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TIDBIITS EPISODE 11: APRIL FOOLS!!
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In a world where facts are questionable, stories are suspicious… and spaghetti might be more dangerous than Spider-Man… This week’s TIDBITS is our APRIL FOOLS spectacular!!! We’ve got superheroes, saviors, dinosaurs, dilemmas, and at least one story that should not—under any circumstances—be believed. But which one? Featuring our special guest St. Pranklin the Misleading, with the zaniest voice we’ve ever allowed on the show!! Consider this your warning: everything you’re about to hear is either completely true… or completely ridiculous: good luck telling the difference.
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Transcript
Introduction and Special Guest
00:00:00
Speaker
mar cameramer go through the atmoaging year and thinking that i'm thinking of thinking only makes me think a kick in tough weight that only goes to side that decar was right Hey everybody, it's a brand new episode of a very special And this is Tidbits Rob here in the Tidbits Tower with my buddies. Your buddy, Tidbit Mike, is here. Hello. It's Tidbits Mike. Oh, there's many of me. And then we're off with us.
00:00:29
Speaker
I am not a plural. I am a single. It's me, Gaz. Thanks for joining. It is the April Fool's Day episode of Tidbits. And so I've invited a very special guest to join us in the Tidbits Tower. St. Franklin, the misleading, the patron saint of April Fool's Day. Hello.
00:00:48
Speaker
It's good to be here. i like the energy of your show. Hi, St. Franklin. Thanks. ah So tell us about inventing the whoopee cushion. Oh, certainly. Well, as you know, the whoopee cushion is essentially a balloon, but it has a different sort of sphincter. Now, I know that sounds amusing, but I'm using it in the technical sense that it is a flap which opens and inventing or allowing the expulsion of air. In this case, we have it be a little bit tighter than a normal balloon, but with a flap that makes A very satisfying sound. And you're also responsible for the squeaky shoe. Ah, yes, the squeaky shoe. Very popular both with cartoon characters and with clowns. Lesser known, some mice like to wear them, ah but but they more wear them around themselves as a bed and they squeak in them. So nevertheless, I did invent them ah one night when I was having Pero Greeno, which is sort of like that drink you might know that's pronounced differently, but I put green...
00:01:36
Speaker
ah yeah flavoring, lime, and a little bit of ah coloring because I'm just so whimsical. I understand you were responsible for both the Trojan horse and the introduction introduction of silent letters into the English language.
Tidbits Mailbag and Listener Support
00:01:50
Speaker
Yes, the introduction of silent letters was one of my most proud things I've done.
00:01:56
Speaker
and All right. Well, St. Franklin, ah your content content was like a B, but the voice was a little dissatisfying. I wanted to get to the Tidbits smell bag. Smale bag. My friend Lana, who ah takes care of my cat Yiggy, was listening to the most recent episode of Tidbits. while she was taking care of of my cat Yigi while I was away. And apparently my cat Yigi was making a lot of really confused faces hearing my voice and not seeing me anywhere. Yigi? Thank Yigi. She also pointed out that Tidbit's mailbag is a lot more fun than Tidbit's mailbag. And I think that's grown on me.
00:02:35
Speaker
I've been asked to mention healing vibes for my nephew Hayden. He had a minor operation and he's all good. You know, vibes all around. I think we we mentioned before that we were going to do a special kind of tidbits since it is April
April Fool's Fact or Fiction Game
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Speaker
Fool's. Yes. We're going to go kind of rapid fire with some quick tidbits. That may be true factual tidbits or may be completely fabricated and made up by the tidbitter. And then we have to guess which it is.
