demon told the other demon that he wasn't speaking the English. He was speaking this language i ain't never heard, but I do what he was saying. He was saying, because he was pointing. They had staffs. They had poles. I don't know what's up with the staffs, but they had these staffs.
Speaker: And he was holding staffers right here, he pointed. He said he was telling the other demon to get him out of that cell, and they're going to take him for more torment. So when they came out the sal of cell, a fake ah king's robe appeared on him, fake crowned.
Speaker: And they took him and put him in a juicer. They put him in a juicer.
Speaker: so matter of fact. Is the juicer a... is the juicer a is it Is the juicer one of those like spinning fleshlights that never turns off?
Speaker: Maybe it's it's just just got an auto blow full of knives.
Speaker: It's like a a tight inside of a scarlet pit monster. Hell is sponsored by Breville.
Speaker: and
Speaker: She's like, she just keeps, she throws out like the funniest references. Cause it's like this, like super serious tone and stuff. And then she'll be like, you ever seen a movie at gremlins?
Speaker: <unk>s like Google, Google gremlins, Google gremlins. That's what I saw.
Speaker: it's so good and she just like bounces from subject to subject so uh this one this one touches a lot of topics here y'all are about to hear one of the biggest lies ever being told to the world let me get in front of this
Speaker: lie there are no aliens there's only demons okay okay nobody has ever I'm very confused. Did you say a dog?
Speaker: ah dogs
Speaker: ah very confused did she say a dog What was around, what was outside of The Van Nuys Radiation Belt. Yeah, but she said... A dome.
Speaker: dome. There's ah there's dome It's called the Van Nuys Radiation Belt, and nobody can get through it. Well, is she unaware that there have been a lot of people who have rapped about getting some dome?
Speaker: And I would like to hear...
Speaker: her breakdown of what kind of demonic shit that's actually referring to. Cause all shot all this time I've thought these people just wanted to get their little peepees sucked on a little bit. And now they want a different kind of dome, a demonic dome.
Speaker: that they can touch the tip of their penis into. And if they do it, they become all powerful. And I think when you look at the way rap had its heyday, I think it's still going strong, but it did take over.
Speaker: I mean, it was top of the charts. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. You know? um And you think they hit the dome? i think they the dome. They bounced off oh dome? I think they got the dome they were looking for.
Speaker: Is that kind of like early 2000s rappers talking about ice? They're actually talking about the ice wall. Yeah, I think you're right. The Garden Eden's on the other side. The ice around my neck is just a metaphor for being walled in and trying to get out.
Speaker: Y'all seen the movie ah a Game of Thrones with the ice wall? That's it. That's what I saw. They're showing us in real time.
Speaker: They're showing it to us in these movies. ah I'm more partial to Ludacris saying something about... ah
Speaker: What is it? When he's talking about his jewelry, talking about his ice, talking about his diamonds, and ah i think his I think the line is, it feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace.
Speaker: And i I immediately understood how he, like, I got it. I go, i look, inappropriate term, sure. It was the early 2000s. But you know what? I know what you mean.
Speaker: And you're an effective communicator. Yeah. And I've learned something about the ice wall. I've learned something about the ice wall. And I think that's what's important. Like, don't get don't get caught up in the weeds.
Speaker: Right? Right. Focus on the message. And I got it. And i I'm a better person for it. It's different era. Jimmy Fallon was in Blackface when that song was written. Oh, my diamonds are reckless.
Speaker: That's what it was. My diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hanging from my neck. Yeah, my favorite recent one is You Don't Want to See Me, Braddy. Pet the Kitty, Call Me, Caddy.
Speaker: whoa cat pet a cat though if you're gonna pet the kitty wait who sang that this is it's a song about genitals it's filthy i know but who sang it was it ash nico oh i don't know who that is i said oh like i know is that a woman Um, she's somewhere between like a cosplayer and a, a pop rapper person.
Speaker: Okay. No, that's fine. There's song called Daisy. That's great. I was just trying to get into the semantics of what she said, the syntax, you know, I'm a syntax man. ah I think there was a Christian rapper named syntax back in the day.
