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Doco: but you left for work you said oh yeah we record later yeah yes me too I got shit my wall

TWIYpod: so you So you think that I'm doing things differently because we're on YouTube now?

TWIYpod: ah Wait, wait. who's So who does shit differently for YouTube? Lace, you doing anything different?

Lovelace: Nah, nigga. Well, I got a retwist.

Doco: I got glasses on I hung shit

Lovelace: There we go. I got a retwist for you too. Yeah.

TWIYpod: And you and you got to you got the white t-shirt with no bacon neck. That's sturdy.

Lovelace: know oh

Doco: Yeah, and you always got a good shirt for Saturday. You set that shit out Saturday morning.

TWIYpod: i I've been wearing hoodies. This is like my first t-shirt pod. This is a t-shirt pod for me.

Doco: ah Possibly, however, the hoodies are still within the same...

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: It's like classic hip-hop, classic movies. like You try to like really brand yourself in these last couple visual parts.

TWIYpod: um no I'm not branding myself.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: I can't dress. What you want me to wear?

Doco: Neither can I.

TWIYpod: You want me wear Gucci or some shit?

Doco: Neither can No, we need a we need a we need a ah sponsorship for clothes.

TWIYpod: Like, I can't dress.

TWIYpod: We need to stylish.

Doco: We need a stylist, Matt.

Lovelace: Y'all want that Taimu? Y'all want that Taimu?

Doco: um If they sent the bag, would wear T-Move.

Lovelace: Nigga.

Doco: would wear it.

TWIYpod: I'm not wearing that. What is it? Is that like Klarna?

Doco: It's like for it's Fashion Nova men, basically.

TWIYpod: Oh, the shitty man to be wearing.

Doco: You wouldn't wear Fashion Nova?

TWIYpod: The shitty man to be wearing.

Doco: Yeah, you wanna to wear

TWIYpod: A what?

TWIYpod: Pardon me?

Lovelace: good

TWIYpod: A whamper?

Doco: A romp him. rompum.

TWIYpod: no Fuck no, nigga. What would I look like wearing a onesie as an adult? Male.

Doco: I mean, the big gorilla nigga be rockin', you know.

TWIYpod: I pee too much to be in some shit like that.

Lovelace: The dancing nigga?

Doco: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He be wearin' rompums.

Lovelace: Nah, nah, nah, nah.

Doco: ain't gonna say nothin' to him about wearin' a rompum.

TWIYpod: Yo, nothing that nigga does is socially acceptable.

Lovelace: I don't think he can fight. I don't think he can fight.

TWIYpod: Nah, think he can fight.

Lovelace: I think he just...

TWIYpod: I think he can bite.

TWIYpod: I think he'll bite you, bro.

Doco: I mean, but like, even if you can't fight, right? Once you get a hold of somebody, that changes things.

Lovelace: Wait, so the grapple ain't part of fighting two?

Doco: No, grappling and throwing hands is two different things.

Lovelace: no no, no, no, that's all in one.

Doco: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: Nah, Doko done lost to a wrestler, nigga. That's why he feels like it's two different things. He's trying to justify an L somewhere.

Lovelace: i was told I was told that it's all one thing.

Doco: Mm-mm.

Lovelace: I was told it's all one thing.

TWIYpod: It's all hands.

Lovelace: Hey, anything goes.

Doco: Well, yes, that's a... I mean, yes, but...

Lovelace: Because ah we being honest, I know Scully hates this movie, but Friday we giving Craig the points for beating Debo.

TWIYpod: I like the first

Lovelace: Nigga had to use weapons.

Doco: Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. But Debo was whooping his ass, though.

TWIYpod: one. Hey, fuck you Marvel fans, by the way.

Doco: Why?

TWIYpod: The Marvel fans been camped out in my mentions, gang.

Lovelace: ah Here you go.

Lovelace: Hmm.

TWIYpod: Nigga put a joint up and this it was like, yo, we need to admit that Captain America has the best hands in the MCU.

Doco: Does he?

TWIYpod: And niggas was in the comments going, wow, like, yeah, Cap got the best hand-in-hand combat best skills. So I drop a gem in there. If his hand's so sturdy, why him and homie had to jump Tony?

TWIYpod: Four days, bro. Four days. These fucking dun-dun-dun-duns is in my mentions explaining to me why they were fighting.

TWIYpod: They're giving me play-by-play breakdowns. Well, actually, Bucky was trying to escape, and Tony shot a rocket to close out his escape route.

Lovelace: Yeah.

TWIYpod: And bucky was fighting Bucky was fighting for his life.

Doco: This is true, though.

TWIYpod: Yo, I seen these niggas do a three-man weave with cap shield, and Tony was getting beat in the middle of that. That's a jumping. Two niggas fighting one person is a jumping.

Doco: and

Lovelace: and yeah

Doco: not when you're Not when you're all superheroes.

Lovelace: and And because it's on the pod, Scoey would be an expert in that. All right?

Doco: Whatever you went into, you go do that.

Lovelace: All

TWIYpod: ha

Doco: You go do you, my brother. No, that's crazy.

Lovelace: right.

Doco: That's so crazy.

TWIYpod: And so we don't look crazy sitting in silence. Put the drop right there where the silence was, video editor.

Doco: Oh, yeah. I guess. That's a good point. That's a good point. I really am Beyonce in this

TWIYpod: No, that's fact.

TWIYpod: Yo, my man is Marshawn Lynch. He just show up so he don't get fined.

Doco: I really just show up and play, you know, contribute where I can. You know, I feel like if we we got a great thing here. You know, you cover vocals. Lace does the video.

Doco: I think we're doing great, guys. How was your break? Were you bored of podding? Well, Scully pods were fucking four times a week, so it don't matter.

Doco: But were you did you miss podding?

TWIYpod: Yeah, that felt like hate. That felt like hate, though.

Lovelace: Bro,

Doco: It was.

TWIYpod: Yeah. I don't even know what to say.

Doco: it was.

TWIYpod: I know. felt it.

Doco: it was.

Lovelace: where it was a couple like President's Day came around. was like, nigga, we should do a pie today. was like, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.

Doco: what was that? um Was that on a Monday?

Lovelace: Yeah. So nigga, we should do a pie today because so much shit happened.

Doco: We could have swung that.

Lovelace: So much shit happened after Super Bowl week. So it's like, what you mean?

Doco: But like, what?

TWIYpod: I miss podding, bro.

Doco: Like.

TWIYpod: I miss podding. I almost had to talk and hang out with my family. The fuck?

Lovelace: yeah

TWIYpod: Y'all got me talking to strangers on the internet who I may or may not like.

Doco: No, you love them people.

TWIYpod: he got the We got the YouTube up and running and we just chilling at the crib.

Doco: Matter of fact, hold on.

TWIYpod: Like we should have been podding. We should have been doing things to celebrate the YouTubery.

Doco: That's true. However, you know, it was Valentine's Day weekend.

Lovelace: Right.

TWIYpod: o

Doco: You had to do your favorite thing.

TWIYpod: Butt stuff.

Doco: Yeah, yeah.

Lovelace: Right.

TWIYpod: Butt stuff.

Doco: you

TWIYpod: Butt stuff.

Doco: yeah You had to do your favorite thing, you know.

TWIYpod: It's on the menu, gang. It's on the menu, gang.

Doco: right, so we might have to mute that.

Lovelace: red

TWIYpod: Not muting

Doco: But, um, all right, bro. Come on, nigga. This is visual. Jesus. I have a question.

TWIYpod: that. Put the Funk Flex gif in there.

Doco: Why have you been wearing a 30 pound vest at work?

TWIYpod: Yo, because I'm active. I'm active.

Lovelace: tough acting to make.

TWIYpod: Five floors.

Doco: You have a standing desk now?

TWIYpod: I got a standing desk. So I'm up and down all day long on my breaks.

Doco: Cat. Cat, bro.

TWIYpod: On my breaks, it's five floors. On my breaks, I'm taking the stairs. Bottom floor, top floor for 15 minutes. On my lunch break, I'm walking the parking lot. But I got to be careful because the other day it was warm and I came back and I felt like I was a little, you know, little tart.

TWIYpod: A little tart.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: My degree failed me. You feel me?

Doco: Cat, bro.

TWIYpod: What's cap?

Doco: I don't believe you.

TWIYpod: You want me to get the vest?

Doco: i want you to record it.

TWIYpod: I know. i don't understand the obsession with this because

Lovelace: He at work, he can't record it.

Doco: and He's in the fucking staircase exercising. He can record it.

Lovelace: Nah, bruh.

TWIYpod: because here's what's going to happen.

Doco: He's already doing something illegal.

Lovelace: No, no, no, no.

TWIYpod: Thank

Lovelace: Because for those of us that be working for the the day that he decided to record is going to be when coworkers or somebody upper a rank happen to use that corridor.

TWIYpod: Thank you.

Lovelace: That's going to be the day.

Doco: Bro, all he has to do is put the camera on his feet and flip it to his body. Pause.

TWIYpod: Not making content at work. I'm not risking the 401k so that you can feel like I'm telling the truth.

Lovelace: Oh,

Doco: Oh, my God, bro.

TWIYpod: And then you'll just say, he just did it the one day that he sent the video.

Doco: No, that's not true.

TWIYpod: He just did it that one day.

Lovelace: shit. Oh.

TWIYpod: He hasn't done it since.

Doco: That's not true.

Lovelace: it was

Doco: When y'all provide me proof, I let it go.

TWIYpod: No, I'm not. Listen, I'm getting this shit out the mud. It's no workout videos. I'm not showing you all the places where I used to eat. I'm not fucking, I'm not doing none of that nut up shit.

Lovelace: a

Doco: I beg your pardon.

TWIYpod: I'm just fucking getting it and grinding.

Lovelace: Hey,

TWIYpod: Sorry, that felt like shade.

Doco: Shut up, man.

TWIYpod: No, that felt like my bad.

Doco: No, it was.

TWIYpod: Pardon yourself. It wasn't.

Doco: But that's okay.

TWIYpod: It wasn't. That's just not my bag. i'm I'm not doing, I'm not fucking taking my shirt off and let me show you guys progress six months before and after.

Doco: oh

TWIYpod: That's not my bag, gang. I never wanted to be one of them niggas.

Lovelace: a a I understand.

TWIYpod: You ain't going to see me handing homeless people money either.

Doco: You are a content nigga, though. No, I didn't say i I'm going to see you handing homeless people money. No, they're, you know, they hang out at your bus stop. So, you know, you you'd be giving coffee and cigarettes.

TWIYpod: That's a fact.

Doco: That's the the same shit.

TWIYpod: A beer. Maybe a beer. be Keep a Milwaukee's best form.

Doco: It's the same shit.

TWIYpod: Keep Milwaukee's best.

Doco: But the point is, is, um, we want to celebrate you, gang.

TWIYpod: So celebrate me.

Doco: You know? we want We want you to send that video to the group chat. And we want you to be like, hell yeah, bro. That's my brother.

Lovelace: that man put down, would you say you down 90 or a hundred?

Doco: You know? That's

Lovelace: i was like, I said, Joe, I said, Joe, I was like, i was like, Joe.

Doco: a

TWIYpod: I'm about to be 100.

Lovelace: Okay. Okay.

TWIYpod: Now, listen, i was, look, i was a i was a good 329 December 2024.

TWIYpod: and And comfortable, too, because I was at the crib all day because I, shit, I've been off. I've been on laid off for four months, three months. So I was ah at the crib eating candy, drinking like crazy.

Doco: So is this like new health inspiration inspired by something? Or did you just say, fuck it one day?

Doco: Or did you go to the doctors and like, you know, there's a, you got to get it together.

TWIYpod: Nah, I went to the doctor for something completely different. And the was just like, yo, hop on that scale real quick.

