Transcript
Speaker: Hello. Welcome back to another episode of Somewhere Elsewhere, a world building and actual play podcast.
Speaker: I'm Jerika. And I'm Janine. And today we' we're going to play in what we've affectionately called Dog World. It's completely normal world except for the fact that dogs have telekinesis. But you know what?
Speaker: It's completely normal in this world for dogs have telekinesis. So it's just an ordinary dog. It's just as normal as barking. So you may be wondering, listener, what could Odie and Idy possibly get into?
Speaker: I'm also wondering that. Well, let's find out. Okay, Odie and Gremly are having a conversation, as they are wont to do.
Speaker: When I.D. comes running in, she's sort of excited. She runs up to Odie, and she's like, hey, Odie, Odie. Yes, Miss I.D. Oh, what is it hey, Gremly. She, like, just puts her hand up, this automatically.
Speaker: oh yeah, you get a little tentacle high five. Um, okay. So, I was doing a little, you know, browsing with the task manager, and I found a world that we should go to.
Speaker: Oh, uh, you found a world to go to on your own. Why do you sound surprised? I'm a very capable individual. Well, I have no doubts about that. i'm I'm very impressed, but also very curious how you bypassed all the ID proof question mark. Oh, i no, no, no, no. no no no no no no Not here.
Speaker: Oh. Oh, yeah. I was not supposed to say, but I was with Isla. You were with I-Lib? Yeah. When? Just now.
Speaker: Oh, I was not aware, but you still had... How did you get to I-Lib Station? I walked. That is quite a hike.
Speaker: Scooter? So you didn't take the planar door? Okay, fine. ah i i saw it in a book, okay? There was this random book in the library that was called Ten Best Planes to Visit When You've Got Nothing Else to Do.
Speaker: Who writes this stuff? Did Fixer write this? Did fucking Grandma write this? Just go with me. Okay. Play with me in the space.
Speaker: There's published documentation notating what planes are great to visit? Miss ID, I am horribly confused. You know, you can't just be excited about something that I'm excited about. mean, I'm excited, I'm excited, but I'm just, I'm, I'm... You're asking the wrong questions.
Speaker: Oh, what world is that, ID? Tell me more about that. Oh, would you like to go? i mean, I am very curious about this this world you found, but I'm also very curious how you discovered this.
Speaker: Well, I'll show you. Oh, okay. Um, sure. Gremley, we can continue this conversation later. And he kind of gives a nod and he dives back into the pool.
Speaker: Well, before he goes, ah I.D. sort of just, like, makes a weird concentrating look at Gremly. Like, she's doing something, but nothing's happening. Like, are you getting that?
Speaker: She's trying to emote Eddie. Oh, okay. Yeah, because, like, you're not touching him at all. No. Like, he's, like, confused. Like, cocks his head. Anything? Just do you get just the slight like a little bit of a hint of mood there?
Speaker: cocks us out the other way. She takes out her her recorder. Okay. Note to self. Contactless communication via mood does not work as previously thought.
Speaker: Need to revisit. And he just waves. Yeah. really He waves you back and he dies back into the pool. Okay, come on, come on. Okay, I'm following, I'm following. she goes back up to the control. Okay.
Speaker: And she's like, sit, sit, sit. Okay, and okay seat. Okay, no, open up a task manager. Okay. He opens up his screen you can see kind of like the list of tasks that is like, I guess your inbox is currently empty. You've both done a good job taking care things. Okay, go to that sector over there.
Speaker: And she points at the screen. Okay. And, yeah, he plunges those joysticks forward. And can you just type in search colon slash slash AU?
Speaker: ah that's not exactly how this works. i I'm curious where... No, no, just, just, just... Okay. And, yeah, he types that in. And one of the plane's flashes... Oh, that one, that one right there. That's the one.
Speaker: Okay. Yeah, i he puts those joysticks forward to that direction. Perfect. Thanks, Odie. But I don't quite understand. What has caught your eye about this plane?
Speaker: Oh, ah I need more gold, and that plane has gold, so... Well, lot of planes have gold. Yeah, but this one... And she, like, looks at the screen, like... Yeah, this one will be easy to get from.
Speaker: Okay, and all right, I have to, I didn't, obviously I didn't read it in a book, and I didn't go to iLab, and obviously I didn't use the thing, but it's just very interesting that you fell for my simple ruse.
Speaker: I was going to guess this was a ruse of some kind because I was questioning how you were able to navigate on your own. If I were able to navigate on my own, do you think I would actually tell you?
Speaker: That is exactly why I have these controls here. Well, all controls can be controlled. So can can we go? Can we go? yeah Can we go? Yes, absolutely. oh Cool, cool, cool.
Speaker: Also, I don't know what exactly this... I got this stuff from the market, this like powder stuff, this brown powder stuff, and like you mix it with like hot water and you drink it and it's not that great, but I don't know, man. like I ah feel great. I think it's called ah cough, cough Coffee. Yes, coffee.
Speaker: Yes, it's ah it's wonderful. I enjoy it on occasions. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I i drank um five liters. Is that the right measurement?
Speaker: In what span of time, Miss Heidi? I don't know. This morning? oh This afternoon? what What time is it? I don't know. Time doesn't matter here. There's no clocks on the buzzard, Odie. Yes. Why are we still here? We've got gold to get.
Speaker: Yes, but Miss Heidi, for future reference, I'll have to limit your consumption of coffee every morning. Well, that seems unfair. Why? That much caffeine in your system at one time can... No, no, coffee.
Speaker: Coffee contains caffeine, which is a very potent stimulant. It it gives you energy. Yeah, know. It's great. It's great, but it's not exactly the best for you. I'm glad you're feeling well and you are energized.
Speaker: But maybe start with cutting that in half, because you're going to crash later and it's not going to feel well. What do you mean crash? You're going to lose that energy. I don't drive anything. You're going to lose that energy very rapidly, and it's not going to make you feel very good.
Speaker: I have not lost energy all morning, so I don't know what you're talking about. I even gave Patches a clean, clean bill of health. Did a whole system, um, what's the word?
Speaker: Odie, what is the word? Diagnostic. Oh, very good. And he's running real good. um I got S's Patches, you rabbit. I think you know the answer Yes, that's amazing.
Speaker: And I wanted to paint him, but he was having a hard time deciding on the color. Well, it's wonderful he can decide for himself what color he wants to be. Well, I mean, he wasn't really deciding as much as just sitting there and staring.
