Episode 5: Beef it Up!

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Speaker: live.

Speaker: So for those of you who just missed out, we're talking about beer.

Speaker: And when Junkie and I went to Vermont,

Speaker: We're drinking this beer, amazing beer.

Speaker: If they want to sponsor the podcast, they're more than welcome.

Speaker: Green State Lager, Zero Gravity Pilsner.

Speaker: It's the best Pilsner I've ever had.

Speaker: But in Vermont, it's not that expensive.

Speaker: But in Massachusetts at the Beer Distribute, four beers is like $18 fucking dollars because it's a small company.

Speaker: So they probably don't get much beer –

Speaker: delivered down here, I would imagine.

Speaker: That's probably why it's so expensive, but what do I know?

Speaker: Jesus, man.

Speaker: What are you drinking, junkie?

Speaker: I'm drinking a good old Budweiser, dude.

Speaker: You can get a, I'm sure you can pick up a 30 rack of Budweiser for probably under 25 bucks.

Speaker: Well, these days they're giving it out for free.

Speaker: Well, the Bud Light, yeah, I mean, it's, yeah, it's the same shit, Bud Light, Budweiser, dude.

Speaker: You know what's, and this isn't like, oh, like the whole trans activist commercial.

Speaker: You know what's scary, dude?

Speaker: Or I don't know if it's scary.

Speaker: When I first saw the commercial, like the things, I thought that was, like, I had no idea that that was a trans person.

Speaker: I didn't know until people were like, yeah, that's just trans activists.

Speaker: I'm like, okay, I can see why people get upset about that because people are idiots, you know, but, um,

Speaker: I didn't know it w as a woman or a man.

Speaker: Now I'm just confused.

Speaker: You know what I'm trying to say.

Speaker: A person who identifies as a woman but was biologically born a man.

Speaker: I thought it was a woman just speaking like that.

Speaker: And I'm like, what are people so upset about?

Speaker: Like, what the fuck?

Speaker: I'm like, yeah, it's weird.

Speaker: Like, this chick is like with fucking like white gloves and like

Speaker: Bud Light is like – when you think about Bud Light or Budweiser, it's like, yeah, football and like macho stuff.

Speaker: So like I guess what people are upset about that.

Speaker: They don't are like, oh, it's a whole trance.

Speaker: I'm like, oh, that's why.

Speaker: I'm like, oh, shit.

Speaker: Dude, Kid Rock.

Speaker: Kid – well, she's had a ton of surgeries done, which I think is why she – like I think she had like her jawline shaved and shit to make her jawline less manly.

Speaker: I think she had her Adam's apple removed.

Speaker: Like, I think she had a bunch of surgeries.

Speaker: Do women not have Adam's apples?

Speaker: Oh, wait.

Speaker: I don't think.

Speaker: Not true.

Speaker: I don't think.

Speaker: Like, I don't feel like I feel I don't feel like I've seen.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Unless I mean, unless it's just like, you know, these days you might see a woman with Adam's apple.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: It's like extremely protruding.

Speaker: Like, I mean, I would notice on a man or woman, you know, it wouldn't matter.

Speaker: I feel like if women had them, they would you would notice them.

Speaker: Like, I feel like if a woman had one, you'd notice.

Speaker: You have a pretty distinct Adam's apple.

Speaker: I don't really have a big one.

Speaker: What even is it?

Speaker: It's like the thing in your throat, the bone that sticks.

Speaker: Yeah, but why do men have it?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Why do men have penises and women don't?

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: Because that's biologist.

Speaker: You have to procreate.

Speaker: Women can have penises.

Speaker: I'm just kidding.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: You know, you're getting into some hot water here.

Speaker: Hot water?

Speaker: It's a little tepid right now.

Speaker: We've got to be careful.

Speaker: I just think it's hilarious that people lost their minds so much.

Speaker: People lost their minds.

Speaker: I'm sitting on the couch.

Speaker: I just picked up, I think, an old fingernail or something.

Speaker: That was nasty.

Speaker: Probably it's mine, honestly.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I just think it's hilarious that people boycotted the entire year, but it makes no fucking sense to me.

Speaker: I mean, but it's unbelievable how that boycott fucking really hurt them, dude.

Speaker: I mean, they fucking 30%.

Speaker: Well, in some markets.

Speaker: So I have a friend who works at a company that has the Budweiser Bud Light contract for all of New York City.

Speaker: And so they are the only company that can sell

Speaker: Budweiser to bars and shit.

Speaker: Oh, really?

Speaker: And I asked him, I was like, I asked him, I said, Is it?

Speaker: Oh, I think I know of you're talking about.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: And I asked him, I said, did our sales down in New York?

Speaker: And he goes, in New York, it's not so bad.

Speaker: Sales haven't really plummeted too bad, like maybe a little bit, 5%, 10%, which is still a shit ton, but considering other markets.

Speaker: And like Mississippi or something like that.

Speaker: Some markets weren't hit that hard.

Speaker: And then other markets, it's like down 70 fucking percent.

Speaker: It's crazy.

Speaker: And then he was explaining to me too, I never really knew this.

Speaker: Because I didn't realize how the alcohol distribution industry worked.

Speaker: But apparently if – like let's say you own a beer distributor and I own a beer distributor and they're different.

Speaker: And Coors – you had the Coors contract and I had the Budweiser contract for a territory.

Speaker: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: There's bars that would only buy beer from you.

Speaker: And because of that, they would only have cores and then whatever beers you carry.

Speaker: And then if they didn't work with me, they just wouldn't have Budweiser.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And so I would have to like try and go sell them and get them to flip from a Coors bar to a Bud bar.

Speaker: And in New York, we don't really think about that because no one really gives a shit.

Speaker: Everyone's kind of just like, whatever, drink whatever beer they give you.

Speaker: But apparently in like the middle of the country where they actually give a shit about what shitty beer they drink, it's like a big deal.

Speaker: Like people actually take being a Bud Light person a lot.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure they do.

Speaker: Very heavily as opposed to being a Coors Light person.

Speaker: Which I never do.

Speaker: What you have to take into account is it's like people, I mean –

Speaker: If you're going to get a lot of beer, you don't want to... I mean, people in a lot of parts of the country are living paycheck to paycheck, you know?

Speaker: And, you know, people don't have the luxury to afford, you know, like spending fucking... $17 on four beers?

Speaker: Yeah, on four beers.

Speaker: I felt bad because I just realized I was about to bring up that example.

Speaker: But, yeah, dude.

Speaker: And you see it when you go to football games, you go to bars, and when you're at a restaurant, that's on draft or whatever.

Speaker: And when such a polarizing issue like the one...

Speaker: that happened comes up.

Speaker: I mean, it's sick and really, really fuck over.

Speaker: Well, do you know what a market share?

Speaker: Did you know what the woman who was hired as the chief marketing officer said and did?

Speaker: This was the really bad thing.

Speaker: Well, what do you say?

Speaker: So the Wall Street Journal did a whole op-ed on the whole situation.

Speaker: It's going to be taught as case studies in fucking business.

Speaker: Well, I'm sure it will.

Speaker: It's incredible.

Speaker: You had so much market share and you just fucked yourself.

Speaker: So they hired this woman who... Gender studies, too.

Speaker: No, just kidding.

Speaker: They hired this woman who was definitely qualified for the job, but she basically they hired her on to Bud Light and it seems like they brought her on to expand Bud Light sales, right?

Speaker: Because Bud Light sales to begin with as other shitty beers have all been declining for the last 15 years because nobody – everyone realizes it's kind of shitty beer and people are drinking less and whatever.

Speaker: So they brought her on.

Speaker: To basically say like, hey, we sell to middle America, old white men and frat boys, and we need to expand our horizon and we need to get more city people drinking Bud Light.

Speaker: We need to get, you know, we want more women drinking Bud Light.

Speaker: We want more, you know, LGBTQ plus community drinking Bud Light, all these things, right?

Speaker: And actually before the whole Dylan Mulvaney thing,

Speaker: She did an interview and she basically said, I wish I could find it.

Speaker: Did we already talk about this on this podcast?

Speaker: I feel like we did.

Speaker: No, we didn't.

Speaker: We didn't.

Speaker: I don't believe we did.

Speaker: So then I don't know who I talked to about it.

Speaker: But I forget exactly what the quote was, but it was something to the effect of,

Speaker: Bud Light, we don't want to be associated with frat boys and rednecks anymore or something like that.

Speaker: But that's their fucking, that's the majority of their fucking clientele.

Speaker: And she just alienated their entire, their entire fucking customer base.

Speaker: And then.

Speaker: It's so funny because who would have ever thought redneck would be a term that's like, no, we're proud to have that redneck label, you know.

Speaker: I don't know if she said – She didn't say redneck.

Speaker: I know.

Speaker: I know.

Speaker: I don't know if she did – I don't know if she said redneck but I know for a fact she said fratty.

Speaker: She did say fratty and she said we don't want to be a fratty beer anymore and then she did say something else.

Speaker: I'm just kidding.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: But then – Whatever that is.

Speaker: Whatever the fuck that either means.

Speaker: But then she said –

Speaker: But then she said, but then the whole Dylan Mulvaney thing happened.

Speaker: And then this interview surfaced.

Speaker: And then people really lost their fucking minds because they were like, fine, you don't want us to be your customers.

Speaker: We won't be your fucking customers.

