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Us3d Sham3
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Fresh off the break, the guys talk about changes they are making to adjust to pod'n with video for youtube. Thats right yall the gang is on youtube now! The Us3d - YouTube
Doco still wants Scoli to make work out content. Scoli has a visceral reaction to that request, but it wasn't shade. After you hit 30 you can't turn exercise on/off anymore, Lace claims to be active at kids practices as a coach and the crew is in an uproar. Are college athletes staying in school because the NIL money is better than the pro league money? What's making the college kids come back to school post 3- and 4-year terms? Lace has beef with the groundhog and him seeing the shadow. Are we going to have another Groundhog Day incident? What's something you've been shamed into doing? Lace gets into his answer and Doco and Scoli are stunned. Scoli has issues with power dynamics. We try to talk about wonder man and to close out the pod we discuss which house in game of thrones would everyone be from.
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Impact of YouTube on Podcasting
00:00:00
Doco
but you left for work you said oh yeah we record later yeah yes me too I got shit my wall
00:00:03
TWIYpod
so you So you think that I'm doing things differently because we're on YouTube now?
00:00:12
TWIYpod
ah Wait, wait. who's So who does shit differently for YouTube? Lace, you doing anything different?
00:00:20
Lovelace
Nah,
Fashion, Branding, and Sponsorships
00:00:21
Lovelace
nigga. Well, I got a retwist.
00:00:21
Doco
I got glasses on I hung shit
00:00:23
Lovelace
There we go. I got a retwist for you too. Yeah.
00:00:26
TWIYpod
And you and you got to you got the white t-shirt with no bacon neck. That's sturdy.
00:00:30
Lovelace
know oh
00:00:32
Doco
Yeah, and you always got a good shirt for Saturday. You set that shit out Saturday morning.
00:00:35
TWIYpod
i I've been wearing hoodies. This is like my first t-shirt pod. This is a t-shirt pod for me.
00:00:43
Doco
ah Possibly, however, the hoodies are still within the same...
00:00:46
Lovelace
yeah
00:00:48
Doco
It's like classic hip-hop, classic movies. like You try to like really brand yourself in these last couple visual parts.
00:00:56
TWIYpod
um no I'm not branding myself.
00:00:58
Doco
Yeah.
00:00:58
TWIYpod
I can't dress. What you want me to wear?
00:01:01
Doco
Neither can I.
00:01:01
TWIYpod
You want me wear Gucci or some shit?
00:01:02
Doco
Neither can No, we need a we need a we need a ah sponsorship for clothes.
00:01:03
TWIYpod
Like, I can't dress.
00:01:07
TWIYpod
We need to stylish.
00:01:10
Doco
We need a stylist, Matt.
00:01:11
Lovelace
Y'all want that Taimu? Y'all want that Taimu?
00:01:13
Doco
um If they sent the bag, would wear T-Move.
00:01:15
Lovelace
Nigga.
00:01:16
Doco
would wear it.
00:01:18
TWIYpod
I'm not wearing that. What is it? Is that like Klarna?
00:01:22
Doco
It's like for it's Fashion Nova men, basically.
00:01:26
TWIYpod
Oh, the shitty man to be wearing.
00:01:27
Doco
You wouldn't wear Fashion Nova?
00:01:28
TWIYpod
The shitty man to be wearing.
00:01:30
Doco
Yeah, you wanna to wear
00:01:32
TWIYpod
A what?
00:01:35
TWIYpod
Pardon me?
00:01:35
Lovelace
good
00:01:37
TWIYpod
A whamper?
00:01:39
Doco
A romp him. rompum.
00:01:41
TWIYpod
no Fuck no, nigga.
Fighting Styles and Marvel Debates
00:01:43
TWIYpod
What would I look like wearing a onesie as an adult? Male.
00:01:47
Doco
I mean, the big gorilla nigga be rockin', you know.
00:01:50
TWIYpod
I pee too much to be in some shit like that.
00:01:50
Lovelace
The dancing nigga?
00:01:51
Doco
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He be wearin' rompums.
00:01:53
Lovelace
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:01:55
Doco
ain't gonna say nothin' to him about wearin' a rompum.
00:01:55
TWIYpod
Yo, nothing that nigga does is socially acceptable.
00:01:58
Lovelace
I don't think he can fight. I don't think he can fight.
00:02:02
TWIYpod
Nah, think he can fight.
00:02:03
Lovelace
I think he just...
00:02:03
TWIYpod
I think he can bite.
00:02:06
TWIYpod
I think he'll bite you, bro.
00:02:08
Doco
I mean, but like, even if you can't fight, right? Once you get a hold of somebody, that changes things.
00:02:15
Lovelace
Wait, so the grapple ain't part of fighting two?
00:02:18
Doco
No, grappling and throwing hands is two different things.
00:02:21
Lovelace
no no, no, no, that's all in one.
00:02:23
Doco
Mm-mm.
00:02:24
TWIYpod
Nah, Doko done lost to a wrestler, nigga. That's why he feels like it's two different things. He's trying to justify an L somewhere.
00:02:29
Lovelace
i was told I was told that it's all one thing.
00:02:32
Doco
Mm-mm.
00:02:33
Lovelace
I was told it's all one thing.
00:02:35
TWIYpod
It's all hands.
00:02:37
Lovelace
Hey, anything goes.
00:02:40
Doco
Well, yes, that's a... I mean, yes, but...
00:02:43
Lovelace
Because ah we being honest, I know Scully hates this movie, but Friday we giving Craig the points for beating Debo.
00:02:49
TWIYpod
I like the first
00:02:51
Lovelace
Nigga had to use weapons.
00:02:53
Doco
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. But Debo was whooping his ass, though.
00:02:57
TWIYpod
one. Hey, fuck you Marvel fans, by the way.
00:03:02
Doco
Why?
00:03:03
TWIYpod
The Marvel fans been camped out in my mentions, gang.
00:03:03
Lovelace
ah Here you go.
00:03:06
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:03:08
TWIYpod
Nigga put a joint up and this it was like, yo, we need to admit that Captain America has the best hands in the MCU.
00:03:17
Doco
Does he?
00:03:18
TWIYpod
And niggas was in the comments going, wow, like, yeah, Cap got the best hand-in-hand combat best skills. So I drop a gem in there. If his hand's so sturdy, why him and homie had to jump Tony?
00:03:34
TWIYpod
Four days, bro. Four days. These fucking dun-dun-dun-duns is in my mentions explaining to me why they were fighting.
00:03:49
TWIYpod
They're giving me play-by-play breakdowns. Well, actually, Bucky was trying to escape, and Tony shot a rocket to close out his escape route.
00:03:59
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:04:00
TWIYpod
And bucky was fighting Bucky was fighting for his life.
00:04:02
Doco
This is true, though.
00:04:05
TWIYpod
Yo, I seen these niggas do a three-man weave with cap shield, and Tony was getting beat in the middle of that. That's a jumping. Two niggas fighting one person is a jumping.
00:04:19
Doco
and
00:04:20
Lovelace
and yeah
00:04:20
Doco
not when you're Not when you're all superheroes.
00:04:21
Lovelace
and And because it's on the pod, Scoey would be an expert in that. All right?
00:04:28
Doco
Whatever you went into, you go do that.
00:04:29
Lovelace
All
00:04:31
TWIYpod
ha
00:04:32
Doco
You go do you, my brother. No, that's crazy.
00:04:33
Lovelace
right.
00:04:43
Doco
That's so crazy.
00:04:43
TWIYpod
And so we don't look crazy sitting in silence. Put the drop right there where the silence was, video editor.
00:04:54
Doco
Oh, yeah. I guess. That's a good point. That's a good point. I really am Beyonce in this
00:05:02
TWIYpod
No, that's fact.
00:05:06
TWIYpod
Yo, my man is Marshawn Lynch. He just show up so he don't get fined.
00:05:12
Doco
I really just show up and play,
Podcasting Frequency and Personal Life
00:05:14
Doco
you know, contribute where I can. You know, I feel like if we we got a great thing here. You know, you cover vocals. Lace does the video.
00:05:25
Doco
I think we're doing great, guys. How was your break? Were you bored of podding? Well, Scully pods were fucking four times a week, so it don't matter.
00:05:35
Doco
But were you did you miss podding?
00:05:36
TWIYpod
Yeah, that felt like hate. That felt like hate, though.
00:05:38
Doco
It was.
00:05:38
Lovelace
Bro,
00:05:39
TWIYpod
Yeah. I don't even know what to say.
00:05:43
Doco
it was.
00:05:44
TWIYpod
I know. felt it.
00:05:45
Doco
it was.
00:05:46
Lovelace
where it was a couple like President's Day came around. was like, nigga, we should do a pie today. was like, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
00:05:51
Doco
what was that? um Was that on a Monday?
00:05:53
Lovelace
Yeah. So nigga, we should do a pie today because so much shit happened.
00:05:55
Doco
We could have swung that.
00:05:57
Lovelace
So much shit happened after Super Bowl week. So it's like, what you mean?
00:06:02
Doco
But like, what?
00:06:05
TWIYpod
I miss podding, bro.
00:06:05
Doco
Like.
00:06:06
TWIYpod
I miss podding. I almost had to talk and hang out with my family. The fuck?
00:06:12
Lovelace
yeah
00:06:14
TWIYpod
Y'all got me talking to strangers on the internet who I may or may not like.
00:06:20
Doco
No, you love them people.
00:06:20
TWIYpod
he got the We got the YouTube up and running and we just chilling at the crib.
00:06:24
Doco
Matter of fact, hold on.
00:06:27
TWIYpod
Like we should have been podding. We should have been doing things to celebrate the YouTubery.
00:06:35
Doco
That's true. However, you know, it was Valentine's Day weekend.
00:06:36
Lovelace
Right.
00:06:37
TWIYpod
o
00:06:42
Doco
You had to do your favorite thing.
00:06:43
TWIYpod
Butt stuff.
00:06:44
Doco
Yeah, yeah.
00:06:45
Lovelace
Right.
00:06:45
TWIYpod
Butt stuff.
00:06:45
Doco
you
00:06:46
TWIYpod
Butt stuff.
00:06:46
Doco
yeah You had to do your favorite thing, you know.
00:06:47
TWIYpod
It's on the menu, gang. It's on the menu, gang.
00:06:51
Doco
right, so we might have to mute that.
00:06:54
Lovelace
red
00:06:55
TWIYpod
Not muting
00:06:55
Doco
But, um, all right, bro. Come on, nigga. This is visual. Jesus. I
00:07:01
TWIYpod
that.
Health and Fitness Journeys
00:07:02
Doco
have a question.
00:07:02
TWIYpod
Put the Funk Flex gif in there.
00:07:04
Doco
Why have you been wearing a 30 pound vest at work?
00:07:09
TWIYpod
Yo, because I'm active. I'm active.
00:07:13
Lovelace
tough acting to make.
00:07:13
TWIYpod
Five floors.
00:07:13
Doco
You have a standing desk now?
00:07:15
TWIYpod
I got a standing desk. So I'm up and down all day long on my breaks.
00:07:17
Doco
Cat. Cat, bro.
00:07:19
TWIYpod
On my breaks, it's five floors. On my breaks, I'm taking the stairs. Bottom floor, top floor for 15 minutes. On my lunch break, I'm walking the parking lot. But I got to be careful because the other day it was warm and I came back and I felt like I was a little, you know, little tart.
00:07:36
TWIYpod
A little tart.
00:07:37
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:07:37
TWIYpod
My degree failed me. You feel me?
00:07:40
Doco
Cat, bro.
00:07:41
TWIYpod
What's cap?
00:07:43
Doco
I don't believe you.
00:07:44
TWIYpod
You want me to get the vest?
00:07:46
Doco
i want you to record it.
00:07:48
TWIYpod
I know. i don't understand the obsession with this because
00:07:49
Lovelace
He at work, he can't record it.
00:07:51
Doco
and He's in the fucking staircase exercising. He can record it.
00:07:55
Lovelace
Nah, bruh.
00:07:55
TWIYpod
because here's what's going to happen.
00:07:55
Doco
He's already doing something illegal.
00:07:56
Lovelace
No, no, no, no.
00:07:56
TWIYpod
Thank
00:07:57
Lovelace
Because for those of us that be working for the the day that he decided to record is going to be when coworkers or somebody upper a rank happen to use that corridor.
00:08:01
TWIYpod
Thank you.
00:08:09
Lovelace
That's going to be the day.
00:08:09
Doco
Bro, all he has to do is put the camera on his feet and flip it to his body. Pause.
00:08:15
TWIYpod
Not making content at work. I'm not risking the 401k so that you can feel like I'm telling the truth.
00:08:19
Lovelace
Oh,
00:08:19
Doco
Oh, my God, bro.
00:08:25
TWIYpod
And then you'll just say, he just did it the one day that he sent the video.
00:08:29
Doco
No, that's not true.
00:08:31
TWIYpod
He just did it that one day.
00:08:32
Lovelace
shit. Oh.
00:08:32
TWIYpod
He hasn't done it since.
00:08:34
Doco
That's not true.
00:08:35
Lovelace
it was
00:08:35
Doco
When y'all provide me proof, I let it go.
00:08:36
TWIYpod
No, I'm not. Listen, I'm getting this shit out the mud. It's no workout videos. I'm not showing you all the places where I used to eat. I'm not fucking, I'm not doing none of that nut up shit.
00:08:45
Lovelace
a
00:08:48
Doco
I beg your pardon.
00:08:50
TWIYpod
I'm just fucking getting it and grinding.
00:08:53
Lovelace
Hey,
00:08:54
TWIYpod
Sorry, that felt like shade.
00:08:55
Doco
Shut up, man.
00:08:56
TWIYpod
No, that felt like my bad.
00:08:57
Doco
No, it was.
00:08:58
TWIYpod
Pardon yourself. It wasn't.
00:08:59
Doco
But that's okay.
00:09:00
TWIYpod
It wasn't. That's just not my bag. i'm I'm not doing, I'm not fucking taking my shirt off and let me show you guys progress six months before and after.
00:09:02
Doco
oh
00:09:11
TWIYpod
That's not my bag, gang. I never wanted to be one of them niggas.
00:09:18
Lovelace
a a I understand.
00:09:19
TWIYpod
You ain't going to see me handing homeless people money either.
00:09:22
Doco
You are a content nigga, though. No, I didn't say i I'm going to see you handing homeless people money. No, they're, you know, they hang out at your bus stop. So, you know, you you'd be giving coffee and cigarettes.
00:09:33
TWIYpod
That's a fact.
00:09:35
Doco
That's the the same shit.
00:09:36
TWIYpod
A beer. Maybe a beer. be Keep a Milwaukee's best form.
00:09:39
Doco
It's the same shit.
00:09:40
TWIYpod
Keep Milwaukee's best.
00:09:42
Doco
But the point is, is, um, we want to celebrate you, gang.
00:09:50
TWIYpod
So celebrate me.
00:09:52
Doco
You know? we want We want you to send that video to the group chat. And we want you to be like, hell yeah, bro. That's my brother.
00:10:00
Lovelace
that man put down, would you say you down 90 or a hundred?