Lovelace: You

TWIYpod: He's like, yo, hop on that scale real quick. And I hopped on the joint. And I was just like, yo, let me get my phone out my pocket. i got I got, oh, shit, my wallet in my pocket, too. Let me get that out my pocket.

Lovelace: ah took your shoes off?

TWIYpod: Took my shoes off. Like, I had a shoe bomb in that bitch. Like, we was at TSA. And I jumped back on that bitch. And I was like, hold on, fam.

Doco: It didn't move.

TWIYpod: was like, this me?

Lovelace: Oh, okay. for

Doco: It went up.

TWIYpod: All this me? It's like, yeah, nigga, that's you and all your fucking cookies and cakes. And I knew something was up, but I didn't know because I hadn't been getting dressed every day because I was laid up.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: So I hadn't been getting dressed every day to go to work. So I hadn't had to put clothes on.

Doco: Oh, so when you put on. yeah yeah, yeah. They fit different.

TWIYpod: So I fucking go out into the world, get on the scale. Then I came home. It was just like, nah, maybe I've been big like this for mad long. I start putting on clothes. I feel like Chris Farley and Tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat, like nothing fits.

TWIYpod: So I was just like, boom, check it.

Lovelace: a

TWIYpod: I'm gonna put this beer down and I'm gonna start getting to it And then, you know, shit just been consistent after that.

Lovelace: Now.

Doco: Yeah, but like, don't you feel like kind of you know, just now exercising at your age?

TWIYpod: I mean, this isn't the first time I've exercised in my life.

Lovelace: what I was going to say.

Doco: I mean, don't know the way you be

Lovelace: He used to hoop. What are we talking about?

TWIYpod: Like, fuck is you talking about, my nigga? Hold on a second.

Doco: acting.

TWIYpod: This isn't the first time a nigga just said, you know what? This whole exercise thing people have been pushing my whole life. I'm going to try it out.

Doco: i mean i don't know the way you be acting

TWIYpod: Nah, I just got to it.

Doco: You know?

TWIYpod: I was disciplined, and I didn't backslide this go-round.

Lovelace: Hey.

TWIYpod: Because normally, you hit a you hit a couple numbers, you get a little bit of loss, and then you're like, all right, I can turn this shit on and off whenever I want to. At my age, you can't.

Doco: Nah. Yeah, once you...

TWIYpod: you you

Doco: Yeah, you gotta keep going.

TWIYpod: You cannot turn this shit on and off when you want to. Matter of fact, y'all at y'all ages, you can't turn this shit. After you hit 30, you have to have that shit on you.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: Because, yeah,

Doco: Yeah, i agree.

TWIYpod: A couple.

Doco: That's why I'm asking. I'm not trying to be... I mean, i'm kind of trying to be a little funny, but I'm being serious.

Lovelace: This is why I be active when I'm at practices with them kids.

Doco: Like...

Lovelace: This is why I partake.

Doco: Oh, my God, bro.

TWIYpod: Yo, whose man is this?

Lovelace: This is why I partake, man. I got to be active.

TWIYpod: Partaking what?

Lovelace: I run with them niggas. I do all that shit.

TWIYpod: Fuck out here, Lace.

Doco: You're not supposed to be doing that.

TWIYpod: You're not supposed to be doing that.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: You got inverted throat goat. Like, you can't be doing that.

Doco: yeah Whatever you into, you go do that. You're not supposed to be doing that at all, bro.

TWIYpod: It's always the nigga with the doctor's note that want to participate.

Lovelace: Yep.

TWIYpod: You got the excuse not to dress out for Jim, my guy.

Doco: That's funny.

Lovelace: Nigga, like I said, at work, bro, you know, standing desk on deck, can wear comfortable sneakers, can, you know, do all the above. Like, hey, I'm good.

Lovelace: you know, a handicap sticker in both cars. Like, nigga, we good.

TWIYpod: No, that's the host that's the whole shit right there. how How many people have pressed you about your handicap sticker? Not at work, just in life.

Doco: Trying to buy it?

TWIYpod: Fuck out here.

Doco: Nobody tried to buy it?

TWIYpod: Nobody's pressing you, saying you look healthy, or do you throw the limp on when you're at the grocery store?

Doco: Oh, that too. That too.

TWIYpod: You throw the limp on?

Lovelace: Nigga, y'all know where I live.

Doco: No, yeah, he was Scam City.

TWIYpod: Home of this camera. Home of this camera.

Doco: No, Scam, yeah, Scam City.

TWIYpod: Are there even any handicap spots to park it out there? Everybody got to do them.

Doco: No.

Lovelace: Barely. They just sent out an email the other day like, hey, if you don't got the proper um stuff, we finna start towing shit.

TWIYpod: beach We checking your certifications, nigga, so it better be for you and not your granny.

Lovelace: Nah, niggas just be bold and park in there without nothing. I'd be like, damn.

TWIYpod: Oh, that's a different type of bold. I've never been that bold, not even in a rush. Have I been bold enough?

Doco: You think you could be a repo man?

TWIYpod: Fuck yeah.

Lovelace: Who?

Doco: Yeah?

TWIYpod: Yeah, fuck yeah.

Doco: You a cold-hearted motherfucker, bro.

Lovelace: I don't got the patience to that.

TWIYpod: On God. On God. And I'm animma de-escalation specialist. So it's not even going go there.

Doco: You a cold-hearted person.

TWIYpod: going to just come through. I'm get your shit. I'm out.

Lovelace: Hey, hold on.

TWIYpod: You know, I rode with them niggas for a summer. I rode with them niggas for a summer with the with with the gig.

Doco: You are a cold-hearted person, bro.

Lovelace: Used to be a de-escalation, right? Used to, right? Mm-hmm.

Doco: You are a cold-hearted person, bro.

Lovelace: this

TWIYpod: You can't do that?

Doco: Fuck, no, i couldn't take nobody's car.

TWIYpod: If they owe, because you can't take it because they don't owe you specifically. That's why you feel like you can't take it.

Doco: Yeah, I'm just a nigga who's picking up the car for the bank.

TWIYpod: That makes me feel even better about it because it's no conversation.

Doco: Nah, bro, nope.

TWIYpod: Your conversation isn't with me. you're a convert I'm just the middleman here.

Doco: Yeah, I'm the nigga putting myself in danger to come get this fucking Toyota.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but you always you always free in Palestine, so you right.

Doco: Even more reason why I want the nigga who's behind on payments to keep their car.

TWIYpod: no The only niggas I'm not repoing, and most most banks will they'll let you slide. The only niggas I'm not repoing their shit is it's military members.

Doco: Lace, don't try it. I saw it.

TWIYpod: That's the only niggas I'm not repoing their shit.

Lovelace: Nope.

Doco: But not a mom of three.

TWIYpod: That's the only niggas. Nah.

Lovelace: You got serve for your country.

TWIYpod: Nah. Military niggas is protected. And if they not, I'm just going act like I ain't see your car was home today. And I'm just going go on mind my black ass business.

Doco: That's crazy.

TWIYpod: yeah

Doco: Yeah, you are a cohort. You might be worse than Lace.

TWIYpod: Nah, Lace works than me.

Doco: You might be worse than Lace.

TWIYpod: Lace don't give homeless people beer money.

Doco: I expected you to say no.

Lovelace: i don't get beer money. I get an essentials though.

TWIYpod: Yeah, them niggas don't want essentials. They want beer, bro. What is you talking about?

Lovelace: No, that's what got them where they at now.

Doco: No, they want deodorant.

TWIYpod: They don't want Dior. What's the other one gonna do when you can't wash your ass?

Lovelace: if

Doco: At least I can layer it up.

Lovelace: They can. They got to. Hey, bro. It's so many places that.

TWIYpod: Yo, putting caked up deodorant on top of caked up deodorant? You got that thick-ass white layer white icing on your drone?

Doco: Yeah, man.

TWIYpod: Nah, nah. Them niggas don't want niggas going to sell your deodorant bar for a fucking Mickey's.

Lovelace: Nah.

Lovelace: Nah, I buy them to um when we've got them deodorant, I get them to clear shit. I get them to clear shit.

Doco: Yeah.

Lovelace: Don't get them to powder on.

TWIYpod: You don't even give them the sturdy joint?

Doco: Nah, the clear shit will eat your skin away.

TWIYpod: Yeah, you don't even give him the sturdy joint?

Doco: You gotta give the powder.

Lovelace: The clear shit is a sturdy joint.

Doco: Bro, you gotta do the powder, bro.

Lovelace: That shit, 72 hours, nigga.

TWIYpod: Sweat that shit right off.

Doco: What are you doing with your life, bro?

Lovelace: Nah. Bruh.

TWIYpod: I'm starting to question niggas I pod with.

Lovelace: no

Doco: You do the clear?

TWIYpod: This nigga out here rocking dis thing out here rockin clear deodorant in 25.

Doco: Lace is an alien, bro.

Lovelace: man

TWIYpod: Nah, Lace about to hit us with a hot take. Like, I don't wear deodorant because sweat doesn't stink if you're properly hydrated. He's about to hit us with some of those natural crystals and shit.

Lovelace: Nah.

TWIYpod: You know what I'm saying?

Lovelace: Nah.

TWIYpod: You rubbing salt on your armpits, big dog?

Lovelace: Nah.

Doco: Kiwi.

TWIYpod: He taking the hairy part of the kiwi and rubbing it ah on his arms. This thing almost spit on the computer again.

Lovelace: I already got in trouble for that. I can't do that again.

Doco: So what? all right. This is personal as fuck. What deodorant do you use?

Lovelace: Uh, Dove for men.

Doco: Clear?

Lovelace: Yup.

Doco: You're disgusting human, bro.

TWIYpod: you hear a broke boy talking? You hear a broke boy talking?

Doco: there I mean, I use Dove products, but it's the solid, bro.

Lovelace: They're the same price, so...

Doco: No, it's the same price.

Lovelace: yeah I'm talking to Scully.

Doco: It's a different product.

TWIYpod: It's not the same feeling.

Lovelace: They're the same price.

Doco: It's a different product. It's a way different product.

TWIYpod: It's not the same results. It's not the same results either.

Lovelace: It's not... Smells better. Smells better.

Doco: Smells better.

Lovelace: You want me to show you?

TWIYpod: To whom?

Lovelace: Hold on.

TWIYpod: To whom?

Lovelace: The Midnight Classico.

Doco: ah you gonna show me?

Lovelace: Midnight Classico?

Doco: Smell it through the phone.

TWIYpod: This nigga really thinking this YouTube two shit going blow up talking about. Let me show you. Okay.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

Doco: No, I expected you to pull up like a chat GBT stat, like 86% of people, you know, wear clear deodorant or some shit. I don't, man, that's crazy. All right.

Doco: So I got a question in today's world, right?

Lovelace: and keep my clothes clean.

Doco: Do y'all think that kids are staying in college and collecting the NFL? i mean, the NIO money because it's better than the NFL money.

TWIYpod: No, they're staying in school because NIL is better to help you in case you don't get drafted. Or if you get drafted late, the n NIL is going to hold you down.

Doco: Sorry, well, let me start here. Do you think they should be getting paid in college?

TWIYpod: I think they should be getting paid more than the NIL. Yeah.

Doco: Hmm?

TWIYpod: They should be getting paid from the NCAA, but as soon as they start getting paid from the NCAA, they're no longer amateurs. So that that breaks the spirit of their message.

Doco: Hmm?

Doco: um I think our booster constituent here, Lace, would like to contribute to

TWIYpod: I forgot my nigga was in them trenches.

Lovelace: a

TWIYpod: Them dog trenches.

Doco: Go Bulldogs.

Lovelace: Go Dawgs.