Speaker: Go fuck yourselves.

Speaker: Go fuck yourselves.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: I like the way I talk.

Speaker: Turn up your station.

Speaker: Turn up your station.

Speaker: Backfired.

Speaker: Yeah, it totally.

Speaker: I mean, it's incredible.

Speaker: And now they have an old white dude who's back at head of chief marketing and is trying to recover the whole thing.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I think they're the newest latest or the latest commercial I've seen.

Speaker: It's like people at a concert, an outdoor concert.

Speaker: And it's what's that artist?

Speaker: That song when I was at school in Memphis, the song was really popular.

Speaker: Zach, not Zach, Brian, um, Zach Brown, Zach Brown band.

Speaker: I think that's what it is.

Speaker: Chicken fry.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That's what that song was exactly.

Speaker: Very good.

Speaker: Um, and that's what the song is in the back of the commercial.

Speaker: It's like they're on an outdoor concert.

Speaker: It starts to rain or whatever.

Speaker: And everybody gets together.

Speaker: So they're really, so they're really trying to take a total one 80, obviously from what,

Speaker: Well, you want to know my favorite thing about this whole situation, though?

Speaker: What is that then Bud Light, all the LGBTQ community got pissed off at Bud Light because they basically said, no.

Speaker: Yeah, they basically said like, oh, well, then you also didn't do anything to back up Dylan Mulvaney, so fuck you guys.

Speaker: So they literally lost two customer bases in trying to gain him.

Speaker: Do you remember several years ago, Bud Light ran this thing?

Speaker: And this is a true story.

Speaker: They had like the...

Speaker: you know like it said i swear to god it said like the perfect beer for for eliminating no from your vocabulary do you remember that shit yeah dude dude and i was gonna see like yeah like this is inviting you know date rapes and stuff like that it was so fucked up

Speaker: You know what's even crazier?

Speaker: There are marketing executives that get paid millions of dollars a year to do this shit.

Speaker: I could do your job better than you.

Speaker: I could do your job so much fucking better than you.

Speaker: It just drives me insane.

Speaker: So my girlfriend, she got one of those Bud Light shirts in college at a bar and it literally says – Eliminating no one?

Speaker: No, no, no.

Speaker: But it was like the same campaign and it says hashtag up for whatever.

Speaker: I would have paid your girlfriend if she had to eliminate no from your vocabulary.

Speaker: I would have just framed it.

Speaker: That is the most incredible shit.

Speaker: This is how fucking buffoons people could be.

Speaker: No.

Speaker: You remember the Pepsi commercial that came out after – I think it was after the George Floyd murder.

Speaker: Pepsi, this is what I don't understand.

Speaker: I mean, it's just like, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Speaker: But it's just like huge things.

Speaker: It's like big social topics, whatever.

Speaker: Like the fuck is Pepsi like, that was like the Dave Chappelle thing is sort of related.

Speaker: It's like after nine 11, it's like, all right, uh, it was MTV.

Speaker: I was like, we're going to get Ja Rule on the phone to talk about like, well, like what's happening with nine 11.

Speaker: It's like, why the fuck would like, I want to hear what Ja Rule has to say.

Speaker: Like why the fuck would I care what Pepsi has to say?

Speaker: About the murder of George Floyd.

Speaker: Like, oh yeah.

Speaker: When I need answers, I'm going to go to Pepsi, you know, in times of trouble.

Speaker: It's Pepsi who's going to fucking, you know.

Speaker: This is going to make you even.

Speaker: Not my elected officials, you know, not fucking, you know, not even a church, but Pepsi.

Speaker: Okay, yeah.

Speaker: This is going to make it even better.

Speaker: And I don't remember if it was after the George Floyd murder, but it had to do with like, you know, police brutality and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker: And and but anyway, so the commercial was a group of people walking.

Speaker: almost like in a demonstration or whatever.

Speaker: And then they're walking up to a group of cops and it's fucking Kendall.

Speaker: It's Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner.

Speaker: I don't know which fucking one just hands the cop a Pepsi and all is right in the world.

Speaker: And it's the funniest, most totally bad.

Speaker: That's really bad.

Speaker: Again, fucking idiots at the heads of these marketing companies, you know,

Speaker: And I'm unemployed and I can have that fucking job and I can be making great money and I wouldn't make a stupid decision like that.

Speaker: I mean, my commercials wouldn't be a... I'm not saying there'd be a smash hit, but I wouldn't fucking like do something like that.

Speaker: Like, come on, man.

Speaker: Holy shit.

Speaker: It was so funny.

Speaker: I'll never forget that commercial.

Speaker: I was really peeing.

Speaker: I was laughing so hard.

Speaker: Well, the only company...

Speaker: to stay on the topic of commercials the only company oh that's true i love commercials because i can really that i can really think of that has consistently good done a good job over the last i don't know 20 years is geico geico commercials geico has had geico's had several ad campaigns they've had so easy a caveman could do it they've had uh they've had celebrity ones they had fucking uh

Speaker: Charlie, the late Charlie Daniels, even little Richard was in a fucking Geico commercial.

Speaker: They had Michael Winslow.

Speaker: The guy does all the voices.

Speaker: Oh, really?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That was, I mean, if you, if you actually go to the Wikipedia Geico thing, they have a whole list of different ad campaigns that Geico has done.

Speaker: And you remember all of them.

Speaker: You're like, Oh wow.

Speaker: I remember the caveman.

Speaker: I remember this one.

Speaker: I remember that, you know?

Speaker: They're great commercials.

Speaker: I remember growing up, those were always the only commercials you'd see on TV and you're like, okay, that was actually a good fucking commercial.

Speaker: Absolutely.

Speaker: I don't understand what these executives, these people are paid for.

Speaker: Every commercial on TV is dog shit.

Speaker: They're always terrible.

Speaker: Don't get me started with the fucking car commercials.

Speaker: Have you ever seen the Mac Chevy commercials?

Speaker: uh the spoofs this oh i've seen that guy yeah yeah it's a piece of shit cat it's like the boss if i were to ask you what kind of car this is do you think it would be what is it oh i don't know a bmw get the fuck out of here that's not a bmw things made of fucking plastic what are you fucking blind oh that's great dude oh but but like seriously like

Speaker: Um, uh, those car commercials where they have a Jeep driving up the side of a mountain or running away from an avalanche.

Speaker: It's like, why don't you show me how the car turns in a parking lot?

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: That's a lot more fucking helpful than also 80% of fucking people who buy the jeeps are never going to do that.

Speaker: They're fucking like people just going to be driving like to the grocery store and back and fucking, you know, don't get me started on Jeeps, dude.

Speaker: The new Jeep Wrangler Rubicon, which used to be a bad-ass car.

Speaker: is now, I think it costs like $60,000.

Speaker: And it's a piece of shit.

Speaker: It drives terribly.

Speaker: It's uncomfortable as hell.

Speaker: Yeah, it bounces all over the place because the suspension sucks and it's rigid as hell.

Speaker: It's just like my Jeep, even though my Jeep was not nearly that much money.

Speaker: And the infotainment systems in them are a joke.

Speaker: They're so bad.

Speaker: The design is disgusting.

Speaker: They look gross on the inside.

Speaker: And then not only that, they're all made of plastic.

Speaker: Yeah, they're really – They price them like a luxury car and they're pieces of shit.

Speaker: And somehow, some way, they have figured out a way to make a Jeep Wrangler a form of status symbol amongst people who have houses in the Hamptons and Cape Cod and fucking whatever.

Speaker: And like every white 55-year-old woman now wants one to drive with the top down in the summer.

Speaker: I mean, I guess it's great.

Speaker: I guess they'd get a good job.

Speaker: I don't fucking know.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: But they're the most overpriced cars ever.

Speaker: It blows my mind.

Speaker: The electric ones are kind of cool, though.

Speaker: Are those ones with E on them?

Speaker: Yeah, it says like 4XE on the back.

Speaker: And it's all like in light blue.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Like the light blue details.

Speaker: I don't think they're fully electric, though.

Speaker: I think they're hybrids.

Speaker: Yeah, it's got to be.

Speaker: They're still pretty cool.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Especially for a lot of those.

Speaker: It's got such shit gas mileage.

Speaker: What was I going to say?

Speaker: Speaking of commercials, though, and I think like commercials, the one time for them to really shine is during the Super Bowl.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And like there's definitely been some memorable ones.

Speaker: But like this year, I hated the Pepsi ones.

Speaker: I thought those were fucking corny as shit.

Speaker: Was that the actor ones?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Like, yeah, those sucked.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Those were like Steve Martin, who is a sham.

Speaker: He's super famous.

Speaker: How much money?

Speaker: How much?

Speaker: I'm going to look it up.

Speaker: How much money is the chief marketer of Pepsi make last year?

Speaker: Oh, okay.

Speaker: Look it up.

Speaker: Isn't it also, like, during the Super Bowl, doesn't it cost over, like, a million dollars for 30 seconds or something like that?

Speaker: Or more than that?

Speaker: Yeah, it's some crazy number.

Speaker: It's always super expensive.

Speaker: Why does this shit always pop up in Spanish?

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Your computer broke.

Speaker: Shit's popping up in Spanish.

Speaker: Dude, ever since I went to Columbia, everything always pops up in Spanish.

Speaker: That's funny.

Speaker: All right, so his salary is $272,000 a year.