Speaker: ah The ah Christian rapper named Lecrae just interviewed chance the rapper. Oh, also a Christian rapper now. And I don't love love that.
Speaker: But. Chance the rapper is a Christian rapper. Chance the rapper has always been pretty Christian. uh, especially after acid raps, uh, when he did coloring book, uh, he, there's a lot of Christian imagery there. He actually had, um, who was the, who was the gospel guy who, ah his son accused him of kind of beating the shit out of the kids.
Speaker: Um, Oh, uh, Christian gospel rapper. I was going say Ben Franklin. No, Kirk Franklin. Yes. Ben Franklin's a plumber.
Speaker: He had, uh, he had a, he had, uh, he had Kirk Franklin on track and it was very gospel oriented. Uh, chances always been pretty Christian, but now he's now him and Lecrae are boys talking about Christian shit. And, uh,
Speaker: was it Lecrae that just did this whole thing he he tried to capitalize on the deconstruction shit the same way that John Cooper did skillet John Cooper for those who aren't in the know and it was that whole like See, when you really break it down and you think about what deconstruction means, you can't really have deconstruction without reconstruction. And that's how I started rebuilding my faith in Jesus Christ and ended up actually believing all the exact same things minus some of the legalism.
Speaker: And I think Lecrae went that same route. Pretty embarrassing. We're well past that conversation. He's late to the game. Real late. yeah you are If you are jumping into an interview now trying to ride the coattails of deconstruction, you missed the you missed it. You missed it. Nobody cares anymore.
Speaker: like This is you trying to rebrand. your This is you. You just want to say fuck in one of your songs without people getting mad at you. That's all he wants to do. Let him say fuck, guys. Get off his back.
Speaker: Christian music audiences are notoriously good at ah weathering change in an artist. Yeah. I never listened to Lecrae. He's a good rapper. More of a note of herbs kind of guy, you know?
Speaker: Lecrae's a good rapper. ah Content's insufferable. I cannot... like he obviously has skill, but I can't. Christian rap is just... We don't need that.
Speaker: it's just It sucks. Yeah. Yeah, i'm I'm fine if it goes away. um What we do need, though, more Christian rock.
Speaker: Oh, absolutely. That's where kid rock is coming in clutch with it, dropping a Christian album. I love that. A Christian album with swears. He does say swears in it, I hear. oh'm really excited for that.
Speaker: ah Really looking forward to that coming out. Imagine how much you had to police like the the curse words in the CDs that you bought as a kid only for your parents to buy a freaking Kid Rock gospel album where he like says the N word or something.
Speaker: It does feel like the ultimate level of hypocrisy. My dad was wearing a Kid Rock shirt the other day and he's in a fedora with crossed pistols.
Speaker: And it
Speaker: It made me so angry to look at. a second, I thought you were talking about your dad was wearing a fedora. No. And that was the worst part of the entire... It's the only thing that would have made it worse. If your dad came over wearing a fedora, even without a Kid Rock shirt on, it doesn't matter what shirt your dad's wearing. If anyone's dad comes to their house in a fedora, that is...
Speaker: dangerous you don't no one needs to see that you're honor bound you have to protect your family name you know you have to like grab it and put your foot through it i feel like where you're from if someone shows up anywhere with a fedora immediately someone needs to take out the pistol that they have on their side and either shoot it off like yeah that's it you stand against the wall and say if i don't shoot this off then you get to keep wearing it. Like that feels like a, a, a real, like, um, Russian, like fedora, Russian roulette kind of scenario.
Speaker: Yeah. You got to do like a three amigos type thing, like quick draw and blast it. Yeah. And look, if we don't hit it or we don't kill you, you get to wear the hat and we'll respect you.
Speaker: Freaking kid rock t-shirt. Oh, my i just
Speaker: I shouldn't put my family on blast on the show. I try to avoid doing that. But that crossed a line. I have to say it. My parents have bad taste in music.
Speaker: They just do. Very bad. they are ah They keep telling me about this new thing that they like called Naughty Jukebox. Have you heard this?
Speaker: i am oh I'm already getting secondhand embarrassment. it's like It's like hiccified stomp clap.
