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Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: So do you want to hear a sex story?
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: Sure, I guess.
Speaker: Don't use any names, though.
Speaker: Oh, I'm not.
Speaker: I'm not.
Speaker: I'm not because I don't even remember the name.
Speaker: Jesus Christ.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: Here we go.
Speaker: This is about because a lot's happened, I feel like, since the last time we did an episode.
Speaker: By the way, I will say.
Speaker: Two weeks.
Speaker: I know.
Speaker: It feels like we recorded.
Speaker: And I couldn't even sit through like the episode number three just because I hated the way I sounded.
Speaker: I sounded like I sounded terrible anyway.
Speaker: So I think the key for me is to speak slower and calmer, you know, like ASMR.
Speaker: Yeah, but that makes you not who you are.
Speaker: The whole fun of you speaking is that you're so all over the place.
Speaker: Anyway, back to the SCX story.
Speaker: An old time.
Speaker: You sound like an FM, not an FM, an AM car radio host.
Speaker: So anyway, back to my sex story.
Speaker: SCX, light FM, you know.
Speaker: Anyway, so this was like, yeah, two weeks ago.
Speaker: So I matched this girl on, you know, the hinger.
Speaker: And she wasn't particularly pretty, but she wasn't like ugly, you know, so whatever.
Speaker: So she was talking about like coming over, but it was really, really late at night.
Speaker: It was like 2 o'clock in the morning.
Speaker: I wasn't going to deal with that because I don't want like the last thing you want is some girl who's like super drunk really late at night.
Speaker: That's only asking for trouble.
Speaker: So I'm like, no, no, no.
Speaker: Let's let's do it another time.
Speaker: So the next morning she messages me.
Speaker: She's like, what are you doing?
Speaker: I'm like, nothing.
Speaker: You want to come over?
Speaker: Let's hang out or whatever.
Speaker: She was like, oh, yeah, because she's like, I'm on my way to go to like pregame or going to like some brunch thing with my girlfriend.
Speaker: So I was like, yeah, whatever.
Speaker: Stop by, whatever.
Speaker: So she stops by.
Speaker: In the morning.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker: Like late morning.
Speaker: I was watching like ESPN or whatever, SportsCenter.
Speaker: And she's like, oh, do you have anything?
Speaker: Can you hold the mic normally, please?
Speaker: Sorry, sorry.
Speaker: She goes, first of all, do you have anything to drink at your house?
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, I mean.
Speaker: other than like this orange is water and stuff like that.
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, I have like beer, some red wine.
Speaker: I have like, you know, harder liquor and I have like rosé because I have a fucking relic rosé, right?
Speaker: She's like, uh, I'm not really a rosé person.
Speaker: I'm like, well, like, and I'm thinking in my head, like, I don't know what to fucking tell you, right?
Speaker: I just gave you all these options, right?
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: I don't have fucking whatever, whatever it is that you want.
Speaker: Like white quads or something.
Speaker: And so she's like, oh, Rosé will do whatever.
Speaker: I was like trying to add to it.
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: So she comes over, you know, and I give her the little tour or whatever of the apartment.
Speaker: And we go back to the library, and she's telling me more about herself, you know, like that.
Speaker: She's like, oh, I'm like really into poetry and, you know, fucking all this shit, like spirituality, you know.
Speaker: And I'm like, okay, great, you know.
Speaker: Um, and, uh, she's like, Oh yeah, it was book published on Amazon or whatever, which I feel like, isn't that she has a book published on Amazon?
Speaker: Like it's, I don't know if it's published, but like you can, it's available for purchase or whatever on Amazon.
Speaker: And it's been published.
Speaker: So yes, she has a published book that you can buy on Amazon.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Do not name the name of the book.
Speaker: I don't, I don't, cause I don't really, I can't remember, honestly.
Speaker: I'm serious.
Speaker: Um, so, um,
Speaker: So one thing leads to another, you know, and we're making out, you know, on my couch, you know, and fucking Nike, Nike normally, please.
Speaker: So, yeah.
Speaker: So we're making out, you know, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Speaker: on my couch.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: And all of a sudden I hear like a knock on my door, the doorbell ring.
Speaker: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker: It's a Saturday morning.
Speaker: Like, who the fuck is here?
Speaker: And it's the housekeeper, the maid.
Speaker: And I forgot that she like switched from Fridays to Saturday.
Speaker: So I'm super embarrassed.
Speaker: I mean, I have my clothes on.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: So I'm like, oh, could you just come back in like 30 minutes or whatever?
Speaker: She's like, yeah, no problem.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: That's cool.
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: So I close the door, you know, and I go back to gotcha.
Speaker: I'm like, don't worry.
Speaker: That was a housekeeper.
Speaker: She'll be back in like 30 minutes.
Speaker: So we have time, whatever.
Speaker: And so we go to my room, you know, and whatever happens in there happens in there.
Speaker: You know, that's the SCX part.
Speaker: And after we're done or whatever, she asked me, she's like, she's like, so how do you feel about the dating scene in New York City?
Speaker: I'm like, what?
Speaker: Like, I literally just boned you and you're asking me about like the dating scene in New York City?
Speaker: It's so bizarre, right?
Speaker: And then she's like, can I take a shower?
Speaker: I'm like, yeah, sure.
Speaker: Go for it.
Speaker: I'm like, and I shower at your place.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: And then she goes, she's about to get in the shower.
Speaker: And then she goes, well, aren't you going to join me?
Speaker: I'm like, okay, sure.
Speaker: I guess whatever.
Speaker: So whatever.
Speaker: We take a quick shower.
Speaker: And then she's getting dressed to go.
Speaker: And I walk her to the front door, right?
Speaker: I open my door and my housekeeper's just there.
Speaker: I'm like, what?
Speaker: You know, like the banquette.
Speaker: So she was sitting there the entire time outside my door.
Speaker: I was just getting railed or whatever.
Speaker: And I'm like, oh, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker: Like, I'm like, did she hear anything?
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: So, so funny.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: So like, and I didn't even say goodbye to this.
Speaker: Apparently I'll be like, oh, I'll see you later.
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: And I close the door.
Speaker: So like, whatever.
Speaker: So she, she must've like, maybe she introduced herself.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: Wait, you didn't.
Speaker: Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Speaker: You kicked the girl out.
Speaker: Hold on.
Speaker: You just closed.
Speaker: Now you're good.
Speaker: You're good.
Speaker: You're good now.
Speaker: the girl out and then proceeded to close the door without letting the cleaning lady in?
Speaker: No, no, I let the cleaning lady in, of course.
Speaker: Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker: I'm like, you know, like, fucking, you know, like... Yeah, yeah, that would have been super, super bad.
Speaker: So, about...
Speaker: Five or six days pass by, and one of our friends is hanging out at my place, my apartment.
Speaker: It's late at night, and we're talking.
Speaker: We're shooting this shit.
Speaker: We're having a couple drinks.
Speaker: And I just get this phone number from this.
Speaker: It doesn't have a contact info because usually, I mean, I feel like all guys do this.
Speaker: Whenever, like, they have a first or a second date with a girl on Hinge, it's like they always put their name in an in-pricacies Hinge or whatever, like.
Speaker: Amanda or whatever her name is, Hinge, you know, in their contact info on their phone.