00:03:03
Speaker
And the the tidbit teller reveals. The bitter of tids. The bitter of tids. The teller of the tid. bit is going to reveal and then we'll keep track of who got it right and who got it wrong and whoever got the most right wins the game okay mike why don't you go first i'm about to get going on my fake tidbit that may be real uh are you familiar with the stegosaurus yes okay so the stegosaurus is the one that looks like i guess like because it looks like a diplodocus but it's got got the big plates on its back and it's got a spikes on its end of its tail In 1982, Gary Larson made a Farside cartoon that featured a stegosaurus. Since we're not a visual medium, I'll explain what ah what the cartoon looks like.
00:03:48
Speaker
um It's a collection of cavemen seen from the back, but the front of a room is a, I guess, a teacher caveman. And he's ah pointing at a screen where there's a projection, a picture of a stegosaurus on it. And he points at the tail and he says this part pointing at the spiky spikes says is called the thagomizer. And the reason called theagamizeer it's is because after the late thag Simmons. So that's the joke, right? Died from being hit by the by that the spiky bit. So I know I didn't do the the world's best job explaining it, but you sort of get the gist of it.
00:04:22
Speaker
We're not here for comedy, Mike. Don't worry. We're not here comedy. We're here for tidbits. A curious thing about this is that that part of the Stegosaurus prior to 1982 had no name. So scientists who love the far side, because the far side was, you know, often had stuff to do with biology and animals, decided to actually call that part of the Stegosaurus the Thagomizer. And that is why the Stegosaurus's spikes are called the Thagomizer after the late Thag Simmons. Is that true?
00:04:50
Speaker
That's a good one. that If I was going to make up a tidbit, it would likely be about dinosaurs. But but that is so niche. It would be pretty incredible that he just made up that whole Gary Larson, Farside, Thagameiser. You know, that's a lot. So I'm going to vote that that was that's a true that's a true tale. OK, that's your final vote. Yeah, what's your vote, Gaz? What if we definitively know the answer? um If you know the answer, then you're your intelligence gives you a leg up. Your knowledge. That is true. I've heard the same story that Mike has, so I do. Unless it's one of those urban legend things where like i read the article that's not true, but I i have read this this fact, so I will say true. He started a second can guess himself. I did. I did. Because Mike is good at lying. All right, so everyone's saying it's true. True. True. That story is true. Ah! That's true. Gaz and I got a point. All right. Who's up?
00:05:40
Speaker
Gaz, why don't you go? OK, I have another comic book kind of one. So, well, this is a comic strip. I'm a comic book. What color was Spider-Man's suit? Nowadays, it's clearly red and blue, not not including other suits he may have worn. But especially early on, like Amazing Fantasy 15, it's drawn with such heavy black shadows that some people argued that the blue was the highlight of a black outfit. And other people said, no, it's a blue outfit and that's the shadow. And it was sort of like it was a little bit of a debate. I think it's been more or less conclusively said that it it is blue. It's certainly blue now and it was supposedly intended to be them. But Jonathan Ross had an interview with Steve Ditko, the elusive artist of the original Spider-Man run, who, you know, was one of the co-creators. And he was asked if it was blue or black, and he was having trouble remembering, and he's like, I think it was blue, this, and that. But in the course of that, he recalls that, to his estimation, it was miscolored originally, because his intention was that it was more of an orange-purple, because he envisioned it being more like a Halloween spooky character, like, ah you know, because he's a Spider-Man. So Spider-Man's original colors, up until it saw print surprising Steve Ditko, he was going to be purple and orange, according to Steve
Comic Book Color Controversy
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Ditko.
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Speaker
True or false? But it's such like a a weird thing to make up. But I think Gaz would make up weird stuff. So I'm going to say it's not true. I don't want to believe it.