Speaker: It's so bad. My God, it's so bad. Naughty Jukebox is a genre that they're telling you about? I think it's an artist.
Speaker: It's a dark day. It's It's AI music. Like, not joking. It is an AI artist called Naughty Jukebox. And let me see, I can probably just pick any song at random here. Dude, they're going to know if we play because there are overlords and we're going to get fucked. Oh, are they going to demonetize?
Speaker: Are they going to charge us to do this show? yeah This video or this song is called Prison. I hustled for mine and they're going put it in three thousand views.
Speaker: And Elon Musk will have sex with us.
Speaker: Oh my god. He's coming while he's doing this. It's naughty. This is the F word.
Speaker: It's all like this. It's like this thumpy banjo intro sort of thing.
Speaker: Oh, dude, this is that rap country The hip hop, audience get hip hop vibe to
Speaker: let's see ah This is embarrassing, dude. I did get the worst secondhand embarrassment. This song's called Giddy Up.
Speaker: I walk in the bar. I walk in the bar. A sexy thing dance.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: He doesn't care, dude. Dude, this is... It's all very horny, too. It's super horny. Oh, it sucks! It sucks.
Speaker: very torny too it's super
Speaker: it sucks This is like, um I noticed noticing me from across the club. and play to bed their bed bed but bit me me I But notice you. It's that. It's that like it's just like that horny R&B hip hop mixed with like a country style. Twangy.
Speaker: Twangy. Yeah. Did you watch that video that I sent you about Luke Bryan? ah It made me laugh so hard. don't think i got to I don't think I got to see it.
Speaker: So he's like one of the biggest country stars. and he's like and Which means he's one of the biggest artists of like our entire generation. And his music is just unabashedly terrible and cringe. And the entire internet has turned against him.
Speaker: if So he's got this song about he's a he's like a like hundred millionaire and he's got this song about like, I wish I could just do what I want every day. And it it goes. ah
Speaker: It's it says like this is how my day would go. it is. ah Wake up, coffee, candle, climb tree. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Yes, I did watch. I did see this. I forgot who it was. yeah Dude, he's been getting absolutely destroyed. i want Yeah, it was it the... It's the fart goes the butt thing. Yes, yes.
Speaker: I did watch it. So good. And he's like on podcasts, like complaining about it to Theo Vaughn. He's like, dar just, you know, wish they put the, if you, if you type fart goes the button, my comments, you should go to jail.
Speaker: I'm going to call ice. ah Dude. But he's, he's been, he's gotten a lot of shit over the years for like people accusing him of having AI music.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like, i mean, it would, you would hope that AI could come up with something better than what Luke Bryan is putting out. But there's probably 30 producers and contributors on every single song.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. Which is, I mean, whatever. All AI is doing is just pulling from their artwork. Like that's all AI is. So it's like. Makes you want to climb a tree.
Speaker: At this point, if you're doing something really reductive and derivative, like we should just put you in jail for sounding like Like how dare you sound like AI? Be better.
Speaker: The all time worst thing. AI song, at least thus far, is the hip-hop Viking one. Have you heard that? ah God, I don't know.
Speaker: it is ah it is the favorite song of every like white mongoloid. I'm actually mad right now that we can't have... Remember when the song Friday by Rebecca Black came out?
Speaker: And it was just genuinely awful?
Speaker: Yeah. We don't get that anymore. That was a more era. Yeah, yeah we there was like genuinely awful music from Nepo Kids that was created. and now we just Now we just get this.
Speaker: I want to be mad at people who really did a bad job at making something. This is like this is like ah a musical brain worm for people who buy scratch-off tickets. Here you go.
Speaker: Dragon's.
Speaker: with a a little bit of, um ah you know, like Aryan pride mixed in. yeah And it's it's like if you go through TikTok, it's the dumbest people alive. It's like the dumbest people the white race has to offer.
Speaker: And they're they're they're like lip syncing this stupid A.I. song. And there's always like a caption about how they're actually point two percent Viking and they got the paperwork to prove it.