TWIYpod: Thank

Lovelace: um So for me, you see it this year especially. Look at all the quarterback quarterback prospects that return because they're getting the NIL back.

Lovelace: Because they don't want to go to certain teams now. So they say, fuck it. I can go back to school and make another four to six and a half million.

TWIYpod: you.

Lovelace: And then go to next year. You got old boy from Ole Miss who already been in school for six years. Crazy.

Doco: and went to court for another year that's crazy I'm not gonna lie that's crazy but hold but way wait wait in his defense though some of those years were COVID years no

Lovelace: Yes.

TWIYpod: <unk>edy

Lovelace: <unk>

Lovelace: But see the cup see, this is the thing. like We are past the kids. We are past the majority of kids that were in school during COVID.

Doco: Are we?

TWIYpod: He might be the last of the Mohicans, bro.

Doco: Okay.

Lovelace: So it really would have been 2020 and 2021 if we being realistic.

Doco: Okay.

Lovelace: Because that was the season that they did the shortened games and all that.

Doco: Okay.

Lovelace: if yo If you were class of 2022 for high school, I don't want to hear shit.

Lovelace: don't want to hear shit. Like, no, you do your four years and go.

TWIYpod: Oh.

Doco: Damn, it has been for years.

Lovelace: Do your four years and go. The other people...

Doco: But you get a red shirt

Lovelace: Well, if you did, Redshirt, but some of these niggas played all them years. They done transferred three times. They done...

TWIYpod: i was about to say, since you don't have to sit out there a year because of the transfer portal, you really should do your four and going about your business unless you try and be a doctor.

Lovelace: Nah.

Doco: that's another thing, bro, because a lot of these motherfuckers is going to the league and not doing nothing.

Lovelace: Hmm.

TWIYpod: Most of them.

Doco: If you don't fucking go downstairs...

Lovelace: Hey, he want to get on YouTube. He heard you say the magic word.

TWIYpod: I thought that was Lace playing a drop. That's an actual that's an actual animal, bro.

Doco: my dog. He's big as fuck.

TWIYpod: I didn't even know this nigga had a pet, y'all. We've been podding for a year and some change.

Doco: That's a lie!

TWIYpod: I knew this nigga had kids. I did not. What else do we not know about each other?

Doco: Lacey, we gonna let him lie about that?

TWIYpod: Didn't know it.

Doco: Bro, we gonna let him lie?

Lovelace: Have you ever sent that in the group chat?

TWIYpod: I thought this nigga had an obscure pet like a gerbil or a guinea pig or something.

Doco: Yes!

Doco: Y'all know I have fish tanks and a dog.

TWIYpod: like I knew you had fish tanks.

Lovelace: Skully projecting on you, Doka.

Doco: Yeah, he lying, bro. This nigga got a fucking ah porcupine in his crib or something.

Lovelace: yeah Hey, how many groundhogs you killed this year?

TWIYpod: Fuck no. Fuck no.

Doco: This nigga got chinchillas.

Doco: Scully got a chinchilla factory.

TWIYpod: This year?

Lovelace: Yeah.

TWIYpod: None. None. But if I catch homeboy in the garden this this spring, going to light his ass up.

Lovelace: Hey, do me a favor. um Drive over to Doko's hood and go kill that Puxwani nigga, dawg.

TWIYpod: I'm going to light his ass up.

Lovelace: I'm so sick of this shit.

TWIYpod: Pucks of Tony?

Lovelace: six Six more weeks of winter.

TWIYpod: You talking about... Nah, why you mad at son?

Lovelace: Motherfucker, was 80 degrees yesterday down here.

Doco: Bro, listen.

TWIYpod: Why you mad at son?

Doco: if you kill If you kill Phil...

TWIYpod: Why you mad at Puxatoni?

Doco: Listen, if you kill Phil, it's going be like when LeBron left Cleveland. The whole city going to be fucked up, nigga.

Lovelace: fifth i don't live there.

Doco: You know I'm saying?

Lovelace: out of here.

Doco: The whole economy is based on that one fucking beaver. I hope you know that.

Lovelace: No, but

TWIYpod: It's more than one. That nigga died five times in your lifetime and they just keep replacing him.

Lovelace: what?

Doco: Yeah, but it's a different name, though.

TWIYpod: Mmm.

Doco: The last one was Pete.

TWIYpod: Okay. I seen groundhogs there. You can't get away with kidnapping their mascot. You can't do that.

Doco: You see how they be holding that nigga?

TWIYpod: that's the

Doco: Like.

TWIYpod: I'm uncomfortable, bro. like Why are you that close to me? got no gloves on.

Lovelace: no

TWIYpod: You just raw dog in the groundhog?

Doco: Bro.

Lovelace: when they do the shadow When they do the shadow thing, the way they hold him and do it, I'm like, where's Peter at?

Doco: That's what I'm, bro, it's like, it's animal abuse on TV.

Lovelace: What the hell?

Doco: Like.

Lovelace: they they They try to crucify Mike Vick. And these niggas up here Y'all.

Doco: Yeah, well.

Doco: But we are the state that, you know, absolved him.

Doco: No.

TWIYpod: Nah, that's not.

Lovelace: No, y'all gave him redemption. Y'all gave him a um second chance.

Doco: Yeah. He went to PA. Clearly, we don't care about animal abuse.

TWIYpod: with Nah, y'all cared until he to he threw that lob up to Deshaun Jackson on Monday Night Football against the Redskins.

Doco: That wasn't no love. 70 yard pass.

TWIYpod: I know, all air.

Doco: All right.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but...

Doco: Stop right there.

Doco: Stop right there. You and Mr. Yak over here could leave it alone. You know what I'm saying?

Lovelace: and there

Doco: I might have thought where you was going. But, okay, so would you would you stay in college an extra if you have five years and you're getting fucking five million, one one million, three million a year?

TWIYpod: It would really depend on the deal that I could manage to get myself.

Lovelace: If I'm.

Doco: i would...

TWIYpod: If I couldn't, if the deals were drying up, then nah, fuck it. Just go pro take a risk. But if the deals ain't drying up, niggas are still willing to pay me and I can get some money off the books.

TWIYpod: Some of that Johnny Menzel.

Doco: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Yeah, bro. We stay in another year.

Lovelace: All right.

Doco: It's life-changing money, regardless.

Lovelace: So Dante Moore went back for three million.

Doco: Please don't do this

Lovelace: All right, so I'm saying if you were projected, if you go in into draft to be the number one pick.

Lovelace: But, you know, you got to go to who is it? Is it the Raiders or is it the Jets Raiders?

TWIYpod: Vegas. I think it's Vegas.

Lovelace: Yes, you can know, you got to go to the Raiders to start your career.

Doco: Yeah.

Lovelace: Are you going back to Oregon?

TWIYpod: Going back. I'm

Doco: Yeah, I'm taking the money.

TWIYpod: going back because the Raiders are so far behind. They need more than just a quarterback.

Doco: But either way, you're going to be drafted to an ass team.

TWIYpod: It's,

TWIYpod: Yeah, but a team that just needs a quarterback is different than a team that needs a quarterback. They need help with their front line. They need some receivers. And they need some defense because, and then you don't even know if Max Crosby is staying.

Doco: He won't.

Lovelace: Hey.

Doco: You know where he'll be next year.

Lovelace: Just one more thing on that.

TWIYpod: It's like going to the fucking Kings, bro.

Lovelace: The first contract... he

Lovelace: The first contract is almost $55 million if you're the number one pick.

TWIYpod: That's cool. but it'll be a last contract if it's with the Vegas Raiders.

Doco: So.

Lovelace: But what if you get traded? You can get

Doco: That's enough.

TWIYpod: You might not get it all. It's not all guaranteed. It's not an NBA contract.

Doco: Bro, I'm saying you do, let's say you do your rookie contract. Do you need more than that?

TWIYpod: Yeah, i got a drug habit at this point.

Doco: I mean, this is a bad error to be in drugs, though.

TWIYpod: Once you introduce 50 million into the equation, now i have a drug habit.

Lovelace: get... Hmm.

TWIYpod: Is it?

Doco: It is.

TWIYpod: I think it's a good error because you can buy the testers because you have money.

Doco: Fair. Fair.

TWIYpod: you So you get a Kia Raw. You spend a little bit more than normal. You get a Kia Raw. You get some testers. You have a great time. You catch the vibe, bro.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: You catch the vibes.

Doco: So, but I feel like I would have rather been in like the 70s Coke era, though.

TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah. and The music was right. 70s, 80s. I'd have been fucking hitting the joint. If my prerogative was out and I was an adult with a cocaine habit, on God.

Doco: Yeah. So is that the era when niggas was wearing the like the shirts open like this? bo Right? That's the 70s and 80s?

Lovelace: Rick

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: Like heavy disco?

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Lovelace: ri James here.

TWIYpod: Yeah. Big, big disco.

Doco: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

TWIYpod: 80s, big disco.

Doco: Yeah, I

TWIYpod: But I ain't care for the foot game. I ain't care for the entire niggas was putting on their feet.

Doco: yeah i mean, but when, when you know, ah sounds like something you would do

TWIYpod: Niggas is wearing...

Lovelace: indeed

TWIYpod: I'm not wearing platforms, gang. I'm not wearing platforms.

Doco: Nigga, you would have like seven feet with platforms.

TWIYpod: I'm not wearing platforms. I'm not wearing those fucking boots that look like the shoes that the motherfuckers in Holland wear, the wooden joints, the clogs. I'm not wearing...

Doco: Them is fire.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: You a hater, bro.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: Imagine dancing next to a chick on the on the lighted disco floor.

Doco: Your pops bagged your moms in some of those shoes.

TWIYpod: And you just got to enter the scene like this.

Lovelace: os it

TWIYpod: Nah, that nigga was the king of bell-bottoms. Every picture I see from this nigga in that era, he had bell-bottoms on.

Doco: And you don't think he had on them them fucking shiny boots?

TWIYpod: just

TWIYpod: He probably did, but that's nasty work.

Doco: Hey! Hey!

TWIYpod: I told that nigga before he passed that was nasty work.

Doco: You told us he was fly.

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: was fly back in the day.

TWIYpod: He was fly, but it was still nasty work.

Doco: did

TWIYpod: Because, bro, are you why are you wearing bell bottoms like this?

Lovelace: Hmm.

Doco: But that's what they was doing.

TWIYpod: where'd you get Where did you get this leather trench from with the super exaggerated collar?

Doco: He said moving like this.

TWIYpod: Yeah, just...

Doco: ah ah

TWIYpod: Niggas body rolling and shit. you you Imagine you got a body roll on your shorty just to get her attention.

Doco: You are a sick person.

Doco: Yeah.

Lovelace: Hmm. So,

TWIYpod: And then you hit her with the Lil Uzi before Lil Uzi. You know what talking about.

Lovelace: yeah

Lovelace: So, Scully, Scully, back during the Yvisu gene era, how was you rolling up?

TWIYpod: Hit her with one of those?

TWIYpod: ah Hey, I had them shits, nigga.

Lovelace: da

TWIYpod: I had them shits. I spent money on them shits.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: Those and red monkeys.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Invisus and red monkeys, just so you could have that stupid little squiggly line on the back of your pants.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: I'm not proud of it either.

Doco: You thought she was a skateboarder?

Lovelace: i

TWIYpod: I'm not proud of it. Nah, it was...

Doco: Did you have a skateboard error? Yeah.

TWIYpod: Yeah, of course. Yeah. I wore the DCs. ah

Doco: Lace, did you have a skateboard error?

TWIYpod: Hell no.

Doco: Yeah, he was robbing cars.

TWIYpod: he just hung He just hung out with the white boys. He didn't dress like the white boys.

Doco: No, he was robbing cars. White boys.

TWIYpod: Nah.

Lovelace: Nah.

