Beanie Babys or Happy Meal Toys

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Speaker: And we're live.

Speaker: Episode number three, live from Colombia, baby.

Speaker: You're not in Colombia.

Speaker: I'm in Colombia.

Speaker: I wish I was here, but.

Speaker: You're still in New York City.

Speaker: New York.

Speaker: That's how 50 cents is New York.

Speaker: He goes, New York.

Speaker: But where's 57 from?

Speaker: He's from East Jamaica, Queens.

Speaker: And I think the movie Get Rich or Get I Try and Got It Pretty Accurate.

Speaker: His mom was a crack whore who was murdered and stuffed in like a boiler.

Speaker: And he had to like sell crack at the age of 12 to like survive.

Speaker: Like, yes, no, no laughing matter.

Speaker: That shit is intense.

Speaker: And he has like, he speaks hers.

Speaker: Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker: I was going to say, he likes to use a little lift, too, because he still has.

Speaker: He got shot nine times, and apparently one of the bullets is still, or the fragments of it is still lodged in his tongue, and they said it would do more harm to take it out.

Speaker: So they left it in.

Speaker: That's why he has one.

Speaker: Allegedly, yeah.

Speaker: Does it mess up his rapping?

Speaker: Versus Floyd Mayweather, who just doesn't know what to fucking read.

Speaker: So, you know, that's his experience.

Speaker: He's also a wife beating piece of shit.

Speaker: But, you know, that's a different story.

Speaker: You know, it's really crazy.

Speaker: So I just Googled 50 Cent and everything comes up in Spanish.

Speaker: Because I'm in Colombia.

Speaker: Like, I'm on Wikipedia and it's all in Spanish.

Speaker: I can't read this.

Speaker: You know why it wouldn't work if we tried doing it in China?

Speaker: Because you'd go to Google and it would be blocked.

Speaker: You'd have to search the CCP's Google.

Speaker: Yes, President Z shot an 18 on a par 18.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Exactly, exactly.

Speaker: Um, so how is it, man?

Speaker: Is it a, how's your first couple hours being there?

Speaker: Have, have you been liking it so far?

Speaker: Have you had any tried to cuisine?

Speaker: Have you seen any sites?

Speaker: Did you, you arrived nighttime, so you can't really.

Speaker: Yeah, I didn't get, I didn't land until 7 PM here when we're an hour later than New York.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: and so it was dark out because it's it's technically winter here which is pretty hilarious oh yeah yeah because when i was in argentina it was like flipped seasons like it's our way yeah we're in the southern hemisphere so i guess actually technically their winter starts tomorrow yeah tomorrow because tomorrow's the first day of summer in new york so tomorrow's the first day of winter here

Speaker: But it's like, I mean, the weather's nice.

Speaker: It's like 65 degrees outside, so you just put a sweater on.

Speaker: My next question was, did you fuck up and forget about that?

Speaker: I'm like, only bring shorts or whatever, and then it's going to be 40 degrees, and you're like, oh, fuck.

Speaker: No, I mostly brought it.

Speaker: No, I checked the weather before I came here.

Speaker: Because people will do that when they go to San Francisco.

Speaker: That's one of those cities that's super deceiving.

Speaker: It's just like, oh, yeah, it's like summer, and it can get really fucking cold because you're right on the water or whatever.

Speaker: It's super deceiving.

Speaker: Yeah, I think I've never been, but I'm pretty sure it's like 65 degrees every day there.

Speaker: And sometimes, yeah, it's colder.

Speaker: But no, I mean, I haven't had a chance.

Speaker: I landed at 7 and then I got through customs and I probably got to my Airbnb around 830.

Speaker: And then I did go out and got food.

Speaker: And I was literally the last person in the restaurant because they were cleaning up.

Speaker: But it was good.

Speaker: I had these things called.

Speaker: Called what?

Speaker: Genos, I think was the name of it.

Speaker: I just think it's called the McChicken.

Speaker: Have you ever heard of that?

Speaker: The McPollo, remember?

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: A toqueño.

Speaker: No, wait.

Speaker: Troqueño.

Speaker: No, no, no, no.

Speaker: Tequeño.

Speaker: T-E-Q-U-E.

Speaker: Is he like playing words with pequeño, which is small?

Speaker: Tequeño.

Speaker: I'm going to look that up right now.

Speaker: It's like a mozzarella stick.

Speaker: Oh, they're like croquetas, but not really croquetas.

Speaker: It's not really croquetas.

Speaker: It's like a mozzarella stick.

Speaker: They're originally actually from Venezuela.

Speaker: Yeah, the place I read these from.

Speaker: They're fried breaded cheese sticks.

Speaker: So they kind of look like croquetas, which are like Latin Americans, things like that.

Speaker: But croquetas can also be filled with jamón and stuff like that.

Speaker: There's like ham.

Speaker: There's different flavors.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: This is more like both.

Speaker: They all kind of look the same.

Speaker: Whatever.

Speaker: But no, that's interesting.

Speaker: So I like that you're having already.

Speaker: And then I had a Ray press.

Speaker: Is that a beer?

Speaker: Which.

Speaker: No, arepas are, it's like a... Oh, sorry, arepas.

Speaker: I heard, dude, the fucking audio.

Speaker: I mean, it sounds good, but like some, like when you say things, it's like a little bit.

Speaker: Never mind.

Speaker: Anyway.

Speaker: It's cutting in and out.

Speaker: Sort of, but it's okay.

Speaker: It's okay.

Speaker: I think the Wi-Fi, I think the Wi-Fi sucks.

Speaker: My Wi-Fi sucks, but... No, I think it's my Wi-Fi.

Speaker: What are you talking about?

Speaker: I'm just kidding.

Speaker: I'm just kidding.

Speaker: Oh, I keep breathing.

Speaker: We'll have to...

Speaker: We'll have to listen back to it so it's all fucked up.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: We'll just have to re-record it.

Speaker: Anyway.

Speaker: So it's your first time in South America though, just in general, right?

Speaker: I've never been here.

Speaker: I've been to Europe, obviously.

Speaker: But outside of the United States and Europe, I've never been to any other continent.

Speaker: Because it's on the subject of travel.

Speaker: I love talking about travel.

Speaker: There's also a great date.

Speaker: like whether it's a first date thing, you know, Oh, travel, where have you been?

Speaker: And you get to learn from each other like that.

Speaker: So I feel like what happens if the person says they've never been anywhere and then you just look like an asshole.

Speaker: I don't know, man.

Speaker: Well, that's,

Speaker: Then I got a switch topics, you know, but I'm always, I've always, always have shit to talk about, you know?

Speaker: Um, so that's true.

Speaker: You do always have shit to talk about when you go on dates with somebody.

Speaker: Well, I have, I'm supposed to have, I think a date this Friday and Saturday, although I think I got, I thought I got ghosted at first off of hinge.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And then the girl's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Speaker: I forgot to reply to you.

Speaker: Like, here's my number, text me.

Speaker: So I text her and she's like, I could do Friday or Saturday, right?

Speaker: So I'm like, hmm.

Speaker: let's do Saturday.

Speaker: Cause she told me she had set to do on Friday.

Speaker: She goes, it just sounded too complicated.

Speaker: So Saturday.

Speaker: So I booked a, I made a reservation at this place at eight 15.

Speaker: And then I was like, let's do drinks anywhere you want beforehand.

Speaker: Right?

Speaker: So that's Saturday.

Speaker: And then I texted her that yesterday morning, no response.

Speaker: Like just takes forever to respond on the app.

Speaker: And then she takes forever to respond like worse than our friend, John.

Speaker: Like, it's like, maybe I should introduce this girl to John and they could just be like, you know, they're like, they're meant for each other, you know?

Speaker: I feel – They can arrange a date.

Speaker: They can set a date, arrange for a date this week and then actually have the date fucking three years from now because that's when they fucking – When you go on a date with someone, do they ever get any words in at all or do you just talk the whole fucking time?

Speaker: I was going to say something really fucked up but you don't even want to know.

Speaker: We're going to have to cut that.

Speaker: You don't want to know.

Speaker: You really don't want to know.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Fair enough.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: No, I mean, of course, I like to I like to do a lot of listening.

Speaker: You know, I like to listen as much.

Speaker: So, I mean, because a lot of what I hear and listen from, I kind of, you know, formulate questions off of that.

Speaker: So, you know, but we dates can go.

Speaker: I mean, I would say.

Speaker: What was your worst date you ever had?

Speaker: What was the worst date you ever had?

Speaker: I was going to sound like a dick and be like, yeah, I've really, I've had some very successful first dates.

Speaker: Like, I was going to be like, I don't want to.

Speaker: You fucking asshole.

Speaker: No, you know.

Speaker: Look at you, Mr. Big Swinging Dick.

Speaker: Yeah, it was fucking playable here.

Speaker: No, I've had some weird, dude.

Speaker: I've had some bad dates.

Speaker: Like, one of them, and it's the age old, you know, like the classic.

Speaker: Like, listen, I'm not the most handsome guy at all, but like, I would like to say that none of my pictures are like,

Speaker: that up on the app are, you know, they don't reflect what I look like.

Speaker: This girl that I matched with once, her pictures were like blonde, thin and like blonde and thin.

Speaker: And this girl who was like middle Eastern overweight and brunette shows up.

Speaker: And I kind of had a feeling when I saw her go to the restaurant, I was like, oh fuck.

Speaker: And it was in the Upper East Side where we got drinks.

Speaker: And luckily I had a hat with me, so I kind of put it down like this the whole time, you know, because I was embarrassed that somebody would like recognize me or whatever and be like, oh, shit.

Speaker: Like, what's this?

Speaker: You know, so I just got embarrassed.

Speaker: But yeah, it was real weird.

Speaker: But nothing like her pictures.

Speaker: Nothing like her pictures.

Speaker: This other bad date I've had this.

Speaker: It was a second date.

Speaker: The first date was fucking phenomenal.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: it up with her on the date saying hey you don't look anything no because i felt bad i don't want a white person well i mean i mean she was still white but i mean like you could tell she was middle and she's like oh yeah like my parents are like iranian and turkish or whatever it was um but that's that part didn't bother me right and i'm trying to say like i'm anti-muslim jesus i'm what i what uh what i'm trying to say is it bothered me that like she looked

Speaker: Her hair color was totally different.