Speaker: But also, does he have stock in a company?

Speaker: Yeah, but what's his bonus and stuff?

Speaker: His bonus is probably insane.

Speaker: To me, that's an insane amount of money, though.

Speaker: $272,000 a year.

Speaker: I mean, it's a lot of money, but it's not that much money.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: He's got to be making stock options like fucking crazy, though.

Speaker: Oh, I'm sure.

Speaker: Here you go.

Speaker: Okay, here we go.

Speaker: This is the right number.

Speaker: So the CFO... Is this PepsiCo?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: The C...

Speaker: What the fuck does it?

Speaker: Well, maybe it could be that this is a total shot in the dark.

Speaker: Maybe it could be that they're such pansies that they don't want to do anything edgy maybe because they don't want to offend everybody and fuck over their company.

Speaker: There's a difference between doing something edgy and just being dumb.

Speaker: And that's what they're doing, just being dumb.

Speaker: Yeah, 100%.

Speaker: I'm confused as hell.

Speaker: This says the CEO of Pepsi made $28.3 million last year.

Speaker: That's a lot of fucking money.

Speaker: The median employee.

Speaker: This is so okay.

Speaker: I'm a hundred percent for capitalism.

Speaker: Obviously it's the best way of doing things, but this is the kind of shit where I understand where people get fucking mad.

Speaker: Cause like, this is kind of crazy.

Speaker: So the CEO of Pepsi made 28.3 million.

Speaker: Let's call it $28.4 million last year.

Speaker: Guess what the median employee wages at Pepsi?

Speaker: $20 an hour.

Speaker: Oh, yearly salary.

Speaker: I'm going to go with $45,000.

Speaker: That's really close.

Speaker: $52,000.

Speaker: Dude, I wish I made that much money, dude.

Speaker: I don't make anything close to that.

Speaker: The CEO ratio compared to what he makes compared to what the average employee makes is $543 to $1.

Speaker: That's crazy.

Speaker: So for every $1 that everybody else at the company makes, he gets paid $543.

Speaker: Damn, dude.

Speaker: That's pretty nuts.

Speaker: Like, there's no way you can convince me that he's doing that much more important work than other people at the company.

Speaker: Oh, probably not.

Speaker: Probably just sits there, dude.

Speaker: That's fucking crazy, dude.

Speaker: That's so much money.

Speaker: It's a lot of fucking dope.

Speaker: Don't get me wrong.

Speaker: Capitalism is amazing.

Speaker: I agree 100%.

Speaker: Bro, you have employees that are making clearly if your median wage is 52,000 or whatever I said, you clearly have people who are probably below the poverty line.

Speaker: And you just made $28 million.

Speaker: How much money can you need, bro?

Speaker: If that's below the poverty line, I'm like fucking I'm so far below the poverty line right now.

Speaker: You don't make money.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't.

Speaker: I really don't.

Speaker: It's fucking.

Speaker: But this isn't called podcast about junkie not making money.

Speaker: It's not.

Speaker: It's about junkie, you know, talking about fun things and not depressing fucking, you know, like, oh, yeah, like I'm going to sleep out.

Speaker: No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker: I would never.

Speaker: I have done that before.

Speaker: I mean, it's not because I was broke.

Speaker: It's because I was too fucked up.

Speaker: You know, those are different stories for different times.

Speaker: Oh yeah, but commercials, commercials.

Speaker: So what was I going to say?

Speaker: So the Super Bowl usually is a time for commercials to shine.

Speaker: Do you remember though, like maybe it was three years ago when State Farm did a commercial, like all the commercials were really happy and like hilarious.

Speaker: Everybody was laughing and then State Farm had a commercial where like the kid drowns or whatever.

Speaker: It's like, this is what happens.

Speaker: It was so bizarre, dude.

Speaker: People were like freaking out.

Speaker: I don't remember that.

Speaker: It was so bad, dude.

Speaker: Oh, I will never forget that.

Speaker: I'll never forget that.

Speaker: I never remember any of the only soup.

Speaker: And you'll actually love this.

Speaker: The only Super Bowl commercial I ever have remembered ever is the and I don't remember what year it was, but had to have been probably 2000 and.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Not do that.

Speaker: Sorry.

Speaker: It has to have been – I think the Giants were in the Super Bowl.

Speaker: But it was – OK.

Speaker: Anyways, it was an Audi commercial and it was when the Audi R8 was first released.

Speaker: So I think it must have been 2007.

Speaker: And I remember it was a pitch black commercial.

Speaker: or the screen was all black.

Speaker: And then the sound of an engine and those lights.

Speaker: Remember those led lights?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: They were the first company to ever do it.

Speaker: It was on the Audi R8.

Speaker: I'll never forget.

Speaker: I'll never forget that commercial because that was the first time.

Speaker: Like I always loved cars as a kid, obviously, but that was like,

Speaker: the first car or commercial where I can remember, I was like, holy shit, that is so cool.

Speaker: Because no one had ever had lights like that on a car before.

Speaker: And then they put it in the Iron Man movie and he was driving, Robert Downey Jr. was driving an R8 all over the place and it came out pretty close to each other.

Speaker: Even before that movie, wasn't it in iRobot, like a futuristic version of it?

Speaker: Remember that?

Speaker: Not iRobot, I Am Legend or something.

Speaker: I know it was iRobot.

Speaker: It was like a futuristic Audi R8.

Speaker: Yeah, I think so.

Speaker: I think you're right.

Speaker: The actual version of it, you're right.

Speaker: Like the UCI on a road was an Iron Man.

Speaker: You're right.

Speaker: So it came out in 2006.

Speaker: So it would have been the 2007 Super Bowl.

Speaker: That was 2006, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, the R8.

Speaker: Dude, time flies by.

Speaker: That's almost 20 years ago.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Dude, this is even wilder.

Speaker: So the original R8 had a 4.2 liter V8 producing 417 horsepower, which I thought it had a V10 to begin with.

Speaker: No, it had a V8.

Speaker: They released a V10 model later on.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Produced 417 horsepower.

Speaker: You know, what's so crazy about that?

Speaker: That's like a low horsepower.

Speaker: The BMW X3 that I have is 350.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: That's a lot of horsepower for the BMW.

Speaker: It's straight inline six.

Speaker: But then the zero to 60 on the car, which is like, it's fast, obviously.

Speaker: It's 4.3 seconds.

Speaker: But in today's standards, that's fucking so slow.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Although it's still... Think about it.

Speaker: It's slow into its standards.

Speaker: Yeah, but if you think about it, not paying attention.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: A Tesla Model Plaid, the new one, the Model S. Model Plaid?

Speaker: Model S Plaid.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know why it's called Plaid.

Speaker: Does it have Plaid season side or something like that?

Speaker: No, it doesn't.

Speaker: I don't know why it's called Plaid.

Speaker: Dude, the 0 to 100 on this car is...

Speaker: It's 4.3 seconds.

Speaker: It goes to 100 miles per hour.

Speaker: In 4.3 seconds.

Speaker: So what does it do?

Speaker: 60?

Speaker: Like two?

Speaker: It's under two.

Speaker: That's impossible.

Speaker: That's impossible.

Speaker: That's like a rocket ship, dude.

Speaker: It is.

Speaker: That's like a rocket ship.

Speaker: That's impossible, dude.

Speaker: Like before you even know it, you're at 60 miles per hour.

Speaker: Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker: Which is insane, dude.

Speaker: Like by the blink of an eye, you're at 60 miles per hour.

Speaker: It kind of is.

Speaker: It gets to a point where it's kind of like.

Speaker: That's dangerous, dude.

Speaker: Should some random person be able to go that fast or to 60?

Speaker: No, because think about it.

Speaker: Other than the highway, you can't go 60 miles per hour anywhere.

Speaker: 1.98 seconds.

Speaker: 60 miles in a fucking residential neighborhood?

Speaker: What the fuck is that?

Speaker: Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Other than the highway, you can't go 60 miles per hour anywhere.

Speaker: That's insane.

Speaker: That's insane.

Speaker: 1.98 seconds.

Speaker: Oh, my God.

Speaker: Madre mia.

Speaker: Woo.

Speaker: I wonder how many of those have crashed.

Speaker: Probably a lot.

Speaker: You see the video of the guy going like airborne in California and he crashed into the gym, into the gym, right?

Speaker: I don't know if it was into the gym.

Speaker: It was like at night, dude.

Speaker: It was at night.

Speaker: And it's just like, uh, it's actually in a residential neighborhood.

Speaker: And this guy goes airborne, like off a fucking hill.

Speaker: And he lands like into like his trash bins and like into the sidewalk area.

Speaker: Oh, I haven't seen that video.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: Oh, and Instagram dude.

Speaker: And I think they showed it on the news too.

Speaker: have you heard about speaking of cars this fucking thing and it was on the news last summer kia has this fucking thing where you could just hack into their cars or whatever or you don't even need the keys to like getting like any key can work or whatever so people could just go into people do it like teenagers and these fucking thugs go into people's cars they just steal them it's somebody's gonna get killed not only because of reckless driving but like

Speaker: Somebody is going to get killed because they're going to get into the car and somebody is going to like fucking shoot to defend.

Speaker: What is that?

Speaker: What does that mean?

Speaker: You can just download the Kia app on your phone and you can get in the car.

Speaker: It's something like that.