Speaker: And what do you even do? Is there pay? Is there Viking paperwork? Do you think the Vikings did paperwork when they were raping and pillaging? Yeah, i don't know. They kind of scattered their splooge all over the countryside. They just they made receipts to give to every woman they raped.
Speaker: like A Speedway punch card. That's so fucked. Make a time capsule and bury it in the yard
Speaker: it in the yard. I am legit Viking though, okay? bet you are. I'm like 100% Norwegian.
Speaker: yeah I am a hype ah Viking hip-hop king. yeah You're 40% Viking by birth, Viking by attitude. Luke Wilson calls me Viking short king.
Speaker: Check my attitude stats. ah So last things on, uh, on queen Okieoma, which I would encourage everybody to look her up because her videos are fun. um She just goes off. She has this, like, hack megachurch pastor guy or something that she's, like, partnered with now, and she calls she calls him her adopted daddy, even though they're, like, the same age.
Speaker: Okay. I think he let her she let him sign her rascal scooter wheel or something. I think she let him sign more than that. They just, like, talk about how many different, like, every celebrity she saw in hell, and, like...
Speaker: Just the most disgusting like descriptions of how she saw people being sodomized and torn apart. Did she get into it here? Not on this one, no. Who is in hell? Who is in hell? What celebrities? Well, Biggie and Michael Jackson.
Speaker: And then ah she went into a big thing about how she saw this guy kill kill. sp scrape his little boy and just just a vile things and it's nothing it's just like where's references and like her weird like uh you know vore fetish disgusting like uh fantasies i guess but where's tupac does she talk about she talks about biggie does she i don't know ah i don't know he's in hell we all know tupac's in heaven he got done so dirty yeah i would sure hope so
Speaker: um here's ah She does have her fans, though, so this is a guy who...
Speaker: And shout out to Queen and that amazing life-changing testimony. I had to get this tattoo. He's got her tattooed on his forearm. Y'all can clown me or y'all to do whatever it takes to remind me to stay out of hell.
Speaker: Y'all can go there if you want. I'm not going. shot up He's good. You see, this ruins my idea. This ruins my idea. There was an episode of King of the Hill where Bobby Hill gets ah gets gout and has to ride around in a rascal scooter. Oh, yeah, I remember that. and And I really want a tattoo of Bobby Hill on the rascal scooter.
Speaker: And this guy ruined it for me. You are really going to double down on those ironic millennial tattoos, aren't you? Um, no, I, I won't because I don't have, I actually wish I had, I wish I was more the kind of person that could just get funny, whatever the fuck tattoos. I love that, but I can't do it myself.
Speaker: Uh, all my tattoos that I have are from the video game Bioshock and I don't know if that's better. Um, I, I, you should just bite the bullet and get the finger mustache. Um,
Speaker: and But I do really, i do want a King of the Hill tattoo. And I have, I have a lot of ideas floating through my mind on what that would be um I just, I love that show.
Speaker: I love it. I love it so much. It's so dear to my heart. And I would, I want a King of the Hill tattoo, but I, but this guy, this, this, this guy just ruined Bobby Hill on a rascal scooter for me. It really sucks.
Speaker: Yeah, it's a shame. She does have her detractors. Some people do really don't like that she ah said that Michael Jackson and Biggie are in hell. Okay. I thought this guy was funny.
Speaker: Yo, now we need to address this lying bitch. Bitch, you went to hell seven times. I don't know why the Lord ain't keep your ass, dear. Now this bitch says she done... Now this bitch... I love it. Seven motherfucking times.
Speaker: I love this guy. And this bitch seen Biggie getting tormented. Fucking Michael Jackson.
Speaker: But this motherfucker ain't seen. I want this guy on the podcast tomorrow. I know, he's so good. No Hussein, no Laden, no Lindsey Gramps.
Speaker: Lindsey Gramps, you know what I'm saying? I love him. He rules. le You ain't see. What's his Instagram? No racist white people in this motherfucker. Dale Mario Gallup. Oh my God. Dude, he's our third. Seriously.
Speaker: dude he's a weird seriously This motherfucker really out here picking on motherfuckers who just got a chance to get up out the hood and took a fucking little deal and shit.