Speaker: But I didn't even have that on my phone for this chick or whatever.
Speaker: So I get up.
Speaker: This is – and this is – she sends me this text message.
Speaker: And I realize that it's her.
Speaker: And she goes, hey, just to let you know, the sex wasn't all that great.
Speaker: You should get more experience or whatever.
Speaker: So I send her a message back.
Speaker: I'm like, first of all, super rude.
Speaker: Never had a complaint in my life.
Speaker: First time I ever received a complaint.
Speaker: And I said, speaking of experience, you should learn to give a blow job because you almost ripped my fucking cock off with your teeth or whatever.
Speaker: P.S.
Speaker: Hope you enjoyed the rosé.
Speaker: Send that.
Speaker: And then I blocked her or whatever.
Speaker: I'm ruthless, all right?
Speaker: Because I never had a complaint and I was totally taken aback.
Speaker: And she said like, she was probably pissed off that you never called her or something.
Speaker: But she said, but in her test, she said, I have a screenshot of this somewhere on my phone.
Speaker: I promise you.
Speaker: She said something about like, given your age, you should have more experience.
Speaker: Like, what do you mean my age?
Speaker: I'm like five years older than you were just making it seem like I'm a 65 year old, like pervert or whatever.
Speaker: And you're like, I'm like, like 21 year old.
Speaker: I mean, she was 22 and I'm, you know, I'm 28 still.
Speaker: Like, I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker: I was like, totally like.
Speaker: And I never had a complaint in my life.
Speaker: No, I mean, I blocked her.
Speaker: It was so random.
Speaker: And she texted you that at 2.30 in the morning?
Speaker: Like, really?
Speaker: It wasn't 2.30, but it was, like, at least midnight.
Speaker: At least midnight, 12.30.
Speaker: Like, a week later.
Speaker: So weird.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: Weird as shit.
Speaker: That's hilarious, though.
Speaker: I go to Amazon and I write the review.
Speaker: This is the worst fucking book ever written.
Speaker: You should learn how to write better than you age.
Speaker: Learn how to give a blowjob and write a book.
Speaker: How about that?
Speaker: Now, so that's that.
Speaker: Just a little anecdote.
Speaker: What else there's been a whole bunch of shit that's happened in the news I don't know if you've seen fucking France is burning to the ground because of all the protests what's happened so essentially why are people protesting a I think he was of African descent because you know like there's a lot of like African people of African descent in a lot of this Europe yeah in France yeah in Spain and France and Italy this kid was I don't know if it was a kid maybe a teenager he was at a traffic stop or whatever
Speaker: And basically, like, he was getting pulled over, and I think they asked him to get out of the vehicle, or they just asked him, and he just plowed through it like he wouldn't stop or whatever.
Speaker: And the cops shot him or whatever.
Speaker: And they killed him, whatever.
Speaker: And God knows what this person had done.
Speaker: You know, I mean, there's never a good reason that you just flee, you know?
Speaker: Like, instead of just complying with the topic stop, whatever.
Speaker: I mean, I'm not saying it was right being shot.
Speaker: But, like, literally, this reminds me of French Revolution 2.0.
Speaker: I mean, fucking...
Speaker: Tons of looting, tons of destruction of private property.
Speaker: I think in one town, a mayor and the mayor's child were murdered by the mob.
Speaker: What?
Speaker: In France?
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: I don't know if it's quelled since then, but it is out of control.
Speaker: French mayor killed?
Speaker: Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker: They killed a mayor?
Speaker: Not in Paris or anything like that, but still.
Speaker: I'm almost positive.
Speaker: The death of Nachel M. Mayor's house rammed by car.
Speaker: The mayor of La Halle-Roses in the Paris region said his wife and one of his children had been injured.
Speaker: Oh, injured.
Speaker: All right.
Speaker: So they definitely misunderstood.
Speaker: Rioters in France ran the car into the home of the mayor of the town of South of Paris, injuring his wife and one of his children.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: Holy shit.
Speaker: That's crazy.
Speaker: So they're doing this because of the police brutality or because they killed this kid?
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: And it's nationwide.
Speaker: So I guess it's like whenever that happens in the United States.
Speaker: Well, France is like... France is an incredibly racist country, isn't it?
Speaker: Well, all those countries are, and it's almost like the biggest oxymoron because it's like they have such a horrible history of racism.
Speaker: So does the United States, unfortunately, that now they're going to get all upset about something like that because, I mean, how many times has that happened in Europe?
Speaker: Well, I thought police officers in France didn't carry guns.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: Something like the UK where they're just like, yeah, we don't carry guns here because nothing bad is going to happen.
Speaker: That's not good.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, it's not good.
Speaker: Also when people riot because it's not really constructive, right?
Speaker: It doesn't really accomplish anything.
Speaker: Totally counterproductive, and that's what happened in this country too.
Speaker: All the fucking looting and the rioting and the destruction of property and then subsequently all the people who were killed.
Speaker: There was quite a number of people who were innocent people who were killed during the protests and riots in this country.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: It was awful.
Speaker: And it really distracts from the fact of what their original cause or reason for protesting is.
Speaker: It distracts.
Speaker: Well, that's the problem.
Speaker: And even people in the news, even here, this one guy who's looting goes, yeah, this has nothing to do with what's going on.
Speaker: We're just doing it because we know we can get away with it during this time.
Speaker: Did you see the video of the guy who got caught looting in the – maybe it was in France.
Speaker: I think it was the United States, though, recently.
Speaker: There was, like, these huge riots, and these people just were looting and tearing apart.
Speaker: I'll find the video inside of you.
Speaker: It's so fucking funny.
Speaker: So this guy, this whole town had been looted, and this guy is in Foot Locker, I think, stealing a bunch of sneakers in a mall.
Speaker: And as he's walking out with two huge, like three bags of, you know, those big brown bags of sneakers, like five cops are just walking around and happen to see him step out of the store and he just stares at them and they just stare at him.
Speaker: And he just drops the bags and they cuff him.
Speaker: It's like the whole store was destroyed.
Speaker: Tons of shit stolen already.
Speaker: No one's around except for this one guy just trying to get away with some petty theft and they caught him.
Speaker: So the video is hilarious.
Speaker: Well, I mean, it's super sad, though, because I mean, in tons of cities, whether it's New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago.
Speaker: Cities in this country that you could just walk in and just take whatever you want and like nobody's going to stop you.
Speaker: It's super fucked up.
Speaker: And it's just like if there's.
Speaker: It's.
Speaker: Well, in San Francisco now... And the police are almost told in those cities not to go... Don't go up there.
Speaker: It's like, why?
Speaker: Your whole job is to stop crime, to prevent crime, and you're being told you can't go up to those people.
Speaker: It's super frustrating, but it's dangerous because it's only going to allow more brazen crime to occur.
Speaker: And this is destroying people's fucking livelihoods because people...
Speaker: I mean, people work at stores do that, and that's how, like, they put food on the table and a roof over their heads and support themselves and their families.
Speaker: When you force that place to close, that person has no job.
Speaker: You're just fucking, not only you're fucking stealing shit, which is terrible, but you're fucking somebody else's life up as a result of that.
Speaker: And I saw this great video of this Nigerian immigrant in this country, and it's like, he goes, like, you know, in our country, if you do that shit, like, fucking they'll chop your hand off or whatever, you know?