Speaker: Or you can just, it's like the keys are universal almost or some silly.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So anybody with a Kia can get into any other Kia's car or anybody with any key can like drive a Kia car.

Speaker: That was a fuck up, though.

Speaker: That wasn't what they meant.

Speaker: Yeah, no, no, it isn't.

Speaker: If you Google it, Google it right now, it's super fucked up.

Speaker: And there's been scores and scores of cases.

Speaker: It was all over the news.

Speaker: This was fucked up, dude.

Speaker: And the video, it even was on TikTok, the Kia Challenge, it was called.

Speaker: I swear to God.

Speaker: It's another reason I fucking hate TikTok.

Speaker: So they patched it, apparently.

Speaker: They did?

Speaker: Okay, they fixed it now.

Speaker: Yeah, but yeah, apparently he patches bug-aligned car thefts with a USB cable.

Speaker: That's fucking hilarious.

Speaker: USB, that was it.

Speaker: That's actually hilarious.

Speaker: They could forcibly, thieves could forcibly activate the ignition cylinder using any USB cable to start the vehicle.

Speaker: Dude, that is so fucking funny.

Speaker: That's so dangerous though.

Speaker: Jesus, man.

Speaker: Dude, they had an 85% increase in thefts in 2022.

Speaker: There was a Kia challenge on social media.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: TikTok.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I'm like fucking, the best majority of the world is like fucking Chicago, Memphis, you know, but whatever.

Speaker: That's actually pretty fucking hilarious though.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: That's really funny.

Speaker: That's what's kind of scary because Tesla's, they don't have keys anymore.

Speaker: Like any key, not even a key fob.

Speaker: They give you a plastic card.

Speaker: Well, I guess it's got an RFID in it that you can use, or it's just your phone.

Speaker: You just walk up to the car with your phone and you just get in your car and drive away.

Speaker: Now someone steals your phone.

Speaker: They can steal your car.

Speaker: Well, think about how much it has progressed now.

Speaker: It's like you have cars that drive themselves.

Speaker: Now you just have like, you don't even need keys anymore.

Speaker: I mean, yeah.

Speaker: I mean, I guess you just or you have the you have the little the credit card thing.

Speaker: You just put it in your wallet and they're working on.

Speaker: They're working on flying cars and NBC Nightly News.

Speaker: They've been working on flying cars.

Speaker: No, no.

Speaker: The company says like they'll have it ready within like five years.

Speaker: Yeah, but.

Speaker: Are they actually going to make it straight?

Speaker: Are you lying down right there?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm lying down.

Speaker: Can you hear me still?

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Normally I can hear you perfectly, baby.

Speaker: Um, my, I remember when I was little, because we would drive, we would drive places a lot, right?

Speaker: We'd drive to smugglers notch.

Speaker: We drive to Cape Cod.

Speaker: We drive to all these different places.

Speaker: So it's, you know, bare minimum four hours in the car.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And I remember as kids, we'd sit in traffic and we'd always be like, fuck, like,

Speaker: can we get a helicopter car?

Speaker: And my dad and my sister and I always joked that we were going to invent the helicopter car and become billionaires.

Speaker: But well, this is one of those things.

Speaker: Like I asked my dad, cause my dad was born in the fifties.

Speaker: I asked him like, dude, did you ever think growing up that you would ever see any of this shit?

Speaker: Like the iPhones and computers and nowhere else he'd be Steve jobs.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: But it's just like, and it kind of like took a while and he goes, it's just, it's honestly fucking incredible.

Speaker: Like this shit.

Speaker: Of course, like in the 50s, they had, you know, sci-fi movies and stuff like that, you know.

Speaker: In the early 60s, they had, you know, about like what the future would be like and like some H.G.

Speaker: Wells, you know, shit like that.

Speaker: H.G.

Speaker: Wells, of course, a very famous British author.

Speaker: But...

Speaker: Imagine what we might have.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: That's kind of the scary thing.

Speaker: It is scary, dude.

Speaker: All this AI shit, like the movie I Am I Robot.

Speaker: I keep confusing I Am Legend and I Am Robot.

Speaker: I Am Robot.

Speaker: They both have Will Smith in them.

Speaker: They both have I. I Am Robot and I Legend.

Speaker: I Legend.

Speaker: I Legend.

Speaker: But yeah, dude, we're fucking...

Speaker: Junkie, I have a question for you.

Speaker: Who do you think was in the year?

Speaker: I don't know why this goes all the way back to 2016, but 2016, who do you think the highest paid chief marketing officer was of any company in the world?

Speaker: It was an Apple.

Speaker: No, shockingly not.

Speaker: Apple's not even on the list, actually.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: I'm going to go with... You're never going to guess the company.

Speaker: Give me a hint.

Speaker: I don't even know the company.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Give me... It's not 3M, is it?

Speaker: No, it's not.

Speaker: What the fuck is this company?

Speaker: Oh, never mind.

Speaker: I do know this company.

Speaker: What is the company?

Speaker: Give me a hint.

Speaker: Let me guess.

Speaker: It's in the cable industry.

Speaker: spectrum yeah correct really yeah but they go under the name charter communications charter charter yeah i had never heard of that and then you know what's second to that is it also in a communications media no it's in your first guess but it wasn't apple

Speaker: uh samsung no verizon no at&t no that's your your first guess sony no no

Speaker: What's the first letter?

Speaker: It begins with a D. D?

Speaker: D as in D's nuts.

Speaker: Data.

Speaker: No.

Speaker: Dell Technologies.

Speaker: Dell.

Speaker: Oh, fuck.

Speaker: I forget about Dell.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker: Damn, the Chipotle Mexican Grill was ninth on the list.

Speaker: Chipotle?

Speaker: I'm not the biggest fan of Chipotle.

Speaker: Every time I have Chipotle, I have the worst fucking diarrhea, which, you know.

Speaker: It gives you E. coli.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure.

Speaker: Remember Taco Bell several years ago?

Speaker: It wasn't even meat or whatever that they were serving people.

Speaker: Yeah, it's dog food.

Speaker: I've never had Taco Bell.

Speaker: I took my dad to Taco Bell.

Speaker: He goes, oh, this shit just tastes the same.

Speaker: Whatever.

Speaker: Quesadilla and the fucking tacos.

Speaker: It's like they're all the same.

Speaker: I've never eaten it.

Speaker: I never plan on eating it.

Speaker: I think I'd get really sick.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: I'm sure it tastes good, but it's just terrible for me.

Speaker: I feel like it doesn't taste good.

Speaker: I mean, it tastes pretty fucking good.

Speaker: Does it really?

Speaker: When I've had it, yeah.

Speaker: What's better, that or McDonald's?

Speaker: Oh, man.

Speaker: That's just like choosing between, like, are you an ass or a tits guy?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: Shit.

Speaker: You're drunk at 2 a.m.

Speaker: What do you get?

Speaker: McDonald's or Taco Bell?

Speaker: They're right next to each other.

Speaker: You can't get both.

Speaker: I'm just putting a fucking gun in my pocket to blow my brain.

Speaker: No.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: I'm going to go Taco Bell because I haven't had it in a long time.

Speaker: Wow.

Speaker: That says a lot because you used to eat a lot of McDonald's.

Speaker: My go-to order would be a bacon McDouble, medium fry, one apple pie,

Speaker: yeah yeah yeah you kidding me sometimes an eminem mcflurry oh my god yeah it's a miracle you never gained weight um well maybe if you think about it maybe if i wasn't taking adderall and i was doing that dude are you kidding me i'd probably gain so much weight well adderall just made you eat less food that's why you didn't gain weight adderall didn't like make you burn any more calories right i mean

Speaker: But towards the end, even though, towards the end when I was still on Adderall, I gained like my appetite was bigger, I feel like.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Yeah, it's strange.

Speaker: That is kind of weird.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: What's your go-to order at Taco Bell?

Speaker: I mean, I've gone to Taco Bell maybe five times in my life.

Speaker: And you just said you'd choose Taco Bell.

Speaker: You've been to McDonald's probably over 100.

Speaker: Easily, yeah, but I haven't, what do you call it?

Speaker: I haven't been to Taco Bell forever.

Speaker: That's why I would choose Taco Bell.

Speaker: And I'd have to study the menu a little bit.

Speaker: Which dog food do I want today?

Speaker: You know, the puppy chaperina.

Speaker: Oh my God.

Speaker: Dude, do you remember in San Diego when we went to Jack in a Box?

Speaker: Jack in a Box was actually pretty good.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: I've never seen a Jack in a Box anywhere else.

Speaker: In any place that can serve you like sushi and fucking like egg rolls and cheeseburgers in the same restaurant is pretty sketchy to me.

Speaker: Did you just have the sushi?

Speaker: I think they had it, but I don't think I ordered it.

Speaker: No, because I was too afraid.

Speaker: I don't remember what I got from there, but I remember it being pretty good.

Speaker: Yeah, it was pretty good.

Speaker: Have you ever been to an Arby's?

Speaker: Yes, dude.

Speaker: We stopped that.

Speaker: It was, no, was it Arby's or Carl's Jr.?

Speaker: Is that the one we stopped in in Colorado?

Speaker: And it just gave me like the worst fucking farts.

Speaker: Yeah, in the ski trip.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I've never had Carlos Jr. since then, since that trip.

Speaker: I've never had it.

Speaker: I refuse.

Speaker: I took the biggest bathroom.