00:10:01
Doco
You know? That's
00:10:04
Lovelace
i was like, I said, Joe, I said, Joe, I was like, i was like, Joe.
00:10:06
Doco
a
00:10:06
TWIYpod
I'm about to be 100.
00:10:10
Lovelace
Okay. Okay.
00:10:11
TWIYpod
Now, listen, i was, look, i was a i was a good 329 December 2024.
00:10:18
TWIYpod
and And comfortable, too, because I was at the crib all day because I, shit, I've been off. I've been on laid off for four months, three months. So I was ah at the crib eating candy, drinking like crazy.
00:10:27
Doco
So is this like new health inspiration inspired by something? Or did you just say, fuck it one day?
00:10:38
Doco
Or did you go to the doctors and like, you know, there's a, you got to get it together.
00:10:44
TWIYpod
Nah, I went to the doctor for something completely different. And the was just like, yo, hop on that scale real quick.
00:10:50
Lovelace
You
00:10:50
TWIYpod
He's like, yo, hop on that scale real quick. And I hopped on the joint. And I was just like, yo, let me get my phone out my pocket. i got I got, oh, shit, my wallet in my pocket, too. Let me get that out my pocket.
00:11:01
Lovelace
ah took your shoes off?
00:11:02
TWIYpod
Took my shoes off. Like, I had a shoe bomb in that bitch. Like, we was at TSA. And I jumped back on that bitch. And I was like, hold on, fam.
00:11:10
Doco
It didn't move.
00:11:11
TWIYpod
was like, this me?
00:11:12
Lovelace
Oh, okay. for
00:11:12
Doco
It went up.
00:11:12
TWIYpod
All this me? It's like, yeah, nigga, that's you and all your fucking cookies and cakes. And I knew something was up, but I didn't know because I hadn't been getting dressed every day because I was laid up.
00:11:19
Doco
Okay.
00:11:24
TWIYpod
So I hadn't been getting dressed every day to go to work. So I hadn't had to put clothes on.
00:11:26
Doco
Oh, so when you put on. yeah yeah, yeah. They fit different.
00:11:29
TWIYpod
So I fucking go out into the world, get on the scale. Then I came home. It was just like, nah, maybe I've been big like this for mad long. I start putting on clothes. I feel like Chris Farley and Tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat, like nothing fits.
00:11:46
TWIYpod
So I was just like, boom, check it.
00:11:47
Lovelace
a
00:11:48
TWIYpod
I'm gonna put this beer down and I'm gonna start getting to it And then, you know, shit just been consistent after that.
00:11:56
Doco
Yeah, but like, don't you feel like kind of you know, just now exercising at your age?
00:11:56
Lovelace
Now.
00:12:04
TWIYpod
I mean, this isn't the first time I've exercised in my life.
00:12:07
Lovelace
what I was going to say.
00:12:07
Doco
I mean, don't know the way you be
00:12:09
Lovelace
He used to hoop. What are we talking about?
00:12:10
TWIYpod
Like, fuck is you talking about, my nigga? Hold on a second.
00:12:13
Doco
acting.
00:12:13
TWIYpod
This isn't the first time a nigga just said, you know what? This whole exercise thing people have been pushing my whole life. I'm going to try it out.
00:12:20
Doco
i mean i don't know the way you be acting
00:12:25
TWIYpod
Nah, I just got to it.
00:12:26
Doco
You know?
00:12:27
TWIYpod
I was disciplined, and I didn't backslide this go-round.
00:12:30
Lovelace
Hey.
00:12:30
TWIYpod
Because normally, you hit a you hit a couple numbers, you get a little bit of loss, and then you're like, all right, I can turn this shit on and off whenever I want to. At my age, you can't.
00:12:39
Doco
Nah. Yeah, once you...
00:12:41
TWIYpod
you you
00:12:41
Doco
Yeah, you gotta keep going.
00:12:42
TWIYpod
You cannot turn this shit on and off when you want to. Matter of fact, y'all at y'all ages, you can't turn this shit. After you hit 30, you have to have that shit on you.
00:12:49
Doco
No.
00:12:53
TWIYpod
Because, yeah,
00:12:54
Doco
Yeah, i agree.
00:12:55
TWIYpod
A couple.
00:12:55
Doco
That's why I'm asking. I'm not trying to be... I mean, i'm kind of trying to be a little funny, but I'm being serious.
00:12:58
Lovelace
This is why I be active when I'm at practices with them kids.
00:13:00
Doco
Like...
00:13:02
Lovelace
This is why I partake.
00:13:02
Doco
Oh, my God, bro.
00:13:05
TWIYpod
Yo, whose man is this?
00:13:05
Lovelace
This is why I partake, man. I got to be active.
00:13:09
TWIYpod
Partaking what?
00:13:11
Lovelace
I run with them niggas. I do all that shit.
00:13:13
TWIYpod
Fuck out here, Lace.
00:13:13
Doco
You're not supposed to be doing that.
00:13:15
TWIYpod
You're not supposed to be doing that.
00:13:16
Doco
Yeah.
00:13:20
TWIYpod
You got inverted throat goat. Like, you can't be doing that.
00:13:22
Doco
yeah Whatever you into, you go do that. You're not supposed to be doing that at all, bro.
00:13:29
TWIYpod
It's always the nigga with the doctor's note that want to participate.
00:13:33
Lovelace
Yep.
Social Awareness and Public Perceptions
00:13:36
TWIYpod
You got the excuse not to dress out for Jim, my guy.
00:13:37
Doco
That's funny.
00:13:40
Lovelace
Nigga, like I said, at work, bro, you know, standing desk on deck, can wear comfortable sneakers, can, you know, do all the above. Like, hey, I'm good.
00:13:51
Lovelace
you know, a handicap sticker in both cars. Like, nigga, we good.
00:13:54
TWIYpod
No, that's the host that's the whole shit right there. how How many people have pressed you about your handicap sticker? Not at work, just in life.
00:14:03
Doco
Trying to buy it?
00:14:03
TWIYpod
Fuck out here.
00:14:03
Doco
Nobody tried to buy it?
00:14:07
TWIYpod
Nobody's pressing you, saying you look healthy, or do you throw the limp on when you're at the grocery store?
00:14:10
Doco
Oh, that too. That too.
00:14:12
TWIYpod
You throw the limp on?
00:14:12
Lovelace
Nigga, y'all know where I live.
00:14:15
Doco
No, yeah, he was Scam City.
00:14:16
TWIYpod
Home of this camera. Home of this camera.
00:14:17
Doco
No, Scam, yeah, Scam City.
00:14:19
TWIYpod
Are there even any handicap spots to park it out there? Everybody got to do them.
00:14:22
Doco
No.
00:14:23
Lovelace
Barely. They just sent out an email the other day like, hey, if you don't got the proper um stuff, we finna start towing shit.
00:14:29
TWIYpod
beach We checking your certifications, nigga, so it better be for you and not your granny.
00:14:37
Lovelace
Nah, niggas just be bold and park in there without nothing. I'd be like, damn.
00:14:42
TWIYpod
Oh, that's a different type of bold. I've never been that bold, not even in a rush. Have I been bold enough?
00:14:46
Doco
You think you could be a repo man?
00:14:48
TWIYpod
Fuck yeah.
00:14:48
Lovelace
Who?
00:14:50
Doco
Yeah?
00:14:51
TWIYpod
Yeah, fuck yeah.
00:14:52
Doco
You a cold-hearted motherfucker, bro.
00:14:53
Lovelace
I don't got the patience to that.
00:14:54
TWIYpod
On God. On God. And I'm animma de-escalation specialist. So it's not even going go there.
00:14:59
Doco
You a cold-hearted person.
00:15:01
TWIYpod
going to just come through. I'm get your shit. I'm out.
00:15:05
Lovelace
Hey, hold on.
00:15:08
TWIYpod
You know, I rode with them niggas for a summer. I rode with them niggas for a summer with the with with the gig.
00:15:11
Doco
You are a cold-hearted person, bro.
00:15:14
Lovelace
Used to be a de-escalation, right? Used to, right? Mm-hmm.
00:15:24
Doco
You are a cold-hearted person, bro.
00:15:24
Lovelace
this
00:15:27
TWIYpod
You can't do that?
00:15:29
Doco
Fuck, no, i couldn't take nobody's car.
00:15:31
TWIYpod
If they owe, because you can't take it because they don't owe you specifically. That's why you feel like you can't take it.
00:15:37
Doco
Yeah, I'm just a nigga who's picking up the car for the bank.
00:15:41
TWIYpod
That makes me feel even better about it because it's no conversation.
00:15:43
Doco
Nah, bro, nope.
00:15:44
TWIYpod
Your conversation isn't with me. you're a convert I'm just the middleman here.
00:15:47
Doco
Yeah, I'm the nigga putting myself in danger to come get this fucking Toyota.
00:15:51
TWIYpod
Yeah, but you always you always free in Palestine, so you right.
00:15:57
Doco
Even more reason why I want the nigga who's behind on payments to keep their car.
00:16:03
TWIYpod
no The only niggas I'm not repoing, and most most banks will they'll let you slide. The only niggas I'm not repoing their shit is it's military members.
00:16:10
Doco
Lace, don't try it. I saw it.
00:16:13
TWIYpod
That's the only niggas I'm not repoing their shit.
00:16:16
Lovelace
Nope.
00:16:17
Doco
But not a mom of three.
00:16:17
TWIYpod
That's the only niggas. Nah.
00:16:20
Lovelace
You got serve for your country.
00:16:20
TWIYpod
Nah. Military niggas is protected. And if they not, I'm just going act like I ain't see your car was home today. And I'm just going go on mind my black ass business.
00:16:30
Doco
That's crazy.
00:16:32
TWIYpod
yeah
00:16:32
Doco
Yeah, you are a cohort. You might be worse than Lace.
00:16:37
TWIYpod
Nah, Lace works than me.
00:16:38
Doco
You might be worse than Lace.
00:16:40
TWIYpod
Lace don't give homeless people beer money.
00:16:42
Doco
I expected you to say no.
00:16:43
Lovelace
i don't get beer money. I get an essentials though.
00:16:46
TWIYpod
Yeah, them niggas don't want essentials. They want beer, bro. What is you talking about?
00:16:49
Lovelace
No, that's what got them where they at now.
00:16:49
Doco
No, they want deodorant.
00:16:51
TWIYpod
They don't want Dior. What's the other one gonna do when you can't wash your ass?
00:16:53
Lovelace
if
00:16:55
Doco
At least I can layer it up.
00:16:56
Lovelace
They can. They got to. Hey, bro. It's so many places that.
00:17:00
TWIYpod
Yo, putting caked up deodorant on top of caked up deodorant? You got that thick-ass white layer white icing on your drone?
00:17:06
Doco
Yeah, man.
00:17:08
TWIYpod
Nah, nah. Them niggas don't want niggas going to sell your deodorant bar for a fucking Mickey's.
00:17:09
Lovelace
Nah.
00:17:12
Lovelace
Nah, I buy them to um when we've got them deodorant, I get them to clear shit. I get them to clear shit.
00:17:16
Doco
Yeah.
00:17:17
Lovelace
Don't get them to powder on.
00:17:19
TWIYpod
You don't even give them the sturdy joint?
00:17:19
Doco
Nah, the clear shit will eat your skin away.
00:17:22
TWIYpod
Yeah, you don't even give him the sturdy joint?
00:17:24
Doco
You gotta give the powder.
00:17:24
Lovelace
The clear shit is a sturdy joint.
00:17:25
Doco
Bro, you gotta do the powder, bro.
00:17:26
Lovelace
That shit, 72 hours, nigga.
00:17:28
TWIYpod
Sweat that shit right off.
00:17:31
Doco
What are you doing with your life, bro?
00:17:31
Lovelace
Nah. Bruh.
00:17:32
TWIYpod
I'm starting to question niggas I pod with.
00:17:34
Lovelace
no
00:17:35
Doco
You do the clear?
00:17:35
TWIYpod
This nigga out here rocking dis thing out here rockin clear deodorant in 25.
00:17:40
Doco
Lace is an alien, bro.
00:17:41
Lovelace
man
00:17:42
TWIYpod
Nah, Lace about to hit us with a hot take. Like, I don't wear deodorant because sweat doesn't stink if you're properly hydrated. He's about to hit us with some of those natural crystals and shit.
00:17:51
Lovelace
Nah.
00:17:53
TWIYpod
You know what I'm saying?
00:17:53
Lovelace
Nah.
00:17:55
TWIYpod
You rubbing salt on your armpits, big dog?
00:17:55
Lovelace
Nah.
00:17:59
Doco
Kiwi.
00:18:00
TWIYpod
He taking the hairy part of the kiwi and rubbing it ah on his arms. This thing almost spit on the computer again.
00:18:09
Lovelace
I already got in trouble for that. I can't do that again.
00:18:13
Doco
So what? all right. This is personal as fuck. What deodorant do you use?
00:18:17
Lovelace
Uh, Dove for men.
00:18:19
Doco
Clear?
00:18:21
Lovelace
Yup.
00:18:23
Doco
You're disgusting human, bro.
00:18:23
TWIYpod
you hear a broke boy talking? You hear a broke boy talking?
00:18:26
Doco
there I mean, I use Dove products, but it's the solid, bro.
00:18:30
Lovelace
They're the same price, so...
00:18:31
Doco
No, it's the same price.
00:18:32
Lovelace
yeah I'm talking to Scully.
00:18:33
Doco
It's a different product.
00:18:33
TWIYpod
It's not the same feeling.
00:18:34
Lovelace
They're the same price.
00:18:35
Doco
It's a different product. It's a way different product.
00:18:37
TWIYpod
It's not the same results. It's not the same results either.
00:18:39
Lovelace
It's not... Smells better. Smells better.
00:18:42
Doco
Smells better.
00:18:43
Lovelace
You want me to show you?
00:18:44
TWIYpod
To whom?
00:18:44
Lovelace
Hold on.
00:18:45
TWIYpod
To whom?
00:18:46
Lovelace
The Midnight Classico.
00:18:46
Doco
ah you gonna show me?
00:18:47
Lovelace
Midnight Classico?
00:18:48
Doco
Smell it through the phone.
00:18:51
TWIYpod
This nigga really thinking this YouTube two shit going blow up talking about. Let me show you. Okay.
00:18:55
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:18:58
Doco
No, I expected you to pull up like a chat GBT stat, like 86% of people, you know, wear clear deodorant or some shit. I don't, man, that's crazy. All right.
00:19:08
Doco
So I got a question in today's world, right?
00:19:09
Lovelace
and keep my clothes clean.
00:19:13
Doco
Do y'all think that kids are staying in college and collecting the NFL? i mean, the NIO money because it's better than the NFL money.
00:19:24
TWIYpod
No, they're staying in school because NIL is better to help you in case you don't get drafted. Or if you get drafted late, the n NIL is going to hold you down.
00:19:40
Doco
Sorry, well, let me start here. Do you think they should be getting paid in college?
00:19:46
TWIYpod
I think they should be getting paid more than the NIL. Yeah.
00:19:49
Doco
Hmm?
00:19:51
TWIYpod
They should be getting paid from the NCAA, but as soon as they start getting paid from the NCAA, they're no longer amateurs. So that that breaks the spirit of their message.