Speaker: And he goes, and it's like his Nigerian security guard in San Francisco.
Speaker: And he's just like, get the fuck out of here, you motherfucker.
Speaker: It's awesome, dude.
Speaker: And he goes, it's like, listen, like I can't do this country to work my ass off.
Speaker: And it's like, and he goes, it breaks me up to see people just do shit like that and like suffer no consequences.
Speaker: Or not only that, dude, in New York City, a fucking DA is so fucking weak on crime.
Speaker: I could walk into a store with a gun, rob them.
Speaker: you know, with a fucking gun at gunpoint.
Speaker: And if I get caught, I'll be out in the street next day.
Speaker: It's like a misdemeanor.
Speaker: Not with a gun.
Speaker: No, it is.
Speaker: With a gun, it's a deadly weapon, no?
Speaker: No, look it up, dude.
Speaker: People are enraged about this shit.
Speaker: They might have changed it recently, but it's really fucking bad.
Speaker: I'm going to get put on a...
Speaker: A lot of people who commit these crimes, dude, they've been arrested 40, 50 times before.
Speaker: It's like, what are they still doing out in the street?
Speaker: It's pathetic.
Speaker: It's absolutely pathetic.
Speaker: Or like the bodega guy, Latino dude who was fucking like assaulted at a knife point or whatever, two against one dude.
Speaker: He stabbed the attacker, you know, to save it, to defend his own life, his own life was in danger.
Speaker: And he was the one who got arrested.
Speaker: It wasn't until fucking major public outcry that the fucking DA finally decided to drop the charges for a guy who was defending his own store and defending his own life.
Speaker: It's absolutely so fucked up.
Speaker: it's like, it's like, it tells criminals, okay, you guys, you guys are okay with the people, you know, God forbid you defend your own store and defend your life.
Speaker: Then, then, then you get in trouble for it.
Speaker: It's, it's disgusting.
Speaker: In San Francisco, weren't, um,
Speaker: Isn't Walgreens closing all its stores in San Francisco?
Speaker: I think Whole Foods is closing all its stores in San Francisco because you can just walk in and steal everything and walk out and nobody can do anything about it.
Speaker: It's crazy.
Speaker: And not only that, the quality of life in these cities too, dude.
Speaker: The fucking rampant and blatant drug use, people shooting up heroin all over the fucking place.
Speaker: Who wants to live in an area like that?
Speaker: Yeah, with the 10 cities and stuff.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: Like Venice Beach and California used to be all such a great area to go to the ocean and take your family to the beach.
Speaker: It's all just fucking homeless people now.
Speaker: Well, what I don't understand about it is they spend more money on homelessness than anyone else.
Speaker: I don't understand.
Speaker: But it's like, where's the money going?
Speaker: I guess the homeless people realize, hey, shit, you know, look how well we're being treated there.
Speaker: Like, there's no incentive not to be homeless.
Speaker: So let's just go to, you know, California.
Speaker: Or let's go to Seattle.
Speaker: Let's go to... Well, it's not... It's not... A lot of... I mean, a lot of these people, I feel like it's not their fault.
Speaker: Like, COVID fucked up a lot of people's lives, right?
Speaker: So many people lost their jobs and whatnot.
Speaker: Yeah, okay, I can't... I'll just let you talk and not only say any words.
Speaker: I'm very bad.
Speaker: Yeah, COVID, so many people lost their jobs.
Speaker: They just, like, they, I mean, I guess once you get into that situation, it's probably so hard to get out.
Speaker: But once you lose your, I mean, when people lost their jobs, they lost their homes.
Speaker: And then, I mean, you don't have any other option.
Speaker: And then, unfortunately, then that's when mental health,
Speaker: probably starts kicking in.
Speaker: That's when drug addiction probably starts kicking in.
Speaker: And then you're really, I mean, then you're really fucked.
Speaker: But there's people, dude, they're tapping into, I mean, I actually don't, I don't actually know, but I've heard and read that, you know, they're tapping into the electric lines
Speaker: the electric and steal electricity and bring it into the tents.
Speaker: And they got fucking outlets and stuff.
Speaker: They got TV.
Speaker: I saw a video of this.
Speaker: I had a fucking washer dryer going on, dude.
Speaker: I swear to God, I thought it was like a Yank unit, like stolen.
Speaker: Like, okay, I get that.
Speaker: But there was a, there was a load of clothing spinning in the thing.
Speaker: Unbelievable, dude.
Speaker: That's wild.
Speaker: They're going to become like favelas in South America.
Speaker: Holy shit.
Speaker: Absolutely.
Speaker: Absolutely.
Speaker: Let's see.
Speaker: What else has been going on in the world?
Speaker: You see one of the Charles Manson, one of the chicks was released from prison today.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, I did see that.
Speaker: Five decades in prison.
Speaker: She finally got paroled.
Speaker: I think – I mean I don't know too much about those murders.
Speaker: You obviously know way more than I do.
Speaker: But to my understanding, all those women were drugged up and convinced by the psychopath that was Charles Manson to do these terrible things.
Speaker: I feel like if she is truly rehabilitated, which she probably is because she was probably never a bad person, putting her out back in the world is probably safe.
Speaker: Who knows?
Speaker: I'm going to be eating my words.
Speaker: And in two weeks, there's going to be some mass killings in LA.
Speaker: Who's the biggest celebrity out there right now?
Speaker: Fucking Ryan Gosling and, you know, Evan Mendez were found like slain in their home.
Speaker: You know, who did it?
Speaker: Oh, this fucking lady.
Speaker: He was just released from prison.
Speaker: Now.
Speaker: Um, that's one of my biggest, I don't want to say biggest pet peeves, but I just find it super annoying when people are like, oh yeah, Charles Banton was this brutal serial killer.
Speaker: Like, you know, he didn't kill anybody.
Speaker: He told people to kill, and they did it, you know?
Speaker: But yeah, as far as, like, him being directly, like, one-on-one murdering somebody, no.
Speaker: He's a serial killer by translation, or by trans, by the transitive property.
Speaker: He's a cult leader, yeah.
Speaker: I mean, he got totally fucked up, don't get me wrong.
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: What else was I going to say?
Speaker: Videos of that guy were terrifying.
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: Have you ever seen a video of him?
Speaker: This is many years after he was in prison, so he's being interviewed.
Speaker: And they're like, who are you?
Speaker: And he goes like, who am I?
Speaker: He's spinning around.
Speaker: He just goes, I'm nobody.
Speaker: And then he goes,
Speaker: That's so scary.
Speaker: Well, there's a ton of, I haven't read too much about it, but there's a ton of conspiracy theories about him where he was part of the CIA acid trial.
Speaker: I've read stuff like that.
Speaker: The problem with all that stuff is, I mean, I don't know if it's a problem.
Speaker: The problem with me reading it is it's so like, once I, like conspiracy theories and fuck, oh, fuck.
Speaker: 9-11, was it an inside job?
Speaker: You know what I mean?
Speaker: It's just so fucking, it's just like... Yeah, but that one's, I mean, that one I think is less about the 9-11 inside job one's
Speaker: idiotic but it's ridiculous um but but but i think the one about charles manson is there i don't think the conspiracy and you tell me because you probably know better than i do but the conspiracy isn't that the cia told him to conduct these killings right i think he was just part of like an acid trial with the cia and they gave him a bunch of drugs then he became a crazy person because of the drugs then he kept doing drugs and then he founded a cult and then yeah like i don't think i think i told him to kill people right
Speaker: No, exactly.