Speaker: Not that I would have had a preference.

Speaker: She didn't look like her color.

Speaker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I don't have a preference in hair color.

Speaker: But, yeah, so that's one bad day.

Speaker: My other bad day that I've had before is, so the first date was great.

Speaker: We went to this place called, it's kind of a little too touristy, but it's, have you been to this place?

Speaker: I think it's in Midtown West or wherever it is, called Oscar Wilde.

Speaker: No, I haven't been, but I've heard of it.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: It's all this, it's, it's a pretty wild, crazy, I guess, uh, decor and everything inside, but the music was so fucking loud.

Speaker: Like you could barely hear each other, which was kind of annoying.

Speaker: Um, and then location for first date.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I didn't know that music was going to be loud.

Speaker: Like I was just fucking might as well go to like fucking bagatelle or whatever.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Like for a first day, people are like dancing on top of you.

Speaker: Hey, I'm trying to get awarded now.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: That's another one of my jokes that went nowhere.

Speaker: That's where you could use the whole car crash.

Speaker: The drums.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Anyway, so this date, we go to Oscar Wilde.

Speaker: We had a great time there.

Speaker: And it was still kind of early, right?

Speaker: So we do a little walking around.

Speaker: And we go get pizza.

Speaker: And then...

Speaker: I'm a scumbag.

Speaker: So I'll admit this.

Speaker: I've used this line and it's worked twice before, but like, Oh shit, I really have to take a piss or whatever, or pee.

Speaker: And I'm like, and it's too far from the restaurant.

Speaker: They're like, you just want to use my bath.

Speaker: They're like, Oh sure.

Speaker: And I'm like, you know, like, ah, you guys use that.

Speaker: Wait, wait, hold on.

Speaker: You've actually used that.

Speaker: And that has worked for you.

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: I,

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Now I will be the dick here.

Speaker: That's like on a first date on a first date.

Speaker: I did that.

Speaker: I don't know if I came up with it.

Speaker: I just thought of it like we're walking and I slept over at this girl's house.

Speaker: You know, dude, it's one of those things.

Speaker: You know, she's one of those no outside clothes on a bed or whatever.

Speaker: So like I take a pee, I get to her apartment or whatever, and I'm like sitting on a bed.

Speaker: She's like, there's no outside clothes on a bed.

Speaker: I'm like, oh, I guess.

Speaker: And I'm like, oh, I guess this is happening.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: So yeah, you know, we whatever happens, happens.

Speaker: And I just wake up with that fucking chick, whatever.

Speaker: And I go to sleep with her and she has to go to work the next morning.

Speaker: So I like we walk out like this, like

Speaker: kiss on her fucking, you know, stoop, whatever.

Speaker: And I just go by separate way.

Speaker: And then, yeah, I went on a couple more days to her.

Speaker: And then, like, she realized, like, I wasn't really into her.

Speaker: And she got really upset with me.

Speaker: And she, like, screamed at me outside of her apartment, which is fucking nuts.

Speaker: But going back to the date that didn't work well.

Speaker: Who was this chick?

Speaker: I've never heard of this person.

Speaker: Uh...

Speaker: Now I'm sounding like a dick.

Speaker: I'm not going to say her name.

Speaker: I'm not going to say her name.

Speaker: She had a really nice body.

Speaker: She had a really nice body, but her face was, you know, nuts.

Speaker: What's that?

Speaker: Remember the butter face?

Speaker: Have you heard of a butter face?

Speaker: Dude, we cannot release this episode.

Speaker: It's fine.

Speaker: There's a great, what's his name?

Speaker: Anthony, doesn't it go, it joke.

Speaker: He goes like, uh,

Speaker: Everybody's sort of a butter face, right?

Speaker: You know, like a great body, but her face, you know, he goes, um, I want to say to the monkey face, you know, where body looks like a monkey and.

Speaker: Oh no, it goes to my fucked up.

Speaker: She goes, we're, uh,

Speaker: He basically is trying to say like, well, she's really not attractive whatsoever.

Speaker: Dude, fuck.

Speaker: I told the joke really fucked up.

Speaker: It's a funny joke.

Speaker: I totally.

Speaker: Anyway, so the joke that didn't go bad.

Speaker: The joke, sorry, the joke, the date that did not go well.

Speaker: It was so the first thing went really well, you know, we go to Oscar Wilde, you know, and then we're walking around and go get pizza and

Speaker: And I don't think I used a bathroom like I need to take a piss line.

Speaker: I might have been.

Speaker: So she invited me to her apartment or whatever.

Speaker: She's like, oh, do you want a drink or whatever?

Speaker: She's like, yeah.

Speaker: So she goes, I need to go to the bathroom.

Speaker: So I open up a bottle of wine in her kitchen and I pour two drinks out.

Speaker: And we're hanging out there.

Speaker: And then she's like, do you want to check out my rooftop?

Speaker: I'm like, oh, sure.

Speaker: Why not?

Speaker: So I go up to her rooftop, whatever.

Speaker: And I text.

Speaker: You know who I text right away is our friend's cousin,

Speaker: what's his name?

Speaker: Who lives in Canada.

Speaker: We'll just say that.

Speaker: I think.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Cause he had the app where it's just like, you could change the lighting on a building, you know?

Speaker: Oh yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I wanted to tell us go like, Oh, look how cool I am.

Speaker: I can fucking like change the lights on this building.

Speaker: And I did anybody.

Speaker: Cause when they first showed that, that to me, I was like, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And he goes, I don't, I can't do it.

Speaker: Cause I don't have the password.

Speaker: I'm like, fuck whatever.

Speaker: So.

Speaker: I was like, I just told a girl, my phone doesn't work in the app, whatever.

Speaker: So I just made a- You fucking loser.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: You told her you had the app and then you were like, oh, it's not working.

Speaker: Oh my God.

Speaker: And so we go back down to our apartment or whatever.

Speaker: And I think we were watching, was it Nathan for you or some shit?

Speaker: but we're watching on our bed and we both fall asleep, you know, like we're on our bed and I wake up, it's like 4.30 in the morning.

Speaker: I'm like, oh shit.

Speaker: And this is the same morning where,

Speaker: We went out to watch the Masters at your place in Westchester.

Speaker: We went to this driving range out there, right?

Speaker: It was me, you, Fernando, and I think Adrian came out as well.

Speaker: And maybe Johnny came out too, I think.

Speaker: But I had to get on a fucking train at like 8 a.m., whatever.

Speaker: So I was like, fuck, I got to run home, take a shower or whatever, and then go to Grand Central.

Speaker: So it was funny.

Speaker: I remember texting all, like giving you the details about everything that happened that night.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, so that was the first day.

Speaker: So the second night, second day after that, this girl, we go to, remember Tavern 29?

Speaker: We've been there.

Speaker: Yeah, that place is terrible.

Speaker: Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker: I mean, it's fun to go over here.

Speaker: It's fun to go have beers and watch sports.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Well, the thing was I couldn't – I booked this thing.

Speaker: I tried to book a reservation last minute, which you can't do that in New York City.

Speaker: You're fucked because it's just like everything is taken up.

Speaker: I feel like – at least with me.

Speaker: And so I was just like, whatever.

Speaker: Let's just go there.

Speaker: And it was close to our apartment.

Speaker: And I couldn't really think of anything to say that day.

Speaker: I kind of like froze up.

Speaker: I don't know why.

Speaker: But the whole day, not the whole day, not when you were walking her home and trying to get up to her apartment.

Speaker: No, no, no, no.

Speaker: I'm talking about the second date now, the second date.

Speaker: So I already went to her apartment, dude.

Speaker: I already went to her apartment the first night.

Speaker: And that's where we fell asleep on our bed after I went to her rooftop and all that kind of shit.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: The second date, dude, the second date, uh, this was really fucking strange, dude.

Speaker: So we're at Tavern 29 and, uh,

Speaker: She kind of asked me again, like, so what do you like, do you have like work on Monday?

Speaker: Because I think it was like a Saturday.

Speaker: I was like, I do, but it's really slow because I'm like, I'm mostly like applying for jobs now because I want to do something more serious full time.

Speaker: And it got to like, which is a normal, totally valid question, you know, whatever.

Speaker: And it got to a point, like out of nowhere, like her tone just totally changes.

Speaker: And this is so fucking strange, dude.

Speaker: And she basically starts berating me, like why I don't have a full-time job.

Speaker: She's like, well, don't you want a full-time job?

Speaker: Like, don't you want to be serious?

Speaker: Don't you want to make money?

Speaker: I'm like, I thought it was a joke at first.

Speaker: I was like, I mean, yeah.

Speaker: She's like, well, what's wrong, dude?

Speaker: Don't you want to move out of your parents' house?

Speaker: I'm like, no.

Speaker: are you fucking for real?

Speaker: And she goes, you know what?

Speaker: She goes like, you know what?

Speaker: I think I'm going to go now.

Speaker: I'm like, okay.

Speaker: Like it was the fucking strangest thing, dude.

Speaker: No, but, um, so I, I asked him, it was getting really tense.

Speaker: It was getting really tense and I felt really bad.

Speaker: Cause I'm like, I didn't say anything rude or anything like that.

Speaker: If anything, it's like just out of nowhere, like fucking Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hyde here.

Speaker: And so I kind of flagged the waiter down to bring us a check.

Speaker: And I did something really obnoxious here.

Speaker: So, like, after she's berating me, she just goes, like, she's like, let me split this with you.

Speaker: And I kind of tossed her card right back at her a little bit because it's like I just didn't want to.

Speaker: Well, it's like, I mean, after she's fucking, like, berating me, like, what am I going to, like, do?

Speaker: Like, hey, let's split this, whatever.

Speaker: No, I mean, I would never fucking, you know.

Speaker: The only time I really split on dates is after if I'm like seeing a girl for like at least two weeks after, you know, I'm seeing a girl.

Speaker: Like I can't, like I feel bad.

Speaker: Do you agree though?

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Picking up my audio.

Speaker: Is it even picking up my audio?

Speaker: Now it is.

Speaker: Now it is.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Basically, so my always thing was I never split the bill until like, you know, a few dates in.