00:06:57
Speaker
I think that's not true just because I've never seen a sketch of it orange and purple. So I'm going to say not true. Yeah, not true. Okay. ah It is true. No. now Now, I'll allow that history is maybe imperfect or whatever. So maybe Steve Ditko is mistaken, wrong, lying or whatever. But Steve Ditko said that. So Steve Ditko is wrong. Yeah. Steve Ditko is colorblind, I think. Yeah, by think that's true. Was he actually? I don't know if that... My tidbit is Steve Ditko is colorblind. No, here's my my here's my here's my tidbit. My tidbit is, did you guys know that a single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto? Did you know that? If you have one spaghetti, it's not a spaghetti. It's a spaghetto. That's my whole thing. i know that's not true. ah Mike, what's your guess? Well, I think I'm going to go with Wise Gaz because I really don't know. what a He seemed to know about the Fagomizer, so I guess he knows about all things. You guys are both wrong. It is true.
00:07:54
Speaker
A single strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto. So in Italian, spego means string and spaghetto literally means little string. So one alone is spaghetto. So if you ever drop one strand of spaghetti on the floor, you can't say I dropped my spaghetti. You have to say dropped my spaghetto because otherwise you're lying about how many spaghetto you've dropped.
Unexpected Career Paths of Actors
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really angry at myself because I just went with Gaz's answer because I felt pressured. Yeah.
00:08:24
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Why did you feel pressure? you just seem to know. Well, you should be angry with yourself because I definitely didn't know. And I'm like, I bet you if I sound confident, Michael, go along with it. I was playing the game. Listen, I hate this episode.
00:08:37
Speaker
so I don't like it. You both have two points. We watched over Easter break on Easter. My family and I watched Jesus Christ Superstar. So did I. The musical directed by Norman Jewison. The music in that movie is still fantastic. um I love the performances. Everyone's so good in it. But that movie is boring as shit.
00:09:01
Speaker
you' boring to sit I noticed something of interest to both of you while I was watching and I did a little research. going to tell you about a person born in Illinois. This person was interested in performing in the theater, did did ah theater in high school, actually went on to do performances in a Hair and Jesus super Christ Superstar on Broadway, and then was cast in a small part in Jesus Christ Superstar. I'm movie um he did go to hollywood during the 1970s um and he intended to start a career in mainstream television and movie work but instead he turned to the career after this is after jesus christ superstar he turned to the career for which he would become more famous this person began working in pornography you're gonna say porn star ron was an jesus christ superstar is that where this is going that is the tidbit
00:09:49
Speaker
false no what i'm gonna say is the actual tidbit it's not ron jeremy it is the porn star paul thomas who played peter i still feel like i would have heard that okay i don't think paul thomas is i've never heard of him paul thomas uh directed porn films he he broke into the business in the 1970s he became a director in the 80s he won several adult video news awards he was the actor who played peter who denied Jesus three times. So he had he had lines? Yeah, he said, think you made your point now. Okay, I'm going to say that that is true. the Rob said no, and I said yes. We have a split. What's the answer, Mike? What, you're sticking with no, Rob? I'm sticking with no. Okay, because you're so you're like, I saw that movie?
00:10:35
Speaker
I... I love Jesus Christ Superstar. I think it's fantastic. And even as as ridiculous the costumes and sets of that movie are, I think it's fucking awesome. And I feel like if one of the main cast were like a porn star, I would have heard that somewhere along the way. Does he have ah like a colorful jacket? Like, is that Technicolor Dreamcoat? Is that something different? as it that'ico dream Regardless of my ignorance, I am sure that this is true. The answer is it's true. It's true? and For sure it's true. And here's how I know. Because I was reading reading up a Wikipedia article. I can see you going, he won multiple things. and like I can see you doing it. can see it in his glasses. I can't read the words, but I'm... i'm you know what You can see that he's looking. He's going, no, it's true. His name is such and such. Yep, nope, he won all these awards.
00:11:22
Speaker
Before that, he was going to do this. And I'm like, either he wrote down a bunch of lies in his notepad or he's reading off Wikipedia. Gaz is pulling into the lead. Before i move on it has been long rumored that Ron Jeremy was a background extra in Jesus Christ Superstar, but that is actually, it is not true. It just sort of has that vibe to it. The movie feels like kind of porny.