Speaker: I think he was just part of these weird drug trials.
Speaker: And then he went out and then they released them back into the world and realized that was probably a gigantic mistake because he thought he was like, God.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Well, an interesting side anecdote with the whole Charles Vance thing is because Charles Vance was also, before he did all that bad shit, was heavily involved or pretty involved in the whole music scene.
Speaker: And his manager was this guy by the name of Terry Melcher.
Speaker: Terry Melcher was the son of Doris Day.
Speaker: Doris Day was one of the biggest American cinema stars, and I think she was a big animal rights activist.
Speaker: I mean, it's like you hear the name Doris Day, you definitely have heard of it.
Speaker: What do you call it?
Speaker: Terry Melcher, and he got arrested because he was, I don't know if he was directly involved with the Charles Manson stuff or all the drug stuff, but it's a very, very interesting Wikipedia life and career about Terry Melcher.
Speaker: Before the Manson murders take place, he gives, he, uh,
Speaker: calls up this guy by the name of Mike Deasy, who's a big studio musician who had done movies, the soundtrack stuff with people like Elvis Presley, Little Richard, like some of the biggest names in the entertainment industry.
Speaker: This Mike Deasy guy
Speaker: gets a call by Terry Meltzer to go up to this ranch up in California to go audition for this super eccentric guy by the name of Charles Manson.
Speaker: The world had never heard of Charles Manson.
Speaker: Mike Deasy leaves a day after his audition and says he was in a drug-fueled state of paranoia.
Speaker: He goes, this guy is fucked up.
Speaker: Really?
Speaker: This guy is fucking weird.
Speaker: Something's going to happen with this guy.
Speaker: And lo and behold, yeah.
Speaker: That's crazy.
Speaker: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker: Series of murders or whatever.
Speaker: But yeah.
Speaker: It's kind of wild because you connect Doris Day, Elvis Presley, and Charles Manson.
Speaker: They're all interrelated in some way or another.
Speaker: I mean, only you could make that connection.
Speaker: It's really weird because there's a Netflix show called Agent Elvis.
Speaker: It's this animated – it's actually very good, and they curse a lot in it.
Speaker: And they have this whole episode or two about Charles Manson and Elvis or whatever.
Speaker: But at no point did they actually mention that –
Speaker: the real connection between the two of them.
Speaker: So that's that.
Speaker: What else has been going on?
Speaker: Dude, it has gotten fucking hot outside.
Speaker: Do you realize that a week ago, it was the hottest day for the Earth's temperature?
Speaker: Yeah, you know.
Speaker: Which I feel like that's only going to happen more and more and more as the fucking years go on because we'll fucking treat this planet like...
Speaker: Okay, I'm going to preface everything I'm about to say that I do believe in climate change and I do believe and I do believe that the earth is warm.
Speaker: It's the Chinese!
Speaker: They're trying to take our jobs and our kids and our children and the Mexicans are only sending their rapists and the stealers.
Speaker: That was unbelievable.
Speaker: I'm going to preface this with saying that I do believe in climate change and I do believe that we are having an impact on our planet.
Speaker: However, I did read a very interesting article in the Wall Street Journal about the – that like July 3rd, 4th, and then 5th were three of the consecutive hottest days on the planet ever recorded.
Speaker: And then they were saying like in the last 125,000 years, it was the hottest day ever.
Speaker: And the Wall Street Journal article was written by this – I think it was a scientist.
Speaker: I hope it was a scientist or else what I'm saying is probably all bullshit.
Speaker: But –
Speaker: But basically we're saying that like the way that we record the hottest days on the planet is all bullshit.
Speaker: Really?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: So apparently we only record the entire surface area of the planet.
Speaker: We only record places where there's a large density of people.
Speaker: So they're only taking recordings in like massive cities.
Speaker: They're not doing it in, you know, far off weird regions of the country where temperatures might have not been so hot.
Speaker: And then furthermore, it's very selective.
Speaker: In other words, where they're doing this very selective.
Speaker: And then furthermore, apparently even more so the, the standard deviation for the measurements is like within a degree or something like that.
Speaker: So they're not even that accurate, the numbers.
Speaker: So it could have been like the higher standard deviation of, or I don't know if that's the right word for what I'm trying to say, but
Speaker: Like it could be plus or minus one degree wrong in either direction.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: And so it's also kind of bullshit because apparently the measurements aren't even that fucking accurate.
Speaker: So was it probably a very, one of the hottest days in the last 20 years?
Speaker: It probably was, but also they're trying to make it
Speaker: always fucking does they're trying to fear monger every person they're trying to say oh it's been the hottest day in the last 125 years thousand years like this is so hot we're all gonna die and again i believe in climate change we do treat our world like planet we need to do a better job but also in typical media fashion i think they are overblowing it probably a little bit so that's my two cents on that topic
Speaker: What are you reading?
Speaker: Are you trying to find the article?
Speaker: No, no.
Speaker: I was just answering this text.
Speaker: But I'm hearing you.
Speaker: I'm hearing you.
Speaker: So, yeah.
Speaker: I mean, in other words, it's the fucking news.
Speaker: You know, it's – oh, it's almost like clickbait for – Well, it's 100% clickbait.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: I mean, that's all these fucking news companies care about is getting as many clicks as humanly possible.
Speaker: But –
Speaker: But yeah, I mean, there's probably some truth to it, right?
Speaker: Like I'm sure there was an extraordinarily hot day, three days, consecutive days.
Speaker: But this article's point, and again, I don't remember who wrote it, and I'm sure I can find it, but I certainly hope they were a climate scientist.
Speaker: But it does sound a lot like fear mongering because they're just trying to, you know, again, per typical media, push an agenda that makes them money.
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: Because at the end of the day, all these news agencies, all they care about is getting – the more eyeballs they get, the more money they make.
Speaker: So they'll pretty much say anything to get eyeballs.
Speaker: Journalism is dead.
Speaker: I mean real journalism is maybe –
Speaker: In the United States that probably work for independent themselves or something.
Speaker: It sucks, because I mean, there's no more of the just reporting what actually happened.
Speaker: It's giving whatever stance.
Speaker: So everything has an agenda.
Speaker: Yeah, it's super fucked up.
Speaker: Like during when like when Trump was elected, you have fucking people crying on TV.
Speaker: It's just like the whole point of being a journalist journalist is to fucking just report the facts like you crying clearly shows that you're impacted by it and you're showing your emotions.
Speaker: You can't show your emotions as a journalist.
Speaker: It's so it's it was so unprofessional.
Speaker: It's it's so fucked up.
Speaker: One in the flip side of it, too, on Fox News.
Speaker: Oh, yeah.
Speaker: The election's been stolen.
Speaker: The election's been stolen.
Speaker: It's all garbage.
Speaker: It's all fucking garbage.
Speaker: Gabbage.
Speaker: Gabbage.
Speaker: Speaking of weather, though, did you see the fucking flooding, dude?
Speaker: Did you not have any major rain by you and Cortland Manor?
Speaker: I wasn't here.
Speaker: I was driving back.