Speaker: But my number one rule was if they don't offer –

Speaker: to help pay after the first date, there ain't going to be a second one.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Like, if they don't even, like, they don't have to say, like, oh, let's quit it.

Speaker: Like, but if they just, like, make that reach for their wife.

Speaker: Right, right, right.

Speaker: That's what really bothers me.

Speaker: And I've been on plenty of dates with girls who have done that, dude.

Speaker: That really fucking bothers me.

Speaker: Like, um.

Speaker: Couldn't stand it.

Speaker: Oh, my God.

Speaker: Oh, I have been on, I've taken a couple of girls out who've done that.

Speaker: They just don't even make the, like a fake move, whatever to go for a while.

Speaker: Like, are you sure?

Speaker: Like nothing like that.

Speaker: It's, it really fucking bothers me.

Speaker: It's just like have some class, even if it's third class, have some class, you know, fucking bothers the shit out of me.

Speaker: Um, so anyway, so this Friday and Saturday, so Saturday, I hope it's going to, the girl who, uh,

Speaker: who I'm supposed to originally go, I hope she fucking texts back and we can get this, you know, plan set in motion.

Speaker: And this other girl, uh, who I think is a little, a little hotter.

Speaker: Um, I let her know basically, I'm like, Oh shit.

Speaker: Saturday might not work.

Speaker: Is Friday work for you?

Speaker: And she has a message me back about that.

Speaker: So yeah, dude, maybe she's out of your league, buddy.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I'm still going to say, I'm like, how the fuck am I in their league?

Speaker: Jesus Christ.

Speaker: It's like,

Speaker: Um, so how do you even get on the topic of talking about being in Columbia?

Speaker: I've just realized the way I've been speaking and everything, it sounds so bad.

Speaker: Like, I don't like, uh, cause it just, I feel like I'm not formulating sentences right and all that kind of shit.

Speaker: So you sound fine.

Speaker: I know looking back I'm not going to like this but whatever.

Speaker: I got in late so I haven't seen anything.

Speaker: Apparently there's really beautiful mountains that I can't see right now because it's nighttime.

Speaker: It's pretty cloudy out too.

Speaker: I mean dude so I didn't I'm 8,000 feet high and I was at the airport and you know on Uber how airport you know if an airport has two levels for the departures and the arrivals right?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So

Speaker: I called the Uber and I was on the lower level and it says, oh, they're picking you up on the upper level.

Speaker: And so I grabbed my bag and I sprint up the stairs because I don't want the Uber to drive in a circle and also my Spanish sucks.

Speaker: So if he calls me up and says, hey, where are you?

Speaker: I'm not going to be able to respond very well.

Speaker: And so I sprinted up the stairs with my suitcase and I – dude, 8,000 feet.

Speaker: I was out of breath.

Speaker: I was literally wheezing.

Speaker: It was crazy.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Yeah, it's so hard to breathe.

Speaker: But yeah, I mean, we're saying, you know, I've got this nice Airbnb and, you know, Norte.

Speaker: What the fuck is the name of this neighborhood?

Speaker: Hold on, I'll tell you.

Speaker: But yeah, it's a nice neighborhood.

Speaker: There's a bunch of Chico Norte.

Speaker: Chico Norte.

Speaker: Which is supposed to be a good neighborhood here.

Speaker: And I walked around at night.

Speaker: It was fine.

Speaker: So yeah, it's pretty excited to be here.

Speaker: But I'm excited for tomorrow so that I can actually go do stuff.

Speaker: I'm excited to get really good coffee.

Speaker: Oh, the coffee.

Speaker: Just like it's because that's like authentic shit.

Speaker: Like it's like it's the ingredients and everything.

Speaker: It's just like it's, you know, one thing is when you get Colombian coffee in America, whether it's a Starbucks, I mean, it's probably been processed and it's been through so many different, you know, little things.

Speaker: But it's like you're getting it right from the fucking source, you know.

Speaker: So I think we're going to do a coffee tour.

Speaker: tour of a coffee plantation plantation is that what it's called um on the weekend um so yeah i'm pretty excited for that but yeah i've never been here so i'm super super excited um yeah i was just thinking like in general like travel so i have been to um south america in the eighth grade we did a class trip to uh ecuador and that was really really cool i mean we got to see like kind of the more urban side and the more like um

Speaker: rustic.

Speaker: I mean, it's all very rustic.

Speaker: So we went to Otavalo, which is basically, it's other than the Guatemala one, it's the second biggest Indian indigenous market in the fucking Latin world.

Speaker: Oh, that's really cool.

Speaker: Yeah, so it's like people are selling anything from like dogs to fucking like, you know, spices and shit.

Speaker: It's like stepping in a time machine, you know?

Speaker: Quechua, that's what they are.

Speaker: That's the indigenous people, Quechua.

Speaker: and um we also did this whole thing we climbed this uh this well we like circumnavigated this mountain which is pretty awesome and we spent like uh two or three days in the rainforest um which was sick that was that is awesome yeah um we did not go to the galapagos we couldn't do it that year when my brother was in the eighth grade they did it um i guess like

Speaker: some budget shit, I don't know.

Speaker: But it just wasn't an option for my eighth grade class.

Speaker: And then of course I went to Buenos Aires last, I feel like two, three years ago.

Speaker: And that was fucking awesome.

Speaker: You went to Buenos Aires before the pandemic.

Speaker: That's right, dude.

Speaker: That's the whole pandemic.

Speaker: It just makes everything out of context as far as trying to figure out.

Speaker: Was it five years ago?

Speaker: Was it two years ago?

Speaker: I do.

Speaker: I say everything Korean post-COVID.

Speaker: That's the way I should probably do it.

Speaker: But yeah, that was really cool.

Speaker: And then, of course, Cuba.

Speaker: That was really cool because that's where my dad's from.

Speaker: And just seeing all the different styles and influences, whether it was like...

Speaker: uh afro-caribbean culture the uh spanish culture even american culture like the old buccardi building is art deco which is the same uh architectural design as like the empire state building in new york city um and like seeing like the pink houses of the green houses and like all the coral and like um

Speaker: I like the Polidars, which are now, it's really interesting.

Speaker: Cuba's allowing people to have family, like their own businesses, like that they run themselves, not that the government doesn't.

Speaker: I'm sure the government still gets part of it.

Speaker: But have you ever seen the same Coden O'Brien when he went to Cuba?

Speaker: Yeah, I have seen that actually.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: So we went to that same restaurant that he went to.

Speaker: Oh, really?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: I feel like we've had it that same exact table, but it's because you walk in, you feel like you're walking into some gilded, you know,

Speaker: townhouse mansion on the Upper East Side, whatever.

Speaker: There's like these huge marble like staircases or whatever.

Speaker: And it's like grand interesting, but like it's a lot of it's all ruins of like an old what it used to be, you know, prior to the revolution.

Speaker: And all the cars there too are all from like the 50s, right?

Speaker: I mean, it's very important to note basically like Cuba was almost entirely self-reliant on the Soviet Union.

Speaker: So when the Soviet Union collapsed in 1990, Cuba's economy effectively ceased to exist.

Speaker: So it sent Cuba into basically a stone age more so than it was earlier, you know, before the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Speaker: So did they not do any sort of manufacturing of products?

Speaker: They did.

Speaker: I mean, tobacco is a huge thing.

Speaker: I know tobacco.

Speaker: But I mean, like, do they build cars?

Speaker: Like, do they have a company that builds cars?

Speaker: I don't think they do.

Speaker: Like, they have some old, like, old Chevys and stuff like that.

Speaker: They have, like, I saw some old Soviet cars, too, which are pretty wild.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: But another really cool part about Cuba that we saw was we went to Vinales, which is a really rural, rustic countryside.

Speaker: I mean, I've never seen poverty like that.

Speaker: I mean, this was like...

Speaker: the jungle shit like that.

Speaker: And you see like these old, like all the tobacco huts or whatever.

Speaker: Like, this is like the most authentic shit you've ever seen.

Speaker: Like pigs, full-size pigs, like on the, the metal pipe thing that they're spinning around over a fire.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: They're like, they're roasting pigs.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: But like real, real like jungle and mountain mountain, this area everywhere around you, like we have to go on all these dirt roads and this fucking van, but you just see people like in tin sheds, like the way people live.

Speaker: I mean, but,

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That's communism for you.

Speaker: Yeah, absolutely, man.

Speaker: That's fucking people don't understand.

Speaker: Oh, my God.

Speaker: Socialism is so good.

Speaker: No, it just fucks.

Speaker: It fucks the people over so bad.

Speaker: I mean, look what's happening in Venezuela.

Speaker: Even tabloids, which are more left-leaning, like the New York Times have had on their front covers, you know, at one point or another.

Speaker: You know, the government of Venezuela has used hunger as a weapon against its own people.

Speaker: Like, if you don't vote for the dictator there, like, they just won't feed you.

Speaker: They'll cut off the food.

Speaker: which is really fucked up.

Speaker: That's crazy.

Speaker: Yeah, they've done that a couple times.

Speaker: In Cuba, all the food is passed out by the government too.

Speaker: Yeah, there's no elections there, or even if there are, it's all bullshit.

Speaker: It's like, oh, we're going to go to one person.

Speaker: There's no... I suppose so many people try to flee.

Speaker: I mean, I can just go on and on and on and talk about Cuba, but I want to talk about other places I've traveled to.

Speaker: Europe extensively.

Speaker: I've really liked... Because I used to go to Spain every summer.

Speaker: My parents would send my brothers and I to sleepwear camp.

Speaker: um the first year they did it i was seven i was way too young my older brother was nine and it was fucking it was bad experience but we went to toledo which is uh pretty cool because you get to see like all the old castles and stuff like that and then uh they waited a couple years they realized we were too young when they sent us and we went to the south how long did you i went for a week when i was seven but like

Speaker: When I was older, like 13, 14, whatever, I'd go for like two weeks or something like that, two to three weeks.

Speaker: I think that's three weeks, yeah.

Speaker: But we'd go to the south of Spain.

Speaker: And it's really interesting because you fly into Malaga, and a lot of the Brits would go to Spain for their vacation too.

Speaker: And it was where we would go like...