00:20:00
Doco
Hmm?
College Sports and Athlete Decisions
00:20:05
Doco
um I think our booster constituent here, Lace, would like to contribute to
00:20:14
TWIYpod
I forgot my nigga was in them trenches.
00:20:16
Lovelace
a
00:20:17
TWIYpod
Them dog trenches.
00:20:20
Doco
Go Bulldogs.
00:20:20
Lovelace
Go Dawgs.
00:20:22
TWIYpod
Thank
00:20:25
Lovelace
um So for me, you see it this year especially. Look at all the quarterback quarterback prospects that return because they're getting the NIL back.
00:20:37
Lovelace
Because they don't want to go to certain teams now. So they say, fuck it. I can go back to school and make another four to six and a half million.
00:20:41
TWIYpod
you.
00:20:46
Lovelace
And then go to next year. You got old boy from Ole Miss who already been in school for six years. Crazy.
00:20:53
Doco
and went to court for another year that's crazy I'm not gonna lie that's crazy but hold but way wait wait in his defense though some of those years were COVID years no
00:20:55
Lovelace
Yes.
00:20:58
TWIYpod
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00:20:58
Lovelace
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00:21:05
Lovelace
But see the cup see, this is the thing. like We are past the kids. We are past the majority of kids that were in school during COVID.
00:21:14
Doco
Are we?
00:21:16
TWIYpod
He might be the last of the Mohicans, bro.
00:21:19
Doco
Okay.
00:21:20
Lovelace
So it really would have been 2020 and 2021 if we being realistic.
00:21:20
Doco
Okay.
00:21:25
Lovelace
Because that was the season that they did the shortened games and all that.
00:21:29
Doco
Okay.
00:21:31
Lovelace
if yo If you were class of 2022 for high school, I don't want to hear shit.
00:21:37
Lovelace
don't want to hear shit. Like, no, you do your four years and go.
00:21:41
TWIYpod
Oh.
00:21:41
Doco
Damn, it has been for years.
00:21:43
Lovelace
Do your four years and go. The other people...
00:21:45
Doco
But you get a red shirt
00:21:47
Lovelace
Well, if you did, Redshirt, but some of these niggas played all them years. They done transferred three times. They done...
00:21:54
TWIYpod
i was about to say, since you don't have to sit out there a year because of the transfer portal, you really should do your four and going about your business unless you try and be a doctor.
00:22:04
Lovelace
Nah.
00:22:05
Doco
that's another thing, bro, because a lot of these motherfuckers is going to the league and not doing nothing.
00:22:12
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:22:12
TWIYpod
Most of them.
00:22:15
Doco
If you don't fucking go downstairs...
00:22:18
Lovelace
Hey, he want to get on YouTube. He heard you say the magic word.
00:22:23
TWIYpod
I thought that was Lace playing a drop. That's an actual that's an actual animal, bro.
00:22:32
Doco
my dog. He's big as fuck.
00:22:33
TWIYpod
I didn't even know this nigga had a pet, y'all. We've been podding for a year and some change.
00:22:38
Doco
That's a lie!
00:22:41
TWIYpod
I knew this nigga had kids. I did not. What else do we not know about each other?
00:22:46
Doco
Lacey, we gonna let him lie about that?
00:22:50
TWIYpod
Didn't know it.
00:22:51
Doco
Bro, we gonna let him lie?
00:22:51
Lovelace
Have you ever sent that in the group chat?
00:22:53
TWIYpod
I thought this nigga had an obscure pet like a gerbil or a guinea pig or something.
00:22:53
Doco
Yes!
00:22:58
Doco
Y'all know I have fish tanks and a dog.
00:22:59
TWIYpod
like I knew you had fish tanks.
00:23:03
Lovelace
Skully projecting on you, Doka.
00:23:04
Doco
Yeah, he lying, bro. This nigga got a fucking ah porcupine in his crib or something.
00:23:06
Lovelace
yeah Hey, how many groundhogs you killed this year?
00:23:09
TWIYpod
Fuck no. Fuck no.
00:23:11
Doco
This nigga got chinchillas.
00:23:14
Doco
Scully got a chinchilla factory.
00:23:15
TWIYpod
This year?
00:23:16
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:23:17
TWIYpod
None. None. But if I catch homeboy in the garden this this spring, going to light his ass up.
00:23:22
Lovelace
Hey, do me a favor. um Drive over to Doko's hood and go kill that Puxwani nigga, dawg.
00:23:23
TWIYpod
I'm going to light his ass up.
00:23:29
Lovelace
I'm so sick of this shit.
00:23:31
TWIYpod
Pucks of Tony?
00:23:31
Lovelace
six Six more weeks of winter.
00:23:33
TWIYpod
You talking about... Nah, why you mad at son?
00:23:35
Lovelace
Motherfucker, was 80 degrees yesterday down here.
00:23:38
Doco
Bro, listen.
00:23:39
TWIYpod
Why you mad at son?
00:23:40
Doco
if you kill If you kill Phil...
00:23:41
TWIYpod
Why you mad at Puxatoni?
00:23:44
Doco
Listen, if you kill Phil, it's going be like when LeBron left Cleveland. The whole city going to be fucked up, nigga.
00:23:48
Lovelace
fifth i don't live there.
00:23:51
Doco
You know I'm saying?
00:23:51
Lovelace
out of here.
00:23:53
Doco
The whole economy is based on that one fucking beaver. I hope you know that.
00:23:57
Lovelace
No, but
00:23:59
TWIYpod
It's more than one. That nigga died five times in your lifetime and they just keep replacing him.
00:24:01
Lovelace
what?
00:24:05
Doco
Yeah, but it's a different name, though.
00:24:07
TWIYpod
Mmm.
00:24:08
Doco
The last one was Pete.
00:24:08
TWIYpod
Okay. I seen groundhogs there. You can't get away with kidnapping their mascot. You can't do that.
00:24:16
Doco
You see how they be holding that nigga?
00:24:17
TWIYpod
that's the
00:24:20
Doco
Like.
00:24:21
TWIYpod
I'm uncomfortable, bro. like Why are you that close to me? got no gloves on.
00:24:24
Lovelace
no
00:24:24
TWIYpod
You just raw dog in the groundhog?
00:24:24
Doco
Bro.
00:24:25
Lovelace
when they do the shadow When they do the shadow thing, the way they hold him and do it, I'm like, where's Peter at?
00:24:32
Doco
That's what I'm, bro, it's like, it's animal abuse on TV.
00:24:35
Lovelace
What the hell?
00:24:36
Doco
Like.
00:24:36
Lovelace
they they They try to crucify Mike Vick. And these niggas up here Y'all.
00:24:39
Doco
Yeah, well.
00:24:43
Doco
But we are the state that, you know, absolved him.
00:24:49
Doco
No.
00:24:49
TWIYpod
Nah, that's not.
00:24:51
Lovelace
No, y'all gave him redemption. Y'all gave him a um second chance.
00:24:53
Doco
Yeah. He went to PA. Clearly, we don't care about animal abuse.
00:24:58
TWIYpod
with Nah, y'all cared until he to he threw that lob up to Deshaun Jackson on Monday Night Football against the Redskins.
00:25:04
Doco
That wasn't no love. 70 yard pass.
00:25:08
TWIYpod
I know, all air.
00:25:10
Doco
All right.
00:25:10
TWIYpod
Yeah, but...
00:25:12
Doco
Stop right there.
00:25:16
Doco
Stop right there. You and Mr. Yak over here could leave it alone. You know what I'm saying?
00:25:22
Lovelace
and there
00:25:23
Doco
I might have thought where you was going. But, okay, so would you would you stay in college an extra if you have five years and you're getting fucking five million, one one million, three million a year?
00:25:37
TWIYpod
It would really depend on the deal that I could manage to get myself.
00:25:38
Lovelace
If I'm.
00:25:38
Doco
i would...
00:25:42
TWIYpod
If I couldn't, if the deals were drying up, then nah, fuck it. Just go pro take a risk. But if the deals ain't drying up, niggas are still willing to pay me and I can get some money off the books.
00:25:53
TWIYpod
Some of that Johnny Menzel.
00:25:53
Doco
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:25:56
TWIYpod
Yeah, bro. We stay in another year.
00:25:57
Lovelace
All right.
00:25:57
Doco
It's life-changing money, regardless.
00:25:59
Lovelace
So Dante Moore went back for three million.
00:26:04
Doco
Please don't do this
00:26:06
Lovelace
All right, so I'm saying if you were projected, if you go in into draft to be the number one pick.
00:26:12
Lovelace
But, you know, you got to go to who is it? Is it the Raiders or is it the Jets Raiders?
00:26:16
TWIYpod
Vegas. I think it's Vegas.
00:26:19
Lovelace
Yes, you can know, you got to go to the Raiders to start your career.
00:26:24
Doco
Yeah.
00:26:24
Lovelace
Are you going back to Oregon?
00:26:26
TWIYpod
Going back. I'm
00:26:27
Doco
Yeah, I'm taking the money.
00:26:30
TWIYpod
going back because the Raiders are so far behind. They need more than just a quarterback.
00:26:35
Doco
But either way, you're going to be drafted to an ass team.
00:26:36
TWIYpod
It's,
00:26:38
TWIYpod
Yeah, but a team that just needs a quarterback is different than a team that needs a quarterback. They need help with their front line. They need some receivers. And they need some defense because, and then you don't even know if Max Crosby is staying.
00:26:52
Doco
He won't.
00:26:53
Lovelace
Hey.
00:26:54
Doco
You know where he'll be next year.
00:26:56
Lovelace
Just one more thing on that.
00:26:58
TWIYpod
It's like going to the fucking Kings, bro.
00:26:58
Lovelace
The first contract... he
00:27:04
Lovelace
The first contract is almost $55 million if you're the number one pick.
00:27:08
TWIYpod
That's cool. but it'll be a last contract if it's with the Vegas Raiders.
00:27:14
Doco
So.
00:27:16
Lovelace
But what if you get traded? You can get
00:27:17
Doco
That's enough.
00:27:19
TWIYpod
You might not get it all. It's not all guaranteed. It's not an NBA contract.
00:27:22
Doco
Bro, I'm saying you do, let's say you do your rookie contract. Do you need more than that?
00:27:32
TWIYpod
Yeah, i got a drug habit at this point.
00:27:35
Doco
I mean, this is a bad error to be in drugs, though.
00:27:35
TWIYpod
Once you introduce 50 million into the equation, now i have a drug habit.
00:27:35
Lovelace
get... Hmm.
00:27:43
TWIYpod
Is it?
00:27:43
Doco
It is.
00:27:45
TWIYpod
I think it's a good error because you can buy the testers because you have money.
00:27:50
Doco
Fair. Fair.
00:27:52
TWIYpod
you So you get a Kia Raw. You spend a little bit more than normal. You get a Kia Raw. You get some testers. You have a great time. You catch the vibe, bro.
00:28:00
Doco
Okay.
00:28:01
TWIYpod
You catch the vibes.
00:28:01
Doco
So, but I feel like I would have rather been in like the 70s Coke era, though.
00:28:09
TWIYpod
Yeah. Yeah. and The music was right. 70s, 80s. I'd have been fucking hitting the joint. If my prerogative was out and I was an adult with a cocaine habit, on God.
00:28:21
Doco
Yeah. So is that the era when niggas was wearing the like the shirts open like this? bo Right? That's the 70s and 80s?
00:28:28
Lovelace
Rick
00:28:30
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:28:30
Doco
Like heavy disco?
00:28:30
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:28:31
Lovelace
ri James here.
00:28:31
TWIYpod
Yeah. Big, big disco.
00:28:32
Doco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:33
TWIYpod
80s, big disco.
00:28:34
Doco
Yeah, I
00:28:36
TWIYpod
But I ain't care for the foot game. I ain't care for the entire niggas was putting on their feet.
00:28:42
Doco
yeah i mean, but when, when you know, ah sounds like something you would do
00:28:42
TWIYpod
Niggas is wearing...
00:28:45
Lovelace
indeed
00:28:46
TWIYpod
I'm not wearing platforms, gang. I'm not wearing platforms.
00:28:48
Doco
Nigga, you would have like seven feet with platforms.
00:28:51
TWIYpod
I'm not wearing platforms. I'm not wearing those fucking boots that look like the shoes that the motherfuckers in Holland wear, the wooden joints, the clogs. I'm not wearing...
00:28:58
Doco
Them is fire.
00:29:00
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:29:01
Doco
You a hater, bro.
00:29:01
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:29:02
TWIYpod
Imagine dancing next to a chick on the on the lighted disco floor.
00:29:07
Doco
Your pops bagged your moms in some of those shoes.
00:29:10
TWIYpod
And you just got to enter the scene like this.
00:29:13
TWIYpod
Nah, that nigga was the king of bell-bottoms. Every picture I see from this nigga in that era, he had bell-bottoms on.
00:29:13
Lovelace
os it
00:29:19
Doco
And you don't think he had on them them fucking shiny boots?
00:29:19
TWIYpod
just
00:29:22
TWIYpod
He probably did, but that's nasty work.
00:29:23
Doco
Hey! Hey!
00:29:24
TWIYpod
I told that nigga before he passed that was nasty work.
00:29:27
Doco
You told us he was fly.
00:29:27
Lovelace
yeah
00:29:29
Doco
was fly back in the day.
00:29:30
TWIYpod
He was fly, but it was still nasty work.
00:29:30
Doco
did
00:29:32
TWIYpod
Because, bro, are you why are you wearing bell bottoms like this?
00:29:33
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:29:36
Doco
But that's what they was doing.
00:29:37
TWIYpod
where'd you get Where did you get this leather trench from with the super exaggerated collar?
00:29:40
Doco
He said moving like this.
00:29:43
TWIYpod
Yeah, just...
00:29:43
Doco
ah ah
00:29:46
TWIYpod
Niggas body rolling and shit. you you Imagine you got a body roll on your shorty just to get her attention.
00:29:48
Doco
You are a sick person.
00:29:53
Doco
Yeah.
00:29:53
Lovelace
Hmm. So,
00:29:55
TWIYpod
And then you hit her with the Lil Uzi before Lil Uzi. You know what talking about.
00:29:58
Lovelace
yeah
00:30:05
Lovelace
So, Scully, Scully, back during the Yvisu gene era, how was you rolling up?
00:30:05
TWIYpod
Hit her with one of those?
00:30:11
TWIYpod
ah Hey, I had them shits, nigga.
00:30:12
Lovelace
da
00:30:15
TWIYpod
I had them shits. I spent money on them shits.
00:30:17
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:30:18
TWIYpod
Those and red monkeys.
00:30:19
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:30:20
TWIYpod
Invisus and red monkeys, just so you could have that stupid little squiggly line on the back of your pants.
00:30:26
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:30:28
TWIYpod
I'm not proud of it either.
00:30:28
Doco
You thought she was a skateboarder?
00:30:30
Lovelace
i
00:30:30
TWIYpod
I'm not proud of it. Nah, it was...
00:30:31
Doco
Did you have a skateboard error? Yeah.
00:30:33
TWIYpod
Yeah, of course. Yeah. I wore the DCs. ah
00:30:37
Doco
Lace, did you have a skateboard error?