Speaker: But a couple of neighbors who are a little low, their lawns will flood from time to time.
Speaker: And I got here the day after around 4 o'clock.
Speaker: And one of their yards was pretty much flooded as bad as I had ever seen it.
Speaker: But I mean, there's tons of roads closed around, like, you know, the goat path by bear mountain.
Speaker: Apparently there were huge, apparently there are huge rock slides on that road and that's just closed to the public.
Speaker: Um, the George, the, the bear mountain bridge is closed.
Speaker: Like you can't go over the bridge.
Speaker: I said apparently.
Speaker: And in Vermont, um,
Speaker: apparently it's been, hasn't stopped raining for like two days.
Speaker: Their whole Montpelier, the capital of Vermont is under a state of emergency.
Speaker: They're calling it, what do you call it?
Speaker: The exact words from, I think the governor of Vermont is historic and catastrophic.
Speaker: I mean, this is a once in a generation flooding thing.
Speaker: I don't think it's as catastrophic as what happened two summers ago in Lake New Jersey, where literally over the summer, 48 people died.
Speaker: That's no joke.
Speaker: From rain?
Speaker: Yep, from flooding and something like that.
Speaker: It happened two years ago?
Speaker: Yep.
Speaker: Our attention spans are so goddamn short.
Speaker: I don't remember that at all.
Speaker: It was bad, dude.
Speaker: I also have Alzheimer's.
Speaker: Yeah, that's what you think, dude.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: No, I have it.
Speaker: You have Alzheimer's.
Speaker: I think I have, like, cancer.
Speaker: I don't know why, but, you know.
Speaker: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker: But what was I going to say?
Speaker: And you know what?
Speaker: Like what's sad is like nobody talks like there's shit like that.
Speaker: Well, people are impacted where people just forget and nobody talks about stuff like that.
Speaker: Like and go back to politics.
Speaker: I'll bring you a great example.
Speaker: And I don't this is one of the few times I've really agree with the man is former President Barack Obama was saying I don't know why I said his middle name.
Speaker: Sorry.
Speaker: was saying all this talk about the submarine thing and nobody really gives a shit or talked about the migrants off the coast of Greece.
Speaker: Yeah, like 150 of them or like hundreds of them were just killed and drowned.
Speaker: And nobody talked about that.
Speaker: Meanwhile, these fucking three, four assholes who decided to
Speaker: like get in a fucking like a metal tube or whatever and go like as far deep below into the ocean as possible, die or whatever.
Speaker: And everybody talks about them and like nobody was talked about and it's sad and it's true.
Speaker: That's totally true.
Speaker: And I do think that's like a psyche thing.
Speaker: It's like nobody wants to hear like it's like why, why focus on one story versus the other?
Speaker: You know, why do you think we do that?
Speaker: I think part of the problem is,
Speaker: in today's day and age is because the whole world is so connected and it's so big that stuff happens every single day.
Speaker: So many things in the world happen every single day.
Speaker: Think about it.
Speaker: Like,
Speaker: Every single day, there's a ship that sinks.
Speaker: Every single day, there's a plane that crashes.
Speaker: Every single day, there's a fucking storm somewhere.
Speaker: Because the world is gigantic.
Speaker: There's 7 billion of us.
Speaker: Every single day, something bad is going to happen.
Speaker: But as opposed to 30, 40 years ago, where you really only could read about, you can either read about it in the newspaper or you saw it on the nightly news, and that was pretty much it.
Speaker: Whereas now, we just have information overload.
Speaker: So everything can get reported on because everybody in the world has a phone with a camera on it at this point and can post it to Twitter and post it to Facebook and post it to whatever the fuck.
Speaker: And it's just too much information.
Speaker: So like, yeah, this is a little bit outside the submarine, the grease thing, but.
Speaker: Like one day, all the migrants in Greece die.
Speaker: The next day, a bunch of migrants traveling from South America to the United States die.
Speaker: The next day, some kids in the Filipinos die.
Speaker: The next day, some soldiers die.
Speaker: Yeah, sorry.
Speaker: In the Philippines.
Speaker: And then the next day, some soldier dies in the Middle East.
Speaker: It's just too much, man.
Speaker: It's so much shit that happens.
Speaker: And then in regards to the submarine situation,
Speaker: I'm trying to find the number right now, how much money the United States Coast Guard spent on trying to save these people.
Speaker: It was a record, right?
Speaker: Well, yeah.
Speaker: And it wasn't even a United States-based company, right?
Speaker: It was a UK-based company.
Speaker: And also, fuck, the fact that U.S. taxpayer money was spent to try and find these fucking egotistical cunts who want to go see the Titanic.
Speaker: I'm sorry.
Speaker: You have, like,
Speaker: United States taxpayer money went to this and I'm not talking some money.
Speaker: I think it was in the, in the realm of hundreds of millions of dollars.
Speaker: It wasn't like, Oh, we spent 5 million.
Speaker: We sent a boat down to try and find them.
Speaker: No, I think we spent hundreds of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions.
Speaker: Meanwhile, we have kids in the United States who don't have
Speaker: can't afford their fucking textbooks or to get dinner.
Speaker: Exactly.
Speaker: But we're like, Oh, can't fucking eat.
Speaker: And we're going to send money on fucking trying to find his losers.
Speaker: And what I mean?
Speaker: Right.
Speaker: We're going to try and find money to find billionaires that aren't even Americans that don't even pay taxes.
Speaker: Like, like what the fuck are we doing, man?
Speaker: It's just crazy.
Speaker: And then to your point and, and Obama's point, even more so, we're more focused on four douchebags than worrying, than worrying about,
Speaker: migrants on a boat that are just trying to get to a better life.
Speaker: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker: Let me ask you a separate question here.
Speaker: Do you think it's also... You go, you go, you go, you go.
Speaker: What the fuck was Greece doing?
Speaker: Why didn't they go save them?
Speaker: I don't know, dude.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: If that's the case, if they knew that they were sinking and it just didn't send any help, that's a major L for Greece.
Speaker: Apparently they knew.
Speaker: Hold on, I gotta pause it.
Speaker: And we're back.
Speaker: So yeah, I mean, I just, I think, so okay, I don't, I guess the problem is I make all these opinions.
Speaker: I don't actually fucking read any of these articles because that's another problem.
Speaker: We don't have time to read everything because there's so much things to read about.
Speaker: Like, it's like, and then you get these, you know, you form these fucking opinions that really shouldn't be opinions because you have no idea what you're talking about because I never have a clue what I'm talking about, but whatever, I still have an opinion on it.
Speaker: I'm pretty sure I read something like briefly that said like, yeah, I'm pretty sure the Greek government 100% knew that this boat was like sinking in the middle of the Mediterranean and they just didn't do anything about it.
Speaker: Dude, so... Fuck.
Speaker: Dude.
Speaker: Damn.
Speaker: Dude, I don't think it's picking up your voice.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: Let's just keep recording and see what happens.
Speaker: I mean, I can hear you.
Speaker: So we'll see what happens.
Speaker: Anyways.
Speaker: Also, dude, get this.
Speaker: So according to New York Times, from air and by sea using radar, telephone and radio, officials watch and listen for 13 hours as the migrants ship.
Speaker: Lost power, then drifted aimlessly off the coast of Greece in a slowly unfolding humanitarian disaster.