00:11:43
Speaker
Just the way other people look. um
Solar Eclipse Coincidence
00:11:45
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okay Okay. Hey, what's bigger, the moon or the sun? The sun. Correct, Mike. The sun is bigger. But here's the question. Why, when there is a solar eclipse, do they look exactly the same size? I don't know the reason why, but it does give me conspiracy things. Conspiracy stuff. Wait, it's because the sun is further away and and the moon is closer. Why are they the same size? Like, how did that work out? Rob, you're right that the sun is further away, so it looks smaller. But when there's an eclipse, it's not like the moon covers it and there's like lots of extra space and blots out everything. It's almost exactly the same. there's like a It just looks like that because the sun is so bright. And so the sun is, the light is shining. I'm not asking... Why does the sun get covered by the moon? When the moon is in the way of the sun, the sun is far away, obviously, but it's not covering half the sun. It's not 10 times bigger than the sun. It's almost exactly the same size as the sun.
00:12:36
Speaker
So that there are many times where all you see is a little ring of it. Yes, because it's so bright, you see the light coming from behind it, but they match up almost one to one while one is much smaller than the earth and one is huge. And yes, they're different different distances, but they match almost perfectly. Well, again, my my guess would have been that the light is so bright that it looks like it's matching up perfectly because the light is shining from around the sides of the moon, regardless. of Right. that's That's sort of the setup to the to the answer that I'm going to give you, which you'll to determine is true or false. It is, in a way, a conspiracy theory. It is just wild chance that here on Earth, the distance of the moon and the distance of the sun just happened to work out that way.
00:13:15
Speaker
That they line up perfectly. If you go to any other a planet in our solar system or likely any other planet out there, the chances of finding it looking exactly like that are extremely, extremely low. In fact, if there were aliens that came to Earth, one of the things they'd remark upon is like an amazing thing that Earth has is this crazy solar eclipse where it lines up almost perfectly. Nobody has that. It's bizarre. What are the chances? And as time goes on and their solar drift over x amount of years, don't mean two years, 10 years, I mean like hundreds, thousands, billions of years, it will no longer line up that way. So not only is it unique to Earth, but it's unique to a certain time period on Earth.
00:13:48
Speaker
It's super rare, completely random that it happens that way, even though it's influenced like religions on our planet. It's just bizarrely random that it does. It's really random or like, you know, or like design. i guess we were all thinking about the moon recently. but what you Were you guys thinking about the moon? I was. i a little bit. Yeah. And I did think about this. I'm like, why it that they look the same? Like, you can't blame our stupid ancestors for thinking that the sun and the moon were both rotating the earth because they literally look like the same object, just sort of like one's dark, one's light, because they're like the same exact size.
00:14:25
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um So, as I said, this I'm not a conspiracy minded person, but this does sort of make me feel a little bit suspicious ah that someone's someone's fiddling around something somehow. Like it seems weird. I do love that you're like, i don't believe in conspiracies. The only one I believe in is that someone can control the moon.
00:14:44
Speaker
but So I make it the same size as the sun. so wait so So, Mike, you're contending that it's true, what Gaz is saying. What part isn't true? like It is true that the moon and the sun look the same size. The reason they look the same is just because that aligns perfectly. They align perfectly because of the distances, and it's dumb luck, and it's unique to our planet and this time. and well I don't want to answer because I feel like I'm under too much pressure. This episode's making me feel stupid.
00:15:12
Speaker
And I'm going to get this one wrong. There's going to be a scientific reason that it does not really the same size. And Mike's dumb. I'm going to say it's true. You're going to say it's true. I'm going to stick with my original thought, which is that it looks like it lines up. But really, the sun is much further back and technically distance wise smaller. But because the sun is so bright, it shines bright behind. That's my guess. You're saying no.
00:15:35
Speaker
I think I'm wrong. gee i think now I think I'm wrong. Well, you don't have to hold on me rob to be clear. You don't have to have the correct answer. You just need decide if I have the correct answer. Yeah, I know. I think I'm going to say.