00:30:39
TWIYpod
Hell no.
00:30:41
Doco
Yeah, he was robbing cars.
00:30:41
TWIYpod
he just hung He just hung out with the white boys. He didn't dress like the white boys.
00:30:46
Doco
No, he was robbing cars. White boys.
00:30:48
TWIYpod
Nah.
00:30:48
Lovelace
Nah.
00:30:49
TWIYpod
It was getting duffed out by MGK.
00:30:51
Doco
They were selling KDs the white boys for $60.
00:30:52
Lovelace
No. 40 watercodes.
00:30:55
TWIYpod
Hmm.
00:30:59
TWIYpod
No, I think Lace was a water boy. Like, before water boys got popular because of the internet. Was you a water boy?
00:31:05
Lovelace
nah
00:31:07
TWIYpod
you had different water. It was Dro. 40 water. Oh, I forgot.
00:31:15
Lovelace
forty water
00:31:15
Doco
Hmm.
00:31:16
TWIYpod
I forgot who...
00:31:16
Lovelace
yeah
00:31:17
Doco
Place definitely had a scam.
00:31:17
TWIYpod
i got
00:31:19
Doco
I'm a figure it out, though. I would've been the nigga that discovered Freebasin, though.
00:31:26
Lovelace
That was before my
00:31:30
Doco
Yeah, bro.
00:31:32
TWIYpod
Okay.
00:31:34
Doco
would've been like, ooh, how do we do this better? Like...
00:31:39
TWIYpod
Oh, curious ass nigga. Oh, Mr. Wizard ass nigga.
00:31:45
Doco
How do we take this a little further?
00:31:48
Lovelace
if you embrace technology, you can find a new shit right now.
00:31:48
Doco
like Fuck you, Lace.
00:31:54
TWIYpod
Nah, because the numbers is too crazy now.
00:31:54
Lovelace
I'm just saying.
Pharmaceuticals and Crypto Mysteries
00:31:58
TWIYpod
Anybody...
00:31:58
Doco
Yeah, and that too.
00:31:59
TWIYpod
Anybody getting into drug or anything illegal.
00:32:04
Doco
The underworld, period.
00:32:06
TWIYpod
Yeah, anybody getting into that right now, that's a choice.
00:32:10
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:32:12
TWIYpod
And it's nothing but football numbers that come with it. Everything got football numbers, something divisible by seven.
00:32:15
Doco
But I would much rather do like a, and this is hypothetical, but like ah like a Ponzi scheme type of scam versus moving weight today.
00:32:19
Lovelace
Yeah, yeah,
00:32:23
Lovelace
yeah.
00:32:30
Doco
Them is two different, you could get way more money and it's a way different crime.
00:32:34
Lovelace
i had actually I was actually thinking of something different.
00:32:35
TWIYpod
white collar crime instead of blue collar crime.
00:32:37
Doco
Yeah, bro.
00:32:38
Lovelace
I was thinking of technology today.
00:32:39
Doco
Well.
00:32:40
Lovelace
You could come up with a drug that gets people off of opioids.
00:32:46
TWIYpod
You know money in that nigga.
00:32:46
Lovelace
You could be...
00:32:47
Doco
Do you know how fast they would kill me?
00:32:48
Lovelace
Hey.
00:32:50
TWIYpod
It's called methadone.
00:32:51
Lovelace
You said you want to do better for the world.
00:32:51
TWIYpod
They already, the drug already exists.
00:32:54
Doco
No, that's not getting them off. That's maintenance.
00:32:56
Lovelace
You said you want to do better for the world. I'm giving you... yeah
00:33:02
Doco
Yeah, but they would smoke me before they let me fucking cure opioid addiction.
00:33:05
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:33:06
TWIYpod
That's a fact. You see what happened that teenager that made...
00:33:07
Lovelace
No, but you keep it underground. You don't go mainstream. with it You got to keep it underground.
00:33:11
Doco
Crude oil?
00:33:11
TWIYpod
You see what happened to that teenager that turned fucking french fry cooking grease into fucking some shit you could put in your car.
00:33:18
Doco
That nigga disappeared
00:33:19
TWIYpod
That nigga disappeared. The nigga with the fucking... um What is it? Damn.
00:33:27
Lovelace
The nigga was out here. are you talking about?
00:33:28
Doco
The container that was turning the ah Air into water They sabotaged his shit too
00:33:33
TWIYpod
Nah, it was old boy...
00:33:37
TWIYpod
old boy with the crypto. He got into the helicopter one day, him and his four crypto buddies, one of them called on the way to the helicopter. Yo, big dog, ain't gonna make it.
00:33:48
TWIYpod
So they jump in the helicopter. They go on a trip. Helicopter blew up three minutes after it took off. they got They got that one gay crypto nigga in San Francisco that got smoked just walking down the street by a homeless man.
00:33:56
Doco
Sounds about right.
00:34:03
Lovelace
You say his name.
00:34:04
TWIYpod
Who?
00:34:05
Lovelace
I said, you say his name. Oh,
00:34:07
TWIYpod
ah gay Gay Crypto Duke.
00:34:10
Lovelace
shit.
00:34:10
Doco
That's fucked up.
00:34:14
Doco
That's fucked up, man.
00:34:15
TWIYpod
Gay Crypto Duke in San Fran.
00:34:16
Doco
Shout out to the gays, man. Yeah.
00:34:18
TWIYpod
Shout out to the gay.
00:34:18
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:34:19
TWIYpod
Free Palestine.
00:34:19
Doco
Yeah.
00:34:21
TWIYpod
I got to say it before Doko say I got to say it before Doko.
00:34:22
Lovelace
hitman
00:34:23
Doco
We finally got there. There we There we go.
00:34:25
Lovelace
okay
00:34:26
TWIYpod
Look, mad natural on the mad natural in the free Palestine too. Subscribe. If you in Palestine, subscribe, like, and comment to the YouTube.
00:34:34
Doco
bro, bro, bro. Mute his mic. Mute his mic, man.
00:34:37
TWIYpod
I can't say that. We shouting them out.
00:34:38
Doco
No, nigga.
00:34:39
TWIYpod
Why we can't get subscriptions?
00:34:39
Doco
You think they got YouTube? You think they got YouTube? All
00:34:43
TWIYpod
You're right. They got lights over there.
00:34:47
Doco
right. We're moving on.
00:34:48
Lovelace
This thing is crazy. I don't know what they have over there.
00:34:49
Doco
We're moving on man
00:34:50
TWIYpod
and That's why we shouting them out for if they ain't got the internet and lights.
00:34:53
Doco
man. We're moving on.
00:34:54
Doco
We're moving on, man.
00:34:54
Lovelace
the The geopolitics of that area, which I still don't understand why it's the Middle East, but, you know.
00:35:01
Doco
Lace, please. We don't need your flat earth theories right now.
00:35:01
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:35:02
TWIYpod
So we shout now niggas that can't even hear or see the shout outs.
00:35:08
Doco
Scully.
00:35:09
TWIYpod
right. All right. I'm just asking the important questions.
00:35:14
TWIYpod
Pardon yourself.
00:35:14
Doco
That's not pertinent at this moment.
00:35:18
TWIYpod
It's very pertinent.
00:35:20
Doco
No, it's not, man.
00:35:22
TWIYpod
I just want to know if they can see the well wishes we sending out.
00:35:22
Lovelace
No, we told Vegas.
00:35:25
TWIYpod
Like,
00:35:26
Doco
Yes.
00:35:27
TWIYpod
How you know God ever hear your prayer?
00:35:28
Doco
It's vibes.
00:35:29
TWIYpod
Because every now and then you get that blessing, right? You get that $20. You was looking for five.
00:35:32
Lovelace
Hmm. warninging
00:35:33
TWIYpod
You get that $20 blessing. That's how you know God heard your blessings. How do we know these Palestinians
00:35:43
TWIYpod
are hearing us say free Palestine until it's spelled backwards?
00:35:46
Doco
How do we know a tree fell in the woods, nigga?
00:35:48
Lovelace
ah he might He might think that some of them Palestinians have gotten over the Thailand.
00:35:52
Doco
Lace, you gotta let me. That was a... Come on, I just cooked. I just... You what I mean?
00:35:57
Lovelace
The tree in the woods.
00:35:57
Doco
didn't have a reply. I just... You know what You know what I how do How do we know?
00:36:01
TWIYpod
Yeah.
00:36:03
Lovelace
When the house is built.
00:36:04
Doco
We just know.
00:36:05
Lovelace
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:06
Doco
See? See? See, now I gotta ask the hard questions. What is something you've been shamed into doing?.........
00:36:11
Lovelace
yeah yeah
00:36:20
Lovelace
Something I've been shamed into doing. Let's see. I got a list. Hold on. Let me.
00:36:25
TWIYpod
Yeah, I'm bringing sunglasses next week, bro.
00:36:27
Doco
I did. you
00:36:28
TWIYpod
ha I'm bringing the sunglasses back next week.
00:36:33
Doco
What is something that you've been shamed into doing? I'll go first.
00:36:38
Lovelace
Apologizing.
00:36:39
Doco
You said apologize.
00:36:42
Lovelace
Apologizing.
00:36:44
Doco
That don't come natural. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:49
Lovelace
Because I'm never sorry.
00:36:49
TWIYpod
And it happened... It happened on the pod.
00:36:50
Lovelace
I'm never sorry.
00:36:51
TWIYpod
What is that? Episode 15? What episode is that?
00:36:54
Doco
I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.
00:36:57
TWIYpod
ah
00:37:01
Doco
I shouldn't have deleted it. I know your body, right?
00:37:04
Lovelace
to be hit
00:37:04
Doco
this
00:37:04
TWIYpod
ha ha ha
00:37:08
Lovelace
you
00:37:09
Doco
No, that's crazy. So. Why that one specifically? and Why is saying sorry so hard for you?
00:37:16
Lovelace
Um, because like there's some things I could be like, damn, I should have did a different way, but I own all my actions.
00:37:27
Doco
No, accountability and I'm sorry kind of go hand-to-hand.
00:37:30
Lovelace
No, it don't. No, it don't.
00:37:31
Doco
Yes, they do.
00:37:33
Lovelace
The sorry ain't even the sorry ain't even for them.
00:37:33
Doco
oh so um I did it, but I'm not sorry that I did it.
00:37:35
Lovelace
It's for you.
00:37:39
Lovelace
The sorry is for you.
00:37:39
TWIYpod
My nigga said I own all my actions and that's why I don't apologize because I own my actions.
00:37:40
Lovelace
It ain't them.
00:37:45
Doco
ah
00:37:46
TWIYpod
But if there were wrong actions, right?
00:37:49
TWIYpod
you still got You still gotta to make that square.
00:37:49
Lovelace
I should have did it a different way.
00:37:49
Doco
That was...
00:37:52
Doco
Yeah, but that still requires an apology.
00:37:55
Lovelace
No, it doesn't.
00:37:56
TWIYpod
it does.
00:37:57
Lovelace
You do by actions. Words don't mean shit. You got to by actions, man.
00:38:00
Doco
No, both. Hand in hand.
00:38:02
TWIYpod
who hurt you, bro?
00:38:02
Lovelace
That's why we on YouTube now, because the words don't mean enough. We got to show. We got to show visuals, body language, all of that.
00:38:09
Doco
Well, that's true.
00:38:12
Lovelace
All right.
00:38:12
TWIYpod
Who hurt you?
00:38:12
Doco
But now I gotta make sure I have eye drops on hand.
00:38:12
Lovelace
We got to do that.
00:38:13
TWIYpod
That's what I want.
00:38:19
Doco
but ok i um Scully, I kind of feel like you're going in the right direction. But we might unpack some shit that we're not really supposed to unpack this episode, you know.
00:38:31
Doco
ah You know, because accountability and I'm sorry go hand in hand, bro. They do. They do.
00:38:39
TWIYpod
Oh, God.
00:38:39
Doco
Because acknowledging a mistake without an apology is just what? Oh, yeah, i did that.
00:38:45
TWIYpod
Just saying, my bad. Like, that's not even my bad.
00:38:47
Doco
No, it's it's not even my bad.
00:38:50
TWIYpod
Yeah, it's just oops. Niggas, just oops.
00:38:52
Lovelace
That's what it is. Oops.
00:38:54
TWIYpod
Oops, I did it again.
00:38:55
Lovelace
Shit, my fault. My fault. Sorry you felt that way.
The Nature of Apologies and Growth
00:39:00
TWIYpod
And there you go.
00:39:02
Lovelace
yeah
00:39:02
TWIYpod
There you go with the gaslight. You see how you put the candle on top of the cake, the cherry on top of the gaslight cake?
00:39:04
Doco
Yes.
00:39:10
TWIYpod
My man says, sorry you felt that way.
00:39:11
Doco
You felt that way. Nah, I made you feel that way.
00:39:13
Lovelace
Because the niggas that are saying sorry, they don't feel sorry. They doing that shit just so it'll pass over. I don't give a fuck.
00:39:23
TWIYpod
Yo, Lay's got a baby mama somewhere.
00:39:23
Doco
No, actually, he's a sociopath.
00:39:27
TWIYpod
Because that's what baby mama, that's baby mama language.
00:39:31
Lovelace
Like that, don't.
00:39:31
Doco
Is it?
00:39:31
TWIYpod
Niggas don't be, niggas don't be sorry.
00:39:33
Lovelace
No, no, no, because what's crazy, hold on, hold on.
00:39:33
TWIYpod
Apologize. Like, that's baby mama language.
00:39:35
Lovelace
Because what's crazy is that time the few times I actually give real apologies, niggas will respond, you ain't even got say all that, man.
00:39:43
TWIYpod
Ha ha ha ha
00:39:43
Doco
Because men don't do apologies. That's different.
00:39:47
Lovelace
here But I'm saying, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:39:48
Doco
That's different.
00:39:49
Lovelace
So, nah, you said apologize.
00:39:50
Doco
That's different. That's way different. That's like getting advice from a man versus getting advice from a woman. They're two different things.
00:39:58
TWIYpod
And some people don't need your apology because they just want to move different around you as a result of whatever you did wrong, whatever your infraction was.
00:40:08
Doco
No, need your apology. Fuck that.
00:40:10
Lovelace
What my nigga, what my nigga, Tavi, man, you doing?
00:40:11
TWIYpod
I don't. I don't require an apology.
00:40:14
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:40:15
Doco
Don't lie to my audience.
00:40:16
TWIYpod
i I don't require an apology, bro.
00:40:18
Doco
Don't lie it to the 13 people that listen to us, bro.
00:40:21
TWIYpod
I don't require the apology. I'm good off the apology.
00:40:25
Doco
I might have to edit one of these pods and start inserting text. Like,
00:40:28
TWIYpod
na na
00:40:31
Doco
fuck out of here, nigga.
00:40:32
TWIYpod
No, I mean, we apologize. We'll ah we'll exchange apologies, but it's not needed for me to like talk to you again. done blew up and I done be like, I'll talk to you niggas on Friday when it's time to pop.
00:40:45
Doco
Yeah, but that still requires an apology.