Speaker: It felt like sewage in a bathroom.

Speaker: It was terrible.

Speaker: It was so bad.

Speaker: That was, that was, I mean, I remember we were in the Suburbans driving out to Vail and we had all eaten Carlos Jr. And I have never smelled such a terrible car in my life.

Speaker: Like all of us were having such bad gas from it.

Speaker: It was so bad.

Speaker: Oh man.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, man.

Speaker: It was so bad.

Speaker: No, but have you ever been to an Arby's?

Speaker: Arby's actually isn't bad.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: I don't think I've been to an Arby's.

Speaker: I've been to it once.

Speaker: The last fast food restaurant I was at was at Burger King.

Speaker: in new jersey with my dad because we went to the to the genesis dealership because we tested out the gv80 because we were thinking about uh doing that as our next vehicle and we were really hungry and we were like kind of in a rush to go back to the city so we stopped at fucking um at a burger was it no no wendy's wendy's wendy's that's what it was and sucks and well you don't like the square hamburgers

Speaker: They have square hamburgers?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a Wendy's burger.

Speaker: Their fries are pretty good.

Speaker: But still, it's all fast food.

Speaker: It's not good for you.

Speaker: Dude, what is that crunching sound?

Speaker: Oh, shit.

Speaker: That's me.

Speaker: Sorry.

Speaker: The fuck were you doing?

Speaker: I was... I was... Yeah, nothing.

Speaker: Don't worry about it.

Speaker: I want to know.

Speaker: The case on my computer, I was clicking it back and forth because I can't sit still.

Speaker: Do you remember the Wendy's?

Speaker: What's up?

Speaker: You were going to say something about the Wendy's.

Speaker: Yeah, so their nuggets are pretty good, dude.

Speaker: My favorite, there was, I don't know if it's still there, on 86th Street, there was a Burger King, and I stopped by there a couple times because they had this deal.

Speaker: You can get 10 nuggets for $1.49.

Speaker: Theo Vaughn has an excellent, it's like 30 seconds or whatever, on that.

Speaker: $1.49 10 nugget deal.

Speaker: And it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Speaker: So if you're listening, check out the Theo Vaughn bit on Burger King nuggets.

Speaker: Burger King is so much better than McDonald's.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: I will live and die.

Speaker: Dude, a Baconator at Burger King

Speaker: Wait, were you one of those groups who put the crown on that they give you?

Speaker: Like the paper crown?

Speaker: Have you seen that shit in the commercials?

Speaker: Yeah, I'm putting the paper crown on it if they give it to me.

Speaker: You're a fucking child molester.

Speaker: What are you wearing that for?

Speaker: If I'm going to Burger King, I'm putting the crown on, man.

Speaker: I haven't been to Burger King since 2018, probably 2019.

Speaker: What was the occasion that you were there for?

Speaker: Was it just because I was just drunk and I was on my way home and to my apartment and I was fucking starving.

Speaker: And I was just like, I, I walked by a Burger King and I was like, yo, I've never had a Baconator and I need one right now.

Speaker: It was one of the best.

Speaker: Baconator's Wendy's.

Speaker: Baconator's Wendy's.

Speaker: You mean Baconator's Burger King?

Speaker: No, the Whopper is Burger King.

Speaker: Whopper, the Whopper.

Speaker: Damn, and I have been to a Wendy's and Baconator's.

Speaker: I think, I think that's what I had.

Speaker: Maybe I've never been to a Burger King.

Speaker: Was it a square patty?

Speaker: Dude, I don't know.

Speaker: I was drunk.

Speaker: Baconator.

Speaker: Are you sure it's... Dude, why is my computer in Spanish?

Speaker: I'm so confused.

Speaker: Is it always in Spanish or no?

Speaker: No, it's just in Spanish ever since I went to Colombia and it won't undo it.

Speaker: It literally says baconator comida.

Speaker: Un baconator es un tipo de hamburguesa con queso de la cadena de restaurantes de comida rápida de Wendy's.

Speaker: Yeah, it's Wendy's.

Speaker: Wendy's.

Speaker: Wendy's.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: I guess I like Wendy's.

Speaker: Wendy's is good.

Speaker: Although I've seen... I guess I've never been to a Burger King.

Speaker: But if I go to McDonald's, my go-to is a double quarter pounder.

Speaker: You know who loves McDonald's is one of our friends.

Speaker: I used to say his name.

Speaker: Yeah, Big Mac is literally his favorite food.

Speaker: Yeah, I feel like he has it.

Speaker: I'm behind sushi.

Speaker: Sushi is his favorite food.

Speaker: Big Mac is number two.

Speaker: He also eats tuna salad for lunch every day.

Speaker: So like, I don't know that he's the pinnacle of who fine cuisine.

Speaker: Oh, that sounds pretty good, man.

Speaker: Anyway, I mean, tuna salads, I'm bad, but I don't know if I could have it.

Speaker: I don't know if I could have it every single day.

Speaker: No.

Speaker: He also just straight up eats cottage cheese and I don't get it.

Speaker: I've never had cottage cheese and it just freaks me out too much to try it.

Speaker: It's good.

Speaker: Really Richard Nixon loved cottage cheese.

Speaker: I don't know where I saw it.

Speaker: Why the fuck do you know that?

Speaker: I saw that in somewhere.

Speaker: I saw it in somewhere.

Speaker: It might have been Frost versus Nixon.

Speaker: I think they talk about that or I don't know or totally somewhere else.

Speaker: What else is I going to say?

Speaker: Oh, so let's let's talk about.

Speaker: So 40 minutes in here.

Speaker: Let's talk about some big fucking news.

Speaker: Um, my little brother sent me a text.

Speaker: I don't know if you're in that.

Speaker: Cause you're like in some of my family group texts.

Speaker: I love it.

Speaker: How you're just in some of them randomly sometimes.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Just like some inside you sometimes.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Oh yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, baby.

Speaker: Um, and my little brother goes, is anybody watching the hearings?

Speaker: And I was like, what fucking hearings?

Speaker: Oh, the UFO shit?

Speaker: Yeah, and apparently some guy, a former CIA or whatever he was, is, said like, yeah, we recovered a fucking UFO aircraft or spacecraft, whatever you want to call it.

Speaker: And he says there was non-human beings or parts of non-human beings that were the operators of those vehicles that they recovered.

Speaker: Which is fucking crazy.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Is this real?

Speaker: I'll find a clip.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: It was a fucking hearing.

Speaker: Did this guy smoke a ton of crack after he got kicked out of the CIA?

Speaker: I don't know, dude.

Speaker: I kind of believe in aliens.

Speaker: I mean, there's been a lot of sightings.

Speaker: We could easily devote multiple episodes to this.

Speaker: To all the sightings and all that stuff.

Speaker: I went to Roswell in New Mexico.

Speaker: A lot of them are in Mexico, believe it or not.

Speaker: New Mexico or Mexico, Mexico?

Speaker: Oh, Mexico, Mexico.

Speaker: I've been to Roswell, New Mexico, where, dude, you go to Roswell, New Mexico, it's wild.

Speaker: Every single place you pass, every storefront, everything has aliens all over.

Speaker: UFOs, aliens.

Speaker: That's where Area 51 was in Roswell.

Speaker: That's why.

Speaker: Oh, really?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Google Area 51.

Speaker: It's Roswell, New Mexico.

Speaker: I thought it was because there was a bunch of sightings.

Speaker: I sent you the link.

Speaker: It's like a 30-second video or less where the person's on Capitol saying... Dude, you're so wrong.

Speaker: Area 51 is in Nevada.

Speaker: Dude, what the fuck is Roswell, New Mexico?

Speaker: Then why is that... It's famous because there's been a bunch of people kidnapped by aliens and anally probed.

Speaker: Yo, this Spanish shit is really starting to piss me off because I can't fucking read.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: It says, the Roswell incident was named after the town, though the crash site of the alleged UFO was some 75 miles from Roswell, closer to Corona.

Speaker: The investigation and debris recovery was handled by the local Roswell Army Airfield.

Speaker: On the 50th anniversary of the Roswell incident, an annual UFO festival was started.

Speaker: Um...

Speaker: There you go.

Speaker: So there was a big UFO crash site.

Speaker: That's a cool flag.

Speaker: You see this?

Speaker: I'm on their Google thing.

Speaker: It's a little too complex.

Speaker: New Mexico?

Speaker: Roswell.

Speaker: Yeah, it's like too much.

Speaker: It's cool, but it's so too much.

Speaker: New Mexico has a cool flag, though.

Speaker: Have you ever seen it?

Speaker: New Mexico.

Speaker: Oh, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, it's a yellow with the red kind of cross thing in a circle.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That's cool.

Speaker: New Mexico is a cool place.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm dying to ski Taos, New Mexico.

Speaker: Let's go this winter.

Speaker: Dude, honestly, I mean, I'm fucking... I have a client who lives down there.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: I'm dying to speed... You know what's actually really funny?

Speaker: I'm trying to speed Lake Tahoe.

Speaker: I probably shouldn't say that.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: What are you going to say?

Speaker: No, no, no.

Speaker: Say it.

Speaker: Say it.

Speaker: Come on.

Speaker: No, I was going to say his name, but I probably shouldn't say his name.

Speaker: You don't say his name, but oh, that was like something embarrassing or like.

Speaker: No, it has to do with his name.

Speaker: It's cool.