00:15:47
Speaker
But then when they're once when they are lining up, it looks so much pressure. Guys, it's all right. I'm going to say wrong. i just said, right. Rob says wrong. Yes. Yep. It was true. It is true. It's true. It's a scientific fact that it does have to do with exactly how far they are from us, but it is bizarrely unique to our planet and our time. And there's no, it's just happened to work out that way in some kind of cosmic coincidence. I mean, I guess that that is kind of cool. To me, that's like, no wonder and it's influenced religions. It's, it's ah you know. When I was looking into it and they got to that part, you know i was reading like, oh, it is kind of just chance. it I'm like, well, certainly other planets too. and they're like, it's very unlikely. Like they can't say that there aren't out there, but it's like, this is definitely a weird, rare thing that we have. i i feel
00:16:32
Speaker
I feel stupid now. like I don't like this episode. I just thought for sure Gaz would try to fool us. All right. Wait, so Gaz has two points. I have two points. Rob has one point. whoever gets this one right could win. Gaz has two points. Mike has one point. And I have one point. Why can't I have two? i We haven't gotten to the bonus round yet. So just hold
Zoo Entry History with a Twist
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on. So here's here's my tidbit. Did you guys know that ah ah quite a long time ago in London, there was a zoo and, you know, you'd pay to go see the animals, the lions and tigers and whatever. But if you brought a household pet, like a dog or a cat,
00:17:08
Speaker
to feed to the lions and tigers you could get in for free you could get into the zoo for free by bringing your cat or dog to feed to the lions and tigers did you know that was true did you guys know that was true mike you want to go for it is true i also you're gonna say that is true i think that's true that sounds 100 to me wow It's true. How would you guys know that's true? So in the nineteen, in like the seventeen hundreds, the Tower of London had a man a menagerie, a royal menagerie.
00:17:37
Speaker
It was during a time where, like, number one, people didn't really care that much about household pets. Like we've we've really grown yeah with how we care for our household pets. And number two. It was really expensive. There was like kind of a bit of a food scarcity was expensive to feed the big exotic pets. So they're like, if you bring a dog. i could Also, I could just imagine the macabre spectacle of everybody gather around. Look, the tiger is going to get the dog. And exactly that. Yeah, like zoos nowadays are more like educational. But back in the day, was just like, you know, just crudely. crazy wild animals and watch him eat the dog. It doesn't, it's it's disgusting, but it doesn't shock me. Cause like a lot of the stories from back then, like when we were like on the verge of civilization, we're like, we have houses now let's electrocute this elephant and see what happens. Like like weird shit like that. Like, I like, I like to think that when Thomas Edison invented the the movies and electrocuted an elephant, that was when we were on the verge of civilization. and All right. So right now, Gaz is well ahead with three points. Mike has two points. And I have one measly point. And i really do hate this. I like this episode again now. because We've gotten to the the Quidditch round, ah not the Quidditch round.
Quidditch Round Game Segment
00:18:44
Speaker
What's the stupid little small round? It is called the Quidditch.
00:18:47
Speaker
That's the Quidditch is the Quidditch is the game. What's the little round? The Golden Snitch is the Golden Snitch. and Now we got to the Golden Snitch round. The Golden Snitch round is worth 10 points because that stupid game Quidditch would be like an actually cool game, except like the whole idea of the Golden Snitch just ruins it. It's a very, very poorly designed game. Because the rest of the players are like working really hard. And if somebody like catches the stupid little thing or not, they win the game. Ten points. Everybody goes and tells a truth or a lie off the cuff, unprepared. Mike, you're first. Did you know in the movie This is the End, an actress from Harry Potter appears. appeared in a cameo, Emma Watson, who played Hermione. There is a scene, i just to recap the movie very, very quickly, it's James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, their friend Jay, there's been an apocalypse, trapped in a house, Emma Watson breaks in at one point.