Speaker: But he can look over all them motherfuckers that be committing genocides, lynchings. We need this. This is our guy. oh He's awesome. I wonder what his highest ah videos are.
Speaker: Oh, my. I love this guy. ah This one says, this one says, tired. Why nobody else protesting with us? not the only immigrants.
Speaker: Latinos are not the only immigrants. There's Europeans. There's from Africa. Because we tired, bitch. fucking years the four hundreded motherfu years and I love it. he rules. Oh my God. I love this guy.
Speaker: We need him, dude. We need to have him. i Can you imagine just hanging out with him for two hours while we record some dumb shit? Oh, man, I'd just be like, just just dress me down. Just tell yeah just hack tell me how much I suck. Just heckle us for two hours straight, please. All right, let's end on a let's end on a note with Gabe because he sucks.
Speaker: He sucks pretty bad. He's not near as fun as the ah as Queen Okieoma. was this ah Was this his Fox News interview? Oh, I do have that one.
Speaker: 18 days you were in a bit coma. You had this experience. You came face to face with your savior and then you woke up. How has your life been different since that experience? go yeah Now with every single person I meet, still I tell them that he did it all for them.
Speaker: And he he died and rose again. And also I love how, you know, all these other testimonies, they didn't meet a female Jesus. They didn't meet a soft or a passive Jesus. Jesus is a man. And especially in America, he's been misrepresented.
Speaker: And especially even, there's so many cultural things that present him as if he's some just tolerant guy. It's not the Jesus I met. He's a lion. But he's not a lion angry against me. He's a lion angry for me.
Speaker: He's a Mustang on my behalf. He did it all for me. And what did he look like when you saw him? It was Mustang on my behalf. He rehearsed this, dude. This is the same as that other dude who just said all the things to cover his ground.
Speaker: Yeah. Yeah. He's a. Oh, wait. Was that Gabe? I already forgot. We talked about so many fucking grifters tonight. I think that was Gabe. We were talking about Gabe when I had said that before.
Speaker: He has a lot of interesting ah points about, you know, the kinds of things. He has a lot of details about heaven that are pretty interesting. So this is about like jobs.
Speaker: Oh, the heaven economy. I can't wait. i hope it's full blown capitalism. I hope it's just some basic ass those who don't work don't eat shit from the Old Testament.
Speaker: Yeah, the old bootstrap band again. What are people doing in heaven? I've heard that you have jobs. I don't say jobs. I say passions because you do what you love, but it's for his glory. there there are I don't say jobs. I say spirits. There's sprinters, and it all is involving. And he owns all.
Speaker: like He's Jesus Christ. He's in every left, right, up and down. For example, there's those who are in media. Even these right here, they're filming this show right now and doing an awesome job. The Lord will actually start training them here on the earth for what they will be doing in heaven. As they're found faithful with this role, we'll see in heaven, the media isn't just something that's on a screen, but it's encapsulating. And there's theaters in heaven that you don't just watch, but as you attend the theater, you are immersed in the moment. What are people doing in heaven? You get to jack off in these theaters.
Speaker: Without getting the peewee treatment.
Speaker: That's heaven. I seriously, i don't understand. Like, what what is the appeal? It's mental illness. I'm actually just convinced now that all of this is mental illness. I don't even know if it's all. ah Yeah, there's grift. What money is he making? If you're not making money, you're mentally ill. He's selling book.
Speaker: If you. It's not. Dude. I don't take a job. not. What? Who published this horseshit? I can tell you. What are people doing? Yeah. We need to see that.
Speaker: Okay, here's the Amazon page. um The publisher is going to be a really important piece to this puzzle.
Speaker: Self. itself Fox News would have on a self-published piece of shit. 18 days in heaven. I left my body. I met Jesus. I left my body and body my same size. yeah i would love for those two to meet up.
Speaker: little crossover story.
Speaker: A little blending to the multiverse. Howard House is a very ugly man. he's He says, I wasn't a stranger or a number to him. he had waited his entire life just for me, just for this moment, to walk to talk with me.