Speaker: just part of the camp like there was a lot of british people there too and it was an international camp so there was like a couple kids from italy that were sent there there was a two people a couple people from france um it's one like a saudi he was weird kid or whatever um but it was it was fun you know we did all sorts of things you know like uh

Speaker: We did water sports.

Speaker: We'd go on catamarans.

Speaker: And you could basically see Africa from your room because it was right next to Straight to Gibraltar.

Speaker: So at night, think about if you're on – you know where Morgan and Joe's apartment is?

Speaker: You're in a city.

Speaker: They're old apartment.

Speaker: They're old apartment city.

Speaker: And you could see it right across to like – to Roosevelt Island.

Speaker: To Brooklyn.

Speaker: To Roosevelt Island, whatever that body was.

Speaker: That's what it felt like.

Speaker: except the body of water was bigger.

Speaker: Like you could see Africa.

Speaker: Is Spain that close to Africa?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: There's like 30-minute shuttles that go back and forth on the water, I think.

Speaker: Yeah, you can go directly to Morocco.

Speaker: Monocroco, that's what, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah, when I was studying abroad in Sevilla, we did, so you'll love this.

Speaker: This is a great story, even though I didn't even partake in it.

Speaker: So the program that we were with, they set up,

Speaker: a bunch of different field trips that were prepaid for.

Speaker: So you just paid through your, you know, the tuition that whatever you paid to the college or to the program.

Speaker: And so they did a few through Spain.

Speaker: So they did Malaga.

Speaker: We did.

Speaker: We did one for Lisbon, Portugal.

Speaker: And we did to Cadiz as well.

Speaker: No, no, no, no, not Cadiz.

Speaker: Cordoba.

Speaker: Anyways, they also did one to Morocco, but the Morocco one was an additional charge for 500 bucks.

Speaker: And our buddy and I, who I was staying with at the time, he and I were trying to decide if we wanted to go to Morocco.

Speaker: And we had a few friends that did the same program in Sevilla and they had gone to Morocco.

Speaker: And they said that everyone on the trip always gets really, really sick.

Speaker: Like from the water.

Speaker: Yeah, from the water.

Speaker: You can't drink the water there.

Speaker: It's like worse than water in Mexico.

Speaker: Damn, dude.

Speaker: Yeah, it gets you really crazy sick.

Speaker: And you can just get sick from showering in it, from eating the food that's cooked in it.

Speaker: Like, apparently it's really, really bad.

Speaker: And me being me, already having a terrible stomach, and our friend who I was with also had a terrible stomach, we both kind of looked at each other and were like, we really – because you have to go – you have to do a bus ride.

Speaker: Spain, which I think is a two-hour long bus ride, then you need to take that ferry over to Morocco, which I think is, to your point, like 30 to 40 minutes.

Speaker: And then I think you drive more in Morocco.

Speaker: So it's a pretty long trip, right?

Speaker: And it's in the heat.

Speaker: It's hot as shit out.

Speaker: And we just both look to each other and we go, we probably shouldn't go on this trip.

Speaker: Lo and behold, we don't go, but our friends get back, dude.

Speaker: One of the kids got so sick they had to go to the hospital for like three days.

Speaker: Jesus Christ.

Speaker: Because he was having such bad diarrhea and throwing up so much from the water that he was losing all his – like he couldn't keep his nutrients.

Speaker: It was crazy.

Speaker: It was crazy.

Speaker: Speaking about – sorry.

Speaker: I was going to say like as far as – this is another story.

Speaker: I did not partake in, but like I studied abroad shit that went bad.

Speaker: So you've heard of the running of the bulls, right?

Speaker: Yeah, of course.

Speaker: So my cousin from Georgia, I met this, I met his, one of his old roommates at a time.

Speaker: This is kid who went to Ole Miss and he decided to do the running of the bulls.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And he ended up getting gorged.

Speaker: Like, I don't know if it was in the ass or whatever.

Speaker: I think it wasn't.

Speaker: He asked and you can, his kid's name was Ben Milley.

Speaker: You can Google it, whatever.

Speaker: It's a really famous thing.

Speaker: It not only made,

Speaker: international news in Spain and everything, like there was like a Daily Mail, like UK, it was online there and those British tabloids, it was in American news or whatever.

Speaker: So international news this kid made.

Speaker: Forgetting for it.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah, this is, I met this kid, dude.

Speaker: He's like totally normal, I guess, when I met him, but like,

Speaker: he had to like stay in the hospital.

Speaker: I don't know for how long in Spain, but basically he ended up suing the school and he, and he like got money out of it.

Speaker: And now because of him, like on the university of Mississippi, it's like travel study abroad thing is they have a specific warning that you are not allowed to do running of the bulls because of the lawsuit that basically happened.

Speaker: It's like, how the hell could he have possibly won?

Speaker: I'm looking at one right now where he's,

Speaker: getting gouged by the thing and his face does not look very happy.

Speaker: How the flying fuck could he have possibly won that court case?

Speaker: I don't know, man.

Speaker: How could that be their fault?

Speaker: Maybe that school didn't protect him.

Speaker: The school didn't say, yeah, you shouldn't do this or whatever.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: That's some Mississippi shit, dude.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I can't believe.

Speaker: I cannot believe that he won that lawsuit.

Speaker: So we had actually something like that.

Speaker: So in Sevilla, you've been to Sevilla, right?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: So I went, I've been to Madrid.

Speaker: I mean, my family actually comes from Gijón, which is in Northern Spain.

Speaker: It's like, uh, I think it's about two hours, uh,

Speaker: west of Bilbao.

Speaker: So it's in the Basque region.

Speaker: What's interesting though, Junquera, my last name, there is a place in, uh, Catalonia, which is basically like where Barcelona is called La Junquera, J O N Q E R A. And it was actually made the front cover of the New York times, maybe 10, 15 years ago for rampant prostitution, like, and like sex.

Speaker: So your family history of prostitutes.

Speaker: but that's it maybe, you know, it's very, but anyway, yeah.

Speaker: So in Seville, we had in Seville, obviously there's a river that runs right through the middle of the city.

Speaker: And so there's a bunch of bridges that connect the two sides of the city and they're not very high bridges.

Speaker: I would say maybe like 45 feet,

Speaker: And every year without fail, a study abroad student jumps in and dies every year.

Speaker: What?

Speaker: Like a university of Denver kid dies every year?

Speaker: No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker: Not a university of Denver kid.

Speaker: But every year there's people that jump in.

Speaker: Maybe not every year someone dies.

Speaker: Why have I not heard of this?

Speaker: But regardless of what school it is, like every year a kid dies.

Speaker: What the fuck?

Speaker: maybe maybe i'm mispeaking it's not every year that a kid dies but every year kids jump in and every once in a while someone died dude that's up the one that happened the year before i think someone died the year before we were there and he jumped in and it's a super dirty river it's super polluted there's something like what a disease there was like a piece of rubber

Speaker: at the bottom that he got entangled in and he, and he just never came up.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: He drowned.

Speaker: And then they, you know, river.

Speaker: I have no idea.

Speaker: Well, we're going to get to, we're going to get to water stuff in a, in a bit.

Speaker: I just want to finish quickly about a couple of travel things and a couple of things that we'll get to the main, uh, subject of what's going on.

Speaker: But, um, other places I've traveled, uh,

Speaker: Let's see.

Speaker: France was pretty... I mean, I did Paris, Versailles, whatever.

Speaker: I don't think I went to the south of France.

Speaker: I think my little brother did that with my mom.

Speaker: Let's see.

Speaker: Italy.

Speaker: Venice was pretty cool.

Speaker: I'm dying to go to Milan because I have several friends from the Milan area.

Speaker: You've never been to Milan?

Speaker: Never.

Speaker: Rome I did not care for.

Speaker: Rome was disgusting.

Speaker: Rome was dirty as shit.

Speaker: Too many rats?

Speaker: Yeah, dude.

Speaker: It was gross.

Speaker: It was garbage all over the fucking place.

Speaker: Vatican City, that's cool.

Speaker: Germany, I love to go to Germany.

Speaker: The only place I've ever been in Italy was Milan.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Which is such a weird place to go.

Speaker: Did you like it?

Speaker: I loved it, yeah.

Speaker: Yeah?

Speaker: I wish I went – I wish I did go to Rome.

Speaker: I'd love to see the Colosseum and whatnot.

Speaker: But I also hear everyone who goes there is like, yeah, it's fucking disgusting.

Speaker: Like you need one or two days there and then you leave.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: But I think like –

Speaker: I'd say Venice or Florence are probably better.

Speaker: Florence, I'd love to go to Florence.

Speaker: We have a friend who studied abroad there.

Speaker: I'll go fuck myself.

Speaker: Sorry.

Speaker: I feel like Florence or Venice is probably a better place to visit on vacation as opposed to Milan.

Speaker: Even though Milan's amazing, I feel like Florence and Venice are probably a little bit more cultural.

Speaker: But...

Speaker: I liked Milan a lot.

Speaker: Um, what else was I going to say?

Speaker: Stockholm was a really cool city.

Speaker: I don't remember much of it.

Speaker: I just remember it being really, really cool.

Speaker: Like that's a, I could definitely go back there.

Speaker: Um, uh, in Spain, I mean, Madrid, uh, Toledo, I have the ass is like a shithole.

Speaker: That's where the camp was.

Speaker: It's like close to La Lina, which is a fucking dump.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: You know what I absolutely hated?

Speaker: What's one?

Speaker: Amsterdam.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: Dude, I fucking hate.

Speaker: I feel like it's totally overrated.

Speaker: I think what for me was like our whole trip got so fucked up.

Speaker: So our buddy and I, we got to Sevilla airport.

Speaker: We ended up, our flight got delayed and we ended up sitting in the airport for like 12 hours before we can finally take off.

Speaker: We ended up,

Speaker: It was already a short trip.

Speaker: I think we were only supposed to be there for 48 hours exactly, which then got shortened to like 36 hours.

Speaker: And we got there.

Speaker: It was pouring rain.

Speaker: It was the middle of the night.

Speaker: Our friend who was staying in Madrid was supposed to book an Airbnb for us, and he just never fucking did it.

Speaker: And so he ended up booking this horrid hostel.

Speaker: Like, dude, I'm not – I don't think our friend – you know which friend I'm talking about.

Speaker: He didn't speak to hold it.