Speaker: 13 hours, and they didn't do a fucking thing.
Speaker: Like, what the actual fuck?
Speaker: And again, not to be like, you know, that person, but if that was the United States that did that, the world would be losing their fucking minds.
Speaker: They would be calling us the worst humans alive.
Speaker: How could you ever do this?
Speaker: Yada, yada, yada.
Speaker: And all that nonsense.
Speaker: Yet.
Speaker: Who's the useless Greeks?
Speaker: So, yeah, but that's, I mean, I think that's a big problem of it.
Speaker: It's just like, there's so much that you're supposed to care about now.
Speaker: It's just like, it's too much.
Speaker: I can't care about everything.
Speaker: I care about my family.
Speaker: I care about my friends.
Speaker: And like, I don't have the time to fucking care about everything.
Speaker: I don't know, you just cut out.
Speaker: Yeah, but I don't know if it picked it up on the... So just read.
Speaker: You said Sagan Ford, something about, and then Africa.
Speaker: And that's where I lost you.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I think when anything that's more close to home is going to affect you more, right?
Speaker: So, for instance, like, who starts charities for
Speaker: cancer people who had cancer or people's family members who had died of cancer and who donates to cancer funds people who have family members who have died of cancer people who have family members who have can't have had cancer or you've had cancer yourself so it's like and then that's the kind of the charity you pick and that's the kind of the one that you focus on right and then the other ones about like you know company or or non-profits that are trying to uh
Speaker: combat homelessness or companies that are trying to combat hunger might not be as likely to donate to those types of things because you haven't been you know personally affected by it so you don't to your point it's just not as close to home so you're just not yeah you just don't think about it as much but again like i think people think that there's something wrong with that but
Speaker: human nature.
Speaker: Like you can't be expected, especially like I said earlier with the amount of information and the amount of things going on in the world.
Speaker: Like you just can't be expected to care about everything.
Speaker: It's too many things.
Speaker: Like it's too much shit.
Speaker: That's the thing though.
Speaker: Like I think, yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
Speaker: There are a lot of issues in America that need addressing that just never get addressed.
Speaker: But, but like, but then also, you know, to the point of the Ukraine Russia thing, it's like, okay, well, if you don't help Ukraine stop Russia, where does Russia stop?
Speaker: Right?
Speaker: Like, where do they draw the line?
Speaker: Do they draw the line in Poland?
Speaker: Do they draw the line in Germany?
Speaker: Do they draw the line in France?
Speaker: Like, when do they stop?
Speaker: When do they stop trying to go west?
Speaker: Yeah, but Taiwan's already kind of fucked, isn't it?
Speaker: Haven't they already kind of invaded Taiwan?
Speaker: Did you ever see... Hold on.
Speaker: Did you... Did you ever... Did you ever see the John Cena thing in Taiwan?
Speaker: You didn't hear about this?
Speaker: Oh my god.
Speaker: John Cena, you can't see me, motherfucker.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: You never heard about this?
Speaker: Oh, my God.
Speaker: So Vince McMahon is a genius.
Speaker: And, like, 30 – Vince McMahon, he's the founder of the WWE or some bullshit.
Speaker: He, like, runs it, right?
Speaker: He's the big guy.
Speaker: You know when they have the guy with the really red face and the suit on and he's in a ring, in a wrestling ring?
Speaker: No, that's not Vince McMahon.
Speaker: No, no, no, that's not Vince McMahon.
Speaker: That guy's like a really famous sports announcer.
Speaker: No, Vince McMahon, I think he founded like the WWE or some bullshit.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: But anyways, he has run it like a perfect show and made it what it is today.
Speaker: And, you know, he handpicks the guys who become really big like John Cena.
Speaker: And 30 years ago, he was like, hey, you need to learn Mandarin because if you want to be successful in the future, like Mandarin,
Speaker: Mandarin is going to become a very important language.
Speaker: And if you want to be wealthy and successful, China is going to be a huge market for that.
Speaker: And John Cena was like, okay, I'll go learn Mandarin.
Speaker: Bro, a few years ago, not even a few years ago, since the pandemic hit, John Cena said something about Taiwan and then China.
Speaker: But it wasn't in regards to their relations.
Speaker: It wasn't like, oh, China should not be invading Taiwan or whatever.
Speaker: He just referred to Taiwan as an independent nation and China lost their shit.
Speaker: No, no, no, no, hold on.
Speaker: This is where John Cena becomes a fucking traitor.
Speaker: This motherfucker released a video in Mandarin apologizing to the Chinese government for referring to Taiwan as its own nation.
Speaker: I can't believe you didn't hear about this man.
Speaker: It's too funny.
Speaker: John Cena, Taiwan dude.
Speaker: Yeah, it's like wrong.
Speaker: Dude, can you hear my screen?
Speaker: Can you hear my screen?
Speaker: If I play a video, can you hear this?
Speaker: No.
Speaker: I was just playing it so that you can't.
Speaker: Hold on.
Speaker: I'm going to show you the video.
Speaker: Hold on.
Speaker: I'm going to pull it off my phone and play it into the microphone.
Speaker: Dude, this shit is too... He speaks perfect fucking Mandarin.
Speaker: It's hilarious.
Speaker: No, dude, it's too fucking funny.
Speaker: Dude, it's so funny.
Speaker: Look at this, look at this.
Speaker: Watch on YouTube, look at this.
Speaker: I just gotta make sure that it picks up on my headphones.
Speaker: Ah, fucking hands.
Speaker: Can you hear it?
Speaker: Can you hear it?
Speaker: I have many interviews.
Speaker: So, in one interview, I have a number of people who can use different people.
Speaker: Yeah, he kind of does.
Speaker: Yeah, dude, can you believe that?
Speaker: He just was like, fuck it, Taiwan's out of country.
Speaker: I'm going to apologize in Chinese.
Speaker: John Cena, man.
Speaker: That guy's like, was supposed to be an American icon.
Speaker: Too funny, man.
Speaker: Too many things.
Speaker: Hmm.
Speaker: That happened last week.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, I heard about it.
Speaker: Jesus.
Speaker: That's how they caught him?
Speaker: Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker: Did they kill cops?
Speaker: Oh.
Speaker: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I thought, I thought, yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker: You killed all the terrorists in downtown New York.
Speaker: Because you have to do due process, though.
Speaker: Yeah, but there's no... Yeah, but you never know for certain.
Speaker: Like, there's been so many people who've been killed who didn't do it.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: It's fucking so scary.
Speaker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker: I thought in New York you could only get the death penalty if you killed a cop.
Speaker: Well, obviously not, but it must be extreme, extreme cases.
Speaker: And I'm asking, right?
Speaker: Sing Sing?
Speaker: I thought it was the same thing.
Speaker: No, you're probably right.
Speaker: Have you ever... We got a group...
Speaker: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker: That's terrible.
Speaker: Did you know anything about the prison systems in the United States from a long time ago?
Speaker: So did you know what the... Did you ever learn about the two different prison systems that they had back in the 1800s?
Speaker: No, no, no.
Speaker: So there were two schools of thoughts on prisons, like way back in the day.
Speaker: One of them was either called the Philadelphia, the Pennsylvania Method, and then the other one was, I don't remember the name of the other method, but the Pennsylvania Method or the Philadelphia Method, whatever it was called, and it was
Speaker: done for the first time at this prison in Philadelphia, which you want to go to with me and my dad and get and get cheesesteaks.