00:40:48
TWIYpod
Nah, no, we could have podded with no apology. I was hoping, i was hoping that we had radio silence until Friday so that y'all could have seen I was good money coming in here ready to pod without the apology.
00:40:51
Doco
Nah.
00:41:01
Doco
That's a premeditated argument. You're a sick-ass nigga, too.
00:41:03
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. Because that shit would have been subliminal.
00:41:07
Doco
Yeah, like, what are we talking about?
00:41:10
TWIYpod
Nah, would have been a good old time. would been a regular pod.
00:41:12
Lovelace
No, it would a good it' have been a funny pod, but it probably would have turned into an episode.
00:41:18
Doco
It would've. 100%. 100%. Maybe. cancelled. See? Say sorry, digger.
00:41:21
TWIYpod
if we If we have visuals for episode 14, bro, if we have visuals for episode 14, we might be out of here.
00:41:23
Doco
he
00:41:28
Lovelace
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that.
00:41:31
Doco
maybe or cancel
00:41:36
TWIYpod
I could live with either one.
00:41:37
Lovelace
If we would have been recording all the videos back then and just save those.
00:41:37
TWIYpod
No, I'm not going home with you.
00:41:38
Doco
up c see there'st tough say sorry digy
00:41:40
TWIYpod
I could live with you. You got to learn. You got to learn. You got to learn sometimes. Like, we push the envelope too far, going to be like, damn, we canceled.
00:41:51
Doco
Yeah.
00:41:52
TWIYpod
That's a bad.
00:41:52
Doco
I mean, we could just, I mean, you know, there was only 13 people that listened anyway.
00:41:53
TWIYpod
That's a bad. we yeah
00:41:56
Doco
I would have just bought the bots in Indonesia.
00:41:58
Lovelace
yeah
00:41:58
Doco
Like...
00:42:00
TWIYpod
the indonesia The Indonesian bots is nice, though.
00:42:03
Doco
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like 30 in a house, you know?
00:42:05
TWIYpod
They leave comments and likes. They leave comments and likes. Shout out to them Indonesians.
00:42:10
Doco
They got 30 phones in one room, you know what I'm saying? But what's something that you've been shamed into doing, Scully? Saying sorry is crazy.
00:42:18
TWIYpod
That's nuts, ladies.
00:42:20
Doco
That's crazy.
00:42:22
Lovelace
Y'all wanted me to be like Ruben Stubber. This is what I'm sorry for.
00:42:25
Doco
Yes, nigga.
00:42:26
Lovelace
No.
00:42:26
Doco
I just apologize. Why is that so hard?
00:42:28
Lovelace
No. I'm human. I'm human.
00:42:30
Doco
I'm human.
00:42:33
TWIYpod
Yo, what does you being human have to do with anything, my nigga?
00:42:37
Lovelace
We all make mistakes to make it up.
00:42:39
Doco
No, nigga. You bleed too, nigga.
00:42:39
Lovelace
I do whatever it takes.
00:42:41
Doco
im oh you I'm sorry. That's it. Two words. this I don't understand why that's so challenging.
00:42:47
Lovelace
Bruh, don't let the media fool you.
00:42:47
TWIYpod
My nigga said, I'm human.
00:42:49
Lovelace
No women don't really be wanting that.
00:42:52
Doco
Are you red pill?
00:42:54
Lovelace
No, I'm not.
00:42:56
Doco
I don't know.
00:42:57
Lovelace
I'm purple peel. I like a little bit of the mixture. Break them in half, put them together.
00:43:01
Doco
oh that makes sense. You is a future type nigga. Y'all niggas don't apologize. That makes sense.
00:43:06
TWIYpod
anything
00:43:08
Doco
That makes sense.
00:43:09
TWIYpod
When I said I called you. Gossip and bougie and it ain't what we own.
00:43:15
Lovelace
It's a reason why i Throw Away my top five listened to song. It's a reason.
00:43:20
TWIYpod
You a toxic nigga, bro.
00:43:22
Doco
like Disgusting.
00:43:23
TWIYpod
You a toxic nigga, bro.
00:43:25
Doco
Disgusting. You have 10 children.
00:43:28
TWIYpod
Facts.
00:43:28
Doco
like Like, what are you talking about?
00:43:28
TWIYpod
Like, you can't even listen to throw away. The only thing you need to be throwing away is trash, my nigga.
00:43:34
Lovelace
Payment Arrangement Poppy had a life too, okay?
00:43:34
Doco
That's it. And them old toys.
00:43:37
Lovelace
Okay? yeah
00:43:38
Doco
ah ah
00:43:42
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:43:43
Doco
Scully, you avoiding this question.
00:43:45
TWIYpod
Yo, i I don't think I've ever been shamed into doing anything, I'm...
00:43:48
Doco
That's a lie, bro. You are not this cool, Maul.
00:43:50
Lovelace
I got one. I got one. i got one. He got Shane into paying for them lessons.
00:43:56
Doco
Oh, he did. Yep. Yep. See, I knew going first with Lace on this subject was perfect. Because he wasn't going to let nobody slide after we chewed him up. I knew it.
00:44:09
Doco
This is perfect. I know what I'm doing You did get shamed into paying them lessons.
00:44:14
TWIYpod
Them lessons didn't get paid for. What are you talking about?
00:44:14
Lovelace
yeah
00:44:16
Doco
Yes, they did.
00:44:17
TWIYpod
no
00:44:17
Doco
That's Cap.
00:44:17
TWIYpod
none Not by me. Not voluntarily by me.
00:44:21
Doco
Oh.
00:44:22
TWIYpod
Let me say that.
00:44:23
Doco
Oh.
00:44:23
TWIYpod
Not voluntarily.
00:44:23
Lovelace
Oh my goodness.
00:44:23
Doco
Not Voli... What?
00:44:24
Lovelace
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:44:25
TWIYpod
you but You better get it out the child support order.
00:44:28
Doco
No, you sent extra money.
00:44:31
TWIYpod
No. I just didn't ask for the rest of the money that I was supposed to be given when she was living with me.
00:44:34
Doco
Lace, I'm going to help you edit these pods because we're going rewind.
00:44:36
Lovelace
No, no, no, no.
00:44:36
TWIYpod
real.
00:44:38
Doco
we go rewind
00:44:39
Lovelace
He did say he just never got the money back. He just never got...
00:44:42
TWIYpod
I just never got the money back that was supposed to be given to me when she was living with me on on her time. I just never got that bread back. And I never asked for that bread again.
00:44:52
Lovelace
But...
00:44:54
TWIYpod
That's what I stopped asking. I got shamed into asking what was rightfully mine.
00:45:01
Lovelace
You got shamed because you was like, damn, will ever get another McFlurry again if I ask if it's back?
00:45:07
TWIYpod
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:45:07
Lovelace
yeah yeah
00:45:11
Doco
Now that's crazy.
00:45:11
TWIYpod
now You know what though?
00:45:13
Lovelace
let
00:45:14
TWIYpod
I will say i've been I've been shamed into being the bigger person before.
00:45:20
Doco
my god.
00:45:21
Lovelace
I witnessed it.
00:45:23
TWIYpod
Wait.
00:45:24
Doco
Oh my god.
00:45:25
TWIYpod
When did you witness it?
00:45:25
Lovelace
Twice. Twice.
00:45:28
TWIYpod
When did you witness it?
00:45:32
TWIYpod
You talking about with him?
00:45:34
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying general, since I've known you, I've witnessed it i've witnessed it twice, two different occasions.
00:45:35
Doco
I'm going to tell you thing, though. What
00:45:40
TWIYpod
i don't remember. I remember those two. of me
00:45:42
Doco
the fuck?
00:45:43
Lovelace
with
00:45:44
Doco
I'm just like, what are we talking about?
00:45:45
TWIYpod
But yeah, I've been shamed into being the bigger person.
00:45:48
Doco
Shamed into being the bigger person, Scully.
00:45:49
TWIYpod
Yeah, reaching out, you know, reaching out when I shouldn't have to reach out because why I always got to reach out to you?
00:45:58
Doco
So it's ah that's different. Family dynamics is different.
00:46:02
TWIYpod
It's not even family. It's not even family. We don't share dna
00:46:04
Lovelace
Mm-hmm. Mm. o
00:46:07
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:46:10
TWIYpod
But my best man, my best man, I'm talking eighth grade.
00:46:10
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:46:19
TWIYpod
We wasn't speaking. i was like, yo, I hitting that nigga I always hit that nigga up.
00:46:23
Doco
Mm-hmm.
00:46:24
TWIYpod
Nigga going through some shit. And I knew he was going through some shit. My mama knew. Because my mama and his mama is friends. Yo, you should hit him up. He's going through a really tough time right now.
00:46:39
TWIYpod
Yo, my number ain't changed. He know my number. His mama called me. Hey, how'd you call me? Well, give him my number just in case he lost it.
00:46:51
TWIYpod
My number hasn't changed.
00:46:53
Lovelace
Mm.
00:46:54
TWIYpod
Went around, ran around away, cookout. She was there. You still never hit him. He talk about you all the time. It's it's a shame how y'all two is acting. So, so blah, blah, blah.
00:47:07
TWIYpod
Shame me in the car. I caught that nigga after the cookout. I was drunk, though. But shame me in the car on this nigga. Nigga cried on the phone for 15 uninterrupted minutes.
00:47:20
Doco
you and these power dynamics?
00:47:23
TWIYpod
What you mean?
00:47:26
TWIYpod
That's power dynamics.
00:47:27
Doco
Yes, that's power dynamics.
00:47:29
TWIYpod
That's not power dynamics, bro.
00:47:31
Doco
100% because that's you feeling like you have to always be the person that extends the hand.
00:47:37
TWIYpod
Yeah, but I didn't want to in that situation.
00:47:39
Doco
Exactly.
00:47:41
TWIYpod
Yeah, I was trying to stand up.
00:47:42
Doco
So you wanted him to proverbially bend the knee and come to you.
00:47:47
TWIYpod
Make the effort.
00:47:49
Doco
h
00:47:50
TWIYpod
Make the effort.
00:47:53
Doco
Why?
00:47:54
TWIYpod
thats ah That's how, at that time in life, that's how I felt it should always be. 33-ish.
00:47:58
Doco
How are you?
00:48:02
TWIYpod
thirty three ish
00:48:04
Doco
um Well, okay.
00:48:05
Lovelace
ish.
00:48:06
TWIYpod
Yeah, older than 30 is less than 35.
00:48:08
Lovelace
Okay.
00:48:08
Doco
Well, I guess I can't say anything else.
00:48:08
Lovelace
Okay.
00:48:10
Doco
How are you doing that shit?
00:48:11
TWIYpod
Yeah. But see, i care but i care i care I've carried it different ever since.
00:48:15
Doco
ah
00:48:18
TWIYpod
Now, ever since then, it's always been on some shit like, yo, keep reaching out no matter if you're the only person that reaches out.
00:48:23
Doco
So when did you stop doing that in like your late 30s, early 40s?
00:48:27
TWIYpod
No, right after that. Right after that, I was like, right after that.
00:48:29
Doco
Oh, come on, bro. I need a few more years.
00:48:31
TWIYpod
Right after that, well, hopefully. I happened immediately right after that, but after that, I was just like, nah, man.
00:48:36
Doco
why You got your most serious face.
00:48:41
TWIYpod
Shit ain't even worth it.
00:48:43
Lovelace
I just know we on YouTube now. The comment section will be open. The more it spreads around. This shit will come up. Shit will come up. So...
00:48:53
TWIYpod
What, you think niggas is going to bomb the comments? Like, yeah, it was me. I'm the friend.
00:48:57
Lovelace
yeah
00:49:00
Doco
I would hope so.
00:49:01
Lovelace
When they see it on the shorts and they see it on the clips, nigga.
00:49:01
TWIYpod
I had Crohn's disease and this nigga wouldn't come see me in the hospital. I got Crohn's disease. He wouldn't come see me in the hospital.
00:49:08
Lovelace
Hmm...
00:49:09
Doco
I want to ask.
00:49:10
TWIYpod
I did bring that nigga a grudge.
00:49:10
Doco
You ever went and not saw somebody that was dying?
00:49:14
TWIYpod
Nah, you ain't dying from Crohn's disease. You just got fucking...
00:49:16
Doco
No, I'm saying, but you ever held beef with somebody and like, yeah? Yeah, me too.
00:49:21
TWIYpod
Nah, never. Never.
00:49:23
Lovelace
I told y'all about that, though.
00:49:25
TWIYpod
Oh, we know Lace did. Lace will hold a grudge to the...
00:49:27
Lovelace
Oh,
00:49:28
TWIYpod
Lace will hold a grudge beyond the upper room.
00:49:31
Lovelace
oh it's still up this day, bro.
00:49:34
TWIYpod
Or Dow. Who knows?
00:49:36
Lovelace
Whatever. it's Probably.
00:49:39
TWIYpod
Doko.
00:49:39
Lovelace
More likely that.
00:49:41
TWIYpod
You asked a good question. What were you shamed of doing?
00:49:44
Doco
What?
00:49:45
TWIYpod
What were you shamed into doing?
00:49:46
Doco
ah Well, I'll give you a most recent one. um It was, well, yes. But um it was a wonderful Thursday, you know, midday.
00:49:52
TWIYpod
Facts. Definitely shamed into that.
00:49:58
Doco
um Felt good about something that I had just done, you know. Sat in a chair for a couple of hours. was like, oh, I'm about to send a picture to my friend. Just got a nice sleeve tattooed.
00:50:12
Doco
Right. And the first comment is you need to do some fucking forearm workouts, bro.
00:50:24
Doco
So guess what I did? I went about one of motherfucking squeezy jaws. You I'm saying? The first, as no, I didn't get no fucking shake weight, nigga.
00:50:33
Lovelace
You Shake Mate 2?
00:50:36
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
00:50:38
Doco
ah I would get one of those though. Never mind.
00:50:41
Lovelace
or is it
00:50:41
Doco
Pause. I ain't doing that on camera. yeah ah But I wouldn't got one of them fucking ah you know, Squeezy Johns. And I've been doing arm specific workouts ever since.
00:50:55
Doco
So ah next time I pause, send a picture. My shit gonna be. But yeah, I didn't appreciate that.
00:51:02
TWIYpod
Yo, you let Maul peer pressure you in this fucking arm workout?
00:51:06
Doco
No, it was Lil. It was Lil.
00:51:07
TWIYpod
Oh, shit.
00:51:07
Lovelace
it was It was definitely spec.
00:51:08
TWIYpod
Oh, no.
00:51:09
Lovelace
It was definitely spec.
00:51:09
Doco
Yeah, it was Lil. And he's the more in shape one to be able to say that. was like, all right, you got it.
00:51:14
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
00:51:15
TWIYpod
Yo, I missed the group chat. Like, i so I looked in there, and it was like 130-something, and it was my day off. And I deadass said, i got time for this 130 fucking messages.
00:51:28
TWIYpod
I put my phone down. I went did something. I came back and it was at like three something and I just started sweating.
00:51:37
TWIYpod
Like my anxiety was so fucking high, bro. Like I felt like a pussy.
00:51:43
Doco
Why?
00:51:45
Lovelace
Mm-mm.