Speaker: But I know that he was thinking about it. Okay, so, uh... Gold! Yes, shall we get going then? Okay, okay, okay. Wait, I'm not even ready. How am I not ready?
Speaker: and she, like, runs off to her room. ah he just leans up against the planer door. And you hear, like, some clanking and, like, a thud and, ah! And then some cursing.
Speaker: Where is it? Oh, there it is. And then she, like, comes running back out. Rosati, don't say I did not warn you about the crash later. Again, I'm not piloting any vehicles. It will feel... you know what? You're right. I can't say that. i I might.
Speaker: I did before. it did very well. Really well, might I add. Very well. You add? No, I add. I'm the one who adds. Why is the door still closed? Okay, let's go. Oh my gosh. He opens the door. She just like rushes through. Heidi. And she comes back through backwards.
Speaker: Yes? You get to disguise yourself instead of just rushing in. Wait, why do I have to do that? Isn't this a world that has people like me? Well, maybe' we said maybe not with blue-tinged skin. Oh, you know what? I'm getting sick and tired of this prejudice against blue.
Speaker: She just stops and, like, she opens up her, the monitor. Yeah. And she hits a few buttons and she kind of, like, you see her like kind of, like, scrolling. Fine. Fine.
Speaker: what is my, what is, how much charge do I have left? Okay, I guess fine. I will, for you, Odie, for you, i will burn a charge just so I can blend in.
Speaker: And she's a different normal to this plain color. Okay, yeah, and Odie does the same. Normal two-eyed person looking Odie. When she, like, runs through. Okay. Where did Odie put the door for just a random place? Like, where would Odie... Well, usually it's up against a large surface. A very big tree, cliff face, ground, what have you.
Speaker: Like a wall of a building, maybe? yeah So you go through the door and you see Eide. She's like looking around. um You exit into an alleyway and it is daytime and you hear the sounds of traffic. Not heavy traffic, but the traffic you hear, you know, people milling about like signs of life. Yeah. Like a normal inhabited place.
Speaker: Odie's at the end of the alley, like, like looking back and forth. want you to roll to see if Odie notices something. Okay. That's just gonna be a flat roll from him. And it's a five.
Speaker: Good strong start with these new Odie dice I bought. Okay. So Odie does not notice there is a small army sort of amassing behind him.
Speaker: And I say army, but there are many, many figures amassing behind him. Idy comes running back and she says, oh, what the hell? What? Oh, what I see behind me?
Speaker: So as you turn around, you see a collection of very dogs and they're just watching. Oh, um hello. I'm just going kneel down and like maybe like offer to pet him.
Speaker: Just reach my hand out. Odie, what is what are they? Oh, they're dogs. They're lovely companions. they They exist on quite a few planes. Okay. They're big, but also small.
Speaker: Wait, these are all the same thing? They look completely Well, different breeds, but they are all canines, yes. Man, the universe is weird. Back home, we only have things that look like themselves.
Speaker: We don't have variations of them. Well, this is a result of thousands of years of selective breeding. I don't know what that means, but I also don't think I want to.
Speaker: There are dogs except pets. So they're eyeing you warily as two people who came out of a wall, essentially. Now, ordinarily, I'm sure, you know, Odie doesn't think much about animals seeing him, right?
Speaker: There's a brave... name a dog breed. ah Great Pyrenees. Okay, so Janiel picks the biggest dog. I love them. They're like sentient clouds.
Speaker: Okay. So a great Pyrenees decides to move forward and sniff Odie's hand. Is great Pyrenees friendly? Well, if Odie tries to pet him, he will succeed. Okay. I'm just going to pet him.
Speaker: That's why I offered my hand out. Although, it does sniff his hand for longer than normal. So, O.D.' 's petting him, and I.D.' 's just sort of, like, standing there like, okay, um... And she kind of kneels down, like, what do what do I do?
Speaker: Just reach your hand out, let them sniff you first, and if they seem acceptable, you can scratch them on the head. Why? Dogs love affection. They enjoy being scratched? Yes, like some of them, that's that's what they live for. they they're Again, they're very, very used to people being patient. Like how hard do have to scratch them?
Speaker: Hard, gently. Just how you scratch your own back. Oh, that way. Okay, because was thinking that you're drawing blood and I'm like, I don't know what's going goodness, no, no. So she goes to put, because she's already got ah her journal out. She goes to put it away and like kneel down at the same time.
Speaker: And a little piece of of a snack that she had brought with her falls out of her her satchel. And immediately the wired hair dachshund eyes that and just concentrates on it.
Speaker: And it starts to move towards it on its own. And I.D.' 's putting this journal away and she goes a turn and is what is going on? Oh, dogs do that here.
Speaker: It's, uh... What? I didn't see that on the screen. oh right. We probably should review this world for your own notes so before we walked in here.
Speaker: Yeah, I keep forgetting that. And like the little snack just levitates itself to the white-haired dachshund and they eat it. So wait, are you... And she kind of like leans down into Odie's like ear. Are you telling me that these creatures on this plane can use telekinesis? Just this plane, at least as far as I know.
Speaker: Dogs anywhere else that I've encountered do not do this, though I have encountered dogs that fly. i ah i do want to hear about that, I guess. But I don't like that I want to know. Okay.
Speaker: Okay. This will be even easier than I thought. And she opens her antenna, which I guess only Odie can see her do? Yeah.
Speaker: You and Odie can see that. Yeah. yeah And then all of a sudden, she is no longer person, but she is a dog. I'm sure it's the amazement of all these fucking dogs.
Speaker: Well, I mean, they're animals to ID. Like, she grew up on a farm. She knows that animals are like, they can be smart, but they're not like smart. I can't think of what kind of dog but that she is. So Janiel, what kind of, just name a ah medium-sized dog. Blue tick coonow.
Speaker: I always say that because this slightly bluish gray shade of their coat. And they're spotted. You be a blue tick beagle. It's a little bit smaller. Fine. yeah She is a blue ticked coon hound.
Speaker: The significance of that is whatever you want to make of it. And she like finds out like she's like sniffs. Oh, my gosh. She sends a message to Odie.
Speaker: Whoa. These animals have an amazing sense of smell. Especially the breed you turn into. They are great hunting dogs for that reason. That's the... Oh! Oh! Oh! I don't know where that is, but it's bad. Oh!
Speaker: We can leave. You lead the way. Okay, and she, like, runs back out the end of the other end of the alley. And all the dogs are just, like, what the fuck watching. Like, none of them bark. None of them were, like, carrying on. But, like, they're just all watching.
Speaker: So, Idy takes off. And she, like, looks around. You can tell her she's she's sniffing. Like, okay, what? i will I'm still, i don't know if I'll ever get used to the fact that different beings have different things that they do.
Speaker: And the fact that just sniffing is second nature to me weirds me out slightly. and she like turns and she like scampers down the down the sidewalk. Miss Heidi, just beware of the road and the traffic.
Speaker: So what Odie sees is a typical street in what looks like a smallish town. It's not a city. it looks like kind of a... Two-story town kind of thing?
Speaker: Not a lot. Yeah, just like a smallish town. And on the street, there's like lots of shops and there's stuff in the windows and... I'm picturing Bedina Square in my head. Yeah, kind of yeah sure. Yeah, I'm kind of like that. just but Instead of a square, just like a strip, like a main street. yeah There's a square further down the street because it's a courthouse or whatever. you know There's traffic. It's not heavy. you know Cars come by every once in a while. There are people walking around.
Speaker: There are dogs barking, but Odie would notice that they bark. Like, it it seems to him, and probably only to him, it it's different than other barks that he's heard from dogs.
Speaker: It feels performative, as if they don't actually want to bark, but they are anyway. No one else seems to notice, but it is something that Odie would pick up on.
Speaker: Cool. Okay. I'm still following you. Like, where where are you going? So, Aini's, like, she's not running, but she's kind of like, trotting down the the sidewalk, and she's, like, sniffing, and she's, like, looking in the windows, and sometimes she has to, like, climb up on her hind legs to, like, see inside.
Speaker: And she's not paying too much attention, and someone exits a shop. Right as she walks in front of the door and it slams against her and she lets out a howl and the person says, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, little, little, little one. I'm sorry. And the idea is just growling.
Speaker: Oh, uh, Miss I, uh, I, I apologize, uh, sir. She ran off on me. gonna scoop you up. Like, hold you against my shoulders. I do apologize, and it is no harm i done. O.D., put me down immediately.
Speaker: no, I, it's fine. Put down. fine. No, no, no, it's fine. We will have words later. And the guy's like, oh, oh, yeah, you should really have, you should really have her on her leash, but again, I am sorry.
Speaker: Oh, it's fine. And I apologize for not having her at least. She just slipped out the door this morning. One gets ah an emoji that's just like... Rage. Whatever whatever the fuck you emoji it. No.
Speaker: Yeah. Middle finger emoji. Or is that guy walking away? Yeah, it's like, you guys have a good day. You too, sir. I.D.' 's on his shoulder, looking over his shoulder, and she's watching this guy walk away.
Speaker: And she, like, focuses on this guy. And she... Hold on. I should roll for this. this This is going to be a flat roll because I don't think I.D.'s...
Speaker: doesn't normally have telekinetic powers. Well, that's an 11. Oh, fuck. So she subtly unties his shoes while he's walking and ties them together. And he takes a step and just falls on his face.
Speaker: I'm gonna roll so you noticed what you did. Okay, go for it. That's a fucking 10. Miss ID, no, please don't do this. It was it was an accident.
Speaker: int Dogs can't laugh. well In Odie's head, id is just laughing. Miss ID? No. This could be fun, Odie.
Speaker: This could be fun. Miss ID? and I'm going to take you, like, where people won't think I'm crazy talking to my dog. I'm just going to like take you, like, don't know, like, yeah near a park bench or something and just, like, sit you down and say, Miss ID.
Speaker: there is end There is a newspaper on the bench, by the way. A newspaper? Yeah, just sitting there in case you want to do something with it. I was going to fucking roll up and slap her with it. That's what you're insinuating. I'm just, i'm it's just there. No. It's there.
Speaker: It's just there. No. You do whatever you want. No, no, no. I'm telling you what's there. You decide what you're doing. Not even crossing my mind. Miss Heidi, you should be aware by now that whenever we travel to a new plane, we have to be guests here. We can't take actions that are unnecessary like that.
Speaker: She looks at you just, well, she doesn't have her normal face to emote. So how her feelings get translated is that she like does the dog like cock head. like yeah What are you? do Unnecessary.
Speaker: That really hurt. He should be watching what he was doing. Well, you were running and it was an accident. He just happened to be crossing out of that door in your path. It really hurt, Odie.
Speaker: I'm sorry that hurt. Oh, gosh. Why? Oh, why am I also... It really hurt. What? ah Gosh, these forms. She starts, like, kind of whimpering. Like, what is going on? What am I even doing right now? Well, I'm sorry that I hurt you. Are you genuinely okay? that not She looks at you and, like, gives you a squint. Physically, okay. Do you not remember when i got my kneecap busted in by a giant alligator man and... Yes, but you did not weigh 20 pounds then.
Speaker: No, and I couldn't have because we were concentrating on the truck. But you know what? I should think about that more often. i need to figure out a way to to like, make the power cells portable so that I can swap them in and out as needed. That way i could become a small animal and evade. And she like starts just going on and on and on.
Speaker: ah Miss Heidi, if we came here to fetch some gold, what did you have in mind? Well, I mean, yes. So I need something akin to that trophy from Olympus.
Speaker: I, in this world, I'm not sure where you would find that that's easily accessible. No, no, no, not like just the in the amount. Oh, OK. And as Odie kind of like looks around, he does notice that there is a jewelry store.
Speaker: Miss Heidi, I know what you might be thinking, but we cannot steal. would have been easier to go to Olympus and just maybe challenge them to another game. Are you, as they say in that one place, are you mental?
Speaker: No, I'm just thinking logically e because I can't think of another place you would get gold that's free. Okay, fine. will then just I didn't know this was going a boring plane. It looked like it might be interesting.
Speaker: And it kind of is. with this She moved the newspaper like up and down slowly. I must explain something to you.
Speaker: Here we go. Since we did not take the time to study this plane before entering this world, this world has very strict laws that govern these abilities that dogs have.
Speaker: How is it that you know all this stuff? When I walk into a plane that is just brought to my attention. I review notes every place I go. I don't necessarily bring it up on my screen. I do that for you. With me, it's downloaded.
Speaker: Rub it in, why don't you? But since you are not aware, and this might sound crazy, the ability... is that little animal? Her head just snaps and like there's a squirrel like... What is that?
Speaker: A squirrel. I want to chase it and I don't know why. Yes, it's ah part of turning into a creature that you are not. Those instincts tend to take over sometimes. We get to push those past you.
Speaker: Are you all right? She manages to, like, fight off that urge. Yeah, yeah, I'm... and I'm all right. woo Anyway... So maybe we should go somewhere more private. Walk with me and just stay close to me. I do not wish to put a leash on you. That would be i do not want to do that. Yes, you do not want to. That would be a very, very bad idea.
Speaker: We're just going to walk down the street for a little bit and I know like basically walking behind like some trees where like there's nobody there and I'm gonna turn to turn into a dog myself. So as you do that, from the bushes comes leaping out a German shepherd.
Speaker: And now that we're all dogs, s this German shepherd looks at I.D. and says, i don't know what your game is, lady, but you done broke the rules.
Speaker: You gotta come with me now. And like, oh, he's a German shepherd now, too, because like, of course he is. Oh, uh, I apologize, but so where, where, what, what happened? Is this your mate? No, she she is a friend of mine. i And Idy just starts growling and barking at that.
Speaker: Well, she broke the rules. I saw what she did to that human. That's a no-no. I mean, I saw that And you know that's a no-no. I know, I know.
Speaker: But she's still young. And know that you know that it's a no-no. You know? She's still very young. She's she's still a puppy. Does German Shepherd and Adi cock their heads at you like... Or you are young. Adi's young.
Speaker: But still, she just they they still like... Okay. And Odie just hears, what's a puppy? Is that like the young of these creatures? Yes. We have evidence and proof that she did what she did.
Speaker: That's against the law. And gotta take her in. Hmm. Odie's not going let that happen. I'm going to message Eide. Okay. And is this it just one single German Shepherd? I'm going to roll.
Speaker: and Okay. ah That is an 11. With your doggy senses, you smell that there are other German Shepherds in the area. I.D. is just going to look at this German Shepherd and just say, yeah, no, thank you. And she just like turns on and like starts walking away.
Speaker: This German Shepherd moves so fast and pounces on her and like pins her to the ground. oh shit. I don't know if you have a hearing problem, lady, but I said you're coming with me.
Speaker: don't think we discussed how strong these telekinetic powers are Like, how big of a thing can we move with them? We did not discuss this, did we? I'm going to try to shove him off of my telekinect powers.
Speaker: That's a 10. Okay. That's what you want to do? Yep. Okay. You move that you knock this German Shepherd off of ID, and immediately you are surrounded by German Shepherds.
Speaker: And they all have collars on and a little medallion that says K9 on it. Well, suppose it's take me in too. The mean German Shepherd looks at you, snips you.
Speaker: Where are you from? You don't smell right. We're new in town. We're from a few counties over. You in the force? Well, I was. ah I took some pretty bad injuries, so I'm retired.
Speaker: You need to roll for that. Yeah. With my fucking negative two, that's fitting. I roll a three, that's a one. ah That tracks. So you're a liar on top.
Speaker: I am a terrible liar. Yeah. Yeah, you are. And you hear ID like, yeah, he is. And he like makes a ah sharp movement with his snout. And all of a sudden, handcuffs fly through the air and lock on to... Doggy handcuffs? Yep. Doggy handcuffs lock on to ID and OD. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: And they drag you off into the bushes. And these bushes are like by a big tree. And at the base of this tree, one of the German shepherds starts digging at it until there's a click.
Speaker: And he sort of like snoots it and like opens a little hatch. And they toss you and I.D. down this hatch unceremoniously.
Speaker: What you experience, has O.D. ever been on a water slide? Good question. i don't think so. Well, then this is a new experience for him. Because this is a slide. In his thousands of years of existence.
Speaker: So you are all sliding down and up and around until you end up inside the confines of a cage.
Speaker: A large cage. But a cage nonetheless. And you guys are separated immediately. You see this kind of fucked up looking pit bull, like he's been in some fights, come strolling in on the other side.
Speaker: well We got some misbehavours. Oh, yes, indeed. Good. I like misbehaviors. And the the German shepherd, like, appears after a little bit. And he says, yeah, this is a liar. and that's a rule breaker.
Speaker: Rule breaker? You don't look like a rule breaker, but takes all kinds, I guess. And then he, like, looks at O.D. i don't take kindly to liars. Well, I'm a very terrible liar, so I apologize that you have to deal with me now.
Speaker: Oh, we'll deal with you. And then he looks back at the German Shepherd. Go see if you can't get us a court date. And the German Shepherd just kind of nods and like scampers off. And this pit bull saunters out of the room.
Speaker: You guys are in crates, but just in this room. I can't see ID? Oh, you can. Okay. Just in your own separate crates. Okay. yes Yeah, see that messenger. So, about rule breaking here and why we should refuel rules before we go into a new plane. So, about being stupid, why did you do that?
Speaker: i wasn't going to let you be taken here by yourself. Cody, we had this conversation. What was I supposed to do, just leave you here? I know where going to take you. They're animals.
Speaker: They have a secret underground society that protects and governs the abilities of theirs, as I was trying to explain to you. Okay, but I don't have to be this dog.
Speaker: I have a lens and an antenna. I'm not really in any danger here. You are not, but I worry about revealing ourselves here. i They're dogs, I know, but they're dogs with enhanced abilities. Well, I i don't know, and that's why I decided I've changed my mind. I'm going to entertain this whole scenario because I find it sort of interesting, and I inexplicably just want to smell all the things.
Speaker: It smells mainly musty down here. Yeah, that wall over there is the P wall, I guess. Yes, and I find it rather foul. And that wall over there, well, you won't stay away from that wall.
Speaker: You know how you are about... I'm not offended by natural bodily functions. is that I don't normally have to perform it. Oh, okay. So you're just scared to poop. You're not afraid of poop in general. Got it.
Speaker: Okay, so what are we going to do? Well, they're to get us a court date, and hopefully it won't take very long to process us, and by then, we should be home free. If not, we will find a way out of here.
Speaker: All right, you know what? For some strange reason, I'm enjoying this form, and I probably will need to meditate on that later. So, hey, I'm leaving this one up to you.
Speaker: i know I'm the one who usually has to make the plan and everything, but it's, you know, you need to pull your own weight too here. you just, like, glaze down. So it's a while before that pit bull comes back.
Speaker: And they sound like, oh my gosh. Okay, it's a different pit bull. Pitbull number two. Yeah, it's a different color. He he doesn't look as rough. You and you.
Speaker: Your court date is set for now. Come on. And the crates start rising in the air as two German shepherds behind you levitate him up and move you.
Speaker: And you go down this these tunnels, these underground tunnels, which could be like ah an old sewer system or like an abandoned subway. Where the lights light down here? They're flickery.
Speaker: They hover you down the tunnel and couple turns here and there. They enter a room, which looks like it once was like a locker room. Like there are few lockers, but there's like benches too.
Speaker: And there are dogs sitting on the benches. And laying underneath the benches and all facing one direction. And on the opposite side of the entranceway, there is they couch.
Speaker: And there's two more shepherds on either side of it. And there's a whippet sort of pacing back and forth on one side. And they put you down on the other side.
Speaker: And one of the shepherds says, "'All rise!' The Honorable Judge Gus now presiding. And this wrinkly-ass, slobbery English bulldog slowly walks in, and he's wearing the traditional judge's wig. The judge's outfit.
Speaker: There's a ramp so he doesn't have to hop onto it. And he, like, sits down, and he kind of, like, looks at everyone. All right. What's the charges?
Speaker: And the whippet says, oh, oh, so um that one, the hound over there, um was caught breaking rule number one.
Speaker: Not only rule number one, but rule number one, category a using your powers to the detriment of the humans. And the other one assaulted an officer.
Speaker: The hunk girl? And he looks over to the two of you. Oh, uh, they take you out the cages. And how do you plead? Idy, like, just is laying down in the most leisurely way possible for a dog.
Speaker: Guilty, but in defense of my friend here, he was just still a puppy, sir. Let be known, the defendant pleads guilty. And what about you?
Speaker: And Idy, like, what? Whatever. Whatever he says. And the bull, like, turns back to Odie. Yes, guilty, but... Let the record show both defendants plead guilty.
Speaker: Counselor, he looks at the whippet. And the whippet's like, oh, yes, okay, so, um, what are your names? He kind of walks over to to the two of you. What are your names? Oh, my name is Otis.
Speaker: Otis. Let the record show this one identifies as Otis and your friend. You're not going to name yourself? When ID says that OD can handle it, that's what she means.
Speaker: Whenever Odie's got a name, you're going to fucking hate it. Probably. Iris. Otis and Iris. Why do you give, like, a a tail thump and a chuff and just message you quietly?
Speaker: Jerk. You didn't say anything. I didn't, I wasn't going to. This is your show, man. This is your, to I'm testing you now. Are you fit to be my mentor?
Speaker: And, oh, damn. It doesn't come off as a lie. rolled a 10. I don't know what to do. Oh, wait, no. It's still a nine. Okay. okay You're trying to lie to me? Yeah.
Speaker: Okay. i don't know. And the whippet's like, Mr. Otis, will you tell the court the reasoning behind your behavior? Well, yes, I was just defending my my friend. She's still a puppy. She's still learning.
Speaker: In the courtroom, and you can hear just like kind of like murmurs like... She wasn't aware she was breaking the rules. She was injured and she was thinking rationally at the time.
Speaker: We'll get to her in a second, Mr. Otis. Your actions. Assaulting an officer of the law. Surely you understand that is a major offense as well.
Speaker: Yes, and I was acting irrationally at the time. i mean, how else am I supposed to act when I see someone I care about very much being assaulted? by an officer of the law doing their job?
Speaker: wasn't thinking the time. After admitting that you have admitted that she had committed the crime, and yet you are suggesting that you were acting irrationally when the consequences of that action came to fruition?
Speaker: I wasn't thinking rationally at the time either. All I saw was my friend neighbor being protected. The whippet, like, turns and looks at the judge. If dogs could shrug. Okay.
Speaker: And what about your friend? Where did you find this, this hound? I found her while ago, back when she was just a small pup. We've been together ever since. And I don't suppose either of you are registered?
Speaker: Oh, we've been adopted together, yes. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Where is your domicile? Oh, I'm afraid I don't have permission from my human to tell you that. You see, my human works for a very, very, well, independent research study.
Speaker: Like, the courtroom just, like, is, or an uproar. Like, what? would that They're talking to the humans? like for And the bulldog, Robert, order his courtroom.
Speaker: Counselor, proceed. And this whippet eyes you. You were given instructions by a human nut to say? Well, it's more like I interpreted his research project as being very important, so I don't want to interfere with such things.
Speaker: But right now, us being down here is sort of interfering with that. You do realize that the laws that govern the human world do not apply to us, right? Oh, no, they don't. We don't care what your human does or does not do.
Speaker: They're just not supposed to be interfered with. Oh, yes, but is there laws saying they can't interfere with us? No, they don't know we're here. Not yet. And the courtroom, like, uproar again.
Speaker: what what? Is that a threat? What is going to happen? yeah is Is this at the end of the world? and this life And there's a yappy dog in there. and ah but The yappy dog's not saying anything. They're just yapping.
Speaker: They're sort of a noise. it's It's a Jack Russell, and he's just, like, like jumping up and, like, jumping and, like, flipping. God damn it, who keeps letting him in here? oh my God, the world's going to end. The world's going to end. The world's going to end.
Speaker: There will be order in this courtroom. And everyone sort of like dies down. And the judge looks at Odie. What do you mean by that? Yet. And I'm just going to generate a small prop.
Speaker: Okay. What were you generating? tiny little camera and tracker. Because that some people track their pets. Like it's a ah it's a fucking air tag essentially. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: Well, my human was very curious where I was going all day. So they decided to keep tabs on me. Son, are we being recorded right now? Not recorded, it just, well, my master might be wondering why I'm 30 feet underground.
Speaker: And he, like, looks at the shepherds, and he looks at someone that you can't see, that's, like, sort of hiding in, and like, a shadowy area in the back of the room, and then you sort just nods.
Speaker: This court is adjourned till further notice. Bailiffs, take them to the room. And everyone's like, what is going on? Like, what is this is so peculiar. And they get herded out. And these two shepherds sort of, like, motion you to follow them.
Speaker: Well, one's in front, one's in the back to make sure you follow. And they lead you back through, like, where this shower area is. And there's a hole in the wall.
Speaker: And you go through the hole and you walk in complete darkness for a while until you exit in this, like, grotto. This underground grotto.
Speaker: There's this, like, it's like a ah natural spring. i mean, Odie can probably figure that this was the original source of the water that these tunnels were built for, but is no longer used. Yeah.
Speaker: So there's a little babbling spring. And in this grotto, there are lots of dogs that are like milling about and like using their powers to move stuff. And like there are papers that are being like moved around and written on. And like people are like discussing different things. And there's like just different areas to this grotto.
Speaker: Work is being done. They lead you to this beautiful border collie, like, with very manicured coat, talking with ah a group of other dogs by a chalkboard.
Speaker: And there's, like, some diagrams on it and some, like, math. Looks to be some sort of, like, ah astronomy thing, maybe? But they lead you over to this Border Collie, and then they stand on either side of you.
Speaker: And after a moment, the Border Collie, like, nods their head, and everyone kind of, like, disperses, and they turn and look at the four of you. So, are these the ones that are causing trouble? Yes, ma'am.
Speaker: All right. Leave them with me. run along, and they immediately just about face and go back the way they came. How are you two doing? I'm doing very well, ma'am.
Speaker: Would you care for a refreshment? Uh, I'm fine, but thank you for offering. Okay. So I hear that you are posing a threat to the secrecy of our society.
Speaker: It wasn't intentional. my My human put this collar on me. And when I was taken this morning, I knew i had to make it apparent somehow that I still had this tracker on me. Um, she kind of, like, puts her nose, like, and kind of, like, looks at it, kind of sniffs it, and then she grabs it with her teeth and, like, rips it off of you.
Speaker: ah there goes my human's project. And tosses it against the wall where it smashes. You say we're not supposed to be interfering him with humans, but you just did. No, you did. You went somewhere you weren't supposed to and got your collar torn off of you.
Speaker: That's very rude and inconsiderate. What's rude and inconsiderate is that we are actively trying to make sure that there is not strife in this world.
Speaker: You see, there's a very delicate balance between our society and the human society. I understand that perfectly well. They outnumber us, for one. And even with our enhanced abilities, we would not survive a conflict.
Speaker: If the humans were to find out about our society, then they would find out about our abilities, and they would conduct so many experiments and so many dogs would die trying to figure out how to replicate that for themselves and...
Speaker: I don't know how much you know about human culture, but that's probably not a good idea. I understand it all too well. Who are you? Well, someone who's very curious.
Speaker: Just as curious as my human is, but, uh, you know, with that tracker over there, I'm sure they'll be looking for that wherever it was last detected, which was down here. the way, you broke it down here.
Speaker: Like I said, your caller will be found. But it last pinged down here, 30 feet below the surface. interesting that you understand these human devices so well.
Speaker: I've been around my master since I was a puppy. And yet you do not disclose this. I have time to when your officers were arresting me and my friend here. For breaking the law?
Speaker: Yes. What would you have them do? Just sit there and be like, oh, that's probably fine. Well, she's a puppy and still learning. don't understand why you would take it out on a puppy who just did not know.
Speaker: Did I not explain to you the whole human dog thing? Yes, and I was trying to explain to her about how we are not supposed to break laws. If a human saw that one of us did that, it would all be over. Well, I don't point the severity of the situation, no ma'am.
Speaker: I just, I'm having trouble. If you understand the severity, why are you being so obstinate? Because it was the innocent acts of someone who just did not know.
Speaker: Ignorance of the law does not mean that the law does not apply to you. I understand that. And even more so now. So she will have to be punished.
Speaker: How? I wouldn't worry about that so much as what's going to happen to you. You see, she broke the law because she didn't know better. You broke the law.
Speaker: And you did know better. What's your excuse for that? As I explained in that courtroom, I wasn't acting irrationally at the time. See, we're we're very bonded. And to see anyone tackle her to the ground, its just made me uneasy.
Speaker: But you know, you knew that they were officers. I didn't know at the time. She like narrows her eyes. Everybody knows.
Speaker: You would have either been put through the trials to be an officer and become one or you would have failed out. That's the fate for your kind.
Speaker: I was adopted as a puppy. I was never put through that situation. i'm not an officer dog. i was um I'm a family dog. I didn't mean by the humans. And she can't smile. ah She does that dog smile thing. The grin. Yeah.
Speaker: Well, apparently they missed me. What would you have me do? I'm a reasonable dog. Well, would have to figure that out before my human comes looking for the last ping of that transmitter you just broke.
Speaker: I would have preferred if you wanted to destroy it, destroy it up there where, don't know, maybe I was hit by a car or something. Hmm, that's not a bad idea. But instead, you destroyed it down here, 30 feet below the surface, so that's the last place I was.
Speaker: So you say. We don't know what this device does. I know very well much what it does. Again, I've been around my human for a long time now. I'm gonna have to have you roll, because you're telling lots of lies here. I am telling lots of lies. And it's eight.
Speaker: Okay, it's a mixed success, so... Yeah. What is Heidi doing this whole time? She's just sitting there? Mm-hmm. Okay. She's kind of like, looking around, sniffing, kind of like, going up to other dogs to see what they're working on. because so what, like, it's just, like, a free-roaming place here?
Speaker: and this area, yeah. There's people doing work. Okay. she sees She sees a group of dogs that are, like, looking at a what looks to be some sort of technical manual from, like, the 60s.
Speaker: It's old and outdated, but, like, they're trying to understand yeah that they're having a hard time. But they're they're trying. And I.D. kind of, like, gravitates over there.
Speaker: You know, no one else has it been this outspoken before. Usually, yes, I did it and I'm very sorry. Or, no, I didn't. But actually you did, so you go to... Well, as you might have guessed, I am a terrible liar. So it's not even worth telling a lie.
Speaker: I'll be honest with you. Yes, and that is what is concerning me. No one else has ever said all the things that you've been saying or mentioned knowing what some advanced human contraption does.
Speaker: You see those dogs over there? And she, like, gestures to the group that ID has now started conversing with. They're trying to figure out how the human devices work.
Speaker: They're not having a very successful time. Well, my friend over there, Iris, she was raised alongside me night with my master. So he's very smart.
Speaker: We both kind of know a little bit about human technology. You just hear from that group, you hear I.D.' 's voice say, What do you mean you don't know what torque is?
Speaker: I'm trying to explain differential to you. but what it what what What don't you get? I'm actually quite curious why why you're doing all this. Is it curiosity are you working on something?
Speaker: Oh, yes. I'm going to spill all the government secrets. To someone who understands technology and potentially help you, depending on what you were doing? To a rule-breaker. To a rule-breaker who has immense knowledge.
Speaker: So you'd have me just listen to you and accept what you say? Some felon who, while not technically convicted, is still a felon.
Speaker: Yes, but at least I'm terrible at telling lies, so I tell the truth. You can trust that much. She starts, like, pacing. Okay, fine. Let's deal with this situation with this tracker, as you call it, first.
Speaker: Then maybe we can see what we can do as far as cooperation. Okay. ah So my only thought is maybe put that on the surface somewhere, maybe directly above where we are at. So maybe when my human finds it, he'll think it was just a miscommunication. Surely my dog can't be 30 feet underground.
Speaker: She lets out a a sharp little bark and dogs just pick it up and leave. Well, I will be done. gears like they're you see how they go together and you see how they turn one turns and the other one turns what do you mean why gonna make a deal with you okay you to find a way to protect us from the humans if something i ever were to happen and we will let you go
Speaker: Well, i was the- On the condition that you go way out of town. Oh, you'll never see me again. One way or another, you're right.
Speaker: Because if you end up back in town, i will have them rip you to shreds. Fair enough. So I was thinking about how to protect you. Just you. She stays.
Speaker: Why does she need to stay? don't know if you know who I am. i do not. I'm the leader of this town.
Speaker: But I understand why does she need to stay. i don't have to explain that to you. That's one of the perks of being the leader. Well, then you'll get no deal from me. You'll get no knowledge. You'll get no technology from my human that I was going to install here to prevent any of this from happening again.
Speaker: After all, I'm not the only one with trackers on my collar. Other people are getting into this too. So what's to prevent this happening again? From someone who maybe does not understand what's on their collar.
Speaker: You just happened to capture a very smart dog this time around. Can somebody get me a laser scanner? No. Two very smart dogs. Fine, I'll just get one myself.
Speaker: Uh, Iris? You see, uh, Idy? They see, like, a little paw, like, pawing at her one arm. i mean Iris? No. um What? what's What? What? I have a messenger.
Speaker: Don't summon anything. What? But, Odie, they don't have a clue what they're doing here. We will work on that. Just a little one? No. Hold off for a moment.
Speaker: Restrain yourself, please. I gotta go back to ah this border collie. Miss, um I don't believe I've gotten your name. Penelope. Penelope. Very nice to meet you.
Speaker: But I will reiterate, I could come up with a way to prevent something like this from happening again under one condition that I leave of my friend over there. She does not stay here. If you are exiling both of us, she comes with me.
Speaker: Roll. Eight.
Speaker: Eight does not beat a ten. doing like conflicted. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, I don't like you setting the rules here. So what I'm going to say is you will do what I ask you to do.
Speaker: And when it comes time for the two of yours punishment, maybe i will consider less. I don't quite understand. i thought you were going to let us go after we build something for you.
Speaker: I thought that was part of the deal. The fact we're still getting punished, it sounds even less satisfying for me, so I'm going to say no deal. Okay, well then we will just throw you back in the cell and let you rot. And you will not get access to the wonderful technology my master has.
Speaker: the amazing technology that could prevent something like this from happening again, because it surely will happen again. Because, again, you just happen to capture a very smart dog this time around. But what if you capture someone who just has no idea what's going on? Oh, my master put this shiny new collar on me, but it has a camera on it. It can see and record everything.
Speaker: No one else here would know that. Maybe you would know that. But anyone else here, the officers capturing them in the first place, you're willing to jeopardize the safety and integrity of this whole place just because you won't let one thing slip.
Speaker: That sounds incredibly dangerous. Rule number one, do they not use your powers to interfere with the humans. And you are jeopardizing much more than that. If i let you go, that sets a dangerous precedent. If you let me go, you'll never see me again. I won't be in this town at all.
Speaker: And you'll have something that I have made for you to protect this place. All I need is a couple hours above the surface to go back to my master's place, grab a few things, and make something for you.
Speaker: Hold on. What do you mean make something for me? I meant install something for you. I know what my master does with these things. I know what it's capable of doing.
Speaker: That little tracker back there, I know what can break them without actually breaking them. Can you get us one that a human's not going to follow? Well, that's the point. It's supposed to block the signal.
Speaker: So you could have a dog come down here with a tracker or what have you, but it just won't show up. No, what I meant was I wanted to track another dog. Uh, surely my human has more tracking collars. Why do you ask? i am not going to tell you.
Speaker: And she, like, moves her ears in us in a certain way. And two dogs, a golden doodle and a Chesapeake retriever, escort him up to the surface to his master's place.
Speaker: I'm going to. And like ID comes up like, you're not leaving me down here. And she like she turns and looks at the bul border collie and gives such a stare.
Speaker: I take it. She's staying behind for collateral. She's not being as intimidating as she's trying to be. Okay, fine. Just take this weirdo with you. There's something wrong with her.
Speaker: Ivy's just like, well, fuck you. ah Miss this miss ah Iris, no. um No. ah She's giving us a chance here. i You know what? I am sick and... Ooh, what is that?
Speaker: Iris, we are going back to our... Is that like, is that like a, is that cake? We're going back to our human's place. With like frosting sprinkles? Do you remember where that is?
Speaker: Chocolate. Wait. You cannot chocolate. No, i no No, that's not chocolate. it's It's something new. And she likes just like a sniffing. Iris, let's go.
Speaker: But, but the, the cake. I'm, hopefully it's not chocolate because you're not supposed to have that. what What do you mean? in this form, no. Then why would I be... where were the Whatever, I'm getting tired of this place.
Speaker: And they lead you out and you hear Penelope, where's my cake? So they lead you up to the surface a different way. You come out a drain pipes under, like, that comes out of the side of a hill or something. oh Okay.
Speaker: All right, where does your human live? Uh, and I'm going to see like, ah it's like a small town. Surely somebody has like a fucking shed in their backyard.
Speaker: But I want to see, I guess I can roll for this. I am looking for a place that doesn't have any signs of an R dog. Cause that'd be kind of weird. And it doesn't look like anyone's home.
Speaker: Just like a fence I can get into and like a shed that I can kind of like sneak around. That's an eight. Okay. So you... want eights. It seems like eights. Well, eights are better than fours. Yeah. um So you lead them into, you know, and a neighborhood.
Speaker: And at one point they're saying, are you lost? No, no, I'm just ah not used to having company when I go to my human's house.
Speaker: That's kind of weird to say. Well, I'm sure you noticed on a weird dog, I will o admit that. Oh my gosh, there's cats here? oh why do i why do I want to chase it Iris, please continue to follow us. oh but I finally see an animal that I recognize, and all I want to do is chase it for no reason. That's not we're here for right now.
Speaker: I don't like being a dog anymore. Do I find a suitable... You do. There's a a, let's call it a ranch with a nice flower bed, no cars in the driveway.
Speaker: It's kind of nighttime right now. So the the porch light is on, but there's no lights on inside. Okay. The neighbors, there's lights on in the neighbor's houses, but this one is not. Is there like a fence or anything or he's walking the backyard? Is there a garage?
Speaker: um there It's a detached garage, like sort of in the back of the house. Okay. And there is a back door. Okay. And just for the sake of ease, there's a doggy door. Okay. Just so happens to be a doggy door.
Speaker: There's probably a lot of them, i would imagine. Do I have a smell in our dog here? Like there might be a dog in that Yeah. ah You did roll an eight, which is a mixed success. I did roll an eight, yeah.
Speaker: But can i tell there's a dog currently here? I don't know. Can the smell, does your smell work that well? Surely i can smell dog breath.
Speaker: and Okay. All right. So you stick your nose like little bit through the doggy door. Take a little sniff. The most recent you smell the dog was earlier today.
Speaker: Okay. Nothing fresher than that. I'm going to like carefully go in there, but like put a little doggy paws up in the counter to like pretend to grab something. I got to manifest a couple of props, which I will delete that from.
Speaker: But you can't do more than one prop at a time. I'll just for the collar then. Okay. She wants a collar, so... No, ah I'll do... what I promised. i I promised her mainly, like, because I said, oh, I'm sure my human has other collars, but Mater isn't.
Speaker: So I just gotta, like, grab a few... that Like, basically manifest a thing to put on the entrance of their tongue or whatever. Basically something to block out a signal from a tracker. Okay. Okay.
Speaker: It's a little, like, the size of, it like, yeah fires fire detector. That's fine. Yeah. Or fire detector. So you you go in there, and the other two are kind of, like, sniffing, and they're like, this doesn't this doesn't smell like him at all.
Speaker: It smells like a different dog. And I.D. like runs to the the doggy door. And as soon as she's in she's going to turn back into a person.
Speaker: But while she's on the ground and she's going to lock the doggy door from the inside. Wait, are dogs outside? yeah you dog Yeah. Oh. They didn't go in. okay.
Speaker: They're polite dogs. They're not just going go into a house that's not theirs. Okay. i was kind of wondering if there's, like, totally following us or... And she's, like, on the floor, like, oh, this is so much better.
Speaker: Um... Miss Heidi, what are you doing? Preventing them from following us. Yes, yes, but I'm afraid it might get us into more trouble. Why don't we just leave? We could just leave. Okay, so why are we just do that?
Speaker: We could just leave and never come back here again. That sounds probably like something we want to do doesn't it? i agree. This was a mistake. I admit it this was a bad idea.
Speaker: Though I am very curious what those dogs are working on, if they're building something or if they're just doing their own research. Did you see anything when you're over there with them? my gosh. Do not worry about these animals. They are no closer to figuring out anything.
Speaker: They couldn't understand how a round thing rolls across the floor. I tried to explain inertia and circularity, and they were just like, but why does it have to be round?
Speaker: They're just... i I understand. I understand. oh Okay, and I'm gonna dismiss my prop and turn back into a little human.
Speaker: Please walk out here and... Okay. Shoo these dogs off our property. Okay, that sounds like a good idea. But we should go out the front door. Yes. Okay. I guess I can just stand up, right?
Speaker: Yes. I'm just going to stay down here, actually. but Why? i don't i don't know. And she's just going to crawl on the floor. Now reminder, this isn't really our house, so we probably should leave quickly.
Speaker: She's already down the hall, and she's poking her head in the bedrooms. Miss ID, we need to leave. Yeah, but hold on. i just I just want to see how these people live. What's wrong? It's an invasion of privacy. We're not supposed to be here.
Speaker: Okay. Gosh. Came here to learn. You won't let me learn. Not on someone's private property. Odie, there's gold in here. No, we're not doing this.
Speaker: You're right. She like stands up, walks in the room and comes back out. We are not doing this. And she walks towards OD. And she walks past him and just says, I'm doing this. And she like runs toward the front door.
Speaker: going to fucking turn into a dog and try to snatch that hammer. Catch me if you can, old man. Oh my gosh, what are you doing? and she like runs out the door. I can fucking roll for it. It's a seven. Oh, it's a five.
Speaker: Struggling like the door's locked. it's the cat to And so you like you're like pulling out her like her bag. That's like her satchel. like No. Odie, stop it.
Speaker: Stop it. And she's looked like whacking him in the head. We can go back to Olympus and get gold. I know exactly where to get gold, but not in here. We can't steal it here. Okay, fine. She reaches in to her one of her pockets and she pulls out this golden necklace. You know what's worse than dog law is human law. Okay.
Speaker: And she, like, drops it. There. Scoots his sleeve. Stupid door. and she Unlocks it and opens it. We're just leaving? Yeah, she just walks out. I hear a shout back to those dogs. They're just, like, standing outside the garage.
Speaker: Hey, get off our property. This instance. they they They run. Okay. You know what, Odin? Oh, I feel kind of tired all of a sudden.
Speaker: Yes, it's a crash. See, it's not a literal crash, but it feels like you've been in a wreck. Oh, boy. Oh, this sucks. Yes, so that's why i suggested cutting your caffeine intake at least in half.
Speaker: Can you, can I, can you, can you carry me? I, you can lean on me, yes. No, no, no, she turns into a smaller dog.
Speaker: Can you just? Yes, and ah I'll scoop you up. So I take it you don't want to do anything else here. I don't want to do anything else at all except for sleep.
Speaker: Holy crap. Well, we can certainly do that when we get back. All right, so you make your way back to the alley. There's like ah at least like a dog. There's dogs hanging out in this alley for some reason?
Speaker: I know, right? Usually it's cats that you hang out in the alley. So this place, what I've learned about this world to is through this this session is that they just kind of let dogs do fucking whatever. Like dogs a dog just running around. They have a serious stray problem where people are just letting your dogs do fucking all. your dog had telekinesis, wouldn't you just cut it a little slack?
Speaker: I mean, maybe. but like if your dog's wandering, like if you're just trying to have like, know, those cafes, they have chairs and stuff and tables outside and you're just trying to enjoy your fucking croissant. And this stray dog comes up like, oh, that's mine now.
Speaker: Oh, man, not again. Yeah, well, that's a risk. Stray dogs streets. I don't think there's outdoor cafes for that reason. So you get to the the door Idy turns back to herself. Oh, God, thank you for carrying me.
Speaker: up no problem and she tries to open the door oh gosh i forgot how heavy it is can you get it most certainly can and i open the door thanks although i will say od this was kind of a an interesting adventure but if you think that that's the only gold thing that i took from that house you are so gullible and she runs into the door she runs second to the buzzer towards her room
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