Speaker: But it's really cool.
Speaker: What's his face?
Speaker: Who was the really famous mobster who they caught in Atlantic City?
Speaker: It was Al Capone.
Speaker: It was Al Capone.
Speaker: No, I don't think so.
Speaker: I think it was Al Capone.
Speaker: Dude, apparently with this huge drug shortage, you can't get syphilis pills anymore.
Speaker: And people are, yeah, people are dying of syphilis.
Speaker: Whatever.
Speaker: Okay.
Speaker: Anyways.
Speaker: So anyways, I don't know who the mouse was, but they were put in this prison.
Speaker: But anyways, there's two schools of thought on prisons way, way, way, way back in the day.
Speaker: And one of them,
Speaker: and it's at the Philadelphia prison was that solitary confinement was a good thing and would help people get better.
Speaker: So they designed, they designed this entire prison as solitary confinement.
Speaker: So every person in the prison was in solitary confinement for years on end, like years.
Speaker: And they were like, yeah, this is going to rehabilitate them.
Speaker: They're going to have time to think about their actions and, and do better.
Speaker: And I forget who the really famous, there's a British author.
Speaker: really famous British author had, I guess, seen a tour of this prison and instantly said how fucked up it was and goes, I can't believe that they think leaving people with their thoughts and just live it.
Speaker: Like the, the thing that makes us human is our human connection is our desire to be connected with other human beings.
Speaker: That's what literally makes us different than a lot of what,
Speaker: No.
Speaker: Fuck no, dude.
Speaker: That's not the point of prison.
Speaker: The point of prison, well, the point of prison in the United States is to make money.
Speaker: But the point of prison should, the point of prison, the point of prison should be to rehabilitate people.
Speaker: And what they should do, that's like beyond my understanding.
Speaker: But they should, I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know what the fuck you do with prisoners, but the people who aren't in there for like sentences, right?
Speaker: You're in there for 15, 10, 20 years, whatever it is.
Speaker: Like, we don't do anything to like rehabilitate them.
Speaker: We're just like, okay, we're going to put you in this cell now.
Speaker: And in 15 years, I guess we'll let you out.
Speaker: But, but anyways, that's not, no, that's most, no, no.
Speaker: Most prisons you can like mingle and talk to people all day.
Speaker: in prison
Speaker: Dude, I don't know.
Speaker: That's too funny.
Speaker: Who are you flexing your Rolex watch to in prison?
Speaker: That's hilarious.
Speaker: Larry Nassar?
Speaker: Fuck that guy.
Speaker: Fuck that guy.
Speaker: What a piece of shit.
Speaker: I can't watch it.
Speaker: I don't want to watch it.
Speaker: It's too fucked up.
Speaker: That was like the MJ one.
Speaker: I couldn't watch the Michael Jackson one either.
Speaker: Oh my god, he really got fucked up.
Speaker: Fuck that guy.
Speaker: I hope he gets better and then gets stabbed again.
Speaker: I hope he doesn't die, though.
Speaker: I want him to suffer.
Speaker: I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself.
Speaker: Yeah, once he starts staying, he...
Speaker: was trafficking girls for Bill.
Speaker: Oh there is... Yeah.
Speaker: Dude, there's no doubt in my mind that they have people killed.
Speaker: No doubt in my fucking mind.
Speaker: Hillary is behind that door protecting Bill and Bill is doing the same for her.
Speaker: They're just fucking killing people left and right.
Speaker: Same thing with the royal family.
Speaker: I bet they do it because they got a pedophile, Prince Andrew, who was, by the way, the queen's favorite grandchild or child or whatever.
Speaker: Yeah, he was like known as her favorite child.
Speaker: But apparently the new king, Charles, who I think is his older brother, hates him.
Speaker: So they're like exiling him.
Speaker: Neither can I. It's the dumbest fucking thing ever.
Speaker: Junkie, what's worse?
Speaker: People who like the royal family or people who are Swifties?
Speaker: Come on, that's an easy one.
Speaker: come on it's obviously people who are obsessed with the royal family that's so fucking funny
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: That's gotta be the most prolific serial killer ever, right?
Speaker: Did he go back and start killing people again?
Speaker: crazy he's hanging out he's hanging out with el chapo somewhere
Speaker: No, I didn't see.
Speaker: I saw that one guy got some pretty bad pitches, though.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: That's really cool.
Speaker: Aaron Judge.
Speaker: Is that from when he ran into the fence?
Speaker: Baseball players are the biggest fucking pussies, dude.
Speaker: That's brutal.
Speaker: Mets suck too?
Speaker: Mets are supposed to be good now.
Speaker: I haven't watched...
Speaker: any baseball this year.
Speaker: I'm pretty depressed with myself about that.
Speaker: I haven't been to a game.
Speaker: I haven't done shit.
Speaker: We'll go to a game in August when I'm finally in the city again.
Speaker: Jesus Christ, I don't even know what you said.
Speaker: You said that so fast.
Speaker: There's two S's in L. I can't tell you that much.
Speaker: When am I going to?
Speaker: I go to Massachusetts on Friday morning.
Speaker: But, yeah, I haven't watched any baseball this year.
Speaker: Probably because the Yankees suck.
Speaker: But, I mean, these baseball players, they're always hurt.
Speaker: I don't get it.
Speaker: I don't know if it's like... It's all guaranteed.
Speaker: It's all guaranteed.
Speaker: Yeah, there's not like, oh, like, if Aaron Judge never picks up a baseball bat again, we're still paying him however much money they gave off of him.
Speaker: Like, that's insane.
Speaker: What was it?
Speaker: Some stupid number?
Speaker: That's going to go down as such a regretful contract.
Speaker: I like Aaron Judge.
Speaker: He's a great player.
Speaker: He's a good guy for New York.
Speaker: He seems to be a great, like, captain.
Speaker: But fuck's sake, when he's 39 or whatever, 36, and we're paying him $40 million a year.
Speaker: In the NHL?
Speaker: That's crazy.
Speaker: Who?
Speaker: I just don't like there has to be a reason that those contracts exist but I'm not smart enough to know maybe it's just part of the game I mean these companies these sports companies have so much money
Speaker: By the way, can you explain to me what's going on with the athletics?
Speaker: So now everybody hates them?
Speaker: no no no
Speaker: I don't know, dude.
Speaker: That's pretty cool.
Speaker: Is it done?
Speaker: Yeah, dude.
Speaker: There's shit in October.
Speaker: Postcard from Earth.
Speaker: Coming this fall.
Speaker: Postcard from Earth.
Speaker: A sphere experience is the very first show created to take full advantage of the 22nd century technology inside sphere.
Speaker: It's going to be unreal.
Speaker: Whoa.
Speaker: I kind of want to go.
Speaker: Yeah, I fucking hated that.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: U2 is playing there in September.
Speaker: That'd be kind of fun to see.
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: Huh?
Speaker: Dude, this thing honestly looks pretty sick.
Speaker: I kinda want it to go.
Speaker: Um... It looks pretty weird, though.
Speaker: Um... How could you play bass?
Speaker: I don't even... No, let's sing it.
Speaker: Sing it!
Speaker: Fine.
Speaker: Um...