TWIYpod: It was getting duffed out by MGK.

Doco: They were selling KDs the white boys for $60.

Lovelace: No. 40 watercodes.

TWIYpod: Hmm.

TWIYpod: No, I think Lace was a water boy. Like, before water boys got popular because of the internet. Was you a water boy?

Lovelace: nah

TWIYpod: you had different water. It was Dro. 40 water. Oh, I forgot.

Lovelace: forty water

Doco: Hmm.

TWIYpod: I forgot who...

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: Place definitely had a scam.

TWIYpod: i got

Doco: I'm a figure it out, though. I would've been the nigga that discovered Freebasin, though.

Lovelace: That was before my

Doco: Yeah, bro.

TWIYpod: Okay.

Doco: would've been like, ooh, how do we do this better? Like...

TWIYpod: Oh, curious ass nigga. Oh, Mr. Wizard ass nigga.

Doco: How do we take this a little further?

Lovelace: if you embrace technology, you can find a new shit right now.

Doco: like Fuck you, Lace.

TWIYpod: Nah, because the numbers is too crazy now.

Lovelace: I'm just saying.

TWIYpod: Anybody...

Doco: Yeah, and that too.

TWIYpod: Anybody getting into drug or anything illegal.

Doco: The underworld, period.

TWIYpod: Yeah, anybody getting into that right now, that's a choice.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: And it's nothing but football numbers that come with it. Everything got football numbers, something divisible by seven.

Doco: But I would much rather do like a, and this is hypothetical, but like ah like a Ponzi scheme type of scam versus moving weight today.

Lovelace: Yeah, yeah,

Lovelace: yeah.

Doco: Them is two different, you could get way more money and it's a way different crime.

Lovelace: i had actually I was actually thinking of something different.

TWIYpod: white collar crime instead of blue collar crime.

Doco: Yeah, bro.

Lovelace: I was thinking of technology today.

Doco: Well.

Lovelace: You could come up with a drug that gets people off of opioids.

TWIYpod: You know money in that nigga.

Lovelace: You could be...

Doco: Do you know how fast they would kill me?

Lovelace: Hey.

TWIYpod: It's called methadone.

Lovelace: You said you want to do better for the world.

TWIYpod: They already, the drug already exists.

Doco: No, that's not getting them off. That's maintenance.

Lovelace: You said you want to do better for the world. I'm giving you... yeah

Doco: Yeah, but they would smoke me before they let me fucking cure opioid addiction.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: That's a fact. You see what happened that teenager that made...

Lovelace: No, but you keep it underground. You don't go mainstream. with it You got to keep it underground.

Doco: Crude oil?

TWIYpod: You see what happened to that teenager that turned fucking french fry cooking grease into fucking some shit you could put in your car.

Doco: That nigga disappeared

TWIYpod: That nigga disappeared. The nigga with the fucking... um What is it? Damn.

Lovelace: The nigga was out here. are you talking about?

Doco: The container that was turning the ah Air into water They sabotaged his shit too

TWIYpod: Nah, it was old boy...

TWIYpod: old boy with the crypto. He got into the helicopter one day, him and his four crypto buddies, one of them called on the way to the helicopter. Yo, big dog, ain't gonna make it.

TWIYpod: So they jump in the helicopter. They go on a trip. Helicopter blew up three minutes after it took off. they got They got that one gay crypto nigga in San Francisco that got smoked just walking down the street by a homeless man.

Doco: Sounds about right.

Lovelace: You say his name.

TWIYpod: Who?

Lovelace: I said, you say his name. Oh,

TWIYpod: ah gay Gay Crypto Duke.

Lovelace: shit.

Doco: That's fucked up.

Doco: That's fucked up, man.

TWIYpod: Gay Crypto Duke in San Fran.

Doco: Shout out to the gays, man. Yeah.

TWIYpod: Shout out to the gay.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: Free Palestine.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: I got to say it before Doko say I got to say it before Doko.

Lovelace: hitman

Doco: We finally got there. There we There we go.

Lovelace: okay

TWIYpod: Look, mad natural on the mad natural in the free Palestine too. Subscribe. If you in Palestine, subscribe, like, and comment to the YouTube.

Doco: bro, bro, bro. Mute his mic. Mute his mic, man.

TWIYpod: I can't say that. We shouting them out.

Doco: No, nigga.

TWIYpod: Why we can't get subscriptions?

Doco: You think they got YouTube? You think they got YouTube? All

TWIYpod: You're right. They got lights over there.

Doco: right. We're moving on.

Lovelace: This thing is crazy. I don't know what they have over there.

Doco: We're moving on man

TWIYpod: and That's why we shouting them out for if they ain't got the internet and lights.

Doco: man. We're moving on.

Lovelace: the The geopolitics of that area, which I still don't understand why it's the Middle East, but, you know.

Doco: We're moving on, man.

Lovelace: Yeah.

Doco: Lace, please. We don't need your flat earth theories right now.

TWIYpod: So we shout now niggas that can't even hear or see the shout outs.

Doco: Scully.

TWIYpod: right. All right. I'm just asking the important questions.

TWIYpod: Pardon yourself.

Doco: That's not pertinent at this moment.

TWIYpod: It's very pertinent.

Doco: No, it's not, man.

TWIYpod: I just want to know if they can see the well wishes we sending out.

Lovelace: No, we told Vegas.

TWIYpod: Like,

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: How you know God ever hear your prayer?

Doco: It's vibes.

TWIYpod: Because every now and then you get that blessing, right? You get that $20. You was looking for five.

Lovelace: Hmm. warninging

TWIYpod: You get that $20 blessing. That's how you know God heard your blessings. How do we know these Palestinians

TWIYpod: are hearing us say free Palestine until it's spelled backwards?

Doco: How do we know a tree fell in the woods, nigga?

Lovelace: ah he might He might think that some of them Palestinians have gotten over the Thailand.

Doco: Lace, you gotta let me. That was a... Come on, I just cooked. I just... You what I mean?

Lovelace: The tree in the woods.

Doco: didn't have a reply. I just... You know what You know what I how do How do we know?

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Lovelace: When the house is built.

Doco: We just know.

Lovelace: Yeah, yeah.

Doco: See? See? See, now I gotta ask the hard questions. What is something you've been shamed into doing?.........

Lovelace: yeah yeah

Lovelace: Something I've been shamed into doing. Let's see. I got a list. Hold on. Let me.

TWIYpod: Yeah, I'm bringing sunglasses next week, bro.

Doco: I did. you

TWIYpod: ha I'm bringing the sunglasses back next week.

Doco: What is something that you've been shamed into doing? I'll go first.

Lovelace: Apologizing.

Doco: You said apologize.

Lovelace: Apologizing.

Doco: That don't come natural. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Lovelace: Because I'm never sorry.

TWIYpod: And it happened... It happened on the pod.

Lovelace: I'm never sorry.

TWIYpod: What is that? Episode 15? What episode is that?

Doco: I'm going to tell you one thing, though. Inflation.

TWIYpod: ah

Doco: I shouldn't have deleted it. I know your body, right?

Lovelace: to be hit

Doco: this

TWIYpod: ha ha ha

Lovelace: you

Doco: No, that's crazy. So. Why that one specifically? and Why is saying sorry so hard for you?

Lovelace: Um, because like there's some things I could be like, damn, I should have did a different way, but I own all my actions.

Doco: No, accountability and I'm sorry kind of go hand-to-hand.

Lovelace: No, it don't. No, it don't.

Doco: Yes, they do.

Lovelace: The sorry ain't even the sorry ain't even for them.

Doco: oh so um I did it, but I'm not sorry that I did it.

Lovelace: It's for you.

Lovelace: The sorry is for you.

TWIYpod: My nigga said I own all my actions and that's why I don't apologize because I own my actions.

Lovelace: It ain't them.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: But if there were wrong actions, right?

Lovelace: I should have did it a different way.

TWIYpod: you still got You still gotta to make that square.

Doco: That was...

Doco: Yeah, but that still requires an apology.

Lovelace: No, it doesn't.

TWIYpod: it does.

Lovelace: You do by actions. Words don't mean shit. You got to by actions, man.

Doco: No, both. Hand in hand.

TWIYpod: who hurt you, bro?

Lovelace: That's why we on YouTube now, because the words don't mean enough. We got to show. We got to show visuals, body language, all of that.

Doco: Well, that's true.

Lovelace: All right.

TWIYpod: Who hurt you?

Doco: But now I gotta make sure I have eye drops on hand.

Lovelace: We got to do that.

TWIYpod: That's what I want.

Doco: but ok i um Scully, I kind of feel like you're going in the right direction. But we might unpack some shit that we're not really supposed to unpack this episode, you know.

Doco: ah You know, because accountability and I'm sorry go hand in hand, bro. They do. They do.

TWIYpod: Oh, God.

Doco: Because acknowledging a mistake without an apology is just what? Oh, yeah, i did that.

TWIYpod: Just saying, my bad. Like, that's not even my bad.

Doco: No, it's it's not even my bad.

TWIYpod: Yeah, it's just oops. Niggas, just oops.

Lovelace: That's what it is. Oops.

TWIYpod: Oops, I did it again.

Lovelace: Shit, my fault. My fault. Sorry you felt that way.

TWIYpod: And there you go.

Lovelace: yeah

TWIYpod: There you go with the gaslight. You see how you put the candle on top of the cake, the cherry on top of the gaslight cake?

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: My man says, sorry you felt that way.

Doco: You felt that way. Nah, I made you feel that way.

Lovelace: Because the niggas that are saying sorry, they don't feel sorry. They doing that shit just so it'll pass over. I don't give a fuck.

TWIYpod: Yo, Lay's got a baby mama somewhere.

Doco: No, actually, he's a sociopath.

TWIYpod: Because that's what baby mama, that's baby mama language.

Lovelace: Like that, don't.

Doco: Is it?

TWIYpod: Niggas don't be, niggas don't be sorry.

Lovelace: No, no, no, because what's crazy, hold on, hold on.

TWIYpod: Apologize. Like, that's baby mama language.

Lovelace: Because what's crazy is that time the few times I actually give real apologies, niggas will respond, you ain't even got say all that, man.

TWIYpod: Ha ha ha ha

Doco: Because men don't do apologies. That's different.

Lovelace: here But I'm saying, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Doco: That's different.

Lovelace: So, nah, you said apologize.

Doco: That's different. That's way different. That's like getting advice from a man versus getting advice from a woman. They're two different things.

TWIYpod: And some people don't need your apology because they just want to move different around you as a result of whatever you did wrong, whatever your infraction was.

Doco: No, need your apology. Fuck that.

Lovelace: What my nigga, what my nigga, Tavi, man, you doing?

TWIYpod: I don't. I don't require an apology.

Lovelace: Yeah.

Doco: Don't lie to my audience.

TWIYpod: i I don't require an apology, bro.

Doco: Don't lie it to the 13 people that listen to us, bro.

TWIYpod: I don't require the apology. I'm good off the apology.

Doco: I might have to edit one of these pods and start inserting text. Like,

TWIYpod: na na

Doco: fuck out of here, nigga.

TWIYpod: No, I mean, we apologize. We'll ah we'll exchange apologies, but it's not needed for me to like talk to you again. done blew up and I done be like, I'll talk to you niggas on Friday when it's time to pop.

Doco: Yeah, but that still requires an apology.

TWIYpod: Nah, no, we could have podded with no apology. I was hoping, i was hoping that we had radio silence until Friday so that y'all could have seen I was good money coming in here ready to pod without the apology.

Doco: Nah.

Doco: That's a premeditated argument. You're a sick-ass nigga, too.

Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. Because that shit would have been subliminal.

Doco: Yeah, like, what are we talking about?

TWIYpod: Nah, would have been a good old time. would been a regular pod.