Speaker: It's a cool name, but I can't say it.

Speaker: Is it like alien?

Speaker: Not that anybody listens.

Speaker: Not that anybody ever even fucking listens to this podcast.

Speaker: Is it like alien related or something like that?

Speaker: Because we're talking about.

Speaker: No, no, no.

Speaker: He just has the same name as a super famous snowboard guy.

Speaker: Oh, I think you, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I think I told you on the phone or something, but yeah, so you do believe in aliens.

Speaker: A hundred percent.

Speaker: Do you not?

Speaker: Um, who knows, man?

Speaker: Who knows?

Speaker: It's like,

Speaker: But do you think they have like all this technology and stuff like that and that they're fucking it?

Speaker: There's like a whole civilization and everything up on what planet do you think they're on?

Speaker: Is it Mars or what do you think they're living on?

Speaker: Or is it like a different?

Speaker: I mean, they're definitely not on Mars.

Speaker: We are on Mars.

Speaker: Yeah, that's a stupid question.

Speaker: We wouldn't know if they were there.

Speaker: I mean, I guess we wouldn't know if we were there because we don't even know if they're here.

Speaker: I'm going to make a really bad joke, but it's like totally not cool.

Speaker: I can't say it.

Speaker: It's stupid.

Speaker: It's stupid too, yeah.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: So, okay.

Speaker: My thing is if there are aliens that are visiting our earth, can you just say the joke so that you can stop laughing?

Speaker: You're going to have to edit it out.

Speaker: So don't worry.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Well, tell me after.

Speaker: Tell me after.

Speaker: I'll tell you after.

Speaker: Write it down or something.

Speaker: But so my theory is like if they, if aliens are real and they are here,

Speaker: There's no chance they're living on a planet anywhere near ours.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I mean, because if they were... Because they're so advanced that they can just kind of go wherever the fuck whenever they want, right?

Speaker: However, if all of the UFO stuff that's recently been coming out in the news is all bullshit and it's all just our technology that's further advanced and they're trying to keep...

Speaker: the military is trying to keep things secret because obviously if the United States has high tech, you know, UFO material that can move super fast, they obviously don't want China or whatever, Russia to know about it.

Speaker: Um, my guess either way, even if it, even if these UFOs aren't aliens in the, in, in, uh,

Speaker: the world, like on earth, I still believe in aliens.

Speaker: Like I still think there's extra, extra terrestrial life out there.

Speaker: Stop that.

Speaker: No, no, no.

Speaker: I agree.

Speaker: I agree.

Speaker: But I think it's also a very complex issue.

Speaker: You know, while we're talking about this, it's not really an issue.

Speaker: Or topic, sorry.

Speaker: While we're, I mean, it is an issue if they're going to fucking come and attack us and take over the world.

Speaker: Like, yeah, that's kind of a minor inconvenience, you know?

Speaker: When was the first like UFO sighting?

Speaker: It was back in like the 1950s, right after we started dropping nukes on each other.

Speaker: So I think that

Speaker: If they were going to do something, they would have done it by now.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I don't know, man.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: As we're talking about this, I'm looking at my 1966 printing edition.

Speaker: I think it's a second edition, but from 1966 of the UFO Enigma, a challenge to science by Jacques Vallée.

Speaker: Jacques Vallée has been on...

Speaker: Joe Rogan, he's on books with Tom DeLonge of Liquid 82, all about UFOs.

Speaker: Again, Jacques Vallée, UFO specialist, did a lot of stuff at like MIT, University of Texas at Austin, was behind some of the biggest IPOs in history, like

Speaker: IBM, Intel, Cisco, AOL, the company that does the Cyberknife.

Speaker: He basically created the modern-day version of the internet and instant messaging and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker: You guys are a fucking genius.

Speaker: But besides all that shit,

Speaker: like technological huge shit.

Speaker: His specialty has been UFOs.

Speaker: He's been doing that for the past, you know, 65 years.

Speaker: Oh yeah, you told me about this guy.

Speaker: We're going to try and get him on the podcast.

Speaker: Dude, that would be fucking huge.

Speaker: You should email him.

Speaker: He's in his 80s.

Speaker: I have to find out his podcast.

Speaker: Who cares?

Speaker: Yeah, or his contact info.

Speaker: That could be huge.

Speaker: We can probably figure it out.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So that's a UFO thing.

Speaker: The other big, there's two other big stories in the news.

Speaker: One of them I can go over briefly.

Speaker: And that is this lady in Alabama, young woman.

Speaker: I think her name was Carly, believe it or not.

Speaker: About a week or two ago, she was driving down the highway at night and she calls 911.

Speaker: And this is down in Hoover, Alabama, which I think is close to Birmingham.

Speaker: So she is, I think, so she's driving on the highway at night and she calls 911.

Speaker: She says, I see a kid like a toddler just wandering around the side of the highway.

Speaker: Which is weird because you would have thought it's a highway.

Speaker: There's other cars on the highway.

Speaker: Nobody else saw that or nobody else was calling that in.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: It's weird for a couple reasons.

Speaker: So she goes, yeah.

Speaker: And she goes, oh my God.

Speaker: So she goes, I'm going to see if he kids okay or whatever.

Speaker: So she gets out of her car to go, like, go to see the kid.

Speaker: And that's where they, like, it goes cold.

Speaker: And so there was a whole nationwide search for her.

Speaker: It was all over the news, not only all across the state of Alabama, but it was all over the news.

Speaker: Like this woman has been missing and she was missing for 48 hours.

Speaker: And she said, and she finally just came back home and she wasn't talking much at all.

Speaker: And like, I think her parents were like on the news before, you know, like our daughter's missing, please help her find her.

Speaker: And there was a whole community search for her.

Speaker: And then her father said something like, well, when the daughter finally came back home after 48 hours, she's like, yeah, my daughter was definitely kidnapped or whatever.

Speaker: And then about a couple days ago, her fucking attorney says, yeah, none of this is, none of it's true.

Speaker: She admitted that like she wasn't kidnapped.

Speaker: You know, there was no baby on the side of the highway.

Speaker: Like, it's just a super, you got to look, Google this shit.

Speaker: Sounds like she was abducted by aliens.

Speaker: Honestly, right?

Speaker: But this, and it's like, and now it's like the state of Alabama is considering whether to pursue charges against her.

Speaker: Absolutely.

Speaker: She prosecuted her to the fullest extent of the law because all the resources that were wasted looking for her when it was like she was never missing.

Speaker: What law does that break?

Speaker: Like following a false police report?

Speaker: I don't know if that's following a false police report.

Speaker: Maybe following a false police report because there was no missing baby.

Speaker: I think she said she was in distress too just before the lion went dead.

Speaker: She's clearly fucking crazy.

Speaker: She's got mental problems.

Speaker: Who does that shit, dude?

Speaker: You gotta Google the story.

Speaker: It's fucking incredible.

Speaker: They're definitely gonna make a documentary out of this because

Speaker: And this is not the last we hear of it because all of these people went looking for her and it's just like, oh yeah, but I just made it up.

Speaker: Like, what the fuck?

Speaker: It's super bizarre.

Speaker: It's super, super fucking bizarre.

Speaker: I mean, dude, think about how many people make shit up all the time

Speaker: Every day.

Speaker: All it takes is like one person.

Speaker: Dude, I know a kid.

Speaker: Bored or lonely.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I know a kid that you don't know.

Speaker: It's through a cousin of mine.

Speaker: This kid was so fucked up, he called the police on himself.

Speaker: And he was like, yeah, there's like this fucking guy with like doing this crazy shit.

Speaker: Like he might have a gun or whatever.

Speaker: And the police showed up at this fucking house.

Speaker: Like he gave him his address and it was just all fucked up or whatever, you know?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I mean, that's a crazy person.

Speaker: There's fucking wild people out there.

Speaker: All it takes is one crazy person to fucking.

Speaker: Who is she hiding though?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: That's the weird thing to me.

Speaker: They were searching woods and stuff.

Speaker: People say she might have gone over to an ex-boyfriend's house at a time, but I feel like they would have gone through check- Yeah, right away.

Speaker: Where was her car?

Speaker: I think it was abandoned on the side of the highway.

Speaker: Also, these days, didn't she have her phone on her?

Speaker: Can't we just track people through their phones now?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I think her phone was dead.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: That's a really interesting question.

Speaker: That's how they got the Idaho killer.

Speaker: He thought he was all being slick and savvy.

Speaker: Right, right.

Speaker: Because he... DNA, dude.

Speaker: Didn't he also leave DNA and shit like that?

Speaker: Yeah, he left DNA.

Speaker: But also, the reason that they even were suspicious of him... Wasn't his car... I'll go back to the subject of cars.

Speaker: It was like a Hyundai Elantra and they figured it out or something like that.

Speaker: Yeah, it passed by a couple of security cameras.

Speaker: But then they also...

Speaker: We're able to ping his phone to cell towers within certain areas at weird times at like three in the morning, three nights before the killing, right next to the apartment.

Speaker: That's creepy.

Speaker: And all this shit.

Speaker: It's just like, it's wild stuff like that.

Speaker: You can't get away with murders anymore.

Speaker: It's not like the good old days.

Speaker: Go back to Jawa.

Speaker: Remember that song?

Speaker: It's murder.

Speaker: Fucking Jawa.

Speaker: What a fucking legend.