Speaker: Would they have to create the Las Vegas Raiders playing in Las Vegas now?
Speaker: Do they play in a dome because it's so hot there?
Speaker: Is that where the Oakland A's would go?
Speaker: Baseball.
Speaker: But you'd have to build a dome, right?
Speaker: You can't play outside in Vegas.
Speaker: It's so hot.
Speaker: Like in the middle of summer, dude?
Speaker: In Vegas?
Speaker: It's like 115 fucking degrees.
Speaker: In the hundreds?
Speaker: Fuck that.
Speaker: Fuck that.
Speaker: How does anyone live there?
Speaker: That's so hot.
Speaker: I would die.
Speaker: I would literally just die.
Speaker: I'd melt in place.
Speaker: We still haven't talked about how we haven't gotten any sponsorships for the podcast yet and Rolex has still yet to send me a Sky Dweller.
Speaker: Apparently it's gigantic.
Speaker: I don't think it'll fit my wrist.
Speaker: I don't think it's the lug to lug.
Speaker: I think it's the case thickness.
Speaker: I think it's really thick because of the complication of the movement.
Speaker: Yeah, they couldn't make it thin.
Speaker: I wouldn't give a shit.
Speaker: I'd wear it like crazy.
Speaker: Whether I look like a douchebag or not.
Speaker: We did try to get Fleshlight to sponsor us.
Speaker: Who else could be a good sponsorship for the podcast?
Speaker: Yeti.
Speaker: I use Yeti a lot.
Speaker: This is an unpaid advertisement.
Speaker: I love my Yeti Rambler.
Speaker: And my Yeti, I don't know what this one is called, but it holds 26 Oz.
Speaker: Yeah, 26 Oz.
Speaker: This thing's pretty great.
Speaker: It's made in China, though, so that sucks.
Speaker: Invented or designed in Texas.
Speaker: It's like when you buy anything from Apple.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Designed in Cupertino, but made in Ghana.
Speaker: By slaves.
Speaker: They say this is dishwasher safe.
Speaker: I don't put it in a dishwasher.
Speaker: I use a hand wash it.
Speaker: But Yeti, if you want to send me maybe three or four more of these things, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker: I mean, it's partly because of the name.
Speaker: I mean, it's partly the name and partly the fact that it, like, they do work.
Speaker: I mean, it keeps, it keeps, if I put ice in this, my water will be freezing cold for a day.
Speaker: Like, it keeps the temperature for 24 hours.
Speaker: I don't know what custard is.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: Here, I'll look it up.
Speaker: Frozen custard.
Speaker: Frozen custard is a frozen dessert.
Speaker: That's a type of ice cream that's made with egg yolks in addition to cream and sweetness.
Speaker: So it's got egg yolks in it, I guess.
Speaker: Are there eggs in ice cream?
Speaker: What the fuck?
Speaker: That's really weird.
Speaker: Isn't it all fictional?
Speaker: Yeah, New York used to be a shithole.
Speaker: Still is a shithole, but... Teddy Roosevelt was the one who saved the national parks, right?
Speaker: Or created the national parks?
Speaker: That's crazy.
Speaker: She was 106.
Speaker: That's so nuts.
Speaker: Nuclear bomb.
Speaker: Cars.
Speaker: Could you imagine the cars?
Speaker: Landing.
Speaker: Yeah, that's pretty nuts.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I mean... Really?
Speaker: Harry Styles is the most recent.
Speaker: He got hit the other day.
Speaker: Why are people doing that?
Speaker: What a bunch of fucking assholes.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: I think on that note, I'm wearing my Tag Heuer Kyrium, my grandpa.
Speaker: Yeah, I mean, yeah, so, so, our friends, yeah, so it was my grandfather's watch that he gave me when I graduated high school, and it had a different, so,
Speaker: It's a quartz watch.
Speaker: It's not manual.
Speaker: Or it's not automatic.
Speaker: And... But the battery was dead.
Speaker: So I needed the battery to be fixed.
Speaker: And then also... I needed a link to be added to the bracelet.
Speaker: And then... I also just wanted them to clean it.
Speaker: You know, check the... Because it's a diving watch.
Speaker: So check the... Water resistance.
Speaker: But I didn't want them to polish it or anything.
Speaker: Because I didn't want them to fuck up the patina.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: They replaced the entire dial.
Speaker: The new dial, either the dial isn't centered or this thing, like the thing that you can... Am I not entertaining?
Speaker: You've been on your phone this entire podcast.
Speaker: This dial, like this thing that... It's not centered with the actual dots on here, which drives me nuts.
Speaker: So they didn't do that right.
Speaker: No, the hands are aligned properly.
Speaker: It's the twisty thing.
Speaker: The twisty thing that tells you how long you've been underwater for.
Speaker: That you use as the timer.
Speaker: Like these numbers, the 30.
Speaker: Yeah, the bezel.
Speaker: Yeah, I'm being retarded.
Speaker: The bezel.
Speaker: The bezel is not lined up correctly with the 12 and the lines on the dial.
Speaker: And then not only that, so you see this piece here?
Speaker: That's not supposed to happen.
Speaker: You see how that's like, like bent like that?
Speaker: No, no, no, but see, look, look, look, look.
Speaker: You see the bracelet?
Speaker: You see how much this swings?
Speaker: You see how it does that?
Speaker: And like, look at this side.
Speaker: It doesn't do it.
Speaker: It doesn't do it.
Speaker: This is one length though.
Speaker: I don't know what the fuck they did to it.
Speaker: I gotta call him.
Speaker: I just haven't had time.
Speaker: I haven't been here.
Speaker: But I have the receipts and everything.
Speaker: But it's like all this shit.
Speaker: I'm like, what?
Speaker: And it cost me... I actually don't know if I do.
Speaker: But it cost me like $700 fucking dollars.
Speaker: And they fucked the whole watch up.
Speaker: Super annoying.
Speaker: I sent it.
Speaker: I know.
Speaker: I gotta call him.
Speaker: But I sent it to them before to do work on it.
Speaker: To replace the battery and just clean it and stuff.
Speaker: And it...
Speaker: Yeah, they did.
Speaker: Yeah, I have it.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: So I don't know what I'm going to do.
Speaker: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker: Maybe... And I don't really know too much about mechanical... Or quartz watches.
Speaker: But maybe the dial... I don't know.
Speaker: The dial doesn't touch the movement.
Speaker: It should be irrelevant, right?
Speaker: Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker: I don't know.
Speaker: So yeah, they charge me all this fucking money.
Speaker: And...
Speaker: they didn't do anything right.
Speaker: So I got to call them.
Speaker: And the problem is when you send it back to them, they take the watch for like eight fucking weeks, which is also really annoying.
Speaker: So that'd be pretty sick.
Speaker: You can try it out.
Speaker: $50,000 watch in the mail.
Speaker: What are you wearing?
Speaker: Maybe they'll be our first sponsor.
Speaker: Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: Alright, well thanks everybody.
Speaker: And if you didn't listen to this point, go fuck yourself.
Speaker: I can tell you I know what it is.
Speaker: I thought we don't mention it, the name.
Speaker: Isn't that like the whole part of it?
Speaker: So what's the name?
Speaker: Yeah.
Speaker: You better not talk about addicts or racements.
Speaker: Talk about it on the next podcast.