Lovelace: No, it would a good it' have been a funny pod, but it probably would have turned into an episode.

Doco: It would've. 100%. 100%. Maybe. cancelled. See? Say sorry, digger.

TWIYpod: if we If we have visuals for episode 14, bro, if we have visuals for episode 14, we might be out of here.

Doco: he

Lovelace: Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that.

Doco: maybe or cancel

TWIYpod: I could live with either one.

Lovelace: If we would have been recording all the videos back then and just save those.

TWIYpod: No, I'm not going home with you.

Doco: up c see there'st tough say sorry digy

TWIYpod: I could live with you. You got to learn. You got to learn. You got to learn sometimes. Like, we push the envelope too far, going to be like, damn, we canceled.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: That's a bad.

Doco: I mean, we could just, I mean, you know, there was only 13 people that listened anyway.

TWIYpod: That's a bad. we yeah

Doco: I would have just bought the bots in Indonesia.

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: Like...

TWIYpod: the indonesia The Indonesian bots is nice, though.

Doco: Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like 30 in a house, you know?

TWIYpod: They leave comments and likes. They leave comments and likes. Shout out to them Indonesians.

Doco: They got 30 phones in one room, you know what I'm saying? But what's something that you've been shamed into doing, Scully? Saying sorry is crazy.

TWIYpod: That's nuts, ladies.

Doco: That's crazy.

Lovelace: Y'all wanted me to be like Ruben Stubber. This is what I'm sorry for.

Doco: Yes, nigga.

Lovelace: No.

Doco: I just apologize. Why is that so hard?

Lovelace: No. I'm human. I'm human.

Doco: I'm human.

TWIYpod: Yo, what does you being human have to do with anything, my nigga?

Lovelace: We all make mistakes to make it up.

Doco: No, nigga. You bleed too, nigga.

Lovelace: I do whatever it takes.

Doco: im oh you I'm sorry. That's it. Two words. this I don't understand why that's so challenging.

Lovelace: Bruh, don't let the media fool you.

TWIYpod: My nigga said, I'm human.

Lovelace: No women don't really be wanting that.

Doco: Are you red pill?

Lovelace: No, I'm not.

Doco: I don't know.

Lovelace: I'm purple peel. I like a little bit of the mixture. Break them in half, put them together.

Doco: oh that makes sense. You is a future type nigga. Y'all niggas don't apologize. That makes sense.

TWIYpod: anything

Doco: That makes sense.

TWIYpod: When I said I called you. Gossip and bougie and it ain't what we own.

Lovelace: It's a reason why i Throw Away my top five listened to song. It's a reason.

TWIYpod: You a toxic nigga, bro.

Doco: like Disgusting.

TWIYpod: You a toxic nigga, bro.

Doco: Disgusting. You have 10 children.

TWIYpod: Facts.

Doco: like Like, what are you talking about?

TWIYpod: Like, you can't even listen to throw away. The only thing you need to be throwing away is trash, my nigga.

Lovelace: Payment Arrangement Poppy had a life too, okay?

Doco: That's it. And them old toys.

Lovelace: Okay? yeah

Doco: ah ah

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: Scully, you avoiding this question.

TWIYpod: Yo, i I don't think I've ever been shamed into doing anything, I'm...

Doco: That's a lie, bro. You are not this cool, Maul.

Lovelace: I got one. I got one. i got one. He got Shane into paying for them lessons.

Doco: Oh, he did. Yep. Yep. See, I knew going first with Lace on this subject was perfect. Because he wasn't going to let nobody slide after we chewed him up. I knew it.

Doco: This is perfect. I know what I'm doing You did get shamed into paying them lessons.

Lovelace: yeah

TWIYpod: Them lessons didn't get paid for. What are you talking about?

Doco: Yes, they did.

TWIYpod: no

Doco: That's Cap.

TWIYpod: none Not by me. Not voluntarily by me.

Doco: Oh.

TWIYpod: Let me say that.

Doco: Oh.

TWIYpod: Not voluntarily.

Lovelace: Oh my goodness.

Doco: Not Voli... What?

Lovelace: Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

TWIYpod: you but You better get it out the child support order.

Doco: No, you sent extra money.

TWIYpod: No. I just didn't ask for the rest of the money that I was supposed to be given when she was living with me.

Doco: Lace, I'm going to help you edit these pods because we're going rewind.

Lovelace: No, no, no, no.

TWIYpod: real.

Doco: we go rewind

Lovelace: He did say he just never got the money back. He just never got...

TWIYpod: I just never got the money back that was supposed to be given to me when she was living with me on on her time. I just never got that bread back. And I never asked for that bread again.

Lovelace: But...

TWIYpod: That's what I stopped asking. I got shamed into asking what was rightfully mine.

Lovelace: You got shamed because you was like, damn, will ever get another McFlurry again if I ask if it's back?

TWIYpod: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Lovelace: yeah yeah

Doco: Now that's crazy.

TWIYpod: now You know what though?

Lovelace: let

TWIYpod: I will say i've been I've been shamed into being the bigger person before.

Doco: my god.

Lovelace: I witnessed it.

TWIYpod: Wait.

Doco: Oh my god.

TWIYpod: When did you witness it?

Lovelace: Twice. Twice.

TWIYpod: When did you witness it?

TWIYpod: You talking about with him?

Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying general, since I've known you, I've witnessed it i've witnessed it twice, two different occasions.

Doco: I'm going to tell you thing, though. What

TWIYpod: i don't remember. I remember those two. of me

Doco: the fuck?

Lovelace: with

Doco: I'm just like, what are we talking about?

TWIYpod: But yeah, I've been shamed into being the bigger person.

Doco: Shamed into being the bigger person, Scully.

TWIYpod: Yeah, reaching out, you know, reaching out when I shouldn't have to reach out because why I always got to reach out to you?

Doco: So it's ah that's different. Family dynamics is different.

TWIYpod: It's not even family. It's not even family. We don't share dna

Lovelace: Mm-hmm. Mm. o

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: But my best man, my best man, I'm talking eighth grade.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: We wasn't speaking. i was like, yo, I hitting that nigga I always hit that nigga up.

Doco: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Nigga going through some shit. And I knew he was going through some shit. My mama knew. Because my mama and his mama is friends. Yo, you should hit him up. He's going through a really tough time right now.

TWIYpod: Yo, my number ain't changed. He know my number. His mama called me. Hey, how'd you call me? Well, give him my number just in case he lost it.

TWIYpod: My number hasn't changed.

Lovelace: Mm.

TWIYpod: Went around, ran around away, cookout. She was there. You still never hit him. He talk about you all the time. It's it's a shame how y'all two is acting. So, so blah, blah, blah.

TWIYpod: Shame me in the car. I caught that nigga after the cookout. I was drunk, though. But shame me in the car on this nigga. Nigga cried on the phone for 15 uninterrupted minutes.

Doco: you and these power dynamics?

TWIYpod: What you mean?

TWIYpod: That's power dynamics.

Doco: Yes, that's power dynamics.

TWIYpod: That's not power dynamics, bro.

Doco: 100% because that's you feeling like you have to always be the person that extends the hand.

TWIYpod: Yeah, but I didn't want to in that situation.

Doco: Exactly.

TWIYpod: Yeah, I was trying to stand up.

Doco: So you wanted him to proverbially bend the knee and come to you.

TWIYpod: Make the effort.

Doco: h

TWIYpod: Make the effort.

Doco: Why?

TWIYpod: thats ah That's how, at that time in life, that's how I felt it should always be. 33-ish.

Doco: How are you?

TWIYpod: thirty three ish

Doco: um Well, okay.

Lovelace: ish.

TWIYpod: Yeah, older than 30 is less than 35.

Lovelace: Okay.

Doco: Well, I guess I can't say anything else.

Lovelace: Okay.

Doco: How are you doing that shit?

TWIYpod: Yeah. But see, i care but i care i care I've carried it different ever since.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: Now, ever since then, it's always been on some shit like, yo, keep reaching out no matter if you're the only person that reaches out.

Doco: So when did you stop doing that in like your late 30s, early 40s?

TWIYpod: No, right after that. Right after that, I was like, right after that.

Doco: Oh, come on, bro. I need a few more years.

TWIYpod: Right after that, well, hopefully. I happened immediately right after that, but after that, I was just like, nah, man.

Doco: why You got your most serious face.

TWIYpod: Shit ain't even worth it.

Lovelace: I just know we on YouTube now. The comment section will be open. The more it spreads around. This shit will come up. Shit will come up. So...

TWIYpod: What, you think niggas is going to bomb the comments? Like, yeah, it was me. I'm the friend.

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: I would hope so.

Lovelace: When they see it on the shorts and they see it on the clips, nigga.

TWIYpod: I had Crohn's disease and this nigga wouldn't come see me in the hospital. I got Crohn's disease. He wouldn't come see me in the hospital.

Lovelace: Hmm...

Doco: I want to ask.

TWIYpod: I did bring that nigga a grudge.

Doco: You ever went and not saw somebody that was dying?

TWIYpod: Nah, you ain't dying from Crohn's disease. You just got fucking...

Doco: No, I'm saying, but you ever held beef with somebody and like, yeah? Yeah, me too.

TWIYpod: Nah, never. Never.

Lovelace: I told y'all about that, though.

TWIYpod: Oh, we know Lace did. Lace will hold a grudge to the...

Lovelace: Oh,

TWIYpod: Lace will hold a grudge beyond the upper room.

Lovelace: oh it's still up this day, bro.

TWIYpod: Or Dow. Who knows?

Lovelace: Whatever. it's Probably.

TWIYpod: Doko.

Lovelace: More likely that.

TWIYpod: You asked a good question. What were you shamed of doing?

Doco: What?

TWIYpod: What were you shamed into doing?

Doco: ah Well, I'll give you a most recent one. um It was, well, yes. But um it was a wonderful Thursday, you know, midday.

TWIYpod: Facts. Definitely shamed into that.

Doco: um Felt good about something that I had just done, you know. Sat in a chair for a couple of hours. was like, oh, I'm about to send a picture to my friend. Just got a nice sleeve tattooed.

Doco: Right. And the first comment is you need to do some fucking forearm workouts, bro.

Doco: So guess what I did? I went about one of motherfucking squeezy jaws. You I'm saying? The first, as no, I didn't get no fucking shake weight, nigga.

Lovelace: You Shake Mate 2?

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: ah I would get one of those though. Never mind.

Lovelace: or is it

Doco: Pause. I ain't doing that on camera. yeah ah But I wouldn't got one of them fucking ah you know, Squeezy Johns. And I've been doing arm specific workouts ever since.

Doco: So ah next time I pause, send a picture. My shit gonna be. But yeah, I didn't appreciate that.

TWIYpod: Yo, you let Maul peer pressure you in this fucking arm workout?

Doco: No, it was Lil. It was Lil.

TWIYpod: Oh, shit.

Lovelace: it was It was definitely spec.

TWIYpod: Oh, no.

Lovelace: It was definitely spec.

Doco: Yeah, it was Lil. And he's the more in shape one to be able to say that. was like, all right, you got it.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Yo, I missed the group chat. Like, i so I looked in there, and it was like 130-something, and it was my day off. And I deadass said, i got time for this 130 fucking messages.

TWIYpod: I put my phone down. I went did something. I came back and it was at like three something and I just started sweating.

TWIYpod: Like my anxiety was so fucking high, bro. Like I felt like a pussy.

Doco: Why?

Lovelace: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: Because why the group chat anxiety got me like that? I'm like, oh shit, something's happening.

Doco: What did I miss? Yeah.

TWIYpod: I'm like, I got to play. I got to get Siri to play this shit on the bigs. I got to get Siri to play this shit on the soundbar in the living room.

Doco: Y'all got that shit playing out loud?