Speaker: Jawa.

Speaker: Um, dude, he did the, uh, Firefly festival.

Speaker: He did, dude.

Speaker: You know, he was sued.

Speaker: Cause I was talking this morning on about MTV cribs.

Speaker: He's kind of a stupid person.

Speaker: He's pretty he's not the not the brightest bulb out there, dude, but uh, he uh, cuz MTV cribs a lot of the homes that they did on the show were fake like not fake But they just weren't they didn't belong to the fuck.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah They rent it and they would like rent it cars cars were fucking rented So he uh, you know Star Island in Miami the fucking super exclusive you have to have like it's like a guard gate on there Each home is like 25 million dollars.

Speaker: I've never heard of it, but okay It's a if you google star island.

Speaker: It's extraordinary Real estate area.

Speaker: I have a house there

Speaker: I don't know if he did, but fucking Ja Rule had a... Like, he did his thing.

Speaker: He rented his place there.

Speaker: It was like an Airbnb or some shit like that.

Speaker: And they said specifically, like, there's no more than eight people allowed here.

Speaker: Like...

Speaker: because they obviously didn't want anybody throwing parties or whatever.

Speaker: He had over 600 people attend this party or whatever.

Speaker: Massive, serious damage to the house or whatever.

Speaker: So he got sued for, I think it was $1.5 million he got sued for.

Speaker: It was incredible.

Speaker: Dude, he's gotten sued quite a lot.

Speaker: Oh, my God.

Speaker: Ja Rule, baby.

Speaker: I think it's from Staten Island, I think.

Speaker: Damn, dude.

Speaker: This island's fucking crazy.

Speaker: Did you Google Star Island?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Isn't it?

Speaker: Isn't it?

Speaker: Isn't it?

Speaker: It's the minimum home price is like 25 mil or something like that.

Speaker: I've heard.

Speaker: Oh, probably.

Speaker: I mean, if not more, you have to have like a special permit to even to get on there.

Speaker: You know what's even funny?

Speaker: Nobody can just drive on there.

Speaker: It's going to be underwater in like five years.

Speaker: Yeah, that's the whole thing about Miami that really, really fucking scares me.

Speaker: It's murder.

Speaker: Apparently, according to Bloomberg, it's the most expensive neighborhood in the entire United States of America.

Speaker: Woo!

Speaker: Damn.

Speaker: Celebrities who have owned or owned a house there.

Speaker: Edward Howland Robinson Green.

Speaker: I don't know who the fuck that is.

Speaker: Enrique Iglesias.

Speaker: That first guy sounds like he was on the Mayflower or whatever.

Speaker: P. Diddy.

Speaker: Wasn't he a great relative on the Mayflower?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: John Howland.

Speaker: howling ah yeah he was a he was a slave he was an indentured servant sorry i don't know i'm laughing i'm sorry yeah he was a slave yeah he was he was a slave he was an indentured servant for super wealthy family

Speaker: And then there was a family of four.

Speaker: It was two little kids and a father and a mother.

Speaker: And the father and mother and one of the sons or the son died in the first year.

Speaker: Oh, in the college.

Speaker: Once they got to...

Speaker: they died after less than a year because they got sick or whatever and then he became a free man because his slave owners died yeah yeah pretty wild right um but if you go to there's actually a museum here in in chatham called the the atwood house and they have the original they have the original manifest from is it a main floor not that maybe compact

Speaker: Yeah, they have the original manifest with all the people's signatures and names on there and his signatures on it.

Speaker: That's awesome.

Speaker: We had to.

Speaker: Yeah, it's super fucking cool.

Speaker: At St.

Speaker: Bernard's, my I don't know why I gave the name of my school.

Speaker: It doesn't matter.

Speaker: Whatever.

Speaker: The grammar school I went to, we had to or every year, like people had to memorize the whole Mayfrog Compact and like recited to the entire school.

Speaker: Oh, so then you would be reciting my name all the time.

Speaker: I'm pretty sure.

Speaker: I remember the name for sure.

Speaker: If you Google it, Thomas Tinker.

Speaker: T-I-N-K-E-R.

Speaker: It just sounded funny.

Speaker: Here, I'll tell you.

Speaker: Mayflower.

Speaker: Compact.

Speaker: Search Thomas Tinker.

Speaker: Yeah, he was on there.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Did you see that?

Speaker: I'm pretty sure he was.

Speaker: Yo, if this doesn't stop with the fucking Spanish, I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.

Speaker: Thomas Tinker, you know?

Speaker: It's going to be like fucking... Here.

Speaker: Eduardo.

Speaker: Pablo.

Speaker: What was the name?

Speaker: Thomas Tinker.

Speaker: Tinker.

Speaker: Tinker Thomas.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Thomas Tinker.

Speaker: He was funny.

Speaker: That's what I was in like an eighth grade.

Speaker: I remember that.

Speaker: So there you go.

Speaker: So my, my great, whatever, great, great grandfather, I guess.

Speaker: Oh, there he is.

Speaker: John Howland.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: He accompanied the English separatists and other passengers when they left England.

Speaker: He was an indentured servant.

Speaker: And in later years, an executive assistant and personal secretary to Governor John Carver, who was also on the Mayflower.

Speaker: That's pretty fucking cool.

Speaker: Damn, I got to read more about this.

Speaker: It's pretty cool.

Speaker: I feel like I have to keep the name because it's my middle name.

Speaker: And so I feel like I have to keep the name running for my family for the rest of time because it's a fucking cool history.

Speaker: Anyways, so back to Star Island.

Speaker: And you'll like this.

Speaker: Emilio Gomez, Estefan Gomez has a house on Star Island or did.

Speaker: Why does that sound familiar with that name?

Speaker: He's a Cuban born American musician.

Speaker: He's won 19 Grammy Awards.

Speaker: Well, I mean, Miami also is a huge... Don Johnson had a house there.

Speaker: Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker: Johnson as far as the Johnson family or Johnson... Don Johnson.

Speaker: Fidelity?

Speaker: No, the actor, Don Johnson.

Speaker: Never heard of him.

Speaker: You've never heard of Don Johnson?

Speaker: I'm Googling him right now.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: Junkie, he was on Miami Vice.

Speaker: Oh, now that makes sense.

Speaker: Don...

Speaker: A woman named Zuxa Maria de Garza.

Speaker: The grass is Zuxa.

Speaker: Is a Brazilian presenter, actress, singer, and businesswoman known as the queen of little ones.

Speaker: He was in Django.

Speaker: He was in Machete, Django Unchained, Knives Out.

Speaker: Don Johnson was in Django Unchained.

Speaker: Damn, this woman, Zuxa, is a real badass bitch.

Speaker: She built the largest Latin and South American children's entertainment empire.

Speaker: Shaq owned a house there.

Speaker: Rick Ross.

Speaker: Philip Frost.

Speaker: Yeah, I'm sure it's a fucking celeb, you know.

Speaker: It's kind of crazy.

Speaker: So it's not, there's not like an HOA that you need to apply to and get like approved.

Speaker: No, but apparently, but there is a guard gate or whatever.

Speaker: So you can't just drive onto the island if you want.

Speaker: I mean, yeah, they, they, I mean, yeah, that's not surprising.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: It's kind of weird.

Speaker: I would not want to live on that island.

Speaker: It's kind of weird.

Speaker: No, it's totally weird.

Speaker: It just doesn't seem real almost because it's so fucking... It's just so bizarre.

Speaker: It's just in the middle...

Speaker: Fucking nowhere.

Speaker: I'm not going to lie.

Speaker: And maybe just because I haven't really been.

Speaker: But I don't think I would like these houses in Miami that are just like straight on the water.

Speaker: I mean, I don't know.

Speaker: It's cool.

Speaker: It's cool as shit.

Speaker: Miami is a really cool city.

Speaker: And it's like why?

Speaker: I loved it when I was there.

Speaker: No, I like Miami.

Speaker: I loved it down there when I was there.

Speaker: I like Miami, but I just don't think I'd want one of these houses that's just like right on the water like that.

Speaker: Maybe I would.

Speaker: It's just, it's so weird when it's on the water like that, but without any beach.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: You know what I mean?

Speaker: I know exactly what you mean.

Speaker: Like a storm comes in and you're just fucked.

Speaker: I guess if you can afford a $22 million house, does the money of the house really matter?

Speaker: I guess not.

Speaker: But you can't get insurance on it anymore.

Speaker: No insurance companies get insurance on it.

Speaker: I've heard about that, which is insane just because of all the natural disasters and everything.

Speaker: You can't get insurance there anymore.

Speaker: It's nuts.

Speaker: People don't have home insurance.

Speaker: Well, you know what people like about Florida, though, is there's no state income tax or whatever?

Speaker: Isn't that right?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: What is it again?

Speaker: There isn't.

Speaker: There's no state income tax.

Speaker: But still, fuck that.

Speaker: I'd rather have insurance.

Speaker: If I lived in a place like that, if I lived in the middle of Florida, then what do I give a shit?

Speaker: But if I lived in New York, the taxes are just insane, dude.

Speaker: They're insane in New York.

Speaker: New York City.

Speaker: Yeah, I know that.

Speaker: They suck.

Speaker: They're terrible.

Speaker: But I can at least get insurance on my home.

Speaker: True.

Speaker: Also, I would never live in Florida.

Speaker: I live in Texas.