00:51:46
TWIYpod
Because why the group chat anxiety got me like that? I'm like, oh shit, something's happening.
00:51:50
Doco
What did I miss? Yeah.
00:51:52
TWIYpod
I'm like, I got to play. I got to get Siri to play this shit on the bigs. I got to get Siri to play this shit on the soundbar in the living room.
00:51:58
Doco
Y'all got that shit playing out loud?
00:52:00
TWIYpod
Yeah, occasionally.
00:52:01
Lovelace
In the car. I let it play out loud in the car.
00:52:02
Doco
ah I'm about to start putting it wild shit in there now.
00:52:03
Lovelace
Mm-mm.
00:52:05
Doco
Watch.
00:52:06
TWIYpod
I let that shit play on the Sonos so I can hear in every room in the house.
00:52:07
Doco
I'm about to start saying wild shit.
00:52:10
Lovelace
Mm-mm.
00:52:12
TWIYpod
Say it.
00:52:12
Lovelace
Nah.
00:52:13
TWIYpod
That shit sounds swaggy.
00:52:13
Doco
Wild shit.
00:52:14
TWIYpod
When when c Siri read that shit back, I just need... Can you do a voice change for Siri? Like, I want something similar to Samuel L.
00:52:20
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:52:21
Doco
Yeah.
00:52:23
Lovelace
Yeah. Well, you don't get one that's got that voice, but you could change the Siri voice.
00:52:27
TWIYpod
man.
00:52:28
Doco
can change it to Morgan Freeman.
00:52:30
Lovelace
Mm.
00:52:30
TWIYpod
Oh, okay. I like Morgan Freeman. I'll be swiping.
00:52:34
Lovelace
me
00:52:35
Doco
No, I'm lying.
00:52:37
TWIYpod
Nah, but said...
00:52:37
Doco
I'm definitely about to be like, yo, Scully, why you sending them feed pics to the group chat, bro? Like,
00:52:43
Lovelace
m
00:52:46
Lovelace
oh
00:52:47
Doco
I'm about to be saying wild shit. i dare y'all to play that shit on the speaker.
00:52:51
TWIYpod
Nah, because you know Doko will get you Doko will get you jammed up intentionally and unintentionally.
00:53:01
Doco
It'd be unintentional intentional. Yeah, it'd do.
00:53:03
TWIYpod
It was like one time i was just on speakerphone. He heard something. So he was just like, hey, how you doing? I'm Doko.
00:53:14
TWIYpod
Seen you out in Vegas.
00:53:16
Lovelace
So you could do all of those.
00:53:17
TWIYpod
Hope y'all had a good time. Did Doko verify if anybody was out in Vegas?
00:53:23
Doco
How am I supposed to know?
00:53:25
TWIYpod
So you just don't say it.
00:53:27
Doco
Fair.
00:53:28
TWIYpod
nobody Nobody asked you. You volunteered to be folksy, to be fucking chummy, chummy. And then as soon as we hang up the phone, as soon as we hang up the phone, you know what I got?
00:53:38
Doco
Nobody asked you.
00:53:42
TWIYpod
you so so it was a boy strip, huh? It was a boy strip?
00:53:48
Doco
That's my bad.
00:53:49
TWIYpod
don't
00:53:49
Doco
You know. It's my bad.
00:53:51
TWIYpod
It was. It was a boy strip.
00:53:54
Doco
Y'all niggas got me in trouble on the phone too before, so we even.
00:53:59
Lovelace
wait, wait, wait, we got you in trouble or you got yourself in trouble.
00:54:00
TWIYpod
know give it Get it back in blood, though, nigga. When you see me, tell me to put my hands up. When you see me in person, like oh put your fucking hands up.
00:54:09
Doco
Yeah, where are your best shoes?
00:54:10
TWIYpod
don't fucking Don't burn my house down.
00:54:14
Doco
Well, we can do both.
00:54:16
TWIYpod
ya
00:54:16
Doco
I'll bury your house down and then fight you outside of it.
00:54:18
TWIYpod
My nigga said, y'all look great. Y'all look great in Vegas. Not one picture was seen. So now I got to go through the whole camera roll.
00:54:19
Lovelace
but
00:54:31
TWIYpod
So what did he see?
00:54:32
Doco
I didn't go fed like that.
00:54:32
TWIYpod
Oh, that nigga went.
00:54:33
Doco
I didn't do that. he's He's lying, y'all. He's podden.
00:54:39
TWIYpod
You're going to make me pick up the phone. That's what you're going to make me do.
00:54:41
Doco
He's podden. He's podden, bro.
00:54:42
TWIYpod
You're going to make me pick up the phone.
00:54:44
Doco
He's podden.
00:54:46
TWIYpod
All right.
00:54:47
Doco
Have y'all seen Wonder Man?
00:54:48
TWIYpod
No, no, hold That was a RuPaul transition.
00:54:50
Doco
ah
00:54:53
Doco
Did y'all watch Wonder Man on Netflix? Just curious.
00:54:53
Lovelace
Bruh.
00:54:56
Lovelace
Bruh. Netflix? That's so disrespectful. yeah
00:55:01
Doco
What is it on, HBO? ain't
00:55:04
Lovelace
Well, we know who didn't watch it.
00:55:06
Doco
watching that shit.
00:55:07
TWIYpod
Doko doesn't support black people, bro. It's cool.
00:55:09
Doco
Bro, so which one is it? I walked you right into that. Which one is it? Do I support all the black trendy shit or I don't support black people?
00:55:17
TWIYpod
Now, you support black trendy shit. Marvel marfa don't count.
00:55:19
Doco
No, I don't.
00:55:20
TWIYpod
Marvel don't count, though.
00:55:21
Doco
No, I don't.
00:55:22
TWIYpod
Marvel don't count.
00:55:23
Doco
names Name some black trendy shit that I support. Please.
00:55:27
Lovelace
Wakanda forever.
00:55:29
Doco
That's, eh.
Representation in Marvel and Society
00:55:32
Doco
yeah
00:55:33
Lovelace
That wasn't a good movie.
00:55:33
Doco
Black Panther was a great movie.
00:55:35
Lovelace
that won't Wakanda family was not a good movie.
00:55:36
TWIYpod
One and two. One and two.
00:55:38
Lovelace
no
00:55:39
Doco
But, yeah.
00:55:40
TWIYpod
ah wonder Wonder Man was hype, bro. Wonder Man was hype. It was good. it was I like how they slow walked the dog a little bit. I do not like that it's a black dude hero in Marvel Universe.
00:55:48
Doco
What is Wonder Man?
00:55:54
Doco
Oh, yeah.
00:55:54
Lovelace
Well, they made him a black dude. The original was back in the day was, yeah, but they gentrified it.
00:55:59
TWIYpod
White Bull. Love that.
00:56:01
Lovelace
But I loved it.
00:56:02
TWIYpod
Keep gentrifying.
00:56:03
Lovelace
Yes.
00:56:04
TWIYpod
But don't make Iceman gay like y'all did in the comic books. I wasn't wasn't feeling that. Sorry.
00:56:11
Doco
yeah
00:56:12
TWIYpod
Sorry, folks. Robin Neva. Don't make Robin gay either.
00:56:17
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:56:18
Doco
He was gay though
00:56:18
TWIYpod
All right? Mad gay, but don't make him gay.
00:56:22
Doco
Why? If they were gay Y'all grew up on a lot of gay shit You just didn't, you know Bert and Ernie, gay Thelma
00:56:23
TWIYpod
Let him be let em be, you know, assumed.
00:56:32
TWIYpod
We knew them niggas was gay.
00:56:34
Doco
and Louise, gay
00:56:35
TWIYpod
Yo, know didn't y'all have aunts or uncles that live with, like, they best friend your whole life?
00:56:41
Doco
no No, we were openly gay my family.
00:56:44
TWIYpod
Fuck out of here. Well, I forgot y'all niggas is young. That's cool. That might be bar that might be true.
00:56:50
Doco
I just lied.
00:56:51
Lovelace
ah
00:56:52
TWIYpod
I was to say, you got some aunts that lived together your whole life and a and one of not really related to your mom?
00:56:56
Lovelace
and no no no everybody's nobody in my family's in the closet bruh everybody's out there the name that's like older gen older gen huh um I wasn't there in the 80s so I can't I can't call it but late 90s till now yeah everybody been themselves
00:56:57
Doco
You know Lace family support the gays. Yeah.
00:57:01
Doco
Yeah. yeah
00:57:04
TWIYpod
Even in the 80s? Even in the 80s, it was out the closet? Hmm.
00:57:16
TWIYpod
Shout out to the gang getting it out the mud.
00:57:19
Lovelace
yeah
00:57:19
TWIYpod
Getting it out the closet.
00:57:20
Lovelace
That's why be telling y'all, like, I don't have an issue.
00:57:20
Doco
Yeah niggas don't gotta Niggas don't gotta hide they selves You know we not in the Virginia You know Y'all live a different life
00:57:22
Lovelace
Because I seen how they did it.
00:57:29
TWIYpod
Wait, what's that mean?
00:57:30
Lovelace
The place that ain't shit to do but cook. Like, y'all should be embracing when people is doing their chaperone, nigga.
00:57:38
Doco
Gay cuisine is a good cuisine
00:57:38
Lovelace
Yeah.
00:57:42
TWIYpod
Yo, what the fuck is happening right now? Hold on. You niggas are saying things and I don't understand what you're saying.
00:57:51
Doco
Well, yeah, that's because you're whatever. But.
00:57:55
TWIYpod
What do you mean? What do you mean I should understand because I'm in Virginia?
00:57:57
Doco
What?
00:58:00
Doco
I'm saying that like, I would assume that gayness isn't really, you know. Yeah.
00:58:06
Lovelace
Because the gayness in Atlanta is out there.
00:58:08
Doco
yeah
00:58:09
TWIYpod
Y'all are famous for it.
00:58:12
Lovelace
But we learned from San Francisco.
00:58:12
TWIYpod
Famous gayness.
00:58:13
Lovelace
And didn't we took took the baton.
00:58:13
Doco
Right. So, like, you know, the 13 colonies ain't really down with the gay shit, you know.
00:58:22
TWIYpod
Nah, nah. Virginia's mad gay niggas in Virginia. it's a tourist town. It's mad touristy shit. It's gay friendly. It's been gay friendly.
00:58:29
Lovelace
I think the nigga that told him he wasn't from Virginia might have
00:58:33
Doco
ha ha! Ha ha ha ha
00:58:39
TWIYpod
yeah know every time Every time I bump into this nigga somewhere, I'm like,
00:58:39
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:58:40
Lovelace
Hmm.
00:58:45
TWIYpod
whose man's is this, bro?
00:58:46
Doco
You got your VA card took it by it. Wow, that's crazy.
00:58:51
TWIYpod
But a nigga who may or may not be from Virginia is not even verified.
Cultural Reflections on Virginia and Georgia
00:58:55
TWIYpod
We don't even know what street this nigga from.
00:58:55
Doco
That's crazy.
00:58:58
TWIYpod
He just said, you can't be from Virginia. I'm from Virginia. Nobody from Virginia has ever said, son.
00:59:04
Doco
I mean, i kind of believe that. What is your, ah you know, it's definitely gravel.
00:59:07
Lovelace
gravel or dirt what ro he on
00:59:09
TWIYpod
Wellen?
00:59:11
Lovelace
Oh,
00:59:12
TWIYpod
Wellen? No, I know gravel road. Hey, I know you're not talking.
00:59:16
Doco
Me?
00:59:19
TWIYpod
I know you're not talking.
00:59:20
Doco
Yeah, we speaking the same, you know what mean?
00:59:22
TWIYpod
No, we're not.
00:59:23
Lovelace
shit.
00:59:23
TWIYpod
No, we're not.
00:59:23
Doco
Yeah, bro.
00:59:24
TWIYpod
No, we're not.
00:59:24
Doco
Yeah, bro. I looked on Google Maps, Street View.
00:59:26
TWIYpod
We're not speaking the same. We're not.
00:59:28
Lovelace
No, bro.
00:59:29
TWIYpod
No, nigga.
00:59:30
Doco
We are speaking the same language.
00:59:30
Lovelace
My only thing on Virginia...
00:59:31
TWIYpod
I talk different. You walk different.
00:59:32
Doco
Yes.
00:59:34
TWIYpod
What y'all say?
00:59:34
Doco
Yes.
00:59:34
Lovelace
My only thing I don't understand Virginia...
00:59:36
Doco
You got one stop sign just like me.
00:59:37
Lovelace
is as soon as I cross over from North Carolina, why am I just reminded of the seventeen hundreds Like, shit don't make no sense.
00:59:44
Doco
That's what I'm saying, bro. Niggas still got cotton fields where you at, right, nigga?
00:59:48
Lovelace
From miles.
00:59:49
Doco
Like, what are you talking about?
00:59:49
Lovelace
my
00:59:51
TWIYpod
You like that t-shirt you wearing, right? Nigga, of course we still got cotton fields.
00:59:55
Lovelace
yeah Nigga, it's still cotton fields in Georgia, but that's not the first thing you see when you come across the state lines.
01:00:00
Doco
Whoa.
01:00:01
TWIYpod
Nah, nah.
01:00:01
Doco
Well, hold on.
01:00:02
TWIYpod
Niggas is getting married on the plantation in Georgia, bro.
01:00:05
Doco
Y'all niggas still got the hanging trees in Georgia.
01:00:05
TWIYpod
You gotta shut up. Yeah.
01:00:08
Lovelace
We not the only state with that, though.
01:00:10
Doco
You got, yeah, yeah, well, I also been to plantation wedding
01:00:12
TWIYpod
Mississippi.
Movies, Music, and Media Critiques
01:00:15
Lovelace
Yes, there are.
01:00:16
TWIYpod
he went to it city You went to the plantation wedding.
01:00:16
Lovelace
They still have them homes. Like, hey.
01:00:20
TWIYpod
You felt like you was in a scene from Django, didn't you?
01:00:22
Doco
I shouldn't have been there, but I was terrified.
01:00:22
TWIYpod
You felt like he was in his and you was
01:00:24
Lovelace
get
01:00:25
Doco
was like, ah, Well, okay.
01:00:25
Lovelace
Oh, my goodness.
01:00:28
TWIYpod
And you was with the Ops. no
01:00:31
Doco
that's enough
01:00:33
TWIYpod
the cri funds for so It's sometimes me It's sometimes me.
01:00:33
Doco
ah but
01:00:34
Lovelace
never me. It's never me.
01:00:38
Doco
ah
01:00:38
TWIYpod
My bad. My bad.
01:00:39
TWIYpod
I get excited.
01:00:39
Lovelace
It's never been.
01:00:40
Lovelace
That's crazy.
01:00:41
TWIYpod
I get excited. i' I've missed y'all. You know what I'm saying? I miss y'all.
01:00:44
Doco
Oh my god, bro.
01:00:44
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
01:00:44
TWIYpod
We had a good couple of weeks off.
01:00:46
Lovelace
Oh, wait wait wait, wait, wait.
01:00:46
Doco
Yeah.
01:00:47
Lovelace
One more thing. Because Doko wasn't abreast of this, Scully. um A question I had. You know, this is a big year for movies. A lot of movies coming out this year.