TWIYpod: Yeah, occasionally.

Lovelace: In the car. I let it play out loud in the car.

Doco: ah I'm about to start putting it wild shit in there now.

Lovelace: Mm-mm.

Doco: Watch.

TWIYpod: I let that shit play on the Sonos so I can hear in every room in the house.

Doco: I'm about to start saying wild shit.

Lovelace: Mm-mm.

TWIYpod: Say it.

Lovelace: Nah.

TWIYpod: That shit sounds swaggy.

Doco: Wild shit.

TWIYpod: When when c Siri read that shit back, I just need... Can you do a voice change for Siri? Like, I want something similar to Samuel L.

Lovelace: Yeah.

Doco: Yeah.

Lovelace: Yeah. Well, you don't get one that's got that voice, but you could change the Siri voice.

TWIYpod: man.

Doco: can change it to Morgan Freeman.

Lovelace: Mm.

TWIYpod: Oh, okay. I like Morgan Freeman. I'll be swiping.

Lovelace: me

Doco: No, I'm lying.

TWIYpod: Nah, but said...

Doco: I'm definitely about to be like, yo, Scully, why you sending them feed pics to the group chat, bro? Like,

Lovelace: m

Lovelace: oh

Doco: I'm about to be saying wild shit. i dare y'all to play that shit on the speaker.

TWIYpod: Nah, because you know Doko will get you Doko will get you jammed up intentionally and unintentionally.

Doco: It'd be unintentional intentional. Yeah, it'd do.

TWIYpod: It was like one time i was just on speakerphone. He heard something. So he was just like, hey, how you doing? I'm Doko.

TWIYpod: Seen you out in Vegas.

Lovelace: So you could do all of those.

TWIYpod: Hope y'all had a good time. Did Doko verify if anybody was out in Vegas?

Doco: How am I supposed to know?

TWIYpod: So you just don't say it.

Doco: Fair.

TWIYpod: nobody Nobody asked you. You volunteered to be folksy, to be fucking chummy, chummy. And then as soon as we hang up the phone, as soon as we hang up the phone, you know what I got?

Doco: Nobody asked you.

TWIYpod: you so so it was a boy strip, huh? It was a boy strip?

Doco: That's my bad.

TWIYpod: don't

Doco: You know. It's my bad.

TWIYpod: It was. It was a boy strip.

Doco: Y'all niggas got me in trouble on the phone too before, so we even.

Lovelace: wait, wait, wait, we got you in trouble or you got yourself in trouble.

TWIYpod: know give it Get it back in blood, though, nigga. When you see me, tell me to put my hands up. When you see me in person, like oh put your fucking hands up.

Doco: Yeah, where are your best shoes?

TWIYpod: don't fucking Don't burn my house down.

Doco: Well, we can do both.

TWIYpod: ya

Doco: I'll bury your house down and then fight you outside of it.

Lovelace: but

TWIYpod: My nigga said, y'all look great. Y'all look great in Vegas. Not one picture was seen. So now I got to go through the whole camera roll.

TWIYpod: So what did he see?

Doco: I didn't go fed like that.

TWIYpod: Oh, that nigga went.

Doco: I didn't do that. he's He's lying, y'all. He's podden.

TWIYpod: You're going to make me pick up the phone. That's what you're going to make me do.

Doco: He's podden. He's podden, bro.

TWIYpod: You're going to make me pick up the phone.

Doco: He's podden.

TWIYpod: All right.

Doco: Have y'all seen Wonder Man?

TWIYpod: No, no, hold That was a RuPaul transition.

Doco: ah

Lovelace: Bruh.

Doco: Did y'all watch Wonder Man on Netflix? Just curious.

Lovelace: Bruh. Netflix? That's so disrespectful. yeah

Doco: What is it on, HBO? ain't

Lovelace: Well, we know who didn't watch it.

Doco: watching that shit.

TWIYpod: Doko doesn't support black people, bro. It's cool.

Doco: Bro, so which one is it? I walked you right into that. Which one is it? Do I support all the black trendy shit or I don't support black people?

TWIYpod: Now, you support black trendy shit. Marvel marfa don't count.

Doco: No, I don't.

TWIYpod: Marvel don't count, though.

Doco: No, I don't.

TWIYpod: Marvel don't count.

Doco: names Name some black trendy shit that I support. Please.

Lovelace: Wakanda forever.

Doco: That's, eh.

Doco: yeah

Lovelace: That wasn't a good movie.

Doco: Black Panther was a great movie.

Lovelace: that won't Wakanda family was not a good movie.

TWIYpod: One and two. One and two.

Lovelace: no

Doco: But, yeah.

TWIYpod: ah wonder Wonder Man was hype, bro. Wonder Man was hype. It was good. it was I like how they slow walked the dog a little bit. I do not like that it's a black dude hero in Marvel Universe.

Doco: What is Wonder Man?

Doco: Oh, yeah.

Lovelace: Well, they made him a black dude. The original was back in the day was, yeah, but they gentrified it.

TWIYpod: White Bull. Love that.

Lovelace: But I loved it.

TWIYpod: Keep gentrifying.

Lovelace: Yes.

TWIYpod: But don't make Iceman gay like y'all did in the comic books. I wasn't wasn't feeling that. Sorry.

Doco: yeah

TWIYpod: Sorry, folks. Robin Neva. Don't make Robin gay either.

Lovelace: Hmm.

Doco: He was gay though

TWIYpod: All right? Mad gay, but don't make him gay.

Doco: Why? If they were gay Y'all grew up on a lot of gay shit You just didn't, you know Bert and Ernie, gay Thelma

TWIYpod: Let him be let em be, you know, assumed.

TWIYpod: We knew them niggas was gay.

Doco: and Louise, gay

TWIYpod: Yo, know didn't y'all have aunts or uncles that live with, like, they best friend your whole life?

Doco: no No, we were openly gay my family.

TWIYpod: Fuck out of here. Well, I forgot y'all niggas is young. That's cool. That might be bar that might be true.

Doco: I just lied.

Lovelace: ah

TWIYpod: I was to say, you got some aunts that lived together your whole life and a and one of not really related to your mom?

Lovelace: and no no no everybody's nobody in my family's in the closet bruh everybody's out there the name that's like older gen older gen huh um I wasn't there in the 80s so I can't I can't call it but late 90s till now yeah everybody been themselves

Doco: You know Lace family support the gays. Yeah.

Doco: Yeah. yeah

TWIYpod: Even in the 80s? Even in the 80s, it was out the closet? Hmm.

TWIYpod: Shout out to the gang getting it out the mud.

Lovelace: yeah

TWIYpod: Getting it out the closet.

Lovelace: That's why be telling y'all, like, I don't have an issue.

Doco: Yeah niggas don't gotta Niggas don't gotta hide they selves You know we not in the Virginia You know Y'all live a different life

Lovelace: Because I seen how they did it.

TWIYpod: Wait, what's that mean?

Lovelace: The place that ain't shit to do but cook. Like, y'all should be embracing when people is doing their chaperone, nigga.

Doco: Gay cuisine is a good cuisine

Lovelace: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Yo, what the fuck is happening right now? Hold on. You niggas are saying things and I don't understand what you're saying.

Doco: Well, yeah, that's because you're whatever. But.

TWIYpod: What do you mean? What do you mean I should understand because I'm in Virginia?

Doco: What?

Doco: I'm saying that like, I would assume that gayness isn't really, you know. Yeah.

Lovelace: Because the gayness in Atlanta is out there.

Doco: yeah

TWIYpod: Y'all are famous for it.

Lovelace: But we learned from San Francisco.

TWIYpod: Famous gayness.

Lovelace: And didn't we took took the baton.

Doco: Right. So, like, you know, the 13 colonies ain't really down with the gay shit, you know.

TWIYpod: Nah, nah. Virginia's mad gay niggas in Virginia. it's a tourist town. It's mad touristy shit. It's gay friendly. It's been gay friendly.

Lovelace: I think the nigga that told him he wasn't from Virginia might have

Doco: ha ha! Ha ha ha ha

Lovelace: Hmm.

TWIYpod: yeah know every time Every time I bump into this nigga somewhere, I'm like,

Lovelace: Hmm.

TWIYpod: whose man's is this, bro?

Doco: You got your VA card took it by it. Wow, that's crazy.

TWIYpod: But a nigga who may or may not be from Virginia is not even verified. We don't even know what street this nigga from.

Doco: That's crazy.

TWIYpod: He just said, you can't be from Virginia. I'm from Virginia. Nobody from Virginia has ever said, son.

Doco: I mean, i kind of believe that. What is your, ah you know, it's definitely gravel.

Lovelace: gravel or dirt what ro he on

TWIYpod: Wellen?

Lovelace: Oh,

TWIYpod: Wellen? No, I know gravel road. Hey, I know you're not talking.

Doco: Me?

TWIYpod: I know you're not talking.

Doco: Yeah, we speaking the same, you know what mean?

TWIYpod: No, we're not.

Lovelace: shit.

TWIYpod: No, we're not.

Doco: Yeah, bro.

TWIYpod: No, we're not.

Doco: Yeah, bro. I looked on Google Maps, Street View.

TWIYpod: We're not speaking the same. We're not.

Lovelace: No, bro.

TWIYpod: No, nigga.

Lovelace: My only thing on Virginia...

Doco: We are speaking the same language.

TWIYpod: I talk different. You walk different.

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: What y'all say?

Doco: Yes.

Lovelace: My only thing I don't understand Virginia...

Doco: You got one stop sign just like me.

Lovelace: is as soon as I cross over from North Carolina, why am I just reminded of the seventeen hundreds Like, shit don't make no sense.

Doco: That's what I'm saying, bro. Niggas still got cotton fields where you at, right, nigga?

Lovelace: From miles.

Doco: Like, what are you talking about?

Lovelace: my

TWIYpod: You like that t-shirt you wearing, right? Nigga, of course we still got cotton fields.

Lovelace: yeah Nigga, it's still cotton fields in Georgia, but that's not the first thing you see when you come across the state lines.

Doco: Whoa.

TWIYpod: Nah, nah.

Doco: Well, hold on.

TWIYpod: Niggas is getting married on the plantation in Georgia, bro.

Doco: Y'all niggas still got the hanging trees in Georgia.

TWIYpod: You gotta shut up. Yeah.

Lovelace: We not the only state with that, though.

Doco: You got, yeah, yeah, well, I also been to plantation wedding

TWIYpod: Mississippi.

Lovelace: Yes, there are.

TWIYpod: he went to it city You went to the plantation wedding.

Lovelace: They still have them homes. Like, hey.

TWIYpod: You felt like you was in a scene from Django, didn't you?

Doco: I shouldn't have been there, but I was terrified.

TWIYpod: You felt like he was in his and you was

Lovelace: get

Doco: was like, ah, Well, okay.

Lovelace: Oh, my goodness.

TWIYpod: And you was with the Ops. no

Doco: that's enough

TWIYpod: the cri funds for so It's sometimes me It's sometimes me.

Doco: ah but

Lovelace: never me. It's never me.

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: My bad. My bad.

Lovelace: It's never been.

TWIYpod: I get excited.

Lovelace: That's crazy.

TWIYpod: I get excited. i' I've missed y'all. You know what I'm saying? I miss y'all.

Doco: Oh my god, bro.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

TWIYpod: We had a good couple of weeks off.

Lovelace: Oh, wait wait wait, wait, wait.

Doco: Yeah.

Lovelace: One more thing. Because Doko wasn't abreast of this, Scully. um A question I had. You know, this is a big year for movies. A lot of movies coming out this year.

Doco: Abreast.

Lovelace: One of the biggest movies coming out is The Odyssey, right? Christopher Nolan in his bag. We saw the trailer a few weeks ago.