Speaker: He literally had his eyes open the entire time.

Speaker: This hostel, it was a room of like 50 people.

Speaker: It was horrible.

Speaker: It was the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.

Speaker: And it was right next to the red light district too.

Speaker: So it was a shitty area.

Speaker: Oh my God.

Speaker: The whole experience was miserable.

Speaker: It was such a horrible experience.

Speaker: The only thing about it that I absolutely loved was the Van Gogh museum.

Speaker: The Van Gogh museum was incredible.

Speaker: The Heineken factory is a waste of time and a waste of money.

Speaker: Fuck that place.

Speaker: You feel like you're in an... Sounds like a fucking Yelper movie out here.

Speaker: I love it.

Speaker: Dude, it was horrible.

Speaker: I hated the Heineken museum.

Speaker: It's literally like a...

Speaker: It's just like a marketing ploy the whole time.

Speaker: They're just screaming Heineken in your face, Heineken in your face, flashing lights at you, doing super loud music.

Speaker: It was awful.

Speaker: Sounds like a Baz Luhrmann movie.

Speaker: Dude, seriously.

Speaker: Honestly, that's kind of what it reminded me of.

Speaker: It was so bad.

Speaker: And then we were out.

Speaker: And then the next morning, then we left.

Speaker: It was horrible.

Speaker: It was seriously one of the worst trips I've ever been on.

Speaker: So I don't know if I have to give Amsterdam a second try and do it.

Speaker: Because it is a really beautiful city, right?

Speaker: Like with the canals and the architecture.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And if you go to the right places, apparently it's amazing.

Speaker: But I don't know.

Speaker: I just – I had a very bad experience there.

Speaker: I really want to go back to London and I really want to do Scotland.

Speaker: Like I really want to do – Well, we got to do a golf trip to Scotland next year.

Speaker: Regardless of golf or not, I still want to go really badly to this place.

Speaker: I feel like what I want to do is I want to go for –

Speaker: like a week and a half.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Probably do everything.

Speaker: Probably play like four rounds of golf.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And then the rest of the time, you know, explore the country.

Speaker: Oh, absolutely.

Speaker: Driving the countryside there is probably surreal.

Speaker: Oh, my God.

Speaker: Absolutely, dude.

Speaker: Absolutely.

Speaker: Let's see.

Speaker: Did I cover all the places?

Speaker: Moscow and St.

Speaker: Petersburg, dude.

Speaker: I'll just say the palaces there make Versailles look like a fucking Econa Lodge.

Speaker: Okay.

Speaker: Really?

Speaker: I've never blown away, dude.

Speaker: When did they build them?

Speaker: Like in the 1700s or whatever, dude.

Speaker: Like fucking nuts, dude.

Speaker: I mean, the czars, dude.

Speaker: You know what's interesting?

Speaker: Or I don't know if it's... All right, Caesar.

Speaker: Do you realize there's three different ways to spell Caesar?

Speaker: There's C-E-S-A-R, there's C-Z-A-R, and then there's T-S-A-R.

Speaker: Did you know that?

Speaker: It's pretty fucking nuts, right?

Speaker: I didn't know that, but there you go.

Speaker: Dude, and we did – and I saw this documentary on Rasputin, and they showed the exact thing, like the place in – I don't know if it was in Moscow or St.

Speaker: Petersburg.

Speaker: I forget where.

Speaker: Where he was finally assassinated, and they took us down to this fucking like dungeon room or whatever, and they have like these wax figures or whatever, and basically like they tried poisoning him twice.

Speaker: And then they shot him two different times, and he still was alive or whatever.

Speaker: It's fucking nuts, dude.

Speaker: That's really cool.

Speaker: Yeah, it's fucking nuts, dude.

Speaker: For anybody who hasn't seen it, I highly recommend it.

Speaker: I think it's on Netflix.

Speaker: If not on Netflix, it's on Hulu.

Speaker: It's called The Last Sars.

Speaker: It's a docudrama series.

Speaker: Highly, highly, highly recommend it.

Speaker: I don't know if I highly recommend it as much as the Mayday Air Disaster thing show I was telling you guys about last episode.

Speaker: But remember that?

Speaker: That plane?

Speaker: You know what?

Speaker: Stuff on Nat Geo.

Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker: We're going to have fucking Rex here, baby.

Speaker: You know what's a really, really good documentary that you would love and you'd probably get obsessed with?

Speaker: Let me see it.

Speaker: I think I know what you're going to say.

Speaker: No, you have no idea what I'm going to say.

Speaker: D.B.

Speaker: Cooper.

Speaker: No, but that's a good guy.

Speaker: Yeah, because I've seen all those.

Speaker: There's a really good one and it's the name of it.

Speaker: I'm so bad.

Speaker: My memory, dude, I think I have Alzheimer's.

Speaker: I can never, I can never remember a goddamn thing.

Speaker: But it's about this guy.

Speaker: It's a true story.

Speaker: And it's about this guy who he's a, you know, like, have you heard of these deep, deep sea divers?

Speaker: Sure.

Speaker: Who, who they live on a rig for like four months.

Speaker: They get paid $250,000 a year.

Speaker: Is it like oil or whatever?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: They go to like the depths of the ocean.

Speaker: That shit's so fucking dangerous.

Speaker: That's so dangerous.

Speaker: It's so crazy.

Speaker: They go to the depths of the ocean to fix like pipes and shit that are super, super deep, right?

Speaker: And it's obviously an insanely dangerous job.

Speaker: That's why they get paid so much money.

Speaker: But when they go – so how it works is really actually fascinating.

Speaker: So on the boat that they're on,

Speaker: There's a chamber where they get acclimated to really, really low or high pressure, right?

Speaker: Because when you go deep in the water, the pressure rises.

Speaker: And so what they have to do is they have to live in high pressure.

Speaker: The deeper you go, the deeper you go, the pressure, higher the pressure.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So, so what they do is they live in this tank in the boat that's super pressurized and they do it over a span of a few days so that they get acclimated to it.

Speaker: And then what they do is they have this thing called the bridge, which is where they actually go underwater and to the actual depth.

Speaker: So like, let's say they're at a, they're going a thousand feet deep or 2000 feet deep.

Speaker: they live in a tank for like four weeks at a time where they're just in, they live in this tank that's set to a thousand feet deep.

Speaker: And then they go underneath and they do all these jobs.

Speaker: You can't see shit cause it's pitch black down there and they have, you know, lights on that they can see stuff.

Speaker: But if anything goes wrong, the only thing they have is I think they call it an umbilical cord because it's feeding them oxygen.

Speaker: and also hot water because the suits have hot water in them because if not, they would freeze to death down there because it's so cold.

Speaker: But anyway, so the whole documentary is about this guy

Speaker: And he basically gets unconnected from his umbilical cord.

Speaker: No.

Speaker: He's down there.

Speaker: You got to watch it.

Speaker: It's the craziest story ever.

Speaker: It's so insane.

Speaker: It's so insane.

Speaker: It's terrifying.

Speaker: You're literally watching the documentary and you're having like a panic attack.

Speaker: Jesus, dude.

Speaker: You send me that documentary and I'll fucking watch it.

Speaker: Hold on.

Speaker: I got to find it.

Speaker: I got to find it.

Speaker: I just think the ocean in general because it's like.

Speaker: I think I already know if I told you this, but my biggest phobia, I think, is in a super specific.

Speaker: But if you think about it, it makes sense.

Speaker: It's not being able to see where my feet don't touch.

Speaker: You know what I mean?

Speaker: No, I know.

Speaker: I know what you mean.

Speaker: And I just got you when you don't really know what to get.

Speaker: Exactly.

Speaker: And that's why that's I just hate the ocean.

Speaker: Like I can't see under my weight.

Speaker: It's like, nope.

Speaker: It's like I'm step on sling.

Speaker: It's just I hate that.

Speaker: I hate that.

Speaker: I hate that.

Speaker: I hate that.

Speaker: Not to mention all the shacks.

Speaker: Um, what was I going to say?

Speaker: Dude, not to freak you out, but speaking about traveling, dude, have you been hearing like last year, like there was a couple of cases where there's people, it was in the Bahamas.

Speaker: I think it was at a Sandals resort or whatever.

Speaker: Um, like four couples died of fucking, uh, CO2 poisoning in their rooms, dude.

Speaker: Most recently at this fucking very high end, uh,

Speaker: What do you call it?

Speaker: Airbnb place, I think, or this resort that's owned by the Hyatt in Mexico.

Speaker: It happened again.

Speaker: This American couple, dude, fucking they were they felt really sick.

Speaker: They go to the hospital and the hospital sends them back to the hotel and they fucking die.

Speaker: And it's sealed.

Speaker: This has happened like a lot.

Speaker: This happened in the States.

Speaker: It's happened in Mexico.

Speaker: It's happened, like, for people who are not aware of this, like, look up CO2, like, poisoning deaths.

Speaker: Like, this was all over the news earlier this week before the big... From the air in their hotel room?

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: They're, like, a filtration AC system or whatever, like, a faulty, you know.

Speaker: It's terrifying.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: It's happened a lot.

Speaker: And it doesn't matter if it's a cheap hotel or a super nice, like ultra luxury place.

Speaker: It can happen anywhere.

Speaker: And it's happened a lot.

Speaker: Bro, this documentary, it's called Last Breath.

Speaker: Last Breath.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: I'll remember that.

Speaker: It's on Netflix.

Speaker: It's so scary.

Speaker: It's so good.

Speaker: It's so scary.

Speaker: Well, I think that is kind of a perfect.

Speaker: Oh, can I just mention one random, random, random thing?

Speaker: Totally random.

Speaker: Yes.

Speaker: It's going to ruin the segment thing, the segue.

Speaker: But US Open Golf, remember?

Speaker: What did you think about it real fast?

Speaker: Oh, the golf.

Speaker: I was really bummed that Ricky didn't win.

Speaker: I was really bummed that Rory didn't win.

Speaker: Obviously, this guy, Wyndham Clark, totally deserved it.

Speaker: I mean, his short game in his last round was just sick.

Speaker: I mean, he had a couple – he had a couple – where he did really put himself in a bad situation.

Speaker: And he had a phenomenal chip.