00:19:39
Speaker
Yep, my daughter loves the movie. She's playing from the other room. Emma Watson breaks in. There is a very funny, though it doesn't sound funny when recount it, interaction where they they talk about, you know, they basically suggest, whatever, that they make it uncomfortable for her, she leaves. She never shows up again. The reason, did you know, is because she was supposed to show up at the end when Danny McBride and Channing Tatum become cannibals. They asked her to do something she was not comfortable with, so she stormed off the set. True or false, Rob? That sounds true. That is false. I made that entire thing up. You made a mistake because I didn't get the answer.
00:20:10
Speaker
Not a chance. Not this time. It never happened. It never happened. It never happened. We made this one up. It's fictional. Okay, so I will then say it's not true. I fooled you because my actual tidbit was that I said it wasn't true.
00:20:26
Speaker
10 points to Rob. I actually remember hearing that story, but then Rob said it wasn't true before I said it was true before I got the answer. And then you said it wasn't. So I don't know what's happening right now. That's fantastic. But now I'm in the lead. I'm seven points ahead of you guys. Go ahead. Okay. Okay.
00:20:45
Speaker
okay okay There is a common statistic, and as we all know, statistics are made up 703% of the time on the spot.
Debunking Common Myths
00:20:54
Speaker
But there's one that's thrown around a lot that the – Untrue. Untrue. Statistics are like the best data we have if they're done right. But go on. Okay, 12% then. Divorce is 50% of the time – sorry, marriage is 50% of the time and divorce.
00:21:06
Speaker
Have you guys heard this? it yeah lot more I thought it was more than that. yeah um Yeah. I would think so too, especially in this day and age, but no, it's actually way lower. um If you, cause that number came from a long time ago and it was like using weird metrics and like, maybe it was back before, like, you know, you could even get divorces and they calculated it weird. Like if some guy got like five divorces, well, that's five divorces. And it that weighed the same as like one marriage that stayed together. And so like, if you do the math kind of,
00:21:34
Speaker
properly quote unquote It's more like 37% maybe. So it's actually much lower, but it's also been suggested that it's even lower than that. Like if you really like dig into it, like using the bad math that they would have used years ago, it's gotten lower by like 15% or whatever I said. And, uh, but if you do the math correctly, it's even lower. so So the point is that there's this idea that marriages are worse than ever. But no, now when people do get married, they're more likely to stay together than they used to be. And so the the rate is lower, despite like Rob, I believed it would be higher. But it's actually probably just making up a number here. And I'm admitting I'm making a number. It's probably like 25 percent or something. like Certainly less than so. Yeah.
00:22:11
Speaker
um Call me cynical, but I'm going to say that's not true. You're saying the divorce rate is rising. I'm saying the divorce rate is much lower than 50%. So he's saying he's saying ah the statistics say it's more than half. Gaz is saying it's significantly less than half. That is what I'm saying. I'm going to go with the baby boomers love to get divorced. And that's probably where they got that statistic. statistic from because they didn't believe in raising children in those days. So I got divorced and us Gen Xers all had to like, you know, drink out of the hose pipes with our, with our divorced parents. So I'm going to say that it's true. The divorce rate has gone down. That's correct. Uh, while I stuttered through what I was saying, it was pretty much true because that was a tidbit I was going to use that I didn't. So I had it kind of locked and loaded. So, yeah, it is it is true that basically it was old data that was not well collected. And using that same kind of formula, it would be more like 37 percent. But that formula is flawed. So it's likely below 37 percent. So I now have 12 points. Mike gets his 10 points. people yeah People are getting married. Yeah.