Doco: Is that like Dune?

Lovelace: better

TWIYpod: it's like it's like du It's like Dune and fucking Troy had a baby.

Doco: Oh, doing Troy.

Lovelace: so who pops up in the trailer who pops up in the trailer scully no no no which one of us popped up in the trailer

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: My nigga. Born. Born. Born Identity.

TWIYpod: ah The nigga from the Slave movie. Give us free. From Amistad. My nigga from Amistad is in it, right?

Doco: yeah

Lovelace: So here's my question. Here's my question, though. Did they have Travis Scott niggas back during the Odyssey times? Or is that just a miscasting?

TWIYpod: Travis Scott, the rapper?

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: He's in the movie?

Lovelace: Oh, my God. You missed that show.

TWIYpod: I'm not watching the trailer, bro. I just need to go in the movie theater and fucking exist for four hours, bro. I'm not watching no trailer.

Doco: Four hours.

TWIYpod: Yo, I think it's a three-hour drone.

Lovelace: It's like three hours, and ah three and a half, three hours for me.

Doco: What is this? The Battle of Gettysburg?

TWIYpod: It's it's um greek Greek mythology shit.

Doco: Battle of Gettysburg.

Doco: Makes sense.

TWIYpod: Yo, why did they put Travis Scott in the movie?

Lovelace: um that's what That's what we've been trying to figure out, man.

Doco: Why are you hating on Travis Scott?

TWIYpod: i' not I'm not hating on Travis Scott.

Doco: I'm talking about Lays.

TWIYpod: i just The nigga can't act, bro. Have you ever seen the nigga act? Is he in there with those stupid fucking braids?

Doco: Yeah, y'all saw that video he put up after the those that concert?

Lovelace: He does have the braids in his hair in the movie. That's why I said it. Was there Travis Scott niggas, bro?

Doco: Y'all saw that great video he put up after that concert? Man, I'm sorry, you know. He's great acting.

TWIYpod: wow

Lovelace: Uh-uh.

TWIYpod: Yo, I seen that shit on Netflix, son. Hey, my nigga, hey, Trav, the fucking, the comeback tour after you had that fucking Astroworld shit, amazing.

Doco: Great acting.

Doco: He went to the pyramids. How do you do that?

TWIYpod: Amazing.

Doco: They can kill people and it went to the pyramid. Well, that actually...

TWIYpod: The nigga went to the pyramids, he went to the pyramids after the Netflix doc.

Lovelace: but We ain't going say he killed people. Oh, man. heaven

Doco: Why didn't he?

TWIYpod: like that He did it, bro. He was on stage continuing on with the show while niggas was suffocating.

Doco: What are we talking about? Allegedly.

Lovelace: Did niggas hold what stock accountable? 99?

Doco: Yes.

TWIYpod: nothing Nothing crazy like that ever happened at Woodstock.

Doco: They was just fucking at Woodstock.

Lovelace: All right.

TWIYpod: Oh, that don't count as Woodstock, bro.

Doco: Oh, that's yeah, that's different.

TWIYpod: Not that not at Woodstock comeback bullshit.

Lovelace: right All right.

Doco: That's different. That's different, bro. That's different, bro.

TWIYpod: and woods And if we' what if it wasn't for Woodstock, y'all niggas wouldn't have festivals today.

Doco: Facts. Wouldn't be no Coachella.

Lovelace: I'm not a dream.

TWIYpod: None of that.

Lovelace: You're going nigga. I'm good.

TWIYpod: Made in America. You niggas that fucking love Hov.

Doco: Facts.

TWIYpod: Down with Hov.

Doco: That's like you niggas complaining about LeBron getting elbowed.

Doco: What's wrong y'all?

Doco: No? Y'all leave me on a ledge?

TWIYpod: Mm-hmm.

Doco: Alright.

Lovelace: a

Doco: That's fine. Why y'all complaining about that? Y'all said he was bitching.

TWIYpod: Nobody's complaining about it, bro. Yeah, he was bitching.

Lovelace: a

Doco: No, he wasn't.

TWIYpod: That nigga was...

Lovelace: The nigga get touched.

TWIYpod: That nigga put an acting clinic on him. No, he got hit.

Lovelace: but sleep no Between... No, between that one...

TWIYpod: He got hit. But it didn't... It didn't... For a 280-pound man, you should never fall.

Doco: The nigga's 44!

TWIYpod: I don't care if the nigga was 64.

Lovelace: All right.

Doco: Bro, come on, man.

TWIYpod: 280-pound man.

Lovelace: They just put a video out. Hold on.

TWIYpod: I need to see this nigga's elbows, son.

Doco: Let me elbow you.

TWIYpod: i need to see I need to see the young boy elbows. Do he got elbows?

Doco: Let me elbow you.

TWIYpod: Do he got elbows like Baraka with the little swords coming out of him or some shit?

Doco: Yeah, niggas. Some of them niggas be having bony ass elbows.

TWIYpod: the fuck It's fucking LeBron James.

Lovelace: LeBron legs couldn't absorb that elbow.

Doco: He's 44.

Lovelace: His legs couldn't absorb that.

TWIYpod: Yo, show that nigga fucking hairline.

Lovelace: This is all they've been posting today.

Doco: Wait, why are you putting it? It wasn't about his legs. it was about his ribs.

Lovelace: But I'm saying the strength all the strength is in your legs. Your rub legs can't help you stay sturdy, nigga.

TWIYpod: Freaky ass ball. Freaky ass ball.

Doco: Why are you worried about his legs?

TWIYpod: You see him?

Lovelace: He fell down.

TWIYpod: Couldn't wait.

Lovelace: He fell down.

Doco: What kind of tattoo LeBron got on his legs?

Lovelace: He got weak in the knee.

TWIYpod: use He saved the image of a grown man leg in his phone.

Lovelace: He could hardly sleep. That's not saved. That's not saved.

Doco: what kind of What kind of tattoos LeBron got on his legs?

Lovelace: That's on Twitter. Don't do that. That's on Twitter. That's on Twitter. Don't do that.

Doco: Freaky boy.

Doco: But the fact of the matter is, is he got elbowed, and y'all niggas just...

Lovelace: And between this this one too? when you do the

Doco: And then this nigga added me with the AI video. talk about some This is the reason why y'all like... Bro, what's wrong with you?

Lovelace: this is the order What about this meme? You ain't comment on that one, Doko. That one been living. Scully posts that one regularly. yeah

Doco: Well, because...

TWIYpod: That's my bag. That's my bag too. Because that's that beat me when I see some shit. But don't want you to know I saw it.

Lovelace: yeah yeah

TWIYpod: But I synced it. I synced it. I synced it.

Doco: He just playing the game that is given to him.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: I mean, you know, why are you mad at the game?

TWIYpod: And I just. who

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: You know, sometimes it requires a little flop at 44.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: He still don't get no calls. So, you know, he got to do a little.

Lovelace: Oh, my goodness.

TWIYpod: Because he's the biggest nigga on the court, bro.

Doco: That's not true.

TWIYpod: Ben Roethlisberger wasn't bitching in year eight that he wasn't getting calls when motherfuckers was on his back and he was dragging them 15 yards down the field.

Lovelace: Oh, my goodness.

TWIYpod: Cam Newton is the only nigga that complained about not getting right for calls.

Doco: I can't comment on that guy.

TWIYpod: LeBron ain't going to get the call. If you didn't get the call at 26, you're not getting the call at 42, bro.

Doco: You should.

TWIYpod: Sorry, Bronn.

Doco: You should, though.

TWIYpod: No, you well, you should. But don't fake it.

Doco: Like, they treat him like the niggas the fucking mountain from Game of Thrones.

TWIYpod: Because he's such a hoe.

Lovelace: you you told me he's the goat

TWIYpod: Who's taking hoes serious?

Lovelace: you told me he the

TWIYpod: Who's taking hoes serious?

TWIYpod: Tell me about the time you went out on a date with a hoe and she told you, nigga, you got a nigga got to feed me. A nigga got do this and that to be with me. And you knew three niggas that ran through and didn't even give her a bag of popcorn.

Doco: Well, in my dating experience, they wouldn't use the N-word.

TWIYpod: That's LeBron. He bark and screams so much when he gets out.

Doco: That's true, but he then pays for it.

Lovelace: Wrong hoes. Wrong hoes.

TWIYpod: ah Hey, yo, we about to out.

Lovelace: Wrong hoes. um

Doco: and

Lovelace: To answer your question, to answer your question, Maul.

TWIYpod: are you Free the bros, bro. Free the bros.

TWIYpod: More what?

Lovelace: Maul. Maul is the answer to that question.

Doco: that's true but he didn't he then pays for it

Lovelace: I'm not.

Doco: Oh, my bad. He's not here.

TWIYpod: Don't put that spot on my man.

Doco: Let's leave our homeboy alone. Yeah, let's leave our homeboy alone.

TWIYpod: Don't put...

Lovelace: I'm not.

Doco: You know what saying?

Lovelace: it

Doco: However, no no woman has ever said, nigga needs to do da-da-da-da-da.

TWIYpod: and

Doco: I've never played those games.

TWIYpod: You missed out on a good time. I'm not going to lie to you.

Doco: No. No.

TWIYpod: I'm not going to lie to you.

Doco: No, that's why you end up with Oreo McFlurry on your shirt.

TWIYpod: it's

TWIYpod: No, it's like playing...

Doco: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Lovelace: Nigga had K-Swiss on his side. Oh, my God.

TWIYpod: It's like playing chicken. It's like playing chicken. When you know something about somebody, you know she...

Doco: Nah, getting kicked by Boneless Timbs ah

Lovelace: Bruh.

TWIYpod: I've never been kicked by Timbs.

Doco: ah is sick.

TWIYpod: Or Boneless Timbs.

Doco: You have.

Lovelace: Oh, I'm going to tell y'all, ever since Ash was on that episode and we was talking about old boy and me, it's a joke in the house.

TWIYpod: Nah, I've never been kicked by Timbs. You think I'll let it...

Lovelace: My kids even in on this shit now.

Doco: Yeah, why you get beat up?

Lovelace: dead anyway

TWIYpod: No, he's talking about MGK beating him in a rap in a rap battle.

Lovelace: No, no, no, no, not that.

Doco: No, I know. I know. I know. You shouldn't have lost like that.

TWIYpod: Yo, that nigga came up in my Spotify the other day, too. Son some bars is...

Lovelace: He got some shit. He got some shit.

TWIYpod: No, his bars is trash.

Doco: Your beard's weird.

TWIYpod: So if he beats you...

Lovelace: He got some shit. Don't do that. He got shit. He got some shit, bruh. ain't gonna do that.

Doco: Whatever you into, you go do that.

Lovelace: okay

Doco: Nah, bro. You got to chill out, man. Lace was decent, man. He used to roll with the, uh, Gabby, ATL Jacob and them.

TWIYpod: it's it's better it's better than you It's better that you landed where you landed, sir.

Doco: Yeah, yep.

TWIYpod: Yeah, man, it's better that you landed where you landed.

Doco: Yep, Capital One Banking.

TWIYpod: You let that

Doco: It's a way better thing.

TWIYpod: you let that nigga that said, I'm a wild boy. I'm ah um'm a wild boy. You let that nigga bar you down?

Doco: He wasn't even Steve-O at the time. He was just Kelly.

TWIYpod: No leather pants in sight. No tattoos. No hair gel. The nigga just beat you off the wake up. The raw dog white boy. you let us small team You let a saltine beat you?

Doco: Was he on acid?

Lovelace: Hey,

Lovelace: man.

Doco: How did...

TWIYpod: Hmm.

Lovelace: I just sent y'all the, the, uh, arsenal.

TWIYpod: Couldn't be me.

Doco: ah I wish we had the footage of that.