Speaker: or a phenomenal putt, and he just got himself out of it, and either got a bogey, or he got a bar, and then he just recovered well.

Speaker: And so he went out there, and he fucking won it.

Speaker: I mean, I give the guy credit.

Speaker: I mean, the course...

Speaker: You know, a lot of people are arguing like, oh, it wasn't hard enough.

Speaker: Or it was too hard.

Speaker: Like, what's his name?

Speaker: Brooks was saying it was too hard.

Speaker: But, I mean, that's because you weren't fucking playing well.

Speaker: He was being a fucking bitch about it.

Speaker: No, Brooks said the opposite.

Speaker: He says he wasn't a fan of the course.

Speaker: I mean, if it was playing too easy, I feel like he would have done better, right?

Speaker: No, you didn't read his quote.

Speaker: You didn't read his quote.

Speaker: He said he's not a fan of the course, but he didn't say it was too hard.

Speaker: He was basically implying it was too easy.

Speaker: It was the dumbest fucking – It was too easy.

Speaker: Why did he play so fucking bad?

Speaker: That's what I – his explanation made no sense.

Speaker: Basically what he said was like he basically was like, I like it when U.S. Opens are – the winning score is like four under or three under because I'm not the kind of guy who can go really, really low.

Speaker: But when things are really, really hard, I can grind out farms and I can grind out a birdie here and then.

Speaker: So basically what he was saying was the horse isn't hard enough and that's why I'm not winning, which is just the fucking weirdest thing ever.

Speaker: Well, it's interesting.

Speaker: This year's US Open was also the lowest scoring average at 71.8.

Speaker: Lowest or highest?

Speaker: Lowest.

Speaker: So it was the lowest scoring US Open in history?

Speaker: I believe so.

Speaker: So it was technically the easiest.

Speaker: I guess so.

Speaker: I guess so.

Speaker: I don't know if it's the lowest or highest, but yeah, that would make, that would imply it's the easier, of course, if it's the lowest score.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: If it averaged the lowest score, it was the easiest.

Speaker: Another cool thing is you mentioned, hold on, you mentioned Rory, right?

Speaker: And everything.

Speaker: So Rory McIlroy's first win when he was at his first tour win was the Wells Fargo.

Speaker: He was 18 years old when he did that.

Speaker: His first major was a U S open.

Speaker: The guy who won the U S open is here.

Speaker: It was his first major, right?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: When them Clark, do you want to know what his first tour one win was the Wells Fargo?

Speaker: That's pretty cool.

Speaker: That's such a weird, that's such a bizarre coincidence.

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: Yeah, but I would have liked, I think just Rory given everything that's gone around.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Him and Tor and the PIF and all that shit.

Speaker: Like, it would have been nice to see him win.

Speaker: And then obviously Ricky Fowler was the fan favorite.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: But the thing that pissed me off about the Ricky Fowler thing, or what's been pissing me off as I've read about the US Open more, especially on Monday, was, and I knew this was going to happen.

Speaker: was that a lot of people were going to say, oh, Ricky still can't close.

Speaker: He still chokes on Sundays.

Speaker: Because he's coming runner-up to every single major championship there is.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And he's always been the guy who, like, he'll be looking like he's going to win, and then on Sunday he doesn't play well.

Speaker: But for me, I think that's a super unfair assessment this time around because he basically fell off a cliff in 2019, 2020,

Speaker: and he dropped to 170th in the world.

Speaker: And he's clawed his way back to get back in the top 50.

Speaker: And now he's playing really good golf again.

Speaker: And so I think when people are now saying like, oh, Ricky still isn't the guy, you know, he choked on another Sunday.

Speaker: It's like, I think this weekend or that weekend for him, this past weekend was a net positive for him because it shows that he still has it.

Speaker: He still has the ability and he can go out like one day.

Speaker: He's going to get a major one day.

Speaker: Oh, he definitely will.

Speaker: You know, he deserves it.

Speaker: He really does.

Speaker: So anyway, going to the main topic, not sorry that we veered off course.

Speaker: We're doing a little landed server turf here, baby, you know, landed.

Speaker: See, um,

Speaker: So I think the obvious to address what's going on is in the world fucking the submersible that is lost somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean that is looking for the Titanic.

Speaker: Now, can you explain to me?

Speaker: At 7.08 a.m.,

Speaker: tomorrow if they have not found it they will run out of air so the clock is ticking big time so basically what it is it's this seagate or something like that or ocean gate is the name of this company which there was already a bunch of red flags to be going because they said it was not safe it's not registered really um and uh

Speaker: like yeah like there's all these issues with like thing like people are like talking about like experts like yeah like the company isn't fully registered or it's not like if there's some safety flaws in it and they still want in it now if you want to google the people there's five people on board this french guy who's the pilot of the thing there's this uh indian uh but based in england father and son

Speaker: There's that's that's one, two, three.

Speaker: There's this.

Speaker: What do you call it?

Speaker: The CEO of the company, I believe, is on that.

Speaker: That's four.

Speaker: And this other billionaire guy who is a member of the Explorers Club, 70th and Park Avenue.

Speaker: who, what do you call it, as like ties to Prince Edward or whatever.

Speaker: So all these conspiracies are like, there's so much of conspiracy, I guess.

Speaker: But essentially, the thing...

Speaker: It's supposed it's like this.

Speaker: It's a super cramped.

Speaker: Only one person can extend their legs in it.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: And everybody understands there.

Speaker: Apparently there is a little bathroom because my dad and I were talking about the other day.

Speaker: That's like, what happens at like the forget about like somebody has to take a shit or like, what do you piss like?

Speaker: And just the B.O.

Speaker: of everybody at that point, dude, like that.

Speaker: Like I make that.

Speaker: That's like the least of their fucking problems.

Speaker: The B.O.

Speaker: Come on, like.

Speaker: How about like we're going to fucking die, you know?

Speaker: How long were they supposed to be down there?

Speaker: It's like a couple hours.

Speaker: I think it's eight hours in total because they have food I think that lasts like six to eight hours, whatever.

Speaker: Like they brought – there's like sandwiches that they have and everything on there.

Speaker: How long has it been?

Speaker: It was – it got lost.

Speaker: like an hour and it got lost and it lost communication or whatever with the main ship thing that it was deployed from an hour 45 minutes into the journey um

Speaker: Holy shit.

Speaker: And I've seen there's so many different articles that describe the technicalities of it and like the depths of like where, how deep, like where the, like the Titanic is here.

Speaker: Then it's just like you could put like the Empire State Building here and then here and here and here and like, and then you get to the surface, you know?

Speaker: So it like shows like the depth ranges of everything.

Speaker: And there's people who have done it in the past or whatever.

Speaker: Like there's people who have made explanations to the past.

Speaker: Like I heard a couple of summers ago, it was this guy who worked with NASA.

Speaker: Like he was, his company was the one that like did the original.

Speaker: They found the Titanic.

Speaker: Like, so like, and he has a lot of experience and it's like, and there's people who don't do it, but it's like you couldn't, and each ticket, by the way, costs 250 grand a head to go on this thing or whatever.

Speaker: But with,

Speaker: all the safety issues with it, like why the fuck was it even allowed to go underwater in the first, that's what I don't understand.

Speaker: And, uh, that's not my concern.

Speaker: My concern is I got a lot of questions.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: First of all, how they were supposed to be down there for eight hours.

Speaker: I think it's eight hours.

Speaker: They got lost after an hour and a half.

Speaker: What, um, when was this?

Speaker: When did they first go missing?

Speaker: Two, three days ago.

Speaker: Three days ago, tops.

Speaker: I think it was two days ago.

Speaker: No, it's been longer than that, dude.

Speaker: My mom told me about it over the weekend.

Speaker: It's Wednesday.

Speaker: Shit.

Speaker: Wait, when did it go missing?

Speaker: Look it up.

Speaker: Google it.

Speaker: Anyways, let's just say it went missing Sunday.

Speaker: That's four days now.

Speaker: Presumably, they're already dead.

Speaker: water do they have?

Speaker: Can you even hear me?

Speaker: I can hear you.

Speaker: No, you're fine.

Speaker: I can hear you.

Speaker: Here we go.

Speaker: Why wouldn't they just go straight up to the surface?

Speaker: So on June the 18th is when it left.

Speaker: An hour 45 minutes later, the vessel lost contact with the Polar Prince.

Speaker: The Polar Prince is the icebreaker, the main ship that deployed it.

Speaker: So it went out on Sunday.

Speaker: And so it says the little, the little submarine is called a Titan.

Speaker: It says the Titan typically takes around two hours to reach the Titanic wreckage, which is located 4,000 meters beneath the ocean.

Speaker: Uh, meters.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: 4,000 meters.

Speaker: why would anyone ever want to go that deep that's what I'm saying it's like a fucking it's almost like a suicide mission doing this thing I mean there are people who have done this before the people have done it in the past yes but um and to put it into perspective the the the little submersible thing that they're on it's like it's the size of a minivan essentially so all these people are crammed together well when they went missing why wouldn't they just go to the top of the water

Speaker: Because I can't.

Speaker: Apparently, like, the whole thing is controlled by basically, believe it or not, like a video game controller, like a joystick controller.

Speaker: That's how, like, the thing is... Inside the submarine or outside the submarine?

Speaker: Inside the submarine.

Speaker: And it doesn't have any, like, it doesn't have any tracking thing.

Speaker: It doesn't have any, like...

Speaker: So, which is this.

Speaker: How does it not h ave a tracking?

Speaker: It doesn't.

Speaker: Which is fucking, that's what I was, I was flabbergasted when I heard that.

Speaker: There's so many, there's a bunch of.

Speaker: $250,000 a ticket?

Speaker: My fucking iPhone can track me.

Speaker: You can't put a tracker on the submarine.

Speaker: It's insane, dude.

Speaker: It's like, why the fuck would anybody want to do this, dude?

Speaker: This is nuts.

Speaker: And so the whole part, this was just for funsies.

Speaker: Just to go look at the Titanic.

Speaker: People who are like avid, you know, like Titanic and like exploration.

Speaker: Is there any weird stuff about like this company?

Speaker: They have weird stuff.

Speaker: Well, the CEO of the company is like a fucking weird, like a total, he's a fucking loser.