Speaker: Where is the publisher information? I can't find it. What's the name of the book? 18 Days in Heaven. 18 Days... Let me see if I can read the...
Speaker: the back of the book here. Death is not the end. Heaven is closer than you realize. Harrison House Publisher. I don't recognize that name. I mean, it's not.
Speaker: I can't even click it.
Speaker: I don't typically ah pick up books though, so I guess that wouldn't a whole lot. One moment, blood poured from his cars, from his ears, and as doctors prepared his family for the worst. The next, Gabe Poirot, Poirot, Poirot?
Speaker: I don't know. Was somewhere else entirely, in the presence of Jesus, in a place more real than anything he had ever known. At just 20 years old, Gabe Perrault suffered a catastrophic accident that left him with a severe traumatic brain injury and failed lungs.
Speaker: After being resuscitated, he remained in a coma for 18 days. While his body lay in a hospital bed, Gabe experienced what awaits every believer beyond death.
Speaker: He encountered Christ face to face. After miraculously returning to life, he came back with a message you desperately need to hear. With a testimony featured on Fox News, CBN, and the Daily Mail, viewed by millions around the world, Gabe offers no speculation, no metaphor.
Speaker: He shares only a genuine supernatural account backed by medical evidence, grounded in scripture, and centered entirely on the risen Jesus.
Speaker: Far more than a story about the afterlife. This is a powerful true story of the hope that anchors Christian faith that death has been defeated. Christ is alive and heaven is much closer than most realize. Dude, who, but like what, what sucker believes this shit?
Speaker: Like a lot of people have written what, like stories about, Oh, I died for a little bit. Dude, I bet he I bet it's going to come out later. I bet it will come out later that he was never even in a coma and the hospital has no record of him being there.
Speaker: I would I would put money on it. He constantly shows pictures of him like with ah like stuff in his throat, you know, like in a hospital bed all beat to a pulp and whatnot.
Speaker: It's it's it's called a studio. It's not. you can You can do that in Hollywood for $1,500 in two hours. i don't know, man. Do you think God would really let somebody get away with that?
Speaker: I think God lets people get away with genociding the Palestinians. So I don't know. Maybe he would. Maybe he would. Maybe he wouldn't. 4.6 out of 5 Are they...
Speaker: fuck are they
Speaker: 3,200 ratings. God impressed on me the importance of supporting Israel. yeah What happens the moment you die? Is heaven real and what is it truly like? Will you still be yourself after death?
Speaker: What did Jesus look like when you met him face to face? What does heaven sound like? What is the key to answered prayer? Why does God allow suffering? Like,
Speaker: If you're going to write a book about this, no. Can we just arrest these people and send them to the fucking hag forever? Like, just... What are we doing? Like, don't let people... hoop If you publish this, it's not a it's a shell corporation, dude. None of this is real. you're you're not a You're not a respectable publishing house. you You're going to let some... You can just let people write shit like this. i can You can write anything you want.
Speaker: And he's saying it like, oh, what what's it like? what's What's heaven truly like? Will you be yourself? like you You can make all this up because who's going to fact check you except for some other dumb dead bitch that didn't come back to life?
Speaker: I just wanted to get like caught having an affair with Paula White and in the divorce, like he goes bankrupt and they have to repossess the plate in his head. yeah
Speaker: yeah he He sucks. he He's going to get caught doing something fucked up. i get he's gonna I want to look into this guy. I bet he didn't go to the hospital. I bet he forged and falsified all his records. I can't wait to write a book about how he's a fraud. That's what I can't wait for He looks like he has brain damage. I noticed that watching him talk, like if you open the video, you know, if you make the video big enough where you can really see him, sometimes um he flinches and one eye just goes like, it just points straight at the bridge of his nose.
Speaker: That's because the earpiece reverbs so hard while he's getting talking points from his handler that it just fucks with his eye a little bit.
Speaker: ah Somebody asked him about mansions in heaven, which everybody wants to hear about that, right? hope it's Joe Manchin. I'm seeing Jesus. He was about six feet tall, but yet he expanded the lengths of eternity. He was dark yet light at the same time. You fucking shut the fuck up.