Lovelace: It's right.

Doco: That's our first Patreon clip.

TWIYpod: It's on YouTube.

Lovelace: yeah there's no food There's no footage of that.

TWIYpod: It's on YouTube.

Doco: Yes, there is.

Lovelace: Because of whose party we was at.

TWIYpod: Somebody go find it.

Doco: Yeah, it's on YouTube somewhere.

Lovelace: There's no footage of that.

TWIYpod: Somebody go find it.

Lovelace: this is all two thousand and eight It was 2008. There's no footage of that.

TWIYpod: YouTube existed. I'm

Doco: For sure.

Lovelace: But it was all camera. It wasn't. Oh,

TWIYpod: going to go check my old smack DVDs. See if I find it on there.

Lovelace: shit.

Doco: yeah ah

TWIYpod: I'm going to check my old smack DVDs, fam.

Lovelace: oh stick

Doco: I got one more did y'all watch ah Duncan and the fucking Egg House of Dragon no it's not oh yeah it is nigga the finale was last week that was the most important episode you didn't watch this goalie nigga you and Egg is like you know saying y'all got the same vibe

Lovelace: Yeah, finale is this week. A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Yes, it is.

Lovelace: that That episode was fire. i

TWIYpod: I got to catch up, man.

Lovelace: It's okay. It's only 30 minutes since it's only six episodes. You'll be fine.

TWIYpod: I got to catch up, and I got to turn the subtitles on. Yo, why is young boy bald at a young age? Do he got cancer or something?

Lovelace: They explain... no no no No, no, no, no, no. They explain all of that.

TWIYpod: Oh.

Lovelace: It's nothing...

Doco: that's But that's not like nothing you can't say. You can't tell. You can tell them that.

TWIYpod: Then he got sick cell?

Lovelace: No, because he got to know who the nigga is.

Doco: All right, man.

TWIYpod: We can't say that.

Doco: Cut the mics.

Lovelace: shit.

TWIYpod: we can't say that

Doco: All right, man. No, man. Fuck it.

TWIYpod: Prodigy had sicker cell, bro. That's what I'm saying.

Doco: ah but

TWIYpod: Like, like you act like I said, he had a house in Virginia or something.

Doco: Alopecia.

Lovelace: Do Tupac not get enough credit?

TWIYpod: Like, he got sicker cell, it's peace.

Doco: You think do you think niggas live through sickle cell when with horses?

TWIYpod: Nah, they was cutting limbs off for nothing.

Lovelace: Nah, them maesters was finding out ways, bruh.

TWIYpod: Niggas said he had niggas said he had a headache.

Lovelace: They was finding ways.

TWIYpod: They put a hammer in your nose.

Doco: Lace would have been a maester for sure. That was my real question. That was actually my question. What ah what house do you you think you would have belonged to?

Lovelace: Yeah,

Doco: Well, obviously, you know, if they would have allowed niggas.

Lovelace: because the only niggas that... Well, there are a couple of niggas.

Doco: That's not real.

Lovelace: There's a couple of niggas, man.

Doco: In the books or the show?

Lovelace: In the book and the show.

Doco: Please ah educate me.

Lovelace: Yes, um this book right here. Oh, see, i'm not good I don't want to promote nobody.

Doco: Oh.

Lovelace: But yeah, the Targaryen book, yes. They were black.

TWIYpod: All of them?

Lovelace: No, no, no, no, no. no no no um Just like in the show.

TWIYpod: Just my man and them. ah Nah, I would have been um

Lovelace: Yeah, his kids. Yeah, they were mixed kids. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

TWIYpod: andve been Baratheon, bro.

TWIYpod: I'd have been a Baratheon.

Doco: Okay.

TWIYpod: Robert was my nigga, bro.

Lovelace: Mm-hmm.

TWIYpod: Me and Robert would have been partying. That would have been like my my cousin from another. you know what I'm saying? I'd have been a Baratheon.

Lovelace: Yeah.

Doco: You did have an appetite for whores.

Lovelace: Yeah.

TWIYpod: Oh, God. Oh, God.

Doco: That makes sense.

TWIYpod: You hear me?

Lovelace: yeah

Doco: hey the

TWIYpod: Oh, my bad. My bad. Hey. Hey, we on YouTube now, okay? You hear me? You hear me? Hey, hey.

Lovelace: been right on brand, bruh. would have been at the Iron Bank out in Bravos. just

Doco: Oh my god. i could see that though.

Lovelace: Out there.

Doco: I could also see you try to be like the mini face god.

Lovelace: Hey.

TWIYpod: Nah, he don't connect enough dots to be the many-faced guy.

Lovelace: Hey.

Lovelace: okay You don't have to.

Doco: But you don't have to.

Lovelace: You wear them niggas' faces and you there.

Doco: He is the observer of people. He gathered, you know, that that'd be Lace's role for sure.

TWIYpod: Yeah. Yeah.

Doco: That would have been okay. I can see that. The Bank of Bravos.

TWIYpod: Your ass would have been a Lannister.

Doco: scott

Lovelace: You.

Doco: I'm cool that.

Lovelace: Yeah,

TWIYpod: Your ass would have been a... Nah, Dolko might have been one of them Doran niggas. One of them freaky niggas from Doran.

Lovelace: yeah I was going to say he might have been adoring.

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: I take that too.

Lovelace: He's been the Sand People. He's been out there.

TWIYpod: Yeah.

Doco: I take that too.

TWIYpod: You little sand niggas.

Lovelace: Because the Lannisters and the Targaryens, they got a lot of incest. I don't think Doko subscribed to that. So...

Doco: No, but you know, i was I was subscribing to like the richest in the land, you know, the most feared roof, you know, Tywin didn't play, know what mean?

Lovelace: Hmm...

TWIYpod: yeah ne Imagine Doko in the crib talking and Shorty like, what are you doing, Stepbro? I'm trying to get my laundry out the machine.

Doco: Nah, hell nah.

Lovelace: No, no, no, out the lake. Back then, out the lake. Out the lake.

Doco: Nah, hell nah.

Lovelace: Oh, shit.

Doco: Nah. Nah, I would have been a Dornish person for sure. That's what I was thinking too.

Lovelace: Let me ask you this. If you was Oberlin Martell, you got the mountain beat.

Doco: Would I have tried to get the confession? No.

Lovelace: Okay.

Doco: I would have fucking killed him. Yeah, would have just killed him, bro.

Lovelace: Okay.

Doco: you ask The way he died was crazy.

Lovelace: And he still could have talked to his shit, but he just got careless and moved, walked up on him. I'm like,

Doco: yeah yeah i don't Yeah, I didn't like the way he died.

Lovelace: i

TWIYpod: Because that was his sister that got dusted off, right?

Doco: I'm not gonna lie.

TWIYpod: That was his sister?

Doco: Yes.

Lovelace: yeah, her children. Yes.

TWIYpod: Yeah. So he was like, yo.

Doco: You raped her, murdered her, and killed her babies.

Lovelace: Scully would have been trying to get that confession.

TWIYpod: Yeah. Logic was out the window. That nigga was fueled by rage.

Doco: Scully would have been Clegane.

TWIYpod: And cock.

Doco: He would have been the hound. Tormund?

TWIYpod: Nah. Nah. I would have been the fucking, that red nigga from the other side of the wall that was trying to beat down Brienne.

Lovelace: Holy shit.

Lovelace: All right.

TWIYpod: Yeah, I'd have been him.

Doco: You is a freak ass boy.

TWIYpod: I'd have been him.

Doco: You is a wildling.

TWIYpod: I'd have been him. I gotta wear it. I gotta wear it, bro. I gotta wear it. It's not on me. It's in me. You feel me?

Doco: not up Hey, yo. Whatever you into, you go do that. You go do you, my brother. No, that's crazy. Are y'all looking forward to the next one?

Doco: It comes out June.

Lovelace: Oh, season three? Yeah, because all the battles and shit finna happen.

Doco: Yeah.

TWIYpod: I ain't watched two.

Doco: I thought we saw that.

TWIYpod: I ain't watched two.

Doco: and what You haven't been watching that at all?

TWIYpod: I haven't watched two. I got to rewatch.

Doco: you have cable?

TWIYpod: I got rewatch one so that I can watch two.

Lovelace: He don't have cable. He already told you that.

Doco: Bro, that's a lie, though. I don't believe it. He has the subscriptions to this shit.

Lovelace: He got apps.

TWIYpod: Yeah, I got the subscription.

Lovelace: Yeah.

TWIYpod: I got the subscription. I just, I started watching two and then I was just like, yo, what the fuck happened in one again? So I got to rewatch one so I can watch two.

Doco: But one don't matter.

TWIYpod: The dragons?

Lovelace: Yeah, I mean, it does.

Doco: Two is before one

Lovelace: He said when he was watching two, he wasn't remembering what happened in one. So he got to rewatch one.

Doco: Yeah, but one don't matter.

Lovelace: It does.

TWIYpod: it Dude, that's where the whole beef started.

Lovelace: One sets up two.

Doco: if you're watching two.

TWIYpod: That's where the whole beef started.

Doco: Oh, you mean season one.

Lovelace: Yeah, season one.

TWIYpod: Yeah, season season one.

Lovelace: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Doco: Okay, okay.

Lovelace: Yeah, season one.

Doco: i was

Lovelace: Yeah, yeah.

Doco: I think he was referring like Game of Thrones as one.

Lovelace: no no No, no, no, no, no.

TWIYpod: Like, I'm so far behind.

Doco: like

Lovelace: This is all pre that, so.

TWIYpod: I ain't even watched The Pit. I'm on, like, episode three of The Pit, bro.

Lovelace: Bruh, catch up, bruh.

Doco: I can't watch medical shows.

Lovelace: The pit, bruh.

TWIYpod: it It's not holding me like the first season was. I'm not going to hold you.

Lovelace: It is.

TWIYpod: It's too much.

Lovelace: Once you get over that doctor, once you get over Al Hashimi, you'll be fine.

TWIYpod: It's too much of the same. It's just like season one, just with different customers.

Lovelace: Because your boy died too. You got to watch it.

TWIYpod: Yo, yo, what are you doing?

Doco: Y'all niggas watched House too, didn't you?

TWIYpod: Nah.

Lovelace: they They did it right, though.

TWIYpod: I did watch um Nip Tuck.

Lovelace: They did it right.

TWIYpod: I did watch Nip Tuck.

Doco: He said, yo, what are you doing?

Lovelace: he

Doco: ah

TWIYpod: I did watch Nip Tuck, though, but that wasn't like no medical show.

Doco: Nip, tuck.

TWIYpod: Yeah, Nip Tuck was fire.

Doco: Nah, you know what i used to like? Ugly Betty.

Lovelace: I've never seen it.

TWIYpod: With the light and draw and the braces.

Doco: That was my shit. Yeah. hu

Doco: That was my shit, bro. I don't know why.

Lovelace: I think she was in like a NBA All-Star game. I think that's the only reason why I know who that lady is.

Doco: What?

Lovelace: she was she like She did the NBA allstar Celebrity All-Star game like years ago.

Doco: For why? She got a jump shot?

Lovelace: No, you know half of them don't know how to play. but I mean, you got Taco Fall being in it shit and

Doco: Well, that's true.

Doco: Him being a celebrity is crazy.

Lovelace: Hey.

TWIYpod: I was about to say, you mean half of women don't know how to play basketball, bro?

Lovelace: Hmm.

TWIYpod: Like, that's crazy, Lacey.

Doco: Alright, alright, alright. This has been the Used.

Lovelace: then

TWIYpod: ah Like, comment, and subscribe.

Doco: This nigga Scully is crazy.

TWIYpod: Right there.

TWIYpod: I'm going to get that shit off every time.

TWIYpod: Every time.