01:00:59
Doco
Abreast.
01:01:00
Lovelace
One of the biggest movies coming out is The Odyssey, right? Christopher Nolan in his bag. We saw the trailer a few weeks ago.
01:01:08
Doco
Is that like Dune?
01:01:11
Lovelace
better
01:01:11
TWIYpod
it's like it's like du It's like Dune and fucking Troy had a baby.
01:01:18
Doco
Oh, doing Troy.
01:01:20
Lovelace
so who pops up in the trailer who pops up in the trailer scully no no no which one of us popped up in the trailer
01:01:20
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:01:21
Doco
Okay.
01:01:27
TWIYpod
My nigga. Born. Born. Born Identity.
01:01:36
TWIYpod
ah The nigga from the Slave movie. Give us free. From Amistad. My nigga from Amistad is in it, right?
01:01:45
Doco
yeah
01:01:45
Lovelace
So here's my question. Here's my question, though. Did they have Travis Scott niggas back during the Odyssey times? Or is that just a miscasting?
01:01:55
TWIYpod
Travis Scott, the rapper?
01:01:56
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
01:01:58
TWIYpod
He's in the movie?
01:01:59
Lovelace
Oh, my God. You missed that show.
01:02:02
TWIYpod
I'm not watching the trailer, bro. I just need to go in the movie theater and fucking exist for four hours, bro. I'm not watching no trailer.
01:02:10
Doco
Four hours.
01:02:11
TWIYpod
Yo, I think it's a three-hour drone.
01:02:12
Lovelace
It's like three hours, and ah three and a half, three hours for me.
01:02:13
Doco
What is this? The Battle of Gettysburg?
01:02:16
TWIYpod
It's it's um greek Greek mythology shit.
01:02:21
Doco
Battle of Gettysburg.
01:02:24
Doco
Makes sense.
01:02:26
TWIYpod
Yo, why did they put Travis Scott in the movie?
01:02:29
Lovelace
um that's what That's what we've been trying to figure out, man.
01:02:29
Doco
Why are you hating on Travis Scott?
01:02:30
TWIYpod
i' not I'm not hating on Travis Scott.
01:02:32
Doco
I'm talking about Lays.
01:02:33
TWIYpod
i just The nigga can't act, bro. Have you ever seen the nigga act? Is he in there with those stupid fucking braids?
01:02:39
Doco
Yeah, y'all saw that video he put up after the those that concert?
01:02:39
Lovelace
He does have the braids in his hair in the movie. That's why I said it. Was there Travis Scott niggas, bro?
01:02:45
Doco
Y'all saw that great video he put up after that concert? Man, I'm sorry, you know.
LeBron James and Sports Narratives
01:02:52
Doco
He's great acting.
01:02:52
TWIYpod
wow
01:02:54
Lovelace
Uh-uh.
01:02:55
TWIYpod
Yo, I seen that shit on Netflix, son. Hey, my nigga, hey, Trav, the fucking, the comeback tour after you had that fucking Astroworld shit, amazing.
01:03:01
Doco
Great acting.
01:03:06
Doco
He went to the pyramids. How do you do that?
01:03:09
TWIYpod
Amazing.
01:03:10
Doco
They can kill people and it went to the pyramid. Well, that actually...
01:03:12
TWIYpod
The nigga went to the pyramids, he went to the pyramids after the Netflix doc.
01:03:13
Lovelace
but We ain't going say he killed people. Oh, man. heaven
01:03:18
Doco
Why didn't he?
01:03:19
TWIYpod
like that He did it, bro. He was on stage continuing on with the show while niggas was suffocating.
01:03:24
Doco
What are we talking about? Allegedly.
01:03:27
Lovelace
Did niggas hold what stock accountable? 99?
01:03:30
Doco
Yes.
01:03:30
TWIYpod
nothing Nothing crazy like that ever happened at Woodstock.
01:03:33
Doco
They was just fucking at Woodstock.
01:03:34
Lovelace
All right.
01:03:36
TWIYpod
Oh, that don't count as Woodstock, bro.
01:03:36
Doco
Oh, that's yeah, that's different.
01:03:37
TWIYpod
Not that not at Woodstock comeback bullshit.
01:03:38
Lovelace
right All right.
01:03:39
Doco
That's different. That's different, bro. That's different, bro.
01:03:41
TWIYpod
and woods And if we' what if it wasn't for Woodstock, y'all niggas wouldn't have festivals today.
01:03:47
Doco
Facts. Wouldn't be no Coachella.
01:03:49
Lovelace
I'm not a dream.
01:03:50
TWIYpod
None of that.
01:03:50
Lovelace
You're going nigga. I'm good.
01:03:51
TWIYpod
Made in America. You niggas that fucking love Hov.
01:03:55
Doco
Facts.
01:03:55
TWIYpod
Down with Hov.
01:03:57
Doco
That's like you niggas complaining about LeBron getting elbowed.
01:04:02
Doco
What's wrong y'all?
01:04:05
Doco
No? Y'all leave me on a ledge?
01:04:07
TWIYpod
Mm-hmm.
01:04:07
Doco
Alright.
01:04:08
Lovelace
a
01:04:08
Doco
That's fine. Why y'all complaining about that? Y'all said he was bitching.
01:04:11
TWIYpod
Nobody's complaining about it, bro. Yeah, he was bitching.
01:04:15
Lovelace
a
01:04:16
Doco
No, he wasn't.
01:04:18
TWIYpod
That nigga was...
01:04:18
Lovelace
The nigga get touched.
01:04:19
TWIYpod
That nigga put an acting clinic on him. No, he got hit.
01:04:21
Lovelace
but sleep no Between... No, between that one...
01:04:22
TWIYpod
He got hit. But it didn't... It didn't... For a 280-pound man, you should never fall.
01:04:28
Doco
The nigga's 44!
01:04:30
TWIYpod
I don't care if the nigga was 64.
01:04:31
Lovelace
All right.
01:04:33
Doco
Bro, come on, man.
01:04:35
TWIYpod
280-pound man.
01:04:35
Lovelace
They just put a video out. Hold on.
01:04:37
TWIYpod
I need to see this nigga's elbows, son.
01:04:39
Doco
Let me elbow you.
01:04:39
TWIYpod
i need to see I need to see the young boy elbows. Do he got elbows?
01:04:42
Doco
Let me elbow you.
01:04:43
TWIYpod
Do he got elbows like Baraka with the little swords coming out of him or some shit?
01:04:47
Doco
Yeah, niggas. Some of them niggas be having bony ass elbows.
01:04:50
TWIYpod
the fuck It's fucking LeBron James.
01:04:52
Lovelace
LeBron legs couldn't absorb that elbow.
01:04:53
Doco
He's 44.
01:04:56
Lovelace
His legs couldn't absorb that.
01:04:56
TWIYpod
Yo, show that nigga fucking hairline.
01:04:57
Lovelace
This is all they've been posting today.
01:04:59
Doco
Wait, why are you putting it? It wasn't about his legs. it was about his ribs.
01:05:02
Lovelace
But I'm saying the strength all the strength is in your legs. Your rub legs can't help you stay sturdy, nigga.
01:05:04
TWIYpod
Freaky ass ball. Freaky ass ball.
01:05:08
Doco
Why are you worried about his legs?
01:05:08
TWIYpod
You see him?
01:05:09
Lovelace
He fell down.
01:05:09
TWIYpod
Couldn't wait.
01:05:10
Lovelace
He fell down.
01:05:10
Doco
What kind of tattoo LeBron got on his legs?
01:05:12
Lovelace
He got weak in the knee.
01:05:12
TWIYpod
use He saved the image of a grown man leg in his phone.
01:05:14
Lovelace
He could hardly sleep. That's not saved. That's not saved.
01:05:17
Doco
what kind of What kind of tattoos LeBron got on his legs?
01:05:18
Lovelace
That's on Twitter. Don't do that. That's on Twitter. That's on Twitter. Don't do that.
01:05:23
Doco
Freaky boy.
01:05:27
Doco
But the fact of the matter is, is he got elbowed, and y'all niggas just...
01:05:31
Lovelace
And between this this one too? when you do the
01:05:32
Doco
And then this nigga added me with the AI video. talk about some This is the reason why y'all like... Bro, what's wrong with you?
01:05:40
Lovelace
this is the order What about this meme? You ain't comment on that one, Doko. That one been living. Scully posts that one regularly. yeah
01:05:47
Doco
Well,
Social Narratives and Stereotypes
01:05:48
Doco
because...
01:05:48
TWIYpod
That's my bag. That's my bag too. Because that's that beat me when I see some shit. But don't want you to know I saw it.
01:05:53
Lovelace
yeah yeah
01:05:54
TWIYpod
But I synced it. I synced it. I synced it.
01:05:58
Doco
He just playing the game that is given to him.
01:05:59
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
01:05:59
Doco
I mean, you know, why are you mad at the game?
01:06:00
TWIYpod
And I just. who
01:06:01
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
01:06:03
Doco
You know, sometimes it requires a little flop at 44.
01:06:03
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
01:06:07
Doco
He still don't get no calls. So, you know, he got to do a little.
01:06:09
Lovelace
Oh, my goodness.
01:06:11
TWIYpod
Because he's the biggest nigga on the court, bro.
01:06:13
Doco
That's not true.
01:06:14
TWIYpod
Ben Roethlisberger wasn't bitching in year eight that he wasn't getting calls when motherfuckers was on his back and he was dragging them 15 yards down the field.
01:06:15
Lovelace
Oh, my goodness.
01:06:25
TWIYpod
Cam Newton is the only nigga that complained about not getting right for calls.
01:06:28
Doco
I can't comment on that guy.
01:06:32
TWIYpod
LeBron ain't going to get the call. If you didn't get the call at 26, you're not getting the call at 42, bro.
01:06:38
Doco
You should.
01:06:38
TWIYpod
Sorry, Bronn.
01:06:39
Doco
You should, though.
01:06:40
TWIYpod
No, you well, you should. But don't fake it.
01:06:43
Doco
Like, they treat him like the niggas the fucking mountain from Game of Thrones.
01:06:46
TWIYpod
Because he's such a hoe.
01:06:48
Lovelace
you you told me he's the goat
01:06:52
TWIYpod
Who's taking hoes serious?
01:06:55
Lovelace
you told me he the
01:06:55
TWIYpod
Who's taking hoes serious?
01:07:01
TWIYpod
Tell me about the time you went out on a date with a hoe and she told you, nigga, you got a nigga got to feed me. A nigga got do this and that to be with me. And you knew three niggas that ran through and didn't even give her a bag of popcorn.
01:07:15
Doco
Well, in my dating experience, they wouldn't use the N-word.
01:07:16
TWIYpod
That's LeBron. He bark and screams so much when he gets out.
01:07:24
Doco
That's true, but he then pays for it.
01:07:24
Lovelace
Wrong hoes. Wrong hoes.
01:07:25
TWIYpod
ah Hey, yo, we about to out.
01:07:26
Lovelace
Wrong hoes. um
01:07:29
Doco
and
01:07:31
Lovelace
To answer your question, to answer your question, Maul.
01:07:31
TWIYpod
are you Free the bros, bro. Free the bros.
Rap Battles and Cultural Impact
01:07:37
TWIYpod
More what?
01:07:37
Lovelace
Maul. Maul is the answer to that question.
01:07:40
Doco
that's true but he didn't he then pays for it
01:07:41
Lovelace
I'm not.
01:07:44
Doco
Oh, my bad. He's not here.
01:07:44
TWIYpod
Don't put that spot on my man.
01:07:45
Doco
Let's leave our homeboy alone. Yeah, let's leave our homeboy alone.
01:07:46
TWIYpod
Don't put...
01:07:47
Lovelace
I'm not.
01:07:47
Doco
You know what saying?
01:07:48
Lovelace
it
01:07:48
Doco
However, no no woman has ever said, nigga needs to do da-da-da-da-da.
01:07:48
TWIYpod
and
01:07:55
Doco
I've never played those games.
01:07:57
TWIYpod
You missed out on a good time. I'm not going to lie to you.
01:07:59
Doco
No. No.
01:08:00
TWIYpod
I'm not going to lie to you.
01:08:01
Doco
No, that's why you end up with Oreo McFlurry on your shirt.
01:08:02
TWIYpod
it's
01:08:04
TWIYpod
No, it's like playing...
01:08:06
Doco
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:08:08
Lovelace
Nigga had K-Swiss on his side. Oh, my God.
01:08:11
TWIYpod
It's like playing chicken. It's like playing chicken. When you know something about somebody, you know she...
01:08:18
Doco
Nah, getting kicked by Boneless Timbs ah
01:08:21
Lovelace
Bruh.
01:08:22
TWIYpod
I've never been kicked by Timbs.
01:08:23
Doco
ah is sick.
01:08:24
TWIYpod
Or Boneless Timbs.
01:08:26
Doco
You have.
01:08:26
Lovelace
Oh, I'm going to tell y'all, ever since Ash was on that episode and we was talking about old boy and me, it's a joke in the house.
01:08:27
TWIYpod
Nah, I've never been kicked by Timbs. You think I'll let it...
01:08:38
Lovelace
My kids even in on this shit now.
01:08:40
Doco
Yeah, why you get beat up?
01:08:41
Lovelace
dead anyway
01:08:44
TWIYpod
No, he's talking about MGK beating him in a rap in a rap battle.
01:08:44
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, not that.
01:08:46
Doco
No, I know. I know. I know. You shouldn't have lost like that.
01:08:51
TWIYpod
Yo, that nigga came up in my Spotify the other day, too. Son some bars is...
01:08:55
Lovelace
He got some shit. He got some shit.
01:08:56
TWIYpod
No, his bars is trash.
01:08:56
Doco
Your beard's weird.
01:08:59
TWIYpod
So if he beats you...
01:08:59
Lovelace
He got some shit. Don't do that. He got shit. He got some shit, bruh. ain't gonna do that.
01:09:04
Doco
Whatever you into, you go do that.
01:09:06
Lovelace
okay
01:09:06
Doco
Nah, bro. You got to chill out, man. Lace was decent, man. He used to roll with the, uh, Gabby, ATL Jacob and them.
01:09:12
TWIYpod
it's it's better it's better than you It's better that you landed where you landed, sir.
01:09:18
Doco
Yeah, yep.
01:09:19
TWIYpod
Yeah, man, it's better that you landed where you landed.
01:09:22
Doco
Yep, Capital One Banking.
01:09:23
TWIYpod
You let that
01:09:25
Doco
It's a way better thing.
01:09:27
TWIYpod
you let that nigga that said, I'm a wild boy. I'm ah um'm a wild boy. You let that nigga bar you down?
01:09:34
Doco
He wasn't even Steve-O at the time. He was just Kelly.
01:09:39
TWIYpod
No leather pants in sight. No
Game of Thrones and Personal Identities
01:09:41
TWIYpod
tattoos. No hair gel. The nigga just beat you off the wake up. The raw dog white boy. you let us small team You let a saltine beat you?
01:09:48
Doco
Was he on acid?
01:09:48
Lovelace
Hey,
01:09:52
Doco
How did...
01:09:52
Lovelace
man.
01:09:53
TWIYpod
Hmm.