Speaker: He's every race. he's is He's both black, brown, white, yellow, purple, all in one. you actually see him, man? That's what people want to hear. But Sid, I saw the mansion. And he designed a mansion for me.
Speaker: Oh, my God. so I saw many mansions, but I also saw the mansion. Him. I hope his mansion is just one giant Iron Maiden.
Speaker: yeah
Speaker: Dude, Jesus put him in the juicer. but just fucking by That body shape full of spikes.
Speaker: Y'all ever seen Thor 2? The Dark World? The Blue Folks? He knows days are numbered. I saw them. it took They took Gabe Perot and they put him in the Breville juice.
Speaker: Jesus is one of those avatars.
Speaker: Y'all ever seen the commercial on TV late at night for the slap chop, chop up vegetables? They put Gabe Perot in one of those. They chopped him up. yeah ah Oh, my God.
Speaker: got to kill this episode. Yeah. It's time to end. We're done. hey This episode was actually disappointing. Like, it was, I mean i just, there's too many terrible people. we We went so hard on people who are just not real.
Speaker: Those might be my favorite kind of people. I know. You love it. You love it. You you spent seven hours in the car yesterday, and this is all you watched.
Speaker: Most of it. it's It's just upsetting how much of this is out there. How much every single day you could find a new one of these assholes. Every day Every day.
Speaker: yep And then look at us struggling to make a living. You have to go to Pensacola now, dude. you I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. you're you're like We're working. We're really getting through life.
Speaker: And other people just grift their way through it. And I'm jealous. I'll be honest. I'm a little jealous. I wish I didn't have a conscience or a soul or integrity. could be anything. Yeah.
Speaker: Yeah, I wish I could. ah I wish I could speak in like brain damaged altar boy limericks. Speaking. it afield the g book
Speaker: I'll tell you what said he was both. He was he was made of light, but he was also made of dark. He was every race. He was every race. he was both large and small. he was both large and small You know, I got to ask you, Gabe. A lot of people wonder, are we going to have a car in heaven when I get to take my Corvette to heaven?
Speaker: You know what, Sid? That's a great question, and I'm glad you asked that because I actually, i did see in heaven, everybody has a Corvette, but there's also the Corvette.
Speaker: Jesus Corvette. Corvette. Every Corvette in heaven has ah has a tiny fish sticker on the back, and they all have a support the troops ribbon.
Speaker: Every one of them, Sid. And what are the troops in heaven, Gabe? What are the troops in heaven? um The troops guard against the ah the the onslaught of Islamic militant migrants.
Speaker: I knew you would answer correctly. You truly are from God.
Speaker: All you had to do was say ISIS or Islam or the Taliban and we would have been fine. You passed. Flying colors. But all colors at once in Jesus Christ, as we know.
Speaker: You see, Sid, there there is a wall that guards the the edges of of heaven. And it is it it is as big as eternity, but it is as as small as a as a small garden retaining wall.
Speaker: Both at the same time, Sid. and And while you know there's there's ah mechanical machine guns on top, but there's also mechanical machine guns pointed inward.
Speaker: It's the fascinating thing about it, Sid.
Speaker: you missed being a grifter dude i really wish i was i guess there's still time for me to like i'm i'm not worried about it i think you'll get there eventually i really need a catastrophic accident like that would be the that would set me on the right course you need to get fettermaned
Speaker: I need to get enough frontal lobe damage that my conscience disappears so I can yeah accept that Hasbro check. Take millions from the Israel lobby.
Speaker: i did see Jesus, and he looked a lot like a man we might know. He looked a lot like Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah.
Speaker: Oh, i thought you were going to say a child in the rubble in Gaza. But, you know, that's the Christ that I would assume people would think would be more associated with something like that. But a man who in in another life ah would be convicted of insurance fraud back in Philadelphia where he was born under his real name, not the made up Star Wars name that he gave himself.
Speaker: ah a in heaven that's the thing with in heaven dude it's time to go in heaven there is a 100 conviction rate but there's also a hundred percent acquittal rate yeah convicted of sin but freed from it simultaneously
Speaker: all right folks thanks for listening and uh we will see you next time