Speaker: He's basically like, he didn't want to, it's revealed like something about like, he didn't want to hire like,

Speaker: experienced pilots is you want it to be more diverse or whatever.

Speaker: It's, it's some weird shit.

Speaker: Like, like that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker: It's like, well, I'm not gonna like, all right, I'm flying a plane, but I don't want to hire somebody who knows how to fly a plane because I want to make it more diverse.

Speaker: But like, I don't care shit what fucking like race or background a person is.

Speaker: If they're experienced or experienced, that should be the main part, the main qualification, you know?

Speaker: Especially when it comes to life or death.

Speaker: That's what I'm saying too.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: But yeah,

Speaker: In this case, I don't think that really matters because apparently the French guy who's the captain knows what he's doing.

Speaker: Apparently not, right?

Speaker: Because it's fucking lost.

Speaker: Well, who knows?

Speaker: I mean, do they know?

Speaker: Is there any sort of evidence of like, hey, they went missing because of this?

Speaker: No.

Speaker: I mean, they're just like, we lost communication.

Speaker: The only thing, like as far as they've tried, they think they've

Speaker: like they might know where it is because they keep hearing like pings or whatever, or like every 30, uh, like three minutes or so every 30 minutes, like they'll hear like ding, ding, but that could be anything in the ocean.

Speaker: That could be a fucking whale making that like a sonar noise.

Speaker: That could be anything, you know?

Speaker: Um,

Speaker: And are they sending other vehicles?

Speaker: Oh, yeah, they've done everything.

Speaker: Yeah, they've done all these things.

Speaker: I mean, they're racing around the clock.

Speaker: I mean, the U.S. and Canada are huge in this.

Speaker: Like, they've tried to send shit from Europe, but it's just like it's because they're racing us the clock here to do it.

Speaker: And they finally got one in the water, you know, because there's not many fucking, what do you call it?

Speaker: There's not many...

Speaker: devices or vehicles that can actually go that deep, you know?

Speaker: And my question is, say if they do find these fucking people, how are they going to bring them back up, you know?

Speaker: It's... I mean, I... So this is like the whole Malaysian thing.

Speaker: This could be fucking lost forever.

Speaker: They may never... They very... As horrible as it sounds, they very well may never find this thing again.

Speaker: I mean, there's so many things, like, I feel like in the next episode, because I can do some more research and just, you know...

Speaker: Because this topic, I mean, this whole thing easily deserves its whole fucking episode for us to talk about.

Speaker: Because there's so many different important technicalities and specifications that we haven't gone over that are in these articles.

Speaker: And especially about the background of the crew, the people on board, and especially about the company itself.

Speaker: But all I know from brief research, from seeing the news and everything, is that there were safety concerns,

Speaker: And people were like, yeah, it's a suicide mission.

Speaker: Why would you ever do that to do this?

Speaker: It's like, yeah, I mean, if you... I mean, you couldn't pay me fucking $20 million to do this.

Speaker: You couldn't pay me any amount of money to do this shit.

Speaker: There's way too many risks.

Speaker: And not the most of the fucking claustrophobia attack I'd have.

Speaker: Are you kidding me?

Speaker: Jesus Christ.

Speaker: How many... How many...

Speaker: Like how many tours have they done of this previously to this one?

Speaker: With this company?

Speaker: I don't think they've done any, to be honest with you.

Speaker: This was their first one?

Speaker: I don't know if – it could very well be their first one.

Speaker: I'd have to research.

Speaker: Get out of town.

Speaker: That would be crazy.

Speaker: The CEO of the company went down on the first one.

Speaker: Stockton Rush is his name.

Speaker: There's so it's the billionaire explorer Hamish Harding.

Speaker: That's a member of the explorers club.

Speaker: I think there's the French diver Pierre Henry can't pronounce his last name.

Speaker: Pakistani businessman Shazana and his son Suman Dawood.

Speaker: So that's one, two, three, four.

Speaker: Harding.

Speaker: Is that what you said?

Speaker: No, Stockton Rush is the CEO.

Speaker: Dude, get this.

Speaker: No, I don't think Stockton is on it.

Speaker: So I don't think the CEO is on it.

Speaker: This is why I need to be more.

Speaker: You want to hear something wild?

Speaker: So in 2009-19, the CEO of the company, Stockton Rush,

Speaker: There hasn't been an injury in the commercial submarine industry in over 35 years.

Speaker: It's obscenely safe because it has all these regulations, but it hasn't innovated or grown either because they have all these regulations.

Speaker: At some point, safety is just sheer waste.

Speaker: If you want to be safe, don't get out of bed.

Speaker: Don't get in the car.

Speaker: Don't do anything at some point.

Speaker: What a fucking idiot.

Speaker: You're going to take some risk, and it really is risk-reward thing.

Speaker: I think I can just as safely do it by breaking the rules.

Speaker: Well, those words are really good.

Speaker: I mean, this guy could go to jail just based on that one fucking quote.

Speaker: Yeah, are you kidding me?

Speaker: Like, he basically was like, ah, I don't want to follow this, dude.

Speaker: Regardless of what happens here, say, like, you know, miraculously, if they do find these people, I mean, there's going to be lawsuits regardless, regardless, dude.

Speaker: But I mean, the thing is, though,

Speaker: The people who signed up for it, like they knew what they were signing up for.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: No, absolutely.

Speaker: Absolutely.

Speaker: That's crazy.

Speaker: Dude, I mean, there's so many.

Speaker: There's, I mean, there's, there's so many different, I mean, there's so much information about this.

Speaker: That's just poured out, you know?

Speaker: But this could be another one of those mysteries, dude.

Speaker: Like, what the fuck?

Speaker: Just like the Malaysia airlines.

Speaker: It's like, what fucking happened?

Speaker: You know, like.

Speaker: That's why, because it's so interesting that we talked about the Malaysia Airlines previous episode, and it just happens out of the fucking blue, you know?

Speaker: So, damn, dude.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Yeah, I just... That's crazy to me.

Speaker: I mean, how... It just went missing?

Speaker: Like, they know where it is.

Speaker: They don't really have an exact location, because they're still looking, obviously, so...

Speaker: When they don't put any tracking devices on it.

Speaker: It doesn't have any tracking devices.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Like, I don't understand.

Speaker: Why not?

Speaker: Doesn't every government submarine have a tracking device on it?

Speaker: I would have thought.

Speaker: I mean, I don't know anything about submarines, really.

Speaker: But, yeah, I mean, I was shocked when they did all these different things.

Speaker: And one concern I didn't understand is, like, there's no way for the people to open it from the inside.

Speaker: Like, what are they going to do?

Speaker: Open it from that, like, inside where they're that deep and swim out?

Speaker: Like, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker: What I don't understand is why can't –

Speaker: Why can't they go to the ocean surface?

Speaker: The submarine is missing.

Speaker: Because there's no way to control it.

Speaker: The way to operate must be broken.

Speaker: Oh, you think that's what happened?

Speaker: You think there was a malfunction?

Speaker: Yeah, that's the only way.

Speaker: I guess that's the only thing that makes sense, right?

Speaker: Why else would it go missing?

Speaker: Wait, so they just send this thing down there with no tracking, no radio, and they're just like, all right, we'll see you guys in eight hours?

Speaker: Or whatever, however long the thing is.

Speaker: I guess so, dude.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I need to know more.

Speaker: I need to know the ins and outs of exactly how these expeditions are supposed to work.

Speaker: I mean, they have a whole website.

Speaker: You can still look at it right now.

Speaker: Yeah, I mean, there's still something.

Speaker: The New York Post has had a bunch of really cool, I mean, with infotainment graphics, like some really interesting stuff.

Speaker: Here you go.

Speaker: Wait, let's read about the – so they were – you said they were on the Titan?

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: The Titan.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: It looks like a little, it's, is a, uh, Cyclops class man submersible design to take five people to depths of 4,000 meters.

Speaker: which is 13,000 feet.

Speaker: That's insane.

Speaker: That's so fucking deep.

Speaker: Dude, that's how high is that?

Speaker: But at that point, dude, at that point, it's just like pitch black.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: Did you realize that?

Speaker: Like you can't, it's not like you can see fishes or things swimming around.

Speaker: It's just pitch black, dude.

Speaker: I mean, you must have to get really close to the boat to see it, I guess.

Speaker: Right, right.

Speaker: Here you go.

Speaker: A combination of groundbreaking engineering and an off-the-shelf technology gives Titan a unique advantage

Speaker: over other deep diving subs.

Speaker: Yeah, it goes missing.

Speaker: The proprietary real-time hull health monitoring system provides an unparalleled safety feature that assesses the integrity of the hull throughout every dive.

Speaker: The use of off-the-shelf components helps the streamline, the construction, and makes it simple to operate and replace parts in the field.

Speaker: Obviously not.

Speaker: Bro, this is crazy.

Speaker: Real-time health monitoring.

Speaker: The most significant innovation

Speaker: the proprietary real-time health monitoring.

Speaker: We already talked about that.

Speaker: It seems like this thing doesn't have any safety measures.

Speaker: It can only go three knots speed.

Speaker: This is nuts.

Speaker: It doesn't seem like it has any safety precautions.

Speaker: No, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker: It's roughly the size of a minivan and it weighs 23,000 pounds.

Speaker: I'm still confused.

Speaker: The pilot steers the submarine using a video game controller.

Speaker: It's called a submersible technically, whatever.

Speaker: It's designed to carry 96 hours of oxygen for the five people who are on board.

Speaker: the titanic like we already said just sits uh more more than two miles below the sea level um the titan typically spends 10 to 11 hours during uh each dive to the titanic wreck so um oh stockton is on board sorry he's a ceo and founder of the company leading the voyage ocean gate um

Speaker: so what is what's the difference between a submersible and a submarine here we go submersible has limited power reserves and it needs a support ship on the surface submersible can't stay underwater for as long as a submarine um so um

Speaker: You know what's actually fucking crazy too?

Speaker: So the stepson of one of the people on board, this is, what's his name, from Barstool Sports, Kevin Clancy, KFC, was talking about it.

Speaker: This fucking asshole, he's a kid, he basically posted on Twitter, him at a Blink-182 concert, he goes like, this is what my family would have wanted or whatever.

Speaker: It's like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?

Speaker: Your family, they're going to die.