01:09:53
Lovelace
I just sent y'all the, the, uh, arsenal.
01:09:55
TWIYpod
Couldn't be me.
01:09:56
Doco
ah I wish we had the footage of that.
01:09:58
Lovelace
It's right.
01:10:00
Doco
That's our first Patreon clip.
01:10:00
TWIYpod
It's on YouTube.
01:10:02
TWIYpod
It's on YouTube.
01:10:02
Lovelace
yeah there's no food There's no footage of that.
01:10:04
Doco
Yes, there is.
01:10:04
Lovelace
Because of whose party we was at.
01:10:04
TWIYpod
Somebody go find it.
01:10:04
Doco
Yeah, it's on YouTube somewhere.
01:10:05
Lovelace
There's no footage of that.
01:10:06
TWIYpod
Somebody go find it.
01:10:06
Lovelace
this is all two thousand and eight It was 2008. There's no footage of that.
01:10:09
TWIYpod
YouTube existed. I'm
01:10:11
Doco
For sure.
01:10:12
Lovelace
But it was all camera. It wasn't. Oh,
01:10:14
TWIYpod
going to go check my old smack DVDs. See if I find it on there.
01:10:17
Lovelace
shit.
01:10:19
Doco
yeah ah
01:10:20
TWIYpod
I'm going to check my old smack DVDs, fam.
01:10:22
Lovelace
oh stick
01:10:22
Doco
I got one more did y'all watch ah Duncan and the fucking Egg House of Dragon no it's not oh yeah it is nigga the finale was last week that was the most important episode you didn't watch this goalie nigga you and Egg is like you know saying y'all got the same vibe
01:10:28
Lovelace
Yeah, finale is this week. A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Yes, it is.
01:10:35
Lovelace
that That episode was fire. i
01:10:39
TWIYpod
I got to catch up, man.
01:10:41
Lovelace
It's okay. It's only 30 minutes since it's only six episodes. You'll be fine.
01:10:46
TWIYpod
I got to catch up, and I got to turn the subtitles on. Yo, why is young boy bald at a young age? Do he got cancer or something?
01:10:52
Lovelace
They explain... no no no No, no, no, no, no. They explain all of that.
01:10:55
TWIYpod
Oh.
01:10:55
Lovelace
It's nothing...
01:10:57
Doco
that's But that's not like nothing you can't say. You can't tell. You can tell them that.
01:11:01
TWIYpod
Then he got sick cell?
01:11:03
Lovelace
No, because he got to know who the nigga is.
01:11:04
Doco
All right, man.
01:11:04
TWIYpod
We can't say that.
01:11:05
Doco
Cut the mics.
01:11:07
Lovelace
shit.
01:11:07
TWIYpod
we can't say that
01:11:08
Doco
All right, man. No, man. Fuck it.
01:11:10
TWIYpod
Prodigy had sicker cell, bro. That's what I'm saying.
01:11:12
Doco
ah but
01:11:13
TWIYpod
Like, like you act like I said, he had a house in Virginia or something.
01:11:14
Doco
Alopecia.
01:11:16
Lovelace
Do Tupac not get enough credit?
01:11:19
TWIYpod
Like, he got sicker cell, it's peace.
01:11:19
Doco
You think do you think niggas live through sickle cell when with horses?
01:11:26
TWIYpod
Nah, they was cutting limbs off for nothing.
01:11:28
Lovelace
Nah, them maesters was finding out ways, bruh.
01:11:28
TWIYpod
Niggas said he had niggas said he had a headache.
01:11:29
Lovelace
They was finding ways.
01:11:32
TWIYpod
They put a hammer in your nose.
01:11:32
Doco
Lace would have been a maester for sure. That was my real question. That was actually my question. What ah what house do you you think you would have belonged to?
01:11:39
Lovelace
Yeah,
01:11:42
Doco
Well, obviously, you know, if they would have allowed niggas.
01:11:46
Lovelace
because the only niggas that... Well, there are a couple of niggas.
01:11:49
Doco
That's not real.
01:11:51
Lovelace
There's a couple of niggas, man.
01:11:53
Doco
In the books or the show?
01:11:55
Lovelace
In the book and the show.
01:11:56
Doco
Please ah educate me.
01:11:57
Lovelace
Yes, um this book right here. Oh, see, i'm not good I don't want to promote nobody.
01:12:00
Doco
Oh.
01:12:02
Lovelace
But yeah, the Targaryen book, yes. They were black.
01:12:08
TWIYpod
All of them?
01:12:09
Lovelace
No, no, no, no, no. no no no um Just like in the show.
01:12:13
TWIYpod
Just my man and them. ah Nah, I would have been um
01:12:15
Lovelace
Yeah, his kids. Yeah, they were mixed kids. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:12:18
TWIYpod
andve been Baratheon, bro.
01:12:22
TWIYpod
I'd have been a Baratheon.
01:12:23
Doco
Okay.
01:12:23
TWIYpod
Robert was my nigga, bro.
01:12:23
Lovelace
Mm-hmm.
01:12:24
TWIYpod
Me and Robert would have been partying. That would have been like my my cousin from another. you know what I'm saying? I'd have been a Baratheon.
01:12:31
Lovelace
Yeah.
01:12:31
Doco
You did have an appetite for whores.
01:12:31
Lovelace
Yeah.
01:12:34
TWIYpod
Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:12:36
Doco
That makes sense.
01:12:37
TWIYpod
You hear me?
01:12:39
Lovelace
yeah
01:12:39
Doco
hey the
01:12:40
TWIYpod
Oh, my bad. My bad. Hey. Hey, we on YouTube now, okay? You hear me? You hear me? Hey, hey.
01:12:48
Lovelace
been right on brand, bruh. would have been at the Iron Bank out in Bravos. just
01:12:53
Doco
Oh my god. i could see that though.
01:12:54
Lovelace
Out there.
01:12:56
Doco
I could also see you try to be like the mini face god.
01:13:00
Lovelace
Hey.
01:13:03
TWIYpod
Nah, he don't connect enough dots to be the many-faced guy.
01:13:03
Lovelace
Hey.
01:13:06
Doco
But you don't have to.
01:13:06
Lovelace
okay You don't have to.
01:13:07
Lovelace
You wear them niggas' faces and you there.
01:13:10
Doco
He is the observer of people. He gathered, you know, that that'd be Lace's role for sure.
01:13:12
TWIYpod
Yeah. Yeah.
01:13:17
Doco
That would have been okay. I can see that. The Bank of Bravos.
01:13:22
TWIYpod
Your ass would have been a Lannister.
01:13:22
Doco
scott
01:13:22
Lovelace
You.
01:13:25
Doco
I'm cool that.
01:13:25
Lovelace
Yeah,
01:13:26
TWIYpod
Your ass would have been a... Nah, Dolko might have been one of them Doran niggas. One of them freaky niggas from Doran.
01:13:32
Lovelace
yeah I was going to say he might have been adoring.
01:13:33
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:13:33
Doco
I take that too.
01:13:33
Lovelace
He's been the Sand People. He's been out there.
01:13:35
TWIYpod
Yeah.
01:13:35
Doco
I take that too.
01:13:35
TWIYpod
You little sand niggas.
01:13:36
Lovelace
Because the Lannisters and the Targaryens, they got a lot of incest. I don't think Doko subscribed to that. So...
01:13:41
Doco
No, but you know, i was I was subscribing to like the richest in the land, you know, the most feared roof, you know, Tywin didn't play, know what mean?
01:13:41
Lovelace
Hmm...
01:13:51
TWIYpod
yeah ne Imagine Doko in the crib talking and Shorty like, what are you doing, Stepbro? I'm trying to get my laundry out the machine.
01:14:01
Doco
Nah, hell nah.
01:14:01
Lovelace
No, no, no, out the lake. Back then, out the lake. Out the lake.
01:14:04
Doco
Nah, hell nah.
01:14:05
Lovelace
Oh, shit.
01:14:06
Doco
Nah. Nah, I would have been a Dornish person for sure. That's what I was thinking too.
01:14:12
Lovelace
Let me ask you this. If you was Oberlin Martell, you got the mountain beat.
01:14:19
Doco
Would I have tried to get the confession? No.
01:14:21
Lovelace
Okay.
01:14:21
Doco
I would have fucking killed him. Yeah, would have just killed him, bro.
01:14:23
Lovelace
Okay.
01:14:24
Doco
you ask The way he died was crazy.
01:14:28
Lovelace
And he still could have talked to his shit, but he just got careless and moved, walked up on him. I'm like,
01:14:33
Doco
yeah yeah i don't Yeah, I didn't like the way he died.
01:14:34
Lovelace
i
01:14:35
TWIYpod
Because that was his sister that got dusted off, right?
01:14:35
Doco
I'm not gonna lie.
01:14:37
TWIYpod
That was his sister?
01:14:38
Doco
Yes.
01:14:38
Lovelace
yeah, her children. Yes.
01:14:39
TWIYpod
Yeah. So he was like, yo.
01:14:40
Doco
You raped her, murdered her, and killed her babies.
01:14:42
Lovelace
Scully would have been trying to get that confession.
01:14:44
TWIYpod
Yeah. Logic was out the window. That nigga was fueled by rage.
01:14:49
Doco
Scully would have been Clegane.
01:14:49
TWIYpod
And cock.
01:14:55
Doco
He would have been the hound. Tormund?
01:14:57
TWIYpod
Nah. Nah. I would have been the fucking, that red nigga from the other side of the wall that was trying to beat down Brienne.
01:14:58
Lovelace
Holy shit.
01:15:06
Lovelace
All right.
01:15:07
TWIYpod
Yeah, I'd have been him.
01:15:08
Doco
You is a freak ass boy.
01:15:08
TWIYpod
I'd have been him.
01:15:09
Doco
You is a wildling.
01:15:10
TWIYpod
I'd have been him. I gotta wear it. I gotta wear it, bro. I gotta wear it. It's not on me. It's in me. You feel me?
01:15:18
Doco
not up Hey, yo. Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. No, that's crazy. Are y'all looking forward to the next one?
TV Shows and Nostalgia
01:15:30
Doco
It comes out June.
01:15:31
Lovelace
Oh, season three? Yeah, because all the battles and shit finna happen.
01:15:33
Doco
Yeah.
01:15:35
TWIYpod
I ain't watched two.
01:15:35
Doco
I thought we saw that.
01:15:36
TWIYpod
I ain't watched two.
01:15:36
Doco
and what You haven't been watching that at all?
01:15:39
TWIYpod
I haven't watched two. I got to rewatch.
01:15:40
Doco
you have cable?
01:15:41
TWIYpod
I got rewatch one so that I can watch two.
01:15:43
Lovelace
He don't have cable. He already told you that.
01:15:45
Doco
Bro, that's a lie, though. I don't believe it. He has the subscriptions to this shit.
01:15:48
Lovelace
He got apps.
01:15:48
TWIYpod
Yeah, I got the subscription.
01:15:49
Lovelace
Yeah.
01:15:50
TWIYpod
I got the subscription. I just, I started watching two and then I was just like, yo, what the fuck happened in one again? So I got to rewatch one so I can watch two.
01:15:59
Doco
But one don't matter.
01:16:01
TWIYpod
The dragons?
01:16:01
Lovelace
Yeah, I mean, it does.
01:16:02
Doco
Two is before one
01:16:06
Lovelace
He said when he was watching two, he wasn't remembering what happened in one. So he got to rewatch one.
01:16:10
Doco
Yeah, but one don't matter.
01:16:12
Lovelace
It does.
01:16:12
TWIYpod
it Dude, that's where the whole beef started.
01:16:12
Lovelace
One sets up two.
01:16:13
Doco
if you're watching two.
01:16:15
TWIYpod
That's where the whole beef started.
01:16:15
Doco
Oh, you mean season one.
01:16:17
Lovelace
Yeah, season one.
01:16:17
TWIYpod
Yeah, season season one.
01:16:17
Lovelace
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:18
Doco
Okay, okay.
01:16:19
Lovelace
Yeah, season one.
01:16:19
Doco
i was
01:16:19
Lovelace
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:20
Doco
I think he was referring like Game of Thrones as one.
01:16:22
Lovelace
no no No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:23
TWIYpod
Like, I'm so far behind.
01:16:23
Doco
like
01:16:24
Lovelace
This is all pre that, so.
01:16:24
TWIYpod
I ain't even watched The Pit. I'm on, like, episode three of The Pit, bro.
01:16:28
Lovelace
Bruh, catch up, bruh.
01:16:29
Doco
I can't watch medical shows.
01:16:31
Lovelace
The pit, bruh.
01:16:32
TWIYpod
it It's not holding me like the first season was. I'm not going to hold you.
01:16:35
Lovelace
It is.
01:16:35
TWIYpod
It's too much.
01:16:35
Lovelace
Once you get over that doctor, once you get over Al Hashimi, you'll be fine.
01:16:39
TWIYpod
It's too much of the same. It's just like season one, just with different customers.
01:16:44
Lovelace
Because your boy died too. You got to watch it.
01:16:46
TWIYpod
Yo, yo, what are you doing?
01:16:46
Doco
Y'all niggas watched House too, didn't you?
01:16:49
TWIYpod
Nah.
01:16:49
Lovelace
they They did it right, though.
01:16:49
TWIYpod
I did watch um Nip Tuck.
01:16:50
Lovelace
They did it right.
01:16:51
TWIYpod
I did watch Nip Tuck.
01:16:52
Doco
He said, yo, what are you doing?
01:16:54
Lovelace
he
01:16:54
Doco
ah
01:16:56
TWIYpod
I did watch Nip Tuck, though, but that wasn't like no medical show.
01:16:58
Doco
Nip, tuck.
01:16:59
TWIYpod
Yeah, Nip Tuck was fire.
01:17:01
Doco
Nah, you know what i used to like? Ugly Betty.
01:17:05
Lovelace
I've never seen it.
01:17:06
TWIYpod
With the light and draw and the braces.
01:17:07
Doco
That was my shit. Yeah. hu
01:17:13
Doco
That was my shit, bro. I don't know why.
01:17:15
Lovelace
I think she was in like a NBA All-Star game. I think that's the only reason why I know who that lady is.
01:17:20
Doco
What?
01:17:20
Lovelace
she was she like She did the NBA allstar Celebrity All-Star game like years ago.
01:17:22
Doco
For why? She got a jump shot?
01:17:25
Lovelace
No, you know half of them don't know how to play. but I mean, you got Taco Fall being in it shit and
01:17:27
Doco
Well, that's true.
01:17:33
Doco
Him being a celebrity is crazy.
01:17:35
Lovelace
Hey.
01:17:36
TWIYpod
I was about to say, you mean half of women don't know how to play basketball, bro?
01:17:36
Lovelace
Hmm.
01:17:39
TWIYpod
Like, that's crazy, Lacey.
01:17:40
Doco
Alright, alright, alright. This has been the Used.
01:17:41
Lovelace
then
01:17:43
TWIYpod
ah Like, comment, and subscribe.
01:17:48
Doco
This nigga Scully is crazy.
01:17:49
TWIYpod
Right there.
01:17:52
TWIYpod
I'm going to get that shit off every time.
01:17:57
TWIYpod
Every time.