Speaker: I wouldn't live in Florida.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Why?

Speaker: Just because of the weather?

Speaker: Florida's kind of gross.

Speaker: Even Miami to you?

Speaker: Miami is still different.

Speaker: I like visiting Miami, but it's still kind of gross.

Speaker: In what way?

Speaker: It's just all... It's kind of...

Speaker: It's just kind of gross.

Speaker: It's just kind of like tacky.

Speaker: It's a little, you know, everybody's all about like, oh, like, look at my Ferrari.

Speaker: Look at my fucking Lamborghini.

Speaker: Right, right, right.

Speaker: Shut the fuck up.

Speaker: Get over yourself.

Speaker: Like, cool, you have money, dude.

Speaker: Eat a bag of dicks.

Speaker: And then you get all the, you know, those men in their fucking 60s who have bigger bellies and they're dating 25-year-old hot-ass chicks.

Speaker: And it's just like, well, okay.

Speaker: The culture is just kind of weird.

Speaker: Hey, baby.

Speaker: I know.

Speaker: I totally hear where you're coming from.

Speaker: I mean, there's nothing wrong.

Speaker: Like, if you're 65 and you want to date a hot 22-year-old, fuck it.

Speaker: I don't care.

Speaker: It's just, it's like, don't you h ave a family?

Speaker: Where are they in New York?

Speaker: Like, did you ditch them?

Speaker: You fucking piece of shit.

Speaker: Left behind.

Speaker: Speaking about old guys going after young women.

Speaker: Let's talk about the fucking Rex Hureman, AKA the Long Island serial killer.

Speaker: So this was a story I had been following since its inception about a decade ago or so ago.

Speaker: And that's as far back as I can remember.

Speaker: Maybe it was a little less than that.

Speaker: But I remember growing up hearing about this.

Speaker: They kept finding bodies on Gilgo Beach or whatever in Long Island.

Speaker: And, you know, and now that they're saying that they think this guy is connected to other fucking murders, they've done the whole FBI and everybody did a, they, they've searched his house, ranks ransacked his house.

Speaker: They found 279 firearms in his house.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: 279.

Speaker: That's crazy.

Speaker: Fucking arsenal, dude.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: How did they know?

Speaker: I'm all for the second amendment, but I mean, that's a lot of fucking guns, dude.

Speaker: Well, and I'm sure most of them were illegal considering he lives in Long Island.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: I mean, that's unless I heard that wrong.

Speaker: You can Google it right now.

Speaker: Two hundred seventy nine guns, dude, which is insane.

Speaker: But yeah, I mean, he's connected to three murders so far where they can prove it.

Speaker: But now they're thinking about he might be connected to other states.

Speaker: So he's definitely a serial killer.

Speaker: You know, now he's professing his innocence, according to his attorney.

Speaker: But, you know.

Speaker: Of course he is.

Speaker: They're going to do fucking Netflix, Hulu 2020 Dateline.

Speaker: I think it was finally with DNA.

Speaker: I think DNA just caught up to him and all that shit.

Speaker: But did he start... Because I heard, and I don't know anything about this, but didn't he stop killing for a long time and then he recently just killed again?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know about that.

Speaker: Oh.

Speaker: For some reason I was under the assumption because...

Speaker: His most recent murder outside of, I think, what I thought was a recent one was like 10 years ago.

Speaker: Well, let me look this up here.

Speaker: But I also feel like someone who's a murderer who clearly likes to do it, they probably can't go that long without killing someone.

Speaker: Right?

Speaker: Like 10 whole years without killing someone?

Speaker: They'd probably go nuts.

Speaker: I hope they make a similar show to what Apple did about... What was that one that we watched in Vermont?

Speaker: Oh, I know exactly what you mean.

Speaker: Who was that guy?

Speaker: Who was that serial killer?

Speaker: The one who killed all the young women?

Speaker: Oh, it was Black Boxers.

Speaker: Wasn't that the show or something like that?

Speaker: Yeah, I think it was called Black Box.

Speaker: Blackbird, Blackbird.

Speaker: Blackbird.

Speaker: But what was the serial killer's name?

Speaker: I forget.

Speaker: Hold on, I'll find it.

Speaker: Come on junkie, you're supposed to know these things.

Speaker: I know like other much more famous serial killers.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Larry Hall.

Speaker: Larry, Larry, Larry Simons.

Speaker: Larry Hall was a pretty famous serial killer, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, but I know about like Luis Garavito, Pedro Alonso, you know, Andre Chikatilo, Alexander Puchuskin.

Speaker: Damn, Wikipedia has Larry Hall as a suspected serial killer, not even confirmed.

Speaker: You know what pisses me off about the news though?

Speaker: It's just like when, like, I'm not necessarily this case, but other cases, it's like when it's a video of somebody shooting somebody, it's like, yeah, the alleged gunman is like, what do you mean alleged?

Speaker: It's like, everybody says he did it.

Speaker: Like, well, there's no alleged that the guy did it.

Speaker: Like, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker: Um, yeah, man, I don't know.

Speaker: So do you think he's going to break down eventually and be like, yeah, I fucking did it?

Speaker: Probably.

Speaker: Or do you think he's going to keep his innocence to the end?

Speaker: Who knows?

Speaker: Let's see, what else did I want to talk about quickly here?

Speaker: We didn't really talk about the murders, but... On the next episode, we could talk more about... Larry Hall could be responsible for the disappearance and death of 40 to 50 young women.

Speaker: 40 to 50, wow.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: Dude, that's fucking creepy.

Speaker: Fuck this guy.

Speaker: What was I going to say?

Speaker: Oh, yeah.

Speaker: As far as the movies and stuff like that.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: So it says, going back to UFO thing really fast.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: What do you call it?

Speaker: This guy named probably from South Carolina, David Grush.

Speaker: said absolutely have UFOs, materials of non-human origin during bombshell hearing on Capitol Hill or to Congress today.

Speaker: All right, but who is this crackpot?

Speaker: What was he?

Speaker: He was in the CIA?

Speaker: And what was his position?

Speaker: A former Air Force officer and intelligence official told Congress Wednesday.

Speaker: What's his name?

Speaker: David Grush, GRUSCH.

Speaker: That's GRUSCH.

Speaker: So a former Air Force officer intelligence official told Congress Wednesday he believes the government is hiding capture UFOs and claimed he could not reveal whether anyone was murdered to keep the secret contained.

Speaker: Whoa.

Speaker: I mean, it sounds pretty fucking crazy.

Speaker: In exchange, in an exchange with Representative Nancy Mace, Republican of South Carolina, David Grush,

Speaker: raised eyebrows for appearing to tease the discovery of potential signs of alien life, or at least non-human entities.

Speaker: Quote, do we have the bodies of the pilots who piloted this craft?

Speaker: She asked, um, quote, as I stated publicly in my news nation interview, biologics came with some of those recoveries.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: He said, end quote, uh, quote, uh,

Speaker: Were there human or non-human biologics?

Speaker: End quote, Mace asked.

Speaker: Quote, non-human, Grush replied.

Speaker: So that's fucking nuts.

Speaker: And somebody goes, damn, under oath two, it doesn't matter, to be honest.

Speaker: A large section of the public will just say distraction or allude to some government conspiracy.

Speaker: Our information system is absolutely broken with many...

Speaker: people distrusting in our institutions.

Speaker: I think psychology of certain conspiracy theorists will not let them believe in UFOs until they have a first-hand witness of it.

Speaker: Yeah, but then anyone who's a first-hand witness is like, oh, I saw a UFO, and then everybody just calls them crazy or says they were smoking pot, which most of the time is probably the fair assessment, but I don't know.

Speaker: What are we going to talk about after the serial killers?

Speaker: I think that's it.

Speaker: Anything else you want to add?

Speaker: No, not really.

Speaker: We're going to add it for an hour and 10 minutes.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Well, lame way to end a podcast, but yeah.

Speaker: Oh, anyway, I just wanted to go over.

Speaker: So episode number five, I believe we're on number five, correct?

Speaker: Yeah, we are on number five.

Speaker: And this episode is called beef it up.

Speaker: And that's an exclamation point.

Speaker: So beef it up, beef it up, beef it up, beef it up.

Speaker: Hey, Rolex, we're still waiting on our sky dwellers.

Speaker: Oh yeah, please, please, please.

Speaker: So any day now I'll, I'll take delivery in the mail.

Speaker: I'll even post my address.

Speaker: to that all right well thanks everyone for listening if anyone is listening and uh if not go fuck yourselves go fuck yourselves everybody thank you very much um wait can we make it i like the number 11 a lot so can we just ramble for uh go for another 30 seconds yeah we can all right you want me to end it on 1 11 11

Speaker: Yes, let's do that.

Speaker: All right, let me tell you a quick joke.

Speaker: What's the significance of 11?

Speaker: I just like number 11.

Speaker: I was born on the 11th too.

Speaker: What was I going to say?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: You only got 31 seconds.

Speaker: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Virgin Mobile.

Speaker: I should know that.

Speaker: Where do fish keep their money?

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: The Riverbank.

Speaker: I did know that one too.

Speaker: Fuck.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: One second.

Speaker: Hit me with one more.

Speaker: Why did chicken cross the road?

Speaker: It's good to either side.

Speaker: Boom.

Speaker: Very good.

Speaker: All right, everybody.

Speaker: Thank you very much.

Speaker: And boom.