Speaker: What are you doing at a concert?

Speaker: And the same fucking kid, dude.

Speaker: Like, it was, like, with an OnlyFans saying, he goes, like, he, like, has, like, some sex questioner.

Speaker: And it goes, but also keep my family, like, in your thoughts and prayers or whatever.

Speaker: Like, it's, like, it's the weirdest shit.

Speaker: You cannot make this shit up, dude.

Speaker: Like, what the fuck?

Speaker: What kind of conduct or behavior is that, dude?

Speaker: While your fucking relatives are going to die on this fucking, like, submarine?

Speaker: Like, that's what you're going out and doing?

Speaker: Like, are you out of your fucking mind, dude?

Speaker: So, yeah.

Speaker: I mean, there's so many.

Speaker: There's a lot more research we can do and talk about in the next episode.

Speaker: But, I mean.

Speaker: Like, what the fuck, dude?

Speaker: Why was this thing ever allowed to go down?

Speaker: I mean, and it's really, I mean, I'm sure they're going to do it.

Speaker: There's going to be a fucking Netflix documentary that's going to come out of this son of a bitch.

Speaker: I'm telling you right now.

Speaker: There's no way.

Speaker: Again, like, I just don't understand how you could possibly...

Speaker: Can you imagine?

Speaker: What do you do?

Speaker: Say you're in that submarine, submersible, right?

Speaker: What do you think they're talking about?

Speaker: If they're still alive, even though technically you have 12 hours of oxygen.

Speaker: Like eight hours.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: Say you have like eight hours or so left technically of oxygen.

Speaker: Even if they are still alive at this point, what do you think they're talking about if they're still alive?

Speaker: I wonder – I mean they're past the point of crying and freaking out like this is it.

Speaker: I mean there has to be – do they have like – do they have sensors?

Speaker: Because it says like – right?

Speaker: You said a submersible and a submarine are not the same partly because a submersible needs a boat above water to essentially –

Speaker: help it, right?

Speaker: Do they not have like sensors on the, like, how do they not know what went wrong?

Speaker: That just makes no sense to me.

Speaker: Like, dude, we send rocket ships into space and we know what's wrong with them.

Speaker: The only way, just like Malaysian Airlines, just like Malaysian Airlines, the only way we're going to know what went wrong is if they find, if they recover the ship and look at the mechanic, like, was there something wrong?

Speaker: Did something break, you know?

Speaker: i mean there's no chance it's like malaysia airlines the only way they're gonna find out what we're wrong is when they find the black box you know junkie look this up look this up when did they find the titanic when was it first discovered um okay like after how many years well i mean it's not 1985 robert ballard

Speaker: I found the Titanic.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: In 1985, it's 400 miles off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada, and it's sunk in 1912.

Speaker: Obviously, and for a lot of those years.

Speaker: They didn't have the technology.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: But let's say they had the technology for the last 20.

Speaker: Mm-hmm.

Speaker: It took them – or 20 years before 19 – OK, whatever.

Speaker: Let's just say whatever.

Speaker: They never really had the technology to find it.

Speaker: But we are now trying to find a submersible that is what?

Speaker: One thousandth the size of the Titanic in the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker: It's never going to happen.

Speaker: It's a fucking pitch black thing.

Speaker: I mean you think – Dude, they're never going to find it.

Speaker: You think flipping through a War's Wall to a book is challenging, dude?

Speaker: This shit is like on a whole other level, baby, bro.

Speaker: Like holy shit.

Speaker: That thing –

Speaker: That thing is gone forever.

Speaker: It's gone forever.

Speaker: They're never finding it.

Speaker: There's no fucking way.

Speaker: There's no way.

Speaker: It's probably because there's currents underwater too.

Speaker: Like that deep underwater, there's currents.

Speaker: Oh, absolutely.

Speaker: And if there was a puncture in the hole.

Speaker: Like impending their search or whatever it is.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: So, I mean, there's so many factors.

Speaker: I mean, these people are.

Speaker: That thing might not even.

Speaker: That thing could end up in Australia.

Speaker: Dude, honestly.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That's crazy, holy shit.

Speaker: I didn't realize.

Speaker: So there's the CEO of a goddamn company, he was an Indian billionaire?

Speaker: Yeah, a billionaire.

Speaker: Wasn't he like the richest person in India or Pakistan?

Speaker: He's Pakistani, no?

Speaker: Pakistani?

Speaker: No, sorry, that was bad.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I don't know.

Speaker: I have to look up more of the info of the people.

Speaker: But once again, the people on board

Speaker: There are British businessman Hamish Harding.

Speaker: Hamish Harding.

Speaker: There's Pakistani billionaire.

Speaker: Yeah, he's a billionaire.

Speaker: And his son.

Speaker: His son.

Speaker: So the Pakistani billionaire and his son, yeah.

Speaker: French diver, Pierre Henry, whatever his last name is.

Speaker: He's the captain, right?

Speaker: Yep, he's the captain.

Speaker: And Stockton.

Speaker: No one's the captain there.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: And Stockton Rush, the CEO and founder of a company leading the voyage.

Speaker: Not anymore.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: That's crazy.

Speaker: Have you ever seen pictures of the Titanic, how scary it looks underwater?

Speaker: All the shit going on.

Speaker: Are those real photos?

Speaker: Oh, absolutely.

Speaker: Yeah, yeah.

Speaker: You think they'll ever get it out of there?

Speaker: It's too big, dude.

Speaker: It's like...

Speaker: In order to pull that out, the weight, I don't know how you would do it.

Speaker: Yeah, I guess that's true.

Speaker: Because you could only get something super small down there anyway to film it.

Speaker: I'm not going to lie, though.

Speaker: That would be really cool to be able to go in one of those things and see it.

Speaker: It just freaks me out.

Speaker: You couldn't pay me any amount of money to do it.

Speaker: What if it was like a 99% you're going to be okay?

Speaker: 99%.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Then maybe I just would have like the claustrophobia and I hate as much as I like, like ocean stuff.

Speaker: I just hate, I just hate the ocean.

Speaker: I will say like, so I like the ocean.

Speaker: But being that deep is so scary.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I don't think I, that would be so, it would be really creepy.

Speaker: It would be really, really creepy.

Speaker: Dude, these guys are gone.

Speaker: There's no way they're finding these fucking people.

Speaker: They're fucking so gone.

Speaker: I mean, I'm just looking at these photos right now on Google, the photos of the Titanic.

Speaker: I mean, you can see like 10 feet at a fucking time.

Speaker: They're never going to find it.

Speaker: Take a Titanic.

Speaker: Did I tell you one of the books I have is from this guy, Jacques Frutille, who was a...

Speaker: Mr. Novelist from the state of Georgia.

Speaker: He wrote these really cool books, but his book I have, it's called The Diamond Masters from 1909.

Speaker: And when a Titanic was sinking, he almost didn't go because it was his birthday like the day before or whatever.

Speaker: And he was super hungover.

Speaker: But

Speaker: No, he didn't drink.

Speaker: He didn't drink because he wanted to get to Titanic on time.

Speaker: He didn't want to be hung over and missed boarding time for the Titanic.

Speaker: So if he got fucked up the night before, he would have survived, if you think about it.

Speaker: So him and his wife, they get on the Titanic.

Speaker: And even if you were a first-class passenger, I think, if you were a man, they wouldn't necessarily let you on because it was women and children.

Speaker: So...

Speaker: There was a spot for him apparently and his wife was screaming like pleading like screaming at the upper lungs crying asking her husband Jack the author to get on board one of the life best to save himself too and he refused.

Speaker: He had to like peel like rip her off of his arm or whatever.

Speaker: That's great.

Speaker: And like a fucking gentleman and he went down with John Jacob Astor and they were both last seen smoking a cigarette as the thing was going down as it going down.

Speaker: Good for them.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: All right, Jinky, I think I got to call it because my buddy is about to get to the Airbnb.

Speaker: Why are you sniffling your nose so much?

Speaker: What was the name of this podcast again?

Speaker: Uh, no, the name of this podcast was beanie babies versus happy meal toys.

Speaker: And, oh, I want to say two quick things.

Speaker: Number one, I really, really apologize for when I was talking about the date stories.

Speaker: I can re-clarify those more in the next episode.

Speaker: I just, I know it didn't sound very clear.

Speaker: Um, that's number one.

Speaker: And number two, um, I just want to say that, uh, I hate Taylor Swift.

Speaker: And I saw this whole thing about her, like she can't go to this restaurant anymore because there's too much paparazzi.

Speaker: It's like boo fucking who bitch.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Like you are one of the biggest celebrities in the world.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Your life, nothing is private about you anymore.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Like you're going to complain that people are taking pictures of you.

Speaker: Like that's her whole fucking like existence is for people to be take pictures of you and the media to be all over you.

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: Good fucking group.

Speaker: Rolex, I'm still waiting on my Sky Dweller, please.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: Oh, quick wrist check.

Speaker: What are you wearing?

Speaker: What are you wearing?

Speaker: What are you wearing?

Speaker: Oh, you'll love this.

Speaker: Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

Speaker: Casio World Time.

Speaker: Dude, I am wearing a Seiko 5 with the Arabic.

Speaker: Oh, I love that watch so much.

Speaker: Remember when I tried to buy it and then it didn't go through?

Speaker: What do you mean it didn't go through?

Speaker: Remember we were out in fucking shitty cell reception probably.

Speaker: Right.

Speaker: Yeah.

Speaker: I tried to place an order of it and then I just, it never did.

Speaker: And then I just never got around to ordering it again.

Speaker: Um, yeah, there's a couple of G socks I want to get though.

Speaker: But anyway, all right, man, I want to get a Cassio Cassio.

Speaker: Ah,

Speaker: All right.

Speaker: So again, I super apologize.

Speaker: I highly apologize for like the lack of clarity in the dating stories.

Speaker: But I feel like from the travel stories onwards, it was pretty smooth sailing.

Speaker: I like what's happening to these fuckers.

Speaker: But yeah, that's pretty much it, guys.

Speaker: So this was episode number three, Beanie Babies versus Happy Meal Toys.

Speaker: And go fuck yourselves.

Speaker: We'll see you for episode number four.

Speaker: Thank you very much.

Speaker: Good night.