00:23:17
Speaker
like the people that do get married usually want to get married and usually have the option of staying together and therefore do as opposed to all the the past and what i said too alsoter true that they were counting just divorces versus marriages so if somebody got divorced five times that counted as much as one marriage you know what, guys? I want to say that that's encouraging data. i agree. And I'm happy to be wrong about that. Nice. And maybe maybe my cynical self has has learned something. Okay. Yeah. get Mike, you're ahead of me by one point. Gaz, you're far behind. Here's my tidbit on the fly. was going to win. True or false. Ready? The the current Superman, his name is Corn Sweat. David Corn Sweat. Is that his first name? David? True. Ten points for me. No, that's not...
00:23:57
Speaker
David Cornswit, the new Superman movie was so fantastic. I loved it so much. like ah um No, but did you know that his grandfather was the most famous author of Choose Your Own Adventure books? True. It's true that Gaz knew that? What do you think? What do you say, Mike? Last did you know? that was did know that. It is true. I did know that. You did know that. So it's true that Gaz news it. should definitely agree with me again. i'm not just playing the game. i really know this time. It is true. i'm going to say it's true. We're pressured into it. You are. both wrong because that is true for Brandon Routh, who played Superman in Superman Returns, not David Cornswept, who is the current Superman. And therefore, Mike wins by one point. I come in second. and ah So Mike had a total of 12 points. I had a total ah of 11 points and Gaz had measly three. And you know what, Mike? I was not lying to you. I was wrong. But I forgot that it as Brandon Routh not
00:24:56
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corn sweat i just just to say i'm not great with improv but i'm fast on my feet as a gamer so selecting the same
Episode Wrap-up and Future Plans
00:25:05
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answer as gaz ensured my win gaz what what should be mike's prize i don't want have to be assigned a tidbit i don't like that no no no you you get to you get to choose why don't you choose maybe you can assign one of us something i don't know i don't have any ideas maybe let's kind like a cat let's let's buy him a cat and send him a cat would love a cat Not with those two dogs in the house. They would all be friends. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, where is anyone the fool this episode? I guess me, because I got the most right, but I didn't get the snitch. You are the April Fool.
00:25:36
Speaker
I'm April Fool. You are the April Fool. But all your effort is at low point. ah If only you knew the snitch was coming. yeah what Me and Rob were up like Harry Potter in the clouds. Yeah. we around That's true.
00:25:53
Speaker
Hey, did you guys know I did hot yoga this week? What? I did hot yoga this week. Okay. It was fantastic. because it was so sweaty i like I felt great afterwards. I was super sweaty. I think, Mike, you should assign Gaz to go do hot yoga. Okay. Yeah, I love doing hot yoga. I i reject everything. I reject everything. I don't have the time. i don't want to spend the money. And I don't like regular yoga. I don't think I'd like hot yoga. That's like very early yoga. That sounds worse.
00:26:19
Speaker
Mike, as winner, what are you going to make Gaz do? That's not how this works. i like it. You are the April Fool. hey April Fool. april no I don't know. I got think about it. Well, I'll announce it next time. I will think about it. Yeah, well, at the next Tidbits, we'll figure out what Gaz's punishment will be for being the April Fool. hey What makes this episode so special is that it's coming out in April for the holiday in April. And i think that's the first time we've... Well, that depends on whether I get it edited or not. Well, you've got 17 days.
00:26:49
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That is the aim. I do have 17 days to do it. That's true. um Hey, this was fun, guys, even though it wasn't any fun at all. Yeah. So thanks. Thanks for joining us here at the Tidbits Tower. And I'm sorry Jonathan Frakes wasn't allowed to to talk much. Most of our tidbits were true tidbits. which I think speaks to our desire to be truth tellers. Correct. I think we were all I think I was trying to deceive you both because I figured most of us would assume there'd one truth and one lie. So I'm like, I'll do two truths. That was correct. Guys, you get 20 points.
00:27:18
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Oh, all right. See you later. Hey, good times, guys. Let's do tidbits again sometime soon. Let's do tidbits.
00:27:29
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Goodbye. If you knew that we're writing You'd understand